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#514 We Don't INFLATE the Same with Butch Escobar · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 2: Thank you over here.
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  Speaker 1: Uh and uh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'll announced to other specials a little bit and a
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  Speaker 3: little bit and without further ado, what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Toxic co host x G.
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  Speaker 1: Well, sub dog will stop.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, disappoint everybody in the patron I could not
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  Speaker 4: get Rose Ambard to let me eat her out last night.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do that. I promised.
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  Speaker 4: I thought I would could have happened. Still fucking happy
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  Speaker 4: to see her do that.
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  Speaker 1: Shit was crazy. She hugged you. Huh yeah, I met her.
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  Speaker 4: To me, she's amazing, So it was cool to legend
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  Speaker 4: Legend smoked on stage.
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  Speaker 1: Legend smoked the singer long stage. Yeah, the only ones
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  Speaker 1: that are allowed to do it at the Comedy Store.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I would have had her sign my Red
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  Speaker 3: Pendleton brou like. That would have been epic. Because you
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  Speaker 3: know that's her, like iconic fucking things. She had that
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  Speaker 3: red flannel.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, yeah do that and like like I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 4: kill her a bit, but she don't funk around.
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  Speaker 1: She said the effort, She called out the juice. She
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  Speaker 1: called family.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, you gotta if you if you have, if you
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  Speaker 4: can see her before obviously passed away, She did, You're
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  Speaker 4: not that old.
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  Speaker 1: She's seventy. She murdered. She murdered. Yeah, she murdered it
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  Speaker 1: with Jimmy Dre then fucking Rose Ambar.
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  Speaker 5: Shout out to Jimmy George.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a fucking lineup, Okay, Exavier, Well no, no,
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  Speaker 4: it was definitely it was definitely comedy chaos.
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  Speaker 5: It was definitely comedy care.
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  Speaker 1: It was a chaos. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She hadn't performed and uh at the Comic Store in
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  Speaker 4: thirty years.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you guys in a bit, wa bro, that's yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty years. She had n't performed there years.
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  Speaker 4: That's an event for the Comedy Store. They were trust me,
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  Speaker 4: everybody was a whole kid. They had they had us.
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  Speaker 4: They literally somebody came.
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  Speaker 1: Up to me like, can you make sure you get
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  Speaker 1: a good video.
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  Speaker 2: That's like the age of a mistaken baby, like, whoops,
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  Speaker 2: I had.
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  Speaker 1: It and thirty one. She hasn't performed since I was born.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck razing.
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  Speaker 5: How was Nikki Glazer?
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  Speaker 1: She's good, cool, she looking good her. That's it as well.
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  Speaker 5: That's eat her out now, I to eat her out.
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  Speaker 1: She's on the she's it's on the menu.
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  Speaker 5: She's hosting the MS.
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  Speaker 1: I think the whole set.
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  Speaker 4: Was that it was no, I'm not mad about it.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta prepare, but her whole set was just her
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  Speaker 4: doing her emmy jokes, which you.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of killed the bob though. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You can kind of kill comedy. I I'm not a
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  Speaker 1: fan of every comic. Let me just say that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like there's that's what comedy kills. Is cool, cool, It's
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  Speaker 1: just it's just boom boom, boom boom. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to sit through them. I love that, bro, That's that's
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  Speaker 1: the best. Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad you had a good time yesterday, gone,
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  Speaker 3: I offered. Honest dog, I was really fucking tired, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and and like I've been really sticking to the fucking
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  Speaker 3: diet and the workout plan and it's just like it's
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  Speaker 3: really would have funked it up, and I didn't. I
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  Speaker 3: tried getting him today and I honestly couldn't. Like shit
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  Speaker 3: was hurting, bro, So I was like, I'm glad I
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  Speaker 3: needed to take that rest day. So I just fucking
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  Speaker 3: chilled the fuck out. Thank you Ray for running the
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  Speaker 3: boards and welcome back Ray, Thank.
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  Speaker 1: You love Ray.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, good morning, and.
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  Speaker 4: Now let's get it up for our guest who you've
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  Speaker 4: been hearing what is it already?
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 3: Because this guy is interactive as fuck, Bro. I like
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  Speaker 3: that he always has some stuff to provide when it
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  Speaker 3: comes to podcasting.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: But let's welcome to one and only Butcher Escobar Man.
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  Speaker 1: Hilarious, Yo, what up? How's it going to everybody? Thanks
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  Speaker 1: for having me on the show. You guys do some
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  Speaker 1: real honor. Dude. I love this show. I know I
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: love this show. This had always been like he loves
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: the thumbnails. He's like, dudeus, the thumbnails are the best.
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  Speaker 2: Thumbnails are the best. Yeah, there's gonna be the McNugget collection.
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: I've been talking to hell of fucking three D printers.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard, bro. They all look kind of like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: it's made in fucking old school Korea and ship when
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  Speaker 3: they made it. But I need somebody who like can
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  Speaker 3: paint them and make them legit. But I really want
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  Speaker 3: to make like the McDonald's version of McNuggets, but like
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  Speaker 3: our versions because chili doesn't so well, and.
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  Speaker 2: Then it could just become collectible.
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  Speaker 5: It almost looks like a fabrige a but all fucked
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  Speaker 5: up our potato.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like a nugget, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's a really it makes me want to eat them,
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  Speaker 1: like it makes you want to go get them.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I wish I knew one of those like
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  Speaker 3: Asian pages that like they made like the food, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like they make a side.
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  Speaker 1: Do you ever watch some shit You ever watched cartoons
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  Speaker 1: when you're a kid and see you eat donuts and
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  Speaker 1: you want to eat donuts or like like Scooby Do Everything,
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  Speaker 1: Scooby Do eight, I wanted to eat I wanted to eat. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it's dude, that sandwich that was so big. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even lying. When I saw the thumbnail right now,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, bro I'm gonna get some nugg I
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  Speaker 1: already broke by McDonald's fucking streaked. So I'm like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna just go and get some McNuggets after this. I
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  Speaker 1: remember McNuggets. That's a kid. They were delicious. They were
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  Speaker 1: so good.
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  Speaker 4: Now what's the last time you have I won't have it.
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  Speaker 4: It's just green Slumpcause you're an adult. I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 4: I like, if you ever find.
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  Speaker 1: Your ha I like the homemade tenders dog that's just
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  Speaker 1: fucking peak slime in a fucking third for them. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's some of them are pink sline, but
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  Speaker 1: some He's got a point.
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  Speaker 2: They're like chicken breast some of them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're an adult, you can afford wingstop, but you're
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  Speaker 4: a But can I say, Bro?
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  Speaker 1: When I saw the pink paste, remember the video when
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  Speaker 1: it came out and everybody was like, fuck no.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to see a McDonald's. I was like, I
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  Speaker 2: was like, where.
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  Speaker 1: Can I get a bag of that to take home with? Means?
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  Speaker 2: That's what a fat, greasy fuck I am.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. It's like, I'm like, where can I get it?
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  Speaker 1: Like I want some chicken nugget? Masa? Like that's the
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  Speaker 1: ship right, it looks Masa is sliding. Yeah, I you
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  Speaker 1: know when you cook it though it turns into a song.
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  Speaker 1: He is the fucking Cevich. Have you seen how fucking
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  Speaker 1: Cevich and high Bys? Mate?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, high By is very different. I don't eat high
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  Speaker 4: And first of all, it's imitated crab. But like, but
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  Speaker 4: there's a lot of places crab.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot. There's a lot of places.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of places they use that ship and
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  Speaker 2: they don't tell you.
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  Speaker 1: My sushi katana places be using fucking I'm there.
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  Speaker 3: There there's some dishes that use imitate crab. Dog like
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  Speaker 3: all those appetizers. You think they're gonna fucking sell you
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  Speaker 3: real fucking crab for fucking fifteen dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I just watched you on another episode where you were like,
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  Speaker 1: I worked at a restaurant. You don't think we're using
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: the same forks? You know? Okay, people mine got washed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so I think about that all the time and then
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: I put it out of my head. It's just like eggs,
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: bro because I love eggs, But eggs are the most
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  Speaker 1: disgusting thing you can imagine. They come I just ate
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  Speaker 1: three of them. They come out of the chickens butt
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  Speaker 1: and they're a failed abortion abortion. Yeah, but but they're
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  Speaker 1: delicious but if you think about it, they call me b.
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  Speaker 1: It's not good anymore.
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  Speaker 3: The way I look at it, though, it's like I'm like,
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: all right, bro, you've seen how the wonders stem cells
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  Speaker 3: can do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just like, what about that shits?
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  Speaker 1: You know? I was like, I just look at that
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  Speaker 1: fucking very If I'm eating this chicken, stems very and
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  Speaker 1: some nutrients.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, because honestly, that's why, like a lot of
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  Speaker 3: workout fools, they tell you that, like this is gonna
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  Speaker 3: be your fucking bread and butter if you want to
• 7:58
  Speaker 3: get yoked up, hard boiled daggs dog. And it's just like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm just like why, because this ship is like seventy
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  Speaker 3: four fucking calories, has hello fucking protein, and it's it's
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  Speaker 3: good enough to last you four five hours.
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: I love him. I eat them all the tight. You
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: guys know who Gabby Lamb is. Yeah, Yeah, shes mes
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: out because when we're on tour, I'll fucking whip out
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  Speaker 1: a bag of eggs and be like, yo, what's up.
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  Speaker 2: I got it's from Costco.
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  Speaker 1: I got I got enough from both of us. My
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  Speaker 1: white she freaked out. She's had an abortion before. She's
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  Speaker 1: just like a damn why she worried about.
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  Speaker 2: She openly said this, and she openly said.
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  Speaker 1: This ever check over thirty five.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's sad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, almost, But that's what I would say. Though we
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  Speaker 1: also have had that abortion as well. We just didn't
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  Speaker 1: have to go through it, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Like like, if you had a girl who got an abortion,
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: guess what, Bro, you have the abortion to not the
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  Speaker 1: same one? Why no, no, no, no, no, no of this
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  Speaker 1: fucked up Roger, fucked up.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So the fucked up part about when girls getting abortion,
• 9:02
  Speaker 4: it obviously hits some different obviously because of their.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: Their body gets seriously damaged. Oh no no, yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: gotta go through that. But listen, so you just got
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: to come in home. Listen. So there's one chick, one chick.
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  Speaker 1: There's one chick got an abortion.
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  Speaker 4: And it was like we were like in high school
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  Speaker 4: store and she's like, oh my god, I just had
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  Speaker 4: an abortion.
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  Speaker 1: I had to get an abortion because of woo whoop. Man.
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  Speaker 4: This was like the reason she told me was because
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  Speaker 4: she was crying that day and I was like, why
• 9:25
  Speaker 4: are you crying, bitch?
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: She's like, because a year ago damn her. So they
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: remember the day they got an abortion.
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  Speaker 4: Also, yes, it's like it's all fucked up to they
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  Speaker 4: never forget when.
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  Speaker 3: Zamier, have you ever been on one that has actually
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  Speaker 3: had like had one or have you ever seen somebody
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  Speaker 3: that has gone through You never had You.
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  Speaker 1: Never got to go pregnant on accident. I've never even
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: had a scare. Get the fuck out of here, bro,
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: I'm never even had a scare. I'm gonna pull out.
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  Speaker 5: I find that very hard to believe, especially being Latino.
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  Speaker 1: I have never had a scare. Why would I lie
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  Speaker 1: about that. I would have told you, y'all bitch hit
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  Speaker 1: me up with the He.
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  Speaker 3: Would have told those dog because he knows I would
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  Speaker 3: tell you. It'd be special. Brought cast episode today.
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  Speaker 4: A.
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  Speaker 1: Very special episode. We don't smoke the same. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 1: like che comes forward with some honesty.
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  Speaker 2: We have got sixteen Yeah, hug.
• 10:15
  Speaker 4: At the end, dude, you're like, I named him too,
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  Speaker 4: I'll be here for your baby.
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: Even I even named him before we got rid of him.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: He sounds already calling him the word that little fucking.
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: But yeah, but like now for real though, like women
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  Speaker 3: go through that ship though, like after that shiite is done.
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  Speaker 3: Whether it's like because you know there's a pail after
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: Plan B, right, like there's like the one that's there's
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  Speaker 3: like a Plan B plug.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I did. That I had had to
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  Speaker 1: go through.
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  Speaker 3: So, dude, like that ship fuck is just as equivalent
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  Speaker 3: to like an abortion at that point, because like that
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: ship fucks worse worse.
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  Speaker 1: You want to know why because uh, you got to
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: see it because they what do you mean? You got
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  Speaker 1: to see it out and it goes so like, So
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  Speaker 1: I had to go through this, bro, I had to
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  Speaker 1: go through this. It was crazy. Dog, you are your
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: lady if you're a fool like you, no, my lady.
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  Speaker 2: My ex lady.
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  Speaker 1: Ye're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
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  Speaker 5: She actually went through you.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: But she went through that, not now fool you feel
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  Speaker 1: hella badro you. I had to see what would have
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: been my kid in the fucking toilet. But I was happy.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: I was happy that bitch was You guys sound like
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: when guys say we're pregnant.
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: No, dog, she's pregnant, not word, you're not that word, nog.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: If you're mad, you're right, you're right, she's pregnant. Went
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: through abortion exactly so that you just made my point,
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  Speaker 1: like from two minutes ago. She has to go through
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: that more than you do. So it's not just her
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: by herself that that got the abortion, you know what
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, like like you should be there as much
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: as you can be. Yeah, you're not going through that ship.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't look at it as like my ex
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend went through an abortion. I do look at it
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: as like I was there because I fucked up too.
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: I came to that bitch I got her pregnant.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: Was that I was talking. So you can hear yelling, Oh.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: I should probably do that too. I think that's what
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to start my ear sweating though something can
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: I turned down that heat the way you dude, I'm
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: I'm fat and out of shape.
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: So so did you see it?
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Bro? We even named it. Yeah, we're fucking around,
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: fucked around and named it. Dude. You remember the name
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: hold just after my cousin almost because at the time
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: my cousin was the only one who knew and so y'all.
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  Speaker 1: So he was like, I was like, look, bro, I'm
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: only gonna have one kid, and that was my son, Bobby,
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: my boy that I have now. But I was like
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: if I did have another kid, I would have named
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: him after you if he was like, please do that
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  Speaker 1: so we make.
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  Speaker 4: Oh he still was stoked. I would not be happy,
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  Speaker 4: like name my abortion after.
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  Speaker 1: You went Bros. Me and him are like he should
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: have been a comedian, but he went to college and
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: actually did someone his life like I fucking was when
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: who sucked around? But me and him were sick fox
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  Speaker 1: bro like, and that was the thing that it is
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  Speaker 1: that I named it.
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: You guys bury it, you guys flush it down the toilet,
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: sh it down the toilet. It looked like rush after
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: naming it. Dude, she has to a whole what do
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: you want to do?
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Squad over the hole you dug in the backyard, Like
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: she has to pee it out and it has to
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: like it doesn't it connected? Is there? Like a two
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  Speaker 1: weeks when she told me is that it was painful
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  Speaker 1: At first it was like cramps and ship and then
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: at the end it felt like she was throwing up
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  Speaker 1: out of her pussy like that's oh morning already watching
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  Speaker 1: this ship. Bro.
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  Speaker 5: These are things you cannot sound history for food, No, bro, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You I do got scheck out history proposed they do
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  Speaker 1: drop some knowledge that's the podcast that I'm all with
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: lip As far as i'm a little let, I'm a
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: little more reserved on that. Shout out to old girl
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: out there, thanks for dropping that egg.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: Now that you say, now that you say that, there
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: was some girl that I knew, like we were pretty close,
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: and she had got she had like got in like
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: a scare from some guy. Yeah, and she's like, oh,
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: I think I had an abortion. And then she showed
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: me a picture of this thing. No, show me a
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: picture of this like like her underwear.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: And this thing looked like an alien like the colors
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: were wild, wild.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: And now in the homeroun, I was like, did she
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: show you? She's like, oh my god, she showed you.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: She's nasty ass bitch. I would have never shown a
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: man that I saw this thing.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Bro. It was it looked like that's that's probably why
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: you never had one, Like what dude, dude, there's no
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Did that affect you? Yeah? Bro? That ship there you go?
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: Bro the time, Bro, it was like, what was the
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: primary color?
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: White? Like green, like a green and white white? Yeah?
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Like bro, it looked like a large bloody egg with
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: a green and white sheet over it.
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: Could you like squish it if you want.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't fucking touch it. Bro, Like, look, bro, I
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: was this bitch was crazy dog like this. She she
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: was crazy, And in my mind, I was like, I'm
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: not having a kid with this person, Like she's a
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: kind of take off with your baby to the other
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: side of the country. And did she want no boards
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: you kind of convinced her to doing it. No, I
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: was like, we're not having a kid, like I was
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: say that girl steat like not want it.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm like, I told her.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Straight up, you're just gonna get a payment then because
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want I'm not gonna do this with you.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: He Bro, dude, I was desperate. I fucked up, bro,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Like I like I was young.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I fucked up, but I was like, I'm not gonna
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: do this, dude, I'm not gonna have Like I watched
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: my friend. Was she hot crazy? Like you said? Was
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: she hot crazy?
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: No?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: She was cool though, she was cool. She was thick
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: and cool. She was like pretty but thick. Okay, but
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: like now she's just a big ass, fat bitch but
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: still like fucking I'm sorry. Yeah, she was cool though she.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Was because sometimes bro, like that shit, like I get
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: it that position where he's like, fuck man, He's like,
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do this ship with this person.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: This is nothing good is gonna come out of this.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Bro. I know homies that have done that.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: These was that money though, dog?
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean?
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: These pools are pretty well off.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, how do you have two baby mamas
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: and you just only have to see the kids only
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: like on Eastern Christmas and the birthday and ship? And
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that is like the sickest pay paid plan
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: that for Like that worked out for your dog. I
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: was like, you know, this never works out for black guys.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Like, you should want to
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: see your kids though, he's on, you should want to see.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you, bro, if she did that, yeah,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I don't why. He's like, yeah, I'd love the man
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: is making me. I don't want to interrupt that ship either, bro.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. If she didn't have it,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have bailed on the kid's life. But that
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: was the measure that I had to go to how
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: to give her that this might happen, bitch, I might
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: not like yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Like I'm not fucking around like I would have because.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: I had, like do that. I regret, Dad, You're a
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: good dad. Yeah, I love like I love Bobby, Bobby
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: my heart and soul. But and if I planned on
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: having another kid, I would have. But that person, it
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: wasn't even that I didn't want a kid, It was that, bro,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Like she would have torn Like that's the thing, bro,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: is Like she was cool? What do you like about her?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: She was fucking crazy, bro? She was abusive as fuck.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: She was a manipulative, she was physical. You know. She
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: was big too, that was real. Yeah, bro, Like she
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: would and she would lose her mind on all. How
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: did you know she was big?
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: She was not cool?
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pay attention to the conversation. I missed that part
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: she was.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: She wasn't thick and cool at that point.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Well she's not. I don't know whatever due she you know. Uh,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: it didn't go well. The end didn't go well, you know,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: but we stayed together for another few years after the abortion. Yeah, bro,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: but it stuck that that abortion stuck around for both
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: of us. Like I started sucking around, she started fucking
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: going into depression.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: And like, don't bring up George Everswapton. Hold here, nah nah, no, bro,
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: because it would have been right now.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Bro, people you know what he would have been like,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: he would have I never thought about that. X you
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: fucking would be right now he's all laughing at it
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: to start crying. He would have been eleven. I didn't
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: think about it.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: So now I'll give a fuck.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I want to have a little big brother, a little brother.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: You know what.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, man, Uh, life is consequential, period, and
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: so I don't really look at it like, oh, this
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: could have been a life or that could have been that.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Like dude, life comes in waves, like like waves of
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: the water comes in and then leaves and it just
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: does that. So I wasn't sitting there thinking like this
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: kid would have and I still have not. Like, here's
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: the thing, bro, Like when you have a kid, when
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: they are actually come out and they become a life
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: for them in front of you, that's the most amazing
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: thing you'll ever see in your life. You're playing attention
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: to That's that's the most amazing thing you'll ever experience.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: When they love you back, that's the most amazing love. Disneyland.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: He loves going tell me how much you would love
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: it if he went with this land been there in
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: a year, Exavier love it though, but you I hated Disneyland.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: But the one the girl I was with was a
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Disneyland weirdo. So she.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: She so what made her Disneyland weirdo?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: She knew everything about Disneyland. She knew all the hidden
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: mickeys were her and her I would write a letter
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: every year to Disney to let him know how much
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: they aid that. Okay the lettership really yeah, bro, we
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: do these bro on stationary bro. Like the houses were
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: decorated like crazy. We had it season passes. But I
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: hated Disneyland. I never liked what it represented in the world, right, Like,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's a place from Disney It's a place
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: where Nazis friends with Nazis. Also like it's a it's
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: a huge conglomerate that sucks up capitalism like crazy. It
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: fucking it takes advantage of so many people and then
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: let alone, if you're poor, you can't fucking go. So
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: to me, I never liked that ship and I never
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: planned on going, but she got season passes. We went.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: It was fucking the best time.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Bro, Like it was an experience, and I will thank
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: her for that, because that was an experience like with
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: my son that like I'll never get to have back.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: But that's the thing is when that grows in your heart.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I never realized this till my mom passed. And then
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: we went to Arizona. My dad took me and my
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: sister Arizona and watched the Springtime League and there was
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: a big earthquake that happened in California, and for a minute,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't know if it was like where my son
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: was at. And I got it, bro, Like I realized, like, oh,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I'm attached to this motherfucker.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: So imagine imagine.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Like imagine someone taking that from you and moving to
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: the other side of the country, you know, and then
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: you're limited because you're poor, because you can't go see them.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: And then at that point my choice would be I
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: can't do comedy. I just have to work so I
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: could save up money to go see my kid. That's
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: the future that I saw with this bitch if I
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: had a baby with her. And so to me, it
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna rip my heart out again.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I can only handle that so much. Fuck this shit, dude,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: and any kid out there. Bro, that's The thing is,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I would bro, my friends who had babies, like, they
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: weren't out in the alleyway smoking weed with us. They
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: weren't going to the parties with us. They weren't having
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: all the fucking fun times. So to me, it's like
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: if I haven't even if I have a kid, now, Bro,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: comedy's gone.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: I tell people, like, what baby mamas do to their
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: baby daddies by not letting them to see their kid
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: is crazy, crazy, crazy.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: And that they're allowed to do it is craving. It's crazy, dude.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: And what they you're not allowed to see your kid?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I know you talking about.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: I'll say this in two different ways.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, I do feel when you have a crazy baby
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: daddy and the daddy's like the worst thing in the world.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: You gotta do what you gotta do.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: But the courts are fucked up and they allow shit
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: to slide in order for someone to take the kid
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: away from another person. They allow that to slide in
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: the women's favor so fucking terribly, Bro, I got lucky
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: my baby's mama. Shout out to the to the woman
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: that I did have a baby with fox wife like
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: married and shit, I was married and we had a baby.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: That's my son now, the only son I have. Uh, dude.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: She never hit me for child support. She never came
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: after me for nothing. We always made agreements. Even to
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: this day. I'll be like, shit, dude, I'm broke this week.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: You know, like you think we could like postpone the payment.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: She'll be like, you know what, don't even worry about it.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I got extra, so you're good. Oh. Bro. She She's
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: the reason one of the biggest reasons my current girlfriend
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: now and my and my ex wife are like and
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: my dad are the biggest reasons why I'm still doing comedy.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Like they're all support, like all support. Like I moved
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: far from my kid now and we were dude, we
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: were close when I moved. And she's like, do your
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: think it's good I got him. You don't want to
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: kick it with you anyway, because.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: He actually was wondering because I got I remember you
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: were out there in the bay with your son chill in,
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: and I mean I knew you were there for like
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: for your son, and then you moved out here, and
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: then it fucking makes it like, dude, sometimes want to
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: kick it. Yeah, bro, they're busy.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I tell you what. Happened bull this. I'm okay, I'm
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: sorry for all your LA people. I love y'all.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: But I'm a Giants fan. Okay, I was a big
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Giants fan.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not as much anymore because they once they started
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: winning World Series, all of a sudden, we gotta pay
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: eighty bucks for the fucking bleachers. Go fuck yourself. But
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: loves poor people, yeah, bro, I'm I'm hey, bro, because
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I'm poor. I lived below. I'm a comic. I live
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: below the poverty line. So I'm a big fan of
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: the poor. I'm but uh yeah. So Bobby comes in
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: my room one day and I had this Dodger hat
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: that Felipe gave me because we went to a Dodger
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: versus LA game and he gave me the hat. It
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: was like kind of commemorative thing. And I'm cool, Bro.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not a person who's like, yeah, fuck Dodger. You know,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I'm cool with whatever. Bro. I'm not a Raider hater
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: or nineer you know whatever. So I was like, all right,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: cool bro, But this motherfucker knew, he knew. He grabs
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: the hat.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: He comes in the room and he puts it on
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: and starts strutting around the room and he's like, you
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: know what, I don't want to be a Giants fan anymore, Dad,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be a Dodgers fan. And I was like, Eh,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: then you could fucking move the fuck out of my house.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. But that was when I knew it
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: was the beginning of the end, because then he started
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: to like stay at his mom's war and then he
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: was like one day he was like, I don't want
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: to come home. I don't want to come back. And
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: at that age, you know, they're allowed to go wherever
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: they want, however long they want. There's no more custody. Shit, bro,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: explain that what age? Can I mean?
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: What like?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I think it's like a fifteen arms, not eighteen. It's
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I know, his kid, not no, like twelve. I think
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: it's twelve or fifteen.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you can decide if you go to moms
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: or dad's. Yeah, onto, Yeah, like your mom socks, because
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: there's no like I understand you, unless you your kids,
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: let all your friends they've got close to your mom's
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: house on the weekend, you gotta go to your dad's.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: This place fucking socks.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Right, I got all I do is stay home. He
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: drinks with his homies, and he kind of convinced the job.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: I'm miss a disciplinarium. Like his mom's cool, she does
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: a good job, but she definitely is way more leaning
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: on him than I am.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: And uh. That was the other thing, because I would
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: call from home and I'd be like, Yo, your school
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: called me today, you missed you were late for a class?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Like how many times I got to talk to you?
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: And like he got upset and then she was like, look,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: you're not even here. You're not here. I'm raising him now,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: like you got to let me do this. So it
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: was like all right, So I kind of like, bro,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: it was. It hurt for a minute. It was like
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: a shot to the chest. And then my girl that
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I'm with now, who still lives in the Bay, was like,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: why don't you go to LA. You've been dreaming about
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: going to LA. You don't have to raise him anymore.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: And if you're worried about me, I'll be out there
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: as soon as I'm done with mine, you know. So
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, fuck, I got all this freedom, dude.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Like that's the thing is that you know, because I
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: talked to fathers all the time. They're like how'd you
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: deal with that? And I'm like, all of a sudden,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: you realize, like you can down do whatever you want
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: because even if you kick it with that fool, he's
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: just gonna be mad at you. Like, but you had
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: played video games like you were, like I saw you.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: It changed? How did that change?
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: How did they go to No More Fortnite? Here's the thing, bro,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: you know why? And I didn't know this. I because
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: like I don't know if you got to know Matt
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: leaves a comic and he has a kid now she's
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: still a baby. And he goes, hu's things with you
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: and Bobby because he used to stay at my place
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: a lot. He knew Bobby, And I go, it's tough, bro.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: He's uh, he's decided not to hang out with me anymore.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: He's not that cool with me no more. And he goes, oh,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: he's a teenager. I go yeah, and he goes, man,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for that, and I'm all what, I'm all,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: it's awful. And he goes, wait a minute, do you
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: have a good relationship with your dad? And I was
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: like yeah. He goes, that's why. He's like and maybe
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: you did too, because I had a great Really, my
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: dad was my fucking hero. Bro. Dad will hang on that,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: So that's oh you won't, I do you will that?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I won't. That's why homies And I'm like, bro, if
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: you get along with your dad, then you can understand
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: you I get. Do you get what I get? And
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: it's like, what the fuck happened? But most people are like, oh,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: they're teenagers. Bro, they don't want to they don't want
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: to hang out with that. Cause my dad was a
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: bad motherfucker. Bro, he was in Vietnam. I think it's
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: because you got my dad was bad too. Yeah, my
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: dad was like my dad would to wear a suit
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: every day to work and he'd shave and he looked.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Like something to be proud of.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Player yeah, but no, not playing him and that was
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: just him, Like that's the ship. And all my dad's
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: friends thought he was cool. That's the thing you got.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: You gotta know your dad's gotta be cool. Hell yeah, yeah,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: that was always the cool the.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Cool cat with his friends, like everyone say, what's up,
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: what's up? Hey, Well, how's your dad doing. I'm like, bro,
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: always asking about my bro.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Some of the most famous comics I know will come
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: up and be like, what's up, but how's it going?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: But then they'll go, how's your dad doing? Felipe constantly
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: asked about my dad. Every comic George Perez fucking Edwin
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: San Juan, Like anybody who's met my dad is like
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: that dude's fucking rad, bro, Like what happened to you?
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I've been told that, I've been told I've told dad.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: At the same time, my dad, as an older man,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: got good looking and he had green eyes and he's
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: in Mexican. About my dad, he's he's a Mexican doing
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: green eyes, Bro, Maybe we have to say dad, Maybe
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: my dad's business trips were to go fucking take care
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: of my dad? Is has green eyes?
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: For real?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Annie, Dad?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Hey, my dad was a player to dog like I
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: was supposed to know that, and I knew it.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Like once I got older, I was all this fool
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: ain't fucking at working night, you know, like, oh Dad,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: you know I didn't even think about it. But well,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: my mom was mean as fuck.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: My mom was pretty I've never talked about this on
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: the podcast. Oh fuck.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: She was like like Malcolm in the Middle Mom.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: She was mean, bro. She was like, beat the fuck
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: out of your sometimes show, like, dude, she would, I would.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: She would come home Dude in the morning, I'd pretend
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: to sleep.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: No wonder your dad was your hero? Do your mama
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: bro when.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: My dad because when my dad came home, she chilled out.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: She acted like a normal human. He's like, oh, he
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: hits back. But as the thing is, my dad after
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Vietnam was like a peaceful person. He never like he
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: was gonna be a cop when he got back. He'd
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: even passed like all the exams, but he was like
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: that shit fucked me up. He was like, I don't
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: ever want to like deal with guns or death or nothing.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: So my dad taught me how to fight, but was
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: always like, if your back's against the wall, stand me.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Your back's against the wall. My mom was like, what
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: did they say about me? You better fuck them up?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: You know, like, and my mom was, bro. My mom
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: was like straight up like, uh like look at me
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: when I talked to you, and then if you didn't,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: she would hit you, you know, like close fists to
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: the one time she fucking what is that what she
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: hammer fisted.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: During a missionary But she's so angry, dude.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: She was dude, She was red was a player. My mom.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: My mom's mom was fucking crazy.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Bro. She was like she lived like she she had
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: to move all the time because they got kicked out
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: of places. They were super poor. They lived in one
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: of those moms Liams in the graveyard for a while
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: because they were homeless, and like she had boyfriends that
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: would beat the funk out of my mom all the time. Bro.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: So my mom had like a crazy Hey, bro, I
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: never talked about none of this shit before on this show.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Sometimes, Bro, he got you.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: We've got me all sentimental and weird and ship like
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna like I'm gonna be driving home be like,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: what the fuck did I just say?
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: I got a history of butch esco.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I gotta call my sister and be like, hey, listen,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean anything. Don't listen to that. How many
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: times I've gone I was joking. That episode was all
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: all funny game.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: She says a lot of things he regrets on here,
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: fucking dude, I mean I do all the time.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: There's only one moment I regret and that was like
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: the shadow boxing. It was a couple of times we
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: had we had to edit.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: That's a lost clip for everyone.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: We had to edit.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Uh a thing when you were on knowledge, you said
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: something and it was bad. I think, yeah, I think
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: I might have said something.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: It's so stupid. I looked at you. It was so bad.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Remember, he'll remind him.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: And he's lucky.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Hey, bro, I have things that I said in just
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: small groups.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude that I will pop me up in the
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: middle of the night and I'll be like, why the
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: fuck did that come?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I have that apples moments like it, like cringes, bro,
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Like I said theirs, Bro, you're just like fu, dude,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: start doing some push ups, get it.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I was. I was with this hot I was hanging
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: out with this hot ass chick. Bro. She wanted me
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: to hang out with her all the and I was
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: like a fat, ugly loser and I couldn't figure out
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: why this chick wanted me to hang out with her
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: all the time. She was so beautiful. Went to watch
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: like a boxing match and uh, it was a tyson
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: match and he was like he was a Muslim at
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: the time, and I didn't know what Muslim people were.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I was like twenty twenty years old, and in my
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: mind I thought Muslim people just hated America. Right. So
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, oh, so, I was like, yeah,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I know, I'm getting into weird waters here, but I
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: was like, ah, man, fuck that those people hate America.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: And she gets up and she goes, what did you
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: just say? I'm all those fucking people hate us. Why
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: why is he doing that? And she pulls out her
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: little Muslim necklace and she's like, I'm a Muslim butch
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, fuck, bro, And everybody in
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: the room was like, you're a piece of shit. Dog.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: And to this day, bro, whenever, that's like the one
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: of my most embarrassing moments of my life. Why why
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: is it a piece of shit? Though? Because I was
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: like just judging these people for no reason, you know,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: like the Muslim I was trying to fuck. He's saying
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: fuck muzzler, and I was like sitting there being an
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: ignorant idiot. And then everybody also, cause these are all
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: new people that I'm hanging out with.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: These are people with cars and ship. I didn't have
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: a car. These are people that are having like parties
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: with real girls coming to them, dude. And I just
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: said some of the dumbest shit like just just fell
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: out of my mouth like nothing, dude. To this day, Bro,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I think about that all the time, Like I still like,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: what a fucking idiot, and like get a chill.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Have a moment like that, Like several moments. I have several,
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: but that was my worst, Like several moments that I
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: do not know why. They forever live and grained in
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: my brain. And I'm just like, why do you have
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: that memory?
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Like why is that?
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Like like you couldn't remember the fucking the answers to
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: the fucking calculus test for a marketing degree, but we
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: can remember this ship.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: It wasn't even traumatic, right, It's just like some random shit.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Why is it? The worst things stay in your brain
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: and then the best things tend to leave.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I just like I wish I could retain
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: knowledge like that. It's it's just like stupid ship that
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I have a bad one, not.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Like a bad one, not like anything likes come out.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Had I had one that's kind of I mean, I
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: met it into a job, but it was so embarrassing.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: I was dating this white chick and I'm hanging around
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: with like her white family, and shit.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I've kicked it off the white girls lately, but I
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: love white women. Dog, I love white women.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to all the Latin women out there, but
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: you're too abusive for me.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: You know, that's just that's just one. That's just one praise.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I never got into Dog. I had my share, and
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: I was just like, it's a great sandwich. But and I,
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: you know, like I think it's it's a because for me.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: My mom would be like, don't make me fuck you
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: up in front of these white people. Hey, listen, when
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: we get to this lady's house, you better fucking not
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: talk about what just happened when I fucking slapped you
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: up in the car.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: And it would always be a white lady.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: So when white ladies came around, my mom was nice.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: My mom, my mom.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize this, but my mom was intimidated by
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: white people. So when white people came around, she started
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: acting right. So in my mind, dude, white women are
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: safe and they have full pantries. Oh so oh yeah,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't know, go ahead tell your moment. I didn't know.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: I didn't know, like a like a house with our pantry.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: So you went with like somebody with money, bro. Usually
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: that was like a white kid's house. We don't have
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: pantries like pantries, like, well, you see all the fucking snacks.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: You're like, hey, bro, like we only have a fridge.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: They got snacks, yeah, boxes and sacks like boxes, bro,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Like you ever go to the white kids houses, They're like,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: you want some? They start digging in the box and
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: just handing. Oh when you see five cereals and like
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: one like yeah, they're like they're eating. They're like you
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: want to bowl you, bro? Your mom's not gonna get
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: mad at you know what? Why you want a granola bar,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: peanut butter or chocolate? What the fuck we got? Bro?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: And I go back home right now to the Bay
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: because I don't have my own home there anymore.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: And and my dad's got no room.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Uh fucking I stay at my girls And she says,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: with her mom, and they have a full pantry, Bro,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: all the time, there's noodles and ship Bro, there's fucking
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: fruit snacks, you know. And then they have a they
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: have a all like the rice and the beans and
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: these see through containers.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, yah, but we have the old fucking like that
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: is that is the sign of upper middle class.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: You're just doing well, bro.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: It's a container.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you can buy tupperware for the ship that
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: already comes packaged in the boxes.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Back clips, bad clips are lower middle class. Yeah, whenever
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: you have like ten back clips in one basket. Yeah, bro,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I got I got three chips on what clip? What's
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: the iron thing? The lay mass fucking thing that the
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: little wire?
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: The wire, bro, that's fucking yeah, is at your house
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: if you're using the wire, bro, if.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: You're using the wire, dog, you got issues? Dog.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Oh so well, let me tell you so that I'm
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: hanging out with these white people, right, and I was
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: dating this white chicken.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like her family, and it was just it was
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: so bad, bro. And they know and they know I'm
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: like the like Richie Valance people. They know I'm like
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: the token because I'm obviously Mexican, and they know like
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: her dad knows I'm illegal or her dad was a
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: bar poratoy chick.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Oh no, they know Mexican, spot, bro, And they kind
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: of like see me like kind of a token. And
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: I'm the one drinking the corona.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: So like look at this for we get along? Yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: we get along? Yeah, bro?
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: And I say I'm saying a story, and I say, oh,
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: because it's a blessing from the sky mm hm, and
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: they're like, what did you say? I was like, blessing
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: from the sky, you know, like blessings from the sky.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: And they're like, it's blessing in disguise, and I said,
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: and I was like, what do you mean.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, hey, bro, I didn't even hear it.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I was like, what's wrong with that? Exactly, blessing in disguise.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I said, blessings from the sky. I thought Jesus was
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: throwing blessings at people, right, hey, like Jesus, why wouldn't you, bro?
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: And they just laughed at me. So for me, now,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I look at the ice and I was like, yeah,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I here. You never felt like you were. I would
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: ever forget that moment. Bros. All embarrassed blessing from the sky.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: I've said this story, yes I know, but you never
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: said like you said, you're like, oh yeah, words that yet,
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: but you never said the origin. That is the first
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: time I didn't know it came from. That's embarrassing. Embarrassed,
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Like I feel for you on that world, like.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, because you just feel like an uneducated motherfuckers. I
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: feel like like like uh like like like no fans,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: like I don't even trying to be racist.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: But I felt like I was like in a slave
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: movie and they were all like all against like yeah,
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: like go pick the car, and do.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: You ever think that that that's what it's like. You're
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: very articulate human being, like you're very smart, Like, well, well,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I've had private conversation. I'm hat private. I've had private conversations.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: With you know.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: He like like he doesn't turn that part on here, Bro.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: The CTE comes on here and he starts stuttering like
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Brandon show me, yeah, bro, Like he fucking literally doesn't.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the funk happens. I was like, listen,
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: you know all this history, but you you fucking malfunction
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: when you come in here, bro, like and all of
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: a sudden, he's shown you that Albert fucking x G
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Einstein to you, Well.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: We're all all that. We're all that when we're we're
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: not with the homies and we're like, hey, bro, for real, though, dog,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: what you were saying back there, Dog, I did what
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: you were saying, bro, But I didn't want to say
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: that because everybody was fucking talking shit. But you're right, bro,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: fucking that shit's crazy. But I mean, like for real dude. Like, uh,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I think though that that might have like because I
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: know that I've had those moments and I'm like, never again, bro,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: you never again? Yeah, I fucking but that's why I read. Now,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: That's why I like steady ship. Like, that's why I'm
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: a dumb fuck bro. I'm don't get it twisted, like
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I'm a dumb motherfucker. Bro, Like I make dumb fuck moves,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Like my car has been registered in two years. Bro,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: that's how stupid I am. You need a small check, No,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I need a license plates. I don't even have license
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: plates on that thing. Cops pulled me over and they're like,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what to do with this, and
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, I'm just a dumb I'm just
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I'm a dumb person. But I was like I don't
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: want to feel dumb no more. And I like hanging
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: out with people and like, but I say dumb shit.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: So I like, that's why I read all the time.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: That's why I try to try to know shit. It's
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: like it's like a competition for me, kind of like,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: ain't know where you're gonna tell me. I'm not fucking
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm not gonna have nobody laugh at me
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: anymore because I've had those moments, dude, and it's like,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: fuck these motherfuckers, bro, and you you'll never forget it, bro,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: if you see those people again, you'll get that pit
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: in your stuff with like these white motherfuckers laughing at me.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Look at me. You just see my podcast. You see
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing. I'm at the comedy store on Tuesdays
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: getting free weed. Motherfucker. Suck my dick and its gifts
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: from heaven? Brothers, whatever does Sky's some the sky? You
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: stun some bitches because I said it was.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Say, but when I tell people the story, they kind
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: of get it. They're like, Okay, you're not that wrong
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: because it makes sense. Let's just from the sky, Like
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: I get your lock, Like the logic that you heard
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: right makes sense.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Well, there is a phrase manna from heaven, which is
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: the same thing you just said, yea from heaven.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Isn't that the stuff you fed the juice man food
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: that I was wanting to try that ship when I
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: remember when they told the first only when they read
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: that passage in church food, it's like the only thing,
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: the only thing. Well, it was like after they had
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Fred like, literally, that should tripped me out, bro, Like
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: when I was going to like to give them the
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: first communion, right, we were reading the Bible and ship
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: and they were talking about the story and I was
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: just like so, I was like, so, let me get
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: this straight.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: The juice got freed.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: That food part of the ocean, right, you know theo
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: these fools crossed, right, And then they're like, man, we're
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: so fucking hungry, bro, Like you know what I mean, Like,
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: and they're all starving, and this fool's like, hold on, man,
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Jesus gonna whip some ship up.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: And then he gives them the ship. They're like, what
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: the fuck is this? And it's man, bro, that's what
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: they call That's what they call it.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what and and and and they're like
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: they just said it was like the best fucking thing
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: these fools that fucking ate. These fools were able, I
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: don't know, like phantom for like a long time. I
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: just stopped paying attention after that because I was like
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: all I could start thinking.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I was like, where can we get this? Like I
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: wanted to, like I want to fucking buy this ship, bro,
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Like why in.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Video games there's always health and mana, mana, yeah, I
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: was gonna say I learned it from Zelda. Yeah health
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: and mana. Yeah, it's like a biblical thing, bro. Yeah,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: like that's it. Everything goes back to the Bible. Why dude,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: why why that's where we're from. That We're not from
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: the Bible, dog, We're from the fucking Bearing straight, We're
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: from fucking like South India or so, can you tell
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: these fools the story that you told me that your
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: neighbor pulled out ah a knife on you. Oh knife?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Can you tell that? Yeah? Because it's fucking insane. Like
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: when you told to me, I was like there is
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: no way. Yeah bro. So this is when I first
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: moved to La I was living and told me that's
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: like in private. I was living in mid city bro,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: and that ship was crazy.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: So like, uh, I don't know, they don't have these
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: in the Bay, I don't think, but they have seen
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: them everywhere here.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: But we have boarding houses here still. Oh yeah, they
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: are here, but they're like low key. You gotta go
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: to like central. So I lived in a Korean one.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: It had had like twenty one fools in it, but
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: it switched out from Koreans to Russians and one of them,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: but it was everybody was international, was mostly Russians, but
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: there was this one African food that was like living
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: there and.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: He would take over and you get one.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: There's one kitchen in the whole house, twenty heads, one
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: big kitchen and one little kitchen in the back. But
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: the big kitchens where you could break shit out and
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: you know you could really cook. I like to cook, Bro,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: but I cook quick because I know people are waiting
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: for me. This motherfucker would spend like hours, and I
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: never had a problem with it. Bro. I'd go in
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: and be like, fuck, I can't use a kitchen. I'll
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: go get some food. Then you know, no problem, Bro.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: But one day I'm sitting in my room and I'm
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: playing video games and there's a hallway that I lived in,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: and you could block off the kitchen with two doors
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: so you don't have to smell when people are cooking.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: And I live closest to the front door, so the
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: smell would walk through my door. So I get up
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: curry bro and it and last time he made curry, Bro,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I wasn't there, but I came home. My whole room
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: smelled like curry for like fucking days. So I fucking uh.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I get up and I go and I go I
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: just I go, uh, hey, bro, I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: close the door. And I just close the door, you know,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: And I go back and I go back to playing
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: video games, and it's cool for him. And all of
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: a sudden, I smell Curry hitting my fit and I
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: like Curry, bro, But but these African motherfuckers be throwing
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: down like pounds of that shit in their dog like
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: they love that shit. So I was just like, fuck, dude.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: So I get up and I go, hey, bro, it's stinks.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: And I close the door again and I go back
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: into my room. Play again, dude, I didn't say it stinks.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I'm all, hey, this cook's coming, the smells coming into
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: my room.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be wide about it. Was he telling
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: them he just looked over. He had his headphones on.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: So I closed it. I go back down. I'm sitting there,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: and then I start to smell it again. I get
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: up and I'm like, okay, what the fuck dog? So
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I go into the kitchen. I go, hey, bro, the
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: smell from your cooking is going into my room and
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: it's like, and it affects my clothes and it's and
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: he goes, it's hot in here. At the same time,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I'll show you a picture in a minute. He's wearing
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: a sweatsuit like he's got a full on hoodie sweatsuit. Like,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: fucking dude, he look like he just got done jogging
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: in the winter. And and so I'm like, you got
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: your sweater on? Bro, I'm all, no dog. And I
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: close it, and then right away he runs over and
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: he opens it. And then now it starts to turn
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: into a game you know where I close it, he
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: opens it. I close it, he opens it.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: How long is that going on?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: I closing open and yeah, I'm hey, bro, now don't
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: fuck around.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Bro. Here's the thing about me. Bro, if I put
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: my foot down, it's because I'm willing to fucking get
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: at it, like fight you for it. I don't cause
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: like to me, Bro, it's like you don't, dude, why
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: walk into a fucking a gunfight of the unloaded pistol?
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Like, why pull a gun out if it's not It's
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: the same thing.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: It's like, bro, if you're gonna tell someone to move
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: or get the fuck out of your way, you have
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: to stand on your ground after that, you know, unless
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: they pull a gun or something, be unreasonable.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: But like, what is what happened here?
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: So I was like, bro, I close the door one
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: more time, and he goes motherfucker and he opens the
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: door and he has a knife. Bro, he has a
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: big ass butcher knife and he just fucking holds the
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: door open with the knife. And I'm like, because I was, dude,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I'm afraid of the knives more than I'm afraid of guns.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I've watched videos on Reddit where a dude gets like that.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: There's this one fight where these guys are going back
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: and forth and the guy takes a swipe with his
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: knife barely hits the guy's neck, bro, and you just
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: see the dude go and like blood just shoot out
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: and he drops and he's and like in like less
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: than ten fifteen seconds. So to me, knives you can
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: do the same thing, I guess, but I've never seen
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I've never seen anybody get shot you like, yeah, but
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: a cut, but a gun is like yo, that's there.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I'm high as you guys got good weed here, you
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: sent over and I'm gonna come. So yeah, dude, he
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: put the knife up and he's like, and I was
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: just like, man, what do I do now? You know? Like,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: and I call my landlord and I go, hey, bro,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: this fucking guy won't shut the door, dude. And then
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: now he's got a knife, and my Landlord's like, well,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: call the cops. I'm like, I don't call. I don't
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: call the cops. Bro, Like like I was suck as
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: an old man. They're not getting there because an old man.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I was stuck in a Yeah, because I'm from the Bay. Bro,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: we don't call the cops in the Bay. Dude. If
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you handle that ship, yeah, you handle her, you sleep
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: through it. You don't fucking go call the cops. But
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I moved out. I moved out. I'm the funk out
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: of there. I moved to South Central. Made it worse
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: for myself.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: It's worse in South Central, No, bro, it's actually better.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Bro. My roommates I got now four, I got four,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: three roommates, all from Venezuela.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Don't speak a lick of English.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Bro, how long they've been here though?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: These Yeah, the roommates I like to know, Oh they're
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: about to Like I look at them every day.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, these motherfuckers gonna be gone next, Hey, dude,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: like for real though a lot of these motherfuckers are Panics.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Those are the ones that Trump's going up. Yeah, like,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: you know what, these guys have no idea. These guys
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: in my room, they have they're living their lives. They're
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: playing the music loud as fuck. Bro, they're fucking talking
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: about dude, bro there.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Because you know they're gonna go after the ones right
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: off the right off the bat, the ones that they've
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: been watching.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: They're like, oh, you know, you think it's cool, like
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: we got you on watch right right.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: But then but then they're gonna be like, hey, guess
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: what now we got to reward program because we can't
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: find the ones that are hiding out there.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: It was like your neighbors are gonna now that get.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you said you were for the how much
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: you offer it, we're gonna send you a thousand dollars?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: What is it? No? I'm literally like, I literally like
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I got to hide these motherfuckers like and Frank, now yo,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: but on the real how much the snitch on these
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: nothing and the real on the real real how much?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: How much?
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: How much you can't pay me they give me myself,
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Like you can't pay me.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, send them half. Here's my You can
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: send them half. It has to be a budget. Send
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: them half. They offered me a studio like Joe Rogan's.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Let me put let me have this, let me this around,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Let me have this about my mom because every every
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: person who knows my mom is probably slamming their fucking
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: keyboard after what I just said about her. Also, the
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: thing about my mom is there's a you Center named
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: after her in morgan Hill, California, because she was a
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: pillar of the community. She she took kids in and
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: got them educations, got them scholarships.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: So she wasn't always mean.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: She was only mean to me. That's she was only
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: mean to me.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: She was like a like like a saint to these people.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Bro. That is that's even worse. Four hundred people showed
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: up to her funeral, like mayors and ship bro. Like,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: my mom was like, that's the thing is That's why
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is crazy, bro, because the mayor
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: of Morgan Hill and the mayor of San Jose came
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: to her for your moth for my mom. Yeah, you
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: get add bro, it's out there, Laura.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: I'm sure it's crazy man. And It's also like I
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: would no wonder.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: I would be like, my dad would be my hero too,
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: man the case, Like I'd be like, these motherfuckers don't know.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: And to her, she would be like, look at these kids.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: They're immigrants, they're poor, they have nothing, and you have everything.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Look at me, bitch. You hit me? Yes, yes, Like
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, what the fun? I would never say
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: that because she would hit me more like, Uh, that's
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: why this is crazy, bro, because I never talked about
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: my mom ship before, bro, and this is the first time.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Are you cool with her?
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: People would even know she passed away. I found her
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: on my birthday.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Like that's evens even crazy, that's what's evenzy, And like
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: this is bro, it's have a strange journey.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: So those bags in because you're tired, I'm stressed.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I'm haunted by this woman's uh like how I grew up? Bro,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Like my girl and me go through it all the time.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Because she'll be like, are you yelling at me or
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: your mom yelling at me right now?
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: And that is that ship is real.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: But it's like it's it's crazy how much self work
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: you have to do to kind of like break those
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: things because.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Therapy for years. I've been in there for eight years.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: But you gotta practice ship, bro, you gotta like stop
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: yourself half the time.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I'm very good. What do you mean therapy therapy? Actually, oh,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I'm in mindfulness therapy. And I also study uh Buddhism
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: and and Hinduism, and like I read a lot of
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: self help stuff, bro, Like there's a lot.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: I'm in a good place.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Like, that's the thing, man, is, Like, I don't suffer
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: from depression and anxiety anywhere near like I used to
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: every once so while I'll get depressed on Okay, that's depressed.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: That's normal though, you know what I mean. But that's normal.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I don't have I used to be suicidal, dog like
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I literally like tried to. I put a gun in
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: my mouth and tried to pull the trigger. And fucking
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: what model was it? It was a double barrel Wells
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Fargo old school shotgun. We bought it in Tahoe, me
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: and my ex or girlfriends. It was like short.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: It was a the ones that they would ride on.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: The stagecoaster George used to carry around.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: It was a little short one.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like that.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: Based on those information that you gave us, just now
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: xaver here does not believe in therapy.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Okay at all? Okay, No, I don't know.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: You would say benefited, you.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Benefited me insanely. No, I'm talking. But he said, I
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: don't believe. I don't. We'll get a chance that that.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Butch talk. No, No, go ahead, go ahead, I want
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: to hear it. You have said that before.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: I don't believe everybody needs therapy, this whole everybody needs therapy.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: Everybody's a little everybody has depression. That No, I think
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: there's if you're a chemically and balanced that's like.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: You. If you if you find yourself not happy with
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: life every day, you should get therapy. But if you're like, hey,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I'm good every once in a while, gets sad every
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: once in a while, I feel like, you know, the
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: deck stacked against me. But dude, my dad doesn't need therapy.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: That motherfucker shot people in Vietnam and has been through
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: some crazy. No, it's all good. My dad. My dad
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: is does not He's the happiest person you've ever met.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: He's fucking got, he's well rounded. He never shows his feelings,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: you know, like outwardly, he's not an emotional person. He's
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: very well rounded, very well adjusted to human being. His
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: mom raised him right, he wasn't raised with trauma. He's
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: still have like PTSD no, because he didn't see trauma
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: until Vietnam to like.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: You're supposed to see it, right, but even then you
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: never he does.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: He did.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: He would wake up with with nightmares and he had.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: But he also went when he was twenty three instead
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: of eighteen, which is a huge difference. But Pops doesn't
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: need a therapist.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: The smoke a lot of weed.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Nah, he doesn't smoke no weed. He used to drink,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: but now he just chills. Sure, and he didn't he wasn't.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: It's never an alcoholic, never crazy. He just stopped.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: He drinks wine with his old lady.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Now nice, you know. But yeah, like I believe that
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: some people don't. But I think I think if you've
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: been through some trauma and you feel like it's still affecting,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: you go to therapy. And that's one thing a lot
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: of people consider their trauma. It's like it's just life,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: just life, it is.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: You can't just expect life to be beautiful and sunshine.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: I'm sure it's life. Trauma is like when you get touched. Yeah,
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: you need to go get talked to. If you get
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: touched a little kid, that's trauma. But just because your
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: parents got a divorce, you don't need to go to therapy,
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: that's what that's like.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Well I don't see that. Okay, see this is right.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: You don't need to go This is right. I will
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: disagree with you because I think if you're feeling like
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: your parents divorce affected you, Like if you feel your
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: parents' divorce affected you, then you should probably go to
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: therapy if it's what's depressing you. If you think that's like.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: You more than they they the ones that got the divorced, Like, yeah, bro,
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: but everybody takes everybody takes things different, bro.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: And he's like, seeking help is not just be It's
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: not like, oh shit, it's my parents' fault. It's just like, hey, bro,
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: like you've that sh it's affected you in a negative
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: way where it's like affecting your daily routine of life.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: And you see that, right, because some people really enjoyed
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: the way their parents like them.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Like it's I missed my old Christmases, but that's life.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: All Christmases were cool now. And also old Christmas is
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: where my cousins were there because they got the poor.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing and all this check this out because
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: you were you're a little tougher than those other people,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: and that's good and that's good for you. But some people, bro,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: And this is the thing, bro, is this is this
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: is see this is to me. I use compassion and
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: this is what therapy taught me. First of all, just
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: have compassion, because I remember being fucked up. Bro. I
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: would look at homeless people and be like, fuck those people,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: and like I would fucking like I would see shit
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: go down, bro, and I'd like, I don't give a fuck, Bro,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: baby's dying where okay? And like I'll save a motherfuckering
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: so hold on, hold on. And then I went to
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: my therapist and I'm like, I don't I think I'm
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: a narcissist because I don't have these feelings and I
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: want to have compassion. I just don't have it. And
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: she pointed out, because you don't have compassion for yourself. First,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I can't help you till you have compassion for yourself.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Till you start to understand and forgive who you are,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: then you could start doing that. And that's the thing is,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: That's what mindfulness taught me. Was first of all to
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: have compassion for myself. And then once I started to
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: do that, I could see myself and other people. I
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: could see other people struggling, and it's like, fuck, bro,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: like I feel that. And and so even when you know, like, bro,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: like I'm a liberal person with that's obvious at this point.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: But I didn't know that.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: But I look at I look at like Donald Trump.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I don't look at him with hatred, you know, I
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: look at it like bro, I look at like, oh man,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: this guy was raised by cold people, like he was
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: just raised by fuck people like. I don't hate him.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad, Bro, I'm not mad at anybody. That's
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: the thing about compassion is like you gotta feel, bro,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: even if it's some raised, rich raised kid, that's all.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: I had a friend who was raised rich.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: His dad invented the touch screen and.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, Steve Jobs, No, Bro's his Asian kid. I'm
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: not gonna name his name because he's he's a famous YouTuber.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: But I was like, I did I remember I'd recognize
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: his his plight one time and he was like, holy fuck.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, Bro, I get you. Everybody thinks you're rich,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: so everybody thinks you got it good. So everybody assumes
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: that you don't have feelings, or you don't feel bad,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: or that you don't give a fuck, or that you're
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: not cultured enough. So you're out here trying to struggle.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: So you could see and he was like, Bro, no
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: one's ever said that to me, cause it's like that's
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: the thing. Bro. It's like, yeah, Bro, your parents get
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: a divorce, you should be able to deal with it.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I agree with you, you should toughen up through that.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: But if you can't, I also understand that, and they
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: recommend that you go get some help because it's affecting
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: your life.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: No matter what.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: You can't control your brain, bro, you can't. You can't control.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: You can control to a certain extent, but if you're
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: feeling feelings, bro, like when you when you get your
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: heart broken, you can't when a girl breaks up with it.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: You can't be like tough to the gym, but you're
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: feeling it every time you everybody feeling finish that saved
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: like another man.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: But what he's he's trying to say, food, is that
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: like you didn't need to go to the therapist after
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: your parents divorced. Let's just say the next man might
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: because that shit fucks up. Your dad raised you, well, yeah,
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: God did a good job. If you don't, if you
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: don't feel the need for you to go, or you
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: never felt the need, that that's cool, congrets on you.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: You're a little bit tougher than the ad than the
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: person who has to go. But that doesn't mean that
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: that person is is like is fucking a weak assed
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: person like for life.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: That just means that they have to repair that part
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: of their Maybe.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: I've been wrong, Okay, maybe I've been wrong by saying
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: that you shouldn't go to therapies.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: I just don't like the whole everybody needs to go. No,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know everybody. You go on YouTube and everybody
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: ever better help, better help, caut you feel that way
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: because you didn't need it. I think better health is
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: the worst thing for you. Even though we have a
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: promo code used in fall Hell. Sorry, I'm sorry, that's
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: not the right podcast, but I forgot about that. My bad.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I've got ship, but it's not using YouTube channel. Everyone
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: just needs help, Yeah, but I don't. I don't think
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: everybody needs therapy. I really don't like there's people that
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: be like, no, my girls kids, they they got sad
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: all the time, Like these guys aren't sad, you know.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: Like I swear to God asks you said, I don't
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: believe in therapy.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: You said that ship because I know because I was
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: my clip. Guy, find that clip and make it for
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: me and look.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: And the only reason and the only reason I know,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: I will argue that because I know if you've been
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: really trauma, like real trauma, like kidnapped, I'm not gonna
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: tell you don't need therapy. I just said there's very
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: and I might have been high and I might have
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: said maybe not everybody, but I'm really just mean, like
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: that whole YouTube, everybody needs to go to therapy. Your
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: parents got divorced due of course, I'm gonna tell you
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: that it's a money grab. Of course the fucking therapyst
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: are gonna tell you what they need a money grab.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right now, all that self help ship that's on
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: the internet, if you go on my channel, I make
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: fun of those motherfuckers all the time. Do not listen
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: to people giving self help advice on the internet. Go
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: to a trained professional, read a book that everybody recommended
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: What you're up You're telling me not to listen to
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: Andrew Tate. I'm not so you're telling me not you
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: love that. I'm gonna get a lambo. But no, you're
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: not gonna get a lambo. Brona get a lambo. You're
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: gonna give money.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: To Andrew Tate. And Andrew Tate's gonna take your money.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: The only I do like is uh at the match
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: with the Mexican guy. He's a mortal Okay.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Zeber loves Andrew Tae answer no, Ray no, Yeah, I've
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: heard him, but I don't know I've heard him what
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: he said, wake up every day?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: I do my tick?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: Dog?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: You love that foot du Yeah you spoken hella positive
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: about him. I do agree with a lot of ship
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: he says. But I don't wake up every day.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Not.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: He's not my influencer. I don't wake up. I would
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: hope not for yourself. He watches mister Best first. As
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: long as you're not giving that full money, of course,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: that's the thing, bro, It's like, hey, people give that
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: full money. But here's what, Yeah, people give a class
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: a class.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: If you don't want to be an alpha male, you
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: don't you really need to go to aggregate to be
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: in alpha male when you're a beta that beta.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: You think you do, you know you haven't. Here's the thing,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: brore's I have? I have a chance. My My feed
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: right now is full of dudes getting yelled at by
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: other dudes, like because there's this thing where men don't
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: feel like they're mad enough and so they go to
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: man boot camps. I've seen that sponsored that for that ship.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: They're like, you're you're a man. They're like, let it out,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: and then they're like there's somewhere they make them cry,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: and then there's somewhere they make them like do ship,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: like maybe seal ship.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: I'm tough ass ship.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: And here's the thing.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: You don't need none of that, bro. You don't need
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: none of that, you.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: I I think here's the thing, man. I watched these
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: guys give advice all the time, and in my mind,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is so flawed, dude, this is so flawed.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: What about Kevin Samuels.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Who's Kevin Samuel?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: You don't all fucking listen to Spanish?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: I might have seen him because I watch a lot
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: of dude. I watched Tuesday. There's this one guy I
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: watch where he like looks at the phone, He's like,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: what's up, big dog? Today's your fucking day. You're gonna
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: wake up, you're gonna fuck suit up, You're gonna and
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: it's like, what are you yelling at? Motherfucker? It's like,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: why are you doing? What is this? Fucking Here's the thing, bro,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: I don't really recognize with the struggle of men right
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: now in this world because it's ridiculous to do that.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous to sit there and be a victim, especially
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: since you're sitting out there going look at these victims
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: over here. And then men are like, we're not loved enough,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: we're not being treated right by women. Go then do
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: something about that, ship like make or make you a sandwich.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Then if you got like but I think, but I
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: think like this whole man, like these subscribers to like,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: I'm just rant to a lot of bait. There's a
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: lot of you're out there if you're paying for OnlyFans.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Guess what? Women hate mess Sorry will, that's part of
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: that's part of life. Women have always hated men, Like
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: my mom, like our mom's moms didn't like men, but
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: and and and necessarily we don't like women either. But
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: we be a bad boy. But you love that we
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: got to work together. That's so we do it. But
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: it's so funny to me that men feel marginalized right
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: now by women when it's like when it's like, nah, man,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: you just gotta stand up for yourself. Physically, you have
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: more you have you have more muscle.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: Mass for yourself.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: That's what means, ye, for yourself, you have more. Like, hey, bro,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, my lady starts talking
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: ship to me, I have more muscle mass, and that
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: means I have more muscle mass to fucking take my hand,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: reach for the fucking card.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: To and get out. Well it's still moving. Fuck you bitch, see.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: What you did to me. No, I'm just fucking her out.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: But that was great. No, but you do have the
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: power to just bounce. You have the power to like,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: she's not gonna stop you, bro, you know what I mean.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Like there are cases right see on TV where girl
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: wraps are arms around a dude's leg and then he
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: catches the case that shit's fucked up. But most of
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: us could just walk out and leave. Most of us
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: could just be like, you know what, fuck you for
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: talking to me.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but these fools won't leave because these girls, fucking
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: dms are fucking full of dudes and they already got
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: a roster ready to go, so what the yeah, guy,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: just fucking go all right then, But that's why they
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: won't leave, because they're right, there's another dude fucking.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Waiting for your all. But that's just like, yeah, that's
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: part of it, that's part of what we live in.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: These girls dms are full of another dude waiting and say,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: what's up?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: My girl lives six hundred miles from me. I don't
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: give a fuck what she's doing right now because she's
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: not doing it in front of me, And I know
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: for a fact she's not doing anything because she loves me.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: That's how I got my girl. I got her to
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: love me so she doesn't fuck my ship up. That's
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: that's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to find
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: the right person that fits you, don't find someone that
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: you gotta fucking if you want a bitch to make
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: you sandwiches, to find a bitch that makes me sandwiches.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: There's enough of them out there. But but getting mad
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: at these women for not wanting to because they want
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: to get an education, to go work. And now like
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: that subway dog, I know where there at subway. That's
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: where I can go find a bits like this sandwich
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: and they'll toast it. I like so far. I like
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: the audience because they don't rip me nearly as much
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: as Felipe's audience does.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: They're a green a lot of a lot of the
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: lot of the we got.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: We got a smart audience.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: At this point, I usually would be like, see fuck no, butch,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: fuck this money corn.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: Those are for me, b Yeah, And they haven't even
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: been going in on you, surprising because I've been having
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: a great time making these fulls up.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I'm having a great time. Hey, bro, this is a
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: fun ass podcast, you guys. I watch it all the time.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: I watch you guys clips all the time, and I'm
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: always like, man, I would love to kick it with this.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Brought the we didn't know you lived down there. Yeah,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: any time you guys need a fill let me know.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? This ship was fun as fuck, bro.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: But yeah, dude, I'm just saying, Dog, I don't even
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: know where I'm at now. I'm high as fucked. Have
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: that T shirt. My girl bought this for me.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: Me.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Dog is that's fucking the man, Dog, that's John rambo
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: I'm just wondering if you really liked I mean, yeah,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: I love I know exactly who that is. I'm asking
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: their fucking more to it.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: No, just that ID like to me, dude, this is
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: the best movie I ever watched.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I wanted to be John
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Rambo Dog and this she made just want to kill ship,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: made me want to kill everything.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, this just made you want to just like dude, it.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Made me love the mountains. I wanted to fucking walk
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: through a mountain town. Same thing, bro, I wanted that
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: shit to happen to me. I remember living near the woods,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: like the hills, and I would go up in the
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: hills and pretend I was Rampo. My dad even bought
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: me that Rambo knife you could get at the flea market.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: I have one of those in my car.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It comes with its own like yeah, it's like
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: literally it's ky of like matches and shipping it.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: It comes with his leather fucking thing. It's a big
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: ass fuck.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Bro, I loved Rambow Dog. I loved Rocky too. Bro.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: That's the thing is like, that's why I get it. Man.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: I'm a man too. I grew up watching man ship.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: That is such a man film. Rocky, Rocky is the
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: man film.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Rocky is the manliest film in the world.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: And he got the girl.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Bro, He got the girl because that's the thing, bro
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: is like, there was never a movie before she died
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: where it was like a normal looking chick, right, and
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: it was a down trodden dude. And then also the
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: end was the best because he just went the distance.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: He didn't win. He didn't give a fuck either. Every
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: movie the guy has to win. That was what was
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: so brilliant about Rocky one is that he didn't win, Dude,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: He just went the distance with the champ.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: He did win.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: Though he did that, he did win. He got the
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: girl at the end.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Dude, I love those movies. Dudelves Stallone's everything got to
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: be about the girl, bro, Like what you don't want?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: You don't what's the matter with you?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: You don't want a woman in your life? It's just
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: it's just I get the end of day, like, don't
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: want because he got the girl. Nah, you gotta understand.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: Why cook, you gotta understand. And the perspective of the film,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: she was like the only person who really believed in
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: not in like his boxing ability, but believed who he
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: is because he thought he was a bomb and all
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: this ship because he was gonna get stuck in the
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: hood and all that ship. Nah, she she gave him
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: that like boost and at the same time gave him,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: gave her her boost as a person because look who
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: she was living with an abusive brother.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Doc straight up.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: Maybe that maybe because you haven't watched the film and
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: he sees it like, we see what I meant, like
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: the other one, like Pearl Harbor, No great Pearl Horror.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Would have been if it have just been. So here's
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: but they got you want to live story And I
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: understand because I feel the same way. Why you gotta
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: muck it up with fucking girl ship? Right? We make
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: this a fucking film. They can't. Though they can't, you
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: want to know why because the greatest stories ever told
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: are about the most relatable people. And so they're never
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: gonna make a movie where there's not a girl or
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: a love interest because at the end of the day,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: most of us, except for XG you want love.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: So we go.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some of them just happy that your girl's wet now,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: so you guys can go capitalize.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: It's emotional port I'm not gonna capitalize. My girl's in
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: fucking conquered with a fucking cold.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: I'm movie here in l a Bro with my dick
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: in my hand.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: You know how happy that was when there was a
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: makeout scene and I was in high school at the
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: movies with my chick.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Oh they're making out. Wow, that's why. Just make out
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: the fucking rust of the movie. You're you're you're not
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: bringing the fucking credits are I'm running by What the
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: fuck's going on?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: You're now mad? You're now mad as fuck because you
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: go to the movies with no chick.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he takes his headphones at his camera.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Dog, Hey David, I don't know, man, Hey.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Bro, no for real though, dude, Bro, Like that's another thing, bro,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: because that's I wish that I could turn that off. Bro, Like,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, now I'm a girl and I'm good, I'm happy.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: But when I was not, I wish that I was
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: a full sad. I know, some foolish I never had dick.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: Some folks are all lonely and just all that, and
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: they're hoping to have a girlfriend. Oh, dog, bro, chill,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: I I know, I know, I feel dog that I follow.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: That's someone that's gonna die in your life.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: I know somebody that I followed every fucking day. They
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: just post up like like like no, not just just
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: like what I wouldn't do for a girlfriend. It's just
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: like crazy shit talking about like I'm loyal and all
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: this crazy and I'm just like, oh, just stop, bro,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: Like you're scaring everybody away.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: You're why they don't.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: Want to fuck with you because you're doing that. Yeah,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: Like it's and it's like he's not he's not. He's
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: not good enough for my homie for me to be
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: get involved and give him some advice like that. But
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: but but you know, we have a group of homies
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: that like we know who he is that I remember
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: we had a conversation and I'm just like, yeah, oooh.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: I was like that shiit's bad. Huh.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, this seems desperate.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, somebody should tell him to stop. I
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: was like, you should know, you know, how longer you
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: should tell him?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: You know. I'm like, but that's not in my place.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: But I just feel I'm like dog, chicks smell desperately,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: they do, and when they smell it, they on you
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: because they know you'll come right back.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: You know you'll come right back.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fuck you.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: I'm loyal. Let's see how loyal you are. I just loyal.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, for those of you who can see me,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: look at me. I've looked like this my whole life.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: But I always a long You had that beer for
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: huh how long you had that beard for? Uh? Like
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: ten years? Probably nice. Yeah, I'm just lazy, Like that's
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: why I'm bald, because I shave my head so I
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: don't have to work on my hair.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: But like I in my older years, I too.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: I always had beautiful women because and my girlfriend's hot
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: because I fucking because I don't give a fuck, Like
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: that's the most dude. Like my sister told me one time,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: she's all stopped calling these bitches, Like what do you mean,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: She's all when they give you their number, fucking don't
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: call them, like call him later, I keep telling you,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: and then fucking like back off, and she's off. You
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: don't fucking pay attention to them, and you give them
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: a little bit of attention at the beginning, they're gonna
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: be like what the fuck, dude? And it works. It's
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: so my girl tells her boy, is that like the
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: don't don't lean up, just be like, fucking bitch, I'm
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: out of here. Yeah. And my my her son got
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: a like he has a really pretty girlfriend because he
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: was in love with this other girl and she was
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: kind of sad. She was kind of like, I don't know,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do my thing, man, And then she'd get
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: with him and then break up with him, and then
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: he got with this really pretty girl and now he's
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: like is that other Girl's like what's up with us?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: He's like, fuck you yep, and so like bro, like
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I always come back, they bro, you go away, go
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: go kill it. Go my girl.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: You.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't know my girl wanted to wanted to be
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: with me because in my mind I was like, this
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. So I
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: just would take her to the shows with me and stuff.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: I was like GBF for a minute, you know, girl's
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: best friend. I was just like, ooh, she's a cool lady.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: We could have a friendship and just me playing it
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: cool and then forgetting to call her every now and
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: then I thought she was married. She was divorced, and
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: so one day she's like, yo, what's up. You're gonna
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: fucking ask me out or what, Bro, Like, you're gonna
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: do that? And I was like, oh, ship, I didn't
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: even realize because I was out, I was checked. I
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: wasn't even trying to prove anything to her. I was
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: just fucking oh, I think. I think she just wants
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: to be friends. And then all of a sudden, she
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: was like, Yo, that's the other thing too, bro. See
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: that's how you know what somebody wants to fuck with,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: you be friends with them. Just be like, go into
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: the relationship. If you want a girl, take that party
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: that wants to fuck her, that wants to be with her,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: that wants you.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: Don't approach her with your dick.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, take that and then put that up on the
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: shelf and walk in like you like you treat your
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: homies like when my homie calls. Bro, when my homie
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: calls me, I don't. I don't always answer the phone, right,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Like if you're watching TV and I call you, you're.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Not gonna especially if XG's calling me.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I was out right, So treat her like XG even
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: like her. Here's my advice, kid, Ray calls me once first,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: ring what's up? This is important?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: X G.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Playing right now? Dude. Here's here's my advice. Kids. Uh,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: treat your girlfriend like x cheat your girl homie like XGT,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: and she'll want to fuck you. Well, right, how.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: Many like girls' eyes have you had on the wrapper
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: while you drive it?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Well, a bunch of dudes, I'm gonna lie a bunch
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: of bikes. You're fucking always looking at my truck. It's hilarious.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: You don't have to answer with that. But thank you.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Girls don't give a fuck about my truck. Really, you
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: have a dope truck. Women love your truck, bro. Women
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: love trucks, dude, They fucking love truck. Here's the thing
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: I've learned about this place, bro, And I don't fuck around. Bro.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not a cheater, but I've gotten it a few
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: times and I've just been like, thank you have a girlfriend.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: There's not enough men in this city. There's not enough men.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: And I know that because women are always like you're
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: fuck you're a real man. And I'm like, yeah, what
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: the fuck does that mean? And then I started to
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: get to know this place. I meet all these fuck
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: boys like that. There's like a lot of little bitches
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: running around in Hollywood, dog, but there's not real men
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: in Hollywood. That's I'm not talking about all of l A.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: There's there's a lot of there's a lot of men
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: in Cell Central, but I think in Hollywood, yeah, bro,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: there's a fucking huge lack of men. Dude. So if
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: you want to get laid guys, fucking become an actor
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: or something like, don't but don't lose, don't don't don't
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: start being a little bit.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: That's like I told you, if you start acting like
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: a cop, he looks like a cop. When you take
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: your hat off, it looks like like a cop or
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: a game banger.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: He looks like a correction office. Yeah, tell a lot
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: of parts for him, Like, there's a lot of.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: There's a lot, Like we need your head shots of
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: his own, bro, he's like that.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: He looks like that troll they put in all the movies.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Yeah, he looks exactly like you
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: wantn't even recognize him.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: Like, hey, we gotta get you, but you and he
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: don't got to do a skit together now.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm down, bro.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I'm down, Doggy we've been doing skits.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, think about it, Yeah dude, Hell yeah, bro, I
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: fucking write ship all the time. I'll hit you say,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: last time we did, we did pretty well.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: We did this fucking he was a cop and I
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: was a fucking Mexican and I'm like, I'm smoking.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's he was. The only think here
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: is he was a cop so far, that's it. That's
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: all I got.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: And I'm like doing coke and I got knaves and
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: the knots taking the in the car. He pulls me
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: over and he sees that I voted sticker and you
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: vote for and I say Trump, and he's all right,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: you can go.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Okay. Obviously these was just stick stick to themselves. The
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: type of shop they're just that's hilarious, dude, because that's
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: how I feel it's gonna be.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: Hey, dog, gotta have got put that are gonna start
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: wearing Trump shirts?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Dog?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: Remember if I was a pison right now, I start
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: wearing a MAGA shirt.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: I already see him at the Swammy, dude, Like at
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: the Swammy crazy, Like you literally see like every Swammy
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: has a Trump booth and the guy sells like flags
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: and all this ship and there's people buying it.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: This is a this is a this is a true story, bro.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: And I tell it as a joke on stage. But
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: one time we went to Corpus Christie with Felipe and Uh,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: this guy walks up to us the night before the
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: show or something and he was like, hey, can I
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: think you're run right live? Show? You where he talk
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: like this, bro? And uh and like we're like yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: all right. And so the next day we go with him.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: He's got a pound of weed, a gun in the
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: fucking in the in the glove compartment and we're driving around.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: We see the pices, bro hanging out by the home depot.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: We're like, oh, yeah, they got pieces all the way
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: out here, Bro, Pisa. We're just talking about pices for
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: a minute and he he hits his brakes and he
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: stops the car and he's like, Hey, what the fuck? Hey,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: what the fuck's Uppisa?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: What's this word Bisa?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh fuck, Bro. Like, and I
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: say this on stage, I'm like, we made the pies,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: so mad, dude. And I was like, hey dude, no
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: fence homie, sorry bro, Uh no fence talk. It just
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: means pisano. It's short for brother bro. You know that dog.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: And he was like oh okay, and he starts driving again,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: and so I go, I go, hey, what do you
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: call him out here? And he goes, oh, we call
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: him fucking wet backs damn, Like, what the fuck? Bro,
• 1:20:17
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• 1:20:21
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• 1:20:23
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• 1:20:25
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• 1:20:29
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• 1:20:41
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• 1:20:43
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• 1:20:46
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• 1:20:49
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• 1:20:53
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• 1:21:08
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• 1:21:56
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• 1:21:59
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• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love those, dude. Yeah, those have saved me
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: a few times.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: Don't go everywhere, bro, They've they've they've made it internationally.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah dude, I've gone. Yeah, I've gone all over
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: the country with those things.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, you just put them in your toileteers and
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: then just go fuck. You know what they look like
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: a nose shaver.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it looks innocent as fuck. Bro. It doesn't
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: look like a vape or anything. Yeah.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: No, it does not look like a vague vibrator.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you this, they have to like get
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: a warrant to go through it to see if it
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: has vape in it. If they really they can't just
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: pull it out and test it right there. They can
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: on the other side on the international side. But here's
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: the thing. When you're going through security, first of all,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: TSA says, we're not looking for your weed.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: So here's the trick.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: I usually have, like a I have a Grandma jar
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: that I put my weed in because it's super smell
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: proof and that grema like a like sour cream jar,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: like the Mexican ones. Yeah, they work really good, Bro,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: they work. They don't after you don't.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Uh no, like uh like all mexicanok.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Like horses, horses farm, Yeah, okay, don't put it in
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: a bag or nothing. Nah, I put it in that
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: because garry has to be sealed like really well. So
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: like uh, and those guys stick to the standard really well.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: So they're like three fucking jars. You pay twenty bucks
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: at the smoke shop. Here's I'm getting. Besides the point,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: you put it in a jar. It's covered. You can't
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: see because it's opaque. You can't see what's in there.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: Everything organic shows up on their scream is orange, so
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: they can't tell if it's weed or fucking orange peels
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: or whatever. So and they're not concerned with it as
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: long as it's not next to your scissors or a
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: knife that they gotta go through or a container is
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: That's why you keep it in a solitary jar where
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: you can't see through it, because when they open your
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: bag up to come come over here, sir, they're gonna
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: pull out the fucking shampoo. They're gonna pull out. They
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: don't give a fuck about that organic. And they see
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: that if you go on their website. It says that
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: on their website. So the other things I know about
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: because I used to freak out about bringing vapes, and
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: this vape is very friendly because it has like no
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: metal parts ye, so that makes it a lot better.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: But one of the guys, one of my friends who
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: works for TSA, told me, they're like, first of all,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: if we catch you with that and we think it's weed,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: we have to call the local cops. We don't call it.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: It's not a federal thing until it gets to the
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: other side. But our job is to prevent ship from
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: coming in. So it's you're still on the city side.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: So municipal has to come over and they have to
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: suspect reasonably that it has THC in it and that
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: it's not a fucking nike A Team vape, and so
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: they have to require acquire a warrant to test it.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: They can't just pop your shit open and fucking test it.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: That's illegal on that side once you get over to
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: the federal side, because once you pass through the gates,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: it's a different it's a different law. They could go
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: through your back at any time, but before you get
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: through the gates, cannot just fucking randomly search your ship.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: We'll give them your Instagram when they get caught at
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: t S A bad advice by Butchers Kabar. This guy's
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: going to you know what, don't come by anymore. Bro,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck if you live eight minutes.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: But this guy's going to Japan in two months, would
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: you recommend that.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: Don't nothing, bro, because that's different because I took fucking
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: like edible capsules out there. Bill. Yeah, but if you
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: get caught with that ship, Bro, the amount of time
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: you do is insane. Like it's ten years for stealing
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: a candy bar in Japan? Like, whoa really? Yeah, Bro,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: did you know this?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's ten here.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: They have very strict laws in Japan, very strictly.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: That's why you don't see you're a citizen.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't doubt it. Obviously. The US embassy goes in
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: there and says, all right, you gotta need to chuck
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: the candy. Well, they'll come in eventually, but you'll hang
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: for a couple of years. They're not gonna come in
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: right away. What's the what's your name?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: The basketball player that got caught up with that's Russia.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: It says, yeah, he's all right.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: In Russia, a person who steals another person's property can
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: be sentenced to prison for less than ten years.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And here's the thing, bro, In jails, and I
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: know about because I've been to Japan three times, I'm
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: going for my third time. Fuck yeah, bro, I love Japan, dude.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: They don't you gotta pay Your family has to pay
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: for you to eat there. They don't pay for you
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: to eat there. They don't pay to take care of you.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: Your family has to pay for it. And when you eat,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: you eat fish head soup. That's all they make there.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Like they just fucking just boil fish heads until it's
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: just a meal, and then that's what they eat. And
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: then when you're taking out of your bed, you're putting
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: a cell like four by four feet, so you can't
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: lay down. You can only sit down or stand up. Yeah,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: they're really strict, bro. They don't fuck around with weed.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: They do not fuck around with weed out there. And
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: they're allowed to search you when you come into their
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: their country.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: They did that the first time I went over there,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: they asked me.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: But like, you know what was crazy.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: The first time that I went over there, I didn't
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: take anything, but I was stupid enough to fucking take
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: my clothes without dray clean it.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: And I where I live, I smoke, bro. Oh god,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: I fucking just and I cannot smell that. So the
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: guy opened up. He was like, do you have any
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: mady one in it? And I was just like nope,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: because I didn't have anything.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: And then and then he was just like, well, then
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna check because I because I could tell the
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: bag smell this he expressed it. So as soon as
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: he opened it, I got the fucking smell and I
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: turned fucking white.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I forget. I'm like, yes, I was like,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't bring no weed. Ship right, he started going
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: through your mind.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: And that else, but I was like I was keeping
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: it cool. He was like, you don't have anything in here,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: and I was like nope. And then he was like
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: putting on his gloves and he was like, this was
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: like not even on the second second half.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: This was right.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: Then as soon as I got to the gate and
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: then he was looking through everything, he was like he's fine.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: And then you know, and then I went through and
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: I was just like I went through the second time.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: I flew into Henanda, and Hananda Airport is way more chill, though,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: way more chill.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, way more fucking chill.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: I will go to Henanda Airport over the other one
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: any fucking day because that ship, the other one was hello,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: I've done both too.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but Henela, I didn't even check my shit. They
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: were just like, what's up, welcome back?
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't stop you nice because my girlfriend every time,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: so we just looked like tourists. Bro.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: Fuck I love Japan, dude. They want people to be
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: in love in their country. Bro. Like the only other
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: country that has a death penalty?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: Did they have a death penalty there?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: They're closing down prisons though, bro, like they're closing they're
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: closing down a lot.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: We wrote their constitution, we wrote we bombed them too,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah we did we? Oh well. The guy so I
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: was talking to a guy there that was our guide
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: because I go to do comedy, so we had a
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: guide that takes us around. And the first guy we
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: had was from Japan, and he was like, you guys
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: make our laws. You got constitution and so sorry, I.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: Was looking up the death penalty all right. So the
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 5: last death penalty thing was two years ago, July twenty six.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: The guy had to.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: Wait forty five years in death row.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and guess how they do it today.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: Executions in Japan are carried out by a long drop hanging,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: which is intended to cause debt by breckage of the net.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, no, no, no, you know you know how
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: you know how japan people they're not kind of they're
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: kind of like Japanese people.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: Japanese people, they're kind of like japan people.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: They don't tell you your death's penalty day, so every
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: day could be your last hit.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: He lived this whole life. It sounds like that's how
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: they do it. It sounds like that sounds like you.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: That sounds like ship they would do in Japan.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: They'll tell you like that's the thing. Man is like,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, I don't you go a meal at the end.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: I don't funk around in any country I go to
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: because even in so Canada, let's say you're leaving Washington,
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: which has legal weed, and you're entering British Columbia, which
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: has legal weed. They arrest too for weed at the
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: border because you can't carry weed across the national border.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: It's illeg like you can't carry it into here, you
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: can't carry it out of here, So like they'll and
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: they'll do in Japan, they don't give it like that's
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: why the thing is is Japan is it known for
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: his strict laws because they don't have people breaking the law.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: Japan's are very like, dude, it's a very solid country.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: Like there's not a lot of litter, there's not a
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: lot of fucking there's it's really clean. It's really it's
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: really uh safe place. The second that is hell yeah,
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: like at parks they have they have two types of shitters,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: the floor shitter, but they in the But this is
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: my favorite thing. This is how safe Japan is. They
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: have the electric shitters in the in the public in
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: the public restrooms with the school.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: They're clean too, They're clean.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: They're clean.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: It's fucked like it has brand new toilet paper in
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: the you can steal it if you want to.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: Yea, Why they don't do it here because you got
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: because of that.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that country is based on honor.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you don't just find out they can they
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: will you go to jail for ten years.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: And he still said, okay, well, first of all, but
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: it's I didn't fucking go to Japan a fucking steel bro.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: I love that country.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: Number one.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: And the second time I did take fucking edible capsules
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: in a bunch of vitamins and it got through perfectly
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: because I put.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably wouldn't find that but I still would.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because because it was like, like it really it
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: took like four capsules, and I put it in a
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: brand new bottle of vitamins that were the same color
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: and same liquid, and I just mixed and put all
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: the all the real ones on top.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah they're not so even if they were to
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: be like what is this, I was like, it's fish,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: And then because it don't smell.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: So but that saved me because every pill was a
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: thousand milligrams, so so I had four thousand milligrams with.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: Me and I was like, I was taking those pills.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: I was starting him.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: I was starting. I was starting. I was starting out
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: every day. I was like, well you can't smoke, let's
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: see how it goes. And I was starting out every
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: day doing everything and wild. By the time it would
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: hit bro, I would be fucking going through it in
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: the metro, just fucking litus full fuck nobody knowing ship
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: because I didn't.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: And then I also when I got there, my friend
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: and I have a homie.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: I have homies out there, and he's in like the industry,
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: like he's you know, he's a DJ, and uh, he
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: has a connection out there for pens. So every time
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: I go out there, he already knows. He was like, yo,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: He's like, I'm many three four, so I'll get like four.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: I buy him over there. If Japan they have pens, yeah,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: I mean he he has to get it from some gigs. Yeah,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, like you know, he like I know for
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: a fact, He's like, look, Bro, he's like, I gotta
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: go to my homie that has a yakuza connection.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: Because that's the other thing. Bro was like, I would
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: be I probably wouldn't worry about pins once you have
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: him there, because the cops don't pull you over for
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: shit they don't even know, they don't even worry. Cops
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: are not just woll up on people and decide to
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: fuck with people. Like they're hardly ever seen in Japan.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: Like I think I saw like three cops in the
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: entire times that and I went uh three times all
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: one week and didn't see cops, like maybe two or
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: three cops the whole time.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they're everywhere, like, but they're just like
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: it just looks like security guards mostly.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're kind of treated like security guards too, Yeah.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 3: Because there's not really like a lot of people don't
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: like to fuck around and found out to find out
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: and yeah.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: Bro, yeah Japan is not at all.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: It's the home of n And honestly, like, I'm not
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: really worried about going back this time because thanks to
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: streamers like Johnny Somali, they're just their their their views
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: on black people just got worse out there, and you know,
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: I was, I was like it, you know, so like
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: they're not looking, they're not looking at Mexican fools now,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: they're just like, behave good, behave bad.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: I get I get dirty looks because they think I'm Muslim.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: But there's the bros that ain't nothing compared to what
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: that black streamer did. He's looking at fucking thirty years
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: that's right. Yeah, he went out there and did the
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: same ship in Japan, and they just they were like, look, bro,
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 3: we're not even gonna deal with you.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: We're gonna kick you the fuck out and never have
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: you fuck around. They'll kick you right out.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: What did this guy do? Dude? He watched the video like, well,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: fuck that.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: I don't want to waste my time on him. Just
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 5: tell me what happened.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: This guy fucking defecated World war like a World war
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: fucking statue that's supposed to commemorate like the survivors, and
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: a lot of people treat that respect. He was like
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: tworking on it, putting baby oil on it. He went
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: to the fucking he went. He went to a seven
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: eleven and just fucking started throwing water. He was like,
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: fuck you Chinese bitch, and all this ship, throwing the
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: noodles to people. He was like doing just the most
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: disrespectful shit all over the country, making threads. He made
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: AI material with some of their political figures and stars
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: of him making out with them.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 5: I don't want to see that.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like and just all this ship it it's he's doing.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: And some of that ship is considered terroristm what's that
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: guy's name, Johnny Somali, Yeah, that guy himself. Yeah no,
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: he he definitely fucked up and like I hope he
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: pays for it, and it looks like he is. Koreans
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: are not fucking around with that ship. They're actually the
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: meanest out of all the Asians.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: People are dumb, bro. They go to other countries thinking like, Oh,
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: these little ass fucking Asian motherfuckers don't give a fuck, bro,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: They'll fuck you up. They fuck you up, bro, Yeah,
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: it's the thing is like those prisons are nice. They're not.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: They're not.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: Our prisons are nice. Those prisons are meant to work. Yeah,
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: they're like, hey, we're gonna make sure that you never
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: think about even doing.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: This because Korea is more close to as far as
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: as a social hierarchy, like you have to be able
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: to scan yourself. There's cameras everywhere. Everybody kind of paints
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: South Korean a different picture because they are allied. We
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: love them, and we see videos of K.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 5: Pop, but they're right next to North Korea.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: They're right next but they're very oppressed society, very oppressed society.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: Straight up, I've seen a lot of North Korean war.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: These fools were literally making making a holes and then
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 4: sticking like punchy sticks bungey sticks with shipping them. And
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 4: they don't want you to die. They wanted to slow
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 4: down the troops. Yeah, and you get in facted, and
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: you know how America is. We don't let a troop behind.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 4: So they're carrying a fucking wooden soldier which slows them
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 4: the fuck down, and that's what they want.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even dude, they're just.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: Brillion brilliant fight.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: Anybody, anybody who was a real war fighter, like like
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: a hardcore career war fighter in Vietnam and the Korean
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: War would tell you both both of those were formidable
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: opponents compared to the Germans and UH and the Japanese.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 4: And even then, Bro, the Japanese were crazy imperial fucking Japan.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: We had to smack them across the face, bro, like
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: like that's the thing is, Like it's fucked up what
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: we did to them. But Dude, Japan would be scary
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 4: World War two, if if if the German with Japan right,
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: it would even though even though Germany would have took
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: out Japan, or if.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: Japan just decided to not take part of it, it
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: would be stayed out of it and we never bombed it.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: It'd be clean though, it'd be clean.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: But they bro, I remember, I remember, I remember hearing
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: this story in the seventies. I don't know if you
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: guys heard this, but we we created what we thought
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: was the smallest conductive wire in the world, right like
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: just regular wires like in your microphone and ship at
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: the time, this was groundbreaking, like uh technology, We created
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: the smallest one you could ever find and we said
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: it to the Japanese and was like, go fuck yourself.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: And the Japanese took it and drilled a hole through
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: it and like here you go.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: Bro, and they drive the whole to the smallest thing ever.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: Yes. So that's so they're basically saying, that's our technology,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: and we know that now look at their technology. I mean,
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: most of our smartest technology comes from Japan and China.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: But I imagine if Japan was unbridled, if they didn't
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: have us like writing their constitutions.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 3: And honestly, when I'm over there and I really think
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: about it, like and I look at it, wet them up. Yeah, no,
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: and yet and you look at the history, because that's
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: it is scary to think that, like the reason everything's
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: all cute is because everything wasn't fucking cute at one
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: point it was fucking right. Yeah, Like it was like
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: there's so there's so much bloodshed on those islands, bro.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: It is fucking scary how many people have fucking died
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: in some of these islands, bro. And it's just like
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: it goes even back to like imperial ship, before they
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: even had a democracy or anything fucking happened, bro.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 2: Imperial Japan is some of the fucking most what is
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: it tortury and.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: Well suicide and isn't like suicide here, it's suicide not
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: the only Japanese term, you know, he's ever suicide is
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: like you can't say tojo's or something that's even worse.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 5: That's even worse.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's worse. Kama causes is actually correct. And and
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: that's the thing is that suicide is part jas because no, yeah,
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: you can't say that word. I don't care.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 5: I just say Japanese.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: I don't care, bro, I don't care. Job. But but
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: the thing is is that it's part of their culture.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: So like here people kill themselves. The number two number
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: two places in the world for suicide is the is
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: the Golden gate Bridge. Number one is the suicide Forest
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: in Japan. But there are two different types of suicide
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: over there. It's part of their culture to commit suicide
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: over failure. So a lot of the dudes taking themselves
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: in the park is because the big gave up. It's
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: not because they were like sad. It's just like, I
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: fucking I'm such a shame your job. So just think, dude,
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: what it was like back in the day seppuku which
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: is what it's called. When you fucking hey, bro, if
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: if my if my leader gets killed, if my king
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: gets killed, I'm not gonna go fucking right off into
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: the countryside. I got a fucking kneel and then cut
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: my fucking guts open and then my enemy chops my
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: head off. And that's that.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: That's like that was Japan was feudile.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: Japan was fucking crazy.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 5: You brought up bombs.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: They are what's that brought up bombs? What about it?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: I said, feudal Japan, feudal Japan before even.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 5: Bombs like you earlier in this conversation. Okay, did we
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 5: knuke Japan?
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: You are a shamed to your family. No, we did
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: not nuke them. We bomb We did drop bombs, We
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: atomized them.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 5: Somebody said that we never even touched Japan as far
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 5: as bombs are.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: Going to here Shima, motherfucker, go to here Shima.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: I think you said that. No, I said bomb, I
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: said nuclear. I thought you said in the chat.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 4: What I'm saying is we didn't nuke them, because when
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: you nuke something, you're not allowed to live there.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, we didn't there in New com we didn't
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: know new We fucked up bomb. We throw a big ass,
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: fucking huge, motherfucking bomb. We dropped an adam bomb on that.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: Like she was like, which is the It's it's a
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: precursor to what nuclear war is. But there are two
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: different sciences. You know, got what's nuke, Chernobyl's nuke. You're
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: now around to go to Chernobyl.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 4: There their wolves are turning into different fucking species because.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: Thus far in the world there has not been a
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: nuclear war. There's not been a nuclear bomb ever dropped.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: So yeah, that's kind of that's that's true for anybody
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: who knows to do some World War two history. Ship.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: Japan had technically already were surrendered before we dropped the
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: new com right, yes, wow do that?
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 4: We just it's war, baby, fucking army dick and said,
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 4: it's war baby, it's war.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: But they had already surrendered becausey knew it was coming.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: We were letting see, hey, they bombed their fucking pearl
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 5: harbored dogs.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I said, fucking World War two. That's
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: the thing, though, is that we were not bombing Japan
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: to let Japan though, to not fuck with us. To Germany.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: We were letting Germany know, I know we had to
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: let him know we had we made We're going.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 4: To Motherfuckers and my hand project with my hand project
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 4: where everyone got Downpenheimer.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, dude, I still haven't seen that movie.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: But in the way again, you have to like, I'm
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: not saying anytime you killed anybody, it's good.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: I don't believe in loss of life. But it chilled
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: them the fuck.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: Out, Like, like, what do you think about I mean,
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: I think you're going to Agreek remember what I said
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: after that bomb and stick to ram.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: What are you saying?
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 4: I think you're going to agree because you're you're a
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 4: man of the poor people. Are you cool with that
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 4: CEO that got shot.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: The CEO that got shot from the ceo? Yes, yeah,
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: I'm cool with that. I'm alright with that. Okay. I
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: don't think you killed people like that. I don't. Here's
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: the thing. I'm also a Buddhist, so I believe in reincarnation, okay,
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: and the incarnation is in Buddhism. Is your either reward
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: or you're punished.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 5: But you can't support something like a killing and then
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 5: be Buddhist.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I don't know.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: No, you can be because he comes back because death.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: Because here's the thing, dude, if you really believe in Buddhism,
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: you know that life is temporary. You already know that
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: life is temporary. The soul lives forever, like this vehicle
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: is gonna die one day no matter what. But the
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: driver won't. The driver has to suffer the consequences of
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: his life. So I feel bad. No, I don't feel bad. Bro.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: Do you know how many how many lives that person extinguished,
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 1: and how many how many more he would have extinguished
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: if he continued to live?
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 5: Like yeah, but here's the fucked up part of it all.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 5: It's still gonna keep going, whether that CEO shot or not.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: It will, but it's but we have a statement now,
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: and we're saying this is where we're coming from, because
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: that's the thing is overall the public has come out
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: widely in favor of the assassin. So so we're sending
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: a message, Well, it's bad, it's that bad. But I
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: mean it's bad. We voted for Donald Trump. It's that
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: fucking bad. Like that's the thing that the vote. Here's
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: the thing, here's the thing. No, I'm not I'm not
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: dead for I am not against people who voted for
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump because this Because I understand I'm a liberal person,
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't vote for him, but I also could see
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: how tone deaf liberal people are just giving this CEO case.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: Everybody is like, yeah, that guy's a hero, but the
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 1: mayor is still that that liberal mayor is still standing
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 1: out there, going, we're gonna find this guy.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 2: We're gonna make sure we're safe again.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: He's not. What about all the other people that were
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: shot in broad daylight that day? Are you gonna find
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: their fucking murderers too? Because I guarantee you the people
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 1: who killed those people are much more dangerous than a
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 1: guy who went to kill a single person for fucking
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: them over. So that's what I mean. When I watch
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: that shit, I'm like, that's why we voted for Donald Trump.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: That's why Donald Trump is our president, because we need
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: to go to supposedly fix that. You gotta kind of
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: like RFK. Come, here's the thing, and I've said this
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend is case. My girlfriend is way more liberal
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: than I am, and both of us are like, Bro,
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: if he didn't act so fucking wacky, he'd be great.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 1: But he said some of the weirdest ship. Bro.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 5: It's like what's the weirdest, he said, because I don't know.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 2: I know that X is gonna lose his mind.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: But con trails, how do you not understand the science
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 1: of fucking cold air? Their contrails, cam trail there, Bro,
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: it's it's this is the thing that is in the air.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: You don't get it. It's fucking it's hot air. I
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: understand aviation. I love I love aviation. I'm a big fan.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 1: And so in order to get your pilot's license and
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: and and know about aviation, you have to study the
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: science of it. The science of it is cold air.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: Really cold air is compressed. Hot air makes trails. It's just, dude,
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: it's just a It's just a part of science, man,
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: so to me, and we know that. And that's the thing, BRO, say,
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 1: signedist either, He just says, So here's the thing. I'll
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: give you this.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 2: I will give you this.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: Is it possible that someone's up there polluting the air
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: with a airplane and then and that some of the
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: ship we're seeing could be poisoned? I guess okay, But
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: he's going we're gonna illegalize that.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: We're gonna make that not lead.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: He points to the sky, and I'm like, did you
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: have to outlaw every plane because you're not gonna We're
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: gonna fucking climb a ladder and test the.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: Contrail administration right now can't even figure out what a
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: woman is.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: Bro, I get that, and I'm okay with that. I'm okay,
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: that's not god that that sounds as crazy as them tricks.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: Nothing with totally right. No, he's totally right. He's totally right,
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 1: and I will So here's the thing again, my girlfriend,
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: I I refer to my because I used to be
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: conservative and now I'm liberal because my girlfriends.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding, uh I. My girlfriend's like to me, like, Okay,
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: where do I go with this?
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: Or what do I think about this? And her son
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 1: is a optional gender, I don't know how to refer
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: to him jender fly so but but she also is
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: like this, this is ridiculous. You know, this is ridiculous,
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: like some of this ship. And it's not that we
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: shouldn't discuss it, it's that we don't have time. Okay,
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: we don't have fucking time. You don't want them in
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, then boom, Okay, fine, let's go fucking back
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: to fucking feeding the poor like you don't want to
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: like exactly, you don't want oh fucking oh, they're treating
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: us bad on the fucking whatever it is you're complaining about.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 1: Go fuck your mother for right now, because we gotta
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: deal with feeding poor people, with fucking Israel bombing Gaza,
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: with fucking what's happening in Syria, And you want me
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: to fucking let you in the bathroom, Go fucking take
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: a ship in the fucking park San Francisco might as well. Fuck.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: But to me, it's like, yeah, bro, I think we're
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 1: arguing over dumb I think liberals argue over dumb shit
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: because I think they're out of touch. I'm liberal in
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 1: the way that I preserve I love to preserve life.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 1: I think that that taking care of poor people is essential.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 1: I think that even though welfare gets taken advantage, the
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: amount of lives that it saves is worth it for me.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 2: I think so, you know, I think that we.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 1: Should let people come across this country, not as freely
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 1: as we're letting them. I think we need to have
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 1: control over the border, but I think excluding immigrants from
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: this country, that's what this was built off of. All
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: Most people would agree to everything. You just I'm that liberal.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: But I'm also like, listen, yes, should we consider that
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: transgender people are now the gender they want to be?
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: At some point we should consider that. But when we're
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 1: fucking taking care of everything else, but we don't have
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: time butch because it's never gonna take it, then it's
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 1: never gonna take care of find a fucking bathroom, like
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: you know, Like, I don't know what to tell you, dude,
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna misgender you. I'm not gonna call I'll
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 1: call you her if you want. That's the other thing
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: is that's the other because I hear Joe Rogan ranting
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 1: about this ship and it's like, but you're all getting
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 1: pissed too over ship. Bro, don't give a fuck then,
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: Like I don't care. If you want to be called
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 1: a she, then you're a she. Like what do I get?
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 1: You want to be called a goat? You're a fucking goat?
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 1: Like okay, okay, goat is for Michael Jordan, right what
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: I mean? Like I mean, like a billy, go okay
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: if you want to be called a cow. But I
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: don't further bary bro I either way, I think petty
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 1: ship should be extracted from politics.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: We need to work on the same things. Like, because
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: that's the thing, bro is.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel that liberals and conservatives would be able
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: to see I but we convince ourselves because CNN is
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: doing the same thing that Fox is doing. It's hiding
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: the ship that Like, just like Fox News watchers are
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 1: not watching when Donald Trump lies or fucks up because
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: they're not showing that, we're not watching when our people
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: do something, you know, like we're not We're not seeing
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: and so dude, we're hidden from that. And then we're
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: just made to believe that each other is bad for
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: each other, Like we're fucking Americans. What the fuck are
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Dude, who gives a fuck if you're gay?
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck if you don't like the cops?
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: And then go to California, you know what I mean? Like,
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: that's the other thing is this, you want an abortion,
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: come here, you get there's states even within the states.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: If you fucking you know what, if you're upset about
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 1: the water shit, move to Orange County.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the fucking tell you. Hey, we
• 1:49:31
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• 1:49:49
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• 1:49:54
  Speaker 5: have kids with. Thirty two years and no kids yet.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 1: Good for you, bro, Yeah, that's you have less polluters
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 1: in this fucking planet.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 5: Next one, Joshua Barrios. My dad has six kids, five
• 1:50:09
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• 1:50:12
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• 1:50:15
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• 1:50:21
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• 1:50:34
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• 1:50:47
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• 1:50:50
  Speaker 1: saying some shit, though. You guys need to light this bro.
• 1:50:52
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• 1:50:54
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• 1:50:56
  Speaker 4: fucking we don't smoke the same, super chats my fucking day.
• 1:51:01
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• 1:51:05
  Speaker 1: your case before. I apologize.
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  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:51:08
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• 1:51:10
  Speaker 1: Gets shipped on all the time, I feel you and
• 1:51:13
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• 1:51:15
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• 1:51:17
  Speaker 1: Dog. You can hide in my house though you could
• 1:51:19
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• 1:51:26
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• 1:51:28
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• 1:51:33
  Speaker 5: what part of Asia did they come from. That is
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 5: that's all our parents, man, Yeah, Latino parents.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom did. She was educated.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 5: Next one, Joshua Barrio shout out, we don't smoke the same.
• 1:51:49
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• 1:51:59
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• 1:52:00
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• 1:52:02
  Speaker 1: We got two episodes recorded this week, so we did.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 5: Next one one Royal Savage, Hey, great show today, salute fellas,
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• 1:52:27
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• 1:52:34
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• 1:52:38
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• 1:52:40
  Speaker 2: A trans man is what he says.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 5: That was a little deflated, but.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 1: Because who said that, Dave Chapelle? Right, You used to
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 1: see when Dave Chappelle first got attacked us to be
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 1: trans man, write the question. That's right, guys, that's right.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 1: I want that ship to stake that ship, say gives
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: the That's the thing is, like, I don't give a
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 1: fuck if you call me like him or her? Like
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 1: what even if you do? People get my name wrong
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 1: all the time. They call me Bruce. I just let
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 1: him go. I was like, I'm not gonna correct him.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Dude. Whatever you care about
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 1: in that way is to me is just ego. Like
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: if you're a misgendered person, what do you give a
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 1: fuck what people think about your gender? They need to
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 1: know who I am. Okay, Yeah, that's the thing is,
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 1: that's the that's a matter of the ego, I'm as
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: important as you like I consider he and if if
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 1: Ray kept referring them to me as she.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 4: All day, but it would, but it would to me.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not gonna like, let's say this
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 4: is when I tell people.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you kind of have to. If this person's
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 1: walking in with.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 4: Heels, address and wig, give him the sheet's But if
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 4: you're walking around with like a five o'clock shadow, you
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 4: want me to call you a sheep?
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 1: Trying to trick My brain isn't trained like that one
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 1: way for thirty one years, and that's what they're trying
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 1: to do to children.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 2: My girls kids.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 1: Bring friends over and they're all got weird gender shit
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 1: going on, and I've kind of just subscribed to like, hey,
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep making mistakes. I'm gonna try to respect
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: you guys as much as possible. You know. They have
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