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I don't need your Sauna ANYWAY · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I sell, don't care, wakes up John Rich what's crack
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  Speaker 2: And this is the big bulls dove snoopy deagle, double.
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  Speaker 3: Gigsel bank boom, what you don't do.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about rich ten tem We're not talking
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  Speaker 1: about last year.
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  Speaker 4: If the one and only.
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  Speaker 1: Does you all the glassy last he makes smooth eagle
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  Speaker 1: double gibble in your face to me and in the
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  Speaker 1: place to be, and you're listening to John Jay and.
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  Speaker 3: Rich John Jay and Rich our phone number eight seven
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  Speaker 3: seven nine three seven one o four seven. The text
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  Speaker 3: line you text J j R. And whatever is on
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  Speaker 3: your mind the ninety six eight ninety three John J. Rich.
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  Speaker 3: I had a dream about John Jay and his new
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  Speaker 3: gift of making love up sour dough bread last night.
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  Speaker 1: What a great idea. I mean, that wouldn't sell people
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  Speaker 1: love the sour.
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  Speaker 3: The way that you like had the pause between love
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  Speaker 3: and up though.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, interesting dream you're.
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  Speaker 3: Having making love making love up though?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the text line fun.
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  Speaker 3: We also have a drunk down line, which is six
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  Speaker 3: oh two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three. You know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm doing today. I don't want totally get into it,
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  Speaker 3: but you know I'm doing today. I'm gonna give you
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  Speaker 3: a little Bridge knows some of this story. You guys
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  Speaker 3: do not. But I was interviewed a couple of weeks
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  Speaker 3: ago by the New York Post.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was hilarious. That's cool. I know, as
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  Speaker 1: we were walking through the Chicago airport.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was on the phone with the New York Post.
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  Speaker 2: Now when I was here.
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  Speaker 3: When I was on the phone through the airport doing
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  Speaker 3: the interview with the New York Post, I thought I
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  Speaker 3: was just talking to the reporter of the New York Post,
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  Speaker 3: because I said, I'm at the airport right now. It's
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  Speaker 3: really crazy. Can we thinking that we're gonna set up
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  Speaker 3: another time to talk? So I thought it was kind
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  Speaker 3: of a pre interview. Turns out that was the interview.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm a little like concerned about what I said
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  Speaker 3: because I'm going through the airport in Chicago, like we landed.
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  Speaker 3: The phone call started on the plane and started, and
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  Speaker 3: it was even on the cab ride, Yes it was,
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  Speaker 3: And so I was like chaos. I'm I'm not really
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  Speaker 3: sure what I said. But anyway, later today there's a
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  Speaker 3: photographer meeting me and I'm taking pictures. What's the interview
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  Speaker 3: about ask me.
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  Speaker 2: How are you not interested?
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  Speaker 3: Weren't you interested? I'm not going to tell you till
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  Speaker 3: it comes out rude. Is that what you're doing the
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  Speaker 3: photos for today? Yeah, for the for the for the
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  Speaker 3: New York Post.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, on location or at the places that you do,
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  Speaker 1: the things that you talk about at your house.
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  Speaker 2: Like I didn't. Nobody knows what I'm talking about. No
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  Speaker 2: one knows what the interviews about rich.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was asking somewhere on location or at your house.
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  Speaker 3: It's on location. Now speaking about my house, get this.
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  Speaker 3: So I have a sauna in my garage. I do
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  Speaker 3: the sauna all the time, right, And I heard it
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  Speaker 3: doing a sauna' but infrared sna. I heard doing a
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  Speaker 3: saw was really good for you, really good for your
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  Speaker 3: heart and for all kinds of stuff. Then I saw
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  Speaker 3: some survey they said the finish sauna is the best
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  Speaker 3: one for your team. No, it's the rocks. It's a
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  Speaker 3: hot the crs to go on. Yeah, just like that.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm having dinner with some guys a couple weeks
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  Speaker 3: ago and this guy tells I started telling him like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I kind of want to finish, but I got the infrared.
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  Speaker 3: It goes, I got the best finished sauna for you.
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  Speaker 3: You got to meet this guy's the owner of the company.
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  Speaker 3: I bet you can give you a deal. I'm like okay.
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  Speaker 3: Immediately the guy sends up an email with me in
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  Speaker 3: the owner of the sauna company. The owner of sauna
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  Speaker 3: company seems Peter. He goes, can we talk on a zoom.
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  Speaker 3: Let's set this up boom. He immediately has to be
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  Speaker 3: the calendar appointment. I'm like, okay, great. Calendar appointment was
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  Speaker 3: two o'clock yesterday. So I'm like, I'm all. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm Virgo, firstborn OCD maybe on the spectrum. So my
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  Speaker 3: whole day's planned around this interview. So I'm like, it'll
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  Speaker 3: be funny. I'm gonna do the interview from inside my sauna.
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  Speaker 3: Fun perfect, Right, I'm in my sauna. So I get
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  Speaker 3: home right when it's time for the interview with the guy.
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  Speaker 3: I go into my sauna. I turn on my sona.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wearing clothes I'm not in like normally in the asauna,
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  Speaker 3: my swimsuit. I turn on the sauna and it starts
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  Speaker 3: at like eighty degrees. I put my phone up, I
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  Speaker 3: get on the zoom and it's like waiting for the
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  Speaker 3: guy to accept me, and I'm still looking at myself
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  Speaker 3: in the sauna. I'm trying to find a good position
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  Speaker 3: that I'm sitting in and I can and I lean
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  Speaker 3: for it because it's more comfortable. I look like I'm
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  Speaker 3: way into the camera. So I'm like, now, it's like
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  Speaker 3: a minute goes by. Now I'm at eighty seven degrees,
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  Speaker 3: and then five minutes go by. I'm at ninety something degrees.
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  Speaker 3: He's not on the zoom yet. Now I'm starting to
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  Speaker 3: sweat a little bit. Now that's one hundred and five degrees.
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  Speaker 3: It's been about fifteen minutes. He's late. This guy's not on,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, screw this guy, screw this sona. I
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  Speaker 3: have a sauna. I don't even your stupid sauna. I'm
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  Speaker 3: in my suna right now and it's doing just a
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  Speaker 3: great job. Where am I going to put an extra sauna? Right?
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  Speaker 3: I'm put in the backyard and then what the sun's
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  Speaker 3: gonna beat down on it? So I get on the website.
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  Speaker 3: His saunas are for the outside, so I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 3: that's going to solve that problem. So I get on
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  Speaker 3: my email email, Hey, dude, what's up with the interview,
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  Speaker 3: he goes, oh, two minutes. I can't wait to talk
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  Speaker 3: to you. It's now one hundred and fifty degrees in
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  Speaker 3: my sauna. I'm wearing jeans and a T shirt. I'm sweating.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sweating in my sauna, and I so badly want
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  Speaker 3: to be like, I'm in my sauna.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, the bit's the bit, you can't freak.
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  Speaker 3: He comes through. It's now one hundred and sixty degrees.
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  Speaker 3: I'm drenched. You popped through. What's up? It's Pete. I'm like, oh, hey, Pete, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: I'm in my sauna. I thought it'd be fun to
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  Speaker 3: talk to you my sauna. He goes, that's cool, and
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  Speaker 3: then I bust out of my sonic because I can't
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  Speaker 3: breathe and I'm in clothes, I'm drenched, my jeans are sweat,
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  Speaker 3: sweating whatever. And anyway, I talked to him and I'm
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  Speaker 3: not interested.
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  Speaker 5: Are you not interested because of the setup, because of
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  Speaker 5: all of that, or you.
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  Speaker 3: Just don't think that that sauna is it?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: I don't need another sauna. And after being there.
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  Speaker 1: Talking to him, that would be a little weird to
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  Speaker 1: have both, But that is a very John Jay Mooney.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it'd be cool to have with next to
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  Speaker 3: the cold plunge. I just jump in back and forth,
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  Speaker 3: back and forth, back and forth. But I had a
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  Speaker 3: really good conversation with the man, and he wants to
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  Speaker 3: he wants to give me a deal, but obviously they
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  Speaker 3: want more on my end of this stuff. And I
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  Speaker 3: think he's got a really good product, a really good product.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't need a sauna. But anyway, was so upset.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they got the steam ones a Costco. Now
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  Speaker 1: they're not that expensive. I was so upset that he.
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  Speaker 3: Was so late. What a bummer, because you know, you
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  Speaker 3: were expecting such a bigger reaction. That's cool. Yeah, it's like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: I'm in here, like, how about you being twenty minutes
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  Speaker 3: late to this interview and be like what you're Minnesota
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  Speaker 3: right now?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's right, that's so great. So cool man oh man,
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  Speaker 4: so anywhere. Yeah, Instead he gave me nothing. Hello, good morning, John,
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  Speaker 4: Jay and Rich can help you.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, I just want to trying you guys. Your drunk
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  Speaker 5: line's not working.
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  Speaker 3: What's that working?
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  Speaker 2: Your drunk lining drop line?
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  Speaker 3: The drugs, the drug the drunk line? Why what happened?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to leave a message on the drunk line.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a podcast listener, right, so I'm Charlie a comment
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  Speaker 5: on there, and it just it just ends there's no
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  Speaker 5: way to leave a message.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's six oh two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three, right.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I have a three seven four sixty nine zero.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't even know what that is. What were
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  Speaker 2: you going to say the drunk that line? What's your name?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, it's just like.
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  Speaker 3: On the radio. Yeah, that's it. That works, that's nick.
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  Speaker 3: That works. Okay, well, but anyway, we know what we're
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  Speaker 3: gonna say the other drunk line. Just tell us here.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a podcast listener, so I'm listening to you guys
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  Speaker 5: talk about the It's off her fault girl Marissa and
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  Speaker 5: they call her mar right, yeah, okay, same thing with
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  Speaker 5: the summer I turn pretty and Belly for Isabelle. I
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  Speaker 5: just I don't don't believe that is what you would call.
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  Speaker 1: An Isabelle sah is is he but you wouldn't go belly.
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  Speaker 5: And then she's supposed to be like the love interest,
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  Speaker 5: so belly is just not a cute aim in.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of like it me back ill to like come here,
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  Speaker 4: little belly, it's so cute.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad that you called us instead of leaving a message,
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  Speaker 3: so we can go back and forth. Someone's calling the
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  Speaker 3: drunk line right now. Look at that. That's cool.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I got to fix my number.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, all right, thank you, Okay, i'll tell you what
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  Speaker 3: it's six two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three. Six
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  Speaker 3: two eight eight eight night teen thirty three. Leave us
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  Speaker 3: a message, but have some patience because it takes a while, obviously,
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  Speaker 3: because we just did it.
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  Speaker 2: Six oh two eighty eight nineteen thirty three.