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#309: Glamping (2025) – Tubi or Not to Be · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? Why did you go live?
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  Welcome to What's Your Least Favorite Scary Movie?
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  The podcast where we talk about the good, the bad, the ugly and
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  the absurd, and all of our favorite and least favorite
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  scary movies. Because we believe every horror
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  movie rightfully has its fan base.
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  Even if we don't always get it. My name is Travis.
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  My name is Jesse and welcome back to another live, uncut and
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  mostly undrawn monthly edition of Tubby or Not to Be.
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  This is our regular bonus series where we go to the free
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  streaming services and see what horror secrets they have to
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  offer. Quick announcement if you
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  haven't listened already, I was a guest on Lex Priscilla Prices
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  new podcast I guess where we just argue about things, which
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  is really fun and you are familiar with if you are like
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  ourselves, fans of the show pod lead them or fans of the episode
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  that we did with Lex and JW Crump on Halloween Resurrection.
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  I'm a fan of that episode. Yeah, it's a fun time.
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  Absolutely. So go check that out.
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  I know we definitely linked it in last week's episode show
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  notes. We'll probably link them in the
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  upcoming week's show notes. Yeah.
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  It was a lot of fun. Definitely go check it out.
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  Check out the whole podcast. The whole show is a real fun
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  time. Yeah, it was a good time.
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  I wasn't on it. It was just Jesse, but
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  experienced it secondhand. Like most of the listeners, I
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  had fun. Yeah, you've enjoyed all the
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  clips and. Everything.
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  Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it seems like it was a
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  good one. All right, with that, we will
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  move on to our show. Yeah, OK.
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  It's it's Jesse's month to pick. We take turns.
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  Yeah, and it's Jesse's time. So what'd you pick for us this
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  November? I picked it to be original.
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  OK. And it's called glamping, Yeah.
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  Which is keeping in our theme of like travel during the holiday
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  season. Yeah, you know, you're right.
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  I didn't even consider that. Yeah, you were just so bummed
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  out I didn't pick another 2000s movie.
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  Well, we are. Started.
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  It was an accidental theme. It was.
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  Was intentional. Yeah, you're right.
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  You're right. You're right, it could have made
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  both work, but it's OK. Yeah, well, I had one.
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  I was stuck between new travel or 2000s and this is the one
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  that spoke to my heart the most. The heart wants one.
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  It wants exactly. Can't ignore it, OK.
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  So Glamping released like a week and a half ago.
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  Oh, it's that new? Yes, October 24th, 2025 this
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  year we watched it on Tubi. Obviously it's a Tubi original.
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  This episode says Tubi are not to be in the title.
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  Don't be confused, just don't. Written by Alexa Garster,
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  directed by Nikki Koss, music by Michelle Richards and special
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  effects makeup by Sheila Bond. Starring Rosemaria DC as Olivia
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  Tate, Joseph Purcell is Gabe Geffen, Aviva as Sid and Chris,
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  and Jealous as John Travis. It's time for our favorite game.
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  Budget or budget? Do you actually have a number?
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  You know I fucking don't. OK, two, we don't do that.
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  We don't play that Game 2. We don't play that game.
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  I would guess though if I had to take a guess, bug Ted.
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  I'm gonna say so as well. I don't think most to be
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  originals are gonna be budget. Which I don't.
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  Think so, $10 million and I don't think they hit that.
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  Yeah. So that's I don't have
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  financials for it. I do have an IMDb score, OK.
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  And currently it is at a 4.2 out of 10.
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  OK. That's lower than I would have
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  expected. Really got it.
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  Yeah, OK. We'll get into it.
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  I did pull three other movies from this year just so we can
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  see what kind of things are going on, and I found kind of an
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  undercurrent of connecting with nature.
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  Connecting with nature. That's been big in 2025.
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  So these are all movies that involve being out in nature for
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  some reason or another. Generally another generally not
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  happy. Situations.
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  I think I know one of the movies that's going to be on there.
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  I got to say a. Yes, just let me know if I say
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  it when we get to it. OK?
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  The first one, Strangers, Chapter 2.
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  OK. That released September 26th,
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  2025. Actually I don't have a budget
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  for it, but it's made 18,000,000.
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  Yeah, well, I know that they funded the entire trilogy on
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  like 6,000,000. So.
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  Okay, but they had to do extensive reshoots for two whole
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  movies, so maybe it's a little bit higher than that, but that's
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  what the original thing. Was they had to keep the leads
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  nails perfect the entire time that's.
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  Where most of it goes. Yeah, absolutely.
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  I do have an IMDb score 4.7. Yep.
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  So I'm a big fan of that franchise and I struggled with
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  that one. I Funny enough, I liked this one
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  better than I liked the first chapter 1.
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  Yeah, I guess it I I need to rewatch it.
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  Maybe I will. I don't know.
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  It's it's OK. All right, second movie Black
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  fun too. OK.
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  That released October 17th, so it's only been out a couple of
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  weeks. It's got a budget of 30 million
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  so far. It's made 110 million, but it's
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  still in theaters. So still doing well too.
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  Yeah, it's a 6.4 out of 10. I know it's kind of been
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  divisive in the horror community just from everything I've read
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  online, but we fall into the camp of enjoyed it more than the
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  first. Yeah, Jesse and I really liked
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  it. Yeah, I did not like the first
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  movie, but that second one way better.
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  And the third movie? Yep, companion.
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  Damn, that was wrong. What was the movie that you
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  thought I was gonna say? Together cuz they go camping or
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  not camping, they go hiking. And that's where they go hiking,
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  and they decide to go live in the woods.
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  And I was so excited to say I remember when I found North.
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  We will have to talk that maybe it had such an impact on us
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  both. I love that.
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  We're currently fused together, that's how much of an impact it
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  has. Yeah, yeah, no, that, that movie
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  was fantastic. It really was.
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  I think I just didn't want to put it on there because like in
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  my head it's just a whole separate yeah thing.
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  Companion, another good one for that.
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  Was that actually 2025 when that came?
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  Out. In fact, it came out on January
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  31st. Man, we're now in that part of
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  the year where like. Early.
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  That was 2020. Five.
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  Yeah, yeah, it happens every single.
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  Yeah, when I was pulling up the movie, it was like, wait, that
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  one, that one. Yeah, that one.
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  OK Companion had a budget of about 10 million, a worldwide
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  gross of 36.8 million, and an IMDb score of 6.9 out of 10.
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  Yeah, that's a good movie too. It is a very good movie.
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  Here's the one problem that I have with to be or not to be.
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  Taglines. Yeah, to be originals.
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  They don't come up with taglines.
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  That's dumb. You still need to sell your
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  shit. Yeah, it's very upsetting.
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  You look at the poster just as to be original does not a
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  tagline to be like, listen, we're we're fans of you don't do
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  this to us. To be fair, it could also be
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  very upfront. To be fair, they are.
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  Fair. It's being very upfront, like
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  it's like this. Is what?
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  You get it's an original of our platform.
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  Yeah, take that for whatever it is.
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  I don't know. Tubi seems to be doing pretty
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  well. Yeah, they're branching out and
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  they give it some big Movies Now, you know.
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  They do. They've got, they've got
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  Terrifier 3 who tried to play that on autoplay for us.
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  After which, you know, four years ago, seeing a Terrifier
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  movie on Tubi would have been like, yeah.
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  Yeah, but now, yeah, not so much.
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  Yeah. All right, so we don't really
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  get a ton of fun facts, which is good because I don't know how
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  much I could have found on this. So we're just gonna go ahead
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  into our good, bad, ugly and absurd.
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  Yay. OK, well.
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  You kick it off. Do you need me to pick it?
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  Explain why I picked it. I couldn't remember if we did
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  that now or a waiter usually now.
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  OK. Good on me for remembering that
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  after trying to hand it off to you.
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  OK, I picked this mostly just I think I think it's become clear
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  that like influencer horror is kind of a sub genre.
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  Yeah, that has come out and it's very much a sub genre I love.
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  It's definitely a chassis 1. Yes, it's I, I'm pretty much a
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  sucker for it. Listen, Shudder's gonna have
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  influencers next month. Don't be surprised if that's a
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  December. 10 is that next month? Yes.
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  Wow, yes, it's premieres at festivals, but it's coming to
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  shutter next month. So excited.
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  So I mean, that's really the main reason I picked it.
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  It seemed interesting, especially her.
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  It kind of brings in a whole cancel culture online type
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  thing. And I don't mean that in the,
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  you know what type of way. I don't mean cancel culture and
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  I mean and specifically like like.
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  People being mad that they're being held accountable type of
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  way. That but also like kind of the
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  weird way that the Internet hive mind works because I think it's
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  a little bit, and this is obviously coming from hindsight
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  of having watched the movie, but the way they like got mad and
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  unfollowed Olivia because brands product wasn't good.
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  Yeah, as though she personally made it.
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  I couldn't tell if she like sent that to her or if like because
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  she never denied anything. Whenever we get into it, she's
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  like, it's a misunderstanding is all she would say.
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  Yeah, I, I have a lot of thoughts about that.
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  But anyway, the whole movie, just the, the trailer, the
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  concept, it all spoke to me. So that's why we, that's why we
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  watched it, OK? That's all right.
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  Well, I I accept that, OK. I mean, you don't really have a
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  choice. Yeah, I'm.
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  Just telling you OK all right. So I'll kick it off with the
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  goods. I I did enjoy the like the
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  commentary that they were doing with this here it that I mean,
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  it's such a a recent thing. I think a lot of movies are
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  still trying to tackle that type of thing.
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  Yeah, I think we're all still kind of like learning how this
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  new type of I don't even know if I want to call a career path but
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  like this, I don't even know what to call it just influencer
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  culture. It it's still like a thing in
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  its infancy, I feel and. Listen, I'm somebody who
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  consumes far too much of that media.
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  Like look at me with Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, the DCC.
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  Wait, is that like a, are those like influencer things?
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  Is that what you think? Like people are trying to get
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  them on board with that? My God mom talk will not survive
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  you saying that. What I don't get that.
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  But yes, they're all influencers.
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  It was a whole arc in the most recent season of America's
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  Sweethearts where Kelly and Judy are very much like anti their
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  cheerleaders becoming influencers, which that's a
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  whole other discussion in and of itself.
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  And with Whitney and Jen being on Dancing with the Stars, I'm
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  seeing a lot of people are talking about that stuff over
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  and that there's a lot of crossover and there's a couple
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  of other people on there whose job is just influencer as well.
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  Yes, Zac Efron, Brother Dylan God.
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  Motherfucker. I can't ever remember his name.
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  He is much like Luigi is always Marios brother to me.
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  I think Efron is always. Hold on, Luigi deserves the
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  respect Zac Efron brother does not.
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  He's just writing the fucking hotels or whatever.
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  I love the reality TV shows though.
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  I kind of. Am the only reason he's getting
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  attention because he's his brother, but he's also an
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  attractive man. That's he is.
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  That is all it is to it. He also has Zac Efron's current
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  jawline, which makes me wonder if he also got.
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  Work done Well, yeah, he's got he's in his brother's shadow if.
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  His brother was jealous of his jawline.
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  He's like, oops, I fell and broke my jaw too.
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  Yeah, I guess I got to do it also.
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  Oh, bro. And also Alex Earl.
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  I I don't know who she is, but apparently she's a very well
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  known influencer. So yeah, there's, there's just,
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  it's a lot, it's a lot. And I can't even fully explain
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  it to you. So, and I'm probably too online
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  to not be able to explain it, but here it is.
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  Well I I do enjoy the the commentary that they have on it
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  here and the movie genuinely did keep me guessing a few times.
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  I didn't expect some of the twist and turns that we got with
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  this. Yeah, let's just go ahead cuz I
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  need to talk about that when I have my turn.
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  So let's go ahead. This is your turn now.
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  Stop. I'm handing it.
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  OK. Stop listening if you're wanting
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  to watch the movie before this, because we're about to do
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  spoilers. Yeah.
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  Yeah, that's about to happen. OK.
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  Are you done pretty good? All right, all right, so
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  spoilers. I loved that there was like A
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  twist on A twist at the end yeah, cuz I legitimately didn't
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  expect her to be in on the whole thing, but I also didn't expect
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  it to be somebody intercepted your plan.
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  Yeah, that surprised me. And I was about to get really
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  pissed off as I was like, we haven't seen this man this whole
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  movie, Why should we care? But Cyrus was mentioned right at
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  the beginning. He was.
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  He was mentioned. It's a very loose connection.
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  It's a loose connection. I'd say it's still probably
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  stronger than Pamela before. He's in the 1st, Friday the
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  13th. Yeah, definitely.
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  Because he at least had a name. That's the interesting thing.
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  I try and like I I think about that stuff sometimes I'm like,
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  well, what's the connection to this?
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  And I'm like, well, we're not really doing a who done it.
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  So it doesn't really matter if it's somebody connected, like
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  it's a slasher. So it could be somebody just
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  completely random, just like comes across these kids, you
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  know? Yeah, and like, that's another
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  really good thing about this influencer sub genre is that
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  because these people are so online, it makes them like
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  targets. Yeah, for a lot of different
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  things. So I and I think we've seen
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  that. Oh God, what was our least
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  favorite truth or dare, Truth or Dare movie?
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  The one with the weird incest, yes.
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  Yeah, that one, that movie is God, close to 20 years old I
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  think. And it was even like feeding off
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  of the You have Internet fame. Was it?
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  I don't remember. Yeah, that's the that's why the
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  group was kidnapped. I mean also like other secret
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  stuff, but that's how they were able to be kidnapped was because
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  of. I put most of that movie in the
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  back of my mind. Yeah, as you should.
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  Yeah, as you should. But yeah, I I just like that
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  there are so many options to play with in the sub genre of
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  movie. And I really was caught off
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  guard by the twist and then the twist.
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  Yeah, for sure. Me too.
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  All right. You got any other goods?
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  I also liked how all of these characters, honestly, we don't
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  see a lot of flushing out of characters in movies like this.
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  And these are all very well-rounded, well formed
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  characters. And I think that's really
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  interesting. And I like how we're not trying
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  to force them into being friends, like my friends with
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  Sid, even though she's woo woo kooky.
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  Just like, Oh yeah, you're my friend, this is a thing you're
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  into. And that's OK.
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  And like Sid getting so excited that Olivia wants to have her
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  tarot done read. I don't know the right terms for
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  that. I think that's right, but then
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  again, I don't know either. Yeah, and like, her and Gabe are
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  so completely different, but they still seem to work as a
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  couple. And John, like you were confused
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  because you thought John and Sid were together, but no, they're
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  just all friends. They're just all friends because
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  John and Gabe have been roommates and they continued
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  their roommateship. So I I like that we had this
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  diversity of character types and it still worked and made sense.
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  OK, Yeah. All right, bad.
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  Bad stuff. I it, it felt like there was a
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  lot of like weird things that just didn't really need to be
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  going on. Go on.
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  Like if we're a horror movie, you know what I mean?
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  Like the first, this is a very short movie and like I'd say 2/3
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  of it is not horror. That's.
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  It's just kind of like friendship drama shit.
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  And like, you know, it's like the whole rise and fall of being
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  an influencer, that thing. And like it takes a long time to
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  start introducing horror elements.
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  Like they try and sprinkle it in a little bit with like the dolls
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  and stuff, but I it's just too little for that right there.
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  But like, also, there's just, I mean, like, we're just getting
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  all these weird dramatic moments between them.
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  And like, like, the whole thing with, like, in the hot tub,
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  like, we were both so thrown off whenever John was like, so do
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  you want to make Gabe jealous? Let's make out.
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  And I'm like, this has never been addressed at all.
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  Like, what the fuck are we doing here?
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  Like, I get you were setting up the thing later, but it just
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  came so out of nowhere. I'm like, it was jarring to me.
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  Yeah, it was just, it was weird. Yeah, the whole like, oh, it's
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  so obvious you're trying to make them jealous.
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  Like, yeah. Like, give us some hints like
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  little bread crumbs of like maybe her being like, because
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  that would have been interesting to like, we think that she is in
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  the gate the entire time, but then when it's revealed that
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  she's into Olivia instead, it's like, well, OK, now that's a
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  good twist too. Yes.
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  And I wish that we had seen something more, because really
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  what it comes across with Sid is that maybe she read something in
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  the tarot, she didn't want to tell Olivia what it is.
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  And I was thinking, oh, like later she's going to say
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  something about being in danger or something like that.
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  It never came up. Yeah, it never came back up.
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  And I wish that we'd had that moment where that thing is
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  significant in the way they wanted us to think it was
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  significant and some way we could know that way it could tie
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  back thematically. Yeah, that, that wasn't always
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  thread, that just never made it. Yeah, yeah, that, that's most of
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  the stuff for me. OK I'm also going to add to that
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  and I don't like to really shit on actors too much but I just.
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  Gabe's actor was so mumbly. Oh my God, he was one note the
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  entire time. He.
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  Was so mumbly and it was. There are people like that out
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  there, which I guess is fine, but like when we're watching a
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  movie it it's just like man. It's one that I'm glad we were
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  at home and had captions on for. Yeah.
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  It, it was, it was a little rough, all right.
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  Ugly. Well, once again, the influencer
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  culture, yeah, it's just they shine a light on all the bad
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  parts of it here. I like that they did that, but
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  also Olivia's shitty boss that's just like taking advantage of
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  her and just like dangling this care, like I'm going to give you
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  this promotion or I've got this connection with this person here
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  that I'm going to like advance your career.
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  And it's really just to like string her along to be working
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  for her and keep her down like suppressed.
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  And it's just like, man, I hated that character.
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  I wish that there was something that happened to her.
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  Like I it would have been nice if like seen something happen to
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  the boss, you know? Honestly, and maybe it's just
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  because it's the start of the season, but I was getting
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  Christmas kiss vibes, yeah, and I wanted her to have a
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  comeuppance like that Lady did. Yeah, it would have been nice.
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  Yeah, I think there's also, there's another layer of it too
• 19:06
  with Olivia being a woman of color that adds a whole lot of
• 19:10
  extra like social commentary to it, especially when we look at
• 19:15
  she's had this successful like influencing Uprise, right?
• 19:18
  She tries this toner. She said it smells bad and makes
• 19:22
  her skin tingle, but her pores are tight like she is used the
• 19:26
  product. She's fine with it.
• 19:28
  Daisy tries it whether she was sent it by somebody or if she
• 19:31
  just used it off the recommendation.
• 19:33
  Either way she had a bad reaction to it.
• 19:36
  Daisy or Olivia didn't make the product, she just said it worked
• 19:40
  for her. But again, she never denied the
• 19:42
  fact that she didn't do that. She was just always saying it's
• 19:45
  a misunderstanding. What was the misunderstanding?
• 19:48
  I don't know if that was just bad writing to like make me.
• 19:51
  It made me question everything. And I don't know if that's what
• 19:54
  they were trying to do, like if they were trying to clear her or
• 19:56
  make it obvious that it wasn't her.
• 19:59
  But the way that they like everything unfolded.
• 20:02
  I'm still not sure. Maybe because we see like her
• 20:06
  moral. It's just completely erode
• 20:07
  whenever she becomes it's famous or whatever.
• 20:11
  Yeah. And I just maybe she's wanting
• 20:14
  to eliminate the competition, you know?
• 20:16
  Yeah, but we we didn't get that. So really what it ends up being
• 20:20
  is that this new influencer, this young woman of color is
• 20:24
  being pitted as the scapegoat. So it's frustrating.
• 20:29
  And it's also not like untrue to life because unfortunately, like
• 20:35
  it's a lot easier for the tides to turn on minorities.
• 20:38
  Yeah. So just because they're in fact.
• 20:42
  And I I'm trying to, I'm trying to word it the way that I am
• 20:46
  thinking of it in my. No, I I know it's not.
• 20:48
  The way I want it to. You're making No, I think it's
• 20:50
  coming across OK. The moral of the story is don't
• 20:52
  shout out any products because you you will be held accountable
• 20:56
  apparently. Yeah, but especially if.
• 20:58
  You're a minority. No, like it's a it's a thing.
• 21:01
  Like if you felt if you are in any kind of a minority class,
• 21:06
  gender, sexuality, ethnicity, anything like that, you have to
• 21:10
  work twice as hard to get half the acclaim.
• 21:13
  Yeah, it's just one of those things.
• 21:15
  So as frustrating and unfortunate as it is that she is
• 21:20
  blamed for this product causing a reaction in Daisy, it's not
• 21:25
  necessarily her fault, but that's how it's treated in the
• 21:27
  public eye. Yeah, I get you all.
• 21:30
  Right. Absurd.
• 21:32
  I thought it was. I mean, it kind of makes sense
• 21:35
  after everything about how bad they were at figuring out that
• 21:38
  shit was happening in their cabin.
• 21:40
  Like there's all of these like thuds and shit breaking and
• 21:44
  people going through suitcases and stuff like that.
• 21:46
  And they're like, Hon, that's weird.
• 21:48
  You know, like nobody ever stops to think or even asking, did you
• 21:52
  do this? And I mean, they kind of do
• 21:55
  that, but nobody like takes anything at face value.
• 21:57
  Everybody's like, huh, that's weird.
• 21:59
  I guess somebody did this in this house, you know, like I
• 22:02
  just, it was like you're being way too stupid.
• 22:06
  Yeah. It was like, come on, like
• 22:09
  realistically you would be more suspicious, like you would be a
• 22:13
  little bit more concerned. Also I just I thought it was
• 22:19
  like funny that John was the master of chaos like Dave
• 22:25
  Navarro on Ink Master. You were going to say that?
• 22:27
  Yeah, like this motherfucker, every opportunity he had, he was
• 22:32
  like, oh, by the way, like he's like going to like shit stir.
• 22:35
  Yeah, you drop. Some bomb and walks out of the
• 22:38
  room. That bitch loves to be messy.
• 22:42
  So fucking common, like every interaction.
• 22:44
  He's just like, going to leave you like devastated with this
• 22:47
  little nugget of information that he has.
• 22:49
  Honestly, he should have been the influencer.
• 22:51
  He should have, yeah. He he would have been way better
• 22:53
  suited for it. My absurd I guess is the little
• 23:00
  the little binder dossier type thing that the worst scare
• 23:04
  worker. Oh yeah.
• 23:06
  And it was like, oh, pick your spooky motif.
• 23:10
  And he had like a page on crystals.
• 23:14
  And so he just made a bunch of crystals, and I just thought
• 23:19
  that was really, really funny and a really nice touch.
• 23:21
  Yeah, I, I, I agree. Yeah, I thought it was really
• 23:25
  funny too. All right, so with that, how are
• 23:28
  you rating this out of 10? Overall, I was, I was pretty
• 23:34
  pleased with it. I think I'd give it like a six.
• 23:36
  OK. I think I'd give it a seven.
• 23:38
  I think it was. It's not like the best done of
• 23:43
  this type of sub genre we've seen, but it had a fun twist at
• 23:46
  the end. I liked the characters.
• 23:50
  Yeah, the characters were interesting, yeah, but I just
• 23:53
  like that horror. Like even like when we got the
• 23:56
  killing, it was lackluster. Yeah, you know what I mean?
• 23:59
  Like it would just. So many things were off screen.
• 24:01
  Yeah, yeah. And I would have liked to
• 24:03
  tighten up some of those loose ends in the script, but overall,
• 24:06
  like I think 7 works. So we've got a starting average
• 24:09
  of 6.5. All right, solid all.
• 24:11
  Right, all right. Well then, let's do this.
• 24:14
  We start off at the end of the movie, Yeah.
• 24:18
  I was confused at first. I thought that this was a
• 24:19
  completely different set of people.
• 24:22
  Yeah, we're at a cabin. We hear screaming, we see a
• 24:24
  woman with a gun who then steps into a bear trap.
• 24:27
  And then you're probably wondering how I got here.
• 24:31
  Freeze frame. So Olivia is at work.
• 24:34
  She is helping this snobby skinny woman, Daisy, who's like
• 24:39
  everybody is just all about like, big curves right now.
• 24:41
  But I can't help it that I'm naturally predisposed to heroin
• 24:44
  chic. Yeah like OMG thigh gaps are
• 24:47
  out. Like shut the fuck up.
• 24:50
  OK, Daisy, she's trying to find a dress and she's like, this is
• 24:54
  a personal shopper type of situation.
• 24:56
  So she's got this dress on and she's like, well, Cyrus, Is it
• 25:00
  Cyrus or Cypress? Cyrus OK.
• 25:03
  OK, yeah, Cyrus, he, he doesn't like, he needs her to look a
• 25:09
  certain way. And he's like, very critical of
• 25:10
  her. And she's very concerned about
• 25:12
  it. And Olivia's like, listen, I
• 25:14
  just think that you should surround yourself with people
• 25:15
  that lift you up. And then her boss, Melissa's
• 25:18
  like, don't say shit like that to the clients.
• 25:20
  You're, you're yeah, you're not friends with her.
• 25:22
  You are shopping for. Her you are not allowed to have
• 25:25
  any conversation. Yeah, And she was like,
• 25:27
  shouldn't I get to know them then?
• 25:30
  So it's and Melissa's basically like, no.
• 25:34
  So as they're closing the shop for the day and she says, I know
• 25:39
  you're getting ready to move on to your next job as the wardrobe
• 25:43
  head for Glass Productions something.
• 25:46
  Like that, that's the, I think that's the production company
• 25:48
  for this movie, by the way. I think I remember seeing that
• 25:50
  in the opening. Credits.
• 25:51
  You know what? I respect that.
• 25:52
  Yeah. And I wanted to us to revisit
• 25:56
  that conversation that we had when I started here four years
• 25:58
  ago about me becoming store manager.
• 26:00
  And she's like, no, I'm going with an outside hire.
• 26:03
  And really it's a like Quid Pro Co type of.
• 26:06
  Yeah, she's like, I got like a favorite to fill for this
• 26:09
  person. And it's just like, come on,
• 26:10
  that's some bullshit right there.
• 26:12
  And then she's like, well, could you at least give me a Zendaya's
• 26:14
  stylist number? Cuz you said you would do that.
• 26:16
  She goes, Did I say? That I her response is, oh, that
• 26:21
  was nice of me. And then she just doesn't even
• 26:23
  do anything like fuck you. Oh my God.
• 26:27
  So Olivia is really frustrated and does the thing that you
• 26:31
  should never do when you're frustrated, which is go live on
• 26:33
  the Internet and complain about your job.
• 26:36
  And she is just kind of venting. And then people in the comments
• 26:39
  are like, Oh my God, you're so pretty.
• 26:42
  And she's like, well, I'll shout out VXV makeup.
• 26:45
  This is bullshit right here. Right?
• 26:46
  Because like if you're doing live I don't think random people
• 26:50
  get sent to you. I think it's mostly just your
• 26:52
  followers right? But it just explodes to like
• 26:54
  10,000 people watching her complain.
• 26:56
  About yeah, so on Instagram, like we'll get notifications if
• 27:01
  somebody's live, but that's like a person that we're following.
• 27:03
  Yeah, I don't know how to go look for lives.
• 27:07
  I don't even know if that's a thing.
• 27:09
  It might be, I don't know. Yeah, like, I don't know if you
• 27:11
  can go like hop onto a live. I don't know how that works.
• 27:15
  Like if you have to go to a certain tablet.
• 27:18
  We're old. We are.
• 27:20
  We're bad at this stuff, so it's fine.
• 27:24
  But yeah, so she just, you know, gets a little bit of traction
• 27:27
  with that. She ends up going to John's
• 27:31
  party with Gabe and Sid. Gabe goes on and on and on about
• 27:35
  anti consumerism. He.
• 27:38
  This is a Trump that I'm noticing here lately where like,
• 27:41
  it's always the boyfriend that's like super progressive and
• 27:44
  that's all he talks about is just like, you know, progressive
• 27:47
  stuff. But then he ends up being a
• 27:48
  hypocrite at the. He's not even really, well, he
• 27:51
  is a hypocrite. And I like they call him out
• 27:53
  about it, but like, it's just like, yeah, it's a lot.
• 27:58
  Yeah, so she, you know, she's just saying that she had a
• 28:03
  really bad day, and he hypes her up and it's kind of cute because
• 28:06
  he's just like, listen, you're the best and everybody knows
• 28:09
  you're the best. And someday, everybody else in
• 28:12
  the world will see that you're the best.
• 28:13
  Yeah. And then they arrive outside and
• 28:16
  they're just like about, they start making out at the doorway.
• 28:19
  Yeah. And then John opens the door and
• 28:20
  he's like, hey, were you guys going to come in here?
• 28:23
  You going to make out my doorway?
• 28:25
  So I'm confused about the situation because the house
• 28:29
  seems just like a general house where like you would rent A room
• 28:33
  from but Gabe and John are roommates.
• 28:37
  But are they roommates in this building?
• 28:39
  As in Gabe has a separate room. Also.
• 28:44
  Why is the party happening just in John's room and not in the
• 28:47
  house in general? So they were inside the
• 28:50
  building, right? They went inside a building and
• 28:52
  then a room within the building. Yeah, but the building seemed
• 28:54
  like a house. Yeah, because.
• 28:56
  They're hanging out in it later. And the thing that's also
• 28:58
  actually confusing to me is like, it was supposed to be a
• 29:00
  frat party. That's what they were saying.
• 29:02
  Like, I don't want to shoot, like, whenever Olivia's like, I
• 29:05
  don't think I'm going to go to the party later.
• 29:07
  Like her friend. I think Sid was like, please, I
• 29:09
  don't want to go there with the frat Bros by myself, you know,
• 29:12
  like, yeah. So I it it's weird.
• 29:15
  Yeah. It doesn't make any sense.
• 29:16
  I don't fully understand this setup, but that's, you know,
• 29:20
  probably, it's probably a feature of it being a low budget
• 29:23
  film. Like this is the location they
• 29:25
  had to film in. Yeah, yeah.
• 29:27
  So Sid offers to Hex Olivia's boss.
• 29:32
  She was like, normally I don't hex faces, but I'll hex her face
• 29:34
  if you want me to. And then she does a tarot
• 29:37
  reading for Olivia and she gets the tower.
• 29:40
  I don't know enough about tarot to know why Sydney is so freaked
• 29:43
  out about it, but she's just like, I'm.
• 29:45
  I've probably just worn out my reading today.
• 29:48
  She's visibly. Freaked out.
• 29:51
  Yeah, yeah. And I don't know what's
• 29:53
  happening. Yeah, it would have been nice to
• 29:55
  get some clarification on what all this meant.
• 29:57
  So the next morning Olivia wakes up and she has a message from
• 30:00
  VXV about sending her some stuff and her becoming a brand Rep.
• 30:05
  And then we see a whole montage of her just becoming a semi
• 30:10
  successful influencer. She's getting a lot of different
• 30:14
  products sent to her. She's posting different videos.
• 30:17
  I like her showing the stuff like the outtakes type of things
• 30:21
  where her phone is falling, she can't get a good angle on it,
• 30:24
  and she's like out of breath trying to talk about her morning
• 30:26
  jogging routine. Yeah, those are nice touches.
• 30:29
  She's worked her way up to 90,000 followers.
• 30:32
  It's just, it's not a small number.
• 30:33
  It's respectable. Yeah, yeah.
• 30:35
  And then she wakes up to a message offering or being
• 30:40
  offered a job to work at A at Glass Studios.
• 30:43
  Yeah, she's the message is from Melissa.
• 30:45
  Melissa is offering her to be the wardrobe assistant.
• 30:48
  The boss. Yes, yes, fucker.
• 30:52
  Which is what makes it worse later.
• 30:54
  Yeah, okay, okay. Her mom comes to meet her.
• 30:57
  Her mom is apparently like a pop psychologist and she represents
• 31:02
  an online therapy app. Questionable.
• 31:06
  There seems to be a strange relationship here.
• 31:08
  Yeah, And she's like, I just don't think you should be an
• 31:10
  influencer. And she's like, well, of course
• 31:12
  you don't even follow me. She goes, I don't follow anyone.
• 31:15
  I'm a conduit for the brand. She goes, well, what about me
• 31:19
  being a wardrobe assistant? She goes, well, that's basically
• 31:21
  your job now, just not a supportive mother.
• 31:24
  But I mean, I get what she's saying, but like moving to a
• 31:27
  different place where you have places to grow is completely
• 31:30
  different than being where she's at right now, where she's.
• 31:33
  Being right now personal shopper, I mean, that's a whole
• 31:36
  fucking storyline in Friends is that Rachel wants to get out of
• 31:39
  the personal shopping. It's a step down for her.
• 31:41
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her mom seems kind of not like a
• 31:45
  good person. Yeah, or at least not a good
• 31:48
  mom. Yeah, yeah.
• 31:50
  So her friends are also a little bit concerned about the ethics
• 31:53
  of influencing cuz they say something about like oh, horse
• 31:56
  placenta in that toner you're using.
• 31:58
  Yeah, Gabe, he's, he's super into that stuff right there.
• 32:01
  And he like, he calls her out on it.
• 32:03
  But then like John, he's like, Oh yeah, man, like influencers
• 32:07
  are super fucked up. Like, did you see?
• 32:10
  He brings up like some kind of weird case, like something
• 32:12
  happening. I can't really remember what it
• 32:13
  is. But then he like calls out gave
• 32:16
  about him. He's like, so do you like
• 32:18
  actually support this? And he's like, I mean, yeah,
• 32:21
  ultimately, you know, like they have a way to like bring
• 32:24
  awareness and social causes and stuff like that.
• 32:26
  And ultimately it's a good thing, despite we're seeing
• 32:30
  Olivia kind of being negatively influenced by the whole power I
• 32:34
  think that she's getting now. It's definitely going to her
• 32:37
  head. He's thinking about what she can
• 32:39
  do good with her following and she's just excited to have
• 32:43
  followers despite. Her marketing a thing that he is
• 32:46
  completely against. Yeah, he's having to be the
• 32:48
  supportive boyfriend right now. He's not really.
• 32:50
  He's not going to speak his mind.
• 32:51
  Because I think if it were somebody completely unrelated,
• 32:54
  Oh yeah, fuck that person. They're promoting like terrible
• 32:56
  shit right now. It would have been, like,
• 32:59
  interesting to see him talk about other influence, like,
• 33:01
  even Daisy, Like, he was just, like, didn't say much about her.
• 33:05
  It would have been interesting for him to be like, well, that's
• 33:07
  not even a real career. And all she does is just like,
• 33:09
  post cute outfits. Yeah.
• 33:11
  Like, it would have been nice to have that diametrically opposed
• 33:15
  type of situation. Speaking of Daisy, she tags
• 33:21
  Olivia in a live that she's doing, saying that she's trying
• 33:24
  this product from some skin care line, and she has an immediate,
• 33:30
  really awful reaction live on air.
• 33:33
  This is not a thing, right? Like you can't have this sort of
• 33:36
  severe reaction where your face melts.
• 33:39
  I, I have a lot of allergies, so I have to be really careful with
• 33:44
  the perfumes. I use skin care, I use things
• 33:46
  like that. And I joked a few years ago that
• 33:50
  my little sister was out to get me because she'd given me like a
• 33:53
  bunch of like face masks and like those, like the pore strips
• 33:56
  and stuff like, just like a little care package as a
• 33:58
  Christmas gift. And I was using them and I tried
• 34:01
  the pore strips and I had a terrible allergic reaction to
• 34:05
  it. I had just like you could see
• 34:06
  perfectly where the strip was. It was just raised in red and
• 34:09
  weeping and it was gross and terrible.
• 34:12
  And I joked that my little sister was out to get me, but
• 34:15
  ultimately it was on me for not checking the ingredients and
• 34:18
  making sure it wasn't something I was allergic.
• 34:19
  To Thankfully you're not an influencer.
• 34:21
  You could have gotten your sister killed.
• 34:23
  Right, so I. I think that there was something
• 34:26
  in there like something definitely like this was not a
• 34:29
  normal reaction. Yes, if this movie is trying to
• 34:32
  make us think that like it was a negative reaction that caused
• 34:34
  this. But I think I am still on the
• 34:37
  side that I think it was just the product is a bad product
• 34:39
  because that's what they were talking about beforehand is that
• 34:41
  all of these companies that use these influencers, they are not
• 34:45
  always necessarily on the up and up.
• 34:48
  Yeah, they're not always good either.
• 34:50
  Like, yeah. They're not necessarily all
• 34:52
  regulated. Research the shit that you're
• 34:54
  gonna be doing, you know what I mean?
• 34:55
  And I think that's really what it comes down to.
• 34:58
  And just because somebody that you follow or that you like
• 35:01
  says, I use this, I love it, you still need to do the research
• 35:04
  for yourself because just because something works for
• 35:06
  somebody else doesn't mean that it's gonna necessarily work for
• 35:08
  you. And especially when you look at
• 35:11
  influencers like that who are getting sent these packages,
• 35:14
  they are able to try like no normal human should be trying
• 35:18
  this many different things in this span of time because that's
• 35:21
  a lot of overconsumption and waste.
• 35:24
  You have to figure out the things that work for you.
• 35:27
  And sometimes, yeah, maybe you've heard of it because
• 35:29
  somebody that you follow on Instagram or Tic Tac, Tic Tac
• 35:33
  TikTok really likes this product and you wanna check it out.
• 35:37
  But you should still do that research for yourself.
• 35:39
  So I think it's, I think my take on the movie is that's the
• 35:44
  message they're trying to send with it.
• 35:45
  It just is so hurried over in favor of Olivia becoming a
• 35:51
  murderer that we don't really get to sit on that.
• 35:54
  Yeah, and man, the tides change quick here because everybody's
• 35:58
  like, oh, about that. We're going to have to pass with
• 36:01
  the deal that we had. With you and.
• 36:03
  Her whole career is coming to an end.
• 36:05
  I want to know what kind of contract she signed because you
• 36:07
  have to sign contracts when you get those types of packages too.
• 36:11
  Do you not remember when we were running ads for Manscaped?
• 36:16
  We did, didn't we? Yeah.
• 36:17
  No, the fact that we did that, but we did have to sign
• 36:19
  something. Yeah, like we had design stuff
• 36:20
  for it and. That was one that we did
• 36:23
  research, by the way. Yeah.
• 36:24
  Are we allowed to say that on the air?
• 36:26
  We're not still sponsored by them.
• 36:28
  We're not sponsoring it now. OK, Yeah, that's true.
• 36:30
  We were at. One point, yeah, yeah.
• 36:32
  But it's it's, I mean, you typically have those types of
• 36:35
  things. So I wonder what the terms were
• 36:37
  in the contracts? Yeah, I don't know.
• 36:39
  I never read that shit. Do research.
• 36:45
  OK, Gabe. Anyway, they they had also been.
• 36:54
  Oh, there is a really great moment because Melissa says,
• 36:57
  hey, I'm going to have to revoke that job.
• 36:59
  And Olivia tells her off and it's really cathartic.
• 37:03
  Oh man, yeah, I I wish that she went harder actually, because
• 37:06
  the boss is like you don't have to get on mad No fuck go back
• 37:10
  and like tear into her more make her.
• 37:11
  Cry. Please, I wanted that person to
• 37:14
  have some kind of like repercussions for being such an
• 37:17
  asshole. I want her to be in Christmas
• 37:19
  Kiss 4 where she loses her wardrobe, sailing job and learns
• 37:23
  the true spirit of the season. Make it happen.
• 37:27
  Because Olivia falls in love. It's happening.
• 37:30
  We're pitching it. Yes, they make a lot of this.
• 37:32
  Here in Kentucky, that's not homework.
• 37:34
  That's Vista. No Mar Vista.
• 37:39
  Mar Vista, yeah. Mar Vista, hit us up.
• 37:42
  I know you all film shit down here in.
• 37:43
  Kentucky, we got it. We got you.
• 37:44
  Yeah. OK, so Olivia, Gabe, John and
• 37:49
  Sydney, we're all planning their like post grad trip, but
• 37:52
  Olivia's like listen I need something now.
• 37:55
  I need something this weekend. Can we please go glamping you?
• 37:58
  Know what's funny? Like there's a common just it's
• 38:00
  only two movies. It's a coincidence, but
• 38:02
  apparently influencers love Joshua Tree because Ingrid goes
• 38:06
  West. There's like a whole plot point
• 38:08
  related to that. It's not Olivia that likes
• 38:10
  Joshua Tree that was gave that likes Joshua Tree.
• 38:13
  Yeah, but I'm just saying, just like it keeps getting brought up
• 38:16
  in these movies. Also I thought glamping was more
• 38:19
  like you get the fancy yurt so you're still technically
• 38:23
  camping. Yeah, glamping is not going to a
• 38:25
  cabin. Yeah, glamping is like you go
• 38:27
  to, you get a fucking RV and you go out into the field and sleep
• 38:32
  in that or like a nice ass tent. Yes, you've got really nice
• 38:36
  amenities, but you're still technically sleeping outside.
• 38:39
  Yeah, So whatever. You know what?
• 38:43
  I can't say Whatever. That's the whole name of the
• 38:45
  fucking movie. This, this movie, it's a
• 38:47
  misnomer. It's all completely wrong.
• 38:49
  Yeah. You're you're actually incorrect
• 38:50
  here. I need.
• 38:52
  I need to go back in time. You're probably wondering how I
• 38:54
  got here. Just like adding that to my list
• 38:57
  of bad you're the. Movie you're like Lou from hot
• 39:00
  time hot tub time machine too, where he like comes out at the
• 39:03
  end like with the fucking Revolutionary War outfit like.
• 39:06
  Yeah, he's like, no, that, that that Lou sucked.
• 39:07
  Yeah, no, that that name sucks. Like, yeah.
• 39:11
  Yeah, OK. But yeah, so they they get out
• 39:14
  there and as they're driving, they come across like a little
• 39:17
  blur witch doll type of thing. And Sid freaks out.
• 39:20
  She's like, listen, sometimes these are out here for
• 39:22
  protection, but sometimes it's the opposite.
• 39:24
  And I was like, stop it, Sid. Yeah, she is.
• 39:29
  I I get it. She's being a little bit of a
• 39:32
  buzz kill for sure, but also like her friends should at least
• 39:38
  understand that that's who she is as a person and maybe have a
• 39:44
  more measured reaction to her. Yeah, I think they handle a
• 39:47
  little bit better at the cabin. Yeah, so they get there and
• 39:53
  Sydney says the vibes are off, but everybody else says it's
• 39:55
  great. Olivia says that is like one of
• 39:58
  the top rated cabins. I.
• 39:59
  Just thought that was funny. As soon as they walk in vibes
• 40:02
  are off like oh boy. We'll see.
• 40:06
  Sidney is saging. She's sage in the room, she's
• 40:08
  Sage in the house. She goes downstairs.
• 40:10
  There's a rat in the rat trap. So she's pretty upset about it.
• 40:13
  And John's like, you know what, We should just do some shots.
• 40:17
  Right, that's it right there. Yeah, yeah, like, hey, master
• 40:19
  chaos. Yeah, master chaos.
• 40:21
  Like, let's do shots that'll either calm us down or we'll
• 40:24
  really get to fighting. And for a minute it doesn't
• 40:29
  either because there's another doll in the cabinet, which, yes,
• 40:31
  this is the right moment to be freaked out.
• 40:33
  I think everybody needs to be a little bit closer to SIDS level.
• 40:36
  And no, I, I agree with the rest of them there.
• 40:39
  Like maybe people were fucking with them, you know, like we've
• 40:41
  been to some places where people do some weird shit.
• 40:44
  You know what I mean? Like I if I I had a cabin that I
• 40:48
  would rent to people, I think that I would also do something
• 40:50
  like this. Like, let's make them like
• 40:51
  sweat. We have talked about leaving our
• 40:53
  basket of single child shoes in the shed whenever we eventually
• 40:57
  sell this house. It's like, I mean, and we'll
• 40:59
  maybe pass down the clown pictures that we found here too.
• 41:02
  Like maybe that's what everybody just needs when they come to
• 41:04
  this place. You need shoes and clown
• 41:05
  paintings. Well, they reason with Sid and
• 41:10
  they're like, hey, we're gonna go with more reason here and
• 41:13
  think about. That it's necessarily reason so
• 41:15
  much as it is the bribery of tequila.
• 41:17
  That too. But Gabe, he's like, well, this
• 41:20
  is the logical response right here.
• 41:22
  It's probably somebody just fucking with this.
• 41:24
  So Olivia puts on a bikini that she'd gotten from a brand when
• 41:29
  she was still Do they still want her to sponsor them or shout
• 41:32
  them out? I don't know.
• 41:33
  But she asked or she asked Sydney to take pictures of her
• 41:36
  and she's like, hey, does this seem kind of tone deaf?
• 41:41
  I really appreciate her doing this right here and.
• 41:44
  And she did it in the way that a friend does it.
• 41:47
  Like she was like, hey, I just I'm concerned for you.
• 41:51
  I'm concerned what, like that this might make things worse.
• 41:54
  I'm concerned that it maybe doesn't make you look like such
• 41:57
  a good person. And then when Olivia basically
• 41:59
  is like crying and she's like, I don't know what else to do.
• 42:01
  I am grasping at straws here. And thence it's like OK.
• 42:05
  At first I was with Olivia because she was like, I don't
• 42:07
  know what else to do. Like, OK, yeah, live your life.
• 42:10
  Go ahead. Like you're doing the shit that
• 42:11
  makes you happy. You don't have to quit social
• 42:13
  media if you don't want to. But then she's like, bikini pics
• 42:16
  are the only way to grab people's attention.
• 42:18
  And I'm like, oh, so you're just doing this to get engagement?
• 42:21
  There's nothing genuine about this.
• 42:23
  You're just trying to like attention get basically.
• 42:27
  She's not wrong, though. She's not wrong.
• 42:29
  No, she isn't. But it's just it takes the punch
• 42:32
  out of them, like, oh, OK, so you're just like, yeah, you've
• 42:34
  not learned anything. She did have like a really a
• 42:36
  great like, mini monologue before that where she's, you
• 42:40
  know, Sid's concerned, not only that it's tone deaf, but also
• 42:42
  that she's losing herself. And she's like, no, this is just
• 42:45
  a part of myself, but it's a character I'm playing up for for
• 42:49
  Instagram and TikTok, Tic Tac. If we ever do a movie and we
• 42:53
  can't Tic Tac. Yeah, Like Tic Tac is our fake
• 42:56
  streaming site. Streaming app.
• 42:58
  Nobody steal that from me. Beep it, it's on.
• 43:04
  Edit Goddamn. It Yeah, man, OK.
• 43:07
  Anyway, so they're taking the pictures and John is like kind
• 43:11
  of pushing Gabe. He's like, are you jealous that
• 43:13
  everybody thinks your girlfriends hot and he's no, she
• 43:15
  is hot. I'm not a jealous type.
• 43:17
  Anyway. I'm not a jealous type.
• 43:19
  Anyway, I got to mumble more to be more like Gabe.
• 43:23
  I'm not that type of jealous. That's how he talks the entire
• 43:27
  movie. Liv gets a call from an unknown
• 43:29
  number and basically nobody's answering, and then we see
• 43:33
  somebody stalking in the woods so they're in a blow up hot tub.
• 43:39
  Was it a blow up hot tub? Wow, good eyes.
• 43:42
  Yes. I mean, I was, I was paying
• 43:43
  attention. I just expect hot tubs at cabins
• 43:45
  to be genuine like real like normal ones.
• 43:48
  They probably rented this cabin for shooting and realized it
• 43:52
  didn't have the hot tub so they went and got the blow up hot tub
• 43:55
  from Walmart. It's probably.
• 43:56
  More expensive than like renting the actual.
• 43:58
  Cab yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
• 44:01
  So they're playing truth or dare cuz what could go wrong with
• 44:05
  that? In a hot tub with alcohol.
• 44:08
  Yeah. Shout out to our friend Tyler
• 44:11
  who is like dead terrified. Saved us.
• 44:15
  Saved us because he was like one time somebody almost drowned in
• 44:18
  a hot tub. Also, we've been in here for 2
• 44:21
  1/2 hours and we all went Oh no. It actually became a hot tub
• 44:25
  time actually. Was.
• 44:27
  Yeah, that was really fun. Like he had every right to be
• 44:31
  like concerned about it. He's.
• 44:34
  Like, I got to get out of here. I'm figuring myself out and he
• 44:37
  goes like he's like. It's 4:00 AM Four.
• 44:45
  AM Yeah. Anyway, so that was a lot more
• 44:47
  fun than what we're about to talk about.
• 44:48
  They're hot tub time hijinks. God damn it.
• 44:52
  We watched Hot Tub Time Machine after this.
• 44:54
  Last night it's. Not helping.
• 44:57
  OK, so yeah, First off, it's truth for Olivia.
• 45:00
  John asks her to talk about her losing her virginity.
• 45:03
  Like describe that experience because.
• 45:06
  Apparently Sid has never heard the story and I guess Gabe has
• 45:09
  heard the story, but maybe she lied about it because she says
• 45:12
  it was a film Bro who likes Fight Club too much.
• 45:14
  Which totally tracks for John. Yeah.
• 45:17
  But he's like, oh, I thought you said it was somebody in finance.
• 45:19
  She goes no film. Definitely film starts.
• 45:21
  With an F, yeah. Yeah.
• 45:23
  And then Olivia dares John to go make out with a tree, which is
• 45:29
  the less fun version of go make out with a moose.
• 45:31
  Marty, that's a wolf. And Olivia's like, recording it
• 45:35
  and gave us like, I thought the whole point of this was to
• 45:37
  unplug. And she's like, well, I'm still
• 45:39
  doing, like, a vlog of the glamping.
• 45:42
  And when John comes back in, he's master of chaos once again
• 45:45
  because he's like, oh, they're kind of fighting with each
• 45:47
  other. Let's make this extra.
• 45:49
  This is truly one of the most diabolical moments I've ever
• 45:53
  seen in a horror film. I think, like, we could probably
• 45:55
  do a whole separate podcast about John the chaos gremlin.
• 45:59
  Yeah. Because he goes, I dare you to
• 46:02
  call Olivia's mom and ask for permission to marry her.
• 46:06
  This is a short horror film, right?
• 46:08
  Yes. And I, I like this right here
• 46:12
  because like, they are so off put by it and then they're like,
• 46:15
  well, Olivia's like I, I wanted them to actually meet in person.
• 46:19
  And you guys have been dating for three years and he has not
• 46:22
  Met Your Mother? Correct reaction that like the
• 46:25
  way him and Sid were immediately like what the fuck?
• 46:27
  It's weird. Yeah.
• 46:29
  Like what? Like why do they think that she
• 46:32
  wouldn't approve of her boyfriend?
• 46:34
  I they never touch on that. It never appears of anything.
• 46:37
  Yeah, I know. But I just, it was weird that it
• 46:41
  became such a good focus here, you know what I mean?
• 46:43
  But he starts to call her. Yeah, he.
• 46:46
  Starts to call her, but then there's a crash from inside.
• 46:49
  So they end the call and Gabe and Olivia say they're gonna go
• 46:53
  check it out. And they get in there and their
• 46:56
  ceramic shattered on the floor and Olivia's like texting her
• 46:59
  mom back because her mom texts her.
• 47:01
  She's like, I'm at work, I'm very busy, Is it important?
• 47:04
  This at this hour. And Gabe's like, can you just
• 47:08
  get off your phone? And all he's doing is sweeping
• 47:10
  up the ceramic and not at all concerned that there's a broken
• 47:12
  vase in the middle of the living room.
• 47:15
  Yeah. And then they start looking
• 47:17
  around. They find one of the bedrooms
• 47:19
  has a window open and she's like, so that's probably what
• 47:21
  happened. He is.
• 47:21
  The wind came all the way down to the first floor and knocked
• 47:25
  that vase over. Gabe, Gabe, Gabe, I need you to
• 47:30
  watch a little film called Evil Dead.
• 47:33
  It's plausible. Is it?
• 47:35
  I mean this is also again like cabin in the woods where I like
• 47:37
  to sell our door up as like must have been a wind.
• 47:40
  And again, Marty's like what? But.
• 47:42
  That doesn't make it. Yeah, I fucking love Marty.
• 47:44
  We needed Marty in this movie. Yeah.
• 47:46
  God I would watch like a two man stage play of Marty and John.
• 47:51
  Yeah. Oh my God, yeah, Fantastic.
• 47:55
  I love that. Pair.
• 47:55
  That's my dream suitable for this movie.
• 47:57
  Love it. Let's let's make it happen.
• 48:01
  OK, so back in the hot tub, John is like he's he.
• 48:05
  Does he knock her phone in the hot tub?
• 48:08
  I think so, but also if you look at it really closely, you can
• 48:11
  see that it's just a phone case, so that way they don't destroy a
• 48:14
  real phone in a hot tub. Good for that, But in the movie,
• 48:18
  like Master of Chaos, asshole move.
• 48:21
  Like completely destroying somebody's phone to make a
• 48:23
  point. Here's.
• 48:24
  The thing he's such a chaos gremlin that it almost makes him
• 48:29
  seem suspicious if he wasn't the.
• 48:31
  Yeah, that's true. I think that's probably why they
• 48:34
  killed him off 1st. They're like, we just don't need
• 48:36
  you guys thinking like, no, he's just, he's just chaotic.
• 48:39
  Yeah, he. Yeah.
• 48:40
  And he's like, well, you know, I just didn't want you to be on
• 48:44
  your phone all the time. By the way, I.
• 48:46
  See you looking at Gabe. Do you want to make him jealous?
• 48:49
  Do you want to make out? And Jesse and I were both like,
• 48:51
  what? This movie just became something
• 48:53
  like, we just did not see this coming.
• 48:55
  We were so confused about what was happening.
• 48:57
  Yeah, also because they're making out without Olivia and
• 49:00
  Gabe out there to see. So how is it actually making me
• 49:02
  be jealous it? Was just John like he's like I
• 49:06
  see my opportunity to get some kiss and.
• 49:08
  Go back. To be fair, it.
• 49:09
  Worked out it did. It worked.
• 49:11
  Olivia and Gabe, do you have, like, this conversation where
• 49:16
  they're worried about, like, Olivia confesses?
• 49:18
  So she's worried about her mom's expectations for her, but she
• 49:21
  loves them. She's like, you're my person and
• 49:23
  he's like, you're mine. And they're so cute.
• 49:26
  Then they go outside and catch Sid and John making out.
• 49:29
  And so they're like, let's all just go inside.
• 49:31
  We've had enough hot tub time. And they go inside.
• 49:36
  Olivia finds her clothes are thrown all around, accuses Gabe
• 49:40
  of looking for her underwear. Yeah, she's like, if you wanted
• 49:43
  my underwear, you could have just asked.
• 49:45
  And like, again, this is like, dumb.
• 49:47
  He's like, I didn't do that shit.
• 49:49
  And also, I feel like anytime they've been in that room,
• 49:51
  they've been in there together. Way too casual, and also I need
• 49:54
  to talk about the monstrosity of all four of these motherfuckers
• 49:57
  putting on dry clothes over their wet swimsuits.
• 50:01
  Yeah. This is like you're in the cabin
• 50:04
  with your own clothes. You can change out of your
• 50:06
  swimsuits. Yeah, you don't have to.
• 50:08
  Keep This is not the same as the aforementioned hot tub incident
• 50:12
  for us, Yeah, where we did not have changes of clothes with us
• 50:15
  and had to put our over our wet clothes.
• 50:19
  It's a little absurd, it's a little silly.
• 50:22
  It's very frustrating. Everybody making questionable
• 50:24
  decisions right now. And what's even more frustrating
• 50:27
  is that because of the magic of film making and where everything
• 50:31
  is shot out of certain order, none of their dry clothes have
• 50:35
  any wet marks. On I was thinking the same thing
• 50:37
  like they like they would be Wet Wet butt for sure.
• 50:41
  Well anyways, Master Chaos shotgun blast downstairs, this
• 50:46
  fucking guy, he's like off the fucking hinges now and.
• 50:49
  They're like, you can't shoot a gun.
• 50:52
  And he's like, you know what? Fuck all of you, Olivia, you're
• 50:57
  so selfish. Did you know that Gabe had to
• 50:59
  ask for an extension for his thesis and should be working on
• 51:02
  that and instead he's here? Did you know that Sib was taking
• 51:05
  her Reiki master certification course this weekend and she
• 51:08
  cancelled it to be here? Did you know I just wanted to
• 51:11
  shoot this fucking gun and fuck all of you?
• 51:14
  And then Gabe punches him and gets the gun.
• 51:16
  Yeah, because a drunk chaos gremlin does not need to have a
• 51:19
  rifle. But he makes the point he's
• 51:21
  like, because you guys are two up your own asses and on your
• 51:24
  phones all the time. You guys don't pay attention to
• 51:26
  shit. Yep.
• 51:28
  He's he's mad. That's his whole thing.
• 51:30
  Like they were, I feel like they were definitely building for him
• 51:32
  to be a killer or something. You know what I mean?
• 51:34
  Because he's been doing all of this shit.
• 51:37
  It's just like, I guess it was meant to be a misdirect.
• 51:41
  Yeah. Because like, the lights go out
• 51:42
  now. Yeah, now the lights go out.
• 51:44
  He's like, I'm going to go find a breaker.
• 51:46
  He says I'm going to go find the breaker.
• 51:48
  By the way, sits in love with Gabe and then he walks out of
• 51:50
  the room. Dude, yeah, again, like little
• 51:53
  Nuggets. Messy bitch.
• 51:55
  I love John as a character. Every movie needs a John.
• 52:00
  It's just like he's like boop, just a little bit of just like
• 52:04
  I'm going to be leaving, but by the way, and then.
• 52:06
  Gabe tries to talk to Sid about it.
• 52:08
  She goes, it's not you. And then Olivia's, but they have
• 52:14
  like a real nice talk about it where she's just like, you know,
• 52:17
  you're just the only person who's accepted me as I am not
• 52:20
  wanting to change me. I'm really worried what's going
• 52:23
  to happen after school. And she's like, listen,
• 52:26
  friendships change because people change.
• 52:28
  But you'll still always be my best friend.
• 52:31
  I am in love with Gabe. Yeah, that maybe it's just like
• 52:36
  her being young, but she's like, you're the only person that will
• 52:38
  ever get me. And I'm like, come on man,
• 52:41
  you're not even giving yourself a chance here.
• 52:43
  And I do think it's the young thing.
• 52:45
  I think it's the being afraid of what life is gonna be like,
• 52:49
  especially if you're somebody that maybe is.
• 52:53
  I don't know if she's necessarily questioning her
• 52:55
  sexuality or if she does identify as queer.
• 52:59
  Like, I think there's just a lot of factors that are going into
• 53:01
  it. That's all to unpack here, and
• 53:03
  we don't really get any of it because like, John goes and
• 53:07
  flips on the breaker and the power's back.
• 53:11
  Gabe goes try to find him and John jumps out, 'cause he found
• 53:14
  a mask and then Gabe's like, seriously?
• 53:16
  Like can't you take anything serious?
• 53:19
  It's like, I'm glad that school's almost over because
• 53:21
  clearly we're not meant to be friends anymore.
• 53:23
  It gets a little harsh here between the buggies.
• 53:25
  Yeah, that's rough. Yeah, and then John's like, oh,
• 53:29
  by the way, I guess Olivia never told you who she lost her
• 53:33
  virginity to or she never told you, did she?
• 53:35
  And it's like, come on, you have a reason to be jealous of me.
• 53:39
  He's like, Oh yeah, are you going to tell me why?
• 53:41
  He doesn't say anything. He just lets the silence speak
• 53:43
  for itself. And he goes, it was before you
• 53:45
  guys were even together. He's like, plus also I thought
• 53:49
  you were like, Mr. Virginity's a social construct.
• 53:51
  No, that's what. What does he say?
• 53:53
  I feel. Like, I think they all kind of
• 53:55
  throw that back at him. Yeah, cuz they were.
• 53:56
  He was talking about that again. Like yeah, cuz like when that
• 53:58
  was her question in truth or dare, he was like, listen, this
• 54:01
  is such a bullshit outdated premise.
• 54:03
  Blah. Blah.
• 54:04
  It goes against men too. Like virginity.
• 54:06
  Like, if you don't lose your virginity after a certain time
• 54:09
  and I'm like, you get, like, hounded by people for that, too.
• 54:12
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 54:14
  But anyways, he Gabe goes, they separate.
• 54:19
  John stays in that room there. And as like they're both heading
• 54:23
  back to like go inside the cabin, a masked man who the two
• 54:29
  others, Olivia and Sid, saw outside.
• 54:31
  I mean he said fuck that, went back in and.
• 54:34
  That's that they're like, they're not even.
• 54:36
  They didn't. Warn anybody that there's a guy
• 54:37
  outside with a mask. Yeah.
• 54:39
  So the guy gets into the basement and kills John.
• 54:42
  Yeah. Except John's not really dead
• 54:44
  because Gabe is like, John is right behind me.
• 54:46
  I'm going to go get him. And he finds him like he's
• 54:49
  pushed against, like a like a tiller.
• 54:52
  It was I wasn't even sure it like I would have said that at
• 54:56
  first, but then whenever they like get him off of it, it's
• 54:59
  like a whole other. It looks like a dog poop
• 55:02
  grabber, but like with blades. I think that's a tiller.
• 55:07
  I don't, I don't know. I've seen killers in my life and
• 55:10
  they've never looked like that. OK, well I've seen dog poop
• 55:13
  grabbers and they don't look like that.
• 55:15
  OK, well, maybe, maybe, maybe it could be one of the other.
• 55:20
  I don't know. Either way, he's dead.
• 55:22
  They're like, let's pull him off of it, I and then we're going to
• 55:25
  carry. Him to the car and when they get
• 55:28
  out to the car realize that his tires have been slashed, which
• 55:30
  duh. Yeah, I mean, come on, man.
• 55:32
  What killer is just going to like, leave an easy way for you
• 55:35
  to get out so they go inside? Gave and Olivia choose this
• 55:39
  moment to fight about the concept of having a cell phone.
• 55:43
  It was so yeah, it's also bad. But like he's like, oh, you.
• 55:48
  You just want to save John because you're so in love with
• 55:50
  him. What?
• 55:51
  Like I like Sid's moment. She's like, shut the fuck up,
• 55:53
  he's dying. This is not the time.
• 55:56
  Call 911. So they try to look for Olivia's
• 55:59
  phone because she's not sure where it is.
• 56:01
  She hasn't had it since her mom was texting her John.
• 56:06
  Oh, they hide. They're hiding because they hear
• 56:09
  footsteps in the house, and Gabe goes and sneaks and grabs the
• 56:13
  gun. And when he goes out, when they
• 56:15
  go out to look for whoever it is making the footsteps, John's
• 56:17
  gone from the couch trail of blood to the hot tub, and he's
• 56:20
  just kind of, like, chilling and they're probably dead.
• 56:22
  Yeah. Then the killer stabs Gabe.
• 56:24
  He. Just pops out of nowhere, Shanks
• 56:26
  him in the neck and then just like dips.
• 56:29
  And then, yeah, Sid runs into the woods and he chases her.
• 56:32
  And then Liv takes the gun from Gabe and follows them into the
• 56:37
  woods. She finds Sid stabbed also in
• 56:40
  the throat. So that's where the killer likes
• 56:41
  to go. Go for the throat.
• 56:43
  Yeah, that's pretty. Effective she steps into a bear
• 56:46
  trap. She gets herself out of it
• 56:47
  pretty quickly, which I do appreciate them showing next.
• 56:50
  A lot of times when somebody steps in a bear trap in a movie,
• 56:52
  they're like, well, I'm here forever.
• 56:54
  Yep. And.
• 56:55
  You can actually. Yeah, you can get out of the
• 56:57
  bear trap. Like bears don't have thumbs the
• 57:00
  way humans do. Yeah.
• 57:01
  So it's like the thing in our cabinet right now that's keeping
• 57:04
  a cat out there. You just push the little thing
• 57:06
  down and then you can just burn. Yeah, there.
• 57:08
  You go, yeah, yeah. So the killer approaches, and
• 57:10
  Liv holds the gun up, and she's like, I'm in control now, get
• 57:14
  their bodies back to the cabin. We need to get our stories
• 57:16
  straight. Yeah, which I was confused at
• 57:21
  first, like why is she holding him at gunpoint?
• 57:23
  Because like if she's in on it, but then it's like this shit was
• 57:27
  not supposed to go down like this.
• 57:28
  Why the fuck did you start killing people and then?
• 57:31
  It's supposed to be a home invasion.
• 57:33
  Everybody would be scared and then her friends would be able
• 57:35
  to corroborate the story after. She would have the victim
• 57:38
  mentality and she would get all of her followers back and the
• 57:43
  killer rags another unknown body out and said I'm assuming this
• 57:47
  is the person you were working with.
• 57:51
  Another twist. So we got a flashback montage of
• 57:54
  Olivia searching for what was it a custom horror experience?
• 58:01
  Yeah, and she gets this something scares type business.
• 58:05
  Yeah, to do this, these are interesting.
• 58:09
  Would you ever be interested in doing something like this?
• 58:11
  Oh man. Like I like the idea of being
• 58:13
  like immersed in like a scary thing, but at the same time like
• 58:16
  the it's almost too real. Yes, it's one of those things
• 58:19
  that like, I know knowing that it's coming takes some of the
• 58:22
  realness out of it, but I would need to know it's coming
• 58:24
  because. You may genuinely kill.
• 58:26
  Some instincts, yes. Like those survival instincts
• 58:29
  kick in. In a weird way, it's kind of
• 58:30
  like the movie Game Night, where they know it's going to be a
• 58:34
  custom experience. They're having fun with it
• 58:36
  instead of, like, freaking out. Yeah, of course, that movie has
• 58:39
  its own multiple twists. Yeah, it's true.
• 58:41
  So go see Game Night if you haven't.
• 58:43
  It's on Netflix now. Yeah, it's on Netflix.
• 58:45
  We're not sponsored by Netflix. We're not sponsored by Netflix,
• 58:48
  but it's starring Rachel McAdams, Jason Bateman and IT.
• 58:52
  Feels like a plug. I know, but who's the other guy
• 58:55
  that we like? Jesse Plummons?
• 58:56
  Yes. Jesse Plummons Think, Yeah.
• 58:58
  So it's a good one anyway. I just.
• 59:01
  I mean, it's like if you like comedy movies and you like
• 59:04
  glamping, you will like Game Night.
• 59:06
  It's a really fun movie, yeah. It's not a plug, it's just a
• 59:09
  hey, we watch a lot of movies, it's kind of our thing.
• 59:12
  Yeah, that's true. OK, so now the guy, she's like,
• 59:15
  OK, who are you? He reveals his identity.
• 59:18
  He is Cyrus. Daisy's boyfriend.
• 59:21
  Yeah, he's like, I wanted you to hurt like she did.
• 59:24
  And this is a. So ugly now and I hate her.
• 59:28
  It's a completely different type of pain.
• 59:31
  Like if you want, see, I was thinking if you wanted her to
• 59:34
  hurt the way that she does, just like do what people do.
• 59:38
  I think this is like a big British thing.
• 59:40
  Like ass into the face. Oh God, those stories are always
• 59:43
  so awful. Yeah, it's terrible.
• 59:45
  It's. So fucked up.
• 59:46
  Yeah, I'm not condoning it. I'm not saying you should have
• 59:49
  done that, but like it would have made more sense for that to
• 59:51
  be the revenge. But yeah, so he's he's gonna
• 59:58
  kill her. Yeah, it's like you made it so
• 1:00:01
  easy. You shared all your shit.
• 1:00:02
  Yeah. You're an influence, and I like
• 1:00:04
  that She. I like that he calls that out.
• 1:00:06
  Yeah, but so he is like choking her out.
• 1:00:14
  But Gabe is not dead. He stabs him, knocks Cyrus off
• 1:00:18
  and then breaks up with Olivia. And she's like, you cannot break
• 1:00:22
  up with me. She fully crosses over into
• 1:00:25
  like, abuse her territory, starts throwing shit at him
• 1:00:28
  because he's like, we're done. And she was like, no, we're not.
• 1:00:32
  Yeah, he he's calling her out and yeah, he's trying to leave
• 1:00:36
  and she throws something at him. And she's like, I'm just trying
• 1:00:38
  to get your attention. I just want you to listen to me
• 1:00:41
  and. It escalates so much, Yeah.
• 1:00:44
  Like instead of like them just doing that, she grabs like the
• 1:00:47
  fucking. I don't know what it is like a
• 1:00:48
  fire poker or whatever. And.
• 1:00:51
  She like they wrestle over it and she gets the upper hand and
• 1:00:55
  stabs him in the chest with it. And then she starts alive about
• 1:00:59
  being scared and how all these murders happened, and we cut to
• 1:01:04
  paramedics and the police the next day.
• 1:01:06
  This. Is where you got your quote, no?
• 1:01:07
  Oh no, The next day. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, OK.
• 1:01:10
  Cuz she's watching all of the bodies being dragged out and
• 1:01:13
  she's got like a little, you know, foil blanket around her.
• 1:01:16
  And she was looking at all of the comments and so many of them
• 1:01:18
  are so brave. Like praying for you.
• 1:01:21
  I wish I was strong like you. But then there are a couple in
• 1:01:23
  there. And my favorite 1 is this one
• 1:01:25
  from who is Kendra and shout out to our friend Kendra who I could
• 1:01:29
  see leaving this comment, which is just why did you go live?
• 1:01:33
  Yeah, great question. You have a phone, clearly you
• 1:01:35
  have service. Call 91 fucking one.
• 1:01:38
  I was walking through the comments like, hopefully
• 1:01:40
  somebody calls this out as weird, right?
• 1:01:42
  Because I love that. Because I think so many other
• 1:01:46
  movies would have just kept them all praising comments, but I
• 1:01:48
  like that they had a few of those and they're like what the
• 1:01:51
  fuck? Yeah, If it were me, I would be
• 1:01:53
  questioning if this is legitimate or not.
• 1:01:55
  I'd be like, this is maybe a publicity stunt, especially if
• 1:01:57
  this is somebody that just had some bad shit going down.
• 1:02:01
  Yeah, like it's like that one dude that.
• 1:02:03
  Jesse Small. Yeah, you knew exactly what I
• 1:02:06
  was talking about. He was like, yeah.
• 1:02:07
  Pretty infamous. I was getting like hanged and
• 1:02:09
  it's like that shit never happened.
• 1:02:11
  Dude, you're in jail. That that happened with, I can't
• 1:02:14
  remember the Queen's name, but a drag queen who had been on
• 1:02:19
  RuPaul's Drag Race, like staged this whole thing about their
• 1:02:23
  Uber driver. I don't remember all the
• 1:02:24
  details. This is not a very interesting
• 1:02:26
  story anyway. How do you rate the movie after
• 1:02:30
  after we've talked about it? I I think I might bump at the
• 1:02:34
  6.5. Yeah, it's a decent little
• 1:02:37
  movie. It just, I just really wish they
• 1:02:40
  would have done the horror a little bit more.
• 1:02:42
  Yeah, I'm gonna keep mine out of seven.
• 1:02:44
  I think the big thing is there are a couple of those moments in
• 1:02:46
  the script that I wish we could have fleshed out a little bit
• 1:02:48
  more. Like with the with the tarot and
• 1:02:53
  the was there anything messed with the product or was it just
• 1:02:57
  a bad product and she's getting heat for pushing it?
• 1:03:00
  Yeah. I wish we had those a little bit
• 1:03:02
  more solid because obviously we had different interpretations of
• 1:03:05
  it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:09
  It's not the perfect movie, but it's a serviceable movie.
• 1:03:13
  Who did you relate to? I relate to John.
• 1:03:17
  I'm just in the fact that like, I also like I, I'm not one of
• 1:03:21
  those people that is like going to be preachy to you about not
• 1:03:24
  being on your phone all the time because like we all are on our
• 1:03:27
  phones now. It's like a thing.
• 1:03:29
  But like, I do try to not keep myself attached to it and like,
• 1:03:34
  I try to be present sometimes, like as much as possible.
• 1:03:37
  Like I understand the frustrations of like going to do
• 1:03:40
  a thing with friends and stuff and all they do the entire time
• 1:03:43
  is like on their phone instead of like actually being in the
• 1:03:47
  moment with each other. But like, yeah, I, I, I
• 1:03:51
  appreciated that take. I related to John because when I
• 1:03:55
  drink, I'm also somewhat of a chaos gremlin.
• 1:03:59
  So that's not not. Ruining friendships level but
• 1:04:02
  just more like various chaotic moments.
• 1:04:07
  This is true. Yeah, this is true.
• 1:04:10
  Yeah, so I like, I've jumped fences and stuff and.
• 1:04:14
  You're the fun chaos. You're not the Oh by the way,
• 1:04:17
  here's some life changing shit right here.
• 1:04:19
  By the way, I hope you like therapy.
• 1:04:21
  By the way, here's a shotgun. Yeah, no, I'm definitely not
• 1:04:24
  going to shoot. Don't worry, I'll chip in.
• 1:04:26
  I like that line for me. Fucking asshole just.
• 1:04:30
  Like that's going to get charges.
• 1:04:31
  I'll chip in. Yeah.
• 1:04:33
  Fellas, fellas, fellas. It's OK.
• 1:04:35
  I'll chip in. I'm not gonna pay for it.
• 1:04:38
  I'll just help. Yeah, OK.
• 1:04:41
  We've already talked about Dream sequel.
• 1:04:42
  Do we do taglines? For these.
• 1:04:45
  We don't do taglines for these because we don't do a poster for
• 1:04:48
  them. That's right.
• 1:04:49
  Mostly on Drawn, remember? Yes.
• 1:04:52
  Yes, well I guess we do scouts favorite part now.
• 1:04:55
  We do scouts favorite part. What's scouts favorite part?
• 1:04:58
  I think she really appreciated when they were all in the hot
• 1:05:00
  tub stirring up shit because that's scouts favorite thing.
• 1:05:04
  She loves hot water and she likes being a fucking like
• 1:05:09
  Master of chaos like John here. Obviously, you're correct.
• 1:05:13
  There is no other moment. Yeah, that could be.
• 1:05:15
  I've gotten favorite moment. I've gotten to now.
• 1:05:18
  That one was just quintessential scout.
• 1:05:21
  I mean it is scout that is like that is what scout looks for.
• 1:05:24
  You don't understand, Scout. Like waits outside the bathroom
• 1:05:28
  door for when people are done in the shower because she wants to
• 1:05:30
  just sit in the warm wet tub. She crawls into the sink after
• 1:05:34
  we've done dishes. She's just fucking weird.
• 1:05:37
  She is. She weirdly likes water.
• 1:05:40
  Yeah, yeah, She's the only one of our pets that we can give a
• 1:05:42
  bath tube because she just like, yeah, cuz she just gets in the
• 1:05:45
  tub and she's like, I'm a Panther, yeah.
• 1:05:47
  She's like goes all all in with it.
• 1:05:49
  Yeah. All right.
• 1:05:51
  I've got 2 reviews as we do for this.
• 1:05:54
  I've got a positive and a negative.
• 1:05:56
  I will start with the negative. That way we can add on a
• 1:05:59
  positive note. OK, being nice there.
• 1:06:03
  All right, this one is kind of a long one.
• 1:06:05
  I normally don't do ones this long, but they it was really
• 1:06:09
  well thought out on the things they don't like about it.
• 1:06:12
  So this is a 2 out of 10 cheesy horror comedy spoof.
• 1:06:15
  Glamping is one of those movies that tries to say something
• 1:06:18
  about the modern obsession with social media, but never quite
• 1:06:20
  figures out how to make its point.
• 1:06:22
  At its core is a coming of age story centered on a young woman
• 1:06:24
  who's so consumed with online validation that she plans a
• 1:06:26
  glamorous camping trip for her followers, only for the entire
• 1:06:30
  getaway to spiral into chaos, betrayal and ultimately murder.
• 1:06:33
  On Paper is a clever concept that could have blended satire
• 1:06:35
  and horror the way Bodies, Bodies Bodies or Tragedy Girls
• 1:06:38
  did. Unfortunately, the execution is
• 1:06:40
  so unfocused that it loses sight of its own message before it
• 1:06:42
  even gets started. Screenplay is where most of the
• 1:06:45
  trouble lies. The story jumps from 1 tone to
• 1:06:47
  another teen comedy slasher social commentary without ever
• 1:06:50
  landing on one that works. Scenes feel disconnected, like
• 1:06:53
  pieces of a puzzle that were forced together just to reach a
• 1:06:55
  runtime. There's little build up or
• 1:06:57
  suspense, and the supposed mystery driving the film feels
• 1:07:00
  like an afterthought. The focus on social media
• 1:07:02
  obsession could have been sharp and relevant, but it's treated
• 1:07:05
  so superficially that it feels more like background noise than
• 1:07:07
  a meaningful theme. When the killer's finally
• 1:07:10
  revealed, it doesn't feel earned.
• 1:07:11
  The twist comes out of nowhere, involving a character who barely
• 1:07:14
  had any presence in the story up until that point.
• 1:07:16
  Instead of a shocking payoff, it feels more like the film makers
• 1:07:19
  ran out of ideas and picked a name out of a hat.
• 1:07:21
  The one saving grace is that the actor playing the killer
• 1:07:23
  actually delivers a surprisingly chilling performance.
• 1:07:26
  He's the only one who seems truly committed to the material.
• 1:07:29
  Watching someone you personally know pull off a genuinely creepy
• 1:07:32
  performance is always fun, but that alone can't redeem the
• 1:07:35
  entire movie. Oh, that was a quick little
• 1:07:37
  humble brag. The direction is equally
• 1:07:40
  inconsistent. It's as if the film makers
• 1:07:42
  weren't sure whether they were making a horror movie, a satire,
• 1:07:44
  or a dark comedy. The tone shifts constantly, and
• 1:07:46
  the pacing drags in the middle before rushing through the
• 1:07:48
  finale. Some moments are shot
• 1:07:50
  beautifully, giving off that Moody, atmospheric camp in the
• 1:07:53
  woods vibe, but they're immediately undercut by clunky
• 1:07:55
  dialogue or awkward performances.
• 1:07:57
  The film tries to build tension, but ends up falling flat because
• 1:08:00
  there's no emotional connection to the characters or clarity in
• 1:08:02
  the storytelling. The performances don't help much
• 1:08:05
  either. The lead actress, who's supposed
• 1:08:08
  to embody this generation social media addiction, comes off a
• 1:08:10
  shallow not because the character is written that way,
• 1:08:13
  but because the performance feels forced.
• 1:08:15
  The main male lead sounds detached and uninterested,
• 1:08:18
  almost as if he's sleepwalking through his lines.
• 1:08:20
  There's a strange lack of chemistry across the board,
• 1:08:22
  which makes it hard to root for anyone or even care when things
• 1:08:25
  start to go wrong. By the time credits roll,
• 1:08:27
  glamping feels like a missed opportunity.
• 1:08:29
  The idea of using a camping trip to explore how far people go for
• 1:08:32
  online fame could have been abiding commentary.
• 1:08:34
  Carry on influencer culture. But instead the movie collapses
• 1:08:36
  under poor writing, uneven tone and characters that never feel
• 1:08:39
  real. It's a messy mix of horror and
• 1:08:41
  comedy that never finds its balance.
• 1:08:42
  If anything, it serves as a reminder that a good concept
• 1:08:45
  means nothing without strong execution.
• 1:08:47
  OK, that is a respectable review right there, and they're not
• 1:08:51
  wrong. There are a few things that I
• 1:08:53
  disagree with. I do think that the characters
• 1:08:55
  have decent chemistry and I I like the twist at the end, the
• 1:08:59
  double twist. Well, I, I kind of understand
• 1:09:01
  what they're saying. It did feel kind of like, and
• 1:09:04
  here they are, you know what I mean?
• 1:09:05
  Like not there wasn't a lot of connection to that or it did
• 1:09:11
  feel kind of random, like it makes sense.
• 1:09:13
  But again, like I was saying at the beginning, like this kind of
• 1:09:15
  movie, it didn't need to be like a strong connection.
• 1:09:18
  It could have been anybody. I didn't think Olivia's
• 1:09:22
  character. I thought that they did the
• 1:09:24
  writing where they did make it like we're like she was
• 1:09:28
  relatable in that sense. They like she was in like a
• 1:09:31
  shitty position and then she had this like you found fame thrust
• 1:09:34
  upon it. She was.
• 1:09:35
  Working really hard. She had two majors.
• 1:09:37
  She had a part time job where that was like related to the
• 1:09:40
  field she wanted to go in. Yeah, she was working hard and
• 1:09:43
  then got lucky with the influencing and didn't want to
• 1:09:45
  lose that. Yeah, I feel like that's a very
• 1:09:47
  relatable moment, especially in 2025.
• 1:09:50
  Yeah, I I thought that they handled her character well.
• 1:09:53
  I didn't think that they have asked that.
• 1:09:54
  And I don't think that the actor did a bad job either.
• 1:09:57
  I thought she did a really good job with what she was given.
• 1:10:00
  I do agree with you and with this this reviewer though, that
• 1:10:04
  like they could have ramped up those horror elements that way
• 1:10:07
  it doesn't all feel just thrown at you at the last 15 minutes.
• 1:10:10
  It feels like this wasn't meant to be a horror movie.
• 1:10:12
  And they were like, we'll fuck it.
• 1:10:14
  Like let's make it horror. Just so like, get that crowd,
• 1:10:16
  you know what I mean? Like it, just like it was so
• 1:10:19
  thrown together in the last moment.
• 1:10:21
  OK I have a 10 out of 10 also. OK there were there were only
• 1:10:25
  like 5 reviews for this so well. It's a new movie, yeah.
• 1:10:28
  Fun watch, not really scary. Really enjoyed this.
• 1:10:30
  Pretty good for a Tubby movie. Tubby's been killing it lately.
• 1:10:33
  I really like the main girl in her wardrobe, great chemistry
• 1:10:36
  with her and the boyfriend. Acting was good, it was well
• 1:10:38
  cast, dialogue was funny. I think this is more of a horror
• 1:10:41
  comedy with elements of drama. There's definitely a Gen.
• 1:10:44
  Z film. Social commentary was necessary,
• 1:10:46
  would recommend. Yeah.
• 1:10:48
  And I agree about the wardrobe because there were a lot of
• 1:10:50
  moments when I was like, oh, I really like that.
• 1:10:52
  Oh, that's really which you should for an influencer.
• 1:10:54
  Like she should have the cute clothes that you're like, I kind
• 1:10:57
  of want that. I feel like this also applies to
• 1:10:59
  like millennials too. I don't think it, I think it, I
• 1:11:01
  mean, we had Gen. Z people here, so it definitely
• 1:11:03
  probably relates to them. And there's a lot of like I, I,
• 1:11:06
  I'm now guessing like, OK, is this like, is this where Gen.
• 1:11:09
  Z is? It's it's weird because like,
• 1:11:10
  we're only 10 years removed from these characters at.
• 1:11:13
  This point. But like.
• 1:11:15
  It feels age is different it. Feels completely different.
• 1:11:18
  Yeah, like it is interesting, but God, I don't even remember
• 1:11:23
  what I was saying. OK.
• 1:11:28
  I think that leaves us with just articular question.
• 1:11:33
  To be or. Not to be or not to be.
• 1:11:35
  OK, I say yeah, I'd say give this a shot.
• 1:11:39
  It it's a decent little movie. I don't I don't think it's bad
• 1:11:42
  at all. It's not a bad watch.
• 1:11:44
  If you're into the influencer movies, definitely give it a
• 1:11:47
  shot. I agree, too.
• 1:11:49
  I had fun with this. I mean, yeah, it has its
• 1:11:52
  problems, but I mean, our whole show is nitpicking and we can
• 1:11:55
  find that in a lot of movies. It's a fun.
• 1:11:57
  It's a fun movie. It's an hour and 20 minutes.
• 1:12:01
  I liked the characters, it was a good time.
• 1:12:04
  Yeah, and you won't be bored, I'll tell you that.
• 1:12:07
  Especially with all the shit that John does throughout the
• 1:12:10
  entire movie, right? He keeps it spicy.
• 1:12:13
  He's a lot of fun. So, all right, be sure that if
• 1:12:16
  this sounds like something you wanna check out, you can do it
• 1:12:19
  on Doobie. All right, cool.
• 1:12:21
  All right. I I think that that does it for
• 1:12:23
  this one. I think it does.
• 1:12:25
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• 1:12:29
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• 1:12:30
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• 1:12:34
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• 1:12:38
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• 1:12:40
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