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Mark interviews WOR Weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: He's got the whole city in your radio.
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  Speaker 2: Marximo on seven ten WR. Well, Jimmy Fayla, great comedian,
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  Speaker 2: brilliant talk show host, and he does a great show
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  Speaker 2: here every night nine to midnight on seven to ten
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  Speaker 2: wor just start listening, like everybody else will get hooked
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  Speaker 2: on it, nine to midnight every night on WR. Then
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday nights he does the best late night show
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  Speaker 2: in television. It's on at ten o'clock on Saturday nights.
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  Speaker 2: The single best monologue in all of television. It's on
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  Speaker 2: the Fox News Channel Saturday nights at ten. Jimmy Fayla,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing?
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I'm going to take a moment and
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna I'm going to applaud something the Democrats
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  Speaker 1: did this week, Mark Simone. This. We donver do this,
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  Speaker 1: We never get to do this. I want to do this.
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  Speaker 1: It dawned on me that the Democrats they're actually saving
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  Speaker 1: huge money on mental health facilities because they're now just
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  Speaker 1: electing the inmates instead. Did you see the chicken Wisconsin
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  Speaker 1: that's running for governor ye that wants to cancel Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 1: Now she likes Thanksgiving, but they're canceling Halloween. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I was telling Jesse Waters this last night, no one
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  Speaker 1: wants to go to Thanksgiving at this woke lady's house.
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  Speaker 1: Who's gonna tell you the Dallas Cowboys are playing football
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  Speaker 1: on a stolen field. Okay, we didn't answer that, but
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  Speaker 1: what I applaud what the Democrats are doing. They're like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, if we send these people the office nobody,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have to pay to put them in homes,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have to worry about treatment, to throw them
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  Speaker 1: in the governor's mansion. We're gonna be fine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, these Democrats. You don't exactly see him at
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  Speaker 2: a football game, do you. They're not into this stuff
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  Speaker 2: anything we like, Oh could you imagine?
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  Speaker 1: No, they would tell that. There's absolutely no way if
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  Speaker 1: you like his you understand, if you take the other
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  Speaker 1: teams half of the field, they're gonna call you a colonizer.
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  Speaker 1: You know, check your privilege. What do you mean touchdown?
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  Speaker 1: Not everyone gets one of those? That's not fair. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And if you're playing here in New York, mom, Donnie's
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  Speaker 1: gonna make you share the points. You thought you're up
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  Speaker 1: thirty eight three, but it's actually twenty four to twenty three.
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  Speaker 2: Like what happened, So they would they would forgot to
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  Speaker 2: probably watch a really fast paced t ball game or
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  Speaker 2: something that's about it, or so, hey, did you see
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  Speaker 2: the mom Donnie went to speak at a NYPD big
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  Speaker 2: event in Saten Island three thousand people and got booed
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  Speaker 2: off the stage within a minute. Isn't that good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I first of all, who was in charge of
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  Speaker 1: this booking? Meaning like who in his team thought this
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  Speaker 1: was a good idea? Like why not book him at
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  Speaker 1: a kid rock concert next?
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  Speaker 2: While you're at it?
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  Speaker 1: They hate him sat the island with all the fiber
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  Speaker 1: in there, the guy who tried to cancel Columbus. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's great, you know that is like that is like
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  Speaker 1: one of the funniest things in the world now because
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  Speaker 1: when you listen to the video, you you know the
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  Speaker 1: reason I love Staten Island because there's no filter on
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  Speaker 1: Staten Island, Okay, and I have a lot of female
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  Speaker 1: relatives there on the Italian side that have my accent.
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  Speaker 1: And it's my favorite thing about the video because they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: screw you, f to ast that. And it's not even
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  Speaker 1: the guys, the women too, like they get their money's worth.
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  Speaker 2: It's Staten Island. It was great to watch. Oh, Jimmy Fahale,
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  Speaker 2: your friend there, Doctor Anthony Fauci now being held in
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  Speaker 2: contempt of Congress. It's being referred to the Justice Department.
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  Speaker 2: You think anything will happen, h.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, there's two things. I want something to happen, like
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  Speaker 1: for real, because you know he deserves it for everything
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  Speaker 1: we read. But the other challenge is if the Trump
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  Speaker 1: DOJ just prosecute him, then it looks the way Trump looked.
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  Speaker 1: It almost makes the Democrats sympathetic. I'm torn on I'm
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  Speaker 1: genuinely torn. But it's historic because he is the first
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  Speaker 1: cover model on in Style magazine to get actually referred
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  Speaker 1: to the DOJ. So not every day like Heidi Klum
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  Speaker 1: never pulled up off you know what I'm saying. I
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  Speaker 1: think of those other supermodels, like I think that was
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  Speaker 1: the biggest scandal to come out of all of this.
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  Speaker 1: It's for all the lying and the fake social distancing guidelines.
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  Speaker 1: How is it that Anthony Fauci has been on the
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  Speaker 1: cover of more fashion magazines than MALANIEA. Trump? Think about that?
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  Speaker 1: That's madness.
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  Speaker 2: Have you read through the files of the One of
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  Speaker 2: the most amazing things is he's talking all these celebrities,
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  Speaker 2: but the one he had the crush on who he
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  Speaker 2: kept carrying on with on the phone, Joan Baiez. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he might want to get some new glasses or something.
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  Speaker 1: But listen, Fauci is invested in a lot of things
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  Speaker 1: that the public was lied to about. Maybe he owns
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  Speaker 1: a time machine that gets him back in nineteen sixty seven,
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  Speaker 1: because that's a solid Joan bias, Like if you're going
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  Speaker 1: over to the folk singer you know, hate Ashbury, Joan Biaz,
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  Speaker 1: solid Joan Bayaz. But yeah, in this, in this situation,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Trump likes to say they're not sending their best.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: He even invited her to go with him to the
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  Speaker 2: Kennedy Center Honors, and you'd have to spend the whole
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  Speaker 2: night explaining to everybody who the hell she is. And
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  Speaker 2: I mean nobody remembers.
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  Speaker 1: That was my favorite when Joni Mitchell. Do you remember when
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  Speaker 1: Joni Mitchell got mad because we weren't following Fauci's rules
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  Speaker 1: and she pulled her music off Spotify. And like the
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  Speaker 1: average Joni Mitchell fan think Spotify is a hand cream.
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  Speaker 1: They have no idea. It's Spotify. It isn't a streaming music.
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  Speaker 1: But the whole thing is it's it's so funny because
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  Speaker 1: it's like it's built of this really hilarious crescendo where
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  Speaker 1: the Democrats, you know, the ones in the media who
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  Speaker 1: are still getting on TV and telling you this is
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  Speaker 1: a Republican witch hunt and Fauci did nothing wrong. It's
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  Speaker 1: one of my favorite things in the world because like
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  Speaker 1: they were like they were lied to. Also, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I was making this point of my TV show last week.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody who is not either an elected member of Congress
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  Speaker 1: or making money off vaccine and stocks should be really
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  Speaker 1: upset right now because we were all lite who was
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  Speaker 1: like civilians. You know, we all got scammed. We always
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  Speaker 1: stuck home watching Tiger King and doing Zoom cocktail parties.
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  Speaker 1: Probably the lowest moment of my life, I got kicked
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  Speaker 1: out of a Zoom cocktail party. You know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: big of a booze bag. You gotta be if they
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  Speaker 1: can't even have you over Zoom, I mean, it's a
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  Speaker 1: bad situation. Marek.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I was listening to and you made this great point.
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  Speaker 2: You should listen to Jimmy Fayala every night nine to midnight,
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  Speaker 2: nine to midnight here on WR and you pointed out
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  Speaker 2: Democrats they create a god to worship, and they always
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  Speaker 2: picked the wrong guy, Cuomo Fauci. They always pick somebody horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Right Aviannatti. You remember Michael Avinati. They said he was
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  Speaker 1: going to be the next president, They said they were
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  Speaker 1: taking him serious. In twenty twenty, he was Trump's worst nightmare.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Avinatti is doing twenty years right now for extorting
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  Speaker 1: Nike and he stole a Stormy Daniel's money. Now, to
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  Speaker 1: be clear, he's not the first guy leave Stormy Daniels in.
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  Speaker 2: A weird position.
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  Speaker 1: But that being said, not ideal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sou But also, I mean this tells you everything. Fauci,
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  Speaker 2: the biggest publicity hound TV hound, has not appeared on anything,
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  Speaker 2: will not do any shows, and he's been hiding since
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  Speaker 2: the hearing. So what does that tell you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, he should at least be willing to
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  Speaker 1: go on the Masked Singer you know, for all, he
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  Speaker 1: should at least show up there and sing a jam. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's a dirt bag. And but what sucks about it
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  Speaker 1: is half the country. He'll spend the rest of his
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  Speaker 1: life and he'll still be beloved by half the country
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  Speaker 1: because it's just like a culture war symbol now. And
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  Speaker 1: that's why, like as bad as he looked in front
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  Speaker 1: of Congress, fifty percent of the country knows that. The
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  Speaker 1: other fifty percent doesn't care. They think we're pretty much
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  Speaker 1: making it up. But when you read his diary, I
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  Speaker 1: mean he was literally lying about everything. This dude was
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  Speaker 1: writing in Jack January COVID came from a lab and
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  Speaker 1: getting people fired two full years later for saying it
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  Speaker 1: didn't come You know it? Did you know? No? I
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  Speaker 1: mean he was a scam, but I mean you knew that.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you're missing New York here you go. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: everybody's mad at President Trump about Iran. I kind of
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  Speaker 2: like this strategy. We blow him up for a few days,
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  Speaker 2: they sign a peace agreement for a week, We blow
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  Speaker 2: him up some more for a few days, peace agreement
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  Speaker 2: for a week. Just go back and forth. It's a
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  Speaker 2: great way to just keep them busy Iran, keep them distracted,
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Like it's become like Trump's stress ball, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: it's having a long day. He needs to blow off
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  Speaker 1: some steam. He bombs a few shows, out, hosts a
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  Speaker 1: few Olympians at the White house, gives the speech, puts
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  Speaker 1: a medal on somebody. You know, the dinner's running late,
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  Speaker 1: so we bombs the idol again. It all makes more
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  Speaker 1: sense when you look at us through that lens.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, why not? Well, you know, it keeps him from
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  Speaker 2: putting together anymore October seventh, or financing anything else else.
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  Speaker 2: It's just so busy. So hey, you got to listen
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  Speaker 2: to Jimmy Paylor every night nine to midnight. Hey, I
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  Speaker 2: was always a two hour show. It's been three hours
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  Speaker 2: all week. It's tough. How do you do three hours
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  Speaker 2: every night? It's not easy. That's a lot of time.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, the magic trick is, man, okay, I
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  Speaker 1: to do my show for three hours a day. I'm
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  Speaker 1: genuinely winging most of it, so I don't feel the
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  Speaker 1: time because it always feels like it's going forward because
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of building the plane as I fly it.
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  Speaker 1: So my magic trick is I read everything on earth
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  Speaker 1: known to man before I go on the air, and
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  Speaker 1: it's just going to occur in my head as we go,
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  Speaker 1: and it actually I do. I don't feel the time
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  Speaker 1: at all, Like that's not the that's not my issue.
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  Speaker 1: What happens to me like, for real, is that a
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  Speaker 1: lot of times when you do in three hours of radio,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot you want to get to. But I
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  Speaker 1: always feel like there's something I should be harping on harder.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the decision. My challenge is decision making. But
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  Speaker 1: I'll talk forever, you know what I'm saying. And maybe
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  Speaker 1: that's the drugs. Maybe I don't know, but the point
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  Speaker 1: is it's the decision thing.
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  Speaker 2: They guess me. That's interesting. So but your whole life
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  Speaker 2: as a comedian, you never did three hours. You would
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  Speaker 2: never do a three hour show, and even on TV
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  Speaker 2: you'd never do a three hour show. So must have
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  Speaker 2: taken some getting used to the first week.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well three is the thing about it, though, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: three hours of radio. People are going to come and go, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: they're on for eighteen minutes. Then they get to where
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  Speaker 1: they're going, they get out of the car, where three
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  Speaker 1: hours of stand up they have to be there the
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  Speaker 1: whole time. That's a hostage situation. Do you know who
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  Speaker 1: used to do I'm not kidding three hours stand up shows?
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  Speaker 1: Bill Cosby at the height of his theme really was
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  Speaker 1: doing two and a half three hours on stage. Really
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  Speaker 1: even do long storytelling. Yes, I mean, listen, it's easier
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  Speaker 1: to sit still when Cosby's making you the drinks disappointment.
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  Speaker 2: He was doing it so yeah, and we were all
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  Speaker 2: big fans of its growing up and listening to those
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  Speaker 2: albums and listen everything when you see them. Now, I'll
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  Speaker 2: assume Now it's really tough to forget the other stuff,
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  Speaker 2: isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is, it's it's it's it's hard to separate
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  Speaker 1: the art from the artist. But I mean, if you
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  Speaker 1: were to ask Jerry Seinfeld who the best comedian of
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  Speaker 1: all time was, he would tell you Bill Cosby. Like
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  Speaker 1: people love Bill Cosby in his hey day and obviously
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  Speaker 1: maybe the biggest sitcom ever the air, The Cosby Show
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  Speaker 1: in the eighties. So sometimes you do, you have to
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  Speaker 1: separate the art from the artists. Last week, when I
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  Speaker 1: was in California, we were Santa Barbara. I took Lincoln,
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  Speaker 1: my son, to never Land, and we saw Michael Jackson's
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  Speaker 1: house for real, you know. Unfortunately, Lincoln's not cute enough
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  Speaker 1: to get in anymore. He told him he's going to
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  Speaker 1: work on his smile, but uh, maybe next time.
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  Speaker 2: Hey. Besides the Great radio show every night nine to midnight,
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  Speaker 2: the great TV show. You also travel the country and
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  Speaker 2: where you're going to Texas this weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Right, San Antonio, Texas. Uh, we're going down to tell
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  Speaker 1: some Jery Gerty jokes in the Alamo, I guess and
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  Speaker 1: then uh then would be a Rockford, Illinois and uh,
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  Speaker 1: of course, but we'll be table and to show Friday nights.
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  Speaker 1: Johnny Damon is on this weekend New York Gangs.
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  Speaker 2: Very good.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be on this weekends. That's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: So watch the TV. It's the best show, the best
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  Speaker 2: late night show in television. It's Saturday nights at ten o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: The tickets? Foxacross America dot com. Come down on a
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  Speaker 1: Friday night, your free ticket, You meet all the TV people.
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  Speaker 1: It's very swanky. The studio makes the show look a
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  Speaker 1: lot more credible than it is. Like you walk into
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  Speaker 1: that studio, you really do. You walk in and you go, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's going places. And then you meet me and
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  Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, he's going places. Rehab and OTV now,
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  Speaker 1: but that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: But it's a great Friday night thing to do. Go
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  Speaker 2: Great show every night nine to midnight here on w
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  Speaker 2: o R. Jimmy Fayla, thanks for being with us. You're best.
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  Speaker 2: Mark everybody take care. Yeah, I'm here nine to noon.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, it's three hours now. We start at nine,
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