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FULL SHOW: Is Jase Punching? · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold cheers two from bringing back
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  Speaker 1: to Laughs and.
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  Speaker 2: The world gone man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, it's time to emphasise this is the biggest, biggest,
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  Speaker 1: The Feast is the biggest, biggest, big show with Jason Howiz,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Minoue and.
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  Speaker 3: Kidd you mad Bars. It's great to have your company.
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  Speaker 3: This moody Wednesday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show
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  Speaker 3: brought to you by two We tweet tweet. I'll tell
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  Speaker 3: you what We've had a lot of people seeing through
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  Speaker 3: their twoy billboard ideas absolute.
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  Speaker 4: Doozy is the pure filth in there as well.
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  Speaker 3: Of course he's always filth from our listeners on three
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  Speaker 3: four A three. But we've passed them straight onto management.
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  Speaker 3: And I can tell you the Toy management this.
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  Speaker 4: Who to he management? Who from toy management essentially, mate,
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  Speaker 4: you've been seeing them up the line to me, oh mogi,
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  Speaker 4: oh yeah, but I also know to the guy Andy
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  Speaker 4: who yeah, and neck, what about Susan? You got no
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  Speaker 4: woman working it till he come on, Jason, better than that.
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  Speaker 3: Not Susan. Susannah. Yeah, yeah, she's lovely, right, she's lovely.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of which, kidding, Maggie, how you going you're absolute
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  Speaker 3: seeing a stallion loving the T shirt.
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  Speaker 4: Mate, going pretty ground to your mad dog. You're a
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  Speaker 4: six son of a million that.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I I was over at the kitchen just earlier on
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  Speaker 4: and you won't know this, Kezy, but I was over there.
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  Speaker 4: I was getting myself a drink of water and I
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  Speaker 4: thought to myself, something's not right here. And I turn
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  Speaker 4: around and there is old Hoidy j in the corner
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  Speaker 4: of the office and he's untressing me with his eyes.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, I did that every day though.
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  Speaker 4: Was he doing the hand just and he was like
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  Speaker 4: doing the buttons on my on my jeans and then
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  Speaker 4: the zip down, and then he grabbed the side of
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  Speaker 4: my jeans and pulled them down to the floor. And
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  Speaker 4: I just thought, how good is this?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I reckon, man, I reckon, get a kesy your
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  Speaker 3: mad bars and I'll tell you what You've been looking
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  Speaker 3: sensational of late. And but I've got to be honest
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  Speaker 3: with you today. You're looking a little drowsy. You're looking
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  Speaker 3: a little bit drowsy.
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  Speaker 2: Not drowsy, you're looking a.
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  Speaker 3: Little bit smudged. Can I put it that way? Smudge?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Yeah, that's a good way
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  Speaker 4: to put.
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  Speaker 3: It, just slightly out of focus.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's your eyes right here.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe my milky white eyeballs.
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  Speaker 2: I'm feeling good though, Jason. Actually I'm wearing a jacket today.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't worn ages, and a few people have complimented
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  Speaker 2: me on it, so I'm quite happy they've complimented me
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  Speaker 2: on it.
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  Speaker 3: I warned the audience it's going to be one of
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  Speaker 3: those days today and three of us are bugger and
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  Speaker 3: it's going to be a shambles.
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  Speaker 4: Just tuned. Yes, nice ship, brother, Yeah, thanks man?
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  Speaker 2: What is it like a generic button up?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just your sort of plan, Yeah, flannel sort
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  Speaker 3: of ship.
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  Speaker 2: You're undershit. It's really naked. It's got heaps of holes
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  Speaker 2: in it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was It's called I'll Open Myself Up.
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  Speaker 3: There's It was a show I was in many years ago.
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  Speaker 3: I can't even remember what it was about, to be honest.
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  Speaker 4: You're working for you man, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, And the way your skin poked through the little
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  Speaker 2: holes and the shit.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, my skin tag's fallen off, so that's good news. Listen,
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  Speaker 3: let's regather ourselves, listen to some tunes and get into
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  Speaker 3: some chat. Hey. In the meantime, here's Jed the.
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  Speaker 1: Who Lucky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keizyes.
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  Speaker 3: Indeed, Queens of the Stone Age here on the radio
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  Speaker 3: ho Donkey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is
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  Speaker 3: thirteen minutes past four and all as well. And I
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  Speaker 3: listened coming up on the show. By the way, I
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  Speaker 3: should have mentioned this at the top. Mogie's going to
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  Speaker 3: give us an update on his shoelace.
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  Speaker 4: Chat the financial report.
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  Speaker 3: The financial report, we asked the question, are you punching
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  Speaker 3: when it comes to your partner? Yeah, and just to
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  Speaker 3: clarify that, it means punching above your waists. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: we don't get into any dangerous territory here.
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  Speaker 4: Good stuff. Hey, fellas, I was reading the news today.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and there's a story in there about this.
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  Speaker 4: There's a mere that's recently been sworn in, won the
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  Speaker 4: popular vote, got sworn and this is over a Mexican
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  Speaker 4: when's the popular vote? Get sworn and starts work on
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  Speaker 4: your Monday there and then on Thursday got beheaded. And wow,
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  Speaker 4: it's sort of got me thinking, what's the worst job
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  Speaker 4: you've ever had?
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  Speaker 2: Beheaded? Was it like by again or what was the deal?
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  Speaker 4: Detail. What's the worst job you've everhead?
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  Speaker 1: Ja?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, look that's ready. So I've had some shockers. I
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  Speaker 3: made orthopedic pads for a while, which involved burning rubber.
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  Speaker 4: Did you make Kesy's shoes?
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  Speaker 3: I may have made his shoes actually, But seriously, the
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  Speaker 3: worst job I ever had was stopped taking in this
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  Speaker 3: massive business that shall remain nameless. And literally my job
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  Speaker 3: was to count ball bearings and screws and nails, and
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  Speaker 3: there were we're we're to oh yeah, nuts, we're talking
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  Speaker 3: big boxes of the bastards. And I literally and I
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  Speaker 3: look back and up now and I think to myself, actually,
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  Speaker 3: was this person taking the pess because it was ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it'd be like four thousand bull bearings.
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  Speaker 4: On the dot. I think that's unlikely. I think you've
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  Speaker 4: just made that number up.
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  Speaker 3: Well you know what I mean. And actually, I'll be
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  Speaker 3: honest with you. I got to the point where I
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  Speaker 3: did start making it out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I just started guessimating and going.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, just let's just say five.
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  Speaker 5: Two.
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  Speaker 3: How old were you when this was going about thirteen?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, my worst of a job. And
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  Speaker 2: to be honest, I haven't had super terrible jobs and
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  Speaker 2: very lucky. It was probably my first ever job I
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  Speaker 2: worked in. I was fifteen and I worked in the
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  Speaker 2: footwear department and Rebel Sport. Oh yeah, and I had
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  Speaker 2: no footwear training. I had no idea were you supposed
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  Speaker 2: to do? Its like a two day course thing to
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  Speaker 2: learn how to recommend shoes to people, right, But I
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  Speaker 2: was like, nah, boring, and so literally I was there.
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  Speaker 4: It was an optional two day course. It was wow,
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  Speaker 4: which is really stupid. So and all I was doing
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  Speaker 4: was the thumb thing. You put your foot right back
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  Speaker 4: in the shoe and I'm on my thumb, I'm on
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  Speaker 4: the on the toe there, that's right. But apparently that's
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  Speaker 4: just for growing children. I did that to everyone that
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  Speaker 4: came in and just recommended the most expensive shoes. Was
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  Speaker 4: that only for growing children?
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  Speaker 3: Apparently you used your thumb on them on the shoes.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you put the heel back, don't get your
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  Speaker 2: hell back in the shoe, and you make sure there's
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  Speaker 2: a thumbs worth a space is what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe no one ever did that when I was
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  Speaker 3: buying shoes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh they always did that. Yeah, you always, Yeah, your
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  Speaker 4: little tested there. Maybe I'm pretty sure it's for growing children.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I'm making that up three for you the course,
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  Speaker 4: So what do you know you, I have no idea.
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  Speaker 4: That lasted six months? Oh my god, seriously.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah six months and it was like I was just
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  Speaker 2: like by the end of my I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: work either, I'll just stay at my parents' house forever.
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  Speaker 2: Or do radio?
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  Speaker 3: What about you, Margie?
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  Speaker 4: Probably this or I also did. I did furniture removal
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  Speaker 4: over in Australia in my mid twenties. Yes, for four
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  Speaker 4: years far out. You got that bloody build though, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: got the sweet back that I'm rocking where it's really sore.
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  Speaker 2: Four years, five days a week, for six days a week,
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  Speaker 2: six days a week, four years, four.
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  Speaker 4: Years, absolutely absolute insanity. Yeah right, yeah, but I was
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  Speaker 4: steamed most of the time. So time just flies when
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  Speaker 4: you're frankly irresponsibly steamed. Yeah, not anymore though, not now now?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah for sure. Oh that's interesting. How should we put
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  Speaker 3: it out there to the audience for eight three? What's
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  Speaker 3: the worst job you've ever had? Three? Four?
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  Speaker 4: Eight three?
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  Speaker 2: Send it on three? You can yourself Beker's wealth, God.
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  Speaker 3: Can I can? I ask Eesy just to clarify, here
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  Speaker 3: is this vanilla Radio.
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  Speaker 2: No it's not. It's not vanilla enough.
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  Speaker 3: It's you sure.
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  Speaker 4: No, Yeah, well I think the way that we kicked
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  Speaker 4: it off okay, yeah, I took the vanilla out of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but I'll let you know Jason and Keysy's stuff about
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  Speaker 4: thumbing with the kids.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I wasn't thumbing with kids.
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  Speaker 4: I was how us your fum on them? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I was thumbing kids.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just leave it out there like that and then
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  Speaker 2: go to a Bruce Springsteen song. Yeah, that's a great idea.
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  Speaker 3: feel like hum day, to be fair.
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  Speaker 4: What it feels like a Monday?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like Monday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Monday about six months ago.
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  Speaker 3: The time is four twenty five. Now we're talking the
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  Speaker 3: worst jobs you've ever had. Yeah, we've mentioned Ow's and
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  Speaker 3: as you can imagine, Keezy, the texts have been pouring in.
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  Speaker 4: On three four o three.
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  Speaker 2: As I can imagine, Jason, you imagine that and of course,
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  Speaker 2: every text and the drawer for a toy prize pack.
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  Speaker 2: Just to update, Jason, you were counting bull or bearings
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  Speaker 2: doing a stock take when you were thirteen. Mine was
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  Speaker 2: working in footwear at Rebels Sport and Mike was lifting
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  Speaker 2: furniture for four years in Aussie.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably the due that made that so bad.
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  Speaker 4: I've got another one which we'll get to soon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Cool, So heap six coming through three four eight three.
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  Speaker 2: Worst job. I was an escort for a night. Turns
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  Speaker 2: out I was rubbish.
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  Speaker 3: Were you?
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  Speaker 2: There's a text mic on three four eight three from
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  Speaker 2: someone who lasted one night, and then obviously it'd be.
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  Speaker 4: An interesting thing to find out because in your mind
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  Speaker 4: you'd be thinking to yourself, well, how hard can it be?
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  Speaker 4: And then you find out and if it's not very well,
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  Speaker 4: exactly get fired.
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  Speaker 3: I nearly pulled the trigger there, and I'm glad I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Good lads, I used to work on an orchard picking
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  Speaker 2: birds out of nets and they weren't always dead.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. Actually, to be fair, I've done a bit of
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  Speaker 3: orchard work too, done it and your part neck of
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  Speaker 3: the woods, they're keasy kiwi fruit pruning and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: And planting little It was berendous. I did some of
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  Speaker 4: that in North Queensland. Mango picking right, and they give
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  Speaker 4: you the special the special special clippers things which are
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  Speaker 4: sort of like five or six feet long, so you
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  Speaker 4: can get into the top of the branch and when
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  Speaker 4: it's to cut it off at the stem. But you
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  Speaker 4: have to cut it in a certain way because the
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  Speaker 4: the sap is a civic and if you get that
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  Speaker 4: onto the mangoes then they just go straight in the bin.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 4: And I got there right at the end where there
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  Speaker 4: was no mangoes left. I worked all day long, made
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  Speaker 4: twenty dollars for the day. Because there's no mangoes left.
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  Speaker 4: At the end of the day, they fired everyone. It
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  Speaker 4: was a ripper.
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  Speaker 3: Excellent.
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  Speaker 4: Actually that was a shitter of a job too.
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  Speaker 2: What about this one here just from Jordan. I worked
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  Speaker 2: as a shit steer for two weeks in college, driving
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  Speaker 2: a little motor boat around sewage treatment ponds because the
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  Speaker 2: pump was broken.
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  Speaker 4: That can't be real. Yeah, that'll be real. Yeah, used
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  Speaker 4: to do something with that, Jason.
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  Speaker 3: Smells fine to me. Yeah, yeah, I was a log breaker.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's right. The two stirring plant.
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  Speaker 4: Where is that. What plant was that, I think? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: they have one out there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In my early twenties, I sold funeral plans as a tallymarketer.
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  Speaker 4: Funeral plans.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: That is so depressing.
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  Speaker 3: And I've done that as well. I've done telemarketing, and
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  Speaker 3: I've got to be honestly, I hated it so much and.
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  Speaker 4: I literally just made them up. What do you mean
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  Speaker 4: you made them up?
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  Speaker 3: You pretend I'd be pretending to talk to someone and
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  Speaker 3: I just feel these things out as it was on
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  Speaker 3: the end of the one on the end of the line.
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  Speaker 2: So you made up doing that, and then you made
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  Speaker 2: up how many ball bearings and stuff there were.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much.
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  Speaker 4: And then you make up everything you say on this show.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm keeping it regular.
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  Speaker 2: You know, there isn't a chain keep the ticks coming through.
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  Speaker 2: On three four eight three, someone here was specializing in
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  Speaker 2: animal husbandry for pigs.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's fine, isn't it. It takes a strong risk.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it certainly does. Scrubbing urinals and cleaning out sanitary bins. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: look it's I had a twelve hour shift making sure
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  Speaker 2: bread buns were separated on a conveyor belt. You two apart. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: easy there, So keep those ticks coming on three tree
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  Speaker 2: and we might dish out some toy price packs.
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  Speaker 3: I quite like that.
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  Speaker 4: But think about all of those is not only are
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  Speaker 4: they terrible jobs, that'd also be horrendously paid, yes, which
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  Speaker 4: is such a terrible mix. What should be the other
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  Speaker 4: way around, which is.
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  Speaker 3: Always that combination? Isn't it terrible jobs? Crap pay?
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  Speaker 2: That's right? So good Jason three four eight three senor
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  Speaker 2: text throw and you can want a toy prize pack.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy
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  Speaker 1: Green Day.
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  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: The time is four thirty eight. You know, fellows, do
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  Speaker 3: you been thinking to myself? We're in spring and you
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  Speaker 3: see all this new life blooming flowers opening up in the.
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  Speaker 4: Sun and it's blooming, it's blooming. Literally.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I shouldn't have said flowers.
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  Speaker 2: See plants bigger and expand.
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  Speaker 3: Birds tweeting in the trees.
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  Speaker 4: They do that sort of the year round.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not at my place. They don't.
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  Speaker 2: Flying animals making noises in the bush.
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  Speaker 3: Now can we concentrate please? But it makes me think,
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  Speaker 3: you know, with all this new life from the blooming vegetation.
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  Speaker 3: What a great time it would be to try something different,
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: making you stand in your relationship. Maybe you've been with
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  Speaker 3: someone for like myself. I was with my wife for
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  Speaker 3: fourteen years before I thought to myself, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I think she deserves Hoidy j full time.
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  Speaker 4: Did you make an honest woman out of her? Man?
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  Speaker 3: I think she's got more dishonest since we got married. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but you know that's that's power of the course.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And with that in mind, our mates a diamonds on Richmond. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: given us for free. It didn't cost us. See, it
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  Speaker 3: didn't cost us a SAE. It a ten thousand dollar
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  Speaker 3: engagement ring.
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  Speaker 4: To give away, valued independently privately at one million billion dollars.
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  Speaker 4: So who wow?
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  Speaker 2: Because you said that, Yes, who actually valued it? Which company?
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  Speaker 4: Which? Which company? Wasn't a company? Oh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 4: I got made of mind to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Steve to Steve do it for a living.
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  Speaker 3: He has.
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  Speaker 4: He's certainly seen his fear share of diamond rings come
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  Speaker 4: across his desk. Put it that way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you look at it and probably valued it too.
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  Speaker 3: I used to run a pawn shop.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, they have given us a ten thousand dollars engagement ring.
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  Speaker 2: Old diamonds are Richmond so good and we want to
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  Speaker 2: give it to you if you'd like to win at
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  Speaker 2: Hodak you dot co dot z into the drawer there,
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  Speaker 2: and then you just got to tell us a wee
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  Speaker 2: bit about how you'd like to propose to your other half.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking about this bloody nosey, isn't it. It's
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  Speaker 4: not about business.
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  Speaker 6: Well, we changed that rule.
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  Speaker 2: But we're giving him around a ten thousand dollars, right,
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  Speaker 2: I know, But you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, so it's private how you're going to propose.
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  Speaker 3: That's sort of and also you know the opportunity of
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  Speaker 3: having our input.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yes, that's forgot to be but a million in itself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's right.
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  Speaker 2: So give me away a two million dollar price. That's huge.
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  Speaker 2: Diamonds on Richmond. You guys really lucked out. What about
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  Speaker 2: this one. I'd have the bonfire, goes from Anonymous. I'd
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  Speaker 2: have the bonfire going at home looking out over the
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  Speaker 2: great city of Napier in the ocean.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't pretend to fall off the hill, Napier Hill,
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  Speaker 4: that's nice at the hospital hill and.
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  Speaker 2: Then pop up on one knee and then all the
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: flowers would jump out of a bush. So she goes
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: from thinking this person has potentially dyed yes to be
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: cool the state of shock Jason, Mike.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: And easier here.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's great.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Great, that's good that I'm not sure of the relevance
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: of the bonfire there.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: And the Yeah, but having said that, I'm I'm always
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: fond of the bonfire.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: About you fellows, Yeah, absolutely.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: You can equally say we'll be up there and I've
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: got my water slide going.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Where you could.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: You know what about this one? This is from Anonymous,
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: and this one is kind of the polar opposite. I
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: do it at my hometown beach and the Cormandel. The
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: lads can help me with the ring, but otherwise stay
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: out of it.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: That's actually top three for that. That's good.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Give me the ring and didn't just leave you.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: He gives me the vibe. He's ready, Mogi.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Exactly right, the bagger and things up.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's this one, final one right for diamonds on Richmond.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: I met my lovely partner Anonymous four years ago at
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: the Village Bar and Patsu Mahoy. It holds a special
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: place in our hearts. Would love to propose to her. There,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: My idea is to go for a dinner on an
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: ordinary day when all the locals are there. At a
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: certain time, all the locals go outside, leaving us alone
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: in the bar. I get down on one knee and propose.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Hopefully she says yes, and then our band, which features
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Hoidy j on sex, Keezy on the drums and Moggi
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: on vocals, comes out and serenades us with bon Jovi's
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: bit of Roses.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, she's my favorite song. Of course it is,
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: And then we drink responsibly and durry up a storm
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: with the locals and our special band. Mean you hit
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: the Pokeys and.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: That's from anonymous? Yeah, sure, man, that sounds great. Good
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: sick So Hadaki dot co dot z. Get yourself from
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: the drawer there. If you want to win that ten
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: K Diamonds on Richmond engagement ring, and if you hit
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: along Diamonds on Richmond before October twenty fifth and use
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: the secret code mawhaf say it to them, they will
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: pay the GST for you, which is like buying it
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Judy three, which is a hell of a saving, a
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: huge saving, very good. What bait buy in. He's right
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I say baying.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: The hold aching Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hod Iked.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Welcome back your massive bank bones hope. Are you getting
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: through your hump day? Tickety boo? You're listening to the
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Big Show brought to you by Twoey. We have we
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: hit on about the toy billboards today, easy on three
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: four eight three.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Next year is our year.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah right now, there's a good one here.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: One.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: There's heaps of ticks coming in about the toy billboards.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, I just came up with that one.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Just think it's cool, man. Yeah, I'm going to fly
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: that one up the flagpole to management. Yeah, good job,
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: bout the chain. It's going to get billboard Jose.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: It was how amazing would that be an idea that
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: you've come up with on a massive billboard and.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: You get paid check for it? Nothing, but you might
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: get a toy. Maybe maybe we'll go.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. My warrior is that we ask people for it
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: every day.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because three times a day, well people forget about it, Ezy.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: That's what you're forgetting, is they forget about you know?
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Oh that's right. I was going to come up with
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: that toy billboard.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: I had some time to decide to come up with
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: an idea.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: The one thing I know about our listeners without doubt
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: is they're very clever. I mean, look at that good
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: bars and Rory and the stuff he says, and that's right.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: I mean of our show is based on what Rory texts.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: It's only in the breaks. We haven't actually even mentioned
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: them on air. But since jokes through, we're going to
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: do a Rory special Rory just so you know, it's
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: going to be fifty thousand hours long.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Some coming through right now. Jason's Pugia is cool. Yeah, right,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Remember you're going to buy a Pusia about a year ago.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: I was so close to so close.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Keezy's eyes are to the front year.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Right, that's true. Read that top one man.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: No, I'm more good man. And of course you're just
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: going to make sure that you know that they can
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: be read on air or put on the billboard.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Some of the film that gets through is just out
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: of this world. We've got one here about the navy boat.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: It would never get read in a million years. Yeah,
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: we definitely wouldn't. By the way, the reason we bringing
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: this up is because two he has brought back the
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: legendary year right campaign. Have a lookout there and if
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: you see one, you know, read it because we can
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: all use a bit.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Of a laugh, hey fellers, right, yeah, totally do you
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: sleeping to sit in the stink of that?
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Please now listen.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Times are tough, ake easy. Yeah, we could all do
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: with the laugh man, Yeah, totally totally moogie and with
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: your handy.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Now listen, coming up, I need to ask you guys
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: a question. All right, are you ready?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to do it.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to do it now. I'll ask after
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: these next nice tea right, starting off with the food Fighters.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: That's the Chune is it?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Kisy Red Hot. Chili Pepper's there on the radio. Hold
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm kind of over them, to be honest.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: I know I shouldn't say that because we just played them,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: but I've been listening to them for fifteen years and
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: I'm over it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Well, Steve, what's being honest? Stevie Wonder thought they're pretty good.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: He covered that song?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Oh did he cover them?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the Chili Peppers wrote higher Ground and then
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Steve one was like, that is mean man far out
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: gives a boon on that gives a hoon on that.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Hey, speaking of which is said the front Keezy, there
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: was an absolute shocker, Jace. Now listen, I wanted to
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: ask you guys a question, and it's to do with
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: your partners. And you both have lovely wives, as do I,
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: and I wonder if you guys have been told on
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: occasions or more than one occasion, geez Mogie, you're punching
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: mate right in reference to your partner, or geez Keezy,
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: your punching mate in reference to your partner. And just
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: to clarify, I know ninety nine percent of the audience
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: out there will know what I'm talking about, but maybe
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: one percent don't know what I mean by punching. Obviously,
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: the idea is you're punching above your weight, and the
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: insinuation is you're a hideous beast and your partner is
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: an attractive human being. Because I'll be honest with you,
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: that's happened to me many times, definitely in my life.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: You know, because I look at you, Mog and you're
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: an absolute stallion of a man, and you know how
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: I feel about your looks and stuff. I find it distracting,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: So maybe it's not the case for you. And I mean, Keysy,
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: you've got a kind of.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, Kesy, I mean you're sort of Yeah, you've.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Got a how can I like a goofy charm? Yeah,
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: you know, so maybe it's not not ever happened to you.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Well, no, it certainly has happened, you know, because every relationship,
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: there's always one person is bound to be punching, regardless
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: you're ever going to be the same. Sure, you know
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: what I mean.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: And of course everyone I think you should think that
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: you are punching, you know, right, So I think that
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I am punching.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, I most certainly know I am.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I mean this is a thing. Joe's like,
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: you're saying that I'm you know, a dinosa and all
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: those sorts of things. My wife is, you know, probably
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: the most wonderful human being on the face of the earth,
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: but in the looks department, she's rugged. You know, we're
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: sort of talking to two to two and a half.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: And that was deliberate on my part outside of the
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: fact that I fell in love with you. But I
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: don't need the spotlight shifting away from old MORGI.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: That's why I brought it up, man, That's why I
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: brought yeah, yeah, yeah, because I wanted to ask about
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: that well. And the reason that I bring it up
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: is because I had a random memory today and it
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: was something that affected me back back in the day,
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: and I've obviously never forgotten about it. And this is
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: a totally true story. I was at a party, right.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: And this was that doesn't sound right.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: No, this is many years ago when I sort of
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: went to party, you know what I mean, Um, and
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I was talking to this feller and he said, oh,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I know your wife. Your wife is blah blah blah.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: And I went, yeah, that's right, and he said ah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: and he sort of gave me a quizzical look and
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: he went, and you're her husband, and I went, yeah,
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: that's right. And he looked at me and he said,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I thought you'd be much better looking.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: And the thing that.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Struck me about it was it wasn't said in jest.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: He was genuinely surprised.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: He was genuinely surprised that I was such a hideous
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: beast and that this very attractive, beautiful, wonderful human being
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: deemed to sort of spend even time with me or
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: be near me, and I've never forgotten that, and no
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: should you, But I.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Mean make you feel better.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, the guy knows the stuff. I'm obviously not
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: a complete beast.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: The guy, the guy had eyes, you know what I mean?
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think he might have been pretty steamed
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: or something. And still normally you get steamed and people
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: look better and still.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Good point.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: And kisy Tom Pitty and the heartbreak is there on
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. There's Wednesday afternoon. The time
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: is five twenty three.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Hey, Feil's a text here on three four eight three.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Just want to double check. Did I hear correctly? You
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: said the Chili Peppers wrote higher Ground and correct guys,
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: I think it was the other way around.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Do your research. It's all also yeah, yeah, because Stevie
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Wonder definitely cover them, Hey fellers.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: It was announced today Laneways the lineup for twenty twenty five,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: and it is an alternative and indie music festival. It's
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: been around for a few years and it's aimed at
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: people sort of you know, late yeah, nah, late teens,
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: early twenties. You know pop club, all the sort.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Of sties late twenties.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Well, that's that was the bracket we were looking at
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: when we started it up.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so we turned this into a jay stunt
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Laneway's yata Okay, we'll go yeah that's that. But anyway, yeah, bracket.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: So I thought what i'd do as I'll read you
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: out the artists that are going to be there. Some
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: of these artists, however, are ones that Pugs and I
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: have made up. You just have to tell me and
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: you guys can agree on it and lock it with it.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: You think it's made up or real? Yeah, all right,
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: here we go. First one bbadooby bbadooby, bbadooby. I think
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: I think we had a yan about that. Yes, I
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: think that one's.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Real bbadooby correct, real person correct it Coming to Laneway's
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: this is exciting, all right. I saw a photo of
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: her yesterday that so we brought that up. I was
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: having under pop. She was on the darts Jase.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Darts.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bbadooby, that's correct. Handy hamdy hamdy.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: It feels like a no, no real person MD. Can
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: you spell that for me? H A M D I
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: M D Yeah, stupid? Do you know, do you know
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: do you know Hamdy?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know any of these artists, all right, Tash Marbles.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Oh no, that's not true. We've got to Sultana, but
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: I've never of Jase.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Tash Marbles.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Corrects.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's made up one A.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Beam flicker beam No, a m well flicker, that's actually
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: what they call themselves. It's disgraceful. I'm going to go no, no,
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: you are correct. That is not a real band, thank you.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Disgusting, Julie, Julie.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: That feels feels like a real human, just Julie, yet
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: were killing that's a real person. Keith, I'm gonna say, yes,
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: you know a little bit of already there. I'll call
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: myself Keith. Yeah, No, that's all right. It's it's not
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: a real person. It's not a real I'm sure there
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: is a real Keith out there. It's not a real band.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: It's not a real band or artists. Okay, that's good, Jason,
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: thanks mate, Okay, the front Magie, they're good.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Pard he's a Stellian, isn't he?
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Dan Glie Balls, Let's be seriously key, he's a really
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: talented Glee Balls is made up person?
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Pugs again, pure filth.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ahead to be pegs al Remy Wolf.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah that sounds real.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Remy Wolf correct cool real artists.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Can I just say you've done some poor work on
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: the fake being names.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about, Grogan, Josh.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Real, Hohodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: And Kesey Matellica there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: this Wednesday afternoon. The time is five thirty seven. I
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: believe there's a text you want to read out there,
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Keezy on three four eight three.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: It's just another update from this person who's arguing with
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Mogi about who originally wrote Higher Ground, whether it was
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Stevie Wonder or the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Of course,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: we all know that the Chilis wrote it and then
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Stevie Wonder covered it. They've just gone did the research.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Stevie Wonder composition nineteen seventy three album Inner Visions, So
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know where they're getting that from.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Well, that's it is, its nineteen seventy three album in
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: a Visions. But on the Red Hot Chili Peppers their
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: vision of it came out in nineteen sixty three.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, okay, Hey, the Black Clash Fowlers. Yes, it
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: is back next year the eighteenth of January, which is
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: a set day and it's backed out in christ Church,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: which is bloody exciting too.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Went off last time, didn't know how good It always
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: goes off, Kezy.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: It always goes off.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: It always does. The best part of it is getting
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: an uber home at the end day when there's just
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: thousands of people there and you have to go for
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: a big bit of a wonder. It is great.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: I don't mind that actually waiting for another because they
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: have a couple of daries. Yeah, I did the commentary
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: on that with a black Cave, but you used to
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: because that's massively popular. I think it's their biggest betting
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: show of the year.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: You're absolutely right.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: And that's why they've decided to just like really zero
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: in on who's doing what and make the right calls
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: around who's presenting it, et cetera.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: It's actually started going off because we've got of course,
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: there's the there's the Spars Kezars and ever since Kezy
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: and I we spend a bit of time and that
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: in the last year, didn't we mate well this year
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: as it was and the hot Spring spars there, just
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: on the sideline inside the boundary. And honestly, the ratings
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: that year absolutely gone through the roof because everybody turned
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: in to see Kezy has burnt meat.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: So I just.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Supported you on that, yeah, And they got to the
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be a burn about
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Jason's commentary, and it was about my burnt meat petties.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Which, to be honest with you, man, I don't mind them.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: You don't mind them.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: But one of the things what I like watching, because
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: it was a bloody, sunny, bastard of a day, there
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: was Keasy putting sun tan lotion all over his chest
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: and all over his burnt meat petty nipples. It was
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: like he was putting mayonnaise on them.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: It's like I was making a little burger hoidj It
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: was actually banana boat lotion that was putting on them.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Right, didn't you cut your finger on a beer can?
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: That night?
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: I cut my finger on a beer can. Had to
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: go to the A and E or something, and then
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: they started they were like, oh, we'll fix that straight away.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: But I was shirtless, and they actually thought I was
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: going because I had burnt meat patties, and they were
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: like we'll get those sorts and no, no, no, no, no,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: it's my finger. Hey, so have you heard Chris Gale's coming?
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: They tell you, did they tell you to go and
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: get them look bad.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: I actually got everybody at the hospital to come and
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  Speaker 2: every day drum, everyday meals and to healthier versions without
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  Speaker 2: noticing a difference. So we've been going through this. Last night,
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  Speaker 2: for example, we had a healthy pasta, a pasta bake
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  Speaker 2: sort of cabinari thing.
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  Speaker 4: Is that not healthy? I mean it's yummy and there's
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  Speaker 4: carbs and all sorts of stuff in there.
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  Speaker 2: But she's like, no, this, we should try this because
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  Speaker 2: and I have to admit I didn't. It was delicious,
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  Speaker 2: So I just got into text me through some of
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  Speaker 2: the ingredients. So instead of true keasy, Yeah, genuinely, it
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  Speaker 2: Look just what I say off here. Yeah, supporting extent. Ok,
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  Speaker 2: thanks Jace, thank you. So the pasta was a Carbinara version,
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  Speaker 2: so instantly I was like, hell, yeah, I love carbon
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  Speaker 2: except for instead of cream, you get avocado and some
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  Speaker 2: water and it bulits it up and that gives it
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  Speaker 2: the creamy texture, which is delicious. Yeah, and it works
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  Speaker 2: really well. Instead of traditional pieces of pasta, it was
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  Speaker 2: rice noodles, thick rice. Yeah, so that's great. Wilton spinach
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  Speaker 2: all through it because it's wilted and in there. By
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  Speaker 2: lemon rind in there. Pepper, so it's good pepper or
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  Speaker 2: just crack or white pepper powder, cracked pepper.
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  Speaker 4: Cracker. That's right. I did.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: And then instead of cheese, grated tofu but like vintage
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: sort of age, and it's got a wee bit of
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: a kick to it.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: And they're like a kind of kim chi sort of
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: a rotten is a fermented, but a sort of rotten.
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  Speaker 3: It's like cheese, right, you know.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: I would recommend keezy And look, don't get me wrong, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: grated tofu is a great replacement for cheese. But they
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  Speaker 4: also have just a fake cheese that you can use,
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  Speaker 4: which is really good as well. And it's well, look
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: it looks it's yellow like a normal cheese. It's got
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: a cheesy sort of a texture. It doesn't melt exactly
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: the same, but it's very close. It's just sort of
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: made up of god knows what chemicals, right, but you
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: would never tell the difference. Okay, well, I'll let my
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: wife know. It's pretty strong. Ties to both cancer and Alzheimer's, right,
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: but I mean I could barely tell the difference.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great. Okay, Yeah, so that was honestly she
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  Speaker 2: was telling me through it and I was like, oh,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: it doesn't sound very good.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: And then I ate it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I was like, wow, this is delicious.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Yes, And she's like you like that?
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: You like that?
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Boy? Yeah, you like that?
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: You love that is what she was saying. And I
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, it's pretty good, to be honest, pretty
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Are you you want more?
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well you left out the fact that they were also.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Active yeast, activated yeast.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: That is that's called noots is the street name for that.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: You're activated yeast, and that is a good sort of
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: a parmesan replacement. You shake that all over the top,
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: is it.
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  Speaker 3: What you do?
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: That must have been what she did. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: so that I had forgotten that ingredient.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, Okay.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Afterwards, she's like, seriously, do you like it? You're enjoying
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: these meals? I was like, yes, I can make you
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: pudding and so so she made an ice cream Sunday,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: which I was, oh, here we go.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Good luck.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: So what she's got is she's had avocados in the
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  Speaker 2: fridge and she scoops them out with an ice cream scoop.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Yea three big things fdge or the freezer in the fridge.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: The freezer, they'll be frozen able to scoop.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Well, what do you do with your normal ice cream? Ah,
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: that's a good point, but you keep your ice cream
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: in the fridge as well.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: The avocado texture jays somewhere in between. Doesn't it need
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  Speaker 4: to between the fridge and a freezer because that seems
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: too soft. I think they'd be the same consistency in
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: the fridge. The difference had just been cold. Yeah, so
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: she's she's bagging.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she did, to be honest, I said. And then
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: instead of wafer it was rice crackers.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, cracker.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: You jam them into the avocado. And then instead of
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: one hundreds and thousands coconut shavings. And then instead of
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: like a strawberry drizzle, it was beetroot juice, nice and
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: coconut sugar.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds so good.
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  Speaker 3: four to five hour, we were talking about the worst
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  Speaker 3: jobs we ever had, and all three of us in
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  Speaker 3: the studio here have had some absolute shockers, and we
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  Speaker 4: We have there's a good one here. I did one
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  Speaker 4: day at a timber processing factory full of sawduespo's going
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  Speaker 4: me the job of sweeping the whole factory. It took
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  Speaker 4: all day. Then the boss decided, with thirty minutes to
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  Speaker 4: Knocked out half the factory in the last thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Plenty of textar coming through on three four eight three.
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  Speaker 2: But we've actually got pugstart in the studio because he
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  Speaker 2: was listening to all these texts for saying, none of
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  Speaker 2: these hold a candle to a job he once did.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, No, that's not what I said. Hey, thanks for
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: having me.
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  Speaker 7: No, look just comparably, particularly to this job and pretty
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  Speaker 7: much every job I've ever had. The worst one I
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  Speaker 7: had was a security guard gig. So I was looking
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  Speaker 7: for some work I've been a lifeguard for a long time.
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  Speaker 7: I was trying to get a bit of extra money
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  Speaker 7: and I thought, you know what, to be chill man,
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  Speaker 7: I can just be a big dude that stands in
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  Speaker 7: a shop and just sort of hangs out threatens people,
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  Speaker 7: you know, me massively threatening.
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  Speaker 6: And so I did training for like maybe a month
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: or for like a month or two months on how
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: to be a security guardener.
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  Speaker 3: So you wear martial arts and stuff like that, you got.
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: That alarm they're just ready to go, not right now,
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: but just in case. No martial arts chase.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: It was more sort of just be careful on the
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: button there.
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  Speaker 4: Trying to put your security your security jacket on the
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  Speaker 4: right way around.
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  Speaker 7: I would literally say that was about the depth in
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: which they trained us. They gave us some like pizza
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  Speaker 7: every couple of you know, weekends when you go out
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  Speaker 7: there and watch these videos on how to how to
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: make sure you don't get sued by people. And so
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: my first ever shift finally came up after training, and
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: I was living in Wellington at the time, and the
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  Speaker 7: first part of it was in a liquor land in
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  Speaker 7: the Wellington CBD and I was sort of standing there
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  Speaker 7: after maybe two hours, and I thought, after two months
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  Speaker 7: of training, not once did they teach me how to
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: apprehend somebody.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: If somebody walked in here, looked.
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: Me in the eyeballs, picked up a bottle of vodka
• 43:12
  Speaker 7: and just pissed off right, And I was like, okay, okay,
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: So I'm massively unprepared here. Clearly you need to have
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: some kind of skill taking somebody down before you take
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: the job on. And then I had a second part
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: of my shift, and it was Friday night. My shift
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: started at midnight, the second part, and that was at
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: Cuba Mall Burger King.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: Now, Mogie, you lived in Wellington for a bit.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: That place was an absolute hell hole, especially at that
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: time of night. It was just absolutely all I mean,
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: but you go in there and it would be like
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: nobody ate head eating in any of their foods. That
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: was just throwing around the restaurant. Yes, just absolute steamed.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Unit's just a disgusting.
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: It's on the waves from a lot of student accommodation
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: into Courtney Place, which is like where the town was
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: at that time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and so.
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  Speaker 7: It's after midnight. I'm standing in there and it is
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: like a war zone. I feel like I'm in Vietnam.
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: It's going crazy. And then one of the staff from
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: Burger King comes up to me and says, hey, man,
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: can you just go sort out whatever's happened in the
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: bathroom then? And I'm thinking, oh, geez, like somebody's somebody's
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: clearly creating an issue, and there is somebody's stolen something,
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: somebody saving a hard time, or I need to befo
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: somebody out of there, which I'm already apprehensive about.
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: And all they did was gesture to the toilet.
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: So I walk over to the Cuban wor Burger King toilets,
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: open the door, and it is like a Tarantino film,
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: but brown in that room, right, It was like somebody
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: committed to walk on and that's your job.
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: Well that was my first question, was what the do
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: you want me to do about that?
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And so I literally I had to wait it
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: out until and I'm borderline in tears at this point,
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: like I'm like eighteen, and I'm like, I'm way out.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Of my death.
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: I don't know how to deal with anybody or befo anybody,
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: and I'm not cleaning up poose. And so I literally
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: waited until the next dude turned up and I just
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: got on my card, drove home and called the boss.
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, I'm done, shucker, And maybe it's
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: for some people, not for me.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Cleaning the old steamers off the walls. There actually all.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Over the walls.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of tips coming in on three four
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: eight three. Obviously not as terrible as Pugsn's job. I
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: was once briefly a madam of one of Auckland's main
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: gentlemen's clubs. Worst job of all time? Wow, yeah, it
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: seems all good.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: I was a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman. It
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: totally sucked.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Special that's not.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Also earlier, a guy said that he used to have
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: to drive a little a dinghy boat around a turd
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: steering pond after the pump broke, and I was like,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: surely that's not a real job, and then he takes
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: back saying, absolutely a real job. Motor boat had the
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: PVC pipe to extend the throttle handle. It kept falling off,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: so I'd have to bang it back on before the
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: boat crashed into the side of the pond. Shittiest job ever,
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: quite literally. So that's cool. And a whole lot of
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: people that worked in factories For example, I worked in
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: a Bickie Victory set at the convey but up for
• 46:01
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  Speaker 4: that we would have a bad experience during these during
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  Speaker 4: these trips. And he said, we why don't we going
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: to find with you people will be sweet because I'm
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: such a backbone and everybody loves me. Blah blah blah.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: We talked about last night, Jason, and the first hour
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: was a bit slow, bit pedestrial, well, you know, good
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: but sort of bugging around a bit. And the second
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: half was really good. And it goes through all the texts,
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: all the tweets and things, they get cane in them.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: As I go through textas had some really horrible experiences.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: But I think the great thing about it is it stopped.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: It takes a discussion around the trans community and takes
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: it away from being just some kind of headline, some
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: kind of news story, and you get to see the
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: journey of an individual and what that journey has been.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: So this is someone who's felt like they're a woman
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: all their life. Yes, has had two kids, married, all
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: of that, and it's taken until he was almost sixty,
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: or taken her until she was sixty to make that
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: effort and make that change and tell everybody, and now
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: feels like it is really exposed as a result of
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: being a woman. Is infinitely more happy as an individual,
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: but is concerned about what everybody else is going to
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: say about it and it's none of their business. And
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: so it's a really great thing to see what the
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: personal struggle is as opposed to just, you know, the
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: conversation around transit. It is a what a goddamn hard
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: thing to do, and if somebody wants to do make
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: that transition. Look, if you had the choice, you'd probably
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: just want to be feel like the person you are,
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: like you are the body you're born into. Right, it's
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: not like everybody's celebrating you. It's a docco definitely worth watching,
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: especially if you're a prejudice son of a bitch. Sure, Um, yeah,
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: what's it called again? Yes, I haven't got back to
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: that yet.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: I watched a great movie last night called Asphalt City
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: with the great Sean Penn and another really good young
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: actner called Ty Sheridan. Yes, and it's basically about two
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: paramedics who work in the sort of slums of America.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Sean Pen, of course plays the old now cynical.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Paramedics is the reason. Yeah, twenty twenty four, I think, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: And of course Sean Pin's a great actor, and he
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: plays that role of the sort of cynical.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: But actually very very probably damaged.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: His relationships, but it's a very good paramedic and he
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: takes this young fellow under his wing and it gets
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: pretty brutal. It's grim, it ends dramatically. Highly recommended. Four
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: and a half. As he's out, I.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Watched celebrity Chooser Island, the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Mike Minogue.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: And Kisy The Killers there on the radio hold Archy
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Big Show this Wednesday evening. Have you been to The
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Killers live Mogi?
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've said them a few times. Yeah, bloody good, good, yeap,
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: very good. Yeah. Would you recommend it?
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: I went. I liked that you can do what you want.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Hey. Speaking of gigs, have you guys heard of gig
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: a little No, what's that about. Well, basically, it's this
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: sort of competition we're running at the moment where you
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: a sort of crowd cheering. You give us a call
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: on No. Eight hundred Hodaki and you can win yourself
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: five hundred bucks to go and see a gig. Wow.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: That's pretty good, bloody oath. Is that the one that's
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: brought to you by Super Liquor?
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: That's the one?
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I have heard of it?
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, and then and just think of this fellas, of
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: course our oasis just announcing two shows in Australia. How
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: good would that be?
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: How good would that?
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Tell you?
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  Speaker 7: What?
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Five hundred bucks will get you there and back in
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: a couple of seconds.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Totally would go some way to exactly it'd probably pay
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: for your flight.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: I think it would just go some way towards the
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: thousands of dollars you'd need. Regardless, we want to get
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: New Zealand gig and hard.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: That makes it super Liquor to do as well. So
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: if you do hear the crowd roaring at some point
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: while listening to Hodaki, jump straight on your phone. Oh
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: eight hundred Hodarky, the cash could be yours. It doesn't
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: matter what type of gig you want to go to?
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: As well?
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: It says here rock, grunge, punk, folk, funk, ed, m reggae, classic, classical, techno, pomp, shoegazer, pop.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Else, daydream, what else? Blues?
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: Western country and they never have them separate. You never
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: have Western music, and we do have country music, don't
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: you you do?
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Which is interesting, isn't it?
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Really? Yeah?
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: There's yeah middle herevy middle, new middle dark middle middle.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: So if you hear a crowd roaring what call us
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: on our eight hundred hodak and you can win five
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: hundred bucks and what happens, then then you can choose
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: a gig you want to go.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: Jace, what's your favorite genre of tunes?
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Probably classical?
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: Mike h probably classical?
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: What about you, Keasy?
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Probably just rock?
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, pretty cool fellas man.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Hey cheers to super Looking for making.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: The whole act big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: and Chy.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: What Ada feelers. I'll tell you what. I'm genuinely quite pooped.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm going to go home having homemade chicken
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: and veg pie tonight.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: That actually sounds good.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. And I had
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: a choice of either mashed potato and peas or a salad.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: What would you guys go with? And that probably, to
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: be honest with you, Yeah, yeah, mesh.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: With the pie. I'll probably go salad, right because you're
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: in a real health git with you a beating at
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: the moment a year. That's why.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: What are you doing tonight?
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: We don't have to do the Texas? Yeah, personal in
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: my business, So that'll be good. That'll be good stuff,
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: good time. I'm just making them most of the time
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: that I've not got, you know, my wife and kiddie.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: You know, I should be out and enjoying myself. So
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: instead of doing that, I'm doing my Texas like a
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: goddamn loser.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff. What delicious healthy meal is your wife
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: cooking tonight?
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Gizy? You know tonight we are having pork mintce noodles.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: I feel like you just had those.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: We're supposed to have it last night. How was this
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: coming in a food box or something? What is going on?
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: We just like a lot of Asian meals, A lot
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: of Asian we're eating always have porkmints in them. The
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: ones that we've been targeting, and this one's a particular
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: I think it's a Vietnamese one or something.
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: Actually just on there, and last night I was supposed
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: to have it.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: We got the mints out of the freeze, edited the
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: fridge and it expired four days ago and stank.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: The us pretty much the day of shopping was picked up.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: That mince went off that day. That's not on but frozen.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: That wasn't a fridge.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, actually you gave me a good idea which I'm
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: going to try genuinely. What is a portmants and the
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: chopped up prawns together and that chili oil and a
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: bit of salad, maybe some cheese good stuff.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like dumpling wraps. Oh yeah, but in chives, yeah, chives.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Now listen. It's been a pleasure bringing you the show today.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: It's been a bit weird, but that's you know, it
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: is what it is. Check out the Instagram account. Also
• 55:12
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• 55:16
  Speaker 3: you later. Fight