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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 13th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 2: For a politically correct world. Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning everybody good morning well today is tuesday it
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  Speaker 3: is october the 13th 2026 woody craig menace gina graham
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  Speaker 3: sea bass sammy there's jeff g morgan is here we
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  Speaker 3: got four we got menji von our video producer is
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  Speaker 3: here phones are open 877-44-woody you can send us a
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  Speaker 3: text and check in if you'd like over to 22987
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  Speaker 3: you guys know the drill you know how this works
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  Speaker 3: We got the birthdays, part of birthday coming up here
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  Speaker 3: in a second. October 13th. Today is World Thrombosis Day.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Is that just swollen veins?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a deep vein thrombosis.
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  Speaker 5: Thrombosis.
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  Speaker 2: You hear that, you know, they talk about you've been
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  Speaker 2: on a flight too long. You're sitting in coach. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's right. Blood clot. You got to walk around.
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  Speaker 3: It's International Skeptics Day. I don't know about that. I
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  Speaker 3: expect all your cards. It's a breast cancer awareness day. Well,
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  Speaker 3: it is October.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Today's Herpes Awareness Day.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh.
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  Speaker 5: Get aware again.
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  Speaker 4: Aware of them herpes. Don't kiss Tyler. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's National M & M Day. It is Yorkshire Pudding Day,
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  Speaker 3: which Yorkshire pudding is not even pudding.
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  Speaker 2: It's like bread, right? It's kind of like bread. Is
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  Speaker 2: that the one like you get it like when you
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  Speaker 2: get like prime rib and stuff?
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  Speaker 4: It's liquid bread?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not liquid. That's the thing. It's like a puff.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a popover. It's a puff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, popover.
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  Speaker 4: My grandma used to make it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like pudding is a misnomer.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it has like gravy and onions. It's not
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  Speaker 5: like a dessert.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not.
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  Speaker 4: It actually sounds kind of good.
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  Speaker 2: It is a national transfer money to your Sunday, Jeff G.
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  Speaker 2: Not happening.
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  Speaker 3: Ladies, it's national no bra day.
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  Speaker 2: Sweet.
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  Speaker 3: And today's national face your fears day.
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  Speaker 4: Greg, butterfly time.
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  Speaker 2: Nope, nope, nope, nope.
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  Speaker 3: And according to some numbers, these are the things that
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  Speaker 3: make people shriek with fear the most. So someone unexpectedly
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  Speaker 3: jumping out.
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  Speaker 2: Hate that. As a prank. So just like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: hiding somewhere and, you know, whatever.
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  Speaker 5: I hate it.
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  Speaker 2: Hearing a knock at the window when it's dark. Or
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  Speaker 2: hearing a noise in the house when you're- That might
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  Speaker 2: startle somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Hearing a mysterious thud downstairs in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 3: Like you hear something going on down there.
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  Speaker 5: I'm used to that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, what if ghosts knocked over pictures?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be ghosts. Or threw something across the room. Right, Greg? Absolutely. Finally,
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  Speaker 2: you're on board.
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  Speaker 3: What makes people shriek with fear? Missing a step at
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  Speaker 3: the bottom of the stairs.
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  Speaker 5: Done it multiple times.
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  Speaker 2: Broke my foot.
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  Speaker 5: It's alarming.
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  Speaker 3: Greg spotting a spider on your pillow.
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  Speaker 2: Burn it down. Or a snake.
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  Speaker 3: Seeing a mouse dart across the room. I've never understood
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  Speaker 3: why that makes people freak out that way.
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  Speaker 5: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's more of a hassle. Like, damn it,
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  Speaker 3: there's a mouse in here. Not like being scared of it.
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  Speaker 5: It's one of those things where it's hard to reconcile
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  Speaker 5: the fact that they're so cute and they're so scary
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  Speaker 5: at the same time.
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  Speaker 4: What about if it runs up your pants?
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  Speaker 2: Scary how? How are they scary?
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  Speaker 5: They dart around. They shouldn't be in there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gross. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: They carry diseases.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't use the word scared.
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  Speaker 4: It can bite you, man.
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  Speaker 2: Being caught off guard.
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  Speaker 3: By a scary movie twist.
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  Speaker 2: I'm okay. I think I'll survive.
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  Speaker 3: Walking face first into a spider web. That's another thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like.
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  Speaker 3: That's every morning, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I don't freak out. It sucks.
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  Speaker 8: Every morning I walk into one of those. By the way,
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  Speaker 8: is your girlfriend missing her period on that list?
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty scary.
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  Speaker 3: Feeling something brush against your leg in the ocean.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I hate that one. Usually seaweed, but you never know.
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  Speaker 3: As you know, when my wife and I go to
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  Speaker 3: Mexico and I'm in the water constantly, it happens a ton.
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  Speaker 3: That was clearly some type of fish or something bigger.
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  Speaker 4: Sea life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sea life of some kind. And you're like, ooh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: That's weird.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, I was in the Bahamas once and I
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  Speaker 7: had this salmon-colored shorts on. And I went to this
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  Speaker 7: beach multiple days, but the day that I had those
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  Speaker 7: shorts on, Dude, hundreds of fish started coming up to
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  Speaker 7: me and like nipping at me.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was scary.
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  Speaker 3: I jumped out of the water. People pay for that
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  Speaker 3: kind of thing at a spa, right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, with their feet. I could never do that.
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  Speaker 4: Random ass fish.
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  Speaker 3: Weren't people getting really messed up by that? Where they
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  Speaker 3: end up having to have amputations?
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  Speaker 9: What?
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  Speaker 3: Because an infection would set in.
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  Speaker 5: I have friends that have done it.
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  Speaker 4: I would never do it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, like an infection sets in and they have to
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  Speaker 3: have things amputated.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it turns out the kiosk at the rando not-so-great
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  Speaker 4: country isn't the most cleanly place to be.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you put your feet in that water with.
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  Speaker 2: All the fish.
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  Speaker 5: And they just eat the dead skin off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, it doesn't sound great.
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  Speaker 5: No, I couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: Even worse if you're going to lose your feet over it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 2: Not worth it. I mean, the good news is I
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  Speaker 2: guess all the dead skin would be gone. Your feet
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  Speaker 2: would look great for while you still have them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you'd lose weight. It's like the people trying to get
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  Speaker 2: rid of spiders or spider webs by using some kind
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  Speaker 2: of blowtorch.
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  Speaker 1: It worked.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it got rid of.
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  Speaker 2: The spider web. Sure did.
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  Speaker 4: And your bushes.
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  Speaker 2: Also torched your house.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Your birthday has started the celebrity. Happy birthday to Morgan's crush,
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  Speaker 3: Sasha Baron Cohen.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: His new Ali G movie is coming out on the 23rd.
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  Speaker 3: He's 55 years old today. Jerry Rice, the NFL Hall
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  Speaker 3: of Fame wide receiver, rules, is 64. Kate Walsh, who
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  Speaker 3: is Dr. Addison Montgomery in Grey's Anatomy, is 59. Caleb McLaughlin,
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  Speaker 3: Lucas in Stranger Things, is 25. Doc Rivers, named one
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  Speaker 3: of the greatest coaches in NBA history.
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  Speaker 2: He's 65. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: He's mid.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, he won one chip.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's been on a lot of teams, and
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  Speaker 4: there's a reason for that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, I didn't make up the list. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know the greatest coaches list. The losers. Yeah, why do.
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  Speaker 5: You want to be obsessed with them?
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  Speaker 3: Doc Rivers is 65. Paul Pierce, he is 49, speaking
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  Speaker 3: of basketball. Sammy Hagar, he's 79. And singer-songwriter half of
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  Speaker 3: Simon and Garfunkel, Paul Simon, is 85.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Your porno birthday today is Jules Jade. And today's birthday girl,
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  Speaker 3: she has worked on more wood than a carpenter. 426
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  Speaker 3: fine films, including The Complete Mommy XXX. She's also been
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  Speaker 3: in Lifestyles of the Cuckolded, Volume 9.
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  Speaker 2: She was in Massage It, Bitch, Volume 1. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She was fantastic in I'll Give You the Ultimate Hole. Also,
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  Speaker 3: Strippers Come Home Horny from the Club.
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  Speaker 10: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: Rectal Rooter, Volume 1. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: For Greg, she was in Lesbian Touchy Feely Birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's fun. And here you go, Sammy. I know
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  Speaker 2: how much you love laundry. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Who can forget her unforgettable role in Do Me First,
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  Speaker 3: The Laundry Can Wait?
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  Speaker 2: Sammy's like, no, it can't. No, it can't. It's a nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: That's Jules Jade, who's 55 years old today.
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  Speaker 2: And she's selling peptides. Oh, there you go.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, sweet.
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  Speaker 3: At your partner birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on
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  Speaker 3: the woody show.
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  Speaker 2: It's huge are you kidding i don't know what i
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  Speaker 2: did to deserve this algorithm the woody show.
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  Speaker 3: Well ladies and gentlemen here we are and it's time
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  Speaker 3: to tell you Who is on the lineup. All the
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  Speaker 3: details for Alter Ego 2027. Let's do it. Alt 98.7's
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  Speaker 3: Alter Ego 2027 presented by Capital One.
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  Speaker 2: The date, Saturday. Saturday night. That's good.
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  Speaker 5: Thank God.
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  Speaker 3: Saturday, January 16th. It's going to be at the Forum
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  Speaker 3: there in Englewood.
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  Speaker 2: Sweet. I think we are hosting. Possibly. I think. As
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  Speaker 2: far as we know.
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  Speaker 4: I think.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So I'm not quite sure on that, but here's
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  Speaker 2: what I am convinced of. Who's going to be there?
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  Speaker 7: That's what we need.
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  Speaker 2: That's what everybody wants to know.
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  Speaker 3: And I will tell you that the Capital One cardholder
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  Speaker 3: presale starts a week from today. Capital One cardholders, you
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  Speaker 3: get first dibs at tickets if you have any kind
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  Speaker 3: of Capital One card. There's a 48-hour presale next week, Tuesday.
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  Speaker 3: That's the 20th at 10 a.m. And that goes until
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  Speaker 3: the 22nd at 10 a.m. So 48 hours only over
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  Speaker 3: while supplies last. They don't put the whole venue up
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  Speaker 3: for the pre-sale. Everybody else will have a chance when
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  Speaker 3: the regular on-sale happens. But again, that is for Capital
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  Speaker 3: One cardholders only. General on-sale to the public. That is
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  Speaker 3: happening next Friday, the 23rd at 12 noon. Ticketmaster.com, Alt987FM. com
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  Speaker 3: for all the information on that.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 3: I know what you really want to know. Who the
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  Speaker 3: hell is playing?
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Come on.
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  Speaker 10: Stop stalling.
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  Speaker 2: Alter Ego. Well, I can tell you our friends in
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  Speaker 2: the Offspring. Oh, I guess. The best.
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  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Dexter.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Noodles.
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  Speaker 10: Our friends in the Offspring.
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  Speaker 3: So many great songs. Offspring and Alter Ego. All right,
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  Speaker 3: who else is going to be on the lineup at
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  Speaker 3: Alter Ego? Well, Evanescence will.
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  Speaker 2: Be there.
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  Speaker 11: Yes!
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  Speaker 3: It's been a long time since I've seen Evanescence.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen them live. You've never seen them live?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: Another band. Obviously, we know this song, another great song.
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  Speaker 2: Going Under. Love it.
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  Speaker 3: Evanescence on the lineup for Alter Ego 2027.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 10: So we got Offspring.
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  Speaker 2: We got Evanescence. Let's see. Who else is playing Alter Ego? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: Death Cab for Kitty is going to be there. Nice. Nice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Death Cabin shooting.
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  Speaker 5: Love that.
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  Speaker 4: Alter Ego 2027, Saturday, January 16th.
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  Speaker 2: I also got to hear from Death Cabin. This song
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  Speaker 2: is still huge.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it pops up in so many different places.
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  Speaker 5: Greg likes to cry to himself.
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  Speaker 2: You're not wrong. You're not wrong. All right, so where
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  Speaker 2: are we at here?
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  Speaker 3: We got Evanescence, Offspring. Death Cab for Cutie, all on
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  Speaker 3: the lineup for Alter Ego 2027. It's happening January 16th
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  Speaker 3: at the Forum. Also on the lineup, Greg is very
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  Speaker 3: excited about.
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  Speaker 2: So stoked. Billy Corgan.
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  Speaker 4: Yes!
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  Speaker 10: Yeah!
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a special performance at Alter Ego.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even care.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be a great day. What day? Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: January 16th. That'll be the day. I know people are
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  Speaker 2: already on the text asking, when did the ticket giveaway start? Well,
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  Speaker 2: those start today.
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  Speaker 6: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to get those for you.
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  Speaker 3: But that's not all, because we're not done. We're going
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  Speaker 3: to want you to be there for Alt 98.7's Alter
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  Speaker 3: Ego 2027. They're at the forum Saturday, January 16th. You're
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  Speaker 3: going to float on over to the forum, because.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to see Modest Mouse there. Modest Mouse will
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  Speaker 2: be on stage at Alt 98.7's Alter Ego 2027. All right,
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  Speaker 2: so Offspring, Evanescence, Death Cab for Cutie, Billy Corgan, Modest Mouse,
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  Speaker 2: and also on the lineup for Alter Ego.
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  Speaker 10: Young the Giant.
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  Speaker 2: That's another great song from Young the Giant Man, one
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  Speaker 2: I always forget about.
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  Speaker 4: Remember this?
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  Speaker 10: I love this song.
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  Speaker 2: So good. Greg, I believe they say this song's a vibe.
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  Speaker 2: It is. It really is. It defines vibe. I want
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  Speaker 2: you to be at Alter Ego. And tickets, Capital One
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  Speaker 2: cardholder presale starts next week, next Tuesday, Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: That's for 48 hours only. General on sale next Friday.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Who else is on the lineup there at Alter Ego?
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  Speaker 3: I got, let's see, three more bands.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Three more bands. Offspring, Evanescence, Def Cab for Cutie, Billy Corgan,
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  Speaker 3: Modest Mouse, Young the Giant. Not totally, not like all out,
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  Speaker 3: but slightly stupid. Yeah, Slightly Stupid will be at Alter Ego.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not sure, like, what time, who goes on first. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What does somebody else do with that? Yeah, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: sure who goes on when. But I'm just picturing, like,
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  Speaker 2: Slightly Stupid might be in there somewhere after everybody's at
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  Speaker 2: least had a few.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then you smoke and you're good. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: A band that's been getting a lot of play here,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of requests, people really into this next band,
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  Speaker 3: who's also on the lineup for Alter Ego 2027, Temper City.
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  Speaker 2: I wish that I could lie, but my mind gets.
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  Speaker 6: In the way.
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  Speaker 2: I'm playing the hell out of this.
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  Speaker 10: Song, Self-Aware.
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  Speaker 2: You've heard it here on Alt 98.7 a lot. Make
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  Speaker 2: yourself aware of what we do.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 3: One more band to announce for the lineup for Alter
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  Speaker 3: Ego 2027. And that would be a band I know
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  Speaker 3: a lot of people are excited about.
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  Speaker 2: So excited. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people hit us up about these guys. Well,
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  Speaker 3: they're not guys.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: They're ladies.
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  Speaker 5: These gals.
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  Speaker 2: These gals.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: On the lineup at Alter Ego, The Warrens.
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  Speaker 10: The song Kerosene.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go, everybody.
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  Speaker 3: That's the lineup for All 98.7's Alter Ego 2027.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Presented by Capital One, Saturday, January 16th at the Forum.
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  Speaker 2: Possibly hosted by The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: We don't know yet.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see. Offspring, Evanescence, Death Cab for Cutie, Smashing Pumpkins.
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  Speaker 2: Billy Corgan and the Smashing Pumpkins. Modest Mouse, Young the Giant,
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  Speaker 2: Slightly Stupid, Temper City, and this band right here, The Warning.
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  Speaker 3: Capital One cardholder presale. You got first dibs on tickets.
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  Speaker 3: That's a 48 hour presale starting next Tuesday at 10 a.m.
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  Speaker 3: That goes till Thursday at 10 a.m. or while supplies last.
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  Speaker 3: These Capital One cardholder presales typically sell out. If you
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: have a Capital One card of any kind, you'll be
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: able to do that.
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  Speaker 2: But it is for.
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  Speaker 3: Capital One cardholders only. And then the general on sale,
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  Speaker 3: the public on sale presale. is next Friday, the 23rd
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  Speaker 3: at 12 noon. Alt987fm. com, Ticketmaster.com for all the information. I
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: also suggest that you sign up to be an Alt VIP.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: You can sign up to be an Alt-VIP because as
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  Speaker 3: things happen and as things get denounced or whatever, anything
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  Speaker 3: involved with Alter Ego, you'll be the first to know
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  Speaker 3: about it.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. All right, Greg Gorey. Woody. Trending news headlines.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: We're going to start with the Pope. Pope Leo is
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: getting surgery today. I saw that. Doctors found an early
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: stage growth on one of his lungs. Does he have
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: what we have?
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Does he have to get like a pre-authorization, you think?
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: What's his deductible?
• 19:03
  Speaker 10: He has an HMO.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: What's his deductible?
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: The amount of money that the church brings in. Like monthly,
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: it's like insane.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Nobody's charging the Pope.
• 19:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: No one's charging. Just in case.
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: Don't worry.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: It's getting covered.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: They call that pro bono.
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: But yeah, they try to do like a breakdown of
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: just like what they think the amount of money that
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: gets brought in each month.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: It's insane.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: But this whole thing, there was a, what, a nodule
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: on his lung.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a small lesion that they found during medical tests.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: But so he drove over to the hospital today.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: In Rome. Yeah.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: And they brought him in there. And there's like a
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: special area at this hospital just for when the Pope
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: comes in.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: No way. Yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: So like just in case the Pope ever goes to
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: the hospital, for whatever reason, they have this whole area that,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: just for him.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: That's just basically unused. It's not even a shared room, guys.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: So it's the equivalent of what we have for Ryan Seacrest.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. It's on the off chance.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: One time every five years. And I'm pretty sure his
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: ass isn't hanging out of the robe.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: It probably goes all the way around.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: They got like a special hospital popat for him, I'm sure.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: That's pretty awesome. I mean, even the water in the
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: toilets is holy water. Yeah, for sure. In his room.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Do you think he looks around and is like, just
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: a guy from chicago what what happened how did i
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: get here probably i mean that's how i that's how
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: i look at him.
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: Probably trip out about it i know it's crazy.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I mean i've had that thought but you know after
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: like a presidential election doesn't matter who it is let's
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: not get into battles about presidents but i'm thinking anybody
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: because i watched like the celebration uh after they've you
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: know declared the uh the winner and i'm thinking there's
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: all these parties and people are there and then later
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: that night when they get home And they're, whatever, the hotel.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: And they're laying in bed.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: The lights are on. All the press. Everybody else is gone.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: All the, you know, assistants and everything. It's just you
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: and your spouse. And you're laying there in bed. Your
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: ears are ringing from all the noise that night. And
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: you're sitting there because you can't sleep.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: You're pumped. Right, of course. I'm president. Yeah.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: What is that feeling like when you're like, dude, I
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: was just elected the president of the United States.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: When does that sink in?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Or like, you know, Leo.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: And he's been voted in as like, dude, I'm the Pope.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: One of the most important people in the world.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I'm the frigging Pope. That's what I think about billionaires.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: How is every second of every minute of every day?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I'm a billionaire.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Leo's like, dude, I was at Lou Malnati's like two
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: weeks ago.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Well, luckily they caught this growth on his lungs in
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: the very initial stages. And the Vatican says more info
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: will be provided later tonight.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: And you know if the rest of us had that nodule,
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: they'd be like, come back in six months. We'll keep
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: an eye on it.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: And by the way, he doesn't need your prayers. He's good.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: He is the prayer.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: He's got a direct line.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he has the hookup.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he does.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: He has the plug-em prayers.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Another news, Josh Allen and Matthew Stafford went blow for
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: blow at SoFi last night in an instant classic, went
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: to OT where Tyler Bass drilled this 45-year-old field goal
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: in overtime to get the Bills. 45-year-old field goal? of
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: did i oh did i say year old 45 yard
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: field goal it took a long time it was up
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: in the air so long it's now 45 dude the
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: punter for the ramps is so fat yeah yeah because
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: they're like but here's the thing he's like 13 pounds
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: heavier than i am we're the same height and he's
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: 13 pounds.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Heavier really and like ache man and those guys all
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: they could do is just make you know like uh
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: like oh well he's a He's a hefty guy.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: They use all the safe words. Hefty.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Sturdy.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Like he's porking out, like going out in the field,
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: like during a timeout just to kind of get a
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: look at things.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: He has a strong foundation.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Big balls.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: When he plants his foot, it's really in the ground.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Even President Trump got in on it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 10: Oh, he's got to go on a diet.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: He's a fat guy.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: That was actually from something else. I don't know what
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: that was from. What was that from, Jeff?
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: There was a protester at one of his rallies, and
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: there was a fight in the crowd after he started protesting.
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: And I guess the guy that was protesting was a
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: big dude.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: He's got to go on a diet. He's a fat guy.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Fat guy.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Fat guy.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Goes for the Rams kicker, though, too. Well, Bill's win
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: over the Rams, 37-34. So Buffalo's now 4-1. Rams fall
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: to 2-3. And then meanwhile in baseball, not looking good
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: for the Dodgers. Lost Game 2 yesterday. Now the Brewers
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: are just two wins away from going to the World Series.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: William Contreras-Homer to tie it and drove in the go-ahead run.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: And the Brewers' bullpen was lights out. Game 3 going
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: to be Wednesday at Dodger Stadium. And then in the ALCS,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: the Guardians stole game one on the road. They beat
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: the Rays 7-3 in game twos tonight on TBS.
• 23:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Dodgers played small ball. We talked about that on
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: the show yesterday. How'd that work out? Just not enough
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: small ball because the Brewers.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Were better at it. Yeah.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Isn't there a report that Otani might get benched?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: It's possible. Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: Why does he crash out? He's crashing out because he's hurt, man.
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: He's hurt and he's hiding it, so he's trying his best, but, man,
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: he looks bad at the plate.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: I saw a report pop up last night that they
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: might actually bench him, which I was like, that's crazy.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: That is insane. Yeah. I'll wait and see if that happens.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Everybody is talking about actress Selma Blair. She went nutty
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: on this flight from L.A. to New York City the
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: other day. She had an argument with some flight attendants.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: That's how it started. And then allegedly punched one of
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: the flight attendants and then bit another one.
• 24:25
  Speaker 11: Oh, no.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: And she also tried to open the plane doors during
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: the flight from L.A. to New York.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: That sounds like Ambien or something.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: And then it gets better. Once the Delta flight landed
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: at JFK, she was taken to the hospital for a
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: much-needed mental evaluation, but then kicked a cop while she
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: was on a gurney and then punched a nurse. She
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: was going crazy.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I also heard she, like, head-butted a flight attendant.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: And so the FBI is investigating everything. Selma is facing
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: assault charges. And her lawyer now says... She was not
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: on her meds, and the lack of medication and the
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: elevation is what made her go out of control. Elevation.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: That's a new one.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Lack of medication.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: The altitude?
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Like she has this medication that she's on, and she
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: didn't have it or hadn't taken it in a while.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: And then couple that with the elevation.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Shut up.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: You kind of go black out. Here comes Sammy the Apologist.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 25:16
  Speaker 11: I am here because I looked into this. And because
• 25:19
  Speaker 11: she has MS, right? We already know that. And the
• 25:22
  Speaker 11: medication that she was supposed to be taking is called Nudexta.
• 25:26
  Speaker 11: And so that medication is used. People with MS take
• 25:29
  Speaker 11: it if they have this like neurological sort of issue.
• 25:32
  Speaker 11: It is a neurological thing, but if it's this bad
• 25:34
  Speaker 11: and also people with Parkinson's take it. Alzheimer's, people who
• 25:37
  Speaker 11: had straight strokes.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: So like Michael J. Fox biting people.
• 25:41
  Speaker 11: But again, but maybe he's taking his medication. So if
• 25:44
  Speaker 11: you're like somebody who has Alzheimer's who gets disoriented, why
• 25:48
  Speaker 11: are you not taking medication?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 25:50
  Speaker 11: But she was traveling.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: So why are you not taking your medication?
• 25:52
  Speaker 11: I could have forgot it or maybe didn't bring enough.
• 25:54
  Speaker 11: I don't know why she wasn't on it.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 25:56
  Speaker 11: This isn't an excuse, but there are people saying that
• 25:59
  Speaker 11: just because she has MS, it doesn't cause you to
• 26:02
  Speaker 11: do that. That's not true.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: It does.
• 26:04
  Speaker 11: She does need to be on this medication.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: And also, she's been in the public eye for how
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: many decades? It's not like, oh, here goes Selma Blair again.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is like a one-off.
• 26:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah. And the thing with this is, is that you
• 26:17
  Speaker 11: don't have, I guess, control over these reactions. It's not
• 26:20
  Speaker 11: how you're even feeling. They have laughing fits. They'll start
• 26:23
  Speaker 11: crying when they're happy or laughing during serious moments and
• 26:27
  Speaker 11: they can't stop. And they can have these angry outrages
• 26:30
  Speaker 11: even when they're not angry and they cannot control it.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: I mean, that makes sense because this is so bizarre.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: So from now on, do we put her under the plane?
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: In the stowaway?
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, where your dog has to travel that way.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Sometimes, yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: You can't have them in the cabin. She goes where.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: The suitcases go?
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, put her where the suitcases go. I have no idea, though,
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: that that could happen to somebody with MS that doesn't
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: take their medication. I've never heard about that before.
• 26:56
  Speaker 11: MS is interesting because it affects everybody differently. So that
• 27:00
  Speaker 11: wouldn't happen maybe to somebody else who has it. And
• 27:03
  Speaker 11: I know people who have MS who some have it
• 27:05
  Speaker 11: more neurological than physical and other people who have it
• 27:09
  Speaker 11: more physical than neurological. It's all just different for everything.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, look, it's terrible. You know, if you get MS,
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: that sucks. Like if she has MS and she's, you know,
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: dealing with all this to anybody.
• 27:18
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: That's not the point here. Like the the punching, the
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: biting with it. I don't care why people do stuff
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: when they do it. Like I have a hard time
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: having empathy. Especially if it's one of those situations where
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: you should have been taking your medication.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: It's not new. You've had this for a while. You
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: know how important that is. You should have been taking
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: your medication.
• 27:37
  Speaker 11: Right, but people aren't perfect. If she forgot it, if
• 27:39
  Speaker 11: she didn't take enough, if before.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: She was able to go.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: She stayed longer than she thought she was going to stay.
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: Exactly.
• 27:43
  Speaker 11: In the past, she was able to go two days
• 27:45
  Speaker 11: without taking it, and it was okay. And then this
• 27:47
  Speaker 11: time it wasn't because it was combined with other things.
• 27:50
  Speaker 11: I mean, who knows?
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Somebody said she actually has a history of biting. She
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: admits it in her book.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: Is she a puppy?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. Is that her thing? That's so trashy.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: But this sounds more black and white than a murderer
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: who says, well, I kind of was crazy at the time.
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: Because I do have empathy because this is a medical
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: thing versus somebody that's a drug addict that's on drugs
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: that's like biting and kicking people.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: You can pinpoint this more. And especially if there's precedent.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: behind this medication that it does cause these side effects.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: You know, then this is more understandable.
• 28:20
  Speaker 11: Well, it's not side effects from the medication.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: It's from not taking the medication. Okay, or from lack of.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Right, yes.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, there you go. Also, really sad news broke yesterday
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: when everybody found out that R.J. Mitty, the actor who
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: played Walter White Jr. on Breaking Bad, died by suicide
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: in Brownsville, Texas. And R.J. wasn't just an actor. He
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: was a disability rights advocate. He was an ambassador for
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: United Cerebral Palsy and Shriners Children's Hospital. And RJ had
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: posted a picture earlier this month with Luis Moncada. He
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: played one of those evil twins on Breaking Bad. And
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: RJ seemed like he was fine and also engaged to
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Kennedy Suarez. They had dated for years, got engaged last year.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: And RJ was just 34 years old. Super sad news.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: And Bryan Cranston wrote this beautiful tribute to him on Facebook, too.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: A really long tribute. There was a... A podcast that
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: he was on.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a few days ago.
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: And he was telling the story about how he got
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: the role on Breaking Bad.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: It was between him and this other dude. They flew
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: him to Albuquerque. He went in there for like one
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: final read, ended up going back to his room. And
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: then Vince Gillian called him and was like, all right, man,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: let's go. You got the role, but hurry up. You're
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: already late.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: We're on set. Yeah. And then they had to start
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: right away. Yeah, they started like right away. And the
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: process took months, apparently, to find out if he got
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: the gig. Yeah, yeah he was great in that show
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: so that's sad rj midi 34 also this sucks man
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: died after falling out of a roller coaster at six
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: flags over georgia and cobb county uh witnesses say the
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: guy fell from the goliath roller coaster hit the ride
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: a bunch of times on the way down so that
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: injured some other riders and the fall was even captured
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: on those souvenir pictures that get oh my god mid
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: ride so disturbing So local authorities responded right away. They
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: say the investigation's ongoing. They haven't released a lot of
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: details as to what went wrong. And a spokesperson for
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Six Flags says they've closed down nine attractions across their
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: parks for the time being. And they said that they're
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: not going to release any more info out of respect
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: for the man's family.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Well, the report that I was reading was that he
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: was on the ride with his daughter and that his
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: wife and I guess their son were like on the ground.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: They saw it like happen. Oh, my God. Yeah.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: Not to be insensitive, but I am curious. Do they
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: sell you that photograph? Are they just like, nah, that
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: one's not for sale?
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: No, are you kidding?
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Like, if somebody flips off the camera, they take those down.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Do they? Yeah, because we used to try to see
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: what we can get away with when we go to
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: the theme parks. Yeah.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: You know, like we'd be like flipping the camera off
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: or doing like goofy stuff.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Right. And they would always like, this photo has been removed. Oh,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: I thought I didn't even know.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. They would do the same thing with.
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: That's why it takes so long for it to show up.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they'd do like the same thing in Splash Mountain.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Those are fun.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Like, you know, I'm saying people would try to do like,
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: you know, different... Like poses.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever. We would always do that. You act like
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: you're screaming your head off and I'm going to act
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: like I'm not even... year. We're going to end with
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: something that I think is kind of funny, finally, for
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: the WNBA finals. The Atlanta Dream, that's Angel Reese's team,
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: they're going to play their home games in a 3,500-seat
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: arena after failing to book a 17,000-seat arena, State Farm Arena,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: which is booked with a somber concert and a Hawks game,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: so Unavailable to them.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: It can be done.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Even though the venue does become their full-time home next year.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: So the arena that they're having the finals in, the
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: size of a high school gym. Oh, yeah.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: It's super tiny. The WNBA is such a joke for
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: a number of reasons. I think we've all seen it
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: play out a lot, especially this season.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: This season's the best season.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, so... Because of the fighting. So you have this, right?
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: So here we go. This is the finals, and it's
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: going to be something basically the size of the high
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: school gymnasium, right?
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Number two, when it came to MVP voting or like
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Caitlin Clark, didn't get one vote, not a single, not
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: a single vote. And they, I saw this whole thing
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: where they were comparing the stats of the people who
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: got a bunch of these first place votes. And they're, they're,
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: they're not even in the same. They're not even in
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: the same world as Caitlin Clark. Number, number three, once
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Caitlin Clark and the Indiana fever were out, the ratings dropped.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Like they had like what?
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: 2 million people. I think when the fever were planned,
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: And then the very next game after she was out,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: like the most they've topped is like, I want to
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: say like 500, maybe 600,000. Like, so like, but yet,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: but yet, you know, we want to pretend like she's
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: not that great or like all these different catty things
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: that go on. Everybody just turns a blind eye to.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: They left her off the 30th anniversary poster. There was
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: controversy there as well. It seems like they just step
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: in their own poop every single day. Like in, Thank
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: goodness the commissioner's on her way out, which is great.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: So hopefully they get somebody good. Because honestly, I like
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: watching it. You can make fun of me as much
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: as you want, but I like watching it. I think
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: there's great athletes in there. I think it's a good
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: league if it's run right. Well, it hasn't been. But
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: it's not run right. It hasn't been.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: The most exciting stuff that happens is people throwing dildos
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: on the court.
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: You know? Some of that other drama. And the boxing.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: The boxing's dope. Yep. But they're going out of their way.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: The one person... The one person that's brought the most attention.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Revitalized him.
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: Now, you actually follow this, Jeff. Why do you think
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: that's happening?
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: It's a good question. I just think it's mismanagement. I mean, she's.
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: She's not the best player in the league. Asia Wilson's
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: probably the best player in the league, and there's probably
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: a few other above Caitlyn. But she's definitely top five,
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: and she definitely has spurred the income and helped everybody
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: make more money, helped the league make more money, et cetera. But, yeah,
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: I don't know what their problem is. They need to
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: get somebody in there that can run it the right way. Because, honestly,
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: the women deserve it.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: What is the latest one? All right, thank you very much,
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Greg Gore. You got it.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised Sammy didn't jump in with any kind of
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: excuses for the league or anything. There wasn't like a, well.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: It goes back to supporting other women, you know what
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: I'm saying?
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Forget that noise.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: That's true. All right, quick break. More Woody shows next.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Hang on.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: I did hear it the first time.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Man, you know, Menace used to be the king of
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: the excuse generator. Oh, no. I think Sammy might be
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: giving you a run for your money. Dude, Sammy is goaded.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: You are super talented. I did research. You have a
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: special talent.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: I do, yeah.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: It's not just a Selma Blair thing. I mean, whenever
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: there's any... I don't care what the conversation is. There's
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: always the.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: There's a counterpoint.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Which I admire because it shows that you can kind of...
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: rearrange your thoughts and put it in a different perspective.
• 34:46
  Speaker 11: And see the other side of it. Whether I agree
• 34:48
  Speaker 11: with it necessarily or.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Not, there are things to acknowledge.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: I'm acknowledging your talent.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe you're in the wrong line of business. You could
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: be a defense lawyer. I know.
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: She does it so well, it gets to a point
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: of almost gaslighting, you know?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: My wife and I, we tell our son that all
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Like, dude, you should be a lawyer because kids can
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: always craft like a pretty, pretty crazy argument. Masterminds.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: What?
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: How do we even get here?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: I love people on the text saying like, look, man, like, again,
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: it sucks that she's got MS. And if you're taking medication,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: it's super important that you take that medication. And, you know,
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: some people I'm trying to.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: I was diagnosed with MS back in 2012. The medication
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: keeps me stable. My neurologist counters that by acting in
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: addition or by adding an additional medication with it. I
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: can't say I've ever had a problem lashing out. Sammy said, well,
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: you know, nobody's perfect. And he's like, well, it has
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: nothing to do with being perfect. It's being responsible and
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: prioritizing your medications when you know you require them. And
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: according to her book, she is a a. Habitual biter.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: That's so crazy.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the fact of the matter is, no matter
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: what causes, she bit somebody, she kicked somebody, she punched somebody. Oh,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: for sure. But I have MS.
• 35:59
  Speaker 11: No, but I think the point here is that she's
• 36:02
  Speaker 11: probably not going to go to jail for this. If anything,
• 36:05
  Speaker 11: she'll go to an institution because there was not malicious intent.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: With what she was doing. Nobody goes to jail. There
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: was just a dude.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Where was the guy that shot the two kids outside.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Of the homecoming game, right? Big argument. That guy's not
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: even in jail. Yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: It's a different thing, what Sammy just said, malicious intent.
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: It wasn't malicious intent.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: I know, but this other person had malicious intent, and
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: they're not in jail, so why would she be in jail?
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: She's not going to jail either.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Nobody's going to jail.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: Here's a fun fact that I didn't realize. She was
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: removed from a Delta flight in 2016 on a stretcher
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: after a mid-air behavioral episode, quote-unquote.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: See, it happens. It happens. Dude. Every 10 years.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: First person that hasn't been escorted off a plane, show
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: of hands. Anybody who has not been escorted off a plane?
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait.
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: I mean, I've been denied to get on playing because
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: I was too drunk.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Speaking of people not being, dude, this Berkeley engineer was
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: caught on hidden camera spiking a co-worker's water bottle with
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: a toxic heavy metal.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Did you see that?
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: I saw the video.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Left her with severe health problems. Like the levels in
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: her bottle, like four times almost what the federal drinking
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: water limit would be. Pled no contest to felony poisoning.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: And got two years of probation.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Which, ugh, not a punishment.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: And now, this guy has the nerve, he's got the
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: balls to ask a judge to dismiss the conviction.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Saying that, uh.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: You know, releasing the footage was the last resort against
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: a legal system that has failed her.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: That's the woman who got poisoned.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: But the guy, the guy, the reason she released the
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: video was because, first of all, the guy only got
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: two years probation.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: He's out and about.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Tried to kill her.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Poison her.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: He is a literal danger to society.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Poison anybody.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: That's malicious intent.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: That's malicious intent. Yes. And even he didn't go to jail.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: So there's another example. You didn't get punished at all.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: I just saw this video yesterday. And this news story
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: is out there today. Like this guy poisoned his coworker.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: Right in front of the camera.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Didn't go to jail. And isn't even humble enough to go,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: you know what, man? I screwed up.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: I really make this decision. You know, I'm super thankful
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: that I only got two years probation. But now he's
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: got the balls to ask questions.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: To have it dropped.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: For the judge to dismiss the conviction?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Nah, dog. That's going on your record.
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: I mean, you already know that he's a garbage human being,
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: so why are you even surprised?
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: And what's it called again? Like the Alford plea, or
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: what did you say? No contest.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he pled no contest to felony poisoning. That just means,
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: You have all the evidence. I'm just not going to
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: admit it. Like, ugh, I hate that.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: Admit it.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: You did it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's on camera. It's on camera. I think no contest.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: for me, sits better than not guilty. No, totally. Yeah.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: But when they finally.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: That just means you're not contesting.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: When they finally give up, they're like, fine, you have
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: enough evidence, but I'm not going to plead guilty.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Right, but that's better than saying, I'm not guilty. Yeah.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: I just hate it.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: It's a probation I hate. That's not a punishment. Bad news.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Did you see Diddy was rushed to the hospital?
• 39:08
  Speaker 11: I did see that, yes.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: For a non-life-threatening head injury. He was conscious and talking.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: And then I guess he was back before sunrise. Nobody's
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: saying how he got hurt.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: He was rushed to the hospital. Sammy rushed to the florist.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, did you light your Guadalupe candle?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 39:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I wish it would have been life threatening.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Roses would cheer him up.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: Did you see the picture of him? He looks like.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: Like the guy from Sanford and Son. He's so gray.
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: He looks like a totally different dude.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Well, he can get cell phones and massages.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, where's this Grecian formula?
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Can't get me just for men.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't work. It's not for everybody.
• 39:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Woody, are you like me?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: You have to try it on. You have to touch it. Yes,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: feel the fabric. The Woody Show.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Somebody pointed out to us. on the, uh, on the
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: text here recently, we haven't done a round of the
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: first world problem that sucks.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Stories in a minute.
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: And I think that the listeners, you might be, uh,
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: you might be out of the rhythm of it. It's
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: been so long and there's new people all the time. Um,
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: so we're going to want you to call in not
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: just yet, just be thinking about like, what's a first
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: world problem that you've had to deal with here recently.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: And the first world problem is one of those things
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: where you're disproportionately upset with About something that is, you.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Know, really.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: In the grand scheme of things.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Really minute. A lot of people would be, wow, I'd
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: trade with you anytime.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Like, you're making a mountain out of a molehill. Yeah.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: I wish that was my biggest problem.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Until you see a story about something.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Right. Like the guy who fell off the roller coaster.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: You know, or somebody who's got, like, they're one of
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: three people on the entire planet to have some kind of, you.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Know, weird medical thing.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Want to trade with them?
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: That just sounds awful. Yeah. And meanwhile, you're complaining about
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Something with your heated seats.
• 41:06
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Or like my complaint. Yeah. Cuisinart coffee maker, relatively new,
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: and the little red button comes on that says clean,
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: like you're supposed to clean it. I'm like, I've only
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: used this a few times. Well, I don't need to
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: clean it. Yeah. So then you have to push the
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: button to make the red light go out. Oh, the worst. Yeah.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: So be thinking of something. And not that you're wrong for,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: you know, you can be annoyed by these things, but
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: it's about recognizing it as a first world problem. Yes. Perspective. Yeah. Like, okay.
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: You know, like, oh, I'm flying first class for the
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: first time ever, but the USB charging port wasn't working.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: So, man, were you pissed.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: There was no TV in my seat.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: I want my money back.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: But now you're getting a meal and you're getting all
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: the drinks and everything and you're in a first class seat. Okay,
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: the charging port doesn't work. That's a first world problem.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: You'll be okay. Charge when you land.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: So be thinking about what you'd want to call in
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: and share with us. You can also send it over
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: on the text over to 22987. It does work better
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: if you call in. This might take a couple times.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: like a couple attempts at this revitalizing, what are they called?
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Not revitalizing, reviving the segment because it's been so long.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: But when you call in, we hear out your first
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: world problem and then we give you that perspective and
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: we compare it to one of the that suck stories
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: that's out there. And then we ask you, now that
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: you've heard that, whose problem would you rather have, see?
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: It's the public service that we provide here at The
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Woody Show. Like, dude, how bad would this suck? I
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: was reading the CDC, the Centers for Disease Control, There's
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: a rise in this drug-resistant bacterial infection that causes severe diarrhea.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: No.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: That's increasingly spreading through sexual contact. So sexually transmitted diarrhea.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't hear about that. What? Yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker 10: STD.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, literal STD. Right. That's so weird. Yeah. So.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: They say with about 20% of the infected ended up
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: hospitalized and the resistance strains jumping from 0% of tested
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: samples in 2011 to now 8.5% as of the most
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: recent data.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Dude, sexually transmitted. Oh, my God.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Sexually transmitted diarrhea.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: That's the worst three words ever.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: That's so gross.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Well, how would that happen, though?
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: I'm actually looking it up.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: So it's not like you get somebody else's diarrhea on
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: you in the course of sex.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: It's a bug.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Right. Just transmitted through sex. Yeah. It's a bacterial infection. Oh,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: my God.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: But through what? Is it through bodily? I mean, I
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: guess it would.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: It's got a little something on you.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Is it one of those where you have an open
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: wound of some kind?
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: It's probably the way that you spread traditional STDs. Same way. Right?
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Through fluids. Toilet seats. Toilet seats. No, I'm thinking this
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: is through sex. Letting somebody else take a sip of
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: your drink. Oh, yeah. Like Gina has it. Boom, AIDS.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: We bang.
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: And then I have it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Diarrhea.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: That happened.
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: Did it share how long you have diarrhea for, or
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: do you need to get like a- Well.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, if it's a drug-resistant strain of this, I'd imagine-
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Hospital-grade diarrhea. Maybe until you die.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Shigellosis.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: It should start with an S.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Or Shigella. That's perfect.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and this article here says Shigella.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it can be very bloody, it says.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Cool. But what else did they tell you?
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: It says it spreads through direct or indirect contact with
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: tiny amounts of infected stool via all the holes.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: From you doing butt stuff. Yeah.
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: Or toys.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, toys, yeah.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Good luck, everybody.
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: They didn't say how long you have it for?
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Well, what's your threshold? What are you willing to have
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: it for? Yeah. Like a week?
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: No, I'm just saying, like, do you, like, Like, is
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: it permanent? Yeah, you grow out of it or what?
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: You just have forever diarrhea.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: This is who you are now with your diaper.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Imagine that's like the official cause of death.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Complications from diarrhea. Oh, you can die from diarrhea.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: No, I know.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: It's dehydration.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: But it's all the other things because it's the complications of.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Right. That would be my deathbed wish. Change my death certificate.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: But it's on your death certificate. Greg Gorey, he died.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Of diarrhea.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: He died of complications of. From sexually transmitted diarrhea.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. We'll spend eternity in shame. Why?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Because Greg just insisted on tossing salad.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: And there's a huge window for how long you have it.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: I hate these. Anywhere from a couple days to four
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: weeks or longer.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn. That's good. I kind of like diarrhea.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, again, maybe you had a problem with, you know, whatever,
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: your Starbucks order. And it really just chapped your ass.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: But meanwhile.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: But, you know, it's also bad for your ass. Because
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: you're sexually transmitted diarrhea. Whose problem would you rather have?
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: First world problems.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Give us a call.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: We got the phones open.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: We're opening up the phones for your first world problems. 877-44-WOODY.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Give us a call now. And then, you know, hopefully
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: we get some good ones. And then we'll take your
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: first world problems. We'll see what they got. And then
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: we can compare it to one of these that-sucks stories
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: that we have, and we'll see whose problem you'd rather have.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Now, I would say for the most part, it's like
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: a 99% average. People say, I'd rather have my own problem.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: But we get some people every once in a while,
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: either in an attempt to be funny, or they would
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: much rather have that that-sucks story.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The Woody Show. First world problems.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Little things that just annoy the crap out of you.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: You know what my.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: My frustration has been here more recently now that they
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: have the new iPhone out, my current iPhone, which is
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: the 17. Battery all of a sudden is an issue.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Isn't that weird? It just starts just getting killed quicker
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: than ever.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: Are those related? Because that's been my problem, too.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Usually it's the new operating system that requires more juice. Anyway,
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: so I plug it in. But this is something that
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: my phone's never really done before. You plug it into
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: the charger. I'm on my way somewhere, so I'm like, oh,
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: I'll charge between here.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: And my destination.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: That gives me a little bit of extra. The phone,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: I look down to see where we're at. It goes, oh,
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Charging has been paused.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: And we'll resume when the phone goes back to whatever,
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: acceptable temperature. Like you're on optimal charging right now.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: I get that too.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: And I'm not using off-branded. I'm using the Apple-branded cords
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: and all the chargers and everything else. But now all
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: of a sudden that's what it does to me.
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: I've never had that happen.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: That happens to me all the time when I'm doing.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: It in the car.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Yep. First world problem for sure. All right, 877-44-WOODY. We
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: will compare it to this week's That Sucks stories. Let's
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: say hi to Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hi, good morning. Hi.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: All right, so what's your first world problem?
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: So my world problem is I'm constipated.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: And I've tried everything.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: And it's so embarrassing.
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: I've tried everything.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: I've tried to drink a ton of coffee.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: I've done laxatives. I've done other things. And it's nothing works.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. We're bringing Morgan in. I think Morgan's got
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: it because Morgan actually is the one. Pro tip. Morgan's
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: the one who actually tried this. All right. Here comes Morgan.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: This is a pro tip. I'm not even kidding, but
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: this is a real thing.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: It sounds fake. It sounds fake, but it's a real thing.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: It's for ladies with constipation only.
• 48:38
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 48:38
  Speaker 9: So, Melissa, what you're going to want to do is
• 48:41
  Speaker 9: when you're sitting in the toilet, you're going.
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: To take your thumb.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: Stick it up there.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Like in your vagina. Yes, yes.
• 48:49
  Speaker 9: Your main one.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Your vagina.
• 48:52
  Speaker 11: Your female hole.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: The thumb goes in the female hole.
• 48:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, like kind of like you're going digging, right? But
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: go up and then you're going to feel like something
• 49:01
  Speaker 9: there and just push down a little bit.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: And there you go. Morgan swears it works. Somebody told
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: us about that. Morgan's like, I'll try it. She tried
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: it and now.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: She swears by it. I think if you're in a
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: situation desperate enough, Why not?
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: Yes, I swear, Melissa.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: I'll try it. Try it.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Don't let you down.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going to let you know if it works. Yeah,
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: let us know.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, please report back. All right, well, Melissa, I know
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: going through that really does suck. But let's compare it
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: to this story. A 26-year-old construction worker was working on
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: a roof in England when suddenly he fell through it.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: He crashed through a skylight.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: He hit the floor, but not before completely destroying his
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: junk on the handle of a pallet jack on the
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: way down.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, hell no.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: The whole fall was caught on video. You can see
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: the guy's groin just lands perfectly on the jack handle.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Before he flips over. He squirms in pain. Now, the
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: good news is he's alive. He knows he's lucky to
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: be alive with the bad news, man. His junk is
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: in terrible shape. That sucks. But Melissa, whose problem would
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: you rather have? You're constipated, but you still have thumbs.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Or this guy who might be permanently.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: I'd rather be constipated.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: You'd rather be constipated. All right, that makes sense. All right,
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: thank you, Melissa. Appreciate the call. Good luck.
• 50:16
  Speaker 10: Hey, report back to us.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Let us know how that works out. Can't go poopy
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: or don't have a peepee. Yeah, right. Let's say hi
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: to Al. Hey, what's going on, Al? Woody Show, you know,
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: good morning.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: All right, Al, what's your first world problem?
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God, Woody Show, I'm driving eastbound.
• 50:37
  Speaker 8: And the sun is hitting my face and I left
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: my sunglasses in the backseat inside my backpack.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Driving east right into that sun.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: Forget your locs.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: They're not even accessible. Yeah.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: Cause more problems trying to get it while you're driving.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: I'm running late and I can't pull over.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. How about this?
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: A 32-year-old California hockey player suing Bauer Hockey and Pure
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Hockey Stores for millions after a puck reportedly went through
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: his helmet during a game last year. and left him
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: seriously injured. He's got memory and vision problems. His lawyer
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: also says he's got intimacy problems with his wife.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Willie doesn't work now. Their attorney says that the part
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: of the case, that part right there, that alone could
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: be worth millions. So dude got hit in the head
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: with a hockey puck, and somehow his penis ended up broken.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, that sucks. Whose problem would you rather have.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: There, Al?
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, I would deal with my problems. I like my
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: junk too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes a lot
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: of sense. All right, Al, thank you for the call.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Appreciate you listening.
• 51:46
  Speaker 7: You're hitting the head in your junk?
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Does it work? Maybe they just tacked that on because
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: who's going to make them prove it? Yeah, right. Let's see.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Everybody say hi to Jennifer. Jennifer.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: Hey, I have a first world problem for you guys.
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: Great.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Let's hear it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my son and I have been bonding every morning
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: over your show and just having the best time. And
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: we drive to college and this is the worst day
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: ever because for whatever reason, I cannot get good reception
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: for the Woody show. And I keep hearing it. Static, static, static, diarrhea. Static, static, static,
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: sexual diarrhea.
• 52:19
  Speaker 8: Static, static.
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: And that's pretty much all I'm getting. And I want
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: to get all the details of the story, and I'm
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: missing it because it's static.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: That sucks.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Well, look, there's always the app. You can always stream
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: if that ever becomes, like, a really big problem. Because
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I understand. You really do need to hear about it.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Gotta know what's going on.
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry that I have another second world problem or
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: first world problem is that I'm in an older car
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: that I can't get streaming through. Oh, no.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Well, as you're listening with your son, and you want
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: to hear all about sexually transmitted diarrhea, and I can see.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Where that would be your problem.
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: Somebody's got to teach him, Woody. Somebody's got to teach him.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: I hear you.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Well, let's compare your first world problem with the static
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: to this one. This woman was killed in a freak accident.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: At a lakeside restaurant in South Carolina, strong winds sent
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: a patio umbrella flying into her while she was there
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: eating with her husband. Authorities say a sudden gust of
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: wind ripped the umbrella from the table.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: It struck the woman in the head and neck.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: She suffered severe injuries and was pronounced dead at the scene.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: The umbrella severed a major artery in her neck. She
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: was only 56 years old.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: That sucks!
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: So whose problem would you rather have here, Jennifer?
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Would you rather be dead or your problem?
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: Well, that person was going to say it was me
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: until she sadly passed away. So, yeah, really, I can't
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: compare it. It's not fair.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, good for you. Well, there you go. See? A
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: little perspective. A little perspective. Jennifer, thank you so much
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: for the call. Appreciate you listening to the Woody Show.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: Thank you, guys.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Bye-bye.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: See?
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you just need that perspective.
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Truly. Let's see. What else do we have here? Let's
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: go to....
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: Uh chris everybody say hi to chris.
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: Chris hey how's it going what are you.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Oh we're doing great all right so what's your first
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: world problem all right.
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: It's traffic honestly it's just kind of annoying people driving
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: too slow cutting me off like i have to put
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: on classical music or something just to keep me calm.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: All right so uh you're not in a tesla are
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: you no okay because somebody shared that pro tip with
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: me here uh recently that If you're looking to merge
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: in somewhere, just find the first Tesla you see. Because
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: it backs off.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because everybody's in full self-driving mode, and it automatically
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: will give you like 17 car lengths to get in.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a great tip.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no one's doing that whole game of chicken to
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: not let you in.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay. So frustrations in traffic. I hear you. First
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: world problem. I get it.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Let's compare it to this story. A pod of six
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: to eight sperm whales. First of all, whales just sank
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: a 52 foot yacht in the South Pacific. The whole
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: thing's on drone video. They were just cruising along.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: The whale slammed the hull, smashed the steering and just
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: started flooding the boat.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: They made a they bailed with the buckets and then
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: finally gave up and just watch the boat disappear into
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: the water.
• 55:08
  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: They spent about 18 hours in a life raft until
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: some people from the New Zealand Air Force patrol plane
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: spotted them and a cargo ship.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Hauled them aboard. It's like a movie.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: By the way, the whales have not been reached for comment,
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: but they're all laughing at their whale buddies.
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: Hey, check out what we did.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: We crushed it.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we did. Yeah. So whose problem would you rather have?
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Because that one sucks. Would you rather have your traffic
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: problem or be stranded out in the middle of the
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: South Pacific after whales sunk your boat? Yeah. You know what?
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: I'll take the traffic. Sounds like a good plan.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: All right, Chris, thank you. Appreciate you listening to The
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Woody Show.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Thank you. And that's how you do First World Problems, everybody. Yeah.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling better. Yeah, you got one for us, Greg? Oh, well,
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: in addition to my dumb, clean coffee maker light, I
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: got that new ring doorbell, which rules. Oh, yeah, Greg's
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: been raving about that.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: It's incredible.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: But the new one is taller and narrower. And because
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: of the way it's wired, I have to have the
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: original plate for the ring on the door. So it
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: kind of overlaps. Oh, God. How trashy. I know.
• 56:17
  Speaker 7: I had this thing with my neighbor. He was, like,
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: trimming all of his trees. And he cut, like, one
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: of the branches off. And it was massive. And it
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: fell in my backyard.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: So, like, all the landscapers, they left for the day
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: and all this stuff.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: So I'm like. Dude, do I chop up? What do
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: I do with his brush?
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: Or do I just like throw it over onto his side?
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Dude, this is yours.
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: So what I did was I kind of like just
• 56:41
  Speaker 7: left it up on the fence, hoping that he'll just
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: grab it. But it's been there for a couple of days.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: Somebody said their face ID is not working right now.
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: What's wrong with your face?
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, that happens every once in a while.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: You know, it's like annoying when you're always in a rush.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: And so all because the phone, you know, hadn't been
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: used in a certain amount of time or you just
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: restarted the phone. It always requires the password first.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: Before you can before you could do that again. Well, hey,
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: anybody else who's got a first world problem? Consider this.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Do you hear about that guy in Ohio who was walking?
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: He was talking on the phone to his wife.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And she asked him, hey, can you meet me
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: down at the golf course? Okay. Which was just down
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: the road. He agreed. He's like, all right, cool.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Well, on the way, he lost his footing.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: And he fell off a cliff into this ravine.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: What? Yeah.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: No path in, no path out. So the guy was
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: there just stuck yelling for help. He ended up getting
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: stuck there.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: Right. For four days. Geez. I thought you were going
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: to say four hours. No, before he got rescued.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Four days?
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: Ended up with hypothermia, broken legs, broken pelvis, a broken wrist.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: That sucks.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Damn. So, I mean, Greg, I know you're having these frustrations. Yeah.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: I know you have the branch frustration.
• 57:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Gina.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so many problems.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: But, I mean, really, think about that. Whose problem would
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: you rather have?
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Definitely mine.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: I'll keep my glitching.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: There you go. And you're welcome, everybody.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: We're going to take a quick break. We've got some
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: more Woody Show next.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Hang on.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: I'm being playful.
• 58:12
  Speaker 11: Oh, no.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Joking.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: How dare you. The Woody Show.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: Let's do it.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Let's do it. We're doing it.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: We're doing it. Let it all go in.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: When's the first time Greg and I did it?
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, crap.
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Now, despite all of our best efforts to please all
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: people all the time.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Doesn't work. It doesn't work.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: What?
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: I know. You'd think they'd be reasonable about it. You
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: would think. A lot of people always think there's a conspiracy.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: We're working against them or, you know, I don't know.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Some people just can't be pleased.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: And so we've realized that this is unfortunate, but it's
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: a necessary thing to meet people at the.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Woody Show Crossroads. Oh, no.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, either we let them loose or they let themselves loose.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: See you next time.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: There was a funny text that we got here recently.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: It said, I look forward to hearing the Woody Show
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: crossroads on the show the way I used to look
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: forward to the Homie the Clown segments on.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: In Living Color. Oh, wow.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: Homie don't play that.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. You used to watch those shows hoping that
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: your favorite.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Bit would come on. Like, oh, man, is SNL going
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: to do Wayne's World or whatever?
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: Remind me, what was Homie the Clown? He just beat
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: the hell out.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: Of stupid kids, right? Yeah, yeah. He was wrongfully incarcerated
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: a number of times, and now to make ends meet,
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: he was out there doing kids parties and he's like
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: let me tell you a story about what happened the
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: man locked me up blah blah blah and then the
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: kids were like is that because whatever homie and he'd
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: smack him with the bag like homie don't.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: Play that so he's sort of an anti kids say
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: the darndest things oh yeah big.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Time that was a great bit the homeboy shopping network
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: men on books men on fire marshal bill there's so
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: many great segments anyway So it's just for everybody's best
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: interest that we let these people loose. We cut them loose.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: We fire them as listeners.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: Or you know what? A lot of times it's just
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: them saying that they're no longer listening. And so we
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: don't even have to part ways. But that's a lot
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: of stuff. That's very important. Yeah.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: So this first one, and they come in different ways.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: One is like Woody Show email. The other one is
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: to the station email address. So if you go on
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: our website, it says contact us. And when they do that, yes,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: it goes to management, which is what they're typically wanting
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: to do. But it also gets copied to the people
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: who are on the air because a lot of times
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: it's a request or a question about a prize they
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: won on the station or something like that. This one
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: came to the Woody Show email, email at thewoodyshow.com, from Marisol. Subject,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: concern from an educator.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: Uh-oh. All right. As a history teacher, I find it
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: genuinely concerning that Menace continues to deny the moon landing
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: on air.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: That's what I've been saying.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Someone please explain to him that there's a difference between
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: having an opinion and repeatedly denying an historical event that
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: is supported by an overwhelming amount of evidence.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: And calling the people who worked on it liars, essentially.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: The Apollo 11 moon landing wasn't some story NASA made
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: up and expected the world to believe. There were astronauts,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: mission recordings, photographs, lunar rock samples, and independent tracking of
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: the missions. In fact.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: The Soviet Union was America's biggest competitor in the space
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: race during the Cold War, and if we had faked
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: the landing, the Soviets would have had every reason to
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: expose it.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: But they didn't.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: They would have dug down us so hard, Menace. Yeah.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: But it's not.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: It's just Menace's blind stupidity that is the problem.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: Well, no, also it's an unearned arrogance that people don't
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: talk about this enough. Conspiracy theorists think they're getting one
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: over on everybody else.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: One of the biggest problems we face in schools today
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: is that kids are increasingly treating every documented historical event
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: as debatable simply because they saw something online that made
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: them question it. That's why Menace's comments bother me so much.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: When someone with a public platform repeatedly denies something that
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: is thoroughly documented, it gives listeners the impression that facts
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: are somehow up for debate.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: There is not an equal argument here, and pretending like
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: there is, one only creates more stupid people like Menace.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, damn. He should probably really.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Just turn his mic off sometimes. The longer you leave
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: his mic on to spew this false information, the more
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: listeners you will lose. You've already lost at least one. Oh, no.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Come back.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: That is from Marisol. We've lost Marisol.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Yeah, I know.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: Marisol, I understand you're a history teacher and thank you
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 7: for your service because you are a hero like Steve
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: Bass says. But can you say that every history book
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: is 100% correct?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: That was not the argument you were trying to make.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: How is it not?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: I mean, the moon landing is not a part of
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: history or not?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Another one here.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: Keep on moving then.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: To the Woody Show email, email at thewoodyshow.com from Kyle D.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Subject, whoop, whoop. Oh, I know where this is going. Uh-oh. Bruh.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: Bruh.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: I'm so damn sick of Seabass pulling up to the
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: gathering every friggin' year just to talk ish and clown
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: on us juggalos like bro WTF.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Nobody forcing yo ass to come. And then there's a
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: skull emoji. So that's a threat.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: You'll note this here, bruh, that I went out of
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: my way to praise the Juggalos. Now, if these wanksters
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: in the studio, if these Juffs in the studio, that's
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: Juggalo slang for fake Juggalo loser wannabes. If they want
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: to bet on you, go after them, not me.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: Been down with ICP forever, and it's played to be
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: acting like we some dumbass hillbillies just because we ain't
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: boring like them.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: They are exciting.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: This is the argument, isn't it? Well, everybody's already making
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: fun of us, so you're making fun of us. It
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: doesn't count.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: ICP has been around since freaking 1989, and the gathering
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: has been popping since 2000. Over 100,000 mother effers showed
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: up combined. That's a whole lot of damn people. Clown emoji,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: fire emoji.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: A lot of them are dead, too, from overdoses.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: We ain't just some random weirdos, bro. We family. And Seabass,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: my dude.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: If you hate Juggalos so damn much, why TF you
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: keep coming back?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: Two skull emojis.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: I told you many times.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Nobody begging your ass to show up. Stay home then, goofy.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: What he is, by the way.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: What he begs me every year.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Bro, really be pulling up every year just to hate. Like,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: it's his whole damn personality.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's just one weekend of a month with a
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: year's personality.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Just because we paint our faces and chug Faygo don't
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: mean we stupid.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: We got doctors in this bitch. Lawyers, too.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: You've tried that before.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: It doesn't work. People with real jobs and money and ish.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Bet some of us make more than Seabass do.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, ICP does, probably.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: Juggalos don't give two ishes what nobody thinks. Kind of
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: sounds like you do.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: It really does. We've been the outcast, and we still
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: out here. Seabass, that's what dudes like y'all can't stand.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: We actually got a family and don't need nobody's approval.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: So next time you want to pull up and run
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: your mouth, just remember you, the one paying attention to
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: us every damn year. Sounds like fan behavior to me,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: little bro. Yes. What you gonna do when the clowns
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: clown on you, bitch? Whoop, whoop. Family MCL. That's, uh,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: What's MCL? MCL is... Family MCL. Anyway, that's from Kyle.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Much clown love. See, I know. Much what?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: Much clown love.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Much clown love.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: How sweet.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: That's a good way to end it.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Have you ever met a doctor in that bitch?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: You remember that there's maybe 10 years ago, I was
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: talking to a guy.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: There's doctors in here.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: He'd literally woken up in a pile of nitrous containers.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: And I talked to him and he's like, and by
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: the way, he talked to me because I was like,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: I gave him a thing of water and he had
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: no money.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: There's doctors up in here.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: There's lawyers up in here. And, you know, we questioned
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: that very much. Where are they at though?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: 626. with the one about menaces. Well, I got to say,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: this is the first Crossroads that actually has a valid point.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Allegedly. But there's this one that says, I'm with you, menace.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Government lies all the time.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you. Yeah, believe everything the government says, guys.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: That's not. Don't agree. Menace is a great debater. Thought-provoking.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Thank you. There's a difference.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: How about this one? They can't hide secrets ever.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: All right. Let's see. This is one that was sent
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: to the station feedback.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: Uh-oh.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: From Bethany.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: Subject, The Woody Show. Oh, this is the one where
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: they say, reply requested?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: You bet.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, here we go. I want to hear it back.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: I'm writing to make positive that the management of this
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: radio station is aware of a segment that is currently
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: airing on The Woody Show.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: It's called Judge the.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Baby, and it should be looked into ASAP. You did
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: an investigation.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: It was basically just a pylon session where all the
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: on-air hosts criticized and harshly judged.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: An innocent baby.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: And the commenters.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: And you don't know it's innocent?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: They made fun of the baby boy for being overweight,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: said it looked like a white trash redneck, and even
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: said he would probably end up in jail someday.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: I mean, he'll spend some time in jail.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: He's not going to stay there.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: As a mother, I am wondering, how is this segment
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: approved and considered entertainment?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: As a mother.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: It's about a baby who cannot give consent. Grown adults
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: should not publicly mock a minor's appearance and make cruel
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: assumptions about their futures.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should. And to make things even worse, The
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Woody Show posted multiple photos of the baby online and
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: encouraged people to leave comments judging it.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: We didn't steal those photos.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: No, the mom sent them.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: She wanted it.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: She didn't know it was coming.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: Children cannot consent to having their images used in this way,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: nor can they defend themselves against the ridicule. A baby
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: should never have to become the punchline of a joke
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: they never consented to be a part of. The family
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: deserves an apology. The family's the one that asked for it.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: The family volunteered.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: And your cruelty to innocent minors has lost you a listener. Uh-oh.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: I doubt she was really ever a listener.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: That baby got a 7.5 out of 10. It was
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: one of the highest scoring babies.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: We lost Bethany.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: That fat baby crushed.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: Everybody loved that fat baby.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: And did she send a letter to friends when Emma
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: was in a baby beauty pageant? I don't think so.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 10: Nope.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, somebody who was one of the
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: original Judge My Baby people.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: Just graduated college.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, did they send an updated photo?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. They sent a text. saying that
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: the kid is, like, nine years old now. And they said, hey,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: let us know if it swans up. And they said, well,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: you know, he's actually turned out to be pretty cute.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: We'd like to send some pictures and have people. I'm like,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: here's the thing.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to put a nine-year-old's picture up there. Because, like,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: babies are one thing. Like, that baby will never be
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: recognized down the line. But if you start putting, a
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: nine-year-old's picture up there, please understand, while the bit is
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: fun and it's funny and everything else, we're not.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: Putting pictures of nine-year-olds and stuff up there. Behind the scenes, yes,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: we'd be happy to take a look and see if you're... Your.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Kid is swanned up.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: Somebody from the 909 texted, sounds like Bethany has an
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: ugly baby.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: Madness, I think that sounds like Bethany probably has some
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: other ugly things going on.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Jeff Goldblum. All right, here we got one more. Oh, no.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: One more here in this round of the crossroads. Another
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: one sent to the station feedback from River W. River. River.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: Subject, formal complaint. The Woody show disturbing celebration of violence
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: and death.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: All right. Reply requested.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Dear program manager, this complaint is to express my absolute
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: disgust with the way the Woody show repeatedly discusses violence,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: crime and the deaths of human beings on the air.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: Your hosts routinely report news stories about individuals who are killed, yes,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: some while committing crimes, by declaring Das Wassup as though
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: someone's death is something to celebrate.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: I would like to quote Das Wassup. Das Wassup.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: They make flippant comments such as, gee, I wonder how
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: this could have been avoided.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: That's a good question.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Reducing the loss of a human life.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: To a punchline. They did that.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Most recently, I heard the host celebrating a teenager who
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: shot and killed someone who had broken into their home.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: I said there was a whole compilation of kids who
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: fought back against robbers. That one kid had the machete, remember?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: Regardless of whether the shooting was legally justified, the fact
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: that a person died should not be treated as an
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: exciting victory or an occasion for entertainment. Their enthusiasm for
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: the death penalty is equally disturbing.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: Enthusiasm. Big fan, big fan.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 6: We are.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: The hosts have even endorsed the ridiculous idea to publicly
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: stream the execution of the Fort Hood shooter and did
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: so with genuine excitement. The idea that a person's execution
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: could be treated like some kind of spectator event is grotesque.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: What makes these comments especially offensive is the extraordinary lack
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: of empathy and how disconnected they are from the complexity
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: of human lives. Their commentary often comes across as self-righteous
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: and deeply privileged.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: I did my homework and surprise, surprise. They are white.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: Homework.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. The repeated use of Das Was Up
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: in response to someone's death is callous, dehumanizing, and profoundly disappointing.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: And cultural appropriation.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: It takes humanity and maturity to recognize that even people
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: who make terrible decisions are still human beings. And I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: find it deeply troubling. This kind of rhetoric was being
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: broadcast over the public airwaves. Station management is not free
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: from responsibility for the content it chooses to promote and endorse.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: String them up.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: And I expect station management to take these concerns seriously, sincerely.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: They're gutter. River Wexler, he slash him.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't expect that.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: We've lost. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 8: Jeez.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: Gotta do something about them whites.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Right? Like river.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Gene, I would have like.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know where, but I would have expected a
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: they in there somewhere. Yeah, right.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: No, that's a... That's a he-him right there.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: That's a man's man right there. Sorry for the lack
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: of empathy for people who decide they're going to do
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: some kind of home invasion.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, hurt other people.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: And then they're met with force on the other side
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: by the person they were planning on either injuring, killing,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: or harming in some way.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: Torturing.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: That's what's up!
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: That's somebody's child. Well, there's the crossroads, everybody. By taking
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: a big, fresh, healthy dump. You just feel so much
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: lighter afterwards.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Today I do.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: I feel free.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: I told the security. I called the cops.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: Excuse me, sir.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 7: This is the Woody Show.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of excuse me, sir. 55-year-old biology professor in Minnesota.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: His name's Paul. Paul Fisher.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: He was arrested for, quote, spilling urine. On a student's backpack.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: It wasn't animal pee. It was his own pee.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: A student, female, noticed the spill. There was an investigation.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: And the professor later told the police that it was
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: an accident.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: But.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: He explained how he developed a habit of relieving himself
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: in cups.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: And then would dump it out in trash cans.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: And in science lab sinks. It's like, dude, you're not
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: making yourself sound better. Yeah.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: He said he must have accidentally spilled some on the
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: backpack while trying to dispose of it.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 8: Sorry, dude, not buying it.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: It's pee.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: It's not water. You don't just toss it across the room.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not a truck driver.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: You're a creep, dude.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: On one hand, yes. 99.9% chance he's a creep.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 8: However, I could.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: He's certainly weird.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: I could see myself... finding myself in this sort of
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: situation in general.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Getting in the habit of peeing in a cup.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: Tossing an open cup.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on. I mean, the guy does poop
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: in the shower. Exactly.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: I could see, like, he thought he had a system
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: or he was trying to, like, save time.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Save time, yeah.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: Maybe the bathroom wasn't closed.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: You know, like all cool guys do.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've considered it in this studio. Like, it
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: would be so much easier if we could just pee
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: in the garbage can.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: Or, and I know this is, we don't have to
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: get into this particular debate, but the guys peeing in
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: sinks is a long-standing debate that many men, including our
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: friend Adam Carolla, have talked about. How it's just more
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: efficient and easy and cleaner in some cases.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Cleaner, gross.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: Well, but see, that's the thing.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: You brush your teeth and, you know.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't brush your teeth on the surface of
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: the sink, genius. No, but people will sit there and
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: brush down.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: What if you drop it?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to get into all that whole debate,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: but I'm just saying these sort of processes do occur
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: where guys try to find ways to be, like Greg said,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: more efficient, have a system.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, was their bathroom being remodeled like ours and the
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 7: only available one is on the other side.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Of the building?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: Right. And then it would be so useful to do that.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: It would.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: But there's such a fine line the way you put
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: it between efficiency and laziness.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: Text over to 22987. CBAS relating to this does not
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: make this less creepy.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying he's probably. I'm pulling a Sam here.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: I've got a new system, by the way. For peeing
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: on the road.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Hold that thought.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: Let me finish the story. So again, he's saying it
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: was an accident. He's peeing in these cups. Cops didn't
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: buy it. The college says it did explain the six
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: previous complaints of pee being found around the school's science
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: center in bottles, even, quote, inside other professors' decorations, whatever
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: that is. Plants and stuff. He's no longer a professor there.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: He's been charged with a felony. He's looking at a
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: possible five years in prison, which.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: That won't happen. $ 10, 000 in fines. Who knows what that is?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: That seems excessive.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: You don't think this guy shouldn't be out in the world? Look,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: he's clearly, like Gina said, if you're going to do this,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: you got to, you got to. Dot your I's and
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: cross your T's. You can't be lazy. So you can't
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: be leaving it in your co-worker's plants and stuff.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: You can't be spilling it on the student's backpack. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: Freaking creepy. All right. So what's your thing? Seabass is
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: a new system.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: So especially when I'm out and about, and obviously I'm
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: stopping in parking lots, as you might imagine, for my job.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: Do I want to go all the way inside, take
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: a leak, come back out?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Well, no.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: I've got a little 7-Eleven cup or Quick Trip cup
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: or whatever. And I'll say, well, I've got these shorts on.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: In fact, I'm wearing a pair right now. Mm-hmm. And
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: men have the advantage of being able to thread things,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: let's say, down a pant.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: Leg or a short leg.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: That's what I do. Or pull it through the D door.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: And again, this is not the front, this is down
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: the side, because some of us have plenty of length
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: to give, you.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Know what I'm saying?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: So, if I open both my front door and the
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: rear door on the Cybertruck slash Rulertruck.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, it creates a little barrier.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: It creates a barrier. My body's the barrier to the back,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: the doors are the barriers to the side. The seat
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: in front of me is the barrier to the front,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: because I'm going down my leg, so unless you were
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: sitting in the driver's seat, you wouldn't see anything. Pull
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: it up, place the cup underneath.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're getting busted for that. But see, but how,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: but no one can possibly see.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: What a pro tip.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then take the cup and just toss.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: It in, you know, the grass. Sure. Or pour it
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: on a student, you know.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: Or dump it in somebody's backpack.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know why you just can't pee and poop
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: like everybody else does.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: As I mentioned, I have to go inside the store,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: find the door code half the day.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: Full gear.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 7: What I'm saying is the doors being all awkward on
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 7: the truck out in public.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: But it looks like I am. Menace, you raise a
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: good point and I've thought of it. But I also,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: as I've got one hand, you know, holding the cup
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: as it's going down the leg, the other hand's like
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: pretending I'm going to go rifling through some material, looking
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: for something.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: I just happen to be standing here with my doors open. Right.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: I'm doing work of some sort. I'm looking for something.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: Diversion. Thank you. Well, there you go. Thank you, Seabass.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: Along the bathroom lines. Thank you for doing the thinking
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: for the rest of us.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: Definitely going to write that one down. But I never
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: leave a full cup of pee anywhere.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: You don't just put it on the ground. And when
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: there's a bathroom in a house that's right near the
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: kitchen and people go, oh, gross. It doesn't mean you're
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: pooping on the food.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: You're in a bathroom.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you don't want to combine those smells.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: That happens so often. I don't mind that. Oh, it's
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: right near that kitchen.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: What I don't like, I don't like when people have
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: their washer and dryer in the kitchen.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love that. Like, where are you? England?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's so old-timey.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Like, I don't think there's no, it's not like a
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: cleanliness thing.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: It's just, I don't know. It's weird. It's very weird.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: What's Soviet era?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: It's so British.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, I realize the lack of space and you
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: need to be efficient.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: Sammy wants to wash her in every room.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: I just don't think it's aesthetically pleasing. That's all. Completely.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: I think it's so cute. And on the lines of bathrooms, yeah.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: There's a guy on Instagram that says, just start any
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: sentence at the fast food place with also, and they'll
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: always give you the code. Instead of, can I have
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: the code, go, oh, also, can I have the code?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: So it's like you ordered something and they don't realize it.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: Also, can I have the code to the bathroom?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: Another good pro tip. Yeah. Thank you, Gina. All right,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: welcome back.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: This is some lawsuit news. Ahead of Halloween, Hershey has
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: now added the words... Carving not on actual product beneath
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: the jack-o'-lantern image on the Reese's peanut butter pumpkin wrappers.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: I just bought one of these late last night.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: What? And it's real. He is not lying.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, dude.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: I don't get it.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: Can you read that again? You know the Reese's peanut
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: butter pumpkins? They're the best. So at Christmas, they have
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: the trees, right? No trees included. Right. The pumpkin, you know,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: they do at Halloween.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: Pumpkin shape.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: They do the egg at Easter, you know?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: So there's a lawsuit that claimed that the carved design
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: that you see on the wrapper was misleading buyers.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: I thought there were going to be little eyes.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and so then when you would open up the
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkin, they were expecting to see the
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: little carvings of the eyes and the mouth and everything else.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: It's supposed to look exactly how it looks on the wrapper.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: A little black lettering right there.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: Because you open it and it's trash.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: Carving not on action.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: It's delicious.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: Can I open it to see it?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: But you're not buying it for how it looks.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: You might be.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: Gina, this was just called trash. Let's get it.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to open it.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 7: No, I'm not saying the flavor of it is trash.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: I'm saying the shape of it.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 7: What we're talking about on topic is the look of it.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: This is true. This is a huge problem. It doesn't
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: look like anything.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Blob.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: It doesn't even look like it's not even pumpkin shaped.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: It kind of looks like they're snowmen. Well, even the
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: trees are not great. Yeah. Who cares? Christmas tree.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, this is this is a problem.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: I will not hurt.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine you're the person that filed the lawsuit
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: over that, though?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: You have no shame.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: What's the rest of.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: Your life like? What kind of accommodations are you living in?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: What kind of job do you have? How does your
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: family feel about you?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: This is their job.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: Who still talks to you?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: Do you have a romantic partner?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: What's your favorite TV show?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: When was the last time you got oral?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 7: No, you're definitely just a miserable person. But if you
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 7: are having a little Halloween party, you want to put
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 7: a tray out.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: It's not going to look as cute.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: You better keep them in the wrapper.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question. As a person who
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: hosts parties, you want to put something nice.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: Out for your guests.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: Are you going to take these Reese's peanut butter pumpkins
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: and put them out, not in the wrapper? Like maybe
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: you'd have a display of like a bowl that had
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: like some of these. I was at a place recently
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: actually had a bowl of these Reese's peanut butter pumpkins
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: sitting there for you to take.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: Like unwrapped or in.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: These were in a wrapper. I was like, wow, this
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: is really good because those are delicious.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: Look.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: Now you're not going to unwrap them and put them
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: on a platter with a little toothpick in them.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: You are asking the wrong guy. The last time I
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: served chocolates, my parents were over and I had a
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: box of, this is so, oh, but I know they
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: love them. See's candies.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: Of course, the best.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: And so instead of just plopping the box down, I
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: opened them, took a platter, covered the platter in coffee beans,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: and then nestled the chocolates in the coffee beans.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: Woody, don't ask Greg any more questions about this.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: No, I would not serve it in a wrapper.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: He also wouldn't serve this convenience store.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Low-end chocolate. It would have to be something more elite. Exactly.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 7: If it was the OG, just regular round ones in
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 7: the original wrapper.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 4: Black wrapper.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 7: I would put them in a bowl still in the wrapper.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: But if there's meant to be little cute pumpkins.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: And there's these little mush blobs.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm going to take them out and I'm going
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 7: to put them on a plate.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say I don't know what that's supposed
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 5: to be, but also I'm going to move on with
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: my life.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: Look, I'm still going to eat them.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 11: But I agree with Menace that they would be cute out.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 11: And Woody, you're kind of mentioning to Greg an adult situation.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 11: Halloween is for kids. And if you're having a Halloween
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 11: party with kids.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: Who are getting wrappers open. I'm not going to let
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: my kid eat unwrapped candy.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 11: At a party with people that you know?
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: Okay, you're being ridiculous.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: Well, so are you with this whole idea that the
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: Reese's peanut butter pumpkin is going to be.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: You go to Greg's house and he has unwrapped candy.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: Kids, don't have that.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: Greg could have.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: I poisoned it. You put a needle in it.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: You teach your kids all the time, don't eat unwrapped candy.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but not at your friend's house.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: Thank you. It's soapy and a buttery.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: I want to eat it so bad.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: Menace just blew on the top.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: I really want it.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: I smelled it.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: I was going to ask to have one, but then
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: it just blew all over. But if you didn't say
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: these are the pumpkin ones, I would never know.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: If you told me what shape is this supposed to be,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, poop?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: Like a cruise ship. Yeah, right?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: Well, a federal judge dismissed the case. Describing the alleged
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: harm as mere subjective disappointment.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: You have to have damages. You can pass that to genius.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: The plaintiffs, plural, are reportedly appealing.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: What do you do for, is this Cosmo Kramer?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: Are they appealing or unwrapping?
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: This is where we are, like disclaimers on candy, lawsuits
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: over feelings.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: This is how people make a living.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: It's called step your game up. You know, you set
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: a standard of quality. In the photograph.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: Is this like the verbal version of what you talk
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: about that social media does, Menace? Is this like verbal clickbait?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: Is this verbal like rage baiting?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: Like I'm going to buy one just to see it
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: for myself.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: Like what you're saying.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 7: I'm just saying that there's a photograph. I assume I'm
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 7: going to open it and that's what I'm going to see.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: Is that wrong?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: Now, are you more mad about the bad shape or
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 4: the lack of eyes.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: And a mouth, Menace?
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: The lack of eyes and mouth.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: Because that would show off the pumpkin.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: I think the shape is more.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: But you could go full Sammy, which I know she'd
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: be able to do, and take a little steak knife
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: and carve your.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, because that's the thing, is.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: They are so cute.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 11: If they looked actually the way they do in that picture,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 11: I would want them on a platter because they're adorable,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 11: and it's very disappointing for them to not be like that.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: I got something else for you guys. Everybody.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: They're officially killing off Celeste frozen pizza.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: Mama Celeste?
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: Mama Celeste.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: After 60 plus years, the brand started in 1962 by
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: a real Italian grandma named Celeste Lisio. She had her
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: smiling face on the box saying, quote, there are certain
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: brands and categories where.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: We simply just don't see a future.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: And they, the company, are redirecting the cash toward Slim
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: Jim and And Healthy Choice, which.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: They also own. Interesting.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: So RIP to the Mama Celeste frozen pizza.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: For all the commercials, it would end with Abundanza.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: I know what that means.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 11: Authentic.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: I've never had it. Yeah. So there you go. You've
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: never had Celeste?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: Not that I know of.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: You probably have. It's like the OG frozen pizza.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, were you rich? Because if
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: you weren't, you had Celeste.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: Right. 877-44-WOODY. Text us over to 22987. Was that the
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: only package of those things that you had?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: Menace had one.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: I had one. Well, I had half of them.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: After Menace blew over the top of your hair.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: I didn't blow on it. They're that good.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: I smelled it. All right. More Woody shows next. I
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: got so wasted.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 7: The next morning, I woke up naked on the hotel floor.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: More Woody Show is next.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: All right, well, welcome back.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: Smells delicious in here. We'll tell you why in just
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: a moment. Just want to welcome you in, Woody, Greg, Menace, Gina, Greg.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: Phones, if you want to call in, 877-44-WOODY. Text us,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: check in, over to 22987. We are checking in with Menace.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: It's October, and you know what that means.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: It's Menace's birthday month.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: The countdown is on. All right, so I just wanted
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: to let everybody know.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: One of the things that was on Menace's birthday month
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: wish list, which we have posted on our Instagram at
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show, he wanted to give away two 98-inch televisions.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, by TCL.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: So he gave away one the other day, and now
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: he's going to do the second one, and this is
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: how you win. You go to our Instagram, and it
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: doesn't matter where you live, where you're listening, you go
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: to our Instagram, and you sign up on our Instagram.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: Yes, at The Woody Show on Instagram.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: It's pinned.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 7: Right to the top, and you just tag a friend.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 7: Follow the instructions, obviously, and you're entered to win. And
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 7: the more people you tag, the more entries you get.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Really easy. So there you go.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: That's on our Instagram, atthewoodyshow. Check that out there. And
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: then as other things... There's no other developments, right? I mean,
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: we just got.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: An update, I guess.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 7: I'm going to have... Well, pay attention to social media
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 7: at The Woody Show because I'm going to work out
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 7: the whole screening for the Street Fighter thing.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, cool. Within the next 24 hours. That is coming around. Oh, okay.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, happy birthday, Monty Menace. Yeah, thank you.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: Now, we have an ongoing thing here, the Wheel of Casseroles. Now,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: if you remember last week... Jeff G., his wife, prepared
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: the enchilada stack. That was one of the many casseroles.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: That was on the wheel.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: See, it was a green bean casserole, sweet potato casserole,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: hash brown casserole, baked ziti, tuna noodle casserole, the chicken
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: and rice. And then, yeah, so, well, yeah, the enchilada stack.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: I was like, why is that not on there? Because
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: we already had that one. So Menace has a thing,
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: we believe. with the word casserole. Like, that's what's ruining.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: The whole experience.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: I hate casserole. But he likes the ingredients. He likes
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: all these things, you know. So we're testing it out.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: He had the enchilada stack, which you liked.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 4: Made me happy, yes. Yeah, you liked.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: Not the one that Jeff tried to feed you first.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: Not the decoy.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: Not the fake out one.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: Full of lima beans.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: Jeff's wife took this one section of the enchilada stack
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: and she just loaded it up with vegetables.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, like broccoli, lima beans, all the good stuff.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: All kind of stuff. I call it puke fest.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then once he got the legit one. So
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: then we spun the wheel again, the wheel of casseroles.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: It landed on.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: The chicken, broccoli, and rice casserole. Now, this is a
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: Midwest classic right here. Wait, hold on.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 5: You put a word in there. I'm going to help
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: you out with that.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: What the hell is up with that?
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: Hold on. Hold on.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: It is not chicken, broccoli, and rice. It is chicken
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 5: and rice. Because I knew that you would not be
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: happy if it was full of broccoli.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: Because I spun chicken and rice.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: You did spin chicken and rice.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 5: So that is what it is. This is a Midwestern staple.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: On the wheel it says chicken, brock, and rice.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 11: The chicken and rice one has already been removed from
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 11: the wheel because it's been updated.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 5: What's the difference?
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 11: This is a very.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: Normal kind of bland-ish staple.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: So the ingredients are just chicken, rice, and cheese and breadcrumbs?
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 11: This is delicious.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, good.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: This is how I grew up eating it.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Your Kansas is really shining.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 5: I hope it is. This is rice, chicken.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: That is tasty.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: Cheese cream of chicken soup sour cream butter panko bread
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 5: crumbs all the best stuff yeah you if you screw
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 5: this up there's another problem.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: All right uh greg give us the description you're the
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: best subscriber the bottom in when you cut into it
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: is rice forward fluffy and cheesy and then as you're
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: palate works its way up. You get the crunch of
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: the panko and it's absolutely seasoned to perfection.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: Wow, thank you.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: Because I like salty. Me too. And it has a
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: good amount of salt to it. This is good. And
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: it's creamy and it's not at all dry.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 5: And you know what? Thank you for saying that because
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 5: I was a little worried it would be. So what
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: I did was I took a fork and I poked
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: holes throughout the whole thing and did a little chicken
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 5: broth in it just so it would soak that up too.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 11: I need this recipe.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: So Greg, what did you give it on a scale
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: of 1 to 10?
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is I'm saying 10. Oh, my God.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: It's not fancy, I'll tell you that.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: But it looks like it would be dry.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 10: It does, yes.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: But it's not. What are your thoughts, Menace?
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: I'm saying.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: I've heard so good. Delicious. And I liked it cheesy.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 4: Still, a little more cheese.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: A little more cheese.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: Menace.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: Up on that in the mix.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: But I'm going.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 7: I'm just going to say 9 out of 10.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: Oh my God, thank you. Menace, I swear to God,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 5: those words were ringing in my ears because I got
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 5: this giant thing of shredded cheddar and I should have
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 5: doubled it because I thought of you saying there could
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 5: be more cheese.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: Now, Woody, you were angry that we didn't have the
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: proper chicken with vegetables in it. I have, if Menace
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 4: wants it, Nope. Grandma's chicken and vegetable rice cake.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Can we talk about this?
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: From Stouffer's.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's try it. It's sitting right there. Greg, if
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: you'd pass it around. Yeah, let's try it. There's like
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: peas in there.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's got white rice.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, this is the frozen version.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: Not wheat rice.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: White meat chicken, peas and carrots in a cheese sauce.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: I was thinking that man has called it wheat rice
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: that one time. Brown rice.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 4: He called it wheat rice.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: It'll probably be better because mine hasn't been perfected with
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 5: a food lab.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: No, yours is probably better for Menace.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: No, it was really good.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: Mashed potato.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: Yours was great. Okay. It was really good.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so glad to hear that. Give that Stouffer's
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: a whirl there, Menace.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: All right, he's trying it out. Okay. Here we go.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: Was there any vegetable in that whatsoever? I didn't see
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: anything green. Dude, this is pure liquid. There's a green
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: tea in there. I do see a pea.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: It's not great.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: It's not great. He hasn't even tasted it yet.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: It's kind of gritty and runny.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: The rice is like, doesn't even taste.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: Tastes like it's fully cooked. It's a pure liquid.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: All right, give that to Greg.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's weird. Then it has some greens up in there.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: Hell no.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't do that to him.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: This is good. I'm giving that. Yeah, especially for frozen. Yeah.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: I'm getting a lot of them. I'll give it a four.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: I'm getting a lot of rosemary flavor.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: Oh my God, you spit it out.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: That was not good. It's not that bad. That was
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: completely frozen.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: Mine's cold in the middle.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that could have been it. That could be part
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: of the wateriness.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: We have a couple people asking if you... Okay, he's spitting.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: Posting the recipe for the casserole. Happy to do it.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: If you can do that, because a lot of people
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: aren't very casserole familiar.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 5: And I doubled the recipe so we'd have one at
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 5: home for dinner.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: I just got listeria from the chicken.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: All right, men, let's go ahead and spin the wheel
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: of casseroles.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: Let's see what's going to be up next.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 8: All right, here we go.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: We love casseroles. Tuna noodle.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 10: Next up.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: I want to point out, you've liked the first two.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: The enchilada stack you liked.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And you liked the chicken and rice.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 7: Okay, so the one that I'm pushing for this time.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: Tuna noodle.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 4: Hell no. Please.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: Hash brown. Hash brown. Come on.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 11: Come on.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 10: Hash brown.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: Hash brown. No, no, no. Sweet potato.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch!
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 11: Let's go!
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: Let's go!
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 5: I gotta cook again.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: Is that yours too? Oh, that's yours too? Yeah, that's fine.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I've never in my life heard of hash
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: brown casserole.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: Have you heard of funeral potatoes or cheesy potato casserole?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 10: That's what it is.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: We went to Cracker Barrel, Greg. Did you not get
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: the hash brown casserole? I got the chicken fried steak. Ooh.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 5: I do wish there was something in between these because
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 5: some of the ingredients have some overlap, but that's okay.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're casseroles. Sounds awesome. It's like going to
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: Taco Bell.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: There's four ingredients for like $.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 6: 1, 700.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 10: That's true.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: Back to the store, Gina.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: Okay. The Woody Show.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: Man, I was reading about Tobey Maguire.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: He officiated his ex-wife's wedding. Oh, yeah.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: I saw that.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 4: He's like a billionaire.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: Like, only weeks after finalizing his divorce.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy's like some music executive guy. But your favorites,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: Leonardo DiCaprio. Courtney Cox was there.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: I know, Lucky.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 4: Who's his wife?
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: Jeff Bezos.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 5: Not a famous person.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: The new husband, obviously cool with it, he called Toby
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: an incredible ex-husband.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: Wow. I love it. I don't think I could do that.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 5: Would you even go? You just wouldn't officiate it or
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 5: you just can't be there?
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: Would you go to the wedding as a guest? If
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: you wouldn't officiate it, you wouldn't stand up there.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: Would I go to my ex-wife's wedding?
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 5: Yes, if she really wanted you there.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: And all your friends were there. No.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 4: And they were really cool and famous.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: I think it's weird.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, Metis and I have talked about it a
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: number of times. He's been invited to ex-girlfriends' weddings and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like, it's odd.
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  Speaker 2: Like, why bother?
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  Speaker 5: Unless you're legitimately best friends. And Greg, I think about
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  Speaker 5: that quote you told me like a year ago all
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: the time. If you're still friends with your ex, Remember
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  Speaker 5: you either, you were, you're either still in love with
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: them or you were never in love with them to
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  Speaker 5: begin with.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's so fascinating.
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  Speaker 4: I don't believe that.
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  Speaker 7: I just think that like, yeah, you can be cool
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  Speaker 7: with all your exes.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 7: But moments like that where it's a wedding or a
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 7: baby shower and stuff like that, there shouldn't be any
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  Speaker 7: exes around.
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  Speaker 5: Come watch me move on with my life.
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  Speaker 8: Well, you don't.
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  Speaker 2: If you have kids together, that's one thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's different.
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  Speaker 7: You can celebrate and do other events together and be
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  Speaker 7: cool or even meet up. I know friends that go
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 7: on vacations with exes.
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  Speaker 5: That's so crazy.
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  Speaker 2: And it's fine.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 7: But special moments like that, I don't think any exes
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 7: should be around.
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  Speaker 3: It's got to be 90 plus percent of people wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: be cool with you going to one of those things.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: Let alone officiating.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: Whoever you're with now would not be cool with you
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: even going, let alone officiating.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 5: Let alone take charge of the whole ceremony.
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  Speaker 2: That's too symbiotic.
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  Speaker 7: She got toby and now she got a billionaire yeah
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 7: she's not famous.
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  Speaker 2: Right right how do you think i wonder like what
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: time does she get up for work in the morning
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: that's an easier equation than the other way around like
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: a not famous dude with a real famous chick.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's yeah i wonder how that works you know
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 4: i mean we got lana del ruler right.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 5: That one i still can't wrap my head around why
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: It's so strange. It's not just like, you know, you
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 5: always hear like, oh, he's in finance or he's a
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: day trader. He's like a fan boat captain. It's just so,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: you never hear that.
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  Speaker 7: I think Greg could say this because we've spent time
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 7: around Lana.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: Because we're legal best friends. Yeah, because she's awesome.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 7: And it's not that crazy if you like hang around her.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: I've never hung around her.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: She's super sweet. Yeah. She called me an angel.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 7: I've been around her probably like six or seven times
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 7: and I'm like, Yeah.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 5: Does this make sense?
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 4: This tracks?
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's normal.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: As Greg always says, no guy looks at a girl
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 4: and says, man, look at that, career on her.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have that on a pillow somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: And if you're going, it doesn't work that way. I
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: think you're doing it wrong.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: As the guy or as the girl?
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: No, as a woman because Gina will say, well, it
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: certainly doesn't work that way.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 5: I did it wrong.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: Maybe you're doing it wrong.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I met a normal guy who I love. I
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 5: totally stepped in it.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 11: You have failed in life.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: You should be embarrassed. No one said you failed in life,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: but you know. But think, if you did it right,
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't be sitting here right now. How happy would
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: you be? I know, you'd be embarrassed.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd be trying to figure out what friend you're
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: going to go to lunch with today.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: You'd be having champagne.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, my hair appointment's booked.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: I'll have to get the other one.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 5: You guys really give me a lot to think about.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: I'm so stressed I've got to figure out.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 7: What new car to get.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: I just can't even.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 3: Quick, just text Paul on the text over to 2297.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: Forget officiating.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: Let's just say, would your current partner or significant other
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: be cool with you going to your ex's wedding? Yes
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: or no?
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: Just over to 22987. Mine certainly would not.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 5: I don't see that happening.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: Mario's cool with anything, but I'm not friends with a
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: single ex. I can't even relate. That's not the question.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: If I was? I'm not either. You know what? But
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: I know for a fact, like my wife would not
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: go for that. He'd be cool with it. You think so? Yeah.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: I would not.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 4: Would your wife be cool with it if she was
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 4: hella gross now?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: Uh, no. Because I don't think that matters.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think my husband would be cool with it.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: You mean Nacho? Yeah, I don't think she would care.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: You don't think so? No. What about Steamboat Willie?
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 11: Oh, he would care.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, see?
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 4: For sure.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: He knows you're... Would you care if he wanted to
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: go to some ex's wedding?
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 11: No, I would hope he gets a plus one and
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 11: I get to go. I would be fascinated.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 4: I would talk so much crap.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 4: And I would love it.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: That's the other reason you don't invite him. Yeah, because
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: they'll bring that plus one.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 5: Look at me, the upgrade.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously.
• 1:39:50
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right, Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please. Yeah,
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: don't tell somebody you love them with all your heart.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: Tell them you love them with all your butt because
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: it's bigger. So you love him even more.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 5: It's so funny that you said that.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: I love you with all my butt.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 5: Last night, the kid was sitting on my butt because
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 5: the way I was laying on the couch, there was
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 5: no room for him. He goes, your butt's so bony now.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 5: It used to be so big.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, babe.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 3: My kids used to say like, oh, you know, dad's
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 3: more comfortable to sit on.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: Mom, you're too bony.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Thank you.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: Call me fat. Yeah, ouch, mom. Yeah, I'm not that
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: they're wrong. All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:41:54
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• 1:42:02
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• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: I quit this bitch.