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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 6th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show. Insensitivity training for a politically
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  Speaker 3: correct world.
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  Speaker 4: Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: Today's Tuesday is October the 6th, 2026. My name is Woody.
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  Speaker 4: That is Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Woody.
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  Speaker 4: We got Menace.
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  Speaker 3: What is up?
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: Gina Grant is here.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: There's Seabass.
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 4: We've got Sammy.
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  Speaker 5: Hey.
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  Speaker 4: Jeff G. on the job today. There's Morgan, our associate producer.
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  Speaker 4: We got Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here.
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  Speaker 4: We got Bort. We got Menji. Phones are open.
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  Speaker 8: 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 4: Send us a text over to 22987. And congratulations, Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Today's National Fruit at Work Day.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's funny you should say that. I was
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  Speaker 3: thinking because, you know, I'm not a fruit fan, but
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  Speaker 3: I thought of a fruit that I do like. Bananas. Pears.
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  Speaker 2: Pears are good.
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  Speaker 4: But here's the thing. I like the canned pears.
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  Speaker 2: Those are so good.
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  Speaker 9: I love the texture.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like them when they're soft.
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  Speaker 4: So good.
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  Speaker 10: I like pear, but the mouth feels weird.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I like it.
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  Speaker 3: A little mushy.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a grainy. A little bit. I'll eat it.
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  Speaker 4: We're past the peak of the season, but man, like
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  Speaker 4: a good summer peach.
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  Speaker 3: So good.
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  Speaker 4: Probably up there as one of my favorites.
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  Speaker 9: Greg, remind us how you feel about plums.
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  Speaker 3: They're trash. They're trash.
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  Speaker 4: White trash. Fruit is so good, man.
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  Speaker 2: What about figs, Greg? Like a raw fig.
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  Speaker 3: I've never had one.
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  Speaker 4: My favorite fruit is Greg.
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  Speaker 7: Babe.
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  Speaker 4: I love you.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. What?
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  Speaker 4: Today is National Orange Wine Day. I've never even heard
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  Speaker 4: of that.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, it sucks.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, that had a minute and everyone would bring it
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  Speaker 9: to parties.
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  Speaker 11: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I hated it.
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  Speaker 2: This is also one of those things that we bring
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  Speaker 2: up every year. Every year, we're like, what the hell
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  Speaker 2: is that?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, you're not missing anything.
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  Speaker 4: And Sammy, congratulations. Oh, thank you. Today is National Plus
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  Speaker 4: Size Appreciation Day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Sammy, your body is beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, thank you. No, Greg, I did mean to ask you.
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday was Mario's birthday.
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  Speaker 3: It was, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So Greg's partner, Mario, he's what, 22? Yeah, 23.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, getting a little on the tune.
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  Speaker 4: But he is 40 now, right?
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  Speaker 3: He's 41. 41.
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  Speaker 4: Ew.
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  Speaker 3: 41.
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  Speaker 4: Is it getting too old for you?
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  Speaker 3: Getting there.
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  Speaker 9: He's aging out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of starting to age out.
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  Speaker 4: He's washed, man. Did you ever figure out what you're doing?
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  Speaker 4: Because Greg was tripping out about a gift.
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  Speaker 3: I never, ever know what to get anybody for a gift, ever.
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  Speaker 3: So I finally decided that I'm going to get him
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  Speaker 3: something that he needs, but I need him to.
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  Speaker 4: Do it A younger partner? He needs a new computer.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't know what to get.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 9: That's very specific for people.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Also, like for Greg. Oh, good luck.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'll go find that for you.
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  Speaker 11: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: I'll say like, hey, you find it and I'll get
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  Speaker 3: it for you.
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  Speaker 4: Even when I, Greg, when I go to get a
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  Speaker 4: new computer, I ask the guys here, the IT department
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  Speaker 4: and stuff like that. I go, all right, man, because
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  Speaker 4: they read up on all that stuff all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: And it's not always the most expensive. A lot of
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  Speaker 4: times they're like, oh, you know what's actually a really
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  Speaker 4: good computer and it's an awesome price is this one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So we were giving away like laptops on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: And like, dude, this is actually a great laptop and
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  Speaker 4: it was mega cheap.
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  Speaker 3: Right. Well, the thing with me is he does this
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  Speaker 3: every year. We get in the same argument about five
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  Speaker 3: days before his birthday, he shows up with something new.
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  Speaker 3: Like this year it was a watch. So I'll check
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  Speaker 3: out my new watch. Oh, what'd he get? I said,
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  Speaker 3: it was like a, I don't know, I think it
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  Speaker 3: was like a Tank Frances or whatever it's called, Chanel.
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  Speaker 3: And then I said, wait, you got that this week?
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  Speaker 3: Why didn't you tell me you wanted it?
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  Speaker 2: You robbed me of a birthday present.
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  Speaker 3: And then last year he got a new bag for work,
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  Speaker 3: like to hold his computer. Oh, I got my new
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  Speaker 3: work bag finally. I'm like, damn it, your birthday's coming up.
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  Speaker 3: You should have told me. And we get in this
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  Speaker 3: fight every damn year.
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  Speaker 4: Is it cool like if, okay, so he wanted, say,
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  Speaker 4: the laptop bag.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And he would have told you.
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  Speaker 3: Then I would have got it for her.
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  Speaker 4: And you would have bought it. But when you already know,
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  Speaker 4: you told somebody, this is what to get me, and
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  Speaker 4: they just go out and they get it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. It takes away the fun. I guess so,
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  Speaker 3: but I'd rather just be.
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  Speaker 9: Told what you want. And as a gift receiver from
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  Speaker 9: a husband, I'd rather him know what I want and
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  Speaker 9: not bring more crap into the house. Like, oh, that's
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  Speaker 9: very nice.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Right. And then it's just clutter.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, some people are really bad gift givers, but they
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  Speaker 4: do it because it's like they want to do something nice,
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  Speaker 4: and they're trying. They just don't have really any good ideas.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But then now you're stuck with something you got to
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  Speaker 4: pretend to be excited about. And then you got to
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  Speaker 4: either have it around.
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  Speaker 9: You can't fake it when they.
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  Speaker 2: Live at the house.
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  Speaker 4: When they live at the house is even worse. I'm
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  Speaker 4: saying that person is there all the time. It's the
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  Speaker 4: person who got you something. You forgot they got you
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  Speaker 4: the thing that you didn't like. And so you've had
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  Speaker 4: it hidden away. But now that they're visiting.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Pull that out.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, hey, where's the bird feeder I got you? Bird feeder.
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  Speaker 2: I was saving it for rainy day.
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  Speaker 3: You got to remember when which guest is coming over
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  Speaker 3: what to put out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. But the whole element of surprise, there was something
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  Speaker 4: to be said for that.
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  Speaker 11: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I agree.
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  Speaker 4: Unless you're my wife.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 12: Because she turns 50 this year. And I've been quietly
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  Speaker 12: trying to plan something with her friends for her, a surprise, right?
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  Speaker 12: So I've been texting them on the side, whatever, whatever.
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  Speaker 12: And she must have saw a text come in from
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  Speaker 12: one of them and put two and two together. And
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  Speaker 12: we were walking the dogs the other day. She's like, hey,
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  Speaker 12: are you throwing me a birthday party?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like.
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  Speaker 4: I knew I liked her.
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  Speaker 12: And she was like, well, she goes, if you are,
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  Speaker 12: please tell me what it is before so I know
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  Speaker 12: I like it.
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  Speaker 11: And I'm like.
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  Speaker 12: And I said, listen, first of all, I'm not going
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  Speaker 12: to tell you and you'll like it. So let's just
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  Speaker 12: keep walking the dogs and not.
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  Speaker 4: Talk about it anymore.
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  Speaker 9: Well, that says a lot about your character that she
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  Speaker 9: didn't see a text from one of her friends on
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  Speaker 9: your phone and be like, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: You cheating?
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  Speaker 13: I was going to say, do you think she went
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  Speaker 13: through your phone? Yeah, she was getting to that part, Gina.
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  Speaker 13: I'm sure. Do you think that, I mean, how did she,
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  Speaker 13: how did she know? Well, I mean, was it something
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  Speaker 13: that really showed up on her phone or did she
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  Speaker 13: look at your phone?
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  Speaker 12: Well, I have my phone set to where like, you know,
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  Speaker 12: so like the text name and like maybe like one line.
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  Speaker 4: Preview or whatever.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Cause I may have nothing to hide.
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  Speaker 12: And it was probably like, uh, you know, when we
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  Speaker 12: were watching TV or whatever, and I got up to
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  Speaker 12: the other room and she probably saw it and said,
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  Speaker 12: the hell is she texting him for?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. But I'll try.
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  Speaker 4: I'm still going to do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She better be happy.
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  Speaker 2: Is she tough to please with that stuff?
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  Speaker 4: No, I think she'll be all right.
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  Speaker 3: Are you good at giving her gifts? Yes, I do
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  Speaker 3: a pretty good job. She's a planner.
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  Speaker 12: So I think that's why she wants in on the
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  Speaker 12: party because she needs a project.
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  Speaker 4: I get it. Greg, Jeff is pretty thoughtful.
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  Speaker 3: He is.
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  Speaker 4: I try. Look at like just in general.
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  Speaker 9: Big back Monday through Friday.
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  Speaker 14: That's why I'm wondering what she would be worried about.
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  Speaker 14: Like you said, she's going to like it. You're not
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  Speaker 14: worried about the fact that she'll like it.
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  Speaker 12: I think it's just the planning thing, Sammy. She likes that.
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  Speaker 12: Her job is a program manager, so she has projects all.
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  Speaker 3: Over the place.
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  Speaker 4: So I think she just wants to do that. I
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  Speaker 4: don't like it. I'm with her. I don't like a surprise.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that might be it too, actually.
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  Speaker 11: You know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You just don't want to be surprised.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like to be surprised either.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, hey, when's her birthday? December 28th. Oh, so there's
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  Speaker 4: still time for us to get our invitations?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We're waiting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I was going to say, we hadn't heard
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  Speaker 4: about this party. It's really weird.
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  Speaker 2: My mailbox has been emptied.
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  Speaker 4: They're in the mail. Time for your birthdays.
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  Speaker 3: It's your birthday.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to party like it's your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to sip and party like it's your birthday.
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  Speaker 4: And you know we don't give a fuck because that's
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  Speaker 4: your birthday. I'm still waiting on that invitation to Menace's wedding.
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  Speaker 4: Remember that, Craig?
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  Speaker 3: And they've been married how many years now?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a dozen years.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that.
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  Speaker 2: And Greg's house parties.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't invite Woody to your wedding?
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  Speaker 11: No, no.
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  Speaker 10: It's the narrative that he's bringing up.
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  Speaker 4: We like to give Menace crap about it because... It
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  Speaker 4: was the pandemic. Oh, okay. We found out about it.
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  Speaker 4: after the fact. He went off to Vegas and got
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  Speaker 4: married at the Taco Bell Cantina.
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  Speaker 15: They only allowed two people inside. On the strip. They
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  Speaker 15: were planning on doing a big wedding and then the
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  Speaker 15: pandemic screwed that up. We're just going to get married
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  Speaker 15: now and then we'll do a party later.
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  Speaker 4: Then they decide, just, you know what? Let's take all
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  Speaker 4: this money we're going to spend on a party and
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  Speaker 4: put it into a house.
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  Speaker 2: Selfish. And then they physically couldn't throw any kind of
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  Speaker 2: parties there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, never.
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  Speaker 16: And for the next five years, no parties.
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  Speaker 10: HOA said no.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, so we'd like to tease Menace that he went
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  Speaker 4: off and got married and didn't tell any of us.
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  Speaker 7: Damn.
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  Speaker 3: Mystery.
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  Speaker 4: At the Taco Bell Cantina. We wouldn't even have to
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  Speaker 4: dress up for that. Cut to check, right, Menace? It's
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  Speaker 4: a pandemic, man.
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  Speaker 10: It lasted too long.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, your birthday is today. Elizabeth Shue from Karate Kid
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  Speaker 4: leaving Las Vegas. Back to the Future 2 and 3.
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  Speaker 4: She's 63. Tony Dungy, the former NFL coach and analyst.
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  Speaker 4: He was on Sunday Night Football for a while. He's 71.
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  Speaker 4: Bronny James, LeBron's son, 22. You know that kid, Ryan,
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  Speaker 4: Ryan's World? Oh, God. On YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: That tortured me for like five years.
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  Speaker 4: He's got 40 million subscribers.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 4: On YouTube. I don't even know what that would equate
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  Speaker 4: to money-wise. Well, he has his own line in Target. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: to get toys. Yeah, I mean, I'm saying just from
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  Speaker 4: the YouTube revenue, I wonder what that would be. I
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  Speaker 4: don't get it. For like all the views and stuff
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  Speaker 4: that he gets.
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  Speaker 9: What is he, like 40 now?
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  Speaker 4: Stupid money. He's 15.
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  Speaker 3: Did he torture you because your kid wanted to watch?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. And I would always say you can watch almost anything,
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: but no Ryan's World.
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: Today's porno birthday is Jinx Maze. And today's birthday girl,
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  Speaker 4: she's been poked more than a diabetic's finger. 601 fine films,
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: including All Holes Are A Go. She was in Put
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  Speaker 4: Your Junk in My Trunk, Volume 1. Also, I Can't
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  Speaker 4: Believe I Knocked Up Two Sluts, Volume 1. Office Perverts,
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  Speaker 4: Volume 6. She was in Oops, I Did My Dad's
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  Speaker 4: Best Friend.
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  Speaker 3: Whoopsie.
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  Speaker 4: Can I Ask You a Question? Always. She was in
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  Speaker 4: Jinx Turns Her Mouth into a Waterpark.
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  Speaker 5: Oh. Yeah.
• 10:16
  Speaker 4: And then who can forget her unforgettable role in Holy Ish.
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: Is that your fist?
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing back there?
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  Speaker 4: Some good titles, man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, those are awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Jinx, J-Y-N-X. I know you're looking them up.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like her Twitter got hacked.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, pray for her. Jinx Mays, 36 years old today.
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  Speaker 4: And that's your porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on.
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: We'll take a quick break. More Woody shows next.
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  Speaker 7: Hang on.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
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  Speaker 10: Do you want to win a 98-inch television? What's going on, everybody?
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  Speaker 4: It's Menace.
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  Speaker 10: I'm going to be at Lazy Dog Restaurant LA Live
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  Speaker 10: doing a watch party for the Rams versus Bills game
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  Speaker 10: at Lazy Dog Restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: It starts at 5 p.m.
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  Speaker 10: TCL said they're going to hook me up with a
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  Speaker 10: 98-inch TV to give away.
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  Speaker 4: Plus, I'll have a ton of other prizes.
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  Speaker 10: But all you got to do is show up and
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  Speaker 10: you might go home with a 98-inch TV. television and
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  Speaker 10: much much more so mark your calendars october 12th 5
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  Speaker 10: enjoying the woody show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: The woody show all.
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  Speaker 4: Right gina grad she's got the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 9: Let's talk monday night football last night the saints celebrated
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  Speaker 9: the 20th anniversary of their post katrina return to the
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  Speaker 9: super vote super dome and And then the Falcons ruined it.
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  Speaker 2: They kicked their ass 45 to 24.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. B.
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  Speaker 9: John Robinson had 145 yards and two touchdowns. And here's
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  Speaker 9: a little fun fact. The Falcons have put up 80
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  Speaker 9: points in two games since QB Michael Penix Jr.
• 11:53
  Speaker 5: Came back.
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  Speaker 9: That's the most in the NFL. The Falcons are 2-2
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  Speaker 9: and are tied with the Panthers on top of the
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  Speaker 9: NFC South.
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  Speaker 10: I'll say, though, if you ever have a chance to
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  Speaker 10: go see a game at the Superdome, go do it.
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  Speaker 10: Because this remodel that they did, it's so awesome. It's
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  Speaker 10: such a cool experience to see a game there.
• 12:10
  Speaker 9: Here's my only question. How is the temperature control?
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: Are we hot? Are we cold?
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: Are we feeling good?
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  Speaker 9: That's all I ever care about.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be sweating.
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  Speaker 4: Super controlled, actually. Can I ask a question, Gina? There
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: we go again. What is going on with you?
• 12:24
  Speaker 9: I have something stuck in my throat.
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  Speaker 4: But it's been for a year.
• 12:28
  Speaker 9: I just always have something stuck.
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: I never used to notice. Remember, Greg, when... it was
• 12:33
  Speaker 4: being pointed out to me. I'm like, I haven't heard it,
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: but you guys, I guess because you're on that side
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: of the room, you'd hear Mattis going like, uh. And
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: I was deaf to it. I noticed a lot, like
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: you'll just hear in the background, Gina constantly.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: It's like, man, do you need to go to like
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: a ear, nose, throat?
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think that would work.
• 12:55
  Speaker 9: I think I need to go to a pulmonologist. Every
• 12:57
  Speaker 9: time I come in this room, I feel like I'm dying.
• 13:00
  Speaker 9: And it's been since the day I got here.
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, because it's not like this
• 13:03
  Speaker 4: is just a week-long thing.
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: It's been.
• 13:05
  Speaker 4: At least a year.
• 13:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, maybe I'll go to the pulmonologist.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: You're constantly coughing.
• 13:10
  Speaker 9: Well, when I first, for like the first six to
• 13:12
  Speaker 9: eight months I was here, I was just sneezing like 10,
• 13:14
  Speaker 9: 15 times a day.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, Greg, it's.
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: Probably like lung cancer, you know?
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: Probably, more than likely. I totally forgot about the medicine.
• 13:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was deaf to it. I
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: couldn't hear it. But everybody was like, yeah, dude, you
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: got to notice. Like, just randomly, you'll just hear.
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I honed in on it. I mean, I was
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: aware of it for sure. Oh, okay.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot about that. It totally died.
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: It was always like ramping up.
• 13:39
  Speaker 9: Was it like right before saying something or just like- Yeah.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: That's what he said, but he would do it even
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: nowhere near a sentence.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: Just out of the blue.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just random noises.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I'm making that up.
• 13:48
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: No, Greg wasn't the only one.
• 13:51
  Speaker 7: No, no.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: And I acknowledged it, and I said that I was
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: aware of it.
• 13:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: I had never heard it until it got all pointed out,
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: and then I could not hear it.
• 13:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's funny because no one outside of this actual
• 14:02
  Speaker 9: room says anything, so I don't think it's happening outside.
• 14:06
  Speaker 9: I think this room is killing all of us, but
• 14:08
  Speaker 9: you guys are just more used to it.
• 14:09
  Speaker 11: Than I am.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: And Menace always thinks I'm kicking on him, but you did.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: Even if you were not about to say something, you
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: would do it. I don't know why you always blame
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: me for all of these... Peccadillo.
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: I'm playing with you, Greg.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: Peccadillo. Peccadillo.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all these Peccadillo.
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: Like, nuisances. Oh, yeah.
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: I wasn't familiar with that term before. I'm just playing
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: with you, Greg. Most likely I was. Bort, were you
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: familiar with that?
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Bort's like, what? Yeah.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: Peccadillo? Yeah, it's a new one.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: I know Armadillos.
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: I've heard of Armadillos.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: I learned it from Robin Williams. Oh, wow.
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, cool.
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: Peccadillo.
• 14:40
  Speaker 9: Well, one of the seven Cornell frat brothers accused in
• 14:44
  Speaker 9: that alleged gang rape is now telling the police that
• 14:46
  Speaker 9: he was too intoxicated to consent and he's the victim.
• 14:50
  Speaker 9: Matthew Ingalls was a Chi Phi brother and told Cornell
• 14:52
  Speaker 9: campus cops that he was too wasted on booze and
• 14:55
  Speaker 9: ketamine that night in 2024 to consent to sex with
• 14:57
  Speaker 9: the accuser, that 20-year-old student they're calling Jane Doe. So
• 15:01
  Speaker 9: Ingalls was the one who invited her to the house,
• 15:03
  Speaker 9: propositioned her for the threesome and told the frat group to, quote,
• 15:07
  Speaker 9: come whip it out. And records say he fell asleep
• 15:10
  Speaker 9: during the whole thing, and then another brother reportedly tagged in,
• 15:13
  Speaker 9: and then he woke up and rejoined. The Cornell campus
• 15:16
  Speaker 9: has been taken over by protests with all this, as
• 15:18
  Speaker 9: I'm sure you can imagine. Thousands of students marching to
• 15:21
  Speaker 9: the administration building, and they smashed a glass door and
• 15:24
  Speaker 9: spray-painted smash the patriarchy.
• 15:26
  Speaker 11: So.
• 15:26
  Speaker 9: I guess it's all fixed now.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: That's an interesting legal take.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: You know what? Let's say he's the victim.
• 15:32
  Speaker 9: That is pretty funny.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: It's a reverse uno on that. I had a random
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: thought because, again, just in the background, the TV was on.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: I heard news that it was covering this. It was
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Jane Doe. I had a random thought. And again, as
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: somebody who I don't know a ton about this case, right?
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: I know the gist of it, but I don't know
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: the real ins and outs. It's interesting that... You know,
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: it's an innocent until proven guilty system.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: But and I've seen this on not just this case,
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: but a lot of other cases where it's like the
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: accuser can say whatever, right or wrong.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: And it's out there. Public opinion starts the people, the
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: media starts trying it and they dig up a bunch
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: of different stuff. And we all have our opinions based
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: on the things that we're seeing in the news. And
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: they have the pictures of these guys. They have the
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: names of these guys who are, again, innocent until proven guilty, technically,
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: by the system.
• 16:31
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: But the person who is accusing, they're Jane Doe. They
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: get to stay anonymous. Meanwhile, it plays out in the
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: media or however, you know, whatever the case is. It's
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: just interesting. It should be everybody stays anonymous until it
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: all shakes out in the actual court.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: Or.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Everybody is out there.
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: Because that part seems unfair, too, because, I mean, there
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: are there have been and this has nothing to do
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: with this case. Keep that in mind. I have no
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: idea what what's going on here, really. But there have
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: been plenty of cases where. People make stuff up and
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: they're wrongfully accused. Meanwhile, their name has been dragged through
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: the mud the entire time. Their face has been out there.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: They've lost out on jobs. And it all turns out
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: to be someone was just going after a payday or
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: someone was just making something up for whatever reason.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: But their name's been out there the entire time.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The court of public opinion destroys them before.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: You've even stepped.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Foot in court.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: So I just as because I keep hearing Jane Doe,
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Jane Doe, Jane Doe. OK, well, you know, in the
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: off chance and I don't know. Just stating that to
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: be clear. Don't know about don't ask me, you know,
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: one way or the other. If it turns out that,
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: you know, there's more to it than what everybody is
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: going for right now. Man, that sucks.
• 17:50
  Speaker 9: Well, also, I don't know how you would do that
• 17:52
  Speaker 9: as like a super, super famous person. But in this case,
• 17:55
  Speaker 9: that makes sense to have.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Everybody be Jane Doe and John Doe.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Until it's figured out. I understand the reason why for,
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: in this case, her sake.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: I get that. I totally understand that. It should go
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: for both sides.
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Until it all shakes out in the court and everybody
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: gets to have their say or defend themselves or, you know,
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: present whatever. you know, evidence or whatever there is, and
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: it gets determined by a jury, judge, whatever, then fine.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:22
  Speaker 14: But in general, I mean, this case is going back
• 18:24
  Speaker 14: so many years and we don't really know what happened.
• 18:26
  Speaker 14: But in general, if someone's being accused of a violent
• 18:29
  Speaker 14: crime and they're showing up to work with you every
• 18:32
  Speaker 14: day and you don't know that this person is being
• 18:34
  Speaker 14: accused of something they may have done last week and
• 18:37
  Speaker 14: now you're seeing them every day and nothing's happening to them.
• 18:40
  Speaker 9: But I think Woody's point would be, like, that would
• 18:44
  Speaker 9: be an internal issue with your company to figure out. Like,
• 18:47
  Speaker 9: that still wouldn't be something that would, that making it
• 18:50
  Speaker 9: public would change anything.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 18:53
  Speaker 14: But how would your company find out about that unless.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: It was public? Yeah, that's a good question.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Well, no, you can file a complaint, but I'm saying, like,
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: as far as, like, it wouldn't be legal to release
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: any names involved until it was all figured out.
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, no, Sammy's saying, like, how would I know that, like,
• 19:09
  Speaker 9: Menace is being accused of murdering 17 people if I
• 19:12
  Speaker 9: didn't find out in the news.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Right. You wouldn't.
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: But he's innocent until proven guilty. That's the whole point.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Sammy already wants to prove me guilty.
• 19:20
  Speaker 16: That has just killed 17 people.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: I guess that's the whole point.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is kind of contradicting what Woody's saying. You're saying,
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: how would you know? You wouldn't know because the person
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: is not a, quote, criminal yet.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Hasn't been convicted.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Hasn't been convicted yet.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: But Sammy wants to be executed.
• 19:39
  Speaker 14: Because we don't let violent criminals roam about even if
• 19:42
  Speaker 14: they're not proven guilty yet.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: The system is based on innocent until proven guilty, right?
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: That's the whole system.
• 19:52
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: So what do you mean a violent criminal? Like you
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: don't know yet. It hasn't been proven yet. What about
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: if I am innocent?
• 19:57
  Speaker 14: If someone is just being accused, let's say someone's just
• 19:59
  Speaker 14: being accused of murder and we don't know yet.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Aren't they usually being held? Like they're not just roaming about.
• 20:04
  Speaker 9: They can get out on bail.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: While they're on trial.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Well, not for 17 people. Well, then it wouldn't be
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: your problem because they would be then being held and
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: they wouldn't be at work.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying?
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: They wouldn't be at work.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: It depends on the circumstance, on the crime.
• 20:19
  Speaker 9: They'd be on leave.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: 562, damn, what are you siding with the rapist? No, dumbass.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: You're missing the whole bigger picture point. Not about this
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: case in particular. About any case where one side gets
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: to just stay anonymous and say whatever, and the other
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: side is all the way out there, who are the
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: ones who are, based on the system, innocent until proven guilty. Right.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: They very much are probably pretty guilty based on some
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: of the stuff that's out there with the pictures and
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: The texts. Yeah, these things that you're just mentioning in
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: the news report.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I knew this couple that was going through this nasty divorce,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: like movie style divorce. And then the wife decided to
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: accuse him of abusing their children, physically abusing their children.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: He lost his business. He lost his livelihood. None of
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: it was true.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: And he wasn't proven guilty. He was proven to be
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: a made-up allegation. Yeah. And his whole career got destroyed.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, look, it happens in lawsuits all the time, right?
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: Oh, you can say anything you want.
• 21:21
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Because then it becomes the burden of proof of, you know,
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: prove these claims, right, on the prosecution side. They have
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: to prove those claims. Meanwhile, they can throw whatever they
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: want out there. Anything.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Whether it gets proven or not. On the defense side.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: That person is told, hey, keep your mouth shut. So
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: you can't even defend yourself. You've got to keep your
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: mouth shut.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: You've got to keep your mouth shut and just let
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: public opinion run wild with whatever is getting thrown out there.
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: And then do your best to find a jury pool
• 21:50
  Speaker 9: that hasn't been tampered.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: It's an imperfect system.
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: And I don't know how many times. I'm not taking
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: up for rape, obviously, you stupid a-holes. That has nothing
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: to do with it. I'm saying the general idea of
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: innocent until proven guilty, but one side gets to stay
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: anonymous and it's not the side that's being accused who
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: is innocent until proven guilty.
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's an interesting question.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Something to explore.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: High thought? I don't know what you want to classify it.
• 22:18
  Speaker 14: Because the girl, though, too, people are trying to figure
• 22:20
  Speaker 14: out who she is. And there's been like three different
• 22:22
  Speaker 14: people that are being harassed over it that they're like, hey,
• 22:25
  Speaker 14: that's not the girl, by the way. So that does happen, too,
• 22:28
  Speaker 14: where they try to hunt down the person who's accusing them.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: And that's not good either.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: If they are, you know, they're a victim. Trevor Bauer.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: People are texting him. The Duke lacrosse team.
• 22:38
  Speaker 9: That's what I was thinking about.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: There are plenty of examples of what we're talking about
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: where people just got destroyed.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And their name has been dragged through the mud.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 22:47
  Speaker 9: Well, for the second time during the current MLB playoffs,
• 22:50
  Speaker 9: a ball hit an indoor stadium's roof and was caught
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: for an out. It happened during last night's game in
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: Tampa Bay when the Yankees launched a high fly ball.
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: But unlike that one that happened to the Padres, it
• 23:00
  Speaker 9: didn't look like this one was going to be a
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: home run.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, it took forever to come down. Listen to
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: how long this takes.
• 23:05
  Speaker 17: Spencer Jones, a towering fly ball to center, stays up there.
• 23:10
  Speaker 17: for johnny the luca and no he hit one of
• 23:12
  Speaker 17: the rings and i think it's playable here it's a
• 23:15
  Speaker 17: live ball and that's.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: It out you heard the crack of the bat yeah
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: and then you heard what i said that's how long
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: it was like it's kind of like banana.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Ball banana ball yeah like.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: The savannah bananas where they have like uh all the
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: all the balls are in play like the fans can
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: throw it back on the field and they can still
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: throw somebody out yeah god i'd love to go to
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: one of those games yeah all these uh All these
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: catches off the roof. It's so funny. Or how you
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: used to play in the street with your friends.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: You can catch off a car.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Whatever rules.
• 23:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: This is my high thought. I was thinking if I
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: was at base in a professional baseball game, how many
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: pitches before I could even hit one ball? Probably 3,000 pitches.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 9: Well, the Rays won that game and now lead the
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: series two games to nothing. And meanwhile, the White Sox
• 24:01
  Speaker 9: beat the Guardians in Cleveland and are now one win
• 24:03
  Speaker 9: away from a trip to the American League Championship. They
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: can wrap it up tomorrow night at home in Chicago.
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: And today it's game three for the Dodgers and Braves
• 24:11
  Speaker 9: in Atlanta. With a win tonight, the Brewers can end
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: the Padres season and move on to the National League Championship.
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: And the NFL suspended two officials Monday for yelling at players.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: It's so crazy.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Players get called out all the time, you know, for
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: saying different things to officials or questioning or officiating. You know,
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: they get fined all the time. It's about time that
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: the officials get held accountable.
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: This is funny because a line judge got suspended for
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: two games after the camera caught him yelling the F
• 24:40
  Speaker 9: word at the Cardinals tight end. And then this other
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: ref also got suspended for yelling at Vikings linebacker Eric
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: Wilson and pointing him away when the.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Player tried to help him up after an accidental collision.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: He's a nice guy.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: The ref got knocked on his ass and it wasn't
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: like he was targeting him. You're in the field of play, dude.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: And these guys were moving around hella fast and you
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: got knocked on your ass. But he immediately was like, oh.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: And he walked over and he reached out to help
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: him up and the ref jumped up and starts flailing
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: his arms.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Do you think he was just embarrassed that he got
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: knocked over like a weeble wobble? It's like, dude. Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: So he's out for a while. And former American Idol
• 25:15
  Speaker 9: contestant Caleb Flynn. Oh, my God. I've been following this one.
• 25:18
  Speaker 9: He just got sentenced to life without parole for murdering
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: his wife.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 25:22
  Speaker 9: He shot her twice in the back of the head
• 25:24
  Speaker 9: and in their bed last February, then staged it to
• 25:27
  Speaker 9: look like an intruder broke in. Then he called 911.
• 25:30
  Speaker 9: And of course, the 911 calls are like, you know,
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: over the top. Prosecutors say he wanted to be with
• 25:34
  Speaker 9: his mistress and keep his church worship leader gig.
• 25:38
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: And also collect on the insurance money.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, here's the thing. I was going to say,
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: why don't you just get divorced, right?
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: And then you can go be with your side chick.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: But that would have probably meant that he couldn't keep
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: his church leader gig.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Dude, thank you.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: And get the insurance money.
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: This has been like the theme of true crime lately,
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: like pastors and stuff being like, well, I can't get divorced.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: So what choice do I have? That's been like around
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: now for a while.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, just left me no choice.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Had to kill her.
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: And finally, pour a little out for televangelist Jim Baker.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Remember him?
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: He died at 86 years old.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Is he the I've sinned guy?
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: Remember, his wife was Tammy Faye Baker, and they built
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: the PTL Club. Remember the Praise the Lord Club into
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: that empire?
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: No, because I was a little too young for this. Oh,
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: I remember all this. I remember the name, and I
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: remember it was a big to-do, and I remember the
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: guy crying. And over the years, I have seen the
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: clip and whatever, but I wasn't old enough to really
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: know who he.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Was follow the journey at the time yeah and.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: To understand you know what was going.
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: On well you know they had an empire I mean
• 26:42
  Speaker 9: they had a theme park.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Well yeah a lot of these a lot of these
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: televangelists man I mean they're just they're robbing everybody.
• 26:48
  Speaker 10: Blind oh dude yeah but Tammy Faye Baker was huge
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: I don't really remember him though to be honest.
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna use this word literally iconic everybody knew who
• 26:57
  Speaker 9: Tammy Faye was it's like uh.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: You know the the Clinton Monica Lewinsky right like Monica
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Lewinsky is is uh The the side piece chick.
• 27:06
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 27:07
  Speaker 9: And then this Jessica Hahn chick.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Tammy Faye Baker was the wife.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: She was the star.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Exactly.
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: And then that's when everything collapsed in 87. He admitted
• 27:17
  Speaker 9: he cheated with that chick, Jessica Hahn, who was the
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: clerk at the church.
• 27:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 27:21
  Speaker 9: And then came the fraud conviction. He spent eight years
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: in jail and then he got out, got remarried, launched
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: the Jim Baker show. And in 2021, he got fined.
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: And I feel like a lot of people got fined
• 27:31
  Speaker 9: for this, for claiming that silver supplement. I think it
• 27:34
  Speaker 9: was the colloidal silver cured COVID. A lot of guys
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: were doing that. But anyway, no cause of death has
• 27:40
  Speaker 9: been announced, but he was 86.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I have sinned against you, my Lord.
• 27:47
  Speaker 11: And I would ask that your precious blood would wash
• 27:55
  Speaker 11: and cleanse me. Every stain.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: What stains?
• 28:01
  Speaker 11: Until it is a disease of God's forgetfulness.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Are people laughing or crying in the background? Yeah, that's
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: all I'm trying to figure out, too.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: People fall for that?
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're probably crying.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they loved this guy.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: I was surprised Jim Baker had an affair with a woman,
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: to be honest.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I get it. I totally get it.
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: Who busted him? Why would he come out like that?
• 28:24
  Speaker 10: It's not like they had social media back then.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: True.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: I think Jessica Hahn was looking for fame, too.
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's very possible. And that's what's going on, Woody.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Gina Grant. You didn't get an allowance?
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: No.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: So how did you know how much money you had
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: to spend? You could just spend whatever you wanted?
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I also wasn't like, no, but I wasn't nuts.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I wasn't going shopping and stuff.
• 28:44
  Speaker 14: But if I went to the movies, I'd be like, Dad,
• 28:46
  Speaker 14: I'm going to the movies.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Like, that's fine.
• 28:48
  Speaker 9: Take the card.
• 28:48
  Speaker 11: I know.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I hear it now.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: So lawsuit in the news. Starbucks is getting sued. for
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: calling their drinks sugar-free.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, here we go.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: It's a class action suit. It says eight drinks that
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: are in their protein beverages line, like the sugar-free vanilla
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: and caramel latte and matcha. What about caramel to.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: You, Seth? What do you think caramel is?
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: It is literal sugar. There are sugar-free candies, so I
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: guess you could with the caramel. But it contains... 13
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: to 21 grams of sugar.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, dear.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, but Federal law says sugar-free means less than a
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: half a gram per serving Now here's the thing Starbucks
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: says we don't add any additional sugar any sugar that
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: in the drink is from the milk.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: There are sugars.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Like natural.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: If you look at the nutrition label on a gallon
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: of milk, there are natural sugars in there. That's what
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: they're talking about.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 29:52
  Speaker 9: That's still pretty misleading, though.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: That's for the 13 to 20. So it's a.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: It's like a protein-boosted milk that they use. And I
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: don't know if the protein-boosted milk has more than just
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: regular-ass milk. I don't know how that works. I mean,
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: I'm not filing a lawsuit, but I would think there
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: would be no sugar in it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:14
  Speaker 14: If it says no sugar, if you're, I mean, I'm
• 30:16
  Speaker 14: sure diabetics would know just by looking at it that
• 30:18
  Speaker 14: it's not no sugar, but you can't say that because
• 30:20
  Speaker 14: it is important to some people.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Well, and isn't the phrase always no added sugar?
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: Like we didn't add any sugar.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Okay. Everybody's happy.
• 30:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: See, that's what I, if I'm going to look and see,
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: all right, how much sugar does this have? You know,
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at the added sugars.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Because people go, oh, well, I wouldn't eat that banana.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: You know how much sugar is in it?
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: It's natural sugar.
• 30:40
  Speaker 9: Well, I don't know that your body knows the difference, but.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Like, does it?
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: I've read different things.
• 30:45
  Speaker 9: Same.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: We are not experts when it comes to nutrition and health,
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: you know, you guys. But I have heard different things about, like,
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: things that are natural. Like, you know, don't avoid an
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: apple because, oh, well, it's got sugars in it, or fruits,
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: or banana, or whatever. Yeah, like, don't, yeah, don't avoid,
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: those are natural sugars. What you want to avoid are
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: the added sugars.
• 31:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and it's funny because a million years ago when
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: I would go with my mom to Weight Watchers meetings, because,
• 31:09
  Speaker 9: you know, that's, you tag along, you know, can't go alone.
• 31:12
  Speaker 9: And someone said like, oh, but I but fruit isn't
• 31:14
  Speaker 9: zero points. And the leader goes, I want to anyone
• 31:18
  Speaker 9: here raise your hand if you got fat from eating
• 31:20
  Speaker 9: too many apples.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Well, I think actually fruits are zero point foods.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: They might be now with Weight Watchers. But like, but
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: if you're on an almost certain.
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: But if you're on an empty stomach and you eat
• 31:32
  Speaker 9: an apple, wouldn't you feel a little jittery or no?
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: An apple? I would.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: I've never tried it. That's why menace at our fattest,
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Yeah. And we've gone through
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: different points where we started trying. We were trying to
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: eat better. We were really, different times, different points, trying
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: different things. But man, when we were trying to eat better.
• 31:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: And I wasn't eating cookies. I wasn't eating, you know,
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: that other stuff. Hot pockets. I really wasn't. Yeah, I
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: was avoiding all that stuff. I was eating just like,
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: you know, chicken and, you know, vegetables.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Whole foods.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Whole foods, right? But God forbid I had a banana
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: and somebody saw it. Well, that's not good. I'm like,
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: it was a Snickers last week, man. You just blew
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: out your whole diet.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Or like I would do the elliptical because I actually
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: liked that and I was able to watch, you know,
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: whatever stupid show I was watching, Yellowstone or whatever.
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: The elliptical, what a waste of time. I was doing
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: nothing before. You're so right. Nothing was ever good for
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: the fitness people. Never good enough for the nutrition people.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Never good enough, which is where Menace would always come
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: around with his rule of thumb, which is.
• 32:37
  Speaker 10: Fail in silence. Win publicly. So if you're working out,
• 32:43
  Speaker 10: don't tell anybody about it.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Just do it. Don't roast about it. Don't talk about it.
• 32:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and if you end up not losing weight, guess what?
• 32:52
  Speaker 10: You didn't tell everybody about it.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: It's like it never happened.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: So you're good.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Agreed.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Another lawsuit in the news. This woman is suing a
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: bar in Vegas after she said that she suffered serious injuries...
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: From riding a mechanical penis. Like a bull. Where is that?
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Except it's a mechanical penis. The suit says, I don't
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: know if the name of the place is in here.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: The suit says that she and her friend showed up
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: at the bar, asked the employee to ride the mechanical penis.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: They said fine. And according to them, the bar never
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: had them sign any waivers before she hopped on. As
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: the ride went faster, the woman's foot and ankle got
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: caught under the main shaft area.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: And threw her from the ride, which led to the injury.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: Her lawyer says that she sustained great pain of body
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: and mind, mental stress, anxiety, anguish, and shock. Injury to
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: her nervous system that could be permanent. And she wants
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: $ 30, 000 for all that. $ 30, 000? Okay. That's reasonable. But it's funny.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: That's the thing. you can just file a lawsuit. And
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: as long as you ask for something reasonable, they don't
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: want to deal with it. It's not going to do
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: with like, are you legit? Or are you telling the truth? Or,
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: you know, did you really suffer all this anguish and
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: all this other blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It doesn't matter.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: They're like, you know what? Here, here's your 30 grand bitch.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Go away. So nobody wants to deal with you.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Go away.
• 34:16
  Speaker 10: I found the spot. It's called the nerd. It is
• 34:19
  Speaker 10: in downtown Las Vegas. And, prominently on their website.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Ride the mechanical penis yeah it's still there I gotta
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: see does it have a set of balls on it
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: yeah it does yeah thenerd.com thenerd.com is for the bar
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: website which I'm promoting just the bar.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: This is a shocking stat. So 45% of small businesses
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: are in active legal litigation.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: I believe it.
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: 45%.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: That's depressing.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Like you said, you can sue for anything. I believe it.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Just claim whatever. Yeah. What a waste of time.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: I was talking to a guy and he's one of
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: the lead counsel for this company. Not this company.
• 34:58
  Speaker 9: A company.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: But this company that he works for.
• 35:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Not this company. Um, and he was saying like, that's
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: the new thing. The new thing is like, it doesn't
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: matter how wrong you were or how much you violated
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: whatever company policy was. It doesn't matter. If you fire someone,
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: I forget what he said, like what they already, like
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: when they're having that conversation, they have already, they know
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: like whatever percentage of those people are going to come
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: back and say it was for wrongful, whatever.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Even if you're caught stealing or anything egregious.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. And because most companies don't have, especially
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: if you get fired for cause. I've been fired for
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: cause and they say, oh, well, we told you that
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: we didn't want you doing that anymore. And so even
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: though it was a real stretch, they were able to
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: shoehorn it into that. And guess what? I walked away
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: with nothing. They fired me. There was no severance. I
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: got nothing. Now, I could have turned around and tried
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: to get something out of it, and that's a lot
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: of what people are doing now. A lot of people
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: are just, they file something knowing that the company doesn't
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: want to deal with it, and they'll go, here, go away.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: They don't want to deal with it. They don't want
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: to deal with all the stuff that comes with it.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: And then these little businesses, think about these guys, and
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: you see the stories. They go around and they measure
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: the steps. Like how high the step is that goes
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: into the front door. They go, well, and keep in mind,
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: they're not disabled.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: No.
• 36:27
  Speaker 9: And the money's not going to disabled people.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: No, but they're filing the lawsuit saying that it's against
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: the code. It discriminates against people with disabilities. Like they're
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: not even disabled. They're just going around filing all the lawsuits.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: It's like the, remember the God Hates Fags people?
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. They incite people.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: Phelpses. Yeah, they were showing up at all the stuff. Oh, yeah.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Military funerals.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: A Lady Gaga concert or, yeah, a military funeral. They
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: would have the God Hates Fags signs up and everything else.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: That whole thing, because we were organizing at one point
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: a counter-protest because we heard they were going to be out.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Of this thing.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: And we're like, dude, F these guys. And we were
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: going to have a bunch of listeners show up and
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: counter-protest and kind of drown out their chance and whatever.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: And I had the people from, was it the ACL,
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: not ACLU, oh, the Anti-Defamation League.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: They hit me up and go, hey, we have a
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: lot of experience with these guys. Here's what they do.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: They're just trying to incite people so that somebody does
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: spit at them or that does get too close. You
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: know how Seabass is always talking about, like, this is
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: technically assault. This is technically battery. Like, they're looking for
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: that because that's how they make their money. They make
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: their money. They wait for someone to do something. That's
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: why they show up in places that people have heightened emotions. Like,
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: they're showing up at a soldier's funeral with a God
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: hates fag sign. And they're knowing people are going to
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: get upset by that. And someone will.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: He touched me.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Spit at them or just kick some dirt their direction.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: And then next thing you know, now they're in a lawsuit.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: And what happens? Then they end up just settling out
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: or whatever. And then that's how they win. And they're like, dude,
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: it's not worth it because you're giving them exactly what
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: they want. And so we didn't do it.
• 38:05
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Ignore.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: And so we just ignored them.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Apparently they're all lawyers.
• 38:11
  Speaker 9: Like they force their family members, like their kids, you know,
• 38:15
  Speaker 9: when they're old enough to all go into law. So
• 38:16
  Speaker 9: they know these exact things.
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: I have a cousin who was a realtor, and he
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: got sued because his client, who was renting an ADU
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: in their house, refused a woman who had Section 8 vouchers.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: So that woman sued the client and my cousin, the realtor.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: When they looked into it, it turns out she has
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: a lot of lawsuits, like $ 10, 000 each, and that's how
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: she's making her living. She just goes around and files
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: these lawsuits.
• 38:40
  Speaker 9: Nickel and diming as many people as possible. And when
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: you do that to one small business five, ten times,
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: they're bankrupt.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: I was just reading about one. local business, the same thing.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: They're getting held to the fire by this person who
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: just goes around town and tries to find things that
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: they can file against. And they're like, look, I'm sure
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: it's not that big a deal if they do this
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: to the Target down the street or Walmart or whoever.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: They don't really care. But you're talking about mom and
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: pop businesses here.
• 39:05
  Speaker 9: What do you think the margins are on a little
• 39:07
  Speaker 9: burger joint?
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a little boutique.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Like that little clothing thing that you used to work at, Sammy. Imagine,
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: One lawsuit.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: $ 10, 000 to settle is ridiculous.
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 14: And I mean, that's a real paranoia for most small
• 39:22
  Speaker 14: business owners because they'll hear about one story that's crazy
• 39:25
  Speaker 14: from another business owner and then they're terrified it's going
• 39:28
  Speaker 14: to happen to them.
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, simple as that. Simple Fix had the loser
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: in the case pay the lawyer fees.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I've always said that.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Or if it turns out that you were completely fabricating
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: or trumping up stuff. Um, you know, then you are
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: then on the hook. I guess that would be a countersuit, right?
• 39:44
  Speaker 9: I mean, that's perjury. Shouldn't that be right?
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Why don't all cases end with one side in perjury?
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know how it's going to work out for
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: this woman on the mechanical penis, but, uh.
• 39:54
  Speaker 9: So now every time she sees a mechanical penis, which
• 39:57
  Speaker 9: are everywhere, she's going to be upset.
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: The nerd. I don't think she's going to get the
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: 30,000 money shot she wants, but she'll get something. They
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: seem unfazed.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: The Nerd. The Nerd in downtown Vegas. You can go there.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: You can ride the mechanical penis.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Big mistake to not sign waivers, though. Yep.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY. Text us over to 22987. We'll be right back.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: My underwear is tight.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: A couple of texts coming in. We're talking about a
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: couple different crazy lawsuits. One was Starbucks because they have
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: sugar-free drinks that aren't really sugar-free, but the sugar is
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: from the milk that's in the drinks. They're not adding sugar.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Just want to make that clear. I don't care. I
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: would never order sugar-free. I mean, Coke Zero.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: My favorite. But when I order a Coke Zero or
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: a Diet Coke or whatever it is, and they bring
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: a regular one by mistake... You know what I do?
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: Drink it.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Just drink it.
• 40:57
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Same.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: And then you just collapse and die.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, look, I get it if you have,
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: you know, diabetes.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: You can die. You can't do that. I love it.
• 41:08
  Speaker 10: Do you ever go to a restaurant and you order
• 41:11
  Speaker 10: Coke Zero and the lady with you, she gets a.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: You, the regular Coke and her, the Coke Zero.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Every single time.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Because they're like, oh, the regular one must be for
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: the fat person.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:25
  Speaker 9: So since I'm a diet Coke addict, I don't drink
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: that much regular Coke or Coke Zero.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Can you, like in a blind taste test, tell the
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: difference between Coke Zero and regular Coke?
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, 100%. Between regular Coke and Coke Zero? Regular Coke
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: and Coke Zero.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: It tastes nothing like Diet Coke.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: It's not as crazy as the difference between regular Coke
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: and Diet Coke.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a totally different drink.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: Because that's a very unique taste.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: Which I don't hate either.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I like my chemical taste Diet Coke.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: I like Diet Coke as well. And then I got
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Diet Pepsi. And then I tried Pepsi Zero for the
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: first time. I prefer Diet Pepsi.
• 41:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Diet Pepsi is way better than Diet Coke.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Really good. Yeah.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: But Coke's better than Pepsi.
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Well, you know. I think it's funny. We always have
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: that conversation about Android and iPhone people or PlayStation and
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: Xbox people. And the two don't ever really mix.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: I've never understood when you go to, I don't know,
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: plenty of people. I've got family members, friends, everything. They
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: go to a restaurant and they go, yeah, yes, I'll
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: have a Diet Coke. And they go, oh, we have
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Diet Pepsi. They go, ah, never mind. No, just a water. Like, dude,
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: just whatever. I go, that's fine. I've never said no
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: because it's not the one, like whatever is Coke or
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: Pepsi and you can't cross that line.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: But they are adamant.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: It cannot be done.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't really understand.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: We were talking about the woman at the place in Vegas.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: She was riding the mechanical penis. It's like a bull,
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: but it's a mechanical penis. And she got injured. And
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: so she's suing them, claiming all these different things. We
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: got on this whole tangent about frivolous lawsuits, how people
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: go around town looking for... just, you know, just filing.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: That's how they make their money. Text came in 951
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: and said, I've been through two of these frivolous lawsuits.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: The first one got tossed because we had pictures of
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: the lady on the ground.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, good.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Time, date, and stamp. She was walking across the front
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: gate of our business and said it was not painted
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: or labeled as a hazard. And they got tossed because
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: we had pictures of her on the ground next to
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: the yellow track that we had painted there. And what
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: actually happened is she had tripped over her dog's leash.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: While walking in the parking lot. Yeah, she fell. Oh,
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: there was another... There was just another... You might have
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: seen the video. There's a woman who is suing this guy.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: She was walking down some stairs. It's a surveillance video
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: from like a stairwell.
• 43:37
  Speaker 11: And.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: At the bottom of the stairs, it looks like, you know,
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: you see in a garage, like those concrete, you know,
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: stairs with the metal railing, right? Nothing fancy, right? Like
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: in a house, carpeting stuff. She's walking down the stairs.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: And there's the doorway at the bottom so the person
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: from that level of the parking can walk into the
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: staircase and go where they're going. Well, as she's like
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: four or five steps from the bottom, he walks through
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: this door opening, you know. She gets startled and she
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: trips down the stairs.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Startled by a door?
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: It's a little funny.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Now he caught her and like broke her. Oh, that
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: was nice. Saw her falling, like caught her and like
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: broke her fall. But she's suing him saying that the
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: reason she fell is because he startled her by walking
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: through the door. He wasn't trying to surprise her.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Good luck with that.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they have the video. She clearly just missed,
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: she had a misstep. Like she tripped over her own feet.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: It's so obvious. It's like one of these things where
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: he's trying to be the nice guy. Oh, I see
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: that he reaches out to help and now he's getting sued.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: The second one, this person says we got out of
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: it was a publicly accessible, privately maintained road. There was
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: a pothole that this guy and I guess he. Where
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: was it? Yeah, the property insurance lawyer went through that
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: guy's medical records. He gets into a car accident. about
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: every six months and tries to sue somebody.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there should be a cap. One a year.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: And by the way, the other woman who tripped on
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: the leash that they were mentioning, in that case, the
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: lawyer went through and she files lawsuits every couple of
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: months on businesses.
• 45:09
  Speaker 11: Nope.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: So it's just these people who just do it just constantly.
• 45:12
  Speaker 9: Well, that's as egregious as like, somebody broke into my
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: house and slipped on a wet spot on my floor
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: and sued me. Like, absolutely not.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Get the F out of here.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: That was always my go-to example. Well, there was a store,
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: I think it was Boston, and this guy- Went up
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: the fire escape, right? Went up the fire escape. He
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: broke the window to get into this apartment to rob it.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Got lacerated.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: In the process, he cut himself so bad that he
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: bled out.
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: That's what happens when you break windows.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: On the fire escape.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: He sued the person whose apartment it was and the
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: building's owner, and they won. What?
• 45:49
  Speaker 9: He sued them for having a window?
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: That he climbed the fire escape and broke the window,
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: cut himself. Bled out and died on the fire escape there.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: And now keep in mind, this is 20 years ago
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: at this point. And he won.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Well, his family.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Well, his family did. The family sued.
• 46:10
  Speaker 10: He won from beyond the grave.
• 46:11
  Speaker 9: I don't know if this is even real or if
• 46:14
  Speaker 9: this is just the one that like the wives tale
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: that made it across the country. But the guy who
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: broke into a school and was climbing through the ceiling
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: and fell and sued the school. That was the first
• 46:23
  Speaker 9: one I'd ever heard. So these are disgusting and they
• 46:25
  Speaker 9: shouldn't even be listened to.
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: I always heard the one about the person going to
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: rob the house, they jump the fence and then break
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: the leg.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Somebody said, I recently closed on a restaurant in May.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: Two months later, I got served by six of my
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: employees for injuries, back and leg pains. All of a sudden,
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: they got now all the shops closed. All of them
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: filed the same kind of claim to the same lawyer.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: My workers' comp rep said that they're reviewing the case
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: as a common thing to happen when a business closes.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: So you just like the vultures go through the pickings?
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 46:55
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: A restaurant that was next to mine also got sued
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: because the coat hook on the bathroom door was too high.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: So put it on.
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: The sink, bitch.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: By the way, guys, this is why everything's expensive for everybody.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: They have to pad this in.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Remember I told you about the guy who's the lead
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: counsel for that company? He's giving me how many people
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: are now, what percentage. They anticipate it so much now.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: It's a line item in their budget.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Good God.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Like they, they, when they're doing their planning for the
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: budget for the next year, they put it in their
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: budget for settlements because they're like, we're not going to
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: take this all the way to like, forget it. And they,
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: they will just go, all right, fine. Take it out
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: of this woman on a mechanical penis. 30 grand. Yeah. Hey,
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: we'll give you 20 grand. Go away. And they go, okay.
• 47:42
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: But there's 20 grand right there. So they have to
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: work into the budget because they know that people do
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: this kind of stupid stuff.
• 47:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: I'm furious.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got into a car accident at work in
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: the parking lot last week. I'm totally fine. Car's not.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: You'd be surprised how many people have told me to
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: fake an injury so I can sue the guy. What
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: is wrong with people?
• 48:01
  Speaker 9: Well, that's when I got in a pretty bad car
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: accident and I was fine. And I told him I
• 48:05
  Speaker 9: was fine. Everyone called me an idiot.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, you should have said, oh, my back, my back.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: And that's why your insurance rates are so high. They
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: charge everybody. It's not just you. It gets passed on
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: to everybody.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: In a time of luxury, why wouldn't you use it?
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: Nostalgia?
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: I may.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: I may do it in the dark.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: You might want to do it outdoors.
• 48:23
  Speaker 10: The Woody Show.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: Moving things right along. Thank you for being a part
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: of it. Always appreciate that. Thank you. Phones open 877-44-WOODY.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: You can use that number anytime, even after the show.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: If you're listening on the podcast, you can leave us
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: an after hours voicemail. Again, 877-44-WOODY. We did get an
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: After Hours voicemail. I wasn't aware of this. This is
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: something that was going on here. I had no idea
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: what the hell this was. I'm listening to this voicemail.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: I'd ask Jeff, what is she talking about?
• 49:09
  Speaker 9: True or false, menace, you are dyslexic.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: That's the joke, bitch.
• 49:14
  Speaker 9: The guy ended up dating for six years. We hooked
• 49:16
  Speaker 9: up on the first date. We were together for six years.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: The guy.
• 49:19
  Speaker 9: I ended up marrying we hooked up on the first
• 49:23
  Speaker 9: date yeah.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: So like it was this special Saturday podcast yeah that.
• 49:28
  Speaker 10: Got saturday special i'm like that's the voicemail no.
• 49:32
  Speaker 16: No i'm just playing like a little yeah i'm just
• 49:35
  Speaker 16: playing like a little clip of it where yeah god
• 49:38
  Speaker 16: where was we there was just a text that came
• 49:40
  Speaker 16: in and again i had to ask jeff about i
• 49:42
  Speaker 16: go what the hell what.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: The hell is this side project.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah so there's uh i mean you do a better
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: job of explaining it i was even part of the
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: um the the idea here so i can't i can't
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: even take i can't even take any kind of credit
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: for it.
• 49:57
  Speaker 12: Yeah, so essentially we just took the best segment from
• 50:00
  Speaker 12: each day and then kind of had some commentary from
• 50:03
  Speaker 12: various hosts on the show. Gina joined, and I kind
• 50:06
  Speaker 12: of just navigated it and got some behind-the-scenes look. And
• 50:09
  Speaker 12: we found out Menace is high every time he writes
• 50:12
  Speaker 12: his monologue. Except for the last one. Yeah, except for
• 50:15
  Speaker 12: the last one. Found out some personal stuff about Gina,
• 50:17
  Speaker 12: et cetera. So it's just kind of like a best
• 50:19
  Speaker 12: of each day with some commentary. And we drop it
• 50:21
  Speaker 12: on Saturday morning, and people seem to come.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: So is that like a regular thing now? It will
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: be a regular thing.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Okay. All right.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Uh, nine, four, nine.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Here it is. Hoy, Woody show. Long time. Listen to
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: the show. I really enjoyed the special Saturday podcast. The
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: three of you did. I'm on the road 24 seven.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: And that felt different than the others. Like we were
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: all hanging out together. Bring back more of that, please.
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: Bye.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay. And yeah, what was the other thing
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: I was asking you, Jeff? Cause did you guys say
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: something in the, in the podcast about like, um, a
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: trophy emoji or something?
• 50:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 50:54
  Speaker 10: So, So yeah, I got brought up towards the end
• 50:59
  Speaker 10: and Jeff said, do you have anything else you want
• 51:02
  Speaker 10: to say? And I said, like, look, the biggest thing
• 51:04
  Speaker 10: with our audience, we know that you're watching our videos
• 51:07
  Speaker 10: on social media and you look at our social media,
• 51:11
  Speaker 10: but our audience is really bad at interacting and like
• 51:14
  Speaker 10: dropping comments and just like, Which helps us. Yeah, which
• 51:18
  Speaker 10: helps a lot. Yeah, like really, really bad at it
• 51:21
  Speaker 10: for some reason.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Because the text, during the show, the text is great.
• 51:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but I'm talking about social media.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: Like watching videos.
• 51:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and they're just watching it and not interacting with it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 10: And I go, please drop a comment.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: And then I don't know.
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I said, how about this will be fine. If
• 51:35
  Speaker 9: you don't have anything to say, let's come up with
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: an emoji, any random emoji and put that in there.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: And then we'll know that you heard. our little show
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: today and it'll be funny.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Cause I saw like a bunch of like random trophies.
• 51:45
  Speaker 9: And then Jeff said, how about a trophy?
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: Like done.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Cause I asked Jeff, I said, are people effing with us?
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Is this code?
• 51:54
  Speaker 9: This is code that they.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Heard the show.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: I'm like, is this code? Cause I didn't know about
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: this podcast thing yet. I go, have you been on,
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: have you seen on Instagram? Like all these people are
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: leaving these trophy emojis on all of the different videos.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Is someone effing with us? Like, is this some kind of, like,
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: you know, inside joke or something? Because I wasn't getting. Yeah.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Greg, I just.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: It is an inside joke.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: There was no getting.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Agreed.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, without the context. And then Jeff's going, oh, yeah,
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: that's from the... the saturday whatever pie go what.
• 52:21
  Speaker 8: Is that.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: I'm so lost about something that's happening on a show that.
• 52:25
  Speaker 12: I work for the record i did mention it to
• 52:28
  Speaker 12: you that i was going to do a best of
• 52:30
  Speaker 12: uh i think i mentioned to you like friday when
• 52:32
  Speaker 12: we were prepping for the show but it may.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Have got lost in the sauce you know yeah but
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: i thought i thought that was whatever bort puts together
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: that used to run i mean it runs on some
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: of the stations not all the stations But I thought
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: that's what it was. I thought you were taking that over. Oh, okay. Yeah,
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: because there was like a Saturday, you know, a Saturday
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: version of the show.
• 52:52
  Speaker 9: New project.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Dude, I don't even know. You know what? I kind
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: of like it. Small side quest.
• 52:56
  Speaker 12: But the whole idea is just for people to get
• 52:58
  Speaker 12: to know us a little bit better and get to
• 53:00
  Speaker 12: know the show a little bit better behind the scenes.
• 53:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah, behind the scenes.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: It was a lot of fun.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: Good to know.
• 53:06
  Speaker 9: You want to do it?
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: It's fun.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 53:07
  Speaker 9: You want to be a part of it? It's fun.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: I just learned about it.
• 53:12
  Speaker 10: So yeah, you'll get that every Saturday morning on the
• 53:16
  Speaker 10: podcast feed, wherever you listen to your podcast.
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Uh, we were talking about, um, what's it? Oh, divorce
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: rates for different occupations.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: And EMTs were, uh, were on the list.
• 53:31
  Speaker 11: Strange.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: And, uh, this woman had something to say on the
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: after hours voicemail about it. Eight, seven, seven 44 Woody.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, I am listening to your podcast from today, and
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: you guys were talking about who cheats the most, and
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: you were talking about end-of-givers or EMTs. My ex-husband cheated
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: on me probably our whole entire three-year marriage. Yeah, I
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: can say from past experience, definitely EMTs are probably one
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: of the most cheating, but I know Sammy is probably
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: going to say It's totally okay. It doesn't make them
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: a bad guy or whatnot. But anyway, I just.
• 54:11
  Speaker 8: Thought I would place my call.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: I'm a long-time listener, first-time caller. Have a great night, guys.
• 54:19
  Speaker 8: Bye.
• 54:19
  Speaker 11: Bye.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Sammy probably would take up for that guy that
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: cheated on you that whole time you were together.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, that sounds like me.
• 54:26
  Speaker 9: She's super into it.
• 54:27
  Speaker 14: I said, make sure you're only with serial cheaters who
• 54:30
  Speaker 14: cheat on you the entire time.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: I don't like a guy who gives me a compliment,
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: but a guy who cheats on me, not a bad guy.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: You know, that guy who gave me a compliment, though.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: What a jerk.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: What a creep. Total creep. You know, how many times
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: have we heard that, Greg? And probably a murderer.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: Probably.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Probably.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: I'll take the bear.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Greg, this guy's got a pro tip for you.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, right. All right.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: After hours voicemail.
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: Hey, what do you show?
• 54:56
  Speaker 11: I have a pro tip for you guys.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Is it don't have kids?
• 54:59
  Speaker 10: I thought that was a cat dying in the background.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: I can hear in the background, that sounds like my
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: house a number of years ago.
• 55:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's just whining.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, some whining toddler jumping off furniture. This guy's looking for,
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: you know, something to wrap around his neck and dangle
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: from something to hold his body weight.
• 55:19
  Speaker 10: Hey, Woody Cho.
• 55:19
  Speaker 11: I have a pro tip here for you guys.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: So, Gregoria, I took Gregoria up on his goober grave.
• 55:25
  Speaker 11: I got the goober shopper there.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Remember Goober Grape? Do you know what Goober Grape is, Gina?
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, the jelly?
• 55:30
  Speaker 9: The peanut butter and jelly?
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: It's in the same jar?
• 55:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the lines.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in perfect little... wedge.
• 55:37
  Speaker 9: Do they still make that?
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, they sure do.
• 55:39
  Speaker 9: I thought that was so 90.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: No way. Greg, it's one of the many things that
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: Greg gets on these kicks on. I never knew that.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: He'll get on a goober grape kick.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: And it requires no vehicle other than a spoon.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he just eats it out of the jar. I
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: get that. You don't need to put it on bread.
• 55:53
  Speaker 7: No bread.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Just open it up and go to town.
• 55:55
  Speaker 10: You know what I had this morning before I got
• 55:57
  Speaker 10: to work was, and Sammy, you might have seen these
• 56:00
  Speaker 10: little crepes that they have at Trader Joe's, but they
• 56:03
  Speaker 10: had a PB & J one.
• 56:05
  Speaker 14: Oh.
• 56:05
  Speaker 10: So I bought a pack, and I had it on
• 56:08
  Speaker 10: the way to work. Pretty good, Greg.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: That's delightful.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: And this guy goes on. He's got a good tip
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: for you, Greg.
• 56:12
  Speaker 7: Goober grape?
• 56:13
  Speaker 8: Somebody got the goober strawberry.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: That's okay. It's not bad.
• 56:16
  Speaker 8: I'm eating this food, and I was just like, oh,
• 56:18
  Speaker 8: you're sad.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: What you really ought to do is you get any
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: peanut butter you like, get a good-sized spoon, and you.
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: Get Smucker's strawberry squeezable. You get a good-sized peanut butter
• 56:28
  Speaker 8: on the spoon, and you squeeze the jam on top
• 56:30
  Speaker 8: of every bite.
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: And take, and you just keep doing so until, you know,
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: Until you're done.
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think that one's way better.
• 56:38
  Speaker 20: So, yeah, from here, just try that one.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so don't get the, you can do a better,
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: you get like a better combo if you go with
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: the better jelly.
• 56:47
  Speaker 9: He didn't like the ingredients.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Right, and then do the squeeze jelly. It sounds like
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: a lot of effort.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: Way too much work.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: I'd rather just lie down with the goober.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Like a soft serve ice cream.
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: And my fattest, I would take saltine crackers, peanut butter
• 57:01
  Speaker 10: and jelly on top.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: It's so good.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: And then when I would run out of peanut butter.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: That's old school, man.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:07
  Speaker 10: Run out of peanut butter, I'll just put butter and
• 57:09
  Speaker 10: then jelly and the saltine.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: That's disgusting.
• 57:12
  Speaker 11: Oh, no.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Butter and jelly.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: So good.
• 57:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: You want to hear this guy laughing at his own joke?
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: After Hours Voicemail, 877-44-WOODY.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: This is an original joke.
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: What do you call a fairy that's full of gays?
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: A fairy. Fairy.
• 57:30
  Speaker 11: Fairy.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: I'm not getting, but he loves it.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: You don't get?
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: I don't get either.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: A fairy is like a boat.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I understand.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: A fairy that is full of gay people is a
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: fairy fairy.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Because that's another.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fairy fairy.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: I thought he said berry. Fairy berry.
• 57:50
  Speaker 9: No, he said fairy fairy.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: I heard what he said.
• 57:52
  Speaker 10: I thought he, I didn't know he was talking about
• 57:54
  Speaker 10: a boat. That's where I'm.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you call a boat full of gay people?
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: He should have said that.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: F-A-R-Y-F-E-R-Y.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: That would have been a better joke. We just punched
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: it up for you.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: All right. Wow.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Good one, dude. Thank you.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: That was really good.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: That was great. Nailed it.
• 58:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: Anything you got? We do say anything you got, so
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: you can leave whatever.
• 58:11
  Speaker 9: It's fine.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY. Text over to 22987. The Woody Show.
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: Some of your favorites here, Greg.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: News anchors. Oh.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: People who are laughing or.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: Uncontrollably? Yeah.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: Because it happens with Greg.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Every once in a while. It does. Usually at the
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: worst times.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Greg's covering something.
• 58:35
  Speaker 11: Oh, boy.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: It's not that one.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: It shows their human side, you know?
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where is it?
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: Standby.
• 58:44
  Speaker 8: Uh-oh.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: Standby. News anchor. Man. All the time, I have the
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: hardest time finding.
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: Ah.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Do we have a second then?
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Can I just share.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: A random thought? All right.
• 59:01
  Speaker 11: Sure.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: So we're talking about coffee drinks. And if there's milk
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: in them, milk has natural sugars.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 59:06
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: This is where I feel so alone in the world.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: world because people will pick up the ingredients to a
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: bag of chips or whatever. And it says sodium.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: Sodium.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: 40 grams or whatever.
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Try to kill somebody.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: What's a bad number?
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: Is everybody a nutritionist? How do you know if that's
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: a lot or a little? I think about this all
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: the time.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: I mean, the number fires.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: I should be more health conscious. What about the spaghetti sauce? Oh,
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: it's got eight grams of sugar. Is that a lot?
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: How does everybody know?
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Did you all go to nutritionist school?
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, we all went to nutritionist school.
• 59:38
  Speaker 9: But you can tell the most like a can of soup.
• 59:40
  Speaker 9: It's always like 14,000 milligrams of sodium. But everything else
• 59:44
  Speaker 9: I think will live.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: I just don't get it. I found it.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: I can't take credit. Jeff came in here and he
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: found it.
• 59:50
  Speaker 9: Oh, that was nice.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: So this is a news team in Detroit. They were
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: talking about brushing their teeth. And for some reason, that
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: topic set off one of the anchors and he just
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: couldn't stop laughing. I always brush my teeth.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Well, not that part. Don't forget to use your left hand.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: I was like, what?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 19: Yeah it's like when greg starts laughing he makes us
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 19: all laugh yeah yeah because greg will lose it over
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 19: the dumbest stuff.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: That's true and then i sweat and i have to
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: pee and.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: I forget what it was. You and Gina were just
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: over there having the best time by yourselves, and you
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: passed Gina a note that said something inappropriate.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: I still have it.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: Can you hold it up?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can hold it up, but that's all I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: can do.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: Let me see. It's kind of written like in an old-timey... Technically.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: It's not swearing, so maybe you could say it.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 9: No, I don't think so.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Can you read it? I can read you the first part.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: We were messing with.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: The Lord giveth.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: And then stop there.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: And the Lord clitteth her butt. I'll clean it up.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 9: Close enough.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: But Greg wrote that on a piece of paper. But
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: like fancy. And then slid it over the genus.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: And it has flowers around it.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: I was trying to make it look like a pillow.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: Clitth?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: That's the part he really liked.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: Clitth is a verb.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: That's what I mean.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: It makes no sense.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: And then here. You're supposed to be the fancy one, Greg.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: Speaking about inappropriate, inappropriate laugh. This is from 12 News
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: in Phoenix. And there the anchors were talking about some
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: changes coming to a local shopping center.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 12: So there's a Dick's there, but it's across the street
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 12: from the Santan Village on the back side.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 20: I was just going to say something horrible. Are they
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 20: going to get rid of that? I always feel weird
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 20: saying the name. Are they going to get rid of
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 20: that store on the one side?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: What store?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: You know what I was going to say?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of stories.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: So we're just going to have double.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: Double dicks.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: I was wondering.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 20: There's going to be one on either side?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: Listen, the more the better.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: Troy, save us right now.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: One on either side?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: The more the better.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: That sounds like a good Friday or Saturday night for
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: a lot of people. Double? Yeah, just double. Double dicks, dude.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 10: That rules.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: That's awesome. But there's another example of like, why do
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: you need two?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 10: Dude, I know an area where there's a target on
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 10: one side of the highway and then another target on
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 10: the other.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Side of the highway.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 10: You could easily get to either one within a minute.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 12: So there's a Dick's there, but it's across the street
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 12: from the Satan Village.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: I was just going to say something horrible. Is it
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: Satan Village? Is that what he said?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: Why is it horrible?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: There's Dick's at Satan Village?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 20: Are they going to get rid of that? I always
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 20: feel weird saying the name. Are they going to get
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 20: rid of that store on the one side and then.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: What store?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: Now that's a good host right there. What store, Greg?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Which one? I don't know what you're saying. I'm confused.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. All right.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: So a question for those of us who were troublemakers or,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, really anybody who got in trouble when you
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: were a kid. Did your parents ever narc you out?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: yes to like a teacher or like your parent found
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: out that you did something and they're the ones who turned.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 10: You in oh yeah dude big time my mom did
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 10: yeah when i was six years old uh neighbor kid
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 10: and i we went with our parents to the grocery
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 10: store and we stole some candy from the rack we
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 10: like we had our pajamas on at the grocery store
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 10: trashy and uh you were so ahead of your time
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 10: yeah yeah that's such a normal thing now yeah it
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 10: was like those zip ups in the front so then
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 10: we just like threw them down the into your footies
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 10: yeah right and we're so stupid because we're so young
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 10: we hid them under a desk in plain sight like
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 10: all the candy that we took and then our parents
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 10: found out and they took us straight back to the
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 10: grocery store and then the manager like sat us up
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 10: at the registers and just yelled at us in front
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 10: of all the employees yeah for stealing and then yeah
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 10: It was pretty bad.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: I think it was, yeah, five or six years old
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: when that happened.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Did you ever do it again?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Hell no.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: I did a radio stunt where they made me go
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: steal something. This guy in Florida, he's 33. He's looking
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: to make some money. So he robbed the bank, as
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: you do. I mean, that's the way to do it.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: And they have money.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: You want money.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: Go get money.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just go get it. So Robert goes into the bank.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: It's about one in the afternoon, demands the money, implying
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: that he's got a gun on him. So he takes
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: the money. Changes his clothes in the parking lot, gets away. Now,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: this is the guy's second robbery this year. Police arrest
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: him because his mom turned him in.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: Good for her.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: That sucks. That sucks.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: A few hours after the robbery, she called the cops
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: and told them that her son was the one who
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: did it. He was out on bond for the first
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: bank robbery. The mom had just had enough of his
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: shenanigans and she turned him in. That was enough.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: I think that's what she should do.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: I agree. Why does that suck, Jeff?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: I just, ah. Your mom never turned you in? My
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: mom never turned me in, which is good. Yeah, she
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: was ride or die.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 12: When I used to have to clean up the freeway,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 12: she would even make me food to take in the morning.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: So she's OG. So I guess I was kind of
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: spoiled in that regard. You wouldn't knock your kids out?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 12: If they did something bad, yeah, I probably would. But
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 12: I just think it sucks for the guy because he
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 12: probably thought, man, I'll be good. And then mom gets
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 12: home and she turns him in. It's one thing for
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 12: something kind of low level, man. But robbing a bank?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 12: That is a little bit more high level, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And for the second time, mom kind of gave him a, maybe,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know, did she know about the first one?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: He got a pass.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: Let's assume she gave him a break on the first one.
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  Speaker 3: Right and you got to get into her mind she's
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: doing it because mentally for her she failed yeah.
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  Speaker 10: She's bad yeah also also i would say cultural cultural
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  Speaker 10: damn i try to use big words it doesn't work
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 10: what's the word i was gonna say cultural cultural thing
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 10: uh cultural i should have just said white people with
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 10: like yeah with white families i know we'll like cut
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 10: each other off and like throw each other under the
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 10: bus or like turn them in like it's nothing But, like,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 10: with my other friends that are non-white, like, their family.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: Members could, yeah, do whatever. They're not going to narc
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: them out. But they don't cut each other off?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 19: No.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 18: Really?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I know plenty of people. I know, like,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: there's a lot of grudges. Yeah, a lot of grudges.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: But you're still going to see them at the family party.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: But they don't go no-go.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 10: I have family members that have not talked to each
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 10: other over, like, some truck sale from, like, 30 years ago.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 10: Like, yeah, it's... It's way different.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 12: I can see your perspective, though, Greg, and what you're
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 12: explaining about the mom. So maybe sucks wasn't the right word.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 12: Sucks for him that his mom snitched on him, but yeah.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 12: How could he have avoided that, Greg? By not doing it.
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  Speaker 4: By not robbing the bank.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 9: It was unavoidable.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: Or with all that money, renting his own apartment.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: All of it avoidable.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, my mom turned me in. I think I
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: told the story, right? My friends and I, we lifted
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: the answer key. It was like a vocabulary quiz book.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: You guys are bad.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you got away with that. I didn't know
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: your mom busted you.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: My mom busted me. He said that.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: And I don't remember? Crazy. What?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: So my friend and I, one of us went up.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: I forget who did what. But one of us went
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: up there, asked the teacher a question so that she
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: would have her back turned while the other one came
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: up and just took the answer.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 9: You did it while she was in the room?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: And all the other kids were there, too.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 11: Damn.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: And they didn't even see it. So, like, we just
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: swiped the answer key off the desk.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: And then we turned it into a business where, you know,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: whatever the.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: You want the answer?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, whatever the assignment was for that week,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: I would just go down to the library. My buddy
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: would go down to the library, whoever had the study hall,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: and it was like a dime per copy.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: In the copy machine in the school library and we
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: would just run copies off. It cost us 10 cents
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: to make the copy. We'd sell them for a dollar.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: So we were killing it.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Suddenly my classroom's full of geniuses.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: So nobody ratted us out. None of the people that
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: we were selling to ratted us out. But I was
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: the one that was holding on to the answer key
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: and I brought it home and I would take the
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: drawer out of my desk in my bedroom and pull
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: it all the way out like all the way out
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: past the slides put the book inside and then put
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: the drawer back so that you open the drawer you
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: don't see it in the drawer That's a good place
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: to hide it. You have to remove the drawer, like
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: a little secret compartment, you know?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: Now, my mom is a, you know, OCD, clean, neat
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: freak like Greg is. Yeah, yeah. To much of a
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: degree that I am. You are. And so, yeah, she
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: was pulling furniture away from the wall and vacuuming, you know,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: behind it. And she's like, what is this? And it said,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: you know, teacher's edition.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: Man, she grabbed me. We went right into the car
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: and we drove to the school. She drove me to
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: the office, brought me in, sat me in front of
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: the principal's office and put it on the desk. Look
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: what I found in our house. And then I was screwed.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 9: Was there any begging or anything on the way? Any negotiating?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: No, I kept my mouth shut.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: I didn't beg.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: I knew I was busted.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: And then you could do it at that point.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: I think it just makes it worse.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 12: I was always more afraid of the consequences from my
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 12: mom than any teacher, any cop, anyone else.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: I was more afraid.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 12: I remember you talk about being entrepreneurial in school.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: There's a word for you. Yeah. Entrepreneurial. You're rubbing off
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: on me, man. I used to sell some stuff in school.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: Let's just say you smoke it.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 12: Herbs, and my mom found my stash that I was
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 12: selling at school, and she dumped it all in the toilet.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, brutal.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 12: Which was brutal, and then just proceeded to just get
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 12: every weapon she could and try to beat that out
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 12: of me.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, so your mom wasn't a snitch, but she dealt
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: with you.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, so that's the difference.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 10: I'm not saying that's... yeah that's not gonna happen for.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: Sure it's not like she's like my baby.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: No she had her own scale of punishment her own
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: justice I wasn't physically afraid of my mother like for
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: her whipping my ass because she was small and you
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: know she tried to I remember one time she tried
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: to spank me and all I could do was laugh
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: yeah I was just laughing and she got mad that'll
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: do it you know because she was just so frustrated
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: she didn't know what to do But man, I tell you,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: my buddy's mom, that's the one. I think I told you,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: my buddy Ralston. My buddy Ralston, his mom was no joke.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: And she would beat other people's kids. So if it
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: was Ralston and I and she busted us, she'd whip
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: my ass too.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 9: And you'd have to take it?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: You're not my mom. Yeah, that's just how it was.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: No, you're not my mom. She'd smack me for that too.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 9: And would your mom find out?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Did she hit you?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: No, because she would call my mom and say, I
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: just busted Ralston and blah, blah, blah. And then I
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: was in trouble at home. Oh, yeah. Dude, his mom,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: everybody was afraid of his mom. All my babysitters had
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: green lights for my mom, too. So she gave all
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: the women green lights to whoop on us.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: I got beaten by a friend's mom, but accidentally because
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: they're Swedish and Lisa and her mom were arguing in
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: the car in Swedish. I had no idea what they're
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: talking about. I'm just looking out the window of the car.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, while the mom's driving, she reaches
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: behind and goes, Lisa! And she's like, wham, wham, wham, wham.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: And she's hitting me the whole time.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: And I'm looking at Lisa like, I don't know what
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: I did. I'm just sitting here. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: that's hilarious.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it was like, sounds like.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: I only learned one thing in swedish that's hey though
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: couscous meaning bye kiss kiss that was all.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: I learned uh 877 44 woody text us 22987 more
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: woody shows next.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: It doesn't sound or look appealing at all oh my.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: God you should totally do it gloria it's not for
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: everybody the woody show will be right back.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 18: Look at that.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's lovely.
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  Speaker 7: The Woody Show.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: So casseroles. The best.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: Like I'm saying, let's come up with five.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 11: Oh, okay.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: So tuna noodle.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: That's got to be in there. That's a classic.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: What else?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 11: Cheesy potato.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 9: Cheesy potato.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is that like a hash brown casserole?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 9: But it's different than tater tot hot dish because that
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 9: has like ground beef at the bottom.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 9: So we could do both of those if we want
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 9: two potato options.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: Let's do the hash brown casserole.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: I feel like that's even on a menu like a
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: cracker barrel. Oh, it's the best. Hash brown casserole.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 9: And what about like chicken broccoli rice?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: That's another classic.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a classic.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: That's a classic one. What else on the text over
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: to 22987? What is it? Chicken and rice.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: Chicken and rice isn't there a rice.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 9: And broccoli one too yeah just one can have chicken
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 9: one we just do cheesy broccoli there you go.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: I think we had to put even you know i'm
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: going somewhere with this okay uh you're talking about green
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: bean casserole is oh yeah love it and the other
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: one we're talking about with uh like a thanksgiving would
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: be sweet potato casserole that's the kind that has the
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: um The marshmallows? The marshmallows on the top.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Like a sweet casserole.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: I always skip the marshmallow, but yeah, that's good.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: You skip the marshmallow?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 9: I've never been into that casserole.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: That's like skipping the French fried onions on the green
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: bean casserole. What are you tripping?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: I do mix syrup into it, though. It's quiet, man.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 18: It's quiet.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: We're going somewhere with this. We're just going somewhere with this, man.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: We'll let you know when we're there. There was one
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: that I looked up. It sounds so good. It's called
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: the King Ranch Chicken Casserole. So it's Tex-Mex style. With
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: layers of corn tortillas, diced chicken, creamy mushrooms.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, you know what we're forgetting?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: Green chilies.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: Like an enchilada.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Oh. That's like an enchilada.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 9: Almost like a Mexican lasagna.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: I've heard it called something else.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Or like taco bake.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm thinking of.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: That's a popular one.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: I think I'm taco bake. Enchiladas, yeah.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: There's one called Million Dollar Chicken Casserole. So that's like
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: creamy chicken.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: With like a cheese sour cream style.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: And then like a crunchy topping.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: What's it called?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: It's called the Million Dollar Chicken Casserole. Yeah, taco-baked casserole.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: So taco meat layered with tortillas and cheese.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 9: I got no problem with that.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: Even mac and cheese is considered a casserole.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like baked pastas.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I guess like baked ziti.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Ziti, yeah.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't baked ziti be a casserole?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, technically.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: Have you had baked ziti, Menace? I don't know what
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: that is.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: Big ziti's on the list.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: Pasta. The big tubular pasta.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: I'm like penne.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: But it's smooth. There's no ridges on it. It's not
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: ribbed for your pleasure. It's got the tomato sauce. They
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: put it in a casserole dish and then they cover
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: it with a mozzarella cheese. Okay.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen the casseroles that you do the-
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Breakfast casserole?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Like the egg casseroles. Those are good. Have you seen
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: the ones where you put biscuits on top and then
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: put it in the oven? So it's like a biscuit topping.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: That was good.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 9: You could even do a chicken pot pie that way.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: All right. So like tuna noodle casserole. That's the one
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: my mom would make all the time. I really like
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: that one.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: I haven't had it in 30 years.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: Now, who is best for like hash brown casserole?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 9: I could do it. I've done it many times.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: You can do that one?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 9: Many times.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: Greg, out of these, are there any that you think
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: you would be good? Or where's Jeff G?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: I could do.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: Because Jeff G, I know, he's a casserole man, too.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: The best.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you have green bean casserole in there,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: I think I'm pretty good at that.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: All right, so Greg on that one.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: Shut up, man.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Gina. All right. And then Woody on that one.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: Out of these, Jeff, what do you think would be your...
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: Your specialty. Your best.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 12: Well, I'll tell you, my wife makes a fire sweet
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 12: potato one.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: Did somebody take that already? A sweet potato casserole?
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: She's really good at that.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Sweet. Yeah.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: So that's Jeff. What about the, could you have mentioned
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: something about the taco bake one too? Well, I could
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: do like an enchilada stack for you. That would be
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: kind of fire. Not your traditional casserole, but we could
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: figure that out.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 9: No, my husband loves making those. That's like a guy thing.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 9: I'm not surprised you make one.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: Does that count as a casserole?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: It's like layer tortilla sauce.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, so Jeff.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: It's basically a bunch of enchiladas just smashed together. Like
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: chicken and rice, the casserole. You're from Kansas. Could you
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: handle that?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 9: I've done it many times.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: All right. So, okay. Jeff, here's what we got. Tuna
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: noodle casserole.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: Hash brown casserole. Got it? Chicken and rice casserole.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: Got it?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: Yep. Green bean casserole. Got it. The enchilada stack.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: Sweet potato casserole.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: And then baked ziti.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: So make sure we have here. I'll give you that
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: while you get that together.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 7: Yes, sir.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: And then I'll explain minutes where we're going with this.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: All right. Because you stated you hate casseroles.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: Well, the only one I had was that green bean one.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 10: And then you guys told me all these other casseroles
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 10: that I possibly had.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: The one that you had.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 10: Because I didn't really consider them casseroles.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: To be fair, it was too watery.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: How does it get watery?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Because you really have to squeeze out the green beans.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was a green bean casserole.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: I think when it was made, they just kind of
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: dumped the whole can with the water and everything.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: It was very watery.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: All right, so while Jeff is getting the rest of
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: this kind of stuff here together for us, we're going
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: to check in with Menace. It's his birthday now.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: It's October, and you know what that means. It's Menace's
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: birthday month.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 19: The countdown is on.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: All right. Menace's birthday month. It is October.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: He is a man that not only celebrates his birthday,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: not just a birthday week or a birthday weekend. It's
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: a birthday month. And he has come up with his
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: wish list of things that he wants.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: Bucket list.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: Bucket list of things that he wants to do. We
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: do have that posted. It's on our Instagram.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: At The Woody Show. You can check it out there.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: And we have some fans of the Menace birthday month.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 11: Hi.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 18: Big fan of the show. I have no idea what
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 18: the segment is called that Menace does his late night monologue.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 18: Hilarious.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: Loves that.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 18: I mean, here, jerking, funny, the stuttering. It's like my child,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 18: you know, trying to tell a story.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: It's so good.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 18: Menace, you are a gem to this earth.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 18: Keep doing what you're doing, buddy. Happy birthday month.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: Yep. Loves the birthday month. Loves the Menace late night
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: monologue week in review or whatever we called it. Loves that. Menace,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: where are we at on the list?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 10: I think we're doing pretty good. So number one is
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 10: give away an extreme weekend trip to London. That's going
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 10: to happen no matter what. So I think we should
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 10: give that away towards the end of the month. Stay
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 10: the night at the Incredibles house at Disney Cotino.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Nothing.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: Nothing. Nothing in progress. That's such a good one. Just
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: give me the ones that we have movement on. Okay, so.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: So we have movement on the extreme weekend trip to
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: Raising Cane's in London. Yeah, that's good. So leave on
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: a Friday, come back on a Sunday. Just to go
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: to London for the new Raising Cane's that they're opening there.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: And bring a listener. Stay at a hotel and everything.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we'll stay the night at a hotel.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: It's like one night.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because we'll get there Saturday afternoon.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 10: And then we'll leave Sunday afternoon.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 10: Uh, the other movement is desert surf. I'll take a
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 10: listener with me to go check out desert surf and we'll, uh,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 10: take some surf lessons, surf lessons together. They DM me
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 10: just recently. So we'll try to work that out. And then, uh,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 10: the other ones were a street fighter movie screening. I
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 10: had somebody hit me up so that they have access
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 10: to a theater. So we're trying to coordinate that with
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 10: a bunch of listeners.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: How does that work? I know people do that every
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: once in a while. They'll get a theater for a
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: birthday or something. If you rent the theater, can you
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: just pick whatever movie?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 10: That part, I don't know.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: You just buy all the seats at that showing?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: This is like a screening of the new Street Fighter movie.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: You say, oh, we want it to be the new
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: Street Fighter.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 10: I think you can buy out the theater and do that,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 10: but I'm doing it through a sponsor who sponsors a
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 10: theater already, so they have access to it. Uh, and
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 10: then it looks like the two television giveaway is going
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 10: to happen. So I'm going to give away a TV
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 10: in person and then give a TV away on our Instagram.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 10: 98 inches.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: Okay. So make sure you're following us at the Woody
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: show on Instagram.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: And then.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: Dr. Terry Dubrow.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 7: Come on.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: What's the latest?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: I have his contact information for his booker. I handed
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: it over to Jeff.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: So we'll see where we're at with that. Oh my God.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: Fingers crossed. But everything else is pretty much still up
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: in the air.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: So 1, 4, 8, 11, and 12. There's a movement on.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: If you're playing along at home.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: It's like a bingo card. If you go to our Instagram,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: you can see Menace's birthday month list. And we'll let
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: you know as things unfold, especially for the TV giveaways
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: or to join Menace at the surf thing or the
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: screening of the Street Fighter movie or especially that extreme
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: weekend trip to Raising Cane's in London.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll let you know how you can win all that.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: It'll be fun.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: All right, now, Menace.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: How are we looking over here, Jeff?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: We're good? We're done. Yep. We're done? All right.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Sammy's.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: Doing awesome.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're all set. We just got to put one
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: on there.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 7: One on there.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: All right, so all those casseroles that we decided what
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: would be good ones and then who would be able
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: to make one to an acceptable level, they've all been
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: put on the wheel, Menace.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: Wheel of casseroles. It's the wheel of casseroles.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: Because I think you have, I'm convinced that you have
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: a problem with the word casserole. You're being hung up
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: on the word. I think it's kind of when people go, oh,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: it's a whatever pizza. And it's not, it's not like
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: dough and marinara sauce and cheese. It's, like a cookie
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: crust and they put ice cream on it. And people,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: they think it's basically putting ice cream on top of
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: like a regular tomato and mozzarella pizza. And so they get,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: they get mixed with the word pizza. I think casserole
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: is kind of throwing you off.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 9: Like a one dish meal.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: Because you love, you love a lot of these, you
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: love a lot of these ingredients that go into like a,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: like the enchilada stack.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 7: Sure.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: You like enchiladas.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 10: The enchilada one I've probably had before.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, chicken and rice You like chicken and rice?
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 10: I do Okay I mean, out of everything that you
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 10: listed Only three of them probably Don't sound like ass to.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: Me Where's my list, Jeff? That I gave you.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah I'll tell you what's ass and what's not.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: Ass Okay Tuna noodle casserole Ass, straight up ass Why ass?
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: Because you like tuna In certain forms Okay, well this
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: is Do you like tuna fish sandwiches? Nope You don't?
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: No Really? You just like it raw?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah All right. Hash brown casserole.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 11: I'm in.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: He's in. Chicken and rice.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: In.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's chicken and rice.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: What could be wrong with that?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: That's something I'm excited for.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: We already know how you feel about green bean casserole.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: We're convinced you just have... But also vegetable, right?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: He's had a bad experience.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: The enchilada stack.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: I'm in. Big Ziti. Don't really know.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: You would love it.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 10: There's no.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: There's no.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: Pasta.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 9: There's nothing wrong with Big Ziti.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: Do you like.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: Pasta.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: And cheese.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: So that's what it is.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: You would love it.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: And then a sweet potato casserole.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: Ass. Ass.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: God, it's like pumpkin pie. Why ass?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: I hate sweet potato.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, there you go. All right.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: Hate it. Well, those are all up on the wheel.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: Now we think maybe you just haven't had the right one.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Right?
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: Like you just haven't, you're just kind of writing it off.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: So on the wheel of casseroles, you're going to spin
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: it and whichever one it lands on, we've already determined
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: who's going to make the different ones. So go step
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: up to the wheel. Okay.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 9: Here we go.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: And give it a spin.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: He's acting like it's a punishment.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like he's going to the electric chair.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 9: He gets a homemade dish.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's always bitching about, like, where's the food? I'm hungry.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: Where's the cheeky?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: Cheeky. All right, go ahead.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: Spin it.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: Wheel of Casserole. On the move.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: That's a good spin.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: I'm so rooting for the tuna casserole.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, hell no.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: That sounds so good.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: With peas? Something good. Half round. Let's do a half round.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: All right. A sophisticated pal like Menaces is being subjected
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: to casseroles?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: And it's going to land on.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: Yes!
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Let's go! All right.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: It's the enchilada stack. Thank you, Jesus. That's the first one.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 4: So now that one comes off. Jeff will make the
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: enchilada stack. Thank you, Jeff. Is that who agreed to
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: that one? Yeah, Jeff agreed to that one.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 7: I'm excited.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: And then once you try that one, we'll spin it
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: until you try the next one.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, because it's the birthday month.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we're going into a time of the year
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: where there's a lot of opportunity to be bringing things
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: like a sweet potato casserole or green bean casserole, things
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: like this, to these family functions. Why would you do
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: that to people?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 9: Because it's delicious and they love it.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: All right, so there you go. Coming in hot. The
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: enchilada stack. First one up on the wheel of casserole.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 19: Menace's birthday month.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: Sponsored by the letter L for loser and by the
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: number zero.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: The official percentage that a grown man with a birthday
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: month could ever be cool. The Woody Show.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: Welcome back. I think we're all set up and ready
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: to go. It's time to play Fat Chick, Skinny Chick.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: We always get volunteers. We have no end to the
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: list of volunteers for people to just answer the questions.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: And then we have to use those questions and the
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: answers that we get to try to guess who Is
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: this a fat chick or a skinny chick? No in-betweenies.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing vague.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: That's the rule.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: No midsize.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Exactly.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no midsize sedans.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: Nope.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: We're either talking third row.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: Or like super mini cooper yeah all right exactly all
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: right now if you would like to volunteer for a
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: future round of fat chick skinny chick you can send
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: us an email email at the woody show.com it's uh
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: my wife's favorite game that we play if guess who's
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: gas is greg's favorite my wife's is skinny chick and
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: it all started with a uh a personal trainer that
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: i had and we were wrapping up and uh She goes, oh,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 4: that's not what I was expecting. The next client walked in.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: I just talked to this woman the other day on
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: the phone and she was expecting like a 300 pounder
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 4: to walk in. And this woman was like pretty ripped.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: And I guess based on because they were asking about, oh,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: tell me about your activity level and these different things
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: and diet stuff. Lifestyle. She was expecting this bigger woman
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: to walk in and she wasn't at all. And she goes, wow,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: I got that. She goes, you know what? That's the
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 4: way it is all the time. You never know. And
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: so that many years ago, I'm like, that could be
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: a fun game.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: It sure could.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And we have been wrong so many times on
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: this game. If you're the volunteer, you get a prize
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: just for volunteering and answering these questions honestly. let's go
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: and say hello to our person. This is Brittany.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: Hi, Brittany. Hey, Brittany.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: Hi, it's Brittany, everybody. So we're going to we're going
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: to ask some questions. All you have to do, Brittany.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: is just answer these questions honestly. Don't try to throw
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 4: us off. Just give us your actual answers to these questions,
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 4: and then we'll try to figure out what's going on here.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: Fat chick, skinny chick, who would like to go first
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: with the question?
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: I'll take it.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: What would you say is your favorite item on a buffet? Ooh,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: that's a new one. Yeah, it is.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: I always do new ones.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 8: Steak, prime rib.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: Prime rib. Oh, prime rib. Like from the carving station? Oh,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: the carve, yeah.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 7: Fancy.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: It's good.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, it tells you what kind of buffet she gets.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: When you do go out to the buffet, for example,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: and you want to, quote, dress up, do you think
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: those T-shirts that women wear with the shoulders cut out
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: are fancy?
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: The cold shoulder.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 4: Not fancy.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, good.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 9: How would you rate your sleep on a scale of
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 9: 1 being the worst to 10 being the best?
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 8: I have young kids, so I guess six, seven.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 4: Young kids.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: How many kids do you have?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: Three.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 11: Three.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: And how is the oldest? Or I should say, what's
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: the youngest?
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 7: Three weeks.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Three weeks.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 10: How many cruises have you been on?
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 8: I have been on one cruise.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: One cruise.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 6: And are you, so you're married or just in a relationship?
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 8: Um, engaged.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: Engaged.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: How long was this cruise and what was the destination?
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 8: Um, it was seven days and I went to Ensenada.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 11: Fun.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: Seven days, Ensenada.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: Uh, yeah. So you said you're, uh, you're engaged. Now
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: all three of these kids is with the same dude?
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: No. No.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: All right. So like, uh, how many different baby daddies?
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 13: Two.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 4: Two. Okay. Um, Have you ever participated in any kind
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 4: of like cause-based march?
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: March is no rallies.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: If you go to a bar, what's your favorite drink?
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 8: Jack and Coke.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: Nice. Not diet?
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 5: Regular? Regular.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 4: So there's my standard question. I always ask this question.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: If you're going to have a soda, is it regular
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 4: or diet? Regular.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 8: Regular.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: Regular.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: What's your favorite reality show? Is it Housewives, Thousand Pound Sisters?
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: Is it Honey Boo Boo?
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 8: I love the Real Housewives of Orange County.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: OC, Housewives.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: Did you play an instrument in high school?
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 8: No, not in high school.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: Did you play any sports in high school?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 8: I was a four-year varsity cheerleader.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: Varsity cheerleader. Four years?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: Four years. Okay, so were you a gymnast?
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: Do you have any tattoos?
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 8: I do.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 11: Where?
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: Where on your body?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 8: Arms, back, down my side, on my legs.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: Any cartoon characters included in those?
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 8: No. No? Okay.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: Good question.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: Do people usually think that you look older or younger
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: than your actual age?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: Younger.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: Younger.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 9: Is your hair color a color found in nature or
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 9: is it like dyed a crazy color?
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 8: It's highlighted, like blonde. Oh, highlighted.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 10: Do you have an iPhone or an Android?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: I was just going to ask that question, Dennis. I
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: was just going to ask that question.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 8: I have an iPhone.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: iPhone. All right.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: What kind of music do you like to listen to?
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 8: I listen to alternative. I listen to hip hop and
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 8: I like EDM.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: Do you have a dog or a pet?
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 8: I do have a dog.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: You have a dog. What kind of dog?
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 8: It's a Rottweiler.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 7: A Rottweiler.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 4: So that's got to go out for walks. Okay. What
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 4: kind of milk do you buy for the house? Whole milk, 2%, skim, oat?
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 18: 1%.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, 1%. Do you think the Fast and the Furious
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: movies are cool?
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 8: I do like the Fast and the Furious movies.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: I've been locked for a while.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: I just like asking questions. It's fun. Have you ever
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 4: been a mistress? Have you ever been the side chick?
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: What's your favorite salad dressing?
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 7: Caesar. Caesar?
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 8: I love me a Caesar.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 6: Do you have a gym membership?
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: Like, do you work out? Not currently.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: Can you name a food that is a zero-point food
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 4: on Weight Watchers?
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: Okay. Do you have any facial piercings?
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 8: I have a nose piercing, my septum's pierced, and I
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 8: have a lip piercing.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: I think Greg's locked.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: I'm locked.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 4: Do you prefer thongs or boy shorts?
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 8: Boy shorts.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: I think I'm locked. Yeah, I'm locked. Anybody have any
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: other questions?
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: I'm locked.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: No, that's pretty good.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'll throw the standard question out there. Do
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 4: you do anal? Yeah, standard.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 4: Not lately.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: I asked it once, and then every time I don't
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: ask it, the text goes, hey, man, where's the question?
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: People get pissed. I don't know about pissed, but they go, hey, man,
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: you didn't ask your question.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: I'll have to check the text on that one.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 17: All right.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 4: I think I'm locked in.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: I'm locked.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, locked.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: Okay. Seabass and Menace were the first to lock in.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 4: I'll go to them first. Seabass, what do you got?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: Well, I think the cruise to a trashy tourist destination,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: liking Fast and the Furious- Um, it's, you know, the,
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: the tattoos, the kids, it's, I don't see anything on
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: here that's really skinny at all.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: The Jack and Coke.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 10: The Rottweiler. Never met a skinny person with a Rottweiler. Uh,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 10: and the other, I mean, I literally only have one
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 10: thing in the skinny column.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: Which is?
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 4: Is the two baby daddies.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 11: Really?
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: Once in a while. Yeah. Cause like, I don't, I
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: don't know how to explain it.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: You stay hot.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you say hi, and yeah, they can look past
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 10: you having another kid.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: Right. All right.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: Gina Grad.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, mine was pretty neck and neck for a while,
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 9: but then Fat won out.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: A lot of interesting stuff.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 9: When she started naming all the tattoos, I thought, well, that,
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 9: I mean, I'm just assuming there's a lot of canvas
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 9: because it's a lot of tattoos.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: I put the tattoos in the skinny column. Oh, really?
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: I was just going by, like, acreage.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 4: Because it draws a lot of attention, right? And so
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't think that you would want to draw a lot. Like,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 4: I don't. That's why I don't tuck my.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: Shirt in, for example. I think it's the other way around.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: It's a different day and age, man.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: I think it's the other way around.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 9: So I'm going with that.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 10: And you guys had a great question about the cartoon characters.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Now she said no, which actually is lean skinny. Yeah.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 4: Greg Gorey.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: My columns were essentially neck and neck. I think the
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: cheerleader thing is making me lean skinny. I don't know why.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: iPhone skinny.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had those too.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: You know, just overall, the only thing I had in
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: the questionable is engaged, not married or divorced or anything
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: like that. I wasn't sure about that. But overall, skinny.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 10: Sammy.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 4: Sammy.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: I went fat. The Rottweiler to me is really what
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: sealed it.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 14: Because I just don't think that it's just difficult to be.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: Small and have a Rottweiler, I would think.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 14: And the four-year varsity cheer, not being a gymnast, to
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 14: me says powerhouse.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 4: Oh. Like the base.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: Yes. Is that what we call it?
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: Powerhouse?
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You're lifting human beings.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: That's a fun one.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 4: I'm not familiar with that term. I hadn't heard that term.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 11: Powerhouse.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: In the cheerleading world.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 4: That's a fun euphemism.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 6: So, yeah, I'm saying fat.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: Uh, Greg, I think you and I are the only
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 4: ones who went skinny on this one.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 4: Now here's what I had in the fat column. I
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: did have the cruise to Ensenada.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 4: Uh, the Jack and the Coke. Um, I put the 1% milk,
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 4: but that's the same as I, you know, regular and
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 4: diet soda.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 4: Fast and Furious, her favorite salad dressing is Caesar. But
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 4: in the skinny column, let's start with her name. The
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 4: name Brittany I just had in the skinny column. She's
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 4: not been to any cause-based marches. Lots of tats. I
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 4: read that, like I mentioned, that's drawing a lot of
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 4: attention to, and they're all over the place.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: It wasn't just ankle and wrist.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: Let me give you the reason behind that. It's also
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: the reason that big girls have Bunch of weird crap
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: on their hair and their nails. It's easier to do
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: that than to lose weight.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: I have the iPhone in the skinny column. I have
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 4: the fact you can't name a zero point food for
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: weight watchers in the skinny column. I forgot about that.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 4: I had the dog. You guys had the dog in
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 4: the fat column.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: I had it in skinny.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 4: I had the dog in the skinny column. And the
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 4: other one, she said boy shorts over thongs. And I
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 4: think skinny girls get away with the boy shorts more because,
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 4: you know, again, it accentuates. Like, again, I'm a fat guy.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 4: I don't tuck my shirt in because all it does
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: is accentuate belly.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 4: Like, I think boy shorts would just accentuate.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: It also keeps clothing from hiding an ass.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 4: It's getting sucked up in there. I locked in at skinny,
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 4: myself and Greg, and then we got Seabass, Menace, Gina,
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 4: and Sammy, who are all. On the fat side.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: Are we ready?
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: So ready.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: So excited.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 4: Good one. All right. Look, there are no losers here because,
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 4: you know, it just guesses yeah but here we go
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 4: you ready on the count of three we have a
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 4: photo the only person who is known so far is
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 4: morgan she's the one that sets these all up and
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 4: so she has the photo which we are going to
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: open up here in just a moment are you ready
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: yeah uh-huh on the count of three one two three
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: I was so wrong.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: She is a big, beautiful woman.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 4: Easy peasy.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, dude.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 4: This is such a mom photo because I could see the...
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: It's in... She's taking, like, a selfie photo in a mirror,
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 4: and it says... Well, the little, like, play bouncy thing
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 4: is on the floor of the bath, and then the
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 4: tub is one of the baby washing stations and stuff
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: like that. And look what's above the tub, Greg. And
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 4: she's got a sign.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 9: No, the bathroom's very cute.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: Greg's got a type of sign.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's... Well, there's a sign that says, winning in progress,
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 3: do not disturb.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 4: Love that. The Yankees.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: What is.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 4: What does the other sign above the tub say there, Brittany?
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 3: It's backwards.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 4: It says something heart.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 9: Something the day.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 8: Honestly, that's my parents' house. I don't know. My mom's
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 8: the sign lady, not me.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: It's a very cute bathroom.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's a winning in progress Do Not Disturb
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 4: New York Yankees door hanger on the doorknob there.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: They haven't won in quite some time.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 4: A lot of signs.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: Leather tops.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 4: Brittany, thank you so much for volunteering. And just to
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 4: make it clear, nobody held a gun to your head
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 4: and said that you had to participate in this contest, right?
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: Can you confirm that?
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 8: So beyond excited to participate.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: We love you, Brittany.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 4: And just for being such a great sport, we are
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 4: setting you up with a prize. So you are a
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 4: winner here on this round of Fat Chicks Can Eat Chick.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 4: All right, Brittany, thank you so much for listening to
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: Woody's show.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 11: We love you.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 4: And hang on one second, and we'll get your information, okay?
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 16: Thank you.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 4: There's Brittany, everybody. If you'd like to volunteer for a
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 4: future round of Fat Chick, Skinny Chick, well, just send
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 4: us an email. Email at thewoodyshow.com. Morgan goes through all those,
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 4: and she gets a little list going together. And from there,
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 4: it's just based on availability. We'll ask you, like, hey,
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 4: what are you available? And then based on how that
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 4: works with the show schedule, that's who we go with.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 4: And then you can win a prize. Again, email at thewoodyshow.com.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 4: We'll take a quick break.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 6: More.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 4: What a show is next.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: The Woody show.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 4: We will be right back. Uh, is the end near? Yes.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 4: It depends. He has a lot of people seem to
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 4: think so about one in three people believe that we
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: are currently living in the end times for one reason
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 4: or another. Um, And that is not a fringe position
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 4: just by the doomsday people.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 4: I mean, it cuts across everybody, you know, from, you know,
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 4: Silicon Valley to the evangelical people, the climate activist people.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: Preppers.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the prepper people. Menace, you're kind of part of
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 4: that prepper community. Yeah, oh, for sure. Menace is waiting for,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 4: he's got, you know, solar this and buckets of. He
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 4: loves a good kid. I just got a Starlink, all
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: that kind of stuff.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 4: Ready to go. Menace is getting ready.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 10: I'm more afraid of something that people are not going
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 10: to be as clear-headed as. You ever hear that story
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 10: about the Russian submarine where the guy running it got
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 10: a false alarm that there was an attack?
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 4: That sounds familiar. Yeah.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 10: It was during, I think, the Cuban Missile Crisis. And
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 10: he could have easily hit a button and just shot
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 10: a nuclear weapon towards America, probably in the Florida area.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 10: But he's like, ah, something isn't right. So he called
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 10: it off and he is credited to stopping nuclear war
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 10: during that time. But now with, I don't know, all
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 10: this misinformation and fake.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 4: Videos and all this kind of stuff.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 10: Somebody's going to get a message like that and they're
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 10: going to think it's real and they are going to
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 10: hit the button and that's going to suck.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 4: But like, are we past the whole one guy, one
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: button thing?
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: Are we?
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 4: Isn't it mostly like you see in like a movies,
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 4: like there's two keys and both people have to put
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 4: a key at the same time and both turn at
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 4: the same time.
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  Speaker 5: Something.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 10: I know for the US, but what about everybody else?
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 9: Does Kim Jong-un have a guy?
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 4: With a key. Yeah. So I don't know about like
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 4: all the apocalyptic stuff. I'm just thinking like, man, the
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 4: stuff that seems to be death by a thousand paper cuts,
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 4: all these little things that are all kind of adding up.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 4: And I think it's under that pressure that people are
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 4: starting to, it's starting to wear on people. And I'm
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 4: trying to keep a perspective and what, like down to
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 4: things like, you know, yes to AI, not knowing what's
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 4: real and what's not real. But then also, like, where
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 4: everything is, quote.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: Fixed, right?
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: There's different conspiracy theories that you hear about, you know, oh, well,
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 4: so-and-so and whatever, like, sports all being fixed because now
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 4: the betting is so huge. Like, the betting is so
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: huge that, you know, none of that is real. There's
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 4: too much money. The NFL's making too much money from
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: all these betting platforms that now, you know, the fix
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 4: is in for the script and all that. And I
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 4: think Just collectively, all these little things just seem to
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 4: add up.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 9: And like we're doing it to ourselves.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 4: To getting people, and it becomes more like, I guess,
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 4: like a self-fulfilling prophecy.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 4: The other thing that seems to be pretty worrisome is, like,
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 4: I read a whole thing about how we're really kind
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 4: of setting up this next generation of young men, especially
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: because they're the ones who are really taken to it.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 4: the gambling stuff, right?
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah. I never really felt that way before,
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 4: but now it's like there's a prediction market about conspiracy theories.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a website, and people can put money on
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 4: disputed facts about the past instead of guessing what will
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 4: happen next. So you buy true or false contracts on
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 4: claims like COVID began as something in a laboratory. While
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 4: also submitting evidence to support your view, right?
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how does that end up? How do you end
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: up winning?
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 4: Wired Magazine. Yeah, is that a long play?
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: They always talk about, you know what a conspiracy theory is?
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 4: The truth that just takes a while to come out.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: Right. Sometimes.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard, but that's what people will say when
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 4: they're touting one.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I know, man, my buddy... I mean, his
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 4: son just graduated this past spring, but man, he and
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 4: his friends, they were betting on those marble races I
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 4: was telling you about.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 4: They're watching these people with this elaborate track setup. Uh-huh,
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 4: they're pretty cool. And it's like, which marble do you
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 4: think is going to get to the bottom of the
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 4: track first? Is it going to be the green one,
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: the blue one, the red one, the yellow one? And
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 4: they're betting real money. Now, these are college kids that
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 4: don't have it. And so some of these kids ended
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 4: up with already, even before they graduated college, like a legit...
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 4: Gambling problem.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that phrase, at-risk youth? This
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 3: person said, I'm an at-risk adult because I watch those
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: Marble videos and I would very much consider gambling. Oh,
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 3: my God. They're so addictive.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 10: Well, whose fault is it?
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? Great question.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 4: Whose fault is it? It's oversaturation of that, right? It's
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 4: just an oversaturation of all these opportunities to do it.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 4: And it's always the people that don't really have it
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 4: who end up losing it.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 10: Well, that goes to the lottery, too. It's just like,
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 10: at your brokest, you're like, well.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but now there's like 1,700 lotteries, though. It's like,
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 4: there was one lottery. Now there's 1,700. So it's like,
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 4: while you weren't necessarily interested in doing a quick pick
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 4: on a Powerball, you may be interested in losing some
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 4: money on marble races. Yeah. You may be interested in
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 4: losing money on, you know... Whatever this other thing is.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 9: But the other one's so beneath you.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 10: You know, you'll have all these idiots and they'll throw
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 10: out things like dopamine hits and crap like that. But
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 10: it's just like, you know, it's called free will and
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 10: being educated.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: But people are not.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 4: Well, just let them do it then.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 3: Or don't outlaw for everybody else.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 4: And it's weird because I do agree. I agree with
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 4: the idea that it's free will and all these other things.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 4: But the other side of the coin is actually true too.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 4: It does become everybody else's problem. It does because when
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 4: people are doing things or whatever that's costing society, you
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 4: now have a ton of people who Don't have a
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 4: place to live because they have this tremendous gambling problem.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 2: They whoopsied it all the way.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 4: Or they whatever. And now they have a crazy drug
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 4: problem or like the health care system is overtaxed on this.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: So therefore, everybody pays for the rest of us end
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 4: up paying for it. So free will. Yes.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 10: But well, if that happens in the person like loses
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 10: their home, loses the place that they live. are they
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 10: just going to sit there and do nothing for the
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 10: rest of their life?
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 4: Some people. Or did they learn a lesson? Some people.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 2: It usually takes a while.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 4: Some people. Some people will, man. Or some people are like,
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 4: you know what?
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 10: I have to get my itch together and get my
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 10: life together.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 3: That's one more win.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 4: I really don't feel like that. I can get it back.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 4: I really don't feel like that's most people. I don't
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 4: think that's the majority of those people. That is sad.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 4: Because it's an addiction, right? Like anything else, it's an addiction,
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 4: and you can't break it.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 10: Even with gambling, though, something else can happen in your
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 10: life and put you in that place.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 4: Gambling, for this, is just one of the examples. But
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 4: it's a whether it's you know addicted to social media
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 4: you know addicted to there's all these things that are
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 4: right i think contributing to the deterioration of people's spirit.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 3: True right overall you have to go on one side
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 3: of the other free will or not because let's say
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: menace has a massive gambling problem therefore what we should
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: do is prohibit greg from gambling Right. No, it makes
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: no sense. It's either all or nothing, in my opinion.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 3: You know, like everybody has access to it or nobody does.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's dangerous, you know, like the prediction market,
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 4: like being able to, I don't know, like it's one
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 4: thing on games. I know it probably doesn't make any sense.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 3: But when it comes down to meaningful things, you mean?
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 9: Or, you know, people's deaths.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: Right, consequential things.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all these like random things.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 4: Like, you know, down to, you know, what color the
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 4: Gatorade's going to be. I do love that.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: I do love those.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 4: That's been around before. No, I understand, but like it's
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 4: now to a much, it's exploded to a much greater degree.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 9: Before it will be wrangled at some point, but not yet.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 4: You used to have to try to find a place
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 4: that would take that bed.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 4: Now it's just, pfft.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, here.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 4: It's just right here.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 10: But before this discussion, it was social media. You know,
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 10: this is the next.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 4: But that's free.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 10: You don't have to pay for that. Yeah, but the
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 10: social media thing is just like, oh, they made it
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 10: super addictive. Yeah, they want to make a product that
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 10: you're on. Video games are going to create killers. Always
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 10: looking for somebody else to blame than yourself.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I know the truth hurts, but it is
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 4: what it is.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I do see Menace's point. And there
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 3: is always the fear du jour, you know, like now
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: it's AI or whatever the case may be. Used to be,
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 3: you know, rock. And then it was video games and.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 3: There's always something to be paranoid about.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but I don't, on the other hand, want to
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 9: sit and pat big corporations on the back for hacking
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 9: our brains. I'm like, good job, you figured out a
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 9: way around our dopamine hit. Also, I'm not excited about
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 9: them doing that.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 4: I can't think that you could make an argument where
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 4: social media has made the world a better place. No way.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 4: You can't. Yes, we now have to deal with it,
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 4: but has it really made the world a better place?
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 4: I would love to hear an argument on how it has.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 4: Not that there aren't positives here and there, but overall,
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 4: are people better off? Is society better?
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 9: A couple people are better off by making a lot
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 9: of money.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 4: Is it really great that everybody's got a quote platform?
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 4: Is it really that great?
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 2: I'm a content creator.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 4: Are we more united?
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 2: Propaganda machine on all sides.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 4: Now that part, I will not disagree with you at all.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 4: So there's somewhere there's a mix of what you're saying
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 4: and then... But you do have the power to log
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 4: in or log out.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 4: Well, I got a story about these two dudes, friends.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 4: They're hanging out and they're doing some drinking and some joking.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 4: And they thought, you know what would be funny?
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 11: What?
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 4: And then they both pulled their pants down and started
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 4: swinging their junk around. That's funny. Doing the helicopter, which
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 4: is what Gina Grad.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 3: Said she would do.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I want to do.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's your dream.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 2: It really is.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 4: Just bro-ing.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro-out.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 3: That's what you do with your friends. Get all naked.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 4: You know who didn't think it was so fun?
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 8: Who?
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 4: The woman and her one-year-old who happened to be walking
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 4: by and saw the whole thing happen.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 4: So she called the cops. The cops showed up. They
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 4: asked what was going on. The guys apologized, said, just joking.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 4: Didn't realize anybody else was around. They were arrested.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 9: Oh, for having good old-fashioned fun?
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for helicoptering.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 3: They were inside at the time? Where were they?
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 4: Wieners out. It didn't say.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 3: It just said.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 9: Standing on a park bench?
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 3: Out on the balcony or something?
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: At a picnic table?
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 4: Took their junk out and, you know, doing the helicopter.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 5: Eh, they're fine.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 4: It's all fun and games. Until a kid.
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 9: Until a lady walks by with her dumb kid.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 4: Whipping your hog out. Maury, what were you talking about?
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 4: Was it the Office Romeo guy?
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 6: Speaking of hogs. I have some interesting DMs and some
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 6: pictures that I've gotten from someone that used to work
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 6: here a long time ago.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 7: So, yeah.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 4: Do you want to hear them? Wait, is this a
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 4: person that we know?
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 6: I think you guys know.
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we've seen them.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 4: A while ago, a while ago. But doesn't work here anymore.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 4: Like, years ago. Were you guys friends? Or was he just,
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 4: he knew of you and he slid into your DMs?
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 6: And most of it was casual. In the beginning, anyways,
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 6: it was just responding to stories like, ha ha.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 6: But I wouldn't say we were friends, though.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 4: But I'm saying, like, other coworkers, you never, like, you
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 4: hang out with coworkers, you go out.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, no, no.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 2: And you didn't have each other's actual, like, cell phone numbers.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 4: No, not at all. I'm trying to get, like, his, man,
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 4: I've always, like, guys who send pictures like that. Like,
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 4: at what point do you pull the.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 3: Trigger, right?
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 4: Like, hmm. We're far enough down the road in this, like,
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 4: back and forth conversation.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 2: I think I know what you mean.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 4: This would be a good time to send that picture.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: Wait, do we know that we have D-pics from this guy?
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 6: Yes, we do. I printed them out so you guys
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 6: can see them.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 4: There you go, menace.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 6: There's kind of like a storyline here because I can't
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 6: decide if he's, like, into me or if he hates
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 6: me because he goes.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 4: Back and forth. You have said before that getting pictures
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 4: like this you find, in a way, flattering.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know if they're thinking of me
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 6: when they're doing what they're doing, but the fact that they.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 3: Thought to send it to me.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 4: They're messaging you.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 6: There's some level of respect there, right?
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 4: Do all the tricks.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 2: That's the first word.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 6: I mean, it is mutual respect.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 4: Let me ask you a question. So like Gina, Sammy,
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 4: I mean, on a regular basis, do people just send
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 4: you pictures like in your DMs?
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't open the pictures that get sent to
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 2: me in DMs.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 9: I'm sure you don't.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't know.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 14: If it's like, the picture will be blocked until you
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 14: accept it.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: Since I never know what it is, I won't accept it. Oh,
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 2: come on.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 4: But what if it's something really cool?
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what if it's like a picture of a million dollars?
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 10: Let me check them.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 9: To Morgan's point, I used to get these a lot,
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 9: but I think I.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: I have aged out. No, I just think you're like,
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 2: it's not really.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 4: You've matured out of your D pick stage.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 3: See, that's the thing.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe because I'm married or maybe I think it's just
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: because I'm old. I used to get them all the time.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 6: I don't think it's because you're old. No, because some
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 6: guys would be into you because.
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 2: You're a cougar. You can go to your hidden messages, right,
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 2: in Instagram, Menace?
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 4: You can? Yeah, I can.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 3: Like message requests.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: So like on Cartner, because every once in a while
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 2: when I go in there, it's usually just people tagging
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 2: me in.
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 4: Photos of carts.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 2: It's been a while, though, since I've gotten a nice
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 2: deep hit. But there's a separate tab inside message requests
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: for hidden requests.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: And that's a lot of spam, you know.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 4: Primary, requests, general.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 6: And then you've got to scroll down once you hit that.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 6: And then like Seba said, there's like a hidden one
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 6: in the spam.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 4: A lot of that is spam. Some of it is
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 4: just like FU.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 10: It's under requests mostly.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 10: Unless you know the person, and then it's in your primary.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 4: Let's see. Did anybody send us anything fun?
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 5: True.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 4: I doubt that. I doubt we got anything fun.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 2: So in my hidden requests, I got two or three
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 2: just spam, and then one that's totally normal.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 3: It says.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 10: Be very careful, though, on that, because you could get
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 10: some weird link in the mail.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 4: Never click it.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do that. Never click a link.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 3: No, yeah.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 4: Never click a link. It's not my first day.
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 2: On Earth.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 4: So anyway, back to this.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 2: So former co-worker.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so let me read some of these DMs.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 4: No identifying information other than you're going to show us
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 4: a picture of his penis. And then we can try
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 4: to guess who it is.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 9: I was going to say, I wouldn't identify him through that.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 6: But just I'll read a few of the DMs because
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 6: they're actually really funny.
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 6: One, and this was from 2025. He said, seeing you
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 6: butt chug beer really turned me on.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 7: Okay, cool.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, that was from the show. Yeah. She butt-chugged
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 4: the beer.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 2: Well, hold on. What do you mean cool? That's aggressively sexual.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 9: I was going to say, that's not just, like, friendly.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 13: Oh, come on.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 6: It's just a DM. I'm not going to respond to it.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 2: That's what we're saying. It's not saying, like, Seeing you
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: butt-chug a beer was really funny.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 9: He's saying, like, it got me hot.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 6: Oh, well, I'm highlighting the ones that got juicy. These
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 6: are not the boring ones.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 4: For those of you who are newer to the show,
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 4: not familiar with that bit, it was like a St.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 4: Patrick's Day thing, and she put a beer into basically
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 4: an enema and shot it up her butt.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awesome.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 4: And she butt-chugged the beer.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 2: She said it was refreshing. Have you sent him, have
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 2: you replied to any of his messages up to this point?
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 6: One of them I sent laughing emojis, which this was
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 6: right after he said the butt chugging thing, right? Then
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 6: the next message a couple months later was, bro, you're
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 6: uglier than Tyler. You ain't fine enough to be talking
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 6: like that. No one's looking at you.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 11: Whoa.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 4: That escalated.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 6: This is where I'm telling you it goes back and forth.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 4: I didn't know Tyler was a hacker, too. Wait a second.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 9: When that got sent, was he working here?
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 6: I just sent laughing emojis.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 6: I don't know the timeline.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. But see, that's also very common
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 2: is guys will, hey, I'm horny. And then when you
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 2: either tell them no or.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 4: Don't respond- Then they hate you.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 9: You ain't.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 2: This is classic.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 6: And then I have a message that says, how much
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 6: for used underwear? That was a while ago.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 4: Because you were selling your underwear.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 18: Right, right.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 9: You were a young, budding business entrepreneur.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 4: He's got a theme going. He's definitely shooting shots.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 13: Right, right.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 6: Then there's the next message a couple months later. I
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 6: hate seeing you on the Woody Show YouTube videos. Like, okay.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 4: I hate seeing you on the show.
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 4: There goes back to what you're saying.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 9: Ping pong.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 6: Another one.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 2: Morgan, I will.
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, I don't know if I can say this.
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 4: Can I see it?
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 2: Show Gina. Oh, I will. I'll get the job done
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 2: to one of your pictures.
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 4: This guy needs to be on the list.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 6: And he said, I salute you for understanding it's a compliment.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 4: I tribute you.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 6: So he gets me.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 10: I mean, not to quote Sammy, but I mean, she
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 10: puts that energy out there on the air.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 4: So we don't even know like.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 6: I'm not complaining about these DMs whatsoever. I've gotten way
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 6: weirder ones.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 4: Man, chicks are lucky, right? Seabass is going like, oh,
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 4: this guy needs to be on a list.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 2: It can be both.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 10: If she's going on the air saying it's cool, then
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 10: it is what it is.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 2: This guy's disgusting. I hate to be a Sammy here,
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 2: but this guy's awful and he needs to be on
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 2: the island.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not saying he's great, but I'm not
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 6: also going to go- God.
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 4: I really wish I knew who it was. Call the cops.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 4: This is disgusting.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 2: Will you tell us privately off the air?
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 6: But then now, then it was like, do you still
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 6: have that boyfriend? Random things like this. Do you want
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 6: to see the pictures? Okay, I got one picture, and
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 6: then one was a video.
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 4: Well, here, show Gina the picture, and I just want
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 4: to get her reaction.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 6: That's the picture, and then the next one is a
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 6: screenshot of the video. Do you know who it is?
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 9: No, but that is an action shot.
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 4: All right, so wait, wait. The first one you were
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 4: laughing at was not good.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 4: Menace, you like wieners.
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 16: Yeah don't these make you laugh random wiener this is
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 16: uh yeah it has to be somebody he.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 9: Knows first of all i think he's covered he's covered
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 9: ironically with a towel with everything but.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 6: His yeah but in the video screenshot he's got his
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 6: shoes on on the bed okay oh wow.
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 9: And it is dirty and let me just say it
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 9: is an action shot.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 2: The first one okay it's just like the it's not
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 2: bad yeah it's it's respectable it's a decent like a
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 2: medium penis.
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah it's it's a i mean it's hard to tell
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 3: it's such a close-up.
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah i mean it could be it could be stubby
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 9: but it's oh the best part is it's not bad
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 9: after he sent those he said i can send more.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 2: Can you yeah i'm sure you could and then have
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 2: you replied again have you replied to anything at this.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 6: Point like i said the only thing i responded to
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 6: this was in 2025 i sent the laughing emojis when
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 6: he said i'm uglier than tyler.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: Please don't date these.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 3: That's so strange. What a weird.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 4: And the guys who need to... This is aggressive.
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 2: The guys who need to hear that this is a
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 2: bad idea aren't listening to this.
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 11: No, no, no.
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 2: This is going right in one ear, out the other.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 2: This is a terrible idea for all men at all times.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 2: And the guys who need to.
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 4: It is weird that they still comprehend that this is bad.
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 4: I would never even think to send something like this
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 4: to someone I'm even in a relationship with. I don't
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 4: want to send pictures to my wife.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 7: Same.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 9: And that's the thing I don't understand. Has there been
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 9: one woman in the history of humanity that was sent
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 9: that that was like, yeah, I got to have that guy.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 9: There's just, I got to have him now after seeing that.
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 4: Someone says, what I'm understanding is that this dude is
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 4: flirting when he's horny. But when post-nut clarity kicks in,
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 4: he hates your guts. You know what?
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 6: That seems right.
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 4: Sounds about right. Because then he feels silly, like, oh,
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 4: I can't believe I sent that. So now he's got
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 4: to send the flip side of it.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 3: The only time he ever responded was with just laughing emojis?
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 2: Now, Morgan, you could, especially with the D-pics, you could
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 2: get this guy's Instagram account nuked really easily.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 6: Well, when he sent those, because that was the most
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 6: recent messages, right? I did report it.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 4: You did?
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 6: I sent it to, you know... clicked whatever things on
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 6: Instagram saying, you know, sexual, whatever.
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 4: Send it to your friends though first, right?
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 18: Of course.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 4: Screenshot it. Yeah, of course.
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 6: Girls got to see it.
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 4: Do girls do that? Like if a guy sends a
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 4: D pic, are they showing and sharing the pictures?
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's like you put it out there. You
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 2: obviously want to show it to women.
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 4: Let's say it's somebody you're in a relationship.
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 9: Oh no, I wouldn't do that.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 4: Somebody you're dating. Someone you're dating. No, I wouldn't do that.
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 4: And he's like, oh, girl, check it out. Greg just
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 4: sent me this.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you share?
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 9: Probably not.
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 2: But if it was an unsolicited rando, he obviously wants
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 2: it out there. So I'm not worried. I mean, technically,
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 2: that could be revenge porn.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 9: I'm not no not posting it just.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 2: Like it doesn't matter i know guys who is that
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 2: true i know guys who have gotten criminal charges for
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 2: simply texting a nude that a girl has sent them
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 2: no no.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 4: No not sending it like she just opened up her
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 4: phone and showed it i'm saying.
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 9: Like at brunch being like yo still okay okay i'll
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 9: worry about that i mean like i don't care personally
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 9: i think they deserve it and worse but i'm just
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 9: saying fyi ladies if you are sending this around ladies
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 9: be careful yeah that's.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 10: What's happening with uh Ariana from Vanderpump Rules.
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 4: Everyone knows that. Oh, yeah.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 2: Good old Ariana.
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 10: That whole Scandival thing that you heard about, what CBass
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 10: is talking about, that was involved with it.
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 11: Oh, okay. Cool.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 2: See, told you.
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so what do you think, Gina? On a scale
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 4: of 1 to 10, rate his penis.
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 2: I want to see it real quick.
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 8: Hold on.
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 9: Well, here's the thing.
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 2: Let's take a good look. Pass it along, would you please?
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 9: There's a difference. The two photos are very different.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 9: So it depends on what I'm reading.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 4: So looking at both photos, if you had to rate
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 4: on a scale of 1 to 10. I'd give it
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 4: a 6. A 6?
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 9: I told you it's.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 4: An action shot. Oh, this is not a good penis. No?
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 3: Why not? Like, I don't know. The action shot is
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 3: all I can see, and it's not sexy or hot.
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 3: I'm going with three.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 9: But Seabass, what don't you like about it?
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 2: Well, the one that's not. First off, it's blurry.
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 4: It's overexposed. I'm not going to show you, Sammy.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 3: I'm showing for Greg. Blurry, overexposed. Screen close-up.
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 2: Also, you can get a pretty good idea about length.
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks kind of stubby.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 2: That's what I said. That's probably an under five.
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 9: It's shapely.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, it's straight. Yeah, that's not even an
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 4: iPhone Max.
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 2: Because you're showing through his.
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 4: It's a regular iPhone. It's terrible.
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 2: Poor.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 2: Again, all men... If I can say one thing.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 2: Stop this immediately. Never do this.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 2: This is, you're, you are just, you're never, never would
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 2: settle or work.
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 3: You're inviting problems.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 2: This type of, not only that, this type of thinking
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 2: is the type of loser mentality that got you into
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 2: the situation you're in right now.
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 4: Good point.
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 2: The reason she isn't talking with you to begin with
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 2: and you're sending her D-picks is because you're sending her
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 2: D-picks and you're the type of person that thinks this
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 2: is an interesting or fun or dangerous or sexy.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 4: Whatever you think. Good, good point.
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 2: This is a negative cycle.
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 2: And you're just making it worse. Seabass got a point.
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 4: Look at Seabass coming over the top.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 2: It's called being a feminist.
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 3: I was going.
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 9: To say, that's the first truly feminist thing I've ever
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 9: heard him say.
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 4: And so, I mean, do you get on a regular basis?
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 6: Pictures and videos?
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 5: No.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 11: Really?
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 6: That's why this one stood out to me.
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 2: And he really talked about shooting a shot.
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 6: I'll look at it, right? I'll unblur it.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 9: I'm curious.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 4: Somebody, Sammy said, well, now it makes sense. This is
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 4: why Sammy has never seen the pictures of my wife's
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 4: Pyrex collection I've been sending. Oh, we.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 3: You're missing out.
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 4: She's got a huge Pyrex collection and you're missing out.
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 2: And you refused to click on it. Dang it.
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 3: Check out my humongous Pyrex.
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 2: I bet it's a rare collection, too.
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 4: Dang it.
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, it's dumb.
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 6: Check your DMs.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 4: Yep, check them. 877- The.
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 3: Woody Show.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 4: All right, 877-44-Woody-After-Hours-Voicemail. This one's for you, Seabass.
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 2: Lucky.
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 4: Let's see what he says here. Let's see what he
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 4: loads up.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 3: All right, I'll be prepared.
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 2: Anytime.
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 7: Hi, Woody Show. I watched Chaos Gam the other day,
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 7: and I saw a carton arcs on it. I just
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 7: want to say, Seabass, you better be careful, dude. Everybody
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 7: ain't nice out there and everybody's mean. All right.
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 3: Love you guys.
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 3: All right. Love you.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 11: Bye.
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 2: I thought he first said the Chaos Game. I think
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 2: he said episode of, I think he said, meant episode
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 2: of 9-1-1, which we talked about.
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 7: I watched Chaos Game the other day. Chaos Game.
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 4: Payoff scam hell is that yeah i don't see that's
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 4: what i wanted to know.
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 2: I said paywall i often think that like broadcasting and
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 2: doing what we do is honestly too easy anyone could
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 2: do it clearly not because i have no idea what
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 2: he's referencing.
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 7: I watched payoff scam the other day.
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 2: Payoff scam is that what he's saying i think it's
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 2: paywall scam all right whatever if anybody can like Figure
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 2: out what he's saying there.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 4: Please text over.
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 10: It might be an account that reposted a card.
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who knows?
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 4: But to his point, yes, I know it's dangerous. That's
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 4: why I'm a hero. I mean, come on.
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 9: And highly trained, right?
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 4: But that's the thing. Why about the Cybertruck? Because, you know,
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 4: if he ever needs to, he can just jump in
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 4: there and that'll be his fortress. Exactly.
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 2: And I've got a 9,000 pound thing that gets zero
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 2: to 60 in under three seconds that I can ram
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 2: you with.
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 4: But to the point, the point is that... It's that big?
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's frigging.
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 2: girthy yeah uh the point is though that that is
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 2: to be hyperbolic that is how the terrorists win is
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 2: when you're like well you know some people are mean
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 2: and nasty and we better just let them be bullies.
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 3: And just walk away.
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 2: Which i get that a lot you know there are
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 2: lots of times where that's applicable like in let's say
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 2: you're at the nfl game and somebody's jawing about their
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 2: team no one looks good at that fight you know
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 2: you're just gonna end up with a tbi or worse
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 2: But in the case where like, oh, some people are
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 2: mean and some people are nasty.
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all right.
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 4: Look, I think he likes you and he wants you safe.
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 3: Right, again.
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 4: I don't think he's taking issue with what you do
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 4: or you shouldn't do it, but just be careful.
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, I hadn't thought of that.
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 4: It's like when people say, well, you know, travel safe.
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 4: Take care. Like when you're about to take a flight, well,
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 4: have a safe flight. Did I plan on not having one?
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 3: Like, who cares?
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, that only applies to Greg because he's a
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 2: flight sergeant.
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 2: To his point, he just wasted his time and hours because,
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 2: of course, I know that.
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 4: I'm well aware.
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 2: I appreciate the sentiment.
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 4: I thought it was very nice. Yeah.
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 2: It wasn't very nice.
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 4: I thought it was nice to him to be concerned.
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 2: It was adequately nice.
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 3: He did point out. not all people are nice. Most
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 3: people are not.
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah. This guy who's got a Cybertruck, his name is Zach.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 4: And he took his Cybertruck covered it with 24 karat gold.
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 4: Which cost them $ 60, 000. I mean, I've seen some pretty
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 4: interesting things that people do with these cyber trucks to
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 4: make them not look ridiculous. You know, different wraps or.
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 2: You see the guys who polish the mirrors into theirs?
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, to make like one giant rolling mirror.
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 10: I like that.
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 2: It's legitimately dangerous, but I like it.
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, how is that legal?
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 3: But it looks cool.
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 4: You can't have tint on your windows. But like, man,
• 2:08:37
  Speaker 4: you can drive around in a rollercoaster rolling mirror.
• 2:08:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they did that to like some super rare car
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 10: and it like tried to take a left and a car.
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 2: Ran right into it.
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 4: I think it was like a rare Ferrari or something.
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 4: So this guy, he covered his Cybertruck, 24 karat gold,
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 4: cost him $ 60, 000. Now that's in addition to the $ 100, 000
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 4: that the vehicle cost him.
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 4: And then what he did is he kicked off a
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 4: sweepstakes where the winner could choose between three prizes. The
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 4: Cybertruck covered in 24 karat gold. A Hennessy Velociraptor, which
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 4: is valued at about $ 140, 000. What the hell is that? Yeah.
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 4: Or a $ 100, 000 cash option. Which option do you think
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 4: the winner went with?
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 3: Cash.
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 2: The only one that makes sense is cash.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 3: Cash.
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 4: The Cybertruck was then auctioned off. And it brought in $ 102, 000.
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 4: So it was $ 57, 000 in the hole.
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 3: In the red.
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 9: It doesn't look that good either.
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't imagine. Look, it's a Cybertruck.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 3: None of them look good. None of them look good.
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 3: That's redundant.
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 4: What are you going to do?
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 2: You could get that same effect with a wrap, too.
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 2: You could save about $ 95, 000. Yeah, it doesn't look particularly real.
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to argue some of the other things
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 4: that you say about the Cybertruck and the self-driving.
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 2: The interior, which Greg has mentioned, is luxurious.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 3: The interior is surprisingly very nice.
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 4: It's like, man, if you could just get past his face,
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 4: he's got a pretty good body, right, Greg? When you're
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 4: looking at dudes, you know?
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 3: A butt-his-face?
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 2: Also, his shape and... Yeah, a butt-his-face. The Cybertruck has
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 2: one bad angle, and that's dead on from the rear.
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 2: Every other angle is bad-ass.
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, from the side. No, but the side's awesome!
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 3: And the top.
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 4: No, the side's awesome.
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 12: Underneath.
• 2:10:11
  Speaker 2: Glass and sleek.
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 10: From behind.
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 4: Great angular.
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 3: From underneath. They do stay here.
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 2: And I will say that I get multiple compliments every
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 2: week from people like, man, that's a great rap job.
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 4: It's like when they tell really old ladies, they walk
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 4: up and they, you look so beautiful.
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 3: Unsolicited.
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 2: Are you her sister?
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just being nice.
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 7: Unsolicited.
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, look at this poor guy in this hideous thing.
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'll give you some of the things, the
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 4: features or whatever.
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, speaking of features, I tried out the karaoke for
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 2: the first time.
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, did you? And they had in their... Sammy the
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 4: head shoes in Texas. Oh, yes, they did.
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 6: It's the number one song ever.
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 4: Of course they did.
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 2: So karaoke, it's actually cool because it's like karaoke, but
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 2: they actually show you the musical pitches too.
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, that is cool.
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 2: This wouldn't help Sammy at all, but like, da, da, da, da, da, da.
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 4: And you follow him.
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, go down.
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 3: Do anything for Sammy.
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 2: Instead of just the words.
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 3: What kind of dumb steering wheel does your truck have?
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 2: It has a badass yoke. Oh, my God.
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 4: Which, what do you appreciate?
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 3: Dumb.
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 1: Shitty.
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 2: As a pilot. Do you like that on the ground?
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 3: He likes that on a plane.
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 10: On a plane, he's not doing barrel rolls.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 4: And my plane doesn't even have that. It's got a
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 4: side stick.
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 2: Jay Leno went up in a version of your plane recently.
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Vision Jet?
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 2: Jay Leno's garage. It's pretty interesting.
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 4: He went up in the one that I've got, and
• 2:11:28
  Speaker 4: then he also went up in the other plane that
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 4: Cirrus makes, which is a Vision Jet. He did both.
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 3: Well, no.
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 4: One's a single-engine jet, and the other one's a piston airplane.
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 2: Ah, there you go. It's really interesting to watch, quite frankly.
• 2:11:39
  Speaker 2: Check it out.
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 4: Thank you, CBS.
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 2: And Jay Leno.
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You're not going to like.
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 2: You've already wrapped the Cybertruck because it's black. Right, black
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 2: with Tron stripes.
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 4: Tron stripes, that's right. I'm trying to remember what it was, yeah.
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 2: Now that we're on the two-year mark, I am considering,
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 2: I saw a really cool, like, Speaking of mirror, like
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 2: a mirror-polished pink iridescent.
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 7: Ooh.
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 4: You should wrap it with your face.
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 2: I vote for that. I was thinking that.
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 4: Like how Instagrammers do. You know, they have their Instagram
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 4: handle on their car.
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 4: The whole thing's a big rolling advertisement for.
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 3: Their stupid channel.
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 4: That's douchey.
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go with or that or like a
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 2: big American flag.
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 3: That is nice.
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, bro.
• 2:12:16
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 4: More Woody Show next.
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 2:12:22
  Speaker 4: All right, well, that's going to do it for Tuesday. Nice.
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 4: Two down, three to go.
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 3: We got this.
• 2:12:28
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• 2:12:32
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• 2:12:34
  Speaker 4: your favorite podcast. Back tomorrow, all new show. As always,
• 2:12:38
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• 2:12:40
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• 2:12:43
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• 2:12:47
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• 2:12:50
  Speaker 7: Do it.
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 4: All right, Greg Gorey.
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 4: Parting words of wisdom, please.
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ready to have your mind blown?
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 3: You can't change the people around you, but you can
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 3: change the people around you.
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 2: I love that one.
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 3: Isn't that weird?
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 4: You can change the people.
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 7: You can't.
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 3: You can't change the people around you, but you can
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 3: change the people around you. Yeah.
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 9: Like you can't change what the people around you are
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 9: going to do, but you can move to different people.
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 4: Change the people. Well, just say it that way, right, Menace?
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 2: That's not fun.
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just be more clear, Greg. Yeah, just say it
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 4: that way.
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 3: That wouldn't be as mind-blowing.
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 4: Be straightforward, dude. I don't feel like I've been blown.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love that one.
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 4: This one's great. I mean, yes, but I wasn't getting.
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 3: That's all I can think of.
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 4: Well, I do bring that up when we talk to Dr.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 4: Drew once in a while.
• 2:13:35
  Speaker 10: With these drug dealers and they go to these drug,
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 10: you know, addicts, they go to rehab and then they
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 10: just go back to hanging out with the same people
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 10: that are drug addicts.
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 4: They'll be fine. That's not going to help you. Like,
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 4: why don't you make it a more of a point
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 4: that they need to change their environment once they get
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 4: out of rehab?
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 4: I do tell my son, I mean, cause like there'll
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 4: be like maybe somebody that he's hanging out with who's
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 4: not great. The bad apple.
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 4: And he goes, well, you know, just because he and
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 4: this other guy or whatever, it doesn't mean that, I'm like, no,
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 4: I understand that. But if there's three out of the
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 4: four kids that are bad kids, the fourth one will
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 4: become the fourth bad kid.
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 2: And you'll for sure get blamed for stuff.
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 4: That's how it works. Nothing good happens in the club
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 4: after midnight.
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 3: Right, Menace?
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 4: Or whatever time it is. I don't know.
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 5: 1 a.m.
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 3: 1 a.m. Whatever.
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 4: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey. Thank you
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 4: so much for giving The Woody Show some of your
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 4: valuable time this morning. You know we love and appreciate
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 4: you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 4: We'll catch you back here on Wednesday. Have a great day.
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 4: SMD double M.
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 2: I quit this bitch.