Latest / Stay Outta My Fridge / Beard Laws Podcast Episode 17 - Interview With FreshPrinceOfNoHair
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- 1:00Speaker 1: Beard Law Number seventeen. Men don't cry, We water our beards.
- 1:25Speaker 1: Works better when we show the camera, even though they
- 1:27Speaker 1: might not want to see us. But hey, everybody, welcome
- 1:29Speaker 1: to Beard Loss Podcast episode seventeen. We have another mediocre
- 1:33Speaker 1: episode lined up for you, guys. We're back in the
- 1:35Speaker 1: Beard Law studio. But man, I miss Flow Ryder in
- 1:39Speaker 1: the warm weather, in the no snow. He's heading there
- 1:42Speaker 1: next week, so lucky you. Big shout out to my
- 1:45Speaker 1: aunt and uncle for putting us up for the week.
- 1:47Speaker 1: I'm really sorry that I didn't make my bed every day.
- 1:50Speaker 1: I didn't really know how to make my bed, and
- 1:51Speaker 1: especially when I went live, apparently I didn't make my
- 1:55Speaker 1: bed and my aunt was really mad. So I'm really sorry.
- 1:57Speaker 1: But seriously, thank you guys so much. Had a great
- 1:59Speaker 1: time down there. I don't care what anybody says. I
- 2:02Speaker 1: had a great time. It's just amazing down there. It's
- 2:04Speaker 1: a whole different environment. It's warm, there's like no snow,
- 2:08Speaker 1: there's a lot of Miller lights.
- 2:10Speaker 2: It's warm.
- 2:11Speaker 1: It's warm, and there's no snow.
- 2:13Speaker 2: It's warm too.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Yeah, and the food was really good. Lots of couple
- 2:15Speaker 1: places to eat in Happy Valentine's Day Junior Tomorrow is
- 2:19Speaker 1: the day for lovers, but remember to always use protection
- 2:23Speaker 1: or you might accidentally make someone that acts and looks
- 2:27Speaker 1: like one of us.
- 2:28Speaker 2: Yeah, protection's big.
- 2:30Speaker 1: But if having a kid isn't in near future and
- 2:33Speaker 1: you don't use protection because you just don't believe in
- 2:36Speaker 1: it or whatever your thing is. I heard that Walmart
- 2:39Speaker 1: has planned be one Step Emergency on sale this week
- 2:42Speaker 1: for only forty six eighty seven. You're welcome. We have
- 2:46Speaker 1: a great interview with TikTok's very own Fresh Prints of
- 2:49Speaker 1: No hairlined up for you guys, and I'm excited as hell.
- 2:51Speaker 1: He's excited. We did a little sound check. He's ready
- 2:53Speaker 1: to go. Logan's ready to go. Beard's coming in. It's
- 2:56Speaker 1: looking good. So if anybody doesn no Fresh Printce of
- 2:59Speaker 1: No Went Hair is the third beard bro that is
- 3:03Speaker 1: part of TikTok and he is actually the one that
- 3:05Speaker 1: started the Christmas beard challenge that got all of us
- 3:08Speaker 1: putting crazy stuff in our beard. So did we save
- 3:11Speaker 1: the best for a last Stay tuned and look at
- 3:14Speaker 1: it's Logan. He's back.
- 3:15Speaker 2: Hey, what's up dude? Doing good? Glad? I'm glad you're home.
- 3:20Speaker 1: Yeah, are you?
- 3:21Speaker 2: I'm glad your plane landed safely.
- 3:23Speaker 1: I know me too in New York, in New York. Yeah,
- 3:27Speaker 1: it was pretty depressing getting off the plane. Now you
- 3:28Speaker 1: get to head back. So that's so again, we're gonna
- 3:32Speaker 1: have one live from here, one Lie from flow Rider.
- 3:35Speaker 1: We're gonna make things happen. So it's gonna be another
- 3:37Speaker 1: pretty mediocre episode again next week, which is great.
- 3:40Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gonna be better than bad.
- 3:44Speaker 1: It is better than bad. Let's see, Uh, let's see
- 3:46Speaker 1: who's in the chat. What's up everybody? We got twenty
- 3:48Speaker 1: comments already, Leslie, Tom, what's I say? Il?
- 3:55Speaker 4: Yeah, hell yeah, Lilia, liah Illiah Leah, heah.
- 3:59Speaker 1: Come back to that. Hey, it's Brian Mitchell. What's up?
- 4:03Speaker 2: Man?
- 4:04Speaker 1: And we got Michelle and Benjamin me again. Meg's here.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Oh hey, talking beards guys. Make sure that you guys
- 4:13Speaker 1: check out talking beards seriously check them out in every
- 4:16Speaker 1: social media. All of them awesome guys in their news. Guy,
- 4:19Speaker 1: he's pretty awesome. I heard.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Oh, just fantastic.
- 4:23Speaker 1: Jim here, she sees us. They love us. What's up Greg?
- 4:29Speaker 1: No BBJ? But we got fresh Prince of no hair,
- 4:31Speaker 1: we got some laughing, we got some Onie.
- 4:35Speaker 2: Hey, lo, what is that?
- 4:37Speaker 1: What's up? Shout out Squeaks Beard. I still don't, but
- 4:43Speaker 1: I'm glad you're back and feeling better. Everybody, let's say
- 4:46Speaker 1: hi to Squeaks Beard. Ashley's here, all right? Nice? Is
- 4:53Speaker 1: that what you said? I said, Ali, that doesn't sound right.
- 4:57Speaker 2: It sounds like alien Aliah.
- 4:58Speaker 1: You justered it. We both twitch. It's a great name.
- 5:02Speaker 1: We're just dumb.
- 5:03Speaker 2: We're dumb.
- 5:04Speaker 1: But seriously, guys, thank you all for being here. We're
- 5:07Speaker 1: gonna have We're gonna have our normal type of episode,
- 5:09Speaker 1: different guests. We're still gonna have our what's in my beard?
- 5:12Speaker 1: You're in my thoughts? Beer News probably know Greg again.
- 5:15Speaker 1: So if any of you twenty seven people know the
- 5:18Speaker 1: other half of Two Beards One Record, peer pressure them
- 5:20Speaker 1: into it. But we're gonna do if he's not gonna
- 5:23Speaker 1: show up, We're actually gonna kick off the segment. We're
- 5:26Speaker 1: gonna just do a little bit of a section of
- 5:27Speaker 1: Two Beards One Record, talk about what it is, what
- 5:30Speaker 1: it was, what it's gonna be, just real quick. Also,
- 5:33Speaker 1: there's a potential person that is going to start another
- 5:37Speaker 1: off brand that I have called Sisters for Whiskers, because
- 5:39Speaker 1: let's face it, every woman doesn't always want to walk
- 5:42Speaker 1: around support and beard laws. Beard law. So we have
- 5:44Speaker 1: sisters for whiskers. There is merch available, but potential have
- 5:48Speaker 1: somebody that's always wanted to do a podcast that might
- 5:51Speaker 1: take it over cool, might get them on here, do
- 5:53Speaker 1: a little segment, see how it goes, and the potentially
- 5:55Speaker 1: run with their own podcast all about sisters for.
- 5:59Speaker 2: When every woman does. Every woman doesn't have a beard either,
- 6:01Speaker 2: so it's true tough.
- 6:03Speaker 1: And we actually have a new segment that we are
- 6:05Speaker 1: going to introduce for local sports. We're going to give
- 6:08Speaker 1: a quick little update on the playoffs that are happening
- 6:11Speaker 1: if in Northern New York, home of several New York
- 6:14Speaker 1: state championships. Potentially a Q and A will see how
- 6:17Speaker 1: it goes. So I don't know, what do you think
- 6:20Speaker 1: so we start to get this going?
- 6:22Speaker 2: I think we should probably start. People are here, they
- 6:23Speaker 2: want to they don't want to be bored.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Yeah they're not bored.
- 6:26Speaker 2: I mean look at us.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Obviously they're bored. They're here, But just real quick, anybody
- 6:33Speaker 1: that is listening to us on the podcast, if you're confused,
- 6:35Speaker 1: we are live on Facebook every Thursday, nine pm Eastern
- 6:38Speaker 1: Standard Logan time. We're just using the audio from it.
- 6:41Speaker 1: Feel free to continue to listen there or head over
- 6:44Speaker 1: to the live show. If you're viewing through a watch
- 6:46Speaker 1: party here on Facebook and you're getting all mad because
- 6:48Speaker 1: I'm commenting, I'm coming. We can't see the comments for
- 6:50Speaker 1: a watch party, actually have to go to Facebook dot
- 6:53Speaker 1: com slash official Beard Laws comment there, like all these
- 6:56Speaker 1: amazing people in here are already, So yeah, let's let's
- 7:01Speaker 1: just check it on comments. We have any more comments,
- 7:03Speaker 1: any confirmation from NASA. Today is the day that all
- 7:06Speaker 1: beards stand up on their own? Or was it just rooms? Now?
- 7:08Speaker 2: I think it was beards.
- 7:10Speaker 1: I don't know anybody. It does work? Yeah, I did
- 7:14Speaker 1: it like twice. Does it work today? Maybe we'll do
- 7:17Speaker 1: that later and we'll see if Logan can stand his groom.
- 7:19Speaker 2: Up it it was two days ago.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Interesting, So quick little Beard Laws donation. I've been told
- 7:27Speaker 1: that all the TVs are up. Last week's Sherry said
- 7:29Speaker 1: that they were all up. I haven't had a chance
- 7:31Speaker 1: to personally go and see them, but I'm gonna try
- 7:32Speaker 1: to get over there potentially tomorrow. Do a quick little
- 7:35Speaker 1: video I've already taken, like the before. We'll mix in
- 7:38Speaker 1: the after show all you amazing people, and uh, that's
- 7:41Speaker 1: gonna be pretty cool. Also, there is a couple of
- 7:45Speaker 1: new products. There's a new Galaxy hoodie and there is
- 7:47Speaker 1: also here we'll show you. Why not just talk about it,
- 7:51Speaker 1: Let's show you.
- 7:53Speaker 2: Bam.
- 7:53Speaker 1: There is the new Galaxy hoodie.
- 7:56Speaker 2: You see that.
- 7:57Speaker 1: It's an all over print hoodie that is available on
- 8:00Speaker 1: beard laws dot com right over there, not logan, but
- 8:04Speaker 1: the shirt one has been in print. We'll get some
- 8:09Speaker 1: pictures of that. And also, for the first time ever
- 8:13Speaker 1: in beard Law's history, nobody else even knows about this,
- 8:17Speaker 1: but Saint Patrick's Day Apparel is now alive on beard
- 8:20Speaker 1: laws dot com.
- 8:21Speaker 2: Nice.
- 8:22Speaker 1: So they're available in hoodies and t shirts. They're in
- 8:26Speaker 1: Irish green, white, and orange, so you guys can get
- 8:29Speaker 1: over there check them out. I think I tried to
- 8:31Speaker 1: get prices and then with shipping to be around seventeen
- 8:34Speaker 1: to kind of play on the whole three seventeen. So yeah,
- 8:38Speaker 1: these are available now on beard laws dot com. Feel
- 8:40Speaker 1: free to check them out. And also if anybody local,
- 8:44Speaker 1: anybody far away needs any merchandise, get a hold of me,
- 8:47Speaker 1: all right. I can compete or beat anybody's prices, and
- 8:52Speaker 1: I can do one offs. I can do your bowling shirts.
- 8:55Speaker 1: You've got a bowling team, we can do that. If
- 8:58Speaker 1: you have a big event that you need some than done.
- 9:00Speaker 1: You know, whether it's a local tournament, anything like that,
- 9:02Speaker 1: I got you. Just give me a couple of days.
- 9:04Speaker 1: Heads up. Anything else your company needs some shirts I
- 9:07Speaker 1: got you should me a message on any social media
- 9:10Speaker 1: or hit me up Matt at beard Laws dot com
- 9:13Speaker 1: and we can talk more about that. So, yeah, how
- 9:16Speaker 1: cool are those hoodies?
- 9:18Speaker 2: I like that.
- 9:19Speaker 1: That's nice Galaxy print. Yeah, that was inspired.
- 9:22Speaker 2: This little Connor McGregor is gonna have to buy one
- 9:24Speaker 2: of those.
- 9:24Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait for the We're gonna put in
- 9:27Speaker 1: an order this week. So the beard Loss crew is
- 9:28Speaker 1: gonna be rocking probably in the next week or two
- 9:31Speaker 1: of the Saint Patti's Day March. So we do have
- 9:35Speaker 1: merchandise in kid sizes. If there's something that you want
- 9:38Speaker 1: that is not available, make sure you email me. I
- 9:40Speaker 1: can easily put them on kid sizes as well. He's
- 9:43Speaker 1: got a kids, but.
- 9:45Speaker 2: Do you have to kid medium, medium, slash large depending
- 9:48Speaker 2: on that.
- 9:48Speaker 3: Spaghetti to day?
- 9:49Speaker 1: Your b day is Saint Patti's Day. Oh, that's pretty wild.
- 9:52Speaker 1: Candy banaa hammocks.
- 9:55Speaker 2: Brian, I will I will get us some banana hammocks
- 9:57Speaker 2: and then you and I can rock them some night
- 10:00Speaker 2: this summer.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Yes, and we'll put Logan's face on any banana hammic.
- 10:02Speaker 1: We'll that you would like. Yes, Lemon Squad, shout out,
- 10:07Speaker 1: Lemon Squad, create that merchant. You need help let me know? Yeah,
- 10:11Speaker 1: all right, what are we what are we going to
- 10:12Speaker 1: do next? Oh? Hey, Logan? Yeah, my beard is that
- 10:15Speaker 1: it's optimal length, I feel because if it gets any longer,
- 10:18Speaker 1: things are gonna get a bit Harry, see what I
- 10:20Speaker 1: did there. Now it's time for a quick hidden question
- 10:26Speaker 1: that neither of us prepared or even thought about. Yeah,
- 10:30Speaker 1: so it's even hiding from us. It's even hiding from
- 10:33Speaker 1: us what it is. We randomly ask a question. It's hidden.
- 10:38Speaker 1: So what you need to do is, if you know
- 10:39Speaker 1: the answer, hit us up Matt at beard laws dot com,
- 10:42Speaker 1: Logan at beard laws dot com with the answer you
- 10:45Speaker 1: hit us up. We randomly put some people in there.
- 10:48Speaker 1: We do a prize. I wrote down last week's winter,
- 10:50Speaker 1: but I forgot where it is. So we'll be reaching
- 10:53Speaker 1: out to you and we're going to send you random.
- 10:54Speaker 1: It could be a pen. It could be this bread
- 10:57Speaker 1: tie which I just dropped on the floor and I
- 10:59Speaker 1: don't even know why there's a bread tie on my
- 11:00Speaker 1: computer desk. It could be anything. Random, squeak, it's so random.
- 11:04Speaker 1: He still hasn't found it. Maybe it was in his beard. No, her,
- 11:06Speaker 1: it probably was. He was so dumb he probably ate
- 11:09Speaker 1: it and then it was in his gall bladder and
- 11:11Speaker 1: he got his gall bladder out. Ye. Gone, we're gonna
- 11:17Speaker 1: have to do something. Got you good? So yeah, hidden question?
- 11:26Speaker 2: You got one?
- 11:29Speaker 1: What is on Logan's mug that he is drinking? There
- 11:34Speaker 1: is a lot of somethings on this smug and throughout
- 11:37Speaker 1: the episode he's gonna be taping taking SIPs. What is
- 11:41Speaker 1: on his mug? That is the question, Jim. I forgot
- 11:47Speaker 1: who it was, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna
- 11:49Speaker 1: send it out and I'll put it on social media.
- 11:52Speaker 1: Hi aunt Juju, Hi aunt juju. That's really my mom. Oh,
- 11:59Speaker 1: I bet you the doctor does have your price. You
- 12:00Speaker 1: should probably call him up and be like, hey man,
- 12:03Speaker 1: what's in there? Where is it? Where's where? When we
- 12:06Speaker 1: can start a new we can start a new segment,
- 12:08Speaker 1: What's in My Gallbladder, brought to you by Beard Lass.
- 12:13Speaker 1: All right, so before before we bring fresh prints of
- 12:17Speaker 1: no Hair, he's just we're waiting for him to come
- 12:19Speaker 1: into the studio. We're going to do the featured Beard
- 12:22Speaker 1: of the Day. So every episode we just pick a
- 12:25Speaker 1: random beard that we want to feature. We're pretty creative
- 12:27Speaker 1: with the title. That's why Beer of the Day. So
- 12:29Speaker 1: this week featured Beard of the Day is Ben Roethlisberger.
- 12:33Speaker 1: For any of you that might live under a rock,
- 12:36Speaker 1: or maybe don't watch American football, or you know you're
- 12:39Speaker 1: really into the XFL instead of the NFL. Ben Roethlisberger
- 12:42Speaker 1: is also known as Big Ben. He's a quarterback of
- 12:45Speaker 1: one of the greatest football organizations ever, the Pittsburgh Steelers.
- 12:48Speaker 1: He's been in the league since two thousand and four
- 12:50Speaker 1: and recovering from a throwing arm injury. He was recently
- 12:54Speaker 1: attending a West Virginia basketball game and his beard stole
- 12:57Speaker 1: the show. We're going to show you because it did
- 13:00Speaker 1: steal the show. Bab oh's let's let's make it bam.
- 13:04Speaker 1: Look at that beard. He that's obviously the West Virginia
- 13:07Speaker 1: mascot right there. He rocked the hat. He was the
- 13:10Speaker 1: West Virginia mascot. You don't have to boo, you don't
- 13:13Speaker 1: have to like him. It's just the feature Beard and
- 13:15Speaker 1: Beard Anthony. So yeah, so he was at the game.
- 13:20Speaker 1: His beard stole the show. He was the mascot and
- 13:23Speaker 1: his beard is looking so good that people don't even
- 13:25Speaker 1: recognize him. He was actually sitting three people away from
- 13:29Speaker 1: Ryan Switzer, who is a wide receiver for the Steelers,
- 13:31Speaker 1: and that was the guy that they featured on the
- 13:33Speaker 1: jumbo tron and everything. It was like Ryan Switzer, you know,
- 13:36Speaker 1: the wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. And then in
- 13:38Speaker 1: the shot you can actually see Big Ben's sitting there.
- 13:42Speaker 1: So he said, I think it was last month. Big
- 13:46Speaker 1: Ben said that he would grow his beard until he
- 13:49Speaker 1: could throw again. So as a Steelers fan, I'm a
- 13:53Speaker 1: little bit torn because I love the big, bushy beard,
- 13:56Speaker 1: but the fact that he can't throw a football is
- 13:58Speaker 1: a little bit concerning as a fan personally, if he
- 14:01Speaker 1: wanted to grow the beard out for life and never
- 14:03Speaker 1: throw football again, I'd be okay with it, especially since
- 14:06Speaker 1: bearded Steeler great defensive end Brett Keesl. He did his
- 14:12Speaker 1: very last beard shave where he went into a children's
- 14:16Speaker 1: hospital shaved his beard off for the I think it
- 14:18Speaker 1: was the Yeah, the up MC Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh.
- 14:21Speaker 1: He would do that every year. He's done I think
- 14:22Speaker 1: for seven years, and he said that this one that
- 14:25Speaker 1: he just did was his last one. So maybe with
- 14:28Speaker 1: him out, maybe Big Ben could come in and fill
- 14:31Speaker 1: the shoes. Is he retiring just retired a couple.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Of ti years ago. Okay, so he's probably leaving Pittsburgh.
- 14:40Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I don't know if he's leaving Pittsburgh or
- 14:43Speaker 1: he just said, you know what, like maybe I'll just
- 14:46Speaker 1: donate money and I'll just keep my beard.
- 14:48Speaker 2: He's probably got some of it.
- 14:50Speaker 1: So yeah. So I'm just sending a quick message to
- 14:53Speaker 1: friends fresh Prince of no hairt see if he is ready.
- 14:59Speaker 2: To do the birthdays.
- 15:00Speaker 1: Yeah. So we have another segment where that Logans came
- 15:02Speaker 1: up with a couple of birthdays in February, So have bearded.
- 15:07Speaker 2: Birthdays for the week starting on Mondays of February tenth
- 15:13Speaker 2: through Sunday, February sixteenth, special birthdays of people who have beards.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Jennifer Anderston's was this week. She does not have a beard,
- 15:24Speaker 2: thank God. But quite honestly, it's Jennifer Anderson.
- 15:28Speaker 1: So happy birthday, Jen, Happy birthday.
- 15:30Speaker 2: Anyways. February tenth, on Monday, no one famous, apparently from
- 15:36Speaker 2: whatever internet stuff i'm looking at, No one famous born
- 15:40Speaker 2: on February tenth has ever grown a good beard. I
- 15:42Speaker 2: find that disturbing.
- 15:43Speaker 1: That is disturbing.
- 15:44Speaker 2: February eleventh, Burt Reynolds. No beard, however, sweet porn.
- 15:49Speaker 1: Stash, yes, and as Anthony even talks about how Baker
- 15:52Speaker 1: Mayfield has a great stash. Yeah, he does, but he
- 15:57Speaker 1: can't compete.
- 15:58Speaker 2: That's true. I'm sorry, I was looking for people. I was.
- 16:02Speaker 2: Mike Shanoda of Lincoln Park turns forty three. Every once
- 16:05Speaker 2: in a while he rocks a beard.
- 16:06Speaker 5: But whatever.
- 16:07Speaker 2: Moving along. February twelve, yesterday, listen.
- 16:10Speaker 1: To this, I'm listening, Abe Lincoln.
- 16:14Speaker 2: His birthday was yesterday. He turned one hundred and seventy
- 16:17Speaker 2: five years old. I don't know if that's the right number.
- 16:19Speaker 2: It's actually fairly close. I'm looking at it. He was
- 16:23Speaker 2: born in eighteen o nine. Wow, so he's like two
- 16:27Speaker 2: hundred and eleven years old today, Abe Lincoln, Wow, shout out,
- 16:30Speaker 2: Abe rocking the beard without the stash.
- 16:33Speaker 1: He was actually a featured Beard of the Day on
- 16:36Speaker 1: one of the previous podcasts, and I've thrown a couple
- 16:39Speaker 1: of it.
- 16:39Speaker 2: Was one of my faves.
- 16:40Speaker 1: Yeah, he would probably have been a cool dude to
- 16:42Speaker 1: hang out with.
- 16:43Speaker 2: Sure. Bill Russell turned eighty six yesterday.
- 16:46Speaker 1: Beaconing of cool guys, Speaking of.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Cool guys, Bill Russell rocks, great basketball beard. It's nice.
- 16:53Speaker 2: Charles Darwin sideburns. Yeah, he was around there, wicked chops
- 16:59Speaker 2: and one who doesn't know who Charles Darwin is. He's
- 17:01Speaker 2: a biologist. He's smart dude. He was actually born the
- 17:05Speaker 2: same year that Lincoln was. He lived longer because he
- 17:07Speaker 2: never went to ports Theater too soon. He wasn't a
- 17:12Speaker 2: fan of the arts. February thirteenth today. The only one
- 17:15Speaker 2: I could come up with. It's I do it quick starts.
- 17:18Speaker 2: Randy Moss, Randy Moss, Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Randy Moss,
- 17:23Speaker 2: Randy Moss.
- 17:23Speaker 1: If you're hurting for money, I want to be on
- 17:24Speaker 1: the show. You can come sure, be on the Beard
- 17:27Speaker 1: Last Show, Grow your beard out and it pays nothing.
- 17:29Speaker 2: I have five bucks.
- 17:30Speaker 1: I'd give him five dollars.
- 17:31Speaker 2: I can venmo is it is that what it's called.
- 17:35Speaker 3: I don't know how to do that.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Moving along tomorrow, Frederick Douglass. You ever seen Frederick Douglas's beard.
- 17:41Speaker 2: If you haven't seen Frederick Douglas's beard and hair, it's fan.
- 17:45Speaker 2: It's just one big hairy thing. Frederick Douglas. You don't
- 17:52Speaker 2: know who he is? Look him up.
- 17:53Speaker 1: You're talking about big hairy things. I think you're talking
- 17:56Speaker 1: about Scott.
- 17:57Speaker 2: That is a big hairy thing right there.
- 17:59Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not a thing. He's got he's got feelings.
- 18:01Speaker 2: Too, Okay, Saturday Galileo. So you go from Friday to Saturday,
- 18:09Speaker 2: Frederick Douglas to Galileo and look him up. Huge beard.
- 18:13Speaker 2: He was an inventor for anyone who doesn't know that.
- 18:15Speaker 1: Yeah, but I know a guy with a better beard
- 18:17Speaker 1: who has a birthday Saturday.
- 18:19Speaker 2: Oh, famous beard Saturday. I was getting to that. You
- 18:23Speaker 2: just ruined my thing. I was gonna surprise anyways.
- 18:28Speaker 1: You were not. I'm looking at your note, it's.
- 18:30Speaker 2: Not on here.
- 18:31Speaker 1: You were getting to it.
- 18:31Speaker 2: I was, it's your birthday, and that birthday, Matt's birthday
- 18:36Speaker 2: on Saturday. Mister Beard laws himself. He turns fifty two.
- 18:41Speaker 1: Fifty two, guys, I made it very good looking for
- 18:44Speaker 1: fifty two. No grays either, No, I got like one
- 18:47Speaker 1: way but a hide the camera.
- 18:49Speaker 2: Holy crap, I can see it. He turns thirty five,
- 18:53Speaker 2: So happy birthday buddy. On Saturday.
- 18:56Speaker 1: Thanks Mom. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't.
- 18:57Speaker 2: Be here, you and your and your dad.
- 19:00Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't see him chatting, so.
- 19:03Speaker 2: Yeah, he helped. Sunday is iced tea. He turned sixty one.
- 19:08Speaker 2: Everyone Smiley has something.
- 19:10Speaker 3: This was a poor week for beards.
- 19:12Speaker 2: Next week, that's what I'm going to celebrate, making the
- 19:14Speaker 2: presidents of the United States of America and we're gonna
- 19:18Speaker 2: have a beard contest with the presidents.
- 19:20Speaker 1: Yeah we are, Yeah, we are. Stay tuned, Stay tuned.
- 19:24Speaker 1: So so this just in. I think I think our
- 19:28Speaker 1: guest fresh Print you're good, right, you're backstage, Yeah he's
- 19:31Speaker 1: I think he's good. All right. So yeah, check this out.
- 19:37Speaker 1: We got a cool little thing, a little transition that
- 19:40Speaker 1: hopefully it works as cool is I think it's going
- 19:43Speaker 1: to be. So what I'm gonna do is, do you
- 19:46Speaker 1: want to play it first or you want me do
- 19:47Speaker 1: the intro? Let's let's do the intro first. A man
- 19:52Speaker 1: who isn't afraid to make a bet, A man that
- 19:55Speaker 1: man's up when he loses that bet. A man that
- 19:57Speaker 1: looks like Mario if Mario didn't have a mustache. A
- 20:01Speaker 1: man that is more pure than a newborn baby and
- 20:04Speaker 1: actually looked like one for a little bit. A man
- 20:06Speaker 1: who started all of the craziness that was the Christmas
- 20:10Speaker 1: beard Challenge, the one the only fresh prince of no hair.
- 20:14Speaker 1: But we're gonna play this. Don't clap yet, Oh you
- 20:16Speaker 1: can clap, but check this out. We got this cool
- 20:19Speaker 1: little transition. I probably should have did it before. That's kindsight.
- 20:42Speaker 1: Oh look at that good? Look at that? Were you
- 20:46Speaker 1: as pumped up as us? That was pretty cool? That
- 20:49Speaker 1: was pretty cool. We busted that out just for you,
- 20:51Speaker 1: first time we've ever done that. Hopefully everybody liked it.
- 20:56Speaker 1: That's all that matters. So what's up, man, how's it going? Oh?
- 21:00Speaker 5: Not much, you know, just doing my thing, just.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Doing your things, spending your spending your Thursday with some
- 21:07Speaker 1: really cool dudes. I appreciate you joining us, and I'm
- 21:10Speaker 1: very glad that the beard's coming back. It's looking pretty good.
- 21:14Speaker 1: It's okay, you know, no, it's it's looking pretty good.
- 21:17Speaker 1: You gotta give yourself some credit. So obviously anybody that
- 21:20Speaker 1: doesn't know Fresh Prints of No Hair TikTok guy, hundreds
- 21:24Speaker 1: of thousands of followers, just an amazing, funny content creator
- 21:29Speaker 1: and was the originator of the whole Christmas beard challenge.
- 21:32Speaker 1: So tell us in your eyes, how did the whole
- 21:35Speaker 1: Christmas beard challenge kind of start? Well?
- 21:39Speaker 6: Uh, I was running low on content ideas, and so
- 21:45Speaker 6: I was just like, you know what, me and beer
- 21:49Speaker 6: Bong John have been following each other for a little while,
- 21:52Speaker 6: and I was thinking.
- 21:53Speaker 7: Hey, hey's got a good beard, and I know I
- 21:56Speaker 7: can grow one, So how about I just called him
- 22:00Speaker 7: just to see how it goes.
- 22:03Speaker 5: And then obviously you sing words went forward.
- 22:05Speaker 1: So yeah, and my bank account did after I spent
- 22:08Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars trying to keep up with you guys.
- 22:11Speaker 1: It's a struggle, It's okay.
- 22:13Speaker 7: It was worth it, right, Yeah, you probably spent more
- 22:16Speaker 7: on Christmas bodels and I did on Christmas friths.
- 22:20Speaker 1: Facts. I spent more on Christmas balls, ornaments, the tree
- 22:24Speaker 1: I hunt for my beard, the blow up inflatables that
- 22:26Speaker 1: were in my beard than I probably did on Christmas.
- 22:29Speaker 1: So that's what you do do it you do it
- 22:31Speaker 1: for the cloud is that what the kids say.
- 22:34Speaker 2: I think.
- 22:34Speaker 1: So, so if you could find you know, it doesn't
- 22:38Speaker 1: have to be your favorite moment, but one of your
- 22:40Speaker 1: favorite moments besides you know, meeting me through the Christmas
- 22:43Speaker 1: Beer Challenge. What do you think was one of your
- 22:45Speaker 1: favorite moments of it? One of my sale for all
- 22:49Speaker 1: to get live? Yeah, just you know, just in general,
- 22:51Speaker 1: whether it's yourself, just just something you know when you're thinking. Man.
- 22:55Speaker 1: Christmas Beard Challenge of twenty nineteen, this was pretty awesome.
- 23:00Speaker 7: Well, I know, you fitting what two hundred and seventy
- 23:04Speaker 7: was it two hundred and seventy Christmas bats.
- 23:06Speaker 1: Or I did one hundred and twenty one full ornaments?
- 23:09Speaker 1: But I did it was like two hundred or something
- 23:11Speaker 1: or pots.
- 23:13Speaker 7: See, Now that's crazy. That was one thing that just
- 23:15Speaker 7: stuck out to me. And then the other one was
- 23:18Speaker 7: probably the gingerbread house that Kevin did.
- 23:22Speaker 1: That was good.
- 23:23Speaker 7: That was crazy, And so that them two's probably like
- 23:29Speaker 7: the weirdest and craziest things that I had seen.
- 23:34Speaker 1: Yeah, that was I was.
- 23:36Speaker 5: I was really mild compared to everybody else. Yeah, min
- 23:40Speaker 5: was very simple.
- 23:41Speaker 1: Did you have the same problem every time you went
- 23:43Speaker 1: like through a store or anything? You were just like, oh,
- 23:45Speaker 1: that could go in my beer. I could maybe do
- 23:47Speaker 1: that with Oh yes, yeah, it was an addiction. My
- 23:50Speaker 1: mom was so mad and disappointed with me, just like
- 23:52Speaker 1: everything else in my life. So I saw that you
- 23:57Speaker 1: were saying to back in twenty fourteen, do you still
- 24:00Speaker 1: right the Santa suit? Do you still have it? What's
- 24:02Speaker 1: the story behind it? Well?
- 24:06Speaker 7: That was I think I might have been a junior
- 24:09Speaker 7: in high school and it was Christmas time and at
- 24:14Speaker 7: the church that I went to, we would somebody would
- 24:18Speaker 7: always dress up and go around to people with special
- 24:22Speaker 7: needs or whatever to you know, bring them Christmas present.
- 24:26Speaker 1: So and I got chose that year to do it nice.
- 24:30Speaker 1: Yeah did you still have it? Or is it just
- 24:32Speaker 1: like a floating suit?
- 24:34Speaker 7: I wasn't supposed to keep it, but I had it
- 24:37Speaker 7: for a good year until they started asking, hey, where
- 24:41Speaker 7: is that Christmas? And I was like, I don't know,
- 24:44Speaker 7: and then I had to find it and it was
- 24:45Speaker 7: in the closet the.
- 24:47Speaker 5: Very bottom me.
- 24:50Speaker 1: What what what got you growing the beard? Like for me,
- 24:53Speaker 1: it was just kind of pure leaziness for a while.
- 24:55Speaker 1: He started growing it because he's trying to catch me,
- 24:57Speaker 1: I think, and he wanted to really be on the show.
- 24:59Speaker 1: So I'm just curious what got you growing your beard?
- 25:03Speaker 7: Well, I noticed I started to grow facial hair when
- 25:07Speaker 7: I was probably in the eighth grade.
- 25:09Speaker 1: Cheese area, and I was one of the only.
- 25:12Speaker 5: Ones that could.
- 25:14Speaker 7: And I was freshman or sophomore, and I noticed, nobody
- 25:20Speaker 7: else can grow one, So I'm gonna grow one.
- 25:23Speaker 5: Yeah, And I grew mine out.
- 25:27Speaker 7: The longest I had ever had, and it, of course
- 25:29Speaker 7: it didn't look great because I didn't know how to
- 25:31Speaker 7: shape it up or anything like that. One half was
- 25:34Speaker 7: a little bit higher than the other one. But it
- 25:36Speaker 7: was cool. I was the only one that could do it.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 25:40Speaker 5: But you would think that the chicks would dig it,
- 25:42Speaker 5: but they didn't like it. And I don't know why.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't make sense. They were too young to
- 25:47Speaker 1: no better.
- 25:47Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not women yet.
- 25:49Speaker 7: They hadn't matured, right, but uh yeah, and I liked
- 25:54Speaker 7: everybody being like that guy can grow beard, and I
- 25:58Speaker 7: just that gave me something, a little you know, confidence boost.
- 26:06Speaker 1: Does Uh does the wife like you better with or
- 26:10Speaker 1: without the beard?
- 26:12Speaker 2: Oh?
- 26:13Speaker 5: She she loves it with the beard.
- 26:16Speaker 1: Smart. Thanks wife for supporting the beard.
- 26:20Speaker 2: Well that's why she's still there. Yeah.
- 26:22Speaker 1: So so mea wants to know if you're going to
- 26:24Speaker 1: do a Valentine's Day beard.
- 26:28Speaker 7: I thought about it, but I feel I wish it
- 26:31Speaker 7: would have been a little bit longer.
- 26:33Speaker 5: It would have looked a whole lot better. Paint glitter
- 26:35Speaker 5: that would have.
- 26:36Speaker 1: Looked it would have looked cool except for its glitter.
- 26:41Speaker 1: You know me and my my love for glitter. So
- 26:45Speaker 1: what got you into TikTok.
- 26:49Speaker 5: Well, it was actually my little sister.
- 26:50Speaker 7: She would of course, you know, she's younger than me.
- 26:54Speaker 7: So that's the rage with the kids. They're just all
- 26:57Speaker 7: making video. And I watched it for a little while
- 27:01Speaker 7: and I was like, I missed out on vine. So
- 27:04Speaker 7: I was like, I'm gonna try this, and I did,
- 27:08Speaker 7: and somehow I clicked with something.
- 27:11Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 27:12Speaker 1: It's crazy. It is crazy. It's a weird little app,
- 27:17Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah? Who who is one of the first
- 27:22Speaker 1: people that you followed on TikTok Uh?
- 27:28Speaker 5: It was a guy I think his name is Nolan Roseborough.
- 27:33Speaker 7: Oh yeah, he he makes his content is completely different
- 27:39Speaker 7: than the way mine is. And I just I like
- 27:43Speaker 7: that him and a guy named it's Brandon Ferris.
- 27:48Speaker 1: Okay, know, if y'all have ever.
- 27:49Speaker 5: Heard of him?
- 27:51Speaker 7: I've heard the name a Yeah, it's a bit a
- 27:55Speaker 7: bunch of different guys that I probably can't even remember
- 27:58Speaker 7: now it's it's.
- 27:58Speaker 5: Been over a year.
- 28:00Speaker 1: Fine, yeah, ship know what you need to do. You
- 28:03Speaker 1: need to look them up and you need to do
- 28:04Speaker 1: with them. That's what you should and just be like
- 28:08Speaker 1: you know, this was the first man that I followed.
- 28:11Speaker 2: See if he can grow beard?
- 28:13Speaker 1: Can he grow beard?
- 28:15Speaker 2: Does he have one?
- 28:15Speaker 1: Does he have a beard? I ain't never sing him
- 28:18Speaker 1: with the woman?
- 28:19Speaker 5: I don't mean.
- 28:21Speaker 1: Man, We're gonna have to try to get on that.
- 28:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you should.
- 28:24Speaker 1: So if you could pick not your favorite, but one
- 28:28Speaker 1: of maybe your favorite videos on TikTok, what would it be?
- 28:33Speaker 5: Oh? What it was? I'm having of course there's somebody
- 28:40Speaker 5: at the door and I've.
- 28:42Speaker 1: Got that's okay, that's all right?
- 28:46Speaker 5: Ah my favorite?
- 28:53Speaker 1: Oh oh no, what happened? Oh that's okay? I thought
- 28:57Speaker 1: we lost you and you cry for.
- 29:03Speaker 7: The My favorite was probably the women driving. How different
- 29:09Speaker 7: women and men are while they drive. That was probably
- 29:13Speaker 7: my favorite.
- 29:14Speaker 1: That's a good one for anybody that hasn't seen it.
- 29:17Speaker 5: You from my wife. My wife, she's she's got road rage.
- 29:26Speaker 7: Oh boy, she'll tell you that she has road rage.
- 29:31Speaker 7: And I take everything that I do me pretending to
- 29:35Speaker 7: be a woman, I take from her. So yeah, nice,
- 29:40Speaker 7: it's good, probably my favorite. It got me the most
- 29:43Speaker 7: clout in the beginning.
- 29:44Speaker 1: So very nice. So you did another video a little
- 29:48Speaker 1: while back that you said there are two types of
- 29:49Speaker 1: people in this world. One people who eat fruit roller
- 29:53Speaker 1: Mason smooth and just kind of one bude at a time,
- 29:56Speaker 1: or people that just fall it up and just shove
- 29:58Speaker 1: it in there. So which one are you?
- 30:01Speaker 5: I think you.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Can't hear me.
- 30:05Speaker 5: I think I'm having some technical difficulty. I can't hear nobody.
- 30:10Speaker 1: You can't hear me.
- 30:13Speaker 5: Oh it's just oh no, unless there's something that I
- 30:19Speaker 5: did too. I don't know chechnology.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Here, we'll remove you from the stream and we'll see
- 30:24Speaker 1: if you could come back, or if you want to
- 30:27Speaker 1: jump out and jump back and whatever's easier for you,
- 30:30Speaker 1: except for you can't hear me, all right, So I
- 30:37Speaker 1: don't think you can hear me. Can you hear me yet?
- 30:42Speaker 2: Nope? Nope.
- 30:43Speaker 1: I'm gonna butt you and then come back. I'm going
- 30:47Speaker 1: to you then come back, all right. So hopefully he'll
- 30:58Speaker 1: exit if somebody. If somebody wants to put in the comment,
- 31:02Speaker 1: exit and come back, and then I'll feature that comment.
- 31:05Speaker 1: So one of the things that he did is he
- 31:06Speaker 1: did a video that let's see if you can come back?
- 31:10Speaker 1: Can you hear it?
- 31:12Speaker 7: Oh?
- 31:16Speaker 2: He still can't her?
- 31:21Speaker 1: Damn Trent, can you hear me now? Right back? Are
- 31:27Speaker 1: you back? Do you want me to you want me
- 31:31Speaker 1: to lean yeah, and then come back.
- 31:35Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll come back.
- 31:36Speaker 2: Yeah, it's awesome. I'm not a technology guy either. I
- 31:39Speaker 2: would be like, I don't know what to do.
- 31:41Speaker 1: This was fun. We didn't even plan this. Uh, Anthony,
- 31:45Speaker 1: I cannot get a shirt that that's big. It is
- 31:48Speaker 1: not bon Jovi, but we're working on a bon Jovi.
- 31:52Speaker 1: So if anybody knows him or his cousins with him
- 31:54Speaker 1: with bon Jovi's great guy. Yeah.
- 31:58Speaker 2: I heard he gives a love a bad name though
- 32:00Speaker 2: he Uh, there was that one time he did give
- 32:02Speaker 2: love a bad name.
- 32:03Speaker 3: I wasn't there, but I heard about it exactly.
- 32:06Speaker 2: Quite a thing.
- 32:07Speaker 1: I'm ketchup and he's mustard.
- 32:10Speaker 2: That's good. Yeah.
- 32:12Speaker 1: So when you were talking about his ugly mug, you
- 32:15Speaker 1: actually met his face, right, because it is ugly. Speaking
- 32:20Speaker 1: of mugs, what's up? Can you hear us? I hear
- 32:23Speaker 1: y'all now, yeah, talking says we did it. I'm blaming. Yeah, yeah,
- 32:33Speaker 1: we're we're gonna blame you too. I mean, no, we're not.
- 32:36Speaker 1: We're gonna blame Trent. Trent shouldn't have called.
- 32:38Speaker 2: You man, that Trent guy, always messing stuff up.
- 32:43Speaker 4: I told him, Trent, you owe us, you owe him?
- 32:49Speaker 4: So what I was asking before Trent interrupted us, you
- 32:52Speaker 4: bet you did a video a little while back there.
- 32:53Speaker 1: So there's two types of people in this world. One
- 32:56Speaker 1: when they take a fruit roll up and they just
- 32:57Speaker 1: gently kind of eat it one bite at a time,
- 33:00Speaker 1: or the other person that just falls it up and
- 33:02Speaker 1: just shoves it in their mouth. Which one? Are you?
- 33:06Speaker 7: I'm a bowler, there you are, I'm just throwing it?
- 33:11Speaker 2: Are you? I'm so unskilled at the fruit roll ups?
- 33:17Speaker 2: I guess probably flat, or you're gonna just kind of
- 33:19Speaker 2: I'm a nibbler. I nibble. I think.
- 33:22Speaker 1: I think I'm team Fresh Prince and no Hair. I'm
- 33:24Speaker 1: gonna I'm just gonna roll it up.
- 33:26Speaker 2: I haven't I haven't had a fruit roll up in
- 33:27Speaker 2: twenty years.
- 33:29Speaker 1: Can somebody send us some fruit roll ups? In next episode?
- 33:32Speaker 1: We're gonna eat some fruit roll ups. We're gonna do that,
- 33:36Speaker 1: and then we're gonna forget that this happened, and then
- 33:38Speaker 1: we're just gonna try it. So, mom, can you buy
- 33:40Speaker 1: us some fruit roll ups? Or Logan's mom or Meg
- 33:43Speaker 1: or Molly or anybody have seventy And then we're gonna
- 33:47Speaker 1: send a bunch of fresh prince and no hair and
- 33:49Speaker 1: we're gonna get on this video and we're gonna see
- 33:51Speaker 1: how it goes. Ye, so a child. So I have
- 33:56Speaker 1: to ask, do you still have beef with the McDonald's
- 33:58Speaker 1: employee and their because I know you did a little
- 34:01Speaker 1: bit of a rant of video once.
- 34:04Speaker 5: Me and McDonald's are hitting.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Miss.
- 34:08Speaker 7: I love McDonald's because they got some of the best
- 34:12Speaker 7: chicken nuggets. But when it comes to customer service, half
- 34:17Speaker 7: of the time it's a little hit.
- 34:19Speaker 5: Or miss that you tell them, yeah, you tell them.
- 34:24Speaker 7: Hey, I want a sweet tea, and they're like, oh,
- 34:26Speaker 7: we got you an unsweet tea. It's like, do I
- 34:30Speaker 7: look like I like unsweet Teaey?
- 34:35Speaker 1: I don't know how to answer that. I'm gonna say yes, I.
- 34:38Speaker 5: Mean, I'm I'm from the South. Of course, nobody here
- 34:45Speaker 5: likes unsweet tea.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Why is it even an option? I don't know.
- 34:50Speaker 8: As probably people thinking that they're gonna sell something healthy,
- 34:54Speaker 8: and they're like, hey, we know in this area they
- 34:58Speaker 8: like to have sugar in everything.
- 35:01Speaker 1: Right, anything, anything south of Washington, d C. Let's let's
- 35:04Speaker 1: start a movement no unsweetened tea.
- 35:06Speaker 2: They're trying to curb diabetes.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna get it. If you're gonna get it,
- 35:11Speaker 1: it's not like you're ordering yeah, I don't know, for
- 35:15Speaker 1: roll ups by the ball and then then drinking sweet teas,
- 35:18Speaker 1: like having unsweetened and then putting mountain doing your sweet tea?
- 35:22Speaker 1: Is that a thing in the South, not where I'm from.
- 35:28Speaker 1: That's good because that sounds cras. I was waiting for
- 35:30Speaker 1: the butt. So uh. You did a video back in
- 35:34Speaker 1: March of twenty nineteen in the Mirror and it was
- 35:38Speaker 1: if the mirror could talk back. Do you think you
- 35:41Speaker 1: can take credit for inventing the bathroom mirror TikTok scene.
- 35:47Speaker 7: I don't want to take my own horn, but I
- 35:53Speaker 7: want to think I started. I'm never gonna say it
- 35:57Speaker 7: because I'm too nice of a guy.
- 35:59Speaker 1: Well I'm gonna say it. Yeah, you started it, and
- 36:04Speaker 1: I think what we should do is we should do
- 36:05Speaker 1: a duet train of us doing in the original video,
- 36:09Speaker 1: and then it's just proof that you were the originator.
- 36:13Speaker 1: Let's do let's make let's do it, let's do edit.
- 36:17Speaker 1: You should Olkan's gonna put it in notes and we're
- 36:19Speaker 1: gonna do that. That's gonna be a thing we're gonna do,
- 36:21Speaker 1: and it's going to be a perfect Valentine's Day gift
- 36:24Speaker 1: to everybody, and to all the people that aren't going
- 36:26Speaker 1: to get a Valentine's Day gift, this is going to
- 36:28Speaker 1: be your gift.
- 36:31Speaker 5: That's great.
- 36:32Speaker 1: So I have another question for you. The time that
- 36:34Speaker 1: you pooed and sneezed at the same time. How did
- 36:37Speaker 1: that work out for you? And have you done it
- 36:40Speaker 1: again since, because I've had a couple of buddies that
- 36:42Speaker 1: have done that, So don't feel bad, you're not alone.
- 36:47Speaker 1: It's a rare.
- 36:48Speaker 7: Terms, but it's something that you never forget. Oh it's
- 36:57Speaker 7: like your whole body just.
- 37:00Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh.
- 37:02Speaker 5: You're doing It's the weirdest thing because you go to
- 37:06Speaker 5: sneeze and then comes out both and so.
- 37:12Speaker 1: Lie you have no.
- 37:17Speaker 2: That's the cheapest full body cleans you can get, though.
- 37:20Speaker 1: In sweet and tea and it is.
- 37:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 37:23Speaker 1: I mean, like you said, you'll never forget, I'll never forget.
- 37:26Speaker 1: The first time my one buddy Who's Gonna get mentioned
- 37:28Speaker 1: this episode twice Ian Oh. The first time that he
- 37:31Speaker 1: did it, he was at a party. It happened, he
- 37:34Speaker 1: manned up, he finished out the party, the little outfit change.
- 37:37Speaker 1: And then my other buddy, who I'm not going to
- 37:39Speaker 1: say because like he's a doctor and lives in the
- 37:41Speaker 1: South and has like a business and stuff, but he
- 37:44Speaker 1: was at also a party and he sneezed and then
- 37:47Speaker 1: he had that pure look of panic and then he
- 37:50Speaker 1: went run in and we made fun of our other
- 37:52Speaker 1: buddy number one, who did it so much that he
- 37:55Speaker 1: was in heaven. He was running up the stairs after him, laughing.
- 37:58Speaker 1: And this was before like we could record stuff with
- 38:00Speaker 1: cell phones and everything. And like you said, you don't forget,
- 38:03Speaker 1: but you never forget when your friends do it too,
- 38:06Speaker 1: and knock on wood. I haven't had that happen to me,
- 38:08Speaker 1: but I feel like my day's coming.
- 38:10Speaker 2: I think all of our days are coming for that.
- 38:12Speaker 2: I mean, hopefully it's when you're older and you have
- 38:13Speaker 2: an excuse. I'm seventy, what do you expect.
- 38:19Speaker 5: Not when you're twenty No, no.
- 38:21Speaker 2: That shouldn't be happening when you're partying.
- 38:24Speaker 1: So I know you think that cheese pizza isn't a
- 38:29Speaker 1: real pizza that you need to add pepperoni to it. Yeah, yeah, okay,
- 38:35Speaker 1: but I gotta know what's your thought on pineapple on pizza. Yes, yeah,
- 38:44Speaker 1: she's on. We heard that it was her around the world.
- 38:50Speaker 1: Pineapple is a fruit.
- 38:53Speaker 7: It should not be covered in cheese and pizza salves.
- 38:58Speaker 5: No, there's it should be in a bowl right in
- 39:02Speaker 5: the refrigerator, not on your pizza.
- 39:07Speaker 2: I like it, just.
- 39:10Speaker 1: It doesn't belong in Yeah, yeah, and on there's the
- 39:15Speaker 1: whole thing going around right now where there's like some
- 39:17Speaker 1: war on TikTok where it's like pineapple pizza and this
- 39:21Speaker 1: and that. So I, uh, Jackson the Ginger, he did
- 39:25Speaker 1: a thing, you know where you could be on his
- 39:27Speaker 1: team or whatever. No, pine I'm a no pineapple on
- 39:29Speaker 1: pizza strong, no pineapple on pizza. So I did a video.
- 39:32Speaker 1: I've gotten so much hate from so many people like, oh,
- 39:36Speaker 1: pineapple pizza. So I'm asking all the people in here,
- 39:39Speaker 1: all twenty two of you, I want you to comment
- 39:41Speaker 1: Pineapple on pizza or no pineapple on pizza. We're taking
- 39:45Speaker 1: a pull. So far we got three no pineapple on
- 39:48Speaker 1: pizza in one pineapple on pizza. So let's see in
- 39:52Speaker 1: the comments. Oh, we got a pineapple on pizzas the bomb.
- 39:56Speaker 1: You should probably just put a bomb on it and
- 39:58Speaker 1: blow it up.
- 39:59Speaker 2: That's really good.
- 40:00Speaker 1: I get banana peppers on my pizza. Okay, no pineapple,
- 40:04Speaker 1: You guys suck false news. No, no, tom can't, can't,
- 40:09Speaker 1: can't sow tomatoes warm. Pineapple is weird. It's so weird
- 40:13Speaker 1: it should not be on a pizza.
- 40:14Speaker 2: It's really good.
- 40:16Speaker 1: Skip tomatoes because no, all right, pepperoni and pineapple is delicious.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Can't get down there, Yes, Sarah, thank you. I'm gonna no. Yes, pineapple,
- 40:26Speaker 1: no tomatoes a fruit. Yeah, but it's not pineapple. Yes,
- 40:29Speaker 1: my mom knows what long lived pineapple pizza? Come on,
- 40:36Speaker 1: unless it's Hawaiian. No, then leave it in Hawaii. Yes pineapple,
- 40:40Speaker 1: No pineapple. Pineapples are for people with no beards. Yes,
- 40:45Speaker 1: no pineapple for the gladder. No pineapple on pizza. Send it.
- 40:50Speaker 1: I think that's a Yes, we're gonna skip that. I'm
- 40:52Speaker 1: calling the police. Don't do that. Ain't nobody got time
- 40:55Speaker 1: for that. No pineapple on pizza. She loves pineapple on pizza.
- 40:59Speaker 1: I agree with Banana Pepper.
- 41:00Speaker 2: I think you're fifty here.
- 41:02Speaker 1: Boys, No, it's still like seventy third.
- 41:05Speaker 2: You don't even know how to count.
- 41:06Speaker 1: No pineapple on pizza? All right, So on every episode,
- 41:09Speaker 1: I don't want to take too much more of your
- 41:10Speaker 1: time up, but we ask would you rather questions? Or
- 41:13Speaker 1: just random questions? So we want to ask you something,
- 41:16Speaker 1: got to answer it. Most of them are you know,
- 41:18Speaker 1: option A or being. If anybody in the chat wants
- 41:20Speaker 1: to play along, let's hear your answers, we'll throw our
- 41:23Speaker 1: answers in maybe, but it's all about you. Are you ready? Okay?
- 41:28Speaker 1: Would you rather popcorn or sneeze butter?
- 41:33Speaker 5: Sneeze butter.
- 41:34Speaker 1: I'd go sneeze butter.
- 41:35Speaker 2: I think I'm far And popcorn you don't have to wipe.
- 41:38Speaker 1: Dry anyways than a popcorn fire.
- 41:45Speaker 2: Exactly exactly.
- 41:45Speaker 1: I see what you did that. Would you rather pee
- 41:48Speaker 1: every time you stand up? Or poop every time you
- 41:51Speaker 1: sit down? Ah? Yeah, that's a good one.
- 41:58Speaker 5: Poop every time I sit down? It's poopa.
- 42:01Speaker 1: Wow?
- 42:02Speaker 2: I was rather peak? I usually do any.
- 42:04Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta say, I think I have that problem,
- 42:05Speaker 1: but I think I have both problems. So anyways, would
- 42:08Speaker 1: you rather have fifty thousand dollars deposited into your bank
- 42:12Speaker 1: account right now we're not really going to do this
- 42:14Speaker 1: hypothetical or five hundred thousand pennies, but you can't.
- 42:21Speaker 2: Five hundred thousand dollars in pennies.
- 42:23Speaker 1: Yes, which, yeah, five hundred thousand dollars in penny sorry, yes,
- 42:27Speaker 1: but you can't convert them or put them into a
- 42:30Speaker 1: bank account. You have to spend them as is.
- 42:37Speaker 5: As much as I do love God, can I have
- 42:40Speaker 5: that meaning? So I'm gonna go with the.
- 42:47Speaker 1: First fifty thousand feet Yeah?
- 42:52Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 42:53Speaker 1: What about your viewers? Are you going fifty thousand rate
- 42:55Speaker 1: into your bank account right now? Or five hundred thousand
- 42:58Speaker 1: dollars in pennies? I think I'm gonna go pennies one,
- 43:03Speaker 1: because it'd be really cool to see a room full
- 43:05Speaker 1: of five hundred thousand pennies. And you know what I'd do.
- 43:08Speaker 1: The first thing I'd do is I'd fly. I'd pay
- 43:10Speaker 1: for an airline ticket own pennies. I'd fly down to
- 43:13Speaker 1: see you, and then I would buy you some unsweetened
- 43:16Speaker 1: tea and some fruit roll ups and I'd be like bam,
- 43:19Speaker 1: paid with pennies, and then Donald's employees would not be happy.
- 43:23Speaker 1: And we're gonna put some pepperoni on that pizza. What
- 43:25Speaker 1: I'm gonna do? And then I'm gonna order a pineapple
- 43:27Speaker 1: pizza and we're gonna shoot it. That's what we're gonna do. Yeah. Well,
- 43:36Speaker 1: you can't convert them. You gotta spend, as is Brian
- 43:39Speaker 1: fifty thousand. All right, Uh, what did I have next
- 43:43Speaker 1: for you?
- 43:45Speaker 7: So?
- 43:45Speaker 1: Would you rather give up social media for the rest
- 43:48Speaker 1: of your life or give up movie and TV?
- 43:55Speaker 5: Give That's what I'm gonna go for.
- 44:00Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be you know what I mean, if you
- 44:01Speaker 1: can watch any TV show, any movies, any sports, anything
- 44:05Speaker 1: like that, that'd be rough. Yeah, exactly.
- 44:09Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Making it rain, We're gonna make it hell tting does
- 44:16Speaker 1: that to start throwing? We don't love the pineapple pull?
- 44:20Speaker 1: All right? So you have just been deemed the head
- 44:25Speaker 1: person of running Heck. What is Heck? It's the place
- 44:29Speaker 1: people go who aren't evil enough for hell. So you
- 44:32Speaker 1: get to design the first torture device. What do you design? Oh,
- 44:43Speaker 1: that's probably a.
- 44:44Speaker 5: Tickle and device. Ooh, with a feather.
- 44:48Speaker 7: Oh, but you the only way you can get out
- 44:52Speaker 7: of it is if you eat off your cuffs that
- 44:55Speaker 7: are restraining you, but they're also twisting.
- 45:00Speaker 1: So you know what I'm gonna do.
- 45:03Speaker 7: I just thought I'm gonna give I'd be talking.
- 45:07Speaker 1: About xlax in every single dessert and lots of pepper.
- 45:13Speaker 1: So all these people are gonna have to sneeze and
- 45:15Speaker 1: pooh at the same time. That's gonna be their punish.
- 45:19Speaker 2: That's good, that's what you're hiring.
- 45:23Speaker 3: Celine Dion.
- 45:25Speaker 2: Celine Dion is gonna be my greeter at the door,
- 45:27Speaker 2: and she's gonna sing to every person for the rest
- 45:29Speaker 2: of their lives. Maybe that's probably yeah, although maybe that's
- 45:36Speaker 2: more for hell all right, maybe Lady Gaga, she at
- 45:40Speaker 2: least has some style. I don't somebody annoying like that,
- 45:44Speaker 2: Like here, this is this is John singing to him forever.
- 45:48Speaker 1: We got two more questions and then I promise we'll
- 45:50Speaker 1: leave you a bet. You get one billion billion with
- 45:54Speaker 1: a B dollars, but you can never leave the leave
- 45:58Speaker 1: the state of Ohio. Do you take it? Yes? Okay? Yeah, Ohio?
- 46:10Speaker 1: What's got to ye If your belly button was a
- 46:16Speaker 1: real button and you could press it once a day,
- 46:20Speaker 1: what would you have it do?
- 46:27Speaker 5: I could press it one time a day.
- 46:29Speaker 1: One time a day.
- 46:31Speaker 8: H h.
- 46:36Speaker 2: That's a tough one.
- 46:37Speaker 1: A tough one, Dana, come on.
- 46:41Speaker 7: Oh make me less gas, that's what.
- 46:47Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a shared decision. Apparently that's funny.
- 47:00Speaker 2: There.
- 47:01Speaker 1: Listen, man, I can't thank you enough for taking the
- 47:03Speaker 1: time to do this interview. Absolutely amazing. I'm still a
- 47:06Speaker 1: little mad at Trent. So next time you see him,
- 47:08Speaker 1: you know, just be like, listen, man, trying to do
- 47:10Speaker 1: a thing over here.
- 47:12Speaker 9: You know who is Trent? By the way, he's my brother.
- 47:17Speaker 9: He never until I'm doing something like he has nothing
- 47:23Speaker 9: to do with me.
- 47:24Speaker 1: Nope, he saw you on here and he's like, I'm
- 47:26Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna sabot us listen to But seriously, man,
- 47:33Speaker 1: thank you so much. We've got a couple. You're surprised.
- 47:36Speaker 1: What sorry cut you off there ahead, No, I was
- 47:39Speaker 1: just gonna like pretty much tell you goodbye. So if
- 47:42Speaker 1: you got something to say, shameless plug of the day,
- 47:46Speaker 1: shameless plug the day, what do you have coming on?
- 47:48Speaker 1: You got anything exciting that you want to almost didn't
- 47:50Speaker 1: give you your chance to shine. That's the whole reason you're
- 47:52Speaker 1: on here. We got coming on.
- 47:56Speaker 7: Well, you know, we have theodies, I'll Beard bro hoodies
- 48:01Speaker 7: and the shirts.
- 48:02Speaker 5: I'm guessing it's still just shirts and hoodie.
- 48:05Speaker 7: Shirts and hoodies yep, right and right right now, I'm
- 48:09Speaker 7: working on some designs for my own shirts.
- 48:14Speaker 5: Hey, Simon, we're getting pretty.
- 48:16Speaker 7: Close on finish, so maybe here soon I'll be able
- 48:20Speaker 7: to show out some of.
- 48:21Speaker 5: My own merchandise.
- 48:23Speaker 1: Absolutely, and you know, you know you're my guy. You
- 48:26Speaker 1: ever need any help or anything, you know where to
- 48:28Speaker 1: how to reach out, get a hold of me, like
- 48:30Speaker 1: you were talking about. Here is the t shirts for
- 48:33Speaker 1: the beard Bros. You guys can check them out beard
- 48:34Speaker 1: laws dot com, slash beard Bros. Feel free to check
- 48:38Speaker 1: them out. Oh we want this one so seriously, man,
- 48:41Speaker 1: Thank you so much for taking the time. We got
- 48:42Speaker 1: a couple exciting plans for the future and potential future episodes.
- 48:47Speaker 1: You know, if you ever want to be on it again,
- 48:49Speaker 1: you've got something coming out when you do get your
- 48:51Speaker 1: own merchant, stuff like that, you want to announce it,
- 48:53Speaker 1: Let's take some time, get us on the show, and
- 48:55Speaker 1: we'll we'll definitely share on social media and we'll share
- 48:58Speaker 1: it on here. It's not good mane awesome, seriously, man,
- 49:02Speaker 1: I appreciate you and thank you so much. Yeah, we'll
- 49:05Speaker 1: do it again sometime.
- 49:06Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 49:07Speaker 1: Yeah of course. Hey, and remember never trust a fart
- 49:10Speaker 1: after Taco.
- 49:11Speaker 2: Tuesday, especially if you've been eating popcorn or butter.
- 49:15Speaker 1: Beat him, butter awesome. Man, Thanks again, and we'll talk soon.
- 49:18Speaker 1: I appreciate it, alright, bye, y'all, All right later. MANI
- 49:24Speaker 1: what an amazing guy, fresh prince and no hair. Everybody
- 49:27Speaker 1: check him out on social media. He's on Instagram, he's
- 49:29Speaker 1: on TikTok, he's on He's on all of it. He's
- 49:32Speaker 1: probably out here on the Facebook world too. I know
- 49:34Speaker 1: we're we got like eleven minutes. We ran a little over.
- 49:37Speaker 1: That was a lot of fun. We're gonna blame Trent
- 49:40Speaker 1: for some technical difficulties. But let's let's just take a
- 49:43Speaker 1: quick second. We're gonna run some ads, so real quick.
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- 51:14Speaker 1: mustache wax, all sorts of cool stuff. It's gonna be
- 51:17Speaker 1: some reviews. We're gonna be throwing that in the beard
- 51:20Speaker 1: and we got the Dirty Beard Company and we're gonna
- 51:23Speaker 1: do a live demo right now. Logan's gonna do it. Oh,
- 51:27Speaker 1: set them up. He's never used this, he's never seen Yes, this,
- 51:30Speaker 1: these guys are handcraft made in Toronto. This is called
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- 51:40Speaker 1: them out. So not only does it come with a
- 51:43Speaker 1: cool little case that you can put on your belt,
- 51:44Speaker 1: it's got a nice little combe. And then what's on the.
- 51:46Speaker 3: Other side looks like something on the other side, Oh.
- 51:53Speaker 2: All right, looks like I spray this into man beard.
- 52:00Speaker 1: Oh that's a lot. That's awesome. That's aggressive. And then
- 52:04Speaker 1: and then you go ahead comb that in.
- 52:05Speaker 2: Yep, now I'm going to comb this in again.
- 52:08Speaker 1: This is the Beard Butler, located by the Dirty Beard Company.
- 52:12Speaker 1: Live little demo. Feel free to check them out.
- 52:14Speaker 2: Guys, how does it look? Do I look manly?
- 52:18Speaker 1: It looks good. It's got nice little shine to it.
- 52:19Speaker 1: That's a good a little product. It's almost like it was.
- 52:21Speaker 2: Fird for you. It's it's better that I have a
- 52:23Speaker 2: shine than.
- 52:24Speaker 1: The usual look. I run so quickly. We got about
- 52:29Speaker 1: eight minutes while we're doing this Two Beards One Record,
- 52:31Speaker 1: we said that we're going to do a quick little segment.
- 52:32Speaker 1: Two Beards is a company that myself and Greg started
- 52:37Speaker 1: where we did vinyl anything vinyl related, from products to
- 52:41Speaker 1: records to everything more or less. In the upcoming episodes,
- 52:46Speaker 1: we're going to bring this back. Whether Greg takes a
- 52:48Speaker 1: chance to come on here or it's Logan and myself.
- 52:50Speaker 1: We're going to just kind of have it as our
- 52:52Speaker 1: music segment. We'll get the merch going, We'll get all
- 52:55Speaker 1: sorts of stuff just in case you know, you want
- 52:57Speaker 1: something like that. But that's what two Beards one Record is,
- 53:00Speaker 1: and quick little thing. We just want to ask the
- 53:03Speaker 1: couple of people that are left here. I know it's
- 53:05Speaker 1: getting late, what was the last song you listened to?
- 53:08Speaker 1: We're gonna ask you one question, throw it in the chat.
- 53:12Speaker 1: What was the last song you listened to Maverick Teenage
- 53:14Speaker 1: Bottle Rocket Nice. I think that was the same one
- 53:17Speaker 1: that you did too.
- 53:18Speaker 2: That was the last song I listened to, Yes correct
- 53:20Speaker 2: before that, though Don't Lose Touch by against Me was
- 53:23Speaker 2: in my truck on the way here.
- 53:25Speaker 1: We're running. We're running real slow. We got seven minutes.
- 53:28Speaker 1: We haven't even done what's in my beard? We haven't
- 53:31Speaker 1: done beard news. What are we gonna do? Do you
- 53:34Speaker 1: guys want to hear?
- 53:35Speaker 2: You're in my thoughts.
- 53:35Speaker 1: We can run and you're in my thoughts. We'll run
- 53:37Speaker 1: a little over if anybody wants to stay cool. If anything,
- 53:40Speaker 1: it'll be good for What song makes you cry? The
- 53:42Speaker 1: song makes me cry everything to me? Teenage Bottle Rocket.
- 53:47Speaker 1: It's a song by Ray Rockett Well Ray Carlyle. He
- 53:50Speaker 1: wrote about how a son just means everything to me
- 53:53Speaker 1: and I can relate it with my daughter.
- 53:54Speaker 2: Very nice means everything. I don't know the song, actually
- 53:57Speaker 2: mine would be Fiddler's Green by the Tragically.
- 53:59Speaker 1: Hip Very nice. What song makes you guys cry?
- 54:02Speaker 2: Let us know?
- 54:03Speaker 1: All right, so let's get into what do you want
- 54:05Speaker 1: to do my thoughts?
- 54:06Speaker 2: You're in my thoughts? All right, quick thoughts.
- 54:08Speaker 1: We're gonna bust out a new segment stand by for
- 54:11Speaker 1: dramatic effects. What do you think about that out? Yeah?
- 54:26Speaker 2: You like that? I was, I was bobbing bob.
- 54:28Speaker 1: And I feel like it was that song was meant
- 54:30Speaker 1: for you. It just it just spoke to me. Definitely,
- 54:32Speaker 1: all right, So you earned my thoughts talking my thoughts.
- 54:34Speaker 2: I woke up this morning with a text from a friend.
- 54:36Speaker 2: She's a Blue Jays fan, and it says basically, uh,
- 54:42Speaker 2: blue Jays catcher arrested for masturbating in the park.
- 54:45Speaker 3: Car in a public parking lot.
- 54:50Speaker 2: What the hell?
- 54:51Speaker 1: Not cool?
- 54:52Speaker 2: Not cool? I'm a Jay's fan. This is huge. You
- 54:56Speaker 2: cannot have your one of your catchers wait in the
- 55:00Speaker 2: baseball bat in public during the day, no less if
- 55:03Speaker 2: you're gonna do it in a parking lot, which you
- 55:05Speaker 2: should not ever do it at night. So apparently cos
- 55:11Speaker 2: people are like, hey, this guy looks weird because his
- 55:14Speaker 2: pants are down to his ankles in.
- 55:15Speaker 3: His car, which is weird because they shouldn't be that close. Anyways,
- 55:17Speaker 3: cosp pull up and he's like, yeah, I was doing
- 55:19Speaker 3: it was stupid. Maybe I shouldn't have been doing this.
- 55:22Speaker 2: That is the dumbest thing someone could do, Like you're
- 55:26Speaker 2: a professional athlete. You probably for the most part, are
- 55:29Speaker 2: decent looking. Yeah, go get a woman, go get a guy,
- 55:34Speaker 2: doesn't matter. Don't get yourself in a public parking lot.
- 55:38Speaker 1: Yeah that seems like a bad idea. What the hell
- 55:42Speaker 1: I don't anyways, Yeah, you're in my thoughts.
- 55:45Speaker 2: Reese maguire, you're an idiot.
- 55:47Speaker 1: Yeah, Greece, you.
- 55:48Speaker 2: Better darn well bat three point fifty with thirty five
- 55:50Speaker 2: home runs this year.
- 55:51Speaker 1: Cause go Jay's You're better than that.
- 55:54Speaker 3: You're better than that, sir, So shame.
- 55:57Speaker 1: What do you want to do? You want to do
- 55:58Speaker 1: the beard news? I want to hear the beard news.
- 56:00Speaker 1: Beard is good, It's good.
- 56:01Speaker 8: All right.
- 56:01Speaker 1: Listen you guys ready for the fancy. This is kind
- 56:03Speaker 1: of a trial run, but we got some more fancy stuff.
- 56:05Speaker 1: Are you ready?
- 56:06Speaker 2: I'm ready?
- 56:06Speaker 1: Are you ready?
- 56:07Speaker 3: Are you ready?
- 56:16Speaker 1: Hi? I met And this is your talking beard News,
- 56:18Speaker 1: brought to you by Beard Laws. Anybody that's grown a
- 56:21Speaker 1: beard and drank coffee while rocking a beard at some
- 56:23Speaker 1: point has probably been called a hipster. Well, I think
- 56:26Speaker 1: the hipster era has officially gotten out of hand. An
- 56:29Speaker 1: article by the Dailymail dot co dot uk. It features
- 56:32Speaker 1: a Belgian gryffindog who is being named the hipster hound
- 56:36Speaker 1: because of its well groomed beard, Nuts, who lives in
- 56:39Speaker 1: Moscow with his owner Tatiana co Lanach. Sorry, but you're
- 56:43Speaker 1: your name a couple of nights in a row. The
- 56:45Speaker 1: dog he isn't even has its own Instagram page where
- 56:48Speaker 1: you can see the pup out and about on his adventures.
- 56:50Speaker 1: As of the other day Tuesday, Nuts hit three thousand followers.
- 56:55Speaker 1: You can check out nuts Instagram page at petit dot
- 56:58Speaker 1: Griffin dot Nuts. We have to admit that the guys
- 57:01Speaker 1: from Talking Beards, Scott and Aaron, if they were to
- 57:04Speaker 1: make a dog and be able to have a puppy,
- 57:06Speaker 1: it would look just like Nuts the dog. Nuts owner
- 57:10Speaker 1: said that she never actually paid attention to the beard.
- 57:13Speaker 1: She's even asked the groomer to make the beard a
- 57:15Speaker 1: little bit shorter because it made him look too old.
- 57:18Speaker 1: So how did this dog become viral and get followers
- 57:21Speaker 1: way more followers than me on Instagram? Well, Nuts owner
- 57:24Speaker 1: decided not to touch the beard one day and posted
- 57:26Speaker 1: the photo right after it was groomed and post on Instagram.
- 57:29Speaker 1: She received so many comments and likes from the followers
- 57:32Speaker 1: about the dog and the beard being so big. Most
- 57:35Speaker 1: bearded men get asked about their products and their daily routine,
- 57:39Speaker 1: so naturally, let's see what Nuts does for his routine.
- 57:43Speaker 1: Nuts owner says they don't do anything, no special treatment
- 57:45Speaker 1: for the beard. They just wash it. When Nuts takes
- 57:48Speaker 1: a shower, it grows by itself and the hair is
- 57:51Speaker 1: so smooth that they don't even have to comb it.
- 57:53Speaker 1: So Nuts has one of the greatest dog beards in
- 57:55Speaker 1: the history of the world and it's all natural. Plus
- 58:00Speaker 1: he doesn't even take a bath. Nuts is so hip
- 58:02Speaker 1: he showers. Imagine how good Nuts beard would look if
- 58:06Speaker 1: he used honest Amish I think there should be an
- 58:08Speaker 1: honest Amish dog line. Even Nuts gets food in his beard.
- 58:12Speaker 1: So if you go to the link that's in beard
- 58:14Speaker 1: laws dot Com slash podcast, the second to last picture
- 58:17Speaker 1: shows a little bit of dog food in that beard.
- 58:19Speaker 1: Maybe we'll get him on what's in my beard segment.
- 58:22Speaker 1: I didn't think that I would ever consider getting another dog,
- 58:25Speaker 1: but if I do, I want one just like Nuts.
- 58:28Speaker 1: And for anyone keeping track at home, I said Nuts
- 58:31Speaker 1: sixteen times in this article. That was good And that's
- 58:36Speaker 1: jord talking Beard's News brought to you by beard Laws.
- 58:39Speaker 1: You can check me out doing the news on Talking
- 58:42Speaker 1: Beards every Tuesday, eight pm Eastern Standard Time. Yeah, that
- 58:48Speaker 1: article was nutts. Oh you've been doesn't it really look
- 58:53Speaker 1: like them? Here?
- 58:54Speaker 7: Uh?
- 58:55Speaker 2: Do I have that? Oh?
- 58:56Speaker 1: Here, I'll show you. I'll show you, guys a quick picture.
- 58:58Speaker 1: I got the article. You haven't seen the picture either.
- 59:01Speaker 2: I haven't seen a picture.
- 59:02Speaker 1: No.
- 59:03Speaker 2: I not that I want to see a picture of nuts,
- 59:05Speaker 2: but I kind of want to see a picture of
- 59:06Speaker 2: nuts right now.
- 59:07Speaker 1: Let's see nuts. What the yeah?
- 59:10Speaker 7: Wow?
- 59:11Speaker 1: Yeah, that's his reaction. Here you go. That's fantastic. That's nuts.
- 59:16Speaker 2: That's nuts. That's awesome. I'm proud of nuts.
- 59:23Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that crazy?
- 59:24Speaker 2: Guys?
- 59:25Speaker 1: Look at that beard. Here's a seconds. Yeah, you look
- 59:29Speaker 1: it right there, he's got a little bit of food
- 59:31Speaker 1: in his beard.
- 59:31Speaker 2: Look at him. Go, he rocks that thing.
- 59:34Speaker 5: Right?
- 59:35Speaker 1: You all want to see nuts? Well, that is nuts,
- 59:38Speaker 1: these nuts, these nuts? All right? Well, should we just
- 59:43Speaker 1: say the what's in what's my beard segment for the
- 59:45Speaker 1: next time? Yeah, that's all right, we're gonna save it.
- 59:47Speaker 1: We only got about you know, we're approaching the hour.
- 59:49Speaker 1: We actually have about ten seconds left, and I'm squirming
- 59:51Speaker 1: because I and he's swirming because he's got a nuts
- 59:55Speaker 1: has an epic. Isn't that a pretty cool dog? So guys,
- 59:58Speaker 1: I seriously, oh, we want to let's let's do this
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: real quick. We're gonna go over for two minutes and
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: hold your pea. I don't know if I can, Okay,
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: you can go ahead. So we're gonna do a quick
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: little segment for local sports. Some of you guys aren't local,
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: so I'm sorry if it doesn't appeal to you, but
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: this is a potential because some of our friends are
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: coaches and there's some great basketball up this way, so
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: we want to do a just a quick little local
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: sports update. High school basketball playoffs in the North Country
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: are coming up, and there's been several New York state
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: champions in boys action. Defending New York State champion Harsville
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: clinched the West Division with an eleven OH League record,
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: Shadagay clinched the East record with a fourteen OH League record.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: In o Fe clinched the Central with a fourteen OH
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: League record. Shadagay's Jonah McDonald broke the all time Section
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: ten scoring record with one nine nine points, So congrats
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: to you. Dude, that's a lot of points in girls action.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: Canton clinched to the Central with a fourteen oh record,
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: Magic Waddington clinched the East with a fourteen oh league record,
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: and Hammond clinch the West with a ten to one record.
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: And as we know, anything can happen in playoffs. It's
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: anyone game and the di Arama is electric, a bunch
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: of games, a bunch of stuff going on. So if
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: anybody is in the area, make sure you check them out.
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: And we're going to continue to cover the playoffs and
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: we're going to try to, like we said, line up
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: some interviews with some of the coaches, maybe a potential player,
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: and if anybody out there needs or would like us
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: to possibly broadcast a game live, we're up for it.
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: We would try it out, something we haven't done. We
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: could probably get some equipment broadcast a game, whether it
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: be at a local place or whether it be you know,
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: at one of the one of the colleges. So everybody
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: wants to make it happen there. You guys want to
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: see us let us know, we don't really know how
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: to go about that or if we can do it,
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: we could just do it. We could do it. We
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: just don't know who's gonna let us in.
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: More sports and sports people know sports.
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- 1:02:21Speaker 1: live right through this as well through Facebook. Kind of
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: similar thing with another camera on the game and then
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: switch it over to a camera on us. So all right,
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: we ran a little bit over, just a couple of minutes,
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: not too bad. I want to thank everybody for tuning in.
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- 1:03:10Speaker 1: you so much, Thanks for the ten of you that
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: have stuck out the couple of extra minutes of bonus footage.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: So yeah, we'll be back nine o'clock Eastern Standard Logan time. Uh,
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: he's gonna be in flow Rider. I'll be here. We're
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: gonna line up a couple of guests or maybe two,
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: So have a wonderful night, and we're gonna hit you guys.
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: We're gonna hit you guys with the outro. Have a
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: wonderful night. We did it. It's way easier to high five,
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: all right, we'll hit you with the outro. Have a
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: wonderful night. Tomorrow's Friday. If there's somebody in your life
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: that you want to do, have a good Valentine's Day
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- 1:03:52Speaker 1: a wonderful, wonderful time. We'll see you again next Thursday.
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