Latest / Stugotz and Company / Set 2: Banana Ball (w/ Adnan Virk)
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- 0:04Speaker 1: The great ad Nan Burk is with us. I love him.
- 0:07Speaker 1: I love his smile. He is very uh, I don't know.
- 0:10Speaker 2: He's very peppy this morning, perhaps because of the NFL Draft.
- 0:14Speaker 1: He loved it.
- 0:14Speaker 2: He loved viewing it last night. He doesn't really care
- 0:16Speaker 2: about it. But Taylor, I'm not certain if you're aware
- 0:19Speaker 2: of this, ad Dan Taylor had a special special leavening.
- 0:23Speaker 1: He was invited to Chris Simms's house. Wow, to an
- 0:28Speaker 1: area that Chris calls the bar.
- 0:30Speaker 2: It's the house before you get to the actual house.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Okay, and he got.
- 0:35Speaker 2: To watch the draft with Chris Simms and Phil Simms.
- 0:39Speaker 1: How cool is that?
- 0:40Speaker 3: I mean, that's amazing, And you're right. First of all,
- 0:42Speaker 3: I really couldn't tell us about the draft. I tell
- 0:44Speaker 3: people all the time the exciting of names. If I
- 0:47Speaker 3: wanted to do that, I'd go to a committee meeting.
- 0:49Speaker 1: I'm good one that.
- 0:49Speaker 3: I like to watch actual sports. I was watching the Yankees,
- 0:52Speaker 3: Red Sox, the Buffalo Sabers against the Boston Bruins. I
- 0:55Speaker 3: watched the Nicks horrible loss.
- 0:57Speaker 1: There listen, I an Eagles fans.
- 0:59Speaker 3: Let me what we got was gonna go ahead and
- 1:01Speaker 3: do circles.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Everybody we got mikayle Le.
- 1:03Speaker 3: When we tramped together, we screwed over the Steelers.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Look great.
- 1:06Speaker 3: Hell all it help your flyers? Take it to the Penguins.
- 1:08Speaker 3: The Eagles are sticking to the Steelers. Battle of pensil money.
- 1:10Speaker 1: I love it.
- 1:11Speaker 3: I don't need to watch three hours of this. The
- 1:12Speaker 3: funniest thing to me I saw the headline today. They
- 1:14Speaker 3: shaved off a half hour the run time. That's unbelievable.
- 1:17Speaker 3: There's like a pitch clock down the draft. This is yes,
- 1:19Speaker 3: that's what they got. Things done by eleven thirty.
- 1:21Speaker 2: Remark Yes, yes, Greeney keeps it moving like no one
- 1:24Speaker 2: else in our business.
- 1:25Speaker 1: Man. I mean, I gotta tell you, but the green
- 1:27Speaker 1: Man knows that it worked.
- 1:28Speaker 4: The clock.
- 1:30Speaker 1: We've got a hard out here. Boys.
- 1:31Speaker 4: Let's go tell the Ravens to pick the Hayler.
- 1:34Speaker 3: If I was in your shoes, I would I would
- 1:36Speaker 3: cast us on all that stuff.
- 1:37Speaker 4: I was more interested in the Yankees Red Sox next.
- 1:39Speaker 1: Game, Savers.
- 1:40Speaker 4: If I get to watch the draft with Phil and
- 1:42Speaker 4: Chris Simms, sun me up.
- 1:43Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. So it's interesting.
- 1:45Speaker 2: He'll tell us a story about watching the next game,
- 1:47Speaker 2: because Sims told him.
- 1:48Speaker 1: Over his dead body so I don't know how.
- 1:49Speaker 2: He consumed it, because Draft Night in the Sims household
- 1:54Speaker 2: is like a fucking national holiday.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:57Speaker 2: So, like, I don't know, how did you navigate yourself
- 2:00Speaker 2: to watch?
- 2:00Speaker 1: Like how did you watch the game?
- 2:02Speaker 5: So I show up to the barn and there's Simms
- 2:04Speaker 5: was right, there was There was only one TV in
- 2:06Speaker 5: the barn, and.
- 2:07Speaker 1: I said, Sims Draft Night.
- 2:09Speaker 5: I said, Sims, what's the chances during commercials we could
- 2:13Speaker 5: flip back and forth to the next game. Yeah, he
- 2:16Speaker 5: gave me the double birds, I like.
- 2:21Speaker 2: With kickstands or non no no, so.
- 2:26Speaker 1: So add I I had planned for that.
- 2:29Speaker 5: So I DVRD on my YouTube TV the nixt game,
- 2:33Speaker 5: and for the most part I was successful avoiding spoilers.
- 2:37Speaker 5: I was staying off Twitter. Nobody in the room like this.
- 2:41Speaker 5: All they cared about was the draft. Yeah, somebody walks
- 2:45Speaker 5: into the barn and just goes Nick's lost.
- 2:49Speaker 1: Yeah it was Phil. It was Phil. It had to
- 2:51Speaker 1: be right.
- 2:51Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the problem with live sports too, Like people
- 2:57Speaker 3: talk about spoiler which it's impossible, right, if you stay
- 3:00Speaker 3: off Twitter, even if you turn your phone off, you
- 3:02Speaker 3: take an uber and the first thing the uber driver says, hey,
- 3:04Speaker 3: I'm at that LYTICX lost you. No, no, come on,
- 3:06Speaker 3: I was dB argued, you can't well with sports. It's
- 3:08Speaker 3: impossible to do. But Stu, I gonna be honest as
- 3:12Speaker 3: enamored as I am off Taylor wanted to watch the
- 3:14Speaker 3: next game.
- 3:15Speaker 1: It is true. It's the Sims household.
- 3:16Speaker 3: They are rules, and yes, your house and you have
- 3:19Speaker 3: NFL sun and okay, Stu, just to be a fair
- 3:20Speaker 3: comercial break, I gotta watch the Flyers.
- 3:22Speaker 1: You go take the Flyers and go fund yourself like right, yes,
- 3:25Speaker 1: my rules. Sorry.
- 3:27Speaker 3: The only way he could have done is if you
- 3:28Speaker 3: literally had a stop watch and go two minutes.
- 3:30Speaker 1: I'm gonna time it two minutes. I probably.
- 3:34Speaker 4: Even Nanny said no, I'd like to see all the.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Kerfuffling commercial breaks. That is it's my house, my rules.
- 3:39Speaker 2: I go to Tim Kirchin's house an opening day and
- 3:42Speaker 2: see if he wants to watch a hockey game, I mean.
- 3:47Speaker 3: Caps Penguins. Oh that's your prot gonna watch Go to hell.
- 3:51Speaker 3: We're watching the Marlins all nine innings.
- 3:53Speaker 1: All right. It is so hard.
- 3:56Speaker 2: Because I think for me and ad Nan growing up,
- 3:58Speaker 2: we used to do that.
- 3:58Speaker 1: All the time.
- 3:59Speaker 2: Maybe Mike ea as well where he used to tape
- 4:02Speaker 2: something and spend the entire day trying to avoid hearing
- 4:05Speaker 2: what the outcome was. And I'm surprised Taylor lasted that long.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Even in a barn where everyone's watching the draft, there
- 4:11Speaker 2: are still sports fans there who care about the knicks.
- 4:14Speaker 1: The last time I was able to pull.
- 4:16Speaker 2: It off, I can't remember the name of the horse,
- 4:18Speaker 2: but that horse was trying to win the preak this
- 4:20Speaker 2: and pull off the whole ground.
- 4:21Speaker 1: Yes, and I am telling you I taped that thing
- 4:24Speaker 1: and I avoided I add in, I turned the phone.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Off and I avoided any TV's.
- 4:29Speaker 1: For an entire day and got home and watched it.
- 4:31Speaker 1: I completely agree to do.
- 4:32Speaker 4: I still have VHS tapes of games.
- 4:34Speaker 1: Yes, this is fo I go. I did to record
- 4:36Speaker 1: the game.
- 4:36Speaker 3: I was doing whatever Eagles Giants big NFCS matches on CBS.
- 4:41Speaker 3: CBS Eagles Giants back Dick stocked him with the call
- 4:43Speaker 3: Leslie Visser who in sidelines it.
- 4:45Speaker 1: That was a big thing. I still I'm gonna watch
- 4:48Speaker 1: these things.
- 4:48Speaker 3: VHS tapes of games, Yes, Capodal Jay's Braves game.
- 4:54Speaker 1: I have the legendary John Starks two of eighteen or
- 4:58Speaker 1: one of eighteen. I have that game of VA I do.
- 5:02Speaker 4: Marv Albert's famous call at one point, you gotta stop shooting.
- 5:04Speaker 4: I was people forget tell you know this is a
- 5:07Speaker 4: Knicks guy.
- 5:08Speaker 3: Starks is great in game six, He's good twenty seven
- 5:11Speaker 3: in game seventy. But it wasn't for Starks who was
- 5:13Speaker 3: the heart and sould that team, but two of eighteen
- 5:15Speaker 3: oh ten from Downtown offense.
- 5:17Speaker 5: So even though the game got spoiled, have no fear.
- 5:20Speaker 5: I still went back and watched it later knowing the result.
- 5:24Speaker 5: Mike Brown is so lost, he is, that's so far
- 5:29Speaker 5: in over his head.
- 5:30Speaker 3: This is a great take by Taylor, So I want
- 5:32Speaker 3: to point this out as well.
- 5:33Speaker 1: Go ahead to I'm stealing the floor from you.
- 5:34Speaker 3: But this is a massive downgrade going from Tom Timbeau
- 5:37Speaker 3: to Mike Brown. First of all, in game two, call timeout,
- 5:40Speaker 3: like Mike, what are we doing here? Call a fricking time?
- 5:42Speaker 3: And then last night, how is Mitchell Robinson not in
- 5:44Speaker 3: the court? More like, this is an all defense lineup here?
- 5:47Speaker 3: Like I don't know, we played great? Right sprints it
- 5:49Speaker 3: at a better last you know possession there he turns
- 5:51Speaker 3: it over, but like Mike Brown is lost like, think
- 5:55Speaker 3: about what happened the next They had Timbodau, who's a
- 5:57Speaker 3: great coach. They fired him because Dolan's crazy. They couldn't
- 6:00Speaker 3: find a guy because they only wanted the job. They
- 6:02Speaker 3: hire Mike Briddy's a step.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Down Tailor six. But Mike Brown is not a good coach.
- 6:08Speaker 1: I'm with you, go ahead.
- 6:09Speaker 2: Just to be clear, he didn't have a time out there,
- 6:11Speaker 2: but the larger point is he needs a conservative time out,
- 6:14Speaker 2: so he does have a time out and that spot.
- 6:16Speaker 5: Yes, Mike stepped down, Mike Brown, Mike stepped out.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Mike stepped down.
- 6:27Speaker 2: I got a tailor, I got it, I know, but
- 6:29Speaker 2: it took us all like.
- 6:30Speaker 1: Me, and.
- 6:32Speaker 5: I mean an an MLB player, they're gonna get up,
- 6:36Speaker 5: you know, four times a game, they're gonna get up.
- 6:38Speaker 5: However many times a week, not every time they're gonna
- 6:41Speaker 5: get up.
- 6:41Speaker 3: Is going to be a hit practe Yeah, I mean, listen,
- 6:45Speaker 3: you gotta go ahead and get out there and do
- 6:46Speaker 3: what you gotta do.
- 6:47Speaker 4: But I'm just telling you right now, I did not
- 6:49Speaker 4: expect the Hawks.
- 6:50Speaker 1: I called Nixon five.
- 6:51Speaker 3: Which may have been a little aggressive, but now Nixon
- 6:54Speaker 3: six even looks a little dicey.
- 6:55Speaker 1: McCollum has been fantastic. The whole thing looks dicey.
- 6:59Speaker 2: I mean in them advanced into the second round.
- 7:00Speaker 3: Lo dicey, all of it look how good the vibes
- 7:03Speaker 3: were a here ago, Oh my god, the Nick's religion.
- 7:05Speaker 3: The next beat the Celtics. I still am increduits that
- 7:07Speaker 3: actually happened last year the Knicks beat the Celtics and
- 7:09Speaker 3: then obviously thought that when he gets the Pacers final
- 7:12Speaker 3: they lose against them. It happens at Game one obviously
- 7:15Speaker 3: a nightmare.
- 7:15Speaker 4: But this year, like, oh, Knicks will take that next step.
- 7:17Speaker 1: Especially because the fact Tatum was gone for much of
- 7:19Speaker 1: the year.
- 7:20Speaker 3: Now I know he's back with Brown, be like, oh,
- 7:21Speaker 3: is this gonna be the next year number three?
- 7:23Speaker 1: See blah blah blah.
- 7:24Speaker 4: Dude, if they lose the Hawks and six, that's embarrassing.
- 7:28Speaker 5: And and you said that your Hawks, your Nicks and
- 7:31Speaker 5: five pick was a stretch. I think my exact wording
- 7:34Speaker 5: was this might as well be a first round by
- 7:37Speaker 5: for the Knicks.
- 7:37Speaker 2: That's what he said, Yes, yeah, that's what he said.
- 7:40Speaker 3: That is presumptive hurrigance. I like a good you know,
- 7:43Speaker 3: I like a strong stand.
- 7:44Speaker 1: But that's not gonna age.
- 7:45Speaker 2: Well, I don't think, I mean, but who the hell
- 7:47Speaker 2: could have saw this company from C. J.
- 7:48Speaker 1: McCollum.
- 7:49Speaker 3: Let me come on, who exactly thought this McCallum is
- 7:57Speaker 3: the best guy out there on the court. By the way,
- 8:00Speaker 3: do I have to throw this takes to you? I
- 8:01Speaker 3: told you I wouldn't saw Flyers game Wednesday night.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Some driving.
- 8:05Speaker 3: We're so excited, you know, we get the Flyers jerseys.
- 8:08Speaker 1: I'm listening to w IP like you. I just love
- 8:09Speaker 1: good sports radio, especially of course, Hey.
- 8:11Speaker 3: I we're gonna get good two hours of Flyer stock
- 8:14Speaker 3: instead two hours of barrage.
- 8:16Speaker 1: Of Spike asking an Ike rease.
- 8:17Speaker 4: Now I'm thinking maybe Eagles NFL Draft.
- 8:20Speaker 3: No, I'm thinking, you know, maybe they're talking Phillies aking losers.
- 8:23Speaker 1: No, all sixers. The men of VJ.
- 8:26Speaker 4: Edgecomb talk I heard was just absurding.
- 8:30Speaker 3: The funniest color coas and goes, hey, this sixer Celtics
- 8:33Speaker 3: series for the best.
- 8:34Speaker 1: Six players are sixers. What do you think?
- 8:39Speaker 3: He goes, Brown and Tatum the other four all sixers. No, No,
- 8:42Speaker 3: that's not true. The sixers have for the best all
- 8:46Speaker 3: even thinking about the last Today's who the hell walks
- 8:48Speaker 3: around going you know what six or Celtics the sixers
- 8:50Speaker 3: have for the top six.
- 8:51Speaker 1: Players in that series. Yes, but they did their jobs.
- 8:54Speaker 1: That's what a sports.
- 8:55Speaker 2: Radio he is supposed to make you bound your head
- 8:57Speaker 2: against the steering wheel. And it was nicer them to
- 9:02Speaker 2: take a break from firing Nick Sirianni and get rid
- 9:04Speaker 2: of Jalen Rds. I mean exactly, it was a solid
- 9:07Speaker 2: two hours of six or beat the Celtics.
- 9:11Speaker 4: That could beat the Celtics. He's thirty.
- 9:14Speaker 1: They could beat the Celtics. I mean it's not in
- 9:16Speaker 1: a one game a piece. It is. Imagine if Embiid
- 9:19Speaker 1: was there.
- 9:20Speaker 3: Jeez, they started saying, well, if m Beider was there,
- 9:22Speaker 3: we had five to five of the top seven players.
- 9:26Speaker 3: About guy's the shell of himself. Now I'm the top seven. Wait,
- 9:30Speaker 3: so how was the hockey game?
- 9:32Speaker 2: I was surprised you brought your son to a hockey game,
- 9:34Speaker 2: which normally you would put the kids to sleep for.
- 9:37Speaker 3: So how was the experience? How was that hockey game?
- 9:40Speaker 3: So all of you feel free to chime in. We
- 9:42Speaker 3: leave the house. We here in North Jersey three point
- 9:45Speaker 3: thirty and I'm thinking, all right, normally it's an hour
- 9:47Speaker 3: fifty door to door, which is how much it took
- 9:49Speaker 3: to get home. But the traffic four to six, you know,
- 9:52Speaker 3: in that time frame. So I was gonna so we'll
- 9:54Speaker 3: get to the arena around six ish and from there
- 9:56Speaker 3: we'll figure out three forty six o'clock.
- 9:58Speaker 1: But this is that moment and all or of us know
- 10:00Speaker 1: what this is.
- 10:00Speaker 3: Like you get there, Mike is going to a Jets
- 10:02Speaker 3: game and he sees met light, but then all of
- 10:04Speaker 3: a sudden, it's just the parking, Like, how how long
- 10:06Speaker 3: were we going to inch forward just to park?
- 10:07Speaker 1: This is an hour? Right, like you think of this,
- 10:10Speaker 1: Lauren Hart, God bless America.
- 10:11Speaker 3: I gotta be there for that. I gotta be there
- 10:12Speaker 3: with the opening introductions. There's fires home playoff come in
- 10:15Speaker 3: eight years.
- 10:16Speaker 1: Like no. Eventually, I asked the cop who's directing traffic.
- 10:18Speaker 3: He goes, all right, go past the link because people
- 10:20Speaker 3: don't know Lincoln Financial Field sitsens Bank Park and Exfinity
- 10:23Speaker 3: is all one area.
- 10:24Speaker 1: So there's parking. Just gonna break the red spot, he says.
- 10:26Speaker 3: If you're going to a Phillies game and you're going
- 10:28Speaker 3: to a Flyers game, so all right, take it right, take.
- 10:29Speaker 1: It all right? Fine parking for twenty bucks, which is extraordinary.
- 10:33Speaker 3: As we're walking, a guy yells out to me and
- 10:35Speaker 3: shats as we're walking by.
- 10:36Speaker 1: He's hey, and he hands me a puck.
- 10:38Speaker 3: It's a signed cam York puck came up on the
- 10:40Speaker 3: defense of the Flyers.
- 10:41Speaker 1: I got my guys like, oh you and your son
- 10:42Speaker 1: going to a game again?
- 10:43Speaker 4: Who said Philadelphians aren't nights?
- 10:45Speaker 1: This is unbelievable. I start to walking. I gotta give
- 10:47Speaker 1: the guy something. All I had was ten bucks.
- 10:48Speaker 4: I go, hey, here's ten bucks, but I wish I
- 10:50Speaker 4: had a twenty on me.
- 10:51Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you. He said, oh,
- 10:53Speaker 1: you and your said here in a game.
- 10:54Speaker 3: It's great to see him, Like, all right, Philadelphia, let's
- 10:56Speaker 3: go brotherly love shasn are but to pass that weave
- 10:59Speaker 3: to peace so bad three hours, I think we're gonna
- 11:01Speaker 3: be a terninary tract infection.
- 11:02Speaker 1: We're running in there. My god, where's the bathroom? Please?
- 11:04Speaker 1: We're gonna face what if I just buddy, you can't
- 11:06Speaker 1: just pay on the street. There's literally eighteen.
- 11:08Speaker 3: Thousand people walking and you cannot take that kind of
- 11:09Speaker 3: a chance. We will definitely get arrested.
- 11:11Speaker 1: Get inside bathroom. He said, we're gonna get tenders. I go, buddy,
- 11:14Speaker 1: it's six fifty seven. I want to get to our seats. Now,
- 11:18Speaker 1: tenders first.
- 11:18Speaker 2: I'm like, can't not believe Tendy you're thinking, you're thinking
- 11:22Speaker 2: I should have put in the sleepy.
- 11:23Speaker 3: Jesus, I'm at the mergency of but nine year old's appetite.
- 11:27Speaker 3: I'm hungry, dad, wait till the first intermation. Come on,
- 11:30Speaker 3: all right, buck up, chicken, tenders and fries. Let's get
- 11:34Speaker 3: in there. Get the flyer's high video. Okay, God Bless
- 11:37Speaker 3: America's great. We enjoyed the game, had to blast and
- 11:39Speaker 3: on the way home it was an hour and fifty.
- 11:41Speaker 1: But here's the big question to all of you.
- 11:43Speaker 3: In that moment, there's that strong desire kind of going
- 11:45Speaker 3: to a Coldplay concert. How much do I record? How
- 11:49Speaker 3: much do I just enjoy the moment? So I was
- 11:51Speaker 3: record the open God Bless America, see a black and
- 11:54Speaker 3: orange crowd going insane, and then turn the phone off
- 11:57Speaker 3: and turn it on intermissions, because again, nobody knows what
- 12:00Speaker 3: you're doing.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Tailor doesn't know went of flyers.
- 12:01Speaker 3: Give me a text me going, hey, it's funny at
- 12:03Speaker 3: nine work, I'm like, I'm fronably at nine work.
- 12:05Speaker 1: I'm walking to rast with fistal liner right now, we
- 12:07Speaker 1: gotta do.
- 12:09Speaker 3: It's not scared to people to get mad at them
- 12:12Speaker 3: because they know what you're doing.
- 12:13Speaker 1: So just turn the phone off.
- 12:14Speaker 3: But you might miss something critical and at the end
- 12:16Speaker 3: you want to record some stuff.
- 12:17Speaker 1: Okay, how do you view that?
- 12:18Speaker 3: I just recorded it, started the game and only turn
- 12:21Speaker 3: the phone off during intermissions.
- 12:23Speaker 1: Go ahead.
- 12:23Speaker 6: I do not take my phone out during the game
- 12:26Speaker 6: for any reason. Nope, I don't need to record anything.
- 12:29Speaker 6: I want to remember remember it. I don't need to
- 12:32Speaker 6: record anything.
- 12:33Speaker 1: I'm totally with them on that. You have to enjoy
- 12:35Speaker 1: these moments, man, without your phone.
- 12:36Speaker 2: You just like, I understand why you would video some
- 12:40Speaker 2: of it, but most I mean, just watch the fucking game, man,
- 12:43Speaker 2: I mean Jesus with your eyes, not through the lens
- 12:46Speaker 2: of a phone. I mean, you know, stupid a two
- 12:50Speaker 2: minute power play recording it like this the entire time,
- 12:54Speaker 2: wasting your time doing this the whole time, right, didn't score?
- 12:57Speaker 1: I just did this for two minutes.
- 13:01Speaker 2: By the way, you picked the perfect band because I've
- 13:05Speaker 2: been to that concert and I'm torn, like, how much
- 13:07Speaker 2: of it?
- 13:07Speaker 1: Because it's so cool the visuals. I don't know what
- 13:09Speaker 1: to record it, what to just enjoy, And.
- 13:12Speaker 5: So I had this dilemma kind of yesterday when I
- 13:15Speaker 5: was at Chris Simms's barn, because I was like, oh,
- 13:17Speaker 5: I'm going to record I'm going to record Phil Simms
- 13:21Speaker 5: when the Giants make the pick so I could get
- 13:23Speaker 5: Phil Simms's reaction. And as I'm recording it before they
- 13:27Speaker 5: say the pick is in, I get a notification on
- 13:30Speaker 5: my phone iPhone storage is full. So now I'm scrambling
- 13:34Speaker 5: before the pick to try to go to my videos
- 13:36Speaker 5: to delete it. And I'm looking back to like some
- 13:38Speaker 5: of the Yankees and Knicks games I went to, and
- 13:40Speaker 5: I'm like, when was I ever going to go back?
- 13:42Speaker 1: And why did I film this? Right? Recording?
- 13:51Speaker 4: Imatin Phil Simms reaction.
- 13:52Speaker 3: He's surreptitiously being filmed, Like what I feel there's a
- 13:55Speaker 3: camera on me?
- 13:56Speaker 1: What do you mean? Phil? He just paramiz and I
- 13:57Speaker 1: feel like someone's recording didn't realize how old school Phil is.
- 14:02Speaker 1: Phil will rip his larynx out.
- 14:04Speaker 3: I mean, no, would absolutely murder him.
- 14:10Speaker 1: Does Phil know you were taping them?
- 14:12Speaker 3: I mean he was eating carrots, He was eating Garrett
- 14:16Speaker 3: all times he's crazy.
- 14:19Speaker 5: I was kind of just reporting from from the barn
- 14:22Speaker 5: and then so I was just I was just kind
- 14:23Speaker 5: of detailing what was going down.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you call it, filming Phil eating carrots.
- 14:33Speaker 2: Right, So it seems like your son enjoyed the game,
- 14:35Speaker 2: you not so much.
- 14:38Speaker 1: Yeah, he definitely had a blast.
- 14:39Speaker 3: I mean, I said, don't even bother going to school tomorrow.
- 14:41Speaker 3: It's fine, We're not gonna get home till twelve thirty
- 14:43Speaker 3: the more two hours drive home. The same thing is
- 14:45Speaker 3: he wanted a Porter Martone jersey. Again, for those who
- 14:47Speaker 3: aren't falling, Porter Marteau was the Fires number one draft pick,
- 14:49Speaker 3: nineteen years of age, got called a plate in the year.
- 14:51Speaker 1: He's been unbelievable.
- 14:52Speaker 3: Point of game player. We call the flyer story. I said,
- 14:55Speaker 3: Porter martone jersey were sold out. The guy's played ten games.
- 15:00Speaker 1: He sold out. Everyone's buying Porter bar Tone.
- 15:02Speaker 3: Jersey saying, oh my god, I'm looking around connect the Cotoria. Yeah,
- 15:05Speaker 3: we can't get a Porter Bartone jersey. There's like a
- 15:06Speaker 3: little mini stick. I go, all right, how much that
- 15:08Speaker 3: twenty five twenty five dollars for any stick?
- 15:12Speaker 1: For robbers? You people are robbers? Yes? Oh, fifth here's
- 15:15Speaker 1: the credit card. But Dad, I want want to I'm
- 15:19Speaker 1: giving you a piece of my mind. Here's a credit card.
- 15:21Speaker 3: Go have that dollars for ice cream and I get
- 15:26Speaker 3: the gritty cup though, right, I need to have the
- 15:27Speaker 3: Flyers cup. Okay, fine, thirteen dollars. Go ahead, So there's
- 15:32Speaker 3: twenty dollars parking and a free buck.
- 15:34Speaker 1: We still win. Put them the bed next time.
- 15:38Speaker 4: Hoot for Mike.
- 15:39Speaker 1: Yeah, but ex come next week, buddy. If we win
- 15:42Speaker 1: this series, docture for coming back together. That'll doctor, I'll cup,
- 15:47Speaker 1: that'll send you videos.
- 15:49Speaker 3: Another thing too, Mike, when you're there with your son
- 15:51Speaker 3: rather than your buddies.
- 15:52Speaker 1: Let's be honest.
- 15:53Speaker 3: If a little more better behavior can't if I'm oping Flyers.
- 15:57Speaker 1: Cheerleaders by when you look at out Sorry, sorry, nothing.
- 16:03Speaker 3: Being bibing and any substances, imagine do it hint of
- 16:05Speaker 3: a gummy the Jets game?
- 16:06Speaker 1: Are you kidding? Not going? It's the only thing that
- 16:09Speaker 1: gets me through.
- 16:12Speaker 3: You're not drinking, doing drugs, juggling women quite frank this
- 16:15Speaker 3: morning event.
- 16:15Speaker 1: That's not the same.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Yes, speaking of gummies, I think Mikey took a hundred milligrams.
- 16:19Speaker 1: Watching The Jets trap last night. He was. He was
- 16:24Speaker 1: so out of it. I was.
- 16:28Speaker 6: I was going, I was going to the Sims Barn
- 16:30Speaker 6: with Taylor four point thirty.
- 16:32Speaker 1: My kid brows up, and everybody's like, Nope, we can't.
- 16:35Speaker 1: We gotta we gotta lock it down. We gotta do
- 16:36Speaker 1: all this. You gotta do this.
- 16:37Speaker 6: I gotta take my wife, had to take my older
- 16:40Speaker 6: kid to his baseball stuff. I had to stay home
- 16:41Speaker 6: with the little one. And I'm sitting there going like
- 16:43Speaker 6: I can't go. And I'm sitting there going, now, I
- 16:46Speaker 6: have to watch the Jets ruin my life.
- 16:48Speaker 1: You know what? Pop one, pop two?
- 16:51Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just stared every Sunday.
- 16:57Speaker 3: Mikey is thrilled he has kids. If I reason not
- 17:00Speaker 3: to watch the Jets draft, I got the kids. Sorry,
- 17:03Speaker 3: I'd like to watch this to be miserable, but I
- 17:05Speaker 3: have other people go.
- 17:06Speaker 5: And then I could tell that Mikey a wasn't in
- 17:08Speaker 5: the right headspace because on radio we did bold takes
- 17:12Speaker 5: for the NFL Draft, and Mikey's bold take was that
- 17:15Speaker 5: there would be about ten to twelve trades in the
- 17:18Speaker 5: NFL Draft. First in the first round, first up. I
- 17:21Speaker 5: looked on average, there's eleven trades in the first round.
- 17:24Speaker 5: I did not know that, so ten to twelve doesn't
- 17:26Speaker 5: even seem that bold. It's just an average, right. But
- 17:29Speaker 5: then every time there was a trade, mikey A would go,
- 17:33Speaker 5: that's another one, that's another, that's another one. Yeah, but
- 17:36Speaker 5: nobody knows what the total number is. He that's another one.
- 17:41Speaker 5: I looked up. There was eight trades.
- 17:43Speaker 1: Yes, way way below his bold prediction.
- 17:46Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, another.
- 17:51Speaker 3: Question the floor. So we have agreed unanimously and go
- 17:53Speaker 3: to a game. Just watch the game.
- 17:55Speaker 1: The whole issue of group text still.
- 17:56Speaker 3: If I'm watching the drafts on to watch the draft,
- 17:58Speaker 3: I don't want to watch my phone watch Aymon's reaction to
- 18:00Speaker 3: the draft. But this is part of the show, so
- 18:02Speaker 3: I want to kind of in real time react to
- 18:04Speaker 3: it as it happens.
- 18:05Speaker 4: Spots on group text while watching.
- 18:07Speaker 1: A sporting event, I can't stand them. Leave me alone.
- 18:09Speaker 1: I don't like group text in general. Forget about what
- 18:11Speaker 1: they were. You don't like people. No, no, no, listen,
- 18:15Speaker 1: like listen.
- 18:16Speaker 2: Not everyone in the group is up for a conversation
- 18:18Speaker 2: at the same exact time, And so like I'm on
- 18:20Speaker 2: the radio doing a show and my friends are texting
- 18:23Speaker 2: me about I don't know, Lord knows what candy And
- 18:26Speaker 2: it's like, I'll.
- 18:30Speaker 1: Get a fucking job. So do you leave the group text?
- 18:33Speaker 1: Do you mute it? Or you just ignore it? And
- 18:35Speaker 1: they go eventually I just ignore it. You ignore it
- 18:38Speaker 1: or block it? Eventually it is great.
- 18:39Speaker 2: Block feel like, oh my god, this is not not interested.
- 18:42Speaker 2: I want them a tumbo finger as a blocking emoji.
- 18:45Speaker 2: I do you just wagged the finger?
- 18:51Speaker 3: I don't mind a group text again if it's work related,
- 18:53Speaker 3: so to speak, if Taylor was like, hey, what do
- 18:54Speaker 3: you hot on.
- 18:55Speaker 1: For tomorrow show? But then and Taylor would never do this.
- 18:57Speaker 3: If you then fall up and like, so, how's everything
- 18:59Speaker 3: else going?
- 18:59Speaker 5: Like?
- 18:59Speaker 4: What we having any conversation?
- 19:01Speaker 1: No? No, what else is new? No? No, no, this
- 19:04Speaker 1: is not what else is new? Making information?
- 19:06Speaker 4: We're leaving each other alone, don't call me to find it.
- 19:09Speaker 1: What else is new? Nothing added?
- 19:12Speaker 2: I think you'll like this because Taylor has an idea.
- 19:15Speaker 2: Taylor is stealing ideas from soccer.
- 19:18Speaker 1: And he's doing it just to get it to go viral.
- 19:20Speaker 1: That's all he really cares about.
- 19:21Speaker 2: He wants to upset. He wants to upset fans here
- 19:24Speaker 2: and make fans in Europe happy. I think I'm not
- 19:27Speaker 2: certain exactly what it is he's going for. He's just
- 19:29Speaker 2: going for clicks, okay, but he does have a good
- 19:31Speaker 2: idea from soccer that he wants to bring over to
- 19:34Speaker 2: the United States for hour sports.
- 19:35Speaker 1: So Taylor, go ahead and add in your idea.
- 19:38Speaker 5: Yeah, add So the idea is players being able to
- 19:41Speaker 5: go on loan because teams like the Yankees and the
- 19:45Speaker 5: Dodgers have a lot of money. Teams like the Marlins
- 19:48Speaker 5: and the Pirates need money. So if the Pirates put
- 19:51Speaker 5: their hands up and say, hey, Paul Skins is under
- 19:54Speaker 5: team control until twenty twenty nine, but the Dodgers will
- 19:57Speaker 5: pay US forty million dollars this year. Yeah, have Paul
- 20:01Speaker 5: Skins for the year, and they'll pay Paul Skiings as salary.
- 20:05Speaker 5: Maybe the Pirates can then reinvest that money to build
- 20:09Speaker 5: a better roster that keeps Paul Skins their long term.
- 20:12Speaker 1: Win win about a second.
- 20:14Speaker 3: So the guy is under contract with the Pirates, but
- 20:16Speaker 3: he's just on loan for the season to the Dodgers,
- 20:18Speaker 3: so he can.
- 20:19Speaker 2: Whenever the Pirates feel like they're out of it, they're
- 20:21Speaker 2: aut of attention, they want to take the money.
- 20:23Speaker 1: Yes, they can loan that pitcher Paull skiing.
- 20:25Speaker 2: The best pitcher of baseball to the best team in
- 20:27Speaker 2: baseball for forty million dollars.
- 20:29Speaker 3: Yes, gotta be honest. Not a terrible idea. I know,
- 20:31Speaker 3: I love it.
- 20:32Speaker 4: Yes, I thought it was at the start of the season.
- 20:35Speaker 3: I go, that's not fair. Pitch was already giving up.
- 20:37Speaker 3: But like you said, it's July thirty, first trade deadline.
- 20:40Speaker 3: You go, we're not going anywhere. We're eight games under
- 20:42Speaker 3: five hundred thirty million dollars.
- 20:44Speaker 4: The only thing is this, you's gonna.
- 20:45Speaker 3: Make sure that guy would invest the thirty million dollars,
- 20:47Speaker 3: right right.
- 20:47Speaker 1: The only one is you can't just pockety yeah right,
- 20:50Speaker 1: I'll look around. He was available. Oh nothing, okay, just
- 20:52Speaker 1: put in my pocket. No, you have to spend the money.
- 20:54Speaker 1: You have to the money. I'm in favor of it.
- 20:56Speaker 1: Good rule change today. Way.
- 20:57Speaker 2: But what if Skeins gets hurt while pitching for the Dodgers,
- 21:00Speaker 2: Who's on the hook for the remainder of the contract.
- 21:02Speaker 3: I mean a point, he gets hurt, Tommy John done.
- 21:04Speaker 3: The next season, Rodgers absorbed the risk.
- 21:07Speaker 2: It goes to sixty million, and they only win the
- 21:10Speaker 2: World Series in five games.
- 21:11Speaker 1: The donors.
- 21:14Speaker 3: By the way, I gotta mention Ste's Mets horrific twelve
- 21:17Speaker 3: game loser sheet, but thank you one back to back games, yes,
- 21:20Speaker 3: that's her back. No team ever in baseball histories, and
- 21:22Speaker 3: during a twelve game losing streak, and come back to
- 21:24Speaker 3: when the playoffs and who is to blame? You think
- 21:26Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Trump, Ma'm Donnie.
- 21:28Speaker 4: I love the Yorks, but they're on twelve.
- 21:31Speaker 3: Since he shook mister Mett's hand, he hugged missus Met,
- 21:35Speaker 3: they had him appressor.
- 21:37Speaker 1: They asked him about a press conference. He's got nothing
- 21:41Speaker 1: more important. Don's wearing it right now.
- 21:45Speaker 4: Not Carlos Mendoza, not David, not Steve Cohen.
- 21:51Speaker 1: God and man, I got to ask you about this.
- 21:54Speaker 6: You mentioned taking your kids to the Flyers game, and
- 21:57Speaker 6: I made him a decision. I thought I was being
- 21:59Speaker 6: a good dad, and then Taylor and Stu they've been
- 22:02Speaker 6: giving me shit about it. Tonight, I'm taking my kids
- 22:05Speaker 6: to the Savannah Bananas at Yankee Stadium. Yeah, and you,
- 22:08Speaker 6: being the baseball purist that you are, I want your
- 22:12Speaker 6: thoughts on the whole Savannah Bananas thing.
- 22:16Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let you down.
- 22:17Speaker 4: Mike I'm not a fan of it, as come.
- 22:20Speaker 1: On, man. Taylor flatly said no when he was invited.
- 22:24Speaker 3: I got said I don't get it, but I have
- 22:26Speaker 3: to admit this. I have to credit my buddy Jake Peevey,
- 22:29Speaker 3: former Sign Award winner. He was the first Major League
- 22:31Speaker 3: Baseball beraup. I'm not mistaken who said I'm in on
- 22:33Speaker 3: the bananas and you'd be like what And listen.
- 22:35Speaker 1: Peevy's about his old schools of cats like Rick Suckcliffe.
- 22:37Speaker 4: Snorting away like angry, fuming on game day.
- 22:40Speaker 1: Don't speak to me.
- 22:41Speaker 3: You know, no wives on road trips, that kind of guy.
- 22:43Speaker 3: The fact he's into all the theatrics in fun is crazy.
- 22:45Speaker 3: And I have to bet like these guys are wildly popular.
- 22:48Speaker 3: They sell out more than like some major league teams.
- 22:51Speaker 1: It's unbelievable, sold out Fedway Park.
- 22:54Speaker 3: I'm like, what Fedway Park thirty eight thousand strong to
- 22:58Speaker 3: just watch a guy like do handstands while he's pitching,
- 23:02Speaker 3: and it's wildly popular.
- 23:04Speaker 1: I credit you.
- 23:05Speaker 3: You're a great dad for taking the kids pass.
- 23:07Speaker 1: I'm with Taylor.
- 23:08Speaker 3: If you send to me free ticket, but they can
- 23:10Speaker 3: stand him, I go, I'm okay.
- 23:13Speaker 6: That was actually a conversation with Taylor. It's like a
- 23:15Speaker 6: Taylor might have an extra one. He goes, yeah, I'm
- 23:17Speaker 6: busy doing anything else. But it's funny you mentioned all
- 23:21Speaker 6: that about, you know, the concessions and the merchandise. So like,
- 23:25Speaker 6: if I take my kid to a Yankee stadium, he
- 23:27Speaker 6: wants an Aaron Judge jersey, I'm like, a, all right,
- 23:28Speaker 6: it's Aaron Judge go to Savannah Bananas and he wants
- 23:31Speaker 6: a Savannah Banana jersey. I'm like, I don't even know
- 23:33Speaker 6: who the hell that guy is. I'm not buying you
- 23:35Speaker 6: an eighty dollars yellow jersey because we happen to go there.
- 23:39Speaker 3: I completely agree. It's different rules for different sports. You're
- 23:42Speaker 3: right when you take your son because it's a rare experience.
- 23:44Speaker 3: You go to a game whatever you want. But like
- 23:46Speaker 3: you said, Judge Jersey, it's cool, it's special Savannah eighty bucks. No,
- 23:50Speaker 3: even the food should be down, Like if it's twenty
- 23:52Speaker 3: bucks for chicken sandwich. Sorry, pal, we should have packed
- 23:54Speaker 3: some more m and ms in our pockets.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Kittles, I'm not paying twenty bucks for sandwich.
- 23:59Speaker 4: That's how it goes.
- 24:00Speaker 1: It's the bananas.
- 24:01Speaker 3: They're not worth They're probably worth time, they're not worth
- 24:04Speaker 3: the food.
- 24:05Speaker 1: I agree, I regret this decision.
- 24:09Speaker 4: How much real the tickets?
- 24:10Speaker 1: You don't want my ask of Mike, I'm just curious.
- 24:12Speaker 6: Oh no, I got I got face value lottery. They
- 24:15Speaker 6: do keep the prices down, and it's only forty dollars
- 24:17Speaker 6: a ticket, which.
- 24:18Speaker 1: Is I mean you go to a Yankee game that's
- 24:21Speaker 1: double yeah? Yeah.
- 24:23Speaker 2: And then so you know I made just going back
- 24:25Speaker 2: to the Mets for a second, I have made Taylor
- 24:27Speaker 2: the Commissioner of Baseball who has a weird power of
- 24:31Speaker 2: being able to eliminate teams from playoff contention even though
- 24:35Speaker 2: there's one hundred and forty games to go in the season,
- 24:39Speaker 2: and he has said the Mets are out of playoff contention.
- 24:41Speaker 1: I know they've won two straight.
- 24:42Speaker 2: This was on the heels of them losing twelve or
- 24:45Speaker 2: thirteen straight, and then they lost Lindor for.
- 24:47Speaker 1: An extended period of time, even while wedding. So he's
- 24:50Speaker 1: eliminated them from playoff contention. Yeah.
- 24:52Speaker 3: Speaking of sports stock rator Craig Carton was just I
- 24:55Speaker 3: guess the other day I was driving I listened to
- 24:57Speaker 3: the fan yes crushing Francisco Indor in the midst of
- 25:00Speaker 3: the eleven game losing streak, he hit a three run
- 25:03Speaker 3: home run and then put on like this jacket. He's like,
- 25:04Speaker 3: talk with a guy who's not focusing the right things.
- 25:07Speaker 3: Right now, you've lost eleven straight games. Don't worry about
- 25:09Speaker 3: your outfit and the home run celebration.
- 25:12Speaker 1: We're in a freaking game. Then you can do what
- 25:14Speaker 1: the hell you want.
- 25:15Speaker 3: It just doesn't make any sense, and you're right for
- 25:17Speaker 3: them to win back to back games. But Lindor now
- 25:19Speaker 3: capstream they go, well, nothing serious, but he'll be out
- 25:22Speaker 3: a significant amount of time.
- 25:23Speaker 1: Say that to me again, nothing serious.
- 25:25Speaker 3: He'll be out a significant amount of time, nothing curious
- 25:28Speaker 3: in ten days.
- 25:29Speaker 1: Significant sends me like a month.
- 25:31Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, significant in six weeks. They just lost
- 25:38Speaker 3: twelve straight games. He's their best player. That seems like
- 25:40Speaker 3: a problem.
- 25:42Speaker 5: And then my point with the Mets was that their
- 25:44Speaker 5: vibes were so bad even before the losing streak, Like
- 25:47Speaker 5: you have Lindor and and Soto where it seems like
- 25:50Speaker 5: they hate each other, they don't interact with each other.
- 25:53Speaker 5: Then the losing game streak happened. Then your stat happened
- 25:56Speaker 5: where no team has ever made the playoffs after losing
- 25:59Speaker 5: twelve straight games. So that first game against the Twins,
- 26:02Speaker 5: I made a must win. So once they lost the
- 26:04Speaker 5: must win, they were eliminated and Stu. I don't know
- 26:06Speaker 5: if you saw, but before that game they asked Juan Soto, Hey, like,
- 26:12Speaker 5: have you been talking to the team during their road trip?
- 26:14Speaker 5: They're really struggling. They might need you to talk to him.
- 26:17Speaker 5: Was like, haven't talked to him?
- 26:21Speaker 1: And his reason why is they've been on the road. Yeah,
- 26:23Speaker 1: oh it is this reason.
- 26:25Speaker 3: Yes, Boads, you can text, you can FaceTime, you consider
- 26:28Speaker 3: ig messages.
- 26:28Speaker 1: The guy have talked to been on the road. Yeah,
- 26:30Speaker 1: he only does it at home, right next to the
- 26:32Speaker 1: door hanging there. Buddy, chin up.
- 26:34Speaker 4: You can't do that.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Do you have one hundred and sixty five million dollars?
- 26:37Speaker 1: I can't give a word of acouragement. Tell you teammates
- 26:39Speaker 1: because they're on the road. He's just cashing checks every
- 26:43Speaker 1: two weeks.
- 26:43Speaker 3: So he wanted care like he's driving, is driving and
- 26:49Speaker 3: they're on the load right when they're on the road.
- 26:50Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, then I think get Wi Fi.
- 26:54Speaker 4: But that's your reasoning.
- 26:56Speaker 1: Yeah, put a bad teammate.
- 26:59Speaker 2: I just we'll get you out here in a second.
- 27:01Speaker 2: We had Bob Holman. This is You're gonna love this.
- 27:04Speaker 1: You know who.
- 27:05Speaker 2: Bob Holeman is, the voice, the legendary voice of the
- 27:07Speaker 2: Atlanta Hawks. Right, we had him on right before games.
- 27:11Speaker 2: We had him on yesterday before Game three. We should
- 27:13Speaker 2: get his final call. He you know, he let Nick
- 27:16Speaker 2: fans have it on the way out Madison Square guarded
- 27:20Speaker 2: after that Game two loss. You love that from your
- 27:23Speaker 2: local broadcaster. That's exactly the way he should be calling games.
- 27:27Speaker 2: And here's the funny thing that happened had Dan we
- 27:29Speaker 2: had him on, Taylor didn't want to have him on,
- 27:32Speaker 2: and then what happened along the way is Taylor fell
- 27:34Speaker 2: in love with Bob Holman.
- 27:41Speaker 1: Steve Holeman. Oh, Steve, I'm sorry, Steve Holeman. I was
- 27:47Speaker 1: thinking of Bob Holtzman, Bob. I was literally googling it
- 27:51Speaker 1: to make sure I was right.
- 27:52Speaker 2: No, I had to, in my bad Steve Oleman, replace
- 27:55Speaker 2: everything I just said with these two words.
- 27:58Speaker 1: Steve Holman, not Bop