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Things That Must Go for December 18th, 2024 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thanks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, my dear dear
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  friends of the program, Things that you can't take any more,
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  things that you just want gone from your life, and
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  so you send them to us radio from hell at
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  X ninety six dot com. You put Musco in the
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  subject line, and if we read yours on the air,
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  maybe it'll make you feel better. Maybe these things will disappear,
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  so Mustco. Who wants to go first, Gina?
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  Speaker 3: Sure, in the spirit of Christmas, these are my Hallmark
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  Christmas movie things that must go. This is from Jackie.
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  All right, applause When people kiss, unless it's at a
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  wedding or sometimes not even then, it's very weird. Characters
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  getting angry for no reason, just so we have that
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  usual Oh no, maybe this movie you won't have a
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  happy ending I was expecting moment. I'm not saying they
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  need to get rid of that moment, but it shouldn't
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  be that hard to come up with a rational reason
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  for it. Hallmark making fun of themselves in their movies
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  by calling out their tropes. It's not fun for us
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  to make fun of you. Let us do it. And
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  feeling compelled to watch all thirty two new movies they
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  crank out over three months because I don't want to
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  miss out on the two that are actually pretty good.
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  Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all, Jackie.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad I haven't fallen down that.
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  Speaker 3: Hole going to a bar and ordering two beers. And
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  then when they run your tab on that handheld device
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  you know where you fill out and you tip it,
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  and the first option for a tip is forty percent.
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  You're clearly hoping people are tipsy and not paying attention
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  and just hitting the forty.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, that's Christmas. He's got to paying attention.
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  Speaker 3: Mustco is my dad and stepdad thinking that just because
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  I'm graduating with my bachelor's degree this week, I must
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  be getting a very significant raise. It still doesn't even
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  cover the rays and rent. And then finally this from
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  Michael and Idaho Falls. What must go is the teacher
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  and principal at my kids school who came up with
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  theme week this week just before Christmas. Okay, I'll give
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  you one day for a Christmas party maybe, but I'm
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  not dressing up my kid as the Grinch on Monday
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  stand on Tuesday, Elf on Wednesday. I'm stressed to the
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  max this week with work in the holiday and just
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  before vacation. Also, what must go is pajama day at school.
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  My kids will never wear pjs in public as long
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  as they're under my roof.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks Michael, I'll go next. I got a couple of
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  my own this phrase in radio commercials and TV commercials.
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  We have prices too low to mension. That's the stupidest
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  thing I ever heard anybody say. In and ad and
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  also the guy who says, Hi, I'm so and so
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  you know the guy in the orange sweater, No, I
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  don't know. And you know what that woman for one
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  car company Jan She's not famous. She is just not famous.
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  Let's see this one. Let's see lords and lady, thank
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  you for letting me listen. You may, you may say
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  my name. Okay, let's what must go is having to
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  repeat myself several times to the same question. Well, Leslie,
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  I'm hard of hearing. Okay. I have a friend that
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  will ask me a question and I'll answer. Two minutes later,
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  they asked me the same question, and then once again
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  a minute or so later. They clearly are hearing my answer,
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  but they just don't digest the answer. It's not an
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  unusual occurrence. Either they do it all the time, maybe
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  there's something wrong with the person. This one says, my
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  tire light ringing in my car, telling me my one
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  tire is low on pressure, but the one I'm getting
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  notified of has the highest and most normal pressure.
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  Speaker 3: Come on car, go to big tires.
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  Speaker 2: And then finally this one, This one puzzles me a bit.
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  Good morning, Lords and lady. My thing that must go
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  is losing my soul. Recently, I experienced a similar phenomenon
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  as Bill. Now I don't remember saying that this has
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  ever happened to me. My blood was drawn only to
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  puff nothing, not a sign of red or anything. This
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  was not the end, as I recall Bill encouraging or encountering,
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  rather the same experience. Right after leaving the doctor's office,
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  I went to the grocery store and I found myself
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  standing in front of the automatic doors and they did
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  not open. I stood there, dismayed, as a woman on
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  the other side was saying, that's sure, wondering why I
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  was standing on the opposite side looking stupid. She came
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  up to the doors and they opened. I walked in
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  as she was looking at me confused, and all I
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  could say, was I believe I've lost my soul. Needless
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  to say, wherever my soul is gone, I'd like it back.
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  Thanks for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Kerry, let's see this one from the foot of
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  Mount Doom. Things that must go. When it's the middle
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  of the night and your dog's nose starts to whistle,
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  Sure it's the door. Now, you can fix it your
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  you know, if it's you, yeah, yeah, No, if it's dog,
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  it's it's it's hard and hard to fix. And this
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  one for me. Anyone who says, well that sounds like
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  a first world problem, I have had it with that.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: It's unoriginal, it's not funny, shut up.
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  Speaker 3: And a problem is a problem.
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  Speaker 4: A problem is a problem.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see this is from I'm not going to say
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  that this person's name.
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  Speaker 2: It said that I.
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  Speaker 4: Could, but I'm not going to, just in case I'm
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  the receptionist for the Division of air Quality. Things that
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  must go are the conspiracy people that call me and
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  yell at me because they think that the contrails aka
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  Kem trails are the reason that we have the inversion
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  and want to know what I'm going to do to
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  stop them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry you have to take those cars.
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  Speaker 4: No, we don't get aversions every time you see con trails. No,
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  the government is not spraying people with deadly chemicals. No,
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  I do not have the authority to stop them. No,
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  I don't care that you think the government is spraying
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  on us.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what Tennessee did to stop these planes
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  from flying over their state. Why, because you are crazy.
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  Put your tinfoil hat back on and climb into the
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  dark hole of conspiracies, or move to Tennessee. Let's see
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  this one. I listened to the podcast when Bill had
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  a list of often mispronounced words, and I wish I
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  could have called in Alzheimer's. There's no tea in there. No,
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  so don't say Alzheimer's.
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  Speaker 3: What I call it old timer's disease.
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  Speaker 4: It's on the list here. Don't call it old timers
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  or al Teimer's. It's all Sheimer's. Thank you for letting
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  me listen. And this one from Zay, I seem to
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  keep forgetting the email from us goes, what is the
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  email from? Thanks? Sae? All right, doctor's not listening to
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  patients on what's wrong with them or not caring what's
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  wrong with them? Three my wife being in the hospital
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  for almost two weeks. For Carrie for not playing that
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  Christmas song every day, and Zane you didn't say which
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  song it WI song we need, and people saying lords
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  and Lady Gina and Katie and everyone else are the
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  lords of morning radio.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. I've tried to point that out and I've
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  just given up things that must go thank you
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  Speaker 1: Thanks that must go on the radio.