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Notable News Ep. 40 - Andy's Cruise News! · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow?
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  Speaker 2: You could be a seat model start I was sixteen
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  Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
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  Speaker 2: it up with a witch and that was that.
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  Speaker 3: Cats can smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always
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  Speaker 3: mean that they're happy.
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  Speaker 4: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 4: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jennyman is a star.
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  Speaker 1: Her looks looks weren't a part of this issue. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: I had to sell my last top hat for Jannas.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe this is not appropriate EI there, but let's see.
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  Speaker 3: Should we start with High School Musical?
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  Speaker 1: You could? It's probably this bud you know, if it
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  Speaker 1: is could be.
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  Speaker 3: She said, I have to go home.
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  Speaker 5: What Yeah, this is a fucking banger.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care anybody. This song is incredible. Should we do.
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  Speaker 3: A watch party, but like a listen party for like
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  Speaker 3: the High School Musical soundtrack and just like talk through it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah we could. That'd be fun. It's like the King
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  Speaker 1: of Queens music. Yeah, just like what's up Nostalgia Nerds?
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  Speaker 4: It's another new episode of Notable Nostalgia News Network. How's
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  Speaker 4: everybody going I'm Andy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: How's everybody going? How's everybody doing?
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  Speaker 3: They were all saying, like that way or what or
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  Speaker 3: wait what.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't you ask how everybody's going?
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  Speaker 3: Like north?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody, we're all moving up north.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm excited for this Andy, because we have some
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  Speaker 3: breaking news, like or just some news that I wanted
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  Speaker 3: to do the like chit chat with you about.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So, uh so last week we did not have a
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  Speaker 4: new episode because I was on a cruise ship.
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  Speaker 1: So, so how was it?
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  Speaker 4: I never thought I would be a cruise ship person,
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  Speaker 4: but it was fucking wonderful. It was awesome. It was
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  Speaker 4: so much fun. I can't explain how much fun it was.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so you guys took a train.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we took a train from Salem to Seattle,
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  Speaker 4: which was really smooth, no issues. The only thing that
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  Speaker 4: was kind of weird was I don't really think about it,
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  Speaker 4: but trains they never turn around, right. So we sat
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  Speaker 4: on the train and then we just went backwards for
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  Speaker 4: three and a half hours because.
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  Speaker 3: The train was Oh and it's something I never never
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  Speaker 3: thought aither.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I played a lot of like Western video games,
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  Speaker 4: watch a lot of what and nobody's.
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  Speaker 1: Ever sitting backwards.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I know why they do that because
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  Speaker 4: it seems odd, but in reality that happens.
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  Speaker 1: All the time.
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  Speaker 3: So did you did you get nausea?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 1: It was really smooth. There was a food cart, which
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  Speaker 1: is really cool.
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  Speaker 4: We got the business class seats so they're a little
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  Speaker 4: bit bigger, more leg room less people.
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  Speaker 1: It was. It was really nice.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, I had no like like like I was thinking
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  Speaker 4: about going to La soon and it's like a twenty
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  Speaker 4: five hour thing and it's pretty cheap, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I might do that instead of flying because I hate flying.
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  Speaker 1: And it was so just chill, like just sleep. That's
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  Speaker 1: kind of a long time.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing good about flying if and if the IF
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  Speaker 3: the California one's like fun, like cool things to look at. Right,
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  Speaker 3: you don't get nauseas. I think that's the way because
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  Speaker 3: I don't trust fucking planes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Same, I'm always afraid.
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  Speaker 4: Every I've been on a plane a bunch, I'm always
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  Speaker 4: afraid of flying.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking do not like it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know that, like pilots are going to
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  Speaker 3: their different cities, but while they're flying, they're going through
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  Speaker 3: like tender and like hookup apps because when they go
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  Speaker 3: to the new city, they want to fuck the new people.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need the pilot to be doing that. Or
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  Speaker 3: we need more women pilots. Yeah, yep, I think they're
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  Speaker 3: called Stewart.
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  Speaker 4: Couldn't we uh hitlers to do this.
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  Speaker 1: Medically cast straight? Maybe we get a bunch of metally.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, chemically castraight.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sick, everybody, my brain's not firing and all cylinders. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: maybe we need to get a bunch of pilots that
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  Speaker 4: we chemically cash straight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I like that.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, what what did that? What did he do?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: So then what were the people like on the train?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: The people?
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  Speaker 4: There was very few people in our cart and we
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  Speaker 4: started in Salem, so there was only like four people
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  Speaker 4: that because so the way they do that is essentially
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  Speaker 4: I think that train started in la and then it
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  Speaker 4: picks people up and then it drops them off wherever.
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  Speaker 4: So only like probably four or five people got on
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  Speaker 4: the train when we started, but every seemed nice. And
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  Speaker 4: then in our in our actual little cart, I think
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  Speaker 4: there was only like seven people and everybody's just doing
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  Speaker 4: their own things.
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  Speaker 3: So were they sad people like or were they all
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  Speaker 3: going to something fun like you guys were.
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  Speaker 1: There was definitely like business people, which is kind of weird.
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  Speaker 4: Like this one lady had her laptop opened the entire
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  Speaker 4: time and she's like on like meetings, like what are
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  Speaker 4: you doing?
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  Speaker 3: And obviously she's not that important or they would have
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  Speaker 3: flown her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't think her camera was on, so and
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  Speaker 4: I didn't hear her talk at all. So she was
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  Speaker 4: just like chilling on a meeting the entire time though,
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  Speaker 4: or maybe they're multiple meetings, but like if you're not,
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  Speaker 4: if you're not adding to this, why are you even there?
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  Speaker 1: You don't need to be the anamals. But yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: was there older people. Yeah, that's cool.
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  Speaker 3: Bathrooms comparable to planes.
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  Speaker 4: So on the way there, I didn't use the restroom,
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  Speaker 4: but on the way back the bathroom was. There was
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  Speaker 4: like three bathrooms in its own cart, and one of
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  Speaker 4: them was huge, like huge bathroom, I mean not huge.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah but for a train, yeah, but really big,
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  Speaker 1: like no issues at all. Wait.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, so it was from Salem to wear Seattle, Seattle,
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  Speaker 3: So that and that took you how long?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: But three and a half four and a half hours
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  Speaker 1: right around there.
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  Speaker 3: You should be going to the bathroom in a three
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  Speaker 3: or four hour time frame.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't like doing I don't like going to the
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  Speaker 4: restroom in public, so I made sure to use the
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  Speaker 4: restroom before.
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  Speaker 1: I left it.
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  Speaker 3: But about pen, you don't like peen in public.
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  Speaker 1: If I can avoid it, yeah, I'm not going to yah.
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  Speaker 4: Well okay now, and you know, so I just peed
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  Speaker 4: before you left, and I was good until and I
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  Speaker 4: knew I didn't want a piece. I was like kind
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  Speaker 4: of chilling all my liquids. So yeah, I was good
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  Speaker 4: until we got to the ship.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. And then so you get there, so you go
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  Speaker 3: on the cruise. So this is your first time on
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  Speaker 3: a boat cruise? Yep, Okay, were you terrified?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 4: The only thing I thought I was going to be
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  Speaker 4: terrified about was I felt like it I was going
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  Speaker 4: to feel like I was like, you know, you can't
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  Speaker 4: leave because you know you're on.
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  Speaker 1: The ship, so you can't leave, but it's so big
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  Speaker 1: that you don't even feel it.
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  Speaker 4: Like but I I wasn't scared that I was gonna
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  Speaker 4: go down or anything like that.
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  Speaker 3: And you're in like a ship is big, like like long,
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  Speaker 3: and why you're honesh like you don't leave this area
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  Speaker 3: sometimes for days.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so what did you guys do on the cre Like,
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  Speaker 3: what was like the what was the was what was
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  Speaker 3: going on? I've never been on one.
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  Speaker 4: One thing I didn't think about is how much you
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  Speaker 4: walk because they're about twelve hundred feet, right, so they're
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  Speaker 4: really long. And our room was in the front, and
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  Speaker 4: a lot of the stuff we want to do was
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  Speaker 4: in the back, so we did a lot of walking.
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  Speaker 4: So almost every single day we hit like eleven thousand steps, crazy, right,
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  Speaker 4: and you don't think about that. But the best part
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  Speaker 4: I thought was like from six am to about one am,
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  Speaker 4: you can get any type of food that you really want.
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  Speaker 1: And it was awesome. It was so good.
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  Speaker 4: Like I'm like, all right, cas, I'm gonna wake up
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  Speaker 4: at five thirty so i could be the first one
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  Speaker 4: down to the omelet bar and I'd get like a
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  Speaker 4: delicious omelet and then some food or whatever, and the
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm taking a nap and then we.
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  Speaker 1: Start our day. And it was great. I love that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have got a scooter.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people did.
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  Speaker 4: Have scooters because so it was on carnival, and like
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  Speaker 4: before I went, some of my friends that were on
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  Speaker 4: cruises prior, they were like, oh, it's a party one.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like yeah, but I feel like not too many
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  Speaker 4: people want to go party in Alaska because it's cold.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So it was.
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  Speaker 4: Probably ninety percent old white Southern people on the gras
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  Speaker 4: and they all talk like this, and for some reason,
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  Speaker 4: they all said we was instead of we are or
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  Speaker 4: we is we was going to and they like a
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  Speaker 4: lot of times they couldn't wait to like talk like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: so I'm outside just enjoying the view, just sitting there,
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  Speaker 4: you know, just by just whatever, just chilling. And then
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  Speaker 4: about ten feet to the right of me, I hear
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  Speaker 4: someone go, oh shit, you got another boy guy or
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  Speaker 4: a burg guy. Thought you already had.
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  Speaker 1: To And he's like, well, I wasn't, but he was
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  Speaker 1: like ten.
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  Speaker 4: Feet to like you couldn't wait the extra couple of
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  Speaker 4: steps to say that quietly?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you have to fucking yell? Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: That was the only problem is so many old white
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  Speaker 4: Southern people that were they just don't give a shit
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  Speaker 4: about other people, so they all just talk like this.
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  Speaker 3: Oh right.
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  Speaker 4: And then another thing, there's a lot of really cool
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  Speaker 4: bars in the ship, and a lot of times they
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  Speaker 4: had like pianists playing and like music whatever, and then
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  Speaker 4: that song I've Got Friends and low Es. I probably
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  Speaker 4: heard that song fifteen times, and I was losing my
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  Speaker 4: fucking mind, like I.
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  Speaker 1: Hate that song a bit.
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  Speaker 4: That and Don't Stop by Journey, Yeah, because those are
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  Speaker 4: like crowd favorites. Every bar they'd fucking play that song.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus crazy, that would annoy me.
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  Speaker 4: But before I went, I do a lot of research
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  Speaker 4: on stuff. And one of the activities, they have a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of trivia contests like all over the ship, like
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  Speaker 4: at different bars, and they have like named this song.
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  Speaker 4: They had a Golden Girls one. They had a nineties
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  Speaker 4: one which I thought I was gonna win, but I didn't. Uh,
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  Speaker 4: they had like country music. They had just a shit
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  Speaker 4: a ton of different types of trivia's and I did
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  Speaker 4: win one and I won the nineties so I got
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  Speaker 4: a little trophy or not the nineties. I won the
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  Speaker 4: rock and roll one, so I won a little trophy,
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  Speaker 4: which was dope, that's awesome, fucking killed it, and uh, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it was pretty pumped about that one. Nice and the
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  Speaker 4: thing that you know that song do do dode do? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: do you know who it's by? It's by Europe the
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  Speaker 4: Final Countdown. Nobody U on the bar and knew that.
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  Speaker 4: But the second I heard that, I'm like, you're a
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  Speaker 4: final count You don't say it out loud, you.
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  Speaker 1: Writ it down.
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  Speaker 4: But I was like hell yeah so and then oh
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  Speaker 4: black Betty way amble lamb. Most people don't know that's
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  Speaker 4: by the ram Jam and I did. So that's those
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: are the two that.
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  Speaker 3: Like, Godley put you over the edge and you guys
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  Speaker 3: did you guys go away from where you guys were
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  Speaker 3: like in the ocean. You couldn't see land.
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  Speaker 4: Very rarely for the most part, Like you could see
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  Speaker 4: some kind of mountains because it's pretty.
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  Speaker 1: It's really pretty.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And that's one thing that made me feel
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  Speaker 4: better too. It wasn't like full open water, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I could at least see mountains. I only saw three stars,
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  Speaker 4: and every single night I went out, I was like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I really want to see stars because there should be
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  Speaker 4: no light pollution.
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  Speaker 1: It was fo it was cloudy the entire time. O man,
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  Speaker 1: I know, but.
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  Speaker 3: Is that because of like the temperatures rising and like
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  Speaker 3: it's the ice from the glaciers that are like steaming.
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  Speaker 1: I have no maybe I have no clue.
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  Speaker 3: How far north did you guys go?
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  Speaker 1: We went up to Skagway.
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  Speaker 4: That's the furthest up north, which was in the last
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  Speaker 4: and that was my favorite out of all the ports
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  Speaker 4: that we stopped at. Skagway kind of felt like a
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  Speaker 4: real town. All the other ones were like super touristy.
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  Speaker 3: So you got on the cruise in Seattle and went
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  Speaker 3: all that's a long fucking ways.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was two days on the ocean essentially, and
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  Speaker 4: then on day three is when you get your first port.
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  Speaker 3: Ah and you can see you guys went on land. Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we went to Skagway, which is a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 4: We got pretty drunk. We went to a few bars there,
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  Speaker 4: which was fun, and then uh yeah, that was a
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  Speaker 4: really fun day.
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  Speaker 1: And then we went to Juno.
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  Speaker 4: Which I fucking hated. I hated Juno so much, so
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  Speaker 4: everybody goes, you gotta go to this bar. It's called
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  Speaker 4: like the Red Dog Place or something. Anyway, I looked
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  Speaker 4: up beforehand. It's they claimed their very first tourist attraction
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  Speaker 4: and Juno.
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  Speaker 1: Was that bar. So it's just like a glorified like
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  Speaker 1: red Robin.
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  Speaker 4: But then like I don't like bars when they put
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: shit on and they had a bunch of like sawdust
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  Speaker 4: on the ground, I hate that. It's like an hour,
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  Speaker 4: which I'm not worried about the time, but like it
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  Speaker 4: was so busy, but nobody knew what was going on.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, if they're trying to make a lot of money,
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  Speaker 4: it shouldn't take an hour for us to get too
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  Speaker 4: sodas in it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 4: And then like the music I hated, and I just
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  Speaker 4: it's all like country shit. I was like, I fucking
• 12:09
  Speaker 4: hated that thing.
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  Speaker 3: I just feel like people in Alaska just don't like
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  Speaker 3: matter as much as people in like real America.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I did learn a lot about the history of Alaska,
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  Speaker 4: which is crazy, So that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: Did they murder a lot of Indigenous people up there?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, and yes, and it's like anywhere else now,
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  Speaker 4: But they have all these like like monuments for them
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  Speaker 4: and stuff. But I didn't realize like a lot of
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  Speaker 4: place in Alaska they have like a big Philippines population
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  Speaker 4: and stuff because they helped kind of build the I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: I learned a lot about Alaska.
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  Speaker 3: Did it feel like America.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just because for the most part it was super
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: touristy and so they had all like you know, we
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: had to go to almost every single fucking gift shop
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  Speaker 4: and they're all basically the same. They all were like
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: Alaska shirts or Alaska stand or whatever it's an Alaska
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  Speaker 4: T shirt outlet, and we like they were all I almost.
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  Speaker 3: I did Alaska's stuff. You need to go like to
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  Speaker 3: like where the local shop because I feel like they
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: probably have a lot of like suicide prevention stuff, oh
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  Speaker 3: for sure, because like I've met the suicide rates really
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  Speaker 3: high in Alaska. Yeah, because I'm basically most of my
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: experience on last other way I know about Alaska is
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  Speaker 3: there's this movie with Josh Hartnett called Thirty Days of
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  Speaker 3: Night where like there's vampires.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw for the first time like a couple
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  Speaker 1: of years ago.
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  Speaker 3: And that's like I don't I don't know, like did
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: the homework bound people go dogs cloves? I don't know
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  Speaker 3: what else happens.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it was basically like that Thirty Days of Nights.
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  Speaker 3: I think it looks beautiful, but like the people seem
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  Speaker 3: like they stuck that lived there because that's that's what
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  Speaker 3: the Sarah Palin.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and uh yeah, we met a few locals and
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: you know, they're fun.
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  Speaker 1: We met this one.
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  Speaker 4: Uh he's probably like twenty five or something, but he
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: saw I was on my indigenous hats.
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  Speaker 1: So we're talking.
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  Speaker 4: He was like half Native too, and you know, he
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: was like, well, I'm really right, and then you know,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, well I'm really low.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: He was nice though.
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  Speaker 4: We talked a bunch, but then he was like, I
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: just think maybe we should focus on, you know, Americans.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, that's called that's being a social Like that's
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  Speaker 4: what that's what the left beliefs to, Like you understand
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: what you're saying. And he's like, we just shouldn't be
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: at war. We should be like trying to help Americans.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, dude, that's all like left people want.
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know where the fucking disconnect is. I'm like,
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: you're almost there, you almost got it.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: But he was really cool.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: You should have just if he wasn't cool, which I'm
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: sure he was, but if you did meet someone that
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: wasn't cool, just be like, we're so close to selling
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: you to Russia. I know that's what's gonna happen. Oi
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: oh oh wait, is that what they say in Russia
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: or like any of the Canada.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm assuming so Oi.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that's.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: There's like Oi punk where it's like everyone.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Gets like a fun ton of money in Alaska because
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: the oil stuff.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: Right, I think it's like fifteen hundred per household every
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: month or I don't know that it's something like that.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: That's not very much then, uh, it's more than I
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: get for oil. Okay, what was the What was the food?
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Like, the food is great.
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: We didn't do any So they have like buffets and
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: they have multiple different types of faye. They have like
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: a Chinese one just general whatever, and then they have
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: multiple they have pizza, and then they had this guy
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: Fieri's burger place, which is really good, and they had
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: this like burrito bar, and then they also had or
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: like a sit down place. And we didn't do that
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: just because we don't like seafood. And most of it
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: was like steak and lobster or chicken and shrimp or something,
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: and so we were like, well, we don't really want
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: to go because we don't like seafood, and it was
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: really seafood heavy.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: But uh yeah, the breakfast was great.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: I mean really anything you can think of was on
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: that shee and it was great.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: It was wonderful gays they meeting cool people or they
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: all just kind of like the.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Uh we met these This one dude, he was from Michigan.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: Him and his wife been married for fifty years and
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: he used to be a state representative, and he was
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: really cool him and his wife, and his wife has
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: been on over sixty cruises and he's like, I never
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: really liked him. So this was like his four a
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: fifth one.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: But yeah, too many cruises, A lot a lot of
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: how old were they about?
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Uh so if they they met when they were seventeen
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: and they've been married for fifty or fifty three years,
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: so late sixties only seventies.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like that's a lot of cruises.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: I kind of because it's not really expensive, like cruises
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: really aren't they?
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: No, But I'm just thinking like what she running from?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Like and then like back in those days, like in
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: the seventies or whatever, people would get together after like
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: a friend of theirs went on vacation and they would
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: do like the show the photos on a projector and
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: do that be like this is when we this is
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: when little like Peter went to the pumpkin patch or
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: this yeah open outsidebar. I was on the phone with
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: JEREMYC had to ask him a question on the way here,
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: and I was we ended the conversation by doing like
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: a ram off.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: I was like yeah. I was like I gotta say bye,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: don't lie. I want some pot.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Like it was like you can do it, just try. Yeah,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: that's fun.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: It was really cool. So anyways, so that was really neat. So, uh,
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: what after this experience or did you feel like you
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: were on the ocean.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: No, one day it was maybe like like tiny bit,
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: but overall I never got sick or anything like that.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: There they had big stage productions of like eighties nine
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: and they had like you know, dancers and sparks and everything,
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: and the theater held over four hundred people. So like
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: you're watching this and multiple times I'm like, oh, yeah,
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: I'm on a ship in the ocean and they're like dance.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: It was really cool. And then they had like a
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: comedy bar like and that probably held two hundred people,
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: like yeah, it was really cool.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Like and they had arcade, they had casino, they had
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: like under they had stores likens Under.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: You is like sharks and like squid.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, like floating cities, which is just wild. Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Oh my, I uh well, I did learn one thing though, podcasts.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: In a podcast, he's handy, what's a cool fat podcast?
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: In a podcast, he's handy? What's a cold fas?
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: On a cruise ship daily they go between uh sixty
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: four hundred and eighty five hundred eggs every single day.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: The ship I was on made between two hundred and
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: ten that's three hundred fifty thousand dollars with that one week.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: The biggest cruise ship in the world is Rowing Caribbean.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: They're twelve hundred.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Feet long, they have twenty passenger decks. They hold about
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: ten thousand people.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah. A podcast, he's dy what's a cold fax podcast?
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: And a podcast here's handy, what's a cool fas?
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: I love that? Yeah? So good?
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So after this experience, do you feel like you
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: are less fearful of the ocean?
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, But do I hate it any less?
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: No?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: You're still discussing still I have a hate for uh.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm assuming cruses probably aren't good for the ocean.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna keep getting like.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: You like you think you're gonna go on another cruise.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm already looking for our next cruise, the next
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: one I'm gonna do with the girls. And we're thinking
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: about Mexico. And it's about four hundred and fifty dollars
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: per person five days. Yeah, so like we were there
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: for a week and uh it was about one hundred
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: and twenty dollars per day and uh for each person.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: That's really cheap. If you think about that, it's really crazy cheap.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: So listener, we're part of the one the one percent,
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: so it's so cheap to go on cruises, and there's
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: like starving people listening, Like it's like listeners in Cambodia.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Right. Well, that's the thing.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I could go to a cruise
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: where they exploit like third world nations in the area,
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: so like the Mexico one, it's like it's already a
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: tourist spot, I wouldn't feel and like me going to
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Alaska and don't feel too bad because you know what
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: I mean. So I don't know if I could go
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: to one tour they're going.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: To like I don't know, some third old nations.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: I could, it'd be like the White Lotus. Yes, there's
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: just like so much drama. You need to watch The
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: White Lotus. You would be like, this is so ridiculous,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: but it's as Jennifer Coolidge and Parker Posey and stuff.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: So it's and this new season is gonna have Sandra
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Bernhard and then originally cast but on the first day
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: she quit held in the bottom carter. Oh wow, yeah,
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: that's not I don't I never pictured her being in
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: that show. And then Maria Shreiver and Arnold Snigger's son
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: is in it. He's an adult, but he shows his wiener.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: No, I definitely think it's worth it. If you're thinking
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: about a cruise, I would say do it. And it's
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: cheap when you're just talking about like if you're trying
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: to find a vacation, because if you're trying to find
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: like a hotel like at a coast or anything like that,
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: it's like one hundred and fifty two hundred bucks a night.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: This one it's you know, gonna be roughly maybe a
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: little bout around there, but then you it includes food
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: and the actual travel nice and every day they made
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: in our room, they had like these little cute little
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: animals like towels like it was like an elephant and
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: like a pig and like a monkey and stuff, and
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: every day because they cleaned it.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Looked really cool. So I love that. Yeah, I really
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: had a lot of fun.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: And listener, I want to go on a cruise, but
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I don't want to go with like children on the cruise,
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: so I'm gonna go like an adult only one.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: That's another great thing is since it was Alaska, I
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: probably saw eight kids. There's very few kids, and they
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: have a twenty one and over section and I was
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: drinking my coffee in there in morning one time and
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: this guy came out with his kids and they have
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: people watching and he goes, oh, sorry, twenty one and
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: over kids can't be out here. And it was like
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: instant and he's like, oh okay, and he left.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, this is great.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Because like I when I'm any type of like going
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: to like a hotel or whatever and I'm drinking, I'm
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: not going to like not say bad words. And if
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: your kid gets offended by a day kid, see the
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: fuck out of my way. I want to be a
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: first on the lifeboat too. I don't want no children.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: And the women they actually say like that's inappropriate to
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: ask me if I'm a man or a woman, so
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I can just get on that boat.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Uh. It just kind of one weird thing though.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: The smoking section was kind of where the main pool
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: section was, and I'm like, why did they have the
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: smoking section in the twenty one and over? I know
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: that was weird, but they had multiple places you could smoke,
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: which is cool.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I was wondering about that.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had on deck three, deck nine, and in
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: the casino you can.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Just flick the butt off of the right It's like,
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: fuck you, ocean.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: They charge five hundred dollars every time you do that.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, if I won like a little jackpot, like if
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I won like twenty thousand dollars, Yeah, a few.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Point do I.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: I don't get in trouble. I just I just keep
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: giving them cash.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: They say after the third time, they could kick you.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Off, like off the boat. It's like abandoned.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I was reading all this stuff.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: And then if you like create a lot of trouble,
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: they would lock you in your room until the next
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: port and then you'll like get arrested. Oh no, no, yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: but I mean the bedrooms were nice.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: You would get arrested by like the Canadian police. So
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: it's not like you're like doing a cruise over by,
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: like I ran right, They're like we're gonna kick you
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: off the boat and like they're waiting with like swords.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Anyways, okay, So I don't know what news I have
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: for you besides let me go. I'll do like a
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: little punch list because I haven't seen you in a while. So, oh,
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: I went to this work function. It was like a
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: stupid gay little meeting thing and they had different presenters
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: and one of the presenters was on Microsoft teams. He
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: was some like lawyer guy that couldn't be there in person.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: The guy burped like every like three minutes or like
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: or maybe even slightly last night. It was like a
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: like oh, I went to the say like, oh, that's
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: a violation and then continue and I started laughing. But
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: there was like a fifty or seventy like around that
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: amount of there's quite a few people and no one
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: else was laughing. And the same thing. They also gave
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: us Chipotle but set it up like a buffet. I
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: am one of the people that when I go to
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: like meetings or like presentations, I sit in the front.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: So I can like be called on and stuff. Yeah.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so everything we saw on the cruise or just
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: everything in general. I'm always like, do you think they're
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: gonna call on me? Yeah, no one's ever called on you,
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: and no one's ever gonna call on you. I'm like,
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: you never know what if their drummer gets hurt and
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: they need someone to play drums. I'm right up front
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: and I'm ready to fucking go. Yeah, totally in the front,
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: and I like interacting.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I totally wanted to understand.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so then they nobody was sitting in the front
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: really besides like the people I knew, and they called
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: on us first to go get our Chipotle, and then
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: I'm like citing there like fucking is eating magiropole. And
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: then I start people come start coming back and they
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: have half the amount of food I had on my plate.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I just went fucking deep. And then my boss over
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: in the corner and I could hear him saying like, oh,
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: like kind of pointing us out to people like oh,
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: that's one of my new managers, Jeff. And I'm just
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: like like just like like they're too far away from
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: me to be like hi, yeah, is that anyways?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: So that was.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Anyways. And then and if you're gonna have if you
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: have like a medical thing where you burp, maybe you're
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: not the person to give the presentation to you.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I was gonna ask how old was that person?
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Roughly probably like late fifties orly sixties.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: I feel like at some point I don't know when,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: and it's earlier young. But like if somebody I don't know, okay,
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: just take a pause, ye burp and then keep going.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: It's weird that some people like, yeah, you know the
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: motion that was going to those wrong course, like just
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: take a second and then.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Keep going, or like say like I have I have
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: into jet whatever, or I have asked a reflex or
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: or haha that was gross, or like I don't know
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: acknowledge it, but nobody acknowledged it anyways. And then I
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: know the double down. I like, watched there's that big
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: mmy I fight like a couple of weeks ago. Yeah,
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: it last like seventeen seconds. So I watched it because
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: it was gonna be I thought entertaining. And then my
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: boss did MMA, so I used so I was like,
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: oh he used this to like talk to him and
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: like buddy up with him, and I asked him. I
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, do you watch the fight? He was
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: like no. I was like fuck, And I was like
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: it only lasted seventeen seconds, Like it wasn't really a
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: fair fight because one of them retired when the other
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: one was just coming up, so it wasn't fair. It'd
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: be like if me and you fought. I said, this
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: is my boss, and then he I'm like, he's like, oh,
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: I think you You look pretty strong, and I was like,
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: you know, I was saying I would beat you. He's
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: like half my size, Like I would just scruff him
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: and right, and then oh my god. The other news
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: I have to it's more like not news, but it's
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: like a call to action. So I go to friend
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Meyer a lot. It's like Kroger to other places, and
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: they have discounts when you use your like phone number,
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: and then they also have what's called like a digital
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: cubeon and I was like, oh my gosh, the stuff
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: I'm getting has like a digital cube on. So like,
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: I got to figure this out. So I downloaded the
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: account on my phone and I was like, Okay, I
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: don't fully understand. I'm assuming like barcodes will come up
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: with my phone and I scan.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Them or something.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: So I go up to the self checkout, which is
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: always kind of like a gamble for me if I'm
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: going to like make it through. So I'm not good
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: at it. I couldn't figure out the app. So I
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: called the little kid the He was like eighteen eighty,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: you know, he's a young kid, and I'm like trying
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: to tell him. Then I have to explain to him.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: He said that the numbers not matching to what I
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: put in, but I put in my sister's code, and
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: so I'm like, cause, I never signed up for rewards thing,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: but I guess I just did. I don't know. I
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: was like, I can't deal with this. It's not worth
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: the extra discount. So I got done bringing my stuff up,
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: and the kid over and he scans a bunch of
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: barcodes and he gives me the digital cubon on all
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: my stuff. So it's like, okay, we need to be
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: doing that all the time for like, especially.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: The old people for sure.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, thank you so much. He
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: was like, and I should I take offense to this,
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: but he was like, you remind me a lot of
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: my dad. Oh yeah, Like he's not good with technology.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: And I was just like, I don't think I still
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: like we talk about this lot. I don't see myself
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: as being old enough to have children. Yeah, wild yeah,
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: it's like called my dad. I was like, guess what
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: the motherfucker said? He my dad was like, how old
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: do you think he was? I was like eighteen eighteen.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: He's like, you're thirty eight. You had him when you
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: were twenty, that's realistic.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: And I'm like the fuck, Yeah no, my daughter's eighteen,
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: and yeah that is it's just wild sense.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: But like I'm at the age where I should not
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: that I have biological sure learning, but like at thirty eight,
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: you're done. You're wrapping things up like it's gross if
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: you're like, nothing grosses me out more when like a
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: forty six year old gets pregnant, right, like wild like
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: that's discussed like a Janet when she was like fifty
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: something Jackson jan Jackson, Oh wow Yeah. And then I
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: went to the eye doctor place. There was a whole
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: drum with the insurance already told you about. It was
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: super fucking boring, so I bore the listener. But I
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: was super fucking high and my insurance thing wasn't working
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: or whatever, I have insurance. But anyways, they couldn't find
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: me for some fucking reason that she had septum piercing,
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: and and I had I thought she had the vibe
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  Speaker 3: where I can make like kind of jokes with her.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: So I have United Healthcare. So I was like, oh,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: that's so frustrated. I have to go like Luigi Mangioni
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: on somebody and it was not received. Well, it was
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: not received. Well, I feel like.
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  Speaker 4: It's like fifty to fifty they are like really cool
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: or really kind of like rude.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: This one was. Yeah, I should have known because they
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: they were they work at optometrist clinic. Like they're not
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: the cool ones. Yeah, like the ones that like work
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: at expensers or hot topic, like yeah, I could go
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: in there and tell be dead baby jokes. Yes to
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Louis Luis Luigi Luigi Luigi Mangoni.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's a wild name.
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  Speaker 4: He could have also been like a smooth because you
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: know who Chuck Mangioni is. Yeah, yeah, I mean it
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: seems like there should be some kind of connection there.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: It's never it's always something like like Luigi or like
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: it's never Jeff. Not that I want that because we
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: already have enough problematic Jeff's. We have good ones though,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: like I said, like we have Jeffrey Epstein, which is bad,
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: but we have Jeff Goldbloom. Jeff Goldbloom is so much
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: better than Jeffrey Epstein that it kind of like, yeah,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Jeff Dahmer, Jeffrey Dahmer. But then we have Jeff Bridges.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Jeff Bridges is dope. We should see Okay, let's see.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: So Jeff Daniels, he's good.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Jeff Daniels. I don't like him as a serious actor.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: You also have Jeff Dunham.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Oh is he the puppet guy?
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I like him. Jeff Probes, He's one of my fashion icons.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I feel it. And then you you're good, Jeff, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like the Jeff is like more pro than negative,
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: like you know, net positive.
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: The negative ones really go hard, hard, because like, who
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: do you have?
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: So, Andy, you're a good one.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Andy McDonald skater?
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, is that good one?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's dope.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Andrew Jackson, Oh pretty bad?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah that was bad one, Andy McDowell, I love her,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: she's dope.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Kaileen does a really good impression too, Like call her,
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: not call her? But oh Andy Garcia okay.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Andy Milanakis, Oh sad, we're down there.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to find that.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: That's a pity fuck. That's a pity that's a pity fuck.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Andy Andy the character name from the Goonies The Cheerleader.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: No, I've only seen that movie once and it was
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: like kind of recent. I wasn't memory memorizing.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: There's okay, I like this kid. I watched it again.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: No, good, No, it's good. I liked it. Okay, what's
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: another Andy Andy? There's there's one like sterarin Us in
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: the in.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: The eyeballs Andy.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Is there any like movie starters, like like heart.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Throbs, Andy Lore and laur that's.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: A hard Him and Andy Milanochus, they like could be related.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they should do like a TV show or something together.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: He's like middle aged.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I know that wild right, Yeah, he's like fifty. That's
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: wild for sure, Like.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: He needs to remain like eleven.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I think he just turned fifty too, so he was
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: old back then.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that makes it kind of creepy. They
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: who's seen this like gross things?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Andrew Garfield.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Oh Andrew Garfield, he's dope. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I uh,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: there's probably so like after this, we're gonna be like, oh,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: this one, this one.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I think the best two are Jeff and
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Andy like us, it's not that Yeah, I nothing else
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: exciting happened so both. But sometimes no news is good news.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: And we had the whole intense drama last news cycle
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: with like miss Juicy Baby getting arrested. Oh my god,
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: last little thing. My dad has been sending me daily
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: and almost hourly videos he has. One of his bird
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: feeders were videotapes, and one of them he was like,
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: this one's so pretty, like you're beautiful, and I was like,
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: it looks like it's throat with slash because it's white
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: and it has red like kind of ripping from its throat. Anyways,
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: that's cool those. Yeah, do you want to watch more
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: movies that take place on cruise ships, because then you
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: can sit there while you're watching it and be like, oh,
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: in our cruise ship and just find excuses to talk
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: about it more So.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: One of my favorite episodes of Frasier is when he
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: goes on the cruise and I never watched it, and
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: I watched it, but when I got back from the cruise,
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: I watched it and they go, hey, there's a cruise
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: going out of Alaska or out of Seattle going to
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Alaska for a week, and then they go but Fae
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: is about to start on the Lido deck and that's
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: like the Lea de because or the bffet was that
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: was deck nine. So I'm like, oh, I wonder if
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: it's sposed to be like a carnival thing. You know,
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: you went on a Fraser cruise essentially.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: But like we talked about before, like the sequel to
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Speed was Speed two Cruise Control, and I was just
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: thinking him ahead, like and uh, well, I guess I'll
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: open this up. What do you think would be a
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: more appropriate Speed sequel? Because the first one they have
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: to go more than like seventy miles an hour eight
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: or whatever, and then they go on a cruise ship
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: which is like not super but apparently it is fast
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: but just large.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: Well it's funny because like the very first day, you know,
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: we're sitting there having a drink and I was like, Cassie,
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: what do you think the human equivalent to like horsepower
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: is Like, do you think it's like four humans to
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: one horse?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: She just went, yeah, I don't, I don't know it's
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: gonna be a tough week. I was thinking, if the cruiser.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Goes down, I'll just get everybody to go on one side,
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: hold it, and then flip their legs and then we'll
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: just push our way to safety. I love that, but
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: I couldn't figure out the equivalent. But then anyways kind
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: of figured it out, and it would take a lot
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: of people. So I think we were going down regardless.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Unless I held on and then somebody he holds onto
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: my feet and then it's like a big fin.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe so maybe we could.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: And then people that are more top heavy, they top strong,
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: like stronger arms, they go to the front and then
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: they use their dog power.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Oh sure, okay, yeah, we don't eat just one side
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: to go. We could just go like that, yeah, like.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: This and then throw the kids off of ye. But
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: another I think a good sequel to speed would be
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: they're stuck on a roller coaster.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah, that would be and.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Like they're just like they're lines, like they're just barfing
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: and grinding.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: We need to get them food. I was thinking horses
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: a horse power.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well then like did you imagine if they couldn't
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: stop the horse? Yeah, and then like they're on it
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: for like days and they're like the horse.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Is gonna die. We need to feed it or something.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: Speed three horse power, yeah exactly has or damn it
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: it has Bill Paxton in it.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: He plays one of the horses.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Anyways, Yeah, I like the roller coaster. I think it's
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: a good one.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: That's a great idea.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Or train, A train would be good, like, oh.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Because you just went on a train, see, like you
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: always have to bring it up and like when you
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: go back to work, like just when anyone says anythane,
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: like oh, I was on the freeway and I put
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: my car in cruise control, speaking of which, yeah, yeah.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: Trains are actually way more better for the environment, and
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: you know you you go backwards.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: So just throwing that up.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: You mentioned the cruise not trains because they said they
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: said cruise control.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: So you're talking about free because I saw that a
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: lot of times I was like those buffoons like driving, I.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Really want some hopcorks. Speaking of a train. Okay, until
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: next time, I'm Jeff and and we'll see you next Tuesday.
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