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Real Deal Media's 'Friendsgiving' · Real Deal Media

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So I'm here at Ross and I'm trying to find some look at this
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flea market of a retail store, total flea market, the loss
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prevention. The loss prevention is
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remarkable here. They they have a man which which
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you may see on the way out. He looks like RoboCop, literally
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the, the the state guard in El Salvador as you cross the border
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into into in and out of Mexico. Literally looks like the guy if
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we're lucky, we'll get to see. But look at the flea market here
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now. Now just for the record, I'm not
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here to in a new leotard or bean bag brassiere or Barbie.
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As you can see, I'm here to find some new electronics to upgrade
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my at times piss poor technology, which at times also
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feels like from the late 90s, dare I say early.
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But look at it from the chest here.
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Second, welcome to Hong Kong. So many cameras
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here. We went to a place called Ross,
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which is loaded and littered with with lingerie, negligees,
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purses, silk stockings. Yet in the mix of all that the,
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the, the, the token under the sea, there's electronics.
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So, but it just goes to show you saw everything in there.
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The high guard security shoplifting is on the rise and
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so is mob theft. What can what can we do anyways
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for real deal retail? This is Dean Ryan sending out
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this remoter to save your receipts.
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The. I am starving.
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What's to eat? Oh, Friendsgiving.
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Wonderful. Well, happy Friendsgiving,
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everybody. Happy Friendsgiving.
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It is Real Deal Media's very festive, one off very rare but
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very needed Friendsgiving here tonight.
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I am a Dean Ryan as you can plainly see, I'll be your
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friends giving Hostess with the mostest host with the most.
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Let me correct myself as we go Thank you for being here.
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This is an incredible occasion. A lot of people are probably
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traveling right now. This is said to be one of the
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most busiest, heaviest travel holidays of the year.
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And I, I truly believe that because so many people are
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traveling at that, you know, the, the planes made by Boeing
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are just falling out of the sky because so many people are
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traveling, eating a lot too. I mean, we're all just gaining
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weight together. Can you hear the calories?
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Can you feel the calories? That's even more so.
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So just one of my favorite holidays of the year of all
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time. Really, truly.
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And I've always craved just the fall spices, like many of you
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out there, the pumpkin, the pumpkin pies, the pecan pies,
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the pumpkin lattes. I mean, you know, you cannot
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walk anywhere without pumpkin. Have you noticed that pumpkins
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are everywhere? Like I said, pumpkin lattes.
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It's getting out of control now. It's getting out of control.
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And you know, you know damn well they're just putting just the
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pumpkin spice, you know, fluids everywhere that we here have all
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the toxins in it. You know, you, you just, you
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drink too much of it. You start glowing in the dark.
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But but that's the American way, isn't it?
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The traditions. So we're going to be talking
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about a whole host of very holiday festive kind of topics
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and issues here tonight, as well as some headlines that are now
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grazing the world in then we're going to do something very
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traditional here that we've done at real Deal Media for many
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years now. And we're going to be doing real
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deal do's and don'ts for Friendsgiving because we have,
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you know, you may or may not know this, but 40% of the
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audience, 40% of the people who watch this, if they can find it,
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yes. And then if they don't get them
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sub, put that aside. 40% of the people that TuneIn each and
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every night are outside of the United States and may not have
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truly any concept of what Thanksgiving is, let alone
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Friendsgiving. So tonight I've invited 2
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foreigners, 2 foreigners to join me up here.
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He has two migrants that I found over there at Home Depot.
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It's wonderful. But in this case, no from Canada
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because you know, Canada and I have, we have, we know nothing
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about Canada being in America outside of they play hockey and
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have some very questionable musical taste out there,
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Nickelback. But nonetheless, they're going
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to be joining us. We have a rebel Mama who will be
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joining us with Mr. Dave. David Nader is we just like the
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Pilgrims and Indians did many, many years ago.
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We're going to exchange our thoughts and ideas because they
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do something similar, I believe something called Canuck Day or
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Canadian Day. So the Canucks will be joining
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us here tonight. We share some ideas, but also
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we're going to share with them the proper etiquette for real
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deal do's and don'ts for Friendsgiving.
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You don't want to miss that segment that's coming up near
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the half. I cannot wait for that because
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we we polled the experts, we've asked all the researchers who
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are familiar with the matter of Friendsgiving and I believe
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tonight we're all going to learn something and the proper
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etiquette going forward. So I can't wait for that.
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So that is something to be seen. Well.
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And then the Turkey pardon, I don't know if everybody saw the
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Turkey pardon with Donald Trump, which is interesting too.
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He'll pardon the Turkey, but not other people of substance.
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But we'll get to I guess there was some commotion of of the the
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Turkey pardoning some very off colored comments were made, if
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you can believe that. Yes.
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And not as off colored are the as those rubber hands of Trump.
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Have you seen those hands? Yeah, yeah, I, I, yeah.
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I'm not even sure they're his. We don't even know who that
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person is. So we'll we'll try to get into
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that as Mark Dice did an incredible coverage of it and I
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just love that very colorful commentary.
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So we'll talk about that. But in the meanwhile, you know,
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I said it's the busiest day of the year.
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Check this out right here. This is now literally the four O
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5 freeway out here in the Southern California four O 5.
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If you don't know four O 5 is one of the busiest freeways and
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highways over here in the Southern California areas that
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goes all the way from San Diego all the way up to the state.
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Well, they, they call it the busiest day of the year for a
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reason. And I over the 10 and the four O
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5. Look at that.
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AAA predicts more than 49 million people will drive this
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holiday. Wednesday night expected to be
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the busiest day on the roads, although I always feel like
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Tuesday night is, especially with this shot, the worst time
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estimated to be between 2:00 and 6:00 in the afternoon tomorrow.
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So prepare yourselves for long delays if you're hitting the
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roads now. We know the traffic is is almost
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always bad at this time in this stretch, but this picture really
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does sail well I think. People kind of stretch it out.
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Some are leaving tonight, taking tomorrow off, some are taking
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Wednesday, some are going. Maybe if you're really going
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local, you go Thursday morning, you're going to stay in local.
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So there you have it right there.
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There you have a a a good indication of the busiest
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holiday of the year and guarantee you that a lot of
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those people you saw there millions it look, they look like
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little ants and and those are just the undocumented drivers.
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Wait, wait till you see the real drivers if they're still left in
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California. But it it goes to show of just
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how scared and rightfully so, how scared people are to fly
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Delta really, and may I add frontier and spirit probably the
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worst yes, and people are afraid to fly, not necessarily because
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they know the planes could have a missing part or there's a
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gremlin in the just engine tank gas tank or the you know,
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Chinese have the just Sony PlayStation joystick to take
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down the planes. It's just because the in the
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evasive hands down your pants maneuvers happening at the
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airports are just record right now record record-breaking.
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And I for 1:00 AM, the last guy who wants to be molested at the
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airport unless it's warranted, unless I paid for it, unless
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I'm, you know, lost. It's not something I want to do.
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And I get very upset every year. And then you know, what upsets
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me too at the airport, because I have a terrible relationship
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with the, the American airports is and when we see it happen to
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like, you know, grandma who is obviously she's in a wheelchair.
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But no, no, Grandma might be grandma might be part of Hamas,
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you know, she might be part of the the, the Siberian just
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terrorist organization. You know, who knows at this
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point? Who knows at this point, But
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that really takes me off. So, you know, I developed some
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counteractive, I guess you could say maneuvers as well.
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If we're all terrorists, we're all guilty until proven
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innocent. Who's to say that the, the, the
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people who, you know, are, are just greeting you at Walmart,
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but now have a badge at the airport?
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Who's to say they're not the terrorist?
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Yeah. Anyways, it doesn't matter.
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They, they all got miracle jabs. So the warranty runs out soon.
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Did I ever tell you, you know, before that miracle jab exercise
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happened, one of the TSA people, they were going to get mandated.
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And I told her, I said, are you prepared for this?
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Are you, aren't you scared of what's in this thing?
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You know what she said to me? And I'll never forget, and she's
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probably no longer here with us. But she said, well, she said,
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and she had a little snaggletooth, too.
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He goes, well, I don't know what's in a hot dog.
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Well, so it don't matter to me. I still eat it.
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It's good. So she doesn't know what's in a
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hot dog. And that doesn't bother her.
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So she won't mind that. Yeah, and I guess the real moral
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of the story is does anyone know what's in a hot dog?
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That's really the moral. Anyways, there's that one.
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OK, so here's some things happening.
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And we have some people who are, we have a lot of people who are
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out and about. People are traveling.
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You saw them on the freeway there.
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But a lot of people are joining us here.
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And I'll be saying hello to everybody.
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And then, you know, I'm going to tell you what I'm thankful for
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towards the end of tonight. And I, I want to invite you to
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do the same because this could be our last, you know, this
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could be the last time, as the Rolling Stone said, and we don't
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want it to be. But the way things are going
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with just this country in the world, it is unpredictable.
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We have Seth Black here. Hello.
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He says, hey, Dean. Hey, Seth Black, how are you
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doing? You know, I bet you, Seth, he
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reminds me of those guys when you're at the friends giving
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table that hogs all the gravy. Doesn't he seem that way?
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You know, by the time it get it reaches you, there's like a
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droplet left. Just seems like that guy to me.
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So no offense, Seth, I won't be sitting near you during the
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Friendsgiving because I'll bring my own gravy.
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So we have Seth. Good to see you, Seth.
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Seth is here. And oh look, we have Margaret
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over there on Rumble saying pass the stuffing and the green bean
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casserole. That's right, Margaret, you're
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making me hungry and I I'm begging you not to.
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We have a film TV biz four O 5 is always a nightmare.
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Frankie, they shed Tomorrow is going to be even crazier.
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Is that true? Is it today or tomorrow?
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Today or tomorrow? And there's there's no immediate
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plan to fix any of the freeways in California.
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It's going to be just a forever nightmare kind of like it is
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over there in China. But did you hear about this,
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Speaking of China, did you hear about or even worse, did you see
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what's happening in Hong Kong today?
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Today it's truly an entire, an apartment building.
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And if you don't know anything about Hong Kong or China for
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that fact, and I've been to Hong Kong many years ago, you know,
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well, China, first of all, is what is it, 2.2 billion people,
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2.2 billion people. So imagine that freeway that you
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just saw there, the four O 5. Imagine that just virtually
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everywhere you go and same thing in India.
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But let's try, you know, I know people are eating tonight.
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We don't want to talk about too too much of India, but in this
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case, an entire apartment complex was engulfed in flames.
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We have the clip somewhere. It happened just to be
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somewhere. But why, you might ask, is
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they're now saying that, well, it was a person who did it, no
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reason given, and they caught him.
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But that's just seems weird to me.
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It could have been a person or was it ADEW gone awry?
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That's usually the case in some of these bigger stores, but I'll
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I'll try to find it somewhere. It's really something to be
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seen. And anyways, OK, so here is this
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is incredible. This is a Mr. Mark Dyes, one of
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my favorite people. And one of these days we'll be
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back in touch. But Mark did a fine job as he
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covered the incredible Turkey pardon, which I didn't know it
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was only a thing up that started in 1989.
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I mean, I thought the Turkey pardon was long ago, but
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apparently wasn't. Anyways, check this out is Mark
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Dyes. It gives us some good coverage
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of the Turkey pardoning that just happened moments and hours
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ago. Let's have a look at this and
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I'll look for that building that's currently on fire.
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Check this out. The annual tradition of the
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president pardoning a Turkey at the White House is dumb.
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It's not just childish, it's ridiculous.
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It's a waste of time, it's idiotic.
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And it started back in 1989 with George Bush Senior and has been
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an annual tradition ever since. But leave it to President Trump
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to actually make it entertaining and fun.
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The turkeys being pardoned today go by the names of Gobble and
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Waddle. When I first saw their pictures,
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I thought we should send them. Well, I was going to.
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I shouldn't say this. I was going to call them Chuck
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and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't
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be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two
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people. I wouldn't pardon them.
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I wouldn't care what Melania told me, darling.
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I think it would be a nice thing to do.
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I won't do it, darling. He then mentioned that the
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Justice Department discovered that many of the pardons that
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were supposedly issued by Joe Biden at the end of his term to
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Biden Crime Family Associates weren't signed by Old Joe.
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And he actually didn't know that they were being handed out like
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candy because his staff used the auto pen, which is just a
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mechanical device that retraces Joe Biden's actual signature.
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Basically they photoshopped his signature onto a bunch of these
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pardons, which for some reason, because of one of the legal
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loopholes in our corrupt government, they are still
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considered to be valid. But then he cracked this joke
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into a terrible situation caused by a man named Sleepy Joe Biden.
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So the turkeys now got roped into a terrible situation.
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He used an auto pen last year for the turkeys pardon.
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So I have the official duty to determine and I have determined
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that last year's Turkey pardons are totally invalid, as are the
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pardons of about every other person that was pardoned other
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than Where's Hunter? No, Hunters was good.
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That was the one pardon, Pam, that was good, right?
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The rest of them are all invalid.
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I don't know what the hell you're going to do about that.
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But that's now we're going to take a little of the joking.
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That is a mess. The only pardon he actually
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signed was for his son, just to make sure that there were no
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legal loopholes so that they couldn't retract it and then re
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indict him. But they're hereby null and void
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the Turkey. We're going to stop a pair.
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Chin Blossom last. Well, there's something
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interesting we learned there. Not until we I saw that earlier.
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And thank you, Mr. Mark, for that.
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Isn't that something you know, you're watching what you would
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perceive as the most DAF thing ever of the the Trump pardoning
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of the Turkey, which I think there was a bit more to go.
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But, and So what you wind up learning in the process is that
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all of the pardons. Given by the man who played Joe
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Biden literally null and void. I mean, it's amazing what you
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discover when watching some of these little these little
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excerpts here. And I think he had a bit more to
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go. Let's let's finish that off
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here. I didn't mean to end that
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prematurely. That's what happened here we go
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have been located and they were on their way to be processed.
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But I have stopped that journey, and I am officially pardoning
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them, and they will not be served for Thanksgiving dinner.
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He's always the best when he goes off scripts And if you want
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to save 20% off. OK.
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All right. Thank you again.
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Mark Dice, everybody. What a wonderful job.
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Hardest working man in showbiz. There you have it.
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So, Yeah. I mean, so who was pardoned?
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I'm trying to remember. It was.
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I remember Adam Schiff, right? It was Adam Schiff and some
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other questionable people. Very interesting.
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Very interesting. There's people that should have
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been pardoned by Donald Trump years ago, but that never really
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truly happened. OK, we have this one here and we
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have Beth. Thank you, Beth.
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Welcome to friends Giving no more notices.
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No, no, you won't get notifications for this show.
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No, you won't. Yes, it is a a threat to
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everything. You know what happened to me
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just yesterday. Yeah.
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And thank you. Thank you, Paul.
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Good evening, Dean. Feels like the freeways suck
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here in Southern. Oh, they do.
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You know, since I've been back in this area for the past year
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now, been gone for a long time. I was amazed to see just how how
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crowded Southern California's become.
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And you would think it's the opposite, right?
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Because a lot of people, I mean, virtually everyone I grew up
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with and went to school with, all my friends, they're all
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gone. All my friends are gone from
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this area. Everyone left long ago.
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I left in 2013, believe it or not.
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And you know, been back and forth just ever so briefly, but
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I it's, it was, I was unrecognizable.
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I don't know, there's something about when you go back to your
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old, but when you go back to your old hometown, it never
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looks the same. Like maybe because I was in a
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wide open space, you know, in in a Arizona town.
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When I came back, everything seems so micro, micro, not like
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the Golden State Killer that we, you know, did a report on the
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other day, which that reminds me, but everything seems just so
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much small and grayish. Everything seems smoky grayish.
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So, yeah, I don't know if the if it's the town or if I'm just
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getting a bad case of just cataracts at this point, too,
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but something's happening. One of the two.
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But you raise a good point there.
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OK, here's another one. Here is then my, then my, then
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my eyebrows on who? Then my eyebrows on Trump.
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She's looking delish. Oh.
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Figured I'd say my eyebrows. What's wrong with men?
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OK, here is I'm, I'm going to do this for you.
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I'm going to try to stay positive here tonight, but we're
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going to get to Pete's Mega Seth here in a second as we're kind
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of on Venezuelan watch whether we're going to go into the
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country or not. You know, we, we made the big
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claim as Jim Fetzer came here the other night and Jim's with
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his lovely family tonight. Yes, he is and is taking care of
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his wife. Poor, poor, poor Jen whose
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shoulders broken. Got a card for her.
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I've got to finish that tonight, reminding myself.
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But he made, he came on the World at War, I believe it was
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Monday and told all of us that all of the sailors were fed
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lobsters and steaks. So we're going to do a follow up
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on that. There's something happening
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there. But let, let me look at this
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building here engulfed in flames.
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And it just should remind yourself that there are city
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codes and regulations in America for a reason.
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And sometimes it's, it's over the top.
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There's too many bureaucratic tape everywhere.
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But, but you need some kind of, you know, some kind of code,
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some kind of policy, because in China, in these places, there is
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none. I mean, they'll throw 10,000
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people on one floor and you won't even know it.
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And when there is, if there is these kind of emergencies, well,
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the following happens. And there's a lot of, well, a
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lot of death, I guess you could say, well, check this out.
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This is coming out of Hong Kong, a place I was for.
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I was there during the tsunami. Here it is.
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Look at that. Flames in the neighborhood in
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the sky. Hong Kong's Typo neighborhood is
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now on fire after a major fire continues to burn at the Wang
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Fock Courthouse housing estate. As of 1:00 AM.
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November 27th, 36 people have been confirmed deceased.
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That's right, another 29 people have been injured. 279 are still
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missing. Firefighters are still working
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to put out the blaze that started shortly before 3:00 PM.
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Firefighters are here, I see them now, here they come.
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The fire is spreading quickly to nearby buildings and we received
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numerous assistance call from the public and also debris and
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scaffolding of the feta buildings that are falling down
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so pose additional danger to our frontline personnel.
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Besides the temperature inside the buildings concerned are very
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high. It's quite difficult for us to
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enter the building and go upstairs to conduct firefighting
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and rescue operation. OK, well, we're going to end it
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there. Let me stop it there.
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That that is, well, you can't say I don't know how to, can't
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say I don't know how to kill the vibe.
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But our hearts go out to everybody in Hong Kong.
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You know, just another example of why we have to, we have to
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have some kind of code there. But you know, when I was in Hong
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Kong, I must say it was very clean.
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It was very clean. And what, what really scared me
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is they said you can't even spit on the ground because that,
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that's considered, you know, an illegal offense.
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You might get in trouble. And so I thought to myself,
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well, what can you do? But they the, the, the reasoning
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being the people of Hong Kong really pride themselves of their
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culture. And you know what the sad thing
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is? The sad thing is right before
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20/21 of the biggest movements in around the world was the
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people of Hong Kong who wanted to continue to have their
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independence. And they saw China creeping in
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more and more because you got to remember they, their
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independence came in 1997. Their independence came.
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It just. Yeah, it was incredible to see
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them all wearing the yellow vest.
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Does everyone remember that? Now, here's another story.
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I just got this in. I'm going to try to play this
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for you here. This is this was sent to me.
28:21
Thank you, Seth, for this one. This is just literally happened,
28:25
I want to say earlier hours earlier today, two National
28:29
Guards, guardsmen over there in DC were fatally shot.
28:36
So in you have to remember too, during the holidays, a lot of
28:40
big that's when a lot of big movement happens and actions
28:44
take place because they don't anticipate people being very
28:48
vigilant. They they know we're very
28:50
distracted. And let me let me play this for
28:55
you. Let's find out what truly
28:56
happened here. Yeah, this happened in DC, where
28:58
we know all the National Guardsmen have been deployed to,
29:03
What is it about five to six to seven different major U.S.
29:07
cities where where I've made the case that this is goes well
29:12
beyond then, you know, just getting a bunch of migrant meat
29:15
Packers into a Paddy wagon and then taking them to the border
29:18
now that there's there's a bigger aspect at play that we're
29:23
still puzzling and piercing together here.
29:26
OK, Check this out. This is live, I believe, or just
29:29
moments ago, from Washington, DC, near the White House.
29:37
OK. So yeah, there, there, there.
29:39
Let me go to it right now for you.
29:42
Live, live TV, everybody. Here it is.
29:46
Well, here it was. OK, Here it is.
29:49
Or there has been reports of two National Guard members shot in
29:53
DC. This is happening near the White
29:55
House. You see that live picture of the
29:57
White House on the right side of your screen.
29:59
On the left side of the screen, that is live pictures from Sky
30:02
Fox. This is in the area of 17th and
30:05
I St. in Northwest DC. A heavy police presence.
30:08
So far, no word on a suspect. No word on those two National
30:13
Guard members conditions. What we do know is the president
30:17
and first lady not at home. There were reports of a possible
30:20
active shooter. We have not confirmed that.
30:22
We have also not heard whether there have been any other
30:25
injuries at this point. But as you can see, there is a
30:28
heavy police presence. We've also seen pictures from
30:32
people in the area of 17th and K streets.
30:35
That's near Farragut Park where the Metro lines run.
30:39
Also where Connecticut Ave. just South of Dupont Circle before
30:43
you had that Federal Triangle area of Rd. shutdown.
30:47
Secret Service on the scene, Metro Transit on the scene.
30:51
So a lot of agencies out in response to this shooting
30:56
investigation so far. I can now tell you as right
31:01
before the show, I, I believe the suspect was caught.
31:04
Now this is kind of murky and and kind of bizarre said to be
31:09
the suspect is from Afghan is an Afghan Afghan migrant, which I
31:15
thought to myself, the first thing I thought, OK, who who
31:18
really messed up the script on this one.
31:20
He was supposed to be from Iran, not in Afghanistan.
31:23
I know they sound the same, you know, towards the end of each
31:26
and word with on but it it doesn't make sense to me.
31:30
So we're going to be learning more about that in the days to
31:34
come. OK, so there's some kind of the
31:37
harder, harder edge news items that are coming down the Pike
31:42
way. There's a lot of other things
31:44
too here. Now listen to this.
31:46
Now I won't go too detailed into it, but it it's giving credence
31:52
to what we shared with you this last Monday, because we we are
31:55
on the brink of war and we we can't forget that.
31:58
You know, you go to even the USO tells the the audience that as
32:02
well. Well, now the Colombian
32:04
president is now saying it's all about oil.
32:08
It's all about oil. And yes, it is all about oil
32:11
because certain people and countries needed to have a
32:14
greater war with Iran. So just wanted to vindicate
32:19
myself and pat myself on the back.
32:21
And, yeah, in the backside, too, maybe.
32:24
OK, so there's that one. Now here.
32:26
Here's something interesting. Sticking with a Thanksgiving
32:30
theme here, JD Vance is no stranger to controversy.
32:35
No, he's not. No, no, no.
32:38
In fact, he's so, so enthralled with controversy now that it's
32:45
now gone viral across the interwebs that he could very
32:48
well be the father of the supposed Erica Kirk.
32:54
One of them, one of the three as his.
32:58
Apparently, JD Vance is not happy.
33:02
That is wife who was Uma Uma Thurman's not Uma Thurman, Umar
33:09
Haberdeen's assistant for all those years.
33:12
He's not pleased that she's, I guess, Hindu or no religion at
33:17
all. And he's a evangelical.
33:20
Currently or recently. Yeah.
33:23
And they're not walking the same pathway of God, you know, the
33:26
same, the same act. Well, how how does that first of
33:31
all, I'm thinking about this. Does it just dawn on you that
33:35
the person that you supposedly married with the alleged 3 kids
33:39
is not the same religion as you all of a sudden?
33:41
Well, anyways, not to get too much into that.
33:45
And but the script is terrible. Well, now it just got a lot
33:49
worse, I guess you could say, because this next clip, he makes
33:54
a terrible joke about Turkey and it's rubbing people the wrong
33:58
way. And maybe it might rub that's
34:01
the wrong way. Let's we'll be the judges of
34:04
that. Check this out.
34:06
Let's see if JD Vance steps into another enthralled controversy.
34:13
He's turning into me. He's getting real bad.
34:15
So here it is. One of the things that I love
34:19
about Thanksgiving. It's probably my my my favorite
34:21
American holiday. If you think about all the
34:23
holidays that we celebrate, Thanksgiving is the most
34:27
uniquely American holiday. You know, Christmas, of course,
34:30
the birth of Jesus. All of these other holidays,
34:33
they're, they're very important. And I love Christmas as much as
34:36
anybody. I've got 3 little kids.
34:38
But Christmas is a holiday that 1.8 billion Christians celebrate
34:43
all over the world. Thanksgiving, what we celebrate
34:46
tomorrow. That is a uniquely American
34:49
thing. That's why, for example, we
34:51
have, you know, Turkey. Think about Turkey.
34:54
Who really likes? Be honest with yourself.
34:57
Who really likes Turkey? You're all full of everybody who
35:03
raised your hands. I know.
35:07
Think about it. And here's here's how I know
35:09
that every single one of you who raised your hand is lying to me.
35:12
How many times do you roast an 18 LB Turkey just randomly,
35:18
just, you know, a nice summer afternoon, we're going to go get
35:21
an 18 LB Turkey. Nobody does it because Turkey
35:24
doesn't actually taste that good.
35:26
But on Thanksgiving on the most. OK, I'm going to stop it there.
35:31
OK. We've had just, you know, has he
35:34
not seen his poll numbers? Is he trying to really alienate
35:37
and divide the country even more with that kind of talk?
35:41
What is wrong with him? So my question to you out there,
35:45
is a Turkey really good? I personally, I think it's I
35:50
like Turkey. I like the dark meat, you know,
35:54
I, I like leftover Turkey. But what's wrong with him?
35:57
Did he have a terrible childhood for him to just say that kind of
36:01
a kind of just what I don't know, propaganda or just anti
36:06
Turkey sentiment? Who knows?
36:10
We have a lot of people joining us and I'm going to try to get
36:12
to everybody's comments because I'm so thankful you're all here
36:15
tonight. For our friends giving, can we
36:19
have Seth Black who's making a desperately statement Doctor
36:22
voucher was pardoned. Oh yes, from Biden.
36:25
Thank you, Seth. Thank you, Seth.
36:28
Seth loves Turkey. Yes he does.
36:31
Brandy Hallmark is here. Hello Brandy.
36:32
It's good to see you and happy anniversary to you.
36:35
I just noticed that the other day.
36:36
Happy Thanksgiving Dean and our Dean family.
36:39
Happy friends giving to you. Thank you for being here.
36:42
We have the one Pegel Jim and making appearance tonight.
36:46
He wanted to Jim is unfortunately taking care of his
36:50
injured wife tonight. Yes she had a nasty spill and
36:56
broke a shoulder the other day. So he is playing the role of of
37:01
doctor and and or nurse. I'm not sure who he is playing.
37:06
OK here on Rumble. Let me see, over here, we have
37:11
Rebel. Mama said that her wedding ring
37:13
went in the top drawer. Is that reference to JD Vance's
37:16
TV wife? OK, thank you.
37:19
We have David Ader. That's Chez.
37:21
Vance has Erica hug hair. Oh, my God.
37:25
You're right. Let's look at that again.
37:27
I see. You know, Dave knows.
37:32
I almost said yeah, let's look at that again.
37:34
I didn't even notice that He does American holiday.
37:39
I got AI got a fan over here on the most American Oh my God,
37:42
you're right. He does he looks like he just
37:46
got done doing something really does let's look to see if his
37:52
sweaters on backwards. I I just noticed that that it
37:55
could be the case. Is it backwards American holiday
37:59
we're going to cook a Turkey. The shirt looks dishevelled by
38:03
God because that's with a shirt. Look at the shirt.
38:05
Americans do. We cook this gigantic American
38:10
bird and we do all kinds of crazy things to make it taste
38:13
good. I talked to.
38:13
OK Anyways, that's enough for that.
38:16
Good eye, Dave. Good eye, Dave.
38:19
Very good eye. OK, here's another one here and
38:22
let me go to this one here. Hello, Kathleen.
38:26
Kathleen says yes, happy friend giving everyone.
38:30
Yes, it is. Happy Friendsgiving to you.
38:33
OK, so one more comment here. Look at this next story.
38:38
Here we have Dame Dame Pam saying over there on Rumble that
38:44
if it wasn't for the Turkey, the Mayflower sailors would have not
38:47
survived. JD should be thankful for for
38:51
for the Turley, the Turkey. Yeah.
38:55
Thank you, Dame. Thank you, Miss Pam.
38:57
Yeah. He's so ungrateful, you know,
39:01
he, he reminds me of an Oscar Meyer baloney kid.
39:04
I think that's exactly what he eats or has always requested.
39:08
So you're so right on that. Thank you for that.
39:11
Anyways, here is another one here.
39:17
Beth says don't be a Turkey. I know you know my that's the
39:21
one piece of advice. Well, I should say one of three
39:25
piece of advice is my father always told me is don't flock
39:28
with turkeys, and I think that was in reference to my friends.
39:33
Well, here's something interesting here.
39:35
Speaking of controversy, there's even more controversy, not as
39:41
much controversy as Monday night's World at War.
39:44
And if you haven't seen that one, I'll just let you
39:47
discovered it on your own time 'cause I, I can't relive it.
39:51
We'll get this. Now look at this here.
39:52
This is something with RFK Junior, who's now back in the
39:55
controversial box, as we were hoping he wouldn't be.
40:00
But it's something about his attire.
40:03
Yeah, I'm going to show you this in here in a second.
40:06
But they're now saying RFK Junior's air travel attire has
40:09
now been called out by the transportation secretary.
40:14
The transport secretary, as Americans told, to dress with
40:17
respect. So wait a minute here.
40:22
I thought we have to dress to impress.
40:25
And then I thought we have to say yes to dress.
40:27
You know, I mean, which one is it?
40:28
And then since when did Sean Duffy of the transportation
40:34
secretary building, since when did he become everyone's fashion
40:38
guru from like, the Bravo channel?
40:42
So I apparently now an image of Bobby Kennedy Junior walking
40:47
down the aisle barefoot, walking down the aisle of an airplane or
40:51
returning from the toilet has now resurfaced.
40:55
I made Sean Duffy's call for air travellers to dress with respect
41:00
it. You know why you're saying that?
41:01
Because apparently Sean Duffy has flown on.
41:04
Well, he's flown on Frontier before.
41:06
I guarantee you that's exactly he what he's talking about.
41:09
Or what is the other one that I hate?
41:14
Yeah. Yeah.
41:14
French here. Well, look at this.
41:17
I'll. I'll show you if I can grasp a
41:19
picture for it. But it it, it's another
41:21
controversy now is the transportation secretary Sean
41:23
Duffy has been called out for urging Americans to dress with
41:27
respect during the air travel holidays here.
41:30
Now, as soon as that was said by him, apparently Robert F Kennedy
41:34
Junior's controversial travel attire has now resurfaced as
41:38
this busiest day in well of the year.
41:44
So they're trying to return us to the golden age of travel.
41:48
Yeah, they are. And here is here's Sean Duffy
41:53
talking about it, the man I used to watch on the Boston Real
41:57
World season. I can't believe it, you know,
42:01
And here's some talking about it.
42:03
And this is a new kind of a feat, I guess standing.
42:09
Some of you might have noticed that we've launched A civility
42:12
campaign. And I think it's important as,
42:14
as we travel that we think about not just ourselves, not just our
42:19
families, but we think about those who are around us and we
42:22
call our our better angels in a busy time.
42:26
And again, the airports are going to be packed, TSA lines
42:29
maybe a little longer. And as you're, you might not be
42:32
able to find a seat as you're by your gate because of, of the
42:36
number of flights that are, are going out or coming in.
42:39
But I think we have to think about how do we do a better job?
42:42
How do we, you know, maintain maybe he's.
42:45
Yeah, exactly. He's a guy who's travelled on
42:47
Greyhound bus before and, and as well as Amtrak.
42:50
And let me tell you, certain people on those on those little
42:55
travel excursions, when they're on the phone call with their
42:58
baby Mama, you better believe you're on that phone call too.
43:02
And they want you to feel their pain.
43:04
So I, I, you know, I back what he's saying.
43:07
And there's something there really is truly a, a just a
43:11
hardcore demographic of like a Jerry Springer fans when
43:15
traveling. And it's disgusting.
43:18
He's just being nice about it. He's just being real nice about
43:21
it. OK, so here's some good news
43:23
too. Before we go to break here.
43:28
And the executive of Campbell Soup, in case you missed it,
43:34
he's been fired. And if you really truly missed
43:37
it, just days ago, this executive over there at Campbell
43:41
was caught on a hot mic that had to be hidden somewhere.
43:46
Just pretty much despair, disparaging and despairing the
43:51
Campbell soup brand, calling it a, a, a food only for poor
43:56
people and how crappy it was. And he would never touch it with
44:00
a 10 foot pole because it was, it was, what was it
44:04
bioengineered meat? And you know, I can't blame
44:09
that, that kind of thinking about it.
44:10
But how about do something about it, you know, how about taking
44:14
those internal thoughts that you didn't think would ever be
44:16
broadcasted all over the world and actually doing something
44:20
about it, like, I don't know, stopping the, the Franken
44:24
Frankenstein chickens, You know, it's, it's disgusting.
44:29
No, I, I don't want to eat a chicken that has no beak and
44:32
looks like it just came out of like the reanimator, you know,
44:35
laboratories. So he's been fired.
44:38
The Campbell's executive who called the companies products
44:42
highly processed food for poor people.
44:47
Yeah. Yeah.
44:50
The new bird is because of his reasoning and everything that
44:53
happened. I heard that Top Ramen just
44:55
hired him and so did the great Value brand.
44:57
So he'll, he'll be taken care of, surely.
45:00
So there's that one. And finally here before we go to
45:03
break, I'm going to show you this clip here.
45:06
This is now as this comes out of the Independent.
45:10
Now Pope Leo, the, the hip Pope, the Pope who wants to, you know,
45:15
make things just counter culture again for the Catholic Church,
45:20
which I I find I don't even know how that's possible.
45:24
I know it's again what I have a nose ring on one of his masses
45:27
or just start smoking Pall Mall Straits, Who knows?
45:31
Well, now Pope Leo has made a surprise appearance.
45:34
Yes, he has to. Not just anybody, but the
45:38
ravers. Ravers.
45:41
So he went to a rave. An unprecedented blend of
45:45
spirituality. They're calling it in modernity.
45:51
Pope Leo has now appeared at an electronic music rave to mark
45:54
the 75th birthday of Archbishop Bernard Bobber.
45:59
Bobber. Yeah, Yes, I always get to mix
46:05
up with his brother Richard Bomber, but that's different,
46:08
though. Now, let's get this now.
46:10
I'll show it to you. And this is a first for the
46:12
Catholic Church as they're making a lot of headway now with
46:16
the new hip, the two hip to be square.
46:19
Pope Leo, check this out and then I'll tell you what's going
46:23
on the horizon here. Pope Leo, I wonder if he dropped
46:28
E too. That's just my personal inquiry,
46:30
young people. Joy, I greet you as you gather
46:35
before the splendid Cathedral of Kosiche, which is a beating
46:39
heart of faith and hope. Coming from different nations,
46:43
yet united by the same faith. Your presence is a tangible sign
46:47
of the fraternity and peace that is instilled in our hearts by
46:52
friendship with Christ. I impart to you my God blessing
46:57
and entrust each of you to the protection of the Virgin Mary,
47:01
Mother of the Church, and Queen of Peace, and may the blessing
47:05
of Almighty God the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit come
47:10
upon you and remain with you always.
47:12
Amen. Oh, that, that's incredible.
47:27
That's incredible, that is incredible.
47:28
OK, anyways, all right, we're going to head to break.
47:31
But here's what's coming after, after the break here, and you
47:35
don't want to miss this. We're going to be doing real
47:37
deal do's and don'ts with two of our most beloved Canadians as
47:42
they share some of, you know, what they do for their
47:46
Friendsgiving and Thanksgiving over there in Canada.
47:48
And we kind of compare and contrast because if and when
47:52
they do come to the States or if they become a state themselves,
47:57
potentially over there in Alberta, well, they're going to
48:00
want to know what to do during these Thanksgiving holidays and
48:05
certainly what not to do, as in don'ts.
48:09
So you don't want to miss this incredible segment.
48:10
We only do it usually once a year.
48:12
And now's the time more than ever.
48:14
So you're watching Real Deal Media's Friendsgiving right here
48:18
on this incredible Thanksgiving eve with all of our friends from
48:21
all over the world. So don't go anywhere.
48:23
We'll be back after this quick, quick message.
48:37
We have Maddie Lynn who is maybe saying it gives new meaning to
48:40
micromanage. Can't believe what she's
48:42
referring to. Can't be the waffles.
48:44
Get it? We have a Tangerine Dream that
48:46
says there will be a database on the manhood now.
48:49
Thank you. It means for investigating
48:51
purposes to investigate crimes, they may now take photographs of
48:54
private parts. Can you believe, Jim, that
48:57
there's a nude photo of me out there from my stalker in Florida
49:00
that she put out there a fictitious nude photo.
49:04
But Jim, I must say, after seeing the nude photo all these
49:06
years, I've gotten a lot of compliments on it.
49:09
I'm, I can't be too much, Jim. I, I, I can't be too disgruntled
49:14
about it. I've gotten nothing but
49:15
compliments. Well, our next guest has been
49:37
waiting in the green room very patiently.
49:39
Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to give warm round of applause
49:42
all the way from Burbank, CA and sometimes Tel Aviv.
49:47
The one the only Ben Shapiro. How you doing?
49:51
I'm very proud of his work. I'm very proud of his work.
49:55
You know, even though he doesn't look the Zionists and even
49:56
though, you know, we're going to have him assassinated next time,
49:58
he's a big trouble. He's a big He better watch
50:04
himself now. Ben, I didn't bring you on here
50:07
too intimidate him, but I just brought you on here to have a
50:10
conversation. Is that something you think you?
50:11
Could do, sibling. Mr. Petra seems to think that
50:13
we're behind the hostages, not being brought back.
50:16
I'm sorry, I have a little hash brown on my lip.
50:19
Yeah, I'll be happy to talk to him.
50:20
Jim, would you have a conversation with Ben Shapiro?
50:23
It's going to be a challenge. Dean, I'm no fan, but he's a
50:26
rabid Zionist. He's a Zionist fanatic of the
50:29
worst kind. Yeah.
50:31
Let's go tuck it out. Zionism is the way to go, Ben.
50:35
How can you support Zionists when Zionism was all the
50:38
Christians dead? You know, that's a basic motto.
50:41
How can you support that, Ben Shapiro?
50:44
Importantly, you ever kissed a Jew on TV before?
50:47
Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss right here.
50:49
Who's this chief? Who's this chief anyways?
50:51
I got to get going now. I got to get going.
50:53
Jim, you really intimidated him. He's gone now.
50:55
That is crazy. Ben Shapiro, everybody.
50:57
That was wonderful. The.
51:56
The. OK, OK, welcome back everybody.
52:11
Welcome back to Real Deal Media's friends giving.
52:15
So good to be here. I'm still Dean Ryan who is well
52:19
giving all of our friends all over the world just a credible
52:23
night of just being thankful and being thankful all of us
52:27
together is really all you can ask for.
52:30
OK, We are going to now be doing Real Deal do's and don'ts.
52:33
And let me just tell you, we have a lot of just so many
52:38
different changing parts left and right with this country.
52:42
You know, one, just one month we could be buying Greenland who
52:46
might become a state. The next month we could be
52:50
purchasing or acquiring Alberta Canada.
52:53
And therefore I thought, well, you know what, if the people of
52:57
Alberta or Canada do become our 51st state, well, we need to
53:02
welcome them with open arms and show them the way of how to do
53:07
friends giving show. What better way to just then
53:10
make the call to our wonderful Canadian friends who are now
53:14
here with us tonight. OK, let's welcome Rebel Mama
53:19
goes by Marnie. Thank you, Marnie for being
53:22
here. OK.
53:23
And we also have Mr. Dave and Ader all the way from Ontario,
53:27
Canada as well. Thank you guys for being here.
53:30
We love our Canadian viewers all over the world.
53:33
Dave. Dave's in Calgary, he's in
53:34
Alberta, you get him. 1st That's right.
53:38
That's right. OK.
53:40
So I guess my question is what, what do you, what do you guys
53:45
know about Thanksgiving? Isn't it similar to what Canada
53:49
does every year, Right. And it's called Canadian Day or
53:52
Connect Day. No, it's Thanksgiving, but it's
53:56
Canadian Thanksgiving and the date moves all over the place.
54:01
Sometimes it's not October, sometimes it's in November.
54:05
You have to look at the calendar to figure it out.
54:08
Interesting. And and and what takes place
54:11
that day just so to compare contrast because is it virtually
54:14
the same? Well, football is not nearly as
54:18
predominant. We're usually still in the
54:20
hockey playoffs and we eat Turkey, absolutely, and we steal
54:25
a lot of dishes from our American counterparts.
54:27
But you guys are really big on Thanksgiving here.
54:30
It's just a Turkey holiday. It's not what they do.
54:35
Not at the vans house, not at the JD vans house.
54:38
It's not a anything over there. He'll you'll be punished and I
54:42
don't think that's going to be happening, Dave.
54:44
So are are you prepared to become an American and do
54:48
Thanksgiving? And and I'll ask Marty the same
54:50
thing because we want to help you.
54:55
Ready as ever, Dean, We're we got you back down here in
54:58
Canada. Nintendo Wii all the way.
55:03
OK. All right, all right, I'm not,
55:08
I'm not going to mug him later. OK, so there's that one.
55:11
OK, so let's now get ready to do and you can play this at home.
55:15
And we want you to learn as well.
55:17
It's time to play real deal do's and don'ts, real do's, do's and
55:22
don'ts, Real deal do's and don'ts.
55:37
Real deal do's and don'ts. Something you can really learn
55:41
from here tonight. OK, I'm going to give you 7 do's
55:44
and don'ts because Canada could very well become part of America
55:49
very soon. Let's start with our first one,
55:51
shall we? Well, the first one is, and
55:55
everyone can agree to this. Well, let's get that out of the
55:57
way. As do's and don'ts the first do
56:00
when attending a Friendsgiving dinner, offer polite
56:03
conversation about the weather, sports and how important charity
56:07
is to you. And.
56:10
Right, That seems fair, right? That seems about right to me.
56:14
Well, here's something you don't want to do real deal.
56:18
Don't. When attending a Friendsgiving
56:19
dinner, offer polite conversation about how important
56:22
RF KS new book of poems is to you.
56:24
That is. Yeah, you don't want that one.
56:27
In case you don't know, it's it's pretty salacious.
56:30
Is that right, Marni? Yes, a lot of green amount of
56:34
cons that 19. That's right.
56:36
And Marnie loves 50 Shades of Grey, so she would know.
56:40
So that's how that's how we know about that.
56:43
Yeah, it's, it's in her sock drawer.
56:44
The the book. Don't ask me how I know, but I
56:48
do. OK, so here's the second one
56:50
here as a real deal. Do and do it politely.
56:55
Real deal too. When asking others to pass the
56:57
gravy bowl, make sure you wait until they're done chewing their
57:01
food and who doesn't like not you know, you don't want to be
57:05
bothered. You're in mid shoe and and so
57:07
can you pass this and you're like cutting things right?
57:10
So real deal don't. Well, when asking others pass
57:15
the gravy bowl, don't discuss your experience passing a kidney
57:19
stone while you wait. It's pretty disgusting.
57:22
I agree to that one. I totally agree to that one.
57:25
OK, so this next one is real deal.
57:29
Do bring a nice bottle of wine or food dish to dinner and
57:34
Marnie, when you're you've done dinner parties and been to many
57:38
like what do you usually bring? You know wine, the Peach
57:43
casserole or bean casserole for that fact, right?
57:45
That's. Well, if it's a potluck, you
57:47
bring food. Otherwise, you just show up with
57:49
wine because everybody loves. Wine or Dave, you know Dave
57:53
brings a can of cold cans of beers, you know 1.
57:56
Of the other bring a 24 right right day 24 occasions.
58:01
You got to chop a tree down, hollow it out, drink it right
58:05
out of that bad boy. Man, that is so Canadian.
58:08
Well, here's a don't. Here's something you don't want
58:11
to do when going to their Friendsgiving.
58:13
Well, you don't want to bring an ice basket of laundry to the
58:16
dinner to start doing it there unless you're at a coins.
58:21
Well, let's hop to the next one here.
58:24
Real deal. Do be polite.
58:25
Make sure to compliment the chef during dinner.
58:29
Seems reasonable. That seems very reasonable to
58:32
me. Real deal.
58:34
Don't be honest and tell the chef that you've had better food
58:37
elsewhere. Yeah, my yeah, my mother did
58:43
that one year. It was quite terrible.
58:45
It was a huge fight. Explains everything, doesn't it?
58:48
OK, so and that's what I guess it's if you're going to be
58:53
honest and you know, they're serving tofurkey like I had one
58:57
year. Did they tell you this, Marnie?
59:00
Yes, yeah, they gave you nightmares for weeks.
59:05
But I, I must say, my husband, the very first year we were
59:08
married, the very first Turkey I ever cooked, said loud enough
59:13
from the kitchen so everybody could hear.
59:16
Gee dear, it looks dry. There was a clunk right
59:20
afterwards when something hit him in the head.
59:24
Oh, I know, I know. It's it's terrible.
59:26
And hold, Seth Black. How dare you.
59:30
Canada's eating ostrich this year.
59:31
That's terrible. Too soon.
59:35
That's Seth Black. Everyone from Boston.
59:37
I'll give you his PO Box number. That's horrible.
59:41
That's horrible. Bad you.
59:43
Know bad. It, it.
59:45
And Seth, the do's and don'ts are for you too, just so you
59:48
know. So that's something you don't
59:49
want to say is bringing up the ostriches.
59:51
OK, so there's that one here. Here's real deal.
59:55
Do well, excuse yourself from the table if you have to use the
59:59
restroom. That's just common knowledge.
1:00:02
But common knowledge is not so common.
1:00:05
Real deal. Don't excuse yourself and ask if
1:00:08
you can pee in the backyard. You don't want to do that.
1:00:13
You don't want to do on the do list, isn't it?
1:00:17
That's a don't you don't want to do that, Dave.
1:00:21
Arnie, I don't know if you want to have Dave as your dinner
1:00:23
guest. Just, well, well, we're going to
1:00:25
find out sooner or later. But I will warn you Dean, we
1:00:28
have our own Canadian do's and don'ts list, so be prepared.
1:00:32
OK, all right, I'm shaking in my Canadian boots.
1:00:36
Here we go. Here is real deal.
1:00:37
Do be a good guest and offer to help do the dishes after dinner
1:00:43
hence. Absolutely.
1:00:44
Yes, OK, and a real deal don't for Friendsgiving is well tell
1:00:51
the host the dinner they should have hired a maid who cleans
1:00:55
better. OK and I don't know who wrote
1:01:00
these. I do apologize.
1:01:01
We have a new intern. He's he's from Ecuador and
1:01:07
English is is 1/3 language. So he's fired after tonight
1:01:12
deported See see Dave Dave's talking about deportation.
1:01:18
That's a real deal. Don't polite conversation.
1:01:21
Here's a number 7 and final one real deal do thank the host for
1:01:25
inviting you to Friendsgiving as you're leaving.
1:01:30
I agree to that one. That's the polite thing to do.
1:01:32
Well, real deal don't thank the host for inviting you to
1:01:37
Friendsgiving and advise them to get Chinese take out next year.
1:01:40
There it is for real deal do's and don'ts, do's and don'ts,
1:01:47
Real deal do's and don'ts. Yes, yes, Hopefully you guys
1:02:02
learn something and we invite you to have the American
1:02:05
experience. We even have Amy over there on
1:02:07
YouTube saying that my brother already quote, are we reduced to
1:02:11
talking about the weather? That's what it's come to.
1:02:14
You can only talk about so much. I have one to throw it in there,
1:02:18
Dean, that that pertains exactly to that because as I said,
1:02:22
Canadians, Thanksgiving is not as big a deal to us as it is to
1:02:26
Americans. But we do observe the crazy
1:02:30
behavior that happens when Americans have Thanksgiving.
1:02:33
Oh really? Oh, yes, absolutely.
1:02:37
You guys are notorious. So to follow up that that would
1:02:40
be point #2 Dave on the list. When the conversation heads in
1:02:45
the wrong direction, watch football, but try to avoid
1:02:50
pointing out that all sports are fixed.
1:02:54
Oh, oh, oh, that is that is a very good that that's a good
1:02:58
real deal. Don't.
1:02:59
Canadian Edition. Well, it's NFL football on
1:03:02
Thanksgiving, right? Not college.
1:03:04
There's no affiliations and we know the NFL is not on the up
1:03:08
and up. No, it's not.
1:03:10
It's definitely not on the up and up.
1:03:12
We got a great job. Yeah, which they lost in the
1:03:19
last second of the game, right down the street from where I
1:03:22
live. Well, you you know what I find
1:03:24
very awkward too, and this might have happened to you.
1:03:28
When I was sorry, that was the division.
1:03:30
Well, when I get invited to, you know, the friendsgivings, when
1:03:34
you see the person from last year that you know, you kind of
1:03:37
know and they pretend they don't know you, although you saw them
1:03:40
like 2 years in a row. You know, this happens to me all
1:03:43
the time. You know, I'd rather just eat
1:03:45
alone in that case. Dave, did you want to answer
1:03:49
that? Do you want to do .3 regarding
1:03:54
Karen? I didn't write it down.
1:03:57
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Dear, let's not.
1:04:00
Prepare for classroom. I'll read it and Dave can
1:04:02
comment. How's that?
1:04:03
OK, go ahead. OK, when when the Karen of the
1:04:06
gathering starts spewing nonsense, go outside for a
1:04:10
smoke. It doesn't matter what you
1:04:12
smoke, just smoke. And if they follow you, make
1:04:15
sure they're downwind and very uncomfortable.
1:04:20
Oh, oh, OK, OK, that sounds. Wonderful.
1:04:23
Yeah. Now, on a on a lighter note,
1:04:27
think of your cats and dogs that have been tortured all day
1:04:30
smelling Turkey right now. We set a place.
1:04:36
We set a place at the table for Indy because he is very fond of
1:04:40
Turkey. That's well, unlike JD, unlike
1:04:45
JD Vance. Exactly.
1:04:48
I mean, pets are people too, and they should get their seat at
1:04:50
the table like everybody else. That's what.
1:04:53
We're hearing. That's what we're hearing.
1:04:55
Now this one, this one you have to really use your discernment
1:04:59
on. And I'm sorry Texas for bringing
1:05:01
singling you out, but oh, I lost my list.
1:05:06
Where'd my list go? Out there organization.
1:05:09
People. Here we are, OK.
1:05:11
Now. This is all reputation the
1:05:14
proper ladies of the South love to say, ah, bless your heart
1:05:19
when they get offended at a family gathering.
1:05:23
This is often followed by a flying object or if you're in
1:05:27
Texas, a shot between the eyes. However, in the spirit of
1:05:31
Thanksgiving, please refrain from the latter if possible.
1:05:36
Thoughts. Well, that that's good advice.
1:05:39
That's good advice. I I love what Dave said the
1:05:43
other night regarding Pew pews. He said, Dave, what'd you say?
1:05:52
You never turned yours in or or or not that?
1:05:55
Not that I don't want to. You said that.
1:05:59
I forgot what you said It. It was good.
1:06:01
I just remembered. I we shouldn't probably be
1:06:03
talking about that. I just I still got it.
1:06:06
I still got it. OK, I only have two more left.
1:06:11
If politics come up in the conversation, heaven forbid that
1:06:16
you know they're going to sigh very loudly and remind everyone
1:06:20
of the good old days when you who you voted for was personal,
1:06:24
private, and none of their fucking business.
1:06:28
OK, that is Canada's real deal. Do's and don'ts.
1:06:32
There you have. There's one more and this is
1:06:35
universal, but it's from my wait.
1:06:37
There's more, there's. Always heed the advice of my
1:06:41
personal heroine, Miss Piggy. Never eat more than you can
1:06:45
lift. I heed the calls to that.
1:06:51
OK, what? That is some interesting
1:06:54
Canucks. What say you out there?
1:06:56
What say you out there? We'd love to hear from you
1:06:59
before you guys go. Before you guys go, and I will
1:07:03
make the announcement too. Members are going to do a
1:07:05
backstage to fall into a show. What is everybody's favorite
1:07:12
Thanksgiving dish and what are you thankful for this year?
1:07:16
And we'll start with you, Marni, to give Dave some time to
1:07:20
remember where he is tonight. Go ahead, Marni, go ahead.
1:07:24
I it's got to be the Turkey because I you can do so much
1:07:27
with it. I mean, you can sneak to the
1:07:30
fridge at midnight and make a Turkey sandwich and nobody finds
1:07:33
out. OK.
1:07:34
And what are you thankful for in 2025 or just in general?
1:07:40
Well, let's see, I I would have to say this group of people that
1:07:43
I hang out with. All the time.
1:07:46
Even when the show's not on, we're always back and forth.
1:07:49
I mean, three hours in a 24 hour cycle doesn't go by without
1:07:54
talking to somebody on Signal or on the chat or something.
1:07:59
And that means a lot. It's getting a lot of us through
1:08:02
all this BS. And and do these people live in
1:08:05
your house or just your head? And no, they live at Royal Geo
1:08:09
Media because I'm a member. Got it.
1:08:12
Wonderful, wonderful. OK and Dave, if you could at
1:08:15
this time, your favorite favorite thing to eat at this
1:08:18
time of year and what are you thankful for?
1:08:22
Turkey for sure. I know it's lame, but Turkey
1:08:27
delicious can't go wrong unless you pull the Griswold special
1:08:33
there. And you know, I'd have to say I
1:08:39
agree with with rebel. Thankful to have met all you
1:08:44
guys and and you know, up here in Canada, we got some new dim
1:08:52
white that's supposedly at the helm.
1:08:54
But I'm thankful that this cheese bag over there, oh, oh,
1:08:59
oh, wait. Show that one more time if you
1:09:01
could. That was lovely.
1:09:02
Show that that that's Trudeau. That is Justin Trudeau,
1:09:05
everybody. Sure is.
1:09:09
Wow, I'm a commie asshole. He.
1:09:14
Started the Curry bomb. Justin Trudeau.
1:09:18
Wow. Speaking of turkeys, there's one
1:09:20
right there. Well, thank you guys for playing
1:09:23
real deal do's and don'ts and or I should say learning and
1:09:26
hopefully when, if and when you become the 51st state.
1:09:29
Well, now you know what to do and not to do for friends
1:09:33
giving. There you go.
1:09:35
OK, real. Deal.
1:09:37
Thanks for having everybody. Happy Friendsgiving, everybody.
1:09:41
So long, so long. Y'all OK, there is that one.
1:09:45
OK, I'm going to just peer through the live chats real
1:09:47
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1:09:52
I'm going to try to keep this up here as a tonight, I should say
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Here, fish in the pond. OK, let me see.
1:10:54
Here is we have. Yes, Jim is giving a class
1:11:00
tonight too and taking care of the wife.
1:11:02
Oh, here we have Samantha Dubai saying pumpkin pie and whipped
1:11:05
cream. Yes, indeed.
1:11:07
Yes, indeed. I love it too.
1:11:08
I love it too. I like pecan.
1:11:10
I like Key Lime. And you know what?
1:11:12
I love pie so much. I used to dream about it.
1:11:13
Let me go to Rumble. Let's see here we have we have
1:11:19
leftovers, hands down. Yes, Frankie, leftovers,
1:11:23
definitely. God, I'm starving.
1:11:28
Let me ask, does anyone eat anything alternative like Turkey
1:11:33
tacos? You know, Del Taco used to have
1:11:37
that and then they stopped and I've been complaining about it
1:11:40
ever since. But yeah, you know, Turkey
1:11:42
burgers. Does anyone do anything short
1:11:45
handed like that? I guess you could say.
1:11:48
All right, here's another one. We have Claudine that says that
1:11:52
people be people's BB brainwash with food.
1:11:56
Yeah, I'm looking to wash my brain with some food after this
1:12:00
little excursion. Thank you for that.
1:12:02
She knows my appetite very well. Amy, it says have too much to be
1:12:08
thankful for is humbling. OK, well, you know, I'll share
1:12:10
mine here in a second. Happy friends dinner.
1:12:15
Happy friends dinner to you. Yes, Turkey enchilanas.
1:12:19
Good, good, good one right there.
1:12:21
Amy says I made Turkey pizza one year because now does Turkey
1:12:27
really go with pizza at all? Is that does that even work?
1:12:31
Linda Thomas. Linda says sauerkraut in
1:12:34
sausage. That's a good one.
1:12:36
Turkey sausage. I'm stuffed.
1:12:40
Beth has a great one here. Look at this one here.
1:12:42
Pumpkin cheesecake with whipped cream.
1:12:43
I I could not agree more. Let me look at this one.
1:12:46
We have people on Rumble. Or at least I thought we.
1:12:50
There they are. Here we go.
1:12:52
It's a shame I can't plug them in here to our system like I
1:12:56
used to. Here we have people on Rumble
1:12:58
saying the following. Smells like fish.
1:13:00
Tastes like chicken. OK, thank you.
1:13:02
Hammer Time, you have quite the pallet there, very, very
1:13:07
seasoned. I'll be a Maddie Lynn that says
1:13:10
creamy mashed potatoes and being connected with like minds here
1:13:13
on RDM. Yes, I I agree to that.
1:13:16
Thank you. Hammer time says we eat
1:13:18
Kangaroos. No, that's terrible.
1:13:22
Who could eat Joey? We have Margaret saying Marnie
1:13:27
is really common sense kind of girl.
1:13:28
Yes, she is. Yes, she is.
1:13:33
And finally, finally. Well, let me see.
1:13:40
Well, I can't do it. Finally, Dame Pam says Yam
1:13:43
apple, marshmallow casserole, sweet potato pie with sage and
1:13:47
gravy. Oh, God, yeah.
1:13:50
You know, I'm going to get a pumpkin spice coffee.
1:13:53
But they have the little creamers in it just because I've
1:13:55
been talking about it for so much.
1:13:56
I I think I want one now. I'm going to get a coffee.
1:14:00
I'm. I'm really.
1:14:01
Yeah. Turkey enchiladas.
1:14:02
I love it. I love it all.
1:14:03
And finally here. Thank you, arranger.
1:14:07
Buck, you're going to close. close it for us.
1:14:10
Almost Something to think about over the holidays.
1:14:11
The news today is being driven but and manipulated by AI from
1:14:15
2028. Take that for your casserole and
1:14:19
don't bring it up at dinner, OK. Yeah, That's that's a real deal.
1:14:24
Don't I agree? I agree to that.
1:14:26
And Seth will close this out by saying Yum, Seth, I had apple
1:14:31
pie with butter crunch ice cream tonight.
1:14:34
Damn you, Seth, stop bragging. OK, that sounds amazing.
1:14:40
OK, my favorite dish. And I'll tell you what I'm
1:14:43
humble and thankful for. My favorite is it's got to be.
1:14:50
It's yeah, pumpkin pie for sure. But but really the past couple
1:14:54
years apple crumb pie and it could be hot with with the the
1:15:00
ice cream as as this yeah, this braggadocious was saying here,
1:15:05
yeah, that would be it. That would be my favorite
1:15:07
dessert. But really to me, what, what
1:15:10
Thanksgiving used to be, at least when I was doing the, the
1:15:14
family portion things many, many, many, many moons ago, for
1:15:17
me, it was, it was a bonding experience with and well, in
1:15:24
that case, my, my grandfather and I was such a bonding
1:15:27
experience of eating the leftovers.
1:15:30
You know, when you didn't have to be so formal.
1:15:32
You put a plate together and you eat it for the rest of the night
1:15:35
the next day. And you know nothing was wasted
1:15:39
too. I don't know if you know the
1:15:41
kids realize, but nothing was wasted.
1:15:44
Even the, the leftovers My grandmother used to make the,
1:15:48
the, the Turkey soup, you know, she's the bones and everything.
1:15:51
So it was all useful. And I think that was one of the
1:15:55
initial intents of, of the Turkey day.
1:15:58
Thanksgiving was to never be wasteful.
1:16:03
Use the plentifulness of the, the environment, the land with
1:16:06
respect. You know, you respect the the
1:16:08
environment, the land and respect you back.
1:16:11
So that's just a memory. And those are the things I like.
1:16:16
I love the leftovers. I like, you know, the mashed
1:16:19
potatoes and gravy, of course, but those hot biscuits, they
1:16:23
have those hot rolls. So that's a memory.
1:16:26
What, what I'm thankful for is the fact that even in the face
1:16:31
of a lot of people, you know, getting unsubbed and censorship,
1:16:36
you know, a lot of people have moved on momentarily come back
1:16:39
and definitely controversy dramas.
1:16:43
The fact that there are people that still, you know, kind of
1:16:47
Remember Me all these years later and are still here each
1:16:50
and every night or, you know, every now and again, whatever
1:16:54
the case, I think to me that is something I'm thankful for.
1:16:58
And that means I'm doing something, OK, I'm doing
1:17:01
something right, and it means something what I'm doing.
1:17:05
It means something to others out there.
1:17:07
So I'm thankful for people's, you know, people's urgencies at
1:17:14
times, but people's who, who show up each and every night
1:17:19
and, and it's very meaningful to me.
1:17:21
So I'm very thankful for all of you out there, no matter where
1:17:24
you are in the world. Yes, even Seth out there with
1:17:28
his bragging. But yeah, I'm thankful for all
1:17:30
of you. So that is something worthwhile.
1:17:33
OK, on that note, I hope everybody enjoys their day
1:17:37
tomorrow. I know I'll be doing something
1:17:42
and well, I'm going to be doing something African after I'm I'm
1:17:44
starving now. I'm literally starving.
1:17:47
But thanks for making my friends, giving something to me
1:17:52
as and as I hope it was for you because you all are beautiful
1:17:55
people out there. So for all of us here at Real
1:17:58
Deal Media, I'm Dean Ryan saying thank you for sharing this
1:18:03
Friendsgiving with me and I'll see you guys soon.
1:18:07
And happy Thanksgiving to all of you.
1:18:11
Goodnight everybody. Waiting down, got no time to
1:18:54
hide this country's kind of old household.
1:19:02
I want to go to sleep and know why you want to go away.
1:19:13
I need you for the rest of the day.
1:19:19
I take care because you know I'll be there.
1:19:27
You seem very beautiful to me. Oh yeah.
1:19:52
There's still love that keeps on rolling on your own.
1:19:55
A picture of my girl. Looks like you want to restore
1:20:02
you love that keeps on blowing. None.