Latest / The Ben Maller Show / Hour 3 - Show Me the Money!
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Playball.
- 0:01Speaker 2: It's our number three, our number three, ready to go,
- 0:08Speaker 2: and we talk about some of the news of the
- 0:10Speaker 2: day in baseball. Is there a big chance, a little chance,
- 0:13Speaker 2: or no chance that the Yankees infield their Jazz Chisholm
- 0:18Speaker 2: gets a ten year deal worth three hundred and fifty million.
- 0:21Speaker 2: That's what he's looking for. That's the buy now price
- 0:24Speaker 2: with the Yankees. Also, Jazz chishom said that he would
- 0:27Speaker 2: not play for the Dodgers, meaning he would rather play
- 0:30Speaker 2: for the Angels over the Dodgers in free agency. Do
- 0:34Speaker 2: you approve or disprove? And how do you interpret Ardie Marino,
- 0:39Speaker 2: the Angels owner, saying that the Angel fans don't care
- 0:42Speaker 2: much about winning. They just want cheap tickets. That's all
- 0:45Speaker 2: they want. That did not go over very well. We'll
- 0:48Speaker 2: talk about that and more right now here. It is
- 0:50Speaker 2: our number three.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Show me the money. I need the money.
- 0:58Speaker 2: What why you while you yelling this, don't need to yell.
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- 2:17Speaker 2: been here all night long, and we continue the conversation.
- 2:21Speaker 1: We'll change it up a little bit this hour, and.
- 2:23Speaker 2: If you want to talk about the Olympics, that's more
- 2:25Speaker 2: more than welcome to the app about the Olympics. But
- 2:27Speaker 2: our lead this hour from the Grapefruit League and we'll
- 2:30Speaker 2: go to Tampa, Florida to be exactly long time spring
- 2:34Speaker 2: training home of the.
- 2:36Speaker 1: New York Yankees.
- 2:38Speaker 2: So heading into a lame duck, lame duck season, last
- 2:43Speaker 2: year of the contract, a make it or break it year.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Jazz Chisholm say, second basement for the Yankees. Kind of
- 2:52Speaker 2: a funny name, right, Jazz Well, Jazz Chisholm revealing his
- 2:56Speaker 2: asking price, did anyone want to know is asking price?
- 3:00Speaker 1: You did? Okay?
- 3:02Speaker 2: The Yankee said, what's the buy now price for Jazz Chisholm.
- 3:06Speaker 2: You know you go online with the buy now like
- 3:08Speaker 2: an eBay or whatever, buy now? So what is the
- 3:10Speaker 2: buy now price for the Yankee second baseman? If you
- 3:13Speaker 2: saw this or not? Perhaps not happened over the weekend.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Jazz Chishom's price tag.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Is thirty five million a year.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Thirty five million dollars a year, that's what he wants.
- 3:29Speaker 2: He would also like that spread out over eight to
- 3:32Speaker 2: ten years, eight to ten years, he said.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Quote.
- 3:36Speaker 2: I'd say no because I know I can get thirty
- 3:40Speaker 2: five He was asked about the Yankees offering him like
- 3:44Speaker 2: twenty five million. He says, I'd say no because I
- 3:47Speaker 2: know I can get thirty five million somewhere else.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Chishm said.
- 3:50Speaker 2: When asked if he would take an offer about twenty
- 3:53Speaker 2: five million anyway, he says that jazz Chism said, that's
- 3:56Speaker 2: ten million less this year. I'm twenty eight, he said,
- 4:00Speaker 2: I want an eight to ten year contract.
- 4:03Speaker 1: Close quote.
- 4:04Speaker 2: All right, So that's a good jumping off point. Let
- 4:06Speaker 2: us discuss the question. Is there a and keep it
- 4:10Speaker 2: simple for those of you little slow because of the
- 4:12Speaker 2: weather or whatever. Is there a big chance, a little
- 4:16Speaker 2: chance or no chance? That jazz chisholm, the Yankees infielder
- 4:22Speaker 2: ends up getting a ten year contract worth three hundred
- 4:25Speaker 2: and fifty million dollars. Again, big chance, little chance or
- 4:29Speaker 2: no chance. I've got posted super sticky notes. I've got
- 4:33Speaker 2: in and out double double and dog whistle. And we'll
- 4:39Speaker 2: combine all of these things together and we are going
- 4:42Speaker 2: to make some delicious chicken tacos, is what we're going
- 4:46Speaker 2: to make. So, first of all, to answer the question
- 4:48Speaker 2: big chance, little chance, no chance, the arrow says little chance,
- 4:53Speaker 2: not no chance, not a big chance, little chance, little chance.
- 4:58Speaker 2: And I don't care how many oh geez, he posts
- 5:01Speaker 2: online jazz Chism, I'm going little chance, ten years, three
- 5:05Speaker 2: hundred and fifty million. That's a whole lot of chatterer.
- 5:10Speaker 2: And I know, well that's a going rate in baseball
- 5:12Speaker 2: today and that's how it goes. Come on for jazz chislm.
- 5:18Speaker 2: Come on now, really, and let me tell you why
- 5:21Speaker 2: I'm skeptical. Now, the guy's great as a SoundBite, and
- 5:24Speaker 2: I have a daily talk show to do, so I
- 5:26Speaker 2: do appreciate jazz chism. He's one of a handful of
- 5:29Speaker 2: players in baseball that's actually somewhat interesting and not just
- 5:32Speaker 2: a bore like so many of these guys in baseball
- 5:35Speaker 2: that go out of their way to be boring. He's
- 5:38Speaker 2: not like that, So I do appreciate that. But the
- 5:40Speaker 2: main reason I would be skeptical is he's a three
- 5:45Speaker 2: M jazzism, a three M post it post it notes,
- 5:51Speaker 2: super sticky guy.
- 5:53Speaker 1: You know, the super sticky notes. Yeah, that's what he is.
- 5:56Speaker 2: He's the if you take the super sticky notes, the
- 6:00Speaker 2: posted super sticky notes, that's jazzism. He's a paper tiger,
- 6:05Speaker 2: that's what he is. Arcade style baseball. And he hasn't
- 6:10Speaker 2: proved me wrong yet. You know, he's got that pole power.
- 6:14Speaker 2: Playing at the Yankee Stadium with a short porch. It's
- 6:18Speaker 2: williams Port like williams Port, like little League Baseball, Yankee Stadium.
- 6:23Speaker 2: He also strikes out about thirty percent of the time.
- 6:25Speaker 2: I think the strikeout rate is twenty eight percent. Will
- 6:27Speaker 2: round up to thirty percent, So twenty eight percent of
- 6:29Speaker 2: the time. Not exactly a building block when you're striking
- 6:34Speaker 2: out twenty eight percent of the time. More like drywall.
- 6:37Speaker 2: More like drywall for jazz chism and the other thing
- 6:41Speaker 2: ding ding ding ding ding ding ning is he's very inconsistent.
- 6:47Speaker 2: He's consistently inconsistent, meaning that there will be a week
- 6:50Speaker 2: where Jazzism goes out and it's four home runs against
- 6:52Speaker 2: the Orioles in a four game series, and then the
- 6:55Speaker 2: following week he'll go two for twenty seven against the
- 6:58Speaker 2: Red Sox and the Blue Jay, and career wise he's
- 7:02Speaker 2: a two to four. He was a two forty two
- 7:03Speaker 2: hitter last year. He bet in his career two forty eight,
- 7:07Speaker 2: and he said, well, you're.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Such a boomer, Betty. Ever, it doesn't matter anymore. Okay,
- 7:12Speaker 1: all right, that's good. You like that.
- 7:13Speaker 2: You pay that guy that money, Go ahead, pay him
- 7:16Speaker 2: that money. What about durability? Does that matter?
- 7:19Speaker 4: No?
- 7:20Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's see here's a my neck, my back,
- 7:22Speaker 1: my neck in my back.
- 7:24Speaker 4: Uh.
- 7:24Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got bad back.
- 7:25Speaker 2: He's missed time with a shoulder injury, handstring, the oblique.
- 7:29Speaker 2: He's missed time jazz Chism with all that stuff, he's
- 7:32Speaker 2: kind of like reading the web MD page on what
- 7:35Speaker 2: could go wrong for an athlete jazz Chism. Even in
- 7:39Speaker 2: what was considered by all to be a health year
- 7:42Speaker 2: for jazz Chism last season, what do you played one
- 7:46Speaker 2: hundred and thirty games? So he still missed over thirty
- 7:50Speaker 2: days of work.
- 7:52Speaker 1: But that tolls. It's all about the tolls.
- 7:55Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you don't pay three hundred and fifty million
- 7:58Speaker 2: dollars over ten years for the tools. You pay for production.
- 8:04Speaker 2: And this has been the kryptonite for jazz Chishlm. October baseball.
- 8:08Speaker 2: He's a one seventy hitter in the playoffs playoffs, a
- 8:13Speaker 2: one to seventy career hitter. Not exactly mister October, much
- 8:17Speaker 2: more like mister May jazz Chislm. He's not listed as
- 8:21Speaker 2: a top fifty player in baseball. That is not my opinion.
- 8:24Speaker 2: That is a fact. You would think that the top
- 8:28Speaker 2: fifty get those three hundred and fifty million dollar contracts,
- 8:30Speaker 2: But state sponsored MLB network says that he's barely jazz
- 8:34Speaker 2: Chism a top fifty, top sixty player, not top fifty,
- 8:37Speaker 2: top sixty player in baseball. And you also have the
- 8:44Speaker 2: somewhat unfortunate timing, the snuffle uffagus.
- 8:48Speaker 1: In the room, if you will, the looming.
- 8:50Speaker 2: Labor chaos right around the corner in Major League Baseball.
- 8:55Speaker 2: So the owners are not gung ho to hand out
- 8:59Speaker 2: these decade long contracts. There have been some rumors that
- 9:03Speaker 2: baseball is going to put caps on how long contracts
- 9:06Speaker 2: will be going forward to avoid decade long financial commitments
- 9:11Speaker 2: the players like Otani and Mookie Betts and people like that.
- 9:15Speaker 2: They're just gonna say, we're gonna limit. The NBA did that,
- 9:17Speaker 2: you can't get more in than like a five year contract,
- 9:20Speaker 2: I think in the NBA four.
- 9:22Speaker 1: Or five years.
- 9:23Speaker 2: So there's some chatter that Baseball is going to do
- 9:25Speaker 2: the same thing. They're just going to say, Okay, we're
- 9:26Speaker 2: gonna get rid of those contracts. So if they get
- 9:28Speaker 2: rid of those contracts and you're looking for one of
- 9:31Speaker 2: those contracts and you're a terrible postseason player and your
- 9:34Speaker 2: injury prone, the math ain't mathing on that. The math
- 9:38Speaker 2: ain't math, and the timing is not great to get
- 9:41Speaker 2: one of those decade long contracts. Now, Okay, I like
- 9:44Speaker 2: the sound bites that jazz Chism gives us. He's good
- 9:48Speaker 2: in that regard. He gave us another one over the weekend.
- 9:50Speaker 2: The jazz Chishm, the Yankee second Basement, was asked if
- 9:53Speaker 2: he would sign with the Dodgers because everyone who's good
- 9:56Speaker 2: wants to play for the Dodgers in free agents if
- 10:00Speaker 2: he gets it, and his response he said, quote, I'd
- 10:03Speaker 2: go to the Angels before I go to the Dodgers.
- 10:07Speaker 2: Chishm said, I'd want to go and win by myself.
- 10:12Speaker 2: He said, I'd rather build my roof than go to
- 10:16Speaker 2: the Dodgers.
- 10:18Speaker 1: Close quote. So he's gonna interpret that many ways. He's
- 10:22Speaker 1: a loaner.
- 10:23Speaker 2: He doesn't like playing with others, and he just wants
- 10:26Speaker 2: to do it on his own. So I got a
- 10:29Speaker 2: couple of emails from Dodger fans.
- 10:31Speaker 1: You gotta rip Chisholm. Maller, come on, man, you gotta
- 10:34Speaker 1: kill you gotta do it. You gotta rip this guy.
- 10:37Speaker 1: So I thought about it.
- 10:39Speaker 2: Dodger fans are They're pissed off, they're upset, They're like,
- 10:42Speaker 2: what's going on?
- 10:43Speaker 1: So they want me to goof on jazz Chism.
- 10:45Speaker 2: So the question the Yankees' second baseman Jazz Chisholm says
- 10:51Speaker 2: recently that he would rather play for the Angels, a
- 10:53Speaker 2: team that has the longest postseasons rout in baseball, over
- 10:57Speaker 2: the Dodgers the Blue Dynasty Crew. He'd rather play with
- 11:02Speaker 2: the Angels and the Dodgers in free agency because he
- 11:05Speaker 2: wants to do it by himself, wants to go win
- 11:08Speaker 2: by his lonesome. Do you approve or disprove the words
- 11:15Speaker 2: of Jazzism, So I have an unpopular opinion for my
- 11:20Speaker 2: friends who or Dodger guys.
- 11:21Speaker 1: I get it.
- 11:23Speaker 2: I don't have an issue with it. On this one,
- 11:25Speaker 2: I don't have a problem with it. I get it,
- 11:27Speaker 2: and I actually like it. I like the fact that
- 11:30Speaker 2: he said it. Now, there's a lot of things Jazzism
- 11:32Speaker 2: says just to hear himself talk, but I like it.
- 11:35Speaker 2: Here's somebody that's got a pulse, that's got that fighting spirit.
- 11:39Speaker 1: I like that.
- 11:40Speaker 2: Somebody who's not hiding under the bed sucking their thumb
- 11:43Speaker 2: in the fetal position, crying because the Blue Crew are
- 11:47Speaker 2: the twenty seven Yankees, and all that is to stop.
- 11:51Speaker 2: The way I interpreted the quote from Jazzism is I
- 11:54Speaker 2: don't want to join the Avengers they don't need me.
- 11:58Speaker 2: The Avengers are set. I want to go fight the
- 12:01Speaker 2: Avengers is what I want to do. It's Rocky Balboa
- 12:05Speaker 2: pointing at Apollo Creed and saying, let's dance. You know,
- 12:09Speaker 2: let's go, let's do it. Come on now. And you
- 12:12Speaker 2: know the Dodgers are They are so stacked.
- 12:15Speaker 1: At this point.
- 12:16Speaker 2: It's like in and out double double with animal style fries.
- 12:21Speaker 2: Just just absolutely great right there at midnight, and long line,
- 12:26Speaker 2: long line people just waiting in the line there love it.
- 12:30Speaker 2: So you go to the Dodgers. At this point, you
- 12:34Speaker 2: sign with the Dodgers, you're just another tesla in the
- 12:38Speaker 2: whole Foods parking lot.
- 12:39Speaker 1: That's all you are. There's a million year they're.
- 12:41Speaker 2: All mostly white tesla's. There's some maybe some black ones
- 12:44Speaker 2: in there, but it's all the same, some red ones.
- 12:46Speaker 2: I don't know who got that. So stop boohooing, that's
- 12:50Speaker 2: what I would say. Just stop boohooing about payrolls and
- 12:54Speaker 2: it's not fair and all that stuff. Baseball needs more
- 12:57Speaker 2: players who are like rather than be part of, Like
- 13:02Speaker 2: we said, the Avengers, let's go slay the dragon. Let's
- 13:05Speaker 2: go out there. And I don't want to say it
- 13:08Speaker 2: at the cool kids table. I want to go out
- 13:10Speaker 2: and beat those guys. And I feel like so many
- 13:13Speaker 2: have the same brain rot in baseball. We're rather than
- 13:15Speaker 2: have that mindset, They're like, I'd.
- 13:17Speaker 1: Rather join them, or it's not fair. We need to
- 13:19Speaker 1: change the rules because we're losers. You know that whole thing.
- 13:24Speaker 2: Now, Jazz, as we mentioned, he wants thirty five million,
- 13:28Speaker 2: and he mentioned the Angels, there's a better chance he
- 13:31Speaker 2: signs with the team in the Mexican League than the Angels.
- 13:33Speaker 2: They're more likely to offer thirty five million than Ardie
- 13:36Speaker 2: Marino is if you feel me on that, And so
- 13:41Speaker 2: good luck with the chest thumping, which is nice there
- 13:46Speaker 2: and the Dodgers. I mean, we also know that he
- 13:48Speaker 2: would sign with the Dodgers, Jazz if they offered him
- 13:50Speaker 2: forty million a year of gold bullyon, he would be okay,
- 13:55Speaker 2: I will be moonwalking to Chavezravine put me in coach.
- 14:01Speaker 2: I'm ready to play. And we know that money doesn't talk.
- 14:04Speaker 2: It swears. It swears like Lucky Tony. It swears. Now,
- 14:08Speaker 2: final thought to Anaheim we go where the Angels had
- 14:14Speaker 2: a controversy over the week. This is a great story.
- 14:17Speaker 2: Coop's not happy about it. So the Angel players, I
- 14:21Speaker 2: love this reporting. They quote took notice of Arty Morino's
- 14:25Speaker 2: comments to reporters over the weekend in which the owner
- 14:30Speaker 2: of the Angels baseball team said that winning is not
- 14:36Speaker 2: a priority for the fans, the fans of the Angels
- 14:40Speaker 2: or I guess a lower grade fan and they don't
- 14:43Speaker 2: want a winner. Now already mentioned that the moms who
- 14:48Speaker 2: take their kids, the moms of Orange County, they just
- 14:51Speaker 2: want an affordable ticket, and.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Nobody really cares about winning.
- 14:54Speaker 2: It's not in the top five priorities at the Big
- 14:58Speaker 2: A and Anaheims. So that is I'm paraphrasing some of that,
- 15:02Speaker 2: but that's essentially what you can look at yourself. That's
- 15:04Speaker 2: what Arti Marino said. Now, Bruce Meyer, who is the
- 15:09Speaker 2: head of the Major League Baseball Players Association, because Tony
- 15:13Speaker 2: Clark couldn't keep the snake in the cage allegedly anyway,
- 15:18Speaker 2: So the guy Bruce Meyer here was asked about this.
- 15:22Speaker 2: He said, let's just say the players took notice of it,
- 15:26Speaker 2: meaning the Angels players took notice of it, he said,
- 15:29Speaker 2: And we took notice of it too while meeting with
- 15:33Speaker 2: the Angel players. So the question for the panel here,
- 15:40Speaker 2: how do you interpret Artie Marino, the owner, this guy
- 15:44Speaker 2: owns the team, saying that the Angel fans don't care
- 15:47Speaker 2: much about winning.
- 15:48Speaker 1: It's not one of their top five priorities.
- 15:51Speaker 2: So the word I wrote down is insulting with the
- 15:55Speaker 2: capitol I, it's obviously insulting. It's essentially you people will
- 16:02Speaker 2: show up. As long as we have fireworks and bobbleheads
- 16:06Speaker 2: and cinnamon rolls, you're gonna show up, okay, and we'll
- 16:09Speaker 2: give up bats in the batting helmets, and you dummies
- 16:13Speaker 2: will show up no matter what. So why should I
- 16:15Speaker 2: spend any money? It's not a priority. You gotta spend
- 16:18Speaker 2: money in to win. Why would I spend money? That's
- 16:21Speaker 2: essentially what he's saying. He said, Hey, you know what,
- 16:24Speaker 2: you can go to dum You can go down to
- 16:26Speaker 2: Disneyland and you can see the Dumbo, right, or you
- 16:29Speaker 2: can come to the Big A and look at our fans.
- 16:30Speaker 2: They're all a bunch of dumbos. Capital D Dumbo, capital
- 16:34Speaker 2: D Dumbo. That's what he's saying, and that's what it
- 16:37Speaker 2: sounds like. Now already mentioned a survey that was done
- 16:41Speaker 2: in which this is what happened. This is the product
- 16:43Speaker 2: of market research. They asked Angel fancy claims, do you
- 16:48Speaker 2: want to win? And what's your priorities? And they didn't
- 16:50Speaker 2: name winning. So people started asking questions like, well, where's
- 16:54Speaker 2: this survey? Nobody's ever seen the survey?
- 16:56Speaker 1: Where is it?
- 16:58Speaker 2: Was it conducted in the parking lot next to the
- 17:01Speaker 2: Big A. Was it done on the back of a
- 17:04Speaker 2: cocktail napkin at Downtown Disney somewhere?
- 17:07Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 17:09Speaker 4: So.
- 17:09Speaker 2: Arti Morino testing the water, That's the way I look
- 17:13Speaker 2: at this. Arti Morino testing the water?
- 17:14Speaker 1: What does that mean?
- 17:16Speaker 2: It means that this is a dog whistle, a dog
- 17:20Speaker 2: whistle from the Angel's owner, Plane and simple. There's really
- 17:23Speaker 2: no other way to interpret it. He's daring you, as
- 17:27Speaker 2: a fan to boycott. He doesn't think you have the balls.
- 17:31Speaker 1: To do it.
- 17:33Speaker 2: That's what this is about. When the owner openly says
- 17:37Speaker 2: that winning is not a priority. Obviously it's expensive to win,
- 17:43Speaker 2: he's essentially saying, if you don't revolt, if you don't
- 17:47Speaker 2: push back on this, I'm just gonna continue to pocket
- 17:51Speaker 2: the revenue.
- 17:51Speaker 1: And that's that. It's corporate gaslighting, is what it is.
- 17:55Speaker 2: But there's really nice palm trees and those big helmets
- 17:58Speaker 2: outside the stadium.
- 17:58Speaker 1: So that's pretty cool.
- 18:00Speaker 2: It's like, but come on, this is this is so
- 18:03Speaker 2: you're all laid back, you don't care about winning and
- 18:05Speaker 2: all that stuff. And to think that this is you
- 18:09Speaker 2: got one side forty miles away at Dodger Stadium where
- 18:12Speaker 2: they they'll gouge their fans, but they win, Dodger fans
- 18:16Speaker 2: getting gouged, and then Lardiya's like, well we want cheaper tickets,
- 18:19Speaker 2: all right, we got cheaper ticket. Team blows. Team's embarrassment.
- 18:23Speaker 2: It's like a Triple A team, Pacific Coast League team.
- 18:26Speaker 1: We're in Big League logos. It's ridiculous.
- 18:29Speaker 2: So it's like the fans who go to those gives,
- 18:32Speaker 2: they sitting you sitting in traffic, often gridlock traffic to
- 18:35Speaker 2: get to the Big A to watch mediocre and a
- 18:37Speaker 2: team that's openly not trying to win, openly not trying
- 18:40Speaker 2: to win. Now, I would say those of you who go,
- 18:43Speaker 2: you're not dumbbos. You're loyal to a fault. You have
- 18:47Speaker 2: to dabble in apathy. And if Arty Marino really believe
- 18:52Speaker 2: that you demanded a good team that you needed to win,
- 18:57Speaker 2: then he would either have to a open the vault
- 19:00Speaker 2: and take some of that money he's been saving up
- 19:02Speaker 2: and spend some of that or he'd have to sell
- 19:05Speaker 2: the team. And that's the part that scares HI mean
- 19:09Speaker 2: mamby threaten to sell the Angels a couple years ago
- 19:11Speaker 2: and then sit psych I'm not selling the team, are
- 19:14Speaker 2: you losers?
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- 19:28Speaker 2: mallor Riddle of the day, And here's the mallor riddle
- 19:32Speaker 2: of the day. We'll stick to baseball, but we'll go
- 19:34Speaker 2: to the team that actually tries to win. The Doyers.
- 19:37Speaker 2: Tyler Glass now revealed recently a new diet after the
- 19:44Speaker 2: Dodgers suggested that he add some blank for the twenty
- 19:50Speaker 2: twenty six MLB season. Again, Tyler Glass now pitcher, revealing
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- 21:26Speaker 1: Uh, Bronco fan. Your comments can.
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- 21:39Speaker 2: back to it we go, and time now, time now
- 21:43Speaker 2: for the always popular Mallard riddle of a Tyler glass.
- 21:47Speaker 2: Now that's a Pitcher revealed that the diet he's on
- 21:52Speaker 2: now has changed after the Dodgers suggested he adds some
- 21:55Speaker 2: blank for the upcoming season.
- 21:58Speaker 1: Tammy in Vegas is mouthwash?
- 22:02Speaker 2: Is the answer? Yeah, mouthwash? Mike, where's he at? We
- 22:05Speaker 2: haven't heard him in a while.
- 22:06Speaker 1: He's a weapon.
- 22:07Speaker 2: He is a weapon, he is. That's Tammy in Vegas.
- 22:10Speaker 2: Fami's going with Mallard fries. I do love the Mallar fries.
- 22:14Speaker 2: We need some Mallard poutine on the menu somewhere. Oh yeah,
- 22:18Speaker 2: that'd be great. King Rory says, cooked meat is the answer.
- 22:22Speaker 2: That's interesting, cooked meat.
- 22:23Speaker 1: What else? Do we have?
- 22:24Speaker 2: A giant wheel of cheese from Asher? Some sticky stuff
- 22:28Speaker 2: guessed by Lady Sideburns. Ferg Dog says a helmet waffle
- 22:33Speaker 2: Sunday at the Big A. That's all you need. Just
- 22:36Speaker 2: get to the batting helmet with the Sunday The people
- 22:40Speaker 2: will love it.
- 22:40Speaker 1: That's all they That's all they need.
- 22:43Speaker 2: Cats from courtesy Flusher. What else we have? Stevie Meatball says,
- 22:48Speaker 2: ammonia free glass cleaner, Ammonia free glass cleaner. Donkey Sausage
- 22:53Speaker 2: says the what you McCall.
- 22:54Speaker 1: It bar is the way to go.
- 22:56Speaker 2: Nick says skunk meat for smelly clubhouse farts.
- 23:02Speaker 1: It's very specific there from Nick? What else? How far out?
- 23:06Speaker 2: Dave in Ohio says Madonna modest mouse who is a blowfish,
- 23:11Speaker 2: smashing pumpkins, Uncle Limp, biscuit, pearl jam something something alf
- 23:17Speaker 2: the Alien Opiner says they wanted some more razmataz, so
- 23:22Speaker 2: they told him to drink more coffee. Drink more coffee.
- 23:26Speaker 2: Oodles of noodles from Malard prop Guy. That's a big
- 23:30Speaker 2: bucket of oodles and noodles from Malard prop Guys. Sardines
- 23:34Speaker 2: from Dante Chiefs. TI Guy says they told the Dodger
- 23:38Speaker 2: pitcherd add birth control pills to his die. Culver's cheese
- 23:44Speaker 2: kurds from JT. The Wingman, A finanswer, spaghettios and wonderbread
- 23:49Speaker 2: from Tom Who else you have? Page down? Fish and
- 23:53Speaker 2: chips from Micah Leprechaun. And that's his answer. All right, Lorena,
- 23:58Speaker 2: do you have an answer to the mal riddle of
- 24:00Speaker 2: the day.
- 24:01Speaker 1: Yes, estrogen, estrogen? Okay, does he need more estrogen in
- 24:06Speaker 1: his diet than darn it? That's so close.
- 24:09Speaker 2: It turns out Tyler Glass now revealed that the Dodgers
- 24:12Speaker 2: asked him to change his diet. They told him that
- 24:16Speaker 2: he needed some more fat. He needs more fat in
- 24:20Speaker 2: the diet. You gotta get fatter, You gotta get.
- 24:25Speaker 1: Fatter, You gotta get fatter.
- 24:26Speaker 2: I's go to the phones. We'll say hello, eeny meanie,
- 24:29Speaker 2: miney moe. Pick a collar by the name it's Elo.
- 24:31Speaker 2: See he's in Manhattan and he's here right now to
- 24:35Speaker 2: dazzle you.
- 24:36Speaker 1: Hello Steve O in Manhattan.
- 24:38Speaker 5: Welcome Ben, distinguished panel, expanding audience, welcome to you. All right,
- 24:46Speaker 5: I know the whole country knows. We have in a
- 24:48Speaker 5: blizzard right now in New York City. Maya munchkin to
- 24:52Speaker 5: declare a state of emergency that needs the old vehicles
- 24:56Speaker 5: off the road. Where do you put them?
- 24:57Speaker 4: Do you take it?
- 24:57Speaker 5: What's the road? And I was outside I always I
- 25:01Speaker 5: told you before, like during riot and stuff, I go out,
- 25:04Speaker 5: but I won't get that close to a riot. But
- 25:06Speaker 5: I'm four five blocks away by like going out doing
- 25:09Speaker 5: blizzards and snowstorms. I see this dude right this early
- 25:13Speaker 5: in the night if he's on a scooter and he's
- 25:16Speaker 5: like sliding back and forth. He's delivering food and stuff.
- 25:20Speaker 5: So I would say if delivering food in a snowstorm
- 25:25Speaker 5: was an Olympic event. Dude ten across the board to
- 25:29Speaker 5: this guy ten ten ten, and as he's going by me,
- 25:33Speaker 5: I told him, they said, yo, I'll give you five
- 25:34Speaker 5: bucks for that food. He just laughed and he just
- 25:36Speaker 5: kept going. There are morons out here out in the
- 25:40Speaker 5: street during the snow. They're driving around. I mean either
- 25:44Speaker 5: they're going a hole or they're doing something they shouldn't
- 25:47Speaker 5: really be out on the road. But it does help
- 25:49Speaker 5: flatten out the snow. I know you guys where you
- 25:51Speaker 5: are snow. You see it on television.
- 25:54Speaker 1: You see snow.
- 25:55Speaker 2: It's just in the mountain, in the mountains on its
- 25:58Speaker 2: snow in the mountain can go to the so we
- 26:00Speaker 2: have the best of both hords. You go to the
- 26:01Speaker 2: beach and go to the snow. It's it's all over
- 26:03Speaker 2: the place there. I like how they use the word
- 26:05Speaker 2: they said, potentially historic blizzard. Potentially is a weasel word.
- 26:10Speaker 2: As you know, Steve in Manhattan, it's a weasel word, right,
- 26:13Speaker 2: It's like, well, it depends, and it's not just you.
- 26:15Speaker 2: I know, you're just all worried about you in New York,
- 26:17Speaker 2: But it's all the way up to Boston, right, the
- 26:19Speaker 2: whole thing, the whole winds overnight gusting seventy miles an hour,
- 26:23Speaker 2: major coastal flooding, widespread power outages, the whole thing.
- 26:29Speaker 5: The leper count, the leptocons, probably the leptocauns getting buried
- 26:33Speaker 5: up there in Beantown. But damn bore used to snow.
- 26:36Speaker 5: We got away about four or five years. We got lucky. We'
- 26:39Speaker 5: got Harley. Any snow in the New I'm talking about
- 26:42Speaker 5: the New York City area. I'm not talking about Buffalo
- 26:45Speaker 5: when you know hopefl Steeds and there's twenty inches of
- 26:48Speaker 5: snow on the ground. But the New York area have
- 26:51Speaker 5: been pretty lucky. The problem is a lot of people
- 26:55Speaker 5: in New York City really they're not really New York
- 26:57Speaker 5: beause people have to realize that they've come from all over.
- 26:59Speaker 5: They don't have to shovel snow. They don't know how
- 27:01Speaker 5: to do openings on the sidewalk to get these poor
- 27:04Speaker 5: old ladies.
- 27:05Speaker 4: They got all the.
- 27:06Speaker 5: Ways walked down the block. There's no cutthroughs for them.
- 27:09Speaker 5: They come off a bus. They're doing the high hurdles
- 27:12Speaker 5: because again there's no openings. People bury the other call
- 27:15Speaker 5: when they're digging, calls out of the snow. They don't know.
- 27:17Speaker 5: I'm gonna start a snow shoveling class at the school
- 27:20Speaker 5: or something to that.
- 27:21Speaker 2: But the thing when I go out and make some money, man,
- 27:23Speaker 2: come on, can you make money? People don't want to.
- 27:25Speaker 2: They don't want to use their own they don't want
- 27:26Speaker 2: to get rid of their own snow. They'll pay you
- 27:28Speaker 2: some money. Get a snow blow or get a blow
- 27:30Speaker 2: torch out there, get rid of the snow.
- 27:32Speaker 5: No, you're right, you just fund that the kids. When
- 27:35Speaker 5: I was young, the kids go out, we go out,
- 27:37Speaker 5: and we go out and make a lot of money
- 27:38Speaker 5: doing store.
- 27:39Speaker 8: They're too lazy for that these days.
- 27:42Speaker 2: Is it on TikTok? Can I get some followers on TikTok?
- 27:47Speaker 5: Yeah, but they're telling people, yeah, just come on down
- 27:50Speaker 5: and shovel some snow. For twenty two bucks an hour,
- 27:53Speaker 5: you're gonna take a physical.
- 27:54Speaker 2: So it says the blizzard warning issued from Virginia to
- 27:59Speaker 2: May in that obviously New York, Boston, New Jersey, Long Island, Connecticut,
- 28:04Speaker 2: Rhode Island, Hall and the Big Bad Blizzard Warning which
- 28:08Speaker 2: is in effect until early strongest wins early till early
- 28:13Speaker 2: here on Monday morning.
- 28:16Speaker 1: So that's according to the updated forecast.
- 28:18Speaker 2: But you're actually there, you don't need you don't need
- 28:20Speaker 2: the four When you're actually there, you don't need the forecast.
- 28:22Speaker 2: You can just go out and see if the winds
- 28:24Speaker 2: gusting forty miles or seventy miles an hour.
- 28:26Speaker 1: It's go out and check.
- 28:28Speaker 5: Hey, I go outside doing the blizzard. I love it.
- 28:31Speaker 5: The thing is, I think the Leprechaun is on the
- 28:33Speaker 5: roof of his house. That's how much told they're getting
- 28:35Speaker 5: up in Beancoon. But I don't think he could use
- 28:37Speaker 5: his cell phone update, you know, and you can't do
- 28:39Speaker 5: smoke signals, and the solar panels are useless when they
- 28:43Speaker 5: got five.
- 28:43Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the only guy.
- 28:44Speaker 2: He's right now applying Michael Leperkron suntann lotion in the
- 28:48Speaker 2: blizzard while while it's he's being packed in snow. He's
- 28:51Speaker 2: got the suntann lotion on the Hawaiian tropic, so he's
- 28:54Speaker 2: ready to go on.
- 28:55Speaker 5: Right, the sun will reflect off the snow. You probably
- 28:58Speaker 5: get himself a nice tand and look in certain areas.
- 29:00Speaker 5: If you walk into a certain area and the sun
- 29:02Speaker 5: is beaming down, Listen, you're in Hawaii. You go down
- 29:05Speaker 5: the block and there's no sun coming in that area,
- 29:08Speaker 5: you know, blocked off by a building or something. During Siberia.
- 29:11Speaker 5: That's it New York City. Listen.
- 29:13Speaker 4: They might as well just called.
- 29:15Speaker 5: New York City an amusement park now and just charge
- 29:17Speaker 5: people a mission to come in and just have fun
- 29:20Speaker 5: and call it fun City. And that's it, because it's.
- 29:22Speaker 4: The city's gone.
- 29:23Speaker 5: It's that they can't shovel.
- 29:24Speaker 2: Snow are They're all everyone's weak Back when you were
- 29:28Speaker 2: a kid, everyone at a snowshovel great. The greatest snowball
- 29:32Speaker 2: fight I ever got in was in Manhattan.
- 29:34Speaker 1: It was awesome.
- 29:35Speaker 2: We were running at it was like the day after
- 29:37Speaker 2: some snow and it was snow piled up on the
- 29:40Speaker 2: cars and the mailboxes, and we had an epic snowball
- 29:45Speaker 2: fight for the ages.
- 29:46Speaker 5: It's all time game, right, That's what the kids did.
- 29:50Speaker 5: We just have some of the greatest snowball fights of ball.
- 29:52Speaker 5: There was always one clown would bring a snowball into
- 29:55Speaker 5: the school and fire it down the hall way.
- 29:57Speaker 2: You can't be doing that. It's ridiculous. Are well listen,
- 29:59Speaker 2: I got but thank you. There's a hot snow talk
- 30:02Speaker 2: from Steven Manhattan. Let's go to Scott in the Commonwealth.
- 30:06Speaker 2: Hello Scott and the Commonwealth welcome. Hey, then hello Scott.
- 30:13Speaker 4: Hello Raina. That's oh so in in the Commonwealth. Yes,
- 30:21Speaker 4: it is snowing. That's great. I don't have to go
- 30:25Speaker 4: to work today.
- 30:26Speaker 2: That's You're looking at the positive side of things here.
- 30:29Speaker 2: You're not complaining. You're like, this is one this is.
- 30:31Speaker 1: An extra day off from me.
- 30:32Speaker 2: I can sit on my fat ass, I can call
- 30:35Speaker 2: a radio show, I can I can go online.
- 30:38Speaker 1: I got all kinds of things I can do myself.
- 30:40Speaker 4: Yes, as absolutely, that's that's a great thing. If you
- 30:45Speaker 4: don't have to drive, oh warrivale AnyWho. So I have
- 30:51Speaker 4: two questions. I know it's not like ask Ben, but
- 30:57Speaker 4: I got two questions.
- 30:59Speaker 1: No, here we go.
- 30:59Speaker 2: These are two, not three, not four. Two questions from
- 31:03Speaker 2: Scott in a blizzard.
- 31:05Speaker 1: He's gonna heat up the radio right now. You're gonna
- 31:08Speaker 1: be dazzled by this. It is gonna be amazing.
- 31:11Speaker 4: It's gonna be then, it's gonna be amazing. I'm gonna
- 31:15Speaker 4: razzle dazzle.
- 31:17Speaker 2: Okay, now what about what about the razmataz. You're gonna
- 31:19Speaker 2: bring the ras matas also just the razzle dazzle.
- 31:22Speaker 4: I am gonna bring the razzmataz for you and Lorena
- 31:26Speaker 4: oh Man one for you and as a bonus, Lorena, Okay,
- 31:32Speaker 4: all right, here we go, Here we go.
- 31:33Speaker 1: Question number one, number one.
- 31:38Speaker 4: Okay, have you ever pretended to tell a girl you're
- 31:44Speaker 4: gay so she you hoped she would try and change you?
- 31:51Speaker 2: No, I've never been in Have you done this?
- 31:54Speaker 1: Is this something? Has this been your move?
- 31:56Speaker 6: Here?
- 31:57Speaker 1: Does that actually work? Does not only work in raw coms?
- 32:01Speaker 4: Oh? I'm not saying you acted day, I'm saying, have
- 32:05Speaker 4: you ever told a woman? No? I've never gay? No? Okay,
- 32:10Speaker 4: I never.
- 32:12Speaker 2: That's a very odd question. Did you see a movie
- 32:14Speaker 2: or something? I feel like you saw a movie and
- 32:16Speaker 2: you took that out of the No.
- 32:17Speaker 4: No. I've heard people guys saying, actually, you know what,
- 32:22Speaker 4: like say you find a pretty girl like Florna. You know,
- 32:26Speaker 4: I would like to hang out with a girl, but
- 32:28Speaker 4: I'm gay. Could you help me change?
- 32:31Speaker 1: Can you help me.
- 32:34Speaker 5: A spell?
- 32:34Speaker 1: Or something like that? But but.
- 32:38Speaker 2: All right, all right that question two? Here we go,
- 32:42Speaker 2: question number two.
- 32:44Speaker 4: All right, this is for Lorena. Hey you ready, body.
- 32:48Speaker 1: Come on, buddy, I'm already buddy.
- 32:50Speaker 4: Okay, here we got. Have you ever bought yourself a
- 32:54Speaker 4: diamond to wear it to ward off guy from hinting
- 32:59Speaker 4: on you?
- 33:00Speaker 1: You mean like a wedding, like a wedding ring, like
- 33:02Speaker 1: a wedding man?
- 33:04Speaker 4: No, not that, just like you have a wouldn't that be.
- 33:09Speaker 2: But wouldn't that be the same where Although I think
- 33:12Speaker 2: it works like men, I think get chased more when
- 33:15Speaker 2: they have a wedding ring.
- 33:16Speaker 8: I know women who do that to try into tour
- 33:18Speaker 8: getting hit on, But I've never done it.
- 33:23Speaker 4: Lorena knows what I'm talking about. She knows.
- 33:26Speaker 1: No, I've never heard of.
- 33:28Speaker 8: A guy saying that he's gay in order for a
- 33:30Speaker 8: woman to turn him straight. I've never heard of a
- 33:33Speaker 8: man doing that.
- 33:34Speaker 4: That's fine, that's fine, we're of different age. I've heard
- 33:38Speaker 4: of that with a woman.
- 33:42Speaker 8: I know a lot of girls will be like, oh,
- 33:45Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I'm a lesbian to get guys to go away.
- 33:49Speaker 2: But that doesn't that doesn't stop them. It doesn't stop it.
- 33:52Speaker 1: Same with the wedding ring. Nothing actually works.
- 33:54Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, all right, Well listen fascinating questions by you,
- 34:00Speaker 2: all these women hitting on me. I had no chance. Yeah,
- 34:03Speaker 2: my god, I should have said that. I should have
- 34:04Speaker 2: said thank you, go away. There he goes Scott in
- 34:08Speaker 2: the Commonwealth. Hey, we are excited to announce that we
- 34:12Speaker 2: have been upgraded in the Sunshine State. A little birdie
- 34:17Speaker 2: tells us our Tampa radio home.
- 34:20Speaker 1: They've done the old switcheroo.
- 34:21Speaker 2: We are now on a hundred thousand watt signal.
- 34:25Speaker 1: Ook.
- 34:26Speaker 2: Yeah, absolute blow torch, a flamethrower. Ninety five seven WDAE,
- 34:32Speaker 2: Tampa Bay's sports station, the home.
- 34:35Speaker 1: Of the Ben Malor Show.
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- 34:40Speaker 2: the vice president of Programming Tommy Chuck and the program
- 34:43Speaker 2: director Nick Wise for putting this show on and for
- 34:47Speaker 2: allowing us to be on this amazing radio station, one
- 34:50Speaker 2: hundred thousand watt radio station. Just awesome to be there,
- 34:54Speaker 2: the power booming all over the greater Tampa area, and
- 34:58Speaker 2: we are excited to be on that station, and we
- 35:01Speaker 2: love being on the old station, but now it's even
- 35:03Speaker 2: better because more people can hear us on the new
- 35:06Speaker 2: one hundred thousand watt That is power, that is I
- 35:10Speaker 2: just feel the testosterone. One hundred thousand watt state.
- 35:17Speaker 1: That's great.
- 35:17Speaker 2: So thank you to our friends in Tampa. It is
- 35:20Speaker 2: the Ben Mahler Show. I need a game show contestant.
- 35:24Speaker 2: Why do I not have a damn game show contestant?
- 35:28Speaker 1: What is going on with you people? How dare you?
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- 36:48Speaker 6: Hey, you sports figure guy or girl here?
- 36:51Speaker 1: Well you talking to sons here some instant.
- 36:53Speaker 6: Advice hold that though no one's paid attention to me
- 36:56Speaker 6: for ten whole seconds.
- 36:58Speaker 2: And if you don't like it, and no way we
- 37:02Speaker 2: go time out for the advice line.
- 37:05Speaker 1: Who in sports needs our advice could be a coach,
- 37:08Speaker 1: a player, a prominent media member, or an entire country.
- 37:14Speaker 2: Now, in the Olympics that ended on Sunday, team USA
- 37:18Speaker 2: won the hockey gold medal over our brothers and sisters
- 37:21Speaker 2: in Canada. Now I happen to have a great admiration
- 37:24Speaker 2: for Canada. I love Canada, great country, wonderful people, good food,
- 37:29Speaker 2: at least the poutine. But they need help. This is
- 37:32Speaker 2: not a good day. It's embarrassing. This is their sport.
- 37:35Speaker 2: They lost to the USA at the Olympics. So what
- 37:38Speaker 2: is your advice to the men, women and children of
- 37:42Speaker 2: Canada on how they can recover from this national disgrace
- 37:47Speaker 2: losing to the USA and hockey? Eight seven seven ninety
- 37:50Speaker 2: nine on Fox is the number the incident advice? Line
- 37:54Speaker 2: Line one, you're on the air your advice to people
- 37:56Speaker 2: in Canada on dealing.
- 37:58Speaker 1: With the loss in the Olympics.
- 38:00Speaker 4: Canada suck.
- 38:01Speaker 1: Okay, it's not very helpful. Line Line two, you're on
- 38:06Speaker 1: the airline too.
- 38:06Speaker 2: Your advice please to our friends in Canada on how
- 38:09Speaker 2: to lose, how to deal with losing the Olympics in hockey. Okay,
- 38:17Speaker 2: I don't know what that was. Line of what's going on?
- 38:19Speaker 2: It must be because there's a blizzard. Line three, you're
- 38:21Speaker 2: on the Airline three, Hello, Ben.
- 38:23Speaker 4: Did you know Olympic ice figure skating play by play out?
- 38:28Speaker 6: So Terry Ganna was a member of Jim Delvano's nineteen eighty.
- 38:31Speaker 1: Three I did not know that, but now I do.
- 38:33Speaker 1: Line four, you're on the airline four. Hello it time,
- 38:37Speaker 1: look at it?
- 38:37Speaker 4: Do we have to pay more for maple syrup?
- 38:39Speaker 2: Now, yes, there's gonna be a terrif on maple syrp.
- 38:42Speaker 2: Line Line five, Hello, line five.
- 38:46Speaker 5: Don't you celebrate the Clippers final four appearance? How would
- 38:49Speaker 5: you like?
- 38:49Speaker 2: Well, that's right, that's an impressive profo. You write superwarga.
- 38:51Speaker 2: See that is a great performance. Line six, Hello, line six.
- 38:54Speaker 4: Kenja can drink all over again?
- 38:56Speaker 2: There you go, just get hammered baby. Line one, you're
- 38:59Speaker 2: on the air advice. There are friends in Canada on
- 39:01Speaker 2: how to deal with the embarrassment of losing the Golden Hockey.
- 39:06Speaker 5: Too tall Jones?
- 39:08Speaker 1: Yeah that was yeah, that was you. Okay, all right,
- 39:11Speaker 1: come effort. Line three, you're on the airline three. Hello,
- 39:15Speaker 1: Jason's Jobby slump Yo. There you go, get the old
- 39:20Speaker 1: slump bug.
- 39:20Speaker 2: That was Mark Grace that had the slumpbuster eight seven
- 39:23Speaker 2: seven ninety nine on Fox.
- 39:24Speaker 1: Line three or line four, you're on the airline four. Oh,
- 39:28Speaker 1: that's that's not the real guy.
- 39:30Speaker 5: What more.
- 39:30Speaker 2: If it's good, I'll take credit, If not a blame mccoop.
- 39:33Speaker 2: Give advice to the men women and children of Canada
- 39:36Speaker 2: dealing with the loss Mine six Line six. You're on
- 39:38Speaker 2: the Airline six.
- 39:39Speaker 4: Go hello.
- 39:41Speaker 1: Oh No. Line six had a bad job by you, Linzie.
- 39:45Speaker 1: You strutted up line sex