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- 0:02Speaker 1: The dune to the graphic nature of this program.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Listener discretion, is it lies.
- 0:17Speaker 3: The Woody Show?
- 0:19Speaker 2: That this is the Woody Show.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. It
- 0:48Speaker 1: is Monday, so I Greg sounds so sorry, the beginning
- 0:53Speaker 1: of a brand new week. It is August the seventeenth,
- 0:55Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. My name is Woody. That is Greg
- 0:58Speaker 1: gory Hio. We got menace up. Sea Bass is here,
- 1:02Speaker 1: we got Sammy, Jeff g what's happening, buddy, there's Von
- 1:06Speaker 1: our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got bored,
- 1:09Speaker 1: We got Menji phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
- 1:12Speaker 1: What I mentioned, Morgan?
- 1:14Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thank you did? I did?
- 1:17Speaker 1: Okay, just making sure's let's double mention more. I kind
- 1:20Speaker 1: of it's weird. I got out of the habit over
- 1:22Speaker 1: those like just a few days she was out and.
- 1:24Speaker 2: Then yeah, I got totally forgot she existed. Yeah, a
- 1:27Speaker 2: couple days, totally.
- 1:29Speaker 1: Yeah, we got the phones open eight seven seven forty four.
- 1:32Speaker 1: Wooding sent us a text over to two to nine
- 1:35Speaker 1: eight seven Cheers and jeers, news headlines, all the stuff
- 1:38Speaker 1: will get caught up on together today as we make
- 1:42Speaker 1: our way through the day here together. August seventeenth is
- 1:45Speaker 1: Baby Boomers Recognition Day. Yeah, they say, they certainly get
- 1:51Speaker 1: a lot of shoutouts. It's Boomer this and Boomer that,
- 1:56Speaker 1: and you know, including people who are not even close
- 1:58Speaker 1: to being boomer. Today is in the forties. National I
- 2:01Speaker 1: Love My Feet Day Day is a National thrift shop Day,
- 2:06Speaker 1: which we're gonna be doing something with a little bit
- 2:08Speaker 1: later on this morning. H Sammy Tae's National National Massachusetts Day.
- 2:12Speaker 4: Okay, we got out in Massachusetts.
- 2:14Speaker 1: National I Love my Feet Day. I mentioned that already.
- 2:17Speaker 1: I'm sorry there was why I missed.
- 2:19Speaker 2: It's a black Cat Appreciation Day, which he will not
- 2:24Speaker 2: be doing.
- 2:24Speaker 1: Yeah cats again again with the are they Yeah, I
- 2:29Speaker 1: play that audio of the gender that was probably deserved. Yeah, cats,
- 2:33Speaker 1: cat people all strange. There was the story the uh
- 2:37Speaker 1: the cops in Florida. They rescued dozens of cats from
- 2:42Speaker 1: this house. The sheriff called it one of the worst
- 2:45Speaker 1: animal hoarding cases they have ever seen there in that county.
- 2:48Speaker 1: They went to the house and did some investigating, and
- 2:52Speaker 1: a postal worker had been collecting feral cats along her
- 2:55Speaker 1: mail route. Yeah, Dept's got a search worn after she
- 3:01Speaker 1: refused to let animal control inside over the past week,
- 3:04Speaker 1: and they found no working air conditioning, little ventilations that
- 3:07Speaker 1: gotta smell really great, and up to a foot of
- 3:10Speaker 1: animal feces on the floor.
- 3:12Speaker 2: And these are the people, these are the people that
- 3:15Speaker 2: would claim they love these animals abusing though she is mental.
- 3:20Speaker 1: Seventy seven years old? How old is she? Seventy seven?
- 3:24Speaker 1: But what's her name? Greg Gladys? Oh, Myrtle? Oh is
- 3:30Speaker 1: it Myrtle? No, you guys are close to before Gail? Yeah,
- 3:36Speaker 1: Gail somewhere between seventy and eighty animals. Wow in the
- 3:43Speaker 1: house there?
- 3:44Speaker 2: Gross, What a bitch, Gail?
- 3:48Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch, my time for your birthdays and your porno birthday.
- 3:59Speaker 1: She was like, and you know you don't do you know?
- 4:04Speaker 1: As I felt? So it was so annoying. When people
- 4:06Speaker 1: were talking about Robert de Niro, who are friends to them,
- 4:08Speaker 1: they also Bobby, Oh yeah, Bobby, the world knows him
- 4:11Speaker 1: as Robert de Niro.
- 4:12Speaker 5: Saying with James SKANDELFEEDI when I heard Jimmy died, Jimmy.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Dude, I don't know why it's so annoying.
- 4:18Speaker 5: I find him annoying to well, yeah, you know, Bobby
- 4:21Speaker 5: de Niro, like, come on, man, your best friends get it.
- 4:24Speaker 1: Robert de Niro eighty three years old today. Another one
- 4:26Speaker 1: of your favorite, Sean penn Soo is sixty six. It's
- 4:31Speaker 1: Donnie Wahlberg's birthday. Oh Donnie. He's one of the founding
- 4:35Speaker 1: members of New Kids in the Box, not Mark Whalberg.
- 4:38Speaker 1: I think he's the one who has to Silberger's. Now,
- 4:41Speaker 1: see Donnie, who's with h what's her name? That's Donnie? Yeah, okay, yeah,
- 4:47Speaker 1: he's on Blue Blood. Okay, he's doing okay, never mind, Yeah,
- 4:49Speaker 1: which is the loser Walbert. Donnie Wilberg is fifty seven.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Juliana Rantsick is fifty two years old today. Austin Butler
- 4:58Speaker 1: is thirty five. Christian Lighton, I've heard about him forever,
- 5:02Speaker 1: big basketball star back in the day, Gold medalist, fifty seven.
- 5:06Speaker 1: The kid Larroy, he's from Australia, rapper singer. He's their
- 5:11Speaker 1: twenty three, twenty three years old. Tay and Little Pump
- 5:15Speaker 1: Gucci Gang. Little Pump is twenty six years old. Loser
- 5:19Speaker 1: wahlbergs they had quite a few. Paul Robins, Chim and
- 5:22Speaker 1: Arthur Arthur. You can tell their Catholics just using that rhythm,
- 5:28Speaker 1: pumping out just a bunch of kids, Donnie and Mark
- 5:30Speaker 1: doing five. Ray Little Black is today's porn of birthday
- 5:34Speaker 1: and today's birthday girl has truly mastered the art of
- 5:36Speaker 1: leg spreading in one and eighteen fine films, including First
- 5:40Speaker 1: Time with a Japanese Girl. Nice man, you can tell
- 5:44Speaker 1: Morgan just got back from Japan. She was in Asian
- 5:48Speaker 1: Babe Bangs her boyfriend in the garage. Also Asian Babe
- 5:52Speaker 1: rides a mounted dildo. She was in Back Alley Banger
- 5:55Speaker 1: Volume one, Brother Bangs the Bride to be. This class
- 6:00Speaker 1: sucks as hard as she does.
- 6:02Speaker 5: Uh huh.
- 6:02Speaker 1: She was in Toilet Encounters Volume three, Oh god, what
- 6:06Speaker 1: is that? And then who can forget her? Unforgivea role
- 6:09Speaker 1: in Sexy Japanese Woman in Lesbian sixty nine. Yeah, that
- 6:14Speaker 1: is exodic. That's Ray Little Black, who is thirty years
- 6:18Speaker 1: old today. And now the Japano birthday and your celebrity
- 6:21Speaker 1: birthdays here on the Woody Show. We'll take a quick break.
- 6:25Speaker 1: More Woodie Show is next. Hang on sit.
- 6:27Speaker 2: Tonight the show.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Do you live in or around Dallas, Texas? What's going on? Everybody?
- 6:33Speaker 1: It's menace.
- 6:34Speaker 6: I'm gonna be in Addison, Texas, August twenty seconds at
- 6:38Speaker 6: Lazy Dog Restaurant from noon to two pm doing a
- 6:41Speaker 6: listener meetup. I'll have giveaways and more, but I would
- 6:44Speaker 6: love to see you there Saturday.
- 6:46Speaker 1: August twenty second.
- 6:48Speaker 6: If I can make this successful, that means we're gonna
- 6:51Speaker 6: be in Dallas a lot more so if you're nearby,
- 6:53Speaker 6: please stop on by Addison, Texas, Lazy Dog Restaurant, August
- 6:58Speaker 6: twenty second, Saturday, from noon to two pm.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Can't wait to see you there. In the meantime, enjoyed
- 7:03Speaker 1: the Woody Show podcast. It's huge. Are you kidding?
- 7:06Speaker 7: I don't know?
- 7:08Speaker 1: Algorithm Woody Show and it's another new hour Insensitivity Training,
- 7:17Speaker 1: pree politically correct World, what Greg Menace, Yeah, Geniras, Yeah,
- 7:23Speaker 1: cheer and jeer.
- 7:24Speaker 5: Okay, Well, cheers to just a great first birthday for
- 7:28Speaker 5: the kid in our new town. It was It was awesome.
- 7:31Speaker 5: We had thirteen kids at his party, and some came
- 7:34Speaker 5: up from his old school and some are from his
- 7:36Speaker 5: new school, and some were boy Scouts and just all
- 7:38Speaker 5: the kids got It reminded me because they're like eleven
- 7:41Speaker 5: year old boys, you know in cartoons when there's a
- 7:44Speaker 5: big fight and it's just like a cloud of like
- 7:46Speaker 5: dust and stars. Like that was just them like rolling
- 7:48Speaker 5: around an arcade. But they had the best time. We
- 7:51Speaker 5: were at this arcade go kart place for over five hours.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Damn five hours.
- 7:58Speaker 5: Yeah, but they all had a great time.
- 8:00Speaker 1: The best as a parent is when your kid gets
- 8:03Speaker 1: invited to a party and it's a drop off here
- 8:05Speaker 1: we go, you know what I mean. So like you
- 8:07Speaker 1: could just drop the kid off and you have the afternoon,
- 8:09Speaker 1: especially when your kids are little, which is when they
- 8:11Speaker 1: have parties. How old your steps on. No, this might
- 8:16Speaker 1: be the last kids party, like maybe next year, but
- 8:20Speaker 1: then after that it starts. Even my daughter now was
- 8:22Speaker 1: like no, we don't do those now, like d Yeah,
- 8:27Speaker 1: so like you'll be off the hook for having to
- 8:29Speaker 1: put these things together. Great, it might be like this
- 8:31Speaker 1: little thing on the side, but they get out of
- 8:33Speaker 1: like the kids parties where you invite a bunch of
- 8:36Speaker 1: other kids. We have to go to a place and
- 8:38Speaker 1: spend five hours at a you know, go car party.
- 8:42Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, of course. But the thing is
- 8:44Speaker 1: when the kids are little and the kid gets invited
- 8:47Speaker 1: to another kids party and you get to drop off
- 8:50Speaker 1: the afternoon, that's like a win for you, totally. God,
- 8:53Speaker 1: it's the best.
- 8:53Speaker 5: So here's the thing. I'm glad you brought that up.
- 8:56Speaker 5: So that's part of my jeers, not their fault. I'm
- 8:59Speaker 5: told it and and I support it. But my jears
- 9:02Speaker 5: is this backwards ass arcade go kart place that does
- 9:06Speaker 5: the party first and then lets the kids go loose.
- 9:09Speaker 5: So it's not like there's no intercom system, there's no okay,
- 9:12Speaker 5: you know, the the grad party, come meet in the
- 9:14Speaker 5: party room. No no, no, no no. We get there right away,
- 9:17Speaker 5: right when the place opens. We go in our room.
- 9:19Speaker 5: It's like eleven in the morning. The kids have pizza,
- 9:21Speaker 5: they have cake, they get their arcade cards and their
- 9:23Speaker 5: tokens and all this stuff, and then they let them
- 9:26Speaker 5: loose and that's the end of the arcades responsibility.
- 9:30Speaker 1: So I have for them.
- 9:32Speaker 5: They're geniuses. But I have all of these drop off
- 9:35Speaker 5: parents going well, just text me when they're ready for pickup.
- 9:38Speaker 5: I am running around for five hours doing head counts,
- 9:41Speaker 5: just trying to make sure nobody absconded with a child,
- 9:45Speaker 5: nobody ran out. I like my husband, Hey, I'm gonna
- 9:48Speaker 5: go play air hockey.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Yeah, no, got it. Sure you are.
- 9:52Speaker 5: I'm gonna go make sure that you know little Jaden
- 9:53Speaker 5: isn't missing.
- 9:54Speaker 1: This is where it could use all your extra air tags.
- 9:57Speaker 1: Oh yeah, those stuff.
- 10:01Speaker 5: So I'm running around for five hours just doing head counts,
- 10:04Speaker 5: and then the parents are starting to text me, like
- 10:06Speaker 5: you think he's ready for pick up, Like I don't,
- 10:09Speaker 5: let me, let me go find them. So I was exhausted.
- 10:13Speaker 5: I think I fell asleep at like seven pm. I mean,
- 10:16Speaker 5: I was so tired because I became the employee at
- 10:20Speaker 5: this place. So they're smart for it's not responsibility, but
- 10:24Speaker 5: I that's my year again.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Good news. If it's not this year, next year will
- 10:28Speaker 1: probably we'll probably be the last.
- 10:30Speaker 5: So what do you do? Like a sleepover with a
- 10:31Speaker 5: couple of sleepover?
- 10:33Speaker 1: He's a boy.
- 10:33Speaker 5: They don't sleepovers. He's never had one, so I don't know.
- 10:36Speaker 5: There's just nothing.
- 10:37Speaker 1: Boy boys aren't like after a certain age, especially, they're
- 10:40Speaker 1: not doing sleepover. Oh sweet, yeah, so you'll be you'll
- 10:44Speaker 1: be off.
- 10:44Speaker 5: The hook here pretty that sounds great.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Yeah, you won't have to do that anymore. It might
- 10:48Speaker 1: be like just like one quick thing, like oh they
- 10:50Speaker 1: want to go do something, and you know, but it's
- 10:52Speaker 1: like one or two for a.
- 10:53Speaker 5: Couple of pals.
- 10:54Speaker 1: Yeah, good, yep, great, Yeah, better days are coming. Oh,
- 10:57Speaker 1: I get better days, right, Jeff, I get fait.
- 11:00Speaker 8: It'll be like a baseball game or a basketball game
- 11:02Speaker 8: or something with closest buddies. We would be way more cost.
- 11:07Speaker 5: Dig into the archives for all the kids who used
- 11:08Speaker 5: to be friends with.
- 11:10Speaker 1: Oh, I don't have to invite the whole class, right,
- 11:12Speaker 1: because that's always the rule. Now they're gonna find everybody
- 11:15Speaker 1: men as cheer and jeer.
- 11:17Speaker 6: Well, Sammy's gonna hate my cheers because ever since she
- 11:21Speaker 6: moved out of her neighborhood, I find myself hanging out
- 11:24Speaker 6: in her neighborhood like all the time now it is
- 11:27Speaker 6: the best. And I went to a number of restaurants there.
- 11:30Speaker 6: Did you know that they opened this new gelato slash
- 11:33Speaker 6: coffee place there?
- 11:34Speaker 1: Pretty good?
- 11:35Speaker 6: You should check it out, Sammy. I don't know why
- 11:37Speaker 6: you moved out, rent Yeah, but yeah, shout out to
- 11:46Speaker 6: Sammy's old neighborhood rule.
- 11:49Speaker 1: I had to check it out. Yeah.
- 11:51Speaker 6: I had a great time hanging out there over the weekend.
- 11:54Speaker 6: My jeers, though, is spicy not show my wife. She
- 11:57Speaker 6: has some type of a cl injury.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Her knees.
- 12:00Speaker 6: So I took her to a couple of doctor's appointments
- 12:04Speaker 6: and then I took her to get an MRI yesterday.
- 12:08Speaker 6: And what's cool is I mean, like old school, they
- 12:11Speaker 6: give you like a CD of your MRI. And I
- 12:14Speaker 6: went to Best Buy and I got a CD rom Okay,
- 12:18Speaker 6: how that's.
- 12:20Speaker 1: Like thirty five bucks.
- 12:21Speaker 6: These days you can plug in the computer and then you
- 12:23Speaker 6: can put the MRI into AI. I know it's kind
- 12:30Speaker 6: of a jeers, but that was kind of I mean,
- 12:32Speaker 6: that's kind of.
- 12:33Speaker 1: A the medical thing. Yeah, that's the years.
- 12:36Speaker 6: But yeah, but yeah, the going through everything on AI
- 12:40Speaker 6: was really cool. You can ask a thousand questions.
- 12:42Speaker 1: Yeah, so my mom has been going through all that
- 12:44Speaker 1: stuff with her hip for the last number of years,
- 12:47Speaker 1: and I suggested that to her. I said, hey, you know,
- 12:49Speaker 1: why don't you just take some of this stuff and
- 12:50Speaker 1: plug it into AI just see what it says. And
- 12:53Speaker 1: it gave her all this direction that she didn't have before.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Questions is, actually that's a really good question. And so
- 13:00Speaker 1: she didn't just go for it like, you know, verbatim,
- 13:03Speaker 1: but it gave her some thoughts overs to be able
- 13:05Speaker 1: to go to her doctor definitely and ask the right
- 13:08Speaker 1: questions and it actually helped her a lot.
- 13:10Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no reason not to.
- 13:11Speaker 1: You don't want to, you don't want to self diagnose
- 13:13Speaker 1: the Yeah yeah, yeah, but it did say like, oh yeah,
- 13:16Speaker 1: you know, let the doctor confirm the information.
- 13:19Speaker 5: They cover their ass.
- 13:20Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is like what we think and how
- 13:22Speaker 1: long it would take to recover? So should have surgery?
- 13:26Speaker 1: From what AI says? No, okay, well not take like
- 13:28Speaker 1: a couple of months to recover.
- 13:29Speaker 5: I have two wheelchairs, a walker and a toilet railing
- 13:33Speaker 5: shower chair.
- 13:35Speaker 1: She's able to walk with the brace, so that's cool.
- 13:37Speaker 1: So and he's like pretty much fully recovered now right.
- 13:39Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean he's he's pretty good. He's not allowed
- 13:42Speaker 5: to run or anything, but he can walk. He thinks
- 13:44Speaker 5: the brace looks stupid over his jeens. So now he
- 13:47Speaker 5: just gets he just gets the choice not to do that.
- 13:50Speaker 5: Oh and also mean to tell you guys, remember when
- 13:53Speaker 5: last December he got me for Christmas dance lessons for
- 13:56Speaker 5: us as a couple, and obviously he got out of
- 13:59Speaker 5: that and pretty good. Well, jokes on him because I
- 14:02Speaker 5: called the dance class and said, can we have a
- 14:04Speaker 5: six month extension?
- 14:05Speaker 1: And they said yes, that was his mistake in the
- 14:12Speaker 1: first place.
- 14:12Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty game.
- 14:14Speaker 1: You're already married.
- 14:16Speaker 5: And he thought he got out of it because of
- 14:18Speaker 5: the stupid surgery.
- 14:18Speaker 1: Yeah, injured on purpose. That's one of the things that
- 14:22Speaker 1: you would do if you're still dating. Yeah. Yeah, when
- 14:28Speaker 1: you're in the recording Yeah, I'll do anything. But when
- 14:32Speaker 1: someone's locked down, you just don't sign up for salsa dance. Yeah.
- 14:38Speaker 2: I'm surprised those places are still in business.
- 14:40Speaker 1: They're so random.
- 14:42Speaker 9: I love it.
- 14:43Speaker 2: Yeah, dance studio.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Well, I was walking through the mall just the other
- 14:49Speaker 1: day and they had one of those like rock places
- 14:52Speaker 1: where like the inside the rock looks like crystals. Oh yeah, geo, Like,
- 14:59Speaker 1: how the hell did that place stay in right?
- 15:01Speaker 6: People buy that stuff like crazy at the mall, super expensive.
- 15:04Speaker 1: Yeah, why ugly. I never see anybody in healing. I'm
- 15:08Speaker 1: convinced it's money laundering for ballot yeah probably.
- 15:11Speaker 6: Yeah, But there's like roadside they stands for that kind
- 15:14Speaker 6: of stuff too, and people are still buying it.
- 15:16Speaker 1: They they and there had been so much turnover at
- 15:19Speaker 1: mall's right, Like stores can't stay in business, not enough
- 15:22Speaker 1: foot traffic going on. But yet the.
- 15:25Speaker 2: Geode play stays in business. It's been there the entire
- 15:28Speaker 2: time I've lived.
- 15:29Speaker 1: In this area.
- 15:30Speaker 5: Your theory is sound.
- 15:31Speaker 2: Yeah. When they went to Alaska, I went into a
- 15:35Speaker 2: little touristy shop and they had a huge geode, and
- 15:37Speaker 2: I thought, what is a geode sell for?
- 15:39Speaker 1: It was like twenty seven dollars, Yes, some money.
- 15:43Speaker 2: It was massive.
- 15:44Speaker 4: The big ones are so expensive.
- 15:46Speaker 2: And so ugly.
- 15:48Speaker 1: All right, So Sammy Cheer.
- 15:49Speaker 10: And jeer My Cheers once again goes out to Trader
- 15:53Speaker 10: Joe's because they have a new item that is the
- 15:57Speaker 10: Lemma or lemon were caught up pancake mix, and it
- 16:00Speaker 10: is so good. Anyone who knows me knows I love
- 16:03Speaker 10: lemon ricotta pancakes. If it is on the menu, I
- 16:05Speaker 10: am getting it one percent of the time.
- 16:07Speaker 4: And Trader Joe's has it now. It's like the best
- 16:10Speaker 4: thing ever.
- 16:11Speaker 5: Is it like frozen or no?
- 16:12Speaker 10: You make them so it's mixed. It's lemon ricoda pancake mix.
- 16:15Speaker 10: Made them at home, and they're so good.
- 16:18Speaker 1: All I've never even heard of that. Lemon ricotta pancakes. Brilliant.
- 16:23Speaker 5: They're very restaurants.
- 16:24Speaker 1: I would say lemon. For a guy who quote gets
- 16:27Speaker 1: out a lot, I'm surprised you haven't found that, especially
- 16:30Speaker 1: you're going to like a lot of a lot of
- 16:32Speaker 1: restaurants all the time. He's not like one of those
- 16:35Speaker 1: guys who just eats at home on the like I
- 16:36Speaker 1: prefer to eat at home.
- 16:39Speaker 5: There's nothing there.
- 16:40Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 16:40Speaker 1: Yeah, lemon, lemon Rica pancakes.
- 16:45Speaker 10: Me elevate them. Trader Joe's also has lemon curd that
- 16:50Speaker 10: comes like in a thing that's so good. And if
- 16:52Speaker 10: you dip the pancakes in the lemon gard it's amazing.
- 16:55Speaker 10: I love lemon obviously, but it's so good.
- 16:58Speaker 1: I mean, Greg, you just you have a fine palate
- 17:00Speaker 1: you said you have.
- 17:01Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever heard of this really lemon?
- 17:05Speaker 2: Is it in the battery?
- 17:07Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 17:08Speaker 4: Okay, lemon?
- 17:11Speaker 1: Okay, I'm triple surprised that Greg has all people have.
- 17:14Speaker 2: I mean it sounds like something that would be a
- 17:17Speaker 2: pasta dish like lemon.
- 17:19Speaker 5: That also sounds good.
- 17:20Speaker 2: Yeah, but not pancakes.
- 17:21Speaker 5: But if you if you go to enough brunch spots,
- 17:23Speaker 5: you see medium.
- 17:24Speaker 2: But Sammy doesn't put zyrup on her pancakes, so it
- 17:27Speaker 2: kind of negates the greatness.
- 17:30Speaker 10: Because I don't like that type of pancake. I love
- 17:33Speaker 10: the lemon pancake with the lemon curd.
- 17:36Speaker 5: Isn't like that type of pancake?
- 17:37Speaker 6: Ak the pancake right, I've never heard of a lemon
- 17:42Speaker 6: pancake in my life, adding out to my grocery list.
- 17:46Speaker 1: Thank you, Sammy.
- 17:46Speaker 4: I don't get it.
- 17:48Speaker 1: The show can be helpful from.
- 17:49Speaker 4: Time, you won't regret it. My jeers is.
- 17:53Speaker 10: I'm joining a new fantasy football league and they're doing it.
- 17:58Speaker 1: And see that coming. Huh, folks, I'm already in.
- 18:01Speaker 4: I do one with my family.
- 18:02Speaker 1: I know it's usually about like crochet. Yeah sure, yes.
- 18:09Speaker 10: So I'm in a new fantasy football league and they're
- 18:11Speaker 10: going to do an auction draft, and I'm not happy.
- 18:15Speaker 1: What does that?
- 18:16Speaker 10: So it's like you're basically given fake money, right, monopoly money.
- 18:20Speaker 10: You're going you have two hundred dollars to pick your team.
- 18:23Speaker 10: So then all players go up for auction and you
- 18:26Speaker 10: have to bid on them when it's your turn, and
- 18:28Speaker 10: then other people can bid too to try and take
- 18:30Speaker 10: the player. But it's like, what, I just want to
- 18:33Speaker 10: pick my players and just go.
- 18:35Speaker 4: I mean, you can't do all.
- 18:37Speaker 1: It's like a salary cap kind of idea.
- 18:39Speaker 10: Yeah right right, But I mean it's a lot of
- 18:43Speaker 10: work because I was talking to people running it and
- 18:45Speaker 10: then they're like, yeah, well you really have to figure
- 18:48Speaker 10: out what players you want and how much you're willing
- 18:50Speaker 10: to pay for them, and then figure it all out beforehand.
- 18:53Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't want to do that because then.
- 18:55Speaker 1: You're all your players could join this league. Did you
- 18:57Speaker 1: already pay for it? Like there's a billion Fantasy foot
- 19:00Speaker 1: all leagues out there.
- 19:00Speaker 10: I know I did not already pay for it. No,
- 19:02Speaker 10: it's just friends who were like, hey, you want to
- 19:04Speaker 10: join our league. Great, and then this is the first
- 19:06Speaker 10: year that they all voted to decide to do an auction.
- 19:09Speaker 4: League, and I'm like, really, it's so intense.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Well be like Lebron and yeah take your elsewhere Miami.
- 19:19Speaker 10: Yeah, because I don't know how I'm going to do
- 19:21Speaker 10: this if I have to figure out all my players
- 19:22Speaker 10: ahead of time, and then when they all get chosen,
- 19:25Speaker 10: you're sitting around going, Okay, how I guess I'm gonna
- 19:27Speaker 10: grab this guy for a quarterback and hopefully you know
- 19:31Speaker 10: I can afford him or don't have to pay too much,
- 19:32Speaker 10: And how are you I don't understand how that at
- 19:35Speaker 10: the end you're left with what a dollar for a kicker.
- 19:37Speaker 10: Two hundred dollars to build an entire team seems like nothing.
- 19:39Speaker 1: I don't under I'm not sure how the pricing works. Yeah,
- 19:42Speaker 1: I can guarantee you can't get any player in real
- 19:44Speaker 1: life for and.
- 19:45Speaker 8: How are you gonna fill out your old roster with
- 19:47Speaker 8: that little amount of That's the part that I would
- 19:49Speaker 8: have wonder about.
- 19:50Speaker 4: I don't understand.
- 19:51Speaker 1: So that's not about fantasy. Like fantasy seems like it
- 19:54Speaker 1: could be fun, it just seems too time consuming and
- 19:57Speaker 1: I'm trying to I really put a value on time
- 20:01Speaker 1: and where I'm spending my time and trying to be
- 20:03Speaker 1: efficient with my time, and that doesn't seem like a
- 20:06Speaker 1: good use of it.
- 20:07Speaker 5: Yeah, fantasy football wouldn't cut it.
- 20:10Speaker 1: I got I would want to do it right. I
- 20:11Speaker 1: would want to do all the research.
- 20:13Speaker 8: And looking into it because I did.
- 20:14Speaker 1: Wouldn't want a half asset, And it just seems like
- 20:16Speaker 1: it's a it's a huge time suck. The draft is.
- 20:20Speaker 8: The draft takes a while, but I think once it's
- 20:23Speaker 8: on there, you're good. Like on a good app, it
- 20:25Speaker 8: works really well. Like NFL has a great app. ESPN
- 20:28Speaker 8: has a great app and they make it really easy
- 20:30Speaker 8: for you after you pick your players, but you got
- 20:31Speaker 8: to commit.
- 20:32Speaker 1: But also a draft. Friends and family that are into it,
- 20:35Speaker 1: they literally talk about it every day. Well yeah, yeah,
- 20:38Speaker 1: well because it's that's the thing. It's always in motion. Yeah,
- 20:40Speaker 1: because players are getting injured or who are they playing this, suek.
- 20:43Speaker 1: It's a constant evaluation. It's like you just draft, set it,
- 20:47Speaker 1: forget it now.
- 20:48Speaker 8: And Thursdays and Monday, yeah, and Sundays. So it's like
- 20:51Speaker 8: you always got to be on your toes.
- 20:56Speaker 2: All right, let's go over to the Genigrad side of
- 20:59Speaker 2: the and see what's happening with the trending news headlines.
- 21:03Speaker 5: Well, we got some really sad news out of Hollywood.
- 21:05Speaker 5: Actress Hayden penneitaire. She has died at thirty six years old.
- 21:09Speaker 5: She was found unresponsive by a friend at a house
- 21:11Speaker 5: in South Carolina, so the friend called nine one one,
- 21:14Speaker 5: saying she was in cardiac arrest. Paramedics rushed to the house.
- 21:17Speaker 5: They tried everything they could, but they weren't able to
- 21:19Speaker 5: revive her. Cops say there's no initial signs of foul play,
- 21:23Speaker 5: but an autopsy is being done.
- 21:24Speaker 1: It sounds like an overdose. There was people magazines reporting
- 21:27Speaker 1: it as an overdose.
- 21:28Speaker 5: Yeah, and cardiac arrest. Got some heart problems.
- 21:31Speaker 1: People are at thirty six, you know what I mean?
- 21:32Speaker 1: Just don't I mean? It happens super rare.
- 21:35Speaker 2: She had a brother who died at the age of
- 21:37Speaker 2: twenty eight from an enlarged heart. Maybe maybe she had
- 21:41Speaker 2: heart issues as well. Well.
- 21:42Speaker 5: They're going to figure out what happened. And as most
- 21:45Speaker 5: people know, she was best known for her roles in
- 21:46Speaker 5: the TV shows Heroes in Nashville. She were in two
- 21:49Speaker 5: Golden Globe nominations for those, along with movies like Remember
- 21:52Speaker 5: the Titans, which I think is one of Sammy's favorites.
- 21:55Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I love her though. Yeah, I think she's
- 21:58Speaker 4: so cute. I loved her in Nashville.
- 22:00Speaker 10: She was in those bring It On movies too, like
- 22:02Speaker 10: the Way Later Ones.
- 22:03Speaker 1: Oh, coming on the five.
- 22:05Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't know they went up that high. And
- 22:08Speaker 5: she was in some of the Scream movies. She leaves
- 22:10Speaker 5: behind an eleven year old daughter. And apparently not everybody
- 22:14Speaker 5: in America has seen the New Spider Man movie, or
- 22:17Speaker 5: maybe they went back for a second or third time,
- 22:19Speaker 5: because Spider Man brand New Day was number one for
- 22:22Speaker 5: the third weekend in a row. It brought in another
- 22:25Speaker 5: seventy million dollars domestically. It pushes it over two billion
- 22:29Speaker 5: dollars worldwide. The Odyssey was second this weekend. That was
- 22:32Speaker 5: a little over twenty three million. The end of Oak Street,
- 22:35Speaker 5: which we now know is like that sort of Jurassic Parky,
- 22:39Speaker 5: did you see us?
- 22:39Speaker 2: I saw, Yeah.
- 22:40Speaker 8: I took my son on Friday.
- 22:41Speaker 1: Iollow the show.
- 22:42Speaker 2: It was good.
- 22:42Speaker 8: It was classic Spielberg and that kind of energy. Y.
- 22:46Speaker 8: It's bad at Robot movie?
- 22:47Speaker 2: So who was that? Oh?
- 22:49Speaker 8: I can't think of the director's name, but Matt it
- 22:50Speaker 8: was good.
- 22:51Speaker 5: Would you say, like, is is it right for his age?
- 22:54Speaker 5: Is it for kids?
- 22:55Speaker 1: Is it for Yeah?
- 22:56Speaker 8: It's not scary at all. Okay, I mean it's got
- 22:58Speaker 8: a couple intense moments, but it's a great It's a
- 23:00Speaker 8: great storytelling and a good family movie.
- 23:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:02Speaker 5: Well here's another one. You might want to take your
- 23:04Speaker 5: son to Pop Patrol. The Dino movie made twenty million dollars.
- 23:07Speaker 1: If you're crazy, Yeah, man, you would take your kids
- 23:10Speaker 1: to see anything just to get the silence ta yeah,
- 23:14Speaker 1: just to take some time out of the day.
- 23:16Speaker 8: Yep.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Yeah, anything you do to get those kids closer to bedtime.
- 23:19Speaker 1: Was that was always the strategy.
- 23:20Speaker 5: You're just trying to run out the clock exactly right.
- 23:23Speaker 1: And then once they hit a certain age, like the
- 23:25Speaker 1: parents that are still freaking out about like language or
- 23:28Speaker 1: different things, unless it's almost straight up porn, you know,
- 23:32Speaker 1: like a movie. I don't care about the violence. I
- 23:34Speaker 1: don't care about the other stuff. We watched all that
- 23:36Speaker 1: stuff and we were all fine, Yeah, you know, we
- 23:39Speaker 1: turned out okay.
- 23:39Speaker 5: I told you my mom used to let us watch
- 23:41Speaker 5: Revenge of the Nerds when I was like, like kindergarten,
- 23:44Speaker 5: because they've had a good message.
- 23:47Speaker 1: I get it. You know, those parents would overthink it,
- 23:51Speaker 1: so like, you know, it's just a movie. You know,
- 23:54Speaker 1: we were watching all kinds of stuff that we weren't
- 23:56Speaker 1: supposed to watch.
- 23:58Speaker 2: Oh you were watching like Friday the thirteen movie.
- 24:01Speaker 1: I feel like, I feel like once you become a parent,
- 24:03Speaker 1: a lot of people forget that they were a kid
- 24:05Speaker 1: and they did all that stuff and unless it had
- 24:08Speaker 1: some kind of like effect on you where you wei
- 24:10Speaker 1: was like, oh man, this really messed with me, and
- 24:12Speaker 1: therefore you try to shelter your kids from that. But
- 24:15Speaker 1: just in general, just because your parent doesn't admit me lame.
- 24:17Speaker 5: My you're absolutely right, And my question was more like,
- 24:20Speaker 5: when I think of dinosaurs, I think of like little kids.
- 24:23Speaker 5: So I didn't know if it was cool enough for
- 24:25Speaker 5: like a high school.
- 24:25Speaker 1: Kid to No, I'm saying just in general, you know,
- 24:28Speaker 1: like I don't know you're you're twelve. You can't watch
- 24:31Speaker 1: a PG thirteen yet? Like, what are we talking about?
- 24:33Speaker 5: Give it six months?
- 24:35Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 24:36Speaker 1: What are we talking about here?
- 24:37Speaker 2: I would always hear a word in a movie knowing
- 24:39Speaker 2: damn well what it meant, but I wanted to ask
- 24:40Speaker 2: my dad what it meant, just to see what he
- 24:42Speaker 2: would say. So he took us to this one movie.
- 24:44Speaker 2: The word was pecker, and I knew exactly what. And
- 24:47Speaker 2: then after the movies, what'd you think? I'm like, what's
- 24:50Speaker 2: a pecker? I don't even remember his answer. I think
- 24:55Speaker 2: he said it doesn't matter.
- 24:57Speaker 5: I'll never forget asking my mom what laid meant, because
- 25:00Speaker 5: there was a movie that looks like he's.
- 25:01Speaker 2: Getting laid, but did you know what it meant?
- 25:04Speaker 5: Had no idea, and I asked her if my brother
- 25:06Speaker 5: was in the backseat with me laughing, and my mom
- 25:08Speaker 5: got all ten. She goes, we'll talk about it when
- 25:10Speaker 5: we get home, and they never brought it up again.
- 25:12Speaker 2: I think I'm goot to share the story before. Man,
- 25:15Speaker 2: you wanted to see anything that was rated R?
- 25:17Speaker 1: Of course, you know. And one of my friends had
- 25:19Speaker 1: a birthday party and we all went to a movie, right,
- 25:22Speaker 1: and we got to pick what movie we went and saw.
- 25:25Speaker 1: And this is a cool parent. His parents were cool
- 25:28Speaker 1: quote unquote, and so anything went didn't really matter. And
- 25:32Speaker 1: so they're like, yeah, you guys can pick anything. We're
- 25:34Speaker 1: like anything, like, yeah, anything, picked something, And so we
- 25:39Speaker 1: just went with the only rated R movie that was
- 25:41Speaker 1: out at that moment at that theater, and it was
- 25:43Speaker 1: a Tom Hanks movie called Punchline. About that movie sucked.
- 25:48Speaker 1: We were so bored. We're like, what the only the
- 25:51Speaker 1: only reason we chose it because it was rated R
- 25:53Speaker 1: and we knew his mom would buy the tickets.
- 25:55Speaker 5: Oh a fronty Sally Field.
- 25:57Speaker 1: About stand up comments seventh grade or something like that. Yeah,
- 26:03Speaker 1: it sucked. Oh it was the worst. Yeah, Gina, I
- 26:06Speaker 1: do have a question because I also saw Revenge of
- 26:09Speaker 1: the Nerds as a kid. Yeah, did you ask? We
- 26:12Speaker 1: have Bush? What does that mean?
- 26:16Speaker 3: Bush?
- 26:18Speaker 1: What does that mean? Just like first into Flames, we
- 26:22Speaker 1: have Bush? It's this.
- 26:27Speaker 5: Well changing gears here Unfortunately, five people were injured over
- 26:31Speaker 5: the weekend during a shooting at Virginia State University. Cops
- 26:34Speaker 5: eventually found the suspect hiding in a closet in one
- 26:38Speaker 5: of the dorm rooms for fourteen hours after the shooting.
- 26:42Speaker 5: This douche is now being held without bond faces eight
- 26:44Speaker 5: felony charges. Thankfully, all the victims are expected to make
- 26:48Speaker 5: a full recovery. So far, police have not released a motive.
- 26:52Speaker 5: And one of the most recognizable names in baseball has died.
- 26:55Speaker 5: Former Dodger and Yankees pitcher Tommy John died Saturday at
- 26:59Speaker 5: the age of eighty three three. He pitched twenty six
- 27:01Speaker 5: seasons in the majors and won two hundred and eighty
- 27:03Speaker 5: eight games. Made it onto all four All Star teams
- 27:07Speaker 5: in nineteen seventy four. And I think you guys know
- 27:09Speaker 5: where this is going. While pitching for the Dodgers, he
- 27:11Speaker 5: tore a ligament in his elbow, and he agreed to
- 27:13Speaker 5: do this weird experimental surgery that replaced the damage ligament
- 27:17Speaker 5: with a tendon from his forearms.
- 27:18Speaker 1: Was that surgery called menace Tommy John surgery.
- 27:21Speaker 5: Fairly and it was successful. He pitched another fourteen seasons
- 27:26Speaker 5: and of course now we know what it's called.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be cool to have like a procedure that.
- 27:31Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need to get the woodie you.
- 27:33Speaker 5: Know, oh, the penis and largement.
- 27:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:37Speaker 5: Well, finally, it was the super Bowl for Disney fans
- 27:41Speaker 5: at d twenty three, that's Disney's own fan convention. They
- 27:44Speaker 5: made a ton of announcements about new movies, shows, theme
- 27:47Speaker 5: park attractions. Disneyland's Tomorrowland is officially getting a big makeover. Plus,
- 27:51Speaker 5: Disney's California Adventure is getting a new Avenger ride in
- 27:56Speaker 5: twenty twenty eight. I always want to say Adventure. Then
- 27:58Speaker 5: in Orlando, Disney World World is moving forward with its
- 28:01Speaker 5: massive new Villains Land. On the movie side, Marvel brought
- 28:05Speaker 5: out the big guns. They revealed the cast for the
- 28:07Speaker 5: new X Men movie. Pixar announced Incredibles three is coming
- 28:11Speaker 5: in twenty twenty eight, Coco two and Incredibles three are
- 28:14Speaker 5: also happening, and Zutopia three is officially in the works.
- 28:17Speaker 1: What was the one that you were all like, uh,
- 28:19Speaker 1: perven out for Jeff.
- 28:21Speaker 8: There's all the Marvin for new X Men movie. Man
- 28:25Speaker 8: they cast Yeah, killed it by the way, Yeah, it
- 28:30Speaker 8: has Sadie sinc in. It also has Indi Nat who
- 28:34Speaker 8: was in obsession. She's in it a Tomorrow Weaving who
- 28:38Speaker 8: is a battie as well. So they killed the damn
- 28:41Speaker 8: oh damn. Tomorrow Weaving doesn't even look real. Yeah, she
- 28:45Speaker 8: looks like, if I may say, a hotter Margot Robbie.
- 28:48Speaker 8: I'm looking at a picture of it right now.
- 28:49Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeff and Tyler were talking about it just like Yo.
- 28:52Speaker 1: They knew what they were.
- 28:53Speaker 8: Doing, the material for the spank Bank for sure.
- 28:57Speaker 5: Give the people what they want.
- 28:58Speaker 6: D twenty three usually like skips a year, but they're
- 29:01Speaker 6: actually gonna have one next year in Singapore.
- 29:04Speaker 1: Oh so cool. Yeah, they don't do the back to
- 29:07Speaker 1: back like comic Con.
- 29:08Speaker 5: Oh wow, well that's what's going on with all right.
- 29:10Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Gina grand Show. Well, you can
- 29:16Speaker 1: always call in eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You
- 29:20Speaker 1: can always text us over to two two nine eight seven,
- 29:24Speaker 1: send us an email email at the woodieshow dot com.
- 29:29Speaker 1: Got a nice email from Amber subject, Hi, my name
- 29:35Speaker 1: is Amber. I have been listening for maybe eight years now.
- 29:39Speaker 1: I love you guys. Sea Bass is my favorite Amber.
- 29:43Speaker 1: But the crew you have now with Gina jefg Sammy
- 29:47Speaker 1: and Morgan is the best. My husband and I have
- 29:50Speaker 1: been remodeling our one hundred year old house for a
- 29:53Speaker 1: few years now, tiling the showers, painting every room, building
- 29:58Speaker 1: a patio, inverting a closet into a pantry, taking down walls, everything,
- 30:03Speaker 1: and you guys have kept me sane through it all.
- 30:06Speaker 1: I'm also three months pregnant now, I know what, do
- 30:09Speaker 1: you feel bad for me? But I can't wait for
- 30:11Speaker 1: you to rate my baby when she's here and me
- 30:15Speaker 1: love amber By. Yeah, dude, doing home improvements, remodeling and
- 30:22Speaker 1: stuff always one of those things where it's like house hunting.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Watching the show on HGTV is different than being the
- 30:28Speaker 1: person out looking for a house. It looks like, oh,
- 30:30Speaker 1: that'd be so much fun. Yeah, finding your new house. Man,
- 30:33Speaker 1: it blows watching all those HDTV shows Property Brothers or
- 30:39Speaker 1: whichever one you watch, oh man, because all you see
- 30:44Speaker 1: you skip the whole like working on the end. The
- 30:48Speaker 1: weeks and weeks, the delays, the additional cost twice as long,
- 30:55Speaker 1: and it costs twice as much, it seems every single time,
- 30:58Speaker 1: and it's not easy.
- 31:00Speaker 6: Greg did inspire me though, because I had a project
- 31:03Speaker 6: where I ripped out some sound I have like a
- 31:05Speaker 6: little home studio. I ripped out the soundproofing out the
- 31:09Speaker 6: top of the ceiling and replace it, and I put
- 31:11Speaker 6: in the wireless light that you.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Were talking about. It's so cool.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Interesting you can have a lamp with don't have to
- 31:17Speaker 2: plug it in.
- 31:17Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to recharge it for like sixty days?
- 31:20Speaker 1: Are those new? Because I feel like these should have
- 31:23Speaker 1: been around forever. We've had battery powered stuff forever. Yeah, yeah, lantern,
- 31:29Speaker 1: do you charge the light bulbs? And I got two
- 31:32Speaker 1: of them so that way, when one burns out you
- 31:34Speaker 1: can just put that. But I seem to have to
- 31:36Speaker 1: charge them all the time. Really, no, mine it. I
- 31:39Speaker 1: mean for now it says sixty days. Well, led barely
- 31:43Speaker 1: uses any energy, right, right, So I have a theoretically,
- 31:47Speaker 1: depending on this kind of battery they have in there,
- 31:49Speaker 1: I'm assume you can get a pretty decent battery in
- 31:51Speaker 1: the base of a lamp, probably depending on how it looks.
- 31:54Speaker 2: It's a modern miracle.
- 31:56Speaker 1: Yeah, mine does like forty different.
- 32:00Speaker 2: Greg. Oh, really there.
- 32:05Speaker 1: Doing work on stuff. I think if there's a neighbor
- 32:08Speaker 1: of mine, I think I told you and uh, I'll
- 32:10Speaker 1: be like walking around the neighborhood. She's still in her
- 32:13Speaker 1: work clothes and she just gets home, opens the garage
- 32:16Speaker 1: and she's building furniture. And that's cool. It'd be cool
- 32:19Speaker 1: to have a skill set like that right where. And
- 32:22Speaker 1: she's making some really cool stuff. And I'll walk by
- 32:24Speaker 1: and I'll see the progress and I'll go, hey, looking good,
- 32:26Speaker 1: you know, yeah, like like really cool looking like dressers
- 32:30Speaker 1: and wow, Yeah, she's building it right in her garage.
- 32:33Speaker 1: You can tell you like pantsuit, Yeah, you could tell that.
- 32:37Speaker 1: She just thinks about it all day when she's at work.
- 32:39Speaker 1: It's all she can think about it. Like she doesn't
- 32:41Speaker 1: even go in change into some comfortable clothing. She's still
- 32:44Speaker 1: wearing like her professional business lady stuff. And she's out
- 32:48Speaker 1: there with the guns and stuff. This is kind of
- 32:51Speaker 1: stuff like Bob Vila and the property Brother's jerk it too.
- 32:56Speaker 1: That's the kind of lady I need to figure out
- 32:58Speaker 1: to find that kind of chick.
- 32:59Speaker 2: I don't know the word is respect or admiration, but
- 33:02Speaker 2: I admire so much people that can do carpentry and mechanics, Like, yeah,
- 33:06Speaker 2: mechanics make it looks easy.
- 33:08Speaker 3: Well.
- 33:08Speaker 1: The dude on speaking of HGTV, that Hometown show that
- 33:12Speaker 1: get Ben who lost the husband who dude, he lost?
- 33:15Speaker 1: He lost a ton of weight he did. Oh my god,
- 33:18Speaker 1: look at before and after Ben Hometown h G TV.
- 33:23Speaker 1: What he looks like. He looks like a completely different person.
- 33:26Speaker 5: Only know what he looks like now.
- 33:27Speaker 1: The guy easily lost one hundred pounds.
- 33:29Speaker 2: Yeah, it says ninety five.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Time for him to get a new wife.
- 33:34Speaker 2: Oh yeah he does.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Yeah he looks. Yeah. The stuff that he builds out
- 33:38Speaker 1: of just what you would think would be garbage, scrap,
- 33:42Speaker 1: whatever stuff. It's amazing. He's super talented. Yeah, it's I
- 33:47Speaker 1: was gonna take this here. He was three hundred and
- 33:50Speaker 1: three pounds before. Yeah, he was.
- 33:53Speaker 5: It's so funny. I have no idea what he sounds like.
- 33:56Speaker 5: And there's no sound.
- 33:58Speaker 2: Like a muppet. We're coming here, and I'm gonna put
- 34:03Speaker 2: like a nice table over her.
- 34:05Speaker 1: I don't like.
- 34:07Speaker 2: And then she makes the dumb water color for the family. Yeah,
- 34:12Speaker 2: as soon.
- 34:12Speaker 8: As she leaves, they take it down, guarantee.
- 34:15Speaker 1: Have you watch that show?
- 34:16Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 34:17Speaker 2: I watch it.
- 34:18Speaker 1: He looks good.
- 34:19Speaker 6: I still understand, though, why you would pay professionals to
- 34:22Speaker 6: do stuff in your house, because I put in also
- 34:25Speaker 6: put in some new shelving. And I mean to the
- 34:27Speaker 6: average person just looking at it, it looks normal. But I
- 34:30Speaker 6: could tell, like one little shelf is like a hair
- 34:33Speaker 6: higher than the other one, exactly why I pay somebody, Yeah,
- 34:36Speaker 6: and I'm like, that's all I see, yeah, shelf being
- 34:39Speaker 6: slightly Yeah.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Like you know, my dad he does everything, like he'll
- 34:46Speaker 1: tear out a bathroom, redo all the plumbing, put the
- 34:51Speaker 1: shower now on the other side, like get jackhammers and
- 34:55Speaker 1: jackhammer up the concrete, you know, and run run all
- 34:58Speaker 1: the stuff underneath. So cool, like he can do all
- 35:00Speaker 1: that stuff. And you know, for me, I would love
- 35:04Speaker 1: to do that stuff. I think it's cool. I like
- 35:05Speaker 1: watching it, like to know about it, like to learn
- 35:07Speaker 1: how to do that kind of stuff. But man, that's
- 35:10Speaker 1: that OCD part, Like you would know, it's all I
- 35:13Speaker 1: would see, and I'd want to just tear it out
- 35:15Speaker 1: the whole. I wouldn't even like it. I wouldn't even
- 35:17Speaker 1: enjoy the finished product, proud of yourself for doing it, No,
- 35:20Speaker 1: because all I would see is how that one shelf
- 35:22Speaker 1: is just a pube off.
- 35:26Speaker 2: That must be a generational thing because my dad was
- 35:28Speaker 2: the same way. The oven wouldn't work and he would
- 35:30Speaker 2: take the oven out and fix it and put it
- 35:32Speaker 2: back on it.
- 35:32Speaker 1: How do you take it over oven school? How do
- 35:35Speaker 1: you know?
- 35:36Speaker 6: I also hate it because that's that was my whole life.
- 35:38Speaker 6: My mom like all she wanted to do is remodel
- 35:41Speaker 6: homes and then the second it was done, oh it's
- 35:43Speaker 6: time for us to move again.
- 35:44Speaker 1: Start Why that's like you.
- 35:46Speaker 6: Ripped out all the flooring, the siding on the house,
- 35:49Speaker 6: replaced all the windows.
- 35:51Speaker 1: Menace. Can you guys direct people? What's the name or
- 35:53Speaker 1: how do people find these lamps?
- 35:55Speaker 2: You know what? I need to text Mario and find.
- 35:57Speaker 1: Out powered lamps. Probably I got mine off of TikTok shot.
- 36:01Speaker 2: Oh you did? Ours was probably Amazon?
- 36:04Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure if you did go on Amazon. Battery
- 36:06Speaker 1: powered table land.
- 36:07Speaker 2: Yeah. Rechargeable light bulb, it's not necessarily it's a light bulb,
- 36:11Speaker 2: the lamp. It's the bulb that you returned.
- 36:13Speaker 6: Mine was the whole light and it's a The brand
- 36:16Speaker 6: is called ful.
- 36:21Speaker 1: L e n.
- 36:22Speaker 2: Yeah, mine's just the bulb f U l e n. Oh.
- 36:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:26Speaker 5: Here they are that you just pull them up on Amazon.
- 36:28Speaker 2: Yeah, you can find it rechargeable light bulb Amazon. There's
- 36:32Speaker 2: a million kinds good luck managing a Denny's douchebag.
- 36:36Speaker 5: Funny.
- 36:37Speaker 2: Okay, it's the so long.
- 36:39Speaker 1: You feed us faced wind bag.
- 36:43Speaker 2: I think the one I.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Have blank blank k you. That's what I was like.
- 36:48Speaker 1: And it was in there somewhere you l e N.
- 36:50Speaker 2: Yeah. And mine is the Blue Eye rechargeable light bulb.
- 36:54Speaker 1: The Blue Eye blue logible light bulb.
- 36:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 36:58Speaker 1: So the lamp itself still has a cord. It does,
- 37:02Speaker 1: but I and then the bull just screws in like
- 37:04Speaker 1: a normal light bulb bar.
- 37:05Speaker 2: She doesn't screw in it. You just pull and pull
- 37:08Speaker 2: it right off. It's a magnetic, so you just go
- 37:11Speaker 2: boop and it just sticks on. And then when it's
- 37:13Speaker 2: time to charge it, you just pull it off and
- 37:15Speaker 2: you use your USBC and charge the light bulb. It's
- 37:18Speaker 2: so cool.
- 37:19Speaker 1: It's a regular light, so you don't use the part
- 37:22Speaker 1: of the lamp to turn the ball bomb like you
- 37:23Speaker 1: would use it. And what do you do with the
- 37:26Speaker 1: cords not plugged anywhere? What do you Where does the
- 37:28Speaker 1: cord get hidden?
- 37:29Speaker 5: I just kind of yeah, where's it? Unsightly?
- 37:31Speaker 2: It's on a console table and there's no outlet there,
- 37:34Speaker 2: so we have it the cord all wound up and
- 37:37Speaker 2: hidden behind the console table. And it's not even plugged in. Whoa,
- 37:42Speaker 2: I know that's wild, Like a lamp that's not plugged in.
- 37:47Speaker 2: What do you do?
- 37:47Speaker 1: Like magic? It is magical set it's a text over
- 37:50Speaker 1: to two to ninety seven. B right back, I'm being playful.
- 37:58Speaker 3: What do you show?
- 38:00Speaker 11: What are you shore?
- 38:02Speaker 2: All right back into it? Cheers and jeers sea bass.
- 38:08Speaker 1: What do you got well? Cheers to the kindness of strangers.
- 38:10Speaker 1: I was out doing some work watering my apple tree,
- 38:15Speaker 1: and this lady just walked up next to my cyber truck.
- 38:17Speaker 1: He's like, damn, that's cool, truck noice. Let's have some
- 38:23Speaker 1: to borrow something from the internet. Things that never happened.
- 38:27Speaker 1: And then she said, I heard their bulletproof, and so
- 38:29Speaker 1: of course I've heard that before. So I got my
- 38:31Speaker 1: little stock lines like I'll hide behind it. You get
- 38:33Speaker 1: to take my gun and shoot me, you know, implying
- 38:36Speaker 1: that I had a gun and I'm all brave and dangerous. Right. Cool.
- 38:39Speaker 1: She didn't. She didn't really fall for that. Oh didn't
- 38:41Speaker 1: have sex with me, but it was cool.
- 38:43Speaker 12: And then and then as I'm finishing watering my uh
- 38:45Speaker 12: my apple tree that's out in the in the public.
- 38:48Speaker 12: I saw the lady stops by, she's driving by in
- 38:51Speaker 12: her SUV and she goes, you're my hero. And I
- 38:58Speaker 12: don't know if she recognized me from the show or
- 39:01Speaker 12: she just saw what I was doing, something nice for
- 39:04Speaker 12: the community.
- 39:06Speaker 1: Or whatever it was. But you know, it's it's I
- 39:08Speaker 1: really appreciate taking the time to stop and say something
- 39:11Speaker 1: supposed to just thinking in their head as most people do.
- 39:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:14Speaker 1: Also, the cheers is all about the celebration of you,
- 39:17Speaker 1: kindness of strangers, of people taking time out of their
- 39:20Speaker 1: day to say something nice. It does even by me,
- 39:24Speaker 1: who's a legal robe a lot lot, it doesn't go unnoticed. Cool.
- 39:28Speaker 1: I'm saying thank you.
- 39:29Speaker 6: Did you also see over the weekend the cyber truck
- 39:32Speaker 6: two point zero the new front what Yeah, everybody google it.
- 39:36Speaker 6: It looks even cooler now nice?
- 39:39Speaker 1: What are they doing? Mass They made the front of it,
- 39:41Speaker 1: made it look completely different, more badass, more bad ass.
- 39:46Speaker 1: It looks very mad Max on the front of it.
- 39:49Speaker 2: Yeah. When you go out to water or apple tree,
- 39:50Speaker 2: what do you take a watering can?
- 39:52Speaker 1: Right now, I'm using Greg, You're I don't know if
- 39:55Speaker 1: you like this or not. I'm using two liter bottles.
- 39:57Speaker 2: Oh, and then you do poke a hole.
- 39:58Speaker 12: I don't have to, Like I've got ripped right, I
- 40:01Speaker 12: could do that. And in fact, I bought from Timu
- 40:03Speaker 12: about these watering steaks that you screw onto the top
- 40:06Speaker 12: of a bottle and it has a little uh has
- 40:08Speaker 12: a little uh dripvelve and you could pop a hole
- 40:11Speaker 12: in the top.
- 40:12Speaker 1: But I just I have it set up with a
- 40:13Speaker 1: moult ring where I can just pour it in there
- 40:16Speaker 1: and just roll away, and moultring keeps the water right out.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Your jeer cheers to Sammy. Oh, I don't know how
- 40:24Speaker 1: you walked into the office this morning and did not
- 40:27Speaker 1: notice down on the lobby the tiny baby, tiny baby
- 40:32Speaker 1: lizard that is just trying to get back outside and
- 40:34Speaker 1: go have fun with its family. I see exactly. It's
- 40:37Speaker 1: underneath the little like those steps that are on the
- 40:39Speaker 1: side of the downstairs entryway, and it's wait.
- 40:43Speaker 5: Do you think Sammy trapped it?
- 40:45Speaker 3: No?
- 40:45Speaker 1: I think she she this is her key is she
- 40:47Speaker 1: notices and helps these things?
- 40:48Speaker 4: I do you know what?
- 40:49Speaker 10: Yesterday I saw a bug that was flipped over on
- 40:51Speaker 10: its back. You know, sometimes I have this hard shell
- 40:54Speaker 10: and they're struggling and you see him they can't flip over.
- 40:56Speaker 4: I'll be like, oh, and I flipped him over.
- 40:58Speaker 1: I'm like, there you go, Bud in the night, back
- 41:00Speaker 1: to his cheer, the kindness of strangers. And I thought about, like,
- 41:04Speaker 1: why go upstairs a little cup and put those little
- 41:07Speaker 1: not salimtter But it's so small it looked like that,
- 41:09Speaker 1: or I could I could let Sammy do it so
- 41:10Speaker 1: she could have her fun. Okay, my cheer is to
- 41:15Speaker 1: this woman in California who's been getting a bunch of
- 41:17Speaker 1: fines from her hoa. She had this dead bush outside
- 41:21Speaker 1: of her house. It was all dried out in brown,
- 41:24Speaker 1: and the HOA was charging her forty five dollars a
- 41:27Speaker 1: month until she replaced it. So she fixed it and
- 41:31Speaker 1: people are loving her solution. Did sheep charging.
- 41:35Speaker 5: These forty five dollars for this.
- 41:39Speaker 1: Bush spray paint?
- 41:42Speaker 3: Today?
- 41:43Speaker 1: It's not dead no more?
- 41:44Speaker 6: Becky fast like, how did they get green?
- 41:48Speaker 1: I don't know today.
- 41:50Speaker 2: So she dis doss spray paint and here's the before,
- 41:53Speaker 2: all right, and then there's the after.
- 41:55Speaker 1: Wow, okay, so bad.
- 41:57Speaker 5: We had a couple of dead spots in our line
- 41:59Speaker 5: and I've suggested this and Andy said absolutely not. He
- 42:02Speaker 5: said it was like trashy.
- 42:04Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder well, I don't don't think you go
- 42:09Speaker 1: just to the regular cry line. But aren't aren't there.
- 42:11Speaker 2: Like for.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Yeah, think about what they think about what they do
- 42:15Speaker 1: for like football fields they use it. They used to
- 42:19Speaker 1: paint the lines or the logo. I mean, there's gotta
- 42:22Speaker 1: be a blens.
- 42:23Speaker 2: Yeah, but just knowing it's been sprayk Greg, just park
- 42:28Speaker 2: your car over the dead slots, doesn't it?
- 42:31Speaker 1: I mean, but if you're just driving by and it's
- 42:34Speaker 1: all about the aesthetic, right, which is what the ho
- 42:36Speaker 1: is bitching about.
- 42:36Speaker 5: And here's the thing, so many people have fake turf anyway, Like,
- 42:40Speaker 5: how is this really any different?
- 42:42Speaker 2: Yeah? But she she's so damn stubborn. Just take the
- 42:45Speaker 2: bush out, right.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's the longest way around, the easy solution.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Maybe she likes the dumb bitch like replant all that
- 42:54Speaker 1: could looks like a big like row of them.
- 42:56Speaker 2: Okay, it's bucks a day, it's forty five bucks a month.
- 43:00Speaker 2: How long has that been there? Just do it?
- 43:03Speaker 1: I like it.
- 43:03Speaker 12: I like it too, Yeah, I like it double. Whatever
- 43:06Speaker 12: what this is, I don't want the right I don't
- 43:08Speaker 12: want the right solution. I want to not have to.
- 43:10Speaker 12: I want to have this. They call this what's this, Gina?
- 43:12Speaker 12: You know this anti social personality?
- 43:15Speaker 4: Sure, no.
- 43:17Speaker 5: Personality disorder, because she knows what the right thing is.
- 43:20Speaker 1: What he knows what the right thing is? Talk about
- 43:22Speaker 1: somebody whos stubborn and defy.
- 43:24Speaker 5: Yeah, And we've been trying to you know, he's getting
- 43:26Speaker 5: all this like weird seed stuff and all this stuff,
- 43:28Speaker 5: and I'm like, just paint out who cares?
- 43:30Speaker 1: Yeah, And no matter what you do with that, like
- 43:32Speaker 1: that takes forever. You always have to just redo the
- 43:35Speaker 1: entire lum. But what you're not going to do? Jeers
- 43:39Speaker 1: to this forty one year old pig from Kentucky. Her
- 43:41Speaker 1: name is Melissa Ferris who you might have seen something
- 43:45Speaker 1: about this greg. She vandalized the World War II memorial
- 43:48Speaker 1: in DC. Yeah, and the whole thing was broadcast on
- 43:51Speaker 1: Facebook live. Like she just she had her own spray paint.
- 43:54Speaker 1: She started going to town and when she spotted a
- 43:57Speaker 1: park ranger coming toward her, she took off and even
- 44:00Speaker 1: filmed her reaction while she was getting away. Here she is,
- 44:04Speaker 1: you dead ass.
- 44:04Speaker 9: I had my sister make an edit.
- 44:06Speaker 1: Your dadad By the way, when when I when I
- 44:09Speaker 1: say pig. Tell me I'm wrong. Oh this is forty
- 44:13Speaker 1: one jump scaredty one. You shouldn't be saying, dead ass,
- 44:17Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
- 44:18Speaker 5: You know when they show you like the maturity of
- 44:21Speaker 5: a fetus, doesn't she look like one of the faces
- 44:23Speaker 5: when like a face is being developed like in a womb.
- 44:26Speaker 1: You kind of explain three D ultra sound.
- 44:29Speaker 2: Yeah, looks like your badass.
- 44:32Speaker 7: I had my sister make an edit of the live,
- 44:34Speaker 7: but anybody watching this please make an editive alive highlight
- 44:37Speaker 7: the good parts.
- 44:38Speaker 1: Make me look fancy. Get it all over the internet.
- 44:40Speaker 8: Why the didn't I.
- 44:41Speaker 1: Get arrested while she was caught, because nothing makes committing
- 44:46Speaker 1: a felony easier for police than when you live stream it.
- 44:48Speaker 1: It's good thing she stuck it to those World War
- 44:50Speaker 1: two veterans, you know, for defeating Nazis. Yeah, they made
- 44:53Speaker 1: it too good for two. For why she did it,
- 44:56Speaker 1: she says that she was doing it to push her
- 44:57Speaker 1: whistleblower case into court.
- 44:59Speaker 2: Whatever that is.
- 45:00Speaker 1: Who cares but illness. She's she's facing two federal felony charges.
- 45:06Speaker 1: That's my jeer, Yeah, Jeff g cheer and jeer preseason
- 45:12Speaker 1: football is my cheers. Of course, it's great to have
- 45:14Speaker 1: football back on TV. Uh.
- 45:16Speaker 8: You know, I know people overreact and oh they're gonna
- 45:18Speaker 8: be Rookie of the Year or they're washed or whatever.
- 45:20Speaker 8: I could put all that to the side. I don't listen.
- 45:23Speaker 8: I just watch my team and watch all these other
- 45:26Speaker 8: teams progress through the gas, the rookies how to come
- 45:29Speaker 8: in exactly second and third stringers, and I just enjoying
- 45:32Speaker 8: having football back on TV. Man same, and my jeers
- 45:35Speaker 8: goes to my kids for not having a hustler's mentality,
- 45:39Speaker 8: like I gotta figure out where I went wrong.
- 45:41Speaker 2: Man.
- 45:42Speaker 8: Trena witnessed this the other day. I had to beg
- 45:44Speaker 8: them to take all the free stuff from your sweet
- 45:47Speaker 8: at the ball game.
- 45:48Speaker 1: The other day and they were like, yeah, we run
- 45:50Speaker 1: some listeners to a ballgame and it was sweet.
- 45:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 45:53Speaker 1: Right, so there's like food in there, there's like a beer.
- 45:56Speaker 8: There's all that good stuff. And they were like, dude,
- 45:58Speaker 8: it's embarrassing, Like why are you making us take all
- 46:01Speaker 8: the pretzels and extra chips. I'm like, I said, listen,
- 46:05Speaker 8: first of all, Number one, somebody paid for you know,
- 46:07Speaker 8: it's paid for, which means it's for us, So put
- 46:10Speaker 8: it in that bag in your pockets and we're taking home, man,
- 46:13Speaker 8: because you're back at school and you need stuff.
- 46:16Speaker 2: For your lunch.
- 46:17Speaker 8: But they were just so embarrassed, and I was like,
- 46:19Speaker 8: you guys got to get.
- 46:20Speaker 5: It together, man, Like, meanwhile, Sammy, what did we do
- 46:23Speaker 5: so I could take a bunch of stuff home.
- 46:25Speaker 10: We took an ice bucket that had a liner and
- 46:28Speaker 10: it dumped out the ice. Took the liner so that
- 46:30Speaker 10: Gina could take home the diet cokes.
- 46:33Speaker 5: Yes, the tall Boy diet Cokes.
- 46:35Speaker 1: That's embarrassing.
- 46:36Speaker 8: Way, it's awesome now, but menace in the little back
- 46:39Speaker 8: for sweets, we put we fit six beers in there,
- 46:43Speaker 8: and we took those all home as well. Wow, because
- 46:46Speaker 8: I mean they're paid for.
- 46:47Speaker 5: Because kids speaking of paid for because kids don't pay
- 46:49Speaker 5: for anything, so it doesn't mean anything to them.
- 46:52Speaker 1: Bruh, you're so embarrassed. Yeah, it's our stuff, so like
- 46:58Speaker 1: they don't they don't they Hey, if you want these
- 47:00Speaker 1: beers and these I don't know, I don't, I don't know.
- 47:03Speaker 8: Encouragement might be a little bit.
- 47:05Speaker 1: I mean, all the stuff that.
- 47:05Speaker 10: You paid for, yeah, you can take Theoretically you would
- 47:08Speaker 10: have had it there while you're there.
- 47:10Speaker 1: Yeah, right, because they're they're relying on you know, maybe
- 47:14Speaker 1: you know people coming in there and not eating all
- 47:17Speaker 1: that food. They've charged you for all that food, and
- 47:20Speaker 1: that's why it's free. It's one thing for the food.
- 47:22Speaker 1: But the drinks, which are package I understand. Yeah, I
- 47:26Speaker 1: gotta like, you know, any different, well because with the
- 47:29Speaker 1: because the drinks are package because once they put them
- 47:32Speaker 1: in there, they dropped them off in there. The act
- 47:37Speaker 1: of walking out with the item is different if it's
- 47:39Speaker 1: a couple of kinds of beer as opposed to I've
- 47:41Speaker 1: got you know, that's just the important. As for doggy bags,
- 47:51Speaker 1: although I've seen people do that. I got hot dogs
- 47:54Speaker 1: in their pockets right oh yeah yeah, people walking out
- 47:57Speaker 1: just just armloads of U of the hot dogs and
- 48:00Speaker 1: stuff in those sweetes man that stuff. Oh dude, yeah, yeah,
- 48:07Speaker 1: I waste you're paying them them up charged prices and
- 48:11Speaker 1: like a crappy pizza is like one and twenty five.
- 48:13Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I tell this journey the cops, this show
- 48:23Speaker 1: speaking of calling the cops. Who needs them when you're
- 48:26Speaker 1: this lady. So this guy in Arizona, he was caught
- 48:30Speaker 1: on video. He's walking out of a ross and he
- 48:34Speaker 1: had suitcases backpacks, purses, the alarms going off of the
- 48:38Speaker 1: store because he wasn't paying for it, clearly.
- 48:41Speaker 2: But what you also see on the video is this
- 48:43Speaker 2: elderly woman and she's just not having it. She's not
- 48:48Speaker 2: gonna let this slide, not my ross. So she follows
- 48:52Speaker 2: him into the parking.
- 48:53Speaker 1: Lot and pulls a gun on him.
- 48:54Speaker 5: Damn. Yeah.
- 48:56Speaker 1: So the cops are called and the grandma is looking
- 48:59Speaker 1: at a possible aggravated assault charge because she displayed a
- 49:04Speaker 1: deadly weapon with the intention.
- 49:05Speaker 2: Ye whatever. The cops say they need to interview the
- 49:08Speaker 2: shoplifter before they can move forward with the case.
- 49:12Speaker 5: What how about a thank you to this woman?
- 49:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish you had shot him same, you know, Yeah,
- 49:19Speaker 1: give her little little advice. The guy's got his hands full,
- 49:21Speaker 1: Like I've always said, have some pepper spray, non lethal option.
- 49:24Speaker 1: He can't defend his face, Yeah, just soak him.
- 49:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 49:28Speaker 1: And so they have not found the shoplifter, and something
- 49:32Speaker 1: tells me they're not looking that hard. Yeah, dude, I
- 49:39Speaker 1: saw this video and it goes along with this the
- 49:42Speaker 1: whole conversation, Like, you know, like the woman, she's just
- 49:46Speaker 1: sick of it. There's so many of these stories that
- 49:48Speaker 1: you see about you know, people just stealing and doing
- 49:50Speaker 1: things they're not supposed to be doing, and people seem
- 49:52Speaker 1: to be defending the wrong side.
- 49:55Speaker 3: You know.
- 49:57Speaker 1: And this is going to sound crazy when I say it.
- 50:01Speaker 1: I think I think society is mad at the wrong
- 50:03Speaker 1: one percent. Right, You always talk about like the ten
- 50:07Speaker 1: percent of the top one percent or whatever. Now this guy,
- 50:11Speaker 1: his name is Ashton Cohen, and he makes a solid
- 50:15Speaker 1: argument here about how society is mad at the wrong
- 50:19Speaker 1: one percent. Here's what I say. Oh, the top one
- 50:21Speaker 1: percent is screwing everything up.
- 50:22Speaker 3: They're destroying my life.
- 50:24Speaker 11: You know.
- 50:24Speaker 3: This is one of the biggest lies people love to
- 50:26Speaker 3: repeat these days, especially in politics. But the reality is
- 50:29Speaker 3: the top one percent is not responsible for most of
- 50:32Speaker 3: society's problems. It's the bottom one percent who's freaking it
- 50:35Speaker 3: up for the rest of us. Let's just go through
- 50:37Speaker 3: the facts.
- 50:37Speaker 1: The top one.
- 50:38Speaker 3: Percent is why you can order anything in the world
- 50:41Speaker 3: and have it delivered to your door within forty eight hours.
- 50:44Speaker 3: The bottom one percent is why said package get stolen
- 50:48Speaker 3: off your porch before we get help. The top one
- 50:50Speaker 3: percent put a super computer in your pocket, a phone
- 50:54Speaker 3: with access to every book, movie, song ever created. It
- 50:57Speaker 3: allows you to connect to anyone across the planet. The
- 51:01Speaker 3: bottom one percent is why you need face scans, security backups,
- 51:04Speaker 3: and one hundred passwords just to use that damn phone,
- 51:07Speaker 3: and why most of the calls that come in are
- 51:09Speaker 3: from scammers. The top one percent is why you can
- 51:11Speaker 3: walk into a CBS and pick up meds for an
- 51:14Speaker 3: infection that would have wiped you and your entire family
- 51:17Speaker 3: out one hundred years ago.
- 51:18Speaker 1: The bottom one percent is.
- 51:19Speaker 3: Why that same CBS has to keep the King deodorant
- 51:23Speaker 3: behind a steel page. And to be clear, when I'm
- 51:26Speaker 3: talking about the bottom one percent not talking about poor people.
- 51:30Speaker 3: I'm talking about criminals, the tiny fraction of society making
- 51:34Speaker 3: every person's life more annoying, more dangerous, expensive, more aggravating.
- 51:39Speaker 3: So maybe the real inequality that we should be addressing
- 51:43Speaker 3: is the bottom one percent make us the other ninety
- 51:46Speaker 3: nine percent pay for older bullsh.
- 51:48Speaker 1: Yeah, pleelujah, right, So maybe you're mad at the wrong
- 51:51Speaker 1: one percent.
- 51:52Speaker 2: People always say all these companies can afford it if
- 51:55Speaker 2: you steal from them, but then it does affect.
- 51:58Speaker 1: You're fast for that stupid we're paying for that, yeah,
- 52:01Speaker 1: Because they're never like, oh well, I guess we'll just
- 52:03Speaker 1: absorb the loss. Right, Oh, well, you're paying.
- 52:06Speaker 12: For the security guard standing around at twenty five or
- 52:08Speaker 12: thirty bucks an hour, you're paying for anti theft systems.
- 52:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 52:12Speaker 12: He's absolutely right. And the vast majority of criminals are recidivist.
- 52:16Speaker 12: They'll get out and do it again.
- 52:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 52:20Speaker 1: Swing wow, you're talking about the Ross, dude. The craziest
- 52:26Speaker 1: ROSS I've ever been to is on the Las Vegas Strip.
- 52:29Speaker 1: If you go into it, it's like three stories, and
- 52:31Speaker 1: then the security that they have in there they look
- 52:34Speaker 1: like Swat team. Yeah, have body cams and all kinds
- 52:37Speaker 1: of stuff, And this is in the Ross. It's ridiculous.
- 52:39Speaker 10: Every ross I've been to has security. I don't know
- 52:42Speaker 10: what it is about Ross specifically. It can be like
- 52:45Speaker 10: TJ Max Marshall's.
- 52:49Speaker 1: Explain it to Sammy Ross. It has to do with
- 52:52Speaker 1: the people that are going client saying.
- 52:54Speaker 10: But it can be a TJ Max Marshals and a
- 52:56Speaker 10: Ross all in a row and the Ross has a security.
- 52:59Speaker 4: Guard on the others. Don't like there's something specific about.
- 53:03Speaker 1: I think maybe Ross just wants to step up and
- 53:05Speaker 1: have like somebody there, whereas other people like you know what,
- 53:08Speaker 1: we don't want the expense of having to have somebody
- 53:10Speaker 1: or pay somebody. We'll stand there, but ross is like
- 53:13Speaker 1: trying to make it obvious that they're paying attention. Well,
- 53:16Speaker 1: the Burlington and the TJ Max sometimes have like that
- 53:20Speaker 1: gate that you have to go through before you get
- 53:24Speaker 1: store now because run out with giant carts full. And
- 53:28Speaker 1: that's saying, what do you fel for? Rage bait? That's
- 53:30Speaker 1: not rage bait, that's common sense. Well, that person just
- 53:32Speaker 1: said me, he's a lawyer and so he's dealing with
- 53:34Speaker 1: criminals all the time. That's a word. Yeah, yeah, that
- 53:38Speaker 1: what you just heard was not rage bait. That is
- 53:41Speaker 1: common sense. Rage bait would be someone saying it's okay
- 53:43Speaker 1: for me to steal because the one percent can afford
- 53:46Speaker 1: it and they want. The rage bait are the people
- 53:49Speaker 1: and the comments on the stories who are always defending
- 53:52Speaker 1: and going like it's not that big a deal until
- 53:56Speaker 1: until it comes to your house, until it's your stuff,
- 53:59Speaker 1: your family member who's assaulted, until it's your kid who
- 54:03Speaker 1: has to deal with whoever is you know bullying them
- 54:06Speaker 1: or harassed a.
- 54:07Speaker 12: Right as we saw go, until all the drug stores
- 54:10Speaker 12: and grocery stores just leave the because as Mena said
- 54:14Speaker 12: that the hood people who are stealing stuff. They don't
- 54:17Speaker 12: want to travel all the way to blooming Dale's in
- 54:19Speaker 12: the nice part of town. They'll just do it in
- 54:20Speaker 12: their own backyard and guess what. The stores can only
- 54:22Speaker 12: afford so much of that and until they leave.
- 54:24Speaker 1: Yeah, a shot to Mississippi. By the way, a new
- 54:27Speaker 1: Mississippi law making sexual battery of a child under twelve
- 54:30Speaker 1: eligible for the death penalty.
- 54:31Speaker 2: There we go.
- 54:35Speaker 1: So the new law just took effect July first. It
- 54:37Speaker 1: applies to adult defendants, and supporters say that people who
- 54:41Speaker 1: do this kind of stuff deserve the harshest possible punishment.
- 54:44Speaker 1: But the critics argument is that kids would be afraid
- 54:47Speaker 1: to report abuse if they know a family member or
- 54:50Speaker 1: someone they know could be executed the person who's abusing
- 54:54Speaker 1: them and not thinking that.
- 54:56Speaker 5: I don't think they don't get it, and they're going
- 54:57Speaker 5: to tell the kid that anyway, missus.
- 55:00Speaker 1: It has passed the law. But now the bigger question
- 55:02Speaker 1: is whether the Supreme Court will actually let them use it.
- 55:04Speaker 1: They should well, and.
- 55:06Speaker 5: I'm glad you won't specified that this is for adults,
- 55:08Speaker 5: because it's like, oh, no, the kid was thirteen, they're
- 55:10Speaker 5: going to execute him. Yeah, these are for non mine.
- 55:13Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. It's like one of those things I think
- 55:16Speaker 1: everybody if you if you had everybody vote on it,
- 55:18Speaker 1: everybody would be four it. Much like everybody's uh uh
- 55:21Speaker 1: for leaving the clocks where they are not doing this
- 55:23Speaker 1: back and forth with daylight saving time. Yeah, Like there's
- 55:25Speaker 1: certain things that everybody seems to be for easy calls.
- 55:28Speaker 2: I would apply the death penalty to so many more tries.
- 55:31Speaker 2: Glittering glittering death penalty, yeah, graffiti, excessive water use, Jeff's penalty.
- 55:41Speaker 1: Yeah. Jeff was talking to some people in the suite
- 55:44Speaker 1: of the Dodgers game too.
- 55:45Speaker 8: Uh.
- 55:45Speaker 1: We a all the listeners out there who had won
- 55:47Speaker 1: their way in like two different giveaways. We got the
- 55:50Speaker 1: one suite and then we've got the bigger one. A
- 55:51Speaker 1: bunch of people showed up on on Saturday.
- 55:54Speaker 8: Did you have a good time today?
- 55:55Speaker 5: I had a great time.
- 55:56Speaker 2: How did we treat you?
- 55:57Speaker 8: How did the Woody Show do for you?
- 55:59Speaker 1: You did?
- 55:59Speaker 2: Wonder?
- 56:00Speaker 8: Yeah? Are we as ugly in person as we stand
- 56:02Speaker 8: on the radio?
- 56:03Speaker 1: Yes, you are there.
- 56:05Speaker 8: You have a good time, bro, awesome time.
- 56:07Speaker 1: Brother.
- 56:08Speaker 2: I listened to you guys all day, drive all day.
- 56:11Speaker 8: You guys make my morning Kimberly.
- 56:12Speaker 2: Where are you from?
- 56:13Speaker 4: I'm from Marino Valley.
- 56:15Speaker 8: You have a good time here today at the Dodger, Sweet, Yes.
- 56:17Speaker 10: I had an amazing time my first time at this
- 56:19Speaker 10: week so it was amazing.
- 56:20Speaker 4: The view, You're amazing, the food was amazing.
- 56:22Speaker 2: You feel Bougietro.
- 56:24Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I don't think I can ever come back
- 56:25Speaker 9: to the doctor.
- 56:26Speaker 8: You're like, I ain't sitting in the pavilion no more. Liz,
- 56:29Speaker 8: where are you from?
- 56:30Speaker 11: From?
- 56:30Speaker 6: West La?
- 56:31Speaker 8: Did you enjoy meeting Sammy and Gina and.
- 56:33Speaker 1: Everybody's amazing, great personality, good energy all around.
- 56:37Speaker 8: Thank you Whitty Show.
- 56:39Speaker 1: You guys are awesome.
- 56:40Speaker 10: I've been a great listener since about twenty eighteen.
- 56:43Speaker 8: I've seen you over here in the corner with my
- 56:45Speaker 8: wife drinking.
- 56:46Speaker 2: We were doing that. She brought me a couple. Yes, right,
- 56:49Speaker 2: I enjoyed myself for having me.
- 56:51Speaker 8: Now we appreciate you.
- 56:52Speaker 11: Man.
- 56:53Speaker 2: Tell your wife up, may.
- 56:57Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I so? What's up? You have
- 57:00Speaker 1: this giant lot? It's too big and I'm not laughing
- 57:04Speaker 1: The Woody show thrift store day, that's the thing. Yeah,
- 57:09Speaker 1: I mean, there's there's a there's a billion of these
- 57:10Speaker 1: holidays we go over at the beginning of every show
- 57:14Speaker 1: thrift store day, and so we sent everybody on the
- 57:19Speaker 1: show out to any kind of throwt store, doesn't matter many.
- 57:23Speaker 1: Anyone would work, but you had a budget of twenty
- 57:26Speaker 1: dollars or less and bring it in and then we'll
- 57:29Speaker 1: see who did the best job, and just whatever you
- 57:32Speaker 1: can find there's I hadn't been in a thrift store
- 57:34Speaker 1: in a billion years. Same and the one that we
- 57:37Speaker 1: went to, my son said it smells like garbage and weed,
- 57:41Speaker 1: and it did. I walked in and like, I could
- 57:43Speaker 1: smell weed. But they're also like a ball and he said,
- 57:48Speaker 1: he goes, do they have to wash all this stuff
- 57:50Speaker 1: before they sell it? Like the clothing? I'm assuming that they.
- 57:53Speaker 5: They do not.
- 57:53Speaker 1: They don't.
- 57:56Speaker 5: I don't think so. Really, if you go to a
- 57:58Speaker 5: par one, Yeah, I was thrift stores, it's very musty.
- 58:02Speaker 1: I was a good will.
- 58:03Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't.
- 58:05Speaker 1: They don't, like just send it through like a commercial,
- 58:07Speaker 1: just not not saying they they send it out to
- 58:10Speaker 1: be laundered.
- 58:10Speaker 2: But I mean, no, I doubt it.
- 58:12Speaker 8: I I've seen like the cars drop it off and
- 58:14Speaker 8: then the homie takes it in a big you know
- 58:17Speaker 8: thing with wheels and dans and it goes from there
- 58:19Speaker 8: to the back you get sorted.
- 58:20Speaker 1: Yeah, on the Yieldinger says mainstream stores do not wash
- 58:24Speaker 1: just because humhm, I would think they would have to.
- 58:27Speaker 5: No, at the three story you kind of know what
- 58:30Speaker 5: you're going and they also but they to.
- 58:31Speaker 12: That point what you're what you're hinting out here is
- 58:33Speaker 12: they don't take things like betting for that exact reason.
- 58:36Speaker 2: Yeah, I tried to donate a rug. They wouldn't take
- 58:37Speaker 2: a rug.
- 58:38Speaker 1: Really, they had rugs in there, they did. Yeah, mine
- 58:41Speaker 1: does not like area rugs. Well, the goodwill to get
- 58:43Speaker 1: I don't know if he tried to donate it somewhere else.
- 58:46Speaker 1: All right, So before we get into what everybody, I
- 58:48Speaker 1: bought a couple of gifts. I saw a couple of
- 58:50Speaker 1: things as I was walking through, and I'm like, I
- 58:52Speaker 1: know a person who just must have this. And I
- 58:56Speaker 1: found this one. It's two dollars and ninety nine cent
- 58:59Speaker 1: and it was in the the frame and wal art section.
- 59:02Speaker 1: I thought, man Seabast really needs to have this. It
- 59:03Speaker 1: says teaching is a work of heart.
- 59:07Speaker 2: And so with let's let's point out with his blooming
- 59:09Speaker 2: career as a substitute teacher.
- 59:12Speaker 12: You could bring that because this is a basic bit
- 59:14Speaker 12: stupid wal art and word different. Heart is all in
- 59:17Speaker 12: like a little lowercase script font and the other parts
- 59:19Speaker 12: are in a different.
- 59:20Speaker 1: Fond, So teaching is a work of heart. I saw.
- 59:24Speaker 1: I saw so many.
- 59:25Speaker 12: I don't know, there's not going to be a term
- 59:27Speaker 12: for this type of quote art or just garbage that
- 59:30Speaker 12: like modern. It's because it's like it's it's a it's
- 59:32Speaker 12: it's catchphrases, it's inspirational quotes.
- 59:35Speaker 1: It's also stupid. It's also designed for like thirty nine
- 59:37Speaker 1: year old women who called the hobby lobby. Yeah, but
- 59:40Speaker 1: I saw, yeah, I see so much of this at
- 59:42Speaker 1: thrift stores because all these dumb broads bought this ten
- 59:44Speaker 1: years old. There was a lot of that stuff. Yeah, yeah,
- 59:47Speaker 1: there was a lot.
- 59:47Speaker 5: Of that quigly font that isn't totally cursive.
- 59:51Speaker 1: I almost purchased this. Uh it's like this little figurine
- 59:54Speaker 1: the Last Supper, except like two of the heads from
- 59:56Speaker 1: the Disciples were missing.
- 59:59Speaker 2: That one.
- 59:59Speaker 1: But I did get something for Greg Gory. Okay, Now,
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: Greg loves America. He's a man of the Constitution. He says,
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: the worst thing you can call him is a communist
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: and my son spotted this. He goes, bro, why would
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: anybody want that? I go, I know a person whom
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: I want that? Figures crossed for wall r.
- 1:00:20Speaker 5: Black velvet painting.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: It's a giant constitution.
- 1:00:26Speaker 5: I don't hate that.
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: I don't hate that either.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: You're redoing the office at your house. I don't hate
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: This was twelve dollars and ninety nine cents the people.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: That is four and a half feet by I like,
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: oh my god, this is a win very.
- 1:00:43Speaker 9: That's cool.
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: It's huge, like the size of the door.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: It's not Greg's camera. I told you too. It's yeah.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: I love it, thank you, and that that might have
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: been made it a hobby lobby because you see a
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: lot of that stuff, don't you say me like the
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: big but at least so they have an America session
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: for sure? Does that not scream Greg?
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: Though? That's wee. Yeah. I like it. I love it.
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: Uh here's something else I found.
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: I mean, nobody's gonna want this, but I was just surprised.
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, who had this kind of laying around?
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: Uh it's an answering machine. Oh how much was that?
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: This was four dollars ninety nine. We got set that
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: up answering machine, just a digital answer, yeah, tapeless. Yeah,
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: it's not super old school, but it's old school. It
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: says more reliable than cassette call screening, toll saver, toll calls.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: I love that, nights weekend and remote operation. I forgot
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: how you used to be able to call your own
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: house and here your own messages. You have to push
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: like one of the dial tone, you know, one of
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: the cool the keys to get into it. But yeah,
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah, it's a this con Air yeah,
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: con Air phone. Yeah, and this it was four dollars
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: and ninety nine cents. But they have so random so
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: many too. Nicholas's cages photo on con Air getting No,
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: it does not, it does not. Yeah, it's like the
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: hair dryer people. Yeah really all right, Yeah, they make
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: all sorts of one crap. All right, so we'll see
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: howeverybody did.
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: And that.
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: By the way, none of these are the item that
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: that I am bringing to the table. This is all
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: these are all bonus items. Yeah, these are all just
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: kind of bonus items. He paid money, so these can
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: go in the garbage. Yeah, except for gregg Greggs is
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: getting hung up and yours. I expect you to bring
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: that to your classroom. I'll put it in it.
- 1:02:34Speaker 5: I'll come in for yeah, put it on your desk
- 1:02:36Speaker 5: with a little shiny apple.
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, seven forty four text us over to two
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: two nine eighty seven. Will be right back. You have
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: to be right back. You want to be right back?
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: Wood Show, right back, all right, the Woody Show.
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: Oh, it's so cute. I need it.
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: So.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: For Thrift Store Day, everybody here on the show is
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: issued a challenge to go out to any kind of
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: thrift store. It doesn't matter what it is, but the
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: budget twenty dollars or less. And then you got to
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: bring in something and you thought was cool, right yeah yeah,
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: and then everybody will vote like who ended up with
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: the best?
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: Fine?
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: All right, all right, so Jeff, I think we got
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: to start with you. Anybody would have something smaller like
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: in size.
- 1:03:33Speaker 8: I brought in a six foot teddy Bear.
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: Wow, it's actually win at the carnival, you know.
- 1:03:40Speaker 8: Yeah, it's actually in really good shape. There's like a
- 1:03:41Speaker 8: little smudge by his nose. You know me already, general
- 1:03:44Speaker 8: for I sprayed it all down with life. Also, it's
- 1:03:46Speaker 8: a good shape.
- 1:03:46Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I want to land it, but
- 1:03:48Speaker 5: I don't want to get lace head.
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: Yeah it's grayish brown.
- 1:03:51Speaker 8: Yeah, it's not bad looking at I mean for twenty bucks,
- 1:03:53Speaker 8: it was nineteen ninety nine. I looked up the value.
- 1:03:56Speaker 8: It's valued at one hundred and forty nine dollars, So
- 1:03:59Speaker 8: that's pretty good. Sure, And I figured, you know, for us,
- 1:04:02Speaker 8: we could use it like as a you know, emotional support,
- 1:04:05Speaker 8: you know, stuff down.
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: If you need a hug, give a hug.
- 1:04:08Speaker 5: It was gonna be like a crash chest, dummy or
- 1:04:10Speaker 5: I you.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: See, like an extra chair, like something to sit on
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: during a meeting, kind of crams into the office, Like
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: Morgan's like sitting on the floor and I can sit
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: on that Morgan.
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: No, that's a little more cozy. If you had a
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: baby and somebody gave that to you as a gift,
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: you'd be pissed, yes, with that.
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like when you see people at the at
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: the fair of the amusement park and they're they're trying
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: to win that stuff, and you spend a billion dollars
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: trying to win it. Now, I gotta lug it around.
- 1:04:36Speaker 5: Can you always drape it over your shoulders carried it
- 1:04:39Speaker 5: around a dude.
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: The dumbest thing I think that I. I didn't buy it.
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: It was given like everybody on the show got one.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: Remember the love sacks. Oh yeah, those giants, they were
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: like giant be back. Now, love Sack makes couches and
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: things like that, That's not what I'm talking about, Like
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: those are pieces of furniture. This was just a big giant.
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: It was film filled with like those like chunks of
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: memory foam okay, and man massive, it was mass huge,
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: nothing four times beside that bears. It was one of
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: those things that seemed like a good idea until you
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: had it and then yeah, it just took up so
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: much space.
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: Our friend Tony had one and he said, hey, do
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: you want a giant beanbag thing? I said, sure, I
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: regretted it this Yeah all right.
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: So that's Jeff saying, Gina, what did you get?
- 1:05:25Speaker 5: Okay, Well, you know, we do a lot of sitting
- 1:05:27Speaker 5: here and now that I have my ore ring, and
- 1:05:29Speaker 5: it does those little passive aggressive suggestions to you, so
- 1:05:32Speaker 5: I get like, maybe you want to move your legs
- 1:05:33Speaker 5: a bit, And I thought, you know what, maybe I
- 1:05:36Speaker 5: do because I.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: Found oh I've seen that Yeah, it's just the pedals
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: of an exercise bike and you could sit on the
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: couch and yeah.
- 1:05:47Speaker 5: Yeah, it's for old people or people who said, desks
- 1:05:49Speaker 5: all day and you can hand crank it out.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: Is that recumbent something like? What's that called desk pedal?
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: Walter White had one of those.
- 1:05:58Speaker 5: Yeah that sounds about right. So yeah, now, and it says, hey,
- 1:06:01Speaker 5: time to move your legs. I can just paddle under
- 1:06:04Speaker 5: the desk while we're sitting here. It was nine.
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: Hey is that bear bigger than Sammy? It's got to
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: be right, six feet tall?
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: Way bigger?
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, I couldn't see. Yeah, now you have a
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: full view of it. Yeah, some of the other text
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: of what is bigger Teddy Bear or Sammy? That is
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: definitely to double the size of her. Yeah, Greg Gory,
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: would you find?
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: I went to Goodwill, which I usually go to to
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: drop stuff off, and they have a separate donation place,
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: and then next door is the store I had never
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: gone in. I did not like it. It was ninety
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: percent clothing, but I wanted to get housewares, so I
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: got one thing that I thought was actually kind of
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: legit cool that was ten ninety nine and then one
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: thing that I thought Sammy would find adorable. So this
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: is like under the category of housewares or whatever. Huh,
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: picture your dog in this picture frame that is hollowed
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: out and filled with kibble. Look at that?
- 1:07:02Speaker 5: Is this the one that you like?
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: No, I thought Sammy would like it, like, I wouldn't
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: display this, It's.
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: To be clear. It's a picture frame filled with dog food. Yeah,
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: dog food, yeah.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: Food. And then you would put a picture of your puppy.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: It looks like something like they would have done as
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: a project for your kids at school.
- 1:07:17Speaker 5: Totally.
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: Yes, you know so, Sammy, you're that was professionally manufactured,
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: though I guess it looks I don't think so.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: I think I don't think anyone sells it like that.
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: They couldn't make it like that.
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: Really ended up a good will wow. And then this,
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm a fan of abstract art and
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: this serves no purpose. I guess you would call it
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: a sculpture. But it's just like mega heavy. It's like
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: a sphere that's cut in half and then put back together,
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: and it's it's like so rand it almost looks it
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: is so rare.
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: Is it really heavy? It's supposed to be a planet
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: or so heavy.
- 1:07:51Speaker 5: Okay, I just want to make it clear that when
- 1:07:55Speaker 5: Greg texted us last night, he said we were all
- 1:07:57Speaker 5: going to fight over his find.
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you. I would think this was a
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: minute which one are we fighting over the dog frame?
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: Or that I think Gina and Sammy are going to
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: fight over the dog frame?
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, we're going to fight.
- 1:08:10Speaker 9: You take it.
- 1:08:10Speaker 4: No, you take it because we're the people.
- 1:08:14Speaker 12: It's like, it's like twice the size of a Botchi
- 1:08:16Speaker 12: ball appears we made out of concrete and in the
- 1:08:18Speaker 12: middle has like a silver fittings.
- 1:08:21Speaker 5: I would put it in my kids room for as
- 1:08:24Speaker 5: like a planet.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: It almost looks like a planet.
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: Or I wouldn't give that to it to my kid
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: if I were they were my age, because they would
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: throw it at things.
- 1:08:30Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they throw at each other.
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: That would be dropped or it would create more problems
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: like it would break something.
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: But if you had a kid heavy it was into
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: science or something, you might look aot on the cool. Alright, menace,
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: all right? What you find for thrift store day?
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: Like you guys have twenty dollars or less as well,
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: we have to spend I have some honorable mentions. I
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: got all these items for twenty dollars total, and then
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: I'll get to the one that I want to share.
- 1:08:55Speaker 6: But I found this built hat is brand new ylt Yeah, dude,
- 1:08:59Speaker 6: it retails for fifty bucks.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: I got it for four ninety nine work. I still
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: got all the tags on it. Yeah.
- 1:09:05Speaker 6: And then I found this bootleg snow White VHS tape
- 1:09:10Speaker 6: completely bootlegg like, just printed.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: And I say they had a lot of DVDs. They
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: had a lot of vhs, Yeah, a lot of vinyl.
- 1:09:18Speaker 6: Say this History Channel unopened game show throughout it's called
- 1:09:26Speaker 6: yeah throughout the years. But the favorite item that I
- 1:09:30Speaker 6: got was I Ain't your pal dick face?
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, who that guy is? I think it's a wrestler,
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: just says it says, I ain't your pal dick face? Yeah,
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: Oh it's from It looks like it's the guy from
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: the Rent of the Nerds blood Sport. Oh ye, you're right,
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: that's him, and oh yeah with nice pan face. He
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: just died recently. All right, So all those items told
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: twenty bucks, wow, game a hat worth fifty bucks? Yeah,
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: and then the uh yeah snow white Yeah. Look how
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: that's something that you by on the street of New York.
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: No, the tape inside is it just like a it
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: was like a like a black this appears to be
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: no disappears. I mean it's no, you're right, yeah, this
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: is like it's the stickers all warped and it's in
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: black and white. Yeah, what if it's a different country. Maybe,
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. That's a pretty good hall. Okay.
- 1:10:30Speaker 12: So the the DHS single Clamshell Things has on the
- 1:10:33Speaker 12: back countless hours of a Chantment on.
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: Two discs, like the DVD the wrong cover, Uh, SeaBASS,
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: do you have anything over there? I sure do, all right?
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: And I got something, oh that I got because like
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: it's a lot of garbage, a lot of chochis, But
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: I got something that that is literally one of a kind.
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: I'm quite sure.
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: It is a memorial cutout of the day that Florence
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: Ojo died Joiner. Yeah.
- 1:11:03Speaker 8: Wow.
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: Thanks. So it's like not even laminated. It's like it's
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: like a cry so somebody so somebody told the Yeah,
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: somebody took the newspaper from article Jo died out nineteen
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: fifty nine, nineteenninety eight. Yeah, clipped it out and then
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: at the piece it would they added their own title
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: on the top. Thanks for the memories, exclamation Resident piece
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: nineteen fifty ninety, nineteen ninety eight.
- 1:11:25Speaker 12: Again this was I looked on the back. This was
- 1:11:26Speaker 12: custom made by some company in ninety eight. Thermal plaque
- 1:11:29Speaker 12: is what they call it. Because you have something you
- 1:11:30Speaker 12: see in a restaurant or something, yeah.
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: Like her husband or something that's weird. Jo, you can't
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: get this anywhere else?
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: Wow?
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: How much were they charging for that nineteen ninety nine?
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: I was right in that limit. That seems a lot
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: or that for something that who would want this? Man,
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: it's just got like a name brand hat that you
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: would buy for fifty bucks. And but that's custom. Yeah
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: someone this spokes.
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: That is so nice. Okay, thanks for the memories.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: Their store day fine twenty bucks or less, Sammy. Would
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: you find yes?
- 1:12:06Speaker 10: So I found the BB eight, the Star Wars BB eight,
- 1:12:12Speaker 10: the ones that were like controlled, like you controlling your
- 1:12:15Speaker 10: an app?
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: Yet, Yeah, people are going crazy for those.
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: Most first came out. Those are hard to find.
- 1:12:20Speaker 4: Ten years ago. They were a very big deal.
- 1:12:22Speaker 5: Does it come with the remote?
- 1:12:23Speaker 3: So?
- 1:12:24Speaker 10: Well, it's actually an app, so it's a whole thing
- 1:12:27Speaker 10: with an app and everything.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: Yes, but it's so cute.
- 1:12:33Speaker 10: It's like good condition, like when you see a good condition.
- 1:12:37Speaker 10: It comes with the charger and everything. Yes, Now it's
- 1:12:40Speaker 10: definitely a risk buying an appliance or anything like that.
- 1:12:44Speaker 10: So while it does charge, and it's still excute on
- 1:12:47Speaker 10: the charger and I'll glow in everything when it's on
- 1:12:49Speaker 10: the charger, it says that the battery is full when
- 1:12:54Speaker 10: it's not fully charged, and so basically just the battery.
- 1:12:57Speaker 4: Doesn't hold anymore, so I can't run it all around.
- 1:13:00Speaker 10: It's pretty lame, but like a night light for twenty bucks, Yeah,
- 1:13:03Speaker 10: it's it's pretty nice. And you can still have it
- 1:13:05Speaker 10: glowing and sitting there as like on your.
- 1:13:07Speaker 4: Desk or something or wherever.
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: Is that something you can change the battery out on.
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:13:11Speaker 10: I'll have to look more into it, but I still
- 1:13:13Speaker 10: think it's worth it. That's like two hundred dollars or
- 1:13:15Speaker 10: half came out. Yeah, they're a big deal.
- 1:13:17Speaker 5: It still kind of works nice.
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: I have hope. Okay, Morgan, what did you find?
- 1:13:21Speaker 7: Okay, I'm surprised none of you all got any clothes.
- 1:13:23Speaker 7: So I have a sweatshirt and I only spent ten
- 1:13:27Speaker 7: ninety nine on it. And it has Oprah's face very
- 1:13:34Speaker 7: up close.
- 1:13:35Speaker 5: Yeah, it's her entire face. It takes the entire sweat.
- 1:13:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: And then her hair is the sleeves.
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: That's yeah. God, I don't hate it.
- 1:13:43Speaker 9: Dollars.
- 1:13:43Speaker 5: What's on the back? Is it more hair? It's oh,
- 1:13:49Speaker 5: that's something.
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: What size is that? It's a medium medium?
- 1:13:52Speaker 8: All right?
- 1:13:53Speaker 5: Is that like a men's medium? Was that for a
- 1:13:54Speaker 5: man to wear?
- 1:13:55Speaker 9: It was in the men's section.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: Dild You ever wear that?
- 1:13:58Speaker 3: Hell?
- 1:13:58Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:13:59Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah for Oprah Day or something?
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: You can you can stuff the bear into that thing.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: Did she just celebrate forty years too? For years of
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: what oprahlder than?
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: Right, here's my official item that I uh now. We
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: we were talking about this recently and I thought this
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: was actually a pretty good deal compared to it's brand
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: new in the box, so it has not been used before,
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: which is very important for this item. But it retails
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: normally for about sixty bucks brand new. Looked it up
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: and it was actually an item that we just had
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: that last round of the Craigslist price is right, really
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: wicketing and it's brand new. Oh, I don't know it's breaking.
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: I thought about Sea bass it. It's the medical toilet
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: chap Lucky favorite look at that. So it's yeah, it's
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: basically it's like a walker but instead.
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: Of deluxe folding commode, it's got a three in one
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: design that means three and one, meaning I could just
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: have the seat there and crap into the drain, remove
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: the remove the bucket or bowl. Yeah it was.
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: It was thirteen dollars and ninety nine cents. Now because
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: even Seabats was talking about how like you go to
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: you know, buy these things the roof. Yeah, just because
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: it's medical quote unquote, they just jacked the price up
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: on this thing.
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: High end.
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: Yeah, but it says extra long seat used as a
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: bedside commode, toilet safety frame or raised toilet seats hid adjustable. Yeah,
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: he's going to bring us right to the uh, right
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: to the shower. How do you clean those? You just
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: pose them off at the shower. They're always getting cleaned.
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: But this is on the side of your bed.
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: Yeah, so like this have a little built in bucket yees.
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: So the bucket thing, it looks like it just you
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: just take it and then I guess you could just
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: dump into the aisle. You drop your turds in that
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: into the regular toilet, I say, backyard hopefully got I
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: don't know.
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: Well there you go.
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: Yeah, Uz depression, re embarrassing, embarrassed buying it. Okay, I
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: walked out with that. I walked out of the full
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: sized constitution, this random crap.
- 1:16:08Speaker 5: O Grandpa ye.
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: A toilet?
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, gregst wanted to buy toilet paper. Imagine walking
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: out of this. Oh, let's say thrift store Day. I
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: would say that we could give this stuff away, but
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: I like to ship. This would be way more than
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: it's worth.
- 1:16:26Speaker 5: You have to come get it.
- 1:16:28Speaker 8: We're gonna say, just gonna say, we should put all
- 1:16:29Speaker 8: the pictures of all of our stuff on Instagram today
- 1:16:31Speaker 8: so everyone can kind of see what they brought in.
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: It would be fun.
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, and then uh, and then when we
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: come back from the break, everybody can vote on give me,
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: like your your top three fines of everything that everybody found.
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: Your top three They are all things that were twenty
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: dollars or less at the at the local thrift store.
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: All right, So for thrift store Day, we everybody go
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: out good thrift store budget twenty dollars or less. And
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: see what the best thing they could come back with.
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: And now let's go around the room and get a vote.
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: We'll start with you Gena grad.
- 1:17:10Speaker 5: Well, mine was easy. I gotta go. My top three
- 1:17:14Speaker 5: were Jeff's Bear, Morgan's Oprah sweatshirt, and Sammy's bbaight.
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Greg Gory Sammy's bbaight, even though it's
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: not my thing, but somebody would love that. Yeah, awesome.
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: Somebody texted in saying the BB eight they still have
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: their sitting in the closet, but you can leave it
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: on the charger in it or react when you watch
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: the Star Wars movies.
- 1:17:38Speaker 4: So I'll have to try that.
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: Oh fun.
- 1:17:41Speaker 10: Yeah I haven't because since I just got it, I
- 1:17:43Speaker 10: haven't dove right into all that it does.
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: But it looks yeah right, and then other stuff I
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: think like that could just go in the garbage. But
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: the Teddy Bear I'm putting on my top three because
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: I could go to some kid that wants a big
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: Teddy Bear. And I gotta go with the bonus item
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: of the constitute that's not heinous. It looks kind of
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: cool like it, and I could see that in like
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: Saul Goodman's office. You know, if you're having a lawyer
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: in your life that's just starting.
- 1:18:10Speaker 5: Out, maybe to hammer the idea home.
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: Just put that in your office or something. It could
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: be useful.
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: Okay, Menace definitely, Sammy crushed it. I would say number
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: one with what with her BB eight And then I
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: would say number two got to be Morgan with the sweatshirt,
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: the Ebrah sweatshirt. It's pretty strong. Number three, I'm liking
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: the Flow Joe, the Flow Joe memorial plaque. Yeah, somebody
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: texted over saying didn't realize that she was dead. It's
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: only ben since nineteen ninety eight. Yeah.
- 1:18:41Speaker 12: Yeah, she famously died of a heart attack at a
- 1:18:43Speaker 12: young age when she's and people are like, oh steroids,
- 1:18:45Speaker 12: steroid story is, but that was not the case.
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: Rest in peace, hence the plaque. You could read all
- 1:18:51Speaker 2: about it in the newspaper article.
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: Thank you, all right, SeaBASS, I will say the what
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: he obviously nailed it with the portable commode, which you've
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: used in the shower or bedside or over your own
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: toilet if you're whatever. But that was just to be
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: a homer for you.
- 1:19:05Speaker 12: Well, it's also the most useful thing here. So I
- 1:19:07Speaker 12: would say MENACE's history. Uh channel game, which I don't
- 1:19:12Speaker 12: even know what it is, God forbid we open it
- 1:19:14Speaker 12: and the rifle through. It could be useful, It could
- 1:19:17Speaker 12: be interesting learn about history and uh then my flow jup.
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: Plaquem Oh you can vote for yourself, thank you. Everything
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: else is garbage, all right, Sammy?
- 1:19:27Speaker 9: Okay.
- 1:19:27Speaker 10: At number three, I have Woody with the toilet seats
- 1:19:31Speaker 10: because I do think it's a pretty great deal for
- 1:19:34Speaker 10: somebody who's in the market for that.
- 1:19:35Speaker 4: If you were to find that there, you would be excited.
- 1:19:37Speaker 3: Oh.
- 1:19:37Speaker 12: By the way, someone said, if you want to use
- 1:19:38Speaker 12: a easy solution for cleanup, just use a liner, use
- 1:19:41Speaker 12: like a.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: Little you know, yep, you could put like a little
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: like like bathroom sized trash liners. Yes, like a little
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: tiny bathroom sized trash can. Then walk and walk that
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: out to your garbage can. But if that's like the
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: rest of my life, I'm.
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: Just like, you know what, pack myself out to the garbage.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: Well, I mean just think about like, uh, you know
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: Genus husband he had that surgery. Yeah, you know, it's
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: difficult to get around, Like there's plenty of not just
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: for sea bats pooping in the shower. If you if
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: I thought for any times I don't want to walk
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: all the way to the bathroom in the middle of
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: the night. Boom right there.
- 1:20:18Speaker 5: I mean we had the toilet railing, there's one step away.
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: They did have a couple of packages of adult diapers. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: unopened obviously, like where did these come from.
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: The bottom and then realized, yeah, I'm not going to
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: use these used.
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: Yeah, it was over there by the shower toilet thing.
- 1:20:38Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:20:38Speaker 10: So okay, so wood are your number three, and then
- 1:20:41Speaker 10: number two I have Menace with the built hat unused
- 1:20:45Speaker 10: for four dollars. I think is obviously a great deal,
- 1:20:48Speaker 10: and he got so many other things on top of that,
- 1:20:50Speaker 10: like the History Channel thing and the mug and the
- 1:20:53Speaker 10: boot like snow white.
- 1:20:54Speaker 5: So my next one goes to Menace, do you And
- 1:20:57Speaker 5: my number one.
- 1:20:58Speaker 10: Is actually Greg with his abstract art thing, because I
- 1:21:02Speaker 10: think that it's so Greg that he found something that
- 1:21:05Speaker 10: he would really enjoy and I would have never guessed
- 1:21:07Speaker 10: it came from Goodwill if.
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: I saw it.
- 1:21:11Speaker 4: House, Yeah you know what it is.
- 1:21:13Speaker 10: I do want to give an honorable mention to Jeff
- 1:21:16Speaker 10: g with the Teddy Bear. I think it's awesome, but
- 1:21:20Speaker 10: I am too grossed out. I would never think it's clean.
- 1:21:22Speaker 10: I wouldn't feel again something like that second hand.
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: And you can't even wash that because it's too big
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: for to put it in any kind of like laundry
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: machine away even if he went to and I got
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: actual laundry mat and you could cram it in one
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: of the big ones, but it's not gonna get You
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: have to take it to like the hotels that have
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: those giant what they used to wash all the sheets.
- 1:21:39Speaker 8: Yeah, they have those big washing machines for like comforters
- 1:21:42Speaker 8: and stuff at the laundromat. That's even yeah, yeah, I'm
- 1:21:46Speaker 8: assperated down with life. Also to get your votes, the
- 1:21:50Speaker 8: Constitution thing is amazing, So that was a bonus gift.
- 1:21:53Speaker 8: That was a bonus gift. But I think that came
- 1:21:55Speaker 8: in third for me. Sea Bass Flow Joe, all right, pe,
- 1:21:58Speaker 8: I love it and it's all obviously homemade, which makes
- 1:22:01Speaker 8: it even better. And I love Morgan's Oprah sweatshirt. I
- 1:22:05Speaker 8: mean you to walk around strong, walk around the streets
- 1:22:07Speaker 8: with Oprah on your face on your belly is amazing.
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: As you pass a lot of places. All right, Morgan,
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: who gets your vote?
- 1:22:13Speaker 9: Okay?
- 1:22:14Speaker 7: My favorite it has got to be the Flow Joe thing,
- 1:22:16Speaker 7: but specifically because it says thanks for the memories at
- 1:22:18Speaker 7: the top, like.
- 1:22:20Speaker 9: Like someone type that out on their computer.
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: Did you give this to like her family?
- 1:22:26Speaker 9: This is clearly someone that's never met her. So that's
- 1:22:28Speaker 9: my number one. My number two is Greg but it's
- 1:22:31Speaker 9: for the dog frame that is so unique to me. Well,
- 1:22:37Speaker 9: my dog's dead, so I don't Okay, you can.
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: Sell the pictures and okay.
- 1:22:41Speaker 7: And then my third is the Teddy Bear. It's a
- 1:22:43Speaker 7: great fine and then six foot am I right, ladies.
- 1:22:46Speaker 9: Yeah, I love it.
- 1:22:48Speaker 6: You can see the photos of everything on our Instagram
- 1:22:51Speaker 6: story at the Woody Show, right.
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, uh, Sammy with the BBA is the
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: best quote value, you know, just because man, those things
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: were so expensive. If there's obviously a market for all
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: that Star Wars stuff, because there's it's such a fandom thing.
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: Right and it's in good shape.
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: Yeah, looks new, right. And then the other two items
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: in no particular order, just because they are to me,
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: that is exactly what thrift stores are supposed to be,
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: to find that kind of random one of one. So
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: whether it was like the Flow Joe thing, but man,
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: your Oprah sweatshirt is hilarious, Like, where did even come from?
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: And then the other one is Greg's dog frame with
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: the dog food the frame, I still find anyone who
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: sells those, right, that's the thing. It's like, that's a
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: one of one. Where the hell did that come from?
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: The custom joint? Custom joint? Yeah, I mean because like, okay,
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: the build hat good value. You paid four bucks for it. It's, however,
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: fifty bucks. Fifty bucks, he said, but like you can
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: you can still find those, like the toilet commotes that
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: you can still find them. Sure, you're gonna pay a
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: lot more for it, but man, if you really wanted
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: that dog food frame, like, where where else would you
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: find that?
- 1:24:01Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: Besides the place, like besides a good will. I thought
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: you would really like the mug though, because oh the
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: mug is hilarious. Yeah, yeah, it's super trashy.
- 1:24:09Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: I saw meme, Yeah, I saw. I saw a couple
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: of things like that was the other thing I sent
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: to you, Jeff, I said, hey, check this thing out.
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: That I found.
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: And the reason I didn't, the reason I didn't buy
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: it was because I'm like, you know, this is for
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: twenty dollars or less. This is kind of something that
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: you would see for sale nineteen ninety five. It was
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: a it was a bong stein. So it's a beer stein,
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: but you can you can like basically beer bong out
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: of it.
- 1:24:33Speaker 11: Nice.
- 1:24:34Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds solid.
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: Yeah, it says a traditional beer stein but also the
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: ultimate beer bong when speed is the goal. You could
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: probably find that at Spencer's. They were selling that where
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: the mugs were mess nine dollars and ninety nine cents
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: there at.
- 1:24:48Speaker 5: The at the good Will just fi in studio, we
- 1:24:50Speaker 5: have a four way tie.
- 1:24:52Speaker 2: Oh really? Oh for the the BB eight.
- 1:24:55Speaker 5: Well forever, I mean in the Yeah, yeah, we got
- 1:24:59Speaker 5: Morgan's Oprah sweatshirt, Sammy's BB eight, Seabass's Flip show, and
- 1:25:04Speaker 5: wood He's everything whatever.
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: Okay whatever. People don't want to crap on Sammy. But
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: BB eight only reacts to the Force Awakens. Oh all
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: the Star Wars movies.
- 1:25:12Speaker 4: I did create the BBA.
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: Eight seven four. What he texts us over to two
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: two nine eight seven more? What he showed now uncomfortable
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: floody show?
- 1:25:26Speaker 3: What is quote popular and huge show?
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:25:32Speaker 9: Morgan cheers and jeers, Okay, cheers to ray j A.
- 1:25:38Speaker 9: This man is unstoppable. He has no shame. He'll do
- 1:25:41Speaker 9: anything for the bag.
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, ray J is the one that had the
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian sex tape. Yeah yeah, but down the career. Yeah,
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: without ray J, we would have never known Kim Kardashian. Thanks,
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: very talented. You watch this live, I know what we're
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: about to share.
- 1:25:55Speaker 7: Yes, I've watched this fight over the weekend against Orlando Brown.
- 1:25:59Speaker 7: I mean, look up on Instagram. It was the funniest
- 1:26:01Speaker 7: fight I think I've ever seen in my life. Like
- 1:26:03Speaker 7: these two men are just wailing at each other, and
- 1:26:05Speaker 7: like just the fact that ray J can go out
- 1:26:07Speaker 7: there a second time and embarrass the crap out of
- 1:26:10Speaker 7: himself and like seemingly not care.
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: Well his first fight, yeah he got knocked down. Yeah,
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: but this fight he won.
- 1:26:17Speaker 7: Right, it was a decision, but at the end he
- 1:26:19Speaker 7: was crying like he was Rocky or something Like. I
- 1:26:22Speaker 7: just I love that he has no shame and he's terrible.
- 1:26:25Speaker 7: So cheers to him.
- 1:26:27Speaker 9: Cheers Greg.
- 1:26:29Speaker 7: Yesterday I tried to vacuum my house, right, my normal
- 1:26:32Speaker 7: Sunday chour clean everything up. I got like halfway through
- 1:26:37Speaker 7: and I'm like, what's this trail of dirt everywhere, Like
- 1:26:40Speaker 7: my vacuum broke, and the whole time I was vacuuming
- 1:26:42Speaker 7: was just you know, spitch, right, So I'm like, do
- 1:26:47Speaker 7: do do?
- 1:26:47Speaker 9: The whole time?
- 1:26:48Speaker 7: Then I'm like, oh, I've made a bigger mess than
- 1:26:50Speaker 7: I thought. And it's a carpet and rug and stuff.
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: Yeah, so how do I clean it up?
- 1:26:54Speaker 2: I don't know vacuum Yeah.
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: So yeah, boring.
- 1:26:56Speaker 9: But jeers to my vacuum breaking.
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: Well, hey, that's a that's a big thing for Greg.
- 1:27:01Speaker 2: I know, I highly recommend the shark. Yeah really yeah, I.
- 1:27:07Speaker 7: Know, And it worked well with my dog's hair and
- 1:27:10Speaker 7: all that, and then now it's deciding to break, Like
- 1:27:12Speaker 7: what the heck?
- 1:27:13Speaker 2: That sucks?
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: Greg Gory cheers and jeers.
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: Well, my cheer is similar to Morgan's, but starting with
- 1:27:18Speaker 2: my cheer and it's kind of a like a braglike
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: Sea Bass cheers to being a good friend. I'm a
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: really good friend and because I often think that I'm not.
- 1:27:27Speaker 2: And we had a friend visit the past few days.
- 1:27:31Speaker 2: Has been staying with us, and went out got her
- 1:27:34Speaker 2: yogurt that she wanted, strawberries that she wanted, the favorite
- 1:27:37Speaker 2: tea that she wanted, and this is and cheers to
- 1:27:39Speaker 2: having good friends, the kind of friend that you see
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: just twice a year and it's no small talk, it's
- 1:27:45Speaker 2: just boom, just normal everyday life, so easy. That is
- 1:27:48Speaker 2: a very underrated feeling to have a good friend in
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: your life that you just hang out, no awkwardness. It
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: was great.
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: I agree with you on that. Now, why would you
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: say that you're a bad friend. You said you would
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: not take.
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: I worry that i'm a bad friend in that I
- 1:28:02Speaker 2: don't call enough, I don't text enough, I don't reach
- 1:28:05Speaker 2: out enough. I'm happy to do stuff when we're together,
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: but I don't really to be honest.
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: There was a buddy of mine. Uh, We're just talking
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: to him the other day, and I hadn't spoken to
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: this guy in like a handful of months at least,
- 1:28:20Speaker 1: and he goes, hey, man, you know, he goes, I'm
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: a bad friend. To go, hey, if you're a bad friend,
- 1:28:24Speaker 1: I'm a bad friend, because like I hadn't reached out
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: to you either. And it's not on purpose, it's just
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: he gets busy. I got busy, and I said, but
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: we're dudes. That's the that's the good thing about being dudes.
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: Dudes can do that. I don't know if it works
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: the same way for women. Like two guys who are
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: friends may not see each other for two years, right
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: the minute they see that person again, they pick up
- 1:28:48Speaker 1: right where they left off. There's not even a conversation
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: about like, well, where have you been last year? No,
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: it's just like, hey, man, so what have you been
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: up to? And they just pick up right where they
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: left off. That's dudes, yeah, and that is underrated. Yeah,
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: so jeers, my vacuum didn't break, but my stupid ass
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: piece of ish power washer mega broke. I A power
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: washer is something you might have, but you use it
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: maybe once a year. Yeah, And I've had this thing
- 1:29:14Speaker 1: for five years, so I've maybe used it five times maybe,
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: and it's already broken. Like I hooked it up and
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: it was like a scene out of a sitcom. I
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: turned it on and it has a trigger to make
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: it work, but it just turned on when I hit
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: the on switch. So the power washer is far away
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: from me. It's spitting around like a toy. I'm like
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: trying to grab it and then I go to use
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: it and it's spurting at the handle. It's spurting where
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: it connects it's spurting everywhere. I think the hose freight
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: or something like that. It is such a piece of garbage.
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: You can just get it like a new hose for it.
- 1:29:50Speaker 2: I got soaking wet. Well, I went the Woody Way
- 1:29:53Speaker 2: and I'm like, f this, and I ordered a new one. Oh, really,
- 1:29:56Speaker 2: like a smaller one. And then I saw an ad
- 1:29:59Speaker 2: of this thing called the hose Hawk and it's just
- 1:30:03Speaker 2: it's supposed to be a power washer that you just
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: attached to your hose.
- 1:30:07Speaker 1: Right, Well, lucky for me.
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: I went on YouTube to see if anybody has used it,
- 1:30:12Speaker 2: and they're like, this is cheap garbage the way, yes,
- 1:30:17Speaker 2: and I thought, oh damn.
- 1:30:18Speaker 1: That he's read this before buying. Yeah, people are killing
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: his say so.
- 1:30:22Speaker 2: Then I just bought a legit one that I think
- 1:30:25Speaker 2: arrives this week.
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: There's I don't why anybody think this hose hawk thing
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: would even work because there's no power.
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: It was very persuasive.
- 1:30:33Speaker 1: Yeah it's eight dollars, but what I'm saying, there's no power.
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: Byd it.
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: It's literally just the powerwasher nozzle, right that's attached to
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: the end of the garden hose. But what makes it
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: work is the compression and the pressurization shot that water.
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: There's nothing to create.
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: That, right, That's what the guy said on the review.
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like any other any other nozzle you
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: could buy just for a garden hose exact. It has
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: one and a half stars on yeah Walmart dot com.
- 1:31:01Speaker 2: But then I was thinking too, with this power washer
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: that broke, I having used it five times, that's basically
- 1:31:07Speaker 2: paying like eighty bucks a year. What a waste.
- 1:31:11Speaker 9: I hate that there's no warranty on those things or anything.
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: If probably long over at this point.
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: You know what I bought? This stuff actually works. I
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: bought it's called Uproot Clean. It's these little like tablets
- 1:31:24Speaker 1: that you put in your washer, Sammy, your clothes washer.
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: So if you've had any kind of like musty smell,
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: or like if you have pets. A lot of times
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: they say like the pet hair and stuff, Yeah, because
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: it gets behind the wash barrel and it kind of
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: collects there and it starts like even if the washer
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: you get those those like tide tabs or those different
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: things you're supposed to put in there afresh. I think
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: is one that you can throw in there. Those don't work, really,
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: I don't think at all. I've tried those and the
- 1:31:52Speaker 1: washing machine still had like kind of a funk to it.
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: I bought these things after, you know, seeing some advertisements
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: for it. I'm like, well, it can't hurt. Purchase them
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: off Amazon.
- 1:32:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:32:03Speaker 1: It says it's the pro whatever, the Uproot clean washing
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: machine Cleaner ultrap Pro. It's what it looks like right there, okay.
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: And it's just a tab you throw it in there
- 1:32:13Speaker 1: like on a hot on a hot wash by itself, yeah,
- 1:32:16Speaker 1: or in like the cleaner the washing machine cleaner cycle thing.
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: And I tell you what an immediate difference. Wow? Really
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: after just one and I had to run a second
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: one because you said that the first time, just run
- 1:32:29Speaker 1: the second one. But then you do it like maybe
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: once or twice a month. It really worked.
- 1:32:34Speaker 9: Okay.
- 1:32:34Speaker 10: And I have another just kind of fun tip for
- 1:32:37Speaker 10: everybody out there with their washers.
- 1:32:40Speaker 9: Tune in after you.
- 1:32:42Speaker 10: When you're done using the washer, leave it open and
- 1:32:44Speaker 10: kind of open the thing too that has the detergent
- 1:32:47Speaker 10: in it, because it can get moldy. You're closing water
- 1:32:50Speaker 10: into the sealed thing. Leave everything open to dry.
- 1:32:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:32:55Speaker 1: Yeah, I was willing to try anything because the washing
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: machine is not that old. I'm like, there's no way
- 1:33:01Speaker 1: this thing is already funky, and you know, yeah, like
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: completely gone. It still works perfectly fine, and we couldn't
- 1:33:07Speaker 1: get rid of this. It almost almost like a like
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: a like the sewer kind of smell, like like like
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: a stinky drain smell pants. Yeah, in that washir Yeah
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: it worked. But just that's the thing and like nothing
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: regular stuff bizarre. Yeah, but they say, especially if you
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: have pets, that's something with the pet hair that just
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: gets like it starts trapping stuff behind that, you know,
- 1:33:33Speaker 1: like the little holes that are inside the wash barrel.
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: The hair gets in there, gets behind there and then
- 1:33:38Speaker 1: traps other stuff and just becomes funk.
- 1:33:41Speaker 5: I never thought about that.
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: Yes, even when your clothes come out, it still had
- 1:33:44Speaker 1: that kind of like like scent to it.
- 1:33:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: Yeah, it worked like microfibers I find them. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 1:33:52Speaker 1: those little tiny hairs that your dogs have, and your
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: dog can smell perfectly normal the minute you get it wet.
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's like if you got like a
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: wool sweater wet. It just stinks feeling you're doing it. Man,
- 1:34:13Speaker 1: I tell you, these squishies need you might have seen.
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: I mean They're everywhere, everywhere, even even stopped at the
- 1:34:23Speaker 1: convenience store on the way in this morning, and they're
- 1:34:26Speaker 1: selling like branded ones, Starbucks ones, Doctor Pepper one's block
- 1:34:34Speaker 1: and it has the Starbucks logo on. Yeah, my daughter
- 1:34:38Speaker 1: is obsessed with it, your stepson is obsessed with it.
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: Random as places there.
- 1:34:44Speaker 2: But you know, isn't there something so wholesome about it
- 1:34:46Speaker 2: that they're so easy to please and this is what
- 1:34:48Speaker 2: they're into.
- 1:34:49Speaker 5: Yeahs, it's just more crap that he's going to forget
- 1:34:52Speaker 5: about that. We'll have a box of that.
- 1:34:54Speaker 1: I don't want to it's for what it is, you know,
- 1:34:58Speaker 1: I can't believe what they're charging because these things are
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: crazy expensive if you can get them. Well, not the
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: bootleg ones, yeah, that the brand name ones n ee
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: d H. If you want to google, you're not familiar
- 1:35:12Speaker 1: what we're talking about. But man, there's a lot of
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: those being confiscated at the airports. Really, Yeah, because you're
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: not allowed.
- 1:35:19Speaker 2: To bring them.
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: Why because they're like, because it's gel and what's the
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: rule of gels? Three point four ounces or less? And
- 1:35:27Speaker 1: so you know, they don't really think about it that way,
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: but that does count.
- 1:35:31Speaker 5: You got so screaming kids at the airport.
- 1:35:33Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: So when they're going through security and they break out
- 1:35:37Speaker 1: the giant brick of butter squishy that's more than three
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: point four ounces, that thing gets taken away.
- 1:35:44Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 1:35:45Speaker 5: Like these needles, they're like thirty bucks apiece if you
- 1:35:48Speaker 5: can get them.
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: Really, Yes, it's crazy. Now they have a bunch of
- 1:35:52Speaker 1: bootleg ones which are exactly the same. Yep. They have
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: a whole table set up at the grocery store, you
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: know where they have all the seasonal crap they'll put
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: you know, all the Easter candy or whatever is the
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: current season stuff boom right there and they have this
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: giant table and it's just filled with these squishy things,
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: and as every parent is in there doing their grocery shopping,
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: all the kids are just gathered around this table. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: they're all about it.
- 1:36:21Speaker 6: So I was listening to an interview with the guy
- 1:36:23Speaker 6: that runs the company for these and they were asked like, hey,
- 1:36:28Speaker 6: are you going to become the next Laboo boo? Are
- 1:36:30Speaker 6: you going to be here today gone tomorrow? They said,
- 1:36:32Speaker 6: we have been around for a while and we are
- 1:36:35Speaker 6: just going to keep things limited and hopefully that will
- 1:36:39Speaker 6: be our longevity versus limited.
- 1:36:41Speaker 1: I'm seeing him everywhere they convenience and it's.
- 1:36:46Speaker 5: To your point. That's exactly what I tell my kid
- 1:36:49Speaker 5: when he's like, oh, could I get another one? Like, oh,
- 1:36:51Speaker 5: just like the Labu boos. Oh, just like the Pokemon cards. Oh,
- 1:36:54Speaker 5: just like he's like, oh, fat.
- 1:36:58Speaker 1: Well, the thing that the booboos had that these don't have.
- 1:37:02Speaker 1: I don't really see any of the blue collar workers
- 1:37:04Speaker 1: carrying around the.
- 1:37:08Speaker 2: Electricians.
- 1:37:10Speaker 1: You can't hang it on your belt, right, that's what
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: they need. They need a little carrying.
- 1:37:15Speaker 5: But don't construction workers get stressed out they need Maybe
- 1:37:18Speaker 5: they do.
- 1:37:19Speaker 1: Oh, here's the board. This is in the same article
- 1:37:22Speaker 1: about how the TSA has taken the squishy toys from
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: the kids. These are some other things that most people
- 1:37:29Speaker 1: don't realize they can't take when you're going through security.
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: Cordless curling irons, those are banned. They got to be
- 1:37:37Speaker 1: in checked baggage. Really, I would have never thought about
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: that because I've never used.
- 1:37:40Speaker 8: A curling iron.
- 1:37:41Speaker 1: I've seen them bowling balls. Again, Oh, I can't bring
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: my bawling ball. I mean, I guess if you're a weapon,
- 1:37:50Speaker 1: a bowler cast iron cookwar can't do that can't have
- 1:37:54Speaker 1: that and you carry on, I guess because you could
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: just you know, smash people with it, corks crews that
- 1:37:59Speaker 1: have a blade obviously. Are you sure that curly iron
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: wasn't the other way around. No, they've got to be
- 1:38:06Speaker 1: in checked baggage because it's probably has a battery, which
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: would be the way around. Oh wait yeah, right, banned
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: in checked baggage. Yeah, that's on the team.
- 1:38:15Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:38:15Speaker 2: Oh so not bring them at all.
- 1:38:17Speaker 1: Yeah, you can carry it on, you can't car You
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: can carry it because of the battery.
- 1:38:22Speaker 5: Can be unattended under that, right.
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: It's kind of how now the lot of the airlines
- 1:38:26Speaker 1: have the policies. If you have a core cordless, if
- 1:38:29Speaker 1: you have like one of those battery bricks, like, it
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: has to be out invisible. You can't just have it
- 1:38:34Speaker 1: in your bag. They've gotten crazy about that lately.
- 1:38:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: Well fires and stuff, Well people buy the cheap ones. Yeah,
- 1:38:40Speaker 1: they catch on fire. Greg. Electronic cigarettes and vaping device devices,
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: those also have to be on your person. They can't
- 1:38:48Speaker 1: be in checked bag and you can sneak them.
- 1:38:50Speaker 2: D Yeah, exactly how you're supposed to vape on the
- 1:38:52Speaker 2: plane if you don't have it with you further.
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: Here here's what I would have never thought of. You
- 1:38:59Speaker 1: can't bring on a plane a foam toy sword. Oh,
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: interesting foam swords because people might because you would you
- 1:39:07Speaker 1: could use that to intimidate the phone. Foam sword, I
- 1:39:11Speaker 1: want the.
- 1:39:12Speaker 10: Foam one's still plastic on the inside, like they're hard
- 1:39:15Speaker 10: and it's foam around it.
- 1:39:17Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know enough about foam toy swords.
- 1:39:20Speaker 1: It just says you can't bring a foam toy sword, Oh,
- 1:39:25Speaker 1: because they treat.
- 1:39:26Speaker 5: It, says security officers treat item replicas that look like
- 1:39:29Speaker 5: weapons as security threats.
- 1:39:31Speaker 1: Yeah, a foam sword, any kind of gel type, candle,
- 1:39:36Speaker 1: Samsung Galaxy Note seven, phones, bands and carry ons and
- 1:39:40Speaker 1: check the luggage. So how you supposed to what your
- 1:39:42Speaker 1: is this?
- 1:39:43Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:39:44Speaker 6: Yeah, I uh got denied to get onto an airplane
- 1:39:48Speaker 6: because I had a skateboard with me.
- 1:39:50Speaker 1: But I was also drunk, so I don't know. But
- 1:39:54Speaker 1: they said they blamed it on the skateboard, like I
- 1:39:56Speaker 1: flew to to the San Diego airport with it. Yeah
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: on carry on, But when I try to leave, I
- 1:40:03Speaker 1: kind of support that because adult men shouldn't be walking
- 1:40:05Speaker 1: around on the skateboards. No, I wasn't specially man. I
- 1:40:07Speaker 1: was probably like maybe twenty years old. That's not an
- 1:40:11Speaker 1: adult man. You're right, an adult I wasn't. That's a
- 1:40:18Speaker 1: loser move.
- 1:40:19Speaker 2: Yeah. Also say that a guitar could be a weapon.
- 1:40:22Speaker 1: I mean, so that's the other one.
- 1:40:25Speaker 2: Man.
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: Every time there's a person who tries to bring their
- 1:40:28Speaker 1: guitar on board, I don't care if I understand why.
- 1:40:31Speaker 1: I've seen plenty of the videos where you know, if
- 1:40:33Speaker 1: they check it, it's getting thrown around and things like that,
- 1:40:36Speaker 1: So I get it. But when you try to, I've
- 1:40:38Speaker 1: never once. Every time I've seen a person bring one
- 1:40:41Speaker 1: on board, it's never an easy process. It's always holding
- 1:40:44Speaker 1: the plane up totally because you can't get it in
- 1:40:46Speaker 1: the overhead bin. It's club they got like where do
- 1:40:49Speaker 1: you sit that? Because now they're trying to figure out
- 1:40:51Speaker 1: where it's going to go.
- 1:40:52Speaker 5: Goes up front in the closet, they're.
- 1:40:55Speaker 1: Trying to talk to the person that checking it. The
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: person's down arguing with them as to why they can't
- 1:40:59Speaker 1: check it or they're not going to check it. It's
- 1:41:01Speaker 1: never a smooth process.
- 1:41:03Speaker 12: It's going to eat up a full bin even if
- 1:41:05Speaker 12: it does fit, so it shouldn't be allowed to begin with.
- 1:41:08Speaker 1: But then how do you travel with it? You get
- 1:41:10Speaker 1: get a trouble case. Oh yeah, like a hard sided. Yeah,
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: you're right, because a lot of times it's just the
- 1:41:14Speaker 1: people that have like that soft sided, these losers, like
- 1:41:17Speaker 1: a Duffel. Basically, you see famous people, you know, travel
- 1:41:21Speaker 1: and coach that are professional musicians.
- 1:41:24Speaker 2: They never have anything with them.
- 1:41:26Speaker 1: Ethan Hawk pick up his guitar. Really in New York?
- 1:41:30Speaker 2: Wow, no screwdrivers longer than seven inches? And then no
- 1:41:34Speaker 2: snow globes.
- 1:41:35Speaker 5: Oh no, well it does have more than three point
- 1:41:38Speaker 5: four innces of water in it.
- 1:41:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:41:42Speaker 6: When I was in Switzerland, I wanted to buy you
- 1:41:44Speaker 6: the the army knives that they had there. They were
- 1:41:47Speaker 6: just selling in the airport. But I was just afraid
- 1:41:50Speaker 6: that I was going to get stopped.
- 1:41:52Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if it's put in the check bag, you can,
- 1:41:54Speaker 1: you can do that.
- 1:41:55Speaker 2: Well, so much for your cast iron skill it, but
- 1:41:59Speaker 2: it's snow globe. That's something you would actually travel with.
- 1:42:02Speaker 5: That's where you get.
- 1:42:03Speaker 1: Yeah, but dude, kids throwing hissy fits over there, they're
- 1:42:07Speaker 1: squishies getting confiscated. Take them back to twenty seventeen fidget spinners. Yeah,
- 1:42:13Speaker 1: remember those, Remember that stupid thing that every kid need those.
- 1:42:16Speaker 5: It's so crazy, you know how we say today, like
- 1:42:18Speaker 5: why does everyone carry water bottles? We didn't have water
- 1:42:21Speaker 5: fidget spinners? You know what they did when you started fidgeting,
- 1:42:23Speaker 5: They told you to cut it out, stop fidgeting.
- 1:42:26Speaker 1: Yeaheah.
- 1:42:26Speaker 5: It wasn't like let's give them something to fidget.
- 1:42:28Speaker 1: Oh it. There are whole sections in the back to
- 1:42:31Speaker 1: school section with the pens and the pencils and the
- 1:42:33Speaker 1: folders and the backpacks and everything else. Fidget toys for
- 1:42:36Speaker 1: kids to bring to school.
- 1:42:37Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely not.
- 1:42:39Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:42:39Speaker 5: Can you imagine a teacher.
- 1:42:40Speaker 2: Being there's like a cube that has like a button
- 1:42:42Speaker 2: on one side, a little like dial on the other side.
- 1:42:45Speaker 5: Light switch on one side.
- 1:42:46Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and like this is what your kids are
- 1:42:48Speaker 1: supposed to bring the school.
- 1:42:50Speaker 5: You just have to stop fidgeting.
- 1:42:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:42:52Speaker 1: It's like the South mids of south Park episode, like
- 1:42:55Speaker 1: you know, maybe they talked about eighty HD sit down,
- 1:42:59Speaker 1: this maximum shut up.
- 1:43:01Speaker 4: Yeah that works.
- 1:43:04Speaker 1: Yeah, I forget what was going on that South Park episode.
- 1:43:07Speaker 1: But it's like, how like our kids never had eighty eight.
- 1:43:10Speaker 1: There's no ADHD, just.
- 1:43:12Speaker 5: Knock it off.
- 1:43:13Speaker 1: Yeah, you just got your ass kicked. It was being normal. Yeah,
- 1:43:15Speaker 1: you got spanked. A couple of lawsuits in the news.
- 1:43:25Speaker 1: You got this homeless guy in Oregon. He is suing
- 1:43:29Speaker 1: a business owner for ten million dollars. All right, ten
- 1:43:34Speaker 1: million dollars.
- 1:43:37Speaker 2: Why why Well the business owner shot him? Oh okay,
- 1:43:43Speaker 2: why why he broke into the business?
- 1:43:45Speaker 5: Okay, I'm back on.
- 1:43:46Speaker 1: The guy was in there, now, Craig, how could that
- 1:43:50Speaker 1: have been avoided?
- 1:43:51Speaker 10: I don't know.
- 1:43:51Speaker 2: If you can't avoid breaking into a store, only there
- 1:43:55Speaker 2: was a way, I don't think.
- 1:43:57Speaker 3: So.
- 1:43:57Speaker 1: Here's the dude who put the new hole in the
- 1:44:00Speaker 1: the A hole. Put a hole in the A hole.
- 1:44:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:44:03Speaker 11: When he picked up the bolt cutter and has raised
- 1:44:06Speaker 11: it and was starting to come at me, I was lucky.
- 1:44:08Speaker 11: I could run about fifteen feet grab my gun. I
- 1:44:11Speaker 11: told him to get on the ground that I finally
- 1:44:13Speaker 11: had to shoot good.
- 1:44:15Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why they say, if so, you better kill him. Yeah,
- 1:44:19Speaker 1: you're gonna have a lot of problems. They'll turn around
- 1:44:22Speaker 1: and see you what a dumb world.
- 1:44:26Speaker 6: God.
- 1:44:26Speaker 1: And I've never I've never felt this down on the
- 1:44:30Speaker 1: world before.
- 1:44:32Speaker 2: Really.
- 1:44:32Speaker 1: Yeah, there's always been like times where you know, you're like, oh, yeah,
- 1:44:35Speaker 1: that's just kind of this, or there's been little things
- 1:44:38Speaker 1: here or there, but just overall, like what a garbage world.
- 1:44:40Speaker 5: Do you think it's getting worse, You're just no, I
- 1:44:43Speaker 5: think it's.
- 1:44:43Speaker 1: Definitely gotten worse because there's been more and more instances
- 1:44:46Speaker 1: of just like how everything is just kind of devolved, right,
- 1:44:51Speaker 1: people things like I don't know.
- 1:44:53Speaker 5: Well, everything's so backward.
- 1:44:54Speaker 6: Yeah, but if you just that's your whole feed, that's
- 1:44:57Speaker 6: your whole television, that's your whole social media, that's all
- 1:44:59Speaker 6: you getting fed because they figured it out. Negative gets
- 1:45:03Speaker 6: a bigger reaction than positive. But if you actually go
- 1:45:06Speaker 6: out and go to like events where people are enjoying themselves,
- 1:45:10Speaker 6: you can tell. Yeah, you can tell the world's not
- 1:45:13Speaker 6: that bad. Yeah, But it's all the stuff as what
- 1:45:16Speaker 6: the internet and television is done.
- 1:45:17Speaker 1: It's all the stuff that you have to deal with
- 1:45:21Speaker 1: in the world, you know what I mean, Like when
- 1:45:23Speaker 1: you know you have a conference like now, we can't
- 1:45:25Speaker 1: do that because and it's always some stupid like there's
- 1:45:27Speaker 1: some dumb reason that we have now, or like you
- 1:45:30Speaker 1: can't Oh, somebody was asking me, there's a guy. There's
- 1:45:34Speaker 1: a guy that we all know, and uh, someone was
- 1:45:37Speaker 1: asking me like, oh, hey, so we're looking, uh, we're
- 1:45:40Speaker 1: looking at this person for a position, and I know
- 1:45:43Speaker 1: that I can't say anything. I got to keep my
- 1:45:45Speaker 1: mouth shut because like the law is like if I said, oh, yeah,
- 1:45:51Speaker 1: that person sucks, you shouldn't you shouldn't hire them. That
- 1:45:55Speaker 1: that could legally I could be in trouble.
- 1:45:57Speaker 5: Good.
- 1:45:58Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, so all got to say is like, oh, no,
- 1:46:01Speaker 1: I worked with that person from this date to this day.
- 1:46:03Speaker 1: They exist, Yeah, I didn't ye references.
- 1:46:08Speaker 4: Isn't that the whole point of that.
- 1:46:09Speaker 5: Well, references are mostly confirming there and when what years
- 1:46:14Speaker 5: they worked there?
- 1:46:15Speaker 1: Yeah, Like a personal reference doesn't really exist anymore because
- 1:46:18Speaker 1: unless you're going to say something positive, you can't say
- 1:46:21Speaker 1: now there is there is some kind of line between
- 1:46:24Speaker 1: how the relationship was, like did you work for this person?
- 1:46:29Speaker 1: Did that person work for you? Were you just co workers?
- 1:46:33Speaker 1: Because if you're just co workers, that's different than you
- 1:46:36Speaker 1: were there?
- 1:46:38Speaker 2: Correct.
- 1:46:39Speaker 5: But I do know for a fact that people will
- 1:46:42Speaker 5: call around and ask for references. Somebody that you all know,
- 1:46:45Speaker 5: when I was getting hired on their morning show, he
- 1:46:47Speaker 5: called around everyone I'd ever worked with and asked if.
- 1:46:50Speaker 3: I was a c.
- 1:46:52Speaker 1: Yeah, they said, no, oh I think I know who
- 1:46:55Speaker 1: that person. I think you do do yeah? Yeah, but yeah,
- 1:46:59Speaker 1: you can definitely get in a large trouble for that.
- 1:47:01Speaker 1: But the unspoken thing is, oh I worked with that person.
- 1:47:04Speaker 1: You just say yeah, and that says it all. Yeah, right,
- 1:47:08Speaker 1: what's the point. See, two people decide to file another
- 1:47:12Speaker 1: dumb lawsuit against Mercedes. Now this is a first world problem, guys.
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: According to the suit, the Mercedes AMG car got so
- 1:47:19Speaker 1: hot in the sun that these two drivers got second
- 1:47:23Speaker 1: degree burns from the AMG logo on the driver's seat.
- 1:47:27Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 1:47:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:47:30Speaker 1: So the suit argues that the front seats of the
- 1:47:32Speaker 1: AMG model all have this designed defect, this design defect
- 1:47:36Speaker 1: where it's a raised metal logoo that is on the
- 1:47:41Speaker 1: seat and it comes in contact with the driver's upper back,
- 1:47:43Speaker 1: neck or shoulder area. And they're asking Mercedes to pay
- 1:47:47Speaker 1: for their medical expenses, pain and suffering emotional distress, as
- 1:47:52Speaker 1: well as pay for other owners to have the logo
- 1:47:55Speaker 1: removed from the seat. I get that, Yeah, I mean.
- 1:48:00Speaker 2: Sure sounds like a design flow. But also you were
- 1:48:03Speaker 2: parked in the blazing sun. Yeah, but like everybody's grabbed
- 1:48:06Speaker 2: the seat belt. Yeah, you know, you get in the
- 1:48:09Speaker 2: car and grab the seat itself.
- 1:48:11Speaker 1: Yeah, super super hot. But yeah, they're they're suing Mercedes.
- 1:48:16Speaker 2: The other thing you're talking about the garbage world that
- 1:48:20Speaker 2: we live in now. I get that angry when I
- 1:48:23Speaker 2: check into a hotel and it's like ten minutes before
- 1:48:25Speaker 2: checking time, the room's ready, they won't give it to you.
- 1:48:28Speaker 2: Oh on, like the world sucks enough, wait for it.
- 1:48:32Speaker 1: Menace, who has the worst luck when it comes to
- 1:48:35Speaker 1: hotel rooms and rental cars, that'd be woody travel with him, dude.
- 1:48:40Speaker 6: The rental car is never there, No room is never ready,
- 1:48:44Speaker 6: or we go to the we go to the rental
- 1:48:46Speaker 6: cars spot and there's zero cars.
- 1:48:49Speaker 1: Yeah. If I'm not I give everything. I'll get a
- 1:48:55Speaker 1: rental car for a dollar. So Jeff g just witnessed this.
- 1:48:59Speaker 1: Really went to Cleveland for that convention. We got there
- 1:49:03Speaker 1: thirty minutes after checking time, the guarantee check in time.
- 1:49:07Speaker 1: Guess whose room was not ready?
- 1:49:09Speaker 2: My room?
- 1:49:09Speaker 1: Oh wow? Everybody else who was checking in their rooms ready,
- 1:49:12Speaker 1: their rooms ready, their rooms ready?
- 1:49:14Speaker 2: My room?
- 1:49:14Speaker 1: For whatever reason? I could you get some kind of
- 1:49:16Speaker 1: special crazy room. He's like, no, wow, I'm the only
- 1:49:19Speaker 1: one who had a room. It was after checking time.
- 1:49:22Speaker 8: There was probably at least an hour until you got
- 1:49:24Speaker 8: it after that, right, because we said we stood there
- 1:49:26Speaker 8: waiting for the guy to try to figure it out, for.
- 1:49:28Speaker 1: The calling housekeeping to find out how much longer it
- 1:49:31Speaker 1: was gonna be, Like, dude, it's four forty five.
- 1:49:34Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, checking time is now like four pm.
- 1:49:37Speaker 5: Yeah, and you'll just stand there and mean mug as
- 1:49:39Speaker 5: you should.
- 1:49:40Speaker 1: I stood there.
- 1:49:41Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:49:42Speaker 1: This guy, this guy, this guy was being helpful.
- 1:49:44Speaker 8: He was actually pretty nice. Yeah, you gave him some discounts.
- 1:49:48Speaker 8: I tried to get a bottle of patrol.
- 1:49:49Speaker 1: But you wait, wasted a perfectly good opportunity to go
- 1:49:54Speaker 1: walk around Cleveland.
- 1:49:55Speaker 8: Yeah, the gift of the that's why.
- 1:50:00Speaker 2: We needed the patrol.
- 1:50:01Speaker 1: Yeah or just yeah yeah, Cleveland Place didn't have free
- 1:50:06Speaker 1: cookies at the desk. No, it was a Hilton. Oh
- 1:50:09Speaker 1: that's your problem. That's why you need to go to
- 1:50:10Speaker 1: Marriott Bomboid.
- 1:50:11Speaker 2: Not it could be.
- 1:50:13Speaker 1: It was the convention hotel. So it was just convenient
- 1:50:16Speaker 1: to stay checked at eight am and checked out at
- 1:50:18Speaker 1: four pm the next day, like you get like thirty
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- 1:51:05Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
- 1:51:08Speaker 2: Yeah. The best hotel towels are the ones that are
- 1:51:11Speaker 2: so soft, so cozy that you can barely close your suitcase. Yeah,
- 1:51:18Speaker 2: those are nice.
- 1:51:19Speaker 1: I haven't heard about it for a while. They still
- 1:51:20Speaker 1: putting the tags in like the robes and in some
- 1:51:24Speaker 1: of the towels. They started to do that for a while.
- 1:51:27Speaker 1: When people are you know, walking off.
- 1:51:29Speaker 2: Really I thought it was just if it's gone, you
- 1:51:31Speaker 2: get charged.
- 1:51:32Speaker 1: Yeah. Well they tried the tags and there might have
- 1:51:34Speaker 1: been some legal challenges TODA like a you're tracking us,
- 1:51:37Speaker 1: but not if you're not stealing the towels should be
- 1:51:41Speaker 1: in the hotel room, right, all right, Thank you very much,
- 1:51:43Speaker 1: Greg Gory, Thank you so much for starting your week
- 1:51:46Speaker 1: with The Woodes Show this morning. You know we love it,
- 1:51:48Speaker 1: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could
- 1:51:50Speaker 1: suck it. Catch you back here on Tuesday. Have a
- 1:51:52Speaker 1: great day. SMD double M. Quit this bitch,