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Judy Canova Show - A Date With Mickey Rooney · Judy Canova Show

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  For a breath. That's sweets, had a smile that dazzles. It's coldgates
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  toos powders. That's for a ride of fun. It's Americans black and whist
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  for watchful cutter, bave uli, get over, Thank you birth and I'm
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  sure I'm glad to see y' all the night. Uh. I know that
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  ought to be getting back to ranchoking over, but I just had to stay
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  over in Hollywood to see you premire that twelve picture. This is the army
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  you should have seed. The celebrated as it was rising, if I do
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  say so, I was turned up too. As I walked in the lobby,
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  A fellow said, it looked like I just stepped out of a magazine.
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  Say what's popular mechanics? You know what? That great big fellow lad
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  Creek guard got out of a car and walked in, and one soldier turned
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  to his buddy and says, look, the civilians are traveling in convoys now.
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  Then Dorothy Lamore arrived and hush the wrong. It was the quiet.
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  Everybody was waiting for a penda drop. I finally got me a seat between
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  Don Wilson and Edward Donald. I didn't see much as a picture, but
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  it sure got a good massage. There was a sale of asked sting in
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  back of me, and he says, what's going on here? I said,
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  this is the army. A few minutes later I felt arm flip around
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  my neck. I said, what's going on here? He said, this
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  is a navy. Ye we ain't must save ain't no. I just society
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  woman next to him, because she looked at me. Throw a lawn eddie.
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  That's the dirty look on a stick. I couldn't gare a saying anyhow,
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  because the fellow in front of me had a baby on his lap and
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  the kid would climb something offul Finally I tapped him on the shoulder. I
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  says, what's the matter. Didn't you bring a bottle? He said,
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  yeah, but the kid wants milk. After the picture, soldier took me
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  home at this motorcycle. When I got home, I said, welfa,
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  that's the last time I'll ever arrived in a sidecar. He says, Lady,
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  this motorcycle ain't got no sidecar. I said, chuck, no,
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  wonder, I'm out of breath. Well, Judy, if you've got your
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  breath back, how about a song? Huh? Why does you dig way
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  down on that song book and bring up that old favorite just because. All
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  right, mister Noyes, so you think here, so I'm some yess got
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  you think here so you ain't so hug your thank you got some saying that's
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  no sidem past you wait, God, I don't something by jo you make
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  me spend all my money. You have to call me miss Sadi Crawl.
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  But I'm telling you, honey, I'm even you because because I mean this,
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  I mean hiphip this this fifty a la hi al hustic. You guys
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  you say I dam susy say God be blue, thank God suge you think
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  God be boullie. Just stay home and where sire you. I ain't waiting
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  no nobody, So I'm now bone. Let me stop home. I'm fight
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  when I can call me man Sunny Crawl. I'm telling you, honey,
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  I threw it in bec because I'm through with you. I laap you.
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  I'm lorda lips you you geradium. Yess what happened. I was down at
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  the corner grocery Star and Mickey Rooney come by and drop me a note that
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  says meet me at eight tonight, and I got to go shopping for a
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  store bought leaving down right Now mine mine, magg you losing when I know
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  this is one of them movie stars. A fall for you cause you was
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  the most beautiful, most blacking and the sweetest good I ever did see tars
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  geranium kid just saying nice because it's true. Well, how do you show
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  us? Look at having a date tonight? I show wish my boyfriend palm
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  Roy was here. Happ's you had a date since palm Roy went in the
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  army. Oh, I had one little old date. Bunch of us went
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  for a ride and a car. Me and my date had to sit in
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  a rumbo. See you mean to tell me as big as you are a
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  cheer and the fellas at no rumbo. See we showed this. I wonder
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  they're becoming him. You know you know you're ain't in the trouble with you
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  is that you should order reduce? Why Palm Moore said it was my figure
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  or to be mis Amorica. Yeah from part of Canada and Mexico too.
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  Wow, this ain't getting me. No evening gown. Uh My date was
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  making ronies at eight o'clock and here it is four thirty. Come on,
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  Selveasta's waiting outside with the car. I'll selve i, sir sl head boy,
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  you're here, Miss Judie, oh for gold, Wait a minute now,
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  why ain't deal with them? You hitched to the station wagon. Well
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  I left drover and little stea boy. Uh did you make a nice bad
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  fire in her saw a? Sure? There is its food. I was
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  in there, pictures all. Come on, let's get started downtown. Oh
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  chazel, different point. Something's wrong with a mustard? Oh I want it
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  run well? A spark plug fall it just stood. It turns on a
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  strizzler. That's a leaking of cylinder head gas. And oh yes the stuner.
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  Yes, and on top of it, you're losing compassion. Come on,
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  let me like get in geranium, all right, miss chety corl a
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  switch now st up on a stun hold only a tolerader. Yeah, you
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  better put up the top two hundred stun the raine. Oh come on,
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  geranium, I reckon. We'll have to take the sweet sarn see you light
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  yourself as the all right, but shorty un up, Miss Judy. Here
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  comes the street corner. It's a curs fuss, that is, Hey,
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  pardon me, ladies, Hey mord a minue. Let me off. Question
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  what's the man? I haven't got my glasses with me, and I thought
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  this was a hamburger wagon. Said, why don't you set out on this
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  juda dazzle space. Oh I can't set in that little space or just a
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  minting honey, all wedgeon, a man of mine, doctor car. Four
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  people just fell off the bike. Whoa, look that's a store. Let's
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  get off. Wats the idea of far bows? I just ran over Jimmy
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  piddlers. Let me out in front a let me out in back too,
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  minium, Yes, ma'am, I'll run in the fierce mind. It's yours.
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  A man of folks in here this afternoon. Oh yah, there's mis
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  smiles over there by the music counter. You do that's and all? Oh
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  hold there, Judy, you'll say this is a surprise. What are you
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  doing in here? Well, sir, I got to get the self of
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  evening gowns day tonight with Mickey Rooney. With Mickey Rooney, Yep, he
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  dropped me a note in the grocery store, and he says, make me
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  at eight tonight, Nicky Rooney? What are you doing here, mister Niles,
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  Well, I'm helping Eddie Dean sell his songs. There he is over
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  by the piano. Oh, Eddie, here's Judy. Oh hello miss Judy.
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  Hi Eddie say, I'm plugging a song from when you pictured Vitamin Studios.
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  All right, now, let's get a crap. Okay, all right,
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  right over this way, ladies and gentlemen, we have a star here
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  from Vitamin Studios, mister Eddie Dean, who will think for you. And
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  just a few moments you better practice up, Eddie, Shine on, shine
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  on hard this by old boy. I can't pass this one up. When
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  Colgate toothpowder shines up your teeth, you'll forget all about the shine on the
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  moon. Yes, sir, Coldgate toothpowder does such a swell job removing dull
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  film and surface stains from teeth that it reveals all their natural brilliance and lusters.
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  That's the shine Colgate toothpowder gives you. All right, go ahead,
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  Eddie thinks no more? All right, how's it you leave me? Oh
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  that's fine, Eddie. Coldgate toothpowder cleans your breath as it cleans your teeth.
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  And when you have a combination like that, a breath that's sweet and
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  a smile that dazzles. Well, boy, you really got some some oh
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  sweet mystery of life. No, Eddie, there's no mystery about the way
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  Coldgate toothpowder squeezing your breath. Scientific tests have definitely proved that Coldgate toothpowder stops
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  or unpleasing breath stopped it instantly in seven cases out of ten, Oh noles.
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  Why don't you take a powder? Well, why doesn't everyone take a
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  powder? Coldgate toothpowder. Take it to brush your teeth night and morning and
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  before every date. And I'll promise you a breath that sweet and a smile
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  that dazzle. Don't forget Coldgate toothpowder. Well, now how about me?
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  Oh yes, here's Eddie Dean. He's gonna lasso a rainbow for you,
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  Gonna laugh rainbow for you, Gonna life fall rainbow or got my wings from
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  uncle sound. You don't know how proud I am. Gonna life fall rainbow
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  for you very well, Texas Bell, keep my heart for you know I'll
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  be true. I'll ride back when the star is shining on a cloud with
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  a kilder liner, Gonna life fall rainbow for you. Fall well, your
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  bell, keep my heart for you know I'll be true. I'll ride by
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  when the sun is shining on a cloud with a silver liner on a life
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  fall for you. Heydee, that was swell Eddie, that was just swell.
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  Little thank you with Judy say, I'll be through here at five o'clock
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  and I'd like to take you to dinner. Oh I'm sorry, Eddie,
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  but you see I've got a date tonight. Let's make you Rooney at eight
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  o'clock. Maybe some otther time, run shure. I was hoping that after
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  dinner I could take your roller skates. Yeah, you did that last night.
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  You took her roller skating and what happened? You left her on her
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  own all night, mister Niles. Now stop that. Eddie meant well,
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  come with me and help me pick out a dress. Song Eddie, So
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  long, Miss Judy. Let me see now the lady's department is on the
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  forest floor. Hey, look look at this sign on the elevator. Due
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  to the shortage of health customers will please run the elevators themselves. Golly,
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  I don't know how to run an elevator. I do. I used to
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  work where they had a drumb waiter. He told me how to run the
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  elevator too. Come on, get in Farest Farm. Please, yes,
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  ma'am, all the house button, pitty wager? See that flag, Paul,
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  Yes, ma'am. Well a flag is me? Fire? Damn,
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  Honey, I'm testing all right? Ssh what happens? I lie half mask?
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  Well me? Hey? Where's listen? Now? Are you in the
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  elevator? Jennis? I'm worrying it. Oh, jerinim, come on,
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  take me back down to the fourth floor. Going down. I can't understand
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  that I'm over shooting, o madam, Judy gonna come down too fast?
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  Thing no gerinium. I always wear my girdle under my chin. Why do
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  I got to get up to the forest floor all RaSE the floor walker out
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  mester? Why will I find the osculator? Huh, madam? You mean
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  the escalator. An osculator is someone who grabs you and kisses you. Why
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  will I find the osculator? They're not stay in the basement, Honey.
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  Always finds a lot of stuff in the bogging basements. My mind. Look
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  at all them pretty statues. Yeah they are lovely, but I ain't interested
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  in statues. I ain't mister. Wait a minute, what are you doing?
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  Uh? The gonna have it of picking up things and ring them over
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  to see what they're made. Well, put me down. Hey look,
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  Judy, there's the dress department over there. Oh yeah, gee, they
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  still have beautiful a state they are chiving them. Said, yes, sir,
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  I'd like to get myself an evening gown and a fur piece kudasa Jesse
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  shieldeau Fox, Well, I would be pretty by it's got to be genuine.
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  Wimmsee Andre one genuine shooter Foxer. There you are one genuine Chiven fox
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  stuff. Boy, that's your service? Are all right? I'll take it?
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  And easies in evening gown that he's divine because I called the complete?
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  Are they real? According complete? Oh? Run your fingers over them.
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  I'm jenny see I'll take it. Tell every every time I said, I'm
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  I can play it all or nothing at all? And now may I suggest
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  an evening wrapped? He just let me sleep. These muddle on your shot
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  dels. This is called down block out, keep blackout, cape cajee?
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  Why makes you so heavy in the bag them send? It has a dgting
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  eerie dwarding and a bucket of shind Hey, Judy, don't forget your dates
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  would make you loaly at eight o'clock. You better hurry all right, mister
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  and Iles. Let's Judy wait for me while I'm here. I'd like to
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  get a pass last you wear Science fifty two, don't you? Yes?
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  Or how'd you know? I used to make stiles to seabiscuits? You'ladium?
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  I'm a fight. We ain't got time. Come on, we gotta take
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  the creek car home. Some on. Yeah, well at eight o'clock,
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  Judy, if you really had a date with Maki Roning, he ought to
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  be here. Now listen, now, don't you go teasing this Judy.
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  He done told you that he done got the louse Thor and the grocer.
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  So, oh gee, I bet that's making now hello and la shan Areta.
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  I hate my pay, so set to pieces for talking in your face?
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  Oh it's you paidro say, how's lover boy? I'm a pig.
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  Oh the beach. She is very chic for the friend of mine. He's
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  making him some pills. He belongs to the International gemmis Union. Oh I
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  see you, he good boy, I see you. Hey, Tho.
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  You know I'm merely beginning to worry about love boys. I don't wanna lose
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  that pig. If he's getting once, maybe I better come out there tomorrow
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  morning, or I off your call, Senorita. I I'm started of cooking
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  my yourn knees. I always be sure happy to see your lovely fish that
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  I always gets your hands, I always gets your feet all paidro You mean
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  your heart is full of love? Ah? Shame? Does he think it's
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  one of the issues tasted banana? Well, Judy, where's McKey rooney?
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  It's eight thirty. Maybe he can't find the house. I guess I better
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  go out and stand on the curve and watch fun. Well, you shouldn't
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  be standing out on the street alone at night, you know, Hollywood.
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  I'll go with you. What a choice? Nice. I don't see a
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  sign of a car on the street anyway, Judy, are you sure mcke
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  rooney made a date with you for the night. Yeah, he made the
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  date in the corniversery store. I was standing by the tomatoes and he picked
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  me out. Yeah, he dropped. He dropped a note at my feet
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  as as he passed by. Here's a note right here. It says meet
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  me at eight tonight, make you reony? Yeah, let me see that
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  note. Well, Judy, your own trouble is coughing up again. You
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  can't read. I can't read by that note that they meet me at eight
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  tonight. Make your own judy. This is a grocery list. It says
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  meat and potatoes tonight and macaloney and a judy. Before you sing you are
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  my sunshine, I would like to sing the places of Colgate toothpowders. Friends.
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  You know this is true that no matter how attractive a person may look,
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  they're not attractive to be with unless their breath is sweet. Right.
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  That's why it's so important for all of us to be sure that our breath
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  is always sweet and wholesome. And friends, it's a scientific fact that in
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  seven cases out of ten, Coulgate toothpowder stops oral unpleasing breath instantly. Yes,
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  Colgate toothpowder cleans your teeth. That lively active foams penetrates right into the
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  tiny hidden crevices between your teeth. It goes to work right where much oral
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  unpleasing breath starts. And you'll be delighted too to see how Colgate toothpowder quickly
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  reveals all the natural brilliance and sparkle of your teeth. So for a breath
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  that sweets and a smile that dazzles use Colgate toothpowders. May I repeat the
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  name Coldgate toothpowder. Well, Judy, I'm sorry you didn't get your date
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  with Mickey Rooney, but right now you have a date with all those boys
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  in the service who have requested you to sing that old favorite. You are
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  my sunshine. Had a night as a lightly tam I dreamed the whole when
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  mom. When I awoke, I had mistake it and I have my sad
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  Cris. You are my Sundine, my only son goes. You make me
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  happy. When Sila pray, you never know almost I know he don't say
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  my son's turn away. I always love you and make you happy if you
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  an only say the same. But if you leave me loving lothers, you
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  regret it all. Some day. You are my sunshine. Come my only
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  son. You make me happy. You never know all these don't save my
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  son's Thank you, folks, And now I want to talk to all the
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  women folks listening in. Pretty soon our boys are gonna invade Europe, and
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  for months they've been getting all them explosives and ammunition together. You all know
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  that waist kitchen fat helps make them bullets. So let's all get together,
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  huh, save all our waist fat and make it boom time for our boys.
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  Please don't throw a wave and the teaspoons full of that waist fat,
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  cause just that little bit might make a bullet that some poor fellow in a
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  foxhole might need to get back home safe. And ladies, it's the grief
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  that you say that'll put the skids under them. Access fellers. All you
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  have to do is pour that fat and a clean metal container, and when
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  you got a pound the more, take it to your butcher or a meat
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  dealer, and please don't let it sit around the house. Take care of
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  the first thing in the morning. You'll help beat our victory. Thanks Shell.
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  You know, I could stand here and join with y'all all night,
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  but I'm kind of worried about my pig glover boy, so I'll see y'all
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  next Tuesday night. At this same time, there's a Judie can Over saying
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  thanks a lot and good night. Good night, Shi, goodies. It's
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  a pennile thing for grassless peech and a smile. I guys, you'll hold
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