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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Rob Parker, NFL Preview Show, Bears Foles-Trubisky disaster · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Alright, alright, Live from Billy Welcome Episode four. Tony Fustco
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  Speaker 1: Show has always Pauli Fusco Here with Tony Fusco. Tony,
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  Speaker 1: how you're doing. I'm feeling good, very excited. I love
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  Speaker 1: the NFL. We got a good show today. Yup. It's
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  Speaker 1: our big NFL preview shows, right. And you know what
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  Speaker 1: that means is that we're gonna preview the NFL for you.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta follow us on Twitter, Facebook, look for the
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  Speaker 1: Fusco Show. Subscribe. Look, we're doing this for you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And here's the thing. You know, when you're at your
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  Speaker 1: socially distanced social event and someone brings up some stupid
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  Speaker 1: stat about Dak Prescott and know he threw for yards,
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  Speaker 1: you could rest assured that when who use the knowledge
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  Speaker 1: we give you, that everyone at that social event is
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  Speaker 1: gonna want to hang out with you, well said Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Well setting and so the least you could do for
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  Speaker 1: us is click a button. Yeah. Anyway, we got a
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  Speaker 1: guest for the show today. Now. Last week Jason mcintie
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  Speaker 1: kind of got on on there, probably was not the
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  Speaker 1: right guy for the job, but we got someone new
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  Speaker 1: in Fox Sports Radio host. He does a show called
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  Speaker 1: the odd couple with Chris Boussod. His name is Rob Parker.
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  Speaker 1: We got some questions for him, right right, Tony, we
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  Speaker 1: got one big question for him. Oh, we got a
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  Speaker 1: huge question bringing springing on him. Yeah, and and it's
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  Speaker 1: a it's a something that people ask us all the time.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Hey, the stop us, they ask us. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask him. You're not gonna want to miss it,
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  Speaker 1: all right, but first we gotta get to our top
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  Speaker 1: story story. Alright, folks just keeps getting even crazier because
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  Speaker 1: you know, as you know, we all know Nick Foles
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  Speaker 1: living legends form the Eagles quarterback Super Bowl and if
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  Speaker 1: they don't need to you and the all season, it
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  Speaker 1: was traded for the Jags to the Bears. Now, naturally
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  Speaker 1: you don't think that the Bears would want to start
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  Speaker 1: a Super Bowl m v P. Is that quarterback? Well,
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  Speaker 1: the big news out of Chicago this week is nope,
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  Speaker 1: They're going who has never won a single football game
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  Speaker 1: in his entire career. This is the biggest laps in
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  Speaker 1: judgment I have seen myself since Hugh Grant cheated on
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  Speaker 1: Elizabeth Hurley. That's a yeah, I mean really, let's his
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  Speaker 1: humble it was unfathomable. Years since that happened, I still
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  Speaker 1: think about it once a week. What the hell was that?
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  Speaker 1: And that's how upset I am about the Nick Foles
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  Speaker 1: and Mitch Drubisky news. Chicago is the storied franchise with
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  Speaker 1: a great run of championship level quarterbacks. I mean, let's
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  Speaker 1: start from the beginning, Sid Luckman, Jim McMahon, Rex gross Man,
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  Speaker 1: and now you're gonna Admitch true Bisky. Are you out
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  Speaker 1: of your fucking mind? He's a number two pick? All right?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, people, number two in the
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  Speaker 1: bathroom for those of you you know. But what really
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  Speaker 1: gets under my skin here, it's it's a problem that
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  Speaker 1: we've been having in this whole country. People are forgetting history. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Nick falls is one of the great historical figures of
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  Speaker 1: the last hundred years. I mean, I can't even name
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  Speaker 1: anyone else who had such a big impact on his
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  Speaker 1: profession name and I mean name another chevy Chase. Chevy Chase,
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  Speaker 1: all right, there you go, that's the other one. Fletch
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  Speaker 1: and spies like us. What a run, And don't forget
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  Speaker 1: cops and Robinson's. You gotta throw that one in there. Too.
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  Speaker 1: But look, I don't want to get get off topic.
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  Speaker 1: It Tony. You have a solution. You have a solution
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  Speaker 1: for all this, right, don't you tell me a solution.
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  Speaker 1: Here's my solution. You know, I know a lot of
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  Speaker 1: NFL executives used to watch our show. They would take
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  Speaker 1: our advice, and I'm sure a lot of them are
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  Speaker 1: gonna be listening. Howie Roseman, this is what we should do.
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  Speaker 1: Trade a twelveth round pick in the draft to Chicago
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  Speaker 1: for Nick Foles. Chicago stupid, as we now see, with
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  Speaker 1: you know Trabinsky starting, They'll do it. They'll take the
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  Speaker 1: twelfth round pick and then we get Nick Foles back
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  Speaker 1: in this way just in case anything happens, God forbid
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  Speaker 1: to Carson Wentz, We're ensured. There you go. You're welcome. Look,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta move on because on the line,
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  Speaker 1: coming to the line, I see him coming on. Now.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta guest we're gonna bring him on. Let's get
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  Speaker 1: him on the Fusco satellite network, all right, joining us
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  Speaker 1: on the line. Right now, we got a FS one contributor.
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  Speaker 1: He's a Fox Sports radio host alongside Chris Brusa. They
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  Speaker 1: do a show called The Odd couple seven to ten Easton.
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  Speaker 1: He also writes for dead Spin, and uh oh, he's
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  Speaker 1: an adjunct professor at USC Look at that, Tony, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I hold, I don't even know what that what? What
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  Speaker 1: is an adjunct I mean, I don't even know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, live next door to the college or something.
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  Speaker 1: And then on top of that, it says he's a
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  Speaker 1: Baseball Hall of Fame vote. I mean, how much did
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  Speaker 1: this guy? Right? I feel like I'm reading his LinkedIn profile. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: let's just get him on here and welcome to the show,
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  Speaker 1: Rob Parker. Thanks, guys, it's nice to be on your show.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate you. Yeah. Well, first of all, we got
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  Speaker 1: a question for you. How, I say this respectfully, how
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  Speaker 1: the hell did you become a Hall of Fame voter?
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  Speaker 1: Hard work? Determination? You know, I had to cover baseball
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  Speaker 1: ten years in a row. If you skip a year,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta start all over. So it's, uh, that's the
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  Speaker 1: weed out the undesirables, you know. So I'm one of
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  Speaker 1: I'm a desirable. I'm a Baseball Hall of Fame voter.
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  Speaker 1: It is my most prized possession in this free world.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, you've got a lot of confidence I'll
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  Speaker 1: give you that. Uh. Now, look, we got a question
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  Speaker 1: to ask you, a big question, and we get this
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  Speaker 1: all the time. People want to know what the hell
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  Speaker 1: is going on here? So we're gonna ask you, how
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  Speaker 1: the hell is John Kruk Phillies legend not in the
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  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame? The guy batted three hundred for ten
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  Speaker 1: seasons in the league. What the hell is going on here?
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  Speaker 1: Is this some sort of conspiracy or something? Uh, that's
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  Speaker 1: not the Criteria's not the Hall of very good, it's
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  Speaker 1: the Hall of Fame. I have one easy way to
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  Speaker 1: weed out guys like John Kruk. If John, if you
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  Speaker 1: have to debate John Klark's career, he ain't a Hall
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  Speaker 1: of famer. I want you to give me a debate
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  Speaker 1: on Hank Aaron or Willie Mays or Babe Ruth players
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  Speaker 1: of that, those are Hall of famers. I think you'll
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  Speaker 1: need to spend more time writing about baseball because you know,
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  Speaker 1: I know you're not speaking from any kind of statistical basis. Yet, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: John Kark had a very good career. I'm giving you that.
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  Speaker 1: Does John karc Kruk have three thousand hits? No? Does
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  Speaker 1: John Kruk have five hundred at home runs. No, how
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  Speaker 1: many m vps did he win? Zero? John Kark is not,
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  Speaker 1: as Morey Pobridge would say, a Hall of famer. All right, well,
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  Speaker 1: clearly you can debate this all day and waste our
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  Speaker 1: time doing it, but we gotta move on because this
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  Speaker 1: is our big NFL preview show. So here's what we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do it. We're gonna give you our predictions for
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  Speaker 1: the upcoming season and tell you basically exactly what's gonna happen,
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  Speaker 1: and then, uh, I guess you'll respond. Okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start with the Bucks. Now, we all know Tom
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  Speaker 1: Brady is about to get exposed because he doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick to save his ass anymore. So we originally
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  Speaker 1: had them going one in fifteen, but now with this
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  Speaker 1: Lenar four Nette signing, we've decided to do a little
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  Speaker 1: readjusting and we've upgraded him to two and fourteen. So
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  Speaker 1: two wins for the Bucks over under what's your take?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bet the house on the over two wins.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think Brady's washed up at forty three
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  Speaker 1: year olds old. In fact, I just I have let
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  Speaker 1: me look at my glasses, because I have the Brady's
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  Speaker 1: pregame meal for the Tampa Bay Bucks. It's a couple
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  Speaker 1: of decaf coffee, sodium free bacon, and the chest X. Right,
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  Speaker 1: that's what he needs to get started every game. But
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  Speaker 1: he's still gonna win more than two games. What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? He'll win eight or nine. They're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna make the playoffs. The Bucks will make it a
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  Speaker 1: Baker's dozen, which will be thirteen years. I'm not making
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  Speaker 1: the playoffs even with Tom Brady. Y that Tony, tell me, Sara,
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  Speaker 1: Henny Youngman here, why he's wrong. That's right. There's only
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  Speaker 1: one master of the one liners, and it's the legendary
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  Speaker 1: Henny Youngman. No way you forget that. Tom Brady's actually
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  Speaker 1: forty eight years old. We never saw his birth certificate,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm just saying, you know, forty eight years old. Also,
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  Speaker 1: he's in Florida right now, and as an elderly with COVID,
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  Speaker 1: he is in the highest at risk demographic currently according
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  Speaker 1: to the c d C. So I'm just reading you
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  Speaker 1: the science here. Tom Brady is at risk. And not
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  Speaker 1: only is Tom Brady at risk, the fucking year seasons
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  Speaker 1: at risk and they're going to in fourteen you'll watch.
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  Speaker 1: I don't doubt that Tom Brady is not going to
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  Speaker 1: be the magical elixir that everybody thinks he is. This
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  Speaker 1: reminds me of the Browns a year ago when they
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  Speaker 1: got O B J and everybody their odds went from
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  Speaker 1: a million of one to fourteen to one to go
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  Speaker 1: to the Super Bowl. So I'm with you on that,
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  Speaker 1: but they will win more than two games. You guys
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  Speaker 1: are a little jaded. You're forgetting what divisions been playing.
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  Speaker 1: You're forgetting what division they're playing in NFC South with
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  Speaker 1: those legendary, storied franchises, long history of success like the
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  Speaker 1: Falcons and Pants. Those are some big franchise and then
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  Speaker 1: you throw Drew Brees. Isn't your a f C East
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  Speaker 1: walk like he's had the whole you know, Korean proud
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  Speaker 1: history in the NFC. No, I'm not buying that proud
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  Speaker 1: history because I don't other aside of aside from the Saints,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really buying it. I don't know where you're
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  Speaker 1: getting it from. And I know the Bucks one uh
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  Speaker 1: two hundred years ago when Moby Dick was a guppy,
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  Speaker 1: But other than that, it's been a bad division. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not buying into that. What story story
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  Speaker 1: book maybe Pinocchio or something like that. That division is uh,
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  Speaker 1: a shade under the A f C leaves where Tom
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  Speaker 1: Brady's coming from. You know, you're doing a few too
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  Speaker 1: many literary references for my sake. You want everyone to
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  Speaker 1: know you're a writer. Yeah, we get it. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have to bash it over our heads. All right. Now, look,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna move on to the A f C. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the big nose out of the A f C. Patrick
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  Speaker 1: Mahomes not his contract, that other contract he signing with
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  Speaker 1: his girlfriend because he's engaged. Now, we just think this
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  Speaker 1: is bad news for the Chiefs. He's gonna have too
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  Speaker 1: much on his mind. Now. We originally had them going
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  Speaker 1: ten and six, which was very fair, but upon hearing
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  Speaker 1: this news, we had to adjust our prediction to four
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  Speaker 1: and twelve for the Chiefs. So you agree, Uh, why
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  Speaker 1: because he got uh, he's got engaged or he has
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  Speaker 1: a fiancee? I mean with since when everybody else on
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  Speaker 1: all the other teams they have of girlfriends wives, why
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  Speaker 1: are we looking at him and and making that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be his downfall? You know, the Chiefs are gonna win
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  Speaker 1: more than ten games. They might not repeat a Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl Champs because it's very difficult. But you guys are
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: way off. You guys did the same thing that what
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson and and uh Tony Yeah, how about Tony
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  Speaker 1: Romo just couldn't win the big one. I had nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with Jessica Simpsons leaver Rotovan. She was in
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: the owner's box, she had she wasn't down on the field,
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  Speaker 1: You kidding me? Yeah, But they kept cutting away and
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  Speaker 1: showing her on the screen where he kept going on
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: those beach vacations with the rubbing the sun tane oil
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  Speaker 1: on the back, and then what do you know? You
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: months later the balls the slip sliding out of his
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  Speaker 1: hands and guess what when they're playing the Giants in
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  Speaker 1: that divisional round the two thousand seven, you could see
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: it all over his face. Is Nicholas here? What do
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  Speaker 1: I do? Is he gonna come back in the picture?
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  Speaker 1: And he couldn't even beat the Giants in the divisional round.
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  Speaker 1: So that's just one example. Another example, on a more
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  Speaker 1: personal level, you know, is Paulie Gotta engaged once before
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  Speaker 1: a Wreck League final and he got into a fight
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: with this Beyonce and through like seven interceptions. So you know,
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: we don't like to talk about our personal lives on
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: the show. Just that night. I mean, how about could
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: it have been that? Oh hell, you've never seen me playing,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: because if you did, you take that back. You know,
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  Speaker 1: number one quarterback in the rec League for fourteen straight years.
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  Speaker 1: I throw sixty eight touchds in five games. Sixty eight
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  Speaker 1: touchdowns in five games? What is that? Dirty? Touchdowns? The game? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Send your beat right or whoever you to cover that?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you should be You should throwing up on me.
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  Speaker 1: I read so much about you before you come on
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  Speaker 1: this show. You should read now listen, listen, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. When you got all that on your mind,
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: you got all that crap up there? Oh you know,
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: how am I gonna pay for the caterer? How am
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: I gonna pay for the you know what song? Am
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  Speaker 1: I gonna have walking down the aisle? That gets with you?
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  Speaker 1: Got with me? Those guys have so much money. The
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  Speaker 1: last thing they're worried about is paying a caterer. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: are you kidding that that? That's not it? These days?
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen the weddings? These days? They're expensive? I
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  Speaker 1: get it. That's why I'm not getting married again. But
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: but what about all the single guys who are bad
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL? What what's their excuse because they don't
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  Speaker 1: have a wife or a girlfriend or fiancee? What what's
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  Speaker 1: their excuse? Now, now, I don't want to go delving
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  Speaker 1: too deep into the person lives. It's not very great. Cool,
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  Speaker 1: that's just wrong. Alright, let's move on. We got another prediction,
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  Speaker 1: final prediction for you all right now, the Eagles. Look,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we we're gonna be reasonable here. We've done
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  Speaker 1: on full dissection of their roster. And we see the
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  Speaker 1: Eagles going fifteen and one this season. Now, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's you know, you're probably surprised that we
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  Speaker 1: got that one loss on them, but you know, week seventeen,
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  Speaker 1: we see them resting their starters. They're playing Washington's still
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: gonna be a close game, but they're gonna be resting
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  Speaker 1: those starters. Fifteen and one over and on the fifteen
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  Speaker 1: wins for the Eagles under way under that, I mean
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  Speaker 1: fifteen and one. I love Carson Wentz. I'm I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: waving the banner for Wnsylvania and went in a lifetime
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  Speaker 1: and all that, I'm all the way in I saw
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  Speaker 1: what he did a year ago when he put together
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: a team with a receiving corps that was held together
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  Speaker 1: by popsicle sticks, tape and glue and beat the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: to win the division. So I'm with you, but they're
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  Speaker 1: not that and they're not gonna win fifteen games. I
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  Speaker 1: hate to bring it to you, guys. Do you I
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: once saw an episode of mcgueimer where with popsicle sticks
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  Speaker 1: and glue he diffused the box. So your analogy just staying.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you're supposed to be a writer. Maybe you
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: need to work on your analogies a little more, you know,
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  Speaker 1: think about making sure that connect logically for your audience.
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  Speaker 1: I'll try to do that you need. I mentioned that
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  Speaker 1: he's the only Super Bowl champion quarterback in the NFC East.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Daniel Jones doesn't have a ring that Prescott Dwayne Haskins
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  Speaker 1: no no rings. Coustin Wentz has a ring. Rob only
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: one problem. I hope he went and had it a
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: praise because it's probably cubic Zorconia. Since he was on
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  Speaker 1: the sidelines when he was it counts he was he
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  Speaker 1: was a quarterback on the team. He got them to
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: the twelfth game. He was having a great year. That's
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl counts, that's still experience, that's still super I'm
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  Speaker 1: not taking it away from him, but I'm just saying
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  Speaker 1: I think you guys are putting a little you know,
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  Speaker 1: to tell dead as That's the reason he's better than
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: everybody else is because he has a wing. Darco Millichi
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  Speaker 1: got a world championship. Here we go. Just compare the
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: great cos and Wentz to that bus that was Daco Millichich.
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you, Hall of Fame voter. I
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  Speaker 1: just voted you off this fucking show because you don't
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: disrespect the name of cos and Wentz the line what
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: forget about it? Oh? Now you're making forget about you
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  Speaker 1: that my audience is gonna do forget about you? Is
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  Speaker 1: he off the line? J You know, I know a
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: lot of people listening, including the family of John Crook
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: and on behalf of PAULI and myself. We want to
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: issue an apology. You know how highly we think of
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Mr Greece. Look, we're not gonna let him ruin our show, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: We're not because look, we got business to do. Yeah,
• 17:07
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• 17:17
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• 17:19
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  Speaker 1: I thought maybe he was fixing something, and she winked
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: at me and they both winked at me. And then
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: after the gentleman left, I said, Marie, what's going on.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: She said, let me tell you, Tony about our time
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: and she told me she met this Nunzio, an older gentleman,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: and they had a very good time. He treated it nice,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: and then she fucked him. That's a beautiful story, Tony,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: that's beautiful. And you know, now, look, given that whether
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: it's still in our early forties, we would never have
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: to use the site. But so we don't really know
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: how it works. But I figure you log on, you know,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: you put in your age, your picture, you know, then
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: you can look through people in your in your neighborhood
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: who was still alive, you know, uh, still breathing um.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: And that's a great way to live out the last
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: years of your life. Given that your old sign up
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: for free right now. And I think we just did
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: a good ad for them. I'm sure we'll be hearing
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: from them. Yeah, thank you, guys. It's time to do
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: as we always do at the end of every show.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: We do corrections. What we look back previous episodes, this
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: episode and see if there's anything we need to correct.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I don't see anything, Tonty. You as usual, it was
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: another flawless show, gentlemen. I gotta interrupt. Oh, no surprise there.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: You know we got to redesign this segment where we
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: just mute your mike and get out and get at
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: all J Jay's interruptions instead of corrections. Fine, but you said,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Mitch Trabishky never won a game in his career, that's right.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: His career records twenty three and eighteen, Paul, can you
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: talk to some sense of and eighteen? That's basically a
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: five record? Your wins count? Did you win more games
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: than you lost? If you win the same number of
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: games that you lose that they came from each other out,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: that's a zero zero basically. Yeah, that's why the Cowboys
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: suck because they go eight and eight. That's something zero season.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: That's a loser. Alright, you're done, there were You've got
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: more of these things? What's going on? Well, you guys,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: there's so many more questions, But you know what, I
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: got a fantasy football draft to get to. If you
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: don't mind, we gotta you know, we can wrap it up.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Oh very unprofessional. Well, you know, we got stuff to
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: do too. We got important lives. Look, we're gonna wrap
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: it up here. We're gonna wrap it up here. You know.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I don't really want to say thank you to Rob
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Parker maybe until he comes around on this crup thing
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I can do with, but no, but I will say
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: thank you to Tony for great work as always, PAULI,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: great show as usual, great show. Alright, so remember, subscribe,
• 20:37
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• 20:40
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