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Bonus IMPROV - Why Aren't You at the Circus? · Very Fine Friends

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  Oh, we're on.
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  We're on.
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  You know what's on?
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  Very fine friends.
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  What?
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  Don't lie.
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  Don't say if you don't mean it.
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  No, I mean it.
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  Okay, thanks.
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  And we're going to do some bonus improv.
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  Bonus improv.
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  Oh, what if I wanted to do regular improv?
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  No.
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  No?
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  No, you can't.
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  I'm putting my foot down.
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  Okay, Jenna.
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  Your foot is down.
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  Okay.
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  And the only thing we need now is a suggestion.
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  What?
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  A suggestion from Joe?
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  He'll never do that.
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  I think maybe he will.
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  He's across the room.
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  I'm feeling generous today.
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  What's your suggestion, Joe?
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  I'm not doing that voice again.
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  Your suggestion is premonitions.
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  Premonitions.
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  The kind of monitions you do before something.
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  Can you use it in a sentence?
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  Great.
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  I love premonitions.
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  Do you have them often?
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  I've had two.
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  Ooh.
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  I never told you this?
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  Wait, you told me once that you...
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  you,
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  on pod,
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  you mentioned that your aunt died and you like,
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  or no,
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  no,
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  this was somebody else's premonition.
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  Yeah,
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  yeah,
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  yeah.
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  That's right.
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  That's right.
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  It was like that in,
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  in retrospect,
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  she remembered.
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  No,
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  here,
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  I'll just retell it.
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  Okay.
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  Well,
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  someone I worked with,
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  someone who was on my team,
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  I had a dream that they had to leave work early because of a family emergency.
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  And I told them like,
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  yeah,
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  okay,
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  whatever.
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  And then I totally forgot about it.
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  And then he literally, the exact thing came, like happened.
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  But I didn't realize it was from the dream I had.
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  I was confused because I was like, we just talked about this.
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  Like, go.
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  He was like, I just found out.
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  And then I realized I had dreamt it like a few nights before.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Pretty cray, huh?
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  Yeah.
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  But that's not what I was thinking of.
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  I was thinking of someone going to pick up their aunt.
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  And then she was, when they got in there, she was, the aunt was dead.
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  and then she said later that she, as she was walking up,
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  Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  she had the thought that, what if her aunt is dead?
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  Yeah, and she was.
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  Yeah.
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  Because I remember thinking that that's an easy thing to think in retrospect.
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  But, so what was it?
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  You've had two premonitions there with that.
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  I can't remember the second one.
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  The one I just told you was by far, like, had the most detail in it
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  that mirrored what I dreamed Hmm That it was so jarring because I literally could not wrap my head around the fact that he was asking me i like how many times i have to say you can go like it was exactly the
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  same yeah it's intriguing yeah that is weird it's like it makes me think that that time and events
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  are like that they have like some sort of like halo around them and like there's where you can
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  like catch a glimpse of it you know like before or after it happens i mean after it doesn't matter
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  You know what I mean?
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  Like that was going to happen.
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  Yeah.
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  And it did.
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  Oh.
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  And now, improv.
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  Thomas, what are you...
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  What are you still doing here?
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  Tricia, I pay half the rent.
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  I'm not moving out.
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  No, no, no. That's not what I mean. I mean, why aren't you at the circus? You should be at the circus right now.
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  What? The circus?
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  You know, I had the most vivid dream last night. I had the most vivid dream last night.
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  Me at the circus?
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  Went to the circus.
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  And while you were there, a child wandered into one of the rings of the three rings.
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  And it got really close to one of the lions.
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  And you ran down and you saved this child from the lion.
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  What are you still doing here?
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  This child's going to die.
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  You seem so convinced.
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  It was a vivid, vivid dream.
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  Normally I would nay say this, but you seem so convinced.
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  I've got to go to the circus.
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  I just assumed that you would already be there.
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  I don't know.
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  Now I'm questioning things.
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  Now I'm questioning my dreams.
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  Because I just assumed it would have happened on its own.
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  I didn't think I'd have to prompt it.
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  I don't know what to say.
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  I want to support you, but I wasn't ready to go to the circus yet.
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  Okay, well, then you know what?
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  You know, it's probably nothing.
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  It's probably bullshit, right?
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  It's probably bullshit.
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  Probably bullshit.
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  Let's sit down and read the newspaper.
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  Sorry about that rent comment.
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  That's okay.
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  I came at you a little hot.
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  It's okay.
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  Oh, sports section.
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  Well, I guess...
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  Can you turn off the radio?
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  Sounds like they're doing news.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  I like the news.
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  Breaking news.
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  Breaking news.
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  A child has been eaten by a lion at the zoo.
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  No one saved this child.
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  Oh my god, Thomas!
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  Trisha!
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  Oh my god!
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  Oh my god!
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  It came true!
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  Oh my god we gonna make millions What are you You can see the future Trisha I don I don know if I uh I don want it to I don want to make money off of saving children and snatching them from the jaws of of lions
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  I just, I just want to save the children.
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  Tricia, once people know what you can do, they'll be paying us to solve the problems, Tricia.
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  But I, I can't control my dreams.
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  Try, Tricia.
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  Take a, take a...
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  Tonin.
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  Melatonin. Melatonin.
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  Okay.
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  Take it.
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  I'll take one of those tonins.
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  Take three.
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  Okay.
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  Gotta bed, Trisha.
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  Good night, Trisha.
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  Okay.
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  My baby.
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  My baby's going to sleep.
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  Okay.
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  We're just roommates.
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  Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
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  Oh, oh.
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  Good morning, Los Angeles.
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  Oh, my, oh, okay, oh.
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  I woke up refreshed.
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  Those tonins were good.
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  I slept in your room, I hope that's okay.
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  Oh, you were watching?
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  I wanted to be here when you got up.
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  Okay.
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  That's fine.
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  All right.
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  How are we making money today, Tricia?
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  What'd you dream?
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  Okay.
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  I had this dream that I was in my childhood home,
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  and you were there, but you weren't, like, really you, you know?
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  And, um...
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  Did I dye my hair blonde?
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  Tell me, Tricia.
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  No, no.
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  Your hair was regular.
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  and um and all of a sudden there was bleachers on the front lawn and there was and then there was
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  like a big tsunami was coming this huge tsunami was coming in and um i was worried like i i knew
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  that like everyone was started like like crowds of people were around and they started running
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  and they were running away from the waves but i knew that it was futile because it was humongous
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  and it was like, we're not going to outrun this wave.
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  So we just sat on the bleachers.
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  And then I woke up before it hit me.
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  How do we monetize this?
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  Oh, Trisha, it's easy.
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  We've got to go near the bleachers near the beach
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  and tell everyone that we know a secret
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  and then charge $5 to hear what it is
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  and then we'll save them, Trisha.
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  Oh, but then we'll be in the wake of a giant tsunami
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  if this is actually going to happen.
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  We'll be in our car, Trisha.
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  We can hit the gas.
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  Okay.
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  Any minute we want.
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  All right.
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  You seem like you got a plan.
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  Got a plan, Tricia.
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  Okay.
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  Cut to the beach.
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  $5 to no.
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  Come on.
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  Come on.
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  $5 to no what?
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  What's going to happen to you?
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  And it's bad and it's big.
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  I don't know.
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  How can I trust you?
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  I don't trust you're a real prognosticator.
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  Oh my gosh, we're running out of time.
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  $2.50.
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  $2.50 to no.
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  Oh I don know That still seems pretty steep I on a fixed income I be right back Trisha get in the car
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  This bitch is going to die.
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  Cut to home.
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  Turn the radio on, Trisha.
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  That's just in.
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  That's how old bitch just did.
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  From her wife.
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  Oh, my God, it happened again.
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  Trisha!
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  Trisha!
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  Oh, my God.
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  That was just a dry run.
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  That was a dry run, Tricia.
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  Okay.
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  Try to dream something that is easy to make money on.
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  Oh.
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  Dream a disease.
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  Dream a disease?
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  How?
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  What do you mean?
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  Dream a new disease.
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  Okay.
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  Dream gold.
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  Oh, okay.
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  Dream a sinkhole under the president.
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  Something we can make money on.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  I'll try.
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  Take five dollars, Jonah.
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  No, take ten.
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  Oh, that's a lot.
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  There's only 15 left.
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  Take them, Trisha.
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  Okay, okay.
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  I'll bet your hair as you go to sleep.
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  No mates for now.
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  Oh, I'm so refreshed again.
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  So awake and refreshed.
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  Okay.
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  All right, I got it.
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  Okay.
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  This is what I dreamed.
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  We were in a McDonald's,
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  and there were four Ronald McDonald's there.
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  And they were all fighting over who was the Supreme Ronald.
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  And one of the Ronalds cut all the other Ronalds.
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  She won't wake up.
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  She won't wake up.
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  Help my friend Tricia.
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  She's still got a heartbeat.
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  And all the other Ronalds were bleeding.
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  Tricia.
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  There was blood everywhere.
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  Ah, ah, ah, ah, stay alive, stay alive.
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  We're losing her.
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  And then suddenly I was back and I laid down in one of the booths at McDonald's and I couldn't wake up.
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  I fell asleep and I couldn't wake up.
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  She's flatlining.
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  Well, I suppose now's as good as any time to kiss her.
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  What's happening?
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  What's happening?
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  I'm screaming internally.
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  Thomas, no.
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  You guys, go ahead and go.
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  She told me she didn't want to be buried.
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  Thomas.
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  I got you, Trisha.
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  Thomas, no.
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  I know how to monetize this.
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  Scene.
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  Scene.