Latest / The SEANC View / Budget debate heats up with Senate's proposal
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- 0:00Music.
- 0:10Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of the Scenic View podcast.
- 0:15I'm your host, Jonathan Owens, Communications Director here at Scenic,
- 0:19State Employees Association of North Carolina for our new listeners.
- 0:22And I'm joined today by Executive Director Artis Watkins, Government Relations
- 0:27Director Suzanne Beasley, and Podcast Producer Sam Klein. Welcome, everyone. Thank you.
- 0:33Thank you. Today is Thursday, April 10th.
- 0:37It's the start of the Masters, and that's what I meant. Is it?
- 0:40That's what I was paying attention to there earlier.
- 0:42John's seasons are based on sporting events.
- 0:47Mostly sports related. I keep thinking about the time that we were about to
- 0:50podcast and I had like Wimbledon on. And you were like, why are you watching Wimbledon?
- 0:55Sometimes it gets dire for John. All the sports. All the sports.
- 0:59Anyway, it's a beautiful day here in Raleigh. Maybe a little chill in the air.
- 1:03Is it supposed to be colder this weekend?
- 1:05I think it's going to warm back up. Yeah. Okay. I thought it was supposed to
- 1:08warm back up. What happened? Because it was supposed to be cold like Tuesday, right? Yeah.
- 1:12I think it's going to stay, though, kind of nice compared to what it was last
- 1:16week. Good yard work weather. We've been in fake spring. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:20As long as it gets warm enough for me to put my plants back outside, I'm okay. Oh, yeah.
- 1:24They all had to come back inside a week after I had just planted them all.
- 1:29So we're stuck in this studio instead of outside in the sun.
- 1:33But we do have a fan now, so that's cool. We're going to talk about important
- 1:36issues for state employees and retirees, as we always do.
- 1:40As usual, we'll start with the legislature.
- 1:42Yesterday, the News and Observer reported that the Senate's budget proposal
- 1:46will be released next week. Yeah, we're here on Monday.
- 1:50Monday. Well, that's pretty early in the week. But generally,
- 1:53that's what happens. It comes down on Monday evening.
- 1:55You've got to plow through it pretty quickly to get ready for votes.
- 1:59Don't have the specifics of what's in that bill, obviously, right now.
- 2:02But as soon as we do, we will push that information out to you guys.
- 2:06But yeah, Monday looks like the big day for the Senate proposal.
- 2:09And from that story, I think it was in the under the dome section of the News
- 2:13and Observer. It said that they expected votes by the end of the week. Right.
- 2:17Right. So there'll be not much discussion on it. Generally isn't.
- 2:21That's pretty much how it's gone the last, well, years.
- 2:24You know, they release it on Monday. You better plow through it so you know
- 2:27what's in it. And then Wednesday and Thursday are usually votes.
- 2:30And remember, they're saying they didn't take much issue with Governor Stein's budget that he put out.
- 2:34To recap, he proposed a 10% raise for teachers and admin folks like principals,
- 2:41but most people in the schools would get 2%.
- 2:44So your teaching assistants, folks who work in the cafeteria or school bus drivers,
- 2:50things like that, would get 2%. So that's kind of a lot of people, that's misleading.
- 2:54They think everybody in the schools would be getting 10% if the legislature
- 2:57adopted Governor Stein's budget.
- 2:59But it's just teachers and principals. It looks like that's targeted towards,
- 3:02and then the rest of state government, he proposed the 2% and a one-time $1,000 bonus.
- 3:09And I saw there's a story, I guess, yesterday, too, that the House and the Senate
- 3:12agreed on a spending limit. Is that correct? It's like $800 million.
- 3:16Yes, the modern era thing is for them to get together and figure out a spending
- 3:21cap that they just agree amongst themselves. We're not going to go beyond.
- 3:24And, yeah, they've done that. Whether they adhere to it or not.
- 3:28But as part of that story on the Senate budget coming out, it said that the
- 3:33DAVE Act would also be in the Senate's budget, or it likely would be in it.
- 3:38So, yeah, that's some chatter, too. If you guys remember, the DAVE Act is a
- 3:42piece of legislation that we've told you guys about, and it proposes that a
- 3:46division be set up within the state auditor's office that would address government efficiency.
- 3:52Specifically by looking at each agency to determine if, in their opinion,
- 3:58this division of the auditor's office thinks the agency's needed,
- 4:01but also any vacant positions to determine if they believe those vacant positions are needed.
- 4:06And the act also includes something about the ability to use AI for that. Yes, yes. That's right.
- 4:12But otherwise doesn't lay out the parameters of how they determine if these
- 4:16positions are needed or not.
- 4:17And plus that division would require employees.
- 4:21Yeah, it'd be an allocation of money to have employees to do it.
- 4:24However, what I find most interesting about it is that a lot of legislators
- 4:28are saying, hey, look, we're not saying that whatever the auditor or his employees
- 4:35in this section, this Dave section,
- 4:37whatever they come back to us and say to cut, we're not saying we will.
- 4:41We're just asking them to tell us. Now, how in the world would a legislator
- 4:45say, nah, y'all been studying it and you've used whatever metrics you've used,
- 4:51but I'm just going to decide I'm not voting with you? without getting shellacked.
- 4:55So, of course, they're going to have to rubber stamp it, right?
- 4:57And so, if they don't, the only thing you can do as a legislature is have your
- 5:03own nonpartisan professional staff, fiscal research, which have been there for
- 5:08decades doing this kind of work when needed,
- 5:11have them look at it. That would be a check and balance.
- 5:14That would let a legislator know they really agree.
- 5:17However, if you're doing that, that's duplicative and one might argue inefficient.
- 5:22You already have the nonpartisan professional staff of fiscal research,
- 5:27which has kind of always been considered an unparalleled staff of the legislature,
- 5:32and people have expected the legislature.
- 5:34They're appropriating the money to make sure that they should be the ones making
- 5:38sure by hauling agencies in to report to them, to answer the tough questions,
- 5:43and provide the documentation to fiscal research.
- 5:46That's how it's always been done. So I find it strange that the defense of this
- 5:50is, we're not saying we're going to do what they tell us to do.
- 5:54Well, if you don't, you're going to have to spend more money to run the same
- 5:57program somewhere else to know what to do. So it's just ironic at best.
- 6:02So you just said that a nonpartisan, maybe apolitical group recommends things.
- 6:08Traditionally, it has been very, very vital, and it has been the case that the
- 6:12fiscal research staff at the General Assembly is a nonpartisan professional
- 6:17staff that the public could rely upon to give advice to all legislators of either party,
- 6:22and they've behaved that way. That is what they've done.
- 6:26So then turning this over to an obviously political... Well,
- 6:30you have to run under some party to run for a statewide elected office.
- 6:34So doesn't that seem to suggest that they want it to be political?
- 6:38I mean, arguably, politics has to enter the room when you put it under a statewide
- 6:42elected office where somebody's got to run under some party's banner.
- 6:46Yeah. It's just, do you think people in North Carolina, when they check the
- 6:50box for the state auditor, they thought that he would have this much power or,
- 6:54you know, I mean. No. Like, is this a thing?
- 6:58Well, I mean, he didn't until they passed legislation to. Right.
- 7:01I don't think anyone really knew what the state auditor did.
- 7:05I mean, that's fair. But no, I don't think anybody was expecting that the state
- 7:10auditor would be telling the legislature, here's the state agencies that you
- 7:14should keep, and here's the vacant positions that are supposed to provide public
- 7:17services that you need or don't need.
- 7:20And I used AI, so. And also, how is AI going to tell them?
- 7:24I don't. Still don't know. There's a lot of unanswered questions.
- 7:27And I'm not saying you can't use AI.
- 7:28Maybe you can. But again, somebody would have to plug in some input in order
- 7:33to get anything out of AI.
- 7:36And we used the example last week. How many probation parole officers are you
- 7:40going to tell the AI you want per 100,000 or quarter million North Carolinians?
- 7:45You still need that human input.
- 7:48So State Auditor Beth Wood, when she was in office, she was almost seen as apolitical.
- 7:54She had friends on both sides. Well, yeah, she made a big deal out of saying she needed to stay.
- 7:59And it just seems like that one position would be less political than most of
- 8:04the other, because it's kind of like your umpire, you're calling balls and strikes,
- 8:07right? Well, it's really sensitive work they would be doing.
- 8:09Like this Dave Act, and it did pass the Senate. And the Senate's pretty clear
- 8:13it's going to be part of their budget that's coming out next week.
- 8:15So the House is going to have to decide, do they want that in there?
- 8:19At the end of the day, the one thing we can all agree on, I say at the end of the day a lot.
- 8:23But anyway, the one thing we can all agree on, and we say this all the time
- 8:28in committee, there is not a soul who thinks it's a bad idea to look at every
- 8:33program we have. But I don't understand.
- 8:36It's almost like pretend now that we never had these legislative committees
- 8:41charged with doing that and who, in fact,
- 8:44would meet and take testimony from agency employees and review do documentation, and make changes.
- 8:52I don't know. It's like we're acting like we need to rediscover fire.
- 8:56It just seems to me that we already have fire. That's not a task you can enter
- 8:59into with an agenda and do it fairly.
- 9:03Well, and look, I don't know what if any agenda Auditor Bullock or any auditor
- 9:08that follows him would have, but I can tell you this,
- 9:11you're just not going to have faith out of the public and certainly out of the
- 9:15employees in the same way that you would with the legislature,
- 9:19the legislative staff recommending,
- 9:22you know, looking at these things and legislative committees hashing them out.
- 9:26But, you know, we'll have to see how this plays out.
- 9:28You know, there's always a shuffling of the deck a little bit in terms of what
- 9:31agency heads get in terms of powers. So who knows?
- 9:34And just to bring it back full circle to members, why should members care about
- 9:39this? Why should members care about the DAVE Act?
- 9:41So the main difference between the DAVE Act and any other DOGE effort is that
- 9:45it's only directing the auditor to look at agencies themselves as whether or
- 9:51not they're needed and vacant positions as to whether or not they're needed.
- 9:55So it's not a government efficiency thing. It is literally about agencies and
- 10:00state employee jobs, and that's it, as though that's all there is in government spending.
- 10:04All the while, there are literally bills being filed this week that would appropriate
- 10:11money to non-governmental entities.
- 10:13So we're worried about efficiency, but we're going to suggest spending more
- 10:18money on non-governmental entities that there is nothing in the bill about how
- 10:23we will track that money How the auditor's office will track that money.
- 10:27You'd have to add so many people to the auditor's office First of all I don't
- 10:31know how many they even plan to add I don't think they know But all the while
- 10:35You have more bills giving more money To different groups You know,
- 10:39a couple million here A couple million there And then that The auditor staff
- 10:42would need to look at all of that as well Obviously.
- 10:45This DAVE Act is not a governmental efficiency effort.
- 10:49It's just looking at vacant positions, which we can't repeat it enough.
- 10:53The number of state positions has declined greatly, more than 20 percent in
- 10:58the last 15 years, while the population has increased by 16 percent.
- 11:02So it is not as though we are awash in state government positions,
- 11:08and that's our problem in terms of money.
- 11:11That is very hard to believe you're going to provide adequate services when
- 11:16you're that far behind the population growth and you think of cutting some of those vacant jobs.
- 11:21And just to clarify, the DAVE Act, I guess it doesn't matter after Monday,
- 11:25but the DAVE Act is actually a Senate Bill 474.
- 11:28One other thing, one of the things that I've found interesting is that,
- 11:32you know, the state auditor noted he had a lot of vacancies in the auditor's
- 11:36office when he took office, and that he's filled a lot of those.
- 11:40And so that ability to fill them kind of led him to believe,
- 11:44just out of experience, that it must be that state government's just not working
- 11:48hard enough to fill these positions.
- 11:49That is definitely not what we've heard out of the agencies.
- 11:53Now, they get frustrated over the way we have to do hiring right now,
- 11:56but the Office of State Human Resources has a director in Stacey Myers who's
- 12:01told the legislature, I'm turning that on its head. We're going to make that
- 12:04a lot more efficient. So that concern is solved.
- 12:07But if you want to know why those positions are sitting vacant,
- 12:10if you go to that great fiscal research division we have at the General Assembly, go to their website.
- 12:16Go to the General Assembly's website. Go to fiscal research.
- 12:19Click on the documents. There's fascinating stuff there.
- 12:22And one of them shows that over a 10-year period.
- 12:26From January of 2014 until the end, December of 2023, so a 10-year period.
- 12:33The cumulative change in wage and salary income, not benefits,
- 12:38but wage and salary, for North Carolina citizens,
- 12:41so your basic North Carolinian, that was a 78.3% increase in their wage and
- 12:48salary over that 10-year period.
- 12:49For North Carolina state employees, 18.5% increase.
- 12:55That's why you have vacancies. That's our whole point. That's the whole point.
- 12:59And that comes from not our heads, not our hearts. It comes from data,
- 13:05hardcore facts that are on the fiscal research divisions, part of the North
- 13:10Carolina General Assembly website.
- 13:11When you give 18.5% raises over a 10-year period and everybody else in North
- 13:17Carolina got 78.3% during that period, you're not competitive.
- 13:22Hopefully that'll be fed into the large language model AI that does this work, the chat in CGTP.
- 13:28That feels like a large bell just ringing in their face of ding,
- 13:32ding, ding, here's your problem.
- 13:34So you just said that the auditor was saying that he didn't have as much problem filling roles.
- 13:39I'm sure it's a lot easier to hire an $80,000 auditor's position in Raleigh
- 13:45than it is, say, in prison in Green County or something, you know? Yeah.
- 13:50But even they would struggle. I think they need to be paid more as well because
- 13:53I know the professional positions are extraordinarily difficult.
- 13:57You cannot compete. The benefits we're supposed to make up for that.
- 14:00And of course, everybody wants to,
- 14:02chipping away at the benefits. The health plan is going to go up this year without
- 14:06question in terms of cost for the members.
- 14:08The dependent care coverage in the health plan remains out of reach and the retirement.
- 14:13Yeah, you no longer get the health care after you retire either. So that started in 21.
- 14:18In 21, they took that away. And a steady chipping away. Yeah.
- 14:21So you cannot offer 50% less, which is what that is, the difference between those even.
- 14:28Yeah. Oh, whoops. See, I do need some AI. It's 60%.
- 14:32It's a 60% difference. That's crazy. But I'm just an English major. You're a lawyer.
- 14:39They can't count any better than an English major. So another bill pertaining
- 14:43to the state auditor came at some interest this week. It was House Bill 549.
- 14:48Several parts to the bill, but one particular part would change the amount of
- 14:53employees at the auditor's office that fall under the SHRA protections.
- 14:57Yeah, it actually would make all of the employees of the auditor's office exempt
- 15:02from the SHRA, the State Human Resources Act.
- 15:05You know, so it would pull all those employees out from under those protections
- 15:08that the act was created for. So, yeah, that's problematic.
- 15:13An artist was saying, I think I overheard you saying that that's kind of a slippery
- 15:16slope, right? If it happens to one, it'll keep happening. Oh, yeah.
- 15:20I mean, who doesn't want the ability to just hire the folks they want instead
- 15:25of the folks they've got? But that's why it's government.
- 15:28You have protections for government employees so that things that happened for
- 15:33decades and decades no longer happen.
- 15:37And the deal is you never know who's going to come along that would take advantage of it.
- 15:42I doubt we have anybody that's been elected to office or appointed to office
- 15:46to head up these agencies who would require loyalty or require people to keep
- 15:51quiet about something they should not. I don't think we have that at Well,
- 15:55but you never know when you could.
- 15:56The way you keep from ever having that problem is to have the openness and transparency
- 16:01and protection so that employees are willing to come forward.
- 16:04And especially in this era of wanting efficiency and to get rid of fraud,
- 16:09waste, and abuse, you have to empower employees to be able to come forward and report it.
- 16:13This would actually suppress anybody's willingness to do that because their
- 16:18livelihood could be shut off by coming forward to do the right thing for the public.
- 16:23And state employees want to
- 16:24do the right thing. And state employees are already kind of standoffish.
- 16:28They don't want to come right out and say things, which is why we hear from
- 16:31them, because we can go have those conversations that an employee may not feel
- 16:35comfortable having about any number of situations within an agency.
- 16:39It's just kind of ironic that I've always seen the SHRA as being apolitical.
- 16:44Like, that's the reason it exists. It is, because you used to be able to require
- 16:49your employees, if you wanted to, to go put political signs in people's yards or at intersections.
- 16:54You could do that back in the day prior to some of the pieces of the SHRA.
- 16:59It was crazy. I mean, everything, it was the Wild West and state government back in the day.
- 17:03And so over time, these protections have been put in place for the public and for the employees.
- 17:08But really, at the end of the day, the public is the ones that should want their
- 17:11tax dollars to pay for salaries of people who are beholden to them and no one
- 17:17else and not worried about anybody but the taxpayer.
- 17:21Or if they're not doing their job, that's a whole other issue.
- 17:24And this SHRA lays out responsibilities for state employees as well.
- 17:28So if you're not doing your job, it is, contrary to popular belief,
- 17:32absolutely doable to fire somebody in state government. You'll hear,
- 17:36oh, you can't fire a state employee. Yeah, you can. You just have to document.
- 17:41It has to be done correctly. And it's a continuity of government type thing, right? Absolutely.
- 17:47Politicians come and go, but the public services and the people who know how
- 17:50to do them, that's been the backbone of our government.
- 17:54So where does that bill stand now and what goes from here?
- 17:58That bill did pass the J-1 committee.
- 18:01It'll go to state and local government next. And then I don't think it has a referral passed there.
- 18:06I guess it would go to the House floor. Now, we asked a lot of questions in
- 18:09committee that day because there's so—right, that's why we're here.
- 18:14There's a lot of unknown in that. Why, for instance?
- 18:18Why would you take an entire agency and take away their rights—
- 18:23Two things can be true at one time. We think it would be ridiculous to take
- 18:27away those State Human Resources Act rights from folks in purely admin positions,
- 18:32clerical-type positions, for instance.
- 18:34Why in the world do you need people who serve at the pleasure of the agency head?
- 18:39You do not. The only thing traditionally you've needed those exempt positions
- 18:43for is people who have very sensitive managerial policymaking decisions.
- 18:48But, you know, on the other hand, like, let's take these new DAVE Act positions, for example.
- 18:52Should they be SHRA? They wouldn't be doing clerical type work.
- 18:56They would be doing auditing.
- 18:58It would be auditing, but it would be a different kind of auditing than just financial records.
- 19:02They'd be making recommendations. Is that managerial or policymaking in the
- 19:07way the Stay Human Resources Act has defined it traditionally? No.
- 19:10Again, two things can be true. You've got people who are doing clerical-type
- 19:14work, and then you've got people who are doing routine professional work.
- 19:19Those people don't need to be exempt for a much more important reason.
- 19:22They are the ones looking at this information to determine if we should keep
- 19:26agencies that serve the public or people that serve the public.
- 19:30And my goodness, I can't think of anything that needs to be less political than the people doing that.
- 19:35They need to know they should feel free to come forward and say,
- 19:39actually, that's not what I saw when we looked at the information.
- 19:43And like we have an auditor here at Scenic. What if we were able to pick the
- 19:48people who. Right. Instead of hiring outside.
- 19:52Impartial. Yeah. And I'm still not clear. Well, that's a whole other issue. But yeah.
- 19:57Yeah. We could talk about this all day long. You need somebody outside and impartial
- 20:00to be doing this work. But how can you be deemed impartial?
- 20:03Even if you technically are.
- 20:05If nobody leans on you in any way. If you're not protected by those SHRA rights.
- 20:12Anyone could say these people are political appointees at the end of the day.
- 20:17They're not nonpartisan protected people. And you don't want that.
- 20:21Or else nobody will have any faith in the decisions made and offered to the
- 20:27General Assembly as recommendations. That's kind of futile.
- 20:30Yeah. Well, we're definitely in the thick of the fights down there, huh? And you... We are.
- 20:34So I got a question for you. So this week I created a page for our bills that
- 20:39we're tracking, right? And it was so many bills. It is.
- 20:43So you can go to our website and under advocacy, you can go to bill tracking
- 20:47and see all the bills that we're tracking.
- 20:49But I tried to categorize them into issues.
- 20:51It was good. And it was so hard.
- 20:54So my question is, how do y'all do it?
- 20:57You have to be the only lobbyist down there that have this many issues to cover.
- 21:01So what happens is, you know, the flurry of bill filing starts.
- 21:04And so you just have to every single day.
- 21:07And we tried to do this throughout the day. Keep up with what bill's being filed.
- 21:10And if it even remotely could involve our people, you just go ahead and put
- 21:13it on the list, then you go back your bill.
- 21:15So, yeah, I mean, and folks, if you look at that list, those are things that
- 21:19we're keeping our eye on.
- 21:20It doesn't necessarily mean that all of those bills will actually make it to
- 21:24the floor. Or that we support or oppose.
- 21:26Yeah, we may not have a position on specific things, but it's important to track
- 21:30it just to stay up on what's going on, you know, in the minds of legislators,
- 21:35you know, and what we may possibly need to work towards going forward.
- 21:39But yeah, it's a lot of bills, but interesting reading.
- 21:43Yeah, I think I told y'all that I cheated at the end and just created a category
- 21:47called miscellaneous and just stuck a bunch of them in there.
- 21:51It was great, though. We've always said that, too. There are some things that
- 21:55are just miscellaneous.
- 21:56Like the state cookie is on there. It feels important.
- 21:59What's the one? We did have a discussion about it. There was a weird one.
- 22:02Oh, the state TV show, Andy Griffith.
- 22:05Did y'all see that, Bill? I did see that.
- 22:08I mean, that makes sense. North Carolina, yeah. I mean, but I couldn't think
- 22:12of any other show from North Carolina.
- 22:15One Tree Hill. Oh, yeah. Dawson's Creek.
- 22:18You know, I hate that. But those were like non— I hate that kind of bill.
- 22:21Just hate it. The Andy Griffith show is definitely the most classic out of those.
- 22:25Yeah, and it is—like, those are kind of nondescript areas.
- 22:29Like, I guess Outer Banks. Hey, what about the Outer Banks contingent?
- 22:33Outer Banks. I would love that to be a show. But they didn't film here.
- 22:36They filmed in Charleston. That's true. But it's supposed to be here.
- 22:38Well, they didn't film Andy Griffith here.
- 22:40They filmed it. They thought there was a ferry or a bridge from the Outer Banks of Chapel Hill.
- 22:45A ferry to Chapel Hill from Outer Banks. So they don't care.
- 22:48Which I think is hilarious because half of the cast is from North Carolina.
- 22:53And I was like, no one's going to tell the director that that's not.
- 22:56The director's from Chapel Hill.
- 22:58And no one's going. Or Durham or one of them. And he said ferry. We're on a tangent.
- 23:05We'll have our own separate podcast. Sam on pop culture in North Carolina. I would love that.
- 23:12I would listen. You can be on it too. We can talk about Taylor Swift. Yay.
- 23:17So speaking of fun, let's go to John's Wacky Weird Question of the Week.
- 23:22John's Wacky Weird Question of the Week.
- 23:23Music.
- 23:28Yay. So it's theme park season here at Scenic for what, about 40 years now.
- 23:34We've sold theme park tickets at a discount to our members And it's a big undertaking
- 23:38for us, but it's also a very popular program.
- 23:41Up until recently, they were sold through the credit union's branches,
- 23:45but now everything is online. Since COVID, yeah.
- 23:48So everything's moved online. So you can come to our website,
- 23:50scenic.org slash theme parks, and you can check out all of our offerings.
- 23:55I think we have five or six parks on there now. We're still adding some as the
- 24:00promo codes are sent to us. But yeah, we have it up and running.
- 24:03I think last year we talked about
- 24:05your favorite theme park. That was our question of the week, one week.
- 24:08So this year I'm going to do, what is your favorite thing to do at the theme parks?
- 24:13Anyone want to start? I'll go. Okay.
- 24:16I like the rides. I don't like roller coasters that much. If I'm going to Disney
- 24:20World, yes, I will ride every single one that my family rides because I don't
- 24:24want to go to Disney World and miss out on any roller coasters.
- 24:27But I like the fun little rides that they...
- 24:31Like the Peter Pan ride. That's exactly what I thought about.
- 24:35I'm actually not a big teacups person because my family never liked it growing
- 24:39up because all of them get motion sickness spinning around.
- 24:41We like the Dumbo one at Disney World. I like going on It's a Small World just
- 24:47because it's funny to watch my parents get irritated.
- 24:50Wait, your dad, like Rambo, gets motion sickness? Yeah. Wow.
- 24:54It's bad. That's hysterical.
- 24:56Really bad. We go on a boat, and me and him both have to get prescription medication.
- 25:01So all the enemy really needed to do was spin him around a couple of times. Probably.
- 25:06We made Cameron, my stepson, he's now in college, but when he was like 11 or
- 25:1112, we went to Disney World, and we made him wait in line at It's a Small World.
- 25:16And it was like a two-hour line, and we were like, oh, it's going to be awesome.
- 25:19You're going to love it. It's going to be so cool.
- 25:21When we got in there, he was so mad. It's such a long line for such a ridiculously
- 25:27boring ride, but it's an experience you have to do.
- 25:32I like this. No, you don't. So my answer is, I guess, I like the water rides,
- 25:37especially the one that like goes up and then just goes right back down.
- 25:41We used to call those a bamboo shoot. Yeah, a log float. Yeah.
- 25:44Ironically, that was, and I don't know why, as a child, we grew up going to
- 25:49Six Flags and that was my mother's favorite ride. And I was,
- 25:52we were children, so she couldn't just leave us to go ride the ride.
- 25:56So they would tell us it was the only way to get out of the park.
- 25:58Oh, okay. I did not, I still don't care for the log flight.
- 26:01My mom always made us do the water rides at the end, like before we left.
- 26:05So you're not walking around slopping wet. Well, they have those cool dryer things now. Yeah.
- 26:09I don't think they did back then. But back in the day, I haven't been to a theme park in a long time.
- 26:14Maybe that'll change since I got grandkids, but...
- 26:17But roller coasters were my thing. I loved a good roller coaster. Yeah. So that's yours.
- 26:22Disney World doesn't have a lot of roller coasters, by the way.
- 26:24They have good roller coasters, but they don't have a lot, which is why I'm
- 26:28okay with going on every roller coaster my family goes on there because there's not that many.
- 26:34But Busch Gardens has way more. They do have awesome rides there.
- 26:37But what about you, Artis?
- 26:39I like the roller coasters as well. And then at King's Dominion,
- 26:42they have something, the Drop Zone. Okay. I love that.
- 26:45No. You know, where you just go up, you're all on a big, like on the exterior
- 26:48of a circle, and the circle goes up.
- 26:51And then, you know, when you least expect it, they drop. I like anything that
- 26:54drops you when you leave. I wrote that at Silver Dollar City in Branson, Missouri.
- 26:59Scared the crap out of me. I will never know. The dropping doesn't scare me,
- 27:04but what did scare me, we were there one time.
- 27:07And, you know, we always go when it's hotter than blazes.
- 27:10And it went up, and it's like four in the afternoon, so that sun is coming.
- 27:14You know that late afternoon sun.
- 27:16And beating on those people, and it got stuck up there at the top. Oh, no.
- 27:20Now that, yeah. Your leg's dangling, and the sun's beating down on you,
- 27:25and it's August, and no, thank you.
- 27:28I know so many people love roller coasters because of that feeling in their
- 27:32gut whenever they feel the drop.
- 27:34That is the thing that I don't like about roller coasters.
- 27:37Because everyone else takes it as like, it's a fun feeling, exciting,
- 27:40exhilarating. And I'm like, my body is saying I'm going to die because we're
- 27:44about to go straight down.
- 27:46We need to stop. It's the wind.
- 27:49Weightlessness, right? Yeah. It's the wind for me. No one said food.
- 27:53I guess I can't really think of any. It's so expensive.
- 27:56It is very expensive. I guess the Dole Whip at Disney World is the one food
- 28:02I would probably think about. The Dole Whip.
- 28:04I don't really remember anything super exciting. That's like,
- 28:06you get the chance, John.
- 28:08You got to go to the Dole Plantation and get some Dole Whip there. It's amazing.
- 28:12Yeah, that would be cool. It's also really cool to see how pineapple grows. It grows on like a bush.
- 28:17It's not like a tree. The Dole Whip is, I think it's what, vanilla ice cream in pineapple juice?
- 28:23Is that what it is? It's like a pineapple whipped gelato. It sounds like it would be with cool whip.
- 28:28It's really good. It sounds delicious. Yeah. Very good. Refreshing.
- 28:32That's the only theme park food I can really think of.
- 28:35Carowinds used to have the bubble gum ice cream on Snoopy Island. Oh, goodness.
- 28:41Well, that's our show this week. Just a little drop in to update everyone.
- 28:45And stay tuned for the scoop in the Senate's budget next week.
- 28:49And next week, we'll probably have a jam-packed episode.
- 28:52I'm certain. Thanks, everyone, for joining us.
- 28:54Music.