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Hour 3 - Beltway Blues · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: of the podcast today. So here at hour number three.
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  Speaker 1: What jumps out about the wording from Jaden Daniels, the
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  Speaker 1: quarterback in Washington, regarding his very public beef with LSU.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that, and can you give the subtext
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  Speaker 1: the Dion Sanders and his draconian rules for the media
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  Speaker 1: at Colorado. We'll talk about that. Gino Arima says that
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  Speaker 1: the WNBA has been hijacked by politics. What do you
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  Speaker 1: make of that wording from Gino Rimo. We'll go there
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  Speaker 1: your way right now with lame jokes included here. It
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  Speaker 1: is got a case of those Beltway blues. Welme. In
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  Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is from where that would
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  Speaker 1: be none other than the Beltway as Jaden Daniels making
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  Speaker 1: all kinds of headlines here the Washington quarterback, and he
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  Speaker 1: has now broken his silence over his public hissy fit
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  Speaker 1: in Baton Rouge not happy with the Bayou by their
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  Speaker 1: gangster name LSU. And this after Daniels fired off a
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  Speaker 1: cease and desist letter demanding you stop using my name
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  Speaker 1: and my image and my likeness my nil. You cannot
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  Speaker 1: use my nil. So I don't know if you heard
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  Speaker 1: what he said or not. It's an interesting story. Daniels
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  Speaker 1: saying that he did not personally personally send the letter.
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  Speaker 1: He explained that the matter was handled by his representation.
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  Speaker 1: He said that that was my representation. That wasn't me.
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  Speaker 1: It's a quote that wasn't my representation. That was my representation,
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  Speaker 1: that wasn't me. Close quote. Now, the controversy stems from
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  Speaker 1: LSU continuing to use Jade and Daniels' image and honoring
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  Speaker 1: his legacy and celebrating his legacy and then also reissuing
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  Speaker 1: his number five jersey so there's a player on LSU
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  Speaker 1: this year wearing the number five jersey. Now, Daniels attempted
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  Speaker 1: to distance himself from the legal wrangling that's going on,
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  Speaker 1: the maneuvering, saying he still has a love for LSU
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  Speaker 1: and indicated there was no personal animosity towards the university.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So that is a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question what jumps out? What jumps
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  Speaker 1: out about the wording from Jade and Daniels the Washington
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  Speaker 1: command quarterback regarding the beef. Where's the beef with LSU?
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  Speaker 1: All right? So I've got shaggy airport leadership, seminar and
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  Speaker 1: together and we are going to be in the same ballpark.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that exciting? So first of all, I would like
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  Speaker 1: to be the first person on the Overnight show on
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  Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio to congratulate Jade and Daniels. I want
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  Speaker 1: to give this man a bouquet of flowers. Jade and
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  Speaker 1: Daniels turned a jersey number, right, a jersey number into
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  Speaker 1: a geo political crisis. So seriously, a tip of the headphone,
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  Speaker 1: a tip of the hat, the whole thing way to go.
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  Speaker 1: You played yourself, dude. Now, Internet investigators have already determined
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  Speaker 1: the reason that Jaden Daniels is in the soup is
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  Speaker 1: couse of Mama Bear, and you don't upset Mama Bear.
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  Speaker 1: This is a classic case. It would appear based on
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  Speaker 1: the circumstantial evidence of a over zealous mama protecting the
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  Speaker 1: legacy ever saw it, even though she's misguided, right, and
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  Speaker 1: she's guarding the number five jersey at LSU like it's
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  Speaker 1: the nuclear launch codes. It's not. It's just a number,
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  Speaker 1: that's all it is. Nobody erased your LSU career, and
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  Speaker 1: I understand the common courtesy is to retire the number,
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  Speaker 1: to take it out of service and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yet the problem with this is the approach. You made
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  Speaker 1: yourself a laughingstock. You played yourself, right, as we said,
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  Speaker 1: coughing up a numerical furball Jaden Daniels. And listen, here's
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  Speaker 1: the deal, Aiden Daniels. I recommend hiring a housekeeper because
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  Speaker 1: he's got to get his house in order. The entire
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  Speaker 1: clown show that that this is is. It's unnecessary damage
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  Speaker 1: to his brand, if you want to call it that.
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  Speaker 1: But when when the backlash arrives. Here's the problem. You
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  Speaker 1: don't get to toss your camp under the bus. And
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  Speaker 1: and this is the classic a I'm gonna play that
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  Speaker 1: shaggy defense. It wasn't me, It wasn't me. Uh yeah uh.
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  Speaker 1: These are your people representing you, ding ding ding ding ding. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: And if your people Jadeen Daniels are launching cease and
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  Speaker 1: desist like those old Patriot missiles back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: you don't get to pretend that you're Switzerland eating coco.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get to do that. And that's unfortunately how
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  Speaker 1: adulthood works. And right now you're looking like a total
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  Speaker 1: jackwagon at this point. Now, speaking of jackwagons, page two,
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  Speaker 1: we head now to prime time or coach Prime. Another
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  Speaker 1: genius here, another MENSA member, so Deon Sanders and the
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  Speaker 1: Colorado football team held the first open practice of his
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  Speaker 1: tenure this week. But yes, they imposed draconian rules and
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  Speaker 1: restrictions on reporters and fans who dared attend the open practice.
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  Speaker 1: Attendees were required to hand over their own phones. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Media members were prohibited from taking any kind of notes,
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  Speaker 1: recording any audio, any video, or photos, or posting real
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  Speaker 1: time updates. Colorado sent out email declaring the practice was
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  Speaker 1: open for viewing purposes only, they said, and they said
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  Speaker 1: it was closed for all reporting, recording, and documentation purposes.
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  Speaker 1: Now Sanders, the czar of Colorado Football. His directive went
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  Speaker 1: even further, Dion Sanders saying that nothing observed at practice
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  Speaker 1: may be reported, published, posted, broadcast, or otherwise shared in
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  Speaker 1: any form without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.
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  Speaker 1: I may have added that last part. He said, on
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  Speaker 1: any platform, at any time, at any time, anywhere. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so the school issuing a warning that anyone, any man, woman,
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  Speaker 1: or child violating that policy could be removed, lose credentials,
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  Speaker 1: and have your future ASSSS access restricted, affecting their chances
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  Speaker 1: of working and all that. So all right, question, can
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  Speaker 1: you give me the subtext to Dion Sanders media rules
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  Speaker 1: at Colorado? Give me the subtext on that. So the
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  Speaker 1: subtext on this is rather simple. You talk about Dion,
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  Speaker 1: he's one of the great princes of football, I say,
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  Speaker 1: the prince of college football coaching. He has now been promoted, Dion,
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  Speaker 1: to the prince of paranoia. So congratulates, what exactly are
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  Speaker 1: you hiding?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 1: You've had no open practices The last couple of years
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  Speaker 1: and you've absolutely ridden the vomit comet. So why don't
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  Speaker 1: you just give the playbook to somebody and haven't posted
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  Speaker 1: on social media? It might actually help you out, all right,
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  Speaker 1: Colorado should change their mascot from the Buffalo's to the Bullies.
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  Speaker 1: Colorado bullies uh threatening media credentials while restricting independent reporters. Now,
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  Speaker 1: from what I was reading, as I understand it, the
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  Speaker 1: kids of Dion Sanders they have their own media operation
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  Speaker 1: and they still are allowed preferential access and the prime
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  Speaker 1: time branding machine keeps humming along, chirp yep, just like that.
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  Speaker 1: And Colorado, listen, they were thirsty. They sucked for years
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  Speaker 1: and years and years, been like a generation, so they
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  Speaker 1: got all excited. Dion's a great publicity guy, heype man,
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  Speaker 1: so they hired Dion Sanders and we're fans of the
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  Speaker 1: idea has been great for us, and unfortunately Colorado created
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  Speaker 1: this coaching monster, giving it free rein and now it's
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  Speaker 1: eating the sofa, which is a bit of a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Like I had no idea that Dion Sanders watched one
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  Speaker 1: of those airport leadership seminars and was a big fan
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  Speaker 1: of Mussolini and Kim Jong un. In fact, there's a
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  Speaker 1: rumor on the internet. I'm sure it's not true, but
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  Speaker 1: it may be that Colorado's next train camp will be
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  Speaker 1: held in Pyongyang. That that's what they would like. They
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  Speaker 1: really appreciate the way the North Koreans keep their media
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  Speaker 1: in line. And we wouldn't be shocked if the next
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  Speaker 1: memo instructing the reporters who cover Colorado address Deon Sanders
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  Speaker 1: as respected comrade Deon Sanders like Colorado again. They created
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  Speaker 1: this and now he's eating the lazy boy. And you
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  Speaker 1: wanted coach Prime with no guardrails. Congratulations, you now have
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  Speaker 1: not Coach Prime. You have Supreme Leader Prime on the sidelines. Craziness. Craziness. Now,
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  Speaker 1: speaking of craziness as you have, if you've been listening,
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  Speaker 1: you know as you whittle away the time with me
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  Speaker 1: that I generally do not rally the troops to talk WNBA.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. It's just not really about the sports. I've
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  Speaker 1: ranted about that for a while. Now, I mean, I'll
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  Speaker 1: talk about it because occasionally there's something that interests me.
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  Speaker 1: This is the rare and appropriate time I'm gonna circle
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  Speaker 1: back to this because there's someone named Gino Arima who
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  Speaker 1: is if you like women's basketball. I guess he's a big
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  Speaker 1: deal at Connecticut. There and beautiful stores Connecticut, which I
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  Speaker 1: drove through, by the way, nothing but trees when I
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  Speaker 1: was making my way to Wooster back from New York,
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  Speaker 1: so I drove right through there. A lot of trees
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  Speaker 1: at the campus of Yukon anyway, Gino Arima says the
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  Speaker 1: WNBA conversation that's been going on has been capital H hijacked,
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  Speaker 1: capital H hijacked by political and cultural controversies instead of
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  Speaker 1: being all about the basketball. That's what he said. Arima
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  Speaker 1: arguing that although the WNBA is getting what he called
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  Speaker 1: unprecedented attention, attention is not necessarily beneficial to the long
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  Speaker 1: term health of the league when discussing the When the
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  Speaker 1: discussion is all about politics, and that is all it
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  Speaker 1: is about. Nobody cares about these players and their ability
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  Speaker 1: or the outcome of the games. It is on the
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  Speaker 1: back burner now, fron backburner. Rima went on to say
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  Speaker 1: that he believes the w NBA has become more overly
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  Speaker 1: politicized than any other major sport. Hard to argue with that,
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  Speaker 1: saying you don't see that in the other sports, all right,
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  Speaker 1: So the question Yukon legend Geno rm A saying that
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  Speaker 1: the w NBA has been hijacked by politics. What do
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  Speaker 1: you make of the wording the wording of Geno rim
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  Speaker 1: So in the cartoon bubble on my head side. It's
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  Speaker 1: on the right side of my head if you're curious. So,
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  Speaker 1: Geno rm he's got a boombox at old school, like
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  Speaker 1: nineteen eighties boombox, and he's listening to Tiny tim trying
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  Speaker 1: to tiptoe through the tulips without getting himself canceled by
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  Speaker 1: talking about this, right, So come on, Gino, Clearly this
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  Speaker 1: guy is a closeted member of the Malad militia, as
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  Speaker 1: he's just regurgitating our take that the WNBA has become
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  Speaker 1: less a basketball league and more a battlefield. It's a
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  Speaker 1: battlefield in the culture war. It's been that way, right,
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  Speaker 1: That's how this has been for a while for a
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  Speaker 1: while now. And his money quote, nobody's coming to watch
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  Speaker 1: another protest movement, they're coming to watch basketball any spot
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  Speaker 1: on And there was a great lesson. We had some
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  Speaker 1: really crazy times in this country a few years ago
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  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty, with the pandemic and everything that was
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  Speaker 1: going on. It was just insane. People were burning cities down,
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  Speaker 1: political leaders were cheering it on. It was absolute insanity,
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  Speaker 1: anarchy that was taking place right and the NFL they
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  Speaker 1: dabbled in it, NBA dabbled, ANBA really went into it.
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  Speaker 1: They went woke, mic woke woke in the NBA, and
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  Speaker 1: then something funny happened. They realized it was really hurting
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  Speaker 1: the product. They were hardpooting their own product to the NBA,
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  Speaker 1: because even though there's a lot of noise on social media,
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  Speaker 1: it's being rigged by bots, and real hard working men
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  Speaker 1: and women in America don't want that shove down their
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  Speaker 1: throat when they're watching a ballgame. The NFL learned it
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  Speaker 1: with Colin Kaepernick. They were reminded of it in twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently the WNBA didn't pay any attention any attention to
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  Speaker 1: that because they're all in, baby, they're all in. And
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  Speaker 1: in recent weeks we've had, among others, you got the
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  Speaker 1: Sophie cutting Ham comments about, you know, transgender men competing
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  Speaker 1: against authentic born women, and then people bashing Sophie cutting
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  Speaker 1: Then there's this other woman I've never heard of, Dijoni
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  Speaker 1: or something, Carrington. I even know what it is who
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  Speaker 1: I guess suggested that Cunningham benefited from like white privilege
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  Speaker 1: on the court. I read that several of you idiots
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  Speaker 1: have been sending me that story, wanted me to come in.
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  Speaker 1: So listen, you can summon up like this when you
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  Speaker 1: talk about the WNBA. This is what absolute horrid leadership
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  Speaker 1: looks like. This is horrible leadership. The league finally got
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  Speaker 1: a little taste. They finally got some eyeballs thanks to
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  Speaker 1: Caitlin Clark. Games when she played were pulling in really
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  Speaker 1: monster ratings. It was amazing. Now people weren't watching these
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  Speaker 1: other games. They just watched when she would play. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: Commissioner what's her name, Kathy Engelbert, I believe that's her name,
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  Speaker 1: appears to be watching the kitchen burn burn, burn burn,
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  Speaker 1: while debating whether or not the the smoke detector in
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen is being too judgmental about the fire. I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand smoke detector. You shouldn't make an opinion. Let
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  Speaker 1: the fire burn burn, burn, burn, Burdbert, why are you
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  Speaker 1: making noise. You shouldn't make a judgment that that's a fire.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's not a fire, Maybe it's just a spark.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's just that's it. That's all it is. We
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  Speaker 1: have a team named the Sports Maybe that's it. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's unbelievable, It's absolutely ridiculous. Seriously, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm convinced like the people at Harvard of all
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  Speaker 1: people are already designing a course around the leadership of
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  Speaker 1: Kathy Ingelbert. How many blue ribbon panels are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to put together? This is a semester long case
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  Speaker 1: study waiting to happen. WNBA malfeas its one oh one
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  Speaker 1: coming to a college campus near you. How do you
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  Speaker 1: get the attention your heart desired, you always wanted, and
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  Speaker 1: somehow make people talk about everything except your actual product?
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  Speaker 1: There you go the WNBA whoo all right, it is
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• 22:25
  Speaker 1: a Costco card And you can say Helloa to Cooper
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: loop there and how do you do that? Well, you
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: say hello to him at a Bronco fan that's uh,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Bronco fan. And on all of those accounts, your comments
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: can and will be used against you in the court
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: of sports.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Uh well listen, big good news here Supermarket Steve very
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: proud of him. He's sitting down, he's having a nice
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: warm donut and it looks that's my favorite donut. Super Market.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: He sent a photo of the donut. That's a beautiful
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: looking donut right there. That is the way to go.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: So good job by you. And I'd like to have
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: a similar donut later. Maybe I'll have one later today,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: a similar donut. Yeah, exactly, I know it's pretty wild,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: all right. Anyway, Let's see here, let's pay off the
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: mallor riddle of the days. So two fans beat in
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: quotes Joey Chestnut in a blank eating contest. We'll keep
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: it simple and get right to the question the answers.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Rather a shoe eating contest from fer Dog Alf the
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: alien on Pinter said, a kilbasa eating competition. Who else
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: do we have? Let's see page down Nashville hot chicken
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: contest from Nashville Phil, A little biased Rocky Mountain oyster
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: contest from milkman Michael I would have won that courtesy
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: flusher going with Vasileene. Well, I know somebody like wait,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Coop looked a lot younger when he did that. But yeah, wow,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: all right, Late Night drug tester says a Kennedy fried
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: chicken or eating test. Yeah, Marcel and Brooklyn, flaming hot
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: cheetos from Seawan and Portland cream puff eating contest from JT.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: The Wingman, A flesh eating bacteria, a hot dog contest
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  Speaker 1: from Stevie Meatballs, our pal there in the Sunshine State.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: What else? Andy in Line o' lake said they beat
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: him in a hissing cockroach eating contest. Eke in Roseville, Minnesota,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: going with gefilter fish disgusting analog Al says chocolate covered
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Tarantula's our friend, Rebecca the ram fan. Y, that's right,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: that's the Rebecca the rim although it's just says Rebecca
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: the Gabba ghoul eating contest. Kathy and Madison says Benny's
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: homemade cooking cookie eating contest, Bill going with De's nuts
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: as the answer, and who's your Bill? A different Bill
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: said Ben, I want you to know I can make
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: fart noises with my armpit. Well, congratulations, congratulations on that
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: donkey sausage, said rotten fish as his answer. All right, Lorraine, No,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: he answered to the riddle again, if you're late to
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: the party. Two fans in quotes beat Joey Chestnut in
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  Speaker 1: a blank eating contest. I'm gonna go with an ice
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: cube eating contest. Ice is it? Ice cube eating contest?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Is that? Yeah? No, that is incorrect. Joey Chestnut forty two.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Technically he lost in a technicality. He lost an eating
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: contest for tater tots. Tater Tots, although there's some funny
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: business going on. I'm gonna offend my friend Joey Chestnut.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: The Joey Chestnut competed alone against four separate two person teams,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: so he put himself at a numerical disadvantage. And the
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: winning duo defeated Chestnut by less than one tenth of
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: one ounce. So it took two people who barely edged
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: the superhuman strength of Joey Chestnut. It would be like
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: it would be like playing Jordan one on one and
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: needing a friend to help you beat Jordan one on one.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: He doesn't really count, right, Yeah, come on now, So
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: the people that won, they received a championship belt and
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: bragging rights. But come on, Joey Chestnut, that's the way,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: that's the way to go. This was in Wisconsin earlier
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: this week. Chestnut, who has now won eighteen mustard belts,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Holy f eighteen mustard belts. He owns the record of
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: seventy six hot dogs and buns in ten minutes, seventy six,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: and he also has if I think the number is
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: fifty eight records in that sport. We have a modern
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: day Bambino on our hands, and he's not appreciated enough.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: He's not. That's a bad job by you people. You
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: should appreciate Joey Chestnut. You should all right, come on now,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: right is the Ben Mallard Show. Let's go to the
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: phones and we'll say hello, eeny meeni, miney moo. Let's hello.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: We have lame jokes coming up. Doug is deep in
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: the heart of the OC. What's going on, Doug, Welcome
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: in Orange County? What's going on? Tustin? Hello, Doug, Ben?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: What's going on? My man? What's this? First time?
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Call her? U?
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Fairly new listener? But I love you, man. You open
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: up with tools sometimes you open up with Jimmy Buffett.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: You are the man.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Well as you know, I love music. Yes, go ahead, Well.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I would just have to say that dis could could
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: maybe take a take a page out of a Joey
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: chest snatter or two, because that guy has just fallen
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: all over to play for us and the Dodgers. Man,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I cannot stand it.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: And now do we Let me ask you this, Doug, Doug, Doug,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: do we do we? At what point do we start
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: calling out the Dodger front office? Because the two big
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: additions they added this year are Tucker and Diaz, who
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: together together are suck and blow. Oh my god, they
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: both horrible. These are two big additions.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Man, I love you.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: I love you because those are the two guys that
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I would call out, and I would say, Scooball, I mean,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: we paid a lot of money and he hasn't really
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: showed much either, So I don't really know everyone's complaining
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: about this, but like we pay, We paid people for
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: what they did and not what they're gonna do. And
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I don't really know what to say.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you look at a ragtag team like the Brewers,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: who don't spend that kind of money and they have
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: good teams every year. And there's what happened in the
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: game on Thursday night. I mean, they just nicked. They
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: just nicked Edwin diz Uh. You know, there weren't a
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: lot of you know, power hits or whatever they were
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: just it was, it was, it was increasing insane and
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: like I'm just it bothers me. The the Hubris, like
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Dave Roberts, I'm I'm I'm sure you saw the same
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I'm watching on TV. I'm like, DZ doesn't have it.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Take him out of the game. Nah, we'll leave him in.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: We'll leave him in, He'll figure it out. Crazy.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Hey, Ben, I love you, man, Thank you, thank you
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: for everything you do.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Call me, call me more often, Buddy, call me more often.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Look at that that's a fan
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: right there. I believe that there should be some kind
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: of criminal charges here if this continues. Grand larceny, all right,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: you know, grand larceny for a player who is a fraud.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I think that's grand larceny. Right, you're a fraud?
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah you think so?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: All right, let's keep it going and we say all
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: over to Mike the left pracaon, who is on? Hello,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Mike the lept precaon, Welcome, good.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: Morning, Thank you for taking Mike call early. How are
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: you well?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: You requested, you said you wanted to be on. You
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: did not want to battle with your mortal enemy marcell
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: and Brooks. So I made your dreams come true.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, well, thank you. Anyway, it was a good week
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: for Benit, Cherry and Glubleeve. I'm glad to take go
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: into the Hall of Fame. And to be honest, did
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: you hear about the Chilean Brown event in Boston? You
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: know he's de putting on a city party to kind
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: of wish him good goodbye and thank you. So he's
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: he's a proloctopas did you know that I mean, he's
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: very generous.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Well I did know. I didn't know that he's done
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: a lot for about charity stuff around Boston. I'm sure
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: do it in Philadelphia.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, for these well, let's taps one again. They
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: back on the new winning streak. So what they're doing
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: now is they're all taken off their shirts, all the men. Right,
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: that's the least kind of quiz at the stadiums. It
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: was happening at the World Cup. It was happening in
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: the baseball games. Do you think the women it started?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, well only the good looking ones, but yes, I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: absolutely yes. Why not everyone take their shirt off except me?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not taking my shirt off, but everyone else? Why not?
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Well, okay, another funny statistic came up this week. Hollywood.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: The Hollywood sign Hooray for Hollywood was made in nineteen
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: twenty three, and back then it was in Hollywood, it
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: was Hollywood Lands.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: So I am aware. I've been to the Hollywood Sign.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I know the whole story. That is true. It was
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: remote houses.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: Many of your listeners, not many of your listeners probably
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: are aware of that.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: But well, I don't know if they were thinking about
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: that at this time of the morning on a sports
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: radio show. But I'm glad that you enlightened us here.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: And I said years ago that the there should be
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: a team in LA that drops the La moniker and
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: goes like Hollywood. You know, the Holly. There was a
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: team called the Hollywood Stars back in the old days.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Then that was a minor league team. Wouldn't that be
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: a cool name? Maybe not these days with all the
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Wolkesters in Hollywood, but back in the old days, oh
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: my god, it'd be a great name. Hollywood Stars. You
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: get a great uniform, be awesome.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Speaking of like eating contests every Tuesday up in Rogers
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Stadium in Toronto, they have that kind of beat the
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: record of how many Looney dogs, so they sell the
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: hot dogs kind of cheaper than usual. So guess how many.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: I think the stadium holds about forty thousand guests. Je
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: me us a record and not everybody.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: So yeah, look, at.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Some point, you know, there is a rumor that maybe
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: will go on a Toronto thing with Nico. Would be cool,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I go to I don't think Nico likes the Blue
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Jays though, but our guy Nico, we could go over
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: and explore Toronto and probably go to a Raptors game more.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Than at the same time. Then in the stadium you
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: could just cross over.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's only like an hour and a half
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: or whatever away. Something like that quite close.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Be great.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what happened? What happened to the guys who fell
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: into the ice?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is a preview of lame jokes. You're doing
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: your first joke here. What happened to the guy that
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: fell on the ice? I don't know the dad?
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: The dad it became a popsicle.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, thank you, go by. Hang up on yourself.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Please do the honorable thing and hang up on yourself.
• 32:51
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• 32:55
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• 32:58
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• 33:00
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• 33:01
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• 33:05
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• 33:12
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• 33:15
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• 33:16
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• 33:20
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• 33:23
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• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Knock Knock, who's there. Blame weed Blame week too.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week. Now here
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: we go Big Ben's lame jokes of the week. Let's see.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Do we have the man, the myth, the legend, weed
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: man hippie? Are you there, weed man hippie?
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: Ben on here and made me laugh.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, everything all right with you? Yes? Yeah, I'm good
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: and you seem depressed?
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: No, no, I'm good, all right?
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: All right? How old was Mike the Leprechaun when he
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: celebrated his birthday with cabbage and beans? No idea forty two?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: That's how he is. That's all. George and Valdi Georgia
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: and Uvalde Texas Dad joke, Dave writes, and he says,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: what do you call a paper airplane that can't fly? What? Stationary?
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: That's not a bad Joe. That's pretty good, Dave. I
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: That's that's good.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: These are actual jokes in by actual listeners. If you
• 35:24
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• 35:26
  Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Benmallershow at gmail dot com. Everyone saw
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: aw Coople do an offensive joke. Here's a throwback joke
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: from Tyler in Parts unknown. He says, Ben, did you
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: hear that we discovered the world's largest island.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it turns out it was just Lizzo on a
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: cruise ship. So that's that's all. Actually lots of weight.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, this want from Kathy and Madison.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: You know why poop pills can be sold as smart pills? Why? Well,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: because when you say, hey, these bills taste like Drek,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: you're smarter already. That's Kathy in Massaconvin, Dennis and Detroit
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: sent this one in. What NFL record did Joe Flacco
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: set when he started for the Bengals this week?
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: What record?
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Well, he became the first player to start a game
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: while receiving retirement benefits. So congratulations to Joe Flackell. There
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: where to go? All right? What's the difference between Mike
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: the Leprechawn and Jed who fled?
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: What?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Well, one's a leprechaun and one's an ex con. So
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: there that's it right there. That's econ Rooseville, Minnesota. All right,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Joe and Virginia Beach at this one in. I saw
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: two w NBA tickets nailed to a fence this morning.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: How about that weed man? Wow? Yeah, he says, my
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: lucky day, free nails. Yeah, all right, Gray funny, and
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: where does lore A go on her days off? Where
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: as far as possible from her cousin Anthony in Louisiana.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: That's Michael in Tulsa, he said a few he said. Now,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: why do Michael Leprechaun and Marcel and Brooklyn fight so much?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Why because they can't be in the same hot air balloon.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Cannot do it, cannot do it. That's Michael and Tulsa.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: George and Rochester, Minnesota sent this one in on Big
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Ben's lame Jokes of the Week. He says, the Lakers
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: were bought for over twelve billion dollars this week. How
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: about that the big right? Yeah, Tony Romo was relieved
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: it wasn't him after his last bender. So now to
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: the weed man radio roast. Why doesn't weed man like
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: being called cheap? Why? Because he's not cheap, he's broke.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: There's a difference. That's Surfer Todd with Condian. This one's
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: from Lucky Tony in the Bay Area. How can weed
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: man hippie make money on the toilet wow by making
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: weed man action figures? Uh, we'll just leave that right there. Yeah.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Shane and Leesburg, Alabama writes it. He says, and weed
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Man has a hundred dollars bill in his front pocket
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: and another one hundred dollar bill in his back pocket.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Then what does weed Man have? What someone else's pants?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: It's a good joke by Shane and I did you
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: hear that weed Man was offered a job at the
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: petting Zoo?
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: Wow? Cool?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, he's the perfect fit for working with the pot
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: belly pigs. That's when Rob a winner of the Mallard
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Town Show, Robert the three two one and any lane
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: any offensive jokes, coop or anything like negative? All right?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Why does weed Man hippie hate gardeners? Why? Well, they're
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: known to use weed whackers. Always a problem, Mike. Why
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: did weed Man and not not make it to as
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: a corporate ceo? As a corporate ceo? Why, Oh, he's
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: always got he's always gotten lost in the weeds. That's
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: the problem, I say, Mike again. All right, Now, did
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: you know that weed Man is actually not cheap? A right?
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, you just have alligator arms. You literally can't
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: reach your wallet, weed Man. It's fascinating, Surfer Todd the comedian.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: And why does weed Man get disappointed with maps? Why?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Apparently you cannot tell where the high way is. Weed
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Man has a problem.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Michael.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: That's Michael in Tulsa. Who is weed Man's favorite X
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: handle on Twitter? Cool the well. Thank you to the
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Ben Mause Show. That would be Sir smokes a lot.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: You're a big fan from Michael. Don't forget Big Ben's
• 40:18
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• 40:21
  Speaker 1: for next week's show every Friday. We do this care
• 40:24
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• 40:27
  Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Put jokes in the headlines. This one's
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: from Brendan in Boston. He says, did you hear that
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: weed Man is into arts and crafts?
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Really?
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