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Kevin Fucking Costner · F*ck Off Fridays

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_04: Welcome back to Fuck Off Fridays with your girl Liv and your girl Charlie.
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  SPEAKER_04: Coming up this week, we have Fuck Off of the Week.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_04: We've got your green room requests.
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  SPEAKER_05: Oh, we've got another poll.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_05: We've got scenarios you were scared of as a child.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_04: Strap yourself in.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_04: I've got, instead of Rage Bait, we've got describe your ex as a store.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_04: And we've got some more voice notes and dating stories.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_04: Strap in, sit down, grab yourself a beverage, and off we go.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_05: How's your week, Slash Meekend been?
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_05: Uh so so.
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  SPEAKER_05: Now I've got something fun to share with you.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_05: Oh Jesus.
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  SPEAKER_05: Obviously, uh, I'm I don't watch the news and I'm not political at all.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_05: However, I think you'll enjoy this.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_05: So, have you heard of Larry the Cat?
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_04: Obviously.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: Absolutely, absolutely Icon.
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  SPEAKER_04: Living under a rock, of course.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: So, according to Instagram, Larry the Cat, who lives at Downing Street, has outlasted six prime ministers in his 15 years at number 10.
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  SPEAKER_05: First we had David Cameron, 2010 to 2016.
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  SPEAKER_05: Then we had Theresa May, 2016 to 2019.
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  SPEAKER_05: Then Larry outlived good old Boris.
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  SPEAKER_05: Do you like AI?
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  SPEAKER_05: 2019 to 2022.
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  SPEAKER_05: Then he had 49 days with Liz Truss in 2022, who allegedly killed the Queen.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_05: Someone told me earlier on, because apparently Liz Truss was the last person who saw the Queen in public.
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  SPEAKER_05: Oh fuck her.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_05: And then she died, R.I.P.
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  SPEAKER_05: Jesus night.
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  SPEAKER_05: What an icon.
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  SPEAKER_05: Uh and then we had Rishi Sunak from 2022 to 2024.
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  SPEAKER_05: And then we had Keir Starmer 2024 to 2026.
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  SPEAKER_05: So shout out Larry the Cat.
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  SPEAKER_05: Larry Prime Minister at this point.
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  SPEAKER_05: Chief Mouser.
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  SPEAKER_04: How do we feel about that?
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  SPEAKER_04: Chief Mouser.
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  SPEAKER_04: But can we just circle back?
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  SPEAKER_04: I hate that term.
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  SPEAKER_04: Circle back, circle back.
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  SPEAKER_04: Rishi Sunak.
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  SPEAKER_04: Weird crush.
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  SPEAKER_04: Now you've said it.
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  SPEAKER_05: I was surprised he didn't get submitted for Weird Crush because he is handsome.
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  SPEAKER_04: But I also enjoy the fact that his wife out-earned him.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: She's an icon though.
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  SPEAKER_05: What a woman.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: So go on, Larry the Cat.
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  SPEAKER_05: So that's that's that's your contribution.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_05: I enjoyed that a lot.
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  SPEAKER_05: I bury my head in the sand when it comes to the news.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_05: I don't fucking watch the news at all.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_05: No.
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  SPEAKER_05: Do you know I stopped after COVID?
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_05: COVID got too miserable, and I just stopped watching it.
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  SPEAKER_05: And I think a lot of people got obsessed.
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  SPEAKER_05: I remember, bless my dad, he was like, You watching the news?
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_05: And I was like, No.
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  SPEAKER_04: People were leaving their groceries outside for 24 hours because they were so scared what they'd been touched by.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_05: Feels like a moment in time, old COVID.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: Very strange.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_05: Um, how I do get my news though, there's a guy called, I can't remember his surname, he's Cody something on um, he's Mr.
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  SPEAKER_05: Cody someone on Instagram.
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  SPEAKER_05: And if you've seen him, he starts the start of every story and he's and he'll say things like, Wanna know what's going on at Downing Street, but you don't want to look like a thicky thicky dumdum in front of your friends.
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  SPEAKER_05: Well, I've got to know who you're talking about.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I know who's right.
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  SPEAKER_05: And he then gives an overview in layman's terms, which makes sense.
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  SPEAKER_05: So that's how I'm getting my news now.
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  SPEAKER_05: And I don't know if that's a sign of the times that nobody wants to be of our generation.
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  SPEAKER_05: I don't want to be watching the news because it's too depressing.
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  SPEAKER_05: But he delivers news to me in a format that I enjoy, and what I enjoy the most is not only does he make sense, but he does all of his videos like holding his mic from really random places.
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  SPEAKER_05: So one minute he's like outside a flat building and then he's in a graveyard, but I really enjoy him.
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  SPEAKER_05: Fucking dark.
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  SPEAKER_05: I know, but he's great.
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  SPEAKER_04: Speaking of the news, something I think you're gonna enjoy, because I fucking enjoyed.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_04: To go on.
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  SPEAKER_04: The Argentinian government they found 13,000 men that hadn't paid any form of child support.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I think I have heard about this yet.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_04: And they reported them to FIFA, right?
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  SPEAKER_04: So they can travel, but they can't watch any fucking football games.
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  SPEAKER_04: They cannot enter a stadium.
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  SPEAKER_04: How good is that?
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I like 13,000.
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  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_04: I support that.
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  SPEAKER_04: That's the one bit I did think.
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  SPEAKER_05: Imagine getting to the gates and be like, sorry, sir, you can't come in.
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  SPEAKER_05: Why is that?
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  SPEAKER_05: I've got a ticket.
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  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I can't pay your child support, you piece of shit.
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  SPEAKER_04: Emily Pankhurst at the Ready.
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  SPEAKER_04: Love it.
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  SPEAKER_04: Fucking ignited.
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  SPEAKER_04: I love it.
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  SPEAKER_04: I enjoyed that.
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  SPEAKER_04: Um, so I had some messages from another Kiwi friend.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_04: You haven't actually met this Kiwi friend.
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  SPEAKER_04: So big up Jamie.
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  SPEAKER_04: I haven't seen her in a couple of years.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_04: She basically moved, she was dating someone over here and then she they split and she moved back.
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  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, she is now dating a cool musician, and I am gonna give him a shout out.
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  SPEAKER_05: Does he know this is coming?
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_04: No, he has no idea it's coming, but it does mean I have to find his name.
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  SPEAKER_04: But he's got a little blue tick and everything.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_04: Um, please hold cooler.
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  SPEAKER_04: Brad Staley.
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  SPEAKER_04: I hope I'm saying his name right.
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  SPEAKER_04: Brad Staley official.
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  SPEAKER_04: Um apparently he's weirdly obsessed with us, which I'm here for.
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  SPEAKER_04: And she messaged me when I was at my solstice swim the other day, due to the time different, naturally, and I'm gonna read it to you.
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  SPEAKER_04: She said, Girl, got quite a Google for you.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_04: First and foremost, I fucking love you, and I'm entirely entirely obsessed with fuck off Fridays.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, go on.
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  SPEAKER_04: Consider it my favourite part of the week, even on the other side of the world.
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  SPEAKER_04: But even better, I've managed to somehow entice my partner into it, and he's obsessed.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_04: He's a musician, and I have a fair amount to do with his socials, mostly run them, but had just seen this notification where he's obviously taken it upon himself to follow you.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I love that.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_04: He takes the pod so seriously, and I've actually caught him using the rage bait content on his boys.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_04: He's made a note of all the goodies that he likes and is storing them for as and when required moments.
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  SPEAKER_04: She went on to say miss your face so you soon, etc.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_04: But um, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: I like that a lot.
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  SPEAKER_05: We're reaching New Zealand, men are listening.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_05: Men are listening.
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  SPEAKER_04: I don't know if they're gonna be listening after the body count episode, but we'll see.
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  SPEAKER_04: Um, but yeah, I really enjoyed that.
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  SPEAKER_04: That's really nice.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, blessed.
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  SPEAKER_04: I like that a lot.
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  SPEAKER_04: I haven't I haven't seen or spoken to her.
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  SPEAKER_04: Well, I haven't spoken to her for a couple of months, but I haven't seen her for a couple of years, so it was nice to hear.
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  SPEAKER_05: I love that.
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  SPEAKER_04: We're reaching, we're reaching.
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  SPEAKER_04: Gore New Zealand, we're international.
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  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, swiftly moving on to our fuck off of the week.
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  SPEAKER_05: What's your fuck off of the week?
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_04: You're gonna understand where I'm going with this.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_04: Old friends, old friends, yeah.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_04: That I mean, I still have no clarity on it because just the way she handled it.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_04: Why, and I've spoken about this before.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_04: You decided to block me and never give any explanation after one of the toughest situations in my life, can I just say?
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_04: Why are you now unblocking me and coming back around?
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  SPEAKER_04: Ooh, a little lurker there, I see.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I see you.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_04: I see you.
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  SPEAKER_05: How did you know that they'd unblocked you?
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_05: Did you search and you saw they'd unblocked you?
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  SPEAKER_04: Because I saw what I saw over the weekend that I updated you on eyes everywhere.
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  SPEAKER_04: I wonder if they're listening now.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, 100%.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_04: Curiosity will kill the cat with that one.
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  SPEAKER_04: Big brother's watching.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Big Brother is watching.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_05: That's strange.
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  SPEAKER_04: What is that about?
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_04: I still find the whole thing.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_04: Make your peace with it.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck them off.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_04: If I'm done with someone, you're done.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_04: You're done, I'm blocked.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_05: I find, but just the whole like friends ghosting you, I still find a really strange thing, especially when you've been friends.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_05: When you've been friends for a long time.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_05: 17 years.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, 17.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_05: The lack of explanation and just disappearing off the face of the earth.
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  SPEAKER_05: I just think it's just not warranted.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_05: Like, have you no respect for that person?
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: It's just really unkind.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_05: Fuck you.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so that's my fuck off.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_05: What's yours?
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_05: Um, I don't really have one other than, like I mentioned, the news is a bit neggy.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_05: The news is neggy everywhere you go at the moment.
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  SPEAKER_05: I feel like there's a couple of pages on Instagram actually that people have sent me that's like basically nice news, and it'll be things like a panda has been born at this zoo in China, or here's someone who's done a really nice thing for charity.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_05: And I feel like we need to pump more of that stuff into people's lives.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_05: Like, give us something that's uplifting.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_04: Speaking of good news, our friend Jasmine.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_04: We can chime in with this.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, go on.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_04: The Sunday Mail Dispatch.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yes.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_04: We have it here.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_04: If you want to sign up to a mail club, she's a well, she calls it the Snail Mail Club, but it's called the Sunday Dispatch.
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  SPEAKER_04: $7.99 a month.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_04: And she does a little.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, it's so cute.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_05: Do you want to explain what it is for people that don't know what it is?
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_04: Hold caller.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_04: Rich is gonna have a go at me for moving my microphone.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_04: I'm waiting for the bollocking.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_04: Um, basically, she does a good news newspaper and she writes loads of things that are good.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_04: You don't have any bad news.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_04: She does a one every month, and then it's a mixed mixtape kind of thing, but she's on Spotify.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_04: So Oh, nice.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_05: Not like a Westlife CD situation where you get given something that you can.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_04: She wanted to do a CD, but you can't really know.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_04: So basically, she puts there's like little postcards and stickers and things, but this one will give you a soundtrack to listen to.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_04: Um, she puts a couple of stickers in it, and it's all about spending less time online.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I like it.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_04: On your phone.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_04: I like it.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_04: And it's$7.99 a month, and it's quite a nice thing, as she puts it, and this is how she markets it's something nice to receive in the post that isn't a bill.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_04: And her branding is really, really lovely.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_04: It looks really smart.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_05: We'll give her a little share.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_05: Go on, the girl.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_05: So obviously, we're in speaking of more good news, obviously, we're in this is week number two in the glorious studio.
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  SPEAKER_05: The shirt factory.
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  SPEAKER_05: The shirt factory in Gloucester with our boy Rich.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_05: Say hello to everybody.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_05: Hello.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_05: He's back again.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_05: We're so gay.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_05: He loves it.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_05: He's back gay.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_05: It's a dying art.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_05: We're bringing back gay.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_05: I love the word.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_05: I love a gay.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_05: And I love the word gay.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, exactly.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_05: We're bringing back gay.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_05: So we were talking the other day, weren't we, about what are your green room requests, which Rich, I will say I have not received munchies or crispy MMs.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_06: Did you actually put that in there?
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_06: I didn't see that.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_06: I put it in the group chat.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_05: What were my green room requests?
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_05: Crispy MMs and munchies.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_06: You didn't, to be fair, know what it was to be.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_04: Would either of you like to explain to our listeners what the fuck a green room request is?
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_05: What's the word news?
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_05: Green rider.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_06: It's called a rider.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_06: A green rider.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_06: A green rider.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_06: That's what's called.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_05: So I'm for everyone else, I'm just gonna call it a green room request because I was confused by that.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_05: So I had a little Google of what are some really outrageous ones.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_05: So I think munchies and crispy MMs are quite vanilla compared to some of these.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_05: Wait, is mine outrageous?
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_05: No, no, no.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_04: I asked for a platter of sushi and bloody Mary's.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_04: Where is that?
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_05: You're fired.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_05: No, I'm joking.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_05: I'm not Anne Sugar.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_05: Get him off Ann.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_05: So I had a I asked good old Claude AI.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_05: I wanted to know what some really outrageous ones that some famouses have requested in their time.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_04: Stop saying that word.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_05: Famouses.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_05: It's one of my favourite words.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_05: Fuck you.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so Mariah Carey, the undisputed queen of diva demands.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_05: She's been known to request 20 white kittens and 100 doves alongside her usual butterfly-shaped confetti and pink carpet.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_05: Her green room must be kept at 75 degrees Fahrenheit, whatever that might be.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, shove it up your hole.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_05: How fucking extra is that?
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_05: She makes one big Christmas song and now she's getting 20 kittens and 100 white doves.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_05: What are you doing with 20 kittens?
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_05: Also, the kittens aren't eating the doves.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_05: To be explored.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_05: Interesting.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_05: So there's Mariah.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so up next, up next we have Lady Gargar.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_05: While on tour, she requested a mannequin with puffy pink pubic hair.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_05: Niche, right?
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_06: There's niche.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_05: Posters of Queen, Billy Holiday, and David Bowie, and peanut butter with flaxseed containing no more than four grams of sugar.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_04: Billy Holiday I'll allow.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_04: David Bowie all allow, yeah.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_05: Alright, okay.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_04: But I don't know about the flaxseed thing.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know about the mannequin with puffy pink pubic hair.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_05: What are you doing with the mannequin with puffy pink?
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_04: I wasn't going to address that.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_05: It's weird, isn't it?
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_04: I thought I'd just leave it in the ether.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_05: Anyway, okay, so up next we have Katie Perry.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_05: Katie Perry Perry?
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_05: Her green room must be draped in beige or baby pink material and decorated with ornate French standing lamps with absolutely no carnations in any flower arrangement.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_05: And her driver must not start a conversation with her.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_04: No, just touching on the carnations thing.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_04: Can never understand them.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_04: Are they tacky?
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_04: Are they nice?
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not a carnation.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_04: It's carnation type of flower.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_04: Alright.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_04: Google it.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_05: Um, how do we feel about the her driver must not start a conversation with her?
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_06: I don't like that.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_04: I don't like it when we start a conversation with me.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so I'm gonna throw it out there.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_05: You're Katie Perry, right?
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_05: International superstar.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_05: Yep, here I am.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_05: I can feel it, I am.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_05: You spend you spend your whole life talking to people.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, it sounds really extra.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but then you don't want to.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_04: I understand that.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that was that was my thing.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_05: When I read it, I went, wow, what a bell end.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_05: However, if you think, if you're constantly like, oh my god, Katie, can I take your photo?
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_05: Like, it must be exhausting.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_05: You probably actually just want a moment's peace and quiet.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_05: So, how do you feel about that now, Rich?
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_06: Well, you can to you can request, you know, on an Uber, can't you, that you don't want anyone to talk to you.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_04: Darling, I don't think she's going in an Uber.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_06: No, no, but it's the same principle.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_06: Like, sometimes you just want to talk.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_06: So, mmm, yeah.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_06: But I mean you don't say it, you get someone else to say it.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, no, so I don't think she's getting in the car and going, Don't speak to me.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_05: I think it's just like an unknown thing of like, unless she engages in conversation with you, maybe don't ask her how her day was.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_05: Because she's probably just like, fuck off.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_05: Which I would be as well.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so I kind of get it.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_05: So whilst it sounds really extra at first, actually, I can understand.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_05: I I get it.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_05: Like you said with the Uber thing, so I was in Canada a few years ago.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_05: Many told you about this, and I got in an Uber, and on the back, in the back seat behind his thing was an iPad where you could be the DJ.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_05: So you could go on Spotify and you could pick whatever you wanted.
• 14:31
  unknown: Wow.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_05: What a vibe.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_05: Who did I go for?
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_05: The one and only.
• 14:35
  unknown: Mr.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_05: Worldwide.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_05: Obviously.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_05: There was only one artist I was picking for.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_06: Why did he drive you before he kicked you out?
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_05: It was maybe a good 20 minutes in the car.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_05: And actually, he was vibing hard.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_05: Who wouldn't?
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna say, Well, which I'm shocked about because I just he's not my cup of tea.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_04: Pitbull must get more arse than a toilet seat.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_04: Literally.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_04: He must.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's probably he must.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_04: Like, honestly.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_05: You heard the lyrics, some of his songs?
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_05: He's been women everywhere.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_05: Songs, blue, yellow, and green.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_05: You know, he's getting them all.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_05: Honestly.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_05: Up next, we've got Kanye West.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_05: On an Australian tour, his green room request was that his driver must wear a 100% cotton suit and avoid man-made fibres.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_05: He also requested only for Sachi towels to wipe his sweat whilst performing, and a slushing machine making exactly two flavours: Grey Goose and Lemonade, and Hennessy and Coca-Cola.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_05: Bit fucking niche if you ask me.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, I I actually, considering who you're talking about, I was expecting something worse.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, me too, to be fair.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_04: Because I think he's a dick.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_05: I quite like the idea of the slushing machine, I will say.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_05: Grey Goose and Lemonade, and then Hennessy and Coca-Cola.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_05: There you go.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_05: That's another request.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_05: Sounds good, doesn't it?
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, no, no, it's actually a clothing thing.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_06: I think that's a bit rogue, but other than that, kind of get on board with the rest.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, and last but not least, we've got Madonna.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_05: Each venue must provide her with a brand new toilet seat in every bathroom, wrapped in plastic so that she's the only one to touch it, and properly disposed of immediately after use to prevent eBay sales for fans.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_05: Who does she think she is?
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_05: That's what I want to know.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_05: Pitbull.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_05: Who's get who's getting more ass?
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_05: The toilet seats Madonna is sitting on or Pitbull?
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_04: I reckon you'd be surprised.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_04: Because as much as Madonna looks like a nothing like she did 20 years ago.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_04: I want to say wax work, but actually it's way worse than that.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_04: Um I would still say a lot of people would enter.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_05: But who's selling a toilet seat?
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_05: She's worried about people selling a toilet seat she sat on.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, I definitely would.
• 16:39
  unknown: Yeah.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_05: Well, you'd chag Madonna or you'd sell the toilet seat that she sat on.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_06: Both.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry, I'm gonna talk about it again for the third time.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_04: Coming from someone who owns something that Kenry Havill Kenry Havill?
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_04: Henry Cavill.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_04: Henry Cavill owned, I wouldn't part with it.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_04: And I could probably get some big bucks for that.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_05: Who's selling a toilet seat?
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_05: That's weird.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_05: That's my point.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_06: No, no, no.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_06: But also, if I was Madonna, I'd probably just buy one and just have it fitted wherever I went and kept keep it.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_04: You'd have a travelling toilet seat.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_06: Well, if you're that you know.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_04: You'd have a travelling toilet seat.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_04: Think if you're a little bit more than a little bit.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_06: If I was that worried about sitting on someone else's seat, I get it, it's a public toilet.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_05: Or just put one of the plastic covers on every single time you sit down.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_05: I think that would be okay.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_05: Do you move on to your poll?
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_05: Anyway.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_04: Um, would you rather?
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, I love a would you rather?
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_04: We had a would you rather, and I'm gonna just triple check because I did a would you rather explain every drunk text publicly.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know if Rich saw this.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_04: Every drunk text publicly, or have your dating history turned into a PowerPoint?
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_04: Before I go over the results, what would you say?
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_05: I would do the PowerPoint because I think it would be funny.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and I think we need to do this.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_05: I think this is a whole girl's night in itself.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_05: I am very mindful when I've had a few bevs, I try to not text anyone, and over the years I have I feel like I've done a good job.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_05: You know, when you were younger, it's uh not so much now, but when you're younger, you'd be going on a night out.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_05: I'd really, really try to just not message anyone.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I don't really drunk text anyone.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_04: Unless they fuck me off.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_05: No, it doesn't really happen.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_05: But I think PowerPoint presentation.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_05: Because I'd be worried there'd be something in there that would come out and haunt me.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_04: Sixty-five percent said PowerPoint.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, excellent.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_04: 35 said explain every drunk text.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_04: People have got some skeletons in their closets, clearly.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_04: I know a fair few people that do drunk text and then wake up with beer fear the next morning.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_04: So I kind of understand it.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_04: I kind of do kind of understand that.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_05: So I've got a voice note for you.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_05: So I'm gonna give this some context because at the beginning it's a little bit difficult to hear, but basically, someone who I know has got a really genius idea for dating.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_05: So when you go on a first date with someone, I'm all here, she's come up with an idea that might save a lot of people a lot of time.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_05: Are you ready?
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, please hold.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_00: Um taking two get of jail free cards, printing them off.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_00: Uh taking two cutouts to your to your date and saying, like, we've got five, ten minutes, let's have a chat.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_00: Don't need to buy a drink yet.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_00: Um and if we get on, we get on, and if we don't slam one of those on the table, off you go.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_00: Same situation as if you walk in and we aren't really familiar by that guy, for instance, being like five, three instead of five six.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not here for that.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm literally gonna walk in.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_00: Give him that card.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, this isn't gonna work.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_00: Um yeah, I thought it was a I thought it was a great one for also just saving the cost as well.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_00: And also your time.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I don't want to have to feel like I need to buy a drink when when this isn't gonna go anywhere in my head already, and then I'm just there like what do I do now?
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just gonna have to buy a drink, smile wave.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_00: And then, you know, when it gets to the next one, do you want another one?
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't want another one.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_00: Don't even need to do that anymore.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_00: Get that card on the table.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't work.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_00: See you later.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_00: I'm out of here.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_04: I'm chomping at the bit.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_05: So get out, but what you're saying is no get out of jail free card.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_04: So before you've even got into it, you can I completely understand the concept.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_04: What do you think?
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_04: Completely understand the concept.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_04: Is that a business idea for her?
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_04: Or is she expecting people to sit at home doing the full art attack and going, oh, hang on a minute, let me get my top trumps out.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_04: Just want to know that.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I mean, maybe there's a business venture there.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_04: Because I'm gonna say it.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_04: I think it's a great concept, but if a bloke pulled and I can't slapped it on the table went, here's one I made earlier, like Blue Pizza, I'd be like, ick, maybe you're just taking out.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_05: Just tell me you think I'm a dick.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_05: Just take it out of a Monopoly box, no?
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_05: Who's who where are you going?
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_05: My parents' house, they got Monopoly.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_05: There we go.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_05: Where are you going?
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_05: I love about Monopoly.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_05: That's no, no.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_05: As a concept, as a concept, I think it's a brilliant idea.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_05: So, anonymous person, I know who you are.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe that's a business venture there.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_05: But I think it's a great idea.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_05: It's a business venture, but I'm also The dating get out of jail free cars.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_05: Monopoly might have something to say about it.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_04: Making our own, because who has the time?
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, maybe that's maybe that's a business idea.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_04: And I can what I'm just gonna say is no self respecting adult who's drinking a martini the way I drink a martini, I'm looking at you, kid, is putting a car down on the table like that.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_04: I'm just gonna tell someone they're a dick and move on.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_05: Fair play.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry to blunt.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so if you walked in and you got Mr.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_05: Five's three is meant to be Mr.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_05: Six at three.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_05: I would turn on my head.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_05: I've told you this.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_05: If it looks like they're your son.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_04: When you're crossing the road, turn on your heels.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_05: For the people that don't have the confidence that you do, I think that's a great idea.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_05: If you're just not feeling it, you can be like, no explanation.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_05: There's a card.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_05: See you later.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_05: I think it's genius.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I think, yeah, I think it's a good concept, but I think I struggle with the idea.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna have to ask the girls this week and do feedback.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_05: But if not, there's a business concept waiting to happen.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_04: I just can't imagine being sat there and going, this one's for you.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_04: Slam it down and off you go.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_04: There's a blue Peter.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_06: Do they have to ask for the card back when they leave?
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, could you give that back to me?
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_04: They'll need that again.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_04: I'll put it down.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_04: Can I have my ball back?
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_05: Could you chuck the ball back over the fence, please?
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_05: But I think it's a great concept.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_05: Save yourself time.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_05: Have you got a voice note for me?
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_05: Moving home.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_04: I have a voice note for you.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_04: But well, technically, there is.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_05: This is the voice note section now, because I got another one for you after this.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, please hold cooler.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_04: So I got this one followed by I then said, please explain yourself.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_03: You'll be proud of me, Liv.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_03: Um I I got a job.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_03: I managed to get a job within two weeks of being an Oz.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_03: And I got fired within three days.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_03: I'm really proud of myself.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_03: I think this is the funniest thing that's ever happened to me in my life.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_03: Um, yeah, I'm just I just thought I just thought I'd let you know where I'm at.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_03: Um yeah, fired after three days.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_03: Gotta be some kind of record.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_04: Before I play the next one, she basically was with us for two years over here.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_04: She moved back to New Zealand and now she's in Australia finding a job and stuff.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_04: I can firmly say, and I'm not gonna out her, but this is not the funniest thing that's ever happened to her.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_04: It isn't.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_04: There's she'll know what I'm talking about, but that it's not the funniest thing.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, basically, I had applied for this job back when was it?
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_03: Like I don't know, this time.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_03: Like a week and a half ago.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_03: A week and a half ago, and then last Friday I got hired, signed the contract.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: Um, it was a you are gonna chuckle at this because it is the worst job ever in the history of jobs.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_03: So basically, I was one of those for three days, for three whole days, I was one of those fucking charity fuckwords sitting outside the supermarket asking people for their money.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: That's what the sales job was.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_03: It was asking for fucking teachers for their money.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_03: Um it was honestly I felt morally fucking screwed.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't say that I made it at 21.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't say and really.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't have to say anything because my face didn't talk about my face was just talking how much I had a job.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_03: Um we're telling them how much I had a job.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_03: Um we just don't think you're right for this industry.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_03: Um we're just we're just we're not very enthusiastic about it.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_03: We just don't think it's gonna work out.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_03: So we've just got no doubt for you.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_03: So yeah, thank you.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_03: I'm so okay with it, but I thought it was quite funny, so I think it's a bit hopefully Brendan.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think three days is enough time to judge whether or not someone's gonna fit into an industry.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, you do you, boo.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, it's fucking gold.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_05: So fun story.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_05: Tell me.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_05: I went for a job when I graduated, I went for a job that was advertised as like a marketing assistant or something.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_05: Fucking.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_05: It ended up being one of these fucking things where they get you to sell charity.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_05: And it was the worst day of my life.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_05: By dogs.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I can't remember what it was, but I was made to stand in an Iceland and try and sell charity to people.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_05: Now, obviously, we all know now I do a job in sales, I'm all good with that, but I have to say, trying to sell to people in person like that is probably one of the most awful things ever.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_05: And I was immediately I left early and I was like, this is not the job that you advertised.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_05: Great way to sucker people in.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_05: But I was like, hard no from me.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_05: But it is not enjoyable, not enjoyable, not enjoyable.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_05: Um, I've got another voice note for you.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_05: Are you ready?
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_05: I am gonna 1.5 this.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_05: So hopefully it sounds alright all the way through.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_05: Um, okay, here we go.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_05: Oh.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_01: I messaged the girls about this yesterday, and I can't even believe the story's coming out of my mouth, but here we are.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_01: Um Jake's mum, my other half, is a gorgeous, gorgeous human, but very eccentric, uh weird in the best way, and uh yeah, just has been known to give some different gifts, shall we say?
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_01: So she has been talking to me, Jake, uh, this year about a surprise, which I wasn't sure whether to get us or not.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_01: Jake's one of four siblings, so she was telling some of the siblings, and they're a bit like that is a weird girl.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_01: Um sure.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, she went ahead with it, and we've known that a surprise was coming.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_01: I kind of assumed some sort of excursion that we wouldn't normally put as well there.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_01: Um anyway, I forwarded to yesterday.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Jake has a knock at the door.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_01: I'm at the office.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_01: He's side note recovering from uh new operation, six week recovery bangs up in the middle.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_01: And it's a man at the door.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_01: In tow with the man is six incubated duck eggs due to hatch in 24 hours.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_01: And the guest is we have to hatch the duck eggs and look after them for ten days.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck?
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_01: And I I'm I'm a you know, I like animals.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_01: We've got we've got a lovely Spaniel, he takes up a lot of my time, especially at the minute where Jake can't walk.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I'm here there and everywhere picking up all the all the bits Jake can't.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_01: Um and I work full time.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_01: So, you know, why not chuck an extra six lives into that?
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_01: Um I'm really feeling like a single mother of eight at the moment between Jake the Dog and the six duck eggs.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_01: Um and yeah, stay tuned for the duck diaries.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_04: I have so many questions.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_04: Um, yeah.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_04: Uh for starters, why is she looking after them for that small amount of time?
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_04: Does she not get to keep the ducks?
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_05: So you can choose to keep the ducks.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_05: I asked her this yesterday.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_05: You can choose to keep the ducks.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_05: So five pounds per duck or duckling at that point.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_05: Um, and if not, we were then discussing where do the ducklings go.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_05: We can't separate them.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_04: I think the chances are they will probably go into the food chain.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_04: I need my friend Luz to weigh in on this because she's got her Indian runners at home.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_05: So it's a niche gift.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_05: I thought actually, I wouldn't feel angry about it because I'd rather have some sea monkeys from you when I But I love I love a little duckling.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_05: I'd probably be quite delighted.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_05: I would keep them though.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_05: I think I would really struggle to let them go.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_04: It's a lot of extra work.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_04: Can you speak to Luce?
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_04: A lot of extra work.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_05: And rats as well.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_05: That's the thing I said to her.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_05: She's like, maybe I'll keep them.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, rats, you'll get rats.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_05: Everyone's like, I really want chickens.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_05: Like, shout out to my friend Molly, who's in her firmly in her chicken era.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_05: She's got like a whole hen house going, she's loving it.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_05: Your chucks.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_05: But I did say to her, I was like, rats, keep an eye out for rats, they'll get you.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_05: Um, so she's getting ducklings Sundays.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_05: So I've been asking for updates, they've not cracked yet at the point of recording now.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_05: Um, but we will update everyone next week on how the ducklings are doing because that's yeah.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_05: What a niche gift though.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_05: It's interesting, isn't it?
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_04: It's kind of like uh well, I know your stance on kids, but if you ever decided to have kids, I'd so get your kids a fucking guinea pig or something, or a or a rabbit, and I just couldn't fucking tell you.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_04: I'd absolutely fuck you up like that.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_05: My when I was younger, my uncle bought me a bunny rabbit while I was staying at theirs over the summer.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_05: Why not?
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_05: My mum and dad were absolutely fuming.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_05: I wasn't allowed to take it home, so I had to stay there and live there.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_05: He lived in Plymouth, and they were like, we're not having another pet.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry, are your parents listening now?
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_04: Probably not.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_04: Right, Papa Clem Kev, if you are listening.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_05: Get it together.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_04: The trauma that that has caused her over the years.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_04: Now look at her.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, well, she's got a dog that wants to kill itself and a horse that's lame.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, should have left her out of that fucking rabbit.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_04: Jesus.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_04: What was the rabbit called?
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I don't remember.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_05: I was like eight.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_05: I had a guinea pig called Harriet.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_05: Oh.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_05: I had a guinea pig called Fluffy, who I got I got her when I was six.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_05: She lived for 11 years.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_05: So it's an original name, that.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_05: Strong.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_05: I was six to be fair.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_05: Was it eleven years?
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_05: It was a long time.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_05: Nine or eleven years.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_05: Anyway, she was old.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_05: Good for her.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_04: So before we move on to my next that isn't rage based section.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_04: Have you watched Voicemails for Isabel?
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_04: What is that?
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_06: Rich?
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_06: I haven't, but I've been told to watch it.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_04: What is it?
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_06: It's like at the best rom com that's been produced in a while.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I love a rom com.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_04: Do you know how much it takes for this girl to have a fucking cry?
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_04: I cried the whole You cried.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_04: Oh you well.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_04: Wept.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_04: I wept.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_04: But it's rom comedy Spaniel stuff.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_04: Where's the comedy?
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_04: Where's the where's the comedy part?
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_04: Honest to fuck, and I've been telling everyone, including Luce.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_04: She was the first.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_04: She finally said she'd give in and say she she hasn't yet, but she'd watch it.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_04: But fucking hell.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_05: What platform am I watching this on?
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_05: Netflix.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, fine.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_04: Basically, it's about a girl that has a she has a very unwell sister, um, and they're very close as siblings.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_04: Um I'm not gonna say too much after that, but yeah, the the boys she ends up meeting.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, it's just so delightful.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, nice.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_04: I will watch it before we record next, and I'll come back to you on that.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_04: It will capsize your world.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_04: Oh I hope you wake up the best way?
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, in a lovely way, but you're I hope you cry as much as I did.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_04: And I don't fucking cry at films.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_05: I don't like crying.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_05: I'll watch on my own, I don't like crying in front of people, makes me uncomfortable.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_04: Honestly, and it and it does help that the male interest is very attractive.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_04: So him or Garrett Graham?
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_04: No, Garrett Graham.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, but I'm just saying it's attractive.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, we're moving on because I haven't got rage bait this week.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_04: But it is describe your ex as a store.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_04: I know Rich is gonna laugh at this.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_04: I hope you're gonna laugh at this.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_04: So it could be a store, it could be like a subscription platform, whatever.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, okay, okay.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_04: Microsoft, because he's micro and soft.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_04: McDonald's, because I ordered a large and got a small.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, there's nothing worse.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_04: This one's an American one, but do you know what a 7-Eleven is?
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so 7-Eleven because he's open to everyone at all times.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_05: 24-7.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_05: 24-5.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_05: Don't fucking bring that up again.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I got trolled for that at work again the other day.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_05: They're like, You didn't know what 24-5 meant.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, leave me alone.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_05: Oh no, I didn't know what 24-7 meant.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_05: You outed yourself.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_05: I don't see the problem.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_05: I know.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_05: They just trolled me again for it.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_05: Leave me alone.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_04: Leave me alone, please leave me alone.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_04: Starbucks, because he screamed the wrong name.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_04: Oh God!
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_05: Oh god.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_05: Imagine if that happened.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_05: Has that ever happened to you?
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_05: Will it ever happen to you?
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_05: I can say proudly it's never happened to me.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_05: But imagine.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, imagine doing that to someone else.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_04: Amazon, because he always ended up on someone else's doorstep.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_06: It's not prime.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_04: Rolex, because he rolled back to his ex.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_04: Oh nice.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_04: This one reminded me of you.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_04: Oh god.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_04: Netflix, because I'm sharing him with four other girls, and I'm the one paying.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I got two more.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_04: One, Sheehan, because he lied about the size.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, nice.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_04: Always read the reviews.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_04: And Victoria's Secret because Victoria was the secret.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_04: Oh wow.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_05: I enjoyed that.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_05: I know.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_05: So you're a little bit different than the rage base.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_05: A little bit better.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you're spice enough.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_05: I like it.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_05: So for you, I've got scenarios that you were scared of as a child.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_04: So I've got- I didn't like people chasing me up the stairs.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_05: Oh no, so it's not it's not necessarily things like that.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_05: So it's not like I'm scared there's a monster under my bed.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_05: It's things like having a fear of quicksand.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_05: I now know exactly what you're talking about.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_05: Right, you with me now?
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_05: So for example, like the never-ending story, that poor horse like drowns in the quicksand, really sad.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_05: Oh god, let's not talk about quickly.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, sorry.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_05: Um, but so I had a fear growing up that like quicksand was a thing.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_05: Or I'll go through the list here, um, worms.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_05: Like worms in your feces, worms.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_05: So my dad, and I don't know if this is a thing that everyone teaches their kids, my dad used to be like, always check your poo, make sure you ain't got worms.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_05: So for years I was terrified I was gonna have worms.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_05: Now, at no point, touch wood in my life have I ever had worms.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_05: But my my dad put the fear of God in me that I might get worms.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_04: Were you ever told that as a child?
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_04: Uh particular name, pin worms.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_04: Right, isn't there for kids?
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you can get worms in your pin.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_04: Kids get pin worms, yeah.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but like were you ever told that as a child?
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_05: Like, look out for worms.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_05: But you uh catch up.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, if you eat a lot, my mum used to say, Have you got worms?
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, my gods! Yes, yeah, yeah.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_05: So worms are a genuine, yeah, genuine fear.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_05: Um, okay, so I I asked a few people, I did it, I did an office poll in person, didn't I?
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, right, give me give me your examples.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_05: What things are you scared of as children?
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_05: So someone said, choking on bacon to the point where they couldn't swallow properly for a while.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_05: So they were terrified about choking on bacon, so they just wouldn't swallow it.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_05: Um being stung by wasps, and we had a few examples here of being stung by wasps.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_05: So someone that they went to school with got stung in the eyeballs, they were then just terrified of wasps.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_05: Um, someone else said that uh one of their neighbours drank from a can and a wasp had gone inside and then stung down the inside of their throat.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_05: So they were then terrified of drinking from a can.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_04: That is an amateur move, didn't it?
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and scared of wasps, and then someone else said that, and this was their first memory of feeling anxious about something.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_05: They're at a family picnic, and their grandma said, Oh, you want to be careful about wasps because you know, if you swallow one of those, they'll sting you all the way down.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_05: So they were then just terrified, and you said it was the first time you ever felt anxious, which is really sad.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_05: Um, other ones we have sudden death syndrome.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_05: So this person had a fear that you were just gonna suddenly die.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, not me, I'd quite enjoy that.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, just bam, you're out of it.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I mean it's sadly in the toaster.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_05: Bath anyone.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_05: Someone else said that they watched casualty, what a throwback, um, and someone died of meningitis, so they then were terrified that they were gonna get meningitis.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_05: Um, oh, and then they also said that, and shout out Rencombe again, second week in a row, my old school.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_05: Their parents used to say to them, if you're naughty, we'll send you to Rencom.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_05: And that was like a threat.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_05: And I said, I said to her, I was like, I had the best years of my life at that school.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, that's no threat.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, that would have been a great time.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_05: Um someone else said they had a fear of being put in the oven.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_05: So their friend's dad ran a pub, and so obviously they had big industrial-sized ovens, they were always scared that if they got in trouble, they'd be locked in an oven.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_04: That is giving Fred and Rose West.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_04: That's absolutely unreal.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_04: If you don't behave, you're gonna be like family under the patio.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_04: What the fuck?
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_04: Who's saying that to their child?
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_04: My biggest fear was if I said crap or swore, or even if I said knackered instead of shattered, you got your mouth washed out with soap with a soapy flannel.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_05: Isn't it knackered?
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_05: They used to say knacked.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_05: Knackered was um you were tired from sex, apparently is the meaning of that.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_05: So you weren't allowed to say I'm knackered.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, apparently that's what it means.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_04: Uh oh, it's like when someone uses the word nookie.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_05: Nookie.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_04: Have you never heard the word nookie?
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_04: Getting down to it.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_04: I'm with you.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_05: Um, okay, some other ones.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_05: So, fear of swallowing chewing gum and it getting stuck all down your windpipe.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no, we were just told that um you didn't digest it for seven years?
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay, I've not heard that before.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_04: I think it was seven years or something.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_06: So why is it seven years?
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_06: I think someone's made that up.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, oh, for sure.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah, definitely.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_05: Sure.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_05: Um this one makes me think of the rug rats, wada who.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_05: Um, swallowing seeds and then growing a tree inside you.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_05: So I used to be scared of like swallowing like apple seeds because I'd worry that an apple tree would grow inside me.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_04: That's a different image of you.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, I do want to be turned into a tree when I die, but no, you're going into firework.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_04: Get fucked.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I quite like that.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_05: No, I've always liked the idea of um being buried like cremated and then buried with a tree.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_04: I might stuff you and do what we've done with Lola.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_05: I could be a a dead stuffed stripper, why not?
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_05: Um your parents used to say that if you crossed your eyes or pulled a horrible face and the wind changed, you'd be stuck like it forever.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_05: The wind changes will stay like that.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_04: Square eyes from the TV was the other one.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's next on my list.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, spare eyes were staring at a screen for too long.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_05: Um that you'd get arthritis for crunching your knuckles.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_05: All these little white lies that parents tell.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_05: It's actually here's here's a welcome to trauma hour.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_04: They still don't they don't even know idea.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_05: And then the last one I've got is um that brown bread or crusts of bread would make your hair go curly.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_04: And do you know what my argument to that was?
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_04: Get fucked, my hair's already curly.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_05: Um, but if anyone's got any others, then send them in.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_05: I just thought it was quite fun, just like a little going back into the vault of like, what were you told would yeah, would panic you, scare you?
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_04: I think I managed to go my whole childhood by with having my mouth washed out with soap, maybe once.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know that it ever happened.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_05: I feel like parents are a lot kinder now, a bit more soft parenting going on, to the point where I sit there sometimes and I'm like, Will you shut that brat up?
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_04: I ru I have a strong memory of my mum taking uh my sister Amy and I to the library and my mum picking up a parenting book.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_04: I can't remember how old I was, but we were in the car going back, and I think Amy and I were fighting, and mum turned around and basically yelled at us, tell us to stop.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_04: And Amy turned around and said, Why don't you read a page of your parenting book?
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_04: My mum was so fuming, so fuming.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_04: Oh god.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_04: Do you know?
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_05: I think the only fear me and my brother had growing up is um if my dad does this and this, he'll laugh.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_05: So my dad was a medic in the RF for years, so like our first A-kit at home was fucking unreal.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_05: Like, you probably could have, you know, You had some ketamine, did you?
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_05: We had all sorts, but you you know, you probably could have helped like a someone in a motorbike crash.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_05: You know, there was so much stuff that you were sorted for any scenario.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, anyway.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_05: My dad had this stuff called brown spray, and if you fell over and scraped your knee, it was like antiseptic spray.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, like iodine.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, iodine.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, iodine, yeah, and it would sting like a motherfucker.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_05: And so he'd always be like, How bad is it?
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_05: Do you need some brown spray?
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_05: And we'd be like, No, no, it's fine, and you'd be there, like with your whole knee like open.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_05: Most people's parents, so when we used to go to my auntie's house, she used to have this really nice wound powder, and that was nice and gentle and lovely, lovely.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_05: But yeah, brown spray was always the fear of like if you got if you fell over, you wouldn't want to go and see dad, because he'd be like, Right, brown spray, sit down.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_05: You'd be like, But you'd always go to dad over mum because he'd be he was he was the medic.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_05: So most people would go, Where's my mum?
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_05: Whereas we'd go, Where's my dad?
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he was the medically trained one.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_05: So yeah, brown spray.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_05: That's a real life fear.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_05: That's not even a that's not like worms or quicksand.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_05: Fucks.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_04: Um, so for you, I have how Dululu is Charlie actually?
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_05: More delulu than you think.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_05: Let's go.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_04: So you've got an A, B, and a C.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_04: He hasn't texted you in eight hours.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_04: You either A carry on with your life, B, check if he's watched your story, or D decide he's either dead or in love.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_04: All of the above.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_05: Who is this person?
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_05: Right?
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_05: I know I'm a I'm a scenario person.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_04: Hypothetical.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_05: I know it is, but in this hypothetical situation, in my like early days dating them?
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_05: Are we fully in?
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_05: They've probably died, haven't they, if they've not messaged me back for eight hours.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe they're working, maybe they're sleeping.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_05: What's the time of day?
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_05: You've got to stop with this.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_05: Just answer.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_05: I like context.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_04: I can't give you context.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_05: What are my options again?
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_04: A bloke all right, a bloke that you're interested in hasn't texted you in eight hours.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_04: You're let's say ballpark middle of the road, two months into dating.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_04: Annormally Mr.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_04: Consistent.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_04: Go on.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_04: Carry on with your life.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_04: Check if he's watched your story.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_04: Decide if he's either dead or in love.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_05: Oh I carry on with my life.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_05: Fuck him.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_04: You meet someone once and immediately learn their name.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_04: Imagine first holiday together.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_05: Oh god, the first one.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_05: Learn their name.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_04: Good to know, good to know.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_04: Your toxic dating move.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_04: Is it replying too fast, pretending not to care, or becoming an FBI analyst?
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, the last two.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_05: I pretend I don't care, I do care, but I probably have looked you up in every which way possible.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_04: How many screen how many screenshots are currently in your camera role?
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_04: Minimal enough building a legal case.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_05: Minimal, because I send screenshots on once view.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_04: Whoa! Yeah, we've got to talk about that.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_04: Because it's really annoying.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I love a once view.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but then you do send stuff on normal, and I'm like, I would have sent that on once view.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_04: Um anyway.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_04: Someone says I'm not looking for anything serious.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_04: You hear, okay, cool.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_04: Challenge accepted.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_04: They just haven't met me yet.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, uh that's the same as like um, I'll change it.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, fuck off.
• 45:35
  unknown: Yeah.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_05: What was the first one?
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, cool.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, cool.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, okay, cool.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_05: I'm not gonna change it.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_04: Anyone that says challenge accepted is you're not the exception to the rule.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck off.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_04: They are a fuck boy, leave them be.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_04: You tell your friends facts only, edited highlights, full cinematic universe.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_04: I think I know how you're gonna respond.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_05: What's full cinematic universe?
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_04: So people really everything.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I tell you everything.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_04: Good, bad, and the ugly.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_04: But I also think you would give edited highlights to other people.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_04: Certain other people.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_05: I don't my immediate circle, aka you, I'd give you everything.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_05: Give me everything tonight.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_05: But the vault.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_05: It goes in the vault.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_04: What's your what's your biggest Lulu phrase?
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_04: If it happens, it happens.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_04: I'm chill.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_04: Or I can fix him.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_05: I'm chill, because I'm chill.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_05: I try and be chill.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_05: But I'm also really overstimulated.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_05: I'm not chill, overstimulated.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm not chill.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_04: I say it, I'm like, yeah, I'm cool, cool, cool, cool.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not cool.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_04: Right, last one.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_04: You accidentally view their story from 2021.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_04: You exit the app immediately, throw your phone, or accept your fate.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_05: I'm throwing my phone, then I'm accepting my fate.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_05: I'm throwing my phone as an outward reaction.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_04: I have a really, really funny story about that.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_04: And then I'm accepting my fate.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_04: Our girl Ellen, ADHD meds Ellen.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_04: Ah yeah.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_04: Was at mine for my birthday in Feb.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, we're sat on the sofa, full gossip.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_04: Like facial expressions are like full gossip.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, we're talking about someone, and she realizes that we're on the chat because we were talking about someone.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_04: She is two minutes into a voice note to this person of us bitching about them.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_04: It luckily didn't send.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_04: She looked at me and went, just let me check.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_04: And she went through her phone.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_04: And I was like, make sure you fucking stop recording before you fucking throw your phone.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_04: And then she got the phone, stopped it, deleted it, put it on airplane mode.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_04: My friend Sophie came downstairs and she went, Why is there a phone on the floor?
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_04: And Ellen was like, Don't touch it.
• 47:52
  unknown: It's just the whole thing.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_04: You know.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_04: She still checks to this day that we she didn't send that voicemail.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_05: Always check because our friend Siri.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_05: I'm not gonna say it loud because it'll set it off.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_05: And I hate when people do that on podcasts.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_05: The thing that listens all the time, the one that's also in your kitchen.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_05: I get so paranoid if I'm venting about somebody that my phone has listened and has accidentally called them.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_05: I get so paranoid about it.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_05: So I always check my phone.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_05: If I'm gonna go into like a, oh, they've really fucked me off and I just want to talk to you about it.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_05: I will check my phone and make sure it is not not I just turn my phone off.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_05: It's not calling them.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but you turn your phone off every single time you want to slap someone off.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_05: I'm just saying, if we're having a conversation, I'm like, ugh, so and so did this, and it really fucked me off.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_05: Like most of the time, there's not a lot that I wouldn't say to someone, but I will deliver it in a nice, nicer way.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_05: If I'm saying to someone like you did this and it really fucked me off, yeah, I I deliver it in a softer way now because I took on board my feedback from work.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_05: I'm no longer a strong D.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_05: I'm no longer a hard D.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_05: Um, so I always make sure that I try and deliver things with kindness and take the emotion out of it.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_05: But if I want to sit and have a rant with you, I get really paranoid that one of the devices is listening.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_05: So I just check first and make sure that it's not recording or anything.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_05: All I ring in them by accident.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_05: I get so I'm also really careful as well.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_05: If I'm texting somebody about somebody else, I'm really mindful of what I'm doing because years ago I accidentally text the person I was talking about.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_05: And I was like, they're really doing my fucking head in today, and I text them instead of the person I was meant to be texting.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_05: That was probably the most awkward situation I've ever been in because I was with them in person at the time.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_05: It I literally triple check and honestly horrendous.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_05: There's a colleague fucking terrible, and I was like, Jesus Christ, he's not going anywhere, is he?
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_05: How did you explain it?
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_06: I just don't.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_05: I just owned it, I owned my shit and I just said, Look, I'm really sorry.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_05: That message was meant to go to someone else.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_05: And this is back in the day before you could delete stuff as well.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_05: So it's not like on WhatsApp now, you can delete stuff.
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_05: I just had to own it, and I just said, Look, I'm really sorry.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's about you.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_05: But to be honest, it's probably not anything to surprise by.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_05: You've been really doing my fucking head in, and I didn't want to be unkind towards you, so I was venting to someone else, which I thought was fair.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, I'm not gonna be a dickhead to your face, but I am gonna message someone else about you.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_05: Fair facts.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_05: It was so it was so awkward, but I just had to own it, that's all I could do.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_05: Fair.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, one of the grounds swallowed me up, it's fucking awful.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_05: Moving on to this or that?
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_05: Moving on to this.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_05: Moving on to this or that.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so would you rather drink a glass of water that tastes faintly of metal or one that's inexplicably slightly warm?
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_05: Slightly warm.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_05: Would you rather step barefoot on a wet bathroom floor or sit in a warm seat on public transport?
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_05: Sit on a warm seat.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_04: I have a weird thing, and it's when I went swimming the other day, that fucking Lido, I hate any form of changing room or anything like that.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_04: Like wet, like Baruca Plasta Central.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_04: Kill me.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_05: Um would you rather be the one who kills the vibe or the one who never reads the room?
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_05: Never reads the room.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_05: Um would you rather have a laugh that clears a room or a sneeze that sounds deeply inappropriate?
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, a sneeze, that'd be funny, wouldn't it?
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_04: Why not?
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_04: I like a loud laugh though.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_04: Did you ever watch um Sherlock with Benedict Cumberbatch?
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_04: Rich, did you?
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_04: So you know when he meets, I can't remember her name, uh, but she's like a dominatrix.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_06: Oh yeah.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_04: And her phone is always like, ah, does that that's what yeah.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_04: Can you imagine if that was your sneeze?
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_04: You want to sneeze like that?
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that'd be funny.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_05: Um, would you rather always feel rested no matter how little sleep you have, or always feel full no matter how little you eat?
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_05: Rested.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_05: Otherwise, it's like being on Manjaro, you can't eat.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_05: That was sad.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_05: Do you have you been watching Clarkson's Farm?
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_05: I know he's got cancer.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I wasn't gonna say that.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_05: He basically come on, wait cancer.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_05: Wait to kill the vibe.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_05: You just answered the question about would you rather kill the vibe or not?
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_04: I can do both.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_04: I can bring it up, I can kill it.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_04: Let me know.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_05: Anyway, he he refers, good old Jeremy, refers to Munjaro as muntjack.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_05: He's like, I've been taking the muntjack, the deer one, the injectable, and it really made me laugh.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_05: And I've never heard anybody call it muntjack before.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_05: Oh god.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_05: One of the seven types of deer.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_05: Was it seven or six?
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_05: Six.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_05: One of the six types of deer for me.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_05: In the British countryside, you did, yeah.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_05: Um, okay, would you rather have one year of total freedom with no money or 40 years of comfort with no passion?
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_04: No money.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_05: No money, honey.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_05: Would you rather move in together after six months or two years?
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_05: Two years.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I knew you'd say that.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_04: Fucking six month me weir.
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_05: Would you rather have a partner who remembers every little detail about you or one who forgets everything but shows up completely?
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_04: Remembers everything.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I agree.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_05: People who forget stuff, it does my tits in.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I don't.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna repeat myself.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_04: Over to you, maestro! I have not seen these, so I have no idea what you've written.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_04: Get food stuck in your teeth in a job interview or have spinach or have spinach there on the first date.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_05: So either be in a job interview or or on a date.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_05: Um God.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_05: Both of them awful.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_05: You'd hope in either situation that somebody would tell you.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_05: Um I would go for they're both awful.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_05: First date.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_05: Because if they're a good human, they'll tell you.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_05: And it might be a funny dating story later on.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_04: I'd say job interview because I don't think it's I don't think it fucking matters.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_05: First impressions and all that jazz, I don't know.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_05: With employers.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_04: Sit next to sit next to someone clipping their nails on a train.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_06: Isn't that illegal?
• 54:11
  SPEAKER_04: It should be illegal.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, someone who hasn't quite made it to a sick bag in time.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_05: I can't I can't deal with sick.
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_05: I can't deal with sick big.
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_04: Basically, I can't deal with humanity.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_04: I have a massive phobia of being sick.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_04: I cry.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_04: That's one time I show emotion.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_05: That and when you're watching your Fuck me, I love that.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_05: Your Isabel thing.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_05: Um yeah, I'm taking the nail clipping.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_05: Mmm, okay.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_05: The smell oh the smell.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_04: Always autocorrect something embarrassing or never be able to use autocorrect at all.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_05: Never be able to use autocorrect.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_05: Because actually my my grammar's quite good.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_04: You know, you can change people's autocorrects in their phone.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_04: So you can choose a word to automatically autocorrect to something.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_05: Interesting.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_05: I'll leave that with you.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_05: Interesting.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_05: Stay toxic.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_05: What's that?
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_04: Be fluent in every language or have an IQ of 200.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, be fluent in every language.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_05: What does an IQ of 200 even mean?
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_05: Top, top, top.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_05: What's your IQ?
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_05: How do you work out our IQ?
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_06: You take a test.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_05: You do a test.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_05: Should we do that?
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_05: I'd like to know what my IQ is now.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_06: Because you think you're gonna be the smartest here.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_05: No, absolutely not.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_06: I think you might be.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_05: No, I'd speak for yourself.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_05: You've seen the chat.
• 55:33
  SPEAKER_05: Lannan.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_05: Dick.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_05: Um I think we should do an IQ test.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_05: But no, I'd go for speak every language because.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_05: Is that Stephen Horgan?
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, thank you.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_05: Stephen Hawken can't speak, can he?
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_05: Is he the one on the computer?
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_04: No, and isn't it sad that he was also in the Jeffrey Epstein files?
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_04: Is he the computer one?
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_04: Hello, my name is Stephen Harkin.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_04: The reason I gave you that nickname at the cinema that time was because you kept moving your chair up and down.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_05: Fuck's sake.
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_05: Or we're at Weslo.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_05: Jesus Christ.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_05: You fucking idiot.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_05: Anyway, every language.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_05: I'm going for every language.
• 56:05
  SPEAKER_05: Helpful when you're travelling around the world.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_04: Accidentally call a teacher or a boss mum or have someone do it to you at a crucial moment.
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, call the other person.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, for sure.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_04: Live your life on a loop of your best year, or keep going forward into the unknown.
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_05: Keep going forward.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because I think you can create more memories.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_05: There's something like the the the good times you can you can remember them.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_05: But it's good to experience new things, you know.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_04: This is an interesting one because we've had this conversation with Rich recently.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_04: End a relationship over text.
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_05: Get your mic ready, sir.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_05: We're coming straight to you next.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_04: Or have the conversation in person, no matter how painful.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_05: Rich, what do you think about this?
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_06: I he's wincing.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_05: He's uncomfortable.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_06: Is it too suit the cool you bastards?
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_06: Um carry on.
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_06: Well, yeah, it should be not in person.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_06: I don't think it needs to be done in person.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_06: Phone.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_05: At least the conversation is.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_05: Definitely not over voice note, and definitely not over text, Richard.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_06: Yes.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_06: No, definitely not those two.
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_06: Who would even do that?
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_04: No, who would?
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_05: I'm curious to know more about this voice note situation.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_05: Because a voice note, I think, is a one-way conversation, so people can hear what you're saying, but have you you have broken up with someone over voice note, have you?
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_05: It for fuck's sake, fuck's sake.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_06: It was like it was a it was a conversation via voice note.
• 57:47
  SPEAKER_06: Right, we mutually agreed that we weren't going to see each other.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_04: At what point do you just call them?
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_05: Wow, I is this someone you were like dating like early days kind of thing.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_05: It's not like a long-term serious thing.
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, right.
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_05: Then in which case, if it's like a two-way thing, and you're just like, Do you know what I'm not sure we're quite right for each other, and you're both mutually agreeing, I don't dislike that.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, if it was a long-term thing and you were just like, No, no, no.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, just wanted to let you know.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, go work yourself.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_05: I'm done with this now.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, bye.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_04: We're living together, we've been together six years.
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_04: I don't care anymore, so bye.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, can you imagine?
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_04: Um, yeah.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_04: I'd burn someone's house down if they did that to me.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, for sure, yeah.
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_04: That deserves it.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm not a mentalist at all, but if someone voice noted me to break up with me after being with me and like living with me for that amount of time, I'd literally be like, right, but you're gonna get it.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_06: But would be an in-person because it lives.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, for sure.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I think if it's like early days dating, I think like a voice note like that, if it's a two-way, you're both voice noting fine.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_05: Phone calls better.
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_05: Um in person if you if you owe it to that person, if it's been like a long-term thing, then I think yeah, in person is fine.
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_05: If it's a couple weeks, a couple of months, I think text is fine.
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, no, no, that's what I was gonna say.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_06: Because otherwise, like the phone calls are long, like they're not quick phone calls.
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, especially if you're stuck in traffic on the M.
• 59:11
  SPEAKER_05: You should send it.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_05: She's not gonna this podcast.
• 59:13
  SPEAKER_05: You should send it this podcast.
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_05: Remember that time I did this.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_05: You should got that, don't we?
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_05: Well, look, recommend.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_05: Give these girls a lesson.
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_06: They're like hour-long phone calls.
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_06: Like, who's got time for that?
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's not a quick thing.
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_06: A text message or a voice note would be easier.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, for sure.
• 59:29
  SPEAKER_05: But I think for me personally, I would opt for the in-person.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_04: You've got one more.
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, go on.
• 59:39
  SPEAKER_04: Know your partner has a celebrity crush or genuinely believe you're the only one.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_04: Let's be real here.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_04: Don't be so delulate.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_04: Let's be real here.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_04: Shout out, Glenn Powell.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_04: Henry Cavill.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_04: I could be dating the most glorious person on this planet.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_04: Henry Cavill.
• 59:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_04: He'll live rent-free in his brain.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_05: Everyone's got a hall pass.
• 1:00:01
  SPEAKER_05: Mine is Glenn Powell.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, fair.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_05: And my other half knows about that, and that's fine.
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_05: And I think he actually hates him a little bit because of it.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_05: But I'm like, look, know that that could become a reality.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_05: This podcast takes off.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_05: Glenn I'm coming for you.
• 1:00:15
  SPEAKER_06: What'd you actually do it though?
• 1:00:17
  SPEAKER_05: No, I don't know.
• 1:00:19
  SPEAKER_05: He's glorious.
• 1:00:20
  SPEAKER_04: Can I give a rogue one that isn't really a rogue one?
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm hoping people will bond with me over it.
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_04: Weird crush, go on.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_04: Kevin fucking Costner.
• 1:00:27
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yes.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_05: In Yellowstone.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_05: John Dutton.
• 1:00:30
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, John Dutton.
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_06: Jesus Christ.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_06: What about pre-Yellowstone though?
• 1:00:35
  SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_05: What's that water film he's in that lost him loads of money?
• 1:00:40
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, it's from like the 80s or something.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_05: Do you know what it is?
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_05: Waterworld or something like that.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_05: Apparently he spent loads of his own money on that and lost a fuck shot of money.
• 1:00:47
  SPEAKER_05: But I saw clips of him then and when he was younger, glorious as well.
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_05: But as John Dutton, Yeeha.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_04: He did a film, you might be able to remember it, with Jennifer Aniston, and it was about the Robinson family, wasn't it?
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_04: Um Robinson family.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_04: Here's to you, Mrs.
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_04: Robinson.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, I know what you mean.
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_04: I cannot think of the film.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_04: I can't remember the name of it.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_04: But he was in that and he played a guy called Bo Burroughs, and oh my god, he turns up in a vintage Merc, and all I'm thinking is, God, I wish I was Jennifer Aniston in this moment.
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_04: Robinson's film.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_04: Absolutely outside.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, he's in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, as well.
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he is.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_05: Um it is called Rumour Has It.
• 1:01:29
  SPEAKER_05: Rumour Has It.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_05: Rumour Has It.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_05: It's a great film.
• 1:01:33
  SPEAKER_05: Um yeah, Kevin Costner, that's not weird, I support that.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_05: Would he be who's your hall pass?
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_05: Would it be Henry Gavill?
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_04: Clark Gable.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_04: He's not alive anymore.
• 1:01:44
  SPEAKER_04: Oh but Clark Gable is my man crush of all time.
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_04: Played Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_04: You're full of surprises sometimes, aren't you?
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's absolut him as Rhett Butler, powerhouse.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_04: Um he's absolutely glorious.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_04: Clark Gable, Hollywood star.
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_05: He's got a great tash, I've given that.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he was fit.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_05: And he loves a cravat.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_04: Gone with the Wind came out in 1939 for reference.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_04: So he's an oldie, but he's a fucking one An Oldy but a Goldie.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_04: An oldie but a Goldie.
• 1:02:15
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:02:15
  SPEAKER_04: Rich, here's your whole pass.
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_06: We talked about this recently.
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_06: Um Margot Robbie.
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_04: I fucking knew.
• 1:02:22
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, so basically, it's so classic, but or I can give you a rogue one.
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_06: I had to look her name up.
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_06: It's like Eliza or something.
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_04: Ur.
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_04: It's called The Original Bring It On.
• 1:02:37
  SPEAKER_06: The original Bring It On.
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_04: And she has that fake tattoo that she threw on her arm.
• 1:02:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 1:02:41
  SPEAKER_04: And Kirsten Dunce ends up going out with her brother.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_04: I'm always.
• 1:02:45
  SPEAKER_06: I was always her.
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_06: It was always the dark hair.
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_04: Massive chaos points for you watching Bring It On.
• 1:02:49
  SPEAKER_06: I'm here for neck girl.
• 1:02:51
  SPEAKER_06: It was at the time where there weren't that many films.
• 1:02:52
  SPEAKER_06: You just watched it.
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_05: This one with the weird dreadlocks.
• 1:02:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, she loves it.
• 1:02:56
  SPEAKER_05: No, but they're not dreadlocks, they like little plays.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_05: She was in the film.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but even look at her now.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_06: She's called.
• 1:03:01
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, okay.
• 1:03:02
  SPEAKER_05: So it's showing it's showing her then, it's showing her now, and she is banging.
• 1:03:04
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 1:03:05
  SPEAKER_05: I'm here for it.
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_05: Fair play.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_05: Speaking of cheerleaders, um Dallas Cowgirl Cheerleaders.
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_05: America Sweethearts.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_05: That's the one.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_05: That's just been brought back on Netflix for the latest season.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_05: I've not watched it yet, but I will report back because it's a not so guilty pleasure of mine.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_05: And I think my toxic trait is I think I could probably do the thunderstruck dance.
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, well, if I got the outfit.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, I will probably tear a hamstring just bending down, but I'm here for it.
• 1:03:39
  SPEAKER_05: I'll bring the outfit.
• 1:03:40
  SPEAKER_04: If we get Papa Clem here, brown, brown spray, is it?
• 1:03:43
  unknown: Brown spray.
• 1:03:44
  SPEAKER_05: Brown spray at the ready.
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_05: I think you'd enjoy being a guest on here.
• 1:03:48
  SPEAKER_05: Papa Clem, tell us about your male voice choir.
• 1:03:50
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, crack on.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_05: He loves it.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_05: He's a Welsh man in love meat.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_05: Do you know?
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_05: I forget actually how well she is until I speak to him.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_05: He's lovely.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he is lovely.
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_05: Secretary for a male voice choir.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_05: The most famous male voice choir in Wales.
• 1:04:02
  SPEAKER_05: In Wales.
• 1:04:02
  SPEAKER_05: Treorke.
• 1:04:03
  SPEAKER_05: Give him a Google, Rich.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_05: They're very good.
• 1:04:05
  SPEAKER_05: They've sung in the Sydney Opera House.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they're big time.
• 1:04:09
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that reaction.
• 1:04:10
  SPEAKER_05: I wish you could have videoed your face out.
• 1:04:12
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 1:04:12
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_05: Number seven, I think, in the world for male voice choirs.
• 1:04:17
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_05: Isn't that impressive?
• 1:04:19
  SPEAKER_05: Stunning.
• 1:04:19
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, absolutely stunning babe.
• 1:04:21
  SPEAKER_05: Bless him.
• 1:04:21
  SPEAKER_05: I know.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_05: What old man?
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_05: Go on.
• 1:04:24
  SPEAKER_04: So now we finished those.
• 1:04:26
  SPEAKER_04: We've got a lot.
• 1:04:27
  SPEAKER_04: Far me, that took a while.
• 1:04:29
  SPEAKER_04: We've got random thoughts.
• 1:04:31
  SPEAKER_04: Mine is thoughtful and heartfelt, which I know you all go, what the fuck?
• 1:04:37
  SPEAKER_05: No, because mine is as well.
• 1:04:38
  SPEAKER_05: Go on, you go first.
• 1:04:40
  SPEAKER_04: I heard it this week and it resonated because I have thought this about one person and one person only.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_04: If I move on, it'll never be you.
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_04: If I wait, it'll never be me.
• 1:04:59
  SPEAKER_04: Think about it for a minute.
• 1:05:00
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's deep.
• 1:05:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's a tough one, isn't it?
• 1:05:02
  SPEAKER_04: And I heard it and I thought, fuck.
• 1:05:04
  SPEAKER_04: I feel that.
• 1:05:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:05:08
  SPEAKER_04: But you've got to meet people where they are.
• 1:05:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_04: 100%.
• 1:05:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 1:05:11
  SPEAKER_04: Um, so I'm a firm believer in that as well.
• 1:05:15
  SPEAKER_05: I'm always on the fence about the if he wanted to, he would thing.
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm interested to hear your thoughts on this really.
• 1:05:21
  SPEAKER_05: I disagree with that.
• 1:05:21
  SPEAKER_05: No, I I what I was gonna say is that I the reason the reason I'm on the fence is yes, to an extent.
• 1:05:28
  SPEAKER_05: If people want to make it happen, they'll make it happen.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_05: But also, circumstances are always a huge thing.
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_05: And I think when people just go, if you wanted to, he would, I'm like, uh, with no extenuating circumstances.
• 1:05:39
  SPEAKER_05: It's a cop out.
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I think so too.
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_05: And I think um I saw someone post on Instagram recently that she's now with her long term partner.
• 1:05:47
  SPEAKER_05: When they first met, it was like right person, wrong time.
• 1:05:50
  SPEAKER_05: And they stayed in touch and they were both mature enough, and they both had serious relationships before, both had families before, and they were both just like we really like each other, but right now it's just not working.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_05: Kept in touch and a year later they reconnected and now they've been together for years.
• 1:06:04
  SPEAKER_05: And I just think sometimes you kind of gotta have that mentality of yeah, I think a lot of the time people are really quick to write people off.
• 1:06:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_04: But I also think please hold.
• 1:06:14
  SPEAKER_05: Go on.
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_04: No, I was just thinking about this in a oh, like in a logical sense.
• 1:06:21
  SPEAKER_04: There are so many times I've wanted to do something or be there for someone to do something, and I physically don't have the capacity.
• 1:06:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:06:27
  SPEAKER_04: So it does fuck me off when people say that.
• 1:06:29
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:06:30
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, Rich.
• 1:06:31
  SPEAKER_05: Rich over to you as a man.
• 1:06:32
  SPEAKER_05: If he wanted to, he would.
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_05: How do you feel about that statement?
• 1:06:35
  SPEAKER_06: That is true.
• 1:06:36
  SPEAKER_05: What do you think?
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_06: I I've never met someone pause something and then come back.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_06: This is circumstances, sort of.
• 1:06:44
  SPEAKER_04: I know they always come back and it fucks me off.
• 1:06:49
  SPEAKER_04: They do always come back.
• 1:06:50
  SPEAKER_06: For you.
• 1:06:52
  SPEAKER_04: Why do they all come back?
• 1:06:54
  SPEAKER_04: You've told them they always come back.
• 1:06:57
  SPEAKER_04: It might be a month, six months, a year, one.
• 1:07:00
  SPEAKER_06: Oh no, I've had that, but like you you just don't go back.
• 1:07:03
  SPEAKER_04: It's it's weird.
• 1:07:04
  SPEAKER_06: But m yeah, men if they if they want to, they make it happen.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_06: But I think it's I think a lot of them are scared because they might not not saying that you're not giving off the right bias if they don't feel completely safe.
• 1:07:17
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:07:18
  SPEAKER_06: That's probably why they're like she's scary.
• 1:07:20
  SPEAKER_06: I'm leaving this one because I'm really nice.
• 1:07:22
  SPEAKER_06: If you were all in, I think they would go all in.
• 1:07:26
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so scenario, because it sounds like you've been quite lucky so far, in the sense of um, say, for example, one of your parents was really unwell, right?
• 1:07:35
  SPEAKER_05: They're elderly and you've got caring responsibilities for them, for example, and you didn't physically have capacity to date someone in that time, but you really like that person, what would you do then?
• 1:07:49
  SPEAKER_06: I want to say get my sister to do it.
• 1:07:51
  SPEAKER_06: Um just caring part.
• 1:07:53
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, right.
• 1:07:54
  SPEAKER_05: You're an only child, there's no other way out.
• 1:07:56
  SPEAKER_05: Try my loopholes, this is what I do.
• 1:07:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you're an only child.
• 1:07:59
  SPEAKER_05: Stop being me.
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_06: Um, I I think I I what's the other limitation?
• 1:08:07
  SPEAKER_06: Because you're still gonna get some downtime.
• 1:08:08
  SPEAKER_06: If anything, you want that relationship to be like a support and an outlet.
• 1:08:12
  SPEAKER_06: Do you not think?
• 1:08:14
  SPEAKER_05: I like wait, I guess.
• 1:08:15
  SPEAKER_05: I agree.
• 1:08:15
  SPEAKER_05: You like me, you're positive, Polly.
• 1:08:17
  SPEAKER_05: I like it.
• 1:08:18
  SPEAKER_05: I think you've got a good brain.
• 1:08:19
  SPEAKER_05: So mine's also deep this week as well.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:08:22
  SPEAKER_05: And I really want everyone to take this in and listen to it.
• 1:08:26
  SPEAKER_05: I'm always very much like YOLO, but not in the sense of like, woo, let's get drunk, YOLO.
• 1:08:31
  SPEAKER_05: Like, genuinely, you do only live once.
• 1:08:33
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:08:34
  SPEAKER_05: And I saw something that said, be present this summer, because there's a version of you in 30 years from now who would give anything to live summer 2026 again.
• 1:08:43
  SPEAKER_05: So answer the message, make the plan, say yes.
• 1:08:46
  SPEAKER_05: You're currently standing inside the memory, she would give everything to return to.
• 1:08:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and that is true.
• 1:08:52
  SPEAKER_04: That really hit me.
• 1:08:54
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, wow.
• 1:08:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:08:57
  SPEAKER_04: Because it was only the other day I was thinking, God, how different were things this time last year.
• 1:09:02
  SPEAKER_04: And you just kind of, yeah, I get that.
• 1:09:04
  SPEAKER_04: I get that completely.
• 1:09:05
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_05: I think just live, you know, live your life.
• 1:09:08
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:09:09
  SPEAKER_05: Grab the ball by the horns, like, take every opportunity that's put in front of you.
• 1:09:12
  SPEAKER_05: Like, I really find it deeply quite sad.
• 1:09:14
  SPEAKER_05: I know everyone's into different things, but when people live a really sheltered life, or I like I love to travel and see the world and explore different cultures, and I'm like forever planning my next trip.
• 1:09:24
  SPEAKER_05: And I find it really sad when people just live in their own little bubbles, or even on the weekends, like um Patrick and my team at work, shout out, he doesn't listen, but his girlfriend does.
• 1:09:34
  SPEAKER_05: Um, he's always like, My god, you've done so you you do so much of the weekends, and he was always like, What are you up to?
• 1:09:39
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, Yeah, and I've got two days to really go at it and make a difference.
• 1:09:45
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and I don't live to work, I work so I can live.
• 1:09:50
  SPEAKER_05: Um, and I think it's really important to kind of make the most of the time that you've got here, you know?
• 1:09:57
  SPEAKER_05: Agreed.
• 1:09:58
  SPEAKER_05: What a nice deep ending.
• 1:10:00
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:10:02
  SPEAKER_05: Thanks, Widge.
• 1:10:07
  SPEAKER_05: So anyway, on that note.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_05: Any other business?
• 1:10:09
  SPEAKER_05: I got AOB, I got no other business.
• 1:10:12
  SPEAKER_05: No, on that happy little note, we'll fuck off for the week.
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  SPEAKER_05: Alright, alright, alright.
• 1:11:02
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