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Don't invite us to your wedding unless you want us to be there · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Richie.
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  Speaker 3: Go!
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  Speaker 1: What's crackin' like?
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  Speaker 4: And this is the big boss dog, Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 1: Bang, boom, what you gonna do? John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about Ren 1010. We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 2: It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: The classy, sassy, big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. In your
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  Speaker 1: face to me and in the place to be. And
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 1: Rich, today is National what? It is National Teddy Bear Day. Aww.
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  Speaker 1: It is National Wiener Day.
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  Speaker 4: Schnitzel day yum yum I said yum before schnitzel.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah it's also steak a pivile day I don't know
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  Speaker 5: if I'm saying that right in French but it's that
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  Speaker 5: day and actually I don't even know what this is
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  Speaker 5: but maybe you guys have heard of it it's international Sudoku.
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  Speaker 1: Day oh the game Sudoku it is the game but
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  Speaker 1: what exactly is that you probably get to play I said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's like a puzzle. It's like a word puzzle. I've
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  Speaker 1: seen the books. I've seen the little magazines.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it is numbers.
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  Speaker 2: It is numbers.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's numbers. Yeah, I was thinking crossword puzzles.
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  Speaker 1: Smart people. Smart people puzzle day. Peyton, what's going on?
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  Speaker 4: We have a couple calls online that Peyton said there's
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  Speaker 4: something really interesting about them.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I was like scrolling on our Instagram and
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  Speaker 6: looking through our DMs and we got two DMs back
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  Speaker 6: to back. And as I was looking at them, I
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  Speaker 6: was like, wait, are these two connected? And then I
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  Speaker 6: realized that they're not.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a coincidence. They're not connected, but we have
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  Speaker 1: them on the phone. Let's see. Sierra. Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: So Peyton said you DM'd us, but so far Kyle, Rich,
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  Speaker 4: and I don't know what the DM is about.
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  Speaker 1: So welcome to the program. How can we help you?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: I reached out because my fiance has been such a
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  Speaker 3: loyal listener for years and we're actually getting married next month.
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  Speaker 3: So I thought it'd be an awesome surprise to give
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  Speaker 3: him a shout out on the radio since he has
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  Speaker 3: no idea I'm calling.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, how fun. Congratulations on your upcoming wedding.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: What's his name?
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  Speaker 2: His name is Vince.
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  Speaker 3: He's actually been on your show once before a long
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  Speaker 3: time ago.
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  Speaker 1: Tell us why. Why was he on the show?
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  Speaker 3: You know what? I don't remember. He calls me every
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  Speaker 3: day to give me updates of what you guys talk about.
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  Speaker 3: When he called me this morning, I can hear you
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  Speaker 3: guys in the background. I was like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 3: he is going to hear me live.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, no big deal.
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  Speaker 5: I was calling in for the segment, who's got a
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  Speaker 5: secret family in at least three other countries.
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  Speaker 3: War of the Roses, who knows?
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  Speaker 1: That's cool. Okay, well, shout out, Vince. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're super, you know, excited. He was excited about
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  Speaker 3: Peyton's wedding. And then, you know, when we were talking
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  Speaker 3: about ours, and he was like, oh, my God. So,
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  Speaker 3: you know, he means so much to me, and he's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: So any little thing I can do is that he
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  Speaker 3: feels involved in the process.
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  Speaker 1: You're so sweet. You guys are going to be fine. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: do me a favor. Hold on, okay? Hold on for
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  Speaker 1: a second. Hold on a second. Lincoln. Yes, I'm here. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? You're on the air. How can we help you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, so here's what's going on. My fiancée, Elizabeth... is
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  Speaker 2: your biggest fan of the show. She loves your show.
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  Speaker 2: And she has listened to you guys for years. You
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  Speaker 2: guys have helped her through some of the toughest times.
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  Speaker 2: She calls you her family. And she's dying. She has
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  Speaker 2: literally told me about every one of you. And one
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  Speaker 2: thing that she wants so much is she was hoping
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  Speaker 2: that you guys would come to our wedding December 19th.
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  Speaker 2: She was incredibly happy for it.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, hold on a second. Hold on for one second.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on for one second. Hey, Sierra.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: We just talked to Lincoln. He's inviting us to his wedding.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't invite us to your wedding.
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  Speaker 3: Well, in the DM, you're invited to the wedding, too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, in the DM? What did you just say? Now
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  Speaker 1: I got to see the DM. I don't believe you.
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  Speaker 1: It's because you.
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  Speaker 6: Guys didn't see it.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't mean it didn't happen.
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  Speaker 6: Can't confirm.
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  Speaker 1: Sierra did invite us to the wedding.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really? She did?
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  Speaker 1: I was about to say. She did invite us. Lincoln
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  Speaker 1: invited us. Have you picked out the food yet? What
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  Speaker 1: kind of food you got?
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a tri-tip with a demi-glaze and a chicken marsala.
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  Speaker 3: We have a few artists there. And live music for
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  Speaker 3: ceremony and cocktail hour.
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  Speaker 1: What's the dress? I can't tell you if he's listening.
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  Speaker 1: I probably know him. You can't tell us the dress?
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  Speaker 1: She's talking about the dress code. Are you talking about
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  Speaker 1: the dress code?
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking of my wedding dress.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I want to know, like, is it
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  Speaker 1: black tie or is it, like, casual, like, jeans?
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  Speaker 3: It's dark and moody formal attire.
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  Speaker 1: Dark and moody. Dark and moody. And who's the band?
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  Speaker 1: I probably know them.
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  Speaker 3: He is a guitarist that was on The Voice, Nelson Cade.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but that sounds amazing. Where is the wedding?
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  Speaker 1: What city are you in?
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  Speaker 3: Pomona, California. So we actually live in Arizona, but my
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  Speaker 3: family's in California. So my grandma's getting older. And so
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  Speaker 3: we kind of had to rush our date.
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  Speaker 1: That's different.
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  Speaker 4: Grandmas usually don't get older.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, Sierra. Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Lincoln.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of food you got at your wedding?
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  Speaker 2: We have Italian food.
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  Speaker 1: That's all you had to say. Ooh. What about the dress?
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  Speaker 1: Is there a theme to your wedding?
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  Speaker 2: So there is no theme. So I want to let
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  Speaker 2: you guys, I'm a pro wrestler out here in Arizona.
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  Speaker 2: She's always supported me in every one of my shows.
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  Speaker 2: And I wanted to do one thing. And that was
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  Speaker 2: to get her on the phone with you guys to
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  Speaker 2: tell her if it's okay. If that's okay on your side,
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  Speaker 2: she is going to go ballistic if she hears your voice.
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  Speaker 1: Like literally. Oh, you want us to call her?
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  Speaker 2: Would you be able to if you guys are going
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  Speaker 2: to go? Well, where's the wedding? The wedding is in Mesa,
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  Speaker 2: Arizona at Garden Tuscana on Mesa.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Mesa.
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  Speaker 2: That's... December 19th.
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  Speaker 1: That's far. No, it's not. Yeah, but it's a time trip. No,
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  Speaker 1: it is. That is 20 miles away.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's closer than Pomona, California. It's closer.
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  Speaker 5: It's too limiting.
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  Speaker 2: It's too limiting.
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  Speaker 1: What is it? December 19th, you said? December 19th?
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  Speaker 2: December 19th, yes.
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  Speaker 4: I tell you what, why don't we all check? And
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  Speaker 4: if we're available, I think it'd be fun to go.
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  Speaker 4: I think it'd be fun to go. I think it'd
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  Speaker 4: be fun to go. We haven't done that in a
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  Speaker 4: long time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh. That was phenomenal, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I do love a good wedding. Yeah. All right. What
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  Speaker 1: about the band? Is it a band? We don't have
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  Speaker 1: a band.
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  Speaker 3: We have a DJ.
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  Speaker 2: It's a Middle Eastern Assyrian wedding, half and half Mexican.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dude.
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  Speaker 4: That's going to go off. I ate at a Middle
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  Speaker 4: Eastern Mexican restaurant last week. It was so good.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even know there was one existing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's in San Diego.
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember the name of it, but it was
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  Speaker 4: like you got carne asada, then you got that, the rice,
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  Speaker 4: the Middle Eastern rice.
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  Speaker 1: It was phenomenal. I'm in.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: You can't say that unless you mean it.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on. Hold on.
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  Speaker 4: Is the food going to be stations like a buffet
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  Speaker 4: or is it going to be brought to you?
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  Speaker 1: Brought to you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: I know you wouldn't want to move off.
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  Speaker 2: The table, John. It'll come to.
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  Speaker 1: You, my man.
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  Speaker 3: I like this.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on a line. Hold on a line. Sierra, what's
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  Speaker 1: the date of your wedding?
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  Speaker 2: 10-24-26.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, October.
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  Speaker 2: It's Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. We'll commit further out, but we will commit sooner up.
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  Speaker 1: Let's regroup. We're going to regroup, and we're looking. If
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  Speaker 1: you're serious, we'll respond to you. Okay, we'll let you know.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see if we're all in town.
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  Speaker 4: No, we're serious.
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  Speaker 3: We're serious, so you let me know.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Thank you, Sierra.
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  Speaker 5: If anybody else wants to invite us to your wedding,
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  Speaker 5: we didn't know what kind of food you're.
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  Speaker 1: Going to have.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And if it's buffet. Hey, Lincoln, thanks for the invite.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to regroup and see if we could all
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  Speaker 4: be available on that day, December 19th. That's very cool.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for the invite.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, brother. That is so nice. People are so nice, right?
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  Speaker 2: They are.
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  Speaker 1: They're so nice. That'd be so much fun.