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🏡 The Valley Ep 11 Recap: "The List" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Darlings, Hellow Valley Darlings, those of you who live
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  Speaker 2: in the valley or not in the valley, and specifically
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  Speaker 2: those that live in Santa Clarita shout out to my
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  Speaker 2: Santa Clarita Peece. That's right, so today we are obviously
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  Speaker 2: doing the valley. Just a quick note before we get
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  Speaker 2: started into this, thank you guys all for the wonderful,
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  Speaker 2: been noticing. Typically I do not like read those because
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I need to fix this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh someone's not happy, and I get really, I get
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  Speaker 2: you know, But I just when I get a peek
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  Speaker 3: And since we're doing.
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  Speaker 2: The Valley today, you know all the other recaps for
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  Speaker 2: so hop on over there. Now, let me introduce two
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  Speaker 2: of my fabulous co hosts that will not be talking
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  Speaker 2: about Love Island today. It's Deana Chang and Emi Theresa's
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: Hi gals, Hi.
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  Speaker 1: You play the Love Island back from commercial and I
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  Speaker 1: will speak on it at length one more time.
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  Speaker 4: It's almost like a pavla.
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  Speaker 3: It is it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's like and that's on me, that's on me, So
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna pull back from that instead.
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  Speaker 4: This is you guys are familiar with Santa Clarita, so.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't we welcome ourselves into the valley. Three kids
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  Speaker 2: under three, baby, three kids under three, baby, three kids
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  Speaker 2: under three, babies, Santa Clarita. That's that's the new thing
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  Speaker 2: for me, is three kids under three, under three, three
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  Speaker 2: under three?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you? Yes, yeah. It is Zippier zipper yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: he knows how to put some zip on it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, in fairness, it's it's very fair for him
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  Speaker 1: to keep pointing that out because you forget.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, because it is an extraordinary amount of children under three,
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  Speaker 5: So and it does deserve a tip of the hat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he needs that because like, you know, when
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  Speaker 2: we go over to Jesse's with the with the doorknobs
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  Speaker 2: that don't work and you got to go to the
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  Speaker 2: bottom like latch. Yeah, and you're getting called out by
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  Speaker 2: some big guy named Scott saying you're sneaky. We're sneaky. Right,
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  Speaker 2: You're you're ordering, you're ordering three drinks at the bar,
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  Speaker 2: but you're coming back with one. Right.
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  Speaker 5: Reactions under his face on his face was fascinating.
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  Speaker 4: He was like.
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  Speaker 5: He was holding it. It was like he was frozen,
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  Speaker 5: and it was seeing but within like with the least
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  Speaker 5: amount of energy possible.
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  Speaker 4: It was almost like he didn't want his wife to
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  Speaker 4: see you. I'm not deck you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no want to throw her under the bus because
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  Speaker 1: I think what we're seeing here is Danny trying to
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  Speaker 1: be the best husband he can be by Nia's standards.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that's like, yeah, I mean because I
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  Speaker 1: did watch the after show and I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you guys did, but we got her reminder that how
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  Speaker 1: how she like went so hard on herself for words?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I did see national television, yes, and scolding
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  Speaker 1: Danny for saying the F word, and I'm like the
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  Speaker 1: F word, like, so no, wonder he's sneaking drinks.
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  Speaker 5: And she she did let us know that she is
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  Speaker 5: a prayerful woman today. So that's also like, and that's great,
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  Speaker 5: you know, but or last night, but she there's layers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know yeah about her. It tracks yeah,
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  Speaker 2: oh definitely in.
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  Speaker 4: A great way.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, But when you're trying to be with the
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  Speaker 5: husband to the most perfect woman that God's created, and
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  Speaker 5: I do mean that, like I genuinely, Yeah, he's wonderful.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it's hard, yes, and you got to throw a.
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  Speaker 2: Few back and you got three hundred three and you
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  Speaker 2: know it's look, this might be I do believe that
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  Speaker 2: they're obviously, you know, we know how we were talking
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  Speaker 2: about how we haven't really seen it on camera, his
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  Speaker 2: blackouts or we haven't really seen the biggest red flags
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  Speaker 2: that everyone's talking about, so it's really hard for us
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  Speaker 2: to make a full judgment on it. However, at this point,
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  Speaker 2: I am willing to say that, Yeah, he's definitely.
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  Speaker 3: He's definitely.
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  Speaker 2: Whether this is just a phase of an issue or
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  Speaker 2: a problem because they're three under three baby, or if
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  Speaker 2: this is a lifelong situation or or an escape or
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  Speaker 2: an issue or a problem, I'm not sure. But I
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  Speaker 2: did appreciate that he did cop to ordering a couple
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  Speaker 2: at the bar and taking back one in an attempt
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  Speaker 2: to hide, because he didn't need to do that. But boy,
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  Speaker 2: did Scott have his number? And I thought, who told
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: you that? Scott the bartender? Because he sounds looks like
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  Speaker 2: you've done a little reconnaissance here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the bartender is sitting there. It's Jack's I mean
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  Speaker 1: like literally he attended bar for he literally owns the bar.
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  Speaker 1: So yes, And I'm also very Scott. We're getting more.
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  Speaker 1: Scott has had more dialogue on the show than Sheena,
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  Speaker 1: which I'm may be okay with, but like they're both
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  Speaker 1: in as many scenes and we're hearing more from Scott
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  Speaker 1: and verbatim.
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  Speaker 5: When verbatim, you know, I will say, first of all,
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  Speaker 5: what was it called?
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't hearing it correctly?
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  Speaker 1: The list l I s T YEAHS.
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  Speaker 2: What we do is when someone has done something wrong,
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  Speaker 2: like several things. There's this word that I came up with,
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  Speaker 2: and it's like to categorize things in order. And it's
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  Speaker 2: just this unbelievable thing that I've created for my workshops,
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  Speaker 2: and it's called are you ready for this?
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  Speaker 1: Men?
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  Speaker 2: Men hold each other's muscles? Okay, it's called grab. It's
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  Speaker 2: called the list.
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  Speaker 3: So three hunder three? Can I write all my kids'
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  Speaker 3: names on it?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely? And they don't even need to be alphabetized.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So, I mean the list is I kept thinking,
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  Speaker 5: am I hearing it wrong? Because I couldn't receive that
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  Speaker 5: it was actually branded list?
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  Speaker 3: But the simplicity of it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, is he is it a foreign word that
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  Speaker 5: I you know, like, is it something? But seeing you know,
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  Speaker 5: men having an outlet and having this sort of you know,
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  Speaker 5: leadership and facilitating moments of emotion and communication, I thought,
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  Speaker 5: list be damned, it's pretty nice to see.
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  Speaker 3: Just show up, you know what.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they showed up and they did the dang thing,
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  Speaker 2: you know they Jack's didn't follow the rules.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't understand what.
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  Speaker 1: He we got nothing. There was nothing said listed that
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  Speaker 1: we don't see them say to each other in every
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  Speaker 1: other scene. And we don't see Jack's hijack to talk
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  Speaker 1: about his shit life right now and break into the
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  Speaker 1: same monologue we don't eat Scott the life Coach to
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  Speaker 1: Danny and Jason have had this conversation twenty three times.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but not with hands on hearts and not hands
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  Speaker 2: on herds, and yeah, and not calling it like a list. Right,
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  Speaker 2: you have to put a label on it in order
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  Speaker 2: for it to work. Emily, I'm sorry, you know what.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: So it is okay, you gotta call it what is
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  Speaker 3: all right? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I love like the intensity that Jesse brings to the
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  Speaker 2: men's groups. I mean, it is like wild. I kind
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  Speaker 2: of like love to see it. I love to see
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  Speaker 2: a men's group with these schmucks because it just it's
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  Speaker 2: like they do need to drop into something in order
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  Speaker 2: to and so they feel it, and so I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to put that past them. I appreciate them showing up.
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  Speaker 2: I felt bad for Danny Clarita that he got called
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  Speaker 2: out so hard, way more than the rest of them.
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking, you're on Danny Clarita's ass when Jacks has
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  Speaker 2: literally burned Britney's life to the ground and he's not
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  Speaker 2: following instructions. He plainly said, put your hand on my heart.
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  Speaker 2: He plainly said, look me in the eyes. And Jacks
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  Speaker 2: could not do either one of those things.
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  Speaker 1: Oh God, Yeah, And it's so much worse and Jack's
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  Speaker 1: all of them have, with the exception of Jason, and
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  Speaker 1: I still want to when someone says Jason, I think
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  Speaker 1: that they're mad at Jack's, but they're talking about like
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  Speaker 1: the best guy in the valley. But with the exception
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  Speaker 1: of Jason, they are all so much worse than Danny
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  Speaker 1: to me, and so they just keep throwing it to Danny.
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  Speaker 1: Poor Danny's like three hundred three, ripping his jeans apart.
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  Speaker 5: Genuinely confused about showing his ankles and his jeans apart.
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  Speaker 4: Three three.
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  Speaker 2: That's how he lives. That's how he's got to go through,
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  Speaker 2: you guys. Before we move on from the men's group,
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: because while we're talking about the men and I use
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: that term loosely on the after show, I would like
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  Speaker 2: to point out that Jesse's period panties from several episodes
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: ago that we all were horrified by when they were
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: in Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara.
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  Speaker 4: Did you say it with that emphasis?
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  Speaker 2: Santa because I wanted to say, I wanted to say Clarita.
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  Speaker 2: And when I say Santa Clarita, I say Santa Clarita,
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  Speaker 2: not Santa Clarita. So but you say Santa Barbara instead
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  Speaker 2: of Santa Barbara, it's neither here nor there.
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: A red leather, yellow leather.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: So so what was pointed out was everyone was talking
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: about what they sleep in and how they sleep and
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  Speaker 2: so on and so forth, and Michelle said that Jesse
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: has specific nighttime briefs that he keeps besides his bed
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: and those are the ones he wears. So guess what, guys,
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: those Civil War panties undergarments, if you will, are, in
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  Speaker 2: fact Jesse's nighttime under rus And by god, we got
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  Speaker 2: an answer to it, and it's worse than I thought.
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  Speaker 2: It is also that he walked He's.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: Like loves to be walking around naked and stuff was
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: and we and they also said in the after show
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: that yes, he had to share that presidential suite, which
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  Speaker 1: was not that clear to me when it was being
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  Speaker 1: given out.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't clear to anybody.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: But that Zach and Benji were like, yeah, Zach's like
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  Speaker 1: he was just walking around naked in the in the suite.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he took a steam in that shower and then
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: walked around weird.
• 12:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know if it's the producer. I want to
• 13:01
  Speaker 5: hope it is because it has been making me laugh.
• 13:03
  Speaker 5: The pairings that they are putting Jesse with, Like Jesse
• 13:07
  Speaker 5: being in a little coffee clatch with Kristin and Luke
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  Speaker 5: cracks me up every time because it's the weirdest trio
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  Speaker 5: of my life.
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  Speaker 4: Then throwing him in a suite with.
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  Speaker 5: Two lovers that like haven't been together in a while,
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  Speaker 5: it's just hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: It's it is coffee like, it is comic relief.
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  Speaker 3: Two lovers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean and you by the way, when they
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: were in that shower and Zach sprayed Benji with the
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: with the shower head and he cranked his head on
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: the side of the shower.
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  Speaker 1: But also like, if you're Jesse in the other room,
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  Speaker 1: you're like, wow, what are you guys doing in there?
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Because right, I also need to take a shower in
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: that same shower.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, he was like no worse than a round.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: The word lang, the language in this episode was funny
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: to me because I thought, yeah, we are in the valley,
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: these aren't older people. Because Jesse was like, all right, guys,
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  Speaker 2: no horsing around, and Kristen later said, Jack's just mind
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: your p's and q's until you get back from Hawaii.
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  Speaker 3: It's dying.
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  Speaker 4: So what roll your atmosphere? Do you guys have a
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  Speaker 4: beat on?
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: He said rule?
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: He said rule, and I thought he said roll also,
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: so I had to rewind and he he just you
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: know how, you know how Drannon talks conor. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to. I'm kind of making him sound a
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: little like John Wayne or like Jimmy Stewart.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, he.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, rule your atmosphere, roll your atmosphere.
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  Speaker 3: So it was rule, not roll. Okay, okay, okay.
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: What is rule your atmosphere? Means like, I've never.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: Gotten that a video game.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: I think he got it from fucking Scott the life coach.
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  Speaker 1: It is such a life coach thing to say, Like
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying it, I'm saying the thing we all say.
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  Speaker 1: It's rule your atomsphere.
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  Speaker 4: Atmosphere trademark.
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  Speaker 3: You guys.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: I am so pissed right now at Zach, at Jasmine,
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  Speaker 2: and at Luke for all three of them, in their
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: own way, ruining the engagement surprise for Kristen.
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  Speaker 3: She knows, Oh, she knows.
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  Speaker 2: Luke when he was when he was at when they
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: were in Hawaii, and he was like, I'm I'm I'm
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: so nervous, I'm so nervous. And he's running around like
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: a chicken with his head cut off. What are you doing?
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: That's different? That's and I also don't well, but he's
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: also dealing with his grandma, who he seems to be
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: really close to. So yeah, he does seem to have
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  Speaker 1: an out on that. I do actually put a lot
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: of it on Jasmine because I'm or I'm just realizing
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  Speaker 1: Zach started to stop, well, stop giving Jasmine secrets to
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: keep because she keeps. Stop giving Zach's secrets, Harry, he
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: is the root. Jasmine's the one the other day at
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: the Benji welcome party that put surprise party, that put
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: the huge welcome back Benji sign at the door and
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: then put everybody in the other room.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: And you know what it's said on the other side
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: of that poster board. It said, don't tell Kristen she's
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: gonna be proposed to in Hawaii exactly exactly, Okay. So
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Zach knows about the surprise and immediately when they're at
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: lunch and they're trying to with Nia and Danny and
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Benji and Zach. The second that Neia's like, well I
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: heard I know that, you know, I was like, well,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: there's no more surprise because Zach will say anything at
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: any time and he owns that right. So then when
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: he apparently tells Jasmine, he's not telling her about the engagement.
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  Speaker 2: He's just saying there's going to be a surprise because
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: he can't keep his mouth shut, he just has to
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: say something. So then Jasmine doesn't even know what she's leaking,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: but by leaking a surprise on a trip, look at
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: here's the moment when Kristin knew. And here's a picture
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  Speaker 2: for you, drama mama's if you're Tier two, we're videotaping this.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: That's the moment Kristin goes tough. Oh my god, I
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: think she's been propose to me.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: You know what.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Here's the other thing. This is not where I was
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: mad at Luke. I wasn't mad at Luke for being
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: mad in Hawaii. I was mad at Luke for saying
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go bring my gecko to Kyle Chan to
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: take care of right before we leave on a trip.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: But he said, he said, because Kyle always watches my Gecko.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I'm not sure it's say that. I
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: did hear that, but I'm not sure.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Sure if it's the truth.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Okay, Luke is too new to the
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: area geographically and emotionally to.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Find the proper Gecko baby.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: To pull this off on Kristin. Ye, And I'm happy
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: about that because if he was that conniving and good,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: he would be terrible for her. Like the fact that
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: he's even trying to have a surprise for her on
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: reality television is very sweet. But like she never knows.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she has to, I will say, because we've seen
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: the previews, so we know that when she turns around,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: she's not expecting it at that second, but she knows
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: it's coming. Yeah, all right, But I'm just okay, So
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take Luke out of it, and I'm just
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: gonna be mad at I'm gonna be mad at more
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: at Zach and also at Jasmine.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm just mad.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Because Kristin is like, she deserves a great engagement and
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: she is an investigator at heart, you know, And so
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: the second, anyone does anything sloppy, she's gonna know so anyway.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: And the tracking location these people live in great for
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: a tracking location.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: My god, That's why he probably had to say he
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: was gonna bring his get go there, because she would
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: track that.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Yeas that I can't stay here very long because she's
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: tracking me.
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  Speaker 4: They love to try.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: There is something you know, like when you watch Beverly Hills,
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: when you watch really any of the other franchises.
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  Speaker 4: For the most.
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  Speaker 5: Part, there the women and the people on the program
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: have a sense of like, there's cameras in here, I'm
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: gonna have the house picked up and looking its best.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: There's something about these people with their tracking locations on
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: and like we were dealing with Karen what's her real name,
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Janet Janet, and yeah, we're in Janet and Jason's house
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: and in the background it just shit is piled up and.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, I saw that, and I'm like, this
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: makes her relatable to me in some way. She's human,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: But go on, I know it just I want.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: I also even like the place, the hotel we were,
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: the Hawaii trip. Thus far, everything is like I want
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: you guys to do better than me.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: I'm saying watching wrong show, but I want to.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Feel I'm sorry, No, I mean the Valley and.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Vander Pump Rules.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: They are not aspirational as Andy would say, but the
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: housewives are. So if you come with the same energy
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: over to any of the other cities, I have you.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I have your back, but I hear you that you
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: know what you're doing. You're holding Janet accountable. How do
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: you like that, Janet?
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Pick up your place?
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Just pick up your place?
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: And I accepted it to some extent, Like Vanderfrumt Rules
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: was a shock to the system. What was in the
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: backgrounds of those shots was always very triggering to me
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: because I just felt like, I don't these are times
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: in my life that I don't want to go back to,
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: you know, right right. I just feel like when you're
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: in the Valley, I understand that I just want you
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: to pick up before the camera men and women come
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: rolling through.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: That's it, That's.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: All I'm not me. Guys, keep it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say people, and I'm gonna say keep
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: it real too, because they can't even like shove it
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: in a room because they don't have enough space. You
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: know what, I'm saying, like it has to be there,
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: and I think, like with Janet and Jason, so they
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: just had a baby, right, so they have boxes of
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: baby stuff, baby presence, like probably these strollers sit like
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: any cradles, whatever it is. They keep the boxes just
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: in case they need to return. Because I've been there,
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: and we lived in an apartment in les Filla's that
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: was it was horrific, and we had our baby there
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: and it was just like we had the exact same
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: thing in one area when we first had Maddie. We
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: had to stack up all these boxes and it drove
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: me fucking crazy, but there was nowhere to put them
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: and we had to have them there.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Thank god. I wasn't filming a reality show.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Well that's the difference.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: But we also didn't have a house. They have a house.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: So I don't know what's going on in the garage.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: That's saying, do we have a garage?
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Okay, it wasn't stacked up. This is a lot what
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: I was seeing in the background. I mean, it may
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: have been stacked up, but what I was seeing was
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: just like mess.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Not clutter.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: That is the valley baby three hunder three three under three, Okay,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: but I also want to say, like, I'd rather they
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: live within their means and have to walk through three
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: inches of hard board to get anywhere, then live like
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Teresa and Joe in a fucking cheesecake factory. They can't
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: afford with three under three and then it's all smoking mirrors.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: I agree with you, but sometimes it wears me down
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: and I just have to stand.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: And you should and I hear you. I absolutely hear
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: you on that. Let's go to Al Coyote the Girl's Dinner.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Oh great, I love that place too, I do too. Yeah,
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: great stuff there. They filmed there a lot.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, a lot of reality shows are
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: ru in that place. And Zach okay, well, we already
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: talked about how Zach and Jasmine ruined the surprise, and
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: then Michelle.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: He ruined that dinner too.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: By the way, who did.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Zach ruined that whole night at El Coyote Because he's
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: the source of the information that Janet was hanging her
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: hat on to yell at Kristen about and didn't no
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: one said that.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Right, He just said it in like a testimonial, right, Yes,
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: that was.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: All she was, like, what did I do?
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about, and they're talking
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: about Jenna. It's Jenna, but guess to fix it. But
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Jenna is rolling up with every single person this class,
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: in this cast. She knows all like, come on, Jenna,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I mean everyone is bringing Jenna somewhere.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Jasmine and also Jasmine probably knew that Zach was the
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: source but didn't say anything. And Kristen is so far
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: removed from understanding Jack was the reason Jenna was at
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: her house party or whatever that and and connecting, sorry
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: connecting Jesse and Jenna over Aaron that christens so far
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: removed from that idea that she is like not even
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: able to defend herself because she doesn't realize that Zach,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: like it is so out of her universe that she's
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: just speaking very generally about it. And I'm like, oh
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: my god, I love Zach. It's just like exploding dinners
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: for miles away.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: From a distance.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, everyone kind of has blood on their hands
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: when it comes to Jenna. And I have to pull
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: production into this too, because it's like, oh, all of
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: a sudden, she's just showing up everywhere, miked and ready
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: to go. It's just it's definitely a layer that production
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: was embracing and let's talk, let's get her on the show.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: And it is very strange, but it does kind of
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: balance the playing field. If you're going to bring Aaron on,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: you're going to bring Jenna on. And so now you
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: have this, so perhaps production is kind of looking into
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: let's expand our world by scosh in like the messiest
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: way possible. Because I'm sitting here going you're in Hawai,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: and like Aaron is there and Michelle, they're there. That
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: is just the most awkward thing I've ever seen in
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: my life.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: It's so strange.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially like I don't know if you got there.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: On the after show, but Michelle goes down this whole
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: thing about how she doesn't want exes involved and they
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: and they decided when she and Jess got together they
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: would not have exes involved in their life. And her
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: biggest beef with Jenna is that she is an ex
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: of Aaron and she doesn't want her in this and
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: all of everybody in in the after show that she's
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: sitting with is like, girl, you're on, like we have
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: hooked up with everyone. Exes are part of this thing,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: and you're just gonna have to get used to it,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: and she's like better about it now. But like the
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: fact that she's bringing Aarin in and Jesse's just supposed
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: to absorb it and roll with it asorbit.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absorb what.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: She said in her confessional that she was like, Aaron's coming.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I'm really excited about that because then Jesse can't like
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: come after me, And for that reason, I thought, good
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: for you, Michelle.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Because he probably can't. Aaron's there.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Aaron will stick up for her, so I kind of thought, like, yeah,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: you know what, that's kind of like her security, So
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: good on her.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: I actually didn't have to I'm happy about that.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he would he would just provoke her and
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: come after her and come after her until until there
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: was a fight, until she would, you know, eventually just
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: get angry. And he obviously seems up for it because
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: he's willing to do this show and he's willing to
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: go on the trip. He knew beforehand that he was going.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: He could have not gone, he could have left his
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: panties at home.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I guess I'm just kind of like, you
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: don't have to be mean to Jenna, Like she doesn't
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: she's not doing anything and if you if you were
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: just nice with her, they probably wouldn't bring her around anymore.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Right, she's ready. Jenna is like ready for her close up.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Ye, She's like, I'm here, whatever happens, I'm game, and
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I'm going to put on this ref's outfit and like
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: go crazy. I'm surprised she wasn't in Hawaii, to be
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: honest with you, Yeah.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh she might be. We're early, she might be.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Wait, what did you think about Janet yelling at at
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: who left Kristen or Jane Janet yelled at Nia? Okay, well,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: when christ Janet yelled get go, get your to go box.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: That was kind of funny.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Come on, it was funny.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: She If it was coming from someone else, that would
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: have been funny. But Janet is so unlikable that it's
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: hard to give her the points.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: But I did like the Yeah, I'm trying to be
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: like gentle and then I'm just gonna I'm today, Well,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: just for today, I'm going to say instead of being like,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: what the fuck Janet, I can't stand you, I'm going
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: to say she's an amazing villain, say.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: That I don't even want to give her villain Yeah,
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: I don't even know she's gonna feel like, I don't
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: almost villain.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: I think that's giving her too much credit.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and and responsibility and power because she's
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: not that powerful power.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: That's what I don't want to give her. I don't
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: want to give her that power when she guys.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: One of the creepiest things, like Jesse stays creepy right,
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: like he's just.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: A creepy yeah.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Psycho his face, like even when he's smiles, when he's smiling,
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: when when he's just talk everything about him, I'm.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Like eating, you know, sleeping.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: You're a piece of work next to creepy.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: One of the creepiest things I've seen on these franchises
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: ever was Janet's apology.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: In the Pool.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: The way that she the of a f fact that
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: she puts on for an apology have chills.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: It is so can you recreate it? I take me there.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: She almost becomes like like a little girl, like she's like, Niah,
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: I just want to like, I'm not doing it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: I juste well.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Also, put on the dark sunglasses weren't helping because we
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: couldn't see any kind of emotion from her eyes, which
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: would be normal anyway. From Janet, but like fact that
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: like we really couldn't see it. I was like making
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: it way worse in my head too, but I yeah,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: it was horrible. I agree.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Off very off.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: It's like I'm about to apologize and do my apolog
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: because I do.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I was wrong.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Whoa, this is wild.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I am recalling it and now I need to look
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: a little further into that. But yeah, I'm getting what
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: you're picking up what you're laying down.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: She does say it again in the after show that
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: she was like so so wrong. She deserved everything that
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Nia said to her. Yeah, so I did believe it
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: more in the after show, in the moment in the
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: pool when they're being summoned by their husbands, I was like,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: this is Janet is this is off off off.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Jason stays like genuinely wanting things fixed.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: I believe about him.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: I think he genuinely is like, I'm going to listen
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: to my wife and keep it going because she you know,
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: but I want to make this better like I do,
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: and she doesn't at the core want to make things better.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Right, But she's waiting for you know, what I think
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: she wants is for the reunion to be Danny grabbing
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: her hand at David Busters wont to Danny grabbing her
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: hand and saying I'm sober because of you, Janet and
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: just grabbing her hand and saying I went to rehab
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: because of you. Like she wants everybody, she wants to
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: a source of everybody's better life.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I really liked that Nia kind of handed handed
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: her ass to her in the pool when Janet was like,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. You know, those those drinks really got to me.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: They were so strong. And what did Neo say?
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: She was like, you were drunk that early, got drunk
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: that fast.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was like, nice Nia, all right.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: On the after show they by the way, at El Coyote,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: they said that they were also yelling because the marker
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: readA machine was so loud.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: It's really funny, which good on audio that we didn't
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: even catch that at all.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Very impressed with audio. Come on on audio.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I also think that's a good tool for reality TV
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: producers to put something loud behind them to get it going.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: On Love Island, I Love Island.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Yea index finger and thumb, well on that.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: You know, I look there's I looked it up and
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: I screamshot it but there's two different things. So one
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: is like a clap and the other one is like
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: a sleigh.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, one's like a silent snap and one is like
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: a silent clap.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: With your two fingers if you're not watching.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Your index finger and thumb and your middle finger and thumb.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: And I can find I took a yeah, I took
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: a little scream. You're gonna cover this old of course, obviously, Darna.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: These are the things that we get to all.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Right, before we get to the next part of our recap,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Let's take a quick break. All right, you guys, we
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: are back. We are recapping the Valley. I'm with Emily
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Theresas and Deanna Chang. Well, before we go to Hawaii,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: we have a field day and.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know it just was there.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: But this was the first time that Brittany and Jack's
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: are together since she served him with divorce papers, and
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Jacks apparently said to her he understood why she did that.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: He was just surprised. So that was a nice thing
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: to hear, of course, for that one second. And the
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Jacks thanks Kristen for being nice to him at the
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: party over at Jesse's or whatever. And that's when she said,
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: mind your peas and cu But yeah, nothing really happened
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: at the field day, So I suppose we can move
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: on from that, unless anyone wants to chime in.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: We've had so many field days as a you know,
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: as a community at this point through the different franchises,
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: it's like, if you're going to do a field day,
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: I'm really going to.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Need you to bring something new to the table.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Sorry, And that new thing was Jenna, and nothing happened
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: with that, so yeah, yeah, yeah, like nothing happened there.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: So Jax is out at a restaurant waiting for Brittany.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: He's pissed off because she's late, okay, and then all
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: of a sudden he he calls her and finds out
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: she's like.
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: Hello, not covid, I got a blood of dams, it's
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: coming in for me. For you are and let that
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: you're bored eight girls, A KOBD Nike, you but ched.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: You know you're forty five forty five.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Jakes, I kept like bookmarking it a book ending it
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: with a forty five was the best thing.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: And he hung up after she said forty five I was.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: He hung up and he did sort of a which
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: was like comedic.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: It was sort of made me laugh.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, it first thing he's ever done to
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: make me laugh, at least in a long time, genuinely.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, I guess this scene isn't happening.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, yea hat shut shut a she's on fire.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand the reason he was embarrassed that he
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: was stood up, because I'm like, that would have been
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: ten times more embarrassing to have that conversation in person
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: in that restaurant. I'm like, you're lucky that you didn't
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: show up.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I know, Embrass, I don't know his his emotions are crisscrossing.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: He doesn't know what he's feeling. He's using the wrong
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: words for the wrong for the wrong emotions. Yeah, I'm
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: so embarrassed that this lovely server came over and took
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: my order and I said I was going to be
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: joined by someone, and that someone didn't show up.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: That never happens in LA.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: And I took the time to scream non alcoholic beverages
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: that I wanted her to bring to my table, so
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: everyone knows, yeah, that I'm pretending to be sober.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: He's like, I got on eleven, I got home early.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, I drank all night long, but I got
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: home early. You guys, this guy is he hasn't been sober.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: He says he was sober for like two hundred and
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: ninety days or some shit on Watch What Happens Live.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I don't believe it for a second, allegedly, not for
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: one second.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Well, on the after show, he's saying that this time
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: we're seeing that he left rehabit didn't stick. And then
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: now after the second time he went to rehab, it
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: did stick, and he gave it to a day stamp
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: on his sobriety on the after show, which I forget
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: would it was, but it predates the Watch What Happens
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: So I have no idea.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, right, So basically saying the time that he went
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: to rehab the first time that we are seeing right
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: now currently on the Valley is he came back from
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: that and it didn't stick.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Skick.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Well, he's still in exactly, which makes sense because he's
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: still in full denial because he's saying he doesn't have
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: an alcohol or drug problem, he has an anger problem,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: and that's doesn't that doesn't mean he's an alcoholic or
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: whatever he's saying like in the last episode, so we
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: already know like that, but now.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: It's hard to like I want so badly, and I mean,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I'm human, so like when he's crying at this men's group,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I feel bad for him.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: It's not that I don't feel bad, I really do.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, he's not had an easy life. He
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: obviously has a lot of trauma in his past, but
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: he makes it so difficult for us to have to
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: be empathetic towards him because of the way that he
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: continues to act. And it is so difficult to wrap
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: your head around that knowing the things that he's done.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: After he does these things, and it's really scary. It's
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: like scary to me. And I wonder what Bravo's gonna do,
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: because like, I don't think he should go to Bravocon.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: I certainly don't think he should come back for season
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: three of The Valley, and I certainly don't think he
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: should go to Bravocon.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I wonder what they're going to be in mom talk.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Well, if he does the videos Emily, then yes, but
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Okay, the biggest question is do you guys
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: think that Jack should come back next season? And do
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: you think that he should be allowed at Bravo con No.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I don't need him, the show doesn't need him, and
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Jack's I think would benefit tremendously if we're talking about Jackson.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: What's best for Jack's by not, I know he needs
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: the money.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: And what's best for Brittany.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Cruise, Like, I don't want Jax to be
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: celebrated on this platform.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: I don't think we're celebrating him though, but.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: He's celebrated with a paycheck okay, gotcha, Yeah, just and
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: encouraged to be relevant, which in Jack's mind is like
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: being big effective.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: I think, Deanna, what do you think?
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: No, I'm just thinking of the fact that he seems
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: to have been home for quite some time at this
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: point and hasn't seen Cruise. He was at the bar
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: from six pm to eleven pm the night before, hasn't
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: seen his son that is demented. And maybe I don't
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: believe that Brittany is like keeping him from a visit
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: with his son, Like, I don't believe that, you know,
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: because I don't think he's tried to see him. Yah.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: I'm a little confused about that. And did they say
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: anything about that in the after show Emily about like
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: the communication, because Jack's saying that Britney blocked him, but
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: he clearly has access to her through Jesse and Jason
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: and some of the other people that were communicating with
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: her movising stuff out. So was this the meeting that
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: she finally agreed to so they could talk about his
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: visitation and.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Katy she wasn't willing to meet with him about it.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's that Jax has terms that he wants
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: to see Cruz and Brittany is not allowing that. But
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I will say in real time last week on the
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: After Show and a little bit this week, is that
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Jax is seeing Cruise now and that he is involved
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: with Cruse now and he's still raging at Brittany according
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: to Brittany through Tom Schwartz.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, also, I think him saying the reason why
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Brittany's probably stalling at least not talking to him about
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: seeing Cruise is she probably wants to see how he's
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: doing outside of rehab. She's not going to expose Cruise
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: to Jax if he's still up to his same tricks,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: which he seems to be obviously, and as you said,
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: admitted that this didn't stick. So like why would she
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: go and give him a visitation? Yeah, so that makes sense.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: She she shouldn't. I just don't even think he's tried.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: You really don't.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're probably.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Freaking don't think he's trying to see his son. Yeah,
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: and he's putting it on the fact that he can't
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: get in touch with her, like exactly, Yeah, like you're
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: they're filming a show, you tell, so you know what
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: I mean? Like, come on, yeah, so do I do
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: we think he should be back? It's like I have
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: a hard time getting my head around that entirely, and
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: like what but I think you guys are right, And it's
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: like I that he is shouldn't be back. He's being
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: abused as to Brittany, right, So no.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Right, That's where I'm at.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and like I feel like he could give him
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: two years. Let's see where it is. Like I right,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I'm willing to revisit the concept. Don't fucking say, just
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: don't ambush me with Jackson two years. I need to
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: like think about it.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: I don't know where he's you know what I'm saying,
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: you need to reach out to you obviously and connection.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I need a visitation.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: You need a visitation.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: You need to sit down with him at a breakfast
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: spot in the valley and you need to get your
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: eyes on him and then.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: Let me visit.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll revisit. Okay.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Was there anything else in this episode that you guys
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: feel like we need to speak on. I I love
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: that Luke asked Kristen. I want you to figure out
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: how I can keep your stress levels low. I mean,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: he seems like a really nice guy.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Luke is a dream in terms of for Dody. I
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: just love that they are a thing. Yeah, and she
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: genuinely likes her and he's not. There's a Deanna, don't
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: you dare shaking her head?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I think shaking her head because she's worried about the
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: same thing I am, which is is this too good
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: to be true? What's hiding around the corner that we
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: don't know about? Is that what it is? Or you
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: just don't like him because I really like him and
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: I like him for Christian, but I'm just worried.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Back in my head, I'm worried.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: I wrote my first sentence of notes is warming to Luke.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Woa warming and you're rolling to Luke.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Rolling?
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, I just but I just for whatever reason, I
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: am not sure that this has legs.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Why he really said, and it's confessional that he's in
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: it forever for good?
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah he said it.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: I mean when you're getting a four KRT ring together
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: from Kyle Chan and you're feeling all those feelings like
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: everyone who's about to propose is in it forever. Like
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: of course that's every single person. And from the history
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: of proposals at that time.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: It was four carrots. I thought it was just one.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Kyle said. Kyle said, oh, I thought he said four carrots.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: She'll say, yes, oh he said one carrot, right, I don't.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Know four carrot carrots? I don't know.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, did we have we seen a glimpse of the
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: ring yet?
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: It doesn't look like it's four I mean it's kind
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: of big, but I don't know what the setting is.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's flatter than I expect.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Look, guys, I don't.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's already lost value. But keep going, Deanna.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know it's not the time nor the place
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: for a diamond. And you've let that, You've let the
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: good darlings know.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: That it's it's I'm trying, that is what is it.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: Called lab grown o'clock? Is that what we're telling people?
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my god, that's so funny.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Cancel those safety deposit boxes.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just I don't know, guys, it's not personal.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: I just don't see it as a long term relationship. Sorry,
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, bets, bets, this is this is gonna be a
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: long bet, a long bet, you know.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, but see, now here's another thing, like
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: what is a success. I'm gonna say if they are
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: married for five years and have like a great kid
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: out of it, then that's a success.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, okay, it's four carrots, Dianna, you were right,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: it's four seven carrots.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: They're not gonna last because if he's not researching the
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: value of that, and he and they needs money, and
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: he's going in there and spending that kind of money.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: It was fourteen Yeah, he did it.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I remember that prase that I thought there was nuts.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Fourteen thousand for four caratis.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: That's a big deal.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: At low.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: It is low because Kyle Chan gives them deals.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Gives them deals, and it is very low, very low,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, but it's no value.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: There's coloring.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Emily Clarity on that or yeah, I mean, I don't know.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: It's probably lab grown, so it's not going to be
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: as expensive as the blunder.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Natural doesn't matter either.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: The value the diamonds no longer have. Their value is
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: as we've sat here on this podcast, the value of
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: diamonds has gone down.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm not.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: They are very budget conscious and if you yeah on
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: something and that research it to that point, I am
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: worried about those two that this would be the thing
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: that they would need to have right now.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: Here's here's what I think. I think Christian is her
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: best self right now, and I don't think it's sustainable.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: And I don't say that as a knock. I just
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: say it as I think the truth. Yeah, that's that's
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: not a one carrot, that's for sure. Yeah, it's a
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: very pretty ring.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: I'm holding it up.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: He's like a nice cut, clarity and color color.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think that he also is not built
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: for this life. I think he's a farm boy and
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: like or whatever, the fuck, you know.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: I think he's meant.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: To be like doing doing other lake lake things, you know,
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: and I don't see him. This is not sustainable to me.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: I don't think they're meant to be. And that's all
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: I have to say about it. And I stand that
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: in a stand on that not meant to be. Okay,
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: I don't think they're a fit.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I will buy you a four carrot diamond ring
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: five years, twenty dollars they are still together.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: I'll buy Kristen's ring and give it to you if
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: they're still she'll let me.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: I mean sounds great.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Or twenty a four curate ring or twenty dollars the
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: lesser value I know I will give you.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: I think that they will be happy together.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: I think they're in it for the long haul. So
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: The only thing I'm worried about is there something that
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: we don't know about him? And I'll just leave that there.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: So, now, did you guys hear that Katie Perry and
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Orlando Bloom are.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Done allegedly allegedly the.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Way that eleven minute trip to space.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: That's her entire life up, like her tour fell apart,
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: dancing it was bad. The tour sales gode husband like.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: He looked over and.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: He said, you know, like, I don't like being with
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: Space girl. I don't like being with bad Tour Girl.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: I'm out, Like I think she knows something happened in
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: space and an alien took over her body and the
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: real Katy Perry is in space on an alien ship.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: That's what I remember somebody saying, Oh, really, they replaced
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Katy Perry in space and the Katy Perry that landed
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: to Earth is not not.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense, Okay, well I didn't know that.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Good plot, yeah, I think. But also, like, how did
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Lauren Sanchez and Gail come out? I mean they got
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: some shit, but everybody forgot and now I mean Katy.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: Perry because Katie Perry did the most. I feel, you know,
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: she did too much. She kissed the ground from after
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: eleven minutes she'd sang, yeah, she did mother things like
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: it was at a you know, twelve.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: So I can't say I wouldn't have done the same.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't know where my head would be
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: at the monks.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to tell you would not.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Amy.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: I may have wrapped. I may have done an impersonation
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: of an alien.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Right well, why don't we wrap this up and I'll
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: head on over to Kyle Chance see what we can
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: get our hands on for real cheap and in the meantime,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: you know, head on over to Drama Darling. It's the
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• 51:30
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• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, one quick question before we fully wrap it up,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: darlings and you guys on the flashback of Jesse talking
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: about Michelle and she and he calls her a hooker
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: and he said, he calls her a hooker and I
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: only heard it for the first time. Oh no, because
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: you're a hooker and I only heard it this ever,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: and I like, laugh or. I went back and he's like,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: he says, Herker, why are.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: We These men can't speak, you know, they don't know
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: the words, they can't get the words right.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: The atmosphere Herker three hundred.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Three, Herger roll Rule Your World roll out.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Also check out Deanna Chang. She has an amazing substack
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: and podcast called How to Be Less Old, and she's
• 52:25
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• 52:28
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• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Instagram and That is completely it, right, Emily, that's totally
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't miss anything else.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Darling Show, what drama, Darling Show, High Value? Do we care?
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: We have a we have a four cart Instagram account.
• 52:49
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