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RHOM & Below Deck Med Recaps & More Listener Holiday Housewives Wish List · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling drama, Darling. Hello, darlings, what
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is happening? Welcome back? It is me Amy Phillips, counting down the
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days to Christmas and joining me from Maryland remote is Emily. Theresays, Hi,
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Emily, Hello, how are you? I am the holiday season?
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It's good. There is a delay, but we're gonna get there. It'll.
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I think it'll work itself out right, Yeah, yeah, I think
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it will. Here's a challenge here, darlings. I'm my brothers. I'm
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not hardwired in, and they're both home today working remotely on conference calls,
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like video calls. Tell the hop on this, this is way more fun.
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Tell to hop over you or let's hop over to theirs. What are
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you got going on? When we crunching some numbers? We do in quarter
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four? Government defense contracts? Not a big deal. Okay, she is
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over in the d m V. So you know, you know, you
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know how they do over there. Listen. I'm always hardwired in, if
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you know what I mean, Darling? Are you? Are you always hard
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wired in? I'm kidding. I I am not hard by Darling. I'm
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not hardwired in. It. It's too long of a story. Okay,
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but I'm not so we've already talked about that. We have time, let's
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clot but I have like the highest level Wi Fi that you could possibly get,
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and I am right next to this modem And whenever I do my show,
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I sit down the family and I say, don't you download one episode?
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Right? Don't you? But I don't care if it satement is Yeah,
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No, we're not doing that. But today we are doing a double
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header of Miami from last week. I always have to remind you guys,
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because you know that's double header. Did you find that in Kiki Suitcase?
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Oh Mama, Mama Sita, as Lara said below Deck Meed, which is
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also the other show we are covering, and you guys, just a reminder
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that you know, as the holidays are creeping their way in between the the
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the dates of like Christmas and New Year's Over on Patreon, we are doing
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a lot of specials, so we're going to be covering Real Housewives, Ultimate
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Girls, Trip Legacy. We are doing Bad Mormon, recapping Heather Gay's book.
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We are also doing wait what else are we doing? Paris Love season
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two with a memoir companion piece. Because I wouldn't stop talking about the book
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Companion Piece. That's right, because I loved that book so much. Oh
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my god, it's all just so fascinating. It's all so fascinating. So
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that's really an incredible deep dive. Now, in all of those three episodes,
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I'll tell you about the fourth and a second, but in all of
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those three episodes, you're going to get Emily Desis. You're getting Christmas vacation
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looks from Emily DSIs. I mean, she comes in talk about she may
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not be hardwired into the Internet, but she's hardwired into some costumes, and
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she shows up and not to mention that while we were talking about Paris and
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love, which was very serious at times, I would say I was very
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beginning to end. Yeah, like not a one laugh, I mean maybe
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one, but it was so intense's expense, but she's it, sure,
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but she had a wig on the entire time of Beverly di'angelo. So here's
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the thing. I'm not gonna spoil it, but if you are Tier two,
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you're gonna see these looks because we have them on video and you can
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watch the episode over on Patreon Patreon dot com back slash Drama Darling. If
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you're not subscribed, give yourself a holiday gift and do it. Because all
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the recaps are popping off. There's only so much I can do by putting
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two episodes a week public, So the rest are over on my Patreon.
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And I'm so grateful for all the darlings who have subscribed, and for you
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guys who have listened Tuesdays and Thursdays for since May. So grateful giving you
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huge holiday hugs, the biggest hugs, the biggest holiday hugs ever. But
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first, our drama Darling Holiday Hotline has garnered a lot of attention from you
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darlings about what your holiday housewives wish is. So these are some great opinions
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and sometimes controversial ones. We have a couple that I'd like to listen to
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you right now. Hello Darling. I would say I'm going to be a
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contrarian and tell you I do want Alexis Billino back on Orange County. The
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train Wreck with John Jansen will be amazing. Oh, Amy Phillips, I
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am a Patreon and I just got to say that I am so over Sutton.
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I find her insufferable. She's got to go. I just like can't
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really stand an entire episode of Housewives because of it. So anyways, I
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hope she's gone very very soon. Thank you guys. Those were amazing,
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keep them coming. More to come on the Holiday Housewives wish list. And
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that being said, we've got a jump right into Miami because I want to
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get over to Palm Beach. And you know, we talk about like the
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way that that the Real Housewives of Miami is shot, like it is so
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well done, it is so beautifully done that like I just fall in love
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with these ladies every week. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to do
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our habba dah hold on hobda. Thank you. I didn't know. I
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wasn't sure. I was sure. It's a creature, a habit. We
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need. We need format, we need structure, and I'm sorry for you
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guys, and sound cues they need. Listen, there's always gonna be hurdles
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in life. Okay, what if you do is going to have hurdles.
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That's the thing. Okay, Now now we can settle in Old then let
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me start a firing my fireplace. Oh that's right, my fireplace doesn't work.
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What is it doing? Nothing? Oh? Well, side note,
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get one to get a fake fireplace that you can put in your fireplace and
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that's it's awesome. That's what I did. And wait forget it's not real.
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Also, the fireplace is in the kitchen, which is also a real
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left turn, which is probably one of the songs. Was a little more
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affordable than most, but uh, I love it and like that was the
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Cosby's had a fireplace in the kitchen. I always thought that was so cool.
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Remember, no, I doesn't remember that in the Cosby kitchen. Yeah,
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okay, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous California, gorgeous Cosby Kitchen. The
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rest of the cast is fine. I'm mentioning the Cosby Show because I love
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the show and I love the I still love the entire rest of the cast.
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Okay, haaba da habi da let's get into it. Oh for that,
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you speak for all of us. I believe you speak for all of
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us. Now, these ladies showing up in their morning looks is next freaking
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leve. It was so confused. I thought that was the morning too,
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and then it sounded like it was later in the day. No, don't
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don't do this to me. How can you do this to me? Question
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work? Why? I was like Kiki showing because then they were like the
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scavenger. It all sounded like it was a little later in the day.
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Let's say they were like, let's take it fine, fine, it was
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morning. Fine, sound off in the comments, please, thank you,
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it was thank you. It was breakfast. It was breakfast. And they
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were all swooping in, okay, because then they made some reference to being
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in the middle of the day, and I was flat out like confused,
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not confused enough to go back, and I think that damn. I think
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that you are probably right, okay, but I also think that this was
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considered their quote unquote breakfast and they just like showed up and that was like
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the first scene of the day, you know what I mean, they were
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already because here's the thing. You're right, we're used to pajamas, you
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know, I want to get that pajama breakfast on a cast trip or what
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have you. I think they skipped right over it. I think they just
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went right into huge morning looks, which you know, Larsa says, she's
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the one who nailed at the most, which you know, you know,
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you did it, Larsa didd Lisa looked incredible. Adriana, I mean,
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her swagger in said it all. You know that was and I think she
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may have been limping, which doesn't surprise me, you know what I mean,
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Like there was a limp, that's fine, we'll look over it.
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But maybe still residual problem from that ankle last year, I don't know,
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or that basketball game. They're all nursing injuries. Okay, So they go
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on this Polaroid scavenger Hunt, which I think is you know, you and
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I have an issue with games at the table and questions and stuff, so
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I was very happy to see they segued out of that and into this Polaroid
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scavenger hunt, which I really were you into it? Totally into it?
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I will say, just as a caveat, I don't mind the question games
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as long as it's all not like dumb sex question over and over again.
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Yeah that like we already know the answer to and feels forced or don't know
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the answer to and honestly don't care because it's like I like, let's why
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are we doing this again? But but I like a general question game that's
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kind of fun. So anyway, I loved this, and what I loved
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about the scavenger Hunt was how hard the girls went. Oh, right out
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of the gate, like dead sprints in those heels and those cat like those
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capes, you know, and those booty shorts. Incredible, and I love
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that Lisa was like, well, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny's scavenger
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hunt, like you know, I mean that if you want to get her
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out of the Lenny, you know, spiral, ye give her a competition,
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because she's gonna show up, and that is a great distraction. I
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was thrilled about that they had to pretend like they were animals, and Lisa's
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monkey was not a monkey. I do take issue with that she was clawing
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when we all know a monkey goes like this. Okay, scratch your armpits.
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That's a monkey with your same side hands into your same side armpits.
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You are made. Everybody collectively can tap like us. You'll understand the visualization
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we're going for. It's like you're holding Okay, let's just really get into
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it. You're holding, you know, just some wood. You know,
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you're you're going to the fireplace and your diamond or your orange or your peach
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whenever you have stooping it up and you're sooping it into your armpit. Army
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all on the same page, Okay, then they do a tasteful nude,
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which was hilarious, very funny, very very funny, And I love that
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it was tasteful nude. Yeah, it was just Marisel graving your boot.
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She just whipped down one side. And can you imagine if Sonya was in
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this game, I mean, she would have ripped off her clothes, ripped
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like hall come. She would have to do a tasteful dressed. That's what
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she would have. Spluted. Wait, there's this new thing. It's called
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spluting. Have you heard of it? Like animals do it? Yeah?
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Yeah, it's kind of a disgusting word. Yeah, yeah, but it's
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all, isn't it? Like what's the dispatch cock? It's kind of like
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that, right, what with a turkey? Like when you cook a turkey's
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patch cock? I don't know, it doesn't matter how you say it.
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I've never heard of it anyway. What is it? Is it kitchen?
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Jees? No, it's like where you spread the turkey out and to cook
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a lot juicy or something like that. Wow, you really do it up
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in Maryland? You can, Oh my gosh, so up volume volume up.
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You can wherever you get your turkey, whatever grocery store, they'll they'll
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spatch it for you. There, I'm reading it right now. How does
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spatchcock a chicken? This is very impressive. And if you're like my aunt
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Susan, you've been requesting a snatchcock and really cracking up the butcher for years.
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Apparently we all crossed her and Susan yeah, oh, she wasn't doing
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it intentionally, No, no, no, no, are you serious?
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She thought it was a snatchcock. Okay, that's very Housewives, This very
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Ramona, this is very legacy. Again, yeah, do Ramona ordering a
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snatchcock? You know what? Can you snatchcock that chicken for me? Okay?
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Go snatchcock it? Hey, I am dead. First of all,
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I am I've never heard of this term before. I'm blown away. I
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love it, and thank you for introducing me to it. That being said,
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a splew is it's not a snatchcock. I mean, oh great now
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I'm always gonna say it. Oh no, okay. Splut is when spouting
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is when like it's lying in a spread eagle prone posture, but on your
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belly. It's really when a dog, that's when an animal does it.
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It's yeah, yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
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And and hat yazy splute, but it is a really disgusting term.
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Yeah, of course, how do we get here? I don't know.
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I'm really sorry. I tasteful nude, tasteful nude. I'm like, sonya
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would have been spluting, is what I'm trying to say. But no one's
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spleuted in their tasteful nude, and you know that's on them. Okay,
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So then they find Okay, so Nicole finds their ly for lip gloss and
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they find Kiki's dildo. Yeah, and alexis like, dill do. I
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don't know, vibrator. I'm so eighties. I don't know that's still the
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name. It's a different tool because I don't think I think there is a
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difference between like there's a difference, right, Yeah, vibrators, vibrator,
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vibrate, and a dildo is just it just is it is an object,
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Yeah, a tool, and now you can have like the combo of the
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twos, right. It's also that should be like none of vibrations, none
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of it's called it dil do on it now I'm saying it it's dispatchcock dil
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do, but that you do it, so it should be called a dill
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do. Wow. Alexia, you really trip you really tripped on that dil
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doo into something. And I'm so glad you did, because guess what your
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prize is an aroma three sixty diffuse her? Did you love? Alisa has
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turned into freaking fan of white all of a sudden, and I was like,
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who are you? My god? And then they really did her a
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solemn. They did a flashback to her talking about her perfume with three sixty
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aroma three. Oh my god, Wow, I don't want to hear about
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Lenny for a couple episodes or that fucking butterfly. No, she keeps wanting
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to turn into a butterfly. Oh right, keep hearing that, and I
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just give what. Let's put it back in the cocoon for a little bit.
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I get it. But yeah, and the phoenix just let it lay
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in the ashes, you know what I mean. Let's just leave it there.
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But congratulations, who won? Oh? Nobody? I don't know.
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They didn't tell us. I wanted to see all the picture saw. I
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think Marsaw and Nicole and Alexia. Okay, well, I love that they
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teamed up, that they had Marisol and Nicole team up and they had that
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lovely sparkly, cup cocky, come to Jesus, let's just get along.
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Holly Lou Yah, Holly Lou I mean Marisol. I know we'll get to
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it, but this whole episode, she was in her peak Marisol, like
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I always love her, but like she was so open to growth in this
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episode in a way that I've not seen in a minute, like just like
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owning her shit and being legit genuinely compassionate and sorry in taking ownership of stuff.
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Yes, and She's like, oh, I was hazing you. You
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know, I'm sorry. Sometimes I'm a bill. I love her and I
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love that Nicole was like, first of all, I love the way Nicole
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talks, Like her accent is my favorite. It's very sexy. It's so
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sexy. Cute too. Yeah, and then you're like, oh, you're
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a doctor, Okay, yeah, You're like she's amazing on every level.
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I know, it's unreal. So she's just she was like, what am
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I gonna do? Be mad? Like I'm gonna get over this and I'm
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just gonna So I really like that they had this great moment, and I
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would love to see them continue to stay on this path because we know when
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sometimes they house wives they get there and then they lose it along the way.
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But I thought it was really funny that Nicole said, you know,
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I always want to laugh at your jokes, but I'm like, I hate
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her. I don't want to laugh at her jokes, and it's just it's
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so cute. It's so cute. Yeah, I mean the thing with Marisol
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too, is like it's interesting that I was surprised how hard she like was
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not going in terms of Adriana, Like she was just not there, and
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so I like, I was surprised she couldn't just have a couple of cocktails
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and go to things that they were both attending. Yeah, she was really
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sticking to her Yeah yeah, and so yeah, it is a real one
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to eighty for her. I think, mm hmm, totally. Alexia and
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Marisol together, I mean they are like the old timey Ramona Sonia when they
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go on cast trips, and that's always very fun to watch when I just
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thought these are really rich women, why wouldn't they think that that was an
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automatic shade like that to me, yeah, it was a real miss,
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But I was here for they had the antics of like a Vicky Shannon Trace
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and Migas let's like to trip and fall on each other type of situation,
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which sometimes is a little put on, but it was still cute. And
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I said, I just went, I said, Adriana, right, yeah,
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did you met Alexia? No? No, no, I said,
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I just want to make sure, because I was like, did I say
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Alexi or Adriana? But you did? I just I just sidestepped. I
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just snatched. No. That was the one of the best moments of the
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episode because I was also watching that room and thinking how far could they be
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from a chair, Like, surely they could get a chair. Yes,
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not these these gals. We've already seen them in a basketball game. This
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is not going to go well, oh no, you're so yeah. Well,
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they have a dinner and Marisol's like, Adriana, I should address the
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elephant in the room, and then she basically apologizes to Adriana, and then
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Adriana is here for the apology too. I think part of it is that
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they're on vacation, and it's hard to be mad in a beautiful place.
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Oh, it seems to not be hard to be mad in any beautiful place.
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The more beautiful, the more easier it is to be pissed. Well,
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somehow their walls came down, and Adriana was here for it, and
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she's like, we both want up each other. And then it really segues
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into you were It's so interesting because Marisol had a whole vulnerable, you know,
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walls come down episode, and Julia had a I am a real housewife
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now and this is what real housewives do. And I was like, who
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are you? Yes, what happened to Julia in this episode? What happened
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into oh my god? To like Marisol, you stir things up, you
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can't move forward, and like, just everything that Julia was doing in this
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episode was really throwing me for a loop. She starts stainable. Yes,
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she got the whole table, She got the whole table going yeah. I
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mean it was like doing the wave and she started the wave. And that's
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why I'm saying Marisol was like in such a unique spot for Marisol because or
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honestly, any of us, because if I had put down my walls to
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be vulnerable in that moment and take responsibility and accountability and every other word for
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that, and then each person went around the table and gave me notes on
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how I should be better, I would have been like a fuck you right,
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I'm out of time. Gurdie talked like, yeah, like there's so
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many house lives of Miami, you know. So yeah, and they each
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had like, Okay, when she's done, I've got a couple bullet points
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for Enrifeman here, Marissol, I know, and you know, maybe she
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knew it was coming, which is why she maybe she heard something like they're
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vying for you in this from who her private detective. Yes, but it's
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oh my god, the private detective. Julia going out with her ex is
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very suss you know what that is. That's Jersey. That's some Jersey shit
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right there. That is some Jersey shit. And I'm expecting, like I
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wondered if Marisol's ex was actually buddies with like Martina and so there's some kind
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of business affiliation that way in the sports world. And so because otherwise I'm
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like, Julia, why are you maintaining this relationship that's going to be very
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bad for everybody? Oh, it's just a get dirt. This is like
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very Teresa, Like, this is just I can't even pinpoint it. It's
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everyone in Jersey. It's every player in Jersey. This is right out of
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their game book. Yeah, which is weird. Which is weird because sometimes
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like each city has their own like ingredientsies, you know, and that's totally
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a Jersey thing. So to see it pop up on Miami, I'm like,
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eh, okay, but are you taking notes, especially like the boddle
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of it all with the private detective that's total Jersey. Yes, And then
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all of a sudden she's and I don't think I believe any of this.
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I think it's just I honestly think it's a burned up X that's trying to,
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you know, stir things up. Yeah. And I will say across
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the board, like just when you're talking about somebody of note, like a
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celebrity or anything like that, if you notice when people have a shitty story
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about somebody, that's the thing it sticks, that's more interesting. So I'm
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sure this guy, the axe who is is probably like telling everybody in Miami
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what a shithead Marisol is. And to me, I'm not buying it,
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not at all. He's like, okay, so hold on. So Julia
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and Adriana talk about Marisol and she says Marisol hacked his computers, she followed
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him and his girlfriend, She paid a voodoo person, he said, that
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if you ever cross or she will find all the ways to punish you.
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Marisol just learned how to flip her screen around to do a selfie, like
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she's not hacking into a computer. And then what is this for the win?
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Adriana says she brought my photo in and said she wanted me dead.
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Well that's a real and I thought they were cool just a second ago.
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Like I mean, I know this was the next day, but like,
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who did she bring? Where? Where are we that that came? And
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that was that was uh for me? A black? That's what she said,
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that she had heard that from me. Adriana had heard that from me
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A black? Oh, Leah Black. Oh, I'm sorry, I am
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hammered right now. You're like STERIOI I'm like, what am I saying?
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I'm so bad with names? Is a good? I know itcocks everybody snatchgacks
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this morning. And also haven't slept more than I think five hours and two.
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You were a yeah, and I look back and I you know,
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look, no, you don't you look so much better than me because I
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am on day two hundred and seven of this cold Oh and well, honestly,
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you've never looked better. Thank you what it's doing. Yes for yourselfes
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amazing. They look so good as look so good. Thank you, superfold
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and super drains. Thank you. Wait, so she said that Leah Black
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told her that, so they both went to the same voodoo person, which
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I don't know who that is. Who did Leah Black and Marianna Oh no,
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And she said that I'm drunk. Uh here, look at the look
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at the end of the day. Okay, yeah, at the end of
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the day. Marisol wanted Adriana dead ye via the Wendy's mom in Potomac.
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That's all I know. And Bo diedle is after Julia, So there you
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go. Things. It just like Julia and Adriana they must have sat down
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before this trip and said and Julia was like, I'm going to go for
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it. I sung up right now, I can do anything, and that
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like the craziest three last fives ever and was like, I'm gonna just take
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everybody. I'm gonna take Marisol down. You know, I don't know.
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I don't know what to tell you. I have a hunch that Julia has
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been sitting for the last twenty four to thirty six hours whenever she had that
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final conversation with Alexia about rooming together and is looking for her entry point to
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Alexia, and I think that's why she went for Marisol, because she thought
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it would then I think she's looking for any chance to pounce on Alexia right
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now and interesting, So that would be my hunch and rightfully, so I
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think she has a total case to make. Yeah, yeah, I agree
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with that. Okay, Yeah, so then let's go back to the table.
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So okay, so Marisol Adriana. Then we get Larsa, who basically
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hops onto Julia point about Marisol and she's like, I'm frozen. I'm going
28:04
to call Oh you are I'm ahead, Okay. So then Larsa was like
28:14
Marisol, when it gets hot, you leave, like with Nicole and the
28:17
DM about the hospital and then this and that and like I have sex four
28:22
times a day and that's and then Marisol's like, I shouldn't have done that.
28:26
So she's still owning up to stuff. And then Julia's like, is
28:30
it true you'll hire a PI to spy certain people? And then Marisel's like,
28:33
I wouldn't spend money on that, and then Julia's like says somebody was
28:40
digging for information on Adriana and then that's when it comes back to the X
28:44
thing. And then Lisa's like, yeah, I mean, you know,
28:48
Marisol, you really stir things up. Lenny is really upset because no.
28:57
She actually it's amazing to me because she really segues so perfectly. She's like,
29:03
in response to Julia going out with Marisol's at Lisa's like, yeah,
29:07
if any of you went to dinner with Lenny, I would be very upset
29:11
by that. It's like, Okay, Lisa, it's not about you,
29:14
but thank you for putting yourself in those shoes and I appreciate that. I
29:18
agree that is totally weird. And then yeah, and then she's like I
29:21
have to respond to Lenny's post, and then Gurny and then Keky and Gurny
29:26
and there are ah their responses between the table and the confessionals, with Gerty's
29:32
like I want to pluck my eyelashes out and grtify them, and Kiky was
29:36
like, it's always Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, it's not going
29:38
to stop. Focus on your brand, focus on your children. And then
29:44
she's like, who are you to talk to me about what's happening in my
29:48
life? Who are you. It's like whoa, Lisa, whoa, whoa,
29:52
whoa. And then Marisol tells Keky to stop, but it's like tell
29:56
Lisa to stop, tell Lisa to stop. Please. Well, also like
30:00
Lisa then says, you don't understand. I can't talk about this with anybody.
30:07
And I'm like, you're literally talking about it with real estate agents,
30:11
your business partner, that fucking chemists that we meet, I mean like everybody.
30:17
Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, and uh, I don't know,
30:22
like I feel I'm starting I don't have any opinion on Jody, but
30:26
now I am starting to feel bad for Jodie. I mean, we've got
30:30
to that point. I don't know he's I don't feel bad for him.
30:33
I think he's in it for as a thirsty I think he's thirsty for fame
30:37
and true now we know well and the pay is in Instacart and he's getting
30:42
his groceries, you know what I'm saying. He is, And and Lisa's
30:47
just like, I'm going through divorce and now he's got his mom against me,
30:49
and that I do feel bad about. That's a that's a tough blow.
30:53
So Larsa and Gertie, you're talking and Larsa pol oh my god,
30:57
no, she doesn't have I started to write. Larsa apologizes to Gerdy.
31:02
Delete delete, delete delete. Larsa cannot possibly apologize to her. She can't
31:08
even say she's sorry. When Gerty is saying, all I need for you
31:12
to do is say I am sorry, and she's like, I'm trying to
31:17
explain myself. Oh my god, Larsa, you are I hit myself.
31:21
I hit my head against the wall when I deal with you, Like that's
31:22
how it is. Sometimes I don't understand, yeah, because it's like and
31:26
basically this is I'm translating this conversation to Larsa's saying, I will apologize to
31:33
you when you admit that I did something great. And then so Gertie will
31:41
be like, wow, Larsa, you really, you really did something great
31:45
even though it hurt my feelings, and Larsa will be like, you need
31:48
to apologize to me for that, need to apologize for not admitting I was
31:53
great. It's a trap, Gerdy. You're never gonna get it, never
31:56
gonna get it, never gonna get it. And then she's like, I
32:00
sent flowers. I don't care about the flowers. I gurtified the flowers tell
32:04
me you're sorry. She can't do it. She cannot do it. I
32:08
just oh my god, wow, wow, wow. Okay, let's talk
32:13
about oh yeah, a suite of Marisol too. To be like, guys,
32:17
let's like Lisa needs to go to bed because she needs to start making
32:21
money kind of thing, like we can't like exhaust her in a table fight
32:25
right now, yeah, fight up early all. I have a question for
32:34
you, of all, because I was thinking about this because like Lisa actually
32:38
had pretty good logic about who she would take with her to her meeting,
32:44
remember, because she was like she didn't want Alexia there because she thought Alexia
32:47
would like talk too much and turn the focus right right, right. So
32:53
of all the housewives current or present, I think you can pick two,
32:59
who would you take to an important business meeting for yourself? Ooh, oh
33:05
my god, I can't see. I thought about this, So don't kill
33:07
me for saying this, okay, bethany, Well, you see I thought
33:16
that too. I thought that that I that's my first thought is really okay,
33:21
okay, but I think then it goes away quickly because I think that
33:27
she would be I think that it would be hard to handle. I would
33:32
be nervous about her in a meeting, but I think she would have my
33:36
back if we were friends a business. I mean, she was in a
33:40
shark tank for God's sakes, you know, like right, she knows business,
33:44
so and this this has everything did nothing to do with like when she
33:47
walks in the room, anyone would judge her. It's just about business.
33:51
So who would you choose? Well, if I could take two, because
33:54
she took two, Oh yeah, I would do Candy and Mark grit Oh
34:01
my god, oh right, those are so good. I oh my god,
34:07
I cannot argue with both of those. That's brilliant, brilliant. Candy
34:10
is like really creative in terms of like business strategy, and Margaret's really equally
34:19
created, but in a different way, like totally I would want that.
34:22
Yeah, oh my god, that's so brilliant. Yes, of course I
34:27
have time to think about its great question. And yeah, well I had
34:30
time. So everybody, who would your favorite? Who would you choose in
34:35
a business meeting? Yeah? That those are the tops. Those are the
34:38
tops. I mean Candy, Margaret and Bethany I think are the tops.
34:43
But yeah, yeah, I mean I don't think there's anyone better. I
34:47
also had the thought of like Phedra because of just she's very pragmatic legally,
34:53
and I thought like, but I don't know if I would maybe trust her
34:59
creative for a concept like I would some of the other folks. But I
35:06
yeah, so I had some others. But those are my two. I
35:09
love it. I love those. Those are great. Those are great darlings.
35:12
Who would you choose to bring to a business meeting with you if you
35:15
could choose two? Now, those old cars that they took to the croquet
35:22
and then to lunch was just so fun. And then the fact that one
35:27
like broke down, and then when they were arriving all in the same one,
35:29
Marisol's like, the clampits have arrived. I think that's brilliant. You
35:36
guys are so funny. I know, I like, uh, I felt
35:40
bad for the guys that had the cars and were so excited for the spot
35:45
on the show. I know, because it's clearly a business. But yeah,
35:49
but look, it happens. It happens. They're old cars. I
35:51
mean, what are you gonna do right now? They have lunch near the
35:55
field and Marisol gets Google alert about Lenny and Lisa and the headlines and it's
36:02
like, it's like she's bleeding him dry. Ten thousand dollars on Instacart and
36:09
Larsa it was like, if he's going to court, those numbers are real.
36:14
She's ordering groceries for Jodie's house too. She needs to learn how to
36:16
manage money, She's like. And then in her confessional, she's like,
36:21
I spend five hundred dollars a week and I have four kids. I was
36:22
like, Okay, Larson knows what's up. Larsa knows what's up. I
36:25
mean, you love her or hate her? And I love the journey with
36:29
Larsa. Boy do I love going up and down with that lady. She's
36:32
just so entertaining. Then she says that Sephora is on Instacart and that Lisa's
36:37
addicted to makeup, And I was like, when is Sephora but on Instacart?
36:40
Did you know? This? Is this just a Miami thing? You
36:45
know? I don't know, but I'm always surprised if what's on Instacart.
36:47
I'm always surprised, like, well, why is what else is on instacar
36:51
other than like Whole Foods and like a grocery store. No, I actually
36:55
was No, Amazon Prime is Amazon Prime is whole foods, So what's intact
37:01
I don't even I don't use in stack. I literally used it today because
37:06
I instacartic groceries to my brothers and I was surprised because you could do like
37:13
stores that aren't necessarily nearby. So I think what they do is have like
37:16
a warehouse locally and so they're growing. Yeah, well, I will say,
37:24
like, I don't think that's on Instacart's shoulders. I think that's on
37:28
Sephora or whoever to localize products that you can instacart. Yea, so for
37:34
sure you like business, meaning Margaret and Candy, you know we did you
37:42
get onto instacot. Let's get to the table like your little because in my
37:55
head it's just Margaret being very proud of herself to get afford to the table,
38:00
right, She's so like, we got them to the table, Candy,
38:04
Now what do we do? It's some foods on instacut, need some
38:19
gloss delivered to me. I'm gonna get my what is there? Her creamer?
38:24
Her hers? She is what is it? What sneakers? Get my
38:30
snakers coffee creamer and my lip gloss at the same time. That's a deep
38:37
cut a yeah, yeah, baby, Well that's that's it. I mean,
38:40
like, is there anything else you want to say about Miami before we
38:44
move on to but le mead no, it's just uh, I I think
38:51
I was the one thing. I'll say. You said it before, but
38:53
I'll say it again. We've never seen a housewife roll out a product with
38:58
this much coverage of the show. Like Lisa is getting so much focused,
39:04
like from start to finish on this perfume. And it's not even something that
39:08
you can it's not like a product you can see. It's not a visual
39:13
medium for a TV show. It's a cent and we're just watching the process.
39:19
And honestly, like I know, like people like Kenya were really bummed
39:23
that her hair care product wasn't getting a lot of attention in terms of the
39:28
process of that. And I would have rather seen that process because you could
39:31
get beerforem afterors on the hair right than a cent. I don't like describing
39:37
a cent means nothing. Wow, I'm not a perfect thing. You gotta
39:43
do the marketing right if you just describe it, did you gotta describe it?
39:45
Smells like snakes? All right, Well, let's let's move on.
39:55
Okay, Okay, Yeah, let's get into blow dick me. Okay.
40:04
So after Toomey tells Sandy that Lily is deadweight, Sandy's like, ah,
40:07
let's bring her up to the wheelhouse. And then she brings her up there
40:13
and she's like, I need you to be able to do this on your
40:15
own, giving you one more chance, all right, And Lily's just I
40:17
was thinking, I don't think you gave her like the first two, so
40:22
this really does. I mean, Lily didn't know it, but she's already
40:25
been given two other chances, so this is it. And she's like,
40:30
you're gonna be tired, You're gonna be exhausted, all right, this is
40:31
how it goes. And it's just so it's like it's like you're in the
40:35
army. You know, this is a pep talk. You're gonna have days
40:38
when the enemy's coming for you, okay, And it's how you maintain under
40:43
those conditions is how I decide to keep the crew. And this whole time,
40:45
Lily's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
40:50
that is a listening thing that I hate. Yeah, I hate that.
40:53
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Oh you know what a listening thing I
40:58
hate? Name him, name them, name honestly it to me, it's
41:06
worse than name them, because at least in name them, you know that
41:09
you're not connecting, like when Lily or someone does that when like yeah yeah
41:15
yeah, yeah yeah, and I'm like, I'm giving you new information,
41:19
you don't know what I'm saying, and you are ignoring it. That's how
41:22
I wait for a finish yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
41:28
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Huh Well it's like, h see, that's
41:37
that's not the tone. Yeah that that implies that you're listening and taking it
41:42
in, even though it's annoying to the person talking. See, I think
41:46
you're hearing me. Now now you talk at me, tell me some new
41:51
information. Yeah yeah, okay, Yeah, there's a difference. There's a
41:55
total difference. Yeah yeah. But I'm agree with you. We're agreed.
42:00
Yeah, we agree. I agree when someone's giving you new information and you're
42:06
like yeah, yeah, yeah, how could you be listening if you keep
42:09
saying yeah, okay, all right, I'm glad we got through that.
42:15
And then Sandy talks to Tomey and she's like, God, her attitude is
42:20
great, fucking bad. I love that girl. You know. That's what
42:23
I'm talking about. I always hire on character. I'm not skilled because the
42:28
skill can be taught, and to me's like she's dead weight, but all
42:32
right, fine, and I love it. In her confessional, she was
42:35
like, I was really hoping she was going to fire. Well, I
42:39
was kind of like, hey, to me, if everyone is leaving the
42:44
boat for whatever, you know under your leadership, right, you do need
42:49
to work on the leadership. I get, I'll give you one, but
42:52
I can't give you two, even though Lily might not have been fully trained
42:57
for it. But that's part of the GIF. And Sandy's totally right,
43:00
like, I'll take good character any day. I agree. And in meantime,
43:06
Hayley's out thrown up somewhere. Kyle's like, uh ugh on a migrin.
43:16
He walked right into his room. Sandy like walked right into his room,
43:22
and he was sick. I'm like, we've learned, don't just we
43:25
can't lose you, Sandy. Well, she probably knocked and we just didn't
43:30
see. The producers are probably yeah, but she didn't. They don't know
43:34
if he's contagious. They know, Oh, I'm saying like I'm saying like,
43:38
no, it wasn't like oh, I'm like what. I'm sure she
43:45
talked to her about going in there. He knew, Well, migraine isn't
43:50
a headache, isn't contagious. No, but you know, it is a
43:52
symptom of a flu or COVID or something like that. So if Sandy's just
43:59
walking in there, there's no windows in there, it's not a place where
44:01
the air's you know, you're not getting air. Oh, Sandy, you
44:07
know what it is. She was like, Ay, such a drama queen.
44:08
I'm just gonna go in there. He's fine, He's like, oh,
44:14
Sandy captains, Oh it falls on the ground. That guy's you know
44:20
what's killing him? Drama, drama is attacking his brain. Yeah, yeah,
44:25
I will give you that. I agree. No, it's real.
44:29
I'm sure he's got a horrible headache. I mean, but oh my god,
44:32
it can be totally. I mean he's stressed out. Yeah, absolutely
44:37
dehydrated. I will never ever drink water ever again. I'm exhausted. Oh,
44:52
holy canoly. The full moon is affecting everybody. God, everyone's fucking
44:58
crazy, sick and crazy. She doesn't do this, but every time you
45:05
end your Sandy impression, I just imagine her popping her one leg up high
45:08
to rest on something and stare at the horizon. That's what in my head
45:13
every time she does. Yeah, that's me landing the leg, landing it,
45:20
landing it sometimes a little high, you know, sometimes too hard.
45:29
M oh, Sandy, Yeah, so they gotta just get rid of Kyle,
45:36
send him out to see. Okay, well Lily is. Jessica's teaching
45:44
Lillly the beds, and when she's trying to teach that fold, I'm like,
45:47
it's really not that hard. Like she's like, oh, why can't
45:54
you fold it right? Like what are you doing with your hands? I
45:58
don't get it. But she finally that's it, thank god. She just
46:01
pops it and locks it and sticks it, wicks it, spluitts it,
46:06
snatch crocks it, and you know, she gets it. Thank God,
46:09
Jessica has come around. Lord have mercy, because part of me is like,
46:15
has she been faking it this whole time? But now she knows,
46:16
like two more people are out and she's gotta get it, you know.
46:20
But oh yeah, right, Well, I mean yeah, it's interesting too,
46:24
Like, uh, I wondered if she was if that was really confusing,
46:28
if they were like, we can't really film you being slow at your
46:31
job. So we're going to film you not knowing how to do this,
46:35
and we're gonna get a lot of coverage on the bed corner bedfolds. Yeah,
46:42
Jessica's like, oh my god, you fallen under here first and then
46:45
you fold it under here. Let's fault God. Okay, So Billy and
46:55
this uh what do you call him? A recurring guest? Billy and the
47:00
charter guests arrive and they make their jokes about because the last time they were
47:04
on they were on that hybrid boat, which was horrible. That was a
47:07
nightmare. No, the stabilizers were always going down, So they make jokes
47:09
about the slide not being stuck in customs this time, thank goodness, and
47:14
they have stabilizers. And you know, I gotta say that dover soul lunch
47:17
with white wine sauce and Beluca Caviger. I was really foaming at the mouth
47:23
for that. Yeah, every I mean it looked amazing. I think it
47:28
was that last charter that was like all like heavy sauces, yeah, and
47:32
steaks and red was like gout. That's all I could think of. These
47:38
sailors are getting themselves some gout. But this I liked the lighter fair on
47:45
this. Yeah, yeah, me too. It was like, I mean
47:47
yeah, left Charter was like, yeah, let's just drink wine and potomac
47:51
on a hot day, you know, in a kayak kind of feel.
47:54
This was light. And the fact that they had a Kathy Hilton us over
48:00
where Billy wanted a baked potato and then Toom He's like, oh, you
48:05
mean like Kathy Hilton and he's like, yeah, exactly, that's what I
48:07
want. That's what I want. And the fact that they don't know,
48:09
like, what do you think he's gonna put it in the microwave for for
48:13
five minutes? Yeah, it's gonna take twenty minutes. And I audibly was
48:16
like when they were like, oh no, we don't want him anymore because
48:19
it's going to take too long, I was like, I hate Joe.
48:24
I know. I often feel like I often wonder if this chef's like when
48:31
the people watch this back, what they think about, because the chefs can
48:35
always talk shit. Yeah, and I wonder if they like got it or
48:38
they were just doing it to be assholes for to be entertaining. Yeah,
48:44
maybe Billy thinks that Max sounds like a Disney character and he's so right.
48:50
Oh, yeah, that was very funny. Yeah. I mean he was
48:53
in a mood this charter. He had lost his stabilizers himself. He was
49:00
a I don't know what was going on there, but he was a lazy
49:06
and then crawling on the ground during the worm that was very odd. Okay,
49:10
that I agree. I was so glad that Lara was like, that's
49:14
annoying, and I was like, yeah, Sandie's like thank you. Ah,
49:17
he's got sea fever. This is not normal. We lost another one.
49:22
Holy can he's acting cuckoo? Yes, So then Lara drops off Kyle
49:30
and he's on the boat and all you hear is like him go from the
49:34
boat to the land. He's like oh, And then the guests are like
49:45
is that Kyle. Yeah, that's Kyle. And then the steak dinner where
49:53
boy, that one was his name, Matthew. That charter guest was like
49:58
no to like all the food was like, yeah, there's not a range
50:04
of temperatures, which I did understand their point. They wanted a range of
50:08
temperatures per steak. So that was confusing because they had like the different types
50:15
of steak, but then they would each steak had a different temperature whereas when
50:21
he brought out the first steak, that's that one steak. Okay, well,
50:28
so I'm realizing You're very right. I didn't know what I realize until
50:31
you're explaining it that that's what they requested. Yeah, and I'm sure I
50:36
know. I know Jack wasn't listening because he was in his head thinking,
50:40
no, I know steak, and you're gonna learn a lesson from me.
50:44
Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's what he was doing. Yeah, I
50:46
know steak, and you're going to learn a lesson for me. Right,
50:50
yeah, so he but now now I know what they were requesting. You're
50:54
totally right. Well, that completely makes sense. They went in like a
51:00
a a like a eyeshadow palette of steaks. That's the perfect way to describe
51:05
it. Yeah, right, And because and like, well, you can't
51:09
just bring out media like rare steaks first, then medium rare and then medium.
51:15
Well like because what about all the other people who don't want that temperature
51:21
at the you know, because then they're just sitting there not eating. I'm
51:23
gonna say the guests didn't maybe explain it great, but then you understood it.
51:29
But Jack, Jack wasn't listening. Yeah, I when he brought out
51:32
all like rare or medium rare steaks. At first I thought, this isn't
51:37
the range that they were looking for, you know, not, and not
51:40
the presentation they wanted, like a large plate from all the shades represented on
51:49
the plate. And if he was going to bring them up one by one
51:52
one style of steak style, obviously I don't know what I'm talking about.
51:58
Well, Jack's outer styling. He stakes for you guys. He's busy,
52:04
the stakes are getting glam. Nina Garcia shows up, She's like, uh,
52:08
the accessorizing is terrible on this steak is not good. Too much,
52:13
too much. But like I think that with the first steak too should have
52:19
been rare, two should have been medium rare, and two should have been
52:22
medium. Well, okay, then that would have covered it and not everyone
52:25
maybe would have gotten the steak, but everyone could have maybe gotten one piece.
52:30
Then you go back down, you bring up the second cut of meat,
52:34
and that also has a range. That being said, in my humble
52:37
opinion, as a steak lover, I am more of the medium rare or
52:43
rare side. So when you bring up the first batch, I'm gonna gobble
52:46
that up. And so for me and a lot of snakes stop snobs out
52:52
there. I'm not a snake's snob, but I will say like a chef
52:57
will always be like a steak should be cooked medium rare or rare period dot.
53:04
You should never cook it well or medium well. It should never be
53:07
cooked that much, but it doesn't matter. You have to go with the
53:09
preferences of the charter guests. And so that being said, you should always
53:15
have that range. And everyone's always gonna want their steak like well done.
53:20
You know, people have that palette. You know, I don't. I
53:23
happen to like more of a rare steak. Where do you land on that?
53:27
Well, this goes back to Steve Dereis is my father like charring the
53:32
shit out of steaks. See so that they were very well done. So
53:37
that's how I grew up right eating, See so I like, I like
53:40
more well done, and I think it. That's what I'm saying, that
53:45
up you were grew up. But that's the thing. You grew up that
53:49
way and I grew up the other way. So that's that's what are you
53:52
going to do? Yeah, And my dad maintains that no, that's not
53:59
how he would have normal cooked it. But he was cooking it that way
54:02
out of safety for us. Yeah, no, you just learned about safety,
54:07
you know about safety in the eighties. I don't know. I'm gonna
54:10
give it to Steve because you know, me can be tricky and like it
54:16
is kind of a scary thing when you're giving children, you know. So
54:21
I told I'm gonna give it to Steve. I have his back on that,
54:23
you know, And I think I like a well done steak, So
54:27
I think that's how a lot of people do it. If they're gonna give
54:30
steak to their kids, that's probably why they do that, to be honest
54:32
with you. And then then that's the whole generation. It's generational steak trauma
54:37
is what it is. Okay, it's not being served the way it should,
54:42
but it's because of they're trying to get the best interests of kids,
54:46
and I can't argue with that. But also, people just based on taste,
54:52
even if they weren't raised that way, are like, oh, I
54:53
can't have the bloody, bloody red. You know. They just don't like
54:57
that. And that's that. Now the dancers arrive and Laura is just freaking
55:01
out and she's like Mama Sita, which was so funny to watch her just
55:08
just pine for these ladies and then Sandy sees that they're wearing their heels and
55:14
she's like, oh, their shoes. I know, it's like oh no,
55:20
oh no, but I would I would think that heels coming through there
55:23
happen sometime. Yeah. Sometimes, did I lose you? No, I'm
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riding the mute button because there's commotion upstairs that we're riding a mute button.
55:36
I thought, oh, I hear cut door. Never, So let's talk
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about the morning in the big gay breakfast. Okay, where did you land
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on this disappointed Jack? Yeah, you can do better. I mean in
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my mind to just make it like rainbow like you're missing, like and I
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was just watching and I could think of like two things in one second.
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I was like, you could do like a stone fruit thing and make it
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like a stone wall kind of like dish to commemorate like stone wall. Oh
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that's cool. Or do like some kind of fire island dish with like you
56:20
know, chili peppers and sausages, and like I just like nods to like
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iconic places that celebrate you know, are are are celebrated in the gay community.
56:31
And I was like, just to and yes, rainbows for days,
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I get it, but I'm just like, we can do a little bit
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better Jack. So here's where I land with this. Now, obviously this
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wasn't his strong suit. This was a blind spot for him, and in
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this case, I love well. I love the fact that Toomey had his
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back and I really she was like, what are you complaining about? Like
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da da da. However, when you think about other chiefs dos, and
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I think this is some this was a blind spot for too as well.
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Moving forward, sometimes the chief stew needs to get involved with the chef on
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special requests like this and they come up with some creativity for the menu.
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Think about Kate Chastain, think about Hannah like they will you know, they'll
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collaborate with the chef on things like this and they'll get their back. So
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in a way, Toomey has a little responsibility there, but she's very new
57:25
at being a chief stew so she's not quite equipped in that way, and
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I think that she could have helped in some way. Now there there could
57:34
be other chefs and I don't know, maybe Jack is like this where he
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wouldn't welcome that collaboration. But Jack, Jack is all about it okay,
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well I think he needed the help. And yeah, and and and I
57:45
understand the guests being disappointed, you know, so there's that. I mean,
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the pancakes were a little sad, but they know colorful, they were
57:58
like the rims of them. Yeah, but that guest was a little rude.
58:04
They were a little rude about it, especially with Sandy at the table
58:07
because Sandy, but that's what they do. And and Sandy, especially when
58:10
when she films with guests and she needs some drama to be covered, I
58:15
always get the feeling that they are kind of said, you know, you
58:20
know, let's like lean in and maybe complain about something because it gives then
58:24
it gives possible footage and back drama for a couple episodes. That is like
58:31
really disappointed. And it happened right, It happened with with Captain Jason too.
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Just recently he gets right in he'll get right in there. Yeah,
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starting Microma. But the second like the I mean otherwise, like those Captain
58:50
Dinners, they're not they're nice, but like you do get a lot of
58:54
substance out of those for future fodder, I think, especially if they're given
59:00
if they guess is being encouraged to kind of there was that one charter with
59:05
Captain Jason. Was it Jason or Glenn? I forget, but it was
59:09
pretty in the last couple of seasons where they were just like I thought they
59:15
were reading lines to complain about the food. Probably, I mean, very
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well, it could be. So a couple more things before we head out
59:25
of this recap. Katie Flood is still texting Luca and it's looking like they're
59:32
both going to be in port A Fino at the same time. And Jessica
59:37
and Luca are kind of hot and heavy right now, and the producer asks,
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Luca, are you, you know, afraid of getting attached? No,
59:45
I mean like there wasn't even a pause there. I mean wow.
59:49
Jess is like, kind of you're like wedding bells. I know, I
59:52
know, well, I think she'll be fair. And Italia still Italia is
59:58
still texting everybody. Oh my god, she needs to just chill. She's
1:00:01
off the show. She left, okay, yes, so stay gone.
1:00:07
Yeah, you made your bed bubbles now. Max is looking for food,
1:00:13
he tells Luca at the in the bridge while Sandy's there, Oh you're looking
1:00:15
at me, And Sandy's like, oh, tell the chef. He's like
1:00:22
nay, and Sandy's like uh. Later he leaves, and then Lara's like,
1:00:28
there Wosford or however she don't. And then Sandy's like, so you're
1:00:32
telling me there was pasta in the grooms. It's like lake up and then
1:00:43
I don't like to be lied to. Max come to the bridge and then
1:00:47
and then he goes up there and she's like, don't ever lie to me
1:00:51
again. Other leg he said there was no food me, there was food
1:01:00
downstairs, elbow. All you need to do right now is say you're sorry,
1:01:06
sit down, And he's like no, Noil news Lela Neil new.
1:01:10
Lili knew, and she's like, look, Max is feeling it, and
1:01:17
I think, I think, like Heaver, he just has to see fever.
1:01:24
He was already over it. Lily got him a little reprieve of adrenaline
1:01:29
and excitement. Yeah right, he still isn't really wanting to be there,
1:01:34
and that's pretty obvious. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Also he's angry
1:01:38
and tired. Just get him some son in a pull up bar. He's
1:01:45
fine, like he loves his little pull ups. Oh my goodness. All
1:01:52
right, well listen, what a fun, what a fun couple of recaps.
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