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Corrupt by Penelope Douglas - Just Another Teen Groupie Cult, Nothing to See Here! · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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Hi friends, you're listening to Lose the Plot with Carla and
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Emily. In this episode we're reading
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Corrupt by Penelope Douglas. We are talking about the entire
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book so warning there will be spoilers.
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I'm Carla and if that slut spreads her legs for you, I will
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make sure marrying me will be the nightmare of her life.
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I'm Emily and I would never trust a man that ate a pickle
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and peanut butter sandwich. Welcome to the tantalizing world
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of our podcast, where seduction and scandal await.
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to our wicked cause. OK, let's listen to some juicy,
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delicious trigger warnings from the author's website, which I'm
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sad to say are frequented too many times this year.
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I'm so sorry. All right, I'm going to get
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through this fast because there's a lot Hazing, revenge,
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fantasy, abusive behavior, toxic relationships, violent behavior,
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physical assault, misogynistic behavior, predatory behavior,
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mention of underage sexual relations, mention of date rape,
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drugs, attempted sexual assault, dubious consent, bondage,
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kidnapping, group sex, and reference to incest, which of
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course, Penelope. Are an actual sexual assault.
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Yeah, but she didn't put that. She put attempted.
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I know it was. It was like you can't be hand to
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vagina. Penelope doesn't understand
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consent. I'm surprised she knew there was
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misogyny in the book because you know, some authors, they don't
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know, they don't know they're being misogynistic.
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She knows, but she weans in. Do you remember how we.
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Read Silver Swan. Yes.
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I do. This is what everyone was
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saying. They copied this book.
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I get it. Yeah, it's there.
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It's just like what is true too much.
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About this book. I.
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Don't. I don't know.
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I'm going to say I've already read the entire series.
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This was a long time ago and I'm surprised I haven't forced.
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Carla to read it earlier. True.
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I'm like I knew she would spiral.
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Adequately. Spiraling, but somehow it's so
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juicy and so disturbing. Before we get proper into it, I
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reckon if I get the timelines confused as we go, just no I
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didn't because I don't care. Because we have the 16 year old
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innocent, sexy, dumb Erica. Right.
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But then. We have the 19 year old innocent
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sexy dumb Erica anyway. So.
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Technically I sort of stopped caring about which timeline we
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were in because it was pissing me off.
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OK, to be fair, for Erica's character in the further books
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it's separate couples. She does get smarter, less dumb,
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still sexy. Good, glad to know she hasn't
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turned into a complete mole if she.
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Becomes the mayor of her own town, so.
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She's good. Don't.
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Worry. No stress.
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Sorry, spoilers. Spoilers or not, maybe she
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doesn't. No, not I'm.
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Sorry, cares who knows? It's Penelope Douglas.
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Honestly, there was no character development from 16 to 19, so
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I'm going to say that technically she's still underage
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because she's under 21 in America.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So I'm going to pretend it's the same.
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Child, she's 19 or 20 and not that it matters, it's a year
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because she's like in the sixteens.
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She's like, I'm a month of being 17.
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It's not that bad of me to go on the catacombs with 21 year old
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men because I'm one month of 17. Let's set the scene so we're in
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Thunder Bay. For me it's giving perverted
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version of forks from Twilight. It's the same shit.
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It's the same shit. It's the same.
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Shit small town but isn't it giving a bit more like Sons of
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Anarchy vibe? Because I thought it was gangs
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and then I realized it was basketball, gym and then it was
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giving High School Musical and I was like, where are?
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We you're just featuring Zac Efron.
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Look. Actual just bouncing a
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basketball and I was like, what is this?
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They have a map of Thunder Bay and it's like 6 houses.
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So it's a heat town. It's a heat town.
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You know what it is what it is. It is what it is.
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So it's American and Friday night.
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Lights the basketball. In day of onsite.
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OK. So, Erica?
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Erica. She's stupid bitch.
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Let's be for real. Oh, her character is the most
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embarrassing shit I've ever read in my life.
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Literally. Literally I.
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Thought she was giving Roxy from Dena Vipers a run for her money.
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Yeah, honestly, there's a point in there where she's got the
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blindfold on and they're in the catacombs a bit further ahead.
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She's like, are they fucking obviously Nah Nah.
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You just hear the moaning the like.
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What do you what do you think they're doing?
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The mad, you dumb bitch. She's.
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So pick me at 16. It's ridiculous.
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Someone's like Spank. Me daddy just a fuck are they
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are. They.
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There's a point where she's like, they're moaning and the
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girl's screaming like, yes, more.
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And then she's like, are they hurting her?
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Oh no. Maybe.
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She's. She's giving what you call it
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from credence. This must be the same bitch.
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Yeah. Tatum tatos tyrium.
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The teas are added against. What Tianan?
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Tianan that. Was.
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No credence. I'll be getting closer.
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Tian. Why do I feel like we're
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circling a drain somewhere? Did you?
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Did you get what I meant when I said this is brother's girl's?
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Brother's girl? Because whose?
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Girl, is she? She's.
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Michael's girl. She's Trevor's girl, but she's
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actually Michael's girl. While being Trevor's girl, but
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she's Michael's girl. OK this is how I was going to
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introduce Erica. Right?
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So she's 16 but her non boyfriend boyfriend is Trevor.
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What? We learn that she's got this
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weird relationship with Trevor and Michael's parents, the
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Christs. Yeah.
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Fucking say that 10 times faster.
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Oh yeah. Fuck me.
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They were like little baby bosom buddies from birth.
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Yeah. So they would put their little
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baby bodies together and be like, you guys are gonna get
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married? Yes, because we want Erica's
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parents business money, the inheritance, the legacy.
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So they've always paired her with Trevor, and they were meant
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to be forever. They were growing up together,
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same grade boy next door. Do we?
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Do you reckon they they seen that Erica's mum was pregnant
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and they're like, fuck, put a baby in her quickly?
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Like they're like, put Trevor in that.
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Put Trevor in. Put.
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They don't even. They already know the baby's
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name. We've got to get crackin.
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Crackin. Let's make it Trevor.
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Probably. I feel like their dad was
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putting babies in everywhere. It didn't really matter.
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OK, so. I want a book about him.
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You don't need to because he OK Spoiler sorry for future books.
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Him and Damon's dad are a major villains.
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That doesn't. Surprise me, technically.
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So Erica's dad died from a car crash.
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Michael's dad did that. Oh, the granddaddy.
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The dad Michael's dad did that. Trevor Michael's dad killed
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Erica's dad. I fucking don't.
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Know Michael Trevor. Michael Trevor, Mr. Crisp.
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I was like when I went to the end of the book, I was like, I
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didn't see his call. Him.
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Mikva McDonald. Micky DS.
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That's all we know about Erica, right?
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So when they're old enough to date in the teenage years, Erica
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just goes along because Trevor likes.
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Her, yeah. Rookie error.
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But she doesn't even like him. Yeah.
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But she goes a lot with. It trying to fuck the brother
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like honestly. She's been obsessed with.
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Michael since the crack of dawn. Oh, of time.
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Which makes zero sense to me and she's like, I always watched you
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in a room. When you get to the epilogue,
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you're just like, how girl? It's trash all the way through.
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Treat them and keep them. Clean I.
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Know Michael's like I'm gonna reel this puppy in the long
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term. He's like all the time.
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I know Eureka, I know what you like.
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She just likes you, you Dick face.
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You could be the nicest person to her and she fucking loves
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that. I don't know.
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She's, she's not all right. She's a bit cuckoo in the Nunu.
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Yeah, because something. Something ain't right.
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I think when they were. Squishing their baby bodies
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together. She fucking fell off somewhere.
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It was the the actual psycho gene from that family just
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blending in possibly. Yeah, yeah.
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She's so male centric even from that early young age she doesn't
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know how to say no to a religion.
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It's funny because when I was reading the first time I didn't
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notice, but when I read it the second time I was like, why is
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she so? She needs the validation.
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Yeah, of. All the males, All of them.
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It's insane but her character does grow.
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Not in this one. In other ones I was going.
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To say fucking what book were you reading?
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Not this book, not this one. And of course, she has a dead
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dad. Duh.
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Ah, and we can't. We can't have a female character
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without a dead. Parents.
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And you know what? Dead dad, non existent mum.
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Mum drugged up to the eyeballs. Yeah.
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Completely pointless. Why even mention her?
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She may as well have been dead too.
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I think it was just a kidnapper. Which is the dumbest thing ever.
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OK, so Erica only has her mum. She has no siblings.
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Her dad's dead. Yeah, she has nothing.
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So because she's never had a friend in her life, she needs
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all this male validation. She's in love with Michael.
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Love her. Simple.
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She was like, in utero. Yeah, so she just flounces
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around going like, oh, am I old enough to be cool yet?
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Like, waiting to be taken down to the catacombs, Like, stop.
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One of the first opening scenes in the book is them in some
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fucking classroom and everyone's like Kiki Kai Kai next to each
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other going like, Oh my. Gosh.
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It's. Happening.
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It was very twilight when they walked into the lunch room.
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I'm like, what have they been doing for four years?
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Because remember the epilogue, it pretty much says this starts
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from when he was 16. So I'm like, what have you been
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doing? I need the book from when they
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were 16 to 20. I was just.
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Imagining that I'm the teacher at the front of the room.
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I'm trying to teach calculus, right?
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I'm supposed to sit there and all of these kids are like, Oh
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my God, a smoke machine comes out through the whole room and
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then. These boys.
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In masks and what I'm imagining to be.
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Basketball shorts. They've got their basketball.
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They've got their little bats dressed up like Freddy
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Krueger's. They're coming in the Michael
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Myers. They're coming in like trying to
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be all masculine. And then I'm supposed to sit
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there and be silent while they pick out their sex slaves to go
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take to the catacombs and that shit's normal.
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I laugh so much like you're getting a detention.
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Also who like you on the school grounds?
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Illegal. Illegal.
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Get out of here. I'm like, you can't.
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They're like, we can't tell them.
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The one thing I picked up reading on my second read of
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this book is they're the most fucking flip floppy gang I've
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ever met. But why?
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They're like those adults. They're like the scariest people
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ever, but you push them over and they're on the ground crying.
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But also, why is the whole town gaslit into accepting this
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behaviour? Like this is.
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Giving Riverdale when they had that little cult.
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Yeah. That I'll get the gang that was
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going to kill the murderer. Yeah, brah.
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It's giving that like how it's so embarrassing.
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I'm I just don't know. And then she's like.
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Oh. She's like, which one's Michael?
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They leave and. Then she goes.
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Can I go to the toilet? She just.
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Let her 'cause. She's such a dog and.
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It's just been pulling. Them down to the catacombs
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we're. Out of.
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Control already. I'm foaming at the mouth and I'm
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supposed to accept this shit? Yes, this.
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Is like 3 scenes in I'm like. You know what though, if I'm 16
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and this was at my school I'd probably be frothing too.
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I was a dumb bitch then too, but now I'd be like who let me?
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First of all, you wouldn't be in a classroom because you're a
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normal adult. No, I mean no I.
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Mean you're in the corner. Like I haven't graduated.
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I meant like if I was to think about it as an.
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Adult No I just funny I. Don't know, I've never graduated
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so attracts. You in the room.
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I'm the teacher. You're the substitute.
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You're like my teacher's aide, right?
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And we're sitting there and we're like, like grown men with
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shirtless ABS, masks, whatever weapons they are.
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Like, I know we're supposed, you know how they do like the fright
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nights at them theme parks and they've got the hot men, you
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know, they've got ugly ass faces with the masks on.
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They've covered in mud. I think we're supposed to
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picture that, but I'm not picturing that.
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I'd be picturing them having a detention at lunchtime because
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you are cutting into my calculus.
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You need to get the fuck out. These kids are already behind.
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It's nearly school holidays. You guys got to fuck off.
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I mean it's like we're made devil's night.
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You guys should be worrying about midlife crisis by now.
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Why are you still? Playing the shit.
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Go do some real climes you stupid fucks.
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I don't know what they're doing. You know what?
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Valid, valid those because they're supposed to be the
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scariest baddies and they're literally burning old crack
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houses on fire. We were doing that shit when we
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were 14. Grow up, you guys are 19.
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We were committing murders. Exactly like what are these guys
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actually doing in a generate money for their gang because
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zilch. None.
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They're just doing it for no reason.
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B. Actual crimes that are actually
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turning some kind of profit. Like what are they?
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Having at their income and then they just leave to another city
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where they've got to be normal. They can't.
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They've got no police on their payroll.
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None. They're the OK, they're the
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scariest baddies. But he had to pay people off to
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not go to them in the jail. You know, so scary.
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But you need to make sure your your friends are safe in.
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Prison. They're so scary, but you know
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they're on their knees going can.
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I have my allowance, Daddy. Every week because they don't
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have fucking income. Because all their dads are like
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political figures and businessmen and that's the only
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reason why they can even afford. I don't know cigarettes.
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Oh. Please please help.
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I don't know why I. Need that.
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Tomato sauce Lube. Like, what are they the butter?
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But why do they have to? If they're so hot and sexy?
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Shouldn't they be out there actually?
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Fucking. Instead of having to bring
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little teenage girls wearing blindfolds down some dusty I'm.
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Like, how are we supposed to respect this man when he's like,
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she's not legal, so I'm just going to wait until she's like,
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it's giving. Waiting for Billie Eilish to be
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18. I want to know.
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I know her mum's drugged up to the eyeballs.
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I want to know why her mum is so up the ass of the entire
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Christ's family that she essentially just let them raise
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her. Just didn't even think about it.
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I. Don't think she gave a fuck
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about her daughter. If she didn't.
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Not. All we knew is she was lying.
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She's. Like she's getting fed out this
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place and that was it. But why does Erica just trust
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them? And also, if you grew up with
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them that much, wouldn't they be like your brothers?
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Wouldn't I give you the IT? Yes.
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Because they she's over their house every day eating and
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stuff. Because they won't neglect her.
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Yeah. Did you listen to the audible
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version of this? How'd you go?
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Double speed. Literally, I think I was
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picturing Michael's voice different.
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So when I listened to her like a little snippet, I was like,
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because the TikTok people have made TikTok sounds and they're
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more sexy voice. I was just assuming that that
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would be the sounds. It was not it.
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Probably used AI. Oh, I just didn't match what I
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was. But I'm like, if some man was
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psychotic and talked to me in a voice like that, I'd be like,
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you're a child. I honestly think because when I
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listen to it in double speed, it goes so fast you can't hear how
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they sound properly. Yeah, I'm just listening to the
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content. Ah.
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And also in his first chapter, why didn't we have to get the
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hard bare pussy? He was like a bare pussy on the
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couch. I'm like, yeah.
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Who are you trying to impress? I'm.
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Like why? You were such a horny creep.
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You're supposed to be the hottest man on earth and you're
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not having sex with no one. Exactly ridiculous.
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So we Fast forward to 19 year old Erica.
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She's kind of she's starting fresh.
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Right. Yeah.
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She's. Trying to go to uni.
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She wants to be separate from the Chris Fest.
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Finally. And somehow she just magically
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gets an upgrade to a penthouse in her rental.
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And they said don't worry about it, love, it's covered.
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It's all Gucci. When does that ever happen in
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life? Yeah, pretty.
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Privileged. And she was like, oh, I'm
18:14
assuming this is like. The crests.
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Yeah, that, yeah. And it was so she didn't
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actually get out from under them.
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Why would you go for an apartment that they sent you?
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Exactly. When you knew they owned
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buildings in the city. And also Michael lives there.
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How convinced? I'm pretty sure he moved her
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there. Yeah, but I mean like, wouldn't
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you when you. Find that out.
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Just be like. Oh, great.
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At this stage, we don't know what went down all those years
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ago with her and Michael. Yeah.
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They just allude to oh something happened but he thinks I'm a
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nobody and won't even acknowledge me anymore.
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You're still pining after him though.
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You know what really pisses me off about this whole dumb Erica
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16 year old her. Yeah.
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They'll say her name and she'll be like, Oh my God, you knew my
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name, you've followed. Him.
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Around you've. Lived at their house like a
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white. Crusty dog yapping at his heels
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all day because you're so obsessed with him and you think
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they don't know the weird bitch following him around the house.
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The weird sexy bitch. She's like confused about
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Michael knowing her name and Kai knowing her name.
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But I'm like, you've been there since birth.
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Bitch. But then at the end she's like
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me and Kai are friends and we've always been friends.
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So which one is it home? Kai is honestly the most boring
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character I've ever. Wait.
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He's so boring in his own book. He's so boring.
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Too, The gang is called the Horseman.
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Tell me why? Because they're basketball
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players. Ohk OK not only are they called
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the horseman tick tock, people have called the girls the horse
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girls, which I think is fucked because all I'm picturing is
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hobby horse all I'm. Thinking of is the Saddle Club
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their little theme song That actually makes sense.
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They're probably 16, yes. This is me and.
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These are grown men who are the horsemen like.
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Why would you be scared of? The Horsemen, they play
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basketball and you never hear them go to a single even semi
20:10
pro game. If you're 23 years old, you
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should be in the peak of your basketball career.
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Well, Michael is, but the other ones didn't do that.
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I'm pretty sure the only one of them that dates a girl their age
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is Will, which says A. Lot and he was kind of a non
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event. Oh he's dumb as fuck.
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He just drove the boat at the end.
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Actually his book is really good, I'm pretty sure it's a bit
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more insane. Do you?
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Remember the bid where they on devil's night they're running
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around. She's really upset because she
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was date right drugged right? I don't understand why she
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blamed the guy. Like I understand he's trash and
20:48
he deserves the blame but she was like I can't be near miles
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but it was his girlfriend that drugged me and she.
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Hates women, yeah, true, but she's not a girl's girl.
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Well, the girl's girl was trash anyway, like Astrid.
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I think her name was Astrid, but she's like taking her jumper
21:05
off, tits out. And they're confused.
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They've never seen a woman in their life.
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Tits are out. Somehow she's not wearing a bra.
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I'm sure that when she went into the bathroom and she made Miles
21:17
go in there, they were like ordering off the menu.
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They're like, we're going to go in and save her.
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We just got to wait for the girl to go in there.
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But they waited like, another 20 minutes.
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Like, she's getting her head bashed into the tiles and
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they're like, it's fine. We're just having, like, a
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casual dinner. And then they go in and they rip
21:33
that guy's tooth out. But they just left her in the
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toilet with these two rapists indefinitely.
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Yeah. For like.
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Knowing what they knew. Knowing what they knew and
21:41
they're like, she can handle herself two against one.
21:44
What I don't understand is Astrid came in and thought Miles
21:47
and her were like consensually hooking up.
21:49
Yeah, and then she was pissed about it and was like, actually
21:52
rape her. Then she's like doubled down and
21:55
she's like. I actually like to watch him
21:57
fuck other. Chicks.
21:59
So technically though, if she come in and thought that was
22:02
consensual then fucking Erica turned around and like cut her
22:06
in the entire face. Yeah.
22:08
So old mate Astrid didn't actually think anything bad was
22:11
happening. But she was a terrible person
22:13
regardless. Yeah, but then is it worth
22:16
cutting someone's face open when she technically didn't know?
22:20
I feel like though, Miles was like, I'm gonna rape the shit
22:23
out of you. And then Astrid was like,
22:25
absolutely do it. Oh but I just want to know why
22:29
they took like half an hour to get in that room with her.
22:31
Yeah, because they don't actually care.
22:33
No, I don't. They like it when she's a bit
22:35
fucked up. That's feral.
22:37
Because it just grooms her more into needing them.
22:40
If you think about it, they never once care about her
22:43
really. But they full scalp the girl.
22:45
I'm like what are you fucking doing?
22:49
Feral can it? All get away with these things
22:52
all the time. You can't tell me a mask is
22:54
what's getting your way with it because everyone knows it's you
22:57
under the fucking mask. How much influence do their
23:01
parents realistically have to cover?
23:03
Everything. Everyone loves an inside
23:05
scandal. Fairy.
23:07
So if they were had on the local news, politician, son, scalps
23:11
girl, yeah, that could be used against them.
23:13
You can't pay yourself out of everything.
23:16
Yeah, it's very much like, you know, in Gossip Girl, in those
23:19
kind of shows, Pretty Little Liars, all that kind of stuff.
23:21
Their parents conveniently, are just never in the picture.
23:23
So real life consequences never actually matter.
23:26
She's under the rock pool. She's being forced to go to this
23:29
bikini party. This is important information
23:32
for you. OK.
23:33
So I'm going to, I'm going to do a big series spoiler, OK, for
23:38
anyone. But it's if you know, you know,
23:40
you're going to know how Carl's going to react, and it's going
23:42
to be worth it. So she's under the rock pool.
23:45
Yes. Damon is like trying to kiss
23:48
her, trying to put his hands up her bikini, literally trying to
23:53
rape her in the bottle in the Rockville.
23:54
Consistent behavior through the entire book.
23:56
He's trying to do this shit which is fucking insane because
23:59
he's her half brother. How the crazy mom?
24:04
No. Oh.
24:06
The dead dad. No.
24:07
OK, so wait so, so consistently. This entire book, Dame was
24:13
trying to rape Rica. There's even a bit in there
24:16
where he's like, I've wanked to you every day in prison.
24:20
He was the most thirsty for her out of all of them, including
24:23
Michael. So Erica's mom and Damon's dad
24:26
had Damon, but then Damon's dad took Damon and was like I'm
24:31
going to kill your entire family.
24:32
Like I'm pretty sure Damon's dad raped Erica's mom.
24:36
Then why do they? All have to know each other.
24:39
Damon Damon is the most tied to every single female character
24:45
and he's the most gross. I actually would not be
24:47
surprised if he's Penelope's favorite character because he
24:50
has the most growth and most shit going on he's.
24:53
Also the most pedophilic. Oh he's disgusting somehow
24:57
though. OK so he is Erica's half brother
25:01
through that he his fake mum that he thought was his mum
25:06
starts raping him at 12. That's right.
25:07
And then he kills that mum and the girl will dates helps bury
25:12
her. Jesus Christ.
25:15
But then the girl that Kai gets with is his other half sister.
25:22
That means. Emily Wreath.
25:23
At this point it is. And that man ends up having like
25:26
10 kids with winter now. I'm sad.
25:29
Now that I've read the book again, it's traumatic.
25:36
It's full traumatic. But now that I.
25:44
I. Only read the book twice and I
25:46
know that information. It makes it more disgusting.
25:52
I'm duh, this poor girl. Almost.
25:54
This poor girl was like almost raped by her brother multiple
25:58
times. You know what though?
26:00
She never responds after these situations.
26:06
No, she ever does this go. Oh, Michael.
26:09
Yeah, that's what pisses me off about the house fire.
26:12
Damon has some growth, though, don't worry.
26:14
He gets just. He's like throwing up every day
26:16
thinking about the fact that you did that.
26:18
So bare minimum, I hope it. Throws up my I hope it keeps
26:22
throwing up until he dies. You know what though?
26:27
All I ever fucking hear in this book is two things.
26:32
Where are we, Michael? That's it.
26:37
And she never knows where they are, what they're doing, who
26:39
they're with, who. Where?
26:41
Guys, Oh my. God, Oh my.
26:44
God. I just like it never stops so
26:47
because right after she's being assaulted by Damon and the rock
26:50
pool, she's getting finger blasted on the wall by Michael
26:54
immediately after and she's like, oh.
26:57
This is the correct person now. It's OK now and then.
27:01
They're always like other people around and watching and stuff
27:04
and it's like, girl. They could hear me out.
27:07
Hear me out though, because these two could be the hottest
27:11
book couple if he wasn't a feral man.
27:15
When you think about it, you set the scene.
27:17
They're in a rock cave pool. He's not a toxic man, He's not
27:21
disgusting. He's actually a beautiful man.
27:23
So you mean at least the scenes that's.
27:25
Yeah, like. That's what Penelope Douglas is
27:28
good at. She.
27:29
Pisses me. Off randomly unique sex scenes.
27:32
They make you go, oh, this is OK.
27:35
And then you're like, fuck yeah, he's an.
27:37
Absolute. He's a.
27:38
He's a feral. Man.
27:40
Exactly. So he's she's up on The Cave
27:42
wall. He's pouring whiskey down her
27:44
throat while she's trying to convince him she's had the
27:48
hottest sex of her life with his brother and he's just not
27:50
happening yet. And then he's eating her out on
27:52
the wall. I'm like.
27:53
It is hot, but he's feral. I know, so conflicting.
27:58
It's like my. Brain.
27:59
Cannot comprehend that's why the girlies eat this shit up because
28:02
they. Go like.
28:03
No what? No.
28:04
What? Oh crap.
28:07
So we'll give it to her. She does do unique sex scenes.
28:09
Because you know how some writers, they do the same sex
28:12
scene over and over? They're in a bedroom, they're
28:14
doing the same in sexual positions.
28:15
It's like. Girl, actually, to be fair, she
28:18
does do some pretty iconic sex scenes.
28:21
Yeah, the 1:00 where they're in the shower and they're like,
28:23
we're not actually having sex. I'm like going with scissor
28:26
ring. The one that I remember is the
28:27
one from Birthday Girl where she's like teasing him with the
28:31
FaceTime video in her bedroom and then she's grinding on the
28:34
fucking bedpost. Exactly like they're SO.
28:37
Rich and he's posing her down with the Rose later, yeah.
28:41
They're weird. And also Credence, come on, you
28:44
can't forget any disturbing sex scenes from Credence.
28:46
And I'm like, you've got the ones where the brothers are
28:49
fucking her. The.
28:50
In the truck. In the.
28:51
Truck. Her virginity team uncle in the
28:53
truck. Exactly.
28:55
And you know what? This I wonder why this she must
28:58
she's. Unhinged.
29:00
She is a unhinged lady, Unhinged lady.
29:06
And you know what? She always adds.
29:09
Incest. I know there's always an element
29:12
of incest in there. It's the taboo.
29:15
I think that's her niche. Why is it pisses me off?
29:18
Well, you keep picking them. Because I think it's funny.
29:23
Like what else? I'm like, you can't tell me
29:25
you're not having a good time right now.
29:27
Look when I just don't care anymore.
29:29
I knew it was the pee dog. I just it was fine.
29:33
OK, so going to another sex scene right?
29:35
This is when they're already hooking up, so I'm probably
29:37
skipping some. How the?
29:40
Fuck on God's green earth. Is Michael OK having loud dirty
29:45
talk? You can't tell me.
29:47
His mom is fucking hearing him head.
29:50
Everything. And she's just like, oh, OK.
29:52
And then he's. Full finger blasting her and
29:56
then goes down on her right while his mum's on the phone.
30:00
No, he doesn't go down on her this time.
30:02
He's grinding into her ass. He goes down to her in the rock
30:06
case. His Dick near her asshole and in
30:09
her between her cheeks. His.
30:12
Dirty talk is not cringe though either.
30:15
But his mum's on the. Phone.
30:16
I know it's horrific, but also exciting at the same time.
30:22
But also can't tell her. Her house burned down.
30:24
So they go from immediately her house being burnt down to her
30:28
not being sad to it, to having sex on the couch.
30:31
Yep, because. Sex will make her forget about
30:33
the house couch. I'm like, the whole time they're
30:36
watching this movie, he's like, well, she gets turned on by the
30:39
aliens and the predators because she's scared.
30:42
I'm like, if that was my thought process, I'd be like, is she
30:45
getting turned on by the tentacles of the aliens?
30:48
Like I drives me insane. Yeah, she can hear everything.
30:55
Mrs. Christ, you sick fuck. She What is she doing on the
30:59
other side? It's the incest.
31:02
It all comes back to incest. She loves a good incest scene
31:07
and it's fucking feral because I've never been on the phone to
31:10
someone. You know what's hilarious?
31:12
So obviously Michael's just as obsessed as she's like, the
31:16
whole way. It's obvious, right?
31:18
But he's doing the typical main male character thing of.
31:20
She's. Disgusting.
31:22
She's a. Woman.
31:24
Eww. What would I look like?
31:26
Frothing overall female anyway? So that's what he's doing.
31:31
He's trying to force himself to be gay, which is like what, all
31:34
main male? Characters are doing clearly so
31:36
straight they're gay. He's sitting there, so in his
31:38
mind he's even telling himself, yeah, he doesn't even mind that
31:42
she has a scar. He just said I don't want a
31:47
pristine piece of wallpaper. He was just frothing at the
31:51
mouth about that. She has smooth skin, tan tone,
31:55
body and perfectly round boobs. If that's not pristine, what is
32:00
Michael? I'm like this little itty Boo
32:01
scar can get go on with some lighter.
32:03
Calm down it. Was in the same motherfucking
32:06
sentence. And also, are we supposed to
32:08
like him because he likes her scar and Trevor doesn't?
32:11
Apparently because he's so unshalow.
32:15
She. Looks like a porn star.
32:18
She's. Got like 30 inches.
32:20
She's the hottest girl in this 13 platinum blonde hair, right?
32:25
Yeah. Blue eyes big around once her.
32:29
Body is body. She just looks like.
32:31
Dough wise and she's always like Michael.
32:34
Yeah. Hello.
32:35
Yeah. That's just, that's her entire.
32:38
Existence. She's got body Oddy Oddy.
32:44
And you're telling me that we're supposed to turn you into a St.
32:48
for accepting her one star? Just wait till she pops out his
32:53
first baby and see what he thinks.
32:55
He goes C-section scar. Our poor baby Reek is infertile.
33:02
Yeah, OK. She has one baby at the end and
33:06
then they adopt this random girl they find in A and then she does
33:09
have a baby. Yeah.
33:10
It's like 10 years of trying for a baby though of like yeah sorry
33:16
to anyone. Well.
33:18
I know which makes the before we go back to the fingering on the
33:23
couch, right? Obviously.
33:24
His dad says something along the lines of if Trevor doesn't put a
33:28
baby in her you'll try and then if you don't try I will try.
33:32
Which makes it really sad that she could have ended up in this
33:37
fucking rape house to get a baby when she why does.
33:40
He think his dusty sperm is going to do.
33:42
Anything because he's. A fucking feral piece of shit.
33:45
You tell me you've watched this poor girl grow up from birth and
33:48
you're like, I'm going to put a baby in her.
33:50
That's fucking feral. It's.
33:52
Called Just marry the bitch. You don't have to put a baby and
33:56
someone to get their inheritance.
33:57
No. You're playing the wrong game,
34:00
Mike, Trev, whatever. We called you.
34:02
Mickey D's. Mickey, Trev.
34:04
Mickey's Mickey. Christ an idiot.
34:07
Christ Burger Mickey Christ helped me from this fucking.
34:11
Book. Mickey, Jesus, take the wheel.
34:16
OK, so. Not OK.
34:20
So. We're OK, back to the finger
34:22
blasting and back, back. Back in time, time travelling,
34:26
back to the grinding on the couch.
34:30
OK, so he's humping her ass into the couch, no worries.
34:37
And he's like, admit to me, you're scared and you get turned
34:40
on my mask. And then he's like, you know
34:42
what, You're not going to admit, so I'm going to stop.
34:44
What are these masks made out of?
34:46
They're just like paintball masks.
34:48
You know they're not clean. Oh, no fucking way.
34:52
And did they paint them themselves?
34:53
Did they? Just how?
34:54
Many times they've accidentally like, sneezed in their mask and
34:57
they're wearing it and they're like, tell me it's sexy.
34:59
Oh, Bree wearing a sneeze. Mask No, but did they like OK,
35:04
OK what? Were on about the masks.
35:07
Did they order them online or did they sit down and have a
35:11
like craft and wine night craft? Soup and see they have sip and.
35:16
Sip and paint graft. They had a sip and paint of the
35:18
and they're sitting there. Actually painting their masks
35:21
and they braided each other's hair and then they promised that
35:25
they wouldn't touch no females so.
35:28
She she like we're we're still at the on the couch God.
35:32
Because I'm sorry. It's important.
35:36
Is it? She runs upstairs.
35:38
OK, She's horrified by her own kink.
35:44
Sorry, terrific. She's king shaming herself
35:46
upstairs. 3 days. She's king shamed herself into
35:51
hiding. It would never.
35:52
Be mean. Are you kidding?
35:54
He turns out. Look at myself, you tell you he
35:57
OK? She's runned up into hiding.
36:07
But then Michael has run up into his room.
36:10
You can't tell me that man was quick on his feet running up the
36:13
stairs. No, with his friction behind the
36:16
trailing. And he's like going to get into
36:19
his Kristen Debray jeans. He's red Rimmer pain jeans and
36:23
he's hoodie. And then he runs back down the
36:25
stairs. He's on his tippy toes, running
36:27
down the stairs like a little rat, turns off the power only to
36:29
run back upstairs. Maybe their circuit break is not
36:33
downstairs like in Australia. That makes no fight every TV
36:37
show we see in up American. Houses down in the basement,
36:40
even. Yeah, they've got an extra layer
36:41
that we don't even have. Yeah, I would never have a
36:44
basement. No, thank you.
36:46
He's gone upstairs, put his jeans on his sex jeans, going
36:50
back downstairs. You need this.
36:51
Going back upstairs? Yeah.
36:53
And then they're having sex, right Against.
36:56
The Wall. And she's like, yes, I'm totally
36:58
obsessed with this mask. Fuck me, Michael.
37:01
Christ on the wall, Michael. Christ.
37:05
Fuck me Michael, Christ on the wall.
37:10
You tell me. That she didn't get the egg from
37:13
the fact that he was wearing a hoodie, a mask, and had his
37:16
jeans for his ankle. Couldn't be me.
37:20
And then immediately the next day, he's like, you know what I
37:22
did? Fuck her.
37:23
Oh no, no, they stop fucking Yeah.
37:27
She puts on a school uniform and they go to the catacombs.
37:32
Changes for everyone. He's pulled up his jeans.
37:34
He hasn't changed. She's already changed into his
37:36
costume. Costume.
37:38
And then they go into a uniform, in her uniform to the catacombs.
37:42
1 I'm not going to the random catacombs with some random man,
37:46
even if I've known him from life. 2:00 What if there's a
37:49
cannibal crackhead down there? Literally. 3:00 What if you get
37:54
caught by the police and they're like you're this 20 year old
37:56
girl in a school uniform and then.
37:59
Toys don't exist in this timeline.
38:01
You know what though? You were already fucking on the
38:04
wall. Yeah, why are you going down to
38:06
the dusty, crusty, spider infested, snake infested
38:09
catacombs? Something like, I had all these
38:12
fantasies. I'm like, yeah, of this child in
38:14
her uniform, but OK. Use your imagination.
38:17
Fuck. Wait, you don't have to
38:18
physically be down there. There's no wiped.
38:20
What are you? You got a rinky dink torch.
38:22
What are you? Think is being scared.
38:24
So what better place to take her than the catacombs, where
38:27
there's probably a whole heap of homeless crackheads?
38:30
So I watched the movie recently that you should really check
38:33
out, and you never will. It's called The Barbarians.
38:35
Yeah. So underneath the basement
38:38
there's like a little catacom and then down in there is like
38:42
an incest big booby mummy lady. So the movie where she kind of
38:47
steals the girl and calls her tits?
38:50
Her into the baby. Yes, yeah, I've seen the
38:52
trailer. You.
38:52
Can go down to the catacombs, that's what I say.
38:55
Baby mummy, baby mummy, mummy. 'S.
38:57
Church. So if there's catacombs, there's
38:59
bones. You're desecrated bones.
39:01
Priests. What if they're down there?
39:03
Exactly that's. Going to be awkward.
39:05
You're going to look like you have egg on your face then.
39:07
You're going to be like, oh, sorry.
39:09
Was this? Place taken tonight.
39:15
Hello. Come back tomorrow.
39:17
Also why are these kids going down there on devil's night to
39:21
fuck just. Go anywhere else.
39:23
Oh my. God, you couldn't catch me
39:26
underground. What, there's no like empty
39:30
auditorium that they can all hook up under the bleachers or
39:33
some shit? That just fucking being normal
39:35
field. How hard is it to go have a
39:38
normal sex experience not in some fucking graveyard?
39:44
You don't just have your normal sex, you fucking stupid
39:48
teenagers. Can we have normal sex like we
39:51
all did back in the day? I just don't understand the
39:54
night course OK? Because one her house get burnt
39:57
down, they go watch a movie. He's eating Pickles and peanut
40:00
butter together. One, why would you make out with
40:03
that man? Disgusting.
40:05
Yuck. I never.
40:06
Thought of that pickled juice, Pickled breath.
40:07
Pickled breath right in the face.
40:09
Pickled peanut butter breath not good.
40:10
Because it's right after they watched the movie, so he's
40:12
eating it while watching the movie.
40:15
Disgusting. Then they're fucking in costumes
40:18
and then they're under a fucking church.
40:20
Why do they have to take you to that level?
40:22
If you're that young, you're jizzing in five anyway.
40:25
Why is every time she has an orgasm it's bursting through her
40:28
womb? Yeah, that was foul every time.
40:32
I can feel it my. Fucking worm is oh.
40:35
My. God, shut up pee dog, I don't
40:37
want to you. Worm or you guts fucking
40:40
shitting themselves. Yeah, get in my intestine.
40:44
She's like, oh, it's going through my womb and it's like,
40:47
no, girl, you got diarrhea. No, girl, you're having able
40:52
went down the wrong hall. I just see.
40:55
I thought OK. She thinks she's having an
41:04
orgasm. It's just her about to shit us
41:06
so. I'm just like.
41:07
Where? Is your womb.
41:09
And then of course, right immediately after this sex, this
41:13
proper sex experience. Right.
41:15
Yeah, yeah. He has to pretend that he
41:17
fucking hates her. Yeah, and he's like, you know
41:19
what? This is the time we're cutting
41:21
her off, cutting her money off. I'm like, just tell them to
41:23
fucking calm down, do some investigation.
41:26
Why don't they ask a single question?
41:28
Why is Also why is it her fucking fault?
41:31
Yeah, they did the crime. They were, they could, they
41:35
could be in court from anything else.
41:36
Exactly. But they do like evidence.
41:39
They're doubling down on the fact that it must be her that's
41:42
snitched. Instead.
41:43
Of the fact that there's consequences to one of the very
41:47
many things they've done. So why is it all her fault?
41:50
And they blame her for jail and. The entire series is them
41:54
blaming the random women for whatever happened.
41:57
Nothing made me more fucking ragey at the very end of this
42:02
book. How they were.
42:04
Oh, he, he everything's all good now.
42:07
We're just going to go off and do what we do best.
42:10
And then they just follow two random women and the ending is
42:13
Michael and Erica going. Yeah, I'm like, what are you
42:17
doing? They're going to like, stalk
42:20
Roofie and then rape those two random young women they're
42:23
following. And then we're supposed to be
42:24
like, oh, thank God it all works out in the end.
42:28
I was like, so none of them learned anything from them
42:33
getting in trouble for the statutory rape.
42:36
Yeah, I don't think Damon was there.
42:38
Damon was the one that raped. But I mean, they learned nothing
42:41
from having actual consequences. They were lucky they got away
42:44
with what they did. Absolutely.
42:48
Continuing, he cuts her off and takes all the money out of their
42:52
account. She's like, what the fuck's
42:55
going on? She finds out Michael is in
42:57
charge of her accounts. He had what he wanted right
43:02
there. He could have told his friends
43:03
to grow the fuck up. Like, let's be for real.
43:06
Yeah. Tell her to meet them at the
43:08
Christ House and they would just assume that she would be their
43:12
sex slave. That's what they I'm like, what
43:15
did? They she doesn't.
43:16
Even owe them it though. What did they think was going to
43:18
happen? Because they literally were like
43:21
she has to agree to it but they were trying to rape her.
43:23
They were trying to Fast forward the Stockholms.
43:26
Just doesn't make sense. And you're telling me this man's
43:29
in love with her but he still hates her though?
43:32
Still. Hates her for what she did
43:33
because she snitched. Oh, it's true.
43:35
He's like, oh. It was only when Damon was
43:37
physically on top of her, grinding in her, that I decided
43:40
that she was worth more. But they didn't.
43:44
Even know for sure that she snitched.
43:46
So like why are they betting they just gonna shoot them eggs
43:49
and then they kidnapped the mom. That was the bee plot that made
43:53
practically no sense. This all came to light.
43:55
They were like you are the one who snitched on us and she's
43:57
like no I didn't. The phone was in someone else's
43:59
jacket yada. Ya so she didn't even have the
44:02
footage that was leaked because he implied that they killed her
44:06
mom. True, her face.
44:08
Also, if you care about this woman and you want to ruin her
44:12
life, why would you put her mum into rehab?
44:15
Why would you not put her in a crack house?
44:16
It doesn't make. It doesn't make any sense.
44:18
It doesn't make sense because. Oh.
44:20
It's OK because we're good people, because we actually put
44:23
her in a rehab. Then why were you telling her
44:25
that you killed? Her stupid.
44:27
Fucks. Ferrell They're confused about
44:30
why she stabbed Damon. Like he wasn't pinning her to
44:34
the ground trying to rape her. At this point it's not attempted
44:38
sexual assault. He was grinding into it.
44:41
That is sexual assault. Straight sexual assault.
44:43
He just. Didn't get as far as he wanted
44:45
to. Yeah, disgusting.
44:47
Worse, because that's his sister.
44:48
But how come they just think all of that's OK?
44:52
And because that's just Damon. Yeah, like all the time.
44:56
Pull up your friend for being feral.
44:58
Don't be his friend. But the weird.
45:00
Thing is, is they pretend like they're this brother gang and
45:02
they're so close and at one point they're like, oh, she's
45:05
like part of the gang. Wouldn't that have been an
45:08
easier way to convince her to be your sex slave, if that's all
45:11
that matters? Yeah, to just.
45:12
Have her in the group well. I'm not sure.
45:15
Why they she needed to be a sex slave.
45:17
Just make her broke. Send it on the way she would
45:21
have had to. Start because they all decided
45:22
she was hot. I'll anyway she stabs Damon and
45:27
they're fucking surprised. I would stab.
45:30
Him. Oh dare.
45:32
She's got. Mind you, they're like, I
45:34
thought you patted her down. She's got this fucking big ass
45:37
dagger taped to her. Arm You know what was cringe?
45:40
Speaking about the dagger when they tried to introduce fencing.
45:43
Yeah, as. A plot point.
45:45
And I was like this. Is as dumb as basketball.
45:47
Yeah. While we're talking, I know
45:49
what's going ahead, but the fencing, Yeah.
45:51
And she was squaring up against the dude and then like just out
45:54
of nowhere the fencing outfit scene was rubbing her clit.
45:59
Why? I know.
46:02
For what? And she was pretending to be a
46:03
bloke. You're telling me that small
46:07
girl in a tight little fencing and they couldn't?
46:12
And then why did P Dog think she was in a romantic sea for a
46:17
second? Because she's suddenly tying
46:19
daggers to her fucking thigh. I think it becomes a thing in
46:22
the book as it goes on. I can't.
46:24
Remember, they never mention it until that scene.
46:26
Yeah, they're out somewhere. And then Erica greets Noah.
46:31
Yeah. And it was one of the occasions
46:33
where the gang is actually out in public at a pub or whatever.
46:36
It's yeah when they're in the club, yeah, yeah.
46:38
So they're actually out somewhere.
46:40
Michael wigs out because he's a male friend, obviously.
46:43
But then he goes, but it's OK. And then he notices that she
46:47
accepts a drink from Noah. Yeah.
46:49
And then he said to it in his own head, I will beat her ass if
46:53
she accept drinks from him after she nearly got raped last year
46:58
by miles. And it's like, that's been your
47:01
best. Friends are.
47:02
Worse you. The people you're dragging her
47:05
around with who actually try and rape her openly in front of you,
47:09
yeah, they're not the problem. Exactly but.
47:12
Her accepting a drink from Noah in a public place is a problem.
47:16
Yeah. It's so much victim blaming it
47:18
was insane. It's a misogyny.
47:21
And then he's saying he'll beat her ass.
47:23
I didn't even see that so. You'll just DV her if she
47:27
accepts because then she nearly gets raped and you're my
47:30
property so you can't get yourself raped.
47:32
Oh yeah. No, but I'll you'll use.
47:34
This the most disturbing quote and this should put Penelope
47:40
Douglas in full is. It the Damon quote, Yeah.
47:44
Who? Even thinks of OK so trigger
47:46
warning for pedophilia. Who the fuck thinks of saying
47:50
anything ever like? That.
47:53
So there's a bit where who the fuck knows what they're talking
47:56
about. Like, oh, Rick is young.
47:57
She's 16. Blah, blah in the club, they're
48:00
talking about it in the club, yeah.
48:01
And. They're like, oh.
48:01
Well, blah blah blah. And then Damon goes, if they're
48:05
old enough to crawl, they're in the right position.
48:09
And it's feral and you're telling me this man ends up with
48:14
ten children? I had to actually pause it to be
48:18
like, what does that even mean? And then when I worked it out, I
48:20
was like, surely not, you know what's?
48:23
So ridiculous about his character, and this is coming
48:26
from all the books in the whole series is he's so rapey but he
48:30
would not rape a person. Yeah, like he's just trying to
48:33
terrorize. People.
48:34
Oh, he's trying to traumatize them as much as he's being
48:37
traumatized. Yeah, but fucking shut up if
48:40
say, my partner's friend said that I would.
48:43
Cancel it for life I. Would be like get the fuck out
48:46
of my house I. Feel like even if it wasn't a
48:48
complete joke. It's not funny.
48:52
Because if you even thought of that as a joke, like even her
48:55
thing, there's. Some truth to it?
48:57
What? The fuck does that even?
48:59
Like it's not funny, though, and they're just like, we just brush
49:01
it off because Damon's Damon. I'm like, no, pull you from the
49:04
side and tell him it's inappropriate.
49:06
All of. Them are almost as bad as each
49:07
other. They are internally so.
49:09
Yeah, I'm like dark humor people.
49:12
OK. People say dark humor and I'm
49:13
like, it's just an excuse. Yeah, dark humor is against
49:17
yourself. Yeah, this is dead arse though
49:19
because he wasn't even joking. No, I know that's the thing
49:22
people will be like this is dark humor.
49:24
It is not dark humor. But this is when they find out
49:27
that Trevor and Damon and Will, because Will is dumb, kidnapped
49:32
her. Also unrealistic of Trevor.
49:35
Why is this a big political family, A big business family?
49:40
Michael's not allowed to play basketball professionally, but
49:45
Trevor goes to military school? Make that make fucking sense.
49:48
You're. Telling me Trevor's average
49:51
height got short buzz cut blonde hair and Michael's 6 four tall,
49:57
dark and handsome in buff. Exactly.
50:00
Some need adding up in the genetics there, You know, when
50:03
they finally revealed that the mum wasn't.
50:06
She's in rehab. Yeah, she's in rehab.
50:08
She's and. Then she's she says to herself,
50:11
My mother wasn't on a yacht, girl.
50:15
Fucking idiot. You couldn't get a hold of her?
50:19
Also she never clued in or checked her fucking phone after
50:24
Michael's mum rang and it came up as a random number.
50:28
You're telling me you didn't go through and check she is a dumb
50:31
bitch? Like let's be fair, dumbest of
50:33
dumb bitch. We're supposed to, as the
50:35
audience, be made to think that we have to feel bad because they
50:38
went away for three years. They're so kind.
50:41
Of like rapist. Stalkers, abusers.
50:45
All of above. And then we're supposed to be
50:46
surprised when the group of rapists are rapey?
50:49
And then Michael's like, color me shocked.
50:51
They were trying to rape you when you were 16, when everyone
50:55
was ogling you. Yeah.
50:56
And everyone wanted a piece of that because they thought you
50:58
were a virgin. I'm.
50:59
Like just because you decided not to have sex with her and
51:03
wait a year? Yeah, not only did he tell her
51:06
to wait a year, but he was not going to wait a year.
51:08
No, he was going to fucking randos.
51:10
He's just going to still fuck randoms while she had to pine
51:13
after this fucking old man classic.
51:16
What's even the point of waiting then?
51:18
I'm like, you don't love her that much then, Yeah.
51:21
Which? After this traumatic experience
51:25
for her, they vaguely apologize. They're like, I'm sorry, that's
51:29
it. They don't even try like.
51:32
And then they just have a party. But they're not having a party
51:35
with people their age like the pedophiles they are.
51:37
They're inviting fucking 16 year old high schoolers to get drunk
51:41
at their house. Yep, and then they have the
51:43
prostitute Alex. Chick there.
51:45
She's actually a really good character.
51:47
Zoo. And she's just chilling, like
51:49
I'm just living my life. And Erica is really judgy to her
51:52
all the time. She is.
51:53
And she is. Why don't you just stop doing it
51:55
then? Cushion when it suits her.
51:58
How much do you charge to lick my pussy?
52:00
Like shut up Erica, you stupid hoe.
52:04
Not also formative lesbianism. Nothing.
52:07
Is. Worse than Erica not thinking
52:09
about pussy until it benefits her to try and make Michael
52:13
horny. Also what pisses me off about
52:16
her with Alex. Alex will call her out for her
52:19
shit. She'd be like don't judge me I
52:21
got bills to pay. But instead of being a normal
52:24
well balanced human, Rica doesn't say I'm sorry.
52:26
I don't know how they're friends because no.
52:29
She does not deserve Alex as a. Friend No because like she
52:32
straight up doesn't even tell her she's not judging her.
52:35
She just now let's Alex go home and feel shit about herself.
52:39
But I mean, she's older than her, right?
52:42
A little bit older than her, probably 23 hours.
52:45
Stupid bitch. Yeah.
52:46
So realistically, Alex is like. Oh, but they're in the same
52:49
classes, so are they? But you know what?
52:52
The performative lesbianism didn't work.
52:54
No, because Michael interrupts with his raging boner.
52:57
And. Throws her out.
52:59
Alex would have been like. Fuck.
53:01
Off and then. Eric is like let me just you.
53:04
Hey Alex, let me just use your body.
53:06
We'll walk over to Michaels room.
53:08
Not only that, you were telling me that you want to be with this
53:12
man that forces you to go into your ex boyfriends room, get
53:17
naked and climb into his bed so he can feel.
53:20
Bad. I imagine Trevor Trevor wasn't
53:23
the villain in this alternate reality where he was just a bit
53:27
fucking disgusting but not full psychotic, right?
53:30
He comes home from like break from military camp and she's
53:33
been riding his fucking pillow bare pussy and he's just like
53:37
it's like it's been a long day back from the military and he
53:40
puts his face down in the pillows like crusty.
53:42
He just gets pink eye. Yeah, it looks.
53:44
Straight. They have no respect for anyone
53:49
else's things because they like straight up fucking in the Sky's
53:52
bed. He wants to punish her for
53:55
having essentially coerced sex with Trevor.
53:57
Let's be fucking real. And then she tells him.
54:00
Oh, like I gave him my body four times.
54:03
Shut up, Erica. Because then immediately after,
54:08
we're at the scene where she's clip getting rubbed by her
54:11
uniform. Yeah.
54:12
You're telling me no man thought that that was a woman?
54:16
I know. You're also telling me Michael,
54:17
the dumbest bitch I've ever met, also is like I knew it would
54:21
rather that clit. Why?
54:23
Having this scene, what was the point did?
54:26
Was this an excerpt from another book and she accidentally cut
54:29
and pasted? In but I think the point was to
54:31
get her in the sauna to fuck Kai but.
54:34
OK and then he dead ass looks at her and says go have a shower
54:38
you stink. Yeah.
54:41
You know that that bitch was running away, kicking and
54:44
giggling, Michael said. I stink.
54:47
He's like snipping in my neck. She's like he had a good whiff
54:50
of me so this is when they're fine.
54:53
She's like I can't stay away from you.
54:55
I probably won't forgive you but I'm obsessed with you
54:58
regardless. She is ignoring him every day
55:01
though but he still goes and has sex with her at the same time
55:03
every day. I'm like if you're ignoring him
55:06
just lock him out. Move out of your fucking
55:08
apartment. She.
55:09
Can't she needs the validation? Yeah, but then this one time
55:12
she's like, oh, you usually come for your pussy a bit later.
55:16
He's like, oh shit, sorry. So bad minimum.
55:19
So I'll just go pound out five more chicks and then come.
55:24
You know what though? We're all leading into it the
55:27
most fucking dumb threesome sex scene of.
55:32
That I've. Ever read?
55:33
You know what? Not only is it the dumbest sex
55:35
scene you go to red, but it's the most anal to pipeline.
55:39
Love to pipeline. Anal to love pipeline Anal to
55:43
love pipeline, I thought. I shit you not, I thought that
55:47
priest book was the most anal to love pipeline I've ever read.
55:50
No she literally said I love you.
55:53
Kai comes running down the sauna for whatever reason they can't
55:57
look around the sauna and he's like just tell her you love her
56:01
stop being stupid. And then I don't.
56:03
Understand why did Kai have to come in and tell Michael how to
56:07
feel? Because Michael will only
56:08
respect a man telling him to tell.
56:11
A girl. That he loves her.
56:13
It's like a scene in The Little Mermaid when they're in the the
56:16
boat and Sebastian's like just tell her, tell the girl that you
56:20
love her. That's what I was envisioning,
56:22
but it's like a sworn out and dirtier.
56:24
Yeah, and just you're in the middle of a men club, man.
56:27
My aunts. There's two men.
56:29
My aunts. Ortho.
56:30
I was not. I know.
56:31
At the side of the book, she runs into the gentleman's club.
56:34
Yeah. You could not catch me running
56:36
into a building full of only men.
56:38
Couldn't be me. Anyway, this happens.
56:41
They're having an argument and then she's immediately trying to
56:44
hook up with Kai. She's like.
56:46
Yeah, Where did that come from? He's a sad man who hasn't seen a
56:50
woman in three years. It's almost like, it's almost
56:55
like he committed a crime. Rate It's almost like he wasn't
56:58
getting butt pounded in jail every day.
57:01
That's why as a technicality, he only says he hasn't had a
57:05
woman's touch. Michael says something like
57:07
tries to get Kai's attention and it says something like Kai
57:11
looked at Michael like he actually enjoyed that and like
57:15
it's of. Course he did.
57:17
You want to elaborate on that for me, Penny?
57:20
Because I need to know. Because don't you know, that's
57:23
why it all ended up as it did? Because Damon was pissed.
57:26
Because Michael was breaking the bromance.
57:28
She's like, I love you, Michael. And then he immediately is
57:32
trying to stick it. He does, he does.
57:35
He's straight in the same in the booty hole, same 5 pages.
57:39
For like one second though, so it's all goop.
57:41
Yeah, just. Chop it all in there, who cares?
57:43
Chop it all in there, Just get another.
57:44
Bloke in who cares? You know what else finished
57:46
fencing? There's no Lube needed because
57:48
there's a sauna ripping and everyone's sweating.
57:51
Sure. Sweat is not lubricant.
57:53
They ask him, does it hurt? He's like, I like hurting
57:56
myself. I like the feel the pain.
58:00
It is to watch people fuck her. Bro, you've been absolute pony
58:05
this whole 12 months and you're telling me that you are frothing
58:11
over watching a guy that you picked and supervised You're in
58:16
there as well. And then Kai tests her later
58:19
like oh how about I just stay over and she's like no, I only
58:24
have eyes for my girl. His Dick was in you 5 minutes
58:27
now. And it's not only not only does
58:29
she. Have eyes for Michael.
58:31
She was, she's like, did it turn you on?
58:34
She was on that. And then the excuse was he
58:37
hasn't had sex. Yeah, fuck, he's fine.
58:40
He'll be his own. You know what problems
58:42
immediately after they had sex? It was.
58:44
Almost like a light was glowing in his eyes.
58:46
His skin was clear. Oh, you can breathe again.
58:49
He could he. Was healed.
58:51
It was miraculous. It was it.
58:53
Was Julie experience? He remembered that he can stick
58:59
it in. A woman.
59:01
He doesn't hate women anymore. He did cure him with her
59:05
coochie. I'm like her coochie is so
59:08
magical. It was.
59:08
So healing. And she goes.
59:09
I'm so glad I could do that for. A friend for free for free, and
59:13
then she's judging Alex for what she does.
59:16
Bitch, you did this for you know what though?
59:18
She is a judgey bitch in this book.
59:21
She is because the Angel to love pipeline.
59:23
Didn't work. She's being a brat the very next
59:25
day. Oh yeah, she's so pissed.
59:29
Does she gets kidnapped? And then what happens?
59:33
I was. Like, yeah, it's fucking insane.
59:36
She's. Mad at?
59:37
Everyone uh huh. They.
59:39
He asks his friends. One job.
59:42
These are jobless men. They've gotten fucking time.
59:45
Jobless. They're jobless men.
59:47
They've. Got all the time in the world.
59:49
Remember that they're practically a volunteer
59:51
basketball. Team and.
59:54
It obviously slaps 'cause every time I.
59:55
Remember. That I'm imagining Zach everyone
59:57
with his ball and like. Right they.
1:00:00
Ask her. Do him one solid.
1:00:02
And make sure she does not get kidnapped.
1:00:04
And you know what? They do the bare minimum.
1:00:06
They look in her apartment like Damon didn't get keys for the
1:00:10
next door apartment at some point and was in her fire
1:00:14
escape. She gets kidnapped by Damon and
1:00:17
then she's taken to a random yacht where the most.
1:00:21
Stupid shit. Happens.
1:00:22
Again, if I get kidnapped when I'm being taken to a yacht, I'm
1:00:25
gonna. Be in some dinghy.
1:00:27
Oh fuck yeah. Like even she gets pretty.
1:00:29
Privileged. Like.
1:00:30
On a fucking in her kidnapping. I'm in some Timmy.
1:00:36
Just going down. A river somewhere like I don't
1:00:39
have $2.00 and shit I don't have.
1:00:41
Time to be kidnapped. Just throw me out like.
1:00:43
If you're going to that much effort, but clearly after my
1:00:45
money. So just take my wallet, Like
1:00:48
just take my wallet, like what? Do you want from me?
1:00:50
I'll fucking sign into my PayPal account right now.
1:00:54
I'll treat it. Dead 'cause I'm broke as fuck
1:00:56
we. Got nothing.
1:00:58
Left we got we're. Running on fumes here.
1:01:03
I'm barely existing in this economy.
1:01:06
Paycheck to paycheck at. This point, what do you want
1:01:10
from us? My life insurance won't.
1:01:13
Pay off because I. Think I killed myself?
1:01:19
They'll be like cause of death, obviously.
1:01:21
Suicide. I'm.
1:01:22
Like hello. I could.
1:01:24
Fucking. Kidnap.
1:01:26
Murdered. So you can never just have a
1:01:29
break. As a woman can't.
1:01:30
Trust insurance, you know they'll.
1:01:33
Be like Nah. That wasn't.
1:01:34
Cheap like not real. I don't she's tied up in good
1:01:38
shot man. They're like.
1:01:39
That was a suicide. So good money.
1:01:43
You know what though? Irrelevant.
1:01:45
Why? Did they just think that it's
1:01:48
cool if we kill? Erica and.
1:01:51
Michael, because Michael is the power of attorney over the
1:01:53
business. So then Trevor's just going to
1:01:56
get them like breath like you're not going to.
1:01:58
Investigate them. Why does it matter?
1:02:01
Anyway? You'll come.
1:02:02
From a rich family. You're not broke, my.
1:02:06
Guy, you're not even going to you're.
1:02:07
On your own yacht. That's the stupidest reason.
1:02:13
Oh God. So she gets kidnapped,
1:02:16
obviously, and they're on a yacht.
1:02:18
Her mum's off on rehab, enjoying her time, doing some yoga and
1:02:21
some shit. No idea any of this is
1:02:23
happening. Damon's trying to rape against.
1:02:26
Again, again, no rest. And then she's trying to
1:02:31
convince this fucking feral man that he's a good person.
1:02:35
She's like, you would never hurt me.
1:02:37
And Trevor's like, dude, he's psychotic.
1:02:40
He's on my team. He's like I if I.
1:02:43
Was to pick anyone out of. The four It's the psychotic 1YO
1:02:47
Trevor makes no. Sense, Trevor.
1:02:49
Makes a villain. He's literal.
1:02:51
Cause being a villain. Is Rica wanting Michael and
1:02:56
Michael getting what Trevor wants?
1:02:58
Go get yourself a military girlie.
1:03:01
At this point I forgot he was in the military so I was confused
1:03:05
about how he tied fucking Will up so quickly.
1:03:08
I'm like, you're telling me there's four, three men on a
1:03:11
boat? Kai.
1:03:14
OK, spoiler. For Kai's book too.
1:03:16
He's grown up being taught to fight by his dad, but he's
1:03:20
knocked out on the floor by Damon.
1:03:24
It's 2. Versus 3 grown.
1:03:25
Men and. They can't get it together and
1:03:28
then Will has been knocked out and.
1:03:30
He's supposed to be this wrestling champ of high school.
1:03:32
You know what it's giving. Doesn't hurt when they.
1:03:35
Were like bested by the old man at the end, dumb blood, the peg
1:03:41
leg and the chick. And the chick that's been.
1:03:46
Locked in a thing? With no food.
1:03:47
For years. So they're all hopping.
1:03:53
Off the boat. Like wobbling like.
1:03:55
Maybe that's when they clocked him.
1:03:57
I don't know. Jesus me, I'm trying to work
1:03:59
out. Will the supposed to stay in the
1:04:02
fucking speedboat? But did he climb up?
1:04:05
He got knocked out, but then Kai's fighting Damon.
1:04:09
But you're not going to try fights the more because there's
1:04:11
bricks being tied to your friend.
1:04:12
You're just going to, you're just sitting on the ground like,
1:04:15
oh, you know what this is when it all falls.
1:04:17
Apart in these kind of books because they don't know how to
1:04:21
write action scenes and I don't know what the fuck's going on
1:04:24
and they always try to make it some epic action scenes.
1:04:27
Also, how does Trevor have so many?
1:04:30
Fucking bricks. Where is he getting these
1:04:33
bricks? When do you have the?
1:04:34
Time, like bricks, are not that. Quick to work with you, you pre
1:04:37
thought ahead your. Kidnapping that you got some
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bricks and some rope to tie the people.
1:04:42
Do you reckon he pre tied the bricks to the rope?
1:04:45
He just goes, hey, time out. Can you just hold on for?
1:04:47
A second while I tie the first person with all the bricks.
1:04:50
I saw how the world works. Then you're telling me this?
1:04:52
Fucking man, OK. He gets shot by his brother.
1:04:56
And. Then he throws Will into the
1:04:59
water, or he does it before Michael's trying to get Will out
1:05:03
of the water because, you know, man can't try save himself.
1:05:06
And then somehow Rica, instead of running away from the
1:05:10
psychotic man trying to tie bricks to her, he knocks her
1:05:13
out, ties some bricks to her, and then throws her in there.
1:05:16
How does he have the time? How does he have the time?
1:05:18
And what are they all doing? Just watching, they're like, oh.
1:05:22
Then how you go? Damon ran away.
1:05:24
At this point I'm pretty sure. And then?
1:05:28
Wills up on the boat. He's like, yeah, Damon just
1:05:30
left. I'm like, you weren't going to
1:05:31
try stop him. Will had enough problems.
1:05:37
He was, he was recovering from a very traumatic.
1:05:40
Experience too fair, but what was Rica doing run?
1:05:44
Did you not want to run to the other side of the yard?
1:05:45
Probably just lusting after Michael the entire time.
1:05:49
Coochie wet coochie slapping in the wind.
1:05:52
You know what though? They're.
1:05:54
Talking about Trevor being dead right and then they just look at
1:05:57
each other and then Erica's just like, oh, this is awkward.
1:06:02
How are we going to tell the crisps about, you know, trend
1:06:05
time? They dead side and.
1:06:06
Then Michael's like, don't worry about it, babe.
1:06:09
I'll sort it. How am I supposed to have faith
1:06:13
in? You but it's almost like was
1:06:15
Trevor always the. Spare So he's like, my parents
1:06:17
weren't going to care because he was just they just had him to be
1:06:20
your boyfriend. So how is he so confident he's
1:06:23
going to be able to explain that to his parents?
1:06:24
And you know what? When they Fast forward.
1:06:26
They tell them the truth. They're like, yeah, we killed
1:06:30
him because he kidnapped Rica, so they knew their son was
1:06:33
psychotic. So that was the the worst
1:06:36
action. Climax.
1:06:37
Yeah, the. Worst action scene ever written
1:06:39
because I'm like how's this man fucking Speedy Gonzalez running
1:06:42
around tying bricks to people you turn into the flash and then
1:06:46
it all. Rounds off to oh like.
1:06:48
We're all. Good, obviously, because
1:06:50
Trevor's the problem, not Damon. Like, don't worry about you.
1:06:52
And then at the end, they're just like, oh, back to doing
1:06:56
what we do best. Freeze frame.
1:06:59
They're about to go rape some girls.
1:07:03
Well, I don't know if they were going to rape them.
1:07:05
But. That was the idea though.
1:07:06
Like back to terrorizing? Women, I don't think it was
1:07:09
because they were like the girls are.
1:07:10
Staring them down lustily or some shit.
1:07:13
Like back to what we do best. Back to and then I'm going to
1:07:16
take you Roofie, some girls. To this random.
1:07:19
Church that I have now. Decided is up.
1:07:22
Get over the stupid. Catacombs, you fucking weirdos.
1:07:26
I can imagine being mentally stuck in the 12 era of thinking
1:07:29
it's. Spooky.
1:07:30
To go to the graveyard at night. OK, so not only they does he buy
1:07:33
this? Church and they get it made into
1:07:36
a house he also to marry her Fast forward epilogue the.
1:07:41
Whole point of the epilogue was to be like.
1:07:43
This is how he bullied her. Growing up, because he loved her
1:07:46
so much, so he was trying to like make her strong, she was
1:07:50
like. Glazed over dissociating 1.
1:07:52
Time, Yeah. And then he pretty much looks
1:07:54
over at her. He's driving around and he's
1:07:56
like get over your dad dying you dumb fuck, you little bitch.
1:08:02
He would be crying Rivers. If.
1:08:05
Mike Trev died Mick Diddy. Passed out, Mick.
1:08:12
Diddy Mcdonnies. And oh, and.
1:08:14
Mrs. Chris, who doesn't have a first name because she's a
1:08:17
woman. Yeah, OK.
1:08:20
The quote. That changed his life and why
1:08:22
he's in love with this 13 year old girl like 16.
1:08:26
Life is one way and. There's no.
1:08:29
Return trip. What are you waiting for?
1:08:33
So she's crying in a. Bowl on her.
1:08:35
Dad's grave, and she tells you, what are you waiting for?
1:08:39
And that sets the tone for your life because that's the day he
1:08:42
decided that they were going to be the horseman.
1:08:46
And then you took her home. Yeah.
1:08:47
And you put her in your bed because she needed to feel safe.
1:08:50
That's so Julia. Like she was essentially.
1:08:53
His muse? He's sitting here acting like a
1:08:57
woman didn't just breathe some air into your stupid basketball
1:09:01
existence. Let's just skip to the rating.
1:09:04
I can't. Handle anymore.
1:09:07
But the dog, the dog thing was uncalled for.
1:09:09
I don't understand why he was like you're.
1:09:11
Judging me for killing a dog. I'd fucking judge you for not
1:09:14
taking it to the vet. It had its intestines out
1:09:17
though. True, sorry.
1:09:20
The most humane thing? Is to kill it.
1:09:22
But what they were trying to do there is redeem him and be like,
1:09:24
look how he was gently placing the dog and you know, but he
1:09:29
only did that when she wasn't like looking, because if she was
1:09:32
looking, he'd blunt it like a football.
1:09:35
He'd be like, hey, what's this Rica are you?
1:09:37
Are you fucking dead dad yet? Stupid bitch, How dare you be
1:09:43
offended of the scar? That's down your entire body.
1:09:48
There's a bit where there's a bit where he's like, I'm
1:09:51
nibbling on the rough edges of her scar.
1:09:53
I'm like, how did I miss that? Foul.
1:09:58
It's not the scar nibbling, it's.
1:10:00
The way. It was said.
1:10:01
He's going to nibble that C-section scar eventually,
1:10:04
maybe. So what should we rate this?
1:10:06
Out of. Bare pussies.
1:10:09
Bare pussies, I think. At the start, done by ear.
1:10:13
Or how many? Performative.
1:10:15
Lesbianism acts. That's a bit wordy.
1:10:20
How many roofies out of five to be?
1:10:22
Fair. It's not.
1:10:24
Boring. And it was nine years ago.
1:10:27
So this is not the bad book before book.
1:10:29
Talk was book talk. They're horrible characters.
1:10:32
But it's interesting, my brain is telling me a 3.5 but I'm like
1:10:37
that's too high. But also I don't know.
1:10:40
I gave it 3 roofies out of five simply.
1:10:42
Because Breeze. I liked it.
1:10:44
It's neutral. Yeah, I'm thinking of 3.5.
1:10:48
OK, do. You reckon that's it?
1:10:49
Yes. Wow.
1:10:50
OK. I'm out of here.
1:10:51
I am out of Thunder Bay. So that's it.
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