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LeBoyDad | Son of a Boy Dad #390 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 1: I just met your birthday post?
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  Speaker 4: Is today? Your birthday? Now yesterday? That's what I thought
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  Speaker 4: your birthday?
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  Speaker 1: I missed it.
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  Speaker 4: Don't worry, BRO missed it. It's all good.
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  Speaker 1: But I found the sickest picture.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Hainbow is insane? Like what possessed you to be so
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  Speaker 1: gay in that picture?
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  Speaker 4: What? I didn't even see it? What picture? This picture? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: You you told me to I would not tell you
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  Speaker 4: to be gay. You're exact.
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  Speaker 1: I can't be gay. I don't have that power. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not God.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta get a new phone. Things fucking destroyed.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start, bro, let's start all.
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  Speaker 4: Right, already, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 4: Dad podcast. Today. It is April sixth, It is one
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  Speaker 4: thirty pm. Are those Clark's Wallabies? Yeah? Ooh those are nice,
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  Speaker 4: little bit chunky soul. Those are sick, little chunky soul.
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  Speaker 5: I love them. That's why I'm bringing them up on
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  Speaker 5: the boat. No, they're not. They're They're like a knockoff
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  Speaker 5: of that. They're cool though. This has come from a
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  Speaker 5: company called Interrational Element. They're like a third of the
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  Speaker 5: price of the gats.
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  Speaker 1: Are those Smiths?
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  Speaker 4: These are stand Smiths? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Why do we We don't need to founder's addition, Actually
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  Speaker 5: we love Adidas here, I love Adidas.
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  Speaker 1: Would you just say, are you going to wear those
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  Speaker 1: on the boat?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Those are like Sperry's.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wear these.
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  Speaker 5: Remember the remember what you have the last time we
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  Speaker 5: went It wasn't the last time, but when we went
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  Speaker 5: fishing with Sydney, your shoes.
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  Speaker 4: What was wrong with them? I was wearing those boots
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  Speaker 4: because they made me leave my shoes.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't make you.
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  Speaker 4: We would have had to get in to leave the shoes.
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  Speaker 5: We would have had to get in a boat to
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  Speaker 5: go across a channel to a car to go get
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  Speaker 5: them out of the car. Yeah, we were dead and
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  Speaker 5: you were like I need those. I'm like, dude, those
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  Speaker 5: had holes in the soul was flapping like the tongue.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was. It was tough.
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  Speaker 5: I had to convince you, like, yeah, it's too late
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  Speaker 5: for them.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, in your defense, they wore shoes that I
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  Speaker 4: had already like given up and then went back to.
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  Speaker 4: You know, when you just like retire a pair of shoes.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if I've ever done that.
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  Speaker 4: I retired them maybe, I mean I usually just have
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  Speaker 4: one pair and then sneakers.
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  Speaker 1: I retired some Rebox classics that I just put back
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  Speaker 1: in their rotation. Oh yeah, they're just yeah too beats ship.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean you bring them back.
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  Speaker 5: I've done that when I have lost a pair of
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  Speaker 5: shoes and then found them, yeah, which is a good feeling.
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  Speaker 4: I genuinely have like never even considered having like multiple
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  Speaker 4: pairs of like shoes like this, Like I've always just
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  Speaker 4: been like, looks minning, No, not looks minning, Like, I
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  Speaker 4: like how they look, but like they're comfortable and they
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  Speaker 4: break in and then you just wear them until they
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  Speaker 4: fall apart and then you get a new pair. I
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  Speaker 4: was that way most of my life, and then I
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  Speaker 4: became very materialistic.
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  Speaker 1: Which is nice, isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: It's not that great.
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  Speaker 5: I actually just did a big perch brought a bunch
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  Speaker 5: of clothes to the real real It's like one of
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  Speaker 5: those used clothes you know, sales places.
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  Speaker 4: What are you doing? Trying to charge my phone? But
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  Speaker 4: this thing keeps fucking turning off? So I got to
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  Speaker 4: turn it back on.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta have a phone charger.
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  Speaker 4: And here I said, I told you guys, I got
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  Speaker 4: to get a new phone. I had. This thing was
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  Speaker 4: at one hundred percent like an hour ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, something's happening to mine too, or shutting them down?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah they're shutting Yes, there it's they decided it's time
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  Speaker 4: to get the seventeen and planned off Celeste. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: don't have a choice.
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  Speaker 1: Sucks.
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  Speaker 5: I was told that the right way to sell clothes
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  Speaker 5: would be if I listed them as on on like
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  Speaker 5: Instagram stories. No, but I was like, I can't do that.
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  Speaker 4: Why you should do it? On? Who wants this?
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  Speaker 1: That's why you gotta do.
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  Speaker 5: People would be like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 4: Deep hop would be funny though, because then someone would
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  Speaker 4: find your profile and it'd be like a bunch of
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  Speaker 4: like photos of just your shirts, like with you in them.
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  Speaker 1: The lime green Japanese outfit.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, that's clearly France.
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  Speaker 1: It's very specific, like I've only seen this ever once.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a game warns, Like one time, I think
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  Speaker 1: some Scottie Pippin gum that he threw in a trash can,
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  Speaker 1: like got sold at an auction or something like that
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  Speaker 1: paid money for the gum that he chewed. Do you
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  Speaker 1: think you can mark up some designer?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to warn No, I wouldn't mark it up.
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  Speaker 5: I just know that I would get the best value
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  Speaker 5: that way, because when you go through these consignment places,
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  Speaker 5: they take a pretty chunky percentage.
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  Speaker 4: When you use like D pop and stuff the real
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  Speaker 4: real or yeah it's the real thing, Yeah I thought
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  Speaker 4: you were around when that's that's one of them.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the reason I'm opting for the real reel is
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  Speaker 5: you just bring all your clothes in a bag to
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  Speaker 5: them sort them and price them and oh.
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  Speaker 4: That's great, So you don't it's the least amount of
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  Speaker 4: definitely do.
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  Speaker 1: That pricing them. There's crazy they do, like the Second
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  Speaker 1: Street Vintage or something. They'll be like, you actually owe
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  Speaker 1: us money to take these clothes.
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  Speaker 4: I have a genius idea, like they really did something
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  Speaker 4: with that.
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  Speaker 1: They'll just give you a terrible deal. Did you get
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  Speaker 1: a good deal? I haven't.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't brought them yet. I went full Marie Condo though.
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  Speaker 5: I really purged in a big way.
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  Speaker 1: We need to make space for your art now.
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  Speaker 5: I need to make space for more clothes, which I
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  Speaker 5: consider art.
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  Speaker 1: They are. It's performance art to wear clothes or like
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  Speaker 1: a well crafted garment, that's the work of an artist.
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  Speaker 4: These are pieces, not items. Definitely.
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  Speaker 1: How much did you get rid of?
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  Speaker 5: I mean I don't know, probably like thirteen things.
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  Speaker 1: What was the hardest one to let go of a
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  Speaker 1: lot of.
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  Speaker 4: My l being flannels.
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  Speaker 5: I felt pretty sad about because I had thought I
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  Speaker 5: would pass those down to my son.
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  Speaker 4: I could take them. I'm gonna throw them away too,
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  Speaker 4: but make it feel.
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  Speaker 1: Better to sell them on deep up. I can resell
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  Speaker 1: your shit on a resale.
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  Speaker 5: Just take my clothes, just throw them away.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be like, oh, thanks, man, I appreciate that, and
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  Speaker 4: then like, I'll you know, maybe i'll wear it once.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of get that it's easier for someone else
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  Speaker 1: to throw away. Or when you give it to someone, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you have no attachment. You're like, oh, I gave that
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  Speaker 1: to somebody. It went to a good a good person,
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  Speaker 1: or went to a person.
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  Speaker 5: I've given you clothes, I've bought you close and you
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  Speaker 5: don't wear them, So why would mean you hand me down? Actually,
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  Speaker 5: maybe that's more your speed.
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  Speaker 4: The sweater.
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  Speaker 5: I wear the sweater all the time. I've never seen
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  Speaker 5: it once.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to like scuff it up and wear
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  Speaker 4: it in the air. It is such horseshit. Scuff a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of bullshits.
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  Speaker 1: Swist scuff is wool.
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  Speaker 4: Who's going to be walking on your chest? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You never know, snag maybe you could get snagged.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want it to get snagged and then unspooled,
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  Speaker 4: you know, make it walking through for you're just coming
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  Speaker 4: with a T shirt on. Never believe what happened.
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  Speaker 1: That's what happened. Francis is one black sweater that used
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  Speaker 1: to be a full sweater and then you got.
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  Speaker 4: A sweater is currently stretched from twenty seven fall the
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  Speaker 4: way up to twenty eight.
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  Speaker 1: It's like that ring that goes around the city to
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  Speaker 1: make it like Jewish friend that wire that what has
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  Speaker 1: that wire work? If you stay within that wire, then
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  Speaker 1: you're like practice you don't have to like follow the
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  Speaker 1: laws of uh.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I've seen that?
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  Speaker 1: Can you can you guys look that up. There's like
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  Speaker 1: a wire that runs around like most of Manhattan.
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  Speaker 4: Of the wire.
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  Speaker 1: The show there's a TV show that goes that they're
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  Speaker 1: running around Manhattan and it's like within it, you don't
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  Speaker 1: you can't break like Jewish law. The wild wire encircling Manhattan.
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that America and of you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, made of fishing wire and so like you
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  Speaker 1: can you have different rules because they put this fishing
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  Speaker 1: wire up.
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  Speaker 4: Why do they use fishing wire?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's just like make it
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  Speaker 1: a home.
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  Speaker 5: I think you've been googling how to how to keep
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  Speaker 5: them in one area?
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  Speaker 4: How do we how do we convince them to not
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  Speaker 4: the real thing? It's one hundred like what happens you
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  Speaker 4: cross the fishing wire and then like you can't say
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  Speaker 4: anything bad.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not that. It's like you can like catch
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  Speaker 1: a cab or like use buttons or something like that
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  Speaker 1: within this this area during certain Jewish holidays where it's
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  Speaker 1: like you usually can't use electronics or go outside your house. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: so it's like a safe it's like a safe haven
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  Speaker 1: for where you can't break the law.
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  Speaker 4: You can't or you can't.
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  Speaker 1: It allows for activities forbidden on the Sabbath in public domains,
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  Speaker 1: such as carrying, pushing strollers or walking with canes. So
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  Speaker 1: you can do those things.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's a it's a it's a like a no
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  Speaker 5: judgment zone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can disobey the rules within this yes, Oh,
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  Speaker 5: because you need to be able to do those things. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: sometimes on the Sabbath.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: So this is like, uh, it's like base.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you're a home base. Yeah, you're like safe.
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  Speaker 4: They do a lot of Jewish people live there specifically,
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  Speaker 4: Like wouldn't that kind of be like if your cane Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like if you have a cane, what do you you
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  Speaker 4: got an uber to the fucking fishnet zone? Yes, and start.
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  Speaker 1: Walking basically, or you just keep it within like you
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  Speaker 1: kind of hug the border. I thought that was dudes,
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  Speaker 1: we got to put this video in.
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  Speaker 5: So you're in this, you're in the en of on
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  Speaker 5: on the Sabbath. You're actually allowed to accept someone's first
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  Speaker 5: offer on Facebook market.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I guess exactly. You don't have to haggle
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  Speaker 1: for That's amazing.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like a sign would be like more helpful
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  Speaker 4: than just a school zone line, like drug free.
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  Speaker 1: School zone type of deal, or like findes doubled or
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  Speaker 1: something like that.
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  Speaker 5: How did this become the way that people address the camera?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I agree, I do a lot of this
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  Speaker 5: talking to camera stuff pretty close, but I'm not like, fucking,
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  Speaker 5: why is he.
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  Speaker 4: So fucking why doesn't he hold it a little?
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  Speaker 1: You know, he might have t rex arms. What if
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: it's like a guy with a arm deformity who's trying
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  Speaker 1: to do selfie videos?
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  Speaker 4: What is he holding? Is that like a microphone?
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  Speaker 1: It's got to be yeah, yeah, Oh it's the wire. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's tracing the wire.
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  Speaker 4: He's holding the wire, the fishing wire. Fair enough.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if you could just like make your own
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  Speaker 1: wire and just kind of like like put it in
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  Speaker 1: like a hoop above you or something like, Yeah, protect
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  Speaker 1: yourself where we're attached to the cane.
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  Speaker 4: Like one of those like missiletoe hats.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, gotta practice follow the toro. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how we got to that. We were
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  Speaker 1: talking about something very important, were we now?
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  Speaker 4: Pretty sure? So we pretty much opened with that, your
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  Speaker 4: hair's perfect? Is it dry? Shampoo? No? None? None? None?
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  Speaker 4: Just your old spies, just sweet old old spices.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you were at home? I was, Yeah, your parents
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  Speaker 1: keep a old spice stock.
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  Speaker 4: Still no, I just have one in my room. Happy birthday, Thanks?
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  Speaker 4: How was it?
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  Speaker 1: It's fine?
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  Speaker 4: Twenty five? Yeah? Sweet, that's a big one.
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  Speaker 5: The golden ear, that's a that's a big one.
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  Speaker 4: Feels like the beginning of the end, the beginning of
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  Speaker 4: the downfall, should be the last birthday that you celebrate,
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  Speaker 4: for sure. I mean I don't really I didn't even
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  Speaker 4: really celebrated.
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  Speaker 1: Then you're good.
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  Speaker 4: Did you get anything? No, I got my parents gave
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  Speaker 4: me some cash, oh little kizash how much enough to
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  Speaker 4: get home?
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  Speaker 1: Bus fair?
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: I wonder how much that is Your parents gave you cash?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that's good, Like that'd be something
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  Speaker 1: if you weren't rich. But like I know that you
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: make a lot of money. I know your salary and
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: I know your stand up stubs. Yeah, make a lot
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  Speaker 1: your parents. I don't are you sure you didn't give
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: your parents cash.
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: I gotta get out. I think I might have to
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: move out of New York strictly. Like I know, and
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: I know we were just discussing our reasons for staying,
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  Speaker 4: but I like, ever since we talked about that, I
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: was like I got it, Like, I'll, dude, my taxes
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: are fucking insane. I don't have the money, Like I'm
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: gonna have to like take out a loan to pay taxes.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: You can, I'm joking, obviously, I'm I'm gonna have to
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: do that. You can defer, No, I can pay it.
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  Speaker 4: But it's just like it's got, everything's gone, like there's
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: no point. Like I feel like I've been making more
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: money and then I just it just day is the same. Yeh,
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  Speaker 4: I lose money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why they have it designed. Yeah, like you've
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  Speaker 1: hit the ceiling, You've hit the income ceiling.
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  Speaker 4: Until until you're making like millions of dollars a year,
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  Speaker 4: you're getting held down.
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  Speaker 5: You need to win golf tournaments. Yeah that came out
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  Speaker 5: of nowhere. Yeah, I need I was living hand to
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  Speaker 5: hand him out. Yeah, and then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 5: wham two grand.
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  Speaker 4: Wait dude, Oh my god, I'm gonna start practicing.
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  Speaker 1: How about that Lebron watched you?
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  Speaker 4: Well, so did you see that? I read it, but
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  Speaker 4: I never saw it. What was it?
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  Speaker 5: Everybody's been saying this, but I didn't watch the whole
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  Speaker 5: video or anything.
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  Speaker 4: Did he? He didn't say my name.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Right, but he was talking about Buddy with the rangefinder.
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  Speaker 4: So he watched the final.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: He watched the final.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: That's pretty crazy, which means I should be able to
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  Speaker 4: get his autograph.
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  Speaker 5: But at this point I don't even want it. Why
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  Speaker 5: because he knows who I am.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if he was going to know who you
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: were if you got the autograph anyway, not necessarily. It's
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  Speaker 4: like Lebron, yes, he it's for your brother. It's for
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  Speaker 4: your younger brother.
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: The only name I missing Terrys Miles.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Anderson.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: I think you should just get it. I think you should.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: I think you could just get it and tell him
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: it's for your younger brother.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: Like Stan, I'm gonna have to get it through your boys,
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: Bobby my boys, Bobby Berger and Joey cold Cuts.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Bobby Burger and Joey cold Cuts.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: They know Lebron remember when we brought them up the
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: first time, And you're like, who the fuck.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Is I mean, there's a good chance that you're in
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: a threesome with him. This year's invitation is play in.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: The assumption that he'll play. Yes, dude, if Lebron plays
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: in the Internet Invitational this year, then I don't know
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: what I'll do. No, where the am I supposed to
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: do playing golf with Lebron James.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to be able to move. I mean
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: you should be able to beat him, realistically, Yeah, he's not.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: Yes, I think I am better than he is at golf,
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: but but I am so clipped star struck by Lebron
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: James that to.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it would be like genuinely like shocking, would
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: be insane.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: He's the He's one of the least real like ten
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: humans on the earth. Yeah, we're still like, no matter
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: what the star power is there.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen him anywhere?
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: I've seen him once, yeah, uh, And I'm talking away
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: from from the basketball and I saw him at a
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: nightclub called The Blonde on a Thursday. They had played
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: the calves, had played the nets, and then they all
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: came out and it was him and Tristan Thompson and
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: Richard Jefferson. I don't think Kyrie was with them, but
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: there were a whole bunch of those guys there.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's how I was visiting.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: The Anti Holocaust League.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Taking the flatter flight to the Holocaust League.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: How was it seeing him in?
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: I was, I was insane, And I remember the Savannah there.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro, that's the man's wife. Cut that ship out,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Bronny's mom, that's the man's wife. Of course she was there.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Show some fucking respect. Weirdo. Bro. Sorry, bron dude, I'm sorry.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: I was just sorry about my bro.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that was too personal.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: It's extremely personal.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: And she was she was not there, uh no, but
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: it was. I mean, it wasn't that late. And I
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: remember it was like a Wednesday or Thursday. I don't
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: know why I was running around a club on a
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: night like that, but you were young, I guess.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: And we saw Matt Harvey the picture for the Mets,
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: because he would always be out. You'd see him everywhere, really,
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: and my buddy was like, look it up, look at
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: he goes. Look there's Matt Harvey and I like turned,
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: I leaned around a pillar and I was like where,
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: And he goes there right next to Lebron, and Lebron
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: and the entire CALVS team walked in and then they
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: took a back corner. And this was a pretty small
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: room club thing, and they had this back corner with
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: a little velvet rope that roped it off, but it
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: wasn't a separate area. And anytime that someone tried to
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: take a photo of Lebron or anyone on the Calves,
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: there'd be a security guard that would hold up this
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: light that was a strobe light, and I mean this
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: thing could have pigeons to nosedive. This could have knocked
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: drones out of the air, and it was so blinding
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: and it would whash, and so people would just put
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: their fucking phones down a strategy. Yeah, well, Lebron, I
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: mean I remember Tristan Thomas and Richard Jefferson kind of
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: bopping around. They were like leaning, you know, when a girl,
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: like a cute girl would come to talk to them,
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: they'd have to be like what yeah, and uh. And
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: then Lebron was just sitting in the back on a
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: booth like on his phone the whole time. Didn't look
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: like he was having fun at all. And I thought
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: about that. I was like, why would he go out?
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: And I thought, well, the leader of the team, so
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: maybe it's good for him to be out with it.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Probably hissed when he doesn't go out or just come.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know. I feel like if
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: I was on the calves and you're like, like, Lebron's
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: head home. Yeah, like the fu Yeah, yess, I'll go
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: home too. If I'm not I'm not going out if
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Lebron's not going out, yeah right yeah.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Oh man. We were watching that new Lebron or it
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: was like an old Lebron clip from high school on
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: roun dot com. Dude, this ship was so funny. Have
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: you ever seen the one where that one of his
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: teammates is like, uh talking back to the coach and
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: he's like, why don't you listen for once?
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: No point guard leader, haven't seeing that he's in high school.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: He's in high school. And afterwards he like glances at
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: the coach to like see if the coach saw him
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: like cracking?
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Is that crazy?
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: Is that the from the documentary that they did that
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: where that amazing song with all the rappers came you
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: know that song we Are the World Forever?
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: I think, oh yeah, yeah Forever Young which came out
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: of that.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: I know that one like a sprain ankle boy nothing
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: to play with Yeah yeah last name.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a legendary move. That would be so nice.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: What if what if you play with Lebron?
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Well, that would be cool to get him to shoot
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: a couple of hoops. No, like maybe just like conveniently,
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: like where he stays, there's like a basketball court right outside.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Look regulation basketball dribbling Like I'm in can't jump?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: What a like? What? What even anecdote? Because if you're
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: in a golf cart with a guy like you are
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: immediately on the same level and you you're both like
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: expected to kind of bustballs with each other and like
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: tell stories and stuff like that, or like be a
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: good golf partner. What are you bringing to the table?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: As far as the anecdote that he can listen to
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: in a.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: World where he and I are not only on the
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: same team in the Internet Invitational, let's just even go
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: back where Lebron agrees to do the Internet Invitational. Then
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: imagine if he won and kept the money.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean I just don't know what.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Lebron is your one point six great, make sure that's
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: a text to my home in Florida.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll have no idea that hits his bank account.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: I really feel like the three or four days for
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: which we need the to do the Internet Invitational, like
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: the amount of money he would lose by participating instead
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: of committing his time to shooting advertisements or something.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: But he loves YouTube golf, like if this is his
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: most recent best hobby. Guys in the offseason need to
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: do anything to get their mind off the game, Like
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: he's gonna need to be paired up with you and Dalkey.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: That means he saw Frankie fucking smoke that show. Yeah,
• 22:00
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  Speaker 5: end soon. Don't sleep on it. I think if we
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: could get Lebron, there's a chance we could get Steph.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Steph is amazing at golf. Yeah, he's scratch I think
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: or like a one or something.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Didn't he do something with Hannah Cook or something.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, he did a golf video with Hannah
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Cook like way back. Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Imagine being Lebron watching this clip of Frankie. Oh man,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: all you got to do is hit the shot, just
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: not knowing what happens.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: I want to know about he might have got up
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: like he might have like stood up when that.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, by way, when Frankie hit that shot like that,
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: I could hear everyone go no, no, and I was going, you.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Can't celebrate cat, you can't be like.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: Like no, we couldn't do that. We couldn't do any
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: of that. And there we are, just trying to be
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: good sports.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Oh you hate.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: You hate to see it end that way, don't you.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Oh no, real shame. Oh that's a that's three hundred
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: and thirty grand. I just want I feel like Lebron's
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: watching this and he's just like he's just standing up,
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: just faking like doing like a practice swing time. Yeah,
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: the entire time, just banging out practice swings. Dude.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: No club in a world where Lebron is in the
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: Internet Invitational, And not only that, but I'm in a
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: golf cart with him on his team, and I'm in
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: his I'm his partner for a match. Yeah, I am.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: I am much better than he is at golf. So
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: in a way it may maybe it levels out.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: But you also got to think, like as far as
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: like you as mentally like this is a big deal
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: for you and everyone else in it.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: He's a twenty five handicap.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: This Lebron is like, this is what I'm wondering. Does
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Lebron's calm, twenty two year NBA career, all the high
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: pressure moments, all that mean that he simply will not
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: feel the nerves of a golf tournament no matter what
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: I think?
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Is it that the money is so insignificant?
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Dude?
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: I think people when they're what we've learned from asking
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: people to collaborate with us on four play videos, you know,
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: celebrities and stuff will express interest in golf. People don't
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: want to look bad on camera.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: Guys who aren't that good at golf are like, I
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: need another year, yeah, because they you know, because they're
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: experts in their field and they're so so they don't
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: want to present ineptitude.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: So so it's also are like people like that are
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: like obsessed with winning. Yeah, So I guess he probably wouldn't.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Like if Lebron you think Frankie's chip is bad, like
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Lebron's gonna be. I gotta imagine like duck hooking balls
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: into like homes and ship.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: I just feel like I can't be he's going to be.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: Topping balls and if he's a twenty five handicap, yes,
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: is he actually?
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Oh? He says that right there, five he'll be He'll
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: be like whoa, Okay. Some reports suggest his inner circle
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: pegs him closer to fourteen to fifteen.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Wow, his inner circles circle pegs him interesting, Yeah, that's
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: pegging under fourteen to fifteen. That's crazy. He's just being like, no,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: he's actually super nice. Still, he's going to see that.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like he could be refined by
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: then though, Like I feel like like if.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: You gave he just played with them. He just play
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: with Robbie Berger and Joey Colcutz.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and did he play well? Yeah, I didn't watch it.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: You don't watch that ship, not watching the competitor.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: That's our that's our friend. What are you talking about?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: That's Francis Coworker with four collaborator, his constant collaborator show
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: some damn respect. I think that he would be like, hey,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: what should I hit here?
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean that's the thing, right.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: Like, what are we three hundred out? I guess pitching wedge?
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: And then he look at you for somehow.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know, Lebron, why don't you grab that nine
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: nine ern that you've added seven inches of custom shaft to.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: This guy's playing with fucking full blown rowing battles.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: That's so sick. Oh man, I want it so bad.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I think it's realistic too.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: I mean I feel like if Lebron participates in something
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: like that, like the budget of the shoot immediately has
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: to a increase by like two million dollars.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Well, the sponsors go up to like the film like
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: the match when Tiger played against Phil Mickelson.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, I mean what like when you guys did
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: it last year? Like do you guys have like does
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: everyone stay in like Airbnb's or what is it we
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: stayed in cabins on the horse? Yeah? You think Lebron
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: would stay there or do you think he would be? Like?
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he would because first of all, they're nice. Yeah,
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: I'm sure he'd get his own place, and you probably
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: have some kind of like team with him, you know.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Publicist whatever, but the wife, the kids. Ultimately, you know
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: he'll be on the range grinding with the rest of us.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: I don't think he's I don't think he's gonna do this.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: How many milk?
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Well does he like? Don't him and Dave not like
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: each other? I know Dave doesn't let him.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Dave tweeted about saying that he might like him. Now,
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Oh that's good.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't see seven seven to four on the now.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: It's like a three hour video that's insane and was insane.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: That's gonna be like one of the most viewed barstool
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: videos ever.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be one of the most retentive videos ever.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a movie. It's like that would like
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: do well in the box office seven million views.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: The box office doesn't get retention like that either.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: No people leave three six Mafia.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: God, damn, I might start fucking playing golf. If Lebron's in.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: I doubt right Ron's gonna make Yeah, I mean, if
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Lebron's in, I'll be your caddie Francis, But only if
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Lebron's going.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: I still have a dream that you'll be in it
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: this year.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Well, actually son of a boy that keeps going.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: You know, you need to just do it videos.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: You were just like position yourself as one of the
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: spases that they add, like there is a budget for
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: like a couple of spas.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a couple of fucking retards.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: I don't know, dude, I think they're I think they
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: might maybe they might be moving away from that. I
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: could be wrong, but it does get to this point
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: where at the end of the tournament, if one or
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: two of those guys are left, it fucks everything. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: because they suck. Yeah, they're just you're just gonna have
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: to throw that match.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're the Duke, Yeah, it was the Duke bad.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but he's funny. But he's funny.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: That could be you.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: But I would be bad and I wouldn't be funny either,
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: buttery swing. I think I would be better at golf
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: than I would be funny.
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  Speaker 3: Hig.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: If Lebron's there, I'm not speaking one. That's what I said.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: You didn't talk when Pete Holmes was Yeah, Lebron, Yeah,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't show up. You'd be like one of the
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: dudes on Love on the Spectrum who just like covers
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: his face in front of him was not to be seen.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Sleeping through the tea time with Lebron.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: You know that Francis had forty five minutes of screen
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: time this weekend?
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Forty five?
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: How crazy is that?
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Were you watching TV or anything? Yeah, watched thirteen hours
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: of TV. That's a big deal. I mean I still
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: think that's better lost Marathon.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't. I just deleted everything. My phone is
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: now like it's.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Just for calling. Joke. Yeah, it's boring.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: You got to get to seventeen though?
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Are you not on the brick? Brick? The brick didn't
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: do it.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: No, the brick was good.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: It just.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: I wanted to go even for further.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Brick wasn't strong enough. Yeah, broke contein.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not bad. I mean, nothing wrong with that. I
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: forgot my brick at home, so I wasn't able to
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: break up over the weekend unfortunately. Harry, tell us about
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: your birthday. There's really nothing to tell. I was Easter too.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Did you have a cake or anything?
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah? O kind little Easter cake. What's that mean?
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: It's chocolate cake. Oh we'll cut icing, yeah, a little bit.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Chocolate icing, chocolate cake, chocolate icing, yellow cake, white cake,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: chocolate icing. When are we talking?
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: It was a little bit of this, a little bit
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: of that, real close to the chest. The couple of cakes. Wow,
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: a couple a lot of cakes.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: I was born on Easter. Yeah, and then your birthday
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: this year was on Easter.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: It's not my first time, my first rodeo.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Really, my birthday's been on Easter since I was born.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Oh really, I've had just one and it was amazing.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: See everyone's got one. Well, I mean you've got black
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: guys at the end of April and he's got one.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: I mean at the end of March and I had one.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that makes more sense. Why closer to the
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: beginning of April. I think it's always in the beginning of.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: April, not always. It was April twenty fifth before, yeah,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: years ago. It bounces around. It's very inconsistent.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: Jesus does not know whether or not he's going to
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: wake up and see shadow. Yeah, and there will be
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: six more weeks until the six more weeks of Lent.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Supposedly the tomb's empty, that's what I'm hearing. Yeah, yeah,
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: it's great news until Christmas when he dies again.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Just sub letting the tomb, did you guys see. Uh,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: did you guys catch did you go to Mass? Did
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: you go to like eastern Mass?
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Did you catch the pope giving mass on h on
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Fox Business Channel?
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: I didn't know. I must have one. I must have
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: missed that.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: One pope was giving and they had they had like
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: an inlet of the uh, like an overlay of the
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: bombing of Syria during It's just him giving.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: Out from mass to mass casualty events. That is happening exactly.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: That Pope Leo just talking and then there was just
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: like plumes of smoke. It looked like Damask has just
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: got a new fucking pope. It was insane where Jordan
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: maybe maybe it wasn't Jordan's.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: It was I don't know. I mean, it seems like
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: everywhere's getting it pretty bad.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Speaking of dumb ass kisses your fucking birthday, apparently.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: We're blowing up Iran tomorrow night eight pm. Shuck?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Is that the alarms local or there?
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: I think he said a pm Eastern. He was a standard.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: He was like the bridge and tunnel cr have one
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: of those t bar detonation things or three.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Like the Wiley coyote.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: We'll be moving, we'll be building a new Iran, which
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: has ninety thousand seats and a Chick fil a.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: If he is, if they are offering Iran as a
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: as a potential vacation spot in the future, that would
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: be nice. If we can start going to Iran with impunity,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: that would be sick.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: I feel like we're never going to Iran. Really, it's Iran.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: To Iran.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I no, I don't know. I mean, I don't know.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Who knows what will happen. We'll see. Not good though, fucking.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Oil iron iron Hubbard.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: I got open the fucking strap, damn jacked. No, you
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: see that? What is that? What? Bit by a tick? Oh?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: No, way, I've heard.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: I actually just heard that they're really bad this year.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: Maybe we can cut in here, Yeah, flex a little
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: bit for him, if you want to come in real tight.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: That's a tick bite.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Take your shirt off for him.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, take your shirt. I to see your abs.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Take your shirt off to see the tick there. We're
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: actually getting weird shadows with the white. Can we pop
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: that shirt?
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Your tick? Not great? Not great early in the season.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: It's going to be a bad year.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Was it from that hike?
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, apparently it's going to be bad. It's been getting
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: worse and worse they're flying now. Oh yeah, that's never
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: give your fucking drones.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, oh you know I'm a victim of lime
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: tick them? Are you? Oh yeah yeah, yeah you got it?
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: I got it? When how old young? Yeah?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: It doesn't line follow you like your.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: Is that why you're always so tired? I think I'm
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: not even sure? I'm kidding, No, I'm fine.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Is that is that why you get like like I
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: always bring Every time I bring that up, people get
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: like weird. They're like, oh okay, yeah, I'm like, oh,
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: makes a lot of sense. And you do still have
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't have like the fucking PANDAS ship.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: What like the post sickness that you get isn't know
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: what it's called when you get like lime? Isn't that?
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Am I crazy?
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: He shoots and leaves? I know, brother pandas. Oh that
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: pemdas No.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: Pandas pediatric autoimmune neuropsychiatric disorders associated with streptococoal infections.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: That's such a sweet abbreviation.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it feels like they really well that chose PANDAS
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: before they named the Yeah, definitely all right, it's kids pick.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: We're almost there, guys.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, s orders associated.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: But yeah I didn't. I didn't get that, but you
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: can get that from getting like just sick too. Oh,
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: but they like tested me for it a bunch.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: They're like, we need to find a reason why he's
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: like this.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty sorry.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: His tweets so good.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: You must have as results in abrupt severe night ceropsychiatric
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: symptoms like OCD, anxiety and ticks.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Boy, yeah, that's why they were testing me for it.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Ticks give you ticks because.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: I was because I had anxiety and you tend to
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: blink a lot, and I have o CD probably as well. Well,
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: that's not necessarily true. I've senior apartment can operate it,
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: can It can happen in different ways? Is that? So?
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: I need this shirt to be on the floor just
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: and then I'm going to put another one here.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Where you're stuck between the rock and the hard place
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: because you have a d D, so that prevents you
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: from being able to do any of the tasks on
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: your list.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Big task on your list is to get.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Get it get an O c D test.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucked.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: You have a d D and O c D.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: It's actually aoc which causes you to be a complete.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Bitch, Yes, exactly, a beautifully a beautifully bodied bitch.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Big booty.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: What do you the guy called her?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: What who did call her?
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: That was the guy that stormed called aoc a big
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: booty Latina. Yeah, yeah, crazy. Uh, can't you doing that anymore? Harry?
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: You you very funny. You flew back today from Boston?
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah something. Mark Norman was on my flight. No, yeah,
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: what did you say to him? Well, he said, uh,
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: he was like sass.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: And then I turned around and I was like, I
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: thought it was just gonna be a random person, and
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: it was Ark Norman and he said that he was
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: down there for his like his wife's family lives out there.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: You turned around, so he was on first class and
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: you walked past him.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: No, this was when we were going through T s A.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: And then I saw him later on the flight which
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I thought I was going to be first class. Used
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: an upgrade certificate. Apparently those don't work anymore.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: The fact that you used an upgrade certificate for the
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: Delta from Boston.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to get rid of it all. I don't
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: want any affiliation with Delta anymore. But you'll have enough
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: American I mean now in the I got to keep
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: costs down. I can't if I can't fly Delta anymore.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: It's too expensive. It's taking all my goddamn money.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: You're so close to being a Southwest guy. Oh so
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: you're so close to brawling on Frontier.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Because I was bawling out I think a little bit
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: this year, and then just the tax is hitting. Now
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: I'm back to.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you've been spending ell and shit I can sell.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: I can tell that you've been spending.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Most expensive phone charger you'll ever see.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you bought, you bought, you bought some, you bought
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: some stuff, which I was pleased about. But I'm sorry
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: here that you weren't setting aside money for your taxes.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: No, I have them.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: You got to up that withholding. Brother, Come again, your
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: tax withholding on your paycheck?
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: You got to go in there and manually raise your withholding.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: So your haircut. I have to get my haircut because
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: I'm on stage right. Oh there you go, start writing
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: everything off? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I wrote
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: off a lot, did you.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Home Office, more than I'm.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: I should have though. That's the real power play. That
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: must be the one that you're like you like when
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: you submit home office, you're probably like, I'm getting added. Yeah,
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: I'm sure what bullets they bought it? Yeah, I probably
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: could have gotten away with it at some point.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: It has to have a separate entrance, but you could
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: be like the window, yeah, the fire escape.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone climbs in through the window.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: They come, just set up a desk. You didn't claim
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: home office, did you? No?
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: Not this year?
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: Can you in the path during COVID?
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: I did? I remember?
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: Because they said that you can right off the percentage
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: of the square footage of your apartment. Oh yeah, only
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: strictly for business, and I had one of them. I
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: had a room that was our podcast studio. Yeah, so
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: I was just that was legit. Yeah, the wall was
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: painted correct. You probably did you save a lot of money.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know what it was. It's like ten, ten,
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: fifteen percent of my rent.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: That's pretty nice, fucking nice the year. Yeah, that's huge.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: What but I mean it was legit though, I think
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: it was legit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta get some
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: tax loopholes.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: I gotta get some I feel like I yeah, I
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: feel like, well I'm just doing things too official, you.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Know, Yes, like I need to get like a photography job.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: You know how people take pictures of birds and they're like.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, or I feel like you can just get
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: like I don't know.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: My accountant is annoyingly by the book that's like what
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: I Yeah, you can't get this guy to to do
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: any He's so cautious, which I suppose you want. It's
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: good in the end, But I know influencers that are like,
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: I write off my gym membership, I write off my
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: fucking you know, botox injections, I write off facials. I
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: write off groceries that I have to eat for this
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: strict diet that I'm I was like, ugh.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: That is nice to be able to do that, though, well, I.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Mean, I think you can do it. I think just
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: some people are more cautious about it.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: I think that I have an accountant who's never even
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: heard of what an influencer is.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so an elder.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Doing his taxes with a slide rule.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: You got the advocates out.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: I'm still I'm still recovering from my last accountant. Guy
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: just banged me. How did he bang you? He didn't
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: know my I sent him all my write offs and
• 44:56
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• 44:58
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  Speaker 4: No, it was a mix of I didn't get him
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  Speaker 1: sense that he's down nice, that he'll he'll slip.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: And right, yeah, you can pay me vi a Zell
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: or Venmo or cash.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. I kind of just got this sense it, Yeah,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: like is this it?
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: That's you? You don't want to do a little, that's
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: that's what you need? Yeah, you need you need a
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: guy like that. You want a guy like that? Yeah,
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: why do you say? Why were you saying that you
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: were living in New York. I thought you had a
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: house in Miami this time. Oh yeah, you had a
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: house in Miami the whole time.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Remember that falsifying? Yeah, like we set you up a
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: phone down in Miami. Yeah, just sending a text message
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: every hour.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: I've been pinging cell towers down there the day you
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: hired me.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: I got to get on that. I just don't know.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: But I don't have the money right now to logit
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: and make it. To make a big move to Miami,
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: I'd be the poorest person to ever move to Miami
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: for tax person purposes, by like fifty million. Like that.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: We usually we don't see that for people that are
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: making king.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Our coworkers are buying houses.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Dude, met movie bought a house.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: She saw that she bought a house in Jersey.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Movie.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, younger than you. She bought a Jersey shorehouse.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: You should buy a house, Harry, What movie bought a house?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: She just bought a house.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Like a mansion. Kind I was seeing Jersey is so expensive.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: It kind of it looks like Tony Soprano's house.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: Dude, I did a gig last. I did a gig
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: two or two two weeks ago. Spot. It was one
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: of those comedy overground underground. Have you done any of those?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: No, but I know them. Those guys are great.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Uh And this one was at the Keels flagship store
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: because they do them at these funky places. They do
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: Delictessen and Paragon Sports like New York Fixtures and this
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: Keel's Facial Cream store has been around since the eighteen fifties. Yeah,
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: it's like a one hundred and seventy year old store,
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: which I didn't even realize because that is the face
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: cream that I use.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, if.
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: I'd known they have an updated formula in one hundred
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: and seventy years, I'm gone with something a little more
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: Kendall Jenner Co signed.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: H No.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: I actually I do love their product. But anyway, the
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: point is that for some reason that this gig was
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: the only people in the audience were like influencers. So
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: there were like fifteen people there and they were all
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: brand invitees.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and those shows Moby and Smelly were two of them.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Oh really? And so I got on.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: The soapbox type thing that they had and everyone in
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: front of me is bombing. Yeah, and I see movie
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: and smelly, and I'm like, these two have never seen
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: me do stand up and I'm about to eat a
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: fucking dick ye covered in SPF twenty five, you know,
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: cream from Keels. So I just ate shit and then
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: tried to like provide the context for them, but they
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: were very nice about it. And now I want them
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: to come actually seen me so I can write the ship.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: A little bit.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to write the ship.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: But if I'd known she was buying a house, I
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: wouldn't have cared why because she's out of my league.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's very rich, she's very wealthy.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: This is just someone I have nothing in common with
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: buying a house at twenty four kidding me.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's she's I mean, imagine how much money was
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: just sitting there. She's like, I might as well buy
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: a house. Yeah, so much should just buy a house.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: She must be a million she's probably a millionaire. She's
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: probably a billionaire. Yeah, she's got to be one of
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: I bet you she's got like six point three You're
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: gonna do detrimental things to mine there.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Tonight, Boardroom just put out a list of like the
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Billionaires under twenty two. I think was she on it.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: It was like AI Developer, AI developer movie.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: Print movie, Harry, You're going to move to Coney Island,
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: right hear?
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's too uh, save some money.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: The good news is you actually don't have to pay
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: state taxes if you in Coney Island.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's surrounded by a fish hook from the government.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: Anyone that lives in there is doing so badly they
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: don't have to pay state income tax.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: I might move to like the Bronx or some shit.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: You should get it. Get within the culture. I mean,
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: really embrace the city.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: The Bronx. If you go to the North Bronx, that's like.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Mansions too, yeah, because that's not even in New York City.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: But that ship is like talking like Pelham throgs Neck.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all that ship up there. I mean there's
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: just I don't even know if those are the specific
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: towns that happen mansion, but I feel like you'll just
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: see some massive fucking houses up in the Bronx, Like, dude, Bronxes.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: You have to South Bronx. Maybe, I don't know if
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Jenny from the Bronx.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: I don't know if Pelham is really the Bronx. I
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: mean it's like Mount Vernon and Pelham are right next
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: to each other.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: I think that's where KFC's houses like the Bronx, that
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: fucking like beautiful house in the fort in like the forest. Really,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: I think so. I'm pretty sure they got.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Like fly fishing up in the Bronx. I saw, I
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: swear to god, I think they do. There's like a
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: river that people fish at. I could see you in
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: the Bronx. I might have to get the Bronx.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: The Bronx fly fishing.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: I might have to get to the Bronx. You need to.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look fresh water trout and yeah, pan fish in
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: the Bronx River. Damn, dude, the Long Island Sound in
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: the East River. God, damn. Just wading the Bronx.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: Apparently people catch like good fish there.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: We're just like panning the camera out and there's just
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: the city scale.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's no way that's what it like. That's
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: camp be what it looks like in the Bronx.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: That guy's gonna whale.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: It's just like they're in like the Adirondacks.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: No, that's the Bronx.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: No, that's actually the Bronx. Where'd you catch that? The bronx,
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: the x Bronx river the exit just hit my pb
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: in the bron I mean that fish doesn't exist in
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: like most places, let alone the bronx.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: She's got a jaw on. It looks like Rosie Perez.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: That was like an Icelandic brown trout the monks.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: That's fucking beautiful. Yeah, fish Week next week?
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: Do you think? Yeah? Fish Week?
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we're doing fish Week two.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going Or should we say where we're going?
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Or now?
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's say where we're going?
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: Right, Sure, Florida. We're going to go to Florida three
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: oh five. We're going to be doing the We're going
• 55:31
  Speaker 7: to be chasing tarpin. I'm pumped chasing tarpin Buffet style snapper?
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Is that buff buffets on?
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Buffet used to go fly fishing for tarpin grouper.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: I hardly know.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Are I know that we're on a like a kibosh
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: of no more guests? But if if Dave wanted to
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: come out, do you think that we should let him
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: on the tarpain boat?
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, definitely.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if we should honestly.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Well, I has bought the but.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I think just us guys together. Sorry, Dave, you.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: Can chill on the shore.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: It will be back.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll be back in like six hours.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I think we got to keep it just as guys.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: But I'm so excited. We're going to go down there,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: have Airbnb set up, have some other activities and videos planned.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I don't want to give it all away, but definitely
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: we'll be tarping tarpned out. I think Hook is going
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: to be sponsoring it. That's cool. It's UK.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pumped about that, very pumped. I love their stuffy.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: They were used to doing h in the UK, I
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: remember correctly.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I mean well they got some. They got some.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: I mean I still got there gear that they gave
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: us when we did this Midney well stuff. Yeah. So
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: I'm pumped. I can't wait to get out there.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I hope we make Sidney proud.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: I could use a refresh because I sold all my
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: not it was spelled like fishing real real.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Wow, we got to get the fishing resale website website.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you sell fishing gear on real real.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's going to be so nice, just to spend
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: some time with the Fellas.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: I can't wait.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Sas that he's making juicy Lucy Berger's Night One.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Have you guys ever seen like a tarpain? No, you
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: don't know what they look like? Big sale though, huge,
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: huge sale on them. Yeah, yeah, I mean I know
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: what they look like. They kind of look like swordfish.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: I thought you.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: Meant like in real life. Have I ever seen a tarpin? Oh,
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: there's no sale on a tarpain. No sale, but what
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: is they also don't know there was sale?
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: And then you agree. I think I was clearly thinking
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: of the wrong I think of us considering I said,
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: they look like they look like a sword fish.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: I think we're thinking of Marlin.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Dude, I think we're both thinking of Marlin, big long.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Huge, But that is what that is what Jimmy Bufett
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: used to fly, used to fly fish for them and
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: the keys.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: I believe you can fly fish for those things.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's definitely what we are, just what we were
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: thinking Marlin.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: You know what a bird I feel like has been
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: getting a bad rap for quite some time. Is the osprey?
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I feel like osprey. You think of osprey,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: you think of like an ungainly, gangly fish or a
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: gainly like ugly bird, and like ospreys are kind of badass.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we love osprey up in Maine. There's a
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: we have a lot of them.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I think ospreys should be celebrated in the same class
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: as the falcon, the raven, and even perhaps.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: The eagle, to save the egle, I think it's.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I think it's near the same class as the eagle
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: is obviously going to be the best bird. But like falcons, hawks,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I mean it's the same, it's got to be the
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: same family as a falcon.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Hawk. I don't think anyone's like big into hawks. How
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: they see them everywhere, Like at your place upstate, you
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: must see them like nine hundred times a day. I
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: think you just there's one of that's one of those
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: things where you can never see too many hawks.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Excited to see not wrong, You're not wrong. It's it's
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: just like awesome to see a hawk.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: You just like to see them like they're with their
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: wingspan in the air.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: I saw a hawk that had been hit by a
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: car and I felt horrible.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: Did you save it? No? It was pieces Oh okay, it's.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Like Randy Johnson hitting that bird. Yeah, sometimes you'll see
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: one that like got run over, but like only one
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: wing didn't get run over. So there's just like a
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: flat carcass and a wing flaps. See that happened in
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: to a osprey. You pull over and fucking cry and
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: osprey great birds. And like their name is like nasty.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Their name is like a shitty restaurant or something like that,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Like osprey should be a respected bird.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: I know, I don't mind the name so much. Maybe
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: that's just because I'm fond of them. Because of where
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: I'm from. We prayed, we had a there was a
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: there was a we built a nest. Not us, but
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: our neighborhood built a nest out on this it's called
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: whale Island. It was wasn't even an island.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: It's a cropping of rock where when it was fully
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: high tide, it would it would be underwater, but only
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: by about a foot, and so when the tide started
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: to go out, it would be the first thing that
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: you'd see. And they put a pole with the framework
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: for a nest on it, and I'm saying, within three
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: days a pair of osprey, male and female had started
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: building a nest there.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: And every year, I don't I don't think it's the
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: same too. But every year a family of osprey build
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: a home there and hatch a bunch of younger younger one.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Osprey love that ship. They love a pole. They do bro,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: they do.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: I don't even know if I've ever seen an osprey.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it honestly, this will knock yourself.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: I mean I just saw them. They we're looking at
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: the photo.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: You're in luck, guys, because where we're going, by the way,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: we're going to see a bunch of osprey. Look at
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: that regal bird.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, we'll see a bike, I know we
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: will if we get a cold front. What if we
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: get a cold front?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Brother, Yeah, I'm worried, sick about there being a cold front.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not that worried because then we'll catch We'll just
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: catch like stripers. It would also be sick.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of I'm kind of settled on the tart Oh.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: I would be fine with stripers. I'm catching those big
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: ass fishes. Then you got to reel it in. Harry
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: keeps touching his laptop to make sure his phone fucking charge.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: Stop it.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: It's got to be on or else it doesn't goddamn
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: trader or something it's literally checking to make sure.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: My every fifteen minutes I need to answer an email
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: Some actually playing games over here, playing chess.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I'm scared to I'm scared to kill this tarpan. I'm
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: scared to gut it in front of everybody.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: So we killed tarps? Are all catching?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say, but we can keep the
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: stripes and the and the groups.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: I think if we if I cooked into a grouper,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: I think my arms would be pulled out of the sockets.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: They're enormous. Yeah, they're just giant. It's like a shot, yeah,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: sized like it would be like a force that we've
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: never felt before.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: What so, what are we gonna What are the ones
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: that we could catch a grouper.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: And catch grouper and uh and stripe and so what
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: not stripe bass? Excuse me, it's not stripe. It's not
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: striper either. It's snapper, snapper.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Red snapper.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: Who said stripe, maass or striper?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: I don't want to get into it, he said, She's
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: all right talking about a fish that I'm familiar with,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: going into a fish that I know nothing about, and
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: only assume I'm not gonna catch ship snapper grouper, a
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: snapper trapper keeper. Uh, we're trying to get We're gonna
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: be catching red snapper.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I mean imagine that with like a nice coconut panco crust.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: Oh damn those are dirty to me.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: That would be nice little raw red onion maybe somehow apeno.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: I think we got to cook it ourselves. You want
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: to take it to a restaurant and have them cook it.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: I think we can take it to a restaurant and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: have them cook it.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: I would love to blacken up some of that. What's
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: the other one that we're catching. I don't want to
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: blacken the group or blacking grouper.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: It's good the give him one flay and then they say,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: let's let us take one home.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: You know who we might see down there, George Bush?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Oh kidding me?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: No, no, no kidding. Is that a promise? It sounds
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: like you've already got that planned out. There's a good.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Chance, guys, one of my buddies is coming over. Yah.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah for president as we get him on the pod,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: that would be huge.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: Get yeah.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: I bet that he could sling it. I bet that
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: he could get He would come sit down with us,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: wouldn't even give us like wisdom. You know that one
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: of our boys, Obama, went on Mark Marin and was
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: just like speaking in smoky sentiments like Cours would be
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: here just slinging it with talking, talking absolute bold.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: Probably want to get out on the water.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he'd be like, you know what, I like the
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: albatross And he'd be like, what the fuck? I never
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: thought of that.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought he lived in Maine. Well, I guess
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: he probably lives in the house up in Kennybunk Port Sure,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: Texas as well. You know, my buddies were one of
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: my friend Nate when he lived in Kenny Bunk. All
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: of his friends used to work for Bush. They lived
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: in Kenny Bunk.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't believe that.
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  Speaker 1: I just would have come up before.
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  Speaker 4: It's come up multiple times.
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  Speaker 1: You would have said this before if there would be
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  Speaker 1: audio evidence of this.
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  Speaker 4: There is, But yeah, he used to they all work
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  Speaker 4: for Bush.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like at his house, the Bushes have a compound
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: out there.
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  Speaker 4: It's cool.
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  Speaker 5: It's on like this tiny little almost piece of an
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: island kind of thing. It's like a peninsula.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then right at the front, it all comes down
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  Speaker 5: to this choke point at the front where there's like
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: insane security.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they have a massive yard.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: Guard house, gatehouse. They do, but it's so buffeted by
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: the wind. I mean it's on a pretty rough piece
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: of the coast.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not.
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  Speaker 1: Can you have a catch with a frisbee with yourself?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: You just throw it one hundred yards out that way.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: That thing's coming right back.
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  Speaker 1: Promise me that we'll have like a frisbee toss out
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: in front of the Airbnb. Definitely, Promise me that we'll
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: catch a frisbee toss.
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  Speaker 4: Get some big skin out there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, should we fly up to throw the rock? We
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: got it as soon as we get there. Let's stop
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  Speaker 1: it a mapes five and ten or like? Uh, what
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  Speaker 1: kind of sporting goods stores you have out there?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, man, I don't know. I haven't I
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: have never been. The only places I stop on the
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: way are gun stores. Oh nice, Well we could get
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  Speaker 5: some guns while we're out there too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we can get some guns.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, just throw the frisbee. Yeah, pull.
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  Speaker 4: What would you think would happen if you bought a
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: gun in Florida and then you just went straight to
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: the boat and you just threw it away? Does anyone
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: ever fly like, did they find it? Would they be like,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: what happened to your gun? Why would What is this question?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: Because we don't. We obviously can't. We're not flying home
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  Speaker 4: with our guns. We can't have guns here. What we
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: just bought a gun? Pollute with guns? Yeah, pretty much
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: nothing you can do that. Why is that any different
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: than like polluting with I just couldn't think of any
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: other way to get rid of the gun, Like I'm saying,
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  Speaker 4: if we were able to go, if we went and
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: bought guns and then they were like, well, look, we're
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: not gonna fly home with this.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Just leave it in the hotel room like an old
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: pair of What do you mean you can't do that?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: Why not just leave it in the hotel room? Are
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: you crazy? Yeah? Ar fifteen in the closet. Still my bad.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: It's like how Alan Iverson used to have like a
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: new fresh white tea every time he went on the road.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: You just leave your ar and leave the desert birden there.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think that that's the only way to do it.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think that they're like making you like they're
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: not doing a wellness check on your gun every year.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: I wondered if they kept track of all of them.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: What. No.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: But all we should do, though, is since next time,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: So we'll do fish week and the next the next
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: thing we'll do will be gun week. Gun Week.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, gun week is fun. Gun week would be fun. Yeah,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: gun week, go.
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  Speaker 4: To a different go to convention.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, buy guns by guns guns yeah, sell guns, trade arms.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Scratch off the serial numbers in the streets. Okay,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: week is really good, dude. Gun Week is really really good.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: You probably get it picked up too by like.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Blacksmith and Wes.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Black Rifle with loved.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Coffee and love it Yeah yeah, wow, or forty five
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: the drink bread Yeah.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you know.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: That when you talked about ice, I think they are
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: not as there there. That's a more coveted job than
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: we thought.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I remember talking about it for like thirty seconds and
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: then I opened up read it and there was a
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: thread with two hundred comments oh about it.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: Someone messaged me and they were like, I'm I'm a
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: former cop, and I just want you to tell Harry that, Uh,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: it's like one of the more coveted jobs because apparently
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: they pay well and you gotta be somewhat accomplished.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Other countries are sending their best, like doctors, like Indian
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: and Chinese people are sending over their very best to
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: come try and be ICE agents here. Really because it's
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: such a damn good job.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: Look, I just want to I just want you to
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: try a little harder to you know. But I mean,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: but I saw the guys. They're not They're definitely not
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: look qualified. I mean they looked.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: I said, they looked like jugglers. I mean, I'm gonna lie.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know how true that is.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, I I mean, yeah, I don't know. I
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: don't I don't know. I even looked into the process
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: of getting higher. But I've just done the eye scan
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: and been like, that's an easy job to get. It
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: seems like it's just the first person that walks in
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: gets the job.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't believe. Yeah, people are applying and not
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: getting Like what what is this guy tough that he
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: just can't He's applied five times to ICE, and ICE
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: is like, we don't want you to be one of
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: our guys. Yeah, that's brutal qualified in his pictures.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: Oh that guy. Yeah, Oh I didn't and didn't get in.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: He can't get into ice.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he could, he was rejected.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: I think five times.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: One more and he has his last chance to pass
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: the bar.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: I think one more, they give it to you. He
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: really wants it, He's gonna do no.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: JFK Junior. It's like he didn't pass the bar. However
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: many times he had one last chance. He's down to
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: one last breath.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: Do you want to get a certain number of times
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: to pass the bar?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: I think so. I watched the first five minutes of
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: that show, and that's what they said in it.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: How many times can you take the bar before they
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: say you're not to be a lawyer.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's I think a limited amount of time.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think you get unlimited bites at the Apple.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: I'm glad I never had to take that test out.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Between two and six is the cap? Two is nuts?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: Well, two and six is kind of coret, Like, so
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: what if you take it your third time? They can
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: just be like, you're you're never going to be able
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: to pass this.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, if it's if it just looks bad, they're
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: right O for a few usual you're just too fucking dumb.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: Oh well, there are thirty five states that have no
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: cap on retakes. Famously, the Attorney general of California failed
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: at her first try.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: Dumbass, Yeah, fucking dumbass.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: I would hate that to be out there.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: I know, shouldn't be the stick. Shouldn't be the attorney general.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe she passed the first time, but that's like Michael
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Jordan getting cut from his basketball team or whatever. Yeah,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: it gives hope to all the other attorney generals that
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: are out there. Yeah, true, the aspiring attorney generals.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: You know, she failed the bar, there's still a chance, Yeah,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: attorney generals.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: I can become alaert. You're working at a TCPI right now.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Ice right.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: Apparently it's harder to become an ice agent than it
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: is to become a lawyer.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: To become attorney general.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all I got out of that conversation. Does
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: this look like a bullseye to you guys? Not at all?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: So bulls eye would be that. I mean, you have line.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: Bull eye is a problem. Bulls eyes when you run
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: into some trouble, Yeah, that's what you got, lemon bro
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, if it starts feeling like your arms like broken, No,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: that'll happen.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: That's part of line.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: It can be feels a.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: Little broken from all the windmill windmills. I was doing
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: yesterday with forty four pounder.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: That that complex that you hit, that kettlebell complex is
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: pretty fucking sick.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: That one was good, but I went back and did
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: Rogans again yesterday.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Classic.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: I like Rogans because it's like you get longer breaks.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: Honestly, yeah, that breaks pretty quick.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: You ever type, try and type in Rogan and it, uh,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: it autocorrects to Rohan and you think it makes it
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: look like you're talking about like an Indian dude. Yeah,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: or you guys watching a row and it makes it
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: look like you're fucking babysitting young Rohan.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: It's crazy what one letter can do.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Crazy, bro, It's crazy that one plus one equals two.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: But then one cut in half also equals two. Addition
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: and division both make the same thing. That's fucking crazy.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: All right, we should we should end it.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: That's a good, good, good spot to stop.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Ponder on that one, Bro, ponder on that for a
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: fucking second. Seriously, think about that for a second. I'll
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: leave you with that one, all right.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be in New Brunswick, New Jersey this weekend
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: at the Stress Factory. Four shows Friday Saturday. Uh. I'll
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: post the Instagram link for those tickets, but they'll be
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: on my website too.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: I'll be at Houston at the Punchline next week, and
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: then Cobb, San Francisco and the Improv in LA for
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: the Netflix Festival, and.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Then Fish Week next week in Florida. We'll be on
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: the west coast of Florida. If you have anything that
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: we absolutely have to do, reach out to us, but
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: we have a pretty jam pack schedule.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: So you know what, don't even reach out no time
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: whatsoever to follow through on a single one of your.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: If it's awesome, if there's like some awesome ship going.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would like to know. And like if there's
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: like a good uh, like I don't know if they've
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: always got like a store you know, Oh you gotta
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: go to this gas station get the good snacks. Okay, Yeah,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: probably not what you had in mind. Probably not where
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: you thought I was going.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: I thought maybe they would show us, like I don't
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: know where the boats land that have all the illegals
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: on them.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: So yeah, that'd be cool too.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Are they going to the West coast.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: Go hand them space blankets. Yeah, that would be so cool.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: That what if we're when we're fishing at night, you
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: just start hearing a bunch of splashing. They're pulling the line,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: Your fishing line scatter.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Oh god.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: Alright, cool, Thank you guys. We'll be back on Thursday.