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Vertical Micro-Drama Writer's Room · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week we're taking on the newest trend in Hollywood.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, we're taking on the vertical.
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  Speaker 2: Vertical micro dramas are the hottest thing to hit your
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  Speaker 2: phones now, a seven billion dollar industry as estimated at
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  Speaker 2: the time of this recording, and probably more by the
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  Speaker 2: time you're watching it. These are tiny, bite sized shows
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  Speaker 2: that last for twenty to one hundred to three hundred episodes,
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  Speaker 2: that are single handedly employing many people in Hollywood, but
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  Speaker 2: at what cost.
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  Speaker 3: Like them or not, Verticals are here to stay, and
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  Speaker 3: they are being called the soap opera of tomorrow. So
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  Speaker 3: we sat down today with the writer's room of the
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  Speaker 3: next hit vertical.
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  Speaker 4: So pull up, slide up, let's listen.
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  Speaker 5: In all right, let's go, let's get through it. Wow,
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  Speaker 5: we gotta get moving, We gotta get moving.
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  Speaker 2: By the time took you guys to set this up,
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  Speaker 2: we could have probably shot thirty forty episodes.
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  Speaker 1: It's seven thirty am and we haven't even written one
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  Speaker 1: thing yet. What do we even doing?
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  Speaker 3: This is so weird, it's so weird to just kind
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  Speaker 3: of relax into the day.
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  Speaker 5: It's ridiculous. I feel like I'm wasting my freaking time
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  Speaker 5: right now.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I'm already seven coffees deep, right, and my
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  Speaker 3: boyfriend is in Alpha and by this point I'm thirty
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  Speaker 3: episodes in.
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  Speaker 4: What are we doing?
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  Speaker 6: I think the difference between seven and seven and thirty
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  Speaker 6: is that boyfriend going to college, meeting four different people,
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  Speaker 6: then being in a marriage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, by this point, we've already gone back in time.
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  Speaker 3: He's divorced, he's had a baby, the baby has grown
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  Speaker 3: grown up to be the hotter version of him.
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  Speaker 4: They've kissed, yes, and then and then we order lunch.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, and that's it. When we get Mendo.
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  Speaker 2: I wish we could get Wendo, so munch, we could
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  Speaker 2: get computer right now, Google men casino.
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  Speaker 3: You know my gripe with Mendosino farms about why do
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  Speaker 3: they wait until like ten thirty to open?
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  Speaker 5: Literally, I want lunch at nine.
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  Speaker 6: I want I want the little crumbles of not so
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  Speaker 6: fried all over.
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  Speaker 4: We can at our company to figure about that rocks sometimes.
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  Speaker 5: Our company rocks.
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  Speaker 2: We don't take lunch at a specific time. We take
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  Speaker 2: lunch when we finished a certain amount of things. So
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  Speaker 2: when we when we're done with eighty episodes. We eat,
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  Speaker 2: we eat, what time it.
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  Speaker 4: Is we do?
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  Speaker 6: We do an eighty to lunch you know, yeah, verticals
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  Speaker 6: intermitted fasting where you don't really eat lunch at a
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  Speaker 6: certain time. That's every day you lunch at a certain
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  Speaker 6: cap of episode.
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  Speaker 3: We do it sort of like you know how in
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  Speaker 3: California there's a restaurant law where you have to It's
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  Speaker 3: called uh taking your you have to lunch at six
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  Speaker 3: Basically you have to take a lunch at six outs
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  Speaker 3: California Lunch.
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  Speaker 5: Laws, California lunch law. Google it, you guys know lawyers
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  Speaker 5: to google.
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  Speaker 3: Lunch.
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  Speaker 2: You can write down what you need to google and
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  Speaker 2: google it later. Just make sure you google it.
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  Speaker 6: God, I want to thank those brave politicians for getting
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  Speaker 6: together every week and organizing the California Lunch Law.
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  Speaker 1: And I can't stand this party of lunch. No lawyers, lunch,
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  Speaker 1: no lawyers. They are pushing against lunch law. Lunch, no lawyers, lunch,
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  Speaker 1: no layer. They just want lunch.
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  Speaker 5: They don't lawyers involved. They're taking a paycheck and they're
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  Speaker 5: taking away all lunch.
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  Speaker 2: If you have a lawyer that's telling you you don't
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  Speaker 2: need to have lunch, telling me, get the funk out
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  Speaker 2: of you, out of.
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  Speaker 4: This damn state.
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  Speaker 3: I keep telling you you have to go like lause,
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  Speaker 3: It's like I'm being shackled.
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  Speaker 4: He what Cory Brooker said during the filibuster about the
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  Speaker 4: lunch law.
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  Speaker 5: He went that he went to town.
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  Speaker 1: Why Booker goes to town.
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  Speaker 5: It's like, oh, it's like he's going to figure it
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  Speaker 5: out anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we're in good hands anyway.
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  Speaker 5: So we write vertical.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Verticals are kind of like the newest hot thing. It's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: We are on your phone, wait, the newest channel.
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  Speaker 5: We even set a channel name. Yes, okay, ok't Shorty
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  Speaker 5: for life.
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  Speaker 1: We are Shorty for life, Shorty for life, Shorty for life,
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  Speaker 1: Shorty for life.
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  Speaker 4: We're Shorty for life.
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  Speaker 6: And yeah, I think, what's so important about Shorty for life?
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  Speaker 6: One of my favorite things that I feel like, maybe
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  Speaker 6: because I'm just like a girly girl, but shorty also
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  Speaker 6: like early when I was in high school, shorty meant
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  Speaker 6: like love ye like my love.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and Shorty for Life. It's like we are shorties.
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  Speaker 2: We're showing you shorties loving verticals that we made about life.
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  Speaker 5: So it's Shorty for Life. So basically a vertical.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't know, it's like the videos that you
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  Speaker 1: get on your phone that are like broken up into
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  Speaker 1: a million parts. You're like, kind of, what is going
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  Speaker 1: on here? I'm trying to grab Are they hooking up?
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  Speaker 5: My boss is a vampire, My vampire is a doctor.
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  Speaker 3: Dad's friend is an alpha, Like it's sort of there's
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  Speaker 3: I've seen a lot of Dad's Friend because we make
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  Speaker 3: them go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Literally, There's something so amazing about them is once you
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  Speaker 1: find it, you can't leave it. You have to go
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  Speaker 1: back and w all the parts before and you have
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  Speaker 1: to see if there's.
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  Speaker 4: Any more everything.
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  Speaker 6: Like the other day, I was like, I put on
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  Speaker 6: Hunting Wives on Netflix and I went eight.
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  Speaker 5: Episodes an hour long.
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  Speaker 4: Life goes on.
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  Speaker 5: So long, ridiculous.
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  Speaker 6: I want to see what happens to every single character
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  Speaker 6: I meet when they go to fifth grade, sixth grade,
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  Speaker 6: seventh grade, eighth grade, ninth grade, tenth grade, eleventh grade,
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  Speaker 6: twelfth grade, college college, gap year college, another, gap, yere travel,
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  Speaker 6: summer ware, fall verticals.
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  Speaker 5: It's amazing too, I mean it's beautiful and thank you
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  Speaker 5: so much, and we.
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  Speaker 4: Do all those we do all those.
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  Speaker 5: We miss summer talk about grad school. Yeah, somem's too
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  Speaker 5: hard to shoot. Right. Let me tell you, I think
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  Speaker 5: one of my favorite things is what you don't know
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  Speaker 5: about this.
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  Speaker 2: The secret of the algorithm is we're working directly with
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  Speaker 2: these algorithms to kind of our verticals imprint on you
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  Speaker 2: like they're a baby bird and you are their mother.
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  Speaker 2: So yes, it doesn't let go, It'll come back to you.
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  Speaker 5: And that's what's kind of beautiful about it. Yes, you
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  Speaker 5: don't know that.
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  Speaker 3: Episodes one through eight of every series are sort of
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  Speaker 3: our claw, our claw. That's when we're sinking your teeth
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  Speaker 3: into a baby, right. We are grabbing you and we
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  Speaker 3: are clutching you, and you're gonna have no choice but
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  Speaker 3: to come on back because this is heroin.
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  Speaker 4: You can swipe.
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  Speaker 6: And it's also like you look at like like someone
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  Speaker 6: running a sprint. You're like, it ends there. We are
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  Speaker 6: running marathons.
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  Speaker 2: And we're running marathons fast as fucking flow, and steady
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  Speaker 2: does not win the swee No, Honestly, we make Ryan
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  Speaker 2: Murphy look like John Luke Godard solo we love. We
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  Speaker 2: make American horror story look like the Ingmar Bergman film
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  Speaker 2: with the Devil on the Beach.
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  Speaker 1: We are going fast we're moving babies, So why don't
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  Speaker 1: we talking about some favorite series.
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  Speaker 3: We'd say our names and then and then let's talk
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  Speaker 3: about our series.
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  Speaker 5: Want you say your name in your the series that
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  Speaker 5: you're most proud of? Yes, and a cliffhanger and a
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  Speaker 5: cliffhanger and a cliffhanger.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so name.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so name name series, series.
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  Speaker 6: Abs and your favorite lunch law that could be a cliffhanger.
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  Speaker 4: Well, Hi, I am Leslie Fastbone. I am.
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  Speaker 2: Leslie Fastbone is in the house, Leslie fast Bone.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, Leslie fast Bone. Yeah, I'm Leslie fast I'm
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  Speaker 4: Leslie Fastbone. Proud of it. My father was uh.
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  Speaker 3: Johnny Fastbone, and he was a major league baseball player.
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  Speaker 4: But we don't have time to get into that. We
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  Speaker 4: sot as. We call you the flashbone because she rightes
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  Speaker 4: so fast.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, it's crazy that we changed it because fast is
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  Speaker 1: right there.
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  Speaker 4: Slash is faster than fast. Flash is the speed of light.
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  Speaker 5: We could just show you fast because you write so fast.
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  Speaker 2: Week it's a fact, flashes faster than fast.
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  Speaker 3: Leslie Fastbone and I do a lot of the wolf stuff.
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  Speaker 3: My dad's friend is a wolf. It was my my
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  Speaker 3: holy grail that kind of pill it. That's putting my
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  Speaker 3: future kids, who are their eggs right now?
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  Speaker 4: They're frozen.
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  Speaker 5: My kids.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much. I'm really excited. I can't wait
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  Speaker 3: to pop these out. I'm going to roll the dice,
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  Speaker 3: and whatever the dice say, that's the year I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna start doing this.
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  Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa? How big is? How do you roll this dice?
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  Speaker 5: You know what?
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  Speaker 1: We don't have time to get into it.
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  Speaker 6: I just have every age you could be.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm rolling for numbers. So I'm rolling for every
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  Speaker 4: letterary like one, seven, two thousand.
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  Speaker 3: Well I'll keep two thousand no matter what, because otherwise
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  Speaker 3: we'd be here all day. So it'll be the year
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  Speaker 3: of So I'll roll for like I'm ideally like, if
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  Speaker 3: it's four, then three twenty forty three is when I
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  Speaker 3: pop open the eggs.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta let us know.
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  Speaker 3: We want to come the dice on Friday.
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  Speaker 5: We have to be there.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna be huge.
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  Speaker 3: But I do a lot of the wolf stuff. My
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  Speaker 3: dad's friend is a wolf. It's about this sexy girl
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  Speaker 3: who's you know, being pursued by her dad's friend who
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  Speaker 3: is turning into a wolf. And they shouldn't be together
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  Speaker 3: because you know, that's my dad's friend. I can't be
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  Speaker 3: with him. That's my dad's friend. That's like incestual in
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  Speaker 3: a way.
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  Speaker 5: But hual, not the weird age difference.
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  Speaker 6: No no, no, no no no.
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  Speaker 3: A dad's friend is kind of like blood. But I
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  Speaker 3: would say the cliffhanger is we're walking, we're walking, we're stopped.
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  Speaker 3: We're staring at each other. We're staring, we're staring, We're staring.
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  Speaker 3: Dad's friend is here, I'm here. The full moon is
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  Speaker 3: rising and his eyes changed to golden amber. Shirt flies off,
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  Speaker 3: whoa whoa cliffhanger?
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  Speaker 5: What's gonna happen? What's gonna happen next? If he's gonna
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  Speaker 5: become a weir wold and he probably is gonna have.
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  Speaker 3: That's why it's a cliffhanger. Shirt flies off. We suck
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  Speaker 3: it out through a big vacuum.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we gotta talk about our tricks. Will you get there?
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  Speaker 2: We got to introduce every vertical company has a big vacuum.
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  Speaker 5: The secton shirts off.
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  Speaker 6: That vacuum is my favorite thing to turn on when
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  Speaker 6: it's hot.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh yeah. People think it blows torch. You know,
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  Speaker 5: it sucks the hot way. It sucks your body heat away.
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  Speaker 2: We it's me, Hi, guys, my name is Denny corn Corn.
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  Speaker 2: It's great to see you, guys. It's been really fun
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  Speaker 2: to be here. I uh am the oldest guy in
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  Speaker 2: the bunch. I'm forty two years old. I come from
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  Speaker 2: New York City, Brooklyn. I kind of from bacon con Corny.
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  Speaker 2: Concorney Island is what they used to call king on
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  Speaker 2: Concorney Island, Corney Island.
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  Speaker 4: Take the queue down to corn Corney Island.
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  Speaker 5: And I do all the pool boys stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I do the stuff with the guys that are just
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  Speaker 2: like nerdy guy meets falls in love with the pool boy.
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  Speaker 2: I do a lot of young gay stuff. It's really fun.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good time. Uh it's it's nice, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's fun. I like the.
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  Speaker 6: Gay stuff because it goes faster.
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  Speaker 5: Episode three, I got stuff to move.
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  Speaker 4: It goes so fast it's almost made for verticals.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's the thing. Yeah, gay people move fast. That's
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  Speaker 5: what I've been learning.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Google and Farms, then Lunch California and the
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  Speaker 2: gay feed of gay.
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  Speaker 5: People, Feed of gay people?
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  Speaker 3: How fast can I look up Cheetah speed for reference?
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  Speaker 4: And then the gay people.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun about this. You know, it's the same gender, right, boy, boy,
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  Speaker 2: girl girl, So they don't have to don't have to
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  Speaker 2: deal with all the differences.
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  Speaker 5: What are you trying to learn? Exactly? Go straight to it.
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  Speaker 4: They don't.
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  Speaker 3: They skip all the scenes where you know, in my
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  Speaker 3: line of work, there's lots of scenes where the woman
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  Speaker 3: is staring at the man, kind of like mystified because.
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  Speaker 6: But with yours, they know immediately working on the gay ones,
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  Speaker 6: it's you.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same part. They're done to themselves. They can
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  Speaker 2: do it to each other. You don't they know.
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  Speaker 5: It's so easy. It's amazing, it's awesome. It's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: And also this is actually a really crazy time. I
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  Speaker 2: can't believe I'm gonna do this right now.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gay.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: They never came out before.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god. And what's your wife gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: My wife is don't tell her, don't you know, don't
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  Speaker 2: tell them, my wife don't know.
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  Speaker 5: We'll talk about it. I love her, I mean, she
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  Speaker 5: comes off all the time.
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  Speaker 2: She brings all those I love Janets, she brings all
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  Speaker 2: those out those.
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  Speaker 5: You guys love. Yeah, I love.
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  Speaker 3: It's such a shame you're gay because her marsa Pan
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  Speaker 3: is so good.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna miss it.
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  Speaker 5: I know, well, Hey, we.
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  Speaker 4: Can figure sure you're gay? I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to get divorce. I'm going to get
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  Speaker 5: to mars Pan. She needs something arrangement.
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  Speaker 4: Are you sure.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway?
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  Speaker 4: Shame you're gay? We're gonna miss shame. Oh bummer, I
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  Speaker 4: mean love, but like man, she don't.
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  Speaker 5: Make me no margin pan, no more. That's homophobic.
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  Speaker 4: You think you could get the recipe.
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  Speaker 5: I think you could sneak me the recipe before. It's
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  Speaker 5: something in the nails. She puts the.
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  Speaker 1: Nail anyway, Hi, I'm deemed a chasire and I kind
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  Speaker 1: of do The verticals primarily about the Chin dynasty, ceramics
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  Speaker 1: and jade market. It's mostly the kids, you know, focused
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  Speaker 1: that they can see jade through rocks, teens market sendlers
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  Speaker 1: and vendors that can see jade through rock or are
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  Speaker 1: good at picking out real ceramics versus fake ceramics.
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  Speaker 5: It's really exciting stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You've given an homage to the people who kind of
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  Speaker 2: founded the vertical history.
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  Speaker 5: The Chinese. Yes, the Chinese.
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  Speaker 2: We have to pay are found of the medium Chinese people.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, the vertical did kind of originally develop in China
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  Speaker 1: and India.
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  Speaker 5: I believe to people everything the algorithm has taught.
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  Speaker 1: Us that like the like people in America really have
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  Speaker 1: no concept or understanding of what jade is. But they
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  Speaker 1: are hooked and they are and they love learning. They
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  Speaker 1: love the idea of rock getting cut and revealing a green.
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  Speaker 5: It is really exciting. So I'm kind of developing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, my favorite is little Boy who has sight
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  Speaker 1: for jade, and it is amazing what we're doing with that.
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  Speaker 5: That beautiful story.
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  Speaker 3: Sort of that's so raven of this generation, right you
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  Speaker 3: see him seeing the jade, and it's like, how is
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  Speaker 3: this going to interact with him going to high school?
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  Speaker 4: How is he going to fall in love?
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  Speaker 1: How is he ever, how was he going to save
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  Speaker 1: his mom from being sold to a richer family because
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  Speaker 1: they don't see jade.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I'm getting into the political understanding of these
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  Speaker 1: these these people and these families.
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  Speaker 6: Political understanding is so important, yes, And I'm trying to
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  Speaker 6: get into the basic understanding because I forget everyone can
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  Speaker 6: see jade.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm a little confused, as do I only the
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  Speaker 5: boy stories.
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  Speaker 1: Because only the boy kid, because it's buried in rock
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  Speaker 1: so like that's the whole You see it through the rock.
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  Speaker 5: He can see it through the rock.
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  Speaker 4: So it sounds like our office meeting.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I every week I have to re explain how
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  Speaker 1: jade works and the jade market betting is kind of
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  Speaker 1: world works. It's really exciting stuff and I'm really excited
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  Speaker 1: to develop are new and I don't want to say it,
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  Speaker 1: so I'll leave.
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  Speaker 5: You with a cliffhanger. What if I killed a woman?
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  Speaker 4: What if?
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  Speaker 5: Very funny, interesting imagination on this one.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting interesting what if? Okay, and that's because I just
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  Speaker 4: got cold, sort of chill. Someone give me some Marvan.
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  Speaker 4: I don't feel good. What's some guys, what's he gonna do?
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  Speaker 5: That was just a funny, little joke, A little joking.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, Wow, what's up, guys. My name is Bellatrix, Justine.
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  Speaker 5: Patricks just you were named after the Harry Potter care I.
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  Speaker 6: I yeah, I'm from Fort Lauderdale. Well, I am kind.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Of the writer's assistant.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: I'm the youngest one here, but I am trying to
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: get in the I love verticals. I love writing. I
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: love writing about love, I love writing about cheating. I
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: love writing about so much stuff. I'm doing a lot
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: of the ugly girl stuff right now, and I'm getting
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: I'm getting up the hang of it.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: We all started on right, Yeah, we.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: All start cut your teeth on ugly girl.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: You cut your teeth on a ugly girl, and then
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: once in a and everyone's you're gonna You're gonna work
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: your way up to supermodel dad stuff pretty soon.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: I just want to get in the dad's space.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: I really do eazy.
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: I know I have to go slow. I I what
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: can I say? I love to write.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I love your series Glasses girl is. I mean, it's
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: popping off like you so much.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: It's it's looking really good.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: I remember sending you this spec yeah, and it was
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: like one sentence and you loved it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: The sentence was and I don't want to I mean,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: it really stopped me in my tracks, and I'm like,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna want to swipe that to stop you.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Our your sass. When you get something written and you
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: try to swipe it, you know it's good.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: It's like I was trying to swipe this sentence and
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: I called you immediately and I said, we have to.
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: Do It's so hard with Google doc too. When you
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: send somebody a Google doc and it's a sentence and
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: you start swiping, You're like, oh my god, where is it?
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Because then you lose it. And the sentence was ugly
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: glasses girl me hot God?
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: That was I mean, that's the kind of stuff.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: That's literally one of the best freshest stories I've ever before.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: I think, what you need to do that I've been finding.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: First of all, not all who under are lost? Oh
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: and number two I love that. Yes, And number two
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: i'd say with a knife, literally, And then I would say.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Cut me open with a freaking knife.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: You have to be as daring as to think of
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: an ugly girl and go, is it possible someone could
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: look at her differently?
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Is it possible?
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Now in real life? In these stories, in.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: A real life it would be like a sort of
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: sick perversion to data ugly girls.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: Literally, And you have to be brave enough. You be
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: brave enough to go there for verticals.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: Literally.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: That's what I like about this. We're cutting edge. We're
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: not afraid to push the envelope of what is appropriate,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: what's not appropriate. It's not appropriate sometimes for a little
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: boy to see jade through rock, But I want to
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: push the envelope they'll get that, and this.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Is playing on I'm so glad you're here because this
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: is playing on some cultural knowledge that I would say,
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: I do have a knowledge gap in I'm not aware
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: of the nuances of why it would be unacceptable for
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: him to see jade.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: It seems like kind of cool.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: It would be.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Like really really dangerous. Can you explain the stakes shouldn't
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: be allowed? It's dangerous, But to young he doesn't have
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: the experience of knowing the weight, the feel of when
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: you have a rock that has jade in it, you
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: don't understand.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: I want to hear your cliffhang about what's.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm mm hmm. Come on, you got it?
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: I promise remember mine? How can we forget?
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: It?
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Doesn't matter what you say? Already on my phone?
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: What's yours? You're gay? Okay, I'd say mine is nervous?
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: Come on, nervous?
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Come on?
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: I mean the brace is when you sent it was
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: so good.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: Oh the braces one, Oh theff.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: I like to kiss boys with braces.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good cliffhanger. The beginnings of a king life.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Did you imagine a metal king?
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: A sort of can you imagine that? The episode comes
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: to an end.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: You don't know what she's about, right, and she says,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I like to kisse boys with braces.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Boom, I'm in And then I already know if there's
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: gonna be there's gonna be someone in the future.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: This is the funnest thing about our cliffhangers is half
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: of them don't even count as cliffhanger.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: We just add music and it becomes a cliff.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: We experienced real shorts watcher or or or a vertical watcher.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Will know the signs.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, this is going to lead to something I
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: don't want to say before we move on. Bella Tricks.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: You're so helpful because you have a young gun in
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: the office and you always make us do the little
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: trends on TikTok and stuff.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: You're keeping us hip. So we learned about this. Yeah,
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: boom boom, we say cliffhangers for coming up.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: God, it doesn't sound like to sound, but I know
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: what sound we're going for, and.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: It doesn't sound like at all, so hard.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Bing bong can't.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, I got it. I think we're good guys. I
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: think we're good.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: Echo, echo, you know what we're saying.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: I think this is a good time to point out
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: though you know your your trends are making us relatable.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: And and I think that there's been some questions in
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: the industry of like, do we like these verticals?
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Are they the new guy in town? Are we happy
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: about it?
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: And I think there's a little bit of animosity towards
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: the people who have I don't know, unions and like
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: and a certain amount that you pay people and all
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: this like weird nonsense that like, I think that we're
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: not really concerned with because we're too busy making these
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: things right.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: People bringing jobs in a town you walk around, these
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: fox lots might as well be a farmer's market.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Everybody's bringing in, bringing in that.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: You gotta put something in there.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Detroit in nineteen fifties, holding off. That's it to an
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: old ideal that just doesn't exist anymore. The studio system
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: is Detroit in the nineteen fifties. Guess what the automobile
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: industry is a change.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: In I walked into Stage four and Warner Brothers. You
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: know what they shot that nineteen ninety seven Titanic. You
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: know what's in there, Kira.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: It's not all I'll say, like we've been demonized.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: It's not Alpha Wolf's fault that big Tech bought up all.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Your stuff fault, it's not fault and made it Netflix
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: and made it other things.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: And then and then, due to a bunch of series
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: of graphs and economics, I no longer make sense. It's
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: not Alpha Wolf's fault. So why are we mad at
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Alpha Wolf?
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Literally for coming on it?
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: Literally?
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Are we using unions? No?
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: No steps?
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: Do we walked?
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Toga is stinking?
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: Yes, it's And try to put the WGA in a
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: room with us.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Are old, they're old as hell, and we're.
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: Like trying to communicate. They don't understand how we write.
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: We write so fast, we don't need final draft. We
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: use notes app And this is the thing with Hollywood.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: If there't vertical, they'll make a quibi. They'll turn a
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: vertical into gnivy.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, they'll see what you're doing.
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: With ub I see what you're doing. You can't green
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: light over there. They're trying to green light stuff. That's
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: how many drafts you guys, all draft over draft. That's
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: like making a cookie and going let's revise it. Let's
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: revise it the same cookie.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: I'll say, we don't we're not totally free of regulation.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: We have one regulation in our industry, which is no
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: second drafts allowed, and that just helps you guys.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: When we're saving storage space on our freaking computers.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: If there's a typo, we shoot the typo and fix
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: it with a I. Yes, we grow up, grow up.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: We'll change the answers. Rapp say the wrong thing with AI.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: We don't even change the mouth.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Sometimes it's just like, yeah, it's saying Hamburger, but it's
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: mouthing Lisa, and I think that's fine.
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: Sometimes we shoot the wrong character because we called the
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: wrong actor in that day, and we fits it with AI.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: You guys are you guys are specifically referencing when I
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: accidentally named somebody Hamburger because I was hungry, and we
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: changed your name to Lisa.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: After we shot Hamburger for Lisa on the.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Day, we were like, what, we don't have time, Just
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: keep going.
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: You guys think you're so cool in Hollywood shooting Chatsworth
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: for Dubai. We're shooting Hamburger.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: For Lisa and we're shooting in Dubai and we don't work.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: We like it there.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: And it always comes back to our forward slogan that
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: we love so much, which is you'll watch it anyway,
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: what are we even talking about?
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Why w I A? Why w I A? Why w
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: you'll watch you are?
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: It's fast?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: You always curious like, oh no, what if the unions
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: they protect your lunch, they protect your food, you'll protect
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: your bathroom breaks.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Guess what? We got better snacks you haven't seen anywhere else.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: We got those.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Really good oreoles from Japan, the green teeth flavored ones.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I also love.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: Having no bathroom breaks because it helps me write better.
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: I write faster and weirder.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Noah, could the unions figure out how to get their
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: act together and figure out how to make these verticals
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: work within the union standard?
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: Yes, but they're.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Not going to that's like trying to, like.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Tryer stuck on figuring out how to send somebody to
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: set to make sure you're okay.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: Really then not making contracts, they're making visits. They can't
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: take a picture next to next to the et. Grow up,
• 26:56
  Speaker 8: they're not.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: Coming Okay, guys, okay, let's go back.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: We get a little.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Guys, we get a little heated, we get a little let's.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Talk about I mean, let's come on, let's just jump
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: in to it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: What's your guys, magic way of doing it? Oh my gosh.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Well, for me, when it comes up with ideas, I
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: just go down the family line. So it's like, oh
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: pooor boy kiss his brother, pool boy kiss his sister,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: pool boy kiss his dad, pool because his wife, pool
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: boy kisses mother, grandpa, uncle, great uncle, cousin, second cousin.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: I love that, because each of us have our own way.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: I do that with grades. I go ugly girl in
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: third grade, go in fourth grade, girl in fifth grade,
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: sixth grade, seventh grade.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: It's a different kind of ugly girl each time. But
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: we each we each have a style. Right, So you
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: do you do family? I do grades.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I look on porn hub and I basically reverse engineer
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: the worst thing I've ever seen.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: So I start with the most upsetting.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: The worst thing you've ever seen.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: And I don't think I can say it without getting demodetized.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: My big YouTube and their man and their shackles by
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: their long videos.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: We don't need your money, by the way, we don't need.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about YouTube.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Let's talk about horizontals.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I'll even get started doing. Why do I want most
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: of the frame to not be the main person?
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: I know you know what I saw?
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: I saw horizontal? I hated the other day. By the way,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Shinl's list horrible horizontals.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I saw fat You know what horizontal?
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: I could not figure out weapons because why do you see?
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Why do you see that much of their arms going
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: out like this? Doesn't make any sense.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: I saw a horizontal that made me barf yesterday, Pride
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: and Prejudice, you're seeing so much.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: Fue ridiculous, I go, ridiculous.
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: She's outside.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: I saw a horizontal field so big we did.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: If we did Pride and Prejudice, we could have Currea
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Nightley bone and like four hundred.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: Guys in that field and take flights. Reveal he twitched his.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Finger twitching Now he's in lab No, I want to
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: see him freaking boning.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: And just to let you guys know, that shot would
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: never work on a vertical two hands.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: And it wouldn't make any sense. You know what horizontal
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: I do love, though, is pretty little liars.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: Oh I love that walked so we could.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Run exactly exactly.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh. Some of the greatest shots. That shot
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: you were talking about Titanic, That shot when she's holding
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: him and they're standing above, I go, where.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Are we getting?
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: What are we getting here are we getting the ship?
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: Were getting her holding him?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: And why isn't the main character in that guessing which
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: rock has Jade in it in order to win her over?
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Literally, That's what I don't get Gump too.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: I go, can he see Jade?
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, he's good, he's good at ping pong, he's good
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: at war, But.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: J can't you see Jade?
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Anyway?
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: You can talk about reverse reverse engineering, engineering sexual deviancy. Yeah,
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: So I find the gnarliest sort of like is this
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: okay like kind of stuff where it's like okay, uh,
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: people like the most extreme BDSM stuff I've ever seen,
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: And then I take what is the core of that
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: relations and then I make it so if the if
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: if the if, if, for example, were we have a whip,
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: we go backwards eighty times from whip until it's just
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: a little teeny feather, and that's where episode one starts.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: And the episode in episode one.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Is a little Then episode two is maybe a bigger feather,
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: but the kind you'd find it an ostrich. Then we
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: get to you know, a little lasso rope, a little
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: uh a PBC pipe, and then we.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: Go further story such a good story, but this is the.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: We're we're seating kink. We are seating it throughout so
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: that you know that eventually and do we ever get
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: to that. No, But I think the artists of port
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Hub know what they're doing, and I am just taking
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: the digestible grain of it.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: I think that's so good. I'm putting it in a
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: I do want to put in a request that you
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: start using headphones with your laptop. I don't know how
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: that works, I know, but you can. I don't think
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: volume like porn Hub in the writer's room.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: It's not okay.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: I think it's is it not inspirational? It's kind of
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: like I would imagine in our industry. It's sort of
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: like low fi beats to study too.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: It's kind of just it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Makes me kind of vulnerable to bring this up, and
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: I'm getting maybe gonna get a little emotional. But when
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: you play that kind of stuff, it gets me bricked
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: up and it's hard for me to work.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: Wow, this episode is really funny so far. Wouldn't you say, Kylie.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I think I'd say so, Jeremy, And you know, I'd
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: say that there's a lot of stuff coming down the
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: pike that is not necessarily only on this episode.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, we're talking about our patreon. You guys can check
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: us out on Patreon. Yeah, we play these ridiculous characters,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: but we also are all friends and real life people
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: and we like hanging out.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: We talk about all the episodes.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: We have an after show for every episode that in
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: the past, like Recent Memory two years, that you can
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: find on there for the low low price of five
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: dollars a month. And we have a bunch of other
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: stuff too. Jeremy danced for twelve weeks straight one time.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: You can find all of that on the Patreon.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: That was a blast.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: We put in way more work than we need to,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: and that is reasonable for the Patreon.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: We just love it.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: We love hanging out and talking to y'all, so come
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: on and check it out. It genuinely does help us.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: We can't we can't do this without you. Uh oh,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: she's gone.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Jfkay join the patreons.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: D It's hard for me to work when I talk
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: about thank you.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: I'm now because you're gay. This is yeah, because I'm gay,
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: You're you're gay bricked up.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: And I couldn't bring this up earlier because it was like, oh,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: that's this straight man, this is gay man, this is inexperience.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: So when I get picked up, I can't do anything else.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: And I'm trying to be a good guy, and it's
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: really hard for me to be over at work and
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: when I hear all these noises things, I mean.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Respect, Like I think we have to take care of
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: ourselves before we come clock into work at like the
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: horny Horny Picture Factory, you know what I mean. Like,
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: I think we have to take a certain amount of
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: self response on me that I.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Didn't masturbate in the morning at work. Well, I like
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: a little bit, a.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Little bit, okay, a little bit. Look, And this is feedback.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: And I'm glad we're having this discussion because I mean,
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: I I do.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: My laptop is broken and my ears are shot because
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: I went to an alvaril Levine concert that.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: Was so loud. She plays her music too loud. It
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: was so loud.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: We were all avrol We were all doing things in
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: two thousand and five that I'm sure we regret, and
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: mine was getting my ears absolutely blown to bits.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: In the mash bit of the alvarol Levine concert.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I listened to Danny California too many times on a
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: repeat in two thousand and five, blew out my ear jumps.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, God.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Anyway, my kind of writing technique, if you could say,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I try to think of what is a life or
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: death situation that this young boy could need to see
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Jade or need to see ancient Chin dynasty.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Sraming gosh, and I'm I'm I would say I'm not
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: envious of your I don't envy that job.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: Because that's hard easily just followed time.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Well, it's probably a difficult skill to imagine is rel
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: to the current moment in a crisis.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: But you wouldn't believe it's very relevant.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: Let's just honestly, we'll go back to it.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: You're gonna watch it anyway.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: Oh no, your grandfather is going to marry your mom
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: off to another man, unless.
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: You can see to marry your off your grandfather, Well,
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: it's gonna marry your.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Mom off to another man because your dad died. Now
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: he needs to make money for the family. Unless you
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: can see jade, unless you can see jade, unless you
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: can unless you.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: Can see j.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: You're talking about so something so ancient.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Oh no, your mom is sick and needs money for
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: a surgery. How are you going to raid it? Raise it?
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: You're gonna go see Jade. But what if gangsters come
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: up and say, if you guess it wrong, I'm gonna
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: kill you.
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: What?
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's yeah, exactly, that's exactly where I want you.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: I'm that's exactly where I want.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: You, and you have no choice but to click some
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: of these some of these are literally, let's exactly.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Clicks we get because some of these are what clicks are?
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: What's going on?
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Clips are going like what and you have to swipe
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: and before the what has even landed to a tea?
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: You're swiping.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Well, there's so many different types of what we're we're
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: getting huh, like what is this? We're getting a what
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: can happen next? We're getting a what did I just watch?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: We're getting a what.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: Getting like a horny sort of like what I think
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: we use the nightgown?
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Really well, yeah, let's talk about you put.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: A nightgown on somebody top of the frame, they go
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: where she goes.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: Don't even get started on a moo moo.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: A lady in a Yeah your wife wears moomoo's right?
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: I love.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: How is speaking?
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: If we could bring this up you you're watching porn
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: on pornhub Full blast you look at pictures of your
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: wife and a movie on the projector.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: I want to sell you guys what she wore.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: I just think, like Howking the airplay like that is
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: kind of weird.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? What's wrong
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: with that?
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Well, some of these pictures, I mean, it seems like
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: you're you're interested in a way that we are that
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: we can't we can't be as interested.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I put my wife up on the wall and say,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: look at that. I wish I could see her jade.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: And you say, I took this last night. I took
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: this last night. Look look at the times I took
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: this last Night's always I took this last night, took
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: it last night.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: And then we then you always go into your your
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: photo album called Alibi, and it's pictures of you had
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: an arcade?
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: I misspelt Albany.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: I do hear that the arcade scene in Albany is
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: really Yeah? I've heard they've got some good arcades.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: In Albany and I was in Albany.
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, yeah.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: One thing I do want to bring up about our
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: vertical dramas is, you know, we all have the twist.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: We've talked about the twist. We're good at twists. Oh
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: and the thing is, we burned through twists every single episode.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Every episode's one to five minutes at the end as
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: a twist. So we've discovered twists that haven't existed previously.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Literally, you twists and you're not. We're innovating twists.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Let's go around and say some of our favorite twists,
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: because I think we've got some good twists.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm My favorite is her foot was a wolf.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: That's a good one. Foot was a wolf. Yeah, one
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: of my favorites were her foot was a wolf, the
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: ugly girls in a boat, or yes, love that? Or
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: wait a second, you threw you cut this rock and
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: it doesn't have jade in it. That's good, it's good.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: It's a good twist for you, for your genre. This
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: is a good twist.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: I like, you thought he was a ghost, but he
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: wasn't a ghost. But he's your dad, but now he
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: did die. That's good.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Your substitute teacher is on an island where.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: That's a good twist. The where the where is the.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: I mean I'm not as good as no imagine where
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: is the twist? The where is the twist?
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Imagine in real life your school.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: And also, thanks to Epstein, the question of where the
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: island is.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Keeps you Scrolling's huge.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you just threw what you thought to be
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: an ancient Chin dynasty ceramic on the Florida smash it.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: That's a twist.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Your wolf dad was a lawyer, the same lawyer who
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: broke up his own marriage so that the girlfriend could
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: marry you.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: But turns out you're the girlfriend's mom and you're gay.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Maybe the pool boys not actually in charge of the
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: pool at all, but it turns out he's in charge
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: of a.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: Tank from the military.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Your mom is a rug this whole time.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: I can you decide to recut the rock that you
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: didn't think had jade in it?
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Your step mom was an ancient alpha wolf and now
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: you have to date her and you're a boy.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: You walked into the cabinet and it was your middle school,
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: but that middle school ended up being your mom, and
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: your mom said it's time for lunch, and then you
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: started kissing all these men and you're on the Bachelor.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: You have a crush on your hand sandwich.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Your step grandpa slaps his son because he said something
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: about jade.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Your new boyfriend's shirt is gone because it went into
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: the big magnet in the sky that is controlled by
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: the Alpha Wolf's son, who is the son and the
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: thing that has been burning in our solar system this
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: whole time is a hot sun that's just a man's
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: chest that you canna.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: You're allowed to fuck him.
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: Your your twin brother is running for president, and then
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: you have to say goodbye, and when you hug him,
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: fall into a pit, and that's where you meet the
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: sexiest woman alive who you have a tenure affair with.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: You, your ex, you crush, and your dad go to
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: the same debritologist.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: You guess jade, but somebody says it's right, and it
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: turns out it's the ancient Jade Master.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: You're in the castle in the dungeon part, and there's
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: someone in the corner of the dungeon that only you
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: can see, and you're allowed to fucking.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: These are just kind of the twists we'd come up with.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: This sort of a twist, can I I felt like
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: mine were really bad.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: I guess what you're watch anyway, You're so right.
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: I can't believe for a second I really thought my
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: idea was bad because it doesn't matter.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Can I see someone really special? Shonda Rhimes came to
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: our set the other day. I see how we do it.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, She's like, I I do something different. I just
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: need to see. I need to see people want to
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: see a little bit of whatever it.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Is that we put in these.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Literally, she's a drama hound, she's a drama fiend.
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Literally drawn into my DMS. I wanted to know about
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: my process, and I sent him a couple of my
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: Pinterest boards.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, be careful.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: You are like nineteen, right, Yeah, you can be nineteen
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: and send a Pinterest board to so what?
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: Literally, that's fine.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's that's verticals.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: That's literally what me and my wife were doing last night.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: And she's alive.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, she's alive.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: I was sending boards to each other. We lovet Mine's
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: all Jade. I believe ceramics.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: I believe it is. Do you feel like there's any
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: part of you that could write other things?
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I tried, I've tried, I've tried. Yeah, I just love
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: of this Jade guessing market. You guys understand what I'm saying, right, yeah?
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, to the extent that I'll be able to understand,
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: I do. Yeah, I feel the exact same way.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: And I do, and I'm here for you and I want,
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: I want. I'm so glad that your Jade series is
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: out into the world.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: It's not to brag. It's our biggest series. Yeah, it's
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: our biggest series. It's really biggest.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know why.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: But it's not for me to understand, No, not barely
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: for me to understand.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: It's like, do you think that the creator the orange
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: skittle is bad that people like the red Skittles?
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Like, I don't know they were in the same bag.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: There was two different creators for that. I gotta think.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: A writer's room for skin.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: I gotta think that people they opened it up, they said,
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: ladies and gentlemen, we are coming up with flavors of skittles.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: Please pitch you a one flavor.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: And I would imagine they all came in and did
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: a shark tank, pitched a type of skittle they wanted.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: To because the separate bulls.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: Separate balls, and they put them all together got the
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: definite flavors of colors.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Maybe the writer's room was Roy G.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: Bibv.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's who was in it.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: WHOA Yes, you know, I will say I want to
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: write other things.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: I've always It's just kind of a foolish stream, but
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: I've always wanted to write blind items for gossip websites.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: I've just never never had the opportunity to. Never should
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: There was so much gossips.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Should you have access to all the game?
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: That's a good point, because, yeah, do you think just
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: because I'm gay now I can just come up with it?
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: I mean I wouldn't. I personally wouldn't say that.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: I'm saying you have. I'm saying you have. You have
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: so many people you can ask.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: You could have a whole new network of people, Yeah,
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: all connected and have gossips.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: I could walk into the freaking fucking clubs and be like,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: let's have a Kiki and they tell me all the ship.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: They might be like, well, in order to have a Kiki,
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: could you guess if this rock has jade? Because one
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: of them do and one of them does. I don't
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: think they would do that, I know, but I just
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: need that for my ideas. What for you? We're talking
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: about my life, I know, but it was what you
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: have to pull from your real life.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: But this isn't your life. I don't got Jakes in
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: my life. I don't got Jakes. I don't deal with
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Jad's on a daily basis. You do that, I don't
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: go to the gay clubs and talked about Jades.
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, I.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: I did write something else, not a horizontal. It was
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: a horizontal in a way if you flip it around.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: It was a book.
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Whoa you mean a full page?
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Years ago?
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: I wrote a book.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: What was it about?
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Well, this is a dark time in my life. It
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: was shortly after the Averall concert. I was just wandering
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: looking for something to grab onto. But I verticals hadn't
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: been invented yet, So this was my wild phase. And
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I wrote I wrote a political drama about the falling.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Of Richard Nixon. It was fifteen hundred pages.
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: You must have been so stuck.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: How many chapters?
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: I'm the amount of chapters, well, fifteen hundred pages. It
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: was about three hundred chapters.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: You were so stuck, huge, Check any pages.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: And I want to.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I just this is the darkest time in my life
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: because I was bored as fuck. I was bored as
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: fuck doing that.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: That dog don't hunt that. It's no good.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: No, those dog's legs don't move.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Richard Nixon was he resigned from office because because because
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: the water Gate, this was just it was. It was
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: an imagining of the inner workings of Richard Nixon's cabinet
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: when it all went down.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: That does kind of feel like a vertical. That could
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: be a vertical.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Do you think do you think I could stop? Do
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: you think we can adapt my ipo.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: Erase Nixon created President.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Oh like President shirt Off? Yes, okay, President shirt Off
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: pool boy.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, okay, okay, President shirt Offs pool boy.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: President shirt Off has a pool boy. He found all
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: the Watergate files.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Tending to the water Gate. Yes, I like this. I
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: like this, Okay, Okay, keep going.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Receptionist has glasses.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: Yes, okay, yes, okay, oh oh oh oh. People with
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: the with the flashlights sneaking to the water Gate.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, and they're not supposed to beat together.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: But they and the and the and the and the
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: and the and the and the and the and the
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: people that want the reporters, they want the files. And
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: the guy says, I'll give you the files if you
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: can guess which one of these. Half of these are
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: fake ceramics, and half of these are real ancient Chin
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: dynasty ceramics.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: I've got our priceless This is the seventies. This is
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: sort of like a genre was.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: Doing that mark which ones are real and which ones
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: are fair?
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: I just don't know. And then what happens.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: What happens is you marked a fake one is real
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: and the and one of the reporters picks it up.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: He says, you think this is real and throws it
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: on the ground and is plastic?
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: Okay, canceled canceled out? No, so, but what for President?
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: Shirtoff's Daughta is attracted to the Secret Service agent.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: And he picks her up.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and he finds Jade.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: Jade aloud, and all the Secret Service agents are part
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: of a pack.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: They're all part of a half a pack to President.
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: They move as a packagecause they have a hive mind
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: and they all think they all want to be with
• 48:33
  Speaker 7: the ugly girl, but they know they can't because she
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: has glasses and the glasses.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Fend off their ancient connection power.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: And then the ugly girl she's the secret of the
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: President because she can see jade through rock.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: She's Watergate.
• 48:47
  Speaker 9: He keeps her in a file because she's so ugly.
• 48:50
  Speaker 9: Because she can see jade through rock, you can't see.
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: That's her power. She needs a power. She can see
• 48:57
  Speaker 9: jade through rock.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Jade is not the first power we come off with
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: my friend. Well, that's the thing is she can see,
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: but she.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: Takes off her glasses.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: She's pretty, and then her hair falls down out of
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: her pony.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Shit can smell ancient Chin dynasty artifacts. He can't smell
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: that ceramic.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: He has to take out her ponytail. That's what a
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: girl's power is. It's the ponytail. You have to know that.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, we try to work together, and you're just bringing
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: only your jade and stuff. I'm bringing up ugly Girl'm
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: bringing up cank on the stock. No idea. How thrilling
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: it is to cut rock and see if jade's inside.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: Have you ever done it yourself?
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: No?
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: I wish what's stopping you? There's no market in America
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: for it. I have to go somewhere in China for that.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: I think you have to travel.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: I think I just got it.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: Based on what happened recently, I think he's about to
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: have to move because Albany.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: You went there and you made such a deal of it.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: It was so fun Albany. I love Albany. I was
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: in Albany. Okay, But then the pictures are all of
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: in your house. No, that's albany. Okay, we can.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Absolutely Before you say anything else on camera, we have
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: to wrap this up. I think we should go through
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: and maybe uh talk about the our upcoming slate.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, let's do it. Yes, but before we do that one,
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: shout out our actors. We love you guys, and we
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: love you guys.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: We love our act A lot of people like jump
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: on our actors saying it's it's like kind of hokey acting.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: They we are toning them down most of the time.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: They are saying you're doing too well, turn it off.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: It's never the actor's fault.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: No, it is never the actor's fault, and we will
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: protect them.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: You do.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: You guys are making mountains out of little little stories.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I just think we're giving you ship we should out
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: of our butt, and you guys are making it something.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: I also just love that we're just straight from cameraman
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: to actor. There's no director there standing there. What is
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: what is that person going to do? The camera guy
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: goes move over the left and start and the actor goes,
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: god it Like I I sometimes I'm like, tone, what
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: are you talking about?
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: Literally?
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I tried to tell it to Aaron Sorkim, and
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: he was like, what where.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: Do you live? Did he go ASL? Did he say ASL.
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: No.
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: I just kept sending him Pinterest boards.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: I think you're gonna be fine in that.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: I think I think this is okay. I tried to
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: watch the Newsroom vertical.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: They can't even fit a face in there. It was
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: shot so horizontally, so much negative space.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: And sometimes I calm my brain down.
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: I'll watch horizontals, but I'll put two poster boards up
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: so I make it look like a vertical and.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: I can't follow.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: It's impossible.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Also, tape your life, Yeah, the sides of your laptop off.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: It's an easy way to watch.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Some faces just don't fit verticals. Jeff Daniels's face good
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: fuck luck.
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: They're shooting in eighteen's you're never gonna get.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Some people have a face for horizontals. I'll show you that.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: We cast we cast narrow, We cast narrow faces on
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: our shows.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Coyote like like, there's a lot of cinematography rules when
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: you're shooting horizontals, like a third of frame. You know,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: what's the horrors, what's the light the horizon? You know,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: lighting how were we gonna light it. We got one
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: rule in cinematography. Put them in the middle.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Stick in the middle, don't move, stay in the middle,
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: and do not You don't have to hit your mark,
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: you just have to not move.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I can't make enough room for the like the TikTok
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: bio at the bottom and the TikTok options.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: At the top.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: The green actors never leave room for captions.
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: It's the worst, and that's their choice.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Worst, and that's their choice.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: That's green.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: You know an actor is green when he doesn't leave
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: room in the frame for That's when you know about
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: the video god.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, anyways, the no let's uh, I think, I mean,
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: we're really excited about or upcoming slate.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: But you see these comments outside, Why do you think
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: they're it's weird. Okay, let's talk about our upcoming slate.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: It's interesting.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: That's weird, weird, interesting.
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: Upcoming slate.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: Like you said, hello, yeah, we're all.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: We're all good to do that.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: The police, I'm here, what the hell is going on?
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: Who whoa? Whoa?
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Whoa. Listen, we've heard that there's been a crime and
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: the only way to get out of it is for
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: one of you to guess which one of these.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: Rocks he's not doing.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: They must just be outside which.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: One of these dynasty crazy? You make it light of
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: this because I think they hit for you. No, they
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: wouldn't be there.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: I think they're I think there's a strong possibility there
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: here for you. I think these might be the last
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: five minutes a piece you have.
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know what you guys are talking about.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: You.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: You said at the top of this that your twist
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: was that you might have killed your wife.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: No, I said, what if I killed a woman?
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: That's a twist. That's a twist. That's just what we
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: You know what, Look at this, honey, come out.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: There. She is my wife.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: That is a pile of straw being sort of puppeted
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: by a shadowy.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Figure, a sexy ass woman in a moo move. Thank
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: you very much, fastbone. Your brain ain't moving very flash today.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's a pile of straw being puppetteed. That's
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: a beautiful, hot ass woman.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: That is a pile of straw being shadowed, puppeteered.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: That's what that is, shadow puppeteered by who you look
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: behind it? That's my wife.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: My wife is there? Whoa my wife is shadow puppeting
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: that woman. Come on out, honey, Oh my gosh, the
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: shadow puppeteer is being puppet you. And by the dark
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: more a morphic figure, a sexy ass lady.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Wait, whoa, but this figure is made a brick, and
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: the shadowy puppeteer.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: This figure is made of brick.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: That's your wife.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: My wife is a figure made of brick.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: My wife is that's something that's a vertical.
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: That's my wife is a figure made of brick.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Yellow bricks, yellow bricks. Follow the yellow brick row.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: You guys are so close to landing on jade. You
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: have no idea yellow brick, green rock. That's how you were.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: And now you get it. And now you get it.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: Now we gotta go fast boat, fastboard. We gotta do
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: the thing you teed up.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: You're running up on time. Teet up again. We'll just
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: ignore the straw lady. We're gonna have to ignore murder.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: I stole someone else. No here we okay, So here's
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: the thing, Okay, So here's the thing.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: There is there is.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I got so hypnotized by your wife made of
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: straw and then brick and the shadowy puppeteers behind.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Them, and whoever they may be, it's human.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: All that aside, Let's go through some of our verticals
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: we have coming down the pipe.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: Let's do it.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, Dad's friend is an alpha wolf, but you are
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: an alpha chipmunk.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: I'm the pool boy with taj Mahal and the king
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: is staring me down.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: You're stuck in a casino and the only way to
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: get out is to guess which of these rocks is jade.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: Two sisters walking along.
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: One falls in love the other one sleeps with the
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: person she's in love with, and then an earthquake.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: Ancient king falls in love with unborn baby.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: I'm bullied by a swamp creature until I realized a
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: swamp creature is into my asshole.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Boy and girl.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: One can guess which jade, and one can guess which
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: ancient chin ceramic is what is real?
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: This mom is secretly waking up in the middle of
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: the night to make a potion, and that potion makes
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: her hotter, and then she's a teacher.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: My dad's three friends are a pack of alpha wolves
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: who all want to take me to homecoming, but I
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: can't because they're alpha wolves who are my dad's friends.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: My rich Dad's at town for the weekend, and the
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: pool's a mess and I gotta call some hot guy
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: to help clean it up.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Heir to the family fortune bets it all on one
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: rock and it doesn't have Jade in it.
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: Two ugly girls out dissolve crimes throughout the world.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: I fell in love with a dragon master, but he
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: is my uncle of my boyfriend who I'm dating also.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: But maybe we can all make it work. Homecoming is tomorrow.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: My anonymous secret lover ends up being a pastry chef
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: who's making croissants for my whole family.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: A boy turns out to be an ancient Chin Dynasty ceramic.
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: Wolf takes his shirt off, Ugly girl takes her hair down,
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: none becomes a pool boy for money.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Rock reveals Jade. This has been artists and artists and
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: artists and artists answer the question. Now, that's why I
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: call it show business.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: Good Night.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: Live from the Beautiful Dynasty.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Type the patreon. We'll talk about verticals and all talk
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: I will show you guys the videos I'm talking about.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: Join the patreon. The link is in the bio.
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: There's a cheap tear go love you bye bye.
• 58:52
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• 58:55
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• 58:59
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• 59:01
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• 59:05
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• 59:08
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• 59:11
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• 59:22
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