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13: Man Wins Legal Right Not To Be Fun At Work | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: All Right, Welcome to I Saw Some on the Internet,
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  Speaker 1: the show where comedians talk about the random stories that
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  Speaker 1: we find. Today's stories are from the internet at Kevin
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  Speaker 1: Stage Email, where you can submit these stories.
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  Speaker 2: The only ask is that they're not trending.
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  Speaker 1: Just be random, weird, something you heard about, something you
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  Speaker 1: saw that we don't cover on our other podcast.
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  Speaker 2: All Right.
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  Speaker 1: Today's guests Kenisha Buss, Bech Kingsley, and Tony the Baker.
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  Speaker 2: This story is pretty interesting.
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  Speaker 1: A man won the legal right to not be fun
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  Speaker 1: at work after refusing to embrace excessive alcoholism and promiscuity. Basically,
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  Speaker 1: he was fired from a consultancy firm because they kept
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  Speaker 1: having company parties and he was like, no, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going and I shouldn't have to go, and they was like, bro,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't really down with the culture of this job.
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  Speaker 1: So they fired him and he sued them. He just
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  Speaker 1: didn't like them niggas, like he was like, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: trying to do nothing extra. And I really like him
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  Speaker 1: for this because I remember jobs at like Boeing. It
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  Speaker 1: takes everything in me to get through the day. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to bowl with y'all. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: a Mariner's game. I hate everyone here, black dude.
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  Speaker 3: Too, so you're gonna have to teach like thet shuffle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you like your job, it's fun like at all.
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  Speaker 2: It was great. But at Boeing I was like, no, man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm leaving if I get off at two.
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  Speaker 1: I left at one thirty because the parking lot was
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  Speaker 1: like a tweeny minute walk to my car, and I
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  Speaker 1: was in my car.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going nowhere else with your ragget is.
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  Speaker 4: To wait? Would you still get paid for the last
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  Speaker 4: thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: The rule it Boeing was as long as you're on
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  Speaker 1: the campus because that's how far the parking lot was.
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  Speaker 2: At that thing, you leave.
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  Speaker 1: You could leave five minutes early, get to your car
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  Speaker 1: by two. But I left thirty minutes early and stayed
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  Speaker 1: in my car.
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  Speaker 5: In charge of it because I need you to care.
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  Speaker 5: If you build an airplane.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but this car for it.
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  Speaker 2: It's good man clear, I got.
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  Speaker 6: So.
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  Speaker 1: I was a scheduler. The thing is everybody, it's all safe, guys. Everything.
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  Speaker 1: So Tony Baker runs southwest. He orders a plane. Ordering
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  Speaker 1: a plane is very similar to ordering a car online.
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  Speaker 1: I went to seven thirty seven. We got regular. We
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  Speaker 1: got extended range intending range nine hundred. Go from here
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  Speaker 1: to New York City. The other ones you go to
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  Speaker 1: here to Houston. Maybe here the Oklahoma extended range, you
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  Speaker 1: might be able to go to London. Southwest orders this
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  Speaker 1: plane this configuration. Do you want TV's in the back,
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  Speaker 1: you want the Southwest TV? No TVs Southwest Actually easy
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  Speaker 1: because they don't have no. They order the same plane.
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  Speaker 2: So planes essentially have a line number, which is like
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  Speaker 2: their license plate.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: And I essentially got an order from Tony Okay, Tony
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  Speaker 1: got a thirty seven. Yeah, regular, regular likes to play
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  Speaker 1: seven months six Okay, put that in.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, starts in the factory on this day. Put that in.
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  Speaker 1: I would just get an email with all this information.
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  Speaker 1: I would put that information into a program that was
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  Speaker 1: kind of like excel Press Submit.
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  Speaker 4: That was it.
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  Speaker 1: That was glorified data entry. All I did was take
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  Speaker 1: the order, put.
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  Speaker 2: In the By that time, Boweing was so automated.
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  Speaker 1: The reason little company secret Boeing charges you for engineering hours. Right,
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  Speaker 1: so in order to build somebody for engineering hours, somebody
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  Speaker 1: actually has to do that work. But Boeing was so
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  Speaker 1: efficient and making that plane. By that time, all that
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  Speaker 1: stuff is automated, so you do like, okay, Literally the
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  Speaker 1: plane comes in empty fuselage, which is basically like a
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  Speaker 1: cigar tube, comes in on a train.
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  Speaker 2: Day one of the factory.
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  Speaker 1: Day eleven, the plane flies out of the garage. They
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  Speaker 1: work on that plane twenty four hours a day every
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  Speaker 1: day by the time it's done. And and also the
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  Speaker 1: parts are what was considered on time delivery. So the
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  Speaker 1: day the wings was ready, the wing factory was next door.
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  Speaker 1: They bring the wings over all right, move it down.
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  Speaker 1: The next piece comes in, delivered that morning, put on
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  Speaker 1: that afternoon, and.
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  Speaker 3: I don't trus.
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  Speaker 1: Do you talk about Monday condition green on a train
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  Speaker 1: by the next eleven days.
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  Speaker 8: That's what take that information?
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  Speaker 3: Bel did you do you ever be feeling funny when
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  Speaker 3: you walk on a plane?
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  Speaker 1: I mean looking in the little so if you look
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  Speaker 1: in the corner of the doorway when you enter, it
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  Speaker 1: has that information line number, year, things like that. So
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  Speaker 1: my plane Boeing was like five years uh ahead of time.
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  Speaker 1: I would schedule planes that are going to be delivered
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  Speaker 1: in five years. So it wasn't until twenty seventeen of
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  Speaker 1: the planes I scheduled started flying. You guys are saying
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  Speaker 1: because Almost everything I worked on was overseas, Ryan Hare,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of Japanese airlines of stuff. But yeah, bro
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  Speaker 1: boying was so the That's how they got millions and
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  Speaker 1: millions of dollars because you was just like, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And what's supposed to take you?
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  Speaker 1: So that used to take per plane, like a person
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  Speaker 1: a week to like with an advacus.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: But by technology, you put day one in, most it
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  Speaker 1: would just pre fill and they would never make no mistakes.
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  Speaker 2: So then you just put it in. Then I go
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  Speaker 2: right back to watching YouTube videos.
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  Speaker 4: How many of those would you do today?
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  Speaker 1: So I can't even express how little work I did.
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  Speaker 1: It boring, but I'm gonna express it. I got about
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  Speaker 1: sixteen planes a month to schedule. It takes thirty minutes
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  Speaker 1: to enter a plane, so every week I would get
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  Speaker 1: every other week i'd get eight planes. So if I
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  Speaker 1: really worked for the whole week and did my entire
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  Speaker 1: job beginning to end, and I really worked, it's probably
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  Speaker 1: about four hours four to six hours of work on
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  Speaker 1: a week and the rest and the.
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  Speaker 2: Rest was awkward.
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  Speaker 1: Black girl, I watched full movies paid in full, I
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  Speaker 1: mean just I couldn't watch enough content.
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  Speaker 2: Well what ye, I couldn't and we got bonuses.
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  Speaker 1: The other two weeks when I didn't get no planes,
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  Speaker 1: I literally would have had full days Tuesday through Thursday
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  Speaker 1: with nothing that I have to do.
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  Speaker 5: So I was supposed to be here doing this.
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  Speaker 1: It was actually more torture to have nothing when you
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  Speaker 1: want to do. If I was working at bird King,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got no time to think about.
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  Speaker 2: Your dream.
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  Speaker 1: When my when people who had a podcast didn't upload,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh.
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  Speaker 5: How am I gonna make up an hour and a
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  Speaker 5: half I wouldn't have the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't a lie, So y'all don't upload.
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  Speaker 4: What am I go?
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  Speaker 1: I can't even fake work? And that's the whole And
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't just me. The whole floor is people faking work.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the old white dude was like, look, man,
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  Speaker 1: don't be coming in here working fast. We got a
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  Speaker 1: whole system going on. Don't come in here messing it up.
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  Speaker 1: You do this as slow as possible. Everybody had two screens.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, have something without your privacy screen on
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  Speaker 1: that looked like work. Watch what you want to watch
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  Speaker 1: on your real screen. Keep that straight. And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is the culture. Ain't gotta tell.
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  Speaker 4: Me they have somebody coming through checking y'all out.
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  Speaker 3: The whole floor was watching his own.
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  Speaker 2: It's the whole culture. It was the whole floor of lies.
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  Speaker 2: You're working too hard, literally people you didn't really didn't
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  Speaker 2: really fire people either.
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  Speaker 1: So if you did like agregious things like people used
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  Speaker 1: to falls with their desks, they'd be all right, we
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  Speaker 1: got to move you to another team, and you're.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna work in the NX. So you could be sleep.
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  Speaker 4: What's THEX.
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  Speaker 1: That's a part where nobody even comes in there. The tablet,
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  Speaker 1: you do the little.
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  Speaker 4: Thing work bro.
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  Speaker 2: It was at not I had to be at work
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  Speaker 2: at five in my desk.
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  Speaker 4: I'm asleep. I'm in THENX.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry you have.
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  Speaker 1: To be work in my desk five am, five am
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  Speaker 1: when I live in a coma. So it was cold
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  Speaker 1: and rainy every day I'm on I five at four fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: Think about the job.
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  Speaker 4: I was just.
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  Speaker 7: Watch your music every morn and then when he put
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  Speaker 7: all the music that he wanted to listen to, let
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  Speaker 7: me listen to his new kids.
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  Speaker 4: Every morning day.
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  Speaker 3: Man, that's rough.
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  Speaker 4: It was.
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  Speaker 2: It was unbearable.
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  Speaker 7: That's so he was like, I'm not doing none of
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  Speaker 7: these parties.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all fired me.
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  Speaker 7: This is like the movie Philadelphia without the aids. This
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  Speaker 7: is like, I didn't want to have these parties. But y'all, now,
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  Speaker 7: y'all discriminating, and you're firing me because I didn't want
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  Speaker 7: to party.
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  Speaker 4: And now he going to different attorneys, Like, I want
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  Speaker 4: you to take my as.
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  Speaker 2: Wrong as you.
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  Speaker 7: I don't like to have fun. He don't like to
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  Speaker 7: have fun.
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  Speaker 4: Represent you. I have a case. I don't think you do.
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  Speaker 2: With this dude. Yeah, I hate y'all. Man, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I can't take another It was like, didn't tell him
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  Speaker 1: flight you get one more line?
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  Speaker 2: He was, I was drunk.
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  Speaker 4: I was drunk. I was truckled the job. I was drunk.
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  Speaker 2: You couldn't do one more line, couldn't take it. That
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  Speaker 2: was me. I can't do one minute of this sake job.
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  Speaker 2: I hate y'all. It's all alive.
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  Speaker 4: That's what today.
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  Speaker 1: They got little rod schools. I was like, I could
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  Speaker 1: never go back there. You leave the dinner and then
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  Speaker 1: there you come to l A. It's sunny. They got crafty.
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  Speaker 1: They were serving steaks and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah around.
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  Speaker 1: I told Melissa from the SAD, I said, baby, I'm
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  Speaker 1: never coming I can't go back to this job.
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  Speaker 4: Get all night.
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  Speaker 3: Sunshine.
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  Speaker 1: I never I was like it was already depressing, but
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  Speaker 1: to be on a movie set for a month, month
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  Speaker 1: and a half and then have to go back to that, know,
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  Speaker 1: somebody in l A making a movie today.
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  Speaker 3: To watch it like, I'm never doing this again. I
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  Speaker 3: gotta figure this out.
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  Speaker 2: So that was that was a catalyst. It was like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the specific moment where I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: can't do this. The sound man was on, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we turn the world around.
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  Speaker 2: For y'all don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Turn the world around means you take a break and
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna shoot from the opposite direction, right, and they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna move the lights from this side to that side.
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  Speaker 1: Because little Radskulls did not shoot two cameras. It was
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  Speaker 1: one camera only. Oh wow, they taken all day. So
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  Speaker 1: when they were turning the world around, the sound man
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  Speaker 1: put his boom pole in his little thing and he
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  Speaker 1: was just on the phone like waiting thirty minutes, and
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 2: Like, this dude is just at work. He doing the
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  Speaker 2: same thing. But when he.
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  Speaker 1: Working, he making a movie and I'm at I was like,
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  Speaker 1: that was it.
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  Speaker 4: Was.
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  Speaker 2: It was such a mundane thing and it was so clear.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, this is their job. They get up,
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  Speaker 2: they get a cau shey.
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  Speaker 7: Breakfast, because it's gonna be different every time, even though
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  Speaker 7: your hours might be twenty hour day. Yes, it's gonna
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  Speaker 7: be different every time, twenty hours.
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  Speaker 4: Even though it's a lot of work, it's gonna be different.
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  Speaker 1: And I was so excited. I was talking to everybody
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  Speaker 1: on set about their job. So I'm talking to makeup
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  Speaker 1: lady and she was like, oh, yeah, my last job
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  Speaker 1: she had worked on flight then was great. The other
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  Speaker 1: guy was like, yeah, I worked on the Thor movie
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  Speaker 1: and I had to be on set.
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  Speaker 2: At three am, the Ice Monsters, and it was like
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  Speaker 2: a pre call.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, to y'all was they was happy
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  Speaker 1: to be at work at three I mean it was
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  Speaker 1: long days. It was sixteen hour days, man, but they
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  Speaker 1: had pictures to look at it. I did this icester
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  Speaker 1: I was like, y'all have that's work.
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  Speaker 4: Dog.
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  Speaker 2: I can't go back and be like yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It hurt my because I had to go back for
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  Speaker 1: like three or four months, and I knew I was
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  Speaker 1: moving because we're getting a bonus at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the year.
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  Speaker 2: Like, you're not quitting.
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  Speaker 4: Before you let me gon do Christmas vacation.
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  Speaker 1: Bonus was riding especially, you know, even to quit, and
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  Speaker 1: it was like five grand because boy did she was like,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be ten between the both of us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we both worked at Baring.
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  Speaker 4: That's why Clark Griswold was so depending on that bonus.
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  Speaker 1: If it's thousands, yeah, you're working all year for that,
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  Speaker 1: like and.
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  Speaker 2: You need that to move.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, because the private school I was at,
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  Speaker 8: we got a bonus at the end of the year.
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  Speaker 8: I think that was like twenty five hundred right before
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  Speaker 8: I moved. I was working there because I used to teach.
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  Speaker 8: I was teaching private school. We got twenty five hundred
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  Speaker 8: dollars bonus and I was like, I didn't even know
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  Speaker 8: I got my check.
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  Speaker 2: I was like yeah, and they texted bonus crazy too. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Because my dad's daughters, both of my sisters on my
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  Speaker 8: dad's side working now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And that was the thing about Boring. That was
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  Speaker 1: like telling people people telling me you can't quit that.
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  Speaker 1: It was like because boing uh, that factory hadn't hired
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  Speaker 1: nobody knew in five years and they was like you
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  Speaker 1: it's like the factory.
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  Speaker 3: People that job.
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  Speaker 8: No nobody needing and you got to know somebody to
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  Speaker 8: get in the boat, Like it's hard to get in
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  Speaker 8: a bus, no live.
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  Speaker 1: A dude has built a system, and he the only
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  Speaker 1: one that had the password.
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  Speaker 2: He died.
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  Speaker 1: He was like eighty. He died and nobody could get
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  Speaker 1: back in. They had to rebuild something else. So I
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  Speaker 1: was like, nigga, nobody else had this written down, Like
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  Speaker 1: people would literally die there because the job was so easy.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, I don't need to retire.
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  Speaker 2: They gave great raises like I would be making bread.
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  Speaker 8: Somebody going that they fired, but then he was the
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  Speaker 8: only one with something, so they had to re hire
• 14:27
  Speaker 8: him and he charged him. Hella to come in and
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  Speaker 8: show everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why the old man didn't give up the past.
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  Speaker 2: Ye yeah, hang over there. They were saying, well, me
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  Speaker 2: and Melissa.
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  Speaker 1: Was like, we make over one hundred thousand dollars as
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  Speaker 1: a family.
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  Speaker 2: Kids in private school. That's why.
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  Speaker 5: That's what they explained your drive because you didn't only
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  Speaker 5: leave a good job, you made her leave a good job.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I can't go back to that. You had
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  Speaker 1: quit that job, job, and you can't bo was so crazy,
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  Speaker 1: like you couldn't transfer because they had some else jobs
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, and it was like you gotta apply and
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: you're treated as as if you don't work for boeling.
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  Speaker 1: So she was like she never said it, but the
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  Speaker 1: Senateme was like, no, you got to make it because
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  Speaker 1: you can't. You cannot go back to Washington. We're renting
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  Speaker 1: our house out. The job is gone, so you can't
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  Speaker 1: go back there.
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  Speaker 3: So you sure you should.
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  Speaker 5: It's comedy funny thing that it's like because it's doing okay,
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  Speaker 5: but I just don't know if we're gonna be able.
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  Speaker 1: To And it was a long time before it was
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  Speaker 1: doing better than boring. It was, yeah, I probably took
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  Speaker 1: until I worked at all death and she had a
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  Speaker 1: job so at least two or three years and it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't as solid as boring, like that job was like I.
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  Speaker 2: Probably still be there, right, we thought all that was
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  Speaker 2: closing every week.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 5: I had this conversation with somebody the other day about magicians, like.
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  Speaker 4: When you see this coming, like if.
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  Speaker 5: You're a magician, as comments, we have to explain what
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  Speaker 5: we do, explain where our money and our finances coming.
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  Speaker 5: Magicians have to do this also, right, So like a
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  Speaker 5: magician has to like go.
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  Speaker 3: Out on this, like what do you do?
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  Speaker 5: It's like magician, you guess it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: So I met some of them at NAKA and they were.
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  Speaker 5: Like no, like I'm really a magician, Like like I
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  Speaker 5: had rules. One of the rules was I do not
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  Speaker 5: know no magic on the first three days.
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  Speaker 4: They don't.
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  Speaker 5: They try not to do no unless I met you
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  Speaker 5: doing magic. They don't like, they don't want to do
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  Speaker 5: days the first three days. I was like them hanging
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  Speaker 5: out with a chick or whatever it is.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Going on to day sacred.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: No, it's just like because they don't want it to
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: become like there wasn't because they he said do.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: The thing, do the thing.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: Like he said he had to break up with a
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: girl because he wouldn't tell her how to.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Do the tricks. Oh yeah, they is serious, walk away
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: this whole thing. Yeah.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: Two years and she kept thinking that he was gonna
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: tell her. I can't tell you the.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Trick isn't really that serious?
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, we do this.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: The magician and the illusionists, they was ready to die
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: over match or the Pristige Christians Pristige, They're ready.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: To die over that.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: And h Jackman was killing dog.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: When thing happened, I was like, hey, we don't need
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: magic that good. That nigga was killing the claw and
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: he was struggling with nigga. This is what she was doing.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: The nigga cut his fingers off, dedication. We don't need
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: magic that much.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: And the birds didn't even sign up for this. What
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: we're doing, what we're doing.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: With those cries about.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: That's mad funny.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: The three three days, the fourth day that that be made.
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: Okay, pick you know what that stuff that should't pull
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: your braw back out, I'll.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Make your clothes drinking, that's right, TikTok. Watching how magic
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: is done all the time, like.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I don't want to know it.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: I want to know.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Even when they show me, I still be like fall
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: for the mister rag because the copy.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: Is simple as when they show you how it's done.
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: You can never do what you say.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Oh that's what you were doing. Then you try to
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: just sell you the whole that could come. None of
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: it is is that simple.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Because here's parton number one.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: You gotta if you're gonna be a magician, you gotta
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: find a magic store, right, you gotta go.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: You gotta know thing just that ain't on google.
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: That shire double O seven. What's his name? Q? The
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: person at the store you got a shield?
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: His name? And then the magician be I'm like this one.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Bringing it up because I'm like explaining to somebody you
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: care about love, like your dreams, Like, just trust me
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: and believe in me.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like, man, you sure just come to my show, girl,
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I promise is gonna work out because.
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: Women like to feel special. Yes, you wouldn't be like
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: everybody else showed me the magic.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I can't if I don't tell you, then I'm no
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: different than a woman off the street because you wouldn't
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: tell her.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: You want to give you the Ultimately, you ain't gonna
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: show me your little trick.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: I got a little trick in front of me. I
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: got a trick for you. I'm a disappear in this relationship.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Never so begain this is your water.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Don't let it.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Don't don't let you have to find assistant so you
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: can sell that bitch. Yeah, but you saw.
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: Me and that Wow, I really signed her. And the
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: assistant knows the tricky. That's a slap in the face.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: The trick she has.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: She fine as you find. Don't be fine.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I just I couldn't do magic. Melissa would have the
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: same issue. Yes, you're going to roll together to Long Night.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: The assistant is practicing. Nobody got a busted like cut
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: a handle, kill her.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: You have to explain it. Explaining your to a love
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: with it's wrong Dreamer.
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: Especially when they're in the tank and his girls just
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: roll on stage and put the lock.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not opening this. He gonna he gonna drown. Man,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: she's gonna murder magic he died for. You can't come
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: back to.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Life Africa.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Relationships.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Mann, You gotta marry somebody who's in magic. I didn't
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: go outside of magic.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: You do.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: And then when you have a conversation with somebody like
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: I remember women coming to my life like, I don't
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: know explain to you. I'm gonna get to the money.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: I can't tell you how it's gonna get paid. I
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: don't know how to explain it like this. I know
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: I'll explaining these next two months, but after that it's
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: a mystery workout.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Melissa really did that because we had the kids. Yeah,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: people in l A, it's you coel tough kids.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Remember the first that we got here because our boys
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: was in private school. J's class had eight students in
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: it were both working for and they don't know we're
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: doing well. They just know they had iPads. Each kid
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: had an iPad. We come to l a U.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: S D.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: There's thirty five kids in his classroom and no iPads.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: He came home the first day tone BT condition. Kid
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: had got hemmed up in the hallway against the lockers.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Where's the lunch money? It was like, oh my god.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: He was like, can we go back to the other
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: school because the other kid had grabbed him and he
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: pushed them against the locker for the lunch money. I
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: just don't know if it's grappy to be so do
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: we have to go to this school? And remember, listen,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: we ain't got no jobs. He was like, I saw
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: a chuck and gez, did you work? Because I've never
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: seen nothing. We hain't never.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: Seen his eyes. That was welcome to.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Swiss.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: His eyes.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: It was anny, I don't have it. I don't have.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Flood ahead on face up.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: It was all that.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Man, that money, Yeah, that was it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: He was going to tear his eyes.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: The kid grabbed him like this and he scrunched his
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: shirt up and he pushed him against the line. And
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: then I didn't know I was next. Maybe they might
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: take my lunch, bunny. The way we could go to
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: a different school.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: You nick.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Once, your little rascal was a little rat.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: I want that money and much.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I wasn't that I wanted it.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: I know you.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: The pay was coming in in the boys room and
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: see their feet.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I wasn't the name.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: He may one man all over one about one cat
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: lass where you at?
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: He just from a private school to a school on
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: set to l A U.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: S d.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: He's like, we used to have game boys there. Why
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: we moved here? It was so saving what bro he was.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: It was hurting his soul.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Man, that's scary. That's on iPad. This classroom was this.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't bring that classroom. You can't bring the iPads.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Did you getting his cut?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Trying to tell the teacher that I'm the one that
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: told him to do it. You're making movies? Do you? Oh?
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Quitting me too?
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Man, No, he didn't quit. He got fired. But
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: I'm with him on not one to participate.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Listen, I connect.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: How much did you win?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Uh? Are you one of the case?
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: He won?
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like eight thousand.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: It was huge.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: It was the Princi the moral.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: It was like, you got back payd for the months
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: that he was fired for.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: You know, would be funny.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: You get that money for no fun and then you
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: stole a party with.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Drink drinking got one of the things.
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: Drinking even put yeah to the company of Facebook at
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: the bar.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Trying to come in.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: That's why I want that boy Man.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I got fired at keep Baying for talking about stand
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: up and also making the flyers.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of things.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: So when I went to boy and I was like,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I don't do I'm not going to get fired for
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: the same thing twice like this you want Facebook, I
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't know.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I don't even have Facebook.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Already got fired for telling people that about my shoulders.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm not gonna lose this job, you know
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: how twice?
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: You know, Washington be still the people identity all the time.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be.
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: You do be worried because when some of my students
• 26:46
  Speaker 8: parents start coming to my show, and you remember when
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: I first started, I was running kids to the mug like.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: You know how I don't like you like that.
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: But I was a teacher too, So then the parents
• 26:56
  Speaker 8: were concerned and They was.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Like, so I couldn't like no more because they.
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: Were like your son, if you was my son's season,
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: we're gonna I'm gonna respect what you do.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna get you in trouble, but I'm gonna
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: just slide.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Next story, a couple contaminates drought sticking. A couple contaminates
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: drought stricken town's water supply by dying waterfall blue for
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Gender revealed, an environment in ministry. Environment Ministry in Brazil
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: is investigating cold that died of waterfall blue for the
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Gender River Park. Gender Real Reveal party likely contaminating the
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: water supply of nearby town. I think this specifically for.
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: Your Travisiago would do this for your son. Yes, not
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: contaminated the water supply the Gender Oh that was my plan.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: You see.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: I was gonna turn the whole and then that's what.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: They remind the water And I was like, you know,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: the Genderbervilles have gotten out of contracting. Yeah, I mean
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: people have started wildfires in California. Wildfires, people blew their
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: fingers off. But I feel like contaminating the whole water supply,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: that's as far reaching as that.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: Usually a couple of people are hurt. Everybody needs the
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: water contaminated though, what exactly use? Yeah, because if they
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: just made like the whole water supply pink.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: If it was red, that it was a girl like
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: was it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Em that's actually okay if everybody just got pink lim but.
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: Now you got a shower and pink lemonade, my boy.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I mean yeah.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: So that water, that water supply was drinking water. Oh wow,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: and they didn't they didn't. I don't know whether they
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: thought how it was gonna go. But it went down
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: into like a local river and fed into this town
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: and apparently niggas.
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: Was they wanted the whole town and they.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Were getting they don't say what people were dying, but
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: they did pollute this. The waterfall fed into this river
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: and it contaminated the river. The river water, which is.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Because you imagine being a fish, like.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: What you look different than.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: The water is dumb water always. I don't know, bro,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know, this is my.
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: Moving Yeah wow, that's so what happened to them.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: They they had to pay.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: A fine and looks like it's easy word you know,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: it's like I don't know what because they had a
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: video they posted a video on Facebook of them and they're.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Like, baby and the water turns blue. It comes down
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: the blue blue lemonade, So you have to be a
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: whole river.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: We really is just selling people selling breading. This is
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: a phenomenon that happened after we had kids. This wasn't
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: like nobody I knew how to party.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Ever.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: People just asked, you'll, oh, we have boy, oh, and
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: then you just went on the day. And then I
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: remember when people started having I was like, wait, what
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: is the baby's alive?
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: This is not the baby showers just to find out.
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: Gender reveals should be when you have like on your
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: third and fourth kid, but not the first one. I
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: know that like later on.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: But yeah, you got three girls, and let's we had
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: one for Mail.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Mail had a general reveal for Makaia and I was
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: part of it. I was like, this is great. We
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: just had like confetti. It's just a reason to get together.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: But it didn't count. It didn't double as the shower.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: No, she had a totally separate baby shower and nobody
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I don't remember people bringing gifts for the General Reville.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: We was just ain't coming to both. I'm telling you
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's one or the other, big, big, whichever one
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: you wanted to be.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I'll be there.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I read that you're only supposed to have a baby
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: shower for your first kid and then after that, like
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: you should have your life figured out. And I was like,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: everybody I knew had a baby shower per child.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: We need other kids.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Ain't gonna feel special.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: We need that help every time.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: You need the help, every time.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: You need.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: You need that everything every time, every time.
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: All the clothes, all the su everything, whatever you're gonna give.
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: We got kicked out of Target doing Dana's baby shower,
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: I mean baby gender reveal, because she was walking in
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: there she had the little baby, and I was like,
• 31:23
  Speaker 8: we're gonna do it on live, and so she faked
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: like she.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Was going like oh my god.
• 31:29
  Speaker 8: And I'm doing all the acting. But then people started
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: running over and I was like, no, don't call an ambulance.
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: She's gonna be And then she poured the water out
• 31:35
  Speaker 8: so it looked like a water broke and.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Pushed and then we grabbed the fake baby.
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: It was like it's that girl yo in Target, in Target,
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: We're still the video is still up. This white woman
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: was fear everybody's running over things. They're like, lay your
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: head down and we're letting it go.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: With you the water and I'm.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: All up and we got kicked out of that backfire
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: and they just start jumping off grabbed you like the kids.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Give me that baby.
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: Money, yo, anybody like get into the spirit of it.
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: In the target was like, oh, y'all legit.
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: Know because they because they're kind of pregnant woman on
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: the floor. She's mad pregnant mom. Yeah, bomb fire.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Everybody was this is a nobody give.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: The girl left. I mean it's.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Really doing that getting honey, bunch of matter.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: You gotta put up with this, like this ambulance come now,
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: y'all gotta pay like it's a thousand dollars man on
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: what No, man, we was.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Telling somebody, that's funny.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: The guys are broken. What's going down. We don't call.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: It now that we're doing something that she's fine just
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: given you.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Just trust me because that's gonna be pricey.
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: That ambulance they charged you. Crazy man. My roommate college
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: had alcohol poisoning.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: He tried to do twenty one shots on his twenty
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: first birthday and he was like one hundred and nine
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: pounds and he got to like nineteen and they called
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: the ambulance. They took it from the dorm room to
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: the hospital, which was like half a mile. The ambulance
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: bill was like seven thousand dollars. He never recovered.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: He couldn't. He was like, dog, I didn't know. They
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: was like all this. They charged you for everything you do,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: for the mileage, all that stuff.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: So I don't know how much twenty shots cost, but
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: the ambulance was infinitely more money.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: When I got to the accident, right flip the car
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: eight nine times, come from under it, and that ambulance
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: pulled up. I'm in the middle of nowhere, said, I
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: don't know how I'm getting where I'm going, but it
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: won't be you tell you. I said, there's no way
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: I'm getting in there. They said you sure, I said, bro,
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: I it's eight hundred dollars in the city.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: I'm in between the middle of Texas.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: I was driving from driving through so in between El
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Paso and Houston.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Man, I'm six hours in. I'm smack dad in the middle.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: There's nothing.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: That's the worst part of Texas. L Passo to anywhere.
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: Texas looked like a wasteland looks like mad Man.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: There's no way I'm getting in that. So what would
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: you do?
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Nothing?
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: They came, they relocated like this.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I said, I'm good.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: That happened to me.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the tow truck ended up taking me to like
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: some random man.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Tow truck take me to the hospital.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: Work happened.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: That just took me to the hotel. It just took
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: me to like a hotel room.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: I felt that they had a concussion though I had
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: a concussion because.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: We moved to a house in Calabasas and this WI
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: had my shoulder and it was stuck out, and the neighbors,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: we'll call you ambulance. If we didn't have insurance at
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the time. I was like no, no, no, no, no, whatever.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: They said, I'll be good because that nigga, whatever this is,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be thout. Yeah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: And we in Calabasas when I was driving Uber and
• 35:15
  Speaker 8: I picked up this lady downtown and she was bleeding
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: and I was like no. She was like, I just
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: need you to take me to the hospital. And ubers
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: now are ambulances, people will call Uber.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: And she said, I won't bleed, I won't be pleased.
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: She has it and I took her as to the house.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: She didn't bleed on your car.
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: No, she had a bunch of rags, a bunch of
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: like towels, and she was like, just taking me.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Just take that, man. Our health system is that's crazy.
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: You're like, you're more worried.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: About the bills in your life, Like, nigga, I can't medical.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: When I worked at the bank, medical bills would be
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: decimating people.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like their credit would be like, yeah, the
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: medical bills.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: You know, I got sick seven years ago and it'd
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: be like the hospital charge you anything.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: Well, my appensics birds. My bill was forty some thousand
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: dollars for the for the whole process, two days in
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: the hospital, something for.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Grand Let me tell you something.
• 36:03
  Speaker 8: I'm praised guy for Obamacare, because I don't I would
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: have never recovered after being sick from COVID like that
• 36:08
  Speaker 8: if you got yeah, taking home the pay for none
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: of that.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: So I got Obamacare.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: I got Obamacare right, and I got Obamacare when it
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: was rough, right, and I just I had a good
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: year and I didn't I never switched it, bigga, Would
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: I tell you the Texas I was like, you know
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: how much money we're giving you for your healthcare.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: And I was like, they said, you never switched it.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: You got to switch it. I was like, I never
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: switched out of it.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: You never updated your income. I never updated the income.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: You wasn't supposed to be in Obamacare, No, I was.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: I was supposed to tell them I'm not making zero
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: dollars and zero?
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: What happened to me? Cover California? I forgot to update
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: the income yep. And I was just like, you know,
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: you can go to jail.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: I didn't know it was going to book a commercial.
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: Which I forgot. It was all income based. I had
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: come in California for so long.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: I just forgot. And then I was just like, yo,
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be in this just regularly.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: But didn't they text you.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: Up on the next one go around? All right?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Be you gotta go, man, you gotta go. But we're
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: gonna do this pick your poison. I got two minutes.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Can you go first?
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: Would you have to do this card game and get
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: to your audition on time?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: You are so stupid? Would you rather have to tickle
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: everyone who's in front of you? I'm tickle whoever is
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: in front of you every time you're waiting in line
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: for more than one minute, or only be able to
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: eat food that has been made into a paste.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do the past. I'm gonna do the past.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: You're gonna do the pace because.
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: You're fighting every day in southern California your ass anywhere.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: It will it will be physical.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: You don't have to fight everywhere. You just avoid the
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: lines because.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Uh have the line.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: If you're in the line.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Longer than the minute, you gotta tickle them.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: But what if you do.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: However long you're waiting in line, So once it's past
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: a minute, you gotta tickle them until it's your term?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Sorry, what do you doing?
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Some I can't.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: People will probably be so confused at the beginning. What
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: are you doing? You're getting sex? You can't?
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: So who do you stand in front of them? More
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: women are men? Like now where you gotta You probably.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Gotta time your life out to minimize to minimize mine.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Act all right, you go alright, Okay.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: You gotta go grocery shopping the middle of the night
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: or instacrt.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe you just gotta avoid lines. You gotta eating all
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: your food in the paste.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Its like so that it tastes like everything you wanted to.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: You just gotta a texture.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: It's a texture text every meal.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like pizza paste, what as good as pat Everything
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: gonna just like you getting baby.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, anybody somebody doing your food for you.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: And hold on. We might have some good pain, but
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: then your favorite stuff is not gonna be good.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: I can't handle more taco.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: No time, because you ain't even gonna get the the marrying.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: The tickling man. Yeah, that would just avoid because at
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: the movie theater, no longer in line. At the movie theater,
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: I do the same.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: You have to pay for all the subscriptions.
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and I can hold a lot of grocery store.
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: I can just held it until I see a clear lane.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Still tickling man. It's too much of it.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: It's too much.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I feel like technology has helped us to avoid a
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: lot of lines, more than we you can get away with.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of the last time I stood
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: in line is at the grocery store.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: You can't avoid.
• 39:54
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be at the airport to get around because
• 39:59
  Speaker 8: I you'll do it because my knee surgery.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Get in that wheelchair.
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: No lines, there's no line.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: You get to the airport early.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Fraud and then somebody you're.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Getting first, you're just already standing there and they're like, sure,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: what are you doing? I don't.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I don't want to have to tick nobody like what
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: just doing? I'm gonna justn't. It doesn't matter how long
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I'm of line, because you'll be in the airport line
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: for long.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: That means getting off the plane, because it's a line
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: to get off.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: It's a.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: First, first class first.
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: Everywhere you go, you're gonna have to dive off or
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: just sit there wait everybody to get off. But if
• 40:36
  Speaker 7: you got a quick connection, you might not have that time.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Man, dang dang, you can't.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Because they're not gonna be tickling.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody. Ain't nobody gonna be.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: With the tickles nobody. You're gonna have to fight all
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: You guys, I'm getting behind niggas every time.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's up daddy? So for me it'll be easier.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Women, easy for you.
• 40:57
  Speaker 9: Stop this girl, now you got.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I was doing.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: A couple. Now you're playing on. You're playing on. Give
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: here we go now.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Another somebody unfail the way the world is, this is
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: a fact. All right, It's enough for today.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I've been kevil on stage has been Kenichia Bus BT
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Kings here Tony Baker. If you want to submit a
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: story for us to talk about, email us at Internet
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: at Kevin stage dot com. A lot of the stories
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: from today's shoot are from the email. Y'all have some
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: really funny ones.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Uh So keep that going and we'll see you next time.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: Pe