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🚨 BAMA vs. OU, Tech’s Revenge & Sicko Picks of the Week | Week 12 LOCKS Show 🔒 (S4//E33) · Cocaine Willie

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  Do you actually have to be on cocaine to be in this park?
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  There. Oh, there we go.
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  What's up everybody? You are listening to yet another
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  edition of Cocaine Willie, the official K State representative
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  on the college huddle. I am your commissioner, Bob
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  Trollsby, and I am on my own tonight.
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  We're going to be doing our locks pod, three separate
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  videos, 3 separate uploads, and we'll stitch those all together.
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  But before we get into the episode, this beer crack is
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  And that's going to do it for the ad read.
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  But last week was a bloodbath for locks.
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  I did not record locks last week.
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  None of us did. We forgot to do week 11.
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  The week just kind of caught up to me.
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  As you can see, I'm in a different location recording
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  this right now. I no longer have my office.
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  It's gone, it's demolitioned, it's gone.
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  We are in the middle of a basement renovation here at the
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  Trollsby House. So I am in a different location.
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  Things have kind of caught up to me in that regard.
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  So I wasn't on the pod earlier this week, wasn't on the pod.
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  We didn't do a locks episode last week, but here we are.
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  We're doing it now. And with that, I'm realizing I
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  don't have my bag. My bag is in my attic somewhere
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  in my garage. So I might have to just
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  improvise here. I might have to wear a
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  pillowcase over my head. I guess that might be the best,
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  next best thing to. But then I can't see my pics.
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  But you know what? We'll figure it out.
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  We'll figure it out. I guess.
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  I don't know. Maybe that's not going to work
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  after all. I don't know.
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  I'm going to look stupid anyway. I'm going to do this.
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  I'm going to do this. OK, All right.
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  I'm kind of I'm wearing as close to a bag as I can.
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  I went Oh and five. I went O and five in week 10.
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  It was a horrible week for me. I'm the bag boy.
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  That brings me to 24 and 26 overall on the season.
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  Matt went two and three, which is still not good, but he had
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  the winning week because it was a bloodbath for all of us.
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  He is 31 and 19 overall. And then Chef, poor Chef, also
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  had a one in four week. He's at 20 and 30 overall.
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  I'm not even going to go through the results they were two weeks
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  ago. But let me get my picks and I'll
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  get you the other guys picks here once they get their stuff
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  uploaded. But we'll start the Big 12.
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  Texas Tech. I've got the -23 1/2 points
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  versus the UCF Knights. Texas Tech is just good.
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  I mean, they're a wagon. They're not going to lose.
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  They're not going to lose the rest of the way.
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  There's just no way that they're going to lose the rest of the
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  way. So give me the Red Raiders -23
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  1/2 versus Scott Frost, UCF, Knights, Utah.
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  I've got -7 1/2 on the road at Baylor.
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  Utah Also very good football team.
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  It's going to be hard to top Utah next week for the Cats I
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  think as well, especially a night game more than likely in
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  Salt Lake City against the utes. So give me the utes on the road
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  at Baylor, BYU -4 1/2 versus the TCU Horned Frogs.
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  Who this the, the, the Frogs looked really bad last week
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  against a reeling Iowa State team.
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  So I'm going to take BYU to ride.
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  I'm I'm a little surprised this line is as short as it is
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  because BYU is just really good and they're at home.
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  So yeah, give me, give me the Kooks national game.
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  I'm going to go with the Alabama Crimson Tide -5 1/2 points
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  versus the Oklahoma Sooners. Come on.
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  I mean, call me a Homer. I don't like OUI don't think
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  they're very good. I don't think they're.
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  I think they're the most overrated team in the country.
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  Maybe. Bama, on the other hand, pretty,
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  pretty decent. Ty Simpson's been the talk of
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  the town for a while now. So yeah, give me Bama and then
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  my sicko game. I don't really have any
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  justification for this other than Sam Houston State sucks and
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  I like the name of Delaware's quarterback.
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  Delaware's quarterback. His last name is Mini Coochie.
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  Just a great name for a quarterback.
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  Delaware, give me the Blue hens -8 1/2 at Sam Houston State.
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  All right, I'm taking off my pillowcase.
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  Not a bag, but close enough and I think that's going to do it
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  for me. But before I get out of here, I
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  guess one more shout out to Auntie Maze.
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  Check them out. 616 N 12th St. in the heart of Aggieville.
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  Let's ride koozies. You can get those at the bar.
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  Just tell your bartender you want one of those koozies.
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  And yeah, be sure to tell them Cocaine Willy sent you.
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  That's going to do it for us tonight.
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  Yeah, I'll get out of here. I'll throw it over to Chef and
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  to Matt. Hope you have a great rest of
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  your week. Rest of your day.
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  Go cats. Hey, what's up everybody?
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  It's Fireball Matt here providing you with my locks for
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  this upcoming college football weekend.
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  An interesting one in the Big 12, that's for sure.
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  A few kind of interesting games, maybe others not so much, but
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  nationally we have some good rank games as well.
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  I want to start with the Big 12 and go ahead.
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  I'm going to go and start with Utah covering 7 1/2 going on the
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  road to Waco. I don't necessarily think this
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  Baylor team is very good right now.
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  I think Utah is kind of, you know, I'm up and up a little
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  bit. You know, I think they have the
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  understanding now. They could potentially went out
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  and, you know, maybe make the Big 12 title game, maybe make it
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  to the College Football Playoff. They know how big a game like
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  this on the road is going to be. So I'm going to take Utah to
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  cover a 7 1/2 point favoritism on the road.
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  My next one's going to be BYU. They are hosting TCU in Provo
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  this weekend. BYU is a 4 1/2 point favorite.
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  I like BYU in this game to cover 4 1/2.
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  I think TCU, you know, didn't look great last week and I'll be
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  at BYU also didn't look great. But I think BYU kind of went on
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  the road to a juggernaut and Texas Tech and you know, Texas
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  Tech's going to look make a lot of teams look terrible.
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  So I'm going to have BYU and Bear Bachmeier beating up on TCU
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  this weekend, covering 4 1/2. And then the last game,
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  Cincinnati hosting Arizona at Nippert Stadium. 6 Cincinnati's
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  a 6 1/2 point favorite against Arizona.
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  I think 6 Cincinnati covers the 6 1/2 and beats the Arizona
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  Wildcats on Saturday, my national game of the week.
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  Again, there's some really good fun rank match ups.
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  I'm going to take one in the SEC.
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  Alabama's hosting Oklahoma, Alabama's a 5 1/2 point favorite
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  against Oklahoma. I think Alabama looks really
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  good right now. You know, Ty Simpson has a team
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  rolling and I think Alabama is going to going to put a mean
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  hurt on Oklahoma this weekend. So I have Alabama covering the
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  five and a half and then my sicko game of the week.
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  Obviously there's plenty of those games going throughout,
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  but there's actually kind of an intriguing matchup that I'm
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  think I'm actually going to put some money on this weekend.
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  Southern Miss, A 4 1/2 point favorite against Texas State.
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  Texas State does not look great. Southern Miss, that doesn't look
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  too bad, but I think the four and a half points is kind of
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  wild in this game, especially with how Texas State's been.
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  So I'm going to take Southern Miss to cover 4 1/2 this
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  weekend. Those are my locks.
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  Hoping for five. And oh, I'm actually in a state
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  that allows gambling. Maybe I'll put a little parlay
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  down, but those are my locks. This fireball mat.
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  Hope everybody has a great week and great weekend.
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  Watch college football, see y'all.
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  What's happening? We bat Week 11 took a week off.
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  We just. We get distracted.
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  We'd be losing. We're amateur podcasters, for
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  God's sake. Take it easy on us.
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  You probably don't want these locks anyway.
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  I'm terrible at this. I should get the bag.
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  Should I get the bag? I'll put the bag on for just a
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  second. Just a second.
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  Just put the bag on. Bag on for just a second.
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  I am the bad boy, but I'm going to take it off because I'm, I am
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  a coward and I can't breathe under here.
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  Anyway, we're going to do these Big 12 locks real quick.
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  And the first one that just jumps off the screen for me,
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  Cincinnati versus Arizona. Cincinnati coming off of a bye
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  after getting drubbed by Utah. They're still in the top 25, but
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  they're 6 1/2 point favorites coming off of by Arizona's on a,
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  you know, this is like a 9:00 AM body clock kick in Cincinnati.
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  I've got all the faith in the world and the Bearcats can get
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  it done versus the Wildcats of the desert covering that 6 1/2.
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  I think that's, that's the first one that screams at me.
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  Texas Tech -23 1/2. Are they smelling themselves a
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  little bit too much after that huge win versus BYU?
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  Maybe 23 1/2 is a big number, but UCF really stinky, really,
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  really bad football team. I think Texas Tech covers that
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  23 1/2. I think they knocked this out of
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  the park and they're riding high number six in the country.
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  I think this is just kind of where I thought they would be
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  at. I thought they'd go undefeated.
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  They had that slip up versus Arizona State, who you know is
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  not the same Arizona team, Arizona State team that we you
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  you see now my next one, TCUI think they get the upset.
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  I think BYU is a little bit in shambles right now.
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  Provo it is at night. But this is where like, the Big
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  12 can get freaky. I think text, I think TCU pulls
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  the outright upset. I would be taking the money line
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  on this -4 1/2 that number is screaming something for some
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  reason. You got to understand this, TCU
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  is not in a bad spot either. They're six and three.
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  They're still hunting. They're still hunting and
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  pecking, trying to get in this Big 12, you know, top tier, you
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  know that second tier, they're like hovering towards the bottom
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  of it. But a win versus BYU changes
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  everything for TCU season. I've got TCU winning that game.
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  I think they easily, you're laying 4 1/2 points.
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  That's just free money to me. So I'm going to go.
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  TCUI would take the money line on that.
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  Then our national game of the week, I mean, it's been a little
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  bit disrespectful. Pitt, you know, they kind of
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  just brushing this game off. They, their head coach doesn't
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  seem to care about the game. If not that Notre Dame is an ACC
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  opponent. So they're not really taking it
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  seriously because they're, they're their eyes are on the
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  ACC title. And with two losses, I don't
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  remember where was their first loss cut?
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  Where did Pitt's first loss come from?
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  I don't know. They beat they, they're on a
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  three-game, four-game, five game, five game-winning streak.
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  They lost to Louisville and they lost to West Virginia.
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  My God, that's bad. That is bad.
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  But the 11 ACC loss, Pitt is not really looking at Notre Dame for
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  some reason. The spreads, 11 1/2, No 12 1/2
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  right now. They've got a freshman
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  quarterback. Notre Dame defensively should be
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  able to handle this. I'm going to take Notre Dame
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  minus -12 1/2. Give me Notre Dame in a, you
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  know, a blue on gold battle. I don't know where to expect
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  this one to go, but I'm thinking Notre Dame just because the
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  comments from the head coach, maybe that's just coach speak.
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  Maybe they're just reverse psychology in it a little bit.
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  So, but I'm going to take Notre Dame.
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  Marcus Freeman, they've been here before.
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  They need ranked wins to get into the the good graces of the
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  committee because everybody's just papooing Notre Dame
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  schedule. They're just papooing it.
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  But I'm going to go ahead and take Notre Dame minus the 12 1/2
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  and then my stinky, stinky Pooty game.
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  I'm going to the Mac. I love the Mac.
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  And they've only got one Saturday game, and it's Ball
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  State, Eastern Michigan. We love a good directional
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  school here. My eyes are a little squinty.
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  I'm tired. I'm ready to go to bed, but I've
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  got to get this game in there. It's a -. 2 1/2 going to the
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  road team, the Eagles, Max Crosby's alma mater.
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  I think they stand up for this. They've got the worst record and
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  they're going on the road and they still are favored.
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  Ball State stinks. I've got the Eastern Michigan
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  Eagles. They're going to bring out the
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  the chain metal. What is that?
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  That sheet metal graphic on the side of their helmet, Green,
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  silver, an absolutely disgusting feel.
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  But they're not playing on that. They're playing at Ball State.
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  I think the Eagles pull it out. It's a stinky, stinky game, but
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  that's all I got for locks today.
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  I mean, I made it super quick. I'm supposed to be in bed.
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  I got to go to work in the morning.
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  But I'm here to provide you all this might be a 5 and a week.
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  If it's a 5 and a week, put some money on this parlay because
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  we're winning some cash, you feel me?
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  Cocaine's a hell of a drug, baby.