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National Hoagie Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.6.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Here's this dirty -routed broad known
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  as Young Miami calling out the DJ for playing
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  trash music. Hey, Young Miami! Who are you? You're
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  a bust -out! No one takes you seriously! Here
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  it is. You're trash. You're a real life hooker.
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  They must be playing her music. Because you're
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  a hooker. I am much better at hearing you talking
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  on the mic with the feedback than the music,
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  you stupid moron. Yeah, the John Hooker. What
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  an annoying broad. Shut up. You're a real life
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  herpes. What a hooker. And here she is addressing
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  it. DJ John. I was in the spur of the moment,
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  being my true self, which is a bit... Publicly
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  apology. You can't even talk! It's a public apology,
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  you moron! Man, you can't talk. No wonder your
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  hip -hop career hasn't taken off. You moron!
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  You should apologize for being born. You're a
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  moron. What an idiot. What a dumb, dumb woman.
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  Oh, here's some news about Lizzo. Oh no, that
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  Lizzo's a terrible person. Anybody that defends
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  her is a kiss -ass fan that lives a parasocial
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  relationship. She's an absolute creep. What she
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  was accused of doing to the dancers is if a man
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  does it, he's crucified. But when a woman does
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  it, she's applauded. Man, fuck that. Here's this
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  annoying -ass woman talking. Mm -hmm. When you
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  first heard that a lawsuit had been filed about...
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  Of course it's Gayle freaking King giving the
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  kiss -ass interview to another moron. Hey, Gayle
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  King, how does Oprah taste? You, about that topic...
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  Shut up! What did you think? It's not true. Okay.
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  If it wasn't true, the lawsuit would have been
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  dropped. Mm -hmm. And... You're just giving your
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  homie a platform to defraud. find yourself Gail
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  King. The position that I was in, I knew the
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  responsibility I had to not go out and say just
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  whatever I wanted. You took it very seriously.
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  Yeah, of course you would, Gail. You don't take
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  your sexuality seriously, it seems like. Absolutely,
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  because of what I mean to people. What do you
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  mean to us? You're an okay singer that lost a
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  bunch of weight. when you were fat, you kind
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  of were better looking because you had more thickness
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  to you. Now you're just a former self. You're
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  a former shell of yourself. You look at Elizabeth,
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  you're like, get away from me. I've heard people
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  say, you should just settle and make it go away.
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  And you said, no, I'm not settling. I'm not.
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  God, you know when she bitches at you, she never
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  shut up. You're annoying. I didn't think most
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  people would. I think it is an easy out, but
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  I'm fighting the case because I know that it's
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  not true. I'm yelking. I'm thinking about pulling
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  down those pants like I do at Oprah. Just like
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  the fat -shaming one is not true. Oh, I'm sure
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  you're so innocent, honey. Well, there's smoke,
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  there's fire. It's an ongoing case, so I can't
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  talk about, like, all the details. innocent you'd
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  be wanting to get out of it the details are the
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  things that are incriminating but i cannot wait
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  for it to be dismissed i hope it doesn't get
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  dismissed i don't think it will what's gonna
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  happen is she'll settle out of court and we'll
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  never hear from it and she'll be like see i didn't
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  do any No, you just settled, you moron. I'm looking
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  forward to it. I'm looking forward to you shutting
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  up. You're annoying. Is she irritating? I mean,
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  the song About Damn Time is pretty good. And
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  she's pretty good with the flute. I don't know
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  about the skin flute, but she's good with the
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  flute. Man. She just thinks she's better than
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  us. Shut up. No, no. Irritated. No vote this
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  week on a raised stadium, but happening tonight,
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  Tampa City Council is still holding a special
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  workshop. To discuss the plans and how to pay
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  for it. Yeah, here's the problem. The plan is,
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  this is what the Rays always do. They don't actually
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  know what they're doing. They're a bunch of morons.
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  So what they do is they keep pushing it back.
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  And they keep changing the subject. And time
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  goes by. I mean, I remember hearing Bubba talk
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  about the freaking Rays in 2008 when I was listening
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  to Tampa Radio in high school and what the future
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  was. And that was almost 20 years ago. And now
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  we're here. It's almost... pretty much the midpoint
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  of the decade, and they keep changing the subject.
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  Why? Because it was never a deal in Tampa. They
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  don't know what they're doing. Mm -hmm. And the
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  thing is, they're screwing over the Bay. 10 Tampa
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  Bay News spoke with Ray's CEO, Ken Babby, late
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  last night. And this guy is just a nicer version
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  of Sternberg. He's another scumbag. He says they
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  are still working with city and county leaders
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  to get this deal done by the end of the month.
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  Yeah, the clock is ticking right now. Team owners
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  gave the city and county their plan. And I feel
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  bad for the local news. They have to report it
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  as if there's something going on. I'm tired right
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  now. I got my connections. They wanted to go
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  to Montreal. They don't even want to be here.
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  Last month, hoping for a, quote, quick vote here,
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  10 -10 news reporter Jenny Dean is live in studio
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  with us this morning. And Jenny, while Tampa
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  is still holding its workshop tonight, the vote
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  here is not going to happen. It's going to be
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  a passive -aggressive workshop. Mm -hmm. It's
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  going to happen this week, as was expected. Yeah,
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  they were hoping to hold this workshop, have
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  a vote tomorrow, and then another vote on Thursday.
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  None of that happening. This vote has been delayed
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  nearly three times now in New York. Yeah, you
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  know, you got 26 days. Mm -hmm. Oh, I'm sure
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  it's totally going to get done by then. With
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  the Rays' ownership, they proposed this $2 .3
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  billion stadium on Hillsborough College's Dale
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  Mabry campus. You're looking at the renderings
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  there that they released. Ybor City, Hillsborough
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  County College. It's all alive. Back in March.
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  Now, the Rays say they'll put up a little more
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  than half the cost, but they need the county
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  to come up with $750 million, and the city...
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  Yeah, let's just find it. The thing was, we just
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  had... I mean, I'm saying we just had it, but
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  it's only going on 20 months. But it was the
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  worst hurricane in 100 years. Maybe we should
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  work on the people that need help, not a baseball
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  team that doesn't want to be here. Come up with
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  $251 million. Tonight's workshop. is going to
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  try and close the gap on the funding needed and
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  where exactly that money would come from. And
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  here's some of the sticking... Oh, whatever.
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  There's the point. Oh, let's hear the sticking
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  points and I'll shut up. ...points, including
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  disagreement over financial risk if the tax revenues
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  fall short. Pay for it! The raise of the money!
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  Mm -hmm. And... using county reserve. Do a PayPal
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  payment plan. Funds that are tied to property
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  taxes, including money that's set aside for disaster
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  response. Oh yeah, you know, like the whole hurricane.
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  Screw you, Rays. I hate you. And you probably
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  hate me because I know the true inside info because
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  I worked in sports radio. And people don't like
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  what I say, but there was never a deal in Tampa.
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  And if there was a deal in Tampa, they would
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  have already had the fucking room. So I saw this
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  next headline here and I thought this was absolutely
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  ridiculous, but it also proves my point that
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  I preach each and every day that the rich and
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  elite can get away with whatever in the Tampa
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  Bay area. And then the Tampa Bay area is like,
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  why are we not taking seriously? trial date for
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  a local businessman accused of causing this deadly
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  clearwater ferry crash is pushed to next year
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  yeah something's going on behind the scenes which
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  is allowing jeffrey knight to get away with this
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  can you imagine if the hispanic man took his
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  life everybody would be saying, call Heiss, get
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  him out of this country, and I'm just being honest.
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  But when Jeffrey Knight does it, oh, but he,
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  oh, he does it. Oh, and Janice, his son does.
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  Oh, but he's a businessman. Who cares? He took
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  someone's life. And you know what's funny? He
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  totally wasn't, you know, on anything because
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  he blew 0000. They legally didn't have to test
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  him for drugs. He was so sober, that Jeffrey
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  Knight. Shut up. Okay. a crash killed one person
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  injured 10 others can you imagine if i did that
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  if i took someone's life oh Everybody would be
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  covering it, but oh, he's connected. You know
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  what? That's the biggest problem with the Tampa
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  Bay area is the connected get, you know, protected.
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  And then it's barely covered on the local news.
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  Tampa Bay 10 is the only one talking about it,
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  and it's a 30 -second clip. One year ago, state
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  prosecutors and attorneys for Jeffrey. I mean,
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  he's just an absolute douche. You look at him,
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  he just has a little bitch slap face. Knights
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  say that they're running into roadblocks right
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  now trying to get key evidence from the Coast
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  Guard. Yeah, something's going on with the Coast
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  Guard. They should have just, I don't know, kept
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  the evidence since day one. I'm telling you,
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  he paid somebody off. Mm -hmm. This is video
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  from the court hearing in the case on Monday.
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  Yeah, he just looks like he's well -protected
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  by that scumbag, little white -haired Kevin Hayslip.
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  Again, another one of the rich and elite that's
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  always protected. Both sides say the government
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  shutdown delayed the Coast Guard's part of this
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  investigation. It doesn't mean deadly squat.
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  It's all right. It's so stupid. Jeffrey Knight,
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  I know you're going to get away with this. It's
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  all good. But at the end of the day, you'll always
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  be a loser. Now the trial was supposed to begin
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  this October. So they already pushed it back
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  and they're pushing it back again. I don't know
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  what's more phony. The Tampa Bay Rays or Jeffrey
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  Knight. That's it. Jeffrey Knight should buy
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  the Tampa Bay Rays. They're perfect for each
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  other. They screw over the area and they only
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  care about themselves. Oh, yeah. I'm feeling
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  pretty good right now. I'll be honest. I was
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  not feeling too good earlier. I was higher. It
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  was definitely a happy, I think, a mile. And
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  we'll get into that and more of a first. Mm -hmm.
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  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
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  on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your
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  morning show prep begins now. A sick person with
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  a powerful tool. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. Welcome
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  to Hoppy Hour. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan
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  Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.
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  Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes,
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  now. What? Now, now, now, now. If I hit this
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  button, boom, the whole program's going to start.
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  Okay, well, hit it. All right. Boom, boom, boom,
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  boom. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh, yeah.
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  Last night. I told myself I had to celebrate
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  Cinco de Mayo Even though I don't really know
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  a thing about it But it's just a reason for Caucasian
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  people in America to get tacos and beer Oh yeah,
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  that's what I did You know what happened? So
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  I was sitting at home, I've been up since 4am
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  Working on the MJ Morning Show And I was tired,
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  man I was tired. So I went to my local sicko.
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  Got a bottle of wine. Got some Merlot. I was
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  starting to feel it. So I was at home and I was
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  like, you know what? I want to go to Potion Portal,
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  which is one of my favorite bars in all of St.
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  Pete. And I did. And I got a Red Temple Ale or
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  whatever it's called. A Bud Light and then a
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  root beer. A root beer, vodka, seltzer. I was
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  feeling it. But the problem with when I drink,
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  amongst the many problems, is the fact that all
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  of a sudden, you know what I want? I want food.
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  And potion portals right across the block. Mm
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  -hmm. From a chili burner. I went across the
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  block. Got six Mexican tacos. And then I got
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  tamales, tamales, tamales. And some chips and
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  queso. But here's what's funny about it. I love
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  Jolly Verde. But they were so busy in there that
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  they literally gave me the... The tamales and
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  was like pretty much saying microwave this at
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  home. We have way too many drunk white people
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  here. They didn't quite say that. They gave me
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  it in a plastic bag and was like, here you go.
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  And then it's so funny. They gave me a whole
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  like freaking huge plastic bag of chips. Authentic
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  Mexican chips. But then gave me like a little
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  bowl of queso. I have leftovers for seven days.
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  So tonight, I have leftover chicken pie and mashed
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  potatoes. It's going to be quite the feast. I'll
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  be feeling it. I feel a little better now. But
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  here's a song about how drunk I got to listen.
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  Celebrity rumors, who kissed who? And who left
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  for free? Day, day, day, day Dating on the disc,
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  got the whole town spun He talk all night like
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  it's only begun Name on the board, happy hour
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  glow Everybody tuned in just to see the show
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  But when the clock hit, Fiesta time He went from
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  on there to out of his mind One shot, two shot,
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  three for the grin He said one more round, then
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  he fell right in Talking all spicy, low soul
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  Then my own eyes Mommy, he was feeling right
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  Then he knocked out by midnight He had that Mexican
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  mood, all chips and limes Waving at the bottle
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  like it owed him time Some vero in his spirit
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  swagger in his way Last call hit and he drifted
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  away Phone still buzzing with the latest name
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  Loveless, messy, everybody plays the games He
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  said, I'm good, I'm good And he sank real slow
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  next thing Lights low, all done, no show One
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  more cheer, then he melted down Talking to the
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  table like you're in this town Try to stay loud,
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  try to stay plowed The night says sleep, and
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  he waved goodbye Happy hour, happy hour He was
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  gone by midnight Happy hour, happy hour Cinco
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  de mayo night Happy hour, happy hour Mommy, he
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  was feeling right Happy hour, happy hour Knocked
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  out by midnight Eight, five, six. Four, nine,
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  happy. Eight, five, six, four, nine, four, six,
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  seven, seven, eight. You tweeted me. All right,
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  happy radio. Let's get into Hoppy's inbox. I
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  got an annoying message from a person I like.
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  It's time for Hoppy's inbox, only on Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy. Hi. This woman named Lizette
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  Rivera. I made a post that said, nothing makes
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  me more grateful that I got a vasectomy than
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  hearing kids scream at the pool. I don't know.
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  Seems pretty straightforward. She goes, love
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  ya, but damn, not all kids are bad at yelling.
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  And it's a pool to have fun. Don't go anymore.
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  Summer break is close. Or buy a house and put
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  it in your own pool. Coming from a millionaire
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  that has the money to buy it. I can hear them
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  singing, old man trying to kill the vibe, MGK.
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  Strange message. I replied, wanna front the money
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  on the house? I was just saying, glad I'm not
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  having kids. Ain't that day, potty? I love when
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  somebody critiques you. I may start off with,
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  I love you, but just critique me. Don't say anything
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  about how you love me. I don't know you. When
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  you say you love me, you're only using the word.
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  I was just saying that I'm glad I'm not having
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  kids. It's probably good I'm not having kids
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  if they're annoying me at the pool. I didn't
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  tell them to leave the pool. God. People take
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  what I say and get so mad. Freaking relax. We're
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  all going to be eaten by maggots in about 70
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  years at the maximum. Get out of here. I like
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  her. She's nice. Kind of ghosted on me. Oh, I
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  want to invest in your podcast. And then you
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  never hear from him. Don't tell me that then.
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  I'm saying a little too much. I don't, I don't
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  care. You're coming at me. All I was saying was
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  that I'm glad I'm not having kids, but you know.
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  Like usual, we haven't taken so seriously what
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  I say. Relax. It ain't that deep. I promise you.
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  If you're getting mad at me, I'm winning. I am.
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  It's time for a happy 101. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah.
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  I don't judge you here. So much going on today.
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  You know what I realized? I know this is a controversial
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  opinion. Sometimes you just gotta, just when
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  you're talking to a woman, just let go. And let
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  things happen. If you feel like you're putting
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  in too much work. You're thinking that because
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  you are. Sometimes you got to let things manifest
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  and relax. I know it's a controversial opinion
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  before when I said that there is this thing that
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  is known as a woman chasing you. A lot of times
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  women are like, why would we chase the man? Why
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  wouldn't you? It should be equal playing fields.
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  It should be one of Those things where they put
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  in the effort instead of the man. If you feel
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  like you're chasing after a girl or doing way
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  too much, you're feeling that because you are.
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  Relax. I've had to tell myself that with everything
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  recently. I think a lot of it is us as men. Women
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  can go through guy after guy, get passed around
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  like a blind. They don't care. They have emotions,
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  but that's different. But men, when we love somebody,
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  we covet them in a way. It's a pop of their energy.
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  It's the protector. We're the creator. They're
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  the ones that squirt out the gate. We're the
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  ones that do the thing. So we love things deeply.
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  But sometimes men need to realize that she was
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  never yours. It was just your turn. And I tell
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  myself that all the time about everything. Had
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  the number one radio show between 10 to 11 a
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  .m. in Tampa. It was just my turn. The hottest
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  bisexual girl. It was just my turn. Now she's
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  going down on girls and I hope they're enjoying
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  it. I'm just saying, when you feel like you're
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  putting in too much effort, you're thinking that
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  because you are. Gotta, you know, realize that
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  you're the prize, too. Both party are the prizes.
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  I ain't gonna be like Andrew Tate, where I say,
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  oh, yeah, you know, the man's the prize. No,
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  that misogynistic stuff creeps me out. But it
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  should be like you chase them one day, they chase
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  after you. But also, sometimes... When you just
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  do your thing, you don't want to be like doing
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  this thing that dudes do, that I've been known
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  to do in the past, which is like overthink. You
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  don't want to be like, oh, what you doing? Nobody
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  is ever too busy for you in general. Like, there's
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  been times I've hit up people about coming on
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  this podcast or whatever, and you know what happens?
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  They go ghost on me. But then I see that they
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  posted five statuses since my email. They saw
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  it. They just didn't want to come on. It's fine.
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  Birdcrusher. But I'm telling you, ladies and
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  gentlemen, boys and girls, everything should
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  be 50 -50. If you feel like you're putting in
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  too much work, it's because you are. And that
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  was a very hard Hoppy 101. Oh yeah, we had a
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  good time. You learned so much from me. You're
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  thanking me. Maybe not. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's
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  856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me, at Ryan
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  Hoppy Radio. You can email me, ryanhoppyradio
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  at a gmail, a dot, a com. Oh, what do we got
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  here? David's brother, D4VD's brother is releasing
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  music. Oh, that's good. Alex Earl has a new reality
• 27:09
  show and Tom Brady was not there. He just hit
• 27:11
  it and quit it. I saw this headline. I thought
• 27:20
  this was ridiculous. I love how all of Stephen
• 27:24
  Colbert's friends were having to defend him when
• 27:27
  he was literally costing the company so much
• 27:29
  money. That is irrelevant. Now, boomers live
• 27:33
  in this world. where boomers think that late
• 27:35
  night TV is happening. Why? Because they're 68
• 27:39
  years old sitting on the couch watching it. When
• 27:42
  I would say the last time late night TV was relevant
• 27:46
  was probably either every time Jimmy Kimmel has
• 27:49
  to talk about Trump for attention or when Jimmy
• 27:52
  Fallon played with Trump's hair. Besides then,
• 27:55
  Colbert has done nothing to move the needle the
• 27:57
  last 11 years since replacing Letterman. And
• 28:00
  frankly, He was just liberal propaganda. Because
• 28:05
  it says right here, David Letterman says, CBS
• 28:08
  bosses are lying weasels. Colbert X was never
• 28:12
  about money. Here's the thing. That might be
• 28:16
  true. But were the ratings good? There are TikTok
• 28:19
  videos, and I try not to judge things off of
• 28:22
  views. Because I'll get about 40 ,000 listens
• 28:24
  a month, but I get about five views on my YouTube
• 28:27
  video. So I don't like when people on Reddit
• 28:29
  are like, oh, you know, views. But I'm going
• 28:32
  to be honest. There are TikTok videos that had
• 28:35
  more viewers than Colbert. Nobody cared. He wasn't
• 28:39
  funny. He wasn't moving the needles. Nothing
• 28:42
  original. Every punchline. First of all, when
• 28:46
  I used to have access to the prep service before
• 28:48
  Kelta stole it from me like the douchebag he
• 28:50
  is. Oh, but you're such a talent coach. Hit the
• 28:55
  gym. But I used to be able to play the late night
• 28:59
  clips of the... Late night host, and Colbert's
• 29:02
  jokes were like 40 seconds too long. I was like,
• 29:04
  bro, stop. You're not funny. You were only funny
• 29:08
  when you were making fun of Hannity on Comedy
• 29:12
  Central. How does that feel? You have to talk
• 29:14
  about other people to be funny because you're
• 29:16
  not. You're not a funny guy. Oh, yeah, I saw
• 29:21
  this here. Blueface shares a message for any
• 29:24
  woman that he gets pregnant. Baby, let me chat.
• 29:28
  It only works out if I approve, you know? If
• 29:32
  I sign off on your permission slip. Yeah. If
• 29:35
  I don't sign off on your permission slip. Permission
• 29:37
  slip. You're stupid! It's not gonna be good.
• 29:45
  Yeah, sociopathic moron. I don't like you. You
• 29:49
  make all men look bad, you scumbag. That's all
• 29:52
  I would say. Ah, you got nothing more to say.
• 29:54
  God, you're a moron! You know about Julio Felio,
• 29:59
  the rapper that got shot? Whenever I see Julio
• 30:02
  Felio's name, I think of MJ that morning going,
• 30:04
  Julio Felio. Well, the prosecutor in the case
• 30:10
  asked his friend Kenny Capps if his nickname
• 30:13
  came from capping people, but it was based off
• 30:16
  of Kenny from South Park. Mr. Howard, you're
• 30:22
  called Kenny Capps because you cap people. You
• 30:27
  can answer. No, sir. And I think you said you
• 30:32
  called Kenny Capps because of South Park? Correct.
• 30:35
  Kenny on South Park? Correct. Kenny McCormick
• 30:38
  on South Park, right? Yes, sir. Okay. That doesn't
• 30:42
  have anything to do with Capps, does it? It has
• 30:44
  to do with Kenny. I came with it. Mr. Howard,
• 30:49
  you're called Kenny Capps. So there's that. That
• 30:56
  boomer was proved to the point that he's stupid,
• 30:59
  like most boomers. And then I saw this headline
• 31:02
  here. I absolutely love Chipotle. It's my absolute
• 31:06
  favorite, but it's so overpriced. And that CEO
• 31:09
  got caught saying that they were going to really
• 31:11
  market to the people that make $100 ,000 a year.
• 31:18
  And we all know, I have to get double meat because
• 31:20
  of my height. But we all know that if you don't
• 31:23
  get double meat, They skimp you on the food.
• 31:26
  Now the scumbag CEO is openly lying to us. I
• 31:33
  thought that you were being skimped at Chipotle.
• 31:35
  The Chipotle CEO says, if you want more, you
• 31:37
  have to ask for more. I'd be like, hey, can I
• 31:39
  get double meat that's not $8, please? Chipotle
• 31:43
  CEO Scott Boatwright sat down with you. He just
• 31:45
  looks like your scumbag CEO. Yahoo Finance, the
• 31:49
  interviewer Brian Sozi, asked the question that
• 31:52
  we all wanted to know. Does he think that they
• 31:54
  are skimping people at Chipotle? Of course they
• 31:56
  are. And then they look at you like, you should
• 31:58
  be grateful you got a little bit of rice. We
• 32:00
  ain't going to give you anything. gun bags and
• 32:02
  a chipotle ceo explicitly said no scott boatwright
• 32:05
  said that workers are told to load up as much
• 32:08
  food as they know they're not then he must be
• 32:11
  out of touch because he is he's a stupid boomer
• 32:14
  ceo he's lying to you can and bowls and burritos
• 32:17
  and when he said put as much as you can he meant
• 32:20
  it because he also expressed He doesn't mean
• 32:22
  it. They don't do it. Even when I get double
• 32:25
  meat, there's barely any meat in there. They're
• 32:27
  greedy bastards. It's basically that he wants
• 32:30
  customers to see the burrito and be like, this
• 32:32
  burrito is way too big. Yeah, too big for you,
• 32:35
  big boy. I need your input on this, the Chipotle.
• 32:37
  I think it's a scumbag. I think it's a lie. Listen,
• 32:41
  it breaks my heart how expensive Chipotle is.
• 32:44
  It costs $28 to fill me up. They gotta get double
• 32:47
  meat, double rice. And then large queso. I'd
• 32:51
  be farting all night, but it's delicious. That
• 32:55
  is like become a treat. I have people on my comment
• 32:58
  section, oh, go buy a house. I can barely afford
• 33:01
  Chipotle. Man, we losing our mind as a country.
• 33:07
  I thought this was funny here. Yesterday was
• 33:09
  Cinco de Mayo, and here's this legendary clip
• 33:11
  called Hurricane Ashley. Mm -hmm. About drunk
• 33:15
  girls from The Onion. Images of destruction are
• 33:18
  flooding in and the worst isn't over. Experts
• 33:21
  warn that Hurricane Ashley could strike as many
• 33:24
  as eight bars throughout the day. Her Cinco de
• 33:27
  Mayo plans, combined with all the recent drama
• 33:29
  with Scott, have created perfect conditions for
• 33:32
  Hurricane Ashley to cause a lot of damage this
• 33:34
  afternoon and well into the evening. Here's a
• 33:37
  look at Ashley's path of destruction so far.
• 33:39
  At 11 a .m., she landed on Foster Street, moving
• 33:42
  from O'Murphy's to the Blue Iguana, hitting the
• 33:45
  place that does the mini pizzas, The fast -moving
• 33:48
  human storm is gaining strength right now, gathering
• 33:50
  flavored vodka shots in her apartment, and she's
• 33:53
  expected to merge with other high -pressure systems,
• 33:56
  including BFFs Jessica and Christy, within the
• 33:59
  next hour. Forecasters predict that some areas
• 34:01
  could see all three grown women obnoxiously shouting,
• 34:05
  wearing sombreros and fake mustaches, and asking
• 34:07
  strangers to hold their shoes for some reason
• 34:09
  as early as 5 p .m. Bars and clubs are bracing
• 34:13
  themselves, boarding up windows and closing early,
• 34:16
  many bartenders prepping for massive cleanup
• 34:19
  efforts if Ashley touches down and pukes on their
• 34:21
  dance floors. We have some footage of the destruction
• 34:24
  that began just hours ago at Senior Tacos. Experts
• 34:32
  recommend staying inside your house or car until
• 34:35
  the disturbance passes, avoiding eye contact,
• 34:38
  and not even getting into it with her right now,
• 34:40
  okay? The whirlwind might not die down until
• 34:43
  close to 2 .30 a .m. when she's expected to be
• 34:45
  kicked out of a reggae bar called the Lion's
• 34:47
  Den for saying something racist. Our thoughts
• 34:49
  are with everyone in her path. Happy hour. Happy
• 34:53
  hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be
• 35:08
  right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 35:11
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 35:15
  poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 35:21
  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 35:23
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
• 35:26
  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
• 35:28
  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't
• 35:34
  worry Fresno, coffee hour will be right back.
• 36:15
  Shawty gon' hit with that flex And I'm clean
• 36:18
  and it's thang Look at my necklace we put up
• 36:21
  to the club And that all black trusty holla,
• 36:24
  don't do me Y 'all hear the hymen on that door
• 36:27
  I think she be hatin' cause they screamin' my
• 36:30
  name I skid, skid, skid it on that hoe Yeah,
• 36:32
  your boy made it rain Shawty don't do me, I don't
• 36:36
  play no game I skid, skid, skid it on that hoe
• 36:38
  Yeah, boy, I made it rain I heard that that chain
• 36:41
  you got fake Don't do me I heard you got them
• 36:43
  fake bags Don't do me. I heard she ain't really
• 36:47
  got no money. Don't do me. No. Don't do me. No.
• 36:51
  Don't do me. I heard you a girl gone wild. Don't
• 36:55
  do me. When they see you, they holler, y 'all
• 36:57
  treatin' y 'all. Don't do me. Girl, you stay.
• 37:00
  Take a bow. Don't do me. No. Don't do me. No.
• 37:04
  Don't do me. No. Why don't you do me? You be
• 37:07
  pleasant with me. I know that's prison fire.
• 37:09
  Looking fresh and I got money. Stop that hatin'.
• 37:11
  Just be quiet. Hair, D &D. When I be shinin'
• 37:22
  on my daily, didn't know I could do it But now
• 37:25
  you know, so let's go, men don't get me mistaken
• 37:28
  Because I boosted on your shawty, I ain't gone
• 37:30
  with that I heard that that chain you got fake
• 37:32
  I heard you got them fake babies I heard she
• 37:38
  ain't really got no money Don't do me, don't
• 37:41
  do me, don't do me I heard you a girl gone wild
• 37:45
  When they see you, they holler, y 'all treatin'
• 37:48
  y 'all Girl, you stank like a bear. Don't do
• 38:21
  me. Don't do me. Don't do me. Don't do me. Don't
• 38:28
  do me. Let's get to it right now. Oh, we're going
• 39:07
  to just go absolutely hammers. The kid said 15
• 39:10
  years ago. Welcome to Happy Hour. And now for
• 39:26
  something completely different. Door is closing.
• 40:13
  Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 40:22
  here it is. The most recent radio show on the
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  planet. The other stations are tuned in too.
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  Turn it up, turn it loud. Hey, from the Bay to
• 40:47
  the world. Oh, yeah. Yeah, beat drop. Noona on
• 42:04
  the couch while he shakes that booth. It's a
• 42:06
  happy hour. Happy hour. From St. Pete out to
• 42:10
  the world so wide. Let it shower. Let it shower.
• 42:16
  All that truth you feel ain't still alive. Turn
• 42:20
  it up a little. 8 -5 -6. 49 -OP. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9
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  Oh, he's the MLA. RyanHobbyRadio .com. Oh, sure.
• 42:57
  I got it. Ah, it's going to be a good rest of
• 43:20
  the show. Ah, it's giving me this moron. The
• 43:35
  Thrown Bachelorette, Taylor Frankie Paul, is
• 43:38
  a sociopath. face to face with ex Dakota Mortensen
• 43:42
  for the first time in court. I mean, these two
• 43:45
  morons, I know they probably have a good kid,
• 43:47
  but this is an example of two morons that should
• 43:49
  not have reproduced. His obsession over Taylor,
• 43:53
  his inability to move on and leave her alone.
• 43:56
  He muttered, yeah, as much of an annoying woman
• 44:00
  she is, as stupid as I think she is, he ain't
• 44:04
  no saint. Oh, my God. Under his breath, she sighed
• 44:08
  and gave side eye. Neither... Oh, yeah. She got
• 44:11
  that little stink eye. ...hide their emotions
• 44:14
  during yesterday's hearing over their... She's
• 44:16
  so freaking hot, but she's crazy. ...restraining
• 44:18
  orders. A judge ordered both to stay 100 feet
• 44:22
  apart for the next three years. Oh, yeah. That's
• 44:24
  going to really help with the co -parenting.
• 44:26
  Mm -hmm. This has been a very toxic relationship.
• 44:31
  You know what I'm saying? Daughter is right here.
• 44:33
  There seems to be a continuing attraction. I
• 44:37
  never have moved on from Taylor. I can't just
• 44:40
  be like, peace, no contact. Like, that doesn't
• 44:42
  work. Yeah, they got this thing where they probably
• 44:45
  still love each other. bad for each other. I'm
• 44:50
  hoping that you're not people who just thrive
• 44:53
  on the drama. They do seem to be the people that
• 44:55
  thrive on, especially her. She's a woman in reality
• 44:59
  TV. Of course she does. She's a sociopathic loser
• 45:02
  that makes men look bad. Your child first. Dakota
• 45:05
  retains custody of two -year -old son Ever. Taylor
• 45:08
  is allowed eight hours a week of supervised visits.
• 45:11
  Ah, yeah, he definitely got to supervise her.
• 45:13
  She's a sociopathic moron. Next hearing is June
• 45:16
  1st. Ah, I'm kidding. But there he is. Hopefully
• 45:20
  that kid can get new parents. This morning it
• 45:27
  ends with a settlement. What a waste of freaking
• 45:31
  time. Blake Lively all smiles on the Met Gala
• 45:35
  red carpet Monday, just hours after reaching
• 45:38
  a settlement with former co -star and director
• 45:40
  Justin Baldoni. Yeah, he's another dish. Bringing
• 45:44
  an abrupt end to their years -long legal battle.
• 45:47
  It ends with Blake's career. Get it. What's your
• 45:51
  name? Lily. Lively sued Baldoni and his production
• 45:56
  company for orchestrating what she called a smear
• 45:59
  campaign against her after she accused him of
• 46:01
  sexual harassment on the set of their 2020 -
• 46:04
  Yeah, she lost that. Or film, It Ends With Us.
• 46:08
  Moron. Claims Baldoni consistently denied. Oh
• 46:11
  yeah, what's he gonna admit? What's he gonna
• 46:14
  admit? If I'm not what you want, you just - You're
• 46:16
  stupid! No, no, no, I'm fine. Stop, stop, stop.
• 46:22
  Even their acting's horrendous. The terms of
• 46:24
  the settlement not made public. There's no money,
• 46:27
  though, involved. Mm -hmm. What a waste of time
• 46:30
  for both parties. But in a joint statement, attorneys
• 46:33
  for the two actors said Monday, we recognize
• 46:35
  concerns raised by Ms. Lively deserve to be heard,
• 46:39
  adding, we remain firmly committed to workplaces
• 46:42
  free of impropriety. Whatever. Hope it goes away
• 46:46
  like that dumb broad. Mm -hmm. Now Delta Airlines
• 46:50
  ending snack and drink services on hundreds of
• 46:54
  flights. Oh, got it. Budget cards. I'm sure the
• 46:58
  CEO's still making money. Mm -hmm. Have those
• 47:01
  details for us, Sam? Yeah, good morning, everybody.
• 47:03
  So if you fly Delta and you look forward to hearing
• 47:05
  the words, would you like a Biscoff cookie and
• 47:07
  a complimentary beverage? No, I don't. I want
• 47:09
  them to leave me alone. You travel? Yes, please.
• 47:12
  You may be out of luck. Delta is eliminating
• 47:13
  snack and drink service on all flights, but get
• 47:16
  this under 350 miles. That's the important boundary
• 47:20
  right there. Unless you're seated in first class.
• 47:22
  By one estimate, this will affect only about
• 47:24
  450 flights a day. This isn't all bad news in
• 47:27
  the announcement. Delta will seriously upgrade
• 47:29
  service for over 700 flights to full service
• 47:32
  if you're flying over water. Fuck the airlines!
• 47:36
  They're all stupid! This sucks, too. This morning,
• 47:39
  no relief in sight to gas prices climbing to
• 47:42
  the highest in four years. It used to cost me
• 47:45
  two, three months ago $32 to fill up my gas tank.
• 47:50
  Guess how much it cost me yesterday? I was on
• 47:52
  empty and I get about 440 miles per tank with
• 47:57
  my 2015 Honda Accord. And guess how much it was?
• 48:02
  $64. Thanks, Trump. Appreciate it, you real police
• 48:07
  moron. and the highest since the start of the
• 48:10
  war. I don't even want to talk about the gas.
• 48:12
  Oh, good. I'm glad we started them hard. Just
• 48:14
  so that the orange man has everybody forgetting
• 48:16
  that he's a pedophile. Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic.
• 48:23
  Finally, guys, quickly, you see we brought some
• 48:24
  snacks here. Harry Potter, 2026 marks 25 years
• 48:28
  for the famous film. Yeah, give me existential
• 48:30
  crisis. It's 25 years old. Harry frickin' Potter.
• 48:35
  That would have been like talking about, let
• 48:37
  me do the math here. 1976 and 2001 when it came
• 48:41
  out. Franchise, a lot of brands are getting in
• 48:44
  on the fun, including Cinnabon, celebrating with
• 48:47
  the launch of a new special flavor. Starting
• 48:49
  this week, they're selling a butterbeer flavored
• 48:52
  classic. Oh, yeah. Put that in my mouth. I love
• 48:56
  cinnamon. Roll. And because we like to do our
• 49:01
  research around here, I splurged for some on
• 49:03
  the table. If you would like to try. I don't
• 49:05
  need to watch them doing their stuff. I love
• 49:07
  when they pretend they're friends. They hate
• 49:08
  each other. What's going on here? Happy Hot Topic.
• 49:14
  Recall over possible salmonella contamination
• 49:16
  is expanding. It now includes frozen pizzas sold
• 49:20
  at Walmart. They are the Great Value thin crust
• 49:24
  and stuffed crust chicken bacon ranch pizzas.
• 49:27
  Recall also includes pieces sold exclusively
• 49:30
  at Aldi. The recall concerns a potential salmonella
• 49:33
  outbreak in meat and poultry products prepared
• 49:36
  with a previously recalled dry milk powder. Ah,
• 49:39
  it's good. You know, that gave me the poops.
• 49:41
  Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic! Caden Panettiere is
• 49:49
  sharing her truth. The actress recently confirmed
• 49:52
  that she is bisexual. Hell yeah! I have a legendary
• 49:56
  streak of attracting bisexual girls. Mm -hmm.
• 50:01
  Topic she shares for the first time in her upcoming
• 50:03
  May 12th memoir, This Is Me, A Reckoning, explaining
• 50:06
  how her relationship with her sexuality has shifted
• 50:09
  throughout her life in the spotlight. All right,
• 50:11
  so that happened. There you go. And then there's
• 50:16
  this. Happy Hot Topic. Jersey Shore's Ronnie
• 50:20
  Ortiz -Macro is detailing his battle with bipolar
• 50:23
  disorder, depression, and anxiety. After footage
• 50:31
  of the Jersey Shore family vacation star seemingly
• 50:33
  nodding off during a press interview went viral,
• 50:36
  sparking fans' concern, Ronnie is now sharing
• 50:38
  an inside look at his struggles. He writes in
• 50:41
  a May 5th Instagram story, Even though everything
• 50:44
  may look perfect on the outside. No, it doesn't.
• 50:47
  We don't look at you and go, ah, it's perfect.
• 50:48
  Ronnie's killing it. Every day I battle my depression,
• 50:52
  bipolar, and anxiety in silence. Ah, it sucks.
• 50:55
  I was crying last night because of my bipolar.
• 50:57
  I know there are many people who do the same.
• 51:00
  I hope you figure it out, bud. I saw this headline
• 51:03
  here. Happy Hot Topic. Sting says letting his
• 51:08
  six kids not work would be a form of abuse. Hell
• 51:11
  yeah, you don't want them to be netball baby
• 51:13
  brats. For a decade after the 74 -year -old announces
• 51:18
  he wouldn't be leaving his six children much
• 51:20
  of his fortune. Well, that's stupid. I agree.
• 51:24
  You gotta make them work. When you don't leave
• 51:26
  them money, you're just being a stupid boomer.
• 51:29
  You lost me. Estimated to be hundreds of millions,
• 51:32
  Sting confirms that is still his plan. Yeah,
• 51:36
  he would suck as a father. I began on the headline
• 51:39
  kind of liking him, and then I was like, oh,
• 51:41
  you're an asswipe. Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic.
• 51:45
  Of course you're an asswipe. You're a Dodger
• 51:48
  fan. You're stupid, and you're a cloud chaser.
• 51:50
  What's going on here? Oh, we, we, we, we, whoa,
• 51:54
  whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Pause,
• 51:56
  pause. I cannot be talking about the Duggars
• 52:00
  without this. Yeah, yeah. I did something right,
• 52:06
  man. Count it up. Keep count. Keep count. Keep
• 52:12
  count. Walk in the crib like, yo, who all these?
• 52:15
  Name tags on babies' row of car seats. Mama in
• 52:19
  a denim skirt, daddy with the side part. Everybody
• 52:21
  smiles, but I get a weird vibe start. Chalkboard
• 52:24
  chores running down the hallway. Tuesday is for
• 52:27
  twins, Thursday just for laundry. Buddy up, buddy
• 52:29
  up. That's a slogan. I'm like, how many birthdays
• 52:32
  you still holding? Too many. All sound like a
• 52:36
  rollin' credit sequence Every single kid got
• 52:39
  the same freakin' sequence Same shirt, same hair,
• 52:41
  same Bible on the dresser All star cast of repressed
• 52:44
  child pressure There's somethin' wrong with the
• 52:46
  Duggar family Too many names in the family tree,
• 52:49
  for real Every single one acting kinda uncanny
• 52:52
  Tell me, how you got that many kids on a salary?
• 52:55
  There's somethin' off in the Duggar house Smiles
• 52:58
  what it can, but the truth leak out I'm extremely
• 53:10
  grateful for my parents and my family. For the
• 53:14
  example they set of being selfless and taking
• 53:18
  time to love each other. To love us for who we
• 53:21
  are. Josh Duggar now reportedly slamming parents
• 53:25
  Jim Bob and Michelle in... Loser! You're a failure!
• 53:30
  ...newly released prison text messages, which
• 53:32
  he calls them out for playing a role in his downfall.
• 53:36
  What? Touching you? You're a loser! You're always
• 53:40
  being one! and today it's my honor and privilege
• 53:44
  to join in this announcement of a guilty verdict
• 53:47
  in the case of you know all right i mean he was
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  just a asshole gotta see the words just like
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  this one in the nancy guthrie case i'm i got
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  frustrated because i knew from my sources i'm
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  sure you have so many sources They were trying
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  to keep you guys out. They did. Yeah, you know,
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  because Patel, if they're trying to keep you
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  out, if you're such the man, you tell them, hey,
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  I'm the FBI guy that drinks all day. Let me in.
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  What he's about to say is just excuses because
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  he knows that he failed. He's a loser. They did
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  keep you out. For four days we were... Surprised
• 54:34
  you're not drinking on Saturday. We're kept out
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  of the investigation. We are looking for Nancy
• 54:41
  Guthrie. And then you got this stupid cop, Chris
• 54:44
  Nanos. Another dumb boomer. Mm -hmm. This is
• 54:48
  an example. You got two morons. You got Cash
• 54:50
  Patel and you got Nanos. Mm -hmm. We want to
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  find her. It's He Said, He Said in the search
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  for Savannah Guthrie's missing mother. As we...
• 55:02
  enter into another week of this nightmare. We
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  need your help. Here's how these cases work.
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  It is a state matter. It's a state and local
• 55:09
  law enforcement matter. What we, the FBI, do
• 55:11
  is say, hey, we're here to help. What do you
• 55:13
  need? Here's the thing. You're corrupt. All you
• 55:16
  do is be corrupt so you can easily take over
• 55:19
  the case if you're the man. Now you go by the
• 55:23
  rules? Shut the hell up, Cash. You moron. Aziz
• 55:30
  Ansari is a better version of you on SNL than
• 55:32
  you in real life, you moron. What can we do?
• 55:35
  And for four days, we were kept out of the investigation.
• 55:38
  FBI Director Kash Patel calling out Pima County
• 55:41
  Sheriff Chris Nanos for his handling of the search
• 55:43
  for Nancy Guthrie, which is nearing its 100th
• 55:46
  day. Claiming on Sean Hannity's podcast that
• 55:52
  local officials shut out the FBI from the investigation.
• 55:55
  Will you push him through? You go get out of
• 55:58
  my way. Investigations early days. Holding up.
• 56:01
  You'll never hear me have any sympathy for that
• 56:04
  drunken moron known as Kash Patel blaming others.
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  Shut up. Critical evidence gathering. And when
• 56:10
  we were finally let in, Sean, look what we did.
• 56:12
  Nothing. That's stupid. We went in and got the
• 56:15
  ring doorbell. And we said, hey, is anyone talking
• 56:19
  to Google? That's why you have that image. Whatever,
• 56:22
  dude. I've had enough of you. Go get drunk and
• 56:24
  shut up. I hate this man right here. What is
• 56:32
  your verdict? Guilty or not guilty? Not guilty.
• 56:36
  Oh, yeah. Direction Elite winning again. After
• 56:41
  just over two hours of deliberations, former
• 56:44
  New England Patriots wide receiver Stefan Diggs
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  found not guilty. So say all members of the jerk.
• 56:50
  Yes. Diggs in tears as the verdict was read.
• 56:53
  Bitch. He was accused. You're not a real man.
• 56:56
  You're a loser. Not only do you lose in life,
• 57:00
  unless it's a court case, but you also are a
• 57:02
  loser as a father and in a Super Bowl. Strangling
• 57:05
  and assaulting his then live -in personal chef,
• 57:07
  Jamila Adams. Here's the problem. She was a little
• 57:09
  too much of a cloud chaser. I think she loved
• 57:13
  the attention that... There was just things that
• 57:17
  came out during the case where you're like, oh,
• 57:18
  you're not innocent, which sucked because I hate
• 57:21
  Stephon Diggs. Who says she had been romantically
• 57:24
  involved with Diggs. That's the problem. You're
• 57:26
  sucking him off. Adams testifying the argument
• 57:29
  started over a pay dispute. He. NFL players not
• 57:35
  paying. No way. Ian Beckles owes me $70. I'm
• 57:39
  never going to see. Took his arm and he like
• 57:41
  came around my neck with his elbow. The way she's
• 57:45
  talking, it seems real, but she ain't innocent.
• 57:47
  That's the problem. But the defense says that
• 57:54
  never happened. Yeah, he said she said. Pointing
• 57:59
  to the lack of medical records or photographic
• 58:01
  evidence. Showing this video of her dancing just
• 58:04
  days after the alleged attack. Yeah, it didn't
• 58:07
  really help. But also when you work around nurses,
• 58:10
  you have to try to have some fun. And there was
• 58:15
  no assault, no strangulation. That's where I
• 58:19
  don't agree. I think he totally did it. He's
• 58:21
  totally a loser. He's totally a moron. He's totally
• 58:24
  got CTE. But at the same time, here's how I'll
• 58:28
  end this. Her dancing and being a cloud chaser
• 58:31
  costed her the case. It did. That's all I can
• 58:36
  say. That's all I'm going to say. I can't even
• 58:38
  talk. That's how much I'm going to say. Once
• 58:42
  again, the wretched elite will always win, but
• 58:44
  when he's on his deathbed, all his kids are going
• 58:46
  to be like, Daddy, this is the first time I've
• 58:49
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  where we're paying less? The rising gas prices
• 1:06:52
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  glad we're getting such a good hand from the
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  boomers. A man is facing serious charges accused
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  Winter Haven police say... Loser! Of course it's
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  Paul County. All the thugs are out there. ...that
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  a local woman got into a long -distance relationship
• 1:07:18
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• 1:07:22
  Well, they say Cruz started sending harassing
• 1:07:24
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• 1:07:26
  shoot her. Oh, good. He makes all men look bad.
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  Scumbag, criminal, thug, moron. That was a mouthful.
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  Happy Hot Topic! Good evening, I'm Jennifer Lee.
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  And I'm Keith Cate. Thank you. What up, Jennifer?
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  Joining us tonight, so is baseball worth the
• 1:07:44
  money? That is what Tampa City leaders... Oh,
• 1:07:46
  probably not. This area barely got fixed after
• 1:07:50
  the hurricane, but I'm glad all the attention
• 1:07:52
  has gone to a dumb baseball team that covered
• 1:07:55
  their roof with linen. Mm -hmm. Debated tonight
• 1:07:58
  at a special city council meeting. Some city
• 1:08:00
  leaders think tax dollars that could fund a raised
• 1:08:03
  stadium deal in Tampa would be better spent elsewhere.
• 1:08:08
  Tampa is the unspoken sex trafficking capital
• 1:08:12
  of the road. There's a lot of issues, but hey,
• 1:08:15
  a baseball team that hasn't even won a road series.
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  News Channel 8's Ryan Arbogast is live in Tampa
• 1:08:22
  tonight. And these poor news anchors have to
• 1:08:24
  act like there's any story here. There was never
• 1:08:26
  a deal in Tampa. I'm telling you. And I know
• 1:08:28
  people hate when I do this, but I don't care.
• 1:08:30
  There was never a deal. If there was a deal,
• 1:08:32
  there wouldn't be news report after news report
• 1:08:34
  of everybody confused because the Rays tell people
• 1:08:36
  to report what they want. They tell them, hey,
• 1:08:39
  say that there might be a deal in Tampa for leverage.
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  There was never a deal. Ryan, you went to that
• 1:08:44
  meeting. What was the key takeaway in all of
• 1:08:46
  this? That the Rays are a bunch of fatties and
• 1:08:48
  Ken Babby's a bitch. Jen, Keith, this special
• 1:08:53
  meeting was all about questions and oh boy, were
• 1:08:56
  there a lot of them. Oh yeah, you know, they
• 1:08:59
  brought the ruckus. Rays started the meeting
• 1:09:01
  by giving their presentation, then the city talked.
• 1:09:04
  That's how they start every meeting because I
• 1:09:06
  was in one of them. They always have a presentation
• 1:09:08
  of PowerPoint. Nothing says relevant like PowerPoint.
• 1:09:11
  It's about money and they got into the nitty
• 1:09:14
  gritty. But one thing is clear after hours and
• 1:09:16
  hours and hours of public comment that they're
• 1:09:18
  phony. There's going to have to be a lot of negotiations
• 1:09:21
  before we can decide if baseball belongs on this
• 1:09:24
  side of the bridge. You can barely hear my voice
• 1:09:28
  speak. We're exhausted from this process. Oh,
• 1:09:30
  I'm sure you are. You got the team. You thought
• 1:09:32
  it was going to be easy. But now you're kind
• 1:09:34
  of seeing what Sternberg had to deal with. When
• 1:09:38
  you're so cheap and you're on a budget, all of
• 1:09:43
  a sudden, you're already bald, so you're not
• 1:09:45
  going to lose any hair. But you're going to get
• 1:09:47
  more wrinkly. That's how the Rays feel about
• 1:09:50
  Tampa City Council. After months of negotiations.
• 1:09:54
  And that's how we feel about you. You guys are
• 1:09:56
  losers. And I know I'm race fans. All 14 ,000
• 1:09:59
  of them hate this. But you guys suck. That's
• 1:10:02
  it. And dozens of public forums. The team's leadership
• 1:10:06
  once again pitching a Tampa area mixed -use development
• 1:10:09
  at Hillsboro College. Where's the freaking, where's
• 1:10:12
  it going to go? Is this going to be like the
• 1:10:15
  game of the Sims where we just move buildings
• 1:10:17
  around? There's no room for it. I can't explain
• 1:10:21
  to you how maddening it is how this area simps
• 1:10:24
  for them. They don't care about you. They care
• 1:10:27
  about their bottom line. Tuesday night at a special
• 1:10:31
  meeting. We've been out nearly every single night
• 1:10:34
  talking about the magic in general. You're talking,
• 1:10:36
  but you're not doing anything. We are so close
• 1:10:39
  to 2030. We've been talking about the freaking
• 1:10:42
  race for 20 years. It's tiring. What you guys
• 1:10:46
  do is you go to every meeting and you guys just
• 1:10:48
  blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
• 1:10:50
  blah. But then when people start going, how are
• 1:10:52
  you going to pay for it? You guys just leave.
• 1:10:55
  Once it's asked how all this is going to get
• 1:10:57
  paid for, you're out of there. Shut up. Generational
• 1:11:02
  impact of a project like this. You can't even
• 1:11:05
  talk. You're a moron. You took on something you
• 1:11:07
  didn't think was going to be this hard. Because
• 1:11:09
  you're a car salesman. Not literally, but can't
• 1:11:12
  behave. He's likable. So he thought he could
• 1:11:15
  just smooch his way through it. This is a once
• 1:11:18
  in a lifetime opportunity for our community.
• 1:11:21
  Once in a lifetime for you to go away. Just go
• 1:11:24
  to Montreal like you guys wanted. You don't want
• 1:11:26
  to be here. Shut up. If you wanted to be here,
• 1:11:30
  you would have a little bit of sympathy. Like,
• 1:11:32
  hey, all this attention should have gone to rebuilding
• 1:11:34
  the area. But no. Hey, at least they're really
• 1:11:38
  fun to watch. Yeah. Six mad, but he been in these
• 1:12:03
  mics. All -intending heist, not a cynic in type.
• 1:12:06
  From the berms to the block, that's a hell of
• 1:12:08
  a hype. Turn the dial, see his name on the lights.
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  He got callers on the line, trying to break they
• 1:12:14
  news. From the side to the sticks, they relate
• 1:12:17
  to the views. Every segment like a story from
• 1:12:19
  the avenue. Turn slick, then he fact -check the
• 1:12:22
  attitude. This that Chicago news. Hop it out
• 1:12:27
  and let them choose. To the loop, what it do?
• 1:12:31
  Every block, every verse in the room It's that
• 1:12:35
  Chicago news Turn it up, rock the cruise If you're
• 1:12:40
  tuned, then you're part of the crew Javier talking
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  to you He got a joke for the frauds, love for
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  the brave That could guess in the chance, say
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  what they crave From the sports, war, wars to
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  the gossip Wave, he connect more lanes than the
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  towway saves Late night, but the syndicate wide
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  Carolina to the bay, hit a mid -wet's pride Still
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  a kid from the ice with the drive inside Got
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  the whole damn map on the same live line I saw
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  this headline and this was jaw -dropping. New
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  information coming in right now in what? What
• 1:13:41
  up, Ben Bradley? Police are calling an embarrassing
• 1:13:44
  incident at a northwest suburban school. So it
• 1:13:48
  was District 214, Arlington Heights, which is
• 1:13:52
  where I grew up, and there was a report of a
• 1:13:54
  gun getting missing by the cops. But of course,
• 1:13:58
  when you see the words, the news clip will explain
• 1:14:00
  it, but I see the headline Arlington Heights
• 1:14:03
  High School gun or whatever. You see those keywords.
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  I was also working on the MJ show and I saw it
• 1:14:08
  on my Twitter and I'm like, oh my God, was there
• 1:14:10
  a shooting? A school resource officer left his
• 1:14:12
  gun in the bathroom. It hasn't been found since.
• 1:14:17
  And WJS Dana Rebic is live right now in Arlington
• 1:14:19
  Heights where classes. were canceled today as
• 1:14:22
  police give us an update on what's going on in
• 1:14:24
  this case. Also, why is the cop in the same bathroom
• 1:14:26
  as the kid? Mm -hmm. Hey, Dana. What up, Dana?
• 1:14:30
  Well, we knew earlier today that there was some
• 1:14:32
  sort of surveillance video inside the school
• 1:14:35
  that would have shown who was coming in and out
• 1:14:37
  of that bathroom. And just literally minutes
• 1:14:39
  ago, the district did confirm they do have a
• 1:14:42
  person of interest in custody, although they
• 1:14:44
  say this weapon has not been recovered yet. It's
• 1:14:48
  very upsetting. Parents of District 214 students
• 1:14:51
  not happy to hear what happened at Forest View
• 1:14:53
  Educational Center Monday. Classes there canceled
• 1:14:56
  today after a school resource officer's gun went
• 1:15:02
  missing. Arlington Heights police say the employee
• 1:15:05
  took his gun from his duty holster. A duty holster
• 1:15:11
  in the bathroom. I have the humor of a five -year
• 1:15:14
  -old. While using the restroom, then realized
• 1:15:17
  it was missing shortly after students were dismissed
• 1:15:19
  for the day. Oops. The Cook County Sheriff's
• 1:15:22
  Office and Palatine Police responded, searching
• 1:15:25
  the school grounds using canines, but could not
• 1:15:28
  find it. I hope that the gun is retrieved as
• 1:15:31
  soon as possible. Duh. Child and all the other
• 1:15:35
  children come home from school today within like
• 1:15:38
  a few hours. Officers reviewed surveillance video
• 1:15:41
  they say showed a limited number of people. All
• 1:15:43
  right, so there's that. That happened. And then
• 1:15:46
  there's this right here. This is new at four.
• 1:15:49
  A Cyfair ISD student is dead, and court records
• 1:15:51
  say a person who should have been curing for
• 1:15:53
  him is now charged in connection with his death.
• 1:15:55
  Loser. ABC 13 reporter Chas Miller is live outside
• 1:15:58
  the Harris County Jail with the disturbing allegations.
• 1:16:00
  Chas? Erica, Cyfair ISD says that behavior specialist
• 1:16:06
  is on administrative leave. He is currently in
• 1:16:09
  the Harris County Jail behind me, records show,
• 1:16:11
  charged with injury to the disabled. As for that
• 1:16:14
  student, court documents say he was 16 years
• 1:16:17
  old. old, nonverbal, and had been diagnosed with
• 1:16:20
  autism. Yeah, one of my friends is autistic,
• 1:16:23
  is pretty much nonverbal. He communicates, though.
• 1:16:27
  But yeah, you got to be patient. That was probably
• 1:16:30
  not the job for you. In these court documents,
• 1:16:33
  the SciFair ISD officer who investigated the
• 1:16:35
  case says video. reportedly shows a, quote, unprovoked
• 1:16:39
  physical assault of that student from this man.
• 1:16:42
  Court records say he's all muscular and stupid.
• 1:16:44
  A behavior specialist, Donald Perkins. Oh, he's
• 1:16:47
  such a specialist. Here is Perkins, his photo
• 1:16:50
  and title still listed on the site. All right,
• 1:16:52
  so there's that, unfortunately. And then there's
• 1:16:54
  this. A debate over video gambling is heating
• 1:16:58
  up from Chicago to the suburbs. Some leaders
• 1:17:01
  say it brings in money. Others warn it could
• 1:17:03
  come at a cost. Yeah, I don't like being around
• 1:17:05
  people that gamble. It ruins the experience of
• 1:17:08
  watching sports. I view sports like a Netflix
• 1:17:10
  movie. I don't get as mad about it. Like in 2011
• 1:17:15
  when Aaron Rodgers beat the Pittsburgh Steelers
• 1:17:18
  in the Super Bowl. My dad said, now go do the
• 1:17:20
  dishes. And I broke a plate because I was so
• 1:17:22
  mad. Now I don't care. Leslie Moreno joins us
• 1:17:26
  live with all those details. Leslie. John, good
• 1:17:30
  evening. We got a five -second delay, although
• 1:17:32
  we got to check out this hot piece of ass of
• 1:17:34
  a reporter in the meantime. Yeah, the village
• 1:17:36
  of Oaklawn says it's been seeing an increase
• 1:17:39
  in crime and break -ins surrounded and around
• 1:17:43
  these video gambling businesses and restaurants,
• 1:17:46
  and they believe this is showing us in real...
• 1:17:48
  All right, so there's that. I could have looked
• 1:17:51
  at her all day. My God, was she freaking hot.
• 1:17:53
  Mm -hmm. Fresno news time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:18:01
  I gotta be up at four. I'm not gonna be here
• 1:18:03
  all day. It's 2 .42 in the afternoon. Which to
• 1:18:07
  a person that gets up at 8, that's like 6 p .m.
• 1:18:24
  So I guess Rihanna and A $AP Rocky got into it
• 1:18:37
  at the Met Gala, but they were just tired. I'd
• 1:18:42
  be tired, too, if I had to be around those douchebags
• 1:18:44
  at the Met Gala. Something I do not relate to,
• 1:18:48
  the Met Gala. I would just go in my normal clothing.
• 1:18:54
  Slightly sweaty hair. Clavicular might get in
• 1:19:01
  more trouble for shooting that animal. Keep the
• 1:19:10
  city on track Say it how it is No fear, no doubt
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  Ryan Hoppy's the name And he shout it loud Got
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  it Ryan Hoppy's the name And he shout it loud
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  Police are sounding the alarm about the dangers
• 1:19:35
  of riding motorized bikes after two separate
• 1:19:38
  crashes involving e -bikes over the weekend.
• 1:19:41
  With one collision. Yeah, these kids are out
• 1:19:43
  of control with the e -bikes. Turning tragic.
• 1:19:46
  The rise of dangerous and at times deadly crashes
• 1:19:49
  involving motorized devices has been tracked.
• 1:19:53
  Researchers now say the number of critical incidents
• 1:19:56
  involving e -bikes has soared over the past few
• 1:19:59
  years. All right, so that's what's going on in
• 1:20:01
  Fresno. Yeah, it seems like one of those cities
• 1:20:03
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• 1:20:06
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  breakin' down the hype, y 'all beware Fake lies,
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  fake drama, they choose No talent required, it's
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  Kardashian news Where the truth gets aired Hoppy
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  breakin' down the hype, y 'all beware Fake lies,
• 1:21:05
  fake drama, they choose No talent required, it's
• 1:21:09
  Kardashian news Diamond studded lies, sellin'
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  dreams to the broke Gold -plated nothin', society
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  inside joke Hoppy ain't scared, man, he roastin'
• 1:21:17
  em raw I like it raw with my vasectomy. Fake
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  lies, fake drama, they choose no talent required.
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  It's Kardashian, no... Oh, yeah! 856 -499 -HAPPY
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• 1:22:09
  Alright, here's Khloe Kardashian on when she
• 1:22:13
  got her DUI and how she was... sharing the cell,
• 1:22:17
  almost said stall, but the cell with prostitutes.
• 1:22:20
  Let me unmute it right here. I was in a holding
• 1:22:24
  cell with 23 other women who were all prostitutes
• 1:22:28
  besides me. Oh yeah! I bet they're trying to
• 1:22:32
  recruit her. In a very short dress, so I looked
• 1:22:34
  questionable, I imagine. And what really fascinates
• 1:22:38
  me to this day, because you have to use the restroom
• 1:22:40
  in the middle of this holding cell or whatever
• 1:22:44
  it's called. I never used the restroom not one
• 1:22:46
  time, and that still fascinates me to this day.
• 1:22:50
  Yeah, she's saying she takes big poops. And then
• 1:22:53
  for my mugshot, so then I had to turn myself
• 1:22:56
  in because I had to serve 30 days in jail, which
• 1:23:00
  I didn't do all 30 days. Yeah, originally, bitch.
• 1:23:04
  And that was much scarier. Oh, shut up. I'm out
• 1:23:07
  of here, moron. Here's Amber Rose. saying she
• 1:23:12
  told Kanye West to grab the Hennessy and then
• 1:23:14
  he did the famous Taylor Swift. It's partially
• 1:23:18
  my fault. I don't think I ever publicly talked
• 1:23:21
  about this. Yeah, you're wearing a hat because
• 1:23:23
  you're bald. So when I was a man, I'm a Libra.
• 1:23:27
  I don't know if that means. Oh, shut up. I hate
• 1:23:30
  when women do. Anything but. Doesn't. I kind
• 1:23:33
  of read my horoscope, but I just expand my mind.
• 1:23:36
  I don't go, oh, it's because of my personality.
• 1:23:38
  No, you're just being an awful person. I'm like,
• 1:23:41
  when I'm with a man and I love a man, I'm his
• 1:23:43
  biggest cheerleader. I'm going to hype you up
• 1:23:45
  all day. Shut up. Even if you're wrong, I'm going
• 1:23:47
  to hype you up. Maybe that's a toxic trait of
• 1:23:49
  mine, but that's just how I am. Yeah, I'd say
• 1:23:50
  you're pretty toxic, honey. Oh, no. So when I
• 1:23:53
  was with Kanye at the time, and we - Sucking
• 1:23:57
  him off. Get in the car. We about to go see the
• 1:23:59
  VMAs. And I'm like, babe, you got that bottle
• 1:24:02
  of Hennessy up? Oh, yeah. Plow me later. There's
• 1:24:05
  like, you - superstar you need to get the henny
• 1:24:07
  we need to be on the carpet we need to be you
• 1:24:11
  know just taking shots of henny on the carpet
• 1:24:14
  like you you you know you like all right i've
• 1:24:18
  had enough she's irritating remember when she
• 1:24:23
  tried to do the radio show love line like 10
• 1:24:25
  years ago like yeah i want to get sex advice
• 1:24:26
  from a bald woman Static crackle, mic pops, the
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  hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel
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  mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy,
• 1:24:47
  never sloppy Radio waves, carry tails, but they
• 1:24:49
  ain't gloves The concrete jungle, pop Now, I
• 1:24:56
  make fun of Cleveland a lot with this neck high
• 1:24:59
  line. I'm going to let it play out because I
• 1:25:02
  lost my dad and my uncle to leukemia. So the
• 1:25:06
  owner of the bronze, Dee Haslam, is going to
• 1:25:11
  put more ride as I think that family is. I still
• 1:25:14
  have sympathy over cancer. I don't want anybody
• 1:25:17
  to die of it. I lost my friend, Pete, and astonished
• 1:25:20
  to it. Fuck cancer. Fuck cancer. Fuck cancer.
• 1:25:55
  No! I'm Monica Robbins with your top three health
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  headlines. Cleveland Browns co -owner Dee Haslam
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  is going public for the first time, revealing
• 1:26:13
  she lives with chronic lymphocytic leukemia,
• 1:26:16
  known as CLL. She and her husband announced they
• 1:26:19
  are investing $12 .5 million to fund blood cancer
• 1:26:23
  research at university hospitals. Listen, I can't
• 1:26:26
  stand the Haslams, but that's pretty cool. Cleveland.
• 1:26:29
  The goal is to develop drugs for a disease that
• 1:26:32
  has no cure, but is the most common form of leukemia.
• 1:26:35
  What I love about the Harrington Discovery Institute
• 1:26:41
  and the Oxford Harrington Center is that they
• 1:26:45
  focus on orphan diseases and diseases that don't
• 1:26:50
  have a cure. And they spread it around to scientists
• 1:26:54
  all over the world. And you're going to get high
• 1:26:58
  impact. Dee Haslam was diagnosed with CLL in
• 1:27:02
  2021. Just last year, the Haslam III Foundation
• 1:27:05
  made a $2 million donation to Pelotonia to fund
• 1:27:09
  CLL research at Ohio State University Comprehensive
• 1:27:12
  Cancer Center. A new study links the shingles
• 1:27:15
  back... All right, I don't need to hear about
• 1:27:17
  that. It's going to bore you even more. All right,
• 1:27:19
  what's going on here? Happy Hot Topic! 2026 is
• 1:27:24
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  for an apartment as the Cleveland -Akron metro
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• 1:27:31
  rental markets. Rent Cafe finds right now there
• 1:27:34
  are five renters vying for every vacant apartment
• 1:27:36
  in North Carolina. Yeah, back then it was easier
• 1:27:39
  to get an apartment. East Ohio. And also my round
• 1:27:42
  was 470. On average, available units are on the
• 1:27:45
  market for less than 50 days. This competitive
• 1:27:48
  rental market is costing some consumers big bucks.
• 1:27:52
  I learned scammers, they're using the pressure
• 1:27:54
  to quickly find a place and lock in a lease to
• 1:27:56
  their advantage. Scammers being in Cleveland?
• 1:27:59
  No way! Don't slow down in East Cleveland or
• 1:28:29
  you'll die. Our economy's based on LeBron James.
• 1:28:32
  Buy a house for the price of a VCR. Our main
• 1:28:36
  export is crippling depression. They used to
• 1:28:39
  harbor it here. We think this is art. It could
• 1:28:41
  be worse, though at least we're not Detroit!
• 1:28:46
  We're not Detroit! We're the masses. We keep
• 1:28:48
  people from looking at their own lives and realizing
• 1:28:51
  how bad they've actually gotten, you know? We're
• 1:28:52
  not Detroit! I mean, if you couldn't get drunk
• 1:28:57
  and paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday,
• 1:29:00
  you might realize, I live in Cleveland. How the
• 1:29:07
  hell did this happen? Did I used to eat babies?
• 1:29:13
  And then he's looking around at your tiny little
• 1:29:14
  house that you can't afford because of the mortgage
• 1:29:16
  crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who
• 1:29:19
  all have diabetes by the time they're eight because
• 1:29:20
  they live on corn syrup and lye. And then you
• 1:29:24
  look at your big bloated mess of a wife and she
• 1:29:26
  waddles towards you with her front butt spilling
• 1:29:28
  out over the top of her assy long jeans. And
• 1:29:31
  he's like, I'm going to go shoot myself and my
• 1:29:33
  pregnant 12 -year -old daughter. Do you regret
• 1:29:40
  anything that you said about Cleveland? I don't
• 1:29:42
  know. Cleveland's cool. I mean, I never heard
• 1:29:49
  anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.
• 1:29:52
  What's so great about Cleveland? Cleveland sucks.
• 1:29:59
  Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks.
• 1:30:05
  Cleveland sucks. Like on the outside, whether
• 1:30:25
  you're white, or black, or Sasquatch even. As
• 1:30:29
  long as you follow your dreams, no matter how
• 1:30:32
  crazy or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.
• 1:30:36
  If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.
• 1:30:39
  Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's
• 1:30:43
  all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one
• 1:30:46
  of those guys who can't wait to get to work in
• 1:30:48
  the morning. Like a dairy cow. Ah! Ah! So if
• 1:31:19
  there's a few bucks left over, you know, go get
• 1:31:22
  something nice. Yeah, hold on. $9 ,000 prostitute,
• 1:31:26
  please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah,
• 1:31:31
  good, and if you got an albino, send her up,
• 1:31:33
  too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep,
• 1:31:36
  so get him up here. I had, like, half a bottle
• 1:31:38
  of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket
• 1:31:42
  of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no!
• 1:32:03
  I got PhDs in four scientific disciplines. Really?
• 1:32:09
  Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just
• 1:32:13
  thought that was a nickname. You know, like Dr.
• 1:32:16
  Gray. God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid.
• 1:32:25
  Hey, shut your ass. What is it now, Hooper? Have
• 1:32:29
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• 1:32:54
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• 1:33:08
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• 1:33:10
  sign? Where do they put them firecrackers up
• 1:33:13
  their buttholes? Now, that's a good... No, not
• 1:33:15
  that specific sign. But why? That's how I met
• 1:33:18
  your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him, the
• 1:33:21
  good butthole. I told you not, never, ever, not,
• 1:33:23
  no, damn, don't, never, verbally that man's name
• 1:33:26
  in the house again. I don't think you said his
• 1:33:29
  name. Some of us swear they'll... Too busy banging
• 1:33:31
  to exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook
• 1:33:35
  him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you race
• 1:33:37
  from down hell down to the library. Yeah, you
• 1:33:39
  know I do. You go strong, you don't go at all.
• 1:33:47
  Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that some kind
• 1:33:51
  of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal
• 1:33:54
  ass. It doesn't look so shiny to me. Shiner than
• 1:33:58
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• 1:35:01
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  so stick around, folks. I got a new sound, makin'
• 1:35:41
  all the hoes get down Made a big man, make it
• 1:35:45
  change swang Pimps and the players gon' do the
• 1:35:48
  damn thing Comin' to this club, takin' over streets
• 1:35:52
  Takin' over man with the coked out beats Got
• 1:35:55
  em on charge, got em on lock Everywhere we go,
• 1:35:59
  guaranteed to blow the spot Messages to them
• 1:36:01
  haters, tryin' to say them gators Don't blaze
• 1:36:04
  you, nothing is gonna save you. Bets on the streets,
• 1:36:07
  bets on the beats. If you wanna bounce, bet,
• 1:36:10
  bet, report to me. My city shot time, where I
• 1:36:14
  pull it down. Ain't no limit, dropping beats
• 1:36:16
  about a pound. I falls out a lot, cause you know
• 1:36:19
  I call the shots. Stacking paper like them bacon
• 1:36:22
  sodas in the pot. Hey! Shorty, let me see you
• 1:36:39
  gettin' loose We gettin' loose Hey, let's get
• 1:36:45
  it I'm a strong with a mean lean When I'm guilty,
• 1:36:49
  then I'm representin' my home team I'm super
• 1:36:51
  ugly with a stack of money, it's a gator king
• 1:36:53
  By the bar, I commit to pimpin', it's a gator
• 1:36:56
  thing Tell them how we do it, yo Gator, Gator
• 1:36:58
  1, rim, we're spinnin' And I ain't even drivin',
• 1:37:02
  I'm just parkin' like Pimpin' Slide off in the
• 1:37:04
  club, feelin' man, it's in the 50s Don't fret,
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  so Push like an MLM and what it is? What it do?
• 1:37:11
  Come on, shawty, let me see you get loose If
• 1:37:14
  you bought it, you can get some Grey Goose And
• 1:37:17
  VIP, I'm putting my hands on you We got the remix,
• 1:37:21
  we got the flow We got them getting down on the
• 1:37:24
  floor We get it Go, go, go, we be getting low
• 1:37:28
  Go, go, go, we be getting low Hey, get with it,
• 1:37:32
  Grey Goose Hey, shawty, let me see you get loose
• 1:37:44
  Don't be putting no changes in my journey. I
• 1:37:47
  want too high like it's pound. Smoke, jank, smoke,
• 1:37:51
  y 'all. Keep your state. Smoke, jank, smoke,
• 1:37:53
  y 'all. Keep your state bent. All on the earth.
• 1:37:56
  I don't need curse. Speech all slurred. Nothing
• 1:37:59
  in my cup. Shit, it's all good. Now I'm high.
• 1:38:02
  And the motherfucker making up words. Lookin'
• 1:38:05
  like men. I like them light skin. Two at a time.
• 1:38:09
  Now I'm twin and twin, twin. With Tony Gray.
• 1:38:11
  Do like a ray of secrets. I can't walk. I, I,
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  I. I can't talk. Broken from the day to the dark.
• 1:38:22
  People all for square, but my goons don't pee.
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  This drink's on you, all eyes on me. And niggas
• 1:38:28
  with me drinking dark. Hit me mixed with Remy
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  Ma. Party going all night. When we kick it, kick
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• 1:38:36
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• 1:38:38
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  it like my birthday. Do it like my birthday.
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  Do it like my birthday. Do it like my birthday.
• 1:43:27
  blow the candles out blow the candles out blow
• 1:43:31
  the candles out Blow the candles out Hold an
• 1:43:44
  all -white phantom out I'ma kill them with the
• 1:43:46
  pants and the shirt And the shoes and the hat
• 1:43:48
  with the shades and the chain And the watch is
• 1:43:49
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• 1:43:51
  will spin that cake While I make the icing off
• 1:43:53
  the cake Uh -huh, it's good to be there, y 'all
• 1:43:54
  Come on, everybody, let's celebrate with me Do
• 1:43:56
  it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do
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  it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Ella,
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  ay, I'm an Ella When I get done, she gon' bring
• 1:44:40
  me macheta And it's just a beginning, it only
• 1:44:43
  gets better Now wear my hat, hat, hat Now wear
• 1:44:46
  my shirt, shirt You never knew it like the last
• 1:44:49
  day of Earth, Earth And if you really want to
• 1:44:51
  spill on the deal You sound like a mug, yeah,
• 1:44:54
  I did my mug I do it like my birthday, do it
• 1:44:58
  like my birthday Do it like my birthday, do it
• 1:45:01
  like my birthday This bad new Gucci bag matching
• 1:45:13
  Gucci pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching
• 1:45:16
  the blouse. Chain matching the ring. Yeah, I'm
• 1:45:19
  doing my thing. Got, got so many haters. Why
• 1:45:22
  is so many hating? Sick like a mental patient.
• 1:45:25
  I floss like a dentist patient. Just testing
• 1:45:27
  my patience. Sick and working my nerves. I'm
• 1:45:29
  getting, spending that money like a church in
• 1:45:32
  the church. Letting on, yeah, the skin blowing,
• 1:45:33
  trishing the wind. Just like, yeah. Yeah. Wapping
• 1:45:38
  those tags, these diesels busting the sand. Come
• 1:45:41
  on with it. When I'm goin' hard to get a gon'
• 1:45:43
  man top Models all around me, so I'm buyin' up
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  the bomb I'm a hood star and I'm partin' like
• 1:45:49
  a rockstar I'm better on lean, got my pick game
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  meanin' You can't upgrade me, mommy, I'm the
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  guap -free teen I do it like, I do it like, I
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  do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do
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