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OUTRO: The Circus Is In Town · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Can we do this fucking thing at some stage Jesus
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  Speaker 1: for all you bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get
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  Speaker 1: up even closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for targets for to
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  Speaker 2: seven every weekday on Radioca. Yeah man, hi, oh Keysy's
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  Speaker 2: back today?
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  Speaker 3: Easy get the fellas?
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  Speaker 4: Can you put that on?
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  Speaker 2: Where does that come from?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, Bumper's yeah, yeah, Moi's.
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  Speaker 2: Not here, yeah, but annoying me now, there's no fucking mogie.
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  Speaker 5: And the issue I'm worried about now is that people
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  Speaker 5: are going to think that we can't all be in
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  Speaker 5: the same room together all right, wow, because I've known yeah,
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  Speaker 5: well some radio shows that has happened in the past,
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  Speaker 5: but all of a sudden, like one person is not
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  Speaker 5: there and then the other one comes back and the
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  Speaker 5: other one's gone again.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, what's going on there all three of you?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly few weeks.
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  Speaker 1: I've certainly heard stories like that too, where the show
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  Speaker 1: is sort of slowly disintegrates, that's right, and then you know,
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  Speaker 1: then there's a couple of the hosts and one of
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  Speaker 1: the hosts with someone else and yeah, and then you're
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  Speaker 1: sort of left to hang out to dry and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and it's it's awkward.
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  Speaker 3: Listeners are there, like, what the hell is happening on boushit?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, I.
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  Speaker 1: Want to assure everyone. I want to assure everyone listening
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  Speaker 1: out there. The big show's tickety boo. We're all good.
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  Speaker 2: We're all good. Hey, well and but you know, no
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  Speaker 2: Mogi today, But how are you cheezy? You good mate?
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  Speaker 5: I'm really great. So when I was leaving, right, last
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  Speaker 5: week was tough because it was just me and Mogi. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: because Jason just decided to, you know, screw over at work.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna have a week off. I'm not going
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  Speaker 5: to go anywhere. I'll still be here and I'm not
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  Speaker 5: coming in you know, it's around at home.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to go anywhere. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: sit at home.
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  Speaker 5: And listen, yeah, treading water without me and take and
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  Speaker 5: take notes. That's right, and then come back and yeah. So,
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  Speaker 5: but going away, even just for four days and just
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  Speaker 5: not thinking about work at all, so many ideas. My
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  Speaker 5: brain's like boom, yeah, you were coming in hot. It's
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  Speaker 5: got a good refresher hot. Yeah, got so many good ideas.
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  Speaker 2: I came in hot on the first day and then
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  Speaker 2: after that I just couldn't be.
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  Speaker 3: Fucked Yeah did you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, excuse me, pack Son. I've been having this issue
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  Speaker 1: with Pak him and I a little bit at Walk.
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  Speaker 3: Your fault.
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  Speaker 4: It is your fault.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you why. It's because he washed his hair
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  Speaker 2: on Monday and I.
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  Speaker 1: Said that it's here looked like the back end of
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  Speaker 1: a Corky's sorry it was the corky. Yeah, because it
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  Speaker 1: was all fluffy and bouncey.
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  Speaker 4: That's fine, that doesn't offend me.
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  Speaker 3: But also it's really nice and like I'd love to
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  Speaker 3: run my hands through it.
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  Speaker 2: Well exactly, And this is the other point. Many many
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  Speaker 2: people did run their hands.
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  Speaker 1: She was here over the weekend and he came and
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  Speaker 1: he was grinning like a cat that got the cream.
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  Speaker 3: You keep got the cray.
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  Speaker 4: That's the third day in the row. You've said that, Jason.
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  Speaker 2: That's what comes to mine. Pugs.
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  Speaker 6: As I said yesterday on the Live show, the cream
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  Speaker 6: that this cat got was getting to be in here
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  Speaker 6: with you fellas and do a great radio show.
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  Speaker 2: Casey.
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  Speaker 1: He was on a massive roots over the weekend and
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  Speaker 1: you know, look, I don't know why Pugs are up
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 3: It's still good man. It's the negatives.
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  Speaker 5: The embarrassing sort of stigma around six really is why
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  Speaker 5: pugs are sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry now you are
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  Speaker 5: big quite rude a sorry sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that. I don't think how was your break?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that Pugson has any hang ups about
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  Speaker 1: six Kesey. And you know that the first time I
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  Speaker 1: went over to his place and he opened the door,
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  Speaker 1: he was wearing a kimono. There he was, and he
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  Speaker 1: was butt naked underneath it, and he wasn't tied up already,
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  Speaker 1: but he was all good.
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  Speaker 3: Was it the door or was it the bead kitten?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: No, he went through the beado, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, weird kind of beads as well. What were
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  Speaker 3: those beads he was cooking.
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  Speaker 4: He was cooking silicon covered.
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  Speaker 2: Beads, sticky. He was wearing kimono.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, Sydney was great.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad man.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how. I don't know how I feel
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  Speaker 2: about Sydney. Oh, it's a great city.
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  Speaker 4: It's nice.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bit hot, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Jace so for full.
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  Speaker 5: Jace was in for ten minutes today and he said,
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  Speaker 5: I fucking hate Halloween. As someone was talking about Halloween,
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  Speaker 5: and then Kate was talking about Toddler and I fucking
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  Speaker 5: hate Todler.
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  Speaker 4: Hate the most UNI, literally the International chocolate.
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  Speaker 3: I fucking hate it. It's too hot.
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  Speaker 1: You see now the audience has absolute evidence that you
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  Speaker 1: embellish keys.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't say.
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  Speaker 4: It's not embellishing.
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  Speaker 1: I was being I hate key Sydney it's too hot.
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  Speaker 1: I said, I hate Sydney, it's too hot. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: say I fucking hate Sydney.
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  Speaker 2: It's too hot.
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  Speaker 5: Right, it's my bed and I don't depend on the negativity,
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  Speaker 5: I think. Man, it feels really weird having Jason Hoyd
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  Speaker 5: call me out for embellishing. Yeah, on this of all podcasts,
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  Speaker 5: exactly the who Warchy Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 5: on Radio Hiarchy, remember the Warky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: But now Sidney it's look, it's ship the public transport.
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  Speaker 3: You blood.
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  Speaker 5: You walked down, you swipe your credit card, you hop
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  Speaker 5: on the train, you swipe it off.
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  Speaker 3: You check your thing.
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  Speaker 5: The next day, oh dollar twenty and you went out,
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  Speaker 5: you visited your mate, you went to the pub, you
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  Speaker 5: came back, you went to the opera house, all just
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  Speaker 5: on the side.
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  Speaker 1: It's just so amazing yeah, Well that's like most cities
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  Speaker 1: other than New Zealand.
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  Speaker 5: One hundred percent in the city of publicand public, So
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  Speaker 5: carry on support next in the public.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know where I was going now because
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  Speaker 2: I'm so furious.
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  Speaker 1: Something about was a really good point about public freez
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  Speaker 1: but it was like, seriously New York, for example, unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: You just you know, do dooge do doos and you're
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  Speaker 1: just the doge do runs on it, and you know
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  Speaker 1: you catch a train in New Zealand. For me to
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  Speaker 1: catch a train from here to my house, it's about
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  Speaker 1: forty two bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Well it probably is with where you live.
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  Speaker 2: How out west I am Man.
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  Speaker 6: I got hit by a bus a couple of days ago,
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  Speaker 6: did you Yeah, no, fuck off? Actual, I got smacked
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  Speaker 6: in the head by the wing mirror. I was literally
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  Speaker 6: standing like a foot Sorry for the sidetrack, but were
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  Speaker 6: you waiting to hop on it? I was waiting to
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  Speaker 6: hop on. I was getting my cart out of my wallet,
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  Speaker 6: and I was looking into my want to get my
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  Speaker 6: hop card out, and I was maybe a foot back
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  Speaker 6: from the curb, and obviously the wingmurror on the bus overhangs,
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  Speaker 6: and this bus driver just came way too close to
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  Speaker 6: the curb, obviously trying to be helpful and make it
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  Speaker 6: easy to get on the bus, but smacked.
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  Speaker 4: Me in the head with the wing.
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  Speaker 2: Were you can, I mann? Were you?
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  Speaker 1: Were you looking for something in your wallet or were
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  Speaker 1: you standing on the road reminiscing about your rooting weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Can we clarify that around your wallet.
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  Speaker 6: I have told Jason one thing about my weekend, and
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  Speaker 6: that was that I went to a gig on Sunday
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  Speaker 6: night and then I locked myself out of my house
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  Speaker 6: on Sunday. That is the only thing I've told him
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  Speaker 6: about my weekend. And and look at what he can
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  Speaker 6: draw from that. Pugs makes her embellish. List embarra embellishment, Jay.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you don't need words to know the story. All right,
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  Speaker 2: it's all good man.
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  Speaker 3: Look at you sitting there like the cat they've got
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  Speaker 3: the cream. Did you have a good weekend?
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  Speaker 6: Though?
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  Speaker 4: Fucking great weekend?
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  Speaker 3: See jeez, brother say no more? Yeah, yeah, they said
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  Speaker 3: the better.
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  Speaker 6: But driver barely acknowledged it as well. She just looked
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  Speaker 6: at me like that, gave me the awkward smile, like
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  Speaker 6: how hard do you hear percussion? Maybe like a like that,
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  Speaker 6: like a if you weld have slapped me like that.
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  Speaker 6: It would be like what, but not like wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was like what because I was obviously
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  Speaker 4: looking down at my wallet.
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  Speaker 1: There's a big difference, Kezy, between a human hand and
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  Speaker 1: a hard mirror.
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  Speaker 5: We should do a teeste to figure. Yeah, Kezy, idiot cowo.
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  Speaker 5: But no, no, no, But that was the sort of
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  Speaker 5: the power I was describing. Obviously, my hand is not
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  Speaker 5: a bust mirror. Jay God, today it's gonna be real.
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  Speaker 3: It's such a song.
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  Speaker 2: It is going to be a real ship feast.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's gonna be really good.
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  Speaker 2: That'll be fine, it'll be fine. Good on your pack, son,
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  Speaker 2: Thanks brother, appreciate you man. Yeah, no worry you have.
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  Speaker 2: As some people described.
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  Speaker 1: When they when they have a like powerful sexual session,
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  Speaker 1: is like being hit by a bus.
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  Speaker 4: I have nothing to say to you.
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  Speaker 3: The amount of people you were mowing through, to.
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  Speaker 4: My mother, to my mother, I just must apologize.
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  Speaker 1: I just want toone to know that that's actually genuine.
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  Speaker 1: Pak Son's mother does listen.
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  Speaker 6: She does listen to the podcast, and she does text
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  Speaker 6: me with updates and she's listening.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, looking how about this. I just how was
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  Speaker 3: your weekend?
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  Speaker 4: It was good. Thank you, Chris.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, hey, listen to the Huducky Big Show for of
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  Speaker 5: an every weekday by the way on Radio Hoduck.
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  Speaker 3: It's really nice.
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  Speaker 4: I think you'd have my back in this man when
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  Speaker 4: I was.
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  Speaker 2: I think he plays more showgunny type showgun.
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  Speaker 1: You know, so the Pug you got the racism alarm there, brother, No,
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  Speaker 1: but you know when people first come in, until we've.
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  Speaker 4: Got every other button, the racism alarm when.
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  Speaker 2: People first come into his house. You know that music
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  Speaker 2: he plays? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know it just
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  Speaker 2: a MENI goes this here, intends it not no, not
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  Speaker 2: that one.
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  Speaker 3: This is the wrapping up the podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, love God wrap it up. The issue is
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  Speaker 5: Jason the Pugs music. I have to play off YouTube
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  Speaker 5: and there's thirty seconds of ads first, all right, and
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  Speaker 5: I won't be making you a sting, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 5: that much.
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  Speaker 2: I want to come in and do some Connie Chat today, Pugs.
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  Speaker 6: No, Jace, I tried that yesterday. Man didn't really work
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  Speaker 6: out a the old Connae chat.
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  Speaker 3: Did you do conne Chet yesterday?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: My kicker? Oh yeah yeah yeah about Connie's where he threw.
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  Speaker 1: Himself under the bus. Yeah, for the sake of the show.
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  Speaker 1: That's the sort of good bastard that Old pug Side is.
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  Speaker 2: Region.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks no wonder you get so much. I'm really I'm
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  Speaker 4: really happy with that.
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  Speaker 2: Chris, with this, with this fluffy as
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  Speaker 1: Here m hm