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The Necklace Caper That Sparked a Revolution w/ Vic Michaelis · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: Scal Come ro froll Sca, Come.
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  Speaker 2: R froll Godess bus Pop and Congregation.
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  Speaker 1: It's your girl.
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  Speaker 2: Lacey Mostly aka scam God is back with another installment
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  Speaker 2: of the podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who
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  Speaker 2: paractice it.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them. We will
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  Speaker 1: see along the way.
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  Speaker 2: And y'all already know. I'm what, Yes, I am excited,
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  Speaker 2: I am thrilled. I'm elated. Today we have an improviser
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  Speaker 2: and a comedian on the show that I've known for
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  Speaker 2: many years because we came up in the same beautiful
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  Speaker 2: cult together.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. I was gonna used to be a call,
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  Speaker 1: but it's It's a good place, guys.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. I love that place. If you if
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  Speaker 2: you know anything about me, you know I love that place.
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  Speaker 2: You may have seen them in college humor sketches. You
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  Speaker 2: may have also seen them on the Dropout game show
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  Speaker 2: Make Some Noise and later on Game Changer, or perhaps
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  Speaker 2: you've heard them on the podcast Comedy Bang Bang Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But they're also the host of their own show, Very
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  Speaker 2: Important People, which has been nominated for awards. It's on
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  Speaker 2: Dropout TV. It's hilarious. They interview comedians playing improvised characters
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  Speaker 2: while wearing elaborate costumes.
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  Speaker 1: It is so good.
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  Speaker 2: If you have not watched it, which I the Internet
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  Speaker 2: puts it in your face, Henny, because it's good.
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  Speaker 1: The algorithm gonna make you see it. Get into very
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  Speaker 1: important people.
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  Speaker 2: Congregation, please welcome a very important person, the wonderful Vic.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Michaela's that's it. Okay, I thought I
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  Speaker 1: had it, but you know we can get insecure reading
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  Speaker 1: something absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: Congregation, please welcome the wonderful Vic Michaelis to the show.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Bills, so much for having me. I cannot believe
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  Speaker 1: this is your first time on the show.
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  Speaker 3: I'm nothing if not a fan. I'm a little star strukes.
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  Speaker 2: World class improviser, so this is such a treat to
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  Speaker 2: have you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 3: It's also I like, I have such vivid memories of
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  Speaker 3: watching you at a show called Two Crew.
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  Speaker 1: That I used to go watch all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Like I just have been such a longtime fan as
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  Speaker 3: well as just sort of knowing you and so now
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  Speaker 3: being here performing as well.
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  Speaker 1: Amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Look at us, Harold to TV everything and hear me,
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  Speaker 2: I love it a your nails are fire like literally
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  Speaker 2: but also like I mean that in the compliment way
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  Speaker 2: is well.
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  Speaker 3: I have never had long nails in my life, and
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  Speaker 3: for a show, I was just on. I was in
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  Speaker 3: hungry for six months. I had my nail song and
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  Speaker 3: we're going into a new season of VIP where I
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  Speaker 3: have just sort of like claws and I could not
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  Speaker 3: keep like the hot pink nail polish on and so
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  Speaker 3: now they're painted kind of like a hot Wheels car.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: So so this was like you you put some stuff
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  Speaker 2: on them yourself.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. I was like I paid somebody.
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  Speaker 3: Can you imagine if I was just like yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I was like tinkering around. Some people can do it.
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  Speaker 1: My nail artists can do it.
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  Speaker 2: And my nail artist has like I have to call
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  Speaker 2: her an artist because she is an artist and artist
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  Speaker 2: and she owns a nail salon.
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  Speaker 1: Her name is Hannah.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't get my nails done for my birthday
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  Speaker 2: because luckily they still held up. But she would know
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  Speaker 2: if I cheated on her. And also I really don't
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  Speaker 2: want to go anybody else. But her nails are like
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  Speaker 2: out to here, like when I tell you, they're like
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  Speaker 2: almost two inches like and she just does nails and
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  Speaker 2: everything with her nails like that, and I'm like, wow,
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  Speaker 2: I get like the Cardi B nails, like the real
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  Speaker 2: big long ones. I'm like, how are y'all doing this?
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  Speaker 2: How do you wipe?
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  Speaker 1: But they're like you, God, just niff your hand up.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta take your.
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  Speaker 2: Palm and shove it up in the middle and then
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  Speaker 2: take the nails down like this. Like so I'll post
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  Speaker 2: a picture of my hand doing the wipes because this
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  Speaker 2: is how you got to do it. If you got
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  Speaker 2: the nails ten hours, yeah, it is, you know what.
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  Speaker 2: But it's worth it for the beauty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, Well that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Wheels nails. Yes, the years are beautiful too, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta look at them from Afar.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen Hannah, but I'm gonna just be flashed
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  Speaker 2: my hands real quick.
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  Speaker 4: Sick.
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  Speaker 1: You never really though, Yes, she'll know that. She's only
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  Speaker 1: going to her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then next thing you know, I got a little
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  Speaker 2: cutical cut and she took them about oops or something.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't an accident. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So we always ask on this podcast, what is your
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  Speaker 2: relationship with scams?
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  Speaker 1: Do you love them? Do you hate them? I it
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  Speaker 1: could be anything.
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  Speaker 3: Have you run some I love scams genuinely, like I
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  Speaker 3: truly do, and I think it comes from my fascination
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  Speaker 3: of sort of you were talking about cults earlier, and
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  Speaker 3: I think like cults are sort of scam adjacent and
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  Speaker 3: I am always half a step away from joining a cult.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like, like I just I want to believe
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  Speaker 3: really badly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like if I joined a cult, it
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  Speaker 2: would really get rid of a lot of my stress,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, because then like all I'm
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  Speaker 2: focused on is work, you know, taking care of myself
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  Speaker 2: and going out with the cult and doing cult activities.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's like, well, to your point earlier,
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  Speaker 3: where is it? I think a cult is in the
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  Speaker 3: eye of the beholder, right, because if you're kind of
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  Speaker 3: successful at the cult, it doesn't feel like a cult
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  Speaker 3: because you're.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know how I made it. Well that's it.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, well, I'm working. So it's that type of thing.
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  Speaker 3: And I feel I feel that way about churches and
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  Speaker 3: stuff like that. Is while I grew up in the
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  Speaker 3: church and it was like a very culty feeling type thing,
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  Speaker 3: but I just like I got really good at it
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  Speaker 3: and I was like in all of the the groups
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  Speaker 3: that were like doing stuff within the community, and so
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh no, this rocks.
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  Speaker 1: This is great.
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  Speaker 2: And I think churches are one of those things that
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  Speaker 2: they sit on the line because it's all about who's
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  Speaker 2: running the church. Because a church can be a wonderful
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  Speaker 2: source of community for a lot of people, free therapy
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  Speaker 2: and you get to have a place to go out
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  Speaker 2: and people know your name, and like spirituality is good
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  Speaker 2: for the spirit and the soul. But then you also
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  Speaker 2: have the cult churches where it's like, why is my
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  Speaker 2: pastor driving a Rolls Royce? Yeah, but asking me for money?
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  Speaker 3: Total size thing too. Like I was a part of
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  Speaker 3: those big megachurches where it's just like, at what point
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  Speaker 3: is it a community? Like where does the community line
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  Speaker 3: versus the corporation start?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to hear kind of a fun scam?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So I I'm worried I'm gonna get sued, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I worry.
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  Speaker 1: I think it'll be okay. I think it'll be.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, because it's true. It's just like facts that
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  Speaker 3: you can go find. It's not really slander because it's
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  Speaker 3: just like a thing. So it's like the big scam
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  Speaker 3: that they were running at the megachurch that I was
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  Speaker 3: a part of. Name I will not say was. It
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  Speaker 3: was like the pastor and all of his kids were
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  Speaker 3: running sort of like the church and youth group and
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  Speaker 3: they were like franchising the church and yeah, so there
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  Speaker 3: was a bunch of them. He so they were stealing
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  Speaker 3: a ton of money. They were all living in like
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  Speaker 3: four or five million dollars okay houses around time. Naturally,
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  Speaker 3: of course he put out, uh, there was this big
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  Speaker 3: like Christianity Today article on it. He put out a
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  Speaker 3: hit on his hit, a hit on his son in
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  Speaker 3: law and one of the reporters from Christianity Today that
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  Speaker 3: was doing this big like report on him and his
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  Speaker 3: family trying to expose them safe any money from the church.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy how you be a man of God and
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  Speaker 2: you're like, well, I'm gonna send you to meet him,
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  Speaker 2: Like you got to go meet guy right now because
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  Speaker 2: you getting in my way.
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  Speaker 3: He got eggs exited out and then he started a
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  Speaker 3: podcast and that's what he does and so he didn't
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  Speaker 3: even have to go to jail for the hit or nothing. No,
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  Speaker 3: because it's all kind of like you know, I think
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  Speaker 3: with stuff like that. I don't know that money changed hands.
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  Speaker 3: It was just like conversations that were being had.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so it's not It wasn't quite attempted murder because
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  Speaker 2: they didn't like have a confirmation services.
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  Speaker 3: But it was enough that they were like, okay, you're
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  Speaker 3: out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Wow crazy A hit is wild.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, I'm a man of God, I knowing
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  Speaker 2: real will and I need some people to meet him.
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  Speaker 1: Meet him. Do you think they need to have a conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, that's how the conversation goes. Legally, it's a
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  Speaker 2: gray area. I just said I wanted them to meet
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  Speaker 2: their maker, who is also a close personal.
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  Speaker 3: Friend and Jesus a relationship. Yeah, so there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was just sending them home to their house
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  Speaker 1: in the sky, have a conversation with their father. Let
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  Speaker 1: their father deal with it. That's what my mom is
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  Speaker 1: talking about. Go talk to your father. Go talk to
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  Speaker 1: your father.
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  Speaker 2: And by out of I mean the one upstairs is
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  Speaker 2: that I don't know hit, right, the father, the son,
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  Speaker 2: and the Holy Spirit.
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  Speaker 1: I was just throwing them a small party, like you know,
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  Speaker 1: they go up there, they kick it with them. That's
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  Speaker 1: really it.
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  Speaker 3: You're welcome actually right, I was doing a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, but starting a podcast after that? Crazy? Just wow?
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  Speaker 1: Does hellpen also right on track? Perfect? And what are
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  Speaker 1: the Christian girlies? Are they? It's a part like God podcast?
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  Speaker 1: Yet the godcast? Is that a thing? Can't be right?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe now I want to search godcast because if that's
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  Speaker 2: not a thing TM, that's mine.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I'm gonna get on here. I'm
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  Speaker 1: seeing type, I'm seeing typing.
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  Speaker 2: Frantic typing God and seeing if there's a godcast God
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  Speaker 2: caster that's different, that's God cast.
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  Speaker 1: Take that all off? Why say the podcast godcast podcast host?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Give it a second? Yeah? Goodcast? Well how many followers
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  Speaker 1: are they still making episodes? Right? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: They got three hundred and seventy four reviews, okay, and.
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  Speaker 1: They got four point four stars.
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  Speaker 2: Now, how you're gonna give a podcast about God a
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  Speaker 2: one star review?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? That's really tough. How you gonna give God one star?
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  Speaker 1: You ain't right? See, it's a hater for everybody, Like
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  Speaker 1: come on, man.
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  Speaker 3: Well it's Bible style, you know, it's somebody's written it.
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  Speaker 3: So you don't know, like, is it was it through
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  Speaker 3: the Holy Spirit? Was it a translation issue? You know?
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  Speaker 2: That type of thing and maybe save for the spoken
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  Speaker 2: they got a couple of bear reviews. Damn, yeah, that's tough, right,
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  Speaker 2: It's just somebody like I'm an eighthiist, So I just
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  Speaker 2: came over here to say I didn't like goodcast. Now,
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  Speaker 2: so your scam here was.
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  Speaker 3: Some wasn't my scam so much, just as like a
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  Speaker 3: scam that was happening. My scams largely would have been
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  Speaker 3: Like I was really bad in school. I was like
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  Speaker 3: very dyslexic, and I had a really hard time writing stuff,
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  Speaker 3: and so I went to for a little while, like
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  Speaker 3: a very conservative Christian school from like eighth grade to
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  Speaker 3: tenth grade. Wow, And so you could kind of get
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  Speaker 3: away with stuff if you knew like the right language
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  Speaker 3: to be saying. And so I used to like if
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  Speaker 3: I had an essay that I couldn't write, I would
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  Speaker 3: just type out nonsense like absolute gibberish, save it in
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  Speaker 3: a file type that was like like an like an
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  Speaker 3: FTX file or whatever, and then I'd send it in
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  Speaker 3: and basically say that like, oh, they couldn't open it,
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  Speaker 3: or like it had scrambled the words.
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  Speaker 2: Because I like, beautiful, you said, this is a technological issue.
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  Speaker 2: I got a little scared but that you were going
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  Speaker 2: to say, and then I would put it in to
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  Speaker 2: chat GPT and I was like, no.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no. We hate AI, we hate AI.
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  Speaker 1: We hate it.
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  Speaker 3: Large what are they called large? Large word models? It
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  Speaker 3: literally is a scam. My brother works in robotics and
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  Speaker 3: was telling me how chat GBT works because it is
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  Speaker 3: not doing anything. It's the large language models are literally like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: well you're talking about this, so we're predicting it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what it is. It's literally a scam. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and it costs. I think it's like a lot of energy.
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  Speaker 2: It takes up a lot of energy when people are using.
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  Speaker 1: It, chugging scam.
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  Speaker 2: God, I've got some printed word in front of me.
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  Speaker 2: Historic hoodwings. Okay, yes, So we are going to regale
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  Speaker 2: Vic with a famous concaper group of criminals. Maybe we
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  Speaker 2: love them, maybe we hate them. We'll give vixed opinions
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  Speaker 2: all throughout and let's see. So I love this for
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  Speaker 2: us because it kind of feels character It kind of
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  Speaker 2: feels like it's like a VIP adjacent story.
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  Speaker 1: Because we're going back to seventeen eighty five.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go in France, there was a Marie Antoinette impersonator.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh yes, and yeah, okay, this is like just a
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  Speaker 2: Halloween costume of Marie Antoinette. I think we're looking at
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  Speaker 2: just but you know what it's giving. It's giving us
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  Speaker 2: the it's putting us in the headspace of the historical period. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we're in our seventeen eighty five bag. Now, okay, a
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  Speaker 2: cell phone? What is this magic? Witchcraft?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, literally drowned. Yeah, this was back in the day
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  Speaker 1: where women knew things.
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  Speaker 2: They'd be like, oh, did she read you're out of here?
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's downe her to deaf.
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  Speaker 1: She's a witch.
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  Speaker 3: She's a landowner, so she's out of Here's that a
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  Speaker 3: whole thing with that? Yeah, And they kept calling people
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  Speaker 3: that had any kind of because it was so hard
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  Speaker 3: to own land, and so they were like, they're a witch,
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  Speaker 3: and now actually that land gets to go to the
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  Speaker 3: family of the accused.
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  Speaker 2: And if they're not a witch, then when we throw
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  Speaker 2: them in the river, then they won't Okay, if they're
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  Speaker 2: a witch, they'll float, and if they're not a witch.
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  Speaker 3: They'll sink.
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  Speaker 1: Made no sense.
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  Speaker 3: Depending on who you're talking to, I guess right.
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  Speaker 2: That would have been a Win went for the pastor.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, I was just trying to make sure
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  Speaker 2: they weren't witches. Like if they drowned, then they weren't
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  Speaker 2: a witch. Can we know now we know if they
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  Speaker 2: float they are, which we gotta stone them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, makes sense to me.
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  Speaker 2: So there's a Marie Antoinette impersonator that caused a scandal
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  Speaker 2: at the Court of Louis the sixteenth that discredited the
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  Speaker 2: French monarchy and may have led to the start of
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  Speaker 2: the French Revolution. So an impersonator might actually have all
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  Speaker 2: of this on their hands, be the.
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  Speaker 1: One that started the French Revolution, okay, which is.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of like metal to me. I love it and
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  Speaker 2: it makes me remember like the last Olympic ceremony when
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  Speaker 2: they were in France and they had that really cool
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  Speaker 2: like performance where they had Marie Antoine's.
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  Speaker 1: Hit oh yeah on the building on the building. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, And they also made people swim in the dirty
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  Speaker 2: ass scene like.
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  Speaker 1: How does in google water? I believe so.
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  Speaker 3: I've been calling it cine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, how ya gonna make me do the Olympics
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  Speaker 1: and poop water? This is ridiculous. This is supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be a world class event, really hard.
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  Speaker 2: But so the necklace is where we're starting the necklace,
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  Speaker 2: and we're gonna see the necklace. Look at this, this
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  Speaker 2: Mari Antoinez necklace. It's gorgeous. It's so gaudy, and if
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  Speaker 2: you think about seventeen eighty five, I can't even imagine
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  Speaker 2: how much work it took to make this.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the mixed material too. Look at that with
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  Speaker 3: the ribbons on the side. Yeah, that really is sensational.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the ribbons are really kind of giving me a
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  Speaker 2: little something if you especially think about the time period
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  Speaker 2: and the flowy kind of roughly clothing, Like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm into it.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna post this and Claire's it's going to be
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  Speaker 3: all over it. Oh, there's gonna be nine dupes of
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  Speaker 3: this for sure.
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  Speaker 2: But also kind of the ribbon is getting on my
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  Speaker 2: nerves a little bit though, because it's such an intricate,
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  Speaker 2: like beautiful diamond piece. I really hope that you don't
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  Speaker 2: have to tie around your neck with a ribbon because
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  Speaker 2: that's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that also feels like heavy, like it would be
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  Speaker 3: the ribbon would pill it really would really.
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  Speaker 2: Into the rib So the necklace was property of the
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Parisian firm of jewelers Bohmer and Bessinge, Bamilla and Bon Gorgeous.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: They had personally.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Financed making it on like a spec, which took years
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: as they meticulously gathered six hundred and seventy four diamonds
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: of exceptional purity, totaling two hundred and eighty four carrots.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: The result was a masterpiece, a cascading work of diamonds
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: and pearls in an elaborate like esclaviage style, escavage, very cabage.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: This is where you all find out that I can't read.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: I've been lying to you guys the whole time.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: I can't so worried that I can't read. I'm seeing
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: all those news articles where they're like seventy percent of
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: people are not reading at a proper reading level. I'm like,
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: oh my god, I think that's me.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Or if I read something or I read a book
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: and I'm reading and I think I'm reading too slow,
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my gosh, I should be reading faster.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, out of time, Like, but I did finish a
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: book in a day and not too long ago, so
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: maybe I can't read. I think you're a plus great.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: I think I'm literally you all find out that it's
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: just like just saying the words and then I repeat
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: them back, like like, how do his lines and with
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: the earpiece?
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Is that true? Yeah?
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: And the parents of Caribbean like some of those he
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: was like he had an earwei again and they would
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: give him the line.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: That's tough because that's not period accurate. Nah, take tired
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: to the Caribbean movies.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: He can really do anything. We wasn't going to know.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: We wasn't pirates. But so it's like elaborate in an
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Esclavage style. We're gonna say that's right, Featuring seventeen large
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: diamonds at its center, surrounded by intricate garlands and pendants.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: They had been.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Trying for several years to sell it, but they couldn't
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: find a buyer. Yeah, because it's expensive as hell. Who
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: needs this?
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: It's like do you see those house shows where they're like,
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: there's thirty five million dollar house has been on the
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: market for a year and we can't find a single buyer.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's this.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Nobody needs thirty five million dollars worth of house.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: And also there's four people, you know what, your market
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: is very small?
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like and if they've got a place already
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: in La, Like, that's just tough.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna stay on the market. You're gonna have
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: to lower the price or cut it up into some
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: apartment ship. We need housing. But also like it's such
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: an expensive piece, but it's also gaudy, and I'm just thinking, like,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: you have to be someone who's so deeply insulated by
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: security that you would never see anybody who could just
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: snatch it.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: And I'm gonna say it confident. You gotta be confident
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: to wear that, you really do.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: And you gotta have a strong neck. Oh yeah, you
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: gotta be jacked. Like, yeah, you.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Need like a John Cena type neck. Yeah, like you
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: need like the rock will look great in this, Like
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: his is strong.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he could rock.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I actually think with necklaces coming back specifically for like
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: strong men, I think the rock absolutely. I think we
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: will be seeing this on him as some sort of
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: a I want to see.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Him in his black turtleneck and his jeans and that necklace.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Oh wait, I love that turtleneck with the necklace on
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: top of it.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's just a casual you know, just throw
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: it on.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: I think that's a up scales it a little bit.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just a high low hi low.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: You know, two hundred and eighty four carrot diamond necklace
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: and also a unique low.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: I was shocked, but you talked me into it, like, I.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Mean it could give, it could get Yeah, I make
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: it work.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: So so first they tried to get Louis the fifteen
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: to buy it as a present for his mistress, Madame
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: du Ballet, but he died before they finished it. So yeah,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: that's probably something that So this is how her neck
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: looks like. It's strong, Like it looks like she could
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: really hold that necklace.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: It does, but unfortunately with something that specific to give
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: it to the mistress and then.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Be like, oh where'd you get that? Right?
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Oh can you imagine love? Actually the wife sees that
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: in the little ring box and then season on her
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: during Christmas, It's like, what the fuck? Yeah that's tough.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: She also has like a lot of chest Like I
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: don't know if I have enough chest area. And I
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: don't even mean breast, I mean just like the like
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: the chest plate, the what's the word for this, Like
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: I watched the pit boom stern Yeah.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: A lot of sternum. She got a lot of stern
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: up going on, So she's.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Really putting her pit knowledge to right to work here.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: You're right, do you think that's an artist rundering and
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: she do you think that that's being generous sort of
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: with what the artist is given here.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I mean they had to sit for these portraits forever,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: and the artists Like, if I sat for like that
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: many hours and they didn't give me some airbrush and
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: some some sepia and some you know, it made me
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: look like a baddie, I would be pissed off. The
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: artist did do a little Yeah, that's tough then, Yeah,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: but I mean her dress is giving. I know, she
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: probably smelled bad because nobody was bathing back then. And
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I think about that every time I see a period
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: piece and they start making out, and I'm like, I know,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: y'all broth as hot as hell, Like, why y'all just
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: making out all willy Nilly's teeth.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard, and I know y'all ain't taking no baths.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: So in seventeen eighty two, they offered it to Louis
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: the sixteenth for Marie Antoinette.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, Marie said no, even when they.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Reduced the price to a steal at one point six
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: million livres or like around seventeen point five million USD
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: in twenty twenty four or in twenty twenty five. She
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: said the funds would be better spent on building a warship,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: since France had just allied itself with the American insurgents
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: in the Revolutionary War. Also, she didn't like the style,
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: which was in the style of the previous monarchy and
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: looked like a horse's harness.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: How crazy to be, Like this money could really be
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: put to better use, and also it's so ugly.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Also, this money could really be put to better use,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: like a warship.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's good feeding people past.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: No, no, they got an ekship though.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Now we're talking and then they're aligning with us, our
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: wack asses, like literally, we should have paid the taxes,
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: like Great Britain paid for us to come over here.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: And then I say us, I was stolen. I was
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: a slave, but my ancestors.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: But you know, let's pretend that I was one of
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: the thieves who came over here on a boat Willingly
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: and I was a William McDougal, Donald whatever, and like
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: they were supposed to pay their taxes and they were
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: like you know what, we are so far away from y'all.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: We're won freedom.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: But I get it if I was that far away,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: which I guess, we are so like ocean between us.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Who you want me to send you money? Yeah, come
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: swim over and get it.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which they did they did, which is sort of
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: sort of what happened.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: That the war was the war? Now that I think
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: about it, they did swim over. Yeah yeah.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, well they're not teaching all history at school
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: no more, so this might be the best.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: You got to share this with your baby.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, we just explained the American Revolution.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, now your baby.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Now you're especially if you're in Florida, because I know
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: they ain't teaching them babies and nothing, so you know,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: just put this on. So the jewelers attempted to sell
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: the necklace abroad, offering it to Spain, England, the Two Sicilies, Tscany,
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: and Russia, but found no buyers. In desperation, Barmer even
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: threatened suicide before the Queen, begging her to reconsider, but
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: she said no again.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: WHOA.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: That's why that honesty is kind of brilliant, just to
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: be like, how much is this necklace worth?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: A life, life mine, deside right now, just side right
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: now my life, or kill me.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: You have to do it because you're doing it either
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: way by the necklace or you or I'm giving you
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: a gun and you have to shoot me right now.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Now that's too easy. You gotta throw little rocks at
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: me until I die. No, slow, not stone.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I want to be pebbled, pabbled to death.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Put me in a box and glass by glass. You
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: have to pour water in there until I drown.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: That's hard. That's a crazy marketing. I kind of love it.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I want to see what's the modern version of this
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Burger Kings like have it your way or we'll have.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: You know what it is, leave the planet. My cousin
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: was a part of m lums and I do legitimately
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: think what it is is like she would sell stuff
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: on live, like on Facebook, and she would be like,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: we can't get started until I have for more people
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: in my chat or whatever. And that feels like the
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: equivalent of that is he're just like desperately begging people
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: to join her live. Yeah, and she can see people's
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: names that are popping up and is calling them out
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: as they're leaving the chat.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: She's like Hi, John, Oh, Steve, you're leave it? Steve?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Why you leave it? Yeah? You must not love me,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: you must not want me to live. That's it. I
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: don't know. It's a strategy. So the swindler. Jean Deva,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Oh Gorgeous.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Aka the Countess of de la Mont, was the daughter
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: of Henry the second of France through an illegitimate son.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: She had grown up poor and often begged for food,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: but took her illegitimate claim to nobility seriously. Contemporary accounts
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: describe her as being thin, with small breasts, brown hair,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: and blue eyes. Now, why do we need to know
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: about her? Daties? That's gotta be so tough.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: If like historically we got to put this in an
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: album neck it was like a cup already.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: If your personal personality is that bad that they're like
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: scavenging for things to talk about you with, and so
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: that's sort of what they came up with, is just
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: like uh, breast small.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Uh, it's just like just searching for adjectives.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Her breast boom moved boobli as she walked through the castle,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: like what she had no personality Because the thing about
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Marie Antoinette is like obviously, like we weren't even our
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: lineages weren't even thought of when she was alive. But
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: well you'll know some things about her. Some things people
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: made up, things that people said she did. We got
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: movies about her where we just guessing. But obviously she
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: had a personality, clearly Marie's when that was a Babbage
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: you could never que you know what I mean? Yeah,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: I loved the Marines when that movie with Kristen Dunce
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: because they did some fun anacharisms where the word of
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: anacharism means like something that's out of a time period,
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: but it's on purpose.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: So when they were scrolling through like all.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Of her French fancy shoes, there was a pair of
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: pink convers no, like they just stuff like that. I
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: thought that was kind of cool. And I also just
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: love Kristin Dunce. I've loved her since The Virgin Suicide.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Oh Me too, That was my favorite movie. I loved it.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Should that have been our favorite movie? No? I think
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: that we probably, but we were like put that on again.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: It was like, no, you shouldn't.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Be somebody doesn't like you kill yourself in front of
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: them unless they want to go.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: To a date with you. Yeah, or they don't want
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: to buy your necklace.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, then I think some of this is
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: starting to uh starting to come together for me.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: So all we know about her is breast of her
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: hair and her eyes.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Ra right. So she married an officer of the French
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: military and one month later gave birth to twins, both
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: of whom only lived a few days. It was tragic,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: but they moved on pretty quickly.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Assuming that's so sad. It was tragic, but they moved on.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Don't worry. They moved on so fast, so fast.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, but this was back in the day
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: where like this whole reason we have birthdays. We celebrate
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: our birth because the children would just be dying all
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: really knewy you had to pop one out and see
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: if they was gonna make it, and if they made
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: it a year, you'd be like your birthday, Yeah you're
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: not dead.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: I never put that together, but of course, yes, wild.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: And so back then the kids was dying like hotcakes.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: So that I guess you can't get to a dead.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, we'll.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Put a sugar warning in here because I don't want
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to trigger anybody.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: But talking about olden times, we have modern medicine.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Now seventeen dangerous still dangerous.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Mortality rate for black women very high, very high.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: So they moved on pretty quickly, assuming the made up
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: titles of Count and Countess de la Mont. I'm not
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: saying all that, but you know they were the Count
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: and Countess of de la Mont VLLEHOI yea, yeah, y'all
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: know where it's at, right, y'all been to Del Moll?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it all My homies love De la
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Mont every weekend, every weekend. We so pretending to have
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: a claim to hire.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: This is what they did. They pretended they were the
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Count and the Countess of de la Mont. So there's
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: the count the countess, yes, yes, so, and they pretended
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: to have this like claim to hire status. They had
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: some money in court privileges, but the count wasn't able
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: to provide the extravagant lifestyle that the countess wanted, so
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: she started taking lovers, first to common who worked, who
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: worked in the military. So it was a jigglow who
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: worked in the military with her husband, and later she
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: became one of many women sleeping with the Cardinal de Ron,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: a famous horn dog at the French court.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: So I'm trying to read this back so I can understand.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: So she got with the jiggalo right who worked in
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: the military with her husband.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, so this is her husband homeboy, and she started
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: getting with him.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: It's so tough that he is working in the military
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: but also has to have a second job.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: And then she began she then she becomes like the
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: sidehole to the Cardinal de.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Rohan rahome Rome Cardinal de ron love that. Yeah, so
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: he's very popular in court. Now.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: What I think is interesting about this is like you
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: don't have to necessarily have like a bloodline to be
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: at court. It's kind of like there's a bloodline and
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: then there's just people who are like popular.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you either have to be really hot or come
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: from a family just kind of.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Still like now rich. Yeah, it is kind of still
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: like now yeh, that's exactly like now.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like exactly like now, like if Instagram
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: was court.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Wow we got our nepo babies. Yeah. Wow.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: It's not always so crazy, especially being in film and television,
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: where it's like there are people that are genuinely so talented,
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: but it is so nuts just like seeing people just
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: pop up.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: And you're like who is that person. It's like, oh,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: and they came out of nowhere nowhere. But it's like
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: that's how you get funding for your project. You'd be like,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: oh that we're also gonna write We're gonna put this
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: person in there, and you know they're Tom Hanks's son.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what chit. I already talked about
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: that show. I love it.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: So this Kandal, the Cornel Dejjam, Bishop of Strasbourg, why
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I gotta say his whole name like this is like
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: game of throws. I'm like, for the first of his name,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: lord of the Andals. So he was looking to do
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: some reputation rehab for himself when he met the countess,
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: because remember he was the the court ho like he
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: was out here really just giving, you know, giving it
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: to everybody.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: And he does not look good. This is y'all's hope. No,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: that's really tough. This is the man bald up top.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Right, Maybe he got some undercarriage things going on, bald
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: the popular.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Long on the sides, bald up top.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: And then he got like a.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Flip of bo like farah fawcet, like what yeah.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: And this this was y'all's king. This was y'all's bands.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, ugh, like.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's really hard to see me.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, Maybe he.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Was like really kind person, a generous lover.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, clearly he was doing all the French stuff.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there gonna be something going on there.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: He probably admitted the kiss.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Oh whoa, the French one. I love that because that
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: really is it is. There's got to be something else
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: going on there. Maybe it's just the confidence, you know
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: when he goes up and he's like, I like you
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: and I want to have sex with you.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: And then you're like, well, I guess I should we
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: we we okay, wee wee wee. So this is the
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Cardinal horn Dog and he's trying to rehabilitate his reputation. So,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: as French ambassador to Vienna from seventeen seventy two to
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: seventeen seventy four, he had slept around a lot, which
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: pissed off Marie Antoinette's mother, the Austrian Empress Maria Teresa.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Why is she mad?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: So Marie herself didn't like the horn Dog either, and
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: she cut him out of her inner circle. Rohand wanted
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: to get back in. So this is the Cardinal I'm
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: gonna call the cardinal. Cardinal wanted to get back in,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: but like everybody was like, you're a hoe and we
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: hate you. This is Empress Maria Teresa. Now why was
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: she mad? Did she hook up with the cardinal and
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: then she didn't want to spread in his.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Love? She looks sunned, she really does. You know what?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: They did have to sit for a long time, and
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: so it does. It's given.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I'm holding it in a fart or like, I really
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: do need to get to the bathroom, but get them
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: last brustrokes in and then I'm gonna go to the
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Royal loop chambers.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: The chambers.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Absolutely oh, thinking about how rich like you had to
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: be the person to bring over the little pot for
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: them to poop in and then take the poop out.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Away, That that was a job and a coveted job, right, Yes,
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: to like be because otherwise I guess you're just like
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: like a surf.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, at least I guess you get to live in
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: the castle. Yeah, you do have to see poop every.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Day, that's true.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: But there's like it's like fire and food in the castle.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there is fire and food.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: That's really hard to hear that that was a job
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: that people were like applying for again, kind of like today.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I like today, like today.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: So the count is at mont. This is the one
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: with the little boobs. But that's how we know her now,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: So I'm bringing her back in. Remember the count like
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: this is the wife.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Of huge eyes, tiny tiny boobs.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Big eyes, diny boobs.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: She's back in this, y'all. Are y'all staying with me?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Do we all know where the characters are at now?
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Because I'm starting to get confused myself. So we have
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: the countess who named herself the countess, and remember she married,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: She married the French officer, but then she started hooking
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: up with other people because she was like, I need
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: more in my life. And then she started hooking up
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: with the court ho, the court hole, Cardinal de Rohan,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: and then Marie Antwinette. Mama don't like the court ho
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Anita does Marie, but the courth hole was like, I
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: want to get back in with the popular kids, like
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: I won't have sex with.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Y'all know more, I promise ementary.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: So the Countess de la Monte suggested to the Cardinal
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: that Marie Antoinette actually did want the super expensive necklace.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: She just wanted to get it in secret rather than
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: publicly accepting it. So Marie was like, oh no, get
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: that ugly thing out of here.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: We need to spend money on warships and the poores.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: And then she was like, hey, come come back, Okay,
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I don't want the necklace, but can't damn nobody is
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: it her that's saying that? She says a rumor started
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: by the Countess little boobs.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: So she like has stolen the credit card and it's
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: kind of like, hey, look what Marie gave me.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Shed Look look she wants it. Actually she does want to.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: She starts to make usper campaign's doing sort of reverse
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Fara fawcets bidding. Yeah, whoa Okay, so this is obviously
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: gonna be like something that everybody wants to run with
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: because everybody knows how expensive this necklace is.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Sure, the Countess said.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Marie would be prepared for a formal reconciliation at court
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: if Rowan would do the dirty work of negotiating with
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: the jewelers.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: So she's making all this up and she's.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Like, if my if the cardinal Cardinal Hoe does the
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: little back door deal for the necklace, that he can
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: get back in good with the court that he slept with, right,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: this is convoluted, But okay, Countess, I'm with you, so.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: She's got time on her hands.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: So Countess little boobs gay, I'm sorry, so we get
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: something to go with now. Gave the cardinal forged letters
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: supposedly from the queen and set up a meeting between
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: the two at night at the garden of her side.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: The Cardinal was actually talking to a prostitute named Nicole
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Legue de Olivia, who had very slight passing resemblance to
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Marie Antoinette.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: But he bought it.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: So she was like, so kinda's little boo was like,
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: meet up with this Marie at night, and you know,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: this is back at night when they don't have like
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: street lights or anything like that. They might have a
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: little candle with them, but flickering in the wind if
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: it's windy. Oh y'all in the dark. So they meet
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: and she had hired a sex worker named Nicole Legue
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: who kind of looked like Marie Antoinette and had her
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: meet this man in the dark.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's crazy. So Cardinal help.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Bought it disguised in a Muslim gown and veil because
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: it'd be nice time you gotta wear a veil. Of course,
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: she had a little bit of Marie Antoinette's vibe, and
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: she handed him a rose and whispered, you know what
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: this means.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: You can't count on the bus being forgotten. That was
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: a horrible friend, Jackson, but the best being forgotto.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: And you've really painted a picture of how ghost stories
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: get started, you know what I mean.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Flickering lights were in the musklin. We're in the veil,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: as one does.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: So.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Before he could continue the conversation, the Countess's accomplices staged
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: an interruption, cutting the meeting short. They said, oh, she
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: gotta go, she gotta go. She canna say no more, no.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: More, no, no, no, no, no no.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: So the cardinals signed a contract with the jewelers to
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: pledge his credit to pay for the necklace in four
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: installments over two years. He got the necklace, gave it
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: to the Countess, and she took off. Oh good for her, Yes,
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: she said, you keep talking about my little boves. Now
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I got a big old neck I saw just well,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: she's got so much, so much stern. She is the
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: one that can fit that necklace actually pretty perfectly. Yes,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: so when the cardinal failed to raise the first installment
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: in full, the jewelers asked Marie Antoinette directly full payment.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: She says she never heard of this whole deal and
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: wasn't a part of it. Was I don't know what
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about necklace, I said, no, remember warships.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Remember.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: So meanwhile, Count de Lamont, who this is Countess Gossip
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: queen with the little books that we're gonna call her
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: gossip queen. Now we won't call her little boobs anymore.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: All booms matter. Yeah, But so now she's just gonna
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: be Countess Gossip.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: So Countess Gossip's husband, Count de la Mont, had taken
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: the necklace to London and sold it off in pieces.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: The diamonds ended up on.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: The black markets of Paris, London and Amsterdam. Whoa, So
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: he broke it apart like they were in Mean Girls,
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: and he was like a little piece. Yet you look
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: so good in that dress, Scretchen.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: It's all just diamonds and he's like tossing it out.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: That's crazy that that was an option the entire time,
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: when nobody wanted to buy this necklace, and this guy
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: was getting desperate instead of going like, oh, I'll just
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: like cut it up and he was.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Like I can't. He my samd like that was a natural.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Next step is wild breaking up in pieces and sell it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: That's really wild.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: He's an artist, Yeah, he's an artist. That's true art giving,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: really emotional emo artists.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: And it's part of the performance now too, So you're
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: buying sort of the story.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I love the consequences.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Lewis the sixteenth or Louis the sixteenth had the cardinal
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: arrested and imprisoned in the bastie. Now, remember the cardinal
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: was the one who's trying to rehabilitate his reputation. He
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: thought that, you know, this was going to be the
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: way to do it. He got scammed and he couldn't
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: pay back the necklace, so he doesn't have the necklace.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: And he also didn't get to go back to court,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: and now he's in jail. Tough, but he got to
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: have sex with so many people, you know what, And
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: that's where you know, you gotta just take your l's.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you win some sometimes you're.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: With everybody, yeah, and everybody going. Other times, you know,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: when you get locked up, yeah, then you're in that
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: that one movie you.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Win some you have sex with everybody something, so.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes you Rob. This was the exact plot of
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Ye and I just say lot mis ro y'all gonna
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: kill me. I am a theater kid. It was she
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: miss Robs, Less Miserable Less. Did you like the movie?
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I did?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I love me some Anne Hathaway. I
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: don't know why there was a hate campaign. There was
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: never a hate campaign against her in the black community,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: so we didn't really know that was like white people's business.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: But I remember people being like, oh my gosh, Aunt
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Hathaway's finally back after people had so much disdain for her, and.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I remember, like our Princess from prison diar, we always
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: loved her.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: No, that was exclusively I feel like white theater kids
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: that were so mad about it in a way that
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: makes no sense. People are jealous that she could be
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: a movie star and be such a good singer and
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: beauty and beautiful.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: And nice, and they were like, oh, look at her
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: getting all sacred, and she's not really that happy about
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: that award.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: It was like, damns, can't smile. She didn't do nothing
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: to you. She's smile and said thank you, and they're like, oh,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: it's so sacrid. It's a fake.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like, listen, this is Ann Hathaway podcast. Ant Hathaway,
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: come on the show, Come and be hilarious.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I won't be here, but you should come and maybe
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: I can watch.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Now you can come back, you can Bush. I'll sit
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: in the corner. I'll be so quiet.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: So unfortunately, Louis the sixteenth had the cardinal arrested, ride
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: and imprisoned in the Bestie. He was tried before the
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Parliament of Paris and eventually acquitted of the charges of
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: having fraudulently acquired the necklace, but he was deprived of
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: all his offices and exiled to the Abbey of La
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Chad in.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Courteous. So that's a this is where you're banished. Oh
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: this is excellent. Xcell looks good. I wish this was
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: exile because I know, like America's going to close up shop,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: so I'm trying to see where I'm gonna go.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: I love that.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Me and my cousins were talking about that in the car.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: They were like, does zanbal Trump have a list of
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: where he's deporting people? Do we have a choice?
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sort of be like, yeah, I'll go back
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: to Ireland. Or whatever stay in Ireland. But the ice
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: situation is actually extremely serious and so fucked up. Like
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: I just literally look a stopo and it is just
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: so awful to see. But it's also really wonderful to
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: see how many fights I've seen online where like Americans
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: are out in the streets just like fist fighting.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: And it's like it's it's a circle, it's coming. It
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: literally feels like history we're watching in real time.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, repeat itself. And since we're not teaching history anymore,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: people are.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Like, now this is so new, brand new, brand new, Yeah,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: and it's like, no, babes, this is real old. Yeah.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: But I do like the people whose first time at
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: protests and now they're like, well, why do the protests
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: have any activities for the children?
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, complained about not having any activities for the children,
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: complained that there was no like daycare, Like no, what
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: do y'all think we were doing in the sixties, or like,
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know, last week, we have not stopped protesting
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: black people.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: We haven't.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: But in the sixties we were walking around in church
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: suits and painful shoes, getting hosed and attacked by dogs.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: They didn't have no child care.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what. Yeah.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: And it's why community is so important, is that you've
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: got somebody that is, you know, sick or older and
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: they can help look after kids or like talk.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: To your neighbors, you know what I mean. Like it's
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: so important.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: It's like the biggest active resistance I think we can
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: do right now is like getting to know the people
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: around us, yes.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: And building that community back up because we all need it.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: And that's why there is such a huge like I'm
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: not going to contribute to the loneliness epidemic. Some of
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: y'all just don't have personalities, and so you made your
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: personality hate and women, and that's why you can't get
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: you one. I can't feel sorry if you're all broke.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, work, read a book, you know, make make
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: books your things.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: You need one. There's plenty of people who don't have
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: a personality, but they are They.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Have like a really intense hobby where they like go
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: to the convention is for it and they have all
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: of it and they know everything about it. I'm like,
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: that's a personality. That's somebody who didn't have a natural charisma,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: but they were like, you know what, my charisma is
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: going to be like POGs.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. Yes, and nobody is more pog
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: than me.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we both said our thing. I was like, oh,
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: I love Legos and that's my thing.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, we have personalities. I don't have a specific copy.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know what my I guess it's scams.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, oh no, that's hard. Did I
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: not have a personality?
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: I feel like scams you have to have an unbelievable
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: amount of personality to just the baseline to get into.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: But I'm like the person who's like really into them,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: So that means I'm making scams my personality. And then
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I started calling myself scam Goddess. And then I wrote
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: a book called Scam Goddess and television show called Scam Goddess,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: and this podcast is called scam Goddess. And I now
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I do fraud conventions. Oh no, scamming is my personality?
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: You do fraud conventions?
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I just got back from the Global Fraud Convention speaking there.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: It was very cool. Is it a trap?
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's a trap to be like, hey, honest,
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: come to the fraud Convention.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: It's the worst place you want to be if you're
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: a criminal. Because everyone is a sloth. Everyone is like
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: in the FBI, or everybody's a forensic accountant or they
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: work for the Irbrest. Like I learned what a lot
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: of these people do, and I was like, this is
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: the worst place to be a criminal, because you got
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: all the nerds together and they're all like very specifically
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: focused on catching like certain types of fraud do.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: They have events where they're like, we're going to do
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: one little crime and then everyone's going to have to
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: try and figure it out and whoever figures fastest.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: It's so fun. That's for free.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: That's for free for everybody, for y'all go ahead and
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: take that.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta guess who's the criminal. It's like, that's
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: so fun.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, well he was exot to this big, beautiful place gorgeous.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: To me, that's not quite a punishment. It sounds like
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: you got to have last of sex and then just
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: like a brief stay and a clink and now you're
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: living your days out in a manchione.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: So literally just like a garden, a beautiful garden, probably
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: like two thousand bucks a month or something like that
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: for a beautiful, like big bedroom.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: It was inherited, so oh, yeah, no money.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: No money, free someone else's money.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: So the Countess de Lamont was sentenced to be flogged,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: branded and in prison for life who at the Celepetriere
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: prison in Paris, she was branded with a hot iron
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: with the V for voleus, which means thief.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: A volus I speak Spanish, guys, you're so which means thief.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: So she got branded like so everybody would know from
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: there on that she was a criminal.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: And when you think.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: About like today's timing, like unless you get like, unless
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: your crime is so famous that they do a documentary,
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: like that's kind of our branding now is like Hulu
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: puts out a doc about you, and now we all know,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: oh my gosh, while it's happening crazy. Did you see
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: the advertisement on Hulu for the Diddy documentary. I'm not
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: gonna talk about ditty or that he did because that's
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: gross and he's we know, he's a bad, horrible, horrible person.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: But what was shocking to me was that it would
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: be like every day that they were having court, then
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: the doc would be up like today in court, I'm like, what, hey,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: you're making a documentary.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: He's literally it's literally happening.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like they they're so thirsty to be first now
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: that I feel like they're like running out of the
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: courtroom and just like uploading it, just like how I
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: posted Instagram, Hulu posts like it's.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: All vertical switch together with cap cut documentary with Capcuit.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: It was crazy. And you know, you know, you know,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: we love Hulu here, Okay, we love and go in touch.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: We love Hulu. Who my best friend who. Hulu's really
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: lifted me up in my times of me so.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: And I think you're the most talented person on the planet.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: So we love Hulu. We love them right there next
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: So.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Also, the flogging here is getting me. So flogging is
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: like when they like whip you with a with a.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: With a whip. Oh, is that what it is? Yes?
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: I think maybe because flog rhymes this log. I am
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: just picturing like a plank, you know what I mean?
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: That can't be right, Like she had.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: To just hold a plank. That was like herment. Yeah, yeah,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: she's getting jacked. Oh no, like getting hit with a plank.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: But I think it is just because flog rhymes with Okay,
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: that is so.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Much more intense. It's yeah, it's when you get hit
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: with a whip, but getting here with a plank?
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: The hell?
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Did you see da Vinci Code? Is this what happens
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: in Da Vinci Code with the Paul Benny Benny?
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't see it, but I'm guessing that it probably
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: is because it was like a big Christian act too,
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: like like self flagellation.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where you like whip yourself. Yes, yeah, there we go.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: And so not only did they put a V on
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: her chest so people could tell if she was coming,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: they also whipped her ass like that's crazy like, and
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: they threw her in jail like she got all the punishments.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Her seems worse than the guy that was the one
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: that like actually had his fingerprints over everything.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Well, he technically thought he was paying mystery, it was
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: stolen from him, so that's why he was let out.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: He got to go to the mansion. But she straight
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: up did set up the whole scam and scheme. So
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: she started rumors in court, remember, and she set up
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: the scheme, and so they were like, well we go
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: ahead to be Joe Ass and Brandy Man with throwing
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: you in jail, like that's a lot of prison, I
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: mean a lot of punishment.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: I feel like if I mean, like I don't know
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: sort of like what the the what the sort of
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: the business world was like at that time. But I
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: do feel like that could end up being like a
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: calling card, be like look what I did, I was
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: able to. I didn't get away with it, but like
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: look at.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: All that scammery intoinette. Yeah yeah, she's definitely like famous
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: in jail. Like she's like a gin Shaw in jail
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: for sure. Yeah, yeah, she's definitely famous. So in June
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: seventeen eighty seven, oh our good sister, Countess gossip Akay,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: formally formally known as down to his Little Boobs.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: I love that you changed her name so you didn't
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: have to say little boobs anymore.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: But it is just kind of fun to say. Unfortunately,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: just need to remind people.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So in June seventeen eighty seven, she escaped from
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: prison dressed as a boy. Okay, see those little boobs
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: came in handy, saved her life. Saved her life. So
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: she left dressed as a boy. She fled to England
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: and published scandalous memoirs Shit Talking the Queen.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I love this person so much.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Incredible it's writing tell all like you left jail and
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: instead of quietly like living as someone who has fleed prison,
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: you were like, I'm gonna start, uh, letty whistle boobs
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: count just little boobs, little whistle out like in England.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: And just talk shit about the queen. My goodness.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: So the full title is Memoirs of the Contessa de
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: la Monte, containing a complete justification of her conduct and
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: an explanation of the intrigues and artifices used against her
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: by her enemies. Relative to the diamond necklace, that is
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: the title.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Snappy, very snappy tongue. Oh my, that is a.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Long ass title and I love it. In here, She's like,
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: it's a it's an explanation of her condent. I'm sorry
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: her her conduct and how her enemies were hating on her,
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: and how really we can justify what she did.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: She's like, first of all, it was justified. Second body,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: it was all hating on me.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: I love this too, because she's I guess, theoretically been
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: in jail for years at this point, right, I mean.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: She got out in seventeen eighty seven, and let me
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: see what she was flogged. Check the flog date.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta look at the flog date to see
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: if she was in jail very long, because I want
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: to say that she wasn't.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, because I'm like, then, I guess it is topical.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: But even if like two years had gone past, surely
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: other things have happened at this point, you know.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: What I mean, after seventy four, So I think seventeen
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: eighty five is when the scam episode.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Seventeen eighty seven. She couldn't have been there long.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like three years. Yeah, so I guess long enough
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: that people would remember it. But they would have been like,
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: oh right, that thing that happened, or maybe news just
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: didn't move as fast at that point in time.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: But it was funny, of course not.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: But then she wrote an entire book and got it
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: published and got distribution. People would have been clamoring for
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: that distribution. Let's be honest.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that it's not a book.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: It does say memoirs, but pamphlet at the newspaper, lady whistled.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Now she's mean girl style back to the Crown, just
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: like ripping out pages and like throwing it down the
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: hallway for people to read.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, that was definitely and I guess they have some
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: of them. So she did this in seventeen eighty nine,
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: A bad bitch you could never kill.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, really incredible. So yeah, it's like a.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Little gossip break, Yeah, that she's just throwing out to
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: the people and talking her shit. So though Marie Antoinette
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: didn't actually do anything wrong here, the scandal confirmed the
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: belief of French people at the time that she was
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: morally loose and frivolous. Oh what she got to be
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: moral and loose, So people were looking for reasons to
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: hate on her, right this Marie Antoinette. I'm kind of
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: low key don't believe a lot of the stuff that
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: they say about Marie Antoinette, because isn't it historically inaccurate?
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Like didn't she she never say let the meat cake?
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wasn't it somebody else? Or she said something?
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they said that was made up, And I'm like,
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: she was just a babbage, and y'all was just hating
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: on a babbage and that's what I was giving.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: It really is so tricky because it's like, I totally
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: understand people being frustrated and being like you're so rich
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: and like nobody is doing anything, but also too, I
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: would imagine being a woman during that time, she didn't
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: really have any power in the situation.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Did she Maybe she did talk about those warships.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a bunch. She just talked about them, get
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: them right. She was like looking at them. She was
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: like she was shopping for a war she.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Was shopping for a worship. Couldn't find the one in
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: the right color that she liked.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: So they already didn't like that. She was originally from
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Austria rather than France. She was relatively uneducated, she spent
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: a lot of money, and France itself was being like
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: they were in a recession.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: So this was putting.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Everybody in a really bad mood. Yeah, recession is putting
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: it lightly. These people were starving on the streets, Like,
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: is that what we're calling a recession? Now it seems
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: like a little recession. People stopping on the streets, you know,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: giving away to babies. Yeah, yeah, no home, no clothes, Yeah,
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: scraping and scrown.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Tough, tough, tough.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Look, yeah, but you know the markets will be back
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: up soon, like now we're back in some present day.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is really tough because it's like, on the
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: one hand, like did Marianne Toinette say, let the me cake.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Maybe not, but she is like, I don't know, I
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: was really hoping for red worship and they only have
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: it in silver, right, and that's really tough.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: She didn't say it, but she kind of said it
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: with her action.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: We're making it snappy or somebody punched it up for her.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: Actually they're doing her a favor exactly.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: So the arbitrary arrest of the cardinal and that's Cardinal
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: horny Man, remember, Yeah, the pressure put on his judges
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: and the final disgrace made the king look weak and
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: his government looked tyrannical. This whole like necklace situation happened
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: and it was remembered. Count just gossip, count justus little boobs, hm,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: remember or talking shit about marine Swinette is saying that
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: she was trying to buy this necklace. So all of
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: this makes the king look weak, right, It looks like
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: the women are running the court, and how dare women
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: run things?
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: You know, because of that pesky you know, womanhood of course. Classic.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So the king now looks really weak and his
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: government also looks like assholes because of y'all over here
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: talking about a seventeen million dollar necklace while people are starving.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: That is so funny that They're like, the people are
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: really happy.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: It must be because some Gave men are running the court.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: That's got to be it.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: That's why they're unhappy. Yeah, we can't have women running
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: things because people are starving and dying.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because of these ladies. And back to present day.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: We could have had Kamala Harris. But but y'all were like, no,
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: not a woman. Yeah there where a woman this No, no, no,
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: we will take the criminal who is literally robbing us
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: blind and important citizens.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's not even blind. He didn't even bother.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: He was like, no, I'm stealing from y'all. When did
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: my jet get here? Now, he's definitely gonna try to
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: take that jet when he leaves office.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one thousand. He's like putting his name on it,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: call my name on it. What are you gonna do
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: with this? Is come my name on it. It's Trump
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: And no it's for men. They said I could take
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: to one thing. Reagan did it. Somebody somebody had had
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: a plane, that classic role when you leave the presidency,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: you get to take one thing with you.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: But like I think he's trying to play it, Like
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: I think what he's gonna do is pretend like he's
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: putting it in his presidential library, because presidents in the
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: past have done that.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: But then it's going to disappear. The plane is going
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: in the library. The plane is gonna teach kids how
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: to read. There's no drag queen story time. There's gonna
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: be plain story time. They're gonna get in the plane
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: and they're gonna learn to read. So good, we got
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: the best people from the military.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, these wives will be teaching.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: The wives have the bachelor degree. It's fine, it's fine.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: You're doing an excellent impression. I can't even try.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Oh it haunts my dreams. Well, I guess those would
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: be called nightmares. Dream with trumpet, it is not a dream.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: So they already hated on Marie, right, and now like
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: the king looks weak because all this stuff is going on.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: You know, everybody's gasiping. So the diamond necklace incident was
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: one of many factors leading to the end of the
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: political and social systems in France and therefore to the
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: French Revolution, including Marie ant Antoinette's.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Death by guillotine. Yeah.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: So all of this basically got ramped up because of
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Countess Little Books and her scam.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like and her gossip, and it kind of
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: seems like the winner in all of this is the
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: guy that she used.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: What's his name again? Oh, let's go with that. No,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: de La her ex husband.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: They stay together, this guy, right, because he sort of
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: he was the mark though, but it didn't he end
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: up just like getting cardinal hornets. This is kind of
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: he was the mark, right of course. So it seems
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: like the husband is the one that sort of walked off.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Really kind of won. But I think the husband did
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: end up having to go to somebody's jail, right, but
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: the husband kind of won. So so okay, there you go.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: So the affair probably should have bankrupted the jewelers Bomber
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: and BassaNge, but their company is still around today.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: And I mean there's Do we like these areas? Yeah?
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: That one.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: Do?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I like the only ear ring We can see things?
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: Whoa?
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: So it's so listen.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Art comes in all forms and sometimes people it's good.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Do you like it?
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Can we zoom in a little bit? Yeah? Maybe it'soman
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: a little bit more.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: That's gonna be the problem is we're just not seeing
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: it's maybe zoom out a lot more. Actually, yeah, maybe
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: farther away, way so far, that's much better.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: And then let me just okay, when I look at
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: it from back here, now, oh yeah, that's that's good.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: That's a good thing. Huh.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: I almost like a jellyfish, if I'm being honest, like
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: a sexy jellyfish.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: It looks like something you would find that Claire's in
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: that like a half off, like a seventy percent off.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Then okay, here's what I'll say about it. That's good?
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: From far away?
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: You can tell that she's wearing ear rings. So if
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: you want people from a far to be able to
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: tell that you're wearing an ear ring, like that is
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: absolutely accomplishing it.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be They're gonna know how much is that?
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Is this one of those things where they don't put
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: the prices on the website? Is it so expensive that
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: they don't put the price on the website? Like inquire within?
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: And then they say that you have a Gmail account,
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: They're like, we're not.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Even gonna send this back to your poor you can't
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: afford this. If you need to know the price, that
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: means you can't. If you can't afford it.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: For home, we we Okay, this, No, no, okay, we
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: have to post that photo on the low way. What
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: kind of joys are you making?
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: If you like this, I will support you one thousand
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: percent bad for you in the comments.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: I want you to have it if it's what you want,
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: because that's all jewelry, right if like it's like my
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: mom used to like those Pandora bracelets, and I'm like,
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I love that for you.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy that you.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Like that Pandora because it is like a multi level
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: marketing like scheme where it's like, you buy the bracelet
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: within every year, you got to get her your little
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: charm to commemorate the bracelet, so you're buying the bracelet
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: forever forever.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: It's a multi level marketing scheme for you.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Never stop buying the bracelet. Yeah, okay, those are now
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: found something that Yeah, it's a lot of diamonds. Okay,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: okay to like it and then we really see it
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: and we're like, oh, it's.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Like you know what, Okay, here's what they should do.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: This light show is happening every like three seconds, they're
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: flipping through sides. If they were flipping through these sides
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: like at likeo point five seconds, so we were literally
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: just getting flashes. Oh yeah, then we'd be like like
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: if you were having a war flashback or something like
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: the Mad Girls Club, Like no, like logo, like why
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: do I this whole.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Top tanic ash jewelry? Yes, it's very My heart will
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: go on every piece one thousand, every piece needs to
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: be worn into old age and then thrown into the ocean. Ocean,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: m and on that note that brings us to the
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: end of a fantastic episode. Are amazing, Lacy.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: I literally, I truly cannot tell you what a fan
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: I am of this podcast. I've been traveling and I've
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: been listening to it over and over again. So I've
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: been listening to your voice for so long I'm not
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: like being in person and watching your voice come out
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: of your mouth in real time is very surreal. So
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: it like, truly, I'm such a fan, and foremost.
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  Speaker 1: This beautiful jewelry, beautiful jewelry, beautyful. It's so it's big,
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  Speaker 1: big jewelry big, just not a lie. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I can say real fast, but jewelry. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You can purchase where books are sold or audio books
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  Speaker 2: and charity definitely do that, yes, And I had to
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  Speaker 2: bring up I feel like I just sold way to me.
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  Speaker 3: No, Listen, here's the thing is, like I think that honestly,
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  Speaker 3: taking you create so much joy, and all of your
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  Speaker 3: things create so much joy. And I think like preserving
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  Speaker 3: some peace and like having joy to go like donate
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  Speaker 3: to charity and do work and stuff like that is
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  Speaker 3: also really important.
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  Speaker 2: And like, Vick, I know you're really involved in these causes,
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  Speaker 2: but like I feel like because your plug was so,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, people are gonna listen to this and be like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: they just like gave us some good resources to help
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  Speaker 2: the community. And then I'm like and buy my stuff
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  Speaker 2: and by this stuff and boy that stuff okay, am
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  Speaker 2: I Marie Annette, I'll.
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  Speaker 1: Do one too.
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  Speaker 3: I'll do I'll do a one that that's like fun too.
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  Speaker 3: I like Slinky's. I've gotten back into Slinky's recently, So
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  Speaker 3: go find one online, buy it from a big box store.
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  Speaker 3: And so that's my other plug.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even yours. You're not going to receive any prozi.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Sitting here with an angel, it means just a little devil.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I keep telling everyone.
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  Speaker 1: But I want y'all to get out there and hmm
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  Speaker 1: mm hmmmm. I want you to get out there. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, congregation. I want you to get out
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