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Notable News 39 - Lemon Pound Cake & Ms. Juicy Baby · Notable Nostalgia

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Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
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Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
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Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
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Speaker 2: it up with a witch and that was that. Cats
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Speaker 2: can smile apparently, whoa weird, but it doesn't always mean
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Speaker 2: that they're happy.
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Speaker 3: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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Speaker 3: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jenny Moon is a star. Her look looks weren't
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Speaker 2: part of this issue.
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Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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Speaker 1: for Janas.
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Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but let's see.
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Speaker 1: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
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Speaker 1: Do Do Do Do Breaking News.
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Speaker 3: It's a notable nostalgia News Network episode.
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Speaker 2: In News and I am Jeff and and I'm Andy,
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Speaker 2: and we're here with some breaking news that might be breaking,
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Speaker 2: but it's news nonetheless. Ish, Yeah that matters to us. Andy,
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Speaker 2: what's your breaking news that you got going on?
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Speaker 3: So I guess breaking is kind of relevant because this
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Speaker 3: happened last month, but I just found out about it
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Speaker 3: and I was like, what the hell. So a lot
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Speaker 3: of you guys may remember this rapper from you know,
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Speaker 3: early two thousand, still around today. But Afroman, Oh, yeah,
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Speaker 3: did you hear about this lawsuit? He was in no
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Speaker 3: so in two thousand and two, Well, I wrote kind
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Speaker 3: of everything down. So rapper Afroman won a major victory
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Speaker 3: in March twenty twenty six when a jury sided with
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Speaker 3: him against Adams County Police Department, who sued him for defamation,
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Speaker 3: invasion of privacy, and using their likeness with that permission
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Speaker 3: in multiple music videos. But he used security footage from
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Speaker 3: a twenty twenty two raid on his home. So in
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Speaker 3: August of twenty twenty two, the sheriff's deputies they raided
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Speaker 3: his house on suspicion suspicion of kidnapping and drug drug trafficking.
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Speaker 3: They found nothing illegal, filed no charges, but they damaged
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Speaker 3: his property. They like kicked the door down, smashed windows.
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Speaker 3: There's reports that one of the offer officers she cut
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Speaker 3: his security cameras, right, But so then, what Afroman did
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Speaker 3: was he turned the surveillance footage into multiple different songs
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Speaker 3: and sketches on YouTube, and a lot of them have
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Speaker 3: millions and millions of views. So the deputy's office, they
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Speaker 3: were pissed and all those cops sued Afroman for doing that.
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Speaker 3: But so so seven deputies altogether, they sued him for
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Speaker 3: over four million dollars and they were saying that those
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Speaker 3: videos were causing humiliation, emotional distress, and some threats. So
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Speaker 3: the jury rejected the deputy's claims, upholding aforeman's First Amendment
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Speaker 3: right to use his own footage to criticize public officials,
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Speaker 3: which his legal teams you know, said, and they won.
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Speaker 3: But he got hell from the ACLU and Ohio of Ohio,
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Speaker 3: and they supported him basically saying like, hey, this is
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Speaker 3: freedom of speech and everything. But I was watching all
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Speaker 3: the clips of the trial and some of them are
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Speaker 3: so fucking funny. So I wrote down three of my
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Speaker 3: favorite clips that I saw. So one of the cops'
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Speaker 3: his name was Randy Walters, and so one of the
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Speaker 3: cops lawyers are reading some of the lyrics and Afroman said,
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Speaker 3: I fucked his wife doggie style, right, but he said
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Speaker 3: it like serious. I don't know how everybody didn't just
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Speaker 3: start laughing, yeah, and you know, in the whole courtroom.
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Speaker 3: But then so then so then the lawyer's asking Randy Walters.
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Speaker 3: He's like, so, did Afroman fuck your wife? And the
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Speaker 3: guy goes, I don't know why don't you ask your client,
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Speaker 3: which isn't good for his case because if it's a
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Speaker 3: defamation case and you're saying, I don't know, maybe he did,
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Speaker 3: that means he's not defaming you. It could possibly be
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Speaker 3: you know fact. But then he goes, well, you know
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Speaker 3: once once I heard that. Now I don't know, but
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Speaker 3: we've been together since middle school, so maybe, And I'm like,
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Speaker 3: and then it almost seemed like he was getting mad
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Speaker 3: at his wife. Oh so I was like, that's kind
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Speaker 3: of weird. And then the female cop that allegedly disconnected
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Speaker 3: one of Afroman's cameras. He wrote a song called Lick
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Speaker 3: Them Low Lisa, and it's basically like she's just going
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Speaker 3: down on a bunch of women. But so they play
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Speaker 3: the song and she's like crying and everything, and I
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Speaker 3: don't think it's real tears, but you know, I'm not
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Speaker 3: a whatever. But they not only they didn't play just
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Speaker 3: a clip, they played the whole fucking song. So if
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Speaker 3: you watch it, it's really weird because you can hear
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Speaker 3: the song in the background and this lady like crying.
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Speaker 1: It's just it's hilarious. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: But then after the song, they showed a bunch of
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Speaker 3: YouTube it's so crazy. They showed a bunch of YouTube
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Speaker 3: clips about him like roasting her, but then they didn't
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Speaker 3: like cut the clips down. They showed like the whole
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Speaker 3: clips where it's like subscribe to Afroman and check out
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Speaker 3: my songs and everything. So they were just basically giving
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Speaker 3: him free you know, publicity. But I think the funniest
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Speaker 3: one and the biggest one it has like ten million
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Speaker 3: views now on YouTube, that he wrote a song called
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Speaker 3: pound Cake or Lemon pound Cake. It's because during the raid,
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Speaker 3: one of the cops he's like walking around, he has
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Speaker 3: his gun, but he sees that there's like lemon pound
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Speaker 3: cake in the kitchen and he's like talking about how
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Speaker 3: good it looks and everything. Uh So I got a
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Speaker 3: little clip from that song, which I thought was pretty funny,
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Speaker 3: and this is like and I just think it's I
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Speaker 3: fucking love it so much.
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Speaker 4: He's down the sheriff. He's hungry and he's big ass.
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Speaker 4: He was sniffing for a way. Then he smellell, what
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Speaker 4: was that, Mama slam pound Okay, it tastes on. It
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Speaker 4: made this sheriff put down gun. He cut him living, Okay,
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Speaker 4: he wanted to put down his clod Lima trending non
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Speaker 4: tick time.
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Speaker 3: Okay, he's a yeah, it's just so freaking funny that
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Speaker 3: he didn't actually see him by doing all that. But
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Speaker 3: then during the interview, they were like, so, how's this
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Speaker 3: affecting your life? And one thing he said was he goes,
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Speaker 3: the sheriff's department has received dozens of poundcakes, so people
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Speaker 3: are sending poundcakes.
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Speaker 2: I love that.
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Speaker 1: It's so freaking funny.
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Speaker 3: And then the whole time Affman actually does great in
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Speaker 3: this hole. They're like, so, do you actually think that
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Speaker 3: you're affecting their life? And he goes, maybe, but if
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Speaker 3: they didn't wrongfully come into my house and break my ship,
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Speaker 3: then this wouldn't have happened.
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Speaker 1: So it's all on them, you know. And it's my
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Speaker 1: footage of my house that.
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Speaker 3: They broke into, so I should be able to use it,
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Speaker 3: So that is side with him. It happened last month,
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Speaker 3: but I just found out about it now and I
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Speaker 3: went on those deep dives the last couple of days
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Speaker 3: watching the trial shit, and it's just glorious.
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Speaker 2: And with everything like going on in like the major
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Speaker 2: news stories, but also just people's like new like these
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Speaker 2: kind of stories back in like the nineties would monopolize everything. Wow,
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Speaker 2: Jesus Christy. But I love that he's using his art
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Speaker 2: to to get back at them. Yeah, and I love
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Speaker 2: that like they probably am assuming thought like this would
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Speaker 2: be an easy layup. The reason at the beginning of
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Speaker 2: the news story that I giggled was broken windows and
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Speaker 2: broken doors because it makes me think, like they broke
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Speaker 2: down the door and then somebody else is like, I'm
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Speaker 2: out of the window, Like they broke in a window
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Speaker 2: in like a house.
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Speaker 1: No, not on well kind of it doesn't.
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Speaker 2: Shatter, or it doesn't shatter completely like in movies where
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Speaker 2: you can just jump in. It's like super dangerous. It
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Speaker 2: might be like a hole that you could climb in,
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Speaker 2: but the top might fall in, like seriously her ill.
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Speaker 2: Like when my childhood home here was going to get
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Speaker 2: torn down, and Kileen and a friend of ours we
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Speaker 2: it was empty, broke into it and it was vacant,
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Speaker 2: and I wanted to see my childhood home before they
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Speaker 2: tore it down. Anyways, And then I started the septic
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Speaker 2: was something's wrong with that? So I started barfing all
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Speaker 2: over the house and then we filled up. The water
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Speaker 2: was still on, so we clogged all the things and
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Speaker 2: everything and flooded it. And then my dad messaged me
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Speaker 2: and he was like, hey, this is uh. Our old
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Speaker 2: house was going to be used as like a testing
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Speaker 2: house for firefighters, but they couldn't use it because all
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Speaker 2: the windows were broken. And I was like, oh sad.
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Speaker 2: She limitations must be gone on this or I could
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Speaker 2: ask Afromn to help me. But another thing, Uh, this
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Speaker 2: just reminds me of the Cardi b trial with uh,
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Speaker 2: like she I don't remember the deets for schizle, but
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Speaker 2: like somebody was like suing her for like battery or
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Speaker 2: something like that, and she used like the pictures of
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Speaker 2: her on on the stand for like her album cover.
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Speaker 2: But they're like, did you call miss whatever a bit?
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Speaker 2: She's like, I know, I called her a fucking up
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Speaker 2: like that tide.
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Speaker 1: Of thing, Like she's amazing.
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Speaker 2: She's like such a history buff two side bar, I
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Speaker 2: don't know. Yeah, she like was on that Hot Things
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Speaker 2: or Hot Wings show talking about like Lynda B. Johnson,
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Speaker 2: like Roosevelt and that kind of thing, like she knows
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Speaker 2: what's up.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wonderful.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: We Also another thing I took from your story besides
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Speaker 2: just the like I'm so thankful that technology is where
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Speaker 2: we're at, so we can catch these like asshole cops.
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Speaker 2: Like if you have a gun out, but you put
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Speaker 2: it down for limon pound, Like you obviously don't need
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Speaker 2: the gun then, but but I do. When I read
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Speaker 2: her doggy style, we just I want to like get
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Speaker 2: away from using that, like I want us to like
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Speaker 2: as is eighties start and it's just like sexualizes dogs
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Speaker 2: in my opinion.
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Speaker 3: Oh sure, yeah, that's what I think. If two dogs
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Speaker 3: are having sex, you still call it, you're just like.
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Speaker 2: They're just or two humans that human style.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, have we talked about this?
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Speaker 2: I don't know, but like like yeah, I don't know,
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Speaker 2: like like what's another an like kangaroos. I bet have
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Speaker 2: to have weird sex. I haven't looked it up, Like
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Speaker 2: I don't know how it works their legs, like how
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Speaker 2: do they put their genitals in in each other's genitals?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think birds have things called like kloacas,
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Speaker 3: which I think.
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Speaker 1: Is like a vagina end of penis or something. I
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Speaker 1: don't know, something weird.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I I'm really into like how animals reproduced,
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Speaker 2: not for like a sexual thing, but like like it's
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Speaker 2: just so interesting, like why did we I'm sure there's
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Speaker 2: a lot of animals that have sex similar to how
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Speaker 2: dogs do. But why did we land on dogs?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, because horses have sex the same way and they
10:50
Speaker 3: don't call it horse sex.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, do I have horse?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Oh my god? Oh good for I haven't heard about
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Speaker 2: heard from Afroman in a minute, like he's not on
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Speaker 2: my radar, but I'm super thankful. Like I'm sure again,
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Speaker 2: I'm sure that his big song because I got high.
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Speaker 2: I'm sure they were like this is a good lay
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Speaker 2: up right here, but not so much.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, and I and it happened last month
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Speaker 3: and I just heard about it now, so breaking to me.
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Speaker 2: I like it break. Yeah, and then if we're on
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Speaker 2: another planet then it hasn't happened yet.
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Speaker 1: Yes, that's why it's super weird.
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Speaker 3: Like the light we get from like a planet that's like,
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Speaker 3: you know, twenty five light years away or whatever. I
11:34
Speaker 3: don't know the exact math, but they can like if
11:36
Speaker 3: they had a telescope that was like quick, they would
11:39
Speaker 3: be looking at shit that happened, you know, millions of
11:42
Speaker 3: years ago, which is crazy.
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Speaker 2: It's just that's because of like light and distance, like
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Speaker 2: that's not because like we are existing right now.
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Speaker 1: Right, I'm pretty sure we are.
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Speaker 2: I'm so thankful. Okay, So my innews, I have a
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Speaker 2: couple of things to like ranch about really quick. So
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Speaker 2: I am suffered. I don't want to say suffering. I'm
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Speaker 2: suffering from allergies right now, bitch, And I try to
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Speaker 2: compartmentalize it that like I love like if you go
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Speaker 2: back to like our into ear recap episode, like I'm
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Speaker 2: a slut for flowers, and I love springtime and summertime,
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Speaker 2: like this is my jam before it gets too hot
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Speaker 2: in summer them likeugh. But so I take the good
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Speaker 2: with the bad, take them all, and then you have
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Speaker 2: the facts of life. And uh but when I take that,
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Speaker 2: But then I was I was so frustrated because I mean,
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Speaker 2: like and my coughs like trigger my gag reflex. Oh yeah,
12:33
Speaker 2: that's funny, end up like barfing. It's usually in the morning,
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Speaker 2: I'm drinking coffee, and it's like if it's hot coffee,
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Speaker 2: it's just like like, so I drink some coffee, it's
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Speaker 2: like feels like it's still hot when it's like coming
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Speaker 2: back up again. Oh yeah, So I've been really pissed
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Speaker 2: off about that. Then on the way here, I remembered
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Speaker 2: that the trees that like, uh, create the pollen are
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Speaker 2: the male one, so that pollen is like come, because
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Speaker 2: that pollen is going to go to the female trees
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Speaker 2: and reregonate them. And I think I heard some word like
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Speaker 2: that landscaping is very misogynistic with because in like suburban neighborhoods,
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Speaker 2: all of the trees are male. Oh weird, yeah, because
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Speaker 2: they're like I think it's like easier to kept up
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Speaker 2: and like there also don't produce like you know, as
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Speaker 2: many like an apple trees like that kind of thing.
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Speaker 2: They're more aesthetically pleasing, which I agree with that because
13:21
Speaker 2: like when I like see trees, I'm like, oh, smash
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Speaker 2: smash smash, ooh pass, it looks like gaping one over there.
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Speaker 2: So if you see like an old like an old neighborhood,
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Speaker 2: like a really haunted like that would be like on
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Speaker 2: the grounds of like a haunted mansion kind of tree,
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Speaker 2: that's probably a female one.
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Speaker 1: Oh. I did not know that. That's crazy one. I
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Speaker 1: didn't like, maybe I should have known this.
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Speaker 3: I didn't know there was male and female trees. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: but it makes sense, like I just never thought about it.
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Speaker 2: Weird. So this wouldn't be happening with our allergies and
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Speaker 2: whatnot if it wasn't for like misogyny.
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Speaker 1: I'm saying, smash patriarchy wherever.
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Speaker 2: This is the tipping point for me, Like me too, Moim.
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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'm on board. I guess this one,
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Speaker 2: like let's mix. My allergies are shitty, so I'm like nah.
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Speaker 2: So but then the then the other news that I
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Speaker 2: guess that's not really news that I was so come
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Speaker 2: with my my verbiage. I'm not feeling. The best was
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Speaker 2: the goddamn Supreme Court decision yesterday about like uh, it
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Speaker 2: was like not I want to say chipping away, like
14:19
Speaker 2: what's another word for chipping, but like big chips.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, glarping, I know, like I know what you're talking about.
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Speaker 2: Blowing up. They're blowing up the Civil Rights Act of
14:29
Speaker 2: nineteen sixty five. I think it was the year. And
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Speaker 2: it's gonna it's already as of today, increased all of
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Speaker 2: the jerrymangerine, so it's even gonna make it more fucked up.
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Speaker 2: So I was really like panicky, I just get so
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Speaker 2: angry about politics. But then yesterday the biggest news of
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Speaker 2: all came in that monopolized. The rest of my evening
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Speaker 2: was Miss Juicy baby from Little Women in Atlanta and
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Speaker 2: several FaceTime calls with Jeff and Gus got arrested that's why. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: so that monopolized. So I immediately jumped into action. I
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Speaker 2: reached Yeah, so super fan Marissa is really good about
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Speaker 2: looking up people's charges if they're in jail. She has
15:14
Speaker 2: stuff on her phone like for local like she could
15:16
Speaker 2: tell like where the air like if she sees the
15:18
Speaker 2: airplane where it's going. Oh yeah, crazy. Yeah. She just
15:21
Speaker 2: always thought as a kid, like, oh I wonder where
15:24
Speaker 2: that plane's going. Then technology came up with I feel like.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So she was doing some deep diving and trying to
15:33
Speaker 2: figure out she was released from jail yet. I immediately
15:36
Speaker 2: reached out to her. She hasn't responded yet. Miss Juicy
15:39
Speaker 2: and I are kind of like we message on on
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Speaker 2: Instagram Messenger and she likes like all my posts and everything,
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Speaker 2: and then she's always chatting with Gus and makes videos.
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Speaker 2: So I posted a bunch of stories in support of her.
15:51
Speaker 2: I told her, hey, Miss Juicy, like, uh, just know
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Speaker 2: that your j babies, which is like her behive or
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Speaker 2: her swifties. We love you, We support you. She got
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Speaker 2: arrested for allegedly driving without driving out insurance and driving
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Speaker 2: with a suspended license. I'm gonna assume I'm not don't know,
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Speaker 2: I'm assuming that her license not suspended because she got
16:12
Speaker 2: pulled over before for driving without insurance. Yeah, it could be,
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Speaker 2: but like, I don't think it's anything but fucking TMZ
16:18
Speaker 2: reported on it.
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Speaker 1: Oh crazy? Yeah yeah yeah, So.
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Speaker 2: They're reporting like the Queen and the King visiting and
16:23
Speaker 2: then the same day reporting on Miss Juicy Be. So
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Speaker 2: I'm like, take that Miss Juicy BB and understand that
16:29
Speaker 2: you're in the same news cycle as the King of England.
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Speaker 1: That's true.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it's so fucked up that they would arrest
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Speaker 3: someone over the driving while suspended, you know, Like I mean,
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Speaker 3: I guess I kind of.
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Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. I wouldn't, but I guess.
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Speaker 3: I like what if they did, And I don't think
16:45
Speaker 3: she did, But what if somebody did, you know, for
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Speaker 3: like multiple DUIs or something. Sure, I guess I can
16:50
Speaker 3: see something like that, because there's possible. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I think it's just way overboard to arrest someone for
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Speaker 1: shit like that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like do I don't know there's gonna be something
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Speaker 2: else that they could do some you know, starting the
16:59
Speaker 2: hashtag justice for Juicy Justice and then four like the
17:04
Speaker 2: number because we're cooling that. And then if you want
17:06
Speaker 2: to support miss Juicy Baby, go to cameo which is
17:09
Speaker 2: amazing type in miss m e or ms there we
17:13
Speaker 2: are Juicy Baby and get a cameo from her and
17:16
Speaker 2: support her. So she gives. She pulls out with her
17:19
Speaker 2: cameos like she's she shows up, so she's we're just
17:22
Speaker 2: thinking of her. And I did tell her that if
17:24
Speaker 2: she wants to, yeah, if she wants to send us
17:27
Speaker 2: like a video or a voice memo, we can just say, like, hey,
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Speaker 2: chicking in on you. So I just fucking love her.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know she is great, and it's just so
17:36
Speaker 1: weird that they arrested. I think it's fucked up.
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Speaker 2: And then the thing that pissed me off is they fucking.
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Speaker 1: Her vehicle.
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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I do know that she drives
17:47
Speaker 2: like a big ass, like super U thing. But then
17:50
Speaker 2: they posted her mugshot, which honestly it was pretty good.
17:54
Speaker 2: And then they you swipe on Instagram and they posted
17:57
Speaker 2: a red carpet photo of her, but they it was.
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Speaker 2: I don't know t Z did it, but somebody did it.
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Speaker 2: They altered her face to gave her like really like
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Speaker 2: bags under her eyes and stuff. I'm like, I know
18:07
Speaker 2: that picture. I know that that's not what she was
18:10
Speaker 2: looking like. Yeah, TMS is kind of on our side
18:14
Speaker 2: right now because they're like have a DC branch and
18:19
Speaker 2: they're stalking all of like the senators that are going
18:22
Speaker 2: on vacation and stuff like that. So like so I'll
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Speaker 2: give them a little bit of grace. But mister se
18:26
Speaker 2: if you're listening, we love you and just know that
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Speaker 2: you made tmzah. That's pretty god dam so we love you.
18:32
Speaker 2: So that's the big news. Pollen is my the my
18:36
Speaker 2: final strawl. But I did get the giggles because like
18:39
Speaker 2: there was like pollen on my car and I'm like
18:41
Speaker 2: it's kind of like kind of like my car is
18:42
Speaker 2: getting like a like seated on you know. So it is.
18:46
Speaker 2: It's come when you look at Paullen in the air,
18:48
Speaker 2: that's jizz.
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Speaker 1: That's crazy.
18:51
Speaker 2: And then Supreme Court like we're we're done. Like they're
18:54
Speaker 2: making it so people of color are going to have
18:56
Speaker 2: a harder time voting. They already targeted women because a
18:59
Speaker 2: lot of women take a married name. They're making that
19:02
Speaker 2: more difficult, like we are heading into Gilead and too.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, because a lot of poor people can't get their stuff,
19:07
Speaker 3: you know, like is if you can't afford rent and
19:10
Speaker 3: you need to update, you know, like a passport. Passport
19:12
Speaker 3: was like two hundred and fifty bucks. I has got one.
19:14
Speaker 3: A lot of people don't have two hundred and fifty dollars.
19:17
Speaker 3: And then just because someone's sport doesn't mean they shouldn't
19:19
Speaker 3: be able to vote.
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Speaker 2: That's so fucked up, Like, but they That's one of
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Speaker 2: my biggest uh initiatives that I'm trying to push, and
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Speaker 2: like local politics is creating resources and funds for people
19:30
Speaker 2: to obtain copies of their like people that are already married,
19:34
Speaker 2: like citizens of America, they just are maybe unhoused have
19:37
Speaker 2: a because it's it's complicated to get a driver's license,
19:42
Speaker 2: you have to get transportations to the mfee. You probably
19:45
Speaker 2: need a babysittering you to take off time of work.
19:47
Speaker 2: There's the fee, you need to provide proof of your address,
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Speaker 2: all of these things, and add in the hurdles that
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Speaker 2: they're making by the maiden name and married name picture
20:00
Speaker 2: all of the women that are fleeing like a domestic
20:02
Speaker 2: violence situation, that's even harder. So if you want my
20:05
Speaker 2: I'm going to vote for in local politics, I don't
20:09
Speaker 2: care if you're a Republican, Democrat, independent, whatever. If you
20:13
Speaker 2: can make it so people can get copies of their
20:15
Speaker 2: paperwork and their documents if they're required, that would give
20:18
Speaker 2: them you know, was it during COVID the stimulus checks,
20:23
Speaker 2: so many stimus checks were not given to the people
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Speaker 2: because they didn't have the right documentation. So if you
20:28
Speaker 2: want my vote, that's it. Yeah, that's great, and then
20:30
Speaker 2: I'm not going to vote for Republican they can eat ask.
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Speaker 3: Another thing too, is like America is so non like
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Speaker 3: public transportation friendly or bike friendly that it's so hard
20:42
Speaker 3: to do anything without a fucking car. It's crazy difficult.
20:46
Speaker 3: So like, yeah, it's really frustrating.
20:48
Speaker 2: They need whoever invents I don't know if we still
20:50
Speaker 2: have inventors, like if that's still a thing or if
20:53
Speaker 2: everything's okay. I get bicycles, like I get it. I
20:57
Speaker 2: think that they should normalize bicycles. I have four tires
21:01
Speaker 2: like a car bicycle because I don't I'm never gonna cycle.
21:06
Speaker 2: I'm never gonna ride a bicycle again, I'm not it's dangerous.
21:10
Speaker 2: I look like a fucking moron and then it doesn't
21:13
Speaker 2: seem safe. Yeah, but if you had four wheels? Actually,
21:17
Speaker 2: should we invent this? Like? Did that just happen?
21:19
Speaker 1: I think they. I think they have those. I'm pretty
21:23
Speaker 1: sure I've seen it before.
21:24
Speaker 2: I guess if I saw that, if I saw someone
21:25
Speaker 2: driving a quadicle, I would be like, oh, what a
21:28
Speaker 2: what a tool?
21:29
Speaker 1: Have you seen those good cars? Have you seen those
21:33
Speaker 1: bikes where you it's a treadmill?
21:35
Speaker 2: Oh? God?
21:36
Speaker 1: So you walk, but that gets the tires going. This
21:40
Speaker 1: walk I don't like. I guess that's probably go faster.
21:42
Speaker 1: But it's just weird.
21:43
Speaker 2: I tell you that. One of my bosses, they're updated,
21:46
Speaker 2: like renovating my office and like the offices and stuff
21:48
Speaker 2: that might where work. And they're like, oh, are we
21:50
Speaker 2: gonna get standing desk? And I was like, are you
21:54
Speaker 2: kidding me? I was like, do you want me to
21:55
Speaker 2: get one of those treadmills too? So I can I
21:56
Speaker 2: can stand? And is that we want me to do?
21:58
Speaker 1: I have to sit stay in desk at work where
22:00
Speaker 1: it can go up and.
22:01
Speaker 2: Do you stand?
22:01
Speaker 1: Yeah? I stand about two hours a day.
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Speaker 2: I fucking would never stand. Maybe I should stand.
22:06
Speaker 1: I just get so I'm just like sitting there. I'm like, fuck,
22:08
Speaker 1: so then I don't know.
22:09
Speaker 2: But like when I'm tired, when I'm tired of sitting,
22:12
Speaker 2: like that's my time to go make a coffee or
22:14
Speaker 2: go like on a little you know, stand up and
22:16
Speaker 2: like Kiki with my coworkers.
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Speaker 3: I didn't stand for the first year because I thought, well,
22:21
Speaker 3: I well, I thought people would be like, oh okay,
22:24
Speaker 3: mister health. I thought they thought I was trying to
22:26
Speaker 3: be cool. So and then I finally started standing and
22:29
Speaker 3: nobody said anything. They're probably thinking it, but since no
22:31
Speaker 3: one said it, I feel okay.
22:32
Speaker 2: That's why I don't go to the gym anymore. I
22:34
Speaker 2: don' want them to be like, oh look at you, mister,
22:36
Speaker 2: I'm going to.
22:36
Speaker 3: The gym a bunch of I'm going to sit here tomorrow.
22:40
Speaker 3: And I was like, I don't want to get gas
22:42
Speaker 3: in the pits. I was like, really got to start
22:43
Speaker 3: getting into it.
22:44
Speaker 2: So do you plan your meals the day before you
22:46
Speaker 2: go to concerts? Uh?
22:48
Speaker 1: Yeah?
22:48
Speaker 4: I do?
22:48
Speaker 2: Yeah?
22:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh more only the morning of but not the
22:51
Speaker 1: day before.
22:51
Speaker 2: Just to avoid like pooping a lot.
22:54
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I was watching this doctor and they say
22:56
Speaker 3: it's hard because some people from pooping once a day
23:00
Speaker 3: to once every three days is you know, normal, but
23:03
Speaker 3: so is pooping three times a day, So it's hard.
23:06
Speaker 1: Everybody has different stuff.
23:07
Speaker 2: I got pooped in like three years because it's like water.
23:10
Speaker 2: But like I went to U I went to a
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Speaker 2: concert theme and and there was in the men's bathroom.
23:16
Speaker 2: There was one stall and then one urinal and the
23:20
Speaker 2: stall was like I'm like spread at eagle like facing
23:25
Speaker 2: like the door and the crack was like maybe two
23:27
Speaker 2: inches and there was a line of people that needed
23:30
Speaker 2: to use the bathroom and I'm having like explosive diarrhea,
23:33
Speaker 2: and people people are just like hurry up, Like I
23:36
Speaker 2: can't if I stand up.
23:37
Speaker 3: There's a poop everywhere there's I've been just so because
23:40
Speaker 3: I go to a lot of like I'm not so
23:41
Speaker 3: much anymore, but I used to go to so many
23:43
Speaker 3: hard core shows and metal shows and punk shows and stuff.
23:45
Speaker 1: They're like the worst fucking venues, like the Hawthorne Theater.
23:48
Speaker 1: I think it's that one.
23:50
Speaker 3: They didn't there, and but I never go number two
23:53
Speaker 3: in public ever. But their toilet, what's like a door for.
23:58
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're for the stall.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the stall door they didn't have one.
24:02
Speaker 3: And and so when you walk in, you look straight
24:05
Speaker 3: at the toilet, no stall door. But then to get
24:09
Speaker 3: into Hawthorn Theater, they have the line and then you
24:11
Speaker 3: walk down this hallway, so anybody in line can see
24:15
Speaker 3: straight into that toilet.
24:16
Speaker 2: So what, I know, you have the luxury of not
24:19
Speaker 2: what if you can't control it, you have to poop,
24:21
Speaker 2: like it's it's gonna pooper pants or or that's your option.
24:25
Speaker 1: Uh well, luckily I've never had that. Luckily.
24:28
Speaker 3: But then like if that work and I really have
24:30
Speaker 3: to go, I'll leave work and go home.
24:32
Speaker 2: But like, know, what I'm saying is, what if you
24:34
Speaker 2: only have like thirty seconds?
24:35
Speaker 1: I feel like I would know way because I mean, yeah,
24:42
Speaker 1: I mean if I have thirty seconds, I don't think
24:44
Speaker 1: I could.
24:44
Speaker 2: Get to a restroom, Like you would rather like find
24:48
Speaker 2: a broom closet than to use a public bathroom.
24:51
Speaker 3: Honestly, I would like, if I couldn't hold it, I
24:54
Speaker 3: would probably go in my car in my pants and
24:56
Speaker 3: just drive like there's there's no way.
24:59
Speaker 1: I wouldn't wait.
24:59
Speaker 2: You wouldn't even try to like find a hiding spot.
25:02
Speaker 2: You would just crap your pianos.
25:03
Speaker 1: Well, I don't like because.
25:07
Speaker 3: Because my biggest thing is like, let's say you're trying
25:10
Speaker 3: to use agression when someone knocks on the door or something.
25:13
Speaker 1: I can't handle that. There's no way. Imagine if I
25:16
Speaker 1: was in.
25:16
Speaker 3: A broom and the janit was like get somebody in there,
25:19
Speaker 3: I'll be like, but kill me.
25:22
Speaker 2: At a concert there, Like that would be such a
25:24
Speaker 2: dick like move the janitors like cleaning during the concert.
25:28
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, yeah, I've never I don't know, just I've
25:31
Speaker 3: been able to plan accordingly my entire life.
25:34
Speaker 2: So I re listen to the Blueberry Special, like come up,
25:38
Speaker 2: like we don't want to poop ourselves, but I just
25:41
Speaker 2: don't mind that. Like you're just gonna sit in your
25:43
Speaker 2: car and just like like.
25:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think i'd rather do that because then nobody's
25:48
Speaker 3: gonna knock and I can just drive home and then yeah,
25:50
Speaker 3: drive home in my shame. But I don't have to
25:51
Speaker 3: pick anybody. I would just be you know what I mean, like, yeah,
25:54
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't.
25:57
Speaker 2: No commode yea or is that car? I'm excited about that?
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Speaker 1: Yeah that's awesome.
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