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Cyberpunk2077 - Flaming-Crotch Men vs The Audracaldos · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Hello, Hello, Hello, Welcome back to Gateleapers, an absolute mammoth quality
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  episode for you. This time we were joined by Aaron and Oggie of Because
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  Fuck You That's Why, the only other independently produced British style panel show podcast
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  that we know of. There's probably a few more out there, we just
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  haven't found them yet. I'm gonna say it, absolute match made in heaven
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  this collaboration. I'm so excited for you to hear it, both of them
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  on Absolute top form. It's chock full of laughs this episode. I know
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  it feels a bit redundant to say that upfront, and the comedy should speak
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  for itself, but my goodness, what a what a collaboration. If you
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  We had an absolute blast. Maybe start with that one. And then you
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  know, just keep binging, keep listening, give them a five star rating,
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  all that good podcast stuff. And as you can tell from the episode
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  title, we leaped into the world of cyberpunk twenty seventy seven with them and
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  had we had such a laugh in the whole cyberpunk genre. Whether you're a
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  fan of cyberpunk or not, there's something to be found for you in this
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  episode, for sure. But if you are a fan of cyberpunk and you
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  have a sense of humor, this might be the most perfect two hours of
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  at the start, the words I'm saying right now, even though most people
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  thanks for listening. Anyway, to share this episode with a friend, a
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  loved one, a family member, someone you hate, why not could be
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  a bit bit of revenge in some way. I don't know. I don't
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  know. I'm tired. I've had three coffees today, but I'm tired.
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  So I'm going to end this introduction and throw it over to the full Gatesleaper's
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  crew and two thirds of because fuck you That's why. As we leap into
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  the world of cyberpunk, Hello, and welcome to gate Leapers, the pop
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  culture game show that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games
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  master and CEO of the Arisaka Corporation, Matt Watson. But of course we
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  couldn't play these games without our captains, a pair of singular character blank canvases
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  that make for great video game protagonists. First, she's neither cyber nor punk,
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  but according to this algorithm, her predicted year of death is twenty seventy
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  seven. It's oldra Stephenson. Incredible. My grandma lived to ninety five eighty
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  seven might make it a bit further. Yeah, incredible, and he's an
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  expert at edge running. It's Jason Nowen. What's up? Chooms, how's
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  it going? I'm ready? Hello, captains? Are you ready for a
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  series of games set in a contemporary open world video game that began life as
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  a tabletop APPG what I had no idea. I had no idea that that
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  was true. And no I'm not because I'll be honest here. The context
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  of this episode is that Cyberpunk seventy seven is a video game. Yes,
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  I've never played it. I wasn't interested in it. We have a friend,
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  Chris Reagan. He plays it a ton. Yeah, and everything I
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  know about Cyberpunk is generally from him. Okay, due to friendship. Yeah,
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  yeah, just due a friendship. That's yeah. An older is a
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  similar situation for you. Yeah, I've never played it. I was looking
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  at like the cyberpunk genre and there were a couple of things on there that
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  I was like, oh shit, I've read that. Oops, that's actually
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  that's post cyberpunk. I know. Yeah, I think before a show show
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  notes, Before this episode, we had a small discussion of what is cyberpunk
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  versus cyber gough and doesn't even matter really Okay, okay, okay, I
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  just wanted to throw our rentom works. I'm feeling combative. Yeah, it
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  feels appropriate for the situation. Yeah, and as a as a young millennial,
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  I've got to ask when cyber emo gonna have its time? Um well,
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  it honestly sounds like you both need a little bit of help. Yeah,
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  yeah, for sure. Um So, to play these games about cyberpunk,
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  you'll each need to bring a sexy, augmented mercenary to do all of
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  the shooting for you. Jason, who is your teammates today? He's a
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  podcaster, a storyteller, and a massive stoner. It's Uggie of because fuck
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  you, that's why. Hello, Auggie, welcome to the podcast. Yeah,
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  how's it going? Thank you for having me, Thanks for being here.
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  How you doing men, I'm doing great. I'm kind of hoping you're
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  something of a cyberpunk twenty seventy seven expert based on what our captains have just
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  been. Definitely in comparison that the grand scheme of things. Sure, yeah,
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  I love that. Everything's relative. Good you played it, I mean
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  that's a that's a great start. Are you a big fan of the game,
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  Yeah, I am. I like the story, I really do,
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  and I like the characters Eve oh yeah, super y. Were you can?
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  I ask Aggie were you there? Because we're probably gonna talk about this
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  some time in the episode, might as well be here. Were you guys
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  there since launch? Because for those who don't know, Cyberpunk was it's it's
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  start as a video game was filled with controversy and kind of for those who
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  live in the video game world, very like reminiscent of No Man's Sky with
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  bad launch support and buggy issues from a Triple A game, very lading question.
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  Yeah, like, were you guys there from the start or like did
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  you come into it later? What were your thoughts if you were from the
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  start? I'm just interested. I was there from the start. I think
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  I even pre ordered the game if I remember. I don't know if then
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  canceled it and then got it again. Anyway, it's just the whole version
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  it. But yeah, I was there when it was all buggy. I
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  honestly, it's kind of weird for me because I had that kind of weird
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  moment of either I was just too high to care or the luckiest son of
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  a bitch in that in Night City. But I didn't really run into bugs
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  until like, wow, what a few months down the line when really started
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  becoming a problem. And then after a while and just like stopped playing it
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  for a while, and then I'm back in it and play the shit out
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  of it for hours where it was supposed to be. Yeah, I think
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  I've run into more bugs now than I actually have at launch. Channger to
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  say, but but you still love it, you still know I still enjoy
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  it, like despite all the bugs, like not a lot of them are
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  game breaking, So but I'm a kind of guy that's played a lot of
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  like Fallout and like New Vegas and stuff. Every game's got its bugs,
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  even the bad well even the really good games have like the worst bugs.
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  It you get past it at some point, okay, okay, all right,
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  no, g you know G Yeah, I like I like my aunts.
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  I saw you're trying to trip up a game of that trying I wanted
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  to if Aggie was there. I wanted to celebrate the fact that he's an
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  og. Yes, he's stayed with it. You know, he's not a
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  bandwagon. You know, it's absolutely like me. Yes, yes, okay,
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  perfect stuff. Let's move on. If it's Ultra who is joining you
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  today. He's a podcaster and a fellow games master who Matt is really trying
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  very hard to impress, because fuck you, that's why. Hello, what
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  what kind of gonk do you take me for? Matt? Because I am
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  one hundred percent gonk, So you're absolutely right, like I am absolutely pure
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  beef gonk is what I am. So it's the exceptional all gonk all the
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  time. Hi, yes, Hi, I am trying just as hard to
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  impress Matt andre and Jason gately Brews as he might be to impress me.
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  I guess that's why. Um yeah, so no luck. Yeah, I've
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  said this price before, but game recognized game Oh I mean genuinely, I've
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  never heard him use those words in that order. Okay, so compliment,
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  yes, yeah, definitely, I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll
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  take it. I'm a massive, massive fan of your podcast as a very
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  recently I'm obsessive panel shows. Hence White this is happening, and you've been
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  doing this for longer than us. You your elder statesman miracle. But we
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  we should not like hold that particular crown because no, none of us are
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  from Britain, where the panel show originated, and blew up him an actual
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  popular thing. We stole it from the British like Americans have done for century,
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  so you know it's proud of it. So there's always a tiny bit
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  of shame in this in our in our pin with no no as a as
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  a soon to be proud Anglo American, I've got to play both sides and
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  say we've now stolen you, so the greatest, that's the greatest of literally
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  stole a full British person. Uh yeah, no, super excited. As
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  for my cyberpunk of Bona Fides, I used to be part. I used
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  to be part of the gag dot com stream team. Uhh. I was
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  literally given a free copy at launch boring, and I'm feel confident I played
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  the living shit out of it and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Like I don't
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  know if it was because it was the PC version or what, but I
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  didn't experience the bugs that everyone else was talking about. Like Augie, my
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  playthrough was fine. I had a great time and I absolutely loved it.
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  I didn't see what the hell everyone was complaining about, um, how do
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  we get free copies of games? Matt? How do we do that?
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  I mean, for me, the secret is knowing somebody. The only reason
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  I got on the Go come stream team is because a buddy of mine was
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  also on it and he said, what about art? I'm like, all
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  right, you know I will. I will shill for a company in exchange
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  for free games. Yes, an if any happened to be listening now,
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  I will still do the same. Yeah. Yeah, for Cyberpunk twenty seventy
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  eight, or what if you're gonna call the Yeah, there you go.
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  All right, well fantastic. I'm glad you've both played the game. That
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  makes me feel so much more confident about the next ninety minutes. Yeah.
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  I wouldn't call myself an expert by any means, but I have played the
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  game multiple times compared to these two. Well, before we move on,
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  I want to give a quick shout out to Stevie, the third member of
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  because fuck you. That's why now we can skip him. He couldn't be
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  bothered to show up. Forget that guy. He's he's off in Florida visiting
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  his parents or some nonsense lame being a good family member. Yeah, gross,
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  but very much looking forward to a to a future episode we have planned
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  between between our two podcasts with featuring all six of us. I'm but for
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  now, this is cyberpunk, and so first I'm going to need some team
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  names, some corporate branding for each of you to very much match the cyberpunk
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  world. So we'll begin with Jason and Oggie. I would like a cyberpunk
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  twenty seventy seven themed team name. Please, all right, age, I'll
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  start just to give you time to think if you haven't thought of team names,
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  also because these are bad, and I know that I thought of I
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  thought of h I like, I like, I don't like this actually,
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  uh you're gonna say anyway, yeah, baby baby chums. I just like,
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  I just like I just love the word chum. I just love that
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  so much. Baby. Yeah. I thought of the silver hand, like
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  baby tumors. Yeah, honestly, I still thought that's what he was saying.
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  Oh, I was like, okay, bit bit on a comedy podcast
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  to bring up pediatric cancer tumors. MS, Okay, that's so that's bad,
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  that's not it. We know that I thought of the silver hands because
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  Keanu Reeves. But that's also like a faction in Skyrim, so that's not
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  great. Okay. Yeah, and then I also like, just this is
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  a very plain and boring one. But cyber psychos, the cyber psychos.
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  Oh, that's a good one. No, I do like baby chumers,
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  though we can make a better vibe, like our name could be Okay,
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  comma baby tumors to come off. Look, I'm just not understanding the American
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  accent. I genuinely don't know what the word could be if not tumors.
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  No, it's chue. No, because they call each other chum in the
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  in the cyberpunk world. Okay, they call each other the chumb Yeah,
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  baby boomers. I knew this was. It's a term of endearment, not
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  a cancer diagnosis. Okay, A man, I don't know. I mean
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  I got one. Yeah, going okie, Flaming Crotchman, I'm gonna guess
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  that's a reference, is something, and if it is, yes, I
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  love I need very little context to Yeah, would you like to explain the
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  context? Okay, there's a character in the game by the name of Flaming
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  crotch Man. Oh that's all you need that we have to do it.
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  Yeah, you have to do you have to do it now. Okay,
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  that's the team names the Flaming crotch Man, the Flaming crotch Man. I
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  like it all because we fair. It's a great way to get into the
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  skin of your opponents early on. And let's let's find out what your opponents
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  branding will be. Ultra Aaron order, if you have anything, I I
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  think I've got a great one. Yeah, I just I have like basic
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  shit cyberpunks. Yeah. Yeah, for I want to put twenty seven seven,
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  I'm gonna nix that, so things of this nature is all I've got.
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  So I'm very excited about yours. Allow me to pitch um because I
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  don't know about you, Audra, but me myself, I consider myself to
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  be something of a nomad. I like to explore, I like to wander,
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  and I like to do it with my closest friends and family. Right,
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  so I think it would be appropriate if we called ourselves the Audra Caldos,
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  after the alder Cardos Caldos, the the nomad group in the game.
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  I know, I love a bit of word play, and I will take
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  a while to kid. Yeah, and I'm vain so putting my name in
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  things. Yeah, that's fine if you can't buzz in during the quick fire
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  round off the show. Very simple. I love it. Yeah, I'm
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  gonna look at this, Look at this captain's branding you've had going on recently.
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  You've had Ultra in in two team names. Yeah, crazy Audra in
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  the Douche. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to put your branding at
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  any point just down the road? No, I mean we have the Flaming
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  Crotchman. Cost can you can you spell our team name roughly uh A d
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  r A. That's oh, you got that, bet? No, I
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  realized d os u A L d os. I just I realized. I
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  said, can you spell that? But then the first half of it that
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  was like my name, it was like my name, I can, okay,
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  mistress uh c A L d os. And because I'm gonna have to
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  say it about twenty times this episode, it's the Ultra Caldos. Yes,
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  the Ultra Caldos. Beautiful all right, So we have the Flaming Crotchman versus
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  the Audra Caldos. There we go. We'll already fluffed it up in their
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  first time saying it. Okay, all right, And if you're listening to
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  this and thinking I just about understood the references so far based on the game
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  being named after a genre I'm familiar with. But apart from that, Oh,
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  don't worry, here's alder with a little segment we like to call passing
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  knowledge. Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven is a video game developed by CD Project Read
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  in association with Mike pond Smith, released in twenty twenty. If it feels
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  like it was only released last year, it's because pandemic time is weird.
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  It's fine, don't worry about it. Slow, deep breath. Your chord
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  is all an adrenaline spiked but the soft activated your hormone blockers. Nothing happened.
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  You're alive and well. The game was inspired by the eighties T t
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  RBG, also developed by pond Smith. The game matches the tone of the
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  cyberpunk genre by joining low lives with high tech, but instead of playing as
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  notorious high tech low life Elon Musk in Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven, you play
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  as a mercenary named V as they struggle to deal with a mysterious cybernetic implant
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  that threatens to take over their body and memories. Arisaka is in chaos striving
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  to restore even a semblance of order. It seems you the Afterlife are safe
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  for now. Good to know. At the end of development, there was
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  a massive crunch time, resulting in developers working wild amounts of overtime and three
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  delays on the release date. I don't know about you, but the only
• 18:33
  crunch time I want in my life is a delicious bowl of cap and crunch
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  or the Crunch Chocolate bar, or honestly, if I'm on a road trip,
• 18:40
  crunch and munch is pretty good. You know, if we're if we're
• 18:45
  in the UK, a crunchy bar would be fine. Now I get the
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  reference. That is it? Those are the only crunch times that are acceptable,
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  not bad. Bryant Feedback noted these delays were widely ridiculed, especially since
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  the game still came out a little bit buggy, but once it was playable,
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  it was everything that many had hoped for, a fun game that tackles
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  the heavy themes of capitalism, transhumanism, socioeconomic decay, and the heaviest theme
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  of them all, Keanu Reeves. Yes, yes, Keanu Reeves is in
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  this game. Wait to fuck up, Samurai. We have a city to
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  burn. You see in the game a lot. Or is that just like,
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  yeah, yeah, yeah, he's season in the game quite a lot.
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  Oh really, the second most lines of one character. Yeah. If
• 19:44
  you don't like Keanu Reeves and therefore do not exist, right, yeah,
• 19:49
  you will not like this game. But yeah, he appears at least once
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  in virtually every mission you take from a certain point in the story onwards.
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  Who maybe I should play Cyberpunk. If you like like Keanu Reeves, you
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  will not go amiss. He's got some incredible lines in this he delivers them
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  sometimes. I don't know as much about Cyberpunk as as most I think for
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  us Layman, Yeah, the thing of Keanu Reeves is the thing that it's
• 20:18
  taking over in your mind is that it's basically they think that Keanu Reeves character
• 20:22
  is dead, but he is kind of taking over your body and mind.
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  Spoilers, I didn't know that. Oh my god, that was literally that's
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  literally the first paragraph of the Wikipedia. So yeah, well I was ribbon.
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  So if it's a spoiler, I am so sorry. Blame Wikipedia.
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  Fascinating though, but listen, I feel like it shouldn't be a spoiler,
• 20:45
  but like part of the advertising because honestly, Keanu Reeves can take over my
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  body whenever he wants. I mean, you just have it like I'm not
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  doing. The game had like three release dates if you ever't played it by
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  now, that's true, that's fair. No, I was I was thinking
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  because he was so heavy in the marketing. I was wondering if it was
• 21:04
  like a Call of Duty situation where they're like, oh, Danny Trey,
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  who's in this game? And it's like one line. I guess technically,
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  yeah, they got the rights to his face. No, no, they
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  got their money's worth for Kiano on this one. Guaranteed. I saw something
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  of like he spent like fifteen days in recording booth for his lines. Oh
• 21:26
  my god, so like he's got a lot of them. That's insane.
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  Yeah, not stop for twenty four hours at a time. Yes, never,
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  break didn't stop. What a prole the producers see he did it.
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  He kept everybody there. Everybody. Yeah, the thirty second hour, he's
• 21:45
  like, oh all right, guys, what about this angle? You know,
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  just like he's he's putting in, put into the games. He's loving
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  it. WHOA well I come from Thanks Oh wait sorry, wrong line,
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  Well thank you, Uldra and everyone else. I hope that's cult listeners up
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  on Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven, and if not, there'll still be roughly one
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  laugh per minute for you to enjoy, so good value as a podcast,
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  I reckon just before we get to today's games, I've asked each player to
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  bring in a muse that's something that inspires them or something that they love from
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  this particular fandom. Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven is inspiring to me because it reminds
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  players what our world would look like if we continue down the path of hyper
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  capitalism, and that'll be sixty dollars to experience that revelation. Thank you,
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  Jason. What's inspiring you from Cyberpunk? Yeah? What's inspiring me is my
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  only touchdown too. Cyberpunk is the anime series that was released by Netflix Runners.
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  I am the resident anime fan here at gate Leaper's. I guess I
• 22:47
  just put that on myself now. But yeah, yeah, but moreover,
• 22:52
  I'm not a big studio guy. There is one studio in anime that I
• 22:56
  put above all else. I love everything they do. It's Studio a Trigger
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  and they did the anime for Edge Runners, which yeah, just Dangentually,
• 23:04
  I like Studio Trigger. Um, but I think they also won some kind
• 23:07
  of anime award for that series as well. So if you haven't watched it,
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  or if you aren't a video game person, um, just watch the
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  anime series if you can, because it's really good. Very ghost in the
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  Shell nice hell yeah, alright to two thumbs up for the Edge Runners anime.
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  Nice. Yeah, it's a good recommendation. I loved Ghosts. Yeah
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  yeah, nice yeah, good mews, very good. Mus Let's move on
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  over to your teammates on the Flaming crutch Men. It's ukay. What is
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  inspiring you from cyberpunk? Oh man? A particular character from Cyberpunk? Um?
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  Oh yeah, comeine again, I will kill you. What is the
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  rhyme with? What do you got? Lacky bells? No? Okay,
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  you're fine. So jack character is gonna be so. Jackie Wells is one
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  of those characters that, like, for the first time in a long time
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  a game made me feel for like like actually felt like a friend kind of
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  person, you know, and they actually when what they did in the storyline,
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  it's just like it twists your heart and you're like damn, like damn
• 24:17
  it, you got me, Damn you you made me feel something for an
• 24:21
  inanimate object. That's rendering of an inanimate object, double betrayal. It's always
• 24:29
  the sign of a good game when it when it makes you care about the
• 24:30
  characters, when it's like good writing alongside it, that's a that's a fantastic
• 24:34
  musicgie. Always good to be inspired by the characters from the media, just
• 24:40
  generically. I guess I just realized in my head I was like the characters
• 24:42
  from the media. It's like, yeah, that could sentence could have been
• 24:45
  said in anything. It's like I host a show that leaps into a different
• 24:48
  phantom every time. Yeah. No, but it's correct. It's a staples.
• 24:53
  A well written character can mean the difference between a good and a bad
• 24:56
  story. Yeah, honestly, true characters do make the story. Okay,
• 25:02
  let's move on over to the ultra cold. I've already forgotten. It's not
• 25:10
  the ardra caldos, the audra caldos. I keep wanting to add an extra
• 25:14
  like C and an A and a U in there. British people stop doing
• 25:22
  yea for no reason, color for a good reason. It's the English language.
• 25:29
  I don't actually care that much. Yeah, just imagine a bunch of
• 25:32
  Caldos and put Audre's name in front of it and you'll be fine, got
• 25:34
  it. I'll picture those Caldos Audra Caldos people over there here, so that
• 25:44
  instead of over there there now here that honestly has a better chance to be
• 25:48
  Remember, thank you called those chickens in from the field. Yea very cyberpunk
• 25:56
  of you, Yes, incredibly cyber punk. So Aaron of the ultrac Aldos,
• 26:00
  what is inspiring you from cyberpunk? Well, as I said, the
• 26:04
  Augie's team name stole what was going to be my original muse the man because
• 26:11
  like like me, he does weird things to his groin and then pays people
• 26:15
  money to resolve it. Um. But um. Instead, I think I'm
• 26:22
  gonna have to go with Judy Alvarez because she is a lesbian and would have
• 26:26
  no interest in me, and I relate to that so hard. But she's
• 26:33
  also big into it and loves making gaming machines, so that also fits very
• 26:37
  well with my vibe. So okay, yeah, okay, that's the real
• 26:41
  reason. That's the real reason. I wish I could apply that to like
• 26:44
  everyone, you know, just that type of like relationship to people. Me
• 26:48
  and Barack Obama have had been in the state of Hawaii at one point in
• 26:52
  our lives. Sometimes that's about it, I think, yeah, yeah,
• 26:57
  I can't say that. Yeah. So another character, another prominent character from
• 27:03
  the z absolutely beautiful, beautiful. Well, I'll say the same thing again.
• 27:10
  Always good to be inspired by the characters from the media. We're gonna
• 27:15
  get you a soundboard, and that's gonna honestly get a soundboard and you can
• 27:18
  replace me because you could program it to do the same things like that.
• 27:26
  That's a very cyberpunk thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well by twenty
• 27:30
  seventy seven, well we hopefully won't still be doing this podcast. But okay,
• 27:37
  and finally, Audro, what's inspiring you from cyberpunk? As I mentioned
• 27:42
  in the Passing Knowledge, cyberpunk was made by CD Project Read, which also
• 27:48
  made The Witcher, which I have played the shit out of. Yeah,
• 27:55
  and in Cyberpunk um there is a magazine that you can see that has like
• 28:00
  an advertisement for the Witcher three one and then too. One of serious powers
• 28:06
  is she like portal hops through worlds and dimensions, and one of them she
• 28:11
  talks about people with metal in their heads who have groups that are at war
• 28:17
  at distances and they can fire. Oh shit. So basically Siri went to
• 28:21
  cyber into the cyber Pop that's so cool and one of her hops. Yeah,
• 28:26
  and so it was very cool. Yeah when I realized, oh shit,
• 28:30
  that's what she's talking about. Yeah. I also love that Matt loves
• 28:33
  that so much because that's just a little bit more of cross promotionalism. Yeah,
• 28:37
  capitalistic bullshit. It's just it's you know, they're crossing. I mean,
• 28:41
  it's CT project Project Rights. So is it fully crossover culture or is
• 28:44
  it self referential? It's not crossover culture, but it's it's definitely cross promotional.
• 28:48
  It's like, okay, definitely like this game by our other game.
• 28:51
  Yeah, you like that game by the other game that you already have.
• 28:52
  Yeah, but it's Easter Eggs, the Easter Eggs, this Sirie crossover Easter
• 28:57
  Eggs. Yeah. He's got a really cool to me because I didn't get
• 29:00
  into The Witcher until I experienced the DLC and Monster Hunter World. Oh yeah,
• 29:11
  wow. We love cross promotionalism. In fact, you know what,
• 29:15
  I just love your guys' podcast because fuck you, that's why. And I
• 29:21
  I just you know, if you're a fan of thing, you should check
• 29:23
  out the other thing to that I just have one thing to say, why,
• 29:30
  But it's appreciated all the same. Thank you. Well, I just
• 29:34
  whispered why. Very very good reference, also equally inspiring, because that's what
• 29:44
  I'm supposed to say, is that old mus is the equal the table.
• 29:48
  It's it's written right here, even these words, right, Teams, are
• 29:53
  we ready for some games? Shall we actually get to the main body of
• 29:56
  this show? Yes? I love it? Well, A man with about
• 30:00
  ten different accents, but who's sweet at heart just waved a gun in your
• 30:03
  face? So we best make our way into round one. Round one is
• 30:12
  called Cyberpunked Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven. Not yet, It's not hard, no,
• 30:22
  but I gotta draw a line somewhere. Ashton Kutcher. Cyberpunk twenty seventy
• 30:30
  seven is a game with many quests, with most being named after a song,
• 30:33
  which is pretty cool. But would our players be able to remember those
• 30:38
  quests if their description was read out of context? So in this game,
• 30:44
  in turn, I will read a synopsis for an open world RPG video game
• 30:48
  quest. Our teams must first decide if they think that that was a quest
• 30:52
  in Cyberpunk or from a different open world RPG game. And then for a
• 30:56
  bonus point, if it's not from Cyberpunk, can you name the game that
• 31:00
  that quest is from? Ohis point? Okay? So we will begin with
• 31:06
  the Flaming Crutchman. Yeah that thinks we live, don't hear it. You
• 31:12
  must help a clown with a grenade for a nose, get some food.
• 31:17
  I don't know this being existing in any other game that I've played. I'm
• 31:22
  going to rely on you. It's the only place I've experienced it, at
• 31:26
  least, I mean there might be, but yeah, I'm pretty sure it's
• 31:33
  very specific. So do you think it's Hyberpunk? I think so, very
• 31:37
  okay, so I Punk, Yeah, it's it's not ozub that's what it
• 31:44
  was. I'm like, it's not. Yea name is Bozo backwards, and
• 31:51
  believe it or not, you have to get into a fist fight with him.
• 31:55
  Can you punch his nose? No? Nically enough. No, it's
• 32:06
  what I genuinely don't remember. He might as well blow up, as far
• 32:08
  as I know, blows up and make a cop. He's the hardest fist
• 32:12
  fight in the game, though, you're really Oh, it's okay. Moving
• 32:15
  on over to the Ultra Caldos. Very good, Matt, you're getting the
• 32:20
  hand so much. I pause to hopefully receive some praise from someone, and
• 32:24
  thank you so much. Aaron. Have you to a plug. You must
• 32:30
  become a superhero from a forgotten time known as the Silver Shroud in order to
• 32:35
  hide your identity as you clear up the city. That is not Cyberpunk,
• 32:39
  I can tell you right now. The question is, I don't for the
• 32:44
  bonus point, I don't know what it is, but I can tell you.
• 32:46
  I can tell you definitively. I think that's one of the Fallout games.
• 32:50
  I just can't remember which one. But it's not Cyberpunk. He's saying
• 32:53
  cyberpunk. It's not cyberpunk. That is correct for our point one point?
• 32:59
  Can I get the bonus points? Question? The hard part is is to
• 33:02
  for the bonus and guess which Fallout it's from. I think the Silver Shroud
• 33:08
  was from Fallout four. I'm not certain, but I think it was four
• 33:13
  Andrews anything ringing any bells for you, um not from any of the games
• 33:17
  that I have any experience with. So I'm going to stay Fallout four as
• 33:22
  well. So yes, this is Fallout full That is a bus nice good
• 33:30
  video game knowledge that Aaron, Thank you, Scrod, make your own chances
• 33:37
  for bonus points, moving back over for maybe that chance. Who knows.
• 33:39
  So it's it's it's fifty fifty. You must infiltrate a top secret building and
• 33:45
  steal a prototype jet pack from a military corporation. That's so vague. How
• 33:51
  dare you? Is it vague? Yeah? In the grands game of video
• 33:55
  games? I feel like it is. I don't think it's cyberpunked up.
• 34:00
  I don't know where this is from. It sounds familiar, is even more
• 34:06
  Yeah, damn it, it's not. I don't think it's any of the
• 34:09
  Well, it might be a Borderlands thing. I feel like there's a lot
• 34:13
  of crossover between Borderlands and Cyberpunk. It might be Borderlands, but the only
• 34:17
  Borderlands that it would be would be Borderlands, the presequel, Matt. If
• 34:22
  they don't get it, can I guess it just for fun? Oh?
• 34:23
  For fun? Absolutely? I think I know. I don't think it's cyberpunk.
• 34:29
  I don't, okay, Borderlands. I'll remove you from those hucks Atenza
• 34:35
  and say it's not it's not from cyberpunks. You definitely have a point that
• 34:37
  I definitely have a point. It might be Destroy All Humans. I have
• 34:42
  no idea what that is, however, I will I will trust you on
• 34:45
  that for sure. I just think of anything else it could possibly be from.
• 34:50
  Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're going with Destroy
• 34:52
  All Humans. That's not what I've got written down here. Although that is
• 34:57
  like a game that I do remember there being a jetpack in. Yeah,
• 35:00
  that's one point. So I'm now thinking, oh shit, is the other
• 35:01
  multiple games for this? So no bonus point, but I'm going to ask
• 35:05
  Aaron to name that game. Is it Grand Theft Auto San Andreas? It
• 35:08
  is Grand Theft I gotta play more, GGA. You don't get the point.
• 35:15
  That was for fun. It was just for fun, just for fun.
• 35:19
  Damn. I was checking in. I was like, I remember that
• 35:22
  quest in Grand Auto because wow, literally sneak You're given the coordinates by a
• 35:28
  guy from the CIA, and you sneak in and steal a jet back and
• 35:30
  just fly around sant Andreas. So much fun. Holy shit. I would
• 35:36
  have never guessed. But I mean, something like that would fit into cyberpunk.
• 35:40
  So thank you. I try. It was a good one. As
• 35:45
  much as I couldn't fool us. No, I just wanted you to know
• 35:47
  that too. Yeah, we're gonna bring you up. You're gonna bring it
• 35:50
  back to me. Yeah, okay, Well we're gonna move back on over
• 35:53
  to the ultra called us. Okay, and maybe it's time for a bit
• 35:57
  of revenge here actually, because here is your quest as ryption. You must
• 36:00
  help a man who has had penis oal commentation surgery that goes wrong by driving
• 36:07
  him to a clinic. So maybe a bit of revenge. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:13
  yeah, I think m Yeah, here's karma free stealing my muse.
• 36:17
  He's uh yeah, no, this is absolutely cyberpunk. This is the yes
• 36:23
  that involves the Flaming Crotchman himself, Jesse Cox, being mentioned three times this
• 36:30
  podcast. His name is Jesse Cox. Nice. Yeah, well, actually
• 36:32
  that's the name of the the actor slash YouTuber who plays him. Uh.
• 36:37
  The character Char's name also on the nose is Jesse Johnson. It works every
• 36:46
  which way. Yeah, yeah, is the is the character's name like like
• 36:52
  an alias is like Dick Pecker or something like that. No, no,
• 36:55
  um, he just runs up to you. He doesn't give you his name
• 36:59
  or anything, and you drive him to the ripper dock who can heal him,
• 37:04
  and he calls you later in his thanks and gives you eddies. Um,
• 37:07
  but he also reveals that he's planning to have the surgery done again.
• 37:12
  Yeah, like, okay, this guy never learns no. But I mean
• 37:15
  you've doubled down, you might as well. Yeah. But if you,
• 37:19
  I mean, if you fail the mission or if you say no, he
• 37:22
  just explodes. Oh god. Okay, and if he's standing right next to
• 37:29
  the clown, then he explodes as well. This city. Okay, back
• 37:36
  on over to the flaming Crutchmen. Please don't go back for a second surgery.
• 37:40
  Um, here's your quest. You must stop a man named Peter Pan
• 37:45
  who is kidnapping men and hooking them up to steroid feeders for cows. That's
• 37:50
  dark, That's incredibly daring. Is that cyberpunk dark? Like I know,
• 37:54
  cyberpunk is a world of like drug usage and people dying and gang warfare and
• 38:00
  hyper capitalism. But damn, that's dark, dude. I'll be honest,
• 38:02
  I've never run into any like animals per se. It's cyberpunk, right,
• 38:09
  So I don't think so, I don't think it's cyberpunk. Yeah, star,
• 38:15
  And it's such a I don't play super mature mature like that type of
• 38:21
  game, So I don't I can't even think of a video game that it
• 38:22
  might be. But I'm feeling all right saying it's not cyberpunk because cow seemed
• 38:28
  weird in that world. Yeah, I don't say cyberpunk, saying no cyberpunk.
• 38:32
  Yeah, I've got that this one is cyberpunk. Maybe the cows are
• 38:39
  off screen and that just a threat. There's a whole quest line with one
• 38:45
  of the companions you can hook up with where you actually chase his cousin down
• 38:50
  and find out he's being targeted by this serial killer, molester, machine hooker,
• 38:55
  rummer. I don't know what you talk. Yeah, yeah, it's
• 39:00
  it's pretty horrifying when you find what he's been doing. It's damn that's dark,
• 39:05
  dude, Yeah, it's dark. It's it's weird. I was thinking,
• 39:08
  like psychokonots, that crazy has to be like a more cartoony game.
• 39:15
  Like there's no right, right, Maybe I don't want to play cyberpunk.
• 39:23
  I could never handle that's it's dark, but it's a good story. It
• 39:28
  really really is good. Uh, and the characters are good and that that
• 39:31
  one's that one's messed up. But yeah, that one's kind of fucked up.
• 39:36
  Yeah, there's a lot of fucked up things in Cyberpunk, a lot.
• 39:39
  We'll find out if this next fucked up thing is from Cyberpunk or not.
• 39:44
  You must help a mass murderer who meets God in a prison cell and
• 39:47
  demands you literally nail him to a cross so he can become the new Jesus.
• 39:52
  Oh that is dark under That is cyberpunk. Okay it absolutely? Yeah,
• 39:58
  absolutely confidence, Yeah it is. See. My role I think in
• 40:01
  these questions is if it's not cyberpunk, do I recognize it from anything else?
• 40:07
  Right? Um? And I didn't, and then you do the cyberpunk
• 40:09
  so let's lock that in. Yeah great that I mean, look, that's
• 40:13
  what you gotta do. You gotta explain you thought process between the questions that
• 40:15
  helps create content. And we've just done that. So yeah, incredible,
• 40:19
  Yeah it is. Cyberpunk is probably one of my favorite quests in the game
• 40:23
  because it raises so many questions and it's it's not it's not there's not there's
• 40:30
  hardly any action at all. There is some a lot, but it's just
• 40:35
  so like and and Johnny Silverhan's interjections in this mission or some of my favorite
• 40:42
  He's got spot on philosophical points to make that are just like, it's fantastic.
• 40:47
  I can't say more than yeah, I bet. I bet. It
• 40:50
  raises a lot of questions because I got one question? Why? What the
• 40:55
  fuck is my second question? Holy shit, that's not a question. Play
• 41:00
  the game and find out you maybe, yeah, maybe, Okay, I've
• 41:06
  got one more question, one more quest for each path back. Go on
• 41:10
  over to the Flaming Croutchman. Here it is. You must help an engineer
• 41:15
  write a poem for a woman he likes, and, failing that, acquire
• 41:19
  him some adult media content that's just funny to me. Oh man, wait,
• 41:28
  is this Borderlands? I feel like is the engineer Scooter? I feel
• 41:31
  like that's the one. I think that's Oh my god, I don't think
• 41:35
  it's cyberpunk. I think it's Borderlands. You're right, Oh my god,
• 41:37
  I think I'm right. You think you're right. Yeah, it's not it's
• 41:42
  not whatever this game is. It's Borderlands. It sounds like you're both happy
• 41:45
  to go with that. Yeah, this is gonna be two points. It's
• 41:46
  oh my god, it's not cyberpunk, and it is Bodelines. Yeah,
• 41:50
  oh my god, I'm like this familiar, but like I can't. Oh
• 41:54
  wow, I was sitting here. Later I was engineer and yeah, I
• 42:00
  couldn't put it to the end. Then when you said Scooter, I'm like,
• 42:01
  oh, that's a good one. Good catch, good catch, Jase,
• 42:07
  And that was actually thank you, thank you. That could have been
• 42:08
  cyberbunk. Yeah, yeah, very well coold. Yeah, my expertise in
• 42:14
  another game is paid off. Yeah. Yeah, such as and and go
• 42:19
  listen to our Boulder Lands episode. I forgot we did. Okay, final
• 42:23
  quest for the Ultra Cold Us. You're doing so well. I know I
• 42:30
  was. I keep thinking of the word cauldron and I can't get that out
• 42:34
  of It's like those the Ultra Cold Us or the Uldra Coldos. Yeah,
• 42:40
  the and I'm very aware it stopped being funny now, but I promise you,
• 42:49
  after ten more times of getting it wrong, it will become funny again.
• 42:52
  Yeah. Okay, here's the quest for that team. You must gather
• 42:58
  the resources needed to save a man's head of hair. I don't remember this
• 43:05
  from Cyberpunk. This is when Matt drops that this is actually our paid sponsor.
• 43:09
  Keeps uh, and we've made a bake. In the podcast world,
• 43:16
  it's commercialized spots like that on the cyber punk episode Very Spot, Andrew,
• 43:23
  is this ringing any bells for you? This is ringing zero bells for me.
• 43:30
  Yeah. I I am pretty positive that it's not cyberpunk because I don't
• 43:35
  remember any quests about restoring someone's hair. Happy to go with that, ultra
• 43:42
  you could you could literally just like you know, get a ripperduck to put
• 43:45
  fake hair in, like you know, it's yeah in that world. So
• 43:51
  let's go with not cyberpunk. It's not cyber punk. And if I'm gonna
• 43:54
  go with anything, maybe because it's just on my mind. But there's an
• 44:00
  quests in the Witcher where he could be like, oh, no, Master
• 44:02
  Witcher, the hair has all fallen out a Witch. I will sign up
• 44:13
  with that, I will sign up. It couldn't very possibly a Witcher quest
• 44:20
  you just have to go and I don't know, burn something and then all
• 44:22
  their hair comes back. I don't know. I'm just pitching stories for the
• 44:25
  Witcher. Now, Yeah, going with the Witcher. It would be a
• 44:30
  very mean thing to do to have the Witcher as an answer within the sid
• 44:34
  thing, to have that, like Jason pointed out, the cross connection,
• 44:37
  but it's not I'm sorry, it's from Final Fantasy fourteen. I would have
• 44:40
  taken That's that's why I didn't know it because I've never played it. I
• 44:45
  thought the jet Pack one was going to be Final Fantasy interesting, and it
• 44:50
  was interesting. My answer to that quest would have been Hitman forty seven,
• 44:54
  okay, because context for that game is that he's bold. Okay, he
• 45:00
  is the person. The first thing that came out was like Katamari I unrelated.
• 45:07
  I'm just like, oh Katamari and the game where you roll like a
• 45:09
  bunch of I and get bigger as a ball. You're making an afro for
• 45:15
  your king there. Oh the story. I don't think that's actually what this
• 45:21
  story is. I don't know if anyone knows what the story is. Set
• 45:25
  it out there, you're like, yeah, that's yeah, that's the story.
• 45:28
  Now. Yeah, it turns out this quest is actually from Pong.
• 45:32
  Okay, that's the end of round one. Let's input the data into a
• 45:36
  mural ware to calculate the scores ignore the burning sensation, and those scores are
• 45:44
  the Flaming Crutchmen are on four points, okay, but the Aulder called us
• 45:49
  are in the lead with five points. But I'll gue it's close. Yeah,
• 45:53
  it is close. We're still catchable. Now it's time to play some
• 45:59
  ads. Let's cruise around Watson and look up at all of the billboards for
• 46:02
  the next ninety seconds. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, there's a lot of
• 46:06
  references you're putting out, and I just have to smile. Yeah. Round
• 46:17
  two is called wikigeeks. That's wikigeeks. That's really hard to say. Round
• 46:22
  two is called wiki geeks, and for legal reasons, will not be referred
• 46:27
  to as scategories. Okay, okay. In this game, I'll be asking
• 46:32
  our cyberpunk experts or experts comparatively to list as many things as they can from
• 46:38
  a category. Now, in a normal game of not scategories, players would
• 46:44
  score points from simply listing items. However, this is wikigeeks. So I
• 46:49
  would like our captains to guess how many list items their teammates will get in
• 46:53
  forty five seconds. The closest to their teammates scores a point. A dead
• 46:59
  on yes of how many the items they will get in the list scores two
• 47:01
  points. And if the expert can list the gold plated item that I have
• 47:06
  written down here, that will score three points. Wow. There will be
• 47:10
  three passes overall, so three lists for each team past. One will be
• 47:16
  all about people. That's all I can reveal so far is people. So
• 47:21
  I would like how captains to now guess how many they will get in the
• 47:24
  list? So to keep this fair because if we say it out loud,
• 47:28
  oh yes, write it down. Sorry, okay, write down people.
• 47:30
  I go with five away here there in that's five people in the world of
• 47:37
  cyberpunk. Five. Now you can't do five. That number is now removed
• 47:42
  from I said a number that you're like people, and I was like,
• 47:45
  and it's it's back and forth, so like they can't list to the same
• 47:49
  people. Is that how that works? It'll be different categories within the okay,
• 47:52
  so it gets people me. We no, So you're all you're about
• 47:57
  to do a list of people per team. Okay. When I give Aggie
• 48:00
  the specific category within people, people's broader, you're going one. Yeah,
• 48:06
  you write down how many you think Aggie will get. Forty five is a
• 48:08
  big number, Aggie, But I know you can do it. One.
• 48:14
  That's insane. I don't think I know you can do no. Jason say
• 48:17
  forty five. I say forty five like it's the most people too, Like
• 48:22
  it's yeah, five and a half. So do you both have a number
• 48:29
  written dance. This is actually an ambitious number. Hold on, so we
• 48:32
  don't get to know the Okay, I appreciate the confidence, but the realist
• 48:37
  in me is like you, Bob, I have written down a number.
• 48:44
  The goal plated answers were three points, so it's still behooves the expert to
• 48:50
  name as much as possible to try and score that that big point. But
• 48:53
  we will start with Aggie. You will have forty five seconds to name as
• 48:58
  many gangs from Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven as possible. I hope there's a lot
• 49:02
  of gangs, as many gangs. So whenever you're already ogi, I will
• 49:07
  start the time when you say your first answer, So no, okay,
• 49:14
  or I could start the time now, yeah, you might want to do
• 49:15
  that. Okay, I'll start the time now. I'm just gonna start naming
• 49:22
  things and hopefully they catch el Murtha. Uh freaking um. The cyber cox
• 49:30
  uh uh um uh the oh that's strue. There was this military one.
• 49:42
  They were like the streets something. Uh okay, Okay, God, I'm
• 49:46
  I am choking so bad. Uh. There was another one, wasn't there
• 49:52
  clause? I got one? I think I got one. Um, uh
• 49:57
  freaking uh, the chron the Chrome Heads guys, the freaking Chrome Domes.
• 50:04
  Oh, that's your time. It's not the Chrome Domes. I'm gonna be.
• 50:07
  I'm gonna give you two points. I'm gonna give you one for Tiger
• 50:08
  Clause and it's Sixth Street is the other one. But you said the streets
• 50:13
  something they're a military I'm gonna say I was close enough. No, I'll
• 50:16
  owe it because I'm probably gonna need a similar amount of leeway. Yeah,
• 50:20
  yeah, same leeway, will be, will be. Yeah, Mailstrom is
• 50:22
  the name you were looking for? The Chrome Heads, the Voodoo Boys,
• 50:28
  they go, oh, I have very The Mox was the gold plated answer.
• 50:34
  Oh how did I forget about? The Mox are like the best ones
• 50:37
  there? Yeah, they're the only good gang basically, Jason, could you
• 50:40
  now reveal how many you thought Oki would get so I have no context?
• 50:45
  Sure, Yeah, that's part of the game. I just I just put
• 50:47
  seven, seven, okay, okay, I would be gangs. There are
• 50:54
  eight gangs overall in the game, so you're looking for Oky to name all
• 50:58
  of them apart from one. Oh, let's see I got one. An
• 51:04
  actors like yeah, okay, let's move on over to the Ultra Caldos and
• 51:10
  I am looking for named main characters, or what the wiki considers to be
• 51:16
  the core characters in the game who have more than X number of lines.
• 51:21
  So named main characters are your time starts now, Jack You Wells, v
• 51:30
  Uh, Judy Alvarez, Misty, Victor Vector, Johnny Silverhand, Rogue,
• 51:39
  ummmmm um um dexter to Sean um yeah, uh fifteen seconds? Is Aru
• 51:52
  Nobo Arisaka one of them? Um? I don't know he's a villain,
• 51:57
  but he might be one of the means I don't know, PanAm Homer um
• 52:01
  and uh, Jimmy Ward or Billy Ward. Okay, that's your time.
• 52:07
  You named a lot of characters that most of them were ones the wiki considers
• 52:10
  to be main characters. You got seven as far as I could, as
• 52:15
  far as I could tell Aaron you're on the same team, that would be
• 52:19
  great. So, Ultra, would you like to reveal how many you thought
• 52:22
  Aaron would name? I said six? Nice, Okay, so that is
• 52:28
  going to be a point to the alder called us nice and so Victor Vector
• 52:34
  that's the guy from Despicable Meat. You can't think of another name that starts
• 52:43
  with Van but kind of sounds like vector Despicable Me came out of like twenty
• 52:47
  fourteen or some shit like this, who saves your life at the very beginning
• 52:52
  of the game. Incredible work. It certainly was a main character. Tyler
• 52:58
  tan Connor co signed something for people. Good. Um, Unfortunately you didn't
• 53:08
  name the gold plates. Uh you would dancing around it all over the place
• 53:13
  and named almost all of them. Tea Bug is the is the character that
• 53:16
  I have hear this gold plate. I wouldn't have called her a main character,
• 53:21
  but you know, take it up with the people at fandom Wikia,
• 53:24
  you know, yeah, Delamine, yeah, Delamine. Well he's not really
• 53:30
  a main character either. He's been in a good chunk of it though.
• 53:32
  Yeah, but he's not part of the plot really. Yeah, it's true.
• 53:37
  Yeah, I go just just some chat between funds sorry Superman episode,
• 53:45
  Me and John do that the whole time, so and I'm just like yeah,
• 53:50
  yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to. I struggled
• 53:52
  to get through the Parks and Recreation episode because I have not watched I'm like,
• 53:58
  I have baseline for what's happening here. Yeah, that was a Max
• 54:01
  reference show, so many there, but yeah. So my apologies to anyone
• 54:09
  who doesn't listen to further spuck fans out there. Yeah yeah, is Delamina
• 54:20
  main character? You decide? Sound out, yeah, sound off in the
• 54:25
  comments, tweet at those please. Wow. Okay, let's have another pass.
• 54:30
  This time I will reveal there are way more items per list than just
• 54:36
  the sort of eight to ten that there were in the first two. Okay,
• 54:39
  And the theme of this pass will be power. Power is the theme
• 54:45
  here in all of its forms. So I would like a number written down.
• 54:51
  Remember it's still just forty five seconds, and remember how the first pass
• 54:54
  went Expect high, but aim low. Fantastic. Okay, will once again
• 55:07
  move back on over to Oki. Your topic is technological corporations in Cyberpunk twenty
• 55:14
  seventy seven, so that's manufacturing, computing or augmentations. Uh. They were
• 55:20
  about twenty within the game. Good luck, right, your time starts now?
• 55:29
  All right? Well, these you one Arasaka. Uh, then there's
• 55:34
  the oh god, and there's the other ones too. They were like the
• 55:38
  military one version guys that are at like the street eight whatever the number is,
• 55:47
  Oh god, I'm trying to think of all the guns there is ne
• 55:52
  Comacora neco something. Um. Then there is oh, jeezers, uh militen
• 56:04
  seconds militanc is another yeah, um, and then there's um McDonald's, Uh,
• 56:14
  that's your time, Mokey. Isn't sixth Street the streets that you were
• 56:17
  saying? Yeah, I still couldn't think of the number corporation help the six
• 56:27
  Street count. I know that's this gang, not corporation. But you know
• 56:32
  what, okay is consistent? That was two is good? Well, Jason
• 56:39
  was on top of that consistency. So I see I was on top of
• 56:43
  that consistency because I also wrote seven again that said that it would be more,
• 56:50
  so I thought we would have higher chances. They had seven. That's
• 56:55
  fact. That's Altech are like the only two corporations that are in your face
• 57:02
  about anything for most of the game. So I don't surely pay attention to
• 57:06
  that. Yeah, I could only think of a few more like Netwatch.
• 57:09
  I think the gun corporation you're reaching out for was next door. That could
• 57:15
  be wrong, maybe the I mean, I'll read out a bunch of here,
• 57:19
  eb M, Zunami Defense Systems, Makari heavy Weapons, Eurobusiness Machines,
• 57:23
  Microtech, Zeta Tech, I, ec CA, Tao Militech, you said,
• 57:30
  Adrek Robotics, Akagi Systems Inc. Bakus chip Masters. You didn't get
• 57:36
  Baku Max chip Masters, Right, it's the easiest one. Biotechnica was the
• 57:44
  gold plate today Biotech. Yeah, that's dang sci fi a Cyberware, Mitsubishi,
• 57:50
  Sugo, sega Atari. So was McDonald's really that much of Apparently not?
• 57:59
  I think you're onto the We were actually looking for muckburgher Donalds Daniels.
• 58:05
  Well, you didn't didn't get too close there, but you know it could
• 58:08
  be closer. It's like within five maybe Udre's guest like five hundred US.
• 58:12
  Yeah, you never know. Yeah, with maybe your wife has chosen five
• 58:15
  h Okay, Aaron hit scared if anything like that. I couldn't do much
• 58:23
  better than he did on that list. So well, I'm part of me
• 58:28
  is glad. The game design is more about like how many the captain guesses
• 58:30
  that you've got, because I've realized that your lists are easier than okies,
• 58:34
  and I can only apologize okie for them. It's fine. I love having
• 58:38
  hard questions struggle. It's it's funny at least, very entertaining downfall. Yeah,
• 58:52
  okay, So the topic for you, Aaron Is cities that appear in
• 58:55
  Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven. That's a referenced or shown. Oh shit, it's
• 59:04
  just like night City, the one so we might we might win a game
• 59:10
  eleven, We might win your time Stoughts now Night City. Yeah, we're
• 59:16
  done. Thanks coming uh Seattle, Chicago, Baltimore. I'm just gonna start
• 59:22
  throwing out other costities and hope one of them shows up. Buffalo, Mega
• 59:27
  City, one um Baseball c u um Neo, Tokyo, uh Uh,
• 59:37
  Plaine, Tokyo, Vanilla, Tokyo, U Tokyo Classic, Hong Kong.
• 59:45
  Uh. I don't know, des Moines. That is your time last Vegas
• 59:58
  you might have you know, as far as I could tell, I think
• 1:00:02
  I caught all of them. You did name three in total, but do
• 1:00:06
  appear including Night City. So Ultra, can you reveal what you wrote down?
• 1:00:10
  You said there would be more? Okay, yeah, I wait.
• 1:00:15
  With fourteen, I think you could safely say that I underperformed, and I'm
• 1:00:22
  sorry I overestimate it. That's a point to the Flaming Crutchmen for technically being
• 1:00:30
  close a good job, but having said that, you were just throwing out
• 1:00:34
  cities there at the start Arran and just we're like, oh, oh,
• 1:00:37
  Seattle, I'll just see if it's in there. Not only is Seattle in
• 1:00:38
  there, it is the gold plated ends out of twenty different cities it could
• 1:00:45
  have been. Yeah, so three points, yes, thank you. I
• 1:00:52
  was pretty sure Seattle was in there because I remember I think the Aldacoldo's mentioned
• 1:00:55
  moving to Seattle at the end of the kid, right, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:01:00
  there we go. That maybe the only reference to Seattle in the entire
• 1:01:05
  year, apparently, So I'll take it. Wow. For the third and
• 1:01:08
  final pass, I'm going to flip the script. We're actually gonna put the
• 1:01:13
  spotlight onto the captains. Oh. Now, I know you don't know a
• 1:01:17
  ton about cyberpunk, but it is cyberpunk adjacent, I promise, okay Jesus
• 1:01:22
  Christ. And that's all I'm going to tell you is that these things are
• 1:01:24
  cyberpunk adjacent. So, Aaron and Oggie, if you could write down a
• 1:01:29
  guess or just honestly hold a number in your head that you won't change.
• 1:01:35
  Oh, I got it, perfect, perfect, of how many you think
• 1:01:39
  your teammate will get in this list, I've written it down. I've written
• 1:01:43
  it down perfect, perfect, and as always the store gold plated answer Jason,
• 1:01:49
  Oh, we'll begin with you. Yes, and your cyberpunk adjacent topic
• 1:01:54
  very much matches your muse. It is characters from cyberpunk edge runners. Okay,
• 1:02:00
  okay, oh, okay, memoring things, so your time stots.
• 1:02:07
  Now. There's David, there's Lucy, there's Rebecca. There's Tank maybe is
• 1:02:13
  his name? Maybe it's uh, there's oh fucking hell, there's h Adam
• 1:02:20
  Smasher makes an appearance. I know that Gene carl Esposito's in that as well.
• 1:02:24
  He's pretty din account he's hey, shut up unless he's as himself.
• 1:02:30
  Falco. Uh, Falco is a guy. He's played by Matthew Mercer.
• 1:02:37
  I don't remember god Rebecca's brother. Ten seconds with the mohawk? Uh uh?
• 1:02:45
  Do you want to throw out guess the name of that character? You
• 1:02:46
  got five seconds? Uh? No, man Chester smash, I don't smash.
• 1:02:54
  Guy, our good friend, my good friend of yours. Chester's welcome
• 1:03:00
  to the pod. Well, I can reveal that you got five correct answers
• 1:03:05
  there. Okay, let's see what he wrote down wrote four? Oh close,
• 1:03:12
  man, all right, I can nice nice. It can only be
• 1:03:16
  beaten by a by a dead on or it can be tied with another one
• 1:03:20
  away. Did I get a golden ticket answer? Oh you didn't. I'm
• 1:03:23
  so sorry. I was looking for Kiwi. Oh yeah, that's right.
• 1:03:27
  The one with the with the mouth, the other one with the mouth.
• 1:03:30
  She doesn't have a mouth, iconically without a mouth. She doesn't have a
• 1:03:37
  mouth. You know that, a mask in the mouth. Yeah, alright,
• 1:03:40
  best of luck, Audra. Okay, here we go, a word
• 1:03:45
  bless us everyone. Yeah. Your cyberpunk adjacent category is games developed by CD
• 1:03:54
  Project Red. Oh okay, time stots now Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven. Oh
• 1:04:02
  yeah, that one. I forgot about that one. The Witcher one.
• 1:04:08
  Yeah yeah, I think there's just was just like a Monster Slayer game,
• 1:04:15
  Monster Hunter find out. Um the Fire and Blood DLC the second not the
• 1:04:25
  name of the l but okay, um blood and wine, thank you?
• 1:04:30
  Um. And then god, I genuinely I'm just gonna say the Witcher point
• 1:04:36
  zero point five, So a couple of prequels. I say, there's two
• 1:04:41
  prequels ten seconds and then Lord Almighty, I have no fucking I don't know
• 1:04:49
  they did not publish lod Almighty. I have no I feel like I should
• 1:04:55
  I should have known more. I mean it was pretty I can only two
• 1:05:00
  more off the top of my head. Gwent and the Witcher Adventure game.
• 1:05:03
  Oh they made a separate Gwent Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like
• 1:05:08
  it's like a free to play I think. But yo, yeah you did
• 1:05:13
  name five that wow? So same as me. That's that's pretty good.
• 1:05:17
  Now. Um so let's see what Aaron rod I apologize, Audre. I
• 1:05:21
  legitimately thought it was going to go as well for you as it did for
• 1:05:24
  me. So I said three. Did she get the golden ticket answer?
• 1:05:31
  She didn't. The golden answer was actually the iOS game Rote Race. Wow.
• 1:05:41
  Sorry, So that will be a point to the Flaming Crotchman then,
• 1:05:45
  so is that? This is my question? Is the Witcher's horse like is
• 1:05:50
  Roach the horse a reference to Roach Race? Or is Roach Race a horse
• 1:05:56
  racing game? Or is it a race between cockroaches it's a very literal game
• 1:06:01
  or is it a discussion about racing in the roach community? Yes, roach
• 1:06:08
  community, it's a bugslide talk. Yeah. Well actually that is the direction
• 1:06:14
  of Pixar movies. Yeah. Yeah, so it's a horse racing game with
• 1:06:17
  roach. Yes, it was made after the Witcher three. If that's what
• 1:06:20
  you're asking, yes, Wow, that is what I was asking. That's
• 1:06:25
  the end of the round. Thanks to our partners at Eurobusiness Machines, we
• 1:06:29
  have the technology to calculate the scores in a matter of seconds. Any second
• 1:06:33
  now. We can do that now any second. Now? Why is new
• 1:06:36
  tech always so slow? Okay, okay, the Flaming Crotchmen are on six
• 1:06:43
  points, but because of that goal Plate did answer, the Ultra Caldos are
• 1:06:46
  in the lead with nine points. That is nuts delicious. That's the way
• 1:06:53
  the cookie crumbles. That's not a reference to cyberpunk. It's just a turn
• 1:06:57
  of phrase. Cookie also deliciis also have to do with computersok He's gonna be
• 1:07:08
  filled the cyberpunk as soon as I open up my Amazon, They're gonna know,
• 1:07:11
  they're gonna want to Yeah, I want to delete that history. Just
• 1:07:17
  Lucy body Pillow doing in my shopping car. I haven't watched the show,
• 1:07:21
  Yeah I feel like I should. I like how it's based on that comment.
• 1:07:28
  You told me? What about that, Lucy say no more? Well
• 1:07:35
  up next is round three. But first we've got to play another set of
• 1:07:40
  ads. I know, but for this episode. Think of them as adding
• 1:07:44
  to the esthetic of the fandom, especially that ad for blue Chow see you
• 1:07:47
  after this. I don't know if we get blue Choo in our smart algorithm
• 1:07:58
  thing, but what is bluetoo was? I think it's a viagraal alternative.
• 1:08:00
  Oh, blue shoe, blue cheer. The wrestling podcasts I listened to always
• 1:08:06
  have it advertise these when I bundled off my lucy body pillow. What's going
• 1:08:13
  on now? Yeah? Right, oh yeah, sorry professional wrestling? Yeah,
• 1:08:20
  oh yes, yes, no, it's as far as I can tell.
• 1:08:23
  It's because it's a bunch of old legends like chatting and talking. So
• 1:08:26
  they're all guys in their fifties and sixties who are like, I really need
• 1:08:30
  this. Brother really helped me out. Okay. Round three is called i
• 1:08:36
  MDB Trivia, which today stands for Interactive Media Delayed and buggy, although it
• 1:08:43
  turns out not as not as buggy if you have a PC. Apparently,
• 1:08:48
  in this game, I'll be asking our teams a series of fun fact style
• 1:08:51
  trivia questions with multiple choice answers, just classic quizzing easy. Now. The
• 1:08:58
  last time we played this game, in the third Rock episode, we had
• 1:09:00
  a visual question board, and we called the game lead Gapers. That was
• 1:09:04
  sort of a parody of thirty rock parodies. Um, it's back to being
• 1:09:09
  called IMDb trivia excited think. Okay, I get to make the joke about
• 1:09:12
  the acronyms and stuff, but I really loved the word boards aspect of players
• 1:09:15
  of like picking a question based on a singular word. So I've kept that.
• 1:09:18
  Okay, However, I've got a few messages that said the whole crude
• 1:09:23
  drawing of someone gaping their asshole was a little two crass and that I'm above
• 1:09:28
  that, although you know, I can't really I can't really draw anything else.
• 1:09:32
  It's the problem. So I've I've just done a gaping anus again.
• 1:09:36
  Ah, is it cyber? Oh? Oh, it's it's exactly who has
• 1:09:43
  the exact same problems. It's it's such a tragedy, I understand. So
• 1:09:49
  it's as simple as there'll be three questions per team. Your captains will choose
• 1:09:54
  the word for you. Oh, you can choose the word if you can
• 1:09:56
  read it, or they read it out for you, and it will correspond
• 1:09:59
  to a multiple choice question. So would you like the words on the left
• 1:10:02
  cheek, the right cheek, the left hand the right hand, the left
• 1:10:04
  thigh, or the right thigh. And those words are free, cameo,
• 1:10:13
  valve, reality, extinct, and vehicle. And we will begin with the
• 1:10:20
  flaming croutch man. Okay, okay, those are all words that I have
• 1:10:26
  when I look at a gaping asshole. Yeah. Are you feeling strong about
• 1:10:30
  any of these words? Lead? They're on any words in the center.
• 1:10:32
  Man, I'm just I'm staring at that gaping answer. I can't get my
• 1:10:35
  hand. I can't see that. It's too powerful. It's too powerful.
• 1:10:40
  I will say, I feel strongly about Cameo. Came only to take it
• 1:10:45
  at least away from Aaron. I'll trust, I'll trust you, I'll trust
• 1:10:47
  that words on me. I just can't. I can't take my eyes away.
• 1:10:51
  Okay, okay, so you've gone with Cameo. Yeah. Your question
• 1:10:56
  related to Cameo is which video game legend has a cameo in Cyberpunk twenty seventy
• 1:11:02
  seven? Is it Shigeru Miyamoto, whoa Nolan North more Hideo Kajima means one
• 1:11:11
  of them? Does? Yeah? Do you know this off the top of
• 1:11:15
  your head? I will say Shagero Miamoto is probably a hard pass considering that
• 1:11:18
  he's such a Nintendo guy. He's so busy, um, but he really
• 1:11:24
  only makes appearances for Nintendo rex. He's not very into the social media's or
• 1:11:28
  anything like that. Like he's very Nintendo, um, whereas Hideo Kajima and
• 1:11:33
  Nolan North very social media heavy. Yeah yeah, so hmm yeah, that's
• 1:11:40
  that's where I'm at too, those two there, Okay. Nolan North is
• 1:11:44
  easy because he's he's a voice actor, Like, that's that's easy. Hideo
• 1:11:47
  Kajima, though, is not above putting himself in his own video game,
• 1:11:50
  which we've seen with with Metal Gear Solid. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:11:55
  So I think, yeah, I'm thinking I'm leaning towards Hideo Kajima. Yeah,
• 1:11:59
  me too, because he seems like the type of person who would be
• 1:12:01
  a fan of this franchise as well. Not Yeah, yeah, I don't
• 1:12:04
  think. Let's go roll into the and they're like, hey, I want
• 1:12:08
  to roll random roll in your video game? Yeah yeah, and they totally
• 1:12:12
  fucking let him because he has that cloud. Yeah yeah, yeah, we
• 1:12:15
  can make that happen. Yeah, let's go with Kajima. So you're going
• 1:12:19
  with Kajima. It is Kajima. Yes. The only thing that was said
• 1:12:25
  on the trivia section, was Kajima appears in the heist mission. I assume
• 1:12:29
  there might be multiple hight missions the heist mission, guy, you know the
• 1:12:32
  one where they do a crime. Yeah, but you know that thing.
• 1:12:34
  It's referring specifically to the to the opening plot important one. Oh, heist
• 1:12:41
  theist Okay, yeah, no, I know exactly where you find him.
• 1:12:45
  Okay, Oh yeah, look out for Kajima Heist mission hist mission. Look
• 1:12:50
  by the bar. There's your hint. Oh. Okay, we'll tease that
• 1:12:55
  from Oki from when I play this game apparently. Yeah, yes, you're
• 1:12:58
  back. You're back onto playing the game now, Yeah, there is Okay,
• 1:13:04
  Aaron mentioned just a second ago, being able to notice nothing else but
• 1:13:09
  the hole in the center of the board. I forgot to mention a format
• 1:13:12
  point. Once all six questions that answered, our teams will go head to
• 1:13:15
  head inside the black Hole of Knowledge. True, yes, that's something final
• 1:13:20
  question. But for now, Audra and Aaron, I need a word corresponding
• 1:13:28
  to a question. Pla Audra, any preference none for me? Um extinct
• 1:13:32
  is sticking out to me only in the sense of, then the hands are
• 1:13:39
  both symmetrically cleared. Okay, and maybe if we erase the hands. You
• 1:13:45
  know what, Yeah, I appreciate your aesthetic determined decision. Um, let's
• 1:13:53
  but that's all I've got, man, I'll roll with it. It's fine.
• 1:13:55
  I have preference for any of those others. Okay, going for the
• 1:13:59
  question on the left hand or the right hand, depending on how you're looking
• 1:14:01
  at the board. Yeah, well yeah, yeah, do the motion off
• 1:14:09
  camera, I reckon oldra Yeah, like this, this and then yeah,
• 1:14:15
  it all practice. It honestly looked more like I was Naruto running. I
• 1:14:21
  just put my hands back. Listen. If we know anything about Naruto runners
• 1:14:26
  is that they have gaping ass laughing. Do you know if if if my
• 1:14:33
  parents ever here this one, I'll say that that's it's a picture of someone
• 1:14:36
  doing a Naruta run, and then they'll be like, what the hell's that?
• 1:14:41
  Okay, so extinct, it's Your's the question that corresponds to this question,
• 1:14:45
  which animal is canonically extinct in the world of Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven.
• 1:14:51
  Is it a pandas B eagles or c sharks? Hmm? All plausible in
• 1:14:58
  our world? Yeah, now, these all really plausible. It's not cows.
• 1:15:02
  Uh, I am not sure. I mean just the reality given that
• 1:15:11
  there are only two thousand left in our current day world means I'm leaning towards
• 1:15:15
  pandas. But for some reason, sharks is jumping out at me and I
• 1:15:20
  don't know why. Oh scary, I mean, well, not actual sharks.
• 1:15:28
  The word sharks is jumping out from a gaping anis and I don't know
• 1:15:31
  why. I was also thinking sharks because if the oceans are gone, I
• 1:15:42
  don't know, it's the future. John. I don't think they are gone,
• 1:15:45
  but I think maybe it's hard for living organisms to live in them.
• 1:15:49
  I know, um that a lot of animals in the game world are genetically
• 1:15:57
  created and grown, but not exactly you know, born as it were.
• 1:16:01
  Um, So I am genuinely not sure, but I I want to go
• 1:16:10
  with sharks. But it's it's your call. Let's go with sharks. I
• 1:16:14
  think your instincts are going to be better than mine. You're going with Shocks.
• 1:16:17
  It is Shocks who The other two may also be extinct in the world,
• 1:16:21
  but according to the canon, the main one that is extinct Shocks interesting
• 1:16:27
  fascinating. It just never comes up in the game if they are or not.
• 1:16:30
  But yeah, to remember somebody mentioning that sharks are extinct at some point.
• 1:16:36
  I just can't remember who were aware, doesn't matter, not the game,
• 1:16:42
  I got it right, Yeah, somehow, flaming crotchman. As I
• 1:16:45
  point the anus in your direction as you do, what would you like so
• 1:16:53
  as reference Algie? Uh, there's free reality, Valve and vehicle. Ah,
• 1:17:00
  okay, what do you thinking? I wonder if Valve means the game
• 1:17:03
  studio Valve and not right, I'm plumbing wondering that myself, and I'm kind
• 1:17:09
  of interested in checking it out. Yeah, we're interested check out plumbing mini
• 1:17:14
  games. It's like BioShock where you have to come Mario jumps out of a
• 1:17:21
  toilet with a gun Marrio. Okay, wow, your question related to Valve
• 1:17:32
  is which character from Valves Expanded Universe do we hear the voice of in one
• 1:17:40
  of Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven's missions. Act humor me Algie, and I'll read
• 1:17:48
  out the multiple choice answers, but I know you know it. You hear
• 1:17:51
  GLaDOS. There we go, Yeah it is GLaDOS, fuck you mad Clatos.
• 1:17:58
  Yeah, the choices. Yeah, the point. I don't mean to
• 1:18:03
  be that guy, but like I know it. Yeah, no, you
• 1:18:06
  got it. So you've been out of the other character scored in freemanch Yeah,
• 1:18:10
  that was the other one on that, the only one all night that
• 1:18:12
  I was absolutely sure. W yeah, finally yes, yeah, I never
• 1:18:20
  have them credit again. Do you a fleet? Done? All right,
• 1:18:27
  then we'll just move straight back on. I'll tell you the left side is
• 1:18:30
  working for us, works for us? Yeah, well I love it.
• 1:18:35
  We can keep it copasetic and go at the bottom right. Oh. I
• 1:18:41
  was immediately going to say the left side is working for them. We should
• 1:18:43
  get the last left that you want to take it from them. We can
• 1:18:45
  do that. They tried to take cameo from me, but I would have
• 1:18:48
  got that question wrong. So I don't know if the left side is going
• 1:18:54
  to work for us, but if we stop it from working for them,
• 1:18:56
  maybe it would take free. Why not, let's do it. It'll be
• 1:19:00
  very funny if it bites us. Yay, you are taking free. I
• 1:19:03
  am down to lose points in favor of content. That's a yeah, that
• 1:19:06
  is the correct attitude to app on the podcast. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:11
  just heads up. Points don't matter. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's right.
• 1:19:15
  You're right, Yeah matter doesn't it? Yeah? Okay, here's your
• 1:19:26
  question as a publicity stunt. Who did CD Project Red send a free collectors
• 1:19:31
  edition of Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven. Two? Was it A A guy who
• 1:19:36
  admitted to purchasing one hundred collectors editions of the Witcher three Wild Hunt? B,
• 1:19:42
  A guy who shouted your breathtaking at Keyanu Reeves during Microsoft's twenty nineteen e
• 1:19:47
  three presentation, or C Keanu Reeves. Oh that's dirty. I am going
• 1:19:58
  to nix the stanser right away. I don't think it was someone who purchased
• 1:20:02
  a hundred copies of the Witcher collection edition, because, um, how is
• 1:20:08
  that a publicity stunt? He's gonna make that news now. But I do
• 1:20:15
  think someone saying your breath taking, yeah, And I was immediately going to
• 1:20:20
  go with it until they said Keanu Reeves as well? Having said that,
• 1:20:25
  like, I don't think that's a publicity stunt to give a copy of the
• 1:20:29
  game that someone worked on to them. It feels more like a publicity stunt
• 1:20:33
  to give it to the guy who shouted your breathtaking. So I think you're
• 1:20:38
  right, and I think we should go with B. Let's go for it.
• 1:20:41
  You're going with B. It is B? Yeah, exactly Here they
• 1:20:44
  gave it to you. I don't know if anyone else remembers that. I
• 1:20:46
  do thousand one of the best moments I think for that whole yeah thing.
• 1:20:51
  I think that's why the game kind of stuck it out was because that of
• 1:20:57
  Keanu Reeves, Like, yeah, yeah, is that held the glue together
• 1:21:00
  while it was melting? Yea, and correct me if I'm wrong too,
• 1:21:05
  Like, wasn't that E three? Like Cyberpunk was not Xbox exclusive, but
• 1:21:10
  it was during the Microsoft panel, and like everyone was like, who fucking
• 1:21:14
  cares? And then Cyberpunk happened. They're like, oh, wait, Keanu
• 1:21:17
  Reeves walked out and then everybody cared. Yeah, exactly, who gives a
• 1:21:24
  shit about anything Microsoft is doing? Right now? Wait? I care so
• 1:21:29
  much? Flaming crotchan. Oh they took the left cheek from tell the other
• 1:21:35
  cheek. Yeah, well we've got reality on the cheek and vehicle on the
• 1:21:41
  thigh. Sound more philosophical than I think reality vehicle. I don't know why
• 1:21:55
  that's. I don't know much about vehicles period. I'm not gonna lie to
• 1:21:58
  you anything about your Yeah. Yeah, so yeah, let's get let's get
• 1:22:03
  reality away from Yeah, reality got to get the reality away from the keeping
• 1:22:10
  asshole. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's getting too real, getting too real
• 1:22:14
  as I rub that away. Yeah okay in a sexy way, but not
• 1:22:19
  in a sexy way, just a very utilitarian way. Um, here's your
• 1:22:24
  question on reality. What did CD project Reds do to ensure Night City looked
• 1:22:30
  realistic? Did they pay to access Google's macro data of Google street View so
• 1:22:36
  they could map small areas of multiple real cities into the game, be higher
• 1:22:42
  city planners to design the layout of the city, or see higher architect Adrian
• 1:22:47
  Smith, who designed the Birge Khalifa, to design the most prominent buildings within
• 1:22:53
  the city. Damn, I zero context, dude, I don't don't even
• 1:23:00
  know this. Um yeah, yeah, if any of these are true,
• 1:23:04
  that like which one of them are awesome? Um? But I almost feel
• 1:23:11
  like the second I feel like I've heard it somewhere, But I don't know
• 1:23:14
  if I heard it from this project or if I heard it from like Beyond
• 1:23:17
  Good and Evil, Like their project were hiring contractors to literally blueprint the city
• 1:23:23
  for them to make a funk yeah ish city. Yeah, so I had
• 1:23:27
  a little bit of aversion to it, but I don't know. I'm leaning
• 1:23:30
  towards that. I don't think they hired anyone specific. I think they hired
• 1:23:32
  no bunch of contracts. Okay, so we're in agreeance. Yeah. I
• 1:23:35
  I immediately if I had to nix one of them, it would be the
• 1:23:38
  birds Khalipha one. Um. I could see the first one only because I
• 1:23:42
  know that is a technique that you can do um in like filmmaking for CGI
• 1:23:47
  purposes, like to just put in a city scape like a skyline of La
• 1:23:51
  real quick or yeah, or a bird's eye view situation like you can three
• 1:23:56
  D scan Google image or have like a drone do like a fly by and
• 1:24:00
  three D scam that and superimpose shapes really fast. It's not funny, it's
• 1:24:03
  just a bit of industry knowledge for you. Yeah yeah, yeah, just
• 1:24:10
  I used to want to make movies. Um, but uh so, but
• 1:24:14
  I will go if your gut two with B, because I mean we all
• 1:24:17
  fucking play Tycoon City right, like, oh my god, yeah that's the
• 1:24:20
  thing. I still have like a grid sheet paper nearby and gives ever decided
• 1:24:26
  to pick it up again? Fuck yeah yeah yeah hell yeah. So based
• 1:24:29
  on that gut feeling, let's go B y B yeah city plan is it
• 1:24:32
  is they hired a team of city plan is to design nice dude, where
• 1:24:40
  on this on this butt related game? We're just working around this asshole?
• 1:24:45
  Dude, all the cracks of crevices up? Oh my god, yoh?
• 1:24:55
  Why am I getting hungrier? As a pragmaticist, he thinks about the exit
• 1:25:04
  before the He's like, no spicy food today? Is the name of the
• 1:25:13
  Fetters? Okay, the Ultra Caldos. You are left with one final word,
• 1:25:20
  which is vehicle vehicle? So here is that question. There is a
• 1:25:26
  decal on the rear right panel of V's car. What is it a decal
• 1:25:30
  of? Is it a roach the horse from the Witcher series? Is it
• 1:25:34
  me the Wolf medallion from the Witcher series? Or is it C the letters
• 1:25:40
  C, I R I well series from the Witcher series. Oh oh,
• 1:25:46
  I'm trying to like spell that out in my hand. I'm like, what
• 1:25:48
  is that spell? Any ideas on this? Dra? I genuinely don't remember
• 1:25:59
  I what's I don't know for a car either? However, the answer that
• 1:26:03
  jumped out to me was the Wolf medallion, And I don't know why I
• 1:26:09
  think I like that one. I did want to nix the serie one because
• 1:26:13
  I looked up the wording, like to see what what was the general wording
• 1:26:17
  of her quote when she left? So I looked up Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven
• 1:26:23
  Sirie and I didn't see anything in the back of the car that I know.
• 1:26:27
  Okay, okay, I do miss things wrote. But I would probably
• 1:26:30
  go with the wolf medallion since from a perspective of it's you know, the
• 1:26:36
  transportation transportation. Um is Matt clever enough to have put that together? A
• 1:26:44
  very good question? Yes, okay, thank you. I'd also like to
• 1:26:50
  ride Syria. So sorry, I'm so stop you in the guts it will
• 1:27:01
  listen worth it? Um, So do we want it? Initial instinct was
• 1:27:06
  the wolf medallion. Yes, but my gut's been wrong before. Um not
• 1:27:11
  in not in this episode. But my my gut has been wrong before.
• 1:27:15
  Um. Pragmaticis but I'm willing to die in this hill. So uh yeah,
• 1:27:20
  I would probably go with wolf medallion. But I don't know why saying
• 1:27:26
  let's go for a wolf medallion. It is not and I am clever enough.
• 1:27:30
  It is, it is something. It just it made sense. I
• 1:27:38
  don't know where my head was getting the wolf medallion from. As the problem
• 1:27:42
  it could have been. It's a good little symbol with like jagged edges,
• 1:27:45
  which is where it feels cyberpunk esque, cyberpunk esque, cyberpunk, cyberpunky.
• 1:27:53
  That's that's like Punky Brewster like punk. It's not. It doesn't feel quite
• 1:27:58
  as intent like hardcore pretending. I know the American reference, though, it's
• 1:28:02
  fine. I wish that was one of your team names. Cyberpunky Brewster.
• 1:28:09
  Just ninety minutes too late. Okay, before we finished this round. You
• 1:28:15
  must now go head to head. Tessa TETs Oh inside the black hole of
• 1:28:19
  knowledge. This is how I can't be on real TV because I'd laugh at
• 1:28:25
  every time something like that happened. Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven is one of the
• 1:28:29
  most expensive video games ever made. But what was its budget? Oh,
• 1:28:33
  I used to know this. Yeah, it was something crazy. It was
• 1:28:36
  something crazy and flaming crotch men. You can you can throw out an answer
• 1:28:41
  first, um, give me a give me a ballpark number here algia,
• 1:28:45
  because it's been a while since I've listened or heard the budgets of video games.
• 1:28:50
  I know, like one of the most expensive movies ever produced was like
• 1:28:55
  four ninety eight million dollars, but like, how expensive is a video game
• 1:28:58
  generally speaking? Well, I don't know what the general cost of a video
• 1:29:02
  game is, um, but I think this one was up in the millions,
• 1:29:08
  like right, for sure. I think it was. I just don't
• 1:29:10
  know if it was a single digit million or a double digit million. It's
• 1:29:13
  got to be a double digit million because when you think about like sales,
• 1:29:16
  right, it's sixty to seventy bucks a pop. And then when we talk
• 1:29:20
  about triple A games, they're definitely hitting the millions within the first month generally
• 1:29:26
  speaking of like sales, Yeah, um is like a big in So it's
• 1:29:30
  definitely double millions because if you're making sixty mil, you know, that's a
• 1:29:35
  that's a turn up everybody within the larger lifespan of the video game. Yeah,
• 1:29:41
  I agree, So what are you thinking? I'm thinking closer. My
• 1:29:45
  number is like two point five two point five million, Yeah, but something
• 1:29:51
  to me states is bigger than that, like almost I think it really is.
• 1:29:56
  I think like ten mil, least ten mil at least. Yeah,
• 1:29:59
  to make it like that's a that's a fat video game, right right,
• 1:30:01
  because I feel because I feel like they put a lot of money in the
• 1:30:04
  advertisement a lot of money, right, rehashing the crap out of it after
• 1:30:09
  launch? Yeah in Keanu Reeves, Yeah, like they got Yeah, So
• 1:30:15
  all right, I'm gonna gonna need to announce that. I think ten mil,
• 1:30:17
  ten mil, say ten mil? Yeah, all right, so we
• 1:30:20
  had double digits. Let's throw it eva to the other team. Let's get
• 1:30:23
  announce from you guys, Adre. It is way more than that, but
• 1:30:27
  we can just do prices right rules and go ten million. And I was
• 1:30:31
  thinking it was way higher because yeah, our last episode that we did a
• 1:30:36
  similar thing, Sailor minimum one hundred million minimum. I was gonna go for
• 1:30:41
  one hundred millions. We said, like two hundred thousand. That's what Sailor
• 1:30:44
  moves worth. It's worth over a billion, so fourteen billions. Yeah,
• 1:30:49
  so I'm down for a hundred mil. Yeah. Well, no, let's
• 1:30:54
  let's make sure of it and just say ten million and one knock out of
• 1:31:02
  Oh are you're gonna be goaded into this by the other team. That's no,
• 1:31:05
  We're going with ten million and one ten million. Listen, listen here,
• 1:31:10
  because if it's if it's fucking like fifty, if it's forty nine point
• 1:31:13
  nine million, dollars. You're gonna eat shit and die. But I'm still
• 1:31:17
  gonna win the point. So this is stupid and the point matter. Damn
• 1:31:23
  it. Go one hundred million, he said, minimum, one hundred million.
• 1:31:26
  That's how sure he is. Minimum. We'll go fifteen million. I
• 1:31:32
  had ten million and I had fifteen million, all right, um, and
• 1:31:36
  it is yeah, prices, right rules. Let me just do the calculations
• 1:31:40
  on this one. Yeah, it's three hundred and twelve million dollars, knew
• 1:31:44
  it. That's fine, that's fine. We could have gone with one hundred
• 1:31:48
  millions of y'all, especially one built over five years insane levels. Holy still
• 1:32:00
  got to count Keanu's cash money, and they're like overtime pay and then pushing
• 1:32:08
  it back overtime pay over April to December delays and then reworks. Yeah,
• 1:32:14
  we're doing lines, oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. First, I'll
• 1:32:18
  be honest, the highest I was going to go is like sixty mil.
• 1:32:21
  So you guys would have won that regardless. There we go a good bit
• 1:32:25
  of sportsmanship that. Yeah, yeah, I don't It's been a while since
• 1:32:28
  I've looked at the fucking prices of games and how much they cost. Right,
• 1:32:31
  Yeah, So three three hundred and twelve million, about ten percent of
• 1:32:34
  the budget of a Marvel movie. Yeah, that's a two hundred MILLI it's
• 1:32:41
  the average nowadays. Okay, that's the end of round three. I've just
• 1:32:45
  had a live software update for my neural west, so the skull calculation should
• 1:32:48
  be a little less painful this time. Ow ow ow I think I think
• 1:32:53
  the microphones were interfering with the neural well, I think turn them off,
• 1:32:56
  now, turn them off, turn them off please? No? Okay,
• 1:33:00
  never burned. That's very cyberpunk. Cyberun gonna nail me to a cross and
• 1:33:09
  blow my penis up and might put put grenade on my nose. These the
• 1:33:12
  only things not necessarily in that order. Okay, those scores are the Flaming
• 1:33:21
  Crutchmen are on nine points, but the Ultra Coldos are in the lead still
• 1:33:26
  with twelve points down the increasing lead. I thought we fucking killed that round.
• 1:33:31
  We literally got three points. Oh we tie. Damn it almost like
• 1:33:35
  it wasn't even worth playing that now we had yeah, completely raise the time.
• 1:33:41
  Thank you for coming. Oh yes, so we still we still have
• 1:33:48
  our crucial quick fire rounds, so it could all change there before our final
• 1:33:53
  rounds. Let's talk prizes this episode, star Prize is the concept of play.
• 1:34:00
  Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven is, of course a video game which you play,
• 1:34:02
  but also this episode features two panel show style podcasts, and we're all
• 1:34:08
  constantly at play, which is something all adults wish they could do more often,
• 1:34:12
  especially the ones who say they don't. Yes, absolutely Jesus. But
• 1:34:17
  our winning team will also receive a Collector's edition of Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven.
• 1:34:24
  But you must also call me breathtaking. Oh that's easy, Matt. You're
• 1:34:29
  breathtaking. Thank you, You're breathtaking, Thank you, thank you. Please
• 1:34:31
  take that out of my Patreon chair that I wish to stop breathing when I
• 1:34:35
  look at you. Stop Collector's editions for everyone. Up next is our crucial
• 1:34:48
  quick fire around. But first, let me play this brain dance for you.
• 1:34:53
  It's the experience of someone listening to ninety seconds of commercials. You're welcome.
• 1:35:03
  Did I get that right? Is that what a brain dances? What
• 1:35:05
  you experience something from somebody? Yes, yes, yes, oh yes.
• 1:35:09
  It's one of my favorite functions in the game too. Is you use brain
• 1:35:12
  dances to experience people's memories? Yeah, you do it to investigate crimes,
• 1:35:18
  and it's it's really interesting the way they did it because they separate into three
• 1:35:24
  layers what the person sees, what they hear, and all their other senses
• 1:35:28
  like smell if the switch between layers, and each layer has a different visual
• 1:35:33
  effect applied to it, So the hearing layer has this really cool kind of
• 1:35:38
  blue texture to everything, right, and like any sounds just kind of you
• 1:35:43
  know in the in the Yeah, it's super cool. It's dude, that's
• 1:35:47
  sick. Those are my favorite segments of the game is when you investigate through
• 1:35:50
  a brain dance. That's so cool. Yeah. Meanwhile, everybody else uses
• 1:35:54
  it for porn story in the world brain dances, they're pretty much kind of
• 1:36:03
  media. Yeah, pretty much that dude. Yeah, that's pretty well.
• 1:36:09
  I could use my flesh light as like a magnifying class. What are you
• 1:36:16
  trying to see? Not just saying it's all part? Was only a multi
• 1:36:23
  functional like that. I don't know where it is at all times, I
• 1:36:33
  know where it is. Yeah, I'm sure we'll do a gate leapers on
• 1:36:39
  teletonis at some point you have to get Steve on for that one. We
• 1:36:45
  don't see an expert in tell tell us what's going on. I don't know,
• 1:36:51
  but he seems to be Well wait until we'll wait until the episode's defense.
• 1:37:00
  What do you put this part in the episode so as embarrassed as possible.
• 1:37:04
  Well, that sounds like permission and consent to me. He doesn't get
• 1:37:09
  embarrassed. So yeah, yeah, that man doesn't get embarrassed. Okay,
• 1:37:13
  should we do this? Let's do this? Yeah? Yeah. A final
• 1:37:16
  quick fire rounds will test your broader pop culture knowledge, and this time the
• 1:37:20
  round is called I kear knew it, And yes, it's all about Keanu
• 1:37:26
  reevesa god. All that pawn physically hurt me. Keanu Reeves is a pop
• 1:37:39
  culture icon who has transcended star power and is firmly a part of the monoculture.
• 1:37:44
  He's known as Hollywood's ultimate introverts. So now we're going to be horrible
• 1:37:47
  and shine a spotlight on him. In this game, I will give our
• 1:37:50
  players clues to a piece of Keanu Reeves related media, something that he's starred
• 1:37:55
  in, in the style of Keianu himself describing the project on a late night
• 1:38:00
  talk show. Players must then buzz in by yelling out their team names.
• 1:38:03
  Let's practice that now, as aldricaldos alcaldos is quite long compared to just crutch.
• 1:38:13
  You messed up. Okay, fine, we'll shorten it to ardor then
• 1:38:17
  ye, I'll say my own name, and I will still forget how to
• 1:38:20
  buzz in, and then once you buzz in, it's not just as simple
• 1:38:26
  as saying the media property. There's a little classic gate leaper's twist to the
• 1:38:30
  answer. Oh Keyanu Reeves appears as himself in the twenty nineteen film Always Be
• 1:38:36
  My Maybe, in which the protagonist sings, you best believe I punched Keanu
• 1:38:41
  Reeves. So before you give your answer, I'd like you to say you
• 1:38:45
  best believe it's and then give me the answer. So you buzz in with
• 1:38:50
  your team name, then you say you best believe it's and then the answer.
• 1:38:55
  If you don't say that part, I can't give you the point.
• 1:38:57
  So, for example, if I said, let me just welcome my Kiani
• 1:39:00
  voice, hang on, Hi, Hi Hello, I'm affable. Hi.
• 1:39:08
  Well, in this project, I take vengeance on those who killed my dog.
• 1:39:14
  Yes, Aaron, you best believe it is Sean Wick exactly. That
• 1:39:16
  that would be worth a point where that real question, But it was just
• 1:39:19
  the example. Yeah, So is it the movie towers character names as well
• 1:39:24
  the movie title. That was just a rare occasion where it was both.
• 1:39:30
  Yes, yeah, good point, good point. Okay, So if we're
• 1:39:33
  already, I'll start the timer. Here we go. So this project is
• 1:39:39
  very special to me because I get to float in the air and shoot guns,
• 1:39:43
  which I love. Crotch, Yes, Jason, you best believe it's
• 1:39:47
  the Matrix. It is the Matrix. I thought that's where it was,
• 1:39:53
  but I couldn't think of anything else where. He floating near and shot guns.
• 1:39:58
  Oh man, these films are so much fun to make, you know,
• 1:40:00
  to time travel is just so comulcial. Yes, Aaron shite. Yeah,
• 1:40:11
  I jumped to the gun on that one. Uh, he doesn't do
• 1:40:15
  time traveling in it, so it's not right, Crotch, Gonna throw it
• 1:40:18
  over to the other team. You best believe it's Johnny Neumonic. No,
• 1:40:24
  that's what I was gonna say. But he doesn't time travel? Is that
• 1:40:27
  not time travel? Fucking Oh? Back over? Sorry, you best believe
• 1:40:32
  it's Bill and Ted? Yeah, take stupid. How did we get Maybe
• 1:40:41
  it'll come up in a second. Oh Jesus Christ, Oh that's what I
• 1:40:45
  thought. Johnny Newmonic was about. I never watched them. Oh I feel
• 1:40:47
  dumb as hell. Okay, next one, I feel so smart. The
• 1:40:54
  tension in this film, man, it's it's NonStop action at less than fifty
• 1:40:58
  miles per hour. Crot I think that's gonna be Aaron. Yeah, uh,
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  you best believe it's speed. Yes it is. And just got nice.
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  So in this film, I play a demonologist, which isn't someone Christine's
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  skin. That's Aaron again, that's gonna be Aaron again. Yeah, you
• 1:41:18
  best believe it's Constantine. It is Constantine. Good job. Yeah, I
• 1:41:25
  was like a tiny just who oh yeah, this this project, man,
• 1:41:31
  it was a blessing to work with the late great Patrick Swayzy. And yes,
• 1:41:38
  Aaron, you best believe it's point break. Yes it is point break
• 1:41:44
  any of these movies and that's fine. That's a live process. Okay.
• 1:41:53
  Yes, so this film is based on Shakespeare or something. But all I
• 1:41:56
  know is that I got to drive across America with the late great River Phoenix.
• 1:42:00
  Why do all of my co stars die? I know the movie,
• 1:42:04
  I just don't know the title. Audrey, I don't know. Yeah,
• 1:42:10
  so Oldry, I don't know. I was gonna buzz in and then just
• 1:42:13
  say a movie. But the only one that's coming to mind is you best
• 1:42:16
  believe No Country for old men. I'd love to see the I just I
• 1:42:25
  was like, I'll try something, and then I was just like, I
• 1:42:28
  can't think of any I'll love the other team take a stab first, but
• 1:42:30
  I also want to take a stab out here. Crotch. You best believe
• 1:42:34
  it's pretty women. No, that's not it. No, it didn't start
• 1:42:40
  keyatle Reefs. But again, but again, I mean Keanu walking into that
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  dress shop to tell them all off fast. God back, I'm gonna take
• 1:42:49
  a long shot here, Audra Caldo's you best believe it's Finding November. It's
• 1:42:57
  not Finding November. It's not a Keyanu Reefs film. I I can't remember
• 1:43:00
  if that's the right title of a but there is a canna reason that's not
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  a crazy action er. Yes, and I think this is one of things
• 1:43:08
  like it's like along those lines, but I don't remember this particular film.
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  I was looking for my own private Idaho. Oh p yeah, no,
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  I know that title, but I had no idea what the movie spere.
• 1:43:21
  That river Phoenix was limit for that matter. Yeah, apparently it's based on
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  like Henry the second and third and fourth and fifth or something all crammed into
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  I don't know because about a road trip. Um, yeah, I don't
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  know enough about Shakespeare. I just sound like I do. You know.
• 1:43:40
  I got a lot of backlash for this film at first, as I was
• 1:43:43
  seen as if something as a white savior. But I'm actually what a Chinese?
• 1:43:45
  So, yes, Jesson, I'm really glad that you got to finish
• 1:43:49
  that s it's uh, you best believe it's forty seven. Yeah, I
• 1:43:57
  didn't know that. I actually watched that recently, and yeah, came off.
• 1:44:00
  He does come off his white savior. He's right in this hypothetical.
• 1:44:06
  Yeah. Oh, it was so magical to lend my voice to this world.
• 1:44:10
  I love the little plastic guys, the space man who thinks he's real
• 1:44:14
  man, I can yes, Oh, you best believe it's toy story four.
• 1:44:19
  Yes, it is toy story for like a stuntman. Yeah, he's
• 1:44:21
  like a su Yeah, I remember that being part of the market, like
• 1:44:26
  the little basic guys to talk because this conversation just sounds great. He's just
• 1:44:34
  so like, he's like very charming obviously because we love him. He's just
• 1:44:39
  so charming and affable, but he also like says like casually the weirdest hit
• 1:44:43
  on. Yeah, his role in Always Be My Maybe is so good.
• 1:44:47
  It is because he's playing himself and if he didn't write his own lines like
• 1:44:50
  that, someone studied Keanu Reeves to the mat. Yes, yeah, that's
• 1:44:56
  just like I did for these for half an hour. Wow. So this
• 1:45:01
  was kind of an early one. I think it was a Christmas movie,
• 1:45:04
  maybe a musical. I played Jack Nimble or some shit. Uh, Drew
• 1:45:11
  Barrymore's in it. I have no idea. Yes, Old, you best
• 1:45:15
  believe it's Babes in Toyland. It is Babes that Nightmare Fuel. I haven't
• 1:45:25
  thought about that movie in decades. Unlocked Memory for you God a musical.
• 1:45:31
  Hold on wow kind they sing a song about Cincinnati, my own private Cincinnati.
• 1:45:43
  Well this is actually a bit of a silly one. But when the
• 1:45:45
  opportunity arose to hang out with the Star and the Sponge, I knew it
• 1:45:49
  would be the best day ever. Yes, Jason, you best believe it's
• 1:45:54
  SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, it's He's in the SpongeBob SquarePants movie Sponge on the
• 1:45:58
  Run. Yeah, yeah, watch that one in it and I it was.
• 1:46:03
  I found out that he was in it because a podcast that I listened
• 1:46:08
  to talked about how he's turned down multiple Marvel roles but said yes to that
• 1:46:15
  smart man. Smart man. Yeah he wants Yeah, I respect it.
• 1:46:19
  Uh. Yes, So this one being mentioned is even a surprise to me.
• 1:46:24
  Uh, that is me in the picture. I guess I will admit
• 1:46:27
  here and now I am immortal. Uh, don't ask me my age or
• 1:46:30
  I'll have to kill you Panda, James Gordon and James Cordon just as just
• 1:46:35
  a little reference that crotch. Yes, you best believe this is a him,
• 1:46:43
  like a Keanu Reeves carpool karaoke segment. No, I can see how
• 1:46:46
  you got that from the James Gorden. What are you doing right now?
• 1:46:49
  What has happened? From the Audrick Caldos. Yeah, go on, I'll
• 1:46:56
  keep the questioning tone in the ass. You best believe it's Dracula. It's
• 1:47:02
  not Dracula. Now, this one's a really tough one. I was looking
• 1:47:05
  for that painting from eighteen seventy five that looks like it's Keani Ready, that's
• 1:47:11
  me. Yeah, that's that's why that's where I was going with a movie.
• 1:47:15
  Yeah, it's a description. Yeah. The description at the top was
• 1:47:17
  piece of media. Oh yeah yet piece and it will will be an adaptation.
• 1:47:23
  Sorry, piece of media I've got for you. Okay, and quick
• 1:47:29
  before the buzzer. So in this project, I play a guy with a
• 1:47:31
  cyber chip. Those yes, the best believe it's Johnny Nemonic. This one
• 1:47:38
  is Johnny Nemonic. I was hoping. I was like, yeah, okay.
• 1:47:48
  Before we get to the final scores, I'd like to thank our players.
• 1:47:51
  You've all been brilliant little punks taking on slash working with billionaires depending on
• 1:47:57
  which path you chose. Um, Aaron Ocky, you ought two thirds of
• 1:48:02
  the only other independently produced panel game show podcast that we all know of.
• 1:48:08
  Yeah, where can our listeners check how everything bfy t W Well, I
• 1:48:12
  am very pleased to say that we are in the top two a panel show
• 1:48:16
  podcasts ever made, Top on top two, top two, top two.
• 1:48:20
  Let's be fair. Um, and yeah, you can check us out at
• 1:48:26
  bfy tw podcast. We have a website bfy towpod dot com. We have
• 1:48:30
  a Patreon at Patreon dot com, slash bfy TWU. We're all over social
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  media. You can send us emails at bfy tow podcast at gmail dot com.
• 1:48:42
  Um, but yeah, generally speaking, you can find b fy tw
• 1:48:45
  podcast wherever you get your podcasts. And if you enjoy the panel show experience
• 1:48:49
  that you have with Gate Labors, you might enjoy our show and vice versa,
• 1:48:54
  which is why we are just so jazz to find somebody else who is
• 1:48:58
  inanel shows like we are and as good at them as you are. And
• 1:49:04
  I absolutely echo that statement, like if you enjoy what we do here,
• 1:49:09
  you will absolutely love bfy TW, especially if you listen to this for the
• 1:49:14
  for the games, for the weird ship that I do. Yeah, it's
• 1:49:17
  my current podcast, binge. I'm listening to a few episodes a week and
• 1:49:21
  life fantastic. Thank you so much. We do have approximately fifty percent less
• 1:49:25
  gaping anis though, I just want to get that here. Perfect links for
• 1:49:36
  all that in the show notes. Check out bfy TW. Jason, you're
• 1:49:41
  painting some minis. Where can we see those? I am? You can
• 1:49:44
  find them on my Instagram page ads and flow painting And just quickly, I
• 1:49:46
  do a wrestling podcast with my buddies from the UK called ten XT. We
• 1:49:50
  look back at episodes of ww E n x T the ed exactly a decade
• 1:49:54
  ago, and then we just generally chronicle the twenty tens along the way,
• 1:49:58
  because that's now a very old decade. So Rustling and all Britishness is a
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  thing you like ten x T that's t E n XT search that you'll find
• 1:50:06
  it wherever you get your podcasts. And a big thank you to Ash and
• 1:50:10
  Adam Wood for their continued to support at the highest tier over at Patreon dot
• 1:50:14
  com. Forward slash Gate Leapers. I'm sorry for the delay in this release.
• 1:50:16
  I even had everyone working in crunch mode, but pesky workers rights got
• 1:50:20
  in the way. So there you go. Okay, so we get to
• 1:50:25
  the final scores. It was it was a little catching up look going on.
• 1:50:28
  There, a little little back throughout the quick fire. Yeah, I
• 1:50:31
  knew very little. There was a strong start by Aaron and a strong finished
• 1:50:36
  by Aaron, and yet middle by Okay, maybe we see how this one's
• 1:50:44
  gone. I've tried to build up the tension. But the Draculs do I
• 1:50:48
  finally get it right? Noain, God damn it, you did it correctly?
• 1:50:54
  Throw out? Do you know what? The Audracouldrons win this game with
• 1:51:00
  eighteen points. The Flaming Crutchmen finish with thirteen points. Oh wow, Ultra
• 1:51:06
  and Arrow are your winners this time. Adra, Thank you for being an
• 1:51:11
  excellent captain. Thank you for being an excellent source of all knowledge. I'm
• 1:51:15
  thinks cyber like a real manager in the business fhere, I had no expertise
• 1:51:24
  and I did no work, and I just you know, get most of
• 1:51:28
  the credit, just benefit it. Yeah, I keep my status as a
• 1:51:31
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• 1:51:35
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• 1:51:54
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• 1:52:00
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• 1:52:03
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• 1:52:08
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• 1:52:11
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