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[Music]
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Hello everybody and welcome back to the Pop Culture Junkie podcast. My name is
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Shauna and I am joined by my fellow junkies whose names are, in Alphabetical Order
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guys.
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Nicole.
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Olivia.
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There we go.
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Is it bad that I had to think what came first in or oh for like a split second?
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No, they're back to back.
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They are. Thank you. That makes me feel a little better. Can you guys say the alphabet
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in order without singing it or do you have to sing it still?
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I could say it I think.
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I only go sing songy at XYZ.
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Really? I feel like it's L-M-N-O-P because it's such a good like L-M-N-O-P kind of
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of slaps.
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Anyway.
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Okay.
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Does that mean that you can only sing it?
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I think it's like a rap like it's like a speak sing like A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
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You're in your slam poetry ear.
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Yes. LMNOP.
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I'll put that P and then we all snap.
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Then we all snap.
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That finishes up the pop culture junkie podcast for this week.
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So we're given people lunch here before we get to say the call.
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I was just going to say I always tried practicing it backwards in case like I got pulled over
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and I had to say it backwards.
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I could never did that.
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X, Y, Z, S, T, U.
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You started with X?
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Oh, you said X.
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Okay.
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Shauna's, yeah, you're right.
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I've already touched my original title.
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Straight to jail.
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Straight to jail.
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Z, Y, X, W and that's all I got.
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And it's like the U, yeah, the LMNOP.
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And I just said, I literally just said X, Y, Z.
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X, Y, X, Y, Eliminopi.
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Charlie X, X.
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Stupidest episode ever.
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And we're only two minutes in.
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Okay.
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So we're going to talk about pop culture because that's what this podcast is about and it's
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not about the alphabet.
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So what have you guys been obsessed with this week?
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Nicole, why don't you start us out?
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I've really been obsessed with the Hot Ones.
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Oh, I love Hot Ones.
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Oh, same.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god, the color is really thin.
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I think they are Olivia.
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I've been bingeing it on YouTube and the most recent one I've watched is the Jennifer
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Lawrence one.
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It's so good.
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It's so fun.
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The Jennifer Lawrence one is so funny.
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I love her.
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She's so funny.
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What do you mean?
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What do you mean?
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She's so funny.
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I just love the reaction.
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So my dad, he loves anything hot.
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So I got him the hot sauce debon.
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Oh my god.
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Is it really hot?
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Did you try it?
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I've tried it.
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It's not the hottest one.
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Yeah, I've tried it.
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It is hot.
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My dad can eat it like a spoonful and be perfectly fine.
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Like, he, yeah, he is crazy and sane.
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He can eat hot stuff like it's absolutely nothing.
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That he'll be like, yeah, I feel it, but he's not really reactive to it.
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Yeah, those are like a Lord reaction.
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Yeah.
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Hope put like eight dabs of it and like his chili, rhannis pizza stuff like that in the
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perfect way.
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That is my husband.
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Yeah, he puts hot sauce on everything.
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Yeah.
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And I like hot stuff, but I think I would freak out at the debon.
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Like, I would be one of the funny ones, I think.
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I don't know.
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Like, my favorite one is Scarlett Johansson.
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I think she was hilarious.
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She did had to do like laps around the whole studio with Chug of Beer.
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She was amazing.
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I haven't seen that one.
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And then my least favorite one was Natalie Portman.
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She was really boring.
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She was just kind of like, I think I watched hers.
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Yeah.
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I always like to just like watch on TikTok, the debon reaction.
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It's like all together.
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Yeah.
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I think they're so funny.
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What's your favorite hot ones ever?
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Nicole.
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For me right now, the ones that I've watched, I think my favorite ones, my favorite ones
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from the list in McCarthy.
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Her list of her.
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Her list of her.
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Her list of her.
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Out of the ones I've watched, it's pretty recent.
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It's so funny.
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Yeah, I think it's one of the most recent ones that came out as of right now.
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Either her Emma Chamberlain, because I just am obsessed with Emma Chamberlain.
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So she's one of my favorite influencers out there.
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So I'll just say you do.
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Paul Redd.
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Paul Redd's is hilarious.
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It's not a flip of his.
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I don't think I've seen her.
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But I will definitely watch as I did watch Chloe Kardashian's.
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One of the Kardashians is on it.
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Are they entertaining?
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She was actually really good.
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I actually thoroughly enjoyed watching hers.
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She did a very, very good interview before she did.
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She's like, it took me eight months to actually read a comment here because I get really bad
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anxiety coming down and actually sitting down to do interviews because I just don't do
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well in interviews.
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So it took me a long time to agree to do this.
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Bubble Wobbets.
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Her interview is actually really good.
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In the comments in there, people are like, oh Chloe, you did such a good job.
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I hope you actually read these comments and know that you are a good person, blah, blah,
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I don't know.
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People were really encouraging in the comments.
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But I would watch Chloe's.
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It gives you a different perspective on her kind of thing.
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Maybe I'll give it a whirl.
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Yeah.
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Her opinions on the Kardashians are all very baseless.
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Yeah.
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I kind of like to give them the benefit of the doubt because I did like them growing up.
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But obviously they, I don't know.
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I think the hot ones are so interesting because like you really cannot hide from who you are
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when your mouth is like on fire.
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And so a lot of them can't even like think.
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And so it's like they're answering these things very candidly.
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Yes.
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And so it's like kind of like a real glimpse into who they are.
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Kind of recent with everyone been like, oh it's PR.
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It's PR.
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It's PR.
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It's like it is.
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They're very like easy softball questions about their careers.
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But I think you just kind of get to see like a lot of their micro-grashions are like their
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real personality.
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I agree.
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I think it's like the great equalizer.
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I mean that and like the fact that everyone shits like you know, just when you're feeling
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bad about yourself just remember like Beyonce takes shits too.
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You know, like we don't have to wipe our butts.
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But then yeah, you get to see everybody eat hot sauce and it kind of like tears down all
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of their walls and you're just saying that you're making.
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I thought you're making a violent shitting joke because I think it's such hot sauce.
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That's something I would do.
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And honestly, I bet after everyone's done with hot ones, then they also violently shit.
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So it all.
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So Jennifer Lawrence was on, watch what happens lives after she did the hot ones.
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And she said she threw up within 20 minutes of leaving the stage.
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Like her body was just like get this out of me and she like threw up in her hotel room.
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You know who would be amazing on hot ones.
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Guided Faltrow.
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She would be deceased.
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She would die.
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Yeah.
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She would immediately die.
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First of all, it would have to be like cauliflower, I'm sure.
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But then like the first shriveling hand when the artificial flavor touches her lips,
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she's just croaks immediately on stage.
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She makes someone put it like an actual IV in her and she's like ready.
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Can we actually do this?
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Can we order the box?
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What?
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Can we order the hot ones box, make chicken wings and get 10 questions for each other?
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That's a great idea.
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Yeah.
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And make this and record ourselves and make this a Patreon YouTube episode.
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Producer's right.
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Right that's him.
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That's hilarious.
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Let's do it.
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I'm scared but yes.
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This would be great content.
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I love it.
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I love it.
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And then when we all violently shit ourselves, we'll livestream that too.
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It'll be great.
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Honestly, my only thought when doing this is how, okay, little TMI here, but again, everyone
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pooped so whatever.
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It's how.
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It's beyond the poop.
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It's fine.
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Yeah.
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How bad.
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My butt hole would burn.
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Yeah.
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I'm scared.
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Honestly.
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I already have.
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IBS.
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Like it's going to be bad.
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Yeah.
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You're going to die.
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What's that one mean where it's like what would win like the colonial woman or talk about?
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Oh, yeah.
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It's like all the what would kill a small colonial child.
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It's like the dust of a Dorito back.
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They're so good.
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Yeah.
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And then you're just became what would kill Gwen a Fowl trope.
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Yeah.
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I thought you were saying that meme that says would you rather be a girl who poops or a bitch
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who shits?
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Go out there and be a bitch who shits today and like, you know what?
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It's kind of deep.
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Words of encouragement.
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Words of encouragement.
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Anyway.
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I wouldn't have even obsessed with this week.
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So a few things actually I did want to talk about the recent article that came out about
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people who are, let me actually pull it up.
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People who because I was sent this by like 10 to 20 people in my life, no joke, not exaggerating
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at all saying, sorry, live.
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This isn't a good sign for you.
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And it's the article that says psychologist warns it's a major red flag if you relax by enjoying
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true crime stories.
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I saw that.
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Like 10 to 20 people sent me this article.
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I was the first person that popped into their mind and I was like, well, you know, it's kind
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of like gotten off true crime.
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And then I was sick for a week whenever I got back from traveling and all I wanted to watch
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was true crime.
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And I was like, man, they're so right.
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Like it is fun.
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So if I'm sick or hungover, like all I want to do is watch horror true crime.
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And I say it's because I want perspective that the like it could be worse, right?
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The fact that I got sent in so many times is might be a little concerning to the people in
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my life.
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So I've been kind of going down those rabbit holes.
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The other thing, the other rabbit hole that I've gotten into because no one in my life
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will watch the idol is idol recast.
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It's so bad.
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But it's enough to where you're like, oh, I can see the hope for it.
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What's interesting is it was supposed to be, it was supposed to be six episodes.
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After I watched the fourth one, it was like watch the season finale next week or whatever.
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So they canned an episode that was supposed to come out from this.
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And so they're only doing five.
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And like the story just got good.
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Like it just got interesting.
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They were like, okay, the weekend kind of sucks.
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Let's take it out of them.
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It does get better.
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Once the weekend is not in it, it does get a lot better.
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It's like why do we spend?
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Well, he's still in it, but they're not making him the whole purpose of it all.
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And he wrote it and is the producer and he's acting in it.
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So he thought he was serving.
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He's not.
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He's probably going to be the reason that they don't get renewed.
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He's really bad in it.
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But choice of on and Lily rose down for really, really good in it.
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And I've just fallen on this rabbit hole, but there's this big twist at the end of episode
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four.
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And it's like they're going to end it at like one more episode.
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And I'm like, you literally just got to the part where people can't.
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Like how are you ending this?
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And I was looking at the rumors online and apparently they scrapped the episode because people
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were like, they cut down what was going to be the meat of the story for five and six.
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This is very alleged by the way.
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Five and six.
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And they took out all the like torture porn.
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It's been the whole show though, right?
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Yeah.
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And they were able to get the fifth and sixth episode into one episode because they took out all
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the gratuitous stuff.
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No.
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So I've fallen down this absolute rabbit hole of opinions and just thinking about it.
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But I hope someone starts a change or petition to be like remove the weekend, recast him.
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Like if you're going to continue it.
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I want to know your opinion on the cringy sex scene from episode two that everyone was
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talking about.
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Yeah, it's terrible.
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It's terrible.
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I mean, it's not surprising though.
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Like if you just were to save a lyrics of a weekend song, you're like, what the hell is
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this man saying right now?
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That is insane.
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And I really like the weekend.
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He has like, he has the voice of an angel and then everyone's like, I mean, Shana and
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I were talking, she thinks the weekend is hot and I think he's not at all.
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I think he should have stayed anonymous.
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Get the rat tail, not in the slightest.
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My favorite version of the weekend is when he first came out and he had like the huge chunky
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dreads so hot and the voice.
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I don't know.
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Like he just, to me, looks like he is co-bloat.
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Like he just like looks bad.
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Like he looks like Elvis right before he kicked it.
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Like just puppy and frickin swollen.
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I'd know.
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I mean, that stuff does stuff to body.
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Face on me weekend, but don't tell me to stretch that little thing.
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I don't want to say the words.
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It's like fat tongue.
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Yeah, it's pretty stretchy.
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It's bad, but they like, I think they finally figured out he is bad.
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And so they're starting to let the side characters that we like and enjoy that everyone's
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like, no, give us more of that.
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So it's starting to get interesting.
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Oh man.
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Maybe years from now I'll give it a whirl.
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I know I watched episode one with you and I was not impressed, but maybe it could be like
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a fun drinking game kind of show.
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Like drink every time the weekend says something disgusting or drink every time Lily Rose
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Depp shows her nipple.
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I don't know.
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Dead, straight dead in toxicators.
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Dead.
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Yeah.
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We got to get very specific on the definition of seeing her nipples because they're basically
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like showing through everything.
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But.
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Like, like, like, explicit area.
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It would probably be like the same amount of death drinking.
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Oh my god.
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All right, that's going to be another new episode.
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The junkies watch the idle and play drinking games and become deceased.
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It is.
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Deseas.
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Deseas.
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The deceased game.
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Okay, let me think.
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What have I been into?
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Did you watch Black Mirror?
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Like, you were supposed to?
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No, I didn't.
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But I promise I will.
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Olivia has me starting a flea bag and I did really like the first episode of that.
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And then I told her I would start Black Mirror because everybody's talking about my own
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good and ends.
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But first I had to get my trash TV out of the way because and just like that season two
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came out.
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And season one was awful.
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It was terrible.
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But I watched every single episode of it.
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It was one of those things where it's your eye.
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I know.
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I love sex in the city, right?
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And I've seen every episode of that, both of the movies, the second movie was trash.
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But I don't know.
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I have to keep going with these characters.
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I have to see what happens.
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And the first two episodes of season two came out and there are a lot better already than
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season one.
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Miranda and season one is just so fucking cringy.
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She doesn't know how to exist in society anymore all of a sudden.
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Like she meets a black person and her brain just completely malfunctions.
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Like she doesn't know how to communicate anymore.
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It's so awkward.
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But lives in New York.
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Yeah.
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I swear to God.
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They seriously make it seem like this is the first black person that Miranda has ever met.
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The way that she interacts with this woman.
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It's so bad.
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And then they make her an alcoholic and then they make her leave her husband for a non-binary
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person.
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And all of that is fine, but it's just the way that it's all just kind of thrown in.
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There is very awkward and cringy.
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And Mr. Big dies on a Peloton.
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So you know there's that.
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Season two, all of the characters start to make a little more sense.
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I was genuinely laughing out loud at a couple points in episode one.
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Like season one, episode once started out with a slap across the face.
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Like, oh big's dead.
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Okay.
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And this one, like everybody's having sex on a show that's based on sex in the city.
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Like season one, there was awkwardly little sex in it.
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And in season two, these women are actually getting laid about to met.
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Like the whole premise of the show is supposed to be like, you know, they're in their fifties.
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They're still navigating friendship and relationships and sexuality and what it means to be an older
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woman and still be sexual.
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And now they're finally getting laid.
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The first episode opens with a montage of every single character having an orgasm or greeting
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their significant other lingerie.
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And I liked it.
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And it's like, all right.
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Get on with your dirty selves.
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So other people are probably listening and they're like, Sean, this television is trash,
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this season's trash and this is a trash.
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And you know what?
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I respect that and I appreciate it.
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And you're probably right.
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It's probably terrible.
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But I liked it.
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Yeah.
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But I refuse.
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See, if there's a minute on it, I don't want it.
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You know, she's going to have a phone call.
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She's not going to be on it.
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She had a phone call and text messages.
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Last season with Carrie, it is confirmed that this season, she's coming back for one episode
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in a phone call where she speaks.
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You get to see her.
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It's been confirmed.
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No, you know, you get to see her.
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Just what they said.
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That's what can we call her?
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You're going to fight you in the parking lot after we record this, Olivia.
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You know what?
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Fight?
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S.J.P.
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Because, you know, she started a conflict.
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And yeah, I don't know.
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I'm not a big fan of HBO trying to recreate all these like shows.
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Nicole, I know you're excited for Zoe 102, but are you going to watch it?
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Right?
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I am a sexist city.
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It's trash.
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And I know it's trash.
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But I can't leave my girls behind.
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I can't do it.
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We'll see.
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I don't know if I'll support Jamie Lynn.
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And I hope Steve gets laid this season like Miranda's husband that she left.
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I'm all from Miranda exploring her sexuality, even though Shadee is a terrible character.
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But I want like Steve to find love too because he's a good, good character.
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All right.
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This second thing I want to talk about real quick that I've been obsessed with.
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Okay, so I go back and forth on this singer a lot.
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She's had some songs that I really like and I listen to a lot.
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And then others that I'm like, this is not my jam.
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This isn't my kind of music.
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So Demi Lovato released a new song recently called Swine.
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And it was released on the anniversary of the reversal of Roby Wade being overturned by
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the Supreme Court.
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And it is like a riot girl rock and roll song.
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It is so good.
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I could not stop listening to it.
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So it is basically just like a feminist anthem about wanting like the rights and control
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over her own body.
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And she is donating the proceeds to women's rights organizations that she gets from the song.
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So I've been listening nonstop not just because it's donating to charity, but it just really
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isn't good song.
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Like, I don't know.
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Her voice is so incredible.
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I will give her that.
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Like, yeah.
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I don't know.
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I've said and done some like cringy things like not wanting.
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I don't know.
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Fat free ice cream.
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It's something.
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There was that whole.
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Yeah.
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Debackel.
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But this song slaps you guys.
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I saw it came out.
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I haven't listened to it yet though.
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It's really good.
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It goes hard.
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She screams like, I don't know.
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I'm super cheesy.
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And y'all know like how I feel about these things.
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But I listen for the time I got a little emotional.
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It's like, yeah, you tell them, Jimmy.
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You tell them.
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Yeah.
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We're working for it, girls.
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I'm trying, Jimmy.
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We try.
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So, yeah, that's what I've been obsessed with this week.
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Both sides of the feminist spectrum there.
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Sex in the city.
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And then riot.
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White feminism.
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To my own girl feminism.
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Exactly.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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There's something that I've been meaning to talk to you both about.
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And it's really been weighing on me.
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It's a little more on the serious side.
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And I know that we try to keep things here a little light-hearted.
21:38
But I think it's time that we actually
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cross this bridge and address kind of the elephant in the room,
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if you will.
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What cartoon characters as a kid made you the horniest?
21:49
[LAUGHTER]
21:52
What cartoon characters are--
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Hot for no reason.
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Hotter than they deserve.
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Maybe you think they're hot, but they're
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like controversially hot, or a woke something
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in you as a child.
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I know.
22:10
I know.
22:11
It's a really important conversation.
22:14
It's what the people need.
22:17
It's what the people want.
22:17
They want to give it to them.
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Nicole, who did you search over as a child?
22:25
Or what cartoon do you think was inappropriately or weirdly hot?
22:30
And we're not supposed to say on my apologize.
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My favorite Disney Princess movie is Beauty and the Beast.
22:42
And--
22:43
The Beast is so hot.
22:45
Oh.
22:47
I don't know what you're going to say.
22:48
No, I was actually going to the late opposite of that.
22:51
I was just saying, obviously, the Beast is not attractive.
22:54
[LAUGHTER]
22:57
What?
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To me--
22:59
Please.
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To me, I would--
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I would bang the Beast.
23:03
We have our choices.
23:04
So that list of who you wouldn't be is quite short.
23:08
That is true.
23:10
Facts.
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And that's OK.
23:14
And that is OK.
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But on my list from Beauty and the Beast,
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I have to go with the evil person from there
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and go with Gaston.
23:24
Gaston's fine.
23:25
He is just, you know, you just got to look at him
23:30
and look at his muscles, his ponytail, his abs.
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He's got his big muscular chin and jawline that hairy chest.
23:41
He's actually doesn't have hair on a chest.
23:45
What?
23:46
When he rips open his shirt, I thought he had hair in his chest.
23:49
I don't think so.
23:50
I'm looking at his picture right now.
23:51
I don't think he has any hair.
23:52
He looks like he--
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rip open picture shirt picture.
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He looks like he gets either lasered or waxed.
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Does he get blacked?
24:01
All right.
24:02
He likes his cheek.
24:03
He's definitely a wax.
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OK.
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Well, there's like a v-neck that goes pretty far down
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and there's no hair.
24:08
But then the one that he rips open, there's definitely hair.
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See.
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Should disreput it.
24:13
It was on it.
24:14
Then it was waxing, you know?
24:15
He was on it on wax.
24:17
Did we just find a Disney continuity
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heir with Gaston's chest hair?
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I think we did.
24:22
Either way, I'll take him either way.
24:24
So--
24:24
Hashtag Gaston's chest hair.
24:26
What if Gaston, it's like in an in-between stage, though?
24:30
And when his chest touches your chest,
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it's like a little prickly, like a beard.
24:35
And are you still down?
24:37
Well, we can see who's chest is hairier.
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Do you have a really hairy chest?
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[LAUGHTER]
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I don't know.
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Also, you got to subscribe to the Patreon to find that out.
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Yeah.
24:50
Nicole, pictures of Nicole's hairy chest and her toes.
24:53
Yeah, and toes.
24:55
[LAUGHTER]
24:57
All right.
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So shout out to everybody googling Gaston naked chest
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right now.
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And let us know if you think he should have chest hair,
25:05
or you like it better waxed.
25:06
Oh, gosh.
25:08
OK, Olivia, this is your first one.
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OK.
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So my first option for me is definitely
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going to be Lola from Shark Tail.
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Dude, no, she's got blow job lips.
25:21
She can get it.
25:23
She paid for those wrestling kiss injections like me.
25:28
So a fun fact about Shark Tail, actually,
25:31
is they drew all of the fished characters
25:36
based off of the voice actor.
25:38
So if you look at the actor next to the animated character,
25:44
the person that is Lola is Angelina Jolie, which
25:48
is just pure sex on a steak, we did not need a fish that hot,
25:53
honestly.
25:54
And so really fun though, if you look at Will Smith,
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and then his character, and then Jack Black
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is the shark in it, and he really does look like that shark.
26:03
It's crazy.
26:04
I get it.
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I'll look exactly like their characters.
26:06
It's really cute.
26:08
I mean, it's cute.
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But now I have feelings about a fish.
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We're going to keep Olivia away from all fish from now on.
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Yeah.
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You never know what's going to happen.
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Keep you fish away from me.
26:22
Let's see here.
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OK.
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My first choice-- and if you were a long time listener
26:26
to the podcast, like, way back in the day,
26:29
you'll know this was my first cartoon crush--
26:32
from Dragon Ball Z, Trunks, but the adult version,
26:36
like, Future Trunks, specifically
26:39
when he gets out of the hyperbolic time chamber with Vegeta.
26:43
So I'm getting real nerdy here.
26:45
Both of you guys are--
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I'm looking up at the camera.
26:48
Listen.
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We've got--
26:49
--a place to over-enter eyes.
26:50
So would he-- OK.
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He shows up and no one knows who he is.
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And he's got this purple '90s boy haircut,
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where it's like, you know, the part in the middle,
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like the JTT hair.
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And they're facing this bad guy that they can't be.
27:04
He pops out from a time machine with a fucking sword
27:08
and just gets the bad guy into a million pieces.
27:10
And it was like, that was easy.
27:12
Also, my mom and dad are those two people over there.
27:14
You never thought would bang, but they bang
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and make me.
27:17
And he's really hot.
27:18
And I had a big old crush on him as a little girl.
27:22
So we're watching that.
27:23
And you're like, why are my shorts wet?
27:25
I know.
27:26
Why are my trunks getting wet?
27:30
Why do my bum must feel a little soggy and my breath?
27:35
OK, those are really weird jokes, too.
27:37
But yeah, Future Trunks can get it.
27:39
But then you have to see him, like, be born and he's a baby.
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And because he came from the future and then he grows up
27:45
and he's a little knowing ass kid.
27:46
But you just keep thinking, once you reach adulthood, it's on.
27:51
So he was an ugly kid.
27:53
No, just kind of irritating.
27:56
I don't know.
27:56
Animate kids suck in general.
27:58
They're just going, hey, no, let's go fight the bad guy.
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They're all adults.
28:04
Basically, everything in Dragon Ball Z is a thirst trap.
28:07
This show is just big, buff, burly men
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who are shirtless and screaming and fighting each other.
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I could act like a man.
28:19
Do you think Dragon Ball Z is made for the male or female gaze?
28:23
It is made for the male gaze, I think,
28:25
because I feel like a lot of guys--
28:28
like a lot of people that I know who are like Jim
28:31
bros, including my husband, it's Dragon Ball Z.
28:34
Like, you got to train to look like a Saiyan, you know?
28:37
Like, all these boys are watching this.
28:38
They're like, oh, I'm going to grow up and look just like the Jeet
28:40
and Goku.
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Yeah.
28:42
But then me watching it, I'm like shirtless.
28:46
I'm going to sleep with Goku.
28:49
That's you.
28:50
I'd rather sleep with--
28:51
I guess I could sleep with Goku.
28:52
He'd be kind of dumb.
28:53
I don't think he would know what he was doing.
28:55
He's kind of--
28:56
He's a little experienced.
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Yeah.
28:59
But Vegeta doesn't have a beard.
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He doesn't have a beard.
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He doesn't have a beard.
29:03
Goku has a small dick energy, for sure.
29:07
He's a big hymbo.
29:09
Trunks huge dick energy.
29:11
Absolutely.
29:12
I need some of the Jeet watches anime.
29:14
So like, listen to this and tell me what they think.
29:18
Well, let's take the energy of all the Dragon Ball Z characters.
29:22
Who do you think calls a big a stuck?
29:24
All the Dragon Ball Z.
29:26
And when they go super Saiyan, does their dick get bigger?
29:29
Yes, you're not.
29:30
And do their pubes get yellow.
29:32
Super sex sale on.
29:33
Oh my god.
29:41
That's stupid.
29:44
I know nothing about the show.
29:45
She's just Saiyan.
29:48
That's pretty sexy.
29:51
All right.
29:52
Let's keep this ball roll.
29:53
And OK, let's power through the next couple of these.
29:55
Let's just go.
29:56
Let's go, Nicole.
29:58
My next one is from The Little Mermaid.
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And it is Prince Eric with his piercing blue eyes
30:04
and his dark hair and his pale skin in his ever--
30:11
he is just a hopeless romantic.
30:14
And he is someone that I would let just rep his hands all over me.
30:20
Yeah.
30:21
Yeah.
30:22
He also thinks I'm a little cold-sale.
30:25
Yeah, what can I say?
30:26
We're bringing her to the dark side.
30:28
I hate that.
30:29
It's the only other room.
30:30
He was close on my list as at worth giving up your voice and tail
30:34
for, would you lose your master's swimming power, Nicole?
30:40
Yeah.
30:42
I'm going to see anyway.
30:43
So yeah.
30:45
Like, I don't-- I don't mess with water.
30:47
Just water.
30:48
Don't give up your voice for a man, ladies.
30:52
If you have a tail in someone offers you legs,
30:55
I would take the legs.
30:57
Yeah.
30:57
So I don't know if mermaids have vaginas.
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Do they?
31:07
I'll let you know.
31:09
What did I be like losing my tail?
31:11
Oh, OK.
31:12
I guess in this scenario that we're talking about, you are the mermaid.
31:15
You're not going to sleep with them.
31:16
OK.
31:17
All right.
31:17
You're right.
31:18
Madden, simple.
31:19
I'll let you know.
31:20
Yeah.
31:21
If you have a vagina--
31:23
If you guys, I just turn it to a mermaid and confirmation,
31:25
I do not have a vagina.
31:27
I repeat, I do not have a vagina.
31:29
Or I have a vagina.
31:34
And it's in a really weird spot.
31:36
And you guys have to guess where it's at.
31:39
It's at the bottom of the tail.
31:42
I thought it would be like an armpit maybe, like one armpit
31:45
as the vagina and the other armpit as a butthole in it.
31:48
Maybe like a belly button?
31:49
I think the belly button should make it so belly button.
31:52
So belly button is--
31:54
[LAUGHTER]
31:55
So we're going to move on to the next person.
31:59
All right.
31:59
So the next one that I'm going to do
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on a make it disclaimer, everyone in this movie
32:04
is extremely attractive.
32:08
But my low-thatch from Atlantis--
32:12
Everyone in that movie all of them.
32:14
Yeah.
32:14
Oh my god.
32:15
They had no business being that hot at all.
32:18
Oh my god.
32:19
But I think that character started my--
32:24
I want a data hipster man terrible downfall.
32:29
So it did imprint on me in a really negative way.
32:34
She was really into like emaciated white guys for a while.
32:39
You're saying that?
32:39
Like it's the past tense, I think.
32:42
You know what that's true.
32:44
That's true.
32:44
I don't want to put you on blinds like that, but that's true.
32:47
The last person I showed Shana is the exact definition of that.
32:51
She was like, is he still the skinny?
32:55
That's a very skinny guy.
32:57
I'm like three of them put together.
33:01
And it really works.
33:03
And I'm like, no, the skinny is person on the world.
33:06
But I'm also not like a big person either.
33:09
So that just shows the amount of smoke.
33:11
You like a meal.
33:13
Yeah.
33:14
Yeah.
33:15
We all do it.
33:16
And I blame my low-thatch from Atlantis.
33:19
It imprinted.
33:20
Damn you Disney.
33:23
All right.
33:24
I had a few female cartoon characters,
33:26
I think, for my bisexual awakening.
33:28
But I'm trying to think of one.
33:30
And I picked somebody who I think--
33:34
I don't know.
33:34
I need to see if you guys think she's hot too.
33:36
Debbie Thornberry from the Wild Thornberries.
33:40
Like the sister with the baggy jeans, little crop top.
33:45
She seems like she was an Instagram model before she was cool.
33:50
She definitely did.
33:51
She pierced her own nose kind of thing
33:54
and didn't want to be in the jungle because it was lame.
33:57
And she made me feel things.
33:59
I think if you scroll through TikTok
34:02
and just look at like cottage-cored lesbians,
34:06
or maybe not cottage-cored, but like--
34:10
It's like she's got a bunch.
34:11
It's a bunch.
34:12
If you look at a popular TikTok creator that's a lesbian,
34:17
it's going to be her.
34:18
You know?
34:18
I love lesbians.
34:19
I love lesbians.
34:19
I love--
34:20
Yeah.
34:21
So you know, she's still giving after all this time.
34:25
She's absolutely giving.
34:27
And we are receiving--
34:29
And then, poor Eliza just looked like she did.
34:31
I mean, at least she got to talk to animals,
34:33
but she got like the short end of the hot stick in that family.
34:36
She and Camp turned it up looking like Nigel.
34:39
That dad?
34:39
Yeah.
34:40
[LAUGHTER]
34:43
OK.
34:44
Nicole, go.
34:46
My next one is from Kim Possible,
34:50
and it's another bad guy, bad girl.
34:53
I should say, and it is, she go.
34:56
Oh, she go, all right.
34:57
She go.
34:58
Yes.
34:59
She go.
34:59
And come on.
35:01
The long, luscious black box, the green outfit, her long legs.
35:08
Come on.
35:09
How is she not just hot in herself?
35:12
And she's a bad guy.
35:13
She is woman power, hardcore.
35:17
She will put you in your place.
35:18
That is a woman that I want.
35:20
That is a woman I need to be.
35:21
That is a woman I am.
35:23
And I will put you in your place.
35:25
I am a sarcastic queen just like her.
35:28
And yeah, she's hot.
35:31
Nicole, is that sarcastic queen?
35:33
You get a little sassy in your text messages.
35:35
It's amazing.
35:36
I do.
35:37
I do.
35:38
And my friends literally call me that,
35:40
and I will take that crown and wear it with pride.
35:44
Yeah.
35:45
No, she goes hot as fuck, for sure.
35:47
When they call you sarcastic, you should be like,
35:49
it's Shiko, baby.
35:51
She's just giving Shiko.
35:53
And she's just giving Shiko.
35:55
Yeah, she was a close one.
35:56
I would be her.
35:58
Well, you could join the literally join the nice side.
36:02
Nicole.
36:04
You would look cute with black hair, Nicole.
36:06
Give it one of us.
36:09
Not.
36:10
Yes.
36:11
I love it.
36:12
All right.
36:13
All right.
36:13
I love you.
36:14
OK.
36:16
So, man, this is going to be so hard.
36:22
My initial list that I created was all women, which might say
36:27
something.
36:28
But I'm going to switch it up for you all.
36:33
I'm going to have to say Meg from Hercules, also a bisexual
36:37
sarcastic queen.
36:40
Literally, I remember being like,
36:42
I only ever want to wear purple again after I see that movie.
36:46
I want a dark, like, smokers' voice like she has.
36:50
Like, she has that--
36:51
Just a dressy voice.
36:53
And she's got the percussed boobs in the world,
36:57
just like those things are never fallen.
37:00
She's not wearing a bra under that silk purple dress, either.
37:03
That's just how the good, good, and the animators
37:06
it Disney made her.
37:08
As someone who wears silk dresses like every other day,
37:12
I do not look like that.
37:13
And just every day, if you can't be able to sleep with them,
37:20
yes, absolutely.
37:22
I think that's the age old adage.
37:24
That's deep.
37:24
I like it.
37:25
I like it.
37:26
OK.
37:26
My next one--
37:30
I realized two of these characters
37:32
that I gave you on my list are kind of the same person.
37:34
So I'm going to just choose one of them.
37:36
Feline Rider from Tangled.
37:38
I don't really think that's a controversial one.
37:40
He's so cute.
37:41
Oh my god.
37:42
He's so suave.
37:45
And just he has this smolder look.
37:47
And he's funny and romantic.
37:49
He's a little bad boy.
37:52
I could ride him.
37:56
I don't know what it is.
37:57
The new animation style--
37:59
maybe it's probably because I'm older now.
38:01
And I'm like, that's weird to get turned on during a kids'
38:04
movie, but as we're having this large conversation--
38:08
I'm right.
38:09
But that's exactly the conversation we're having.
38:11
I love it.
38:12
No, I know.
38:12
But the new animation style--
38:15
I don't know.
38:15
I just can't do it as much as I love that.
38:19
Because all of the girls look exactly the same.
38:21
I think it's so boring.
38:22
The animation style with all of the Disney Pixar,
38:25
they all have the big round eyes, little tiny noses.
38:28
That's all boring.
38:29
I don't even fuck about it.
38:30
Instagram face.
38:32
Yes.
38:32
It's an animation.
38:34
Let's give all of these--
38:35
and I saw something interesting that
38:37
was the male characters in these movies.
38:39
All have very distinct faces.
38:42
If you look at the proportion of their eyes
38:44
to their nose, to their mouth, but then the female characters
38:46
and all of these Disney Pixar are exactly the same face
38:50
build, exactly the same.
38:51
So the full and right character could still get it.
38:54
He could still get it.
38:56
OK, Nicole.
38:57
Last one.
38:59
My last one is coming from the Incredibles.
39:01
Doesn't really need much of an explanation.
39:04
It is Mrs. Incredible.
39:05
I get a Alaska girl.
39:07
And my reason is--
39:08
That is--
39:09
Yeah.
39:10
She's--
39:11
She's thinking of two seas.
39:12
Two seas on that.
39:14
Do you think that her butt can go up?
39:16
Or elastic?
39:17
Like, can I just grow my butt and my boobs?
39:20
Or is it just my arms and my legs?
39:24
I'm going to say her arms and legs.
39:27
OK.
39:28
I like to imagine a world where it's the opposite.
39:31
And she just can like, you know, do that.
39:34
And then she--
39:34
She can choose a male twin brother.
39:38
Oh.
39:39
Oh.
39:40
Good.
39:40
I bet you there's a porn on that.
39:42
What's it called?
39:43
Rule 32.
39:44
If you can imagine it, then there's porn of it.
39:46
Or something.
39:47
Yeah.
39:48
Probably.
39:49
That sounds right.
39:51
I don't-- I don't know.
39:52
If it's not, we just--
39:53
It's something like that.
39:55
There you go.
39:55
That's a good choice.
39:56
She's thick for sure.
39:58
She's thick.
39:59
She thickethed a bowl of peanut butter for sure.
40:01
I was up there.
40:01
I was looking at pictures.
40:03
And there was a picture of her literally doing a middle split
40:07
of her just looking back.
40:08
And I'm like, oh my god.
40:11
I'll find it.
40:12
I'll send it.
40:13
Please send it.
40:14
Please send it.
40:15
But there needs to be fan art of her doing
40:17
like the Kim Kardashian thing, where she's
40:19
popping the bottle of champagne and it goes over her.
40:22
Oh my god.
40:23
There's like on her butt.
40:24
No, the glass is on her butt and then she's popping it anyway.
40:27
Oh yeah.
40:28
Like the Kim Kardashian thing.
40:29
Yeah.
40:30
I have it.
40:31
But with the elastic rope.
40:33
I have a deep love for that movie,
40:35
because I hypothetically drink a very fun tea
40:40
and then saw some very fun colors in that movie,
40:43
as well, hypothetically speaking, if there was a--
40:46
Hypothetically a ludge special tea.
40:50
A very, very fun tea that is a good time for about 12 hours.
40:56
And so yeah, I have like this weird attachment
41:02
to that movie that like every time I watch it,
41:04
I like--
41:05
It's like a flashback.
41:06
Like that's the right thing.
41:07
She's getting shrewd flashbacks from the intro.
41:12
Great stuff.
41:13
I watched "Tonacea's Tea" in the pick of Destiny
41:17
while like violently high.
41:20
I told her that I was--
41:23
But I remember loving it.
41:25
Yeah.
41:26
Yeah.
41:27
The pop culture junky podcast is not door-struck usage.
41:30
There's this in the picture.
41:32
It was a hypothetical situation, Charlotte.
41:35
No one was doing it.
41:36
Wink, wink.
41:37
I hypothetically got violently high during "Tonacea's Tea"
41:40
in the pick of Destiny.
41:41
Hypothetically, because that's my hypothetical Jack Black
41:44
would have wanted.
41:46
That's probably the most mild of my stories,
41:48
but I'll leave it there.
41:49
I know.
41:50
So--
41:51
OK.
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So next one, because Charlotte did not pick this.
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I left this for her, but it is in the same vein.
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We're going to go beret girl from "Buffy Movie"
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because--
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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It is kind of right up that alley of the Thornberry.
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It's like Debbie Thorneberry.
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Yeah.
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But--
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And "Shootie Funny."
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That was my other one, "Shootie Funny."
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Like a beat by--
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I would.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I take all of the goofy characters.
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Like, why were they so attractive?
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What?
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We can't say this because my next character
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is literally from the goofy movie.
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So--
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OK.
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I'm just going to do mine then.
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Mine is Max Goof.
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Also--
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Yeah.
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He's so cute.
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Why did they need to give a dog BD?
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You know?
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They did it.
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It was great.
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I don't know how they did it.
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But like, come on.
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I was thinking of Max Goof as a dog.
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I mean, and I know he is.
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I know they're all dogs.
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But that always kind of trips me up because--
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OK.
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So Mickey and Goofy are best friends.
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And Goofy's a dog.
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But then Mickey has a dog as a pet.
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Like he is Pido.
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Is he a different dog than the goofy dog?
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It's slavery.
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It's slavery.
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Why does he get to walk around?
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And he has to live in Mickey's house and like,
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shitting the yard.
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It's slavery.
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That's how they get you, you know?
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Critical race.
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We got to get the goofy movie out of here.
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Just kidding.
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Oh my god.
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I was thinking just maybe it's like the evolution of dogs.
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And Pluto has it reached--
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he's still on all fours.
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And then eventually he'll reach the ambulatory stage where
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he gets on two feet.
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Like maybe somewhere in the Disney World,
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there's a mouse still on four feet too that's getting like
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exterminated.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to go to do it.
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I'm going to go to do it.
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I remember.
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I remember the YouTube video and why I was watching a shark tail
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YouTube video now.
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So it was, does cannibalism exist in the shark tail universe?
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And I think the next question that we--
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and it does because they eat fish.
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That's true, but they're all fish.
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And so I think the next one is, does slavery exist in the goofy
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movie?
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And I think we need to--
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I'm going to go to Disneyland and I'm going to ask the guy
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in the goofy costume.
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Yeah.
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He's going to be really fun to eat.
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He's going to be like, I work for Disney.
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Yes.
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He's not going to be able to answer me because he is goofy
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in a costume.
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He's going to--
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He's going to put a note in your back pocket when you're
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just waiting in line.
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That's what he's saying.
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That's what he's saying.
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Oh my god.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I'll take you to a beret girl.
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If there is a beret girl costume at Disneyland,
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then I'm going to get my picture with her.
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The other hot person from the goofy movie
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is Powerline.
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Powerline can also get it.
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And that song stops.
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These were good and kind of disgusting.
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And we're either going to have a lot of fans agree with us
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over there going to think we're disgusting.
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Yeah.
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Shout out to Aladdin.
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Shout out to Shrek.
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Shout out to Krunk.
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What?
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You want to sleep with Shrek?
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You want to sleep with Shrek?
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No.
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For sure.
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OK.
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OK.
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I think that's a really necessary distinction
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to make a surprise for us.
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You did say you wanted to sleep with the beast.
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Also, I like how you're like--
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I don't like to think of Max as a dog,
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but you're like, yeah, I want to bang a beast.
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Beast is-- he is humanoid.
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He's just like, what is he?
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Is he a bore?
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Or is he a dog?
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Can you try to eat her?
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She can eat me.
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I can eat her in a sandwich.
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Every single man that we chose just highlights
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why we've allowed men to gaslight us
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in our entire lives.
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They're also pretty much average.
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It's like hilarious.
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Oh, shout out to Frozone from the Incredibles.
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Ooh.
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I would let him tell you off my super suit.
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Ooh, yeah.
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My honorary mentions were, as Moralda
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from a hunchback known her name.
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She's like inappropriately hot.
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There's no reason for her to be that hot.
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Yeah.
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And then, of course, our big, yity girl, Jessica Rabbit.
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Yeah.
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Her proportions can fuse me, but she's--
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And Betty Boop, the original hot cartoon.
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I don't get that from Betty Boop, but do you, baby?
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She's a dorks.
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OK, we could go on about her proportions.
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It's the proportions.
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In conclusion, Gaston's chest hair,
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and it's all about the proportions.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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OK.
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And these characters had no business being not hot.
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Yes.
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