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#699 We Don't CANCEL AGAIN the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What up and welcome back to another episode here of
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  Speaker 1: the we don't smoke the same podcast thank you so
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  Speaker 1: much everybody for patiently waiting and hitting that thumbs up
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  Speaker 1: uh listen we try to do everything we can to
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  Speaker 1: have tommy pull up today but this is the second
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  Speaker 1: time he flaked on you guys apparently he has enough
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  Speaker 1: i personally think that he got scared after what i
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  Speaker 1: wrote on there after calling him out on his bluff
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  Speaker 1: telling him i was like well i hope you're ready
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  Speaker 1: to drink a two liter tomorrow because he was bragging
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  Speaker 1: on his His story talking about food. I drink four sodas.
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  Speaker 1: The morning, that's nothing. And then he knows that somebody
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  Speaker 1: like me already had Amazon that soda. I had Amazon
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  Speaker 1: three sodas.
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  Speaker 2: Did you bring the sodas?
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  Speaker 1: No, because I already knew he wasn't coming last night.
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  Speaker 1: He chickened out. I personally think it's because of that.
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  Speaker 1: And if you guys want his phone number, it's up
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  Speaker 1: on the Patreon. Let him know how you really feel.
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  Speaker 3: Don't release it, because you got to be on the
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  Speaker 3: Patreon to fucking be able to obtain it. Don't be
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  Speaker 3: a fucking scumbag and give it out to everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be mad, though. Also... It's not his work
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  Speaker 1: number either, though. All right. So I will have mercy
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  Speaker 1: on that. What is it? Also, big shout out to
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  Speaker 1: I I I blazed three of them on the Green
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  Speaker 1: Thumb Show yesterday. B-Roll was looking at me. Three? Three, fool.
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  Speaker 1: B-Roll was looking at me like, you're going to go
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  Speaker 1: for the third one? And I was just like, yeah, fool. Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that shit was good, dog. So the new Chicklets, go
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  Speaker 1: guys are getting, you know, switched up from the regular. Also,
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  Speaker 1: Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Now to my left. Oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what? Before, I do want to remind you
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  Speaker 1: guys about the giveaway. Third place, you're getting a Chicaletes
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  Speaker 1: care package. Second place, you're getting seven grammars of the
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  Speaker 1: fucking HADAR. And first place, first place. I'm giving away
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  Speaker 1: a half zip. How about that? Yeah. How about that, dog? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So there's three different ways you could come out here
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  Speaker 1: a winner. And if you already won like three or
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  Speaker 1: four fucking times, like there's one guy who keeps fucking
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  Speaker 1: bugging about his fucking boxes and shit. But like I
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  Speaker 1: keep getting different times that are messages and shit. It's
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  Speaker 1: just very confusing. Like maybe let somebody else win. If
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  Speaker 1: you got like three fucking packages coming to you, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? like you know shout out to
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  Speaker 1: him though dog at the end of the day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's how you know we raffling him up we're
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  Speaker 3: not trying to give the same shit to i.
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  Speaker 1: Just hate when i just hate when you know what
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  Speaker 1: i mean like or it's just like look fool like
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  Speaker 1: be clear you know what i mean like Like, or
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  Speaker 1: when they DM, like, from, like, 10 other accounts, it's
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  Speaker 1: just like, fool, is this the same Rolando from fucking Instagram? Or, like,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck, dog? What is it? To my left is,
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  Speaker 1: what is it, my co-host. What's going on, XG? What's up?
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  Speaker 3: What's up, dog? Excited to be here already on this.
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  Speaker 1: Halfway down this chiclet. You fucked up three, dog? You're
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  Speaker 1: an animal, bro. Three on the show, dog. And I
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  Speaker 1: was out. You're like Tommy of fucking chiclets, dog. That's
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  Speaker 1: my soda. That's your sodies? I love chiclets. That's your sodies?
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  Speaker 1: I love soda. Has he said that before? No. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know whose voice that is. By the way, thank you, Ray,
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  Speaker 1: for running the boards, boarding shop films. What's up, y'all?
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  Speaker 1: uh also back by popular demand this will finally the
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  Speaker 1: chinese let him have a day off what's going on
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  Speaker 1: chicoletti what up.
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  Speaker 4: What up yeah man it's fucking it's tough making it
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  Speaker 4: out here i go get out at two in the
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  Speaker 4: morning last night i got out at one a little
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  Speaker 4: bit early but bro but then you get out And
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  Speaker 4: you can't go to sleep right away. You got fucking
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  Speaker 4: off work energy. So I get out. I still smoke.
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  Speaker 4: I chill. I move some shit around the house. And
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  Speaker 4: I go to sleep at like four in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: You start making 4 a.m. dab videos like tripping. Like
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  Speaker 1: this was the only one. There's chicken being cooked. It's
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  Speaker 1: 310 in the morning. This was fucking thinking of a
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  Speaker 1: shirtless dab video.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's trippy, all right.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to ask you, have you ever had
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  Speaker 3: a job where you're done like kind of late at night?
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  Speaker 1: And he's right. You just can't go to sleep.
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  Speaker 3: Like when I used to serve, bro, you get off
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  Speaker 3: at like 12, 1, 11. And even if you want
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  Speaker 3: to go to sleep or you have to, you can't, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Your mind's still like, oh, I still got to get
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  Speaker 3: that pizza. Don't forget the ketchup. Your mind's still, he's
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  Speaker 3: still probably thinking about that hand that he fucking might
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  Speaker 3: have fucked up or how much.
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  Speaker 1: It's your brain just going and going. I think once
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  Speaker 1: you get into the rhythm of it, like how many
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  Speaker 1: months you been there? It's two months. It's unchanged now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so that's like you're already in the rhythm. Your body's
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  Speaker 1: been used to it, dog. It's like when you get
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  Speaker 1: into a gym schedule, dog. There's times where I wake
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  Speaker 1: up 4.30 in the morning, and it's like, I want
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  Speaker 1: to sleep, but I can't. My lady's like, what the
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  Speaker 1: fuck are you doing? I'm like, I'm playing my Switch.
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  Speaker 1: You got to stay awake. Yeah, like I'm sitting in
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  Speaker 1: the chair. I'm feeding the cats. With the joint in
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  Speaker 1: your hand, right? She's asleep, dude. Smoke is going around her. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's me too, dog. Early, they're just, because bitches can
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  Speaker 1: sleep in, dog. I don't know how or why. I'm like, yo,
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  Speaker 1: they just sleep. It must be fun to be lazy, huh?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, that sounds like a.
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  Speaker 1: It's not when they're lazy.
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  Speaker 3: They can sleep in, bro.
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  Speaker 2: They're just tired, bro.
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  Speaker 4: It contradicts each other. Being lazy is fun.
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  Speaker 1: Like... Right? Does it? Or not? Lazy? It depends what
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  Speaker 1: type of lazy is fun. Nah.
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  Speaker 3: Like, being lazy at your house and smoking weed and
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  Speaker 3: fucking watching TV is fun for a certain.
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  Speaker 3: A good amount of time And then you get tired
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  Speaker 3: Of what's on TV And now you're just like Now
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  Speaker 3: I'm just being a lazy fuck And now I gotta
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  Speaker 3: do something Sometimes like You know like Have you ever
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  Speaker 3: been watching TV And then you know like Hasta te
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  Speaker 3: molesta la TV Cause you know You just wanna go
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  Speaker 3: to sleep Or like, you know, like nothing can entertain
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  Speaker 3: you because your body's just like, yeah, you're done.
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  Speaker 4: At that point, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. But like, but you still
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  Speaker 1: try to like, you're like. Yeah, you're trying to fight it.
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  Speaker 1: You try to be like, I'm going to watch this
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  Speaker 1: fucking show. And then it's not even entertaining. It's like
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  Speaker 1: this weird feeling where you're just like, man, fuck this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to just shut everything off, bro. The body's weird, dog.
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  Speaker 1: It should have like.
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  Speaker 4: Nah, I've definitely had it this past couple of months
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  Speaker 4: for sure.
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  Speaker 1: So that happened to me yesterday. I was watching. I
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  Speaker 1: was watching fucking. I was just watching. What was it? Hulu. Hulu.
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  Speaker 3: And I really wanted to watch the show, but I
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  Speaker 3: was faded. I just fucking smoked the hash hole. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm watching the show. But it was so good. I
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  Speaker 3: ended up finishing, but I was fighting it. Do you
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  Speaker 3: remember the show called The.
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  Speaker 1: Swan in the early 2004?
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  Speaker 3: Why do you watch all these fucking shows for? Just
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  Speaker 3: give me a fucking second, chicklets.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a girl show? Yes, it's a girl show.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny how he's mad that I know, but yet
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  Speaker 1: he knows exactly what it is. Is it like The Bachelorette?
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  Speaker 1: I have a wife. What's the name of the show again?
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  Speaker 3: This was 2004, Chick-fil-A.
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  Speaker 1: You did not have a wife. His kid is like
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  Speaker 1: two or three. I had a girlfriend. All right. So
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  Speaker 1: let me give you guys a rundown. What's the name
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  Speaker 1: of the show? Give me a second. All right. So
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  Speaker 1: like I said, I was fucking trying to fall asleep.
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  Speaker 1: Is it with the mask?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: All right. It's all right. Stop, fucker. Let me explain.
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  Speaker 3: So there's this show called The Swan that happened in
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  Speaker 3: the early 2000s. 2004. On Fox. If you can look
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  Speaker 3: up the trailer, please.
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  Speaker 1: It was on Fox, right?
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  Speaker 3: It was on Fox, bro. So you remember back in
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  Speaker 3: the day that they were just putting pageant shows and
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  Speaker 3: just competition shows, any type of competition? Well, the show
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  Speaker 3: The Swan was getting average-looking females. to go on this
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  Speaker 3: show and get plastic surgery in 90.
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  Speaker 1: Days, bro. It's crazy what they used to do to
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  Speaker 1: people in reality TV, bro.
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  Speaker 3: So Hulu made a documentary talking about the show Swan,
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  Speaker 3: and you got these bitches all Botoxed out, they're botched
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  Speaker 3: as fuck, and they're like, I got got.
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  Speaker 1: They told me I was going to be beautiful. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I'm dying.
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  Speaker 3: This is supposed to be a documentary about how sad
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  Speaker 3: it is. And I'm laughing my ass off of these
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  Speaker 3: dumb bitches that signed up to a reality TV show
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  Speaker 3: called The Swan on Fox during the early 2000s. And
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  Speaker 3: they had to get like, dude, I'm talking. You know
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  Speaker 3: what the crazy part is? They get these surgeries done
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  Speaker 3: and they get Botox and lipo and all this shit.
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  Speaker 1: And they can't even see themselves for 90 days, bro.
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  Speaker 1: There's no mirrors. It's fucking crazy, bro.
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  Speaker 3: These bitches went through some psychological bullshit, bro. And they
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  Speaker 3: thought they couldn't say no because the doctor's there and
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  Speaker 3: then the cameras are there.
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  Speaker 1: So these bitches got operations and shit. Were they all
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  Speaker 1: ugly before, though? They were all fucking ugly. Were they chopped?
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  Speaker 1: They were chopped, bro. They were pretty chopped. Like, I
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  Speaker 1: get it. Bro, they were crying. They're like, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to be ugly no more. I thought it was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: So these were all. The trailer, please. So pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy. I don't know. Fox might fucking. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but people version of pit my ride. All right. So,
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  Speaker 1: so look, so, so it's a lot of these chicks.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of these chicks that they get is like
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  Speaker 1: the type of chicks that like they want a mommy
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  Speaker 1: makeover type shit. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Oh yeah. Cause
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  Speaker 1: that's like a thing, right? Yeah. They're married.
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  Speaker 3: They're military wives, but the crazy part is bro. So
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  Speaker 3: they go in there and they think they're just going
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  Speaker 3: to get a mommy makeover, like a hardcore mommy makeover.
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  Speaker 3: So like I said, they go in there, they get
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  Speaker 3: the fucking makeover. They're there for 90 days. They work
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  Speaker 3: out twice a day. They're on a fucking, Calorie deficit.
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  Speaker 3: They're not supposed to eat.
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  Speaker 1: So then halfway through the fucking this.
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  Speaker 3: Competition, the director, the owner of the show goes up
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  Speaker 3: to these chicks.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, now you guys are going to compete
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  Speaker 1: against each other. Dun, dun, dun. These bitches are like, bro,
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  Speaker 1: they just keep throwing shit at these bitches. And then.
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  Speaker 3: At the end of the competition, bro, you can watch it.
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  Speaker 3: They're in lingerie on Fox TV showing off their new body, bro.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking nuts. The shit that we used to have
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  Speaker 1: to watch or the shit that we used to be
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  Speaker 1: able to see.
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  Speaker 4: No one had to watch that.
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  Speaker 3: You wanted to watch that.
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  Speaker 1: I'll re-watch it again. It was nuts. Hold on. You're
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  Speaker 1: watching The Swan and I'm watching The O.C. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: too big, fucking different, dog. I was like, yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, you're watching.
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  Speaker 2: I know that my parents were watching it, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: What, your parents were watching it?
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they did.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I saw it. Yeah, bro. You got to
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  Speaker 1: think about it.
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  Speaker 2: Because it was like right after like American Idol or
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  Speaker 2: some shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Or before it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It was when all those things were happening.
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  Speaker 1: It was crazy, bro.
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  Speaker 2: They knew what they were doing with the selection of shows,
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  Speaker 2: so watch.
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  Speaker 4: Reality TV was taking off at that time.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, think about, oh, don't forget the show on MTV, Made.
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  Speaker 3: They used to go to your fucking house and wake
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  Speaker 3: you up. You don't want to be fat anymore.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: Get up. And they would throw stuff at people. People
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  Speaker 1: just watched your shit, bro. I loved it.
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  Speaker 2: You do have to remember that people sign for shit
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 1: I agree, yeah. They don't just come into your house.
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  Speaker 2: It's scripted television, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're scripted and then they're like, te estas
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  Speaker 3: pasando de verga.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, of course.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I signed up, but I also didn't sign up
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  Speaker 3: for you to, like, fucking call me a fat fuck in.
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  Speaker 1: Front of everybody on TV. Well, that's not what Made
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  Speaker 1: was about. That's not what Made was about. Like, I
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: don't think, Made was, like, different, bro. So, there'll be
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  Speaker 1: people that's like, I want to be a professional dancer or, like,
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  Speaker 1: I want to be a fucking ballerina.
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  Speaker 3: Or I want to be a rapper.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they pushed him to do it. What people
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  Speaker 1: would consider, what Xavier's saying is they pushed him. That's
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: what motivation shit was before, dog. Now people are going
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: to say that that shit is bullying. You're bullying the
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  Speaker 1: person into fucking... Dog, sometimes you got to bully the
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  Speaker 1: person to fucking make them evolve, dog. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? You don't fucking just get a fucking Butterfree
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  Speaker 1: right off the start, dog. You got to start off
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  Speaker 1: and then you got to go through that middle phase
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  Speaker 1: where it's lame. Where it's not going to be good.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be stuck between this fucking weird transformation.
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  Speaker 1: But once you get to that third level, that's where
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  Speaker 1: you're at, dog. The full transformation is there, dog. I
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  Speaker 1: hate the fact that gyms don't have that no pain,
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  Speaker 1: no gain no more because some fools really get hurt. Well, fool,
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: take your fucking vitamins, dog. Or go to the hospital, dog.
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  Speaker 1: That's what the fuck they're there for, dog. But sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you need to have some fucking growing pains, dog. Because
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: sometimes some people can hear they're a piece of shit
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  Speaker 1: all their life, but they don't fucking realize it until
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  Speaker 1: they see it. Bro, you know what's crazy?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so wait up. I'm still not done with the
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  Speaker 3: swan dog. You know what's crazy? So that's season one, bro.
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  Speaker 3: The girls were like average season one. And you know TV.
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  Speaker 3: You got to up it every season.
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  Speaker 1: So second season, they went to go find tweakers. Like
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  Speaker 1: real ugly ass bitches. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Bull, you know- go far from like season one for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you're really invested oh there was a document no
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  Speaker 1: there was a documentary i didn't go there was a
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  Speaker 1: doc hulu just don't be so defensive we're not judging you.
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  Speaker 3: Like i went back and watched no there was a
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  Speaker 3: doc go on go on hulu there's a new doc
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  Speaker 3: called the swan and it's it's it's a whole documentary
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  Speaker 3: about the whole show of the swan that was on
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  Speaker 3: fox but i guess on season two they had an
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  Speaker 3: upshift you know how it is so it's tv so
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  Speaker 3: they went and found a uglier bitch and i'm talking
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  Speaker 3: these bitches look like the trenches like tweakers bro and
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  Speaker 3: these bitches are stoked too i don't know why i
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  Speaker 3: got stopped i don't know what canceled.
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  Speaker 1: I think i think it was because as tv kept
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  Speaker 1: progressing like the whole woke agenda kind of started being
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  Speaker 1: incorporated like you could never do a show like that
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  Speaker 1: now because of the amount of because of the what
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  Speaker 1: it what they it what some people perceive it to
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  Speaker 1: do to their self-esteem But self-esteem is a personal fucking problem. Yeah,
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: but they were... Like, self-esteem is something you got to
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  Speaker 1: personally work on. Because if you think that what you
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: think of yourself is bad enough, the world ain't going
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: to make you feel any better. Like, the world ain't
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  Speaker 1: going to make you feel any better. Your parents might.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, because, you know, that's the only people
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  Speaker 1: who are really going to love you unconditionally. Like, you
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, if you're lucky to have
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: good parents, but if not, dog, like, you got to
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: get through that shit yourself. And that shit fucking sucks.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Like, obviously, the swan wasn't staged because they really went
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: through some fucking plastic surgery. But what I was going
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: to ask you, do you think Bully Beatdown was faked?
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Someone just said it was staged. There's still a fight.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: I know it's staged as in like, oh, push him,
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: act like you... But I think when they went in
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: the cage.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: We need to bring fucking Bully beat down back. Like,
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't be the first one in the cage getting
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: beat down, dog. You're a bully, dog.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not... Not on the way... Fool.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Who are we putting in there?
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: At the doctor, at the B-Real Studios... First of all,
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: it's all grown men, all right? If you're a grown
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: man and you consider fucking bullying, like, come on, dog. Like,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: you could just leave, dog. But, like, when you're in school,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: that's when I consider it bullying because you can't run away. And, fool, people, like,
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: the softer and softer generations keep getting, dog. Like, people need, like,
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: a show like that could fucking kill it now, bro,
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: because some students don't fight back. I was just talking
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: about this story that just happened. Where was it? Trippie
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Franklin High School? Trippie Franklin. it's fucking sad bro like
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: I mean rest in peace to the student like I
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: guess he had been being bullied by this one student
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: and like continuously and this fool fucking like like was
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: punking him in class and he punched him in class
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: and this kid had enough of it that he ran
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: and he just jumped from the floor and killed himself Like,
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: it happened, like, yesterday. And it's, like.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Super sad, but there's got to be something else wrong, bro.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Well, now it is... That's what I'm saying, like... Like,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: it's an accumulation of fucking things. And now they're investigating
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: into the whole thing. Because that's the thing, like, when
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: you take it too far, dog, like... Like, you can't
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: be afraid to speak out if you're getting your ass kicked, dog. Like, that's, like,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: something else, too. And then also, too, man, like, I
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: feel that parenting has to fuck a lot to do
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: with the dog. If your kid is fucking out there
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: beating up other kids, dog, and you're not doing shit
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: about it, that's like you having a dog, and every
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: time you take it to the park, he just mauls
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: a chihuahua, and you don't do shit about it. Like, homie,
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: you know what happens when something like that happens? The
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: city comes and puts your fucking dog down. And imagine
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: if they went the same way with your kids. Like, man,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: parents got to do better, number one. And number two, like,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: You don't know what people are going through. It's like, fuck, bro.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: How hard is it to just leave motherfuckers alone? Even
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: if you think they're weird. Like, it's just like, fool,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: just leave that fool. Like, you don't have to fucking like,
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: just like, to the point where physically assaulting somebody. You
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have touched him. Like, this fool straight out punched. Like,
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: imagine how embarrassing it is if you're already like, you're
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: not the tough, you're a nerd. Let's just say you're
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: a nerd, right? And then on top of that, like,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: the whole class is watching and this fool just punches
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: you in the face and this is like, fool, this
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: is the last straw. You don't know what the fuck
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: has been going on. And then this fool's like, Man,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: I've had enough. Yeah, okay, but are we also going to.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Put that kid and give him 25 to life, dog?
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Is that kid that punched the other kid, is that manslaughter? No,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: he's not being charged. He's not being charged with that.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I would hope not. But as it keeps going, you
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: don't know how deep it is. If this fool had
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: beat him up, maybe let's just say two or three
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: times already, prior to that shit, and they have continuously
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: beat him up, I think there has to be some
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: kind of repercussion for that. Because it's like, how the
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: fuck is the school, the parents, and the students? So
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: are you okay? You've heard of those.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: females or those men that kill themselves because their girlfriend
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: says go do.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: It then the only ones that have been convicted you
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: know how girls will be like i'm gonna kill myself
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: and then you say then go do it bitch should
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: that person go to jail because he told her to
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: do it no bro it's everyone's actions like yeah the guy.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Should get a should go in jail for assault but
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: you can't blame him because a kid jumped out the
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: window Like, you can blame him, but, I mean, it's
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: an action of himself.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: He's not, like, pushed him.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Like, it's this thing of, like, what if that was
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: your kid?
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: I always look at it as, like, well, what if
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: your kid just... I don't know.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: It's crazy on both ends.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, you can't just charge... I get where you're
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: coming from. You can't just charge this fool and be like,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: you're under arrest. It's after it happens. There has to
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: be an investigation. But, like, if it's one of those
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: things where it's just like, look, fool, like, we called
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: this bully's parents, like, three times. And just, like, we
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: asked them to show up to parent conferences. We didn't
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: show up. like it's just that fucked up and if
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: it's just constant neglect you know what i mean like
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: if that like if you're raising a fucking bad seed
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: dog and you're just letting this fool run wild you
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: should be held accountable it's like what they used to
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: do back in the day when tagging was a big
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: problem what what what made it calm down was that
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: they started charging the parents they We're like, look, fool,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: if we get a book and you keep tagging up
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: these places, we already got a profile of all your
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: fucking murals. Once we get a face on you, guess what?
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: We're going to find out where you're at. And if
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: you're underage, your parents are getting fined, too. And sure enough, dog,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: if the cops ain't going to beat you up, a
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: lot of those parents would literally probably beat the shit
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: out of their kids because they're like, me that way?
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: What happened to sticks and stones may break my bones,
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: but words or whatever.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Are wrong, dog. He fucking hit him, dog. He assaulted him.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Even if he hit him, he gets charged for assault,
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: not for killing a person.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Because the assault that he committed didn't make the guy
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: kill himself.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: The kid jumping out is a whole different thing.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say. This fool should also
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: kind of be smart because now, bro, you kind of
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: potentially fucked your own life up. Number one, there's a
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: video where you're being charged with assault before that, right?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: So you're being charged with assault because you put hands on. Plus,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: if the investigation proves that you were just constantly fucking
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: this fool up, you're kind of helping the premeditated suicide
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: of this fool, dog. So it's just like, you might
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: get to... This fool literally threw away his whole life
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: when he could have just been paying attention and fucking
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: becoming a better piece of shit. He should get a
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: charge for assault.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: As many times as he assaults him, but he shouldn't
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: get charged for the kid jumping out the window, Doc.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: That's personal, voluntary. Okay, did he jump? Okay, those are
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: two different things, Doc. He was being chased from the fight.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: He was being chased. huh yeah like he was being
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: chased like.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Okay there's two different things if he accidentally fell by
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: being chased and if he got out of the window
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: and said I'm over this and then jumped off.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Well I mean he still he still obviously jumps Well,
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: off on his own a term, but like.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: No, not on your own.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: There's two different things. If someone's chasing you and you
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: fall off, that's not on your own term.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: You fell. Wait, wait, you dropped over a wall? That's
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I think he just fell. I don't know.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I guess it sucks. It's high
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: school shit. It's sad.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: RIP to both because both their lives are going to
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: be fucking.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm not saying like... But it's just like, bro,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: this is the cause and effect of certain things when
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: you kind of just... You try to please everybody, dog.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: There is a reason that term fucking applies where it's
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: like you can't win trying to please everybody because it's
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: just not going to work. And I think a big
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: part of the failure in society that's happened is because
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: you try to please everybody, you took away things that
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: kind of help. Like, I don't know why the fuck
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: we got rid of fucking insane asylums. There's so many
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy people out there that are just genuinely doing
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: fucking just fucked up crazy shit. Like, and it's just like, bro,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: you're just going to put him in jail so they
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: could get even more fucking crazier? Like, nah, fool, put
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: him in a fucking, like, if I'm going to be
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: paying useless taxes for some dumb shit, like roads that
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: never get fixed, let my taxes go to fucking insane
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: asylum than a prison because like some of those fools
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: that are in prison need to be sent to the
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: insane asylum because they ain't all there.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I'm i'm down with uh bringing back insane asylums and
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: small buses they're the same people doc it's like a
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: training camp bro put it like like the school shooters.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: You're a slow bro before slow slow poke before slow bro.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Most school shooters would have been in the small bus
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Most school shooters would have been in the small bus,
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: the weird kids, the awkward kids, the ones that feel like.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a little bit far. That was some autism
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: kids mixed in there. Not all autism kids are shooting
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: up everything, dawg. Some of those fools are like Rayman, dawg.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Some of those fools are like.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Those are the weird kids, bro. The ones that should
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: have been on the fucking... On another part of the
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: school where they get let out early.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, look. Okay, look. Xavier, Xavier, Xavier. Xavier,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: the people that... When I remember it, as far as
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: my experience... The fools in the bus, in the little bus,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: were not weird, dog. They were not... The fools in
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: the little bus were not weird. Everybody that came out
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: that bus had a handicap condition. And that means that, like,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: some of those fools have Down syndrome. Some of those
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: fools have that... fucking shit what they like like they
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: do i remember seeing that shit there's some fools they
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: come out of there with the wheelchair with like you
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: know the like the parents have to watch them all
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: the time and they all sit in a fucking class
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: dog i don't like it's i don't want to say
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: that that's weird like they just they have a genetic
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: mutation dog if i have to go based on the
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: book that's what.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: It's called no at least in my school there was
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: weirdos there like just people that were like socially awkward
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: like smith kids kids that didn't want to talk It
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: was just... It was more than... Obviously, there was the... Like,
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: people in wheelchairs and stuff. But there was people there
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: that were just weird. And I was like, yeah, that's
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: this fucking school shooter. Like, that person would have got
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: bullied so hard because they're socially awkward that they end
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: up shooting the bus. So now they can go hang
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: out over there where they can be by themselves. They
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: don't have to get bullied. They don't have to be
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: told to participate and try to be a cool kid
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: because that's what I'm saying. If this kid's so socially awkward,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: he seems like a kid with problems if you're going
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: to jump out a window. So that's what I'm saying.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: The kid should probably be not hanging out with the
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: normal kids that are fucking.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Assholes and bullies.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Down syndrome is caused by an extra full or partial
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: copy of chromosome 21 rather than a traditional single gene mutation.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, they're handicapped, all right, is what I was
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: trying to refer to, that their parents have the blue placard,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: all right? Like, so nonetheless, dog, I'm not trying to
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: say that the special treatment they get at school is
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: perfectly fitting for their medical needs. Like, I'm not trying
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: to sound insensitive, but it's like, I've literally, like, I
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: remember I had an art class that was, like, in
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: the building next to those fools, and I used to
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: see those fools walk in and have recess. Like, while
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: everybody else was in class, they had to have recess separately, because,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: you know... They had to be watched and shit, bro. And, like,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I would just be right there looking at the window
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: and I'm just like, look, like, these fools are all just, like,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: they're all physically challenged, dog. Like, they're all mentally challenged. But, like,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: you know, they get their own community. That's just cool, dog.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: But it sucks to how, like... Now with everybody, it's like, oh, well,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: you can't make the Down syndrome kid feel excluded. It's like, look, fool,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: this fool can't get down with the other fools. You
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like on a regular pace, dog.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: You got to approach this fool different. And I think
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: as everybody started to be like, it has to be
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: all inclusive. everybody has to be no no the fuck
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: it doesn't dog some fools are not they're not physically
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: and mentally there to be integrated bro and that's the
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: reason people used to be separated before like in regards
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to medical needs not race all right like.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Talking about talk about all-inclusive or whatever you hear that
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: new fucking everyone's all upset about because uh the nike
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: night run you've heard about that shit right you work
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: out and shit the nike night run.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: No, I'm going to the Puffco run on Friday, though.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going to the Puffco pre-run. There's like a three-mile thing. Oh,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: for real? Saturday? I think it's Friday, yeah. Is that
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: for real? I thought you were lying. I RSVP'd. It's
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: a two-mile run that they're going to do. I'm pretty
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: sure they're going to do like... Some companies do. You
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: want to be sweaty at Puffcon the whole fucking time?
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: It's tomorrow, stupid. It's the day before. Oh, tomorrow's Friday, right.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: My bad. There's a run? Yeah. That's interesting.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Just like a 5K?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Can I go? It's like two miles. I don't need
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: to sign up.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: I just run next to you fools. I don't need
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: to sign up. That's the dumbest thing. I'm going to
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: pay for a marathon.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: They're probably going to give you some turps at the end.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: A fucking stupid little number? No, not that. It's not
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: a marathon. But I'm saying it's a pretty big company.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: They're probably going to give you something at the end.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Since you brought that up, if anybody goes, we'll probably
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: be there. I think I might go. I have nothing
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: to do tomorrow. It's midday, so I'm going to just
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: fucking go, bro. It's nothing to get a little extra run.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be in the gym in the morning,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: and I'll just get that extra run at midday.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: You know who might be there? I'm not thinking about it.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Maybe they were smart. Who works out all the time
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: and who's performing?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Action Bronson. That's right.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: That might be a chance, bro.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: You never know. Not for two miles. What do you mean?
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: He can run two miles, bro.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: He's yoked. No, but I'm saying like the two miles,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: the two mile challenge is the little bus challenge. You
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like no disrespect, inappropriate fucking pre-run.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: for like an event like this would have been like
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: a 5k maybe maybe like fucking like four miles that's
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: exactly what i'm saying you gotta you gotta give it
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: the little bus approach you gotta be like half the
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: fools are gonna be like hitting the pop call halfway
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: one mile in hitting a there's gonna be like other
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: there's gonna be like maybe four or five was gonna
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: be like hey for you you go to the gym
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: huh like like i'll be like.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah so you think i can get top 10 For sure.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I don't know how much you run.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I personally, I know running is a part of my
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: regimen because I like to keep it healthy. You beat me. Oh,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: for sure. But what I'm saying is it just depends.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: There's other people in the community that run too, dog,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: and they're pretty fit. As of lately, man, there's been
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: a lot of people. I think it happens, number one,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: as we get older, and then I think more and
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: more people dying. That shit don't make motherfuckers be like,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: you know what? I used to kick it with that fool.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I'm going to stop. I remember that's what happened when
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: fools were drinking lean and then fools kept ODing. And
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: then they were just like, you know what? I'm going
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: to kick the cup. The homie died. Oh, that's what
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: it took. Styrofoam cup? Like, just drinking lean, bro. Because
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: you could OD from that shit.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Like, you could just go to sleep and not wake up.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I used to love going to sleep on that shit.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: That's the best sleep ever, bro.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: That's the most dangerous sleep. The best.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: That's how people fall. That's how people die. They literally,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: you're not supposed to really go to sleep on fucking.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: You wake up two days later.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to kind of fight.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: It because you're not, because you go to sleep and
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: that's when you die. You're literally, your heart's so slow
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: and then you want to slow it down when you
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: go to sleep. And your heart eventually is just like, well,
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: what's the point.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Of being here?
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's a pinchy muere, pinchy corazoncito right there.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: You got to have somebody with the best sleep. Never
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: woke up.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't know your glass house was that big.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't know your glass house was that big and luxurious.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Dog, but all I'm saying is, but still though, the
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: lean though, that shit is a good sleep though, man. Honestly, man.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: You're close to death. Of course it's a good sleep.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: They give it to you for medicine. What are you
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: talking about? To take a fucking... And it still puts
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: you to sleep.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: And you put like Edamame and luego le pones un
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: poquito de Jolly Rancher.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: With a little bit of Sodi. A Sodi. Yes. And
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: then you're fucking smoking blunt. It's the soda that kills you.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: And then don't forget you got to add a Zanny
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: to it.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Yo, hey, fool. The next time Tommy has an event, fool,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: bring that fool sodas, dog. like like just like you
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: know how like you know how fools be bringing buddha
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: like fucking stuff and offerings like the asian fools be
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: doing that just bring tommy.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Sodas from now on dog dog you're gonna make this
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: shit happen dog this was gonna do a suavecito fucking
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: event and she's gonna just have like 20 fucking 20
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: fucking uh two liters you know if i could be.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Real said yesterday his death totally was like i was
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: just like if you guys want to see tommy drink
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: a two liter Tune in, right? And then fucking stepped
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: over and was like, I do not want to see that.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: He was like, so get diabetes on the we don't
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: smoke the same show. B-Roll was like, yo, his sugar
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: is going to spike. I was just like, he does
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: that shit he was talking about. He drinks four sodas
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: regularly before 12. That's nothing.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: He was comparing himself to the 600 pound fucking to Tammy.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Her name's Tammy.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: I know who that is because I went down that
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: rabbit hole. This bitch is like, it's fucking disgusting, bro.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: And she does drink sodas like that. She calls them sodas.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: That's where he got that from.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: What's her favorite soda?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Diet Coke.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Damn, that's the worst one.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: That's worse than a regular cola. You know what, though? Like, honestly, bro, like,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: that shit gets... I hate that shit about the... Like, look,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: no energy drinks are good for you, dog, but I
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: fucking hated hearing this shit growing up. How Latino parents
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: or the people in the Latino community fucking tell you,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: no tomes energy drinks. It's like, motherfucker, te tomases 25
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: tazas de cafe, wey. I was like, you gonna tell
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: me about my fucking little Red Bull? Like, get the
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: fuck out of here, dog. Like... what was your or
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: like the fucking you know when you were like like
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: the working out it was like come comida you know
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: or like no tomes ese polvo it's like bitch what
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: the fuck like like callate sigue comiendo pinche mazola dejame en.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Paz I think someone got a point They don't have
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: a point, dog.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Listen, the mazola got me here. I'm going to try
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: the fucking powder, okay, dog? I'm going to try the fucking,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the whey fucking protein. No te hagas whey. Fucking, I'm
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: going to try this fucking whey protein and I'm going
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: to see how it works out because the fucking mazola
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: with the frijoles and huevos refritos don't fucking work.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Is it whey from a, from a no cow?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dog. Straight up, dog. Latino fucking community has to be... Parents,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you got to be more encouraging of your family when
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: you're trying to get healthy, dog. Don't be making fun
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: of your fucking kids, bro. Trying to be all healthy,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: belittling those fools. I hated that shit when you were
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: growing up, dog. And I know a lot of other
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: people went through that shit, dog.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Being so abhorrent. What was the worst thing that you
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: had to witness and hear?
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Just like the stupid ideologies. Like I told you, like
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: the red, like drinking energy drink or the polvos are
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: bad for you. Oh, and the fucking grasa de grasa
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: que le pusiste a la comida, no?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Like when you put that lard in that fucking refried beans, baby.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Boom, son. I mean, that's cool if you want to
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: end up like Tommy in the video, but it's just
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: a teaspoon. What was your choice of drink for energy?
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, I would do the... I always did the pre-workouts. Now,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I've been steady with the fucking Celsius. Oh, when you
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: were a kid.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: I don't listen to shit my mom says now. Yeah,
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I don't listen to shit my mom says now. If
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: you listen to what your mom.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I'm like, whatever. No, but I'm saying like.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: But I'm talking when you were a kid because I
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: love Monster, bro.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: There was one fool, dog, that showed me this mix, dog.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: This fool was like, have you ever mixed a Pepsi
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: with a Monster? Fool. This fool named Heriberto. You did
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: live in the hood, bro. And this fool, like, honestly, dawg, like,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: this fool, he just, I never understood. Now that I
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: think about it, this fool might have not been all there. Like,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: he was the homegirl's brother. You know what I mean?
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Because Ray knows him probably.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: That's why he said that. He was like the homegirl's brother. Like,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: that fool was thugging out in the street. But, like,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: he might have been missing, like, a fourth of a
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: chromosome or something, dawg. But, like, he was cool, right?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: And then, like, he was like, yeah, bro, he was like,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: this shit gets you high, kind of. Like, you know,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: you get, like, a high out. And I was like,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: for real, dawg? And I remember one time we fucking
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: drank that shit, dawg. And I think that might have
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: developed my fucking craving for fucking certain powder I used
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: So one of my homies' brothers was like a YN,
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: and he just was always locked up, bro. And his
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: parents were kind of fed up because they knew he
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: was going to end up being a gangbanger for.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Life type of shit.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: He was like, either we do something about it or
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: we're fucked. So they sent it to TJ thinking I
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: was going to fix him.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: He ends up getting locked up in TJ, bro. So
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: he did some time there.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: His parents were like, all right, pues ya vente, pues
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: te prefiero encerrado en Estados Unidos que encerrado en Tijuana.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: That's how that, that logic.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: That's like, you go from like, okay, jail to like,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: and the parents are now even more scared now thinking
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: that that was going to help it. So he fucking,
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: he ends up back in, back in the States and
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I ended up like, like not hanging out with him,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: but I ran into him like, Hey, how was fucking
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: TJ jail? He started telling me and I'm like, bro,
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: like I guess in there, bro, they're so addicted to
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: like crack and shit and they want to get high
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: so bad that they start.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Brewing coffee with coke with coke like with coca-cola i
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: know people that drink that shit out bro i didn't
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: know that was a prison thing because i know people
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: i know people out here that do that shit yeah
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: bro they.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Made a drink it's not working anymore so they're literally
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: making they're brewing coke there is and they're tweeting out
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: in jail there.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Is a certain fucking soda like you know how they
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: have how the house mcdonald's sells like specialty sodas now
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: or like craft sodas like they mix it for you
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: like there is a soda mix that fucking has coke
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: and coffee and some creamer in it i've never tasted
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: it but i imagine it probably tastes like a dirty
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: dr pepper from fucking uh from you ever had that
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: one from sonics yeah because imagine how much that would
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: like that shit is good dog you gotta have that
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: shit like at 12 though yo red eyes like for
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: real so you can walk.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Yo red eyes can we get a fucking pepsi latte What?
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Pepsi iced tea coffee, dog?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Can we think? Imagine he calls it, he calls it,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: he calls it Bexy. Bexy. Like all fucking Central American. Hey,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: you know what I was thinking on the way here? Oh, dog.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: What?
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: You know what's funny that B-Real fucking said to me yesterday?
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: And I was just like, like, and it made me
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: laugh because yesterday I was fucking high off them coffees, fool.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: That's why you needed three assholes.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: You were trying to even yourself out.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Like, I was on a good one, dawg. People in
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: the show were just like, damn, we're getting peaky zone
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: right now. We're getting cocaine-y zone. And then B-Real fucking said,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: he was like... Damn Like he was like This must
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: have been This must have Would have been like When
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: you was on the coax You know what I mean
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Like before And then like in my head I was
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: like Yeah fool I was a vibe I.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Wasn't leaving at 11 or.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: 10 Yeah I was like I was a vibe dog
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I would have been here Till closing time For no
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: reason Yeah nah but.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Oh wait up So I was going to tell you
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: On the way here dog I don't know why I
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: was thinking about it Because Oh I know why I
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: was thinking about it Because I was driving here You
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: know how like Waze gives you two ways To get
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: somewhere And you kind of like Let it decide for you.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: If it's telling you this way is faster, you just decide.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: You let it be. You're like, all right, this bitch knows.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: But back in the day, even though you knew there
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: was two ways to go, you kind of just had
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: to make a decision on your own. We're like, dude,
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: is this shortcut faster? Is today going to be the
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: day where this works out? And then I started going
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: down the rabbit hole in my head where I was like, bro,
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: how many opportunities were lost before Waze and before knowing
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: where to go where you had to meet someone for.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: A music deal and you got lost? I mean... Or
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: you didn't find the place, bro.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Back then, people didn't find places, bro.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: How many interviews didn't happen?
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how many interviews? How many meetings didn't happen because of.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: You just.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: They gave you the wrong location. You couldn't find them.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: People didn't have cell phones. You just told someone, hey,
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: we're going to meet here at Starbucks.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I'll see you later. Here's the location, bro.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: How many opportunities got lost, bro? Because now I don't
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: lose opportunities. You call them, hey, I'm running late.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Hey, cinco minutos. Hey, you gave me the wrong address.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy, dog? Opportunities that were just lost, bro.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: And it sounds fucked up, dog, but I was like,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: there must have been less evil people before because like- Now,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: when you look at these opportunities, even if you have, like, technology,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: people are like, I don't know if you want to
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: get that many people together. What if somebody snaps? Because
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: there's people doing all crazy shit, right? Like, somebody at
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: a theater fucking does some fucked up shit or all
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: this shit. Like, you know, but, like, imagine before, dog.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: If there would have been, like, some evil motherfucker, it
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: would be like, you know what? Ya cuando se quede
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: el party, no se puede checar nada. You know what
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I mean? Or some shit like, yeah, dog, because there's people,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: especially in America, they're doing stupid shit like this all
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: the fucking time, unfortunately. And you're just like, you look
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: back and you're just like, fool, my brother, your older
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: brother would go to like party lines where you would
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: just have to call a number and they'll tell you
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: where the address is at. And you're just like, fool,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: like fools were getting smoked back then, but because they
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: were gangbanging, not because it was like, you know what?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to fucking just, just fucking, just unload
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: on this, this fucking group of people that are just
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: kicking it here. like that like you know like how
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: you hear now where it's like senseless not that i'm
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: saying the other shit had sense but it seemed personal
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: it was like look for you wrote on the.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Homies yeah yeah like they're like in between taggers and
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: being gangsters like yeah like the way i see like
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: the way i thought about it and the reason i
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: was like so fucking down the rabbit hole because i
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: was like imagine like you're hanging out with someone and
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: like you're like back in the 90s hanging out with
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: someone you're a rapper you run.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Into snoop dogg and snoop dogg tells you meet me
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: here at this time.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: You'd You got the wrong address. You wrote the number wrong.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: You didn't make it. And you're like, what your brain
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: tells you, what could have happened if I would have
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: made that meeting? That's what I'm saying. It must kill
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: people inside. Be like, dog, I didn't get there.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Or Snoop Dogg was the one not to show.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: También. Or, that's what I'm saying. Just the shit, like,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: people must, like, I would kill myself and be like, bro, what? Fuck.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I fucked up. What was the address?
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I'd be getting to places super fucking early just to
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: make sure I don't fucking fuck up.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. And then you get, you know
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: how it is.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, back in the day, if you got off
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: on an exit, fuck, to get back where you were
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: supposed to go.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Somebody said, everybody is on antidepressants. What do you expect?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: If you went to the doctor and they prescribed you
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: them shit, are you taking it? Hell no, bro. I'm
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: not taking it.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: If I didn't take COVID, I didn't take COVID and
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: they were begging me, dog. They were begging us. They
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: were giving us shit.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Well, forget it. You don't go to the doctor. That's checklist.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, because I recently went to the doctor,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and they, like, they ask you a bunch of questions
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: that they didn't ask you when you were younger. Like,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: they start asking you, they're like, have you ever thought
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: about killing yourself? Like, you know, they're just like, are
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: you depressed, or have you ever been depressed? Like, pretty much, like,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: these questions that, like.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: It's because it's more rampant now.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it's more rampant, but it's just like, fool, like,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: even if I was, fool, like, you think you're going
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: to fucking give me these fucking examinations so that I
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: can be famous with everyone? I was just like.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: There's some people who aren't... Sí, but that's the... educated
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: like to know that's.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: The messed up part as a fucking doctor because now
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: you're asking these people now you're making them depressed it's
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: like a trick yes am i because that's exactly what
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: it does retards bro that's exactly what it does because
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: i'm just manipulation because i literally was wondering i was
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: like what if i'm like the average person i was
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: like well what do you what do you define as
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: depressed i was like how many times out of the
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: day the week do i need to be sad for
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: me to be considered clinically depressed and let's just say
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: that week let's just say she says well three to
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: four times in that week three three days a bad
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: shit happened all of a sudden i'm depressed yeah it's
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: a bad week when the.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Reality is like you could have just hit the gym
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: sweat it out and next week you would have had
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: a better week and you would have never even thought
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: about the fact that you might be clinically depressed the Like,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that real depression doesn't exist out there. 100%.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I've seen it hands down. But that shit is kind
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: of very, like, you can tell that shit when somebody
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: is really clinically depressed, dog. Like, they don't even leave
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: the fucking house.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: You don't need to ask them.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: You don't need to ask them, dog.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: They're fat.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: They don't do shit. Bill Dautreve. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Straight up.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: From the show, yeah, yeah, yeah. Straight up. Yeah. Depressed. Yeah, like,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: he has his moments, but, like, it goes back to,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: or whatever his name is. Lenore.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Obrevato, bro.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Have you ever met someone that, oh, like, down in
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: the dumps?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: No, but I currently know some people where I pray
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: for them, where I'm just like, please, bro, I hope
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: you find somebody.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude, that's bad.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: That girl hits him. That's horrible.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: And you know?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Does he know you know?
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He's old. Why are you telling people about business, chicken?
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: He didn't say any names, dog.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: It just me out.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: It just me out so much, bro.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Damn, Tommy might be depressed.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: He is fat. Fool, you're just... The one in the
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: AI is not Tommy, dog. Ever since you've seen that video,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: you've been thinking that's him. Tommy's actually lost a little
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: bit of weight. Nah, he has. Shout out to Tommy.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Come on, we can't... Come on. We got to roast
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: him a little bit. Full flaked on the fucking crew.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Just call him, people. He did. Leave him a text.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Call him and fill up his voicemail and just leave
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: all fucking voicemail like, hola, my pretties. Just leave all
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: fucking voicemails of all the quotes.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Dude, my voicemail of a soda game cracked open.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: He'll get all hard. Send videos of you drinking soda
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: to that phone.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I put a poll up. Should E-Zone and XG switch seats?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I hate that seat. I know.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: That's why I put the poll. Hey, Lowkey, we could
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: put a goal and put something on it and people
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: reach the goal.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: We got to do it, bro. We already owe him
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: a fucking freestyle, dude.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not talking about the freestyle, though. But I like
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: that you brought that up.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Come on, let's get the freestyle so we can have
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: new goals.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: No giveaway, bro. Give the freestyle so we can get
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: some new goals.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Dog, just give them the Eminem freestyle, dog.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Eminem freestyle. One pock, two pock, three pock. Oh, dog.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: What if Tommy didn't want to come? Because the ringworm
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: got worse. Conspiracy time, dawg. If he went to Burning Man,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: he has other STDs. What if he got two ringworms?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: He's got other diseases. What if now he has one
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: on the other side? What if he has one on
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: the other side and then they formed the Audi logo?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Where they just have four rings in the back of
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: his neck. Nah, you know why he doesn't want to come?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Now his name is Tommy Four Rings. Nah, he don't
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: want to come because he's scared. Of what? Diabetes?
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Nah, he don't want to sing his new corrido. Mega
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: putazos corrido, dawg. He sang that shit on Scumbags, bro.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: That shit bangs, bro.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I got to go watch that still. I want to see. Oh,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: that shit's fucking funny.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: You cried the other day.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: That shit was wild, dog. Bro, that was one of the... Well,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: we had two... Dog.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: That was a fucking iconic ass moment.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: For anybody who's been missing the latest We Don't Smoke
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: the Saints, bro, I cried twice. I cried when we
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: were telling the fucking short midget story with fucking Joel Berg.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: That shit was comedy. Then I fucking cried when Yoshi
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: was here.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: That shit was fucking comedy, bro.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: You guys got to go watch these. Dustin was cool, too.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: That shit was funny, bro. He hit me up.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: He was like, we really going to go looking for metal, dog?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: yeah i told him we gotta help him get that
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: barrel out i'm down to get the like that barrel
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: dog because what if it's some fucking crazy shit dog
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: and we just there's something in the barrel and then
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: remember what he said he was like we don't turn
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: on each other dude yeah he's already been through it
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: dog hey fool and then my algorithm on on youtube
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: started showing me dog fucking videos so now i'm motivated
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: to I was shopping for fucking metal detectors yesterday. But
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to wait to see what
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: the arsenal.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: That fucking Dustin has. Bro, let me stop you from
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: buying it.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to buy it. I know the
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: one that's been finding the gold rings for this guy.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: A really good one is like a thousand bucks. Yeah. Yeah,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: but look. I think Dustin could get sponsors. I wrote
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: a letter for him. I was like, look, for you
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: to send this to the company. Yeah, I was like, bud,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I got to get one too. But he's on.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Full. You don't like the fucking beach, dog. What are
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: you doing trying to metal detecting and shit, dog?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I hate sand. He hates.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: You don't like... It sounds like you're going to buy this,
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: go once or twice, just like your bikes, and then
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: never do it ever again.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: First of all, I've been biking... I've been biking on
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: my own fucking time, asshole. That's when I get to
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: put my stickers up. And it's very hard to film.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: We have all this shit, so I just do it
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: for the exercise. Number two... Fucking, you don't have to
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: go inside the fucking water, Xavier. You can literally pick
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: up the sand that is wet and then just fucking
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: go through it. Oh, next thing you know. Look, guys.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: But I would go into like, I don't know, a
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: fucking lake because you don't have to go that deep.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: You literally have to go this much because you can't
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: go all the way with the machine. I have a theory, guys.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: If E-Zone actually ends up getting sponsored by metal detecting,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: E-Zone will end up surfing.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: Because he will be metal detecting. You will be metal detecting.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Run into a surfer. Get him on the pod. And
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: then the surfer is going.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: To be like, he's on. Come on, dog. You're yoked. Nah, bro.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Hey, poquito, poquito.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Look, bro. He's at the beach now. Nah, dog. I
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: never thought I'd see he's on by the beach. He's
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: getting closer and closer, bro. Bro, there's fucking snakes in
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: the water, dog. I'm not going in that shit.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: You don't think the snakes get on the sand, motherfucker?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I can run away from it, dog. I
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: was like... I don't know.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: I'm calling it right now, dog. He's the one who's
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: going to end up surfing. If he does, go metal detecting.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: It has to be... We got to get him to
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: the beach.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: And then... We'll get him to the fucking water. Somebody said,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: the trippy said, Tommy's ringworm speaks to him like venom. Yo. Damn.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Come on. Hey, Bartz, that's another video we need to
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: make of Tommy's ringworm. No.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Can you, I mean, we'll read that super chat later,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: but I agree with that.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I stand by that. Yeah, no, but I would definitely...
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go with that fool. We're going to
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: definitely make a vlog out of it.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: That makes you that much more of a little hat.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: You're out there trying to fucking look for any type
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: of money, bro.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: What a little hat, bro. Just fucking looking for anything. Dog,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: this guy that I showed up. You're on the island.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Next thing you know, he's on metal detecting on Jeffrey
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Epstein's island, bro.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: There's metal here.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: I know there's metal here on this fucking island.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Xavier was over here telling me, he's like, I need
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: to get paid more, and he's calling me a little hat.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I was like, because I'm out here looking for it,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: and he's just asking me for a raise. I was like,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: come on, dawg. You got to respect the hustle. All right.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: The second you find shit, you know I'm asking for
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: a raise.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Dawg. The second you find anything, I'm.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Going to be like, yo, you know why you found that?
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Because we don't smoke the same.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I ain't going to find your fucking papers in there, dawg. Look,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: find a birth certificate. All I will say is, though,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: is that there's a couple people that I have seen
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: that showed up on my algorithm, and there's one fool
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: that I found Three fucking rings in one sitting, dog.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: One of them was a 14-carat solid gold wedding band.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: The other one was a 24-carat one, and the other
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: one was a titanium ring. Just with those two rings,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: that's like eight bands. Or probably more. Easy. Depending on
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: how light and if it's hollow or if it's heavy.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: But yeah, fool. Because people lose jewelry all the time
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: at the beach. Yeah, but. And I want that jewelry.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: And I know you're.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I know you're a money guy. And you
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: got to think about it.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I'll sell that shit. I'm not going to be like.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: No, no, but this is how you see it. And
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: I know this is how you see life too, kind of.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Because I know how your brain kind of works in
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: a weird way.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: What? You're going to go in there. He doesn't know
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: how it works.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: How long do you think it took him hourly to
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: find that? Divide what that costs hourly. You're better off fucking.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: He found those rings in two hours, dog. But how
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: long of time has he been fucking metal detecting is
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: what you actually have to divide that by. Yeah, but
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: he finds other stuff too. It's just this one time
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: where he got lucky. I agree, yeah. But he finds
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: gold all the time. It's just not solid gold. Of course,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: it's very rare for you to find a solid gold ring.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Or something like that. But you find a lot of
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: gold stuff and a lot of valuable shit.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: I think there's days where I do agree. Like after
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: 4th of July, full gold medal detector. Or after a
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: fucking El Nino storm. But on a random Tuesday, dog,
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: you ain't going to find shit, bro. The fuck you
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: going to find on a random ass Tuesday? You know
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: I've been to the beach all day, bro.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: That's why the key is you go early in the morning.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: There's a reason why Dustin goes early in the morning. Because...
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: The ocean has had enough time to fucking bring shit out.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Let's just say somebody was on a boat and they're
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: fishing and they fucking drop their watch or something. The
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: ocean is bringing all this shit to the front. And
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to go down a line, right? So that's
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: your line. So you go down the line. And then
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: once you're done, it's like a Navy ship. You go
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: down the next line and keep going. But yeah, bro.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Do you remember? I mean, I'm going to sound. I think, bro.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I think the ocean is the ultimate fucking.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: I want to go throw a big metal magnet in
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: the river.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: You're just going to find guns. You're going to find
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: a lot of murder weapons. That's what I want to do.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Where do you get that strong ass magnet from? I
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: think you got to order it online. It comes in
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: like a styrofoam box. I've seen somebody unopening it before.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: It was a Chinese lady. I didn't even understand anything.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know if obviously another fucking early 2000s, not
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: early 2000s, but like mid-2000s. Do you guys remember? He's
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: talking about lost jewelry. This is shit that I couldn't
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: even believe. I thought it was fake because my sister
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: used to watch the Kardashian show. Keeping up with the Kardashians.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Your sister, right.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Well, they were fine, too. I want to watch a
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: little bit of it.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: But I don't know if you guys remember this dumb
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: bitch lost a $ 75, 000 ring in Bora Bora. I just
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: looked it up because I remember being a big deal.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: This bitch started crying and everyone thought it was fake.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: And like, no, this bitch, she was in there crying,
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: making a full scene. Yeah.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Kim K, yeah, she lost it, and it looked fake,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: and they were pissed, bro, 75K. And this wasn't, she
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: wasn't that rich. I mean, it was. She took a deep,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: it was a dive from the fucking sea, right? Yeah,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: and she forgot.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Pendeja.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Pendeja was full.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: That's the money where.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: You're just 75K, dude, in the ocean, and you're just like,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: it's right there.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Like, it's right there.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Like, I just can't find it, but it's right there. Yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: So I think someone must have found it, bro. If
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: you're like a diver and you watch this shit.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: OK, but think about like fucking like all the other
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: shit that has been lost, like through generations. Right. Like
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: all these people, they're like they had solid gold. They
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: were trying to bring it to the Americas. Some of
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: that shit is so deep in the ocean and there's
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: so much activity in the ocean. We're like the way
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I look at it is like the ocean is continuously
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: throwing up. You know what I mean? Like that's what
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: that's what the waves are. It's just continuously washing shit
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: up to shore. And there's maybe so much seismic activity
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: in the ocean that we don't even know about. The
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: shit gets... We don't know the ocean. So I don't know.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I think shit washes up ashore all the time. I agree, but...
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Imagine you find a brick. I'm coming back to the studio.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. I'm fucking coming to... That's in
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: fucking Florida.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: How are you handling that?
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: How are you handling that? How are you handling that?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Take off your shirt. Fucking pick up the thing and go.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: And then, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. You don't
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: think there's someone kind of maybe looking for this fucking brick, dawg?
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Someone lost this brick. Someone's going to be like, yo.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Those are the ones that get.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I know. You got to be on the lookout.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: That's the one that.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: You got to be.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: And you can't just start selling it. And then most
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: people that find it.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Who said selling, dawg? Okay.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Most people that find it. Most people that find it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: We fucking running through that. I didn't think about it, dawg.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Because I was about to say most people that find
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: it don't have people to sell it to.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: We're having the best party of the year, dawg. everybody's
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: invited it was sponsored by.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: The ocean it's to find the brick that's.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Crazy it's gonna be like that party johnny def had
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: when they got busted that christmas party that party looked
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: lit right until the point the cops showed.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: Up you know what i'm talking about it was like
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: such a cool party they're all having a blast and
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: then the fucking cops raid his house i was like
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: damn this party was cracking.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: No fucking uh the homie knows fucking where's that chat
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: he just wrote in Christian, I don't know who wrote it,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: but someone wrote, people lose millions on yachts every week
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: watching it sink.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't think about it. You're on the middle of
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: the ocean, you jump in the fucking, in the water,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: you're rolly. No, so.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Fuck a rolly, bro. They don't have rollies, the fucking,
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: whatever type of watches goes in the bottom. No, like,
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: a lot of, like, a lot of boats sink too.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, 100, yeah. Like, you know, and then, like, that
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: shit fucking washes, like, not the boat, but, like, if
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: you have loose shit, it'll... Hey. Yeah, dog. Talking about
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: crazy fucking.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: crazy shit happening did you hear what happened to that
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: one plane going to qatar or getting out of qatar
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: that they were the the players no no no maybe
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: if you can look it up ray because i can
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: fuck this shit up like usual what about but there
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: was a huh imagine.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Cargo ships they lose the oh they lose the whole
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: thing a whole container.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah no but i guess it was this plane traveling
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: from i don't know i don't know all the facts
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: it was fucking i was i read it during tinfoil
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: hat But I guess there was a plane going from
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: one place to another. And I guess the co-pilot tried
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: to commit suicide and kill the pilot.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, he left that bitch in there?
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: No, and the plane fell like 14,000 feet. The Butazo
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: people are bleeding in the fucking plane.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, they all died? They didn't get saved? No, no, no.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: No one died.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: But you got to think about it. The plane's going,
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: and this shit just falls.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: It falls, bro. People just said, you don't got your
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: seatbelt on? Bro, you're fucked, bro. No, it's the fool
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: that he told her. I think he told her like,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: he told his co-pilot, well, you know what to do
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: from here. And that fool blasted himself. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Then this is a different one. This is a different
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: one that happened probably two days ago. Here, I'll look
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: it up. The one that I had read about was
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: That free fall shit is no joke. When I was
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: flying an airplane.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: G-force.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Bro, I felt like, I felt 10 feet, but it
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: feels like you landed on concrete and you're still in
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: the air.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: That shit's crazy, bro. All right, here it is. Pilot
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: stabs fellow pilot. That shit hurt?
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: You're just like, dude, what the fuck?
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I didn't know how to tell a story, but just
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: type in pilot stabs fellow pilot.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Was this the one that was going to meet with
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Eitan's daddy?
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: This was going to Israel.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: It had something to do with Israel, which is fucking what?
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: It was going to meet Netanyahu.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Netanyahu literally appraised the guy. Dude, so someone asked... It
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: was going to be like a 9-11 thing, but they
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: actually stopped the guy.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: They were like... Literally, someone went in the... I don't know.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Did you find it? They were like, oh, no, it's
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: coming to us. We got to stop it this time.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: They're like, stop going to the tower. Stop going to
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: the tower.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: It's not according to the plan. I don't know. On
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: flight to Israel. Oh, it was going to Israel. Yeah, yeah.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. They're like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: We don't got towers? Yeah, dog. Man, we all know. Yeah,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I'll read it. We all fucking know. I was going
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: to say, Google it. That means that, dog, anybody could
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: have done that during those periods.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Pilot stabs fellow pilot on flight to Israel before passengers
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: intervene to stop attack.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is that, man? A co-pilot stabbed.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: A pilot in an apparent attempt to crash a jetliner
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: as it was flying 174 people to Israel on Wednesday.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: But passengers burst into the cockpit and wrestled the attacker
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: even as the plane descended sharply, witnesses and Israel government said.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: So they literally... Like what people.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Like what people on 9-11 should have done is what
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: these people did. They went in the co-pilot, they fucking
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: beat this fool up, and.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: plane got saved no one died but i guess it
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: was the turbulence really fucked him up and that's what
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: fucking stabbed him.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah he was trying okay so you're you're okay there's
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: two there's a pilot and there's your co-pilot obviously yeah
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: you know how there's a pilot there's your co-pilot well
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: the co-pilot or the pilot i don't know which one
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: they're in their cop pain it's just them two yeah
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: one of them try to kill the other one and
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: take the fucking plane down So, in between this hustle,
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: the plane se cayó de putazo and someone's like, what
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: the fuck's going on in the cockpit? And then when
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: they went in there, they were fucking fighting because one
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: of them was trying to kill the other one and basically, Kamazaki,
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: the fucking plane where he basically, basically killed, like just
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: takes it down and everybody dies. And I guess, kamikaze,
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: and I guess they went in there, obviously stopped it
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: from happening and fucking Netanyahu was like appraising this guy
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: because he was about to kill 174 people on the plane.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: It was a shit show and I guess there's like
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Now we got to go down the rabbit hole and shit.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: People are doing it as a conspiracy. What's going on?
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, it sounds fucked up, but you don't think
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: that there's some people looking at this like, wasn't there
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: more people on the 9-11 plane? Well, yeah, but that
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: still doesn't mean it needs to go down. Good for
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: them for stopping it. I mean, at the end of.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: The day, 174 people shouldn't be dying because somebody wants
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: to commit suicide.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: But like, I mean, I don't want to be devil's advocate,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: but I'm looking at it like, I'm just like, so
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: there was way more people on all the 9-11 planes.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: These fools have box cutters. Dog. See, that's the point.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Box cutters.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: I don't think there was a plane. I think it
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: was a drone. I think it was a missile. I
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: don't think it was an actual... Oh, because they say
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: they didn't have windows, right?
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: I don't think that they... Oh, they called before they died. No,
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: I don't think none of that happened. You could have
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: called from a plane, dog.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: You could. Even back in the 90s, there used to
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: be a credit card. You can't right now.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: And they all had a credit card. And while the
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: plane's going down, they had time to fucking put in
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: their credit card.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: It's always been a fucking option. I think you can
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: call from a plane. Bro, you can't call right now.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: If they're thinking how to do it like Verizon or
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: some shit like that. You can't call right now. They
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: had a specific.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: You cannot call right now in the air, bro. You
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: call when you start landing and you start sending text.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: That's what I do.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Am I wrong? You've flown. You can't call in here.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not on the phone when I'm flying.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Xavier, calm down, dog.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: I think it was a joke.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: You are not free to move around the country.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: I have the answer. No, you cannot make standard cellular
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: phone calls while flying on a commercial plane in the
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: United States.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's nuts that they can literally tell you, but no,
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: here's a video of people calling their loved ones and
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: saying the towers are going down.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: The FCC bans the use of cellular phones while an
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: aircraft is airborne because phones plug. ping multiple ground towers
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: at high speeds and can disrupt ground networks.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then, you know, you know what? All the fucking documentaries,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Xavier brings up a good point. All the fucking documentaries
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: that have been made about 9-11, how come nobody's ever
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: questioned all these things? Well, how come you were not
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: able to place the phone calls? How about the passport?
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: How about the passport?
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, technically, because with the fucking Android, you could make
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Wi-Fi calls. So as long as there's Wi-Fi and there's Wi-Fi.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: In the airplane. But plain Wi-Fi sucks. And this was 2001. What? Oh, 2001? Yeah, yes.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: That's when the towers went down.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: All right, well, I'm talking about what's happening now, Xavier.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe now you can make a call.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: All right, let me make a stipulation.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Also, you know they found the passport of the guys
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: that took down the planes? they found the password at
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: the bottom like they literally everything burned.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Down like some kind of fucking like some kind of
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: to be continued end of a movie this is one
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: of the ones.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: Where it's just like what are we doing here everyone
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: hurt everyone says they heard bombs it looks like a
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: domination a demolition you know planes are weak.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, so before 9-11 and up until the mid-2000s, you
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: could easily make phone calls from a plane. However, passengers
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: did not use their personal cell phones. They used built-in
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: commercial flight phones. Most famously known as the Verizon DTE
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Air Phone.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: You slide your credit card in there and you used
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: to be able to fucking shop and just call people too.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: That's not sad. It was like YouTube. You said Verizon, right?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Sounds whole. No. Correct. No, bro.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Inside job, bro. And then you had the dancing Israelis, bro.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: These people dancing while the fucking towers are going down.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: There's pictures of that. I know you've heard of the
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: dancing Israelis.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, I mean, they could have that either. No,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: but I mean, there is a big Jewish population in
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: New York. They could have just been doing Jewish things.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: While the towers were going down and people took pictures
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: of them?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you, dog. If it would have been
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: the time to pray, Muslims would have bowed down right
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: there regardless of the towers blowing up.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Xavier's right there, dog. Look, these are the fucking phones
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: that they put on the airplanes.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: And every seat had one?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Not every seat. I don't know if every seat, bro.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: It seems just sketchy shit, bro. I do get your
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: position to question it. I'm a question, bro. That's what
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do. But nonetheless, rest in peace to
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: all the people that actually, they were innocent people that
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: lost their lives that day. Because, you know, I do
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: not personally, but I know a lot of people, especially
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: from being in New York, like, Cali Blaze does not
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: joke about that shit. I know he lost a lot
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: of people there. So I know that some people, they
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: were real funerals they went to. So I was like,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: you know, there's no conspiracy about that. But nonetheless, though,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: there is a lot of things that just, like, come on.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: They were paid to die.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, someone got paid. Ah, here we go.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: The guy that has the insurance claim on the fucking thing,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: they got paid for the death, bro. Every death got
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: paid more. Yeah, people made money on that day, bro.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: A lot of stocks got moved around.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people did get paid, but people did die.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, they definitely died. You know what's crazy, dog? I
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: saw it. I was watching this video yesterday. And it was, like,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: the reason why, what is it, Israel doesn't fucking really, like,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: nuke or step up to bomb any other country. It's
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: not even because of America or any other threat. It's
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: because of China. China. Yeah, dog fucking, like, have you
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: seen that infamous fucking clip of, like, where, like, Net, like,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Netanyahu gives the fool who runs China, like, a piece
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: of paper, and it's, like, their agreement. And he gives
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: him that stare, and that fool gives it back to him.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: He's like, take this shit back. And he gives him
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: the stare back.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: You tried to give him the Valentino Elizalde?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he tried to... What's his name, the other guy?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: This fool fucking said... Chilino Sanchez? The Chinese dictator fucking said,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: he was like, I'll tell you this. They were like,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: if Israel decides to bomb any fucking country, like any
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: fucking country, we will be responding hands down with a nuke.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, goddamn, dog. I was just like... That's
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: a big, I'm just saying, dog. I mean, that's World
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: War III, bro. The scroll is older than 30,000 years ago, dog.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Them motherfuckers were out there.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: The United States has to fucking join. That means World
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: War III. And once someone nukes someone, it's pretty much over, bro.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: No one can nuke anyone. It's that thing where like,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: that's the point of it. If everyone kind of has it,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: then no one can kind of fucking use it against anyone.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: It's like when everyone has a gun. No one respects
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: each other more because you're like, yo, I got a
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: fucking gun, dog. You better fucking, don't fuck around with me.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: But when no one has guns and you're a bigger cat,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: you're like, man, I'll fucking bully that guy.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: Because I know he can't do shit. Oregon has open carry.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: Open carry, yeah, that's what I mean.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: Georgia, I'm not saying once you have nukes, but once
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: you have, once everyone's got nukes, everyone's looking at each other.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why do you, come on, dog, you see the
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: homie Cray, he ain't crashing out in Georgia. Open carry, dog.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: And the food was like, start submitting the drama when
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: we're here. There's no need to, dog. You got to
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: be careful.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: You got to be real careful with open carry, though.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: You know you're not even supposed to have a beer?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: You're not allowed to go to a bar. They can
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: take it away on sight. Even if you're not drunk,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: you're not supposed to be.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: You know the worst thing that I would do, though,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: if I were to be under the influence, I would
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: do the same shit, the fool from The Simpsons. You
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? The cowboy. That would be
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: the start of the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. That'll be the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: start of the podcast, dog. It'll go up.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: Be loud.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Be loud. My sick shooter. Yeah, I mean, that's probably
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: like the worst you'd probably... But then again, like I said,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: there's so many mentally unstable people. There's a lot of
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: people that would commit crimes of passion, crimes of anger,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: crimes of vengeance. Like, it's all this shit. That's why
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: you just can't randomly give it to anybody. Yeah. It's wild, bro.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: That's why when I troll, I troll with... Not my
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: real account. People are crazy. Like sometimes I say some
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: stupid shit and I'm like, I can't say that with
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: my real account. I'm bullying that person.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: There's some people that don't find me because I'm not
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: hard to find.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: You can find me if you want.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: If you really were like, yo, fuck this fool.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Because I'll be like, I don't know. That was like, oh,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: that was kind of mean. We'll go to Snapchat's next show. Yeah,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: that's right.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: What we said was like, we're not hard to find
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: at the end of the day. These ones like, I'm here,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: I'm here.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not starting shit with people. No, I know.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying in general.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: And I'm not starting shit either, but people are crazy.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Him saying I comment some crazy shit
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: sounds like you start shit with people. It sounds like
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: you're starting shit with people behind a mask. Here, I'll
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: show you which one. I'll show you which one.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: I'll show you which one.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you, doggy. Eventually, everybody fucking found out
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: who Spider-Man was, dog. I'll tell you which.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: One because this fool responded and I was like, fuck,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: this fool might be real, real crazy.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't be doing this shit. Yeah, dog. You got
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: to be fucking careful with people on the internet, dog. Watch.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: We have the right to own guns. Try traveling from
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: state to state with your gun. It becomes complicated. The
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: right to own guns is muddy with all kinds of
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: different rules for each state. Holy shit. Keep going. Yeah.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: That's wild. But yeah, also somebody said, I'm from South Texas.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: We can ride around with an AK in the car. Damn.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: All right. South Texas is crazy. So this guy did this. Oh,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: why are you picking a fight with somebody who's going
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: through it, dog? Bro, it's so funny, bro. So then
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I just wrote. That man feels like he has nothing
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: to lose right now. I just laughed. I just said,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: this is hilarious. And said, you think it's funny? And
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, I can't stop laughing. And then I
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: went to another one of his videos.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: And he's like, I miss you, baby girl.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: I need you back. No se que tanto.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: And then he's just going in circles, bro, in his
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: own cul-de-sac, driving like a dumbass. And then I wrote,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: wash your car.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: And then this fool did a whole fucking video on me. Watch.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: dog like but for you yeah i was gonna say
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: you know what you're doing right now you're creating a
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: mega man you're creating a mega man dog he's gonna
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: eventually get back with this bitch and he's gonna be
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: like this guy can't stop laughing at me and apple's
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: gonna give her some mega putazos Never going to have
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: another voicemail. No, but he made a video of me.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: He's like, he went on my page and he made
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: a video and he's like, you think you're funny? You
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: haven't posted a funny clip of comedy in three years.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: Your career is down the drain.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: And I was just like, all right, I got to stop.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: I got to stop bullying. Come find me and shit.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Fool, you shouldn't fucking... Bro, he was crying about his lady, dog. Yo,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: go on the Patreon. I'll send you guys what I
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: was laughing at. Because that shit is fucking comedy, bro.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: And then I found his lady.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: You want to see his lady? You're going to create...
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: You want to see the bitch he was crying for?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: You're going to create like a Mexican joker for me.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: I even told him I was like... Like, dog, just leave.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about. Leave those weird people alone, dog.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: He needs to be on the little bus. The guy
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: is bigger than you if he does fucking fool. He's
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: going to... This is his lady. This is what he
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: was crying for. So what he loves, let that fool
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: fucking have it, dog. He was like, yeah, I'm even Tijuana.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: And I was like, bro, she lives at Hong Kong, bro.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: People didn't stop Shrek. People didn't stop Shrek and Fiona.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Nobody wanted him to reproduce, but they did. You know
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, let them fools be happy. like
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: like they're gonna live in the swamp dog let them
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: fucking let them like why are you going there anyways
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: if you don't even like kicking it there oh it's
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: just so funny bro sometimes i just gotta comment bro
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: i just cannot just watch people crash out on the
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: internet and not say something yeah you like fucking adding
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: fuel to different fires and then you're like oh damn
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: this one got out of control like yeah dog that's
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: like that's like you picking a fight with somebody going
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: through grief are you.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Going are you okay papa.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: Oh boy I've been having a great time on this
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: podcast you guys seen that South Park episode with Randy's
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: fucking a troller from an internet troll oh yeah where
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: his wife doesn't his wife doesn't even know he's trolling
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: and then he gets the kids.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: And he hides it skank hunt skank hunt hey for
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: that shit hey low key dog That's a really good
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: fucking episode, dog.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: It's true. It's true.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: It's wild how the exposure, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: South Park never disappoints.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: Never misses, dog.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Last episode, it was a little too political last season,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: but they're back on their shit.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: With this one.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: That's the one thing I don't like. When they did
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: the fucking Mr. Garrison being president, I'm like, aw, man. Nah, dude.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: He could have been president, but they shouldn't have made
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: him Trump.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: Shouldn't have been president.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: President. Actually, it was funny.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: It was funny, but the point, now it's political. Now
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: you're telling me, like, unless you're even with the jokes,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: you're telling me you're left to right. I don't want
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: to think about if it's left to right on this
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: fucking show. And that's what it was, and they kind of,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: they would make fun of both sides, but it's this thing, like,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: now you made it political.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. And the thing is, like, I just sort
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: of just made it, like, its own fucking thing. Okay. Okay.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: That's what was happening in the world. Yeah, I know.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, that's why, I mean, they made a
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: whole COVID special about it.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: Two hours of the COVID special.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That shit was nuts.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: The Obama episode where he became president?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: That shit was the best, huh? Change, change. They start
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: flipping over. They start partying. Let's just start flipping over cars.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: They start flipping cars and they're like, it's the same.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Randy's the best, bro. Randy's the best.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Did you know that they made that episode at the
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: last minute?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Because they really wanted to get it right, but they
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: were like, fuck it. They know that Obama's going to
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: win and they went for it.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had to see who won presidency.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I thought this was America. All right, let's get into
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: the super chats because I know we got a lot
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: of them. Like I said, third place, you're getting a
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Chicoletti's care package. Second place, you're getting seven grammars of
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: the fucking toad for fucking Hadar. And first place, you're
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: getting a half zipper. So good luck to everybody. I
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: did some good ass weed. Fire. It's always fire, dog.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I know. That's why I super chatted. I know I've
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: seen you.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: You better see my name in there, dog.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: I know what's getting rambled this time around.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Chicklets, go in there.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: You're excluded. Have your lady do it. Hey, making the
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: count real quick. Why don't you do it from your
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: hate account? I don't have a hate account on YouTube.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: It's for Instagram. When I was younger, though, I did
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: that fool. There's one fool who reviewed chips from Sabritas.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: And it was from an old-ass YouTube account that I had, dog.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: And it was like a long-ass argument, dog. Every time
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: he posted a chip review, I would just go in
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: there and be like, Por eso estas como estas. Bro,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: any fat person out there. This was like when I
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: was in high school. Yeah, but any fat person out there,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: take that concept. Chip taster. Just fucking taste chips. There's
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: so many fucking chips.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: And then like the other day I went, there was
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: like chicken and waffles. And then these Japanese chips. Chips
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: are actually the very most unhealthy snack for you.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: That's what I said. If you're a fat fuck.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: I didn't say any healthy person out there. I was like,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: if you have a fat fuck looking for content.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Bart, make us one of Tommy eating chips like he
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: eats soda. Or how about chips and soda? Nah, sodas.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: You got to call it sodies now from now on.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: You can't call that shit soda anymore.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Hot cheetos and soda. Yeah, can you have the voice
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: replicate the tone that he did when he was making
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: fun of the 600-pound lady? He was like, I have
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: 600 sodies. Yeah, like, make that, put that voice for
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: the next voiceover. We're going to keep making comics about
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Tommy until he comes back. Next one. I mean, first one.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: First one, Greñas. When I was little, hashtag same team.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: When I was little, didn't show up, dawg.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Next one is from Luis Diaz. Shout out to my fierro.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: I'm turning... Hey, good for him, Luis Diaz. Good for you, dawg.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: Shout out to my fierro. I'm turning 39 tomorrow. Hey,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: still working like a soldier. Stay active, guys. Eat your
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: Wheaties and the chiclets to the head like a doctor.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Salute to you, dog. Did that fool really
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: say shout out to his fiero? I'm guessing this fool
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: woke up with morning wood. He's like, I'm 39. You
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: should be proud.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. That's why he's probably proud of it.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: I'm like, where did this come from, dog? Why shout
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: out your fiero today? That Mexican steroid, dog.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I know. He's like, yeah. Shout out to my 39-year-old fiero.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: You'll be getting all those steroids from Mexico. You'd be
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: getting all the steroids from here.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that sounds good, dog.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be. If you don't, it's kind of like...
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: You just have to know what you fucking are getting, bro.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: That fool, he looks like... I know this fool. He
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: was in Vegas. Just make sure you got Narcan on you. Steroids, stupid?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: Boy, you might put Fenty in there. With so many
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: people doing peptides and steroids, the cartel might just be.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Like, just fucking... Just cut that shit with some Fenty.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: These dumbasses are still injected anyways. Here it starts.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: See you at the next rave luis diaz tommy uses
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: tommy uses her his teeth to clean the barbecue grill.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: And he uses the onion for flavor Damn, that's crazy.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: You're an asshole, dog. But he deserves it, dog. He
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: flaked on you fools.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Text him that. Yeah, don't forget.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: He also flaked on you fools at the fucking comedy
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: store sold out show we did.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: Don't forget.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: Don't.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Don't. Oh. Where's that fucker at, too? You like how
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: nobody cares?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: You're an asshole, bro.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: We're assholes. We didn't even mention the homie wasn't even here.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Nobody cares, bro. Still number one Mexican podcast. Next one.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: All right, next one is from... Shout out to Nitty Sack.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Next one is from Speed Minion. Allá por Las Vegas.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: Encontraron a Tupac.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Damn, dog. That's a classic.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know how Tommy hasn't really fucking made this
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: into a fucking thing I can play on Spotify, dog. Like,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: why do I have to listen to Dear Mama on
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: Tupac's birthday? I can listen to Corridos from fucking 3
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: Play Tommy, but I can't.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: We should just take the clip and then put it
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: in that AI. Yeah, bro. We should just fucking... That
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: AI one and be like, hey, finish this song. I
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: was like, but use these first five lines. Yeah. Imagine
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: you got shark teeth. Imagine you got shark teeth. Let's
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: take all the songs Tommy has done and create an
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: AI artist and we just manage him. Seriously, what are
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: we doing over here, bro? Since Tommy wants to choose
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: to fucking keep being Union.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Imagine, bro, we can get you to play at Burning
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: Man next year. You can stop building the stages and
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: performing on them.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dog. Ponte a cantar. Tu pa' corrido, bro. Inside
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: the BMW that you're fucking family-owned, supposedly. Next question.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Next one. Hulk hands. Shout out, God, for getting
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: me to year 42.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: 42. 42.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: Damn, we got some old-ass cats in there.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm old, too, but damn, I thought... Yeah, fuck.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: I'm 33.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: 42.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, dog. I'm not old. I call myself old, too.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: I remember being like... Fucking... You're only as old as
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: you feel, dog. No, for real. That's true. I feel... Yeah, dog.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like a fucking anciano or fucking go
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: to sleep at five, puto?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, if not... Fucking live your life, dog.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: Hey, there'll be some old man gambling early. Fucking, they
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: get there like 9, 10 in the morning and they
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: leave at like fucking 12, midnight.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right. All right, chicklets. Oh, man,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: I wish we had time. I was going to ask you.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: I was like, since you've been working for so long,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: since you've been working there for.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: A cool minute, when the fish there?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Fuck, it's hard to find them.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: What do you mean they're hard? On the weekends. On
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: the weekends, huh?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know that's for sure. Drinking days. Drinking days. Friday, Saturday.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: What the fuck does that mean? The fish is like.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: Football days, too.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, football. So football's coming up. A lot of fish.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: It's already started, yeah.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: I like hearing that. Fishes mean people that.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: They don't really play that much. They don't really play.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: They're like. They work. They're not really trying to fucking.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: They're just gambling. They're drinking. They're willing to give you money,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: pretty much.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: They're like, well, I'm here for two hours. Let's see
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: what happens.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. And those. Those are.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: That's who you're looking for. You're not looking for guys
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: like chicklets and me.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Who could have gone and bought some silver bars or
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: some fucking guaranteed things?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: Stop trying to get people to go. Stop trying to
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: get the fish to go.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Some Pokemon cards. Fish, go to the casino. Next one.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Xavier, why should we go to the casino?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: Not you guys. I was talking about... No, no, no.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: Why should we generally should go to the casino?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: I don't... I mean, if you want to play poker, yeah.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: I don't gamble. I don't gamble.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Chuklitz, where should I go to you for you to
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: deal my fucking cards, homie?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: I already got in trouble for talking shit to somebody.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: That fool was a cocksucker.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: So some lady short buy. You can only short buy
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: one time, right? So then he was trying to protect her.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: I was like, no, I'm not going to let.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Her buy in again. She has to buy a full 40.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: You're that guy, too. Let her give money. What the fuck?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: It's a fair game, bro.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: Chicklets.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Let her fucking short buy. It's money on the table.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: It's running.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: That bitch might not have a 40.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so then he takes out $ 10 in short buys.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: I start making fun, kind of like throwing a shot
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: at him. And then he flips out.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: You can short buy with $ 10? Yeah, it's a 40 game.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: So anything.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: that's pretty weak leave the casino if that's all.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: You got yeah so then this one flips out and
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: he starts talking shit to me and I was like
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: bro wait till I get off I'm gonna come take
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: your money and he went to go snitch on me
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: and I said.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: That you're not allowed to get off get you're not
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: allowed to take people's money when you're.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: Off oh yeah but you can't like that was like
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: a threat supposedly okay i said all right yeah i
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: said when i'm done i can take his money yeah
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: and then yesterday i caught some armenians fucking talking to
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: each other and they were one would fold and tell
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: the other one what he had and i was like
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: i waited till the hand was done and i was
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: like yo I was like, you can't be telling your
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: friend what you have in the hand.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: He's like, what do you mean?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, you told him you folded king four.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: And he looks at me, starts flipping out. He's like,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: how the fuck do you know that? Look, that shit
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: was hilarious.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: The question. How do you know that?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: You're not Armenian, motherfucker.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: I deal with Armenians all day buying pounds. So you
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: don't think I wanted to learn the number when one
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: guy told the other guy, oh, it's 800.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Sell it to them for 1,200. Come on, next.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, I needed to know why.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: I live in Glendon. I don't know a jack shit
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: of a fucking Armenian. You never leave your fucking house. No,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: that's cool. Yeah.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: No, that's dope because all you need to know is numbers.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: I knew the number four and then what he said
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: before that sounded like king. I was like, okay.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: No, I feel you. No, you don't need to know
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: the letters if you know numbers. You just need to
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: know one of the other letters or the numbers. You're
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: not supposed to be saying that.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: They're fucking super mad, bro. I'm like, what the fuck?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: You guys are cheating, bro.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: That's cheating, yeah.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: Fucking Chiclis speaks bro, bro.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: I'm impressed. I'm impressed, bro. Really impressed right now.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: He speaks my friend.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, you're capping. Shut me down. Next question.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Chiclis. Shout out to Chiclis.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Cheek. Let's talk.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: I run a clean game. Man, they are shady. Armels
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: are shady, huh? Everyone's shady. Sam says it, dog. Sam
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: says it, dog.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: Everyone's shady.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Uncle Sam. You're right. Everyone's shady. There's a bunch of
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Mexicans shady. Shady ass Mexicans.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: Speed Minion. We'll check out the replay after work. Dame team.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: That's right. Thank you, homie. Gracias.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: Hopefully you win, dog. You always check these on. Check
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: these after work. If I win and I can't keep it,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: I'll give it to you.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: You can't keep flowers?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Flowers? What do you mean? A prize, right? Yeah.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: You better put me in there. I'll split it with someone.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I'll be nice.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: Hulk hands. Thank you for the super chat.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you, homie. Sorry. Flaco4. Flaco4. Saludos, fools.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: Y'all have a blessed one. Hashtag same team.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Same team, dog.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: Chris, same team. Shout out. We don't smoke the same crew.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: That's right. Shout out to you, dog. Thank you so much.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: That motherfucker.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? What's up, dawg? What's up? What's up, dawg?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: Jason, what up? Same team. I turned the big 40.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Damn, a lot of birthdays.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: The big 40 is this Sunday. Can I get a
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: shout out? And let's go Dodgers.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Right. Shout out to you. Happy 40th birthday. As long
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: as you're not a 40-year-old virgin, dawg. But fucking enjoy it, dawg.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Fucking live it up, dog. I mean, shit, you're young.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, you still got some time, dog. Take care
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: of your health. Now more than ever. And don't get
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: a hangover. Imagine being 40 years old. What do you
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: mean imagine? It's not that far. No, no, no.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: Imagine being 40 years old and a virgin and the
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: movie comes out.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Like straight talking shit to you in your face.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, that was tough, dog, because I know there's
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: one person out there that watched that movie as a
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: virgin and be like, fuck.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Probably some church fool. He's at the fucking house. He's like, fuck.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: I need to fucking get laid.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: I would be amazed a church fool would be interested
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: in the film like the 40-year-old version.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, too.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: Especially watching the trailer.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: But it was a great movie, though. It was a classic. Oh,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: that's a great fucking film. It was a great movie. Huh?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: It's de sexo. No me gusta. Dude. Next one.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: No lo podemos ver. Hulk hands. Thank you for the
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: super check.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: Kodiak.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: Gaxolia TV. Asylum FC. Pass that.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Salute. What did he say? Asylum FC? Yeah. That's pretty tight.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: That's not a bad name for a team. Next one.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: That motherfucker. Que hubo mis pobres. Saludos y buen dia.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: That's right, homie. Shout to you. Buenos dias, fool. Shout
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: out to the rich. Homie, the elite over here acting
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: like he's part of the Jeffries. Illuminati and all. Yeah, bro,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: you're probably in the fucking list, Mr. Oh, I'm so rich.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: He donated $ 20. I know, I know, fool.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: He's calling me pobre. I got to hit him with something, dog.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, next time hit us with the hola ilegales. Hola mojados. Yeah, dog.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: Talk to Xavier right, fool. Hola, ilegal. Hola, pobre mojado.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, just going to combine both
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: of them.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: What's your take on wet burritos?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: Fire.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: I don't like them. You got to eat them on
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: the spot, bro. There's no such thing as steak. You
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: can't treat them like ramen and take them back to
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: your hotel room. Oh, no.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: There's not even like, it's got to sit right there.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: It's like a chicken. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody cool?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: Everybody's good. All right. Every time you back up, bro,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: that chair, we're going to have to move that table forward.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: I always fucking mix my shit up. I cut a
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: piece and.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: That's it. But you know what I hate? If it's
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: not the restaurant, I fucking hate nachos. Like to-go nachos.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Who the fuck orders nachos to-go? They did. And I
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: paid for them. That's why I was mad, bro. Because
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: I literally was like, I said, I was like, yo,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: let me order. You didn't tell your lady, like, are
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: you sure you want to get nachos?
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: It wasn't the lady. It was my homie. Like, because
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: he got lunch. And then I was like, I'll get dinner.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: And then he ordered.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: He said, it was my hubby.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: And then I told him. And then he's like, he
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: literally said, cool, if I get appetizers.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, cool. I don't give a fuck.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: And then fucking nachos showed up, bro. And then I
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: was just like, fuck, bro. All soggy. And then he's like,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: they're still good, though.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: I was even getting more. I said, shut up. Just
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: know you fucked up. Just admit it.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: Nachos are not the fucking thing.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't take those home or nothing.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: Nah, by the time they get to your house, the
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: chips all soggy. The only nachos that are okay to
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: fucking get to go are the ones from Taco Bell
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: because they come in a bag and the cheese comes
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: from the side. Next one.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: Jose Murga, let's go. Fire emoji.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: That's right. That's what's on the fucking menu, homie. Good luck.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: Gilbert Partida, thank you for the super chat. XG marks
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: the spot.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: Let's go, baby. Let's go. I hope you win, dawg.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: You're all in, huh? Dude, it'd be fucking hilarious if
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: this flew away. Straight up, dawg.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: It'd be fucking wild. If I win, I'm going straight
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: to the casino. I'm going with Chicklets. I got good
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: luck right now. I got good luck. I'm sitting at
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: Chicklets' table.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: You got to sit.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: I'm excited. Huh? I'm excited, man. No. It's in Spanish.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: Let's go and cheat.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: Some of the players talk to me in Spanish. They
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: tell me what they have, this and that. I was like,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: I don't really want to know, bro.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: I just want to watch.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: Next one.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: Next one. We got Tony713 hoping I win the raffle.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: It's my birthday on Saturday.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: That's right. Hell yeah. We have a lot of birthdays.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to everybody in the chat. Damn, y'all folks
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: coming hot. It's the first of the month. Everybody's out here.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: October babies.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: E-G-Z-7-1-C-C-C.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: C-C-C.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: I have a homie that was born on the 31st.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: Nice. Yeah, me too. A lot of people in December.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: Next one is from Holcans. Thank you for the super chat, Holcans.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, dog.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: Hollywood Terp Hogan. Same team.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: Same team, baby.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Kevin Butler, yo, we don't smoke the same. Same team.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: Same team, baby.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: Hulk Hanz is back with the super chat.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Good luck. Oh, shit. Salute to you, Hulk Hanz.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: Kevin Butler, I'm trying to win a ball from Salt River, Arizona.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: There's no 8-Balls being raffled off, dawg. Next one. That
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: would be nuts, dawg.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: No, I said that would be nuts if someone literally
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: raffled off an 8-Ball anywhere in the world.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. Scumbags tonight.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: Minimum $ 10 entry.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: Tonight we got sponsored by my dealer. Free 8-Ball.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: Next one is from Jose Murga. He donated.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Super chat.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you, dog.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: Salute to you, dog. Thank you so much.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: Tino Santos. He sends us the fucking hamburguesa emoji.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: Breakfast burger sounds bomb.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: Breakfast burger over breakfast burrito.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: The Block LA was down the street. I had half
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: a thought of getting a fucking breakfast burger from them.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: I haven't had a breakfast burger in a cool minute.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: I would definitely like one. Where is that at?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: In my neighborhood. They post up every Tuesdays and Thursdays.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: We've had them on the... We had them here in
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: the building.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: It's been a while, though.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: Next one's from Tino Santos. He also sends the cool
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: emoji guy.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: That's right. Salute to you, dog. Thank you. Cool guy.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: Jose Murga, thank you for the super chat. Good luck.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: Hulk hands, good luck.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: Good luck, homie.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: Diego Marin sends us $ 20, and he says, back in 2020,
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: I had a personal trainer for six months. This dude
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: would push me to the point where I was getting
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: tired mid-rep, and he'd say, what are you doing? I
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: saw crazy results, so I believe in what Eason says.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: Told you, dog. I believe for him. You got to
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: tell people they're fat. You got to remind them. Whenever
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like I'm being pushed enough at the gym,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: I literally will be like today. I know that it
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: was leg day, and then I was like, it was
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: only me and the other homie in this class, and
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: I was just like, I waited until the trainer walked out.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: I was like, man, I wish you went as hard
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: like this on arm day. I was like, too bad
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: we take it easy, and that fool fucking switched it up,
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: and then that fool was like, oh, go get a
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: 75-pound bar, dog, and fucking start fucking repping out. I
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: was like, fuck. He's like, but not like the 21s,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: you know, where you do a half and the other
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: half and then a full one. i was like go mommy.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: Next one is from luis diaz i have a mini
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: luchadora slash dancer ready for the show what.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: Well send a dm dog fucking what the fuck who
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: sent the dm i'll fucking respond today that's a midget.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: That's on site bro he might get the word is
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: on site he might give you.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: His personal number call tommy.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: Next one's from monte blanco regreso el chicloso shout out
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: chiclet shout out e shout out X. Shout out Ray.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: Shout out Nitty. It's been two years. He's been on
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: the show. El Punjabi Puñal. Hashtag same.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: Punjabi Puñal. Oh, that's right. This month, March two years,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: that's who has been on the show.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: Punjabi Puñal. Damn. Still hasn't done shit.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 4: Still not here.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: Shout out to you, Jay.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: He sold out the Comedy Store original room, dog.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: He made Russell Flake on us. No, the main room.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: Main room.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: The main room. Yeah, the original room. And then we
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: never got it again. No one has a room right now, dawg.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: That's wild. No one has a room right now. Not
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: even Sam, dawg? He's a veteran. He's a veteran. I
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: don't even think.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: Joel, I don't think Funky Fridays is. I haven't seen
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: none of the posts about Funky Fridays either, bro. I
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: don't think anyone's got a room right now. I was
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: going to say, I'm like, man, the little hats took
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: over the store.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: We got Billboard. You see the Billboard now? No. It's digital. What? Oh,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? It's like that now? Damn. That's wild.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: Is it on Instagram or something?
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: Hmm? It's somewhere around there. Hey, at least we did
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: our shit there before it got gay.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: Like the big-ass one or the one that's like vertical?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: They're both there, but the big circle I think is...
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: There's somewhere where that big circle is at. There's an ad.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: I haven't been there, but there's an ad now there.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: Like the laugh factor where they show like.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where the digital one? Because you got to think
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: about it. They can sell ad reads for.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: Movies, clothing lines, their own shit, which is.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: For sure, little hats have taken over the store. That
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: sounds like Little Hat Talk. It already was Little Hat Talk.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: It's been, bro. Yeah. But it wasn't all about the
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: money with those little hats. Now, just like, listen, we're
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: segregating the comedy store. Listen.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: They said that, fool?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm getting from it. Okay. Jim Crow era
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: of the comedy store. Next one.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: I can see the perspective. Next one.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: Sykes.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: Customer service.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: E-Zone.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: Gracias for... Gracias, fool. Sorry for the confusion on my shit.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: Thank you for replacing a package that got stolen. And
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: looking forward to my jar of hate. I won.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: Sheesh. I won. Good luck, dog. It's on the way already, dog.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: You won. It's in your tracking. I'm manifesting that, dog.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: That's right. No, he already got... That's the fool that
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: won like three times already. Well, I know, but he
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: can win again. Yeah.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: 420 AGA happy first let me get a Polak pants
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: porfa hashtag same team.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 4: Good luck dog damn it is October 1st crazy oh
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: yeah we gotta find a makeup artist time flies by
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: quick you guys decorate the house not my not the
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: house but oh not nah nah we used to go
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 4: fucking like crazy like team here we had a fucking
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: remember we had the oh yeah here.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah well Christmas you put up the little Christmas
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: trees we get a real tree yeah it's a little
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: festive here it's gonna look different by Christmas Yeah. You
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: might have to change. I miss it, though.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: Probably getting my costume today.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: I know, but I miss my house being decorated. My
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: mom went all out, bro. You better get a fucking
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: costume this year. For what? To stream. For one day? Yeah,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: for like one day. Closer to Halloween. Yeah, of course.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: I know you're going to return it the next day.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: Of course. That's who always does that. Every year. And
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: then he waits. He's like, you think Amazon will deliver
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: it in the next 30 minutes? And I literally... That's him.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: I go to Party City and I literally ask him, like, hey.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: What's the return price? I already started. Yeah, I'll be like,
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: you're going to be here tomorrow?
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: Because I'm going to have to return this and I
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: don't know if it's going to fit me.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: And then I just fucking... No, but I was trying
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: to say, I was like, I actually miss the decorations.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: My mom used to go all out, bro. Like, you
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: felt the seasons. Did your girl go out? Did she
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: decorate a little bit? A little bit inside. Yeah? No, inside, yeah.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: I was thinking if I should fucking do it for
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: my daughter this.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: Year, though. Oh, the outside?
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 4: That shit's going to be fucking.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: For Christmas or Halloween?
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 4: A bunch of little inflatables and all that shit.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. For both. Oh, tight. Yeah. To be honest, do
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: you have grass? A little bit. It's going to ruin
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: your grass. Now, think about it. It sits... Gets no air.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: I want to go to that Burbank block.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: It literally, wherever that plastic thing sits at, my dad
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: used to fucking, my mom bought one and then my
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: mom put it up. My dad loved his garden. I
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: threw that shit in the trash and I helped all
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: fucking kids.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: That haunted house in fucking Compton got shut down. They
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: went all out in the neighborhood and they were like
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: charging people and then fucking the city showed up and
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck do you think you're doing?
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: The house could collapse. Is it because they're charging or
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: is it because... Yeah, because they're like, you need a
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: fucking business. Yeah, yeah, because they can do it for free. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: it's the charging part where, of course, the city was like, yeah,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: you can't be doing this. Yeah, because they had a
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: line going around all the neighborhood. It looks scary though, fool.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: Imagine if this fool's pointing guns at you. Next one.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: Next one, Sykes562. Downey, California has an abandoned insane asylum.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: Not anymore. There's only like a part of it. I
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: remember driving by it when I had my first car.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: Rancho Los Amigos.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: Vivid. E, what's the costume for this year?
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: Gilbert Partida, good luck. Hulk Hanz, good luck. Jose Murga,
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: good luck. Monte Blanco, XG versus two down syndromes on
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: brand risk.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: Bro, they'll kick my ass, bro. I ain't even going
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: to try. Hard strength. Two against one is always difficult.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: There's one down ass fool that comes to the gym, right?
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: But he goes during the midday because he goes to
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: a school for adults to keep them busy or whatever.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: And they go to the gym and There's one fool, dawg.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: He be repping out, and I'm just like, low key,
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: if this fool just snaps. I'm like, if this fool
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: fucking snaps, I was like, his caretaker's getting knocked the
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: fuck out. There's one. I've had enough. There's one in
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: my gym. There's one in my gym. He goes there.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: You're right. They go later in the day.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: So it's when I go later, like around 10 or 11,
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: he's there, and he always has a personal trainer.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dawg.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: They got money. This is Glendale, and he's got a
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: personal trainer, and he always got a nice phone. What
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: trips me out, bro, is I went in there and
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: I was like, I've been going for a little for
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: like two, three years.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: When I first met him, he was cool.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: And he's like, I like, he told me, I like
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: your tattoo. And he was asking me questions, how I
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: got it and stuff. And I just told him, you know,
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: because I'm being nice. Does he talk like that?
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, no. I mean, you're exaggerating. But yeah, you
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: can tell.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: He's like, literally, I like, he has downs. And he's
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: asking about that tattoo. And he's like, what does it mean?
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: I'm like trying to explain it to him and shit.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Why does Phil come back like six months later
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: with a fucking full arm sleeve, bro? It is clean, bro.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying I encourage that.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure he's already in tattoos. But, boy, they
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: get tatted.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: I've never seen a tatted down, bro. He's tatted.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: Bro, I wish I could take a picture, but that's
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: just not cool.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: And show you. But, yes, bro, he has tats. He
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: should be like, hey, man, who did your sleeve? Can
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: I take a picture of it? I never noticed that, G. Yeah, but, boy,
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: he literally has a whole fucking... It's clean. It's a phoenix.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. It's a nice bird, fool.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, like I said, he's not like yoked, but
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: he works out.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: Stocky? He's stocky? Yeah, they're like, yeah. They get like fucking, like,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know, like an executor build. Executor? It's a
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: new Pokemon. All right.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: No, that's the old Pokemon.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an old Pokemon. No, I know, but... A different...
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: This is... Next one.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: You said a bunch of Pokemons. This is a new
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: one from the list.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: Browzy420 sends us the good job.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: Fox. That's right.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Good luck. Good luck, homegirl. Browzy.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: Browzy's back. 420. Same team. Arriba los pobres.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: 100. Salute.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: Fire.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: Smoke it up. Everybody text Nitty that, bro. He says
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: he blocked everybody that actually texted him. I believe it, too.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: He seems that petty. Yeah, I would have put all
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: of it. You see how he's scared for Tommy? He
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: was like, please, you don't. Don't fuck with the man's work.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: Everybody's like, you don't know what he's capable of.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: I'm like, fool, don't worry about it.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like, fool, I'm the worst. Remember when we kept
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: telling everybody that Tommy had kept getting his girl pregnant?
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: People will call him to congratulate him. Hey, Tommy, congratulations, bro.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: We heard the news on the podcast. Tommy would be like, what?
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Oh, these fucking guys. And then
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: another voice will be like, hey. That's funny.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: Browzy420, she's back. She sends us the woman lowering her shades.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Good luck. Thank you, bro.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: Tino Santos, 420, just saw Nitty driving down Fig in reverse.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: He wilding. What would you do if they had that fool?
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: If he actually sent you the video?
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 4: If he called us?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: No, no. If somebody sent us a video, we open
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: our fucking DMs, and it's him driving his Beamer. Picking
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: up a fucking, picking up someone from the Blade. She
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: look good, though. You know what I mean? You're paying.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: She gotta look decent I mean it's horrible If you
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: paying for some trash I know what I'm saying But
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: like that's what He skipped the podcast for dog.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: You know he's going on the if he's on the
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: blade you know he's asking for some foot shit he's
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: Indian no.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: Imagine he's like you think I can get discount first
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: time and tell all my friends bring you mad clients
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: I have a lot of friends he tells them from
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: the population of India yeah shows them.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: Russell and then the girl's like I know Russell he's
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 3: a customer laughing.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: All right, that was great. That was good.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: All right. That was good, though.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: Greñas. Tommy getting his ringworm fixed right now.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: Dude, imagine that shit spread and he's bald. His kid's
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: got it. Nah, I think it doesn't travel like that. Yeah,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: it travels through. It travels.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: It's contagious, but you got to like, I don't know,
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: you got to like sweat on people and shit.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Like your barber can get, you can get
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: it from your barber. Trust my barber.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: If your barber doesn't clean his blades with alcohol.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: Somebody got Tommy's hard hat. Fuck, bro. I'd rather get
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: hit in the head. Next question.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: Greñas93.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: Tommy dropped a new podcast. Let's go comment stupid shit
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 2: on it.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, dog. Yeah. Do that.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: That's what I meant.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: I approve of that. Everybody, every single.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: Dumb shit, dog. Shit that make no sense to the podcast, bro.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: Demon emoji.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 3: Say shit that has to do with we don't smoke
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: the same over there, dog.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: Weight loss advice. Yeah. Tell them.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 3: Be like, don't drink all the sodies.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: Don't drink all the sodies.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: This is so weird.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: Gilbert Partida, Chiclet's Instagram story of throwing dog shit on
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: his neighbor's car had me laughing.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: You posted that? I didn't see that. Last night. I
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: get home.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 4: There's dog shit in my driveway.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: Is this personal or is this just a repost? It's
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: a personal? Like, you saw this or it's a repost? Yeah,
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: I posted it. Oh, shit.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 4: I posted me picking it up and throwing it on
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 4: the floor. I have a bag.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: I have a bag. Okay, I need to know the
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: whole story.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, you got... You got out of work. You went home.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: You parked the car in your fucking driveway.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 4: I pulled up to the gate. I had to get
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: off and open the gate. As I was opening, I
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 4: get off, open the gate, walk to the car, park
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: the car, and close the gate.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: And I look down. I'm like, I almost stepped on
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: this shit. Oh, it's on the screen.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: Talk about it.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: Talk about it. I was like, I almost stepped on
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: this shit.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 4: I was like, I know whose dog this is. Fucking
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 4: neighbor's little dog because she be letting it go randomly
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 4: and it fucking goes wherever the fuck it wants. So
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: I'm like, it's just been like four or five times.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, fuck this bitch. And I was like,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 4: put it on the car. It's what you get.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: It's not probably property.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: It's not your property.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: It's the principal. I mean, it's her, huh? It's the principal.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: What if she takes a shit on your porch now?
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I went to go look for her.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 4: I was like, went to this house. You saw how fucking,
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 4: she's a hoarder. You saw that's her front door.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: She goes on the windowsill. Yeah.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 4: I went to go look for her. I was about
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 4: to talk shit to her. Didn't find her, so guess what?
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: I had to send a message.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, those are the things where I'm like,
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: that's how you're going to get run into crazy. She's crazy, bro.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: She's a hoarder.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 3: Next thing you know, she lies that you hit her.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 3: I just, those things are just, bro, it's just not property.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: It's not really your, I mean, yeah, it sucks. It
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 3: looks like it was not on the street, I guess.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: Kind of. I don't know. It was those things where, like,
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: she looks crazy, bro.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 4: So, you know the crack that separates your driveway from
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 4: the sidewalk?
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: So, it was on my side of the car.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: Also, I said, is it on your property? If it's
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: on your property, I'll let it slide. But I'm like,
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 3: you look like it was on the street, and you
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: were just like.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: Fuck this, man. I was like, at that point, you're
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: going to cook it. Somebody said, I'm going to put
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: the nutritional info of a Coke bottle in the garbage.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: We should make a t-shirt with the nutritional facts of
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: a Coke bottle. That would be pretty sick. Next one,
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: Hulk Hanz. Thank you for the super chat. Ryan, next one.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: I need Nas. That is a direct quote said by
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: Paul Walker in the most famous film, The Fast and
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 2: the Furious.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: Was, hey, was the shit dry? I need knobs, too.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, at that point in chicklets, I would have
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: smeared it on her fucking windshield.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: If I'm going to do some damage, I'm not just
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 3: going to.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: You're still on with this. I got, huh? Yeah. Because
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you might have just smeared it on the windshield.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: So it was semi. Ah, that's amateur hour. You know
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 1: what I would have done? Oh, that's what I mean.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: You just did nothing. Nah, dog. I would have fucking
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: put it in a place where I know it's going
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: to cause more damage. Oh, there it is. I would
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: have fucking balled it up. And then, you know the
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: exhaust pipe? I would have shoved that shit in there
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: and fucking put it all the way inside.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, you're already going to do some.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: You already got the glove. That way it wouldn't take
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: a while for you to notice. And then when the
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: mechanic has to take it out, he's going to charge
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: you for him having to touch the shit.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, straight up.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to be super mean. I just wanted
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: her to know that that shit bothered me. She wasn't
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 4: around for me to speak to her.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: Fucking bitch. Yeah. That's what I wanted to say. Oh,
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 1: you know where you could have done it? Who stopped
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 1: giving this fool ideas, dog? He's going to do it.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to give him a great one.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 1: Next time, smear it underneath the handles, bro.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: A huevo lo tiene que tocar.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: A huevo, papá. You're going to have to.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: In the morning, on the way to work, running to work, bro.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: Now you got to go back, clean it, wash your hands. Oh, dog.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 4: Fuck the dog.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 3: She's going to sell that piece of shit, dog, after
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: you do that.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 4: Three little tiny dogs, bro. Shit's so annoying.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: All about the biz.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: Same team.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: Tino Santos 420. Y'all see that old grow in Lancaster?
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: For sure haunted.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, the grow?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: The abandoned fucking Chinese grow up?
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: Fool, that shit ain't haunted, fool. Those ghosts went back
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: to China.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 4: See, if you go metal detecting, you got to go
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: to like the forest or all that shit. That's where
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 4: you're going to find fucking... Or the fucking fools that
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 4: used to fight. Civil War days, all those days, they
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 4: dropped a bunch of shit, too.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: True.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: Menace the Painter, I tuned it because of three flakes.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, bro, he flaked on you, too, dog. Three Flakes.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: Flaked on us, dog.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 3: Don't forget to go leave a comment on his latest
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 3: fucking episode. Don't watch it, though. Just fucking leave a comment.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: I'm just fucking with you guys. Go check out his shit.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 2: Sebastian Andres, I just joined the live. Where is Three
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: Flakes at?
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: Flakezilla, dog. Getting his ringworm fixed. Yeah, bro.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: Sykes562, there's going to be small people wrestling here in Bako, E.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's Bakersfield. That's a mission, dog. It is Bakersfield.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 2: And they just popped out of nowhere. Okay. Fernando, no
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 2: more graveyard shifts for me. I will now be stoned
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: amongst the day walkers. First thing my co-worker told me,
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: open up your eyes, stoner.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: Same to you. That's right, homie. Congrats.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 3: Because I know getting off the fucking graveyard shift is
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 3: probably like some type of promotion.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, remember how much happier Chili got? Yeah, bro. It
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: changes you. It sucks. She stopped posting depressing stuff after
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: she started working day shifts. I've never done graveyard shift.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: I've done a night shift, but not like work. She
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: also worked at a very shitty CBS, though. Like that
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: crazy guy. Yeah, that was wild.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: When she moves out, we don't see crazy videos no more.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: I stopped following her. It's not even good, but no more.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 1: The CBS that she currently works at, based on what
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: I look at, it looks like it's in order. I
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: know where it's at, so it's nice. Drop the address.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: I know what you fuckers want. Here to get fucking
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 1: Pokemon cards. I already took them, dog. Next one.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: Commander Ranch.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 1: Hero. Hero. Hero.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: Robin the Hood 99 sends us the fucking pair.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, baby. Thank you, bro. Appreciate you.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: So, Nitty likes Mega Vergas.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 3: He's taking Mega Vergas right now.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: Said he was at a meeting for pay. And early
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: in the morning, you know that's some gay shit in Hollywood.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: Taking Vergas for pay. Yeah.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: Brian Ardon, same team, XG, you still zoning out on tinfoil?
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 3: Damn, is that boring to you? No, one time I
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: was just fucking, I just zoned out. I was supposed
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 3: to look something up, and it's not even like, they
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: don't even say, hey, Jamie. It's just all of a
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 3: sudden Sam's like, you're not looking that shit up.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, pendejo, hi. Damn. Yeah, no
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: more hash holes before tinfoil hat. I learned my lesson.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: No more hash holes before fucking, no more chiclets before
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 3: tinfoil hat.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: All you got to do is have red eyes pull
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 1: up there too. That shit does help, bro. I get
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 1: home and I'm like, no more naps, bro. No more naps. Dog,
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 1: when that fool, shout out to Red Eyes Coffee LA.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: If you guys want to stop by and try some
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 1: of his coffee, we're going to have a pop-up going
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 1: down October 11th. It is free. It is at Coreas Mariscos.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 1: Make sure you guys save the date. We're taking vendors,
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 1: but not no food vendors because obviously the deal we
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: have there is with Corea. Fire, though. Marisco on point.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: And he's going to cook up a whole bunch of
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: different stuff. However, for my people that like to show
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 1: up early for swap meet hours, like it starts at 9,
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: Red Eyes will be operating there. Full service coffee. He
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: has two machines. And we also have two homegirls that
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: do baked goods. So they have like croissants and stuff,
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: conchas and pan dulce that they make. And yeah, we're
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 1: taking different kind of vendors though. So if you're like
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: a reseller, if you make crafts, if you're an art. Chamoy,
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 1: we got chamoy, micheladas. No, that's what I'm saying. No,
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm telling them. We got micheladas, chamoy. So
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: definitely let us know, man. And come through. Oh, Bartz
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 1: is going to be there selling his Puffco core cups. Yeah,
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: you guys can bring your Puffcos, bro. You guys can
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 1: Puffco it up. Bring all your electronic fucking ways to
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: dab it and you guys can walk around and do
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: all that. But it's going to be great. There's plenty
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: of parking. I'm talking about parking for days, bro. Where
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: is it? It's right there behind the USC hospital. It's
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: like 10 minutes from my house. Honestly, it's the best
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: parking because, like, It's just free, and it's everywhere. Or
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 1: the mariscos, bro, on a Sunday morning, bro. And he's
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: making a special fucking menu, too. Yeah. He's going to
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: be making breakfast burritos, too. So trust. And you're going
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 1: to have a DJ. So make sure you guys fucking
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: pull up and shop. We're trying to do this once
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 1: a month.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 3: I can't guarantee it, but during the World Cup, he
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 3: had a bunch of TVs.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 3: So he might have, like, if you're like a football
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 3: player and you want to watch football shit, I think
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: he can have the TVs pulled up.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. You know what? We didn't consider that. But, yeah,
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell him to bust those TVs up
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: so he can just show the game. Show the game.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. A lot of people are like, oh,
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 1: the football game. You can literally pull up. And he
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: has beer on tap. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: going to be a good time. We're all going to
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: be there chilling, smoking. I'm going to get wasted. I'm
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: going to Uber there. All right. I'm going to go
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: to the game after that. There's a game? Yeah. A
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: UFC game?
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going to be out of this call. I'm
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: going to get wasted. This fool still thinks like he's
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 1: fucking 23, bro. Bro, you got gray hairs on your balls,
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: I bet, bro. You know what I mean?
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: When you shave them, you can't even see them, bro.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 3: Just shave them, bro. I'm still young down there, bro.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: I ain't no gray hairs down there, dog.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: We good. Next one, fool. I got mad when I
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: had a gray hair on my nose, fool. I was like, oh,
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 1: my God. That's why I don't be happy. You know
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: what it means? What?
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 3: It means your body is too busy... Doing other shit
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 3: than to make black hair. They're like, we got other
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: important shit, like keeping your TRT. Yeah, like, I got
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 3: other shit to worry about than making your hair dark
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 3: like I used to when you were young.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm busy.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 3: Doing other shit.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 1: Your liver is burning. Listen, bro. All I know is...
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 1: Your body's just telling you, like, I got something. My
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 1: levels are exactly where they need to be. Like, I
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: have a... Like, I do not need TRT. I have
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: a very healthy testosterone level from what I've heard. Just
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: a heads up.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: Mega Man will not be there, but Mega Putazos, this
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 3: new Rosin mean Nitty got going on.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: Mostly Xavier, not Nitty.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 3: Mega Putazos will be there, so you will get hit
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 3: by something, dog. Not by Mega Man, but we will
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 3: have this Rosin called Mega Putazos.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 1: By Nitty's body order. Ha ha ha ha! The next one.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 1: Nitty will be there cooking with his feet.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 3: Bro, you're going to make that for put deodorant on?
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. Hell yeah. I remember I told you I
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: gave him that as a Christmas gift. I told you
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: I don't want you stinking over here, dog.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 2: Next one is from Edwin Velasquez. Have a favorite discontinued
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 2: fast food item. Oh, fuck.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 1: He said my favorite or?
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 4: Discontinued item.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: Favorite discontinued. The McRib is all right. Oh, the Mac
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 1: Tonight Burger?
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: Damn, yeah.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 1: That was pretty good. Just because I used to have
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: the Hot Wheels set with the little Mac Tonight guy.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: So it's tight.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 2: The chocolate banana milkshake from Carl's Jr.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a fucking staple right there.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a while. X.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: Shit, even the $ 6 burger. I was going to say
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: the $ 6 burger.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, can we go to back?
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 3: Can I mention prices? Can it stay a $ 6 burger
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: for $ 6? No, that's what I meant with the price.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 3: Because you know that $ 6 burger ain't going to be
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 3: $ 6 right now.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, what's the Nacho Bel Grande? Oh, yeah. What about you, Chicknits?
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 4: The gordita. Damn. Okay. That's only the chalupa at Taco Bell.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know what I do miss? Cheeseburger pizza. Them
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: telling me that they have it, though.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 1: Because you can order it. You can make them do it.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: But when they had it. Cheeseburger pizza is fucking bomb.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 2: Mardi Mar. Let's go.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 1: That's right. Hell yeah. Good luck, dawg.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: Brody Live 44. We don't wake up late the same.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: What's up, fools? Hope y'all all have a good rest
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 2: of the day, fools. Hashtag same team.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 1: That's right, fool. Same team, dog.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 3: Bro, you see all that fucking politics on the fucking.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 1: YouTube yard of that?
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 1: Bro, it's fucking dog. These GameBangers are just cool. All
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 1: that shit is never going to end, fool. They're just
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 1: going to keep going.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 3: GameBangers starting podcast, and then I got beef with so-and-so,
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 3: and I'm a real sudreño, I'm a real norteño, and
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 3: you're just like, bro, what are we doing?
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 1: That's just never going to stop, bro. It's just like
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: nonstop content, bro. It's like, it's a whole different world.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 3: I see that fool that's like shadowboxing in his.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 3: Dog no mames, bro.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 1: I be watching... The Hater World fucking, well, mostly Blue
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: Devil's fucking interviews. Oh, yeah.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 1: So you know exactly what I'm talking about. What the
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 1: fuck is going on over there? All right. Next one.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 2: Tony Guillen. Same team. Kevin Butler. Number three.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: Peace.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 2: Cool emoji.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 1: Same team. Same team. Next one.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 2: Luis Diaz. I'm cleaning pools now. I found a fat
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 2: Nemo floating.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right, dog. That's what's up, dude. That's good business, bro.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 2: Next one's from Scott Green.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 1: Cleaning pools.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: Looking forward to meeting y'all at PuffCon. And that's it
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 2: for the Super Chats.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 1: That's right. That's right. PuffCon, we will be there.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 3: And if you want to meet us, too, the next week,
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 3: that Sunday, we're going to be at Coraz Market.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 1: We've been talking about it. It's going to be packed there.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 1: It's going to be a good time. Trust me. Sunday, early.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 1: Day fade. Day fade. Day fade. What is it? UPS?
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah. So... Salute to everybody. Yeah, so before we
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 1: do the raffles, I want to definitely tell you guys,
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 1: save the date, October 11th. It's going to be going
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 1: down at Corea's Mariscos. That's free. We'll also be at
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 1: PuffCon Saturday and Sunday. We're going to be filming both days.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 1: So make sure you guys come say what's up and
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: come smoke with us and just chill. I'll be there
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 1: pretty much the whole day. I'll be there from beginning
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 1: to end. If it doesn't get too hot, it's going
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 1: to be 100 degrees. So I don't know how hot
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 1: that's going to be, you know, to be determined. Chicklets,
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 1: you got shout-outs?
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 4: No, thank you for everybody in the chat, in the room.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 1: Come through if you want to play a tournament. Ray?
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 1: He's doing something. What tournaments do you do? The morning ones?
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 4: I've been doing the afternoon ones lately. So, like, today
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 4: starts at 3 o'clock, so I got to be there
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 4: by 2.30.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 1: If you're learning, tournaments are cool because that's all you lose.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 1: No, that's all you lose. That's all you lose.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 3: If you're trying to learn, if you're trying to start
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 3: to learn pro-life poker, tournaments are easy because you're not
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 3: going to win, but that's all you lose.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 1: You buy $ 100. Yeah, and that's it. You can go home.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 1: Just go home. Call it a day because at that point,
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 1: there's no reason to re-buy in. Yeah. Hit that like button. Subscribe.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 3: Someone said we missed your super chat, but we didn't.
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't. I was going to say. I literally
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 1: said Hulk Hogan. Yeah, Hulk Hogan. I'm just saying. I
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 1: have the costume and the boots and everything. Yeah, we
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 1: didn't miss it. And the wig and the mustache. I'm
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 1: going to shave my mustache and beard. So, I mean,
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 1: it's going to go back. But, yeah, anyways, let's pick
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 1: the winners before I do the shout-outs. We've got great
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 1: guests next week, too, for you guys. So just, you know, 9.30,
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 1: Tuesdays and Thursdays, baby. Third place, the Ciccoletti's care package
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 1: is going to go to All About the Biz. It's
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 1: going to be All About the Hash Hole. Congratulations to him.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 1: All right, Claire. Congratulations, dog. Long time listener, homie. You've
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 1: always been in the chat room. Now you get to
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 1: enjoy a chicoletti and get a couple of goodies. Save
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 1: it for when we go live. Yeah, dog. Yeah, smoke
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 1: with us. That way we're smoking on the same team.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 1: Drink coffee and fucking have three of them. I'm going
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 1: to add you one more. I'm going to add this
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 1: last one, MK Cush, just because I saw it right now.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 1: And he said $ 2, seven grammar. Let's fucking go. All right.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: So let me add you in here. Get you one
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 1: last chance. So we do second place. No chance. All right,
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 1: second place. This is for the seven, the hot seven, dog.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 1: That's because I had to do 21s today. It's just so...
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 1: The Hot 7 is going to go to Mama Browsy, dog.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: She broke her curse, dog. She hadn't been winning for
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 1: a while. She had not won in a while, dog.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 1: She had not won in a while. Yeah, dog. She's
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 1: going to come pick it up. She was like, Hadar
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 1: left me something. Yeah, I know.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 3: That's what I said. She already has a Hadar waiting
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 3: for her here. So now with this, she's on the
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 3: way right now.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: I was about to smoke your Hadar, dog. All right.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 1: Next. Browsy, you should sell your fucking cakes at the event, too. Yeah,
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 1: pull up. Yeah. Go try them. Pull up. Or just
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 1: make some. Yeah, just make some, dude. All right.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: Next.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 1: The first place, which is the half zipper, is going
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 1: to be going to. Damn, fools are all anxious right now.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 1: They're like, por favor. Por favor. Oh, shit. Let's go, baby. Dr.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 1: Hangover Gilbert Partida. That's right, homie. Well deserved. Palmariscos too, dog.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 1: When you got to pick it up, though, you got
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 1: to pull up with the cooler, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, if you got to pick up your prize, though,
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 1: te vas a quedar. I was like, because I want
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 1: some mariscos, dog. It's always good. Hey, man, we got
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 1: three new winners today. That's right. That's right. See, look,
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 1: three new chances, three new winners. That's three people that
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 1: can literally be like, hey, bro, I watch this other podcast.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 1: You know, but they're going to be like, I watch
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 1: We Don't Smoke the Same. And I got a fucking
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 1: half zip. I got a chiclete. I got a fucking
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 1: seven grammer bag of Hadar. Hey, man, it's the podcast
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 1: that gives back. So salute to everybody that is tuning in. Dr.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 1: Green Thumb Show is going to be going on from
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 1: 1 to 3. I will not be on it today.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 1: Make sure you guys go to flavorsbyizone.com. I added six
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 1: new items on there. I added two new rings, all
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 1: all between 36 to uh 40 grams of troy silver
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 1: uh these are all handcrafted rings that i've designed and
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 1: gotten some of my own you know i mean stuff
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 1: that i like so make sure you guys get those
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 1: thank you the person who bought the high and hungry
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 1: one uh the first one there's two other ones that
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 1: are different ones uh that have been added on there
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 1: as well There's some collectibles that I've added on there
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 1: as well. So make sure you guys look out for that.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 1: A couple of shirts that are dead stock as well. What? Cigarettes?
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Not the orange color. Is
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 1: that orange or red? I'm colorblind. You're colorblind. That's red.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 1: Not for Halloween. Yeah. So make sure you guys go
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 1: to the website. And if you haven't shopped the website,
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 1: use code word BeRealTV for checkout. Save yourself some money.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 1: I will be posting up two whatnots today so we
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 1: can do them next week because I have the time
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 1: to upload all the stuff. And with that being said,
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: save the date, October 11th. See you guys at PuffCon
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 1: and Comic-Con. Comic-Con at the end of the month. I
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 1: will be there at Tommy's booth. I will be there.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 1: I have a little spot there. I will have a
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 1: clothes rack. Everything's going to be dope. A lot of
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 1: the comic designs, a lot of dope stuff, especially I
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 1: plan to do very well that weekend. So make sure
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 1: you guys pull up if you're going to Comic-Con. I'll
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 1: hook you guys up, especially if you watch the show
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 1: and say, same to you. with that being said we'll
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 1: see you guys on Tuesday have a great and safe
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 1: weekend