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DONKEY: Serial Butt Sniffer Strikes Again After He’s Caught Sniffing Another Woman’s Cheeks · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's time for donkey of the day. There's a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of donkeys out here. I'd make donkey of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Call donkey of the day. It really caught me off guard.
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  Speaker 1: We live a life where we bite our tongue based
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  Speaker 1: off who we may offend. We never would say anything.
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  Speaker 2: Give it to him.
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  Speaker 1: Give it to him. You are a donkey. That is
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  Speaker 1: why Charlotte made it to you.
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  Speaker 2: Ha ha ha.
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  Speaker 1: Some donkey todays just saw themselves. On The Breakfast Club. Okay, Chalamet,
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  Speaker 1: who you giving donkey of the day to today?
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  Speaker 3: You know, donkey of the day for Wednesday, September 2nd
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  Speaker 3: goes to 39-year-old Khalees Crowder.
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  Speaker 1: If that name sounds familiar, it's because he's a booty
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  Speaker 1: boogie man, okay? An ass goblin, all right? The Grim Chica,
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  Speaker 1: all right?
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  Speaker 3: He is a serial butt sniffer, and he was arrested
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  Speaker 3: again after employees at stores in Glendale, California allegedly caught
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  Speaker 3: him doing what he does best, And that's crouching behind
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  Speaker 3: people and attempting to smell their ass.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to NBC4 News for the report, please.
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  Speaker 2: The man, the so-called butt sniffer, is apparently under arrest again.
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  Speaker 2: We have exclusive video that shows 39-year-old Khalees Crowder inside
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  Speaker 2: a store in Glendale where, once again, he is accused
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  Speaker 2: of smelling people's behinds.
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  Speaker 3: NBC4' s Tracy Leung joins us live from that business right
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  Speaker 3: now in Glendale with details of the new arrest. Tracy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Carolyn and Colleen, the owner here at the Big
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  Speaker 2: Save Discount Store called police after they noticed a man
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  Speaker 2: bending down attempting to sniff customers. In this video, you
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  Speaker 2: see the man who police have identified as 39-year-old Khalees Crowder.
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  Speaker 2: Witnesses say he was trying to sniff people inside the store.
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  Speaker 2: Police arrested Crowder on Friday around 3.30 after reviewing this
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  Speaker 2: surveillance footage from Big Save Discount Store. and video from
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  Speaker 2: another store, Marshall's, which is about three and a half
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  Speaker 2: miles away, where Crowder was allegedly doing the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Police say Crowder was cooperative and was booked for a
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  Speaker 2: parole violation. This is not the first time Crowder has
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  Speaker 2: been caught for inappropriate behavior. Last year in July, Crowder
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  Speaker 2: was arrested at the Burbank Nordstrom Rack after police received
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  Speaker 2: reports of someone roaming the women's department and sexually harassing
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  Speaker 2: a female customer. Then one month later, he was arrested
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  Speaker 2: after allegedly sniffing a woman's behind inside a Walgreens store
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  Speaker 2: in Burbank. Investigators say Crowder has a history of similar
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  Speaker 2: offenses in Glendale and Burbank dating back to 2021.
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  Speaker 3: At this point, I need to see him on Vlad TV. Okay, Vlad,
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  Speaker 3: you need to get to the bottom of this bottom sniffer, okay?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not serious enough to have this. I'm not mature
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  Speaker 3: enough to have that kind of conversation with him, okay?
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  Speaker 3: Because if you keep in score, you just heard what
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  Speaker 3: they said. That's four documented arrest incidents tied to this
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  Speaker 3: kind of behavior. But reports describe a much longer history. OK, Khalees,
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  Speaker 3: what are you searching for? OK, in my mind, you're
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  Speaker 3: an alien from another planet and you're searching for something
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  Speaker 3: that has been buried in an anus somewhere in California. OK,
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  Speaker 3: it's something that's the equivalent of an infinity stone. And
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  Speaker 3: it's been hidden in someone's rectum on this planet. And
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  Speaker 3: Khalees has to find it. Maybe he's a Green Lantern, okay,
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  Speaker 3: investigating an alien conspiracy, and he has to anal probe
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  Speaker 3: people for the investigation. This has happened way too many
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  Speaker 3: times for it to be normal, okay? Khalees has a problem,
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  Speaker 3: and you don't just wake up and become Jack the Sniffer, okay?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what got Khalees to this point, but
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  Speaker 3: I do know... Everything you desire does not deserve expression. OK,
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  Speaker 3: human beings have strange impulses. Human beings have strange addictions.
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  Speaker 3: Human beings have strange kinks. OK, we have thoughts we
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  Speaker 3: probably never admit publicly, but that's what discipline comes into play.
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  Speaker 3: And being disciplined doesn't mean you don't have impulses. OK,
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  Speaker 3: discipline means your impulses don't control you. OK, but they
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  Speaker 3: definitely control Khalees. Khalees clearly enjoys the aroma of anus
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  Speaker 3: in the morning. The best part of waking up is
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  Speaker 3: my nose in someone's butt. That is a direct quote
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  Speaker 3: from Khalees' Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: I'm lying. I made that up.
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  Speaker 3: But, Khalees, okay, these women didn't consent to have their
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  Speaker 3: asses be your nose candy, okay? Look, you can, you know,
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  Speaker 3: do whatever you like if you got consent. Without consent,
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  Speaker 3: you are violating somebody else's peace. That's a crime, okay?
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  Speaker 3: And that's the issue. I don't think Khalees knows he's
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  Speaker 3: doing anything wrong. He's really sick because insanity is doing
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  Speaker 3: the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
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  Speaker 3: And this brother has reportedly been arrested multiple times, okay,
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  Speaker 3: which proves something about human nature. consequences don't change people
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  Speaker 3: who haven't decided they want to change, okay? Sometimes punishment
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  Speaker 3: just creates an intermission. And him going to jail right
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  Speaker 3: now was just another intermission. You can lock somebody up,
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  Speaker 3: you can embarrass them, you can fine them. But if
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  Speaker 3: the thinking doesn't change, you haven't ended the behavior, okay?
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  Speaker 3: You just put it on a quick commercial break, all right?
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  Speaker 3: This man is 39 years old and he's a Darien Damon, okay?
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  Speaker 1: When he was younger, he was probably a teenage mutant
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  Speaker 1: truffle pig, okay?
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  Speaker 3: Look, I don't care if it's sex, money, food, drugs, attention, power,
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  Speaker 3: whatever your appetite is. If you don't learn how to
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  Speaker 3: control what you crave, eventually what you crave will control you. Khalees,
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  Speaker 3: never in my life have I wanted someone to keep
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  Speaker 3: their nose out of other people's business more than you.
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  Speaker 1: Please give Khalees Crowder the sweet sounds and the hammer tones. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: now you are the donkey.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to see him on
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  Speaker 3: Vlad TV. I don't know if I want to see
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  Speaker 3: him on Drink Champs. Because both could be, you know,
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  Speaker 3: equally as entertaining. But then I want to see him
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  Speaker 3: sit with a psychotherapist like Elliot Connie. I just need somebody.
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  Speaker 3: To get him to tell his life story.
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  Speaker 1: What is the charge? Is it harassment? What was the charge?
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  Speaker 1: To be honest with you, I ain't even care. It
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  Speaker 1: has to be harassment. You sniffing somebody's ass, yo. Without consent. Yeah, like, no,
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  Speaker 1: that has to be some type of assault or harassment.
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  Speaker 3: But that's my question is because, you know, because you
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  Speaker 3: can walk by somebody and go, smell it, but that's
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  Speaker 3: not a harassment. No, that's just your ass because you
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  Speaker 3: don't wash it.
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  Speaker 1: But if you continually do that. If you just walking by.
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  Speaker 1: What is the charge? If you walk by somebody and
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  Speaker 1: you smell ass without trying to smell ass, that's a problem.
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  Speaker 1: That is a problem. I'm just curious, like, what is
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  Speaker 1: the charge? It's a sex offense, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like.
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  Speaker 3: That's my private area and I'm in the store shopping
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  Speaker 3: or whatever and you walking up.
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  Speaker 1: To me like behind me. Yeah, you got your nose
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  Speaker 1: in my ass. Sniffing ass. Hell no. Yeah, that's some
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  Speaker 1: type of sexual offense. It's definitely a sex offense. You're
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  Speaker 1: going to have a lot of ass to sniff in jail.
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  Speaker 1: Sure is. Thank you for that donkey today, sir.
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