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Chris Franjola, Nolan Wells Audio & Our First Acting Jobs · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 3: Heather Macdonald. has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up. Woof, woof. Hannah McDonald.
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  Speaker 4: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Your favorite funny man,
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  Speaker 1: tell it like it is, East Coast original, LA delight.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Model, actor, father, husband, brother, and platonic friend. Son, son.
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  Speaker 1: Son and platonic friend of mine, Chris Frangelo back. From
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  Speaker 1: the Hamptons.
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  Speaker 5: Montauk, yeah. Close enough.
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  Speaker 1: Living your life.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. You were at Surf Lodge every night.
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  Speaker 5: Pretty close. I was having a pretty good time.
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  Speaker 1: Getting behind the DJ booth.
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  Speaker 5: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Hanging out with the summer house kids.
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  Speaker 5: Nothing makes you feel older than going like out in
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  Speaker 5: the Hamptons at like Saturday night. Oh, man. But anyway.
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  Speaker 1: How many Saturday nights did you guys do?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I guess we were there two Saturday nights. We
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  Speaker 5: don't really go out, you know. But you did do it.
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  Speaker 5: But we go out to lunches and stuff. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 5: why I'm more of a vibe. It's just the greatest.
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  Speaker 5: It's the greatest. I love it out there. It rained
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  Speaker 5: a little bit, but what are you going to do?
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  Speaker 1: How many days did it rain?
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  Speaker 5: It rained two out of our pretty much eight days there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's not too bad.
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  Speaker 5: But you could make it through the rain.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: My daughter and I just went to the beach in
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  Speaker 5: the rain like two losers. And, you know, pouring rain.
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  Speaker 5: We're on the beach.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see your glasses.
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  Speaker 5: Seven-year-old, you have to be on the beach.
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  Speaker 1: Are these the ones I tried on before?
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  Speaker 5: I know. These are new. These are new.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so Khloe Kardashian just had these on. This is
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  Speaker 1: the look that every person is doing where it's not
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  Speaker 1: really like a sunglass. It's like just to add to
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  Speaker 1: your look.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It's not totally clear.
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  Speaker 5: They look very good on you. It's a good look.
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  Speaker 1: And then it's like I'm a hip person. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: hip 70s detective.
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  Speaker 5: That's what you want.
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  Speaker 1: I remember this was a look back in my growling
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  Speaker 1: days where they were really yellow.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And people would wear them out at nightclubs and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this lens was yellow.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And it eventually left. So I'm just curious how long
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  Speaker 1: this look is going to go for. And I'd like
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  Speaker 1: to make my prediction.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I would venture to say that's a classic look.
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  Speaker 5: I think it could be around forever, depending upon your style.
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  Speaker 5: But you go ahead and make your prediction.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say it's going to be over with by... By...
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  Speaker 1: May 22nd of 27.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. It's a day away from my birthday.
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  Speaker 1: The other day I was wearing these sunglasses that were
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  Speaker 1: like very in, in like 2010 or 11, these Tom
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  Speaker 1: Fords and they still look great. And then you bring
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  Speaker 1: back that and you look like you're really ahead of
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  Speaker 1: the game because someone's like, what are you doing with
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  Speaker 1: those old sunglasses?
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  Speaker 5: I feel like sunglasses are something that, you know, if
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  Speaker 5: you're not doing like white Oakleys or something, I feel
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  Speaker 5: like you can get away with them for all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Are the white Oakleys the ones that like a guy
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  Speaker 1: is wearing when he's dressed up for the first time
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  Speaker 1: in five years for his brother's wedding?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then he wears it around the back of his head. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the back of the bald head. He's drinking a beer
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  Speaker 1: at two before the ceremony starts.
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  Speaker 5: Listen, I don't want to talk about white Oakleys too
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  Speaker 5: much because I think both Peter and Drake are wearing
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  Speaker 5: them right now. I don't think they have the Oakley's though. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Those are like those thin ones.
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  Speaker 5: They're like thinner frames. Yeah, it's like a bro look.
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  Speaker 5: It's a bit of a bro-y look.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a thinner frame.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. And so I don't know if I would have those.
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  Speaker 5: But I bought those. What do you think the price
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  Speaker 5: is on those? I mean, I bought them in the
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  Speaker 5: Hamptons in Montauk. at just some little shop.
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  Speaker 1: I think that they were 175.
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  Speaker 5: 100 bucks, $ 99. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Not bad. I should be like- I'm very good at
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  Speaker 1: guessing prices.
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  Speaker 5: Because I saw Kendall, Kylie Jenner, one of them was wearing,
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  Speaker 5: all anyone talked about, she showed up to the World Cup,
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  Speaker 5: the finals. And all I was talking about was her
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  Speaker 5: $ 65 sunglasses that she was wearing.
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  Speaker 1: And were they like that, with that shape?
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  Speaker 5: She does like a black, a thin black one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But I like people to see, because I like to
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  Speaker 5: wear them at night too, like a real douchebag. So
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  Speaker 5: I want people to see my eyes.
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  Speaker 1: I just saw an ad on social media for goggles
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  Speaker 1: that you'd swim in the water with, but they look
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  Speaker 1: like cool Ray-Bans.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I got to get those.
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  Speaker 1: I think that is so genius. So then you could
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  Speaker 1: just wear them and not look like a freak, not
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  Speaker 1: look like an ugly person.
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  Speaker 5: Swimming in the ocean. I need those because nobody tells
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  Speaker 5: you when you're having children that I mean, I think
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  Speaker 5: like people who are like you who have old, your
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  Speaker 5: children are now grown. If you see people like me
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  Speaker 5: who are about to have children, you need, there's a
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  Speaker 5: couple of things I think people need to definitely say
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  Speaker 5: to people about to have a child.
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  Speaker 1: Which is?
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  Speaker 5: And one of them is you're going to spend the
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  Speaker 5: majority of your life from now on in a swimming pool. Totally.
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  Speaker 5: Never stops. So I'm in, I need goggles because I'm
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  Speaker 5: in a swimming pool 12 hours a day.
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  Speaker 1: You know what really, I was at Terranea, uh, this
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  Speaker 1: week for like this podcast thing. And I was up,
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  Speaker 1: I woke up at like 7.30. It was, the sun
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  Speaker 1: was out. It wasn't overcast. I'm like, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy like looking at the ocean because it's overlooking.
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  Speaker 5: It's nice over there.
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  Speaker 1: And I went and got my cup of coffee and
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  Speaker 1: my walk and listened to my podcast, which is my
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  Speaker 1: favorite one, Juicy Scoop. I like to listen back to it. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's 7.30 and I saw the parents already
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  Speaker 1: with all the gear going to the pool. And I
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  Speaker 1: looked at these kids and I'm like, those kids, woke
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  Speaker 1: them up at 5.30 to say, when can we go
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  Speaker 1: in the pool?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I like to apologize to everybody for all
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  Speaker 5: of us who ruin every beautiful resort there is with
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  Speaker 5: our children. We ruin everything. With our splashing around children.
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  Speaker 5: For us, we're in heaven. But for the people who
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  Speaker 5: are just there to enjoy their lives, it's ruined.
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  Speaker 1: Once you're out of it, you know, like when we
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  Speaker 1: were at the Terranea, I was like, okay, let's, we
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  Speaker 1: went to this, I wanted to try the different pools.
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  Speaker 1: So we went to, my friend joined me. We went
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  Speaker 1: to the one pool, which was like in the fitness.
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  Speaker 1: That was nice. That was quiet.
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  Speaker 5: That's like- Like adults only?
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  Speaker 1: Pretty much adults only. I mean, I think there's, it's,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Then I went, because there was a water slide.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, I actually do want to go down
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  Speaker 1: the water slide. And my friend's like, okay, I'll film it.
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  Speaker 5: Adults are loud?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the line was too long. I'm like, screw this.
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  Speaker 1: So then we go upstairs to the teen pool.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: But then that was just all the alpha teens like
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  Speaker 1: drowning each other. Really? Like all these boys were like
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  Speaker 1: throwing a football around. I'm like, this is worse than
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  Speaker 1: the kid pool.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So then we left that and then we went to
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  Speaker 1: the adult pool, which was like a smaller like douchebag
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  Speaker 1: Las Vegas. Oh, really?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Terranea?
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean, it was just smaller, but I'm just
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  Speaker 1: saying it was like, it was very nice. I liked Terranea. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: Terranea is a good pool.
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  Speaker 5: I like it too.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying it was like, just a pool
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  Speaker 1: with just people sitting around drinking is what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. Gotcha.
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  Speaker 1: And, but still overlooking the ocean and all that. I
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  Speaker 1: loved it. I went to all the different places. I
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  Speaker 1: just not living by the ocean. I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: need to spend every second looking at the water before
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  Speaker 1: I get in my car. So that's the deal. And
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  Speaker 1: I did reveal this on my Patreon, but it was
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  Speaker 1: a real full circle moment because going to this, this thing,
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  Speaker 1: which was for podcasting and stuff, I, I said to Drake,
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  Speaker 1: I go, oh my God, do you know that we're
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  Speaker 1: going here for my career and my first acting job
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  Speaker 1: ever was for Marineland, which was a smaller SeaWorld at
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  Speaker 1: the same location, which is now Terranea.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: In Palos Verdes, yes.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God, I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: It was my first job ever. And we were so
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  Speaker 1: excited for the.
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  Speaker 5: See, that's full circle, they call that, I believe.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but what happened was I, it was kind of
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  Speaker 1: like a glorified extra, like it was my first shot,
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  Speaker 1: but they were, you know, we would get residuals because
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  Speaker 1: I got to say something. So, you know, I knew
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  Speaker 1: if I said something, then you get paid more. I
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  Speaker 1: was like six. And this guy was my dad, supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be my dad. And I remember I had an
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  Speaker 1: older dad. So when they gave me this dad that
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  Speaker 1: was like as young as Drake, I was like, what
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  Speaker 1: the fuck is this? My dad has gray hair.
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  Speaker 5: Like what?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like jumping on his arm and I'm pointing
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, you're going to point like you're seeing
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  Speaker 1: something because at the time I think. Shamu or whoever
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  Speaker 1: the big whale was, was pregnant. And the whole thing was,
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  Speaker 1: you now come to Marineland to see her and her baby. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: And so we knew that it was coming. She'd had
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  Speaker 1: the baby. The commercials were going to run now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I just remember like watching the news and the
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  Speaker 1: news is on. We were those people that had the
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  Speaker 1: TV on all the time. And it was like sad
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  Speaker 1: news out of Marineland. Shamu like had some fucking postpartum
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  Speaker 1: or something. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Killed the baby or something. I remember that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then my mom was like, well, now you
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  Speaker 1: won't get the residuals for that one. So that I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get to see it. I never got to see
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  Speaker 1: me going like, you know, maybe they used me in
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  Speaker 1: something else. But it wasn't the part where I was like,
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  Speaker 1: Shamu's baby.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, was Shamu's baby actually there or you were pretending?
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  Speaker 1: I think I was pretending because they were like, by
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  Speaker 1: the time this commercial comes out, then the baby will
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  Speaker 1: be here.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, gotcha.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. And so I thought about that just as we
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  Speaker 1: were pulling in, I'm like, this is such a full
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  Speaker 1: circle like moment of my life.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And anyway, so.
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  Speaker 5: You want to hear my first line ever in anything ever?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Which I believe one of you guys went to Crespi, right?
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  Speaker 5: Didn't these guys go to Crespi?
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  Speaker 1: My other son, Brandon.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, went to Brandon. Well, I shot this at Crespi
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  Speaker 5: High School.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: A porn?
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  Speaker 5: Well, no, those were later.
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  Speaker 1: For real.
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  Speaker 5: Like those were later. But it was like an after
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  Speaker 5: school special, but like Disney, like educational, they showed it
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  Speaker 5: in classrooms. Yeah. And when I mentioned it, people were like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I think I saw that in my classroom.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It was about steroids, about steroids were going to be
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  Speaker 5: the end of the world at this point. Children are
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  Speaker 5: going to take steroids and freak out. And it was
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  Speaker 5: a PSA or whatever against steroids. Okay. Okay. And I
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  Speaker 5: was on the football team. And my line was, you
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  Speaker 5: better get on the roids, dude. It's your last hope.
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  Speaker 5: And how old.
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  Speaker 1: Were you playing a high school student?
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  Speaker 5: I was probably 19 at the time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you came out here right at 18.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's good.
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  Speaker 5: That's good casting. And I remember seeing the guy who
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  Speaker 5: played Benny. It was called Benny and the Roids.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And I remember seeing the guy who played Benny and
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  Speaker 5: watching him interact with the other stars of it.
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  Speaker 1: So this was like a whole movie about Star Wars? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was a movie about Star Wars.
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  Speaker 5: Like an after school special? After school special, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. More or less. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: But it was done by Disney Channel.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good part.
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  Speaker 5: That was a good part.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it. I'm like, I got a part.
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  Speaker 5: And then they- They, I guess my New York accent
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  Speaker 5: was too thick. They dubbed my voice. So now you
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  Speaker 5: see it and I swear they use like an older
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  Speaker 5: black man. So you see me lean over and say
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  Speaker 5: the line, but it's a voice of like James Earl Jones.
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  Speaker 5: You better get on the roads, dude. It's your last hope.
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  Speaker 5: What is that? Looks nothing like would come out of me.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah. So in a way it's the same as yours.
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  Speaker 5: I'm kind of in it, but I'm dubbed.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of, this is a segue. For a sad subject,
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  Speaker 1: but it's really all over the news, so we have
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  Speaker 1: to talk about it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know the story of the tragic death of Nolan Wells,
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  Speaker 1: this young man who lived in South Carolina, 4th of July.
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  Speaker 1: We've talked about it. They didn't know. His friends said,
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  Speaker 1: we left him on the Horn Island. We went back
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  Speaker 1: on a boat. We didn't hear from him. They couldn't
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  Speaker 1: find him. And then they sadly found his body in
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  Speaker 1: the ocean.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And they had one autopsy. there. Maybe it was Mississippi.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It was in the South. They did that autopsy and
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  Speaker 1: they said, it's drowning. And then his family, everyone was
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  Speaker 1: suspicious that the friends who were predominantly white were not
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  Speaker 1: talking and they had removed their social media. And they're like,
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  Speaker 1: something crazy is going on here. So then they hired
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  Speaker 1: a team of people or the team of people came
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  Speaker 1: forward to help them. And they took the body to
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  Speaker 1: DC where a world-renowned autopsy person looked at it and
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  Speaker 1: he still says it's inconclusive he said there was some
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  Speaker 1: redness on the back of the head but that could
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  Speaker 1: be from you know hitting something while being in the
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  Speaker 1: water right or it could be even when you put
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  Speaker 1: the body on the slab after they're deceased yeah so
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  Speaker 1: that was one thing but then they said I can't
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  Speaker 1: the the other autopsy people have kept the throat so
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was drowning or not yeah
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  Speaker 1: but I know there's not like other broken bones or
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  Speaker 1: wounds or anything like would indicate that. So they still,
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  Speaker 1: it's all inconclusive, right?
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  Speaker 5: So what is the, now he drowned, right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, they, okay. So there's a theory that no, that
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  Speaker 1: these kids, something happened either accidentally or on purpose where
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  Speaker 1: they knew that he was dead. This is what the
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  Speaker 1: theory is. If it's not just that he accidentally drowned
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  Speaker 1: and nobody saw it, whether he was You know, they
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  Speaker 1: said he was a strong swimmer. So, you know, but
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  Speaker 1: he was drinking. And also, we all know what's going
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  Speaker 1: on right now just in Malibu. I mean, even lifeguards can't, like,
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  Speaker 1: rescue people. So water is very different than being in
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  Speaker 1: a pool.
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  Speaker 5: But was he in an ocean or a lake? Because
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  Speaker 5: it's a big difference. Was it an ocean?
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  Speaker 1: Can you look up if Horn Island? I think it's
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  Speaker 1: part of the ocean.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But still, it's not a pool.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: So it's like, did something like that happen? Or, you know,
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: they said, we thought we left him on the island.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: We brought him there, but we thought he was going
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: home with other people. Everyone had these boats.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: So they all said the last time they saw him
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: was 4 p.m.
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Well- Now there is an audio in which one of
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: the boys of the friends, which he originally went there with,
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: was headed back and they called like their AAA boat
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: towing company.
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: I heard that.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: And he said, we're sinking, we're taking in water, we
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: need a tow. And you hear the woman say, oh,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: what's your membership number? And then they said, do you
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: need the Coast Guard? And he goes, no, no, we
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: don't need the Coast Guard. We just need the tow. Okay,
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: so that was first what we heard. And I was like, okay,
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: what does that really mean? Well, then all over the internet,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: this person says, somehow this video, this audio gets shared everywhere.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: And it's the beginning of that call before the woman
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: working at the toe place answers, there's some grumbling talking
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: and now someone with enhanced audio experience said, I've you know,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: listen to it and I've run it through AI and
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: this is what I'm hearing them say.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Which you hear according to what is all over is
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: someone being like, Nolan, is Nolan, is he fucking dead?
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Wake up, Nolan, Nolan. And the other guy's like, hey, yeah,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: we just need a tow for the, and how many
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: people are there? There's eight or seven or eight. So
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh my God, there was eight, you know,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: and they dumped his body and, you know, this and that.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: So I'm seeing all this and I'm like, now TMZ
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: had shared that original call first. Why was this big
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: chunk of, of audio not shared then?
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So then I'm like looking, looking, looking into it.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: And you know, it's just gone crazy because anybody that
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: thinks there was foul play, well, my God, listen to this.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: But I was like, you know, this is so easy
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: to fake in this day and age. I don't know
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: if this is real or if someone took this and
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: kind of created this like mystery around it. And, uh,
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think people know for sure, but many people,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: not many, a handful of people think that this is
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: someone put this out there and said, you know, and
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: using their audio engineering to say this.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: And did this really exist? And and then a couple
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: of them have done interviews, some of these kids. So
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: it's not like they're being totally silent.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: So what are they saying? That he might've gotten into
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: a fight with somebody?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, like either there was a fight and they killed
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: him or.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: They accidentally killed him. Because I heard he was talking
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: to a girl. They were trying to find the girl.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Right, so now if you believe that he was on
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: this boat going back, then the theory is, if you
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: believe that this audio is true, then the theory is
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: they knew he died they either killed him or he
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: accidentally died and they didn't tell anybody. And then they
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: threw his body over the boat. Then the tow people
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: take the boat. They go back and enjoy 4th of
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: July and don't tell anybody and then remove all of
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: their social media and all that stuff and, and have
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: a bond. Like I know what you did last summer
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: and this is, we're going to take this to our graves.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: That's that theory. The other theory is They removed their
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: social media and all that stuff because they were immediately
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: being bombarded because he was missing for like 30 hours.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: They were immediately getting bombarded from the internet because he's
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: black and they're white. And their parents and everybody just said,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: remove your social media because you could have been drinking
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: on there. You could have been like, just remove it.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: And.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: Was there any drugs in his system or anything like that?
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: They have not said that there was.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: We don't, we personally, I don't think we know that, but.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: They were drinking like White Claws and stuff. But it
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: still was only four o'clock. And so I, from the beginning,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, I think they feel like shit because
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: they didn't communicate well with their friend. And then he
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: ended up either being stranded or drowning or whatever. And
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: they didn't know about it. But other people would say, no,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: they know. And they're staying silent. And this was a
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: big cover up, whatever it is. And why isn't anyone
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: just telling the truth? I personally just don't think that
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: like seven.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: To eight kids- Eventually, somebody cracks when you got seven
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: or eight.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Seven or eight. I mean, seven or eight kids is
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: a lot to not have one person go, I need
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: to tell you what fucking happened. Like, I just, you know,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I hope to. I hope that it
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: is an accident. I mean, you don't want to know
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: that this happened. If it was my child, I wouldn't
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: want- I would want it to be an accident. I
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: wouldn't want to be that his friends did something.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: You know? So did he fall overboard? I mean, how
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: did he wind up in the water?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Nobody knows.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: The kids say we left him on Horn Island.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Nobody else is saying I took him on my boat back.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Everyone said last he was seen, he was talking to
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: a girl on Horn Island. There's all these little boats around.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: And then his phone was like left on the original boat,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: but they didn't realize that he'd left their phone there.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: And they just were like, oh, hey, he's, They weren't
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: checking on if he was coming back with them or
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: not is their excuse.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: But still makes you feel like a whole of a
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: friend if then, in fact, your friend was stranded and
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: he attempted to swim or something and died.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: So there's that. But then is there something way more sinister?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: And is this southern town covering up and hiding it
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: because this was, you know, an obvious this was a
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: crime against, you know, a person of color? So that
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: is where it is. But I wonder in this day
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: and age, it's like Drake just saw this thing he
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: was all excited to buy on Costco.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Oh no.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: It was a lazy river.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, I saw it too.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: It was fake.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: In your backyard, in your.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Backyard and i go it's only a thousand dollars i
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: go just i go was it fake is it fake
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: it's fake it's fake but i was like for a
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars we have that grass there i'm like we
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: could have such a fun pool party like we would
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: fill that up and we then we'd also have our
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: own pool i'm like for a thousand dollars but you know,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: and all, and we talked about all those blow up
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: things that you see, like the jet skis that are like,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: all those are fake.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: Cause I saw that. I saw the lazy river too.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, Oh, that cause I have a pretty big,
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: I could have, they could do a lazy river yard. And, uh,
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: I thought about it as well. Oh, I didn't know
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: it was fake. Yeah. And usually I feel like I'm
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: pretty good at spotting the fakes.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm like with this
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: and everything else, like you just don't, You just don't know.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: You see something that looks so newsy and whatever, and
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: you have to go and research it on your own.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: There was this other thing that I had screen grabbed
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: that came across my feed, and I go, oh, this
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: will be fun to talk about with Chris because it
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: was a sporting one.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: And I had Drake look it up, and I go, here.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: And he goes, where is this story? I go, here.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I took a photo of it. And he immediately was like, mom,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: this is like a joking sports thing. Yeah. But it
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: was these two adorable baseball players, minor league baseball players.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: That were like, clearly fucking. Oh.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, like. And they were like, hey, God. And they're
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: like hugging each other. But it looked like they could
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: also just be super excited for each other that the
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: guy caught the ball. But it definitely looked like it
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: could be like heated rivalry for baseball players. And I
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: was like, oh my God, I love this story so much.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I cannot wait because I've thought, I'll mention it to
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Chris and he'll be like, oh, that team is the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: And you have all this knowledge and you'd be like, no,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: they're not really gay. They're actually just, you know, cousins
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: who do give each other handjobs. I don't know.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: Sure, yeah.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: But it was a fix.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: Either way, still fun.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: It was like a jokey story.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: So you have to make sure in this world.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: I know. Horn Island is in the Gulf of America.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, the Horn Island.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: The Gulf of America. Nice job, Drake.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Horn Island is in the Gulf of America.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:55
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• 22:13
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• 22:16
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• 22:21
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• 22:26
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• 22:29
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• 22:30
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• 22:32
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• 22:35
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• 22:38
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• 22:40
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• 22:41
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• 22:42
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• 22:45
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• 22:50
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• 22:53
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• 23:00
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• 23:02
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• 23:05
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• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Um, okay. So this also happened just last night. So
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Usher has, you know, a big show and he brings
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: this girl up and he sits down and he's basically
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: doing like a Chippendales sexual thing, you know, shirt off
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: and all this stuff. And then he goes, got up
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: and was like, she's not giving me anything. And he's like, go,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: go away. And everyone was like, Ooh, you know, like
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: he didn't get it. You know, like he's pissed. You
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I'll take your money, you know, like whatever. And so
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: then the girl spoke up because she was like, you know,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: her life was being ruined online. Um, And she wrote,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: first off, nobody is declining to go on stage. I
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: looked good as F and thought I wasn't going to
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: let thousands of people see me. Yeah, right. On the
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: big screen where your bleeps will never be. I think
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: where you bitches will never be. My mom and I
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: had floor seats. Their team approached us and moved us
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: to the VIP before the show even started. Pretty privilege
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: sometimes is something you'll never know about. Meaning she's pretty privileged.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: She was getting shit before. Now she's really going to
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: get shit.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: They don't say who you're going up there for. Y'all
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: wanted me to get up there and fuck him. Chat
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: folks aren't used to anything. That's the most exciting thing
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: that would have happened in your all little ass lives.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Fuck you all disrespectively. And then like the winky emoji face.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: So Of course, when they bring someone on stage like that,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: they say, hey, we're going to bring you on stage.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: You're down for that. Yeah. Whether it's David Copperfield or
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: something like this. And you go, okay, like I'm down
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: to go.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: You don't know what it is. So she was very,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: very pretty girl. So of course she got chosen. But
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: this is what I think now. Now I think like
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: he planned, like maybe this could even be a little
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: bit planned where he was like, I'm, you know, if
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: she's not giving it to me, I'm just gonna be
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: like that. And then this will like go viral. I
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: don't know. But no, I think it was like, he
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: does this every night. Someone gets brought up. I think
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: it's really weird in this day and age at 48
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: to be a singer, to bring up some random girl
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: as a stage show, to act like you're going to like,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: like you're a Chippendales dancer. Like, I think it's weird.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: I think it's, yeah. I mean, I've seen it before.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of acts that, I mean, didn't Bobby
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Brown used to like, Actually, fuck, I'm on stage.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I remember, you know, remember the one that had the
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: bandaid under his eye?
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: Yes, Nelly. Nelly.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I saw a viral clip of Nelly bringing up like
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: a nine-year-old.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: What? Yes. Oh, just like dance with?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: No, but being like, hey, you know, the pretty lady.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: And the audience, all the ladies were like, what? And
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, what? And it was just like flirty stuff.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: It's like, you know, when you watch those old game
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: shows where the guy's like, can I have a kiss
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: right here? And the girl's like, And he's like, come on.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: It was sort of like that. It was almost like joking.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: But it wasn't cool.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: When I was growing up, you probably remember as well,
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: there was a show called The Gong Show.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Yes. We tried out for it, my family.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: To do, what was your act?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: It was, my brother was doing something where he'd put
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: his hands and it was like a little body, like
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: he'd put his hands through pants and dance. And we
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: thought it was so funny. And we got to like
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: the third round and then somehow the table broke and
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: he was just furious. Like that, that's why we didn't
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: get picked.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, the table broke during the audition. Yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: During the audition. So we didn't make it. And, um,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: but that was always my brother. This is my musician brother.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Every time we go see him perform, it was always like,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: something was wrong with the Marshall thing. It was always
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: just like someone else's fault why the show is not
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: going well.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: So you guys didn't make the gong show.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: We did not make the gong show. I was just
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: dancing in the background. It was his bit, but I
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: remember we auditioned for that.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: As a family.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I think that was before I got a legit agent.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've been thirsty. since day fucking one.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm gathering. I mean, we have heard two
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: stories now in the first 15 minutes of this podcast,
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: but you sound like a little thirsty child.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, for someone who's been in the business for
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: over 50 years, Heather, like you actually are not very successful.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: But you are, yes and no.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: And I live here, and I live here, so I
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: already had like an advantage, right?
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: More successful than most. I know a lot of people
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: who are as thirsty as you are and gone nowhere.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they might argue that they came here at
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: like 22. I was here- working with animals, Shamu.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Shamu's baby. Yeah. But anyway, I remember there used to
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: be a lot of like, I mean, you could see
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: it online. There's like the acts on that show, the
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: gong show, where it was like 14-year-old girls just like
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: licking lollipops for like three minutes. You remember that? I mean,
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: I'm not kidding. You could see it online.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: And, you know, and this guy would, Chuck Barris, I
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: think his name was, would just like dance behind him. Yeah.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: It's back when there were three networks and anything could
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: get on TV.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that other show where they would crown
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: you as like a beauty queen, but you got like
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: a thing of like carrots instead of roses?
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: No. Like Let's Make a Deal?
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: No.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: It was like some other weird show. Also, all I
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: did was watch TV. Me too. I saw someone post
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: this and be like, anybody go to this camp during
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: your summers? And it was the schedule of all the
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: TV from like, you know, 1980. Yeah.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: And this was your schedule because you didn't go to camp.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, that was me.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Me too.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: That was me. And it was like, it was, you know, like,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: oh my God, it was like, go ask Alice one
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: day at a time reruns. Like it was all these,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: it was all these really mature, like sad 70s sitcoms
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: where like people were like a divorced woman, like can
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: barely make ends meet. I'm like, how is this a
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: funny show?
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: Every show was that, yeah. Some single woman who could
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: two kids in a shit apartment.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Come whoop on your feet, whoop on your feet. Let
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: the music going one at a time. Oh my God.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: So depressing.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: That was the one with, uh, Bonnie Franklin.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: And she leaves her husband. She had her two kids.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: She had two daughters that were like 17 and 15.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: She was only like 34 character. And she had them
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: when she was young and she left the husband. She's
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: going to try to make it an advertising.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: And then the, um, Mackenzie Phillips was the oldest.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Mackenzie Phillips, who was like an active drug addict while
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: she was on the show. Horrible complexion, but good. ass actress.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: And Valerie Bertinelli. And then she was just like, every
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: scene was her just being like... And like, that's where
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: it'd end. And then the audience would be like, because
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: it was a live audience, the audience would be like, woo!
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: But then you always had the comic relief of Schneider
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: coming in.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: And how creepy is that? A super just comes in
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: your house all the time unannounced.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Big laugh always.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: And you're a single woman with two teenage girls and
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: this like 50-year-old handyman is like in your house. Place,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: like eating the cake you made for your daughter. You're like,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: excuse me, Schneider.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Pat Harrington, played by Pat Harrington. I got his autograph.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: I've only had two autographs in my life.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Pat Harrington being one of them. I saw him sitting
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: in a diner when I first came to LA and
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh my God, I made the right move.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: This is Pat Harrington sitting right there.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: And was he delayed?
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: And he wrote on a napkin, Pat Harrington.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I love it. Anyway, when we were in Vegas doing
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: a show a while back, uh, Brandon, Julie were very
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: excited to have me go to Thunderdown under. Yeah.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: And they made like, they knew like I said, yes,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I will go up.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I had to have this guy like gyro,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: like threw me on a bed.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: And like in long hair, Drake had to film it.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Drake had to film and edit it so that we
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: could use it in the show the next day. And, um,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: the other day, Drake was reading my emails, like going
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: through emails and he goes, Oh, hey, this guy writes,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: why don't you wear flip-flops more often? I really miss
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: that you don't show your toes as much. And I'm like.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: No child should have to see these things.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Just a day in.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: The life of Drake.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Anybody else deal with this?
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: There's a pervert here looking to see your toes, mom.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I did that, and it was uncomfortable.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: Speaking of performances, have you seen any of this, which
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: seems to be all over the internet now? It's just
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: these really, really old performers out there still doing it. And,
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, Frankie Valli, I don't know if you saw
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: any of those, where he literally looks like a corpse.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's like Weekend at Bernie's.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, completely lip syncing. And the latest one is Barry Manilow.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: He's in Vegas, and he's 83, and he's had some
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: cancer issues– But now he is coming. I'm not kidding.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: He looks like he looks dead.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I saw a video of him where someone was saying,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: oh my God, look, it's Barry Manilow. Like just going
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: to Ralph's in Palm Springs.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: With like, I think it's probably just like his bodyguard
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: handler or whatever. It didn't look like they were a couple.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: And he just wanted to grocery shop himself and, you know,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: trim or whatever. But, you know, and the guy was like, Barry, Barry.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: And then the bodyguard's like, could you just, you know, stop? And, um, So, yeah.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: But you know what? I guess if you want to
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: keep doing it, I think when you're performing that long,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: you just don't know any different. But, like, I'm also
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: just like, the people going, like, you're probably old, too.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Is this really how you want to spend your night?
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Like, I think it would kind of depress me.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: I think now people are going to watch, like, the
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: train wreck of it, you know?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: I think people at this point are like, oh, I'd
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: love to see an hour and a half of him
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: barely making it through.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: Completely lip syncing. You can see it's obviously not.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I keep seeing all these Jelly Roll videos of him performing.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: And it's like, he's only doing other people's songs.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, they're like, when did Jelly Roll become
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: like karaoke? Like, yeah, but he's doing like The Weeknd.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, really? Yeah.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: But people say it's a good show and then other
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: people shit on it. But I don't know.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: I haven't heard from him much after the divorce. That
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: kind of went away.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: People said I talked about way too much. Well, Bunny
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: got a Rolls Royce.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: Oh, good.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: She bought a brand new Rolls Royce and, you know,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: she has her.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Why do I know who Jelly Rolls' wife... Like, why
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: do I even know that? She wasn't an actress or anything, right?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: No, but when he became big, part of it was like,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I can't believe this big, ugly, fat fuck has this, like,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: kind of pretty girl.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: And he just was like, Bunny does everything for me. So,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: you know, she's the reason I'm here. And then every girl...
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: And like every fat ugly guy watching it was like,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I could get a bunny. And then every girl that's
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: with a piece of shit is like, it's okay that
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: he's a piece of shit. Cause he still is choosing
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: to be with me like jelly. So it was like
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: this weird kind of like opposite of like relationship goals
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: or something. Just kind of like, let's champion these people.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: And then when they broke up, everyone was like, was
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: this all like a fake thing?
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Cause, and they said they were going to have, Oh,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: we're still having a baby and we're still having a baby.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I don't believe it. Just like, I didn't believe that
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Brittany was pregnant when she claimed that she was having
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: a baby with Sam. I was like, she's not pregnant.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I just don't think this, I don't think
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: there's a baby in her. I don't think there's a
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: baby in someone else. I don't think a baby's coming.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I think she's going to enjoy her money. And I
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: think they are definitely not being talked about as much.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I'm like the only person talking. Yeah. Well, you remember
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: speaking of concerts, the Cole play affair.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, absolutely. I mean, I can't believe how big that got.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: It got so big. And now she's like doing Ted
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: talks and stuff.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Like it's like completely benefited her life. I think she's
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: like still with her husband and it's just like, I
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: don't know what it is. This is talking about like, yeah,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: we went to a concert. I don't even know what happened,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: but it's, she's fine. Well, a similar thing allegedly happened.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: Oh no. Okay.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: So I looked it up. I do believe this is real.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: But this guy was filming as you do everything and
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: came across a couple in their like work suits, guy
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: and a woman making out. And he was like, oh
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: my God, get a room already. And the guy looks
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: back like kind of like laughing and then sees that
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: he's filming and And they're both like, could you not,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: could you not, whatever. And the guy posts it. And
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: people immediately recognize them as part of, they are both
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: married people.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Or maybe he's married for sure. She works under him.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: And he's a lawyer. And he's this lawyer. I won't
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: say his name just because, you know. But so this
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: is the whole, so it's another thing that you're, I mean,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: the thing is, like, you cannot... cheat or murder on
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: public property no no yeah those are cameras everywhere like
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: you you have to like it's so i mean you
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: there's all these more opportunities to cheat with technology but
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: it's so trackable and like this could happen you could
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: just be out and somebody just posts something like that,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: you could be in a different town thinking no one's
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: gonna know that we're in, you know, Apple, Wisconsin or whatever.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: And then some TikToker like happens to, and someone sees
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: that video and is like, why is, you know, Chris
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Frangiola with this woman that's not his wife or whatever?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden your life is ruined.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah. Well, I, usually I just walk around alone,
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: but there'd be times where I'd be walking with like
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: a feature act or something, might be a woman. Yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: I can't think of any, but I'm sure. Anyway, bring
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: it on.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Well, it's crazy. So then also, you see this at
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: the terminal for Spirit Airline, a raccoon fell out of
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: the sky.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: I saw that.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Out of the ceiling. Out of the ceiling. Yeah.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: It was pretty shocking.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, fucking raccoons are huge.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: And they're real weird. Because they have like long hands.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: Human hands. They have like long hands.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, I would die. Yeah. I'd be so freaked out. Oh,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: my God. So that just said a lot.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: I thought Spirit Airlines went out of business. Didn't they
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: go out of business a couple of months ago? I
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: think they are. Are they just flying raccoons now?
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I think. Is Frontier still around?
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: Frontier, I believe, is still around.
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: Maybe.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I think maybe they're going out of business, but they
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: still have a few months left.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: Have a couple of months left. That's who you want
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: to get on, that airline. Yeah. there on the last
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: couple of days. The pilots are half-assing it. That's what
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: he did. Get on that flight.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: A raccoon. I mean, it was just so... Scooter Braun.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: You know Scooter Braun.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Still going strong. Him and that.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: With Sidney Sweeney.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Sidney Sweeney.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: And they did a two-person bungee jump to show off
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: their love. Straight out of The Bachelor.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, whatever her public... Whoever is behind her, whatever
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: machine is behind her, they are working hard. I mean,
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: she is in the... And she's giving people what they want.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: It's just like, honey, you know what we want here.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: We want you in panties with the big boobs. That's
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: what we want. And every picture I see, she's like
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: walking around in panties and big boobs.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I mean, did she... Wait, I remember she
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: was in White Lotus the first season and she was
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: good in that. She was in Euphoria.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: And then, but from there... I think just because she
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: sort of has like a weird look. It's not like
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: a traditional like beautiful look, but she's sexy.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: That's really what like got it going.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: And I think, yeah, that it just somehow publicists get
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: behind certain people and make it happen.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I would not be doing this bungee
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: jump thing. I always think really both of you are
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: equally 100% on board. Maybe. Maybe. you know, there's that
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: couple that climbed the state building and stuff. So they're
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: both the same.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, they're both like climbers.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So maybe they're both jumpers or whatever, but.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: There's nothing worse than, in my opinion, than a couple
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: who does like their hobbies together.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Like extreme.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: I feel like the point of having hobbies is to
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: get away from your husband or wife. Like if, don't
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: do them together. Like that's your time alone. Like if
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: you're like one of those people who paints like Civil
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: War miniatures, which is something I thought about doing.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Because I think I'm a pretty good painter. I paint
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: like little ceramics with my daughter and I feel like
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: I have a very steady hand. Listen, every now and again,
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: I get a little crazy.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Remember when George W. Bush became a painter?
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's still pretty, he's pretty good.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Now it's pretty good. He totally improved.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: But when it first started, remember, it was kind of funny.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, people are bad. But anyway, I wasn't going to
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: paint it. I was just going to paint like little statuettes,
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: little Civil War statues. I never did it, but it
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: was a passion.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I should absolutely like stop podcasting and turn this space
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: into pottery.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: That's what I, yeah.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Pottery or just painting.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: That's what, I have a similar space in my house that,
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: that led me to this crazy idea that I had. So,
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: and I wanted to paint Civil War because we paint
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: a lot. That's another thing I do with my daughter.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: You got to paint. That's a lot of painting.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, we had, you know, and then we got to
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: that place where I'm like, I remember like in McKinsey's closet,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: like all like the Color Remind stuff.
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, Gotta go.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: We let it, it's gone. Yeah, yeah.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: She's not one that like cares about all this.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Have you been a call of me mind lately? You
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: better bring your fucking wallet because I couldn't, I just went.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: We had to kill time, summertime.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: And it's air conditioned. It's an activity. It's a good thing.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: That's why they know they can charge you.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: Nice music playing. I'll sit for hours. And my daughter
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: just paints in two seconds and goes, can I get
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: another one? Okay, another one. Yeah, go get another one.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: I'm not finished with mine because I'm taking it seriously.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: I'm over there.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: And so four things later, four shitty things later, you know,
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: she just slops paint on everything. And, I mean, I
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: take this stuff up. The price is on the bottom.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: I swear to God, the last time I went, it
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: was $ 272 or something it was.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Because you picked, like, a platter? What did you pick
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: that was so expensive?
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: She picks, like, big, like a bear. It's going to
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: be a piggy bank. Piggy bank?
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: What?
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: Nobody has coins anymore. What the fuck are we going
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: to do with that? It goes right in the trash,
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: you know, when we get home. I might as well
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: just take the $ 262 and put it right in the trash. Oh,
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: my God.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I totally remember that. And I was like, you know,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: not rolling in it. So it was just like, I
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: only did it once in a while. And also, I
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: only want to take McKenzie because she had talent. After that,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, boys. Like, no, you're not. Your
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: stuff is shit.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: Well, look at him now. He's reading emails about your feet.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: He landed on his feet.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Um, your girl, Megan Markle.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You were telling, I didn't hear this.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: A guest spot of judging on master chef, Australia.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow. How, how they fallen.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm like, I'm sorry. It's time that you
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: move to LA and get on real houses at Beverly Hills.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: That's what you should be doing. And it's a lot
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: cooler and a lot better than, than these one-offs.
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: But she can't fight like they want her to. That
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: would be bad for the look.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I just know what I need out of her is
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: something better than this.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, but she does it. And then in it, she
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: gets a call on FaceTime from Harry.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Which I'm like, I'm sure was contracted into the thing.
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was part of the deal.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Gotta have one call from Harry. But, you know, she's
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: doing the pose that they all do. Look at how
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: the three women all do that weird hand thing that
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I said when you go to like hosting school, when
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: you have to stand there. Remember when like everyone do
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: like E!
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: News before it ended?
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: It was like, well, Julia Roberts got quite a friendly
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: hello from a furry four-legged friend up next. And they're
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: always just like, because they're not going to put their
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: hands on their hips and they're not going to talk
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: like this. So it's just like, you have to just do,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: you just put your tips together.
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, I like that.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Your little tips together, like a half-holding.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: So how long was she on? For like a week?
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I don't even know.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Did it already air?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: But I was also like, it's a story.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: I didn't hear nothing about that.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I know. That's why I'm like, this really, like no
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: one really gives a shit about them anymore.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: No, that is.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: And then there'll be like one article like, oh, we
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: saw the back of Lilibet's head. No one cares.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: No.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Like we don't care about it. Like go, go. But
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: this is what I, yeah, we are so close.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: Unless Lilibet gets on stage with Nelly, nobody wants to
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: hear about it. unless she gets on stage with nelly
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: nobody can.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah i really but i was like no offense to
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: australia yeah but i was also just like really like
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: maybe that's why she doesn't want to do it here
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: maybe she wants to just like get her feet wet
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: yeah in other countries i'm you know i'm i don't
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: know like what you get paid for it i don't
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: know but i mean just think about what she went
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: from The hundred million Spotify deal, the hundred million Netflix
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: deal or whatever it was.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: And she, that was, she was supposed to be like
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: basically the new Martha Stewart, you know, she was going
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: to spin that.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: They're going to have all these shows. They did the
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: polo show that nobody watched, which is a reality show
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: about polo players. Like, you know, then they had the net,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: the Spotify deal where, you know, he was like coming
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: up with all these different podcast ideas and they're like,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: And I mean, she would do like six episodes a year.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: And then she wouldn't even talk to the person. She
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: would just like... They would have someone else interview the
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: person and then she would like read them like on
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: a phone at her house. Like I was like... That's
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: what I think they realized is that they were like
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: really kind of not creative and lazy. Yeah. But it's amazing... Like,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: how do those people feel? How does Netflix and Spotify
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: feel that they fucking threw that much money at these people?
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: I wonder. I often wonder, like, because, I mean, Spotify
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: threw money at a lot of people there for a while. Or,
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: you know, Sirius, one of those companies. Any of the
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: big ones.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: And it was just like, man, did they just, like,
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: write it off as a loss and move on? Or
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: has it ruined their year?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Or does that person get in trouble that, like.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: Spearheaded it? Yeah, like the person who did it. Like,
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: are they gone? Did you hear about the story, speaking
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: of Netflix, about the one guy– who I guess like
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: a couple of days ago, he was pretty high up
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: in Netflix. And they go on these retreats out here
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: in California, these beautiful resorts. And I guess they were
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: on a retreat. They did like a trust practice. I'm
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: not in the corporate world, but I guess in the
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: corporate world, these things they do. And they asked him
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: to give us a secret that you wouldn't tell anyone else.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: And he said something like, I've tried ketamine a few times.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: And they were like, oh, you're fired. So he got
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: fired and now he's on some crazy tangent on Instagram saying,
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: they asked me to be honest and trust.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's like Scientology. That's why you told those
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: two cans and they get you to tell every single thing.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Cause then they're like, if you ever try to leave,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: we're going to tell that you have sick thoughts.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Like I think it's, it's not, I don't even think
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, I think I'm gay or I had
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: a gay relationship. Maybe that was it 30 years ago.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: But I think they get to, to a place where
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, I thought about, I was holding my
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: nephew and I thought about throwing him off the balcony
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: because Not that you wanted to, but everyone has like weird, thick,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: and then they're like, well, we have this now now.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: So like, you better stay here forever.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, shit. I wonder what John Travolta told him. He's
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: been there a long time.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: He's never leaving.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: No.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Neither has Tom Cruise.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: I mean, thank God I've never had to do anything
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: like that in any of our I mean, I guess
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: we were a little corporate over at Chelsea lately.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: It was kind of like a corporate environment, but nothing
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: too bad.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: No.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: You know, every now and again we had to meet
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: with– remember the– it's my favorite story when we had
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: to go to some NBC, you know, thing where they
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: were telling us about, you know, what do they call it?
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: They were just going to tell us what the rights–
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: The sexual– Yeah, harassment. Yeah, harassment. They were going to
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: tell us about it.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a standard thing.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, standards and practices and human resources, whatever.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: We had to hear about the Friends case. Yes. That
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: is pretty interesting. So when Friends was in production, there
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: was a writer's assistant who then came forward and said-
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Years later, right? I would like to sue because of
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: all the sick shit. I heard the writers talk about
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: with their own dating life and whatever as they were coming.
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: Up with these concepts. Oh, while pitching stories and stuff, yeah.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Because what writers' rooms are is you procrastinate for the
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: first half.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: Of the day. Yeah, you're bullshitting about it.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: By telling stories and stuff because you don't want to
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: pitch your shitty ideas. You just tell stories about your
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: life and you get people laughing and whatever. And so
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: it went up to the Supreme Court where they sided
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: with friends and they said it's a creative space and
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: therefore it can't be seen as like offending somebody else
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: that might be in the room. That's an employee. And
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: you know, which is pretty good.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: Anyway, I've told this story before. So we sat in
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: this thing and it's very serious, you know, because they're
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: a big company and they don't want any problems. So
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: they sit there and they tell you, here's what you
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: can say. If you have any issues, please let us know.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: And then they ended it and said, does anybody have
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: any questions? And we were all like, no, we're good.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: And I was like, no, you, anything. You could say
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: anything right now. Do you have any questions? And Heather goes, yes. Now,
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: these are like corporate executives just there to talk about
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: sexual harassment or whatever. And Heather goes, we do Bagel Wednesday.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: And sometimes we'll work, we do two shows on Wednesday
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: and it's not a good day for bagels.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: No, it's the opposite.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: Whatever it was.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: It was bagel Thursday.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: That's what it was, yes.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: And I said, you know, we've got not- people had.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Nothing to do with the bagels.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: This is what i said i go listen thursdays we
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: don't take the show sometimes we do a sketch and
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: so sometimes we're on location doing that but we also
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: have the opportunity to go out for a cute lunch
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: yes On Wednesdays, we have to do two shows and
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: we have to get there earlier. And a lot of
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: people don't have time to get breakfast. Could we move
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Bagel Thursday to Bagel Wednesday?
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: These people are like, well, I'm sorry, what? They weren't
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: even involved in the show. They were like from NBCUniversal.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: And I really wasn't trying to be funny. I was
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: really like.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: But you were like, you said anything.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: You said anything. I know that bagels are coming from
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: like some entity that pays for the show. And I'd
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: really like, because the bagel was great.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: I think they were eventually moved. Didn't they move to Wednesday?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: They did eventually move to Wednesday. Thank you. Like, you know,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: like some people like get like policies put into government.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I actually just, because I was like, this doesn't make sense. Yeah.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: And.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't really good. I mean, it was lox.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: It was red onion. It was cucumber. It was a
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: variety of bagels.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Double toasters. You could make, you could get like at
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: the time, like a $ 10 like bagel sandwich made.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Saving that kind of money.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: It was top of the line.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Then you come into the meeting, which is the long
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: meeting and you have like your full spread.
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: I feel like that's all. That's got to be gone
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: like in TV world, like even like large productions.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I know. And you just hear like no work is
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: being done at all. Like they wish they could have
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: a bagel Wednesday or Thursday.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: Amazing.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: See, that's why Meghan Markle did her one episode. Yeah.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Master appearance. And then he like came on. He's like,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: have I interrupted? And she's like, God, there's those two
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: crazy kids.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: I wonder if she auditions for legitimate, does she actually
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: audition for real stuff?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: No, nothing she's auditioning. It's all offers, come on.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: But I'm saying, does she get offers? Are they offering
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: her scripted TV shows?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I wonder, because I'm like, if I was doing a Hallmark,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: if I was doing any kind of movie and there
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: was a part for one that would fit, a best
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: friend of the lead or whatever, and it was like, hey,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: we only need her for two days. It's kind of
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: a good part. It's a way for her to be funny.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Would she like to do it? I just think she
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: probably comes back and is like, oh, yeah, her fee is,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: you know, $ 600, 000. Whatever. It's probably something ridiculous. And probably
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: so many demands that they just go, oh, forget it.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: But really, that's what she should do.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Because imagine if she just popped in in like a
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: legit good movie with like good people. But I think
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: a really good thing probably doesn't want her.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Because they say it's distracting. It's going to take you
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: out of the movie if it's her. So you'd have to, yeah,
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: I don't know what to.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Do with it. I bet she could do Hallmark movies.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But that's a little low rent for her.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But eventually, it's going to be Hallmark movies. And
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: it's going to be, yeah, stuff like that. Okay. This
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: is a very exciting Netflix doc coming.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: Ooh.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: This is real. This is not fake.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: I double checked.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Ray Guns, the viral Olympic story is heading to Netflix. Oh,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: the Australian who did the break dancing, who was like
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: a teacher.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And people were angry at her because they say
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: break dancing was supposed to be in the Olympic event forever,
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: you know, after that. And they took it out of
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: the Olympics for like real legitimate break dancers. So she's
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: not looked at very fondly.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like there's just, you know, so
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: many documentaries about things, but this one I'm actually very
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: excited for. Like, I actually really want to know the
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: story behind it.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Me too.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: What she thought about all like the viral videos of
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: making fun of it.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: How did she, I mean, like, I just wonder if she,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: was she really a break dancer or they were just like, Hey,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: we need a break dancing team.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: And like at this, I mean, it was shocking when
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: it happened. Remember, It was like an early, one of
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: those things they did early in the morning with the event.
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: But it started to go viral online. And I remember
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: watching it the first time and going, oh, this has
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: to be a joke. And it wasn't. So it was crazy.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: And she was like older. Like, I just wonder if
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: it was one of those things like, when they make
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: a new sport and you're, and you realize like, wait
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: a minute, nobody is joining the team.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Like, that's what I think it was. I think she
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: was just like, I'm just going to join the team.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: I kind of can break dance and I kind of
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: like it.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: And then they're like, okay, we'll do the team. You're
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: on it. Like we don't have anybody else that signed up. Like,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, remember when like Gina Davis was like joined
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: the Olympics in archery. Yeah.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: I do vaguely remember that.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: The actress like, I was like, how did she suddenly
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: like get into archery?
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess that did happen.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: You know what I've never understood?
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Is the sport of fencing.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Fencing, yeah.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: So they wear that thing on their face and they
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: do the fencing, but could they ever stab someone?
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: I think, yeah.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Like in the olden days, not anymore.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: I think it's hit the throat a couple times or something.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: There's a little area.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: That they could.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah. The tip's not sharp. Yeah, there's a ball on
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: the tip.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Do you imagine if you were just talking to somebody
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and they're like, Oh, how old is your daughter? And
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: you say, and then you're like, Oh, and you have
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: a daughter. How old is she? She's 12. Oh, what
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: is she into fencing?
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: There are people.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Are there people doing fencing?
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: It became like a bit of a thing out here
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: in LA for a while. There were people like joining
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: fencing classes.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's just a routine.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: It is. It's a little bit of that to it.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think it's all about the movement, you know,
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: like a ballet or something. I don't, you know, I've
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: watched it.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Amazing. Um, Now, Tom Segor and Christina Pazinski, I've talked
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: about it, but I haven't talked about it with you.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Big podcasters, your mom's house, divorcing. She looks great. She
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: got a little work done.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: I love Christina. She's been a friend for a long time.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: And she, I saw a post, post-divorce. She's like, Yeah.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: I got like an upper eye lift. Everyone should do it.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: It's a great thing to do for people that need it.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: And I think she's doing some shows and stuff and
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: still being very private about it. They'd already recorded. I
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: don't think she's done any new shows.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: They have a couple of kids too, right?
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They have boys that are like eight and 10.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: What is your thoughts about it?
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, I honestly know them a little bit. I
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: know Tom a little bit. I know Christina pretty well. But,
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, I haven't seen them in a long time.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: I don't listen to their podcast. But, I mean, what
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: are you hearing? Like, is it bad? Because they said
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: they're going to continue on with the podcast, right?
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, just like Jelly Roll and Bunny said, we're
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: still going to have a baby. I don't believe it.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: I don't believe it either.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: I don't believe it.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: They haven't done any new ones yet.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: I don't believe that you're going to see each other
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: every day. And whatever, how many times, I don't know if,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: if I don't know if, is your mom's house just
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: a once a week thing or was it like an
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: everyday thing? I don't know. But even if it was
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: once a week, like you don't need to do it.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: And I mean, it would be amazing if they did,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: if they truly were so on the same page that
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: they could like laugh about like dating each other. I
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think if two people could do that,
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: it's them. I mean, I feel like they, they are
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: kind of self deprecating and they could pull it off,
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: but also they have like, it's a giant company. Like
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: it's not just that podcast. They have a bunch of,
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: different podcasts that they do under their production company. So yeah, it's,
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: it's a big deal. I mean, you know, in the end.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Everyone predicts that it's going to be like her blow up.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Like she's going to really, and she's in a great
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: position to really delve into whatever she's feeling at this
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: stage of her life.
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Resonate so well and do the divorce tour and just
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: fricking go off.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: I don't think she's going to do that.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: I know, but she could if she wanted to.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: I mean, there must be some sort of like, they're
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: too big. I mean, I think they have a lot
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: of employees. There's probably some sort of, you can't talk
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: about this.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: And also they have kids and everything. So it's like, yeah,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: maybe they really did just go, just like that movie
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: that we saw with Will Arnett.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's right.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: I think we got to call it. And he's like, okay.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: They're just like brushing their teeth. And she's like, I
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: think it's time we call this marriage. And he's like,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I hope to God it was that.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: That's the vibe I get based on absolutely nothing.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I think that'd be fucking amazing.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: So.
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, I feel like he was touring constantly, always
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: on the road, playing giant venues. Right. And she was,
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, like stuck at home with the kids, you know?
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: And eventually that becomes a problem. I think.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: And also just feeling like. You know, well, I said
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: this to Dr. Drew, I'm like, it's just different. Like
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: just as a woman.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: And he knows them well, right? Wasn't he on their network? Yeah.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: And it's just, you know, yeah, I just think, but
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: you know, in the end, they're all both going to
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: be fine. They're both going to, if they want to,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: we'll find other people. I predict he'll be with like
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: a respectable 35 year old.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: Oh really? Yeah. Wow.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Like some chick who's not funny. Okay.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Um, who is just, you know, not a loser, like
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: has a career, whatever, isn't 25, but isn't 50 either.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: And so like 35, 36 and you know, it's just,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: it's just super easy and it's totally different than what
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: he had with her. And it's like, he's not looking
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: to have something like that challenging at this point. He
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: was just like someone who's like nice and like super
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: into him and worshiping him and likes like the, and
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: is into like the rich shit and all that that
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: he's into now yeah and then she will rock it
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: and then if she gets with somebody it'll just be
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: like a totally normal like nice cool dead maybe a
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: little bit younger.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: I like that i like that for both of them Yeah.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I think they'll find- I've.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: Always liked Tom and Christina, so I wish them well.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think sometimes it's sad when people are like,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: and a lot of them are like, we want mom
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: in the divorce, they like her. Okay, these two, God.
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: Enough already.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Someone sent this to me and said, you were right again, Heather.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't want to be right. This is, Jason said, Trav,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: short for Travis Kelsey, has always been able to carry
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: a tune. Obviously, it paled in comparison to some of
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: the other people singing that night, but he did okay,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: confirming that Travis Kelsey sang at his and Taylor Swift's wedding.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Thank God he married her before he really revealed that
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: he just wants to be a singer.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, just singing at the wedding doesn't necessarily make
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: him a singer. He probably got up there with his
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: bros and... You know, isn't that his thing?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: He is always going to be grabbing the mic and
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: trying to sing a lot. And that was, I mean,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: it is a relief that's over with.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: It's such a relief because it went, it happened and
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: that was the end of it. You don't really hear,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: you know, now they're just a married couple.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: We still don't know if it was a buffet. There
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: was rumors it was a buffet.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, like people just walking down the line grabbing cornbread?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think that was a rumor because technically etiquette wise.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: If you say the event is black tie, it is.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: It has to be a sit-down dinner.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: Is that right?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Proper etiquette.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: I did not know that.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Is that if you're asking people to do black tie. Now,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: if you say it's formal or cocktail a tower. Yeah.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Beautiful buffet, no problem. And I know a lot of
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: people totally prefer a buffet. But if you're saying black tie,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: it's supposed to be that they, you know, seat the plates. Now,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: who cares in this day and age? But if you're
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: And you're having a thousand celebrities, I would think that
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: they would, you know, not. But who knows?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: I always feel like buffet lends itself to people going
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: a little, you know, because you're up there already. And
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: you're like, oh, I got pancakes. And then you put
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: the pancakes and you're like, well, I don't want to
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: get back up. But they do have crab legs too.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: And then you put the crab legs next to the pancakes,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: which in proper society is gross. But you're like, well,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: I got to, I want both.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: I actually can't control myself at a buffet.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. It lends itself to hedonistic behavior.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we still don't know because everyone is keeping the
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: secrets about the NDA. So we don't know and we're
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: over it.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: Are you concerned at all about the poop lettuce that
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: everyone's talking about?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: You know, absolutely not.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: Everybody's talking about it.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Where do you get the poop lettuce?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: Taco Bell, some are saying. But it could be any lettuce.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: There is a lettuce. I know you guys like Costco.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: And apparently one of the bagged lettuce at Costco was
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: the farm that they pinpointed this one farm that they
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: believe it's coming from or it was coming from. And
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: that lettuce is at Costco.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: And if you eat the lettuce, it's just you have
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: one day of diarrhea.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: Some people have one day diarrhea, other people, you know,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: it's like this always, if it's a child or an
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: elderly person, it could be worse. Yeah, right. But for
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: like people who are, you know, of sound mind and body,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: it's probably just diarrhea for a couple of days. But
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: it's become, that's all I hear about. I have read
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: the term explosive diarrhea more times in the last 10
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: days than I ever cared to.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Well, it has not kept me from eating salads.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's good.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: I haven't bought any lettuce, but like, you know, if
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: there's a salad option, I'll eat it.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not afraid.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: You haven't had any issues?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't mind it.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: It just feels like a clear out. Yeah. That's a
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: good angle. I don't think many people have taken that angle. Like,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: I don't mind a little diarrhea. It's not a bad
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: way to look at it.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess if I was performing or had
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: a big thing, but it just meant like I had
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: a day of just like getting in the bathroom. I
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: don't think that's terrible.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: I'm going to agree with you. I didn't look at
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: it that way, but I liked that angle.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: I saw this woman say, this is what you're supposed
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: to do to start going to the bathroom. You find
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: this spot around your knee right here.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Okay. Zooming in. And you go like this and you
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: have to like do some weird massage to it.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: To work that on your knee?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: And then you run to the bathroom.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it right now. Let's see what happens.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, no. But I don't feel like your poop, I
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: don't think it's in that area.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Somehow it's all connected.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: Really? Yeah. Okay. I'll see you. Now the first thing
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: I'm going to do when I get home is massage
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: my knee.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: So this guy, Chris Blake, this is such a weird story.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Chris Blake Griffith on rumors that he and Stefan Diggs
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: were in a gay relationship. He's, I don't know who
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: he is. He's a good looking light skinned black guy.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Okay. And he's got tattoos from the neck down.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: Is he?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: And he's fit. Is he an athlete? Can you look
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: up who.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Chris Blake Griffith is, Drake? But I started to see
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: this story that he was either suing or saying that
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Stefan Diggs or something was like, had hit on him. Now,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Stefan Diggs is a professional football player and had Cardi
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: B's fourth child. Oh, okay. The dad of the fourth child.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if they're on or off or
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: if she hates them or if she's writing songs about
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: them or whatever. So I see him coming out and
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: someone's like, are you going to try to get money
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: from Stefan? And he's like, do you think I need money?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Look at this. And he has this big Hermes handbag.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, he's like some gay dancer or whatever.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Then he does this interview and Hollywood Unlock shares at work.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: He's like, I am not gay. I am straight and
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I'm a heterosexual. And the guy's like, okay, what happened
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: with Stefan Diggs? He goes, we were friends and we
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: would go and have like shopping day and there would
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: be all these girls and then me and we could
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: go in the store and buy whatever we wanted. But
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: the other guy friends of Stefan Diggs, they weren't shopping. Oh.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: So he's like, so now looking back, I'm like, why
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: was it that I got to buy stuff? Maybe he
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: was- pursuing it but i'm not gay this is the
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: weirdest fucking story ever so.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: They just went shopping together never got to a gay
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: sex or.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Anything he says no yeah so.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: So what's the story they went shopping together.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah what does he do that guy.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: I guess he's just a uh sports marketing executive oh
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: there you go this.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: This story is so like weird you know and Yeah,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: it is weird. You don't know when someone's just like
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: that rich and they're just like, yeah, go into Louis
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Vuitton and buy a purse.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Or a handbag. But then he held up that Aramay
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: bag and I'm like, are you? I mean, he looks
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: pretty gay to me.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: He looks like a gay look about him.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: He has a gay look.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: I mean, some people do. Some people do.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, this show I'm very excited for coming out. It's
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: called The Shards. And it's Los Angeles, 1981. It's by
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Brett Easton Ellis, who wrote Less Than Zero. He'd written
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: a bunch of other books and they were always about
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: rich kids in LA. When I read Less Than Zero,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: that's when I said, I want to.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: Go to USC. American Psycho too, he wrote.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: That one was Christian. I never even thought about college
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: or anything. I said, I want to go to this school, USC,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: that they're talking about where they party and all this stuff.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, And back then it was very much like, oh,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: you know, they shake their keys at the UCLA people
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: like we have BMW. And that never happened. But it
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: just was so like, you know, dumb. But anyway, so
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: they go to like a Buckley or Harvard Westlake or something.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: And there's a one of the and it looks like
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: there's some gay tension between two of the guys. And
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: then what somebody is like a serial killer. Oh, I
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: love like the era.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, me too.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, Menendez brothers, 80s, the fashion, the money.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: I don't think anyone nailed it that era, that person
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: you're talking about, quite like James Spader in Pretty in Pink.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: Him being like the douchebag friend of Andrew McCarthy.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: He would wear- Like a leisure suit to school.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: He would wear like a linen suit to school.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: And they lived in like the Midwest. It wasn't even
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: like they were living in LA. I'm like, why is
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: he wearing like a Ami Weiss.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: Like white- Yeah, it was pretty good.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: And he just acted like he was 40. He was like,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: you look like shit.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Take a shower.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: And then every time they walked into a party, people
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: were just like so cruel to her. Like, nice pearls, honey.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, they're so jealous of this girl that's like,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: not cute.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Like, I was kind of like, how? And like, you know,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: she's got something. You like her. And I'm like, no,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: like he's. He's screwing a girl who's 35.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know. It's like she's 35. Yeah.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. Well, speaking of being mean, I'm so excited.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: There is a remake of Stephen King's hit movie, Carrie,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: in a series called On Prime Video.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, they're going to do a series of Carrie?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a short series.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's worth it.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: And for those of you that don't know, Carrie was
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: a classic movie about a girl who it's a horror movie.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: She has like special powers. And she's a crazy religious
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Catholic mom. And she's like a super nerd. And she
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: wants to fit into the high school. And they're all
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: really fucking mean to her, but they act like they
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: like her. So she's so excited to like have friends.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: And then her powers take over. And it's a big ending.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: Well, they invite her to the prom.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin it for the people. Oh.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Ruin it? It's been out for 40 years.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: No, but maybe they want to watch. Well, the remake.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: John Travolta is the one who pours the, in the movie,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: it's John Travolta.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: And in the remake, which is great, is because in
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: the original, she's in the showers after P.E. Which, by
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: the way, at Mike, Catholic upbringing, we never had showers.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: We never took a shower. I only saw showers in
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: locker room scenes.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 5: In movies.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: In movies.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: Me too.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: I'm like, are people... And I always remember saying, how
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: does someone have time in seven.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: Periods of school, yeah.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: To go do PE, then completely change, take a shower,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: blow dry your hair, curl your hair, and lock up
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: your locker again. Like, I'm like... I need to know,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: did someone actually take showers after PE or was that
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: just for sports? How was their time to do that?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: I never did. But yes, I was always fascinated by
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: seeing it in movies too. Like Porky's, the whole thing
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: is based on people taking showers. You know what I mean?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: The whole movie is based on showers. And I never,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: I didn't think we had showers in my school.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: And so then she is in the shower and she
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: is 16 and she's a late bloomer and she gets
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: her period for the first time. And all the girls
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: just throw pads at her. And she doesn't even know.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Her mom never even told her what a period was.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: So anyway, in the preview trailer that I see, now
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: that it's modern day, all the mean stuff is on
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: the internet. Film, not social. So it's a million times worse.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: So she thinks something is fine and she comes to
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: school and everyone's like, all looking at their phone.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: So that looks really, really good.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: I'd watch that.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Another article came out where another massive Tarzana mansion party.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Your city.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: My neighborhood.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Shut down by LAPD. And so it was 2000 attendees.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: Which is crazy.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: It was some stream or something.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah. They have them like every weekend somewhere. I can't
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: really figure out where in Tarzana this is happening. It's
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: not on my block. Thank God. But- Yeah. It's, it's,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: I look, I see pictures.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: The backyard is so filled with people. You can't even move.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just so easy to get so many
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: people in this day and age.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Like that's why there was the, the tick tock takeover
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: at the beach and, And all of that. It's like,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: remember when you would like go to a party, it
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: would have to be like a flyer. You'd have to
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: like paste flyers somewhere or like call a bunch of
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: people and hope that they, like, this is just like, yeah,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: this is the address. Come on fucking down.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: And is it just somebody's house? I mean, they must
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: be destroying the house, right?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah. I think sometimes it's Airbnb. Sometimes it's
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: someone's house. I saw this Airbnb thing where the person
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: rented it. Which is like, I don't understand why this
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: doesn't happen more, but it was a really nice house
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: and the woman rented it to this French guy and
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: then he like extended it and was paying, but then
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: didn't leave.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Like squatted at the house?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, and this other Airbnb thing went kind of viral.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: This young couple, like they had a small average little
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: place that you pay like $ 200 a night for. They
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: did a video that went viral where they just ripped
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: on their- people that were there before. Oh. And they're like,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: oh my God, look at this. They moved the ottoman
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: from the couch. Like we specifically said in the instructions,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: you cannot move furniture. And then she opens the fridge.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh my God, they left these like frozen potatoes.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: And so all the comments are like, and this is
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: why we're done with Airbnb.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, I hate Airbnb. I hate it. It's just like,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: check in. Now the new thing is like, check in
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: at four, check out at 10. You know, so you
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: like lose two days more or less. And then it's like,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: put the laundry in. I'm like, get the fuck out
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: of here. I mean, I just had a place in Montauk, $ 1, 000
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: a night I played for. But, you know, I had
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: a bunch of people. So I can't go to hotels.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: It's the worst. Airbnb is the worst.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: On the day that you were leaving, how much work
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: was done before you could just walk out the door
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: with your suitcase?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: You have to do everything. I mean, you have to
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: like make the beds and stuff. You have to get
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: the house.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: You have to strip the beds, right? And start the laundry.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: They ask you to.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Start the laundry.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: This guy did. I mean, but some people are very
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: strict about it. They'll charge you a fee if you
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: don't do the laundry and make the beds and all
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: that stuff. It's crazy.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: I'm like, why wouldn't you just have an extra stack
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: of bedding? So when the woman comes, she just makes
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: up the bed and then washes the stuff. And by
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: the time she leaves and they fold it up for
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: the next time. Like if I was going to have
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: an Airbnb, that would be my selling point. You don't
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: have to make the beds. You don't have to do
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: the dishes. Just leave by noon. That's it. Right. Or
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: 11 or whatever.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: And they charge you a cleaning fee and then you
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: do the cleaning. And I'm like, what's the cleaning fee for?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: And they're like, oh, just a fee if you don't
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: do it.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: And the trash.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: I remember I got, there was a, we did an
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Airbnb with a bunch of girls and they were all
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: like type A's and there was such an argument about
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: where we were supposed to do the trash. Yeah. Like,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: do we bring it down to the end of the street?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: What day is it? What day do you do that at?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Cause it was like five days. Right. And it was like,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: if you miss that day, if you miss that day,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: like you gotta be, you better put it in your
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: car and like drive it down to a dumpster. Like
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: they were going to lose their fucking minds. And I'm like,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, you're right. Like we did a lot
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: of them during like COVID and, And I remember that
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: guy finally was like, you know what? I'm just like
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: cooking and cleaning too much. It's like, it's not a
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: good time.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: No, it's not fun.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: And then if you don't clean, then they can give
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: you a bad thing.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: My brother Airbnbs a place. And it's a nice one.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: And every now and again, I'll say, I'll go over
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: his house and I'll have a bunch of cereal. I'm like,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: where'd you get it? He goes, the Airbnb people left it.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: I don't think you're supposed to eat it. He goes, well,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: it's fine. So they took like one bowl out of it.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: It is kind of weird when you go to an
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Airbnb and you're like, and you open the cabinets and
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: you see like there's coffee or like salt and pepper
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: and you're like.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to use the ketchup. You get this
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: weird little like, but you get a little weird high
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: from it. You're like, oh my God. You're like, oh. Yeah.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Or like there's like a one beer or like a
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Diet Coke or something.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's my favorite.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: And you're like, all right. Let's go.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: We don't need ketchup. There's already ketchup in here from
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: the family that was here a month ago. We're good
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: on ketchup.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: It's so, we're so lucky to do any kind of vacation,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: but it is kind of like you go to a
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: hotel and then you're like, I don't like seeing all
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: these other bodies.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, like have that light in the bed?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: No. Like when you go to like a hotel and
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: you're in a hotel pool and you're like, it's like,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: you got like a lot of different people, a lot
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: of different bodies. And you're like, maybe I'm overseeing like
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: strangers bodies. But then you get a home, then you
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: get a, so then you're like, okay, I'll get my
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: own house. And then you're like, but I, I want,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: To be able to have breakfast done for me and
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: coffee and I don't want to clean up after. It's
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: like you can't have it all.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: In our Hawaii, we do Hawaii every now for Christmas
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: now with my wife's family. And I was so over
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: people's bodies by the end of Hawaii. I mean, that's
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: so funny you mentioned it. I never put it into
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: words until you said that. That's what it was. I
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: told my wife, I said, I don't know why I
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: hate this right now, but I hate this right now.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, recently we went to the beach and- It's just like,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: it seems sort of like weirdly invasive that I'm like
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: seeing someone basically like naked.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: And there was like a very like overweight boy.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: That had like boobs. And, you know, he was having
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: a fine time.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: Sure. But I was just like... You can have a
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: good time with big tits.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: It was just like the nipples were like.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah. That's tough.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: And it's like right in front of us. And I
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: was just like, this is like, I'm like thinking about
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: the whole thing. Like, what do you do with this kid? Yeah.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Kind of looks like a hereditary body, but could you
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: change his body at this point? Like, can you, you know,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: and they just want to have a good time at
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: the beach and we are all meant to enjoy the
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: beach together, but there's just something like.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: But there is a t-shirt. You could do the, you
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: could be t-shirt guy, you know, wet t-shirt guy. We
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: all have been at one time in our lives. He
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: could win the one-teacher contest. He could win. Big nipples
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: sticking out. Like, yes. This guy looks like Catherine Bach.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Chris, where are you going to be?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know. October is like I'm back at
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: it in October of coming to Vegas, coming to the
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: Brad Garrett Comedy Club in October, coming to a cool place,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: Signal Lounge, Gainesville, Florida. The Signal Lounge in Gainesville, Florida,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: October 16th. It's a Friday night. And then October 17th,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: Saturday night, Sidesplitters in Tampa, one of my favorite clubs.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: I love Tampa. Six o'clock show on a Saturday. It's
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: my favorite. It's already like almost, it's selling very quickly.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: So go get those tickets. I'm going to put everything
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: on frangiole.fun. Not on yet, but I'm going to get
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: everything up on frangiole.fun. So yeah, that's it. And then
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: a bunch more coming. I got a million dates throughout November, December, January, February,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: and blah, blah, blah.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, I do too. I have some dates.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Finally too in October.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: You're back at it, right?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Which I'm excited about.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: Good clubs.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: Everything's at heathermctall.net.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: Yes. You're doing Cobbs. You're doing that great new improv
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: in Desert Ridge. Yes. So nice. So nice. Yes.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: So those are close and fun.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, perfect. Yes.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Chris, and cover to cover.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: Cover to cover, we're having some drama over there. Over
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: on cover to cover.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: You had a little changes.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going through changes, yes.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: But, you know, the star of cover to cover.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: It was still me.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Is still you.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: Still going.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: And it's all fine. So did it all work out?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: Alex was my guy that would, you know, be basically
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: what Drake is doing. And we would, you know, he
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: was my co-host more or less. And he just, he's
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: leaving and left. He's gone now. So I got another guy.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: And we'll see how it goes. I mean, I start
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: again today. We're doing one as soon as I finish here.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, well.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: Back at it.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: I'll let you go. And cover to cover, Christopher Angiola.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: Follow him on Instagram. Check out his dates. He's.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: Doing it all.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: He does it all.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: He does it. Sometimes he gets a little grumpy.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, more than ever.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: More than, yeah.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: But I feel like I've been, like, now that I'm
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: not on the road as much, because I took the
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: summer off, the grump has gone a little bit.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: It's a rare occasion.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Some people said when you got a little grumpy, it
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: was kind of hot.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, people liked my, well, I was angry. Not grumpy,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: it was angry. Yeah, I know. People were into it,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: which I found very strange, you know?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: A lot of people are like, that's, God, I want
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: Frangelo to yell at me. And I'm like, oh, I didn't,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's like... As a guy who grew up
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: in a family that constantly yelled, it was constant yelling.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 5: It never was not. There was never not yelling in
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: the household. It's just something that comes naturally to me.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: I love it. We're going to go see The Odyssey tonight.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. I hear it's amazing. I haven't seen
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: it yet. Three hours or so. That's all right.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to bring my own pillow and blanket. And
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: I'm going to see if there's any other movies I
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: might want to sneak out to. Do you think I'll
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: really love it for three hours?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: I'm hearing this movie. I think it might be right
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: up your alley. And every time I say this, it's
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: a terrible movie and you hate me for it. I
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: immediately get a text from you like, what have you
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: done to me?
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: But it's this one that Olivia Wilde has directed.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: No, McKenzie said I would love it. If that's playing.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: It's only the four of them.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's playing at the same time. Yeah, it's about
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: a couple comes over and it's kind of like a
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: swinging type of thing. It's supposed to be so funny
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: and so clever. And I will give Odyssey a chance.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: I know it's supposed to be a great movie, but
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: it's three hours. But I did say, well, you know,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: if I'm really not feeling it, I could go sneak
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: into something else.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Check it out.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: All right. Love you.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: Bye.
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