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Things That Must Go From September 24th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, these are things that are bugging you are good
• 0:10
  Speaker 2: friends of the program, things that you can't stand anymore
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: in your life. These are things that must go. So
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: you think, what can I do about it?
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: I know, I'll make out an email, send it to
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: radio from Hell. I'll put muscle on the subject line,
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: and then I'll list all of the things that are
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: grieving me. And maybe if we read yours on the air,
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: it'll it'll help out and make you feel better. And
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: sometimes we're told these things actually do magically disappear from
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: people's lives when we read them on the air. For instance, Carrie, Oh,
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: okay two from the foot of Mount Doom. That's where
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: you live.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, there are signs all over the gym and paper
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: towel and two sanitation spray bottle stations, places like every
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  Speaker 3: ten feet, So clean up after yourself. The idea being
• 0:55
  Speaker 3: you use it, you'll wipe it down. I guess it's
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: fine if you use the machine at the gym and
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: don't wipe down, if you weren't gross. But if you
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: dripped sweat for thirty minutes onto the StairMaster, all over
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  Speaker 3: the steps, the handles, you better wipe that grossness down,
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: and also not having soft butter when you're lucky enough
• 1:11
  Speaker 3: to still get warm bread at the Harmon's bakery. Yeah, okay,
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: let's get to these other ones.
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: This is from Daby Things that Must Go Pokemon scalpers.
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  Speaker 3: I collect Pokemon cards as a hobby. I enjoy the
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: art and collecting cards. Recently, Pokemon in stores has been frustrating.
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: I shouldn't have to show up to Walmart, Target, Sam's
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  Speaker 3: Costco at five am to stand in line for Pokemon,
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  Speaker 3: and the resale prices are outrageous. We all know you
• 1:41
  Speaker 3: bought cards at retail for sixty dollars. I'm not going
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: to pay one hundred and twenty. These guys line up
• 1:46
  Speaker 3: at five am waiting for the stores to open, buy
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: up all the product and then resell it online. Please
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: use your voodoo magic to make the Pokemon scalp and
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: go away. They're ruining the hobby. Tasha from North Ogden,
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  Speaker 3: My Things that Must Go are gaining weight for an
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: obvious reason other than you're just getting older people who
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: are too lazy to put their shopping carts in the
• 2:06
  Speaker 3: KRT stall. The baggers have to collect these and don't
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: get paid nearly enough to have to circulate circulate the
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: parking lot because you were too lazy to walk an
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  Speaker 3: extra three feet. And RFK Junior because he's such a tool.
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: Can't he take his bear and go wade in a
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: toxic swimming hole?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And finally this from Darren truck nuts.
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: I saw us morning. I was on the road the
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: other day and he.
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  Speaker 3: Just writes truck nuts. I mean really, yeah, Okay, thanks,
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: Darren's got it.
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see. I've got one on my own. I'll
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: go next. When here's something that really must go. When
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: every single newsperson that I've heard all morning refers to
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: the guy who was convicted of trying to assassinate Trump
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: as Ruth Ruth. His last name is Ruth, And then
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: the lead announcer says more more on the Routh's story.
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: Everybody around you is saying Ruth because that's apparently how
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: he pronounces his name. I know it's spelled like ruth,
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  Speaker 2: but he says Ruth. Everybody else is saying Ruth. And
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: then you, who apparently have heard everybody all morning, you say, Ralph,
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: that really must go. Let's see this one. These things
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: have been bugging me for a long time. Please make
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: them go away. People who ride their bike in the
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: bike lane going against traffic. As I'm riding, the last
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: thing I want to see is someone coming toward me.
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: Do I go right? Do I pull over so that
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: you can pass? Just don't do it. It's very dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of bike lanes, don't drive your dump truck onto
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: the side of the road and then leave a load
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  Speaker 2: of gravel spilling into the bike lane. Again, very dangerous.
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: And one last thing about those bike lanes. The bike
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: lane isn't an extra lane for you to drive in.
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: This is very very dangerous. Thank you all for letting
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: me get this off my chest. I love you all.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: This one says this train ride must go approximately twice
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: a week. They send forty to fifty missionaries to the
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: airport with UTA with all of their luggage stuffing up
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: this disgusting mobile tube. Good on you, youngsters, But I'm
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: reminded of my elder age when I eavesdrop on their
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: evidently loud and boisterous conversations. I like don't understand how
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: they could like be so excited to like go like
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: preach the gospel and stuff. I mean, like I mean
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: like whatever it smells like the New York subway, and
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: the dude next to me is doing his best to
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  Speaker 2: add his version of a sort of a pot perrie,
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: which is his natural flatulence. Seriously, people, please just hold
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: it in until you get to your destination. Be like Gina,
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: take some emodium before you travel. Oh man, I am
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: so nauseous. I need to use the restroom, but the
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: one and only facility has an out of order sign
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  Speaker 2: on it. If I make it to my desk nation
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: without puking, soiling myself or both, it'll be a miracle.
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  Speaker 2: Love you, Love you, Love you. And finally, this one
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  Speaker 2: from Ogden. This is about Ogden slander. If you need
• 5:13
  Speaker 2: to talk about clutching your taser in one hand and
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: a can of pepper spray in the other in order
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: to visit Ogden, don't come to Ogden. You don't deserve
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  Speaker 2: to enjoy our breweries, our elite twilight concerts, our impressive
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  Speaker 2: local food scene, or our chill twenty fifth Street vibes.
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: Ogden is a rich, diverse city, and the idea that
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  Speaker 2: Ogden is dangerous is rooted in racism and xenophobia. And
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  Speaker 2: I am sick of the undeserved ogden hate. Thanks for
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: letting me listen, and you can use my name. It's Maria,
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: all right, thanks Maria Gina.
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: You are a fan of college football, okay, and you
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: would like to watch well your your favorite team, but
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: sometimes to other teams too. Trying week to week to
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: figure out where these games are being streamed or broadcast
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: is a nightmare.
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: Because it's not like, you know, there was a time
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: when I want to watch all of the U games,
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: and so you would get the PAC twelve network. That's
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: the network that shows all of the games. Unless occasionally,
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: like this last weekend, you're on the big stage and
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: you get to be on Fox. That happens. But for
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: the most of the other games, you know, I can
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: go to the PAC twelve network and what every week
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: I am hunting around to see do I have that app?
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  Speaker 1: Do I have to have a free free week of
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: a trial period so I can watch this game. It's
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: different every week and I hate it. I hate it.
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: I hate it. Let's see this from Olga. Things that
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: must go plant or fasciitis that doesn't seem to go
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: away no matter what I do on one foot and
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: the end grown toenail on the other. Please make it stop.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: Lords and lady you may use my name. It's Ruth.
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: I'm in ninth grade, which is still junior High. Have
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  Speaker 1: a few things it must go.
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  Speaker 2: Sure it's not Ralph.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's Ruth.
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: When typing on my phone and I accidentally misspell something
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: and I have to keep backspacing to correct my and Ruth,
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: you have some something else called the sixty seven trend,
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: which I'm going to bring up later when we have time,
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  Speaker 1: because it's a whole thing. So Ruth, I will address that.
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: I'm saving your email, Chal a sixty seven trend. It's
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: a whole thing. We don't have time now to go
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: into it. I am saving it. There you go. Things
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: that must go on the radio.