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Who Is The Best In Fantasy? I Ep: 101 · Draft Offsides Podcast

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Hello and welcome to episode 101 of Dropped Offsides.
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I'm with Tico Enzo, my name is Keith.
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And today we are getting very close to drafts.
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So we're going to give you guys some predictions.
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We're going to give you guys some kind of hot takes or it's
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not going to be a long one or we're just going to cruise
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through it. It's it's almost that time,
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guys. It's almost that time, so not
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panic. Think about it next time this
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week I'll be beating on Who is it.
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Just give me the lid, Derek Coming for you, Derek want to
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know? Just peeing on him.
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This time next week, right? This time next week.
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So we're recording on Friday. This time next week it'll be
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games. That is pretty exciting.
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Yeah, I can't wait, man. It's been, I know it's only like
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a short summer and it was still football on, but there's nothing
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like regular season for me. Love the regular season until
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you know, you're down in 17 place and shitting yourself.
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But besides that, like, it's pretty fun.
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I was successful. Oh yeah, real quickly.
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Do you guys have any like pre draft, pre draft strategies?
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Any like routines you do anything to let people know
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about? I, I sit down on some incense, I
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have Buddhist little chimes going off.
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Then I meditate for like an hour before and then I don't because
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I've done all that. I don't prepare for it at all.
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And then I just, and then I just panic through the whole fucking.
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Draft. Mine is.
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I cannot do it on the phone, I have to be on the desktop.
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Yeah, I I would agree with that too.
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Yeah. But you have multiple screens
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because you think you're fucking the matrix and your tank from
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the. Matrix I have multiple screens
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as well. I I'm looking at 3 screens right
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now. So am I.
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I've got one screen. I have two of the screens, but I
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don't have them. I think this year my, my main
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strategy going in, it's not a routine war strategy.
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It's just I'm going to be really fluid, very like.
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Go with the flow. Be water.
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Go with the flow. Be water.
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Yeah, this guy I'm not going to like, I'm not I'm not really
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subscribing to like that. I have to get a forward in the
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first two rounds or I have to like need to make sure I load up
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on midfielders. It's like whatever comes to me
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that I think is the value I'm going to just get.
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I don't know, just I don't know. OK, let's just leave that.
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But OK, so the other thing news and notes, guys, there's been
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some there's been some big news. Cesco has officially gone to Man
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United teaching. How you feeling about that?
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Love it. I fucking love.
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It Do you love it? Yeah.
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Where do you think he where would you feel that will draft
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him? First Fister and I'll take him.
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You think he'll be there? I.
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Don't think he'll be there, I think 3's a little bit of a
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reach but at the same time if he's available at 3rd and I
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don't have a striker I might just depending who's on the
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board I might go for him. Let's let's be honest, there is
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a ton of strikers right now. Yeah, there is a plethora.
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And if Jackson goes somewhere, which we're pretty sure he will
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and probably send the premiership, that's just another
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added one on there even though he's been there.
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What? OK.
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Tico, Anthony, Alinga or Seska? Seska, this is going to stop
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week in, week out. You.
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Fail. I think Eli is going to start
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too. I don't think he's going to
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start straight away. You don't think so?
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Yeah, you've said that before. Yeah, I don't.
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Think he's going to stop straight away unless they change
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the formation. I don't think he stops straight
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away. And if, if Isaac leans, then
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maybe he starts and then they, maybe they, they play like the
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invite winger thing that we've done before.
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I don't know, I think they're midfield is like pretty defense
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heavy. Robust.
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With Joel, Anton, Bruno, so I think they need to maximize like
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the attacking players on the wings and obviously up top,
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especially with iStock leaving. So I think Ilanga will get a lot
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of playing time, but again, I will take Sasko because he is
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going to be the number 9. His position will be solidified
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and like I told you guys, he's going to score Bangor after
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Bangor for the Instagram real life watch.
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OK, Pedro Netto or Cesco? Cesco.
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Cesco OK. The Chelsea, the Chelsea winger
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situation is another like shot, shot until like maybe like week
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5 or 6. Do you have an idea?
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A game? All right, Akatika or Cesco?
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Cesco. Whoa.
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Whoa, yeah, I. Was thinking more Ekatika
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because. Where is Ekatika even going to
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play he's. Going to play up front.
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What if Isa goes there? Where is he going to play?
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Isaac's not there yet. Don't do what I do with Luis
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Diaz, a pistol chief. Answer my question.
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If Isaac goes there, where is he going to play?
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He won't. He's got a bench and he'll play.
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He'll have like, you know, come off with 1520 minutes here and
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there if. Any playoff the laughs.
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He could playoff the laugh, too. But wouldn't you play what's
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there? So he's going to be this.
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Year's not if he's behind the striker.
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Yeah, he'll be this year's. Next year.
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But then where's? What does that make Gakko?
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Just chop liver? Well, he's back up.
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OK, what about? What about then?
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What about Dom Solanki or Cesco? I'm.
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I'm biased, but not really. I'm I mean I'm obviously taking
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Dom solanki. Yeah, I'm taking Solanki.
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That's not that obvious. It is.
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Solanki was pretty disciplined. Last year, look, he was totally
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disappointed last year, but he's.
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Still scored goals. He's also done it.
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Before and this is a different cell.
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He scored nine goals. He.
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Still score goals. The year at Plymouth he score
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only score nine goals. No, he scored. 194000HE score
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nine yeah, but you could also make that like 19 goal year,
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like a one off because before that he scored six goals and
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three goals when he was started on a regular basis.
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Cesco. Wow.
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OK, so you're, you're talking, you're talking early to mid
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third round, you're going to you're going to be taking Cesco
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if you need, if you need a striker.
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Yeah. OK.
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He's a six foot 50. My God, how tall was Hoyland?
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Runs like a gazelle. How tall, how fast was?
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Hoyland, he doesn't have a shot like a hammer.
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OK, I don't want to get I don't want to get 2 down this.
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Hoyland was only 6 three. OK.
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So Nico Jackson, if he goes to Newcastle, that's pretty
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exciting, right? We can agree, I think from a
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fantasy standpoint, I know. He doesn't like him as a player
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or a human being that's quoting him.
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I said that yes, you did. I think I don't know if he said
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it as a human. Being yes, he did.
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I remember it was like. I didn't realize I hate ran that
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deep but OK. What about this Grealish news?
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So there's rumors Grealish going to Everton.
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I've got a feeling if he goes to Evan, I really like it.
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If you look at we'll get into it.
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I've got him on one of my things down, down below in the notes.
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I think we might be able to. He's only 20.
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He's still 29. I don't forget that.
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He's still in his 20s. Well, he's in fine.
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Like we get the old Grealish from old, you know what I mean?
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Like he's down on a Sunday having pints at the pub and then
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playing on Monday night. He's going to be fucking great,
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man. It's going to be a savage.
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This year is the older you got, the harder it is to do that, the
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harder it is to be that guy, the older you got I'm.
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Sure, but I'm sure he's still got it.
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He's a lad. Do you?
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Guys want to know where he went in in the in the drafts that I
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just completed for this league with a 7th, 7th round.
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Yep, you go 7-8. Oh, that's that's the tool
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that's still ugly. And feels a little crazy,
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doesn't it? Yeah, I.
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Thought it was going to be crazier though.
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But you know, I'm hoping, I'm hoping Tom swoop in.
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Nah, I'm signing. It I saw that there, there I saw
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that. I saw those those rumours as
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well. Yeah, that'd be very
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interesting. I hope Tom swoops in and and
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Levy gets in and says, hey, do you still want to play Champions
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League football for a year? I mean, I think for Grealish, I
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think that is an alert. You know, I think it's probably
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a big and there's. Sun going there's a gaping hole
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on the left hand side so. But do you think Grillish wants
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to play Champions League or he wants less games?
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He wants less games so he could party more.
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I don't. Know I've always said he wants
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to play football like now he's now he's won everything.
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Like now he's, he's just trying to.
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I feel like as a player you want to prove yourself as a player
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again as that player used to be. I just think he's, I think he's
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a big fish, small pong guy. I think he does well as the
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Talisman of a team I think every team would be more suited for.
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Him, he was great for Man City that one year or two years.
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Even that like was how was he like he was just really he was.
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I don't even think you could say good great.
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I think you could say he was pretty good, but I don't like
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great would maybe be like what was what were the numbers like?
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Was it? I got to Mario, but well before,
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before he went to Man City. I got his number before he went
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to Man C because the year on 20/22/23 I think he scored like
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nothing, 85 points or something. I think it was injured.
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Yeah, here's it. But like the times before that
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420 point five, 452.2 in the 19. Oh damn, so that's higher than I
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thought, so OK. That was in 20/21 and
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19/19/2000. 19 OK, OK, so maybe that was a little wrong.
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OK, any, any other news and notes we want to talk about?
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There's been a bunch of transfers.
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Was it Tottenham defensive midfielder?
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Probably you know, Tottenham, we talked about that last.
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Week, so that's going to be key for the defense, honestly.
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Yeah, we talked about that last week.
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What else? Oh, the striker at Aster Villa.
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Yeah, that is wild, just in the sense that I feel like Ollie
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Watkins just can't catch a break.
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Yeah. And we already know how Henry
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feels by him. He's not scared to drop him so.
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The way Henry feels about Ollie Watkins is like, Henry's in like
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a polyemorous relationship with everyone.
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And Ollie Watkins, it's like he's willing to, he's willing to
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swap at any moment. Yeah, So that'll be interesting
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for Villa. They finally this on the
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transfer market. So what else happened?
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Darwin Nunez got his transfer out getting paid like 5 bag 500
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bags a fucking week. Did you guys say, do you know
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that Darwin Nunez has like 66 goal contributions and like 92
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starts or 92 games? That's like not bad.
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I think Nunez is kind of like Jax.
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Or because of the misses are bad people clown on them.
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They're the misses are not bad. They're like, fucking terrible.
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Yeah. Did you guys see the clip of him
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talking, like doing an interview, Tim and Luis Diaz,
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where they. Oh, yeah, just like Saudi,
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Saudi, Saudi. That's not what you're saying.
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So I'm on Fabrizio's Twitter page just kind of going the
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latest news to see if we missed anything, man.
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You open the door for holding to get transferred out and then
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some Chelsea talk and Kuko and Nico Jackson are going to leave
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either on loan or sell them. And also Garnacho Keefe.
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I just try that. Going Nacho, Yeah.
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Nacho Chelsea is starting to heat up.
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I think it's a good, it could be a good move for Chelsea.
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I think we need like one more. Hasn't it already gone through?
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No, it's not already gone through.
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It's just it's like, sorry, it's starting to advance.
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But like Jamie Gittins played today on on Friday the 8th and
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looked pretty good when he came off the bench.
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I think adding another like pasty winger, you definitely
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need that. We need a little bit of depth
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there. We don't really have another
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left winger. So I think I think Garnacho
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would be a really good deal, especially on the the money that
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it's looking like it's going to cost for his age and everything.
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Like seemed like a great deal and like I, we were kind of like
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this morning. It's kind of funny because I
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woke up and chose violence against our Man United friends
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in the chat. I fucking.
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Loved it. I, I was kind of just poking up,
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but at the end of the day, like people are always like, oh,
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Garnacha has attitude problems. But like, it's really hard to
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tell at United who has attitude problems because it seems like
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everyone who leaves there, all the United fans are like, oh, he
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had, he had attitude. Fucking culture.
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This guy had attitude problems. This guy had attitude problems.
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And it's just like, no, I think. At some.
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Point. You just got to acknowledge that
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it's there's more going on there than just that.
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Did I see this right? It's Scott McDonald's on the
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Palin tour list. Rightfully so, he.
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Had an amazing season in Napoli. Pretty amazing.
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The the when you look at the volunteer list from like 10
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years ago to now, what a fall off.
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I know what a fall off. Well, do you guys, that's
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because we're 10 years older. Like I bet you there's kids that
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are going to look at the volunteer door list from now in
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10 years and be like, God what a fall off like.
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So you're saying, are you saying that he's bringing all?
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Those like our guy. Yeah, that's right.
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But like even go, I just feel like there's a little bit of
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that going on. Let's not, let's not be like
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those old like old man yell at cloud stuff.
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Right now, to keep it on Chelsea, who was it, the center
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back that that's not for the year.
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Oh, like, well, super, super devastating injury for Chelsea.
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He was a pretty he was a serviceable fantasy asset.
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But now, yeah, he that's a that's a year ending.
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That's a injury. I think this was going to be the
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year where he really like propelled into like, yeah, like
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global elites attitude. He's been, he's been playing
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really well for Chelsea last. Year 5, two more center backs.
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He'd be fun. Yeah, I don't even know if we
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will. Like we got Hotdo, he can play
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left center back. We have Fofana, Fofana's back on
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like training on grass. We have Toast and we have
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Chalabao. So there's a code by Mariska's
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sink. It's a priority to get another
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center back. He did say that.
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Yeah, for what's the Rizzio Romano's X page and also Rodri
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the ballonder when he got injured.
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He will be out until mid-september.
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I told you. Yeah, and then two other news
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that the latest news is Real Madrid gave Gonzalez Garcia a
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new contract until 2030 and Enrich will be the new #9 for
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Real Madrid. Interesting.
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Madison's so they're both going to stay neither, neither of them
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are going to are going to go unlock.
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Wait, interesting. I got two things.
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Oh yeah, that's the other big one.
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Madison's out for six or seven months.
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What's the entry ACL? Same year.
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And then did we hit this is we're going to go La Liga again,
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Lamin Yamal and Levandowski, you hear about that or did I see see
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that wrong? Asking my brothers Doping.
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Dope. Do it.
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Doping No. Check it up.
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Like, I don't know, you might want to Fact Check that one and
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that one hasn't. Check it out.
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I think the I would. Love that.
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But I would too. I know you.
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I would too. I as a Chelsea fan I hate this
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on it the problem. Being that medicine being gone,
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there isn't a true replacement. No, it's really sad.
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It's really tough for Tottenham like that.
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The game the other day was kind of hard to watch against Bayern
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Munich, even though I didn't watch it, because I was hoping
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Enzo to log in for the Tottenham fan page.
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He's not even a real fan so he didn't have the login.
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Absolutely expensive, man. No, I know the the other, the
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other news is cool stuff. See it's the, the timetable is
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looking like it's getting further and further out for him
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to come back to. So just Tottenham's in a little
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bit of a weird state right now. I wouldn't be surprised to see
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them pull the trigger on a like, creative player, yeah.
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They need to greenish or they need another 10s.
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I got Should we get into this? So we're going to just go
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through some, like, predictions and stuff now.
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Are we ready for this? Yeah.
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So just real quick to kind of put a ball on the Lewandowski,
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Lemi Yamal, they violated the Champions League anti doping
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violation rules. So it's not that they got caught
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for doping. I guess they maybe skipped a
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test or whatever, but that's what it is.
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I was. Probably the punishment is that
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Barcelona, it's probably just like you got a, you got like a
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pat on the back. No, they'll probably just change
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the rules for them because it was cheating.
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Yeah, you act as if they don't change the rules for Real
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Madrid. Never.
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Oh, remember when Robert Drew was in debt like 30 years ago?
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And then what did they do? They sold their training ground
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to Madrid. And then what did Madrid, the
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same Madrid do? You.
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Know, I'm sure. Yeah, you know how they changed
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the rules? We're so dominant in the
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Champions League, so they changed the format.
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Oh yeah. OK guys, Oh yeah, first one
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we're going to do is who is going to be the number one
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scoring points per start player of the season with like 20 plus
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starts? Not like someone that has like
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10 starts are we? Both me and Sika are the same.
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We are ice cold with this one. Sika and I both agree it's going
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to be Cole Palmer coming off the man of the match performance in
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the Club World Cup final against PSG.
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He's been, I think, I think it's just he's just there and I think
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it's kind of funny to see the soccer drop off start to happen
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in drafts. So I like it.
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I just think he has all the assets.
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He can score goals, he can assist goals, he gets T
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dribbles. He just does everything that fan
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tracks likes for scoring. Enzo, who do you have?
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Fernandez, what an interesting decision after what we were
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talking about last week and you were kind of starting to hit
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that, that you felt like you might not score as high.
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Well, I went. After the reason why I made this
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is because now they have Cesco at #9 so now he has like with
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Brute with and Gwenbo and Konya. Yeah, they can score goals.
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One scored 20 last season, the other one scored 19.
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They are creative players, but they're going to be playing that
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10 role. But who would?
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Who did they have to aim at? Nobody, right?
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Like they had Rashmus and Xerxe fuck all, sorry, not enough.
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And then with Bruno playing the six, now he's going to have a
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couple more people to aim at. So those pointless balls he used
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to kick up to the top of the field, now he's got a couple of
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people he can pass to. So I feel like he's going to
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have more trouble. He's going to have less trouble
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completions, obviously, but he's going to have more crosses and I
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think he's going to actually have more assists than he did
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last season. Last season he had eight goals
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and 10 assists. I think the goals drop off a
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little bit because you still get penalties and I'm pretty sure
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you still get set plays, but he's going to get more assists.
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Yeah. Do you want to take a gap?
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I mean, again, Bruno's so good. Like, I feel like it's, you
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know, it's. But do you want to take a guess
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on his worst season in the Premier League?
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I was like 400 something points. Wasn't it like in 2020-2021?
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But yeah, it was the season that Cristiano Ronaldo was there for
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a full year. So I'm I'm not saying like
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that's a completely direct correlation.
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I just like that's where I'm like maybe, maybe like all these
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attacking a talent ahead of him, He isn't gonna he doesn't have
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to be like the man as much. He doesn't like step up as much.
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What I would say on that is when Ronaldo was there, who took the
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penalty kicks, who took the set pieces?
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Ronaldo. True.
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Oh yeah, we don't think Abuelo's going to take some set pieces
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away from Bruno. Absolutely not I.
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Don't think so. Absolutely not.
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OK. Oh, yeah, I like it and it's a
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good one. It's bold.
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I like it. And no one, no one's saying
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that. So fun.
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Sergey's is Saka. He doesn't have any notes as to
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why, but I'm assuming it's just the Arsenal connection.
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Come on man. Star, boy, star.
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Boy. And then we also Saka Sergey
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suggested that we also asked ChatGPT.
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So I went through and asked chat ChatGPT all these questions and
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ChatGPT said early Holland. And the reason was because he's
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odds on favorite to be the the the.
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Top goal scorer. Goal scorer and he generates
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lots and lots of shots on target and goals are worth a lot.
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So that's good logic. I don't I don't hate it.
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I think that's solid. OK, next one league winner guy
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who's going to come from the later rounds and that will
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deliver you one round one value. Like examples would be like
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Bueno and Cunha from last year. So Tikka, who do you have?
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Cesco, he is everything I want to hold on to be and better.
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He's taller, he's blonder and he's surrounded by a team that
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was more complimentary for a striker with Cunha and Buemmo.
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Obviously Bruno playing more of a path distributing girl this
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year most likely. So I think he's coming on a team
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that's more solidified and also he's coming on a team that has a
18:41
manager that not everyone despises.
18:45
Yeah, it's got 4 weeks. That's a fun one.
18:48
Just goes a fun one. That's like that's the the
18:51
optimism of the United fans before the season starts.
18:53
You know what, I like to see it. It's really cute.
18:55
I will. I'm declaring here in the second
18:57
or third round. If he's available, I'm taking
18:59
him. 2nd. Or third, third.
19:02
Probably not Second third round. If he's there, I'm.
19:03
Taking third again backtrack real quick.
19:06
What? Pick Are you third?
19:08
3rd. I don't think he'll be there by
19:11
the time the third gets back. To you should have been well.
19:12
No, no, no, no. You'll be able to get him.
19:14
Probably you'll give him a third.
19:15
You can have another look. Actually, who knows with our
19:18
with our job. I just need to survive Derek and
19:21
Kyle in the 1st 2 rounds. And Thomas?
19:24
No, Thomas is not going to adjust.
19:25
Him Spike picked the fuck out of you bro.
19:27
Everything you're saying, he's taking notes.
19:28
He's Spike picking you. What's the cussion?
19:30
Oh. My God, man.
19:32
Hey Sergey, can you just beep out everything that is
19:36
unnecessary? So just meet you.
19:43
OK, I have I kind of cheated. I went attacking full backs.
19:46
I think Ryan at Nori is a really good one.
19:48
I think I just think that there is I think the soccer's or the
19:52
sport is changing and like, you know, tactically and I think
19:56
full backs are getting really, really advanced and you're
19:57
seeing that with Pat, you're seeing that with Malik gusto for
20:00
Chelsea. I just and you you're seeing
20:03
that with like how much Liverpool invested in full backs
20:05
getting Pimpong and Kerquez. I think that getting these
20:08
attacking full backs is going to give you like a.
20:11
Like extra like half a player as far as points go.
20:15
And I think it's, I think people are kind of sleeping on that and
20:17
I think that's going to win people leagues.
20:20
I agree. I like that.
20:23
I think you cheated by putting two players in there.
20:26
Doesn't mean you're going to be twice as right, but I do agree
20:28
with both those. I like both those players and
20:31
they they're going what, what, what rounds are they going?
20:33
Right. I know he's going like in the
20:34
3rd, 4th and Gusto's going like 11, yeah, 10th like.
20:38
I would've added Jed Spence and. Ed Spence is a great one.
20:41
We got. We got him in Nate and I got him
20:43
in our league in like our second.
20:44
I was just rubbing it in. Again, Oh, tell us more about
20:46
your other. League, Yeah, yeah, 'cause we
20:47
want to fucking hear about it. Yeah, screw, screw the nose.
20:50
I was just talking about your other league.
20:52
Add the draft word up right here if you guys want.
20:54
No, no, thank you. You know what?
20:56
Send it so I could delete the message.
21:00
OK, Anzo, Anzo, your turn. OK, yeah.
21:02
So I guess just FY to beat things out, but also when you're
21:05
beeping things out, beep out whenever they say because.
21:08
That's just soccer. Horrible.
21:11
All right, I said greenish. Especially we go to Evan or
21:15
Tottenham, I feel we'll get the Aston Villa greenish of old
21:19
dribble, completions, assists, goals, still 29 in his prime.
21:22
If it rhymes, he will also be sublime. 20/21/2020 season
21:28
you've got 428.5 points. In the 19 and 20 season you've
21:32
got 432. What do you mean?
21:33
Well, heck, can you not mumble? Keep going, keep going, keep
21:35
going. So I think reelish and he'll be
21:37
going later like seventh round. Eighth round, I think that's
21:40
still early, but you can grab like the 8th or 9th and you've
21:43
got golden play right now. Yeah, he's already creeping up
21:46
ADP because I think of all these rumors, I think people, I also
21:50
think people just really want him to like, do well, you know,
21:52
there's that wish. Like there's a lot of people who
21:54
like Greeley. Just imagine wishful thing.
21:56
Just imagine Kudus and Greeley on your wings.
21:59
Man, that's fucking sexy. Going to be pretty sweet yes, it
22:02
would be I like it. I mean, I I said earlier, big
22:05
fish, small pond. I think Greeley thrives, would
22:07
thrive with us a little bit smaller team where he's a little
22:09
more the focal point, gets a lot, a lot of touches and he's
22:11
not as constrained in the pep system and can kind of just be
22:14
his own kind of creative kind of Dynamo.
22:17
What do you know? Call us a small planet.
22:19
Call us like a a a lake that's like a more meandering from more
22:24
everything you're. More like a tributary or
22:26
something, yeah. Yes, you know, Keith, you know.
22:29
Well, because it's, yeah, they're like, it's like a
22:31
tributary that thinks it's a small pond.
22:33
It's like, it has like it has like shortened Napoleon syndrome
22:35
a little bit. Oh, OK.
22:37
Lovely. OK, Sergei put.
22:42
We thought Weifer. I like Weifer, Weifer Brighton.
22:45
I like that too. I think that's the type of thing
22:46
where I we've talked about in the past, like he's really odd
22:51
because he plays right back. He plays in the center, he plays
22:53
in the center of the park. He plays all over.
22:54
And and that way it kind of reminds me of Pascal Gross where
22:57
I was like, I was super weary of him.
22:59
So I was like, I don't really know where he plays.
23:00
I don't really get it. But then like, he just continued
23:03
to, like, generate points. And you do at some point, you
23:05
come around, you're like, OK, this guy just doesn't matter
23:07
where he plays. He scores a ton.
23:08
And we from the limited amount we saw from before the last
23:11
season, you know, he didn't play a ton, a ton of games With the
23:14
games we saw, he was generating, like, really good points.
23:16
So makes sense. Yeah, I like it.
23:19
OK ChatGPT actually thought this was kind of funny because
23:21
there's not some of that. We would not pick chat.
23:23
ChatGPT picked Morgan Rogers. I would've picked him I like.
23:28
You, and this is what ChatGPT had to say, A versatile attacker
23:31
compared to Musiala, Ronaldo and his mix of power, dribbling and
23:35
tactical intelligence. OK, that's not a lot.
23:37
His work rate and physical profile make him a fantasy asset
23:39
with upside, especially under your metrics which are the fan
23:42
check metrics that reward all around contributions.
23:46
I like it. I don't.
23:48
I think the the player comparisons just are a big red
23:50
flag that they don't know at all from what they're talking about.
23:53
It's obviously American ChatGPT. You should have done the
23:56
European ChatGPT. Is there a difference?
23:58
I don't know. It feels like there is.
24:00
Don't say it. Say it.
24:01
No, no, that's fine. Be racist.
24:03
Say it. I will not say it.
24:07
Do not say it. I won't be bullied.
24:08
If you're if you're waiting this long, you're not saying it.
24:10
Don't say it. Little word of advice for you if
24:14
you have to think. Yeah, don't listen to Enzo if
24:17
you have to. OK?
24:18
Now, next we're going to go top 4 predictions.
24:21
So not so much fantasy, but also kind of fantasy because it'll
24:24
it'll influence. Question, Did you guys put it in
24:26
order of where you think they're going to come or did you just
24:28
put it to OK? I'm just curious.
24:31
Did you? Yeah, I did mine.
24:32
OK, OK, OK. You can go first time Enzo.
24:35
I think go back-to-back with all that money invested and it's not
24:38
just like invested on a bunch of mediocre players.
24:40
They invested where they needed it.
24:42
Not they spoke about Trim getting tapped and losing them
24:46
to Real Madrid, but they tapped all these motherfuckers they
24:48
got, they shot the moon. Oh, sorry, beep that out.
24:52
Sergey Frimpong, Kurka's Florian Watts, like Eka TK.
24:59
They just, they got some freaking Ballers in there and
25:02
they're young too, so I think they're going to go back.
25:05
To back, so you have Liverpool first, do you have next city?
25:08
OK, I don't expect Pep to get divorced again so he's going to
25:13
do well and he's going to bounce back, but I don't think he's
25:15
going to have enough. I think Liverpool and C are the
25:17
ones that are going to be bounding out and they're going
25:19
to be scoring. They're going to score 85 plus
25:21
points again this season. Arsenal and 3rd.
25:24
I think yes they invested in Jockarez but it's his first
25:27
season. But for them to do to even come
25:31
in the top 2, they need Jockarez to score 25 plus goals in my
25:34
opinion. And I don't see him scoring 25
25:37
plus goals, but I do see him keeping him in the top 4.
25:40
And then Chelsea, Chelsea was the one I was, I was flip
25:44
flopping on for 4th. But just going on their form,
25:47
running on a high, having Cole Palmer and the amount of
25:50
rotation they're going to have, I feel like they can hold out.
25:53
They're going to have a little slump in the middle of the
25:55
season, I feel, and then they're just going to come back like
25:57
they did last season. Hika, what do you got?
26:00
I have Man City winning it, Liverpool coming in second, then
26:06
I have Arsenal. I think Go Chris is not going to
26:10
be as amazing as people think he is.
26:11
And then this was between Chelsea and Man U and I had to
26:15
go Man U and I went Man UI. Don't even think Man U gets in
26:20
the top five. What's one more place?
26:22
No, but I don't even think the game all right.
26:24
So I don't even think they get, I don't think they go ahead of
26:27
of Newcastle. I don't think they get ahead of
26:29
Tottenham. Newcastle is a shit show like.
26:33
The the core of the team is good, but they're they're
26:35
transfers have been a shit show. Like it's not like it's not like
26:38
the team, like the team that's there right now pretty much
26:40
qualified for top four last year, but like they need a they
26:42
need to add more. Yeah, the E stock thing is the.
26:46
And the manager said I it's on ESPN that the first game he's
26:50
not going to play regardless. So they're not playing him until
26:53
the transfer goes through. And even if he does, it does go
26:55
through, obviously they lose them.
26:56
And who's going to be the Nico Jackson?
26:59
You think Nico Jackson is going to carry team to top 4, top
27:02
five, top five? Yes.
27:05
I, I think he could with the right pieces around him, but OK.
27:10
Oh yeah, I'll go next. So I I was going to go tangent
27:13
about. Newcastle, but I'm not.
27:15
Going to not do that because Enzo has to.
27:17
We're on a short one. I am doing Manchester City
27:20
first. I think Enzo's point about Pat,
27:23
he's doesn't have a wife anymore.
27:24
He's going to spend all his time just focusing on football.
27:28
It's going to be just, he's not going.
27:30
He doesn't have to go home. No one's calling him being like,
27:32
where are you? It's midnight, your son at home.
27:34
He's just going to be able to work through it.
27:35
I love it. His kids are getting older.
27:37
I think his kids are getting close to college age.
27:39
They're not, they don't really need them anymore.
27:41
It's just going to be balls to the wall.
27:44
Manchester City, then Chelsea next.
27:46
I, I just kind of like think that they're pretty good.
27:49
I watched the preseason game today and it's like they've
27:52
literally been back for like 3 days and it's pounced.
27:54
A leveraging team that's been training for like 3 weeks and
27:57
like there, there's so many good players on that team, there's so
28:00
much depth. They're the they're the Club
28:03
World Cup champions, they're the Champions of the world and I
28:07
think that second place is very doable for them.
28:10
Tico you first. Tico, you first.
28:12
They beat Denhawks team. Big deal.
28:15
I was like, what? I was going.
28:18
To say, is that what I was going to say?
28:19
OK, OK. Next up, Liverpool.
28:20
I think Liverpool get third. I think very much like Real
28:24
Madrid last year, when you add some really big pieces like
28:28
that, it can take a little bit of time to get everything sorted
28:31
and figure out all those things. And I think Liverpool added some
28:36
really big pieces and it's going to be difficult for them to just
28:39
get back like right on that track.
28:41
I think losing Luis Diaz is really a much bigger deal than
28:44
people are making it out to be. I think he's just such a huge
28:47
player for them. I also think losing Sala for
28:49
seven plus games potentially is it's going to be in like a
28:53
really crunched period of the window of the time.
28:56
Could also be like a really big dent to the title and then
29:00
fourth dive Arsenal. I just think I really like some
29:02
of their signings. I like to but Mendy actually
29:04
like them out of like as the depth option for, you know, the
29:08
other guys. I'm not 100% so poor guys.
29:10
I think he'll be do well, but I also think they have Kai.
29:12
So either way, I think they'll be fine.
29:14
I just don't know. I just don't, I just don't see
29:18
them winning things. Something trophies are in the
29:21
future. OK, Sergey, next.
29:23
Sergey has arsenal, Liverpool and Man City Chelsea.
29:27
You know what I think it's really interesting that we other
29:29
than T codes with the man U curveball, we all have the same
29:32
teams. I'm sorry.
29:33
Let me let me ChatGPT has Liverpool Arsenal and Manchester
29:37
City Chelsea, but I think it's interesting that like we're also
29:40
chalk because the last few years it's been like we like throw in
29:42
a curveball. You throw in a Villa, you throw
29:44
in a Newcastle. But I think this year there's
29:46
there's so much more money that all the big teams are spending
29:49
that it feels like that top 4. Like, you know, that was like
29:52
such a thing for a long time, like the big four and then it
29:54
was the big six and then it was, you know, but like, it feels
29:57
like that's starting to, they're starting to become a gap again.
29:59
Yeah, there wasn't the last few years, which is awesome, but it
30:02
seems like that's kind of shifting again.
30:04
You know what doesn't fill me a confidence with Sergey's
30:07
prediction? What he didn't.
30:10
For capital A, he didn't capitalize, so he he.
30:13
Wasn't he's not 100% with it. He capitalized LM and C for
30:17
little messy Chelsea, but also there's a small A.
30:21
Well, also for the C and city, it's small C so yeah.
30:25
But so that's really funny and I like that.
30:28
OK, next one, relegation predictions.
30:31
Tico, do you have? I have three up 3 downs.
30:33
Same thing as the last two years last.
30:35
Two years. Sunderland.
30:38
Yeah, I mean, I, I, I called up the last two years.
30:40
I think that's pretty wild to that's happened twice.
30:43
I think people are getting, I think this is, I think this year
30:45
old buck, but my personal ones are wolves.
30:48
Bradley Sunderland. I think Lee's might be good
30:50
enough to say that. I think that's a pretty good
30:52
team. I think Sunderland, I think
30:54
their issue is they spent a lot of money and they got a lot of
30:56
pieces. And I'll just be interesting to
30:58
see if they can figure it out in time like the I've I've I've
31:01
don't doubt that they have the quality there.
31:02
I just don't know if they're going to be able to figure out
31:04
that as a team in the time period.
31:06
And I don't know if Bradley's done enough personally, like
31:09
enough recruiting. And then Wolves, I just feel
31:11
like the recruitment hasn't been the best.
31:15
I like the coach. I think defensively they could
31:17
be sound. I just don't know if like John
31:19
Arias is like enough to replace Cuna.
31:22
I don't know, like Fur Lopez is so young.
31:24
Like, I just don't know if they're like the team that I
31:27
just don't know if they have enough firepower.
31:28
And so do that. I go Bournemouth, Burnley,
31:31
Leeds. Bournemouth, Really.
31:34
I said Sunset will stay up because it's exactly what you
31:37
said. They bought a lot of pieces.
31:40
They've given themselves the best opportunity with the pieces
31:43
they've bought attacking wise and they've given themselves
31:46
some rotation. Bournemouth just lost Zabarani
31:50
to PSG, so that's one of their cenobacs.
31:53
He's gone. They lost Carcass, that's
31:57
another one gone. I think defensively they're not
31:59
going to be sound. I know they did better last
32:02
season when after they lost Solanke, but I don't think this
32:05
is going to be the same field. Then they're going to go down
32:07
and barely just doesn't have enough.
32:09
I don't think so. So interesting ChatGPT said
32:13
Burnley Sunderland lead so chat to be GBT agrees with T go.
32:16
I think those are the. I also think ChatGPT was like,
32:18
those are the odds on favourites to go down because obviously the
32:21
permanent teams are so. Yeah, Bill, what's going to be
32:24
hot zone? Sergei says we're wolves,
32:27
Burnley leads, so we're all in the same.
32:30
So we want to say in bold, pop. Yeah, OK.
32:34
Bold fantasy predictions. So this is something that's just
32:37
like a bold prediction that you think can happen.
32:39
I thought it was very funny that all of ours were for the teams
32:41
that we support. Oh, no.
32:42
Except Tigo's wasn't. Never mind.
32:44
But Tigo, you go 1st. And what was yours?
32:46
So mine is Isaac will have a drop off if he joins Liverpool.
32:51
Explain. So I think if he goes play, goes
32:54
to play for Liverpool with the team, the way the wingers are, I
32:58
don't think he's going to score as many goals.
33:01
And I think with most Salah, because it's so concentrated on
33:06
the right side of it, of him scoring goals, I think he's
33:09
going to be more, it's not going to be more of a complimentary
33:11
player. And if you think about the
33:13
forwards they had, it's always been center forwards that have
33:15
kind of been passed around and distributed the ball to the
33:19
wingers, like what's for Menio. So I just think he's not going
33:22
to have a good of a as good of a year if he leaves.
33:25
Also, if he stays, like it's kind of hard to go back to the
33:29
team. You already know I don't want
33:31
you anymore. You want to go first key if you
33:33
want me to go. You can go.
33:34
I saw you wrote. Yeah.
33:37
No, I'm talking about what he just said.
33:39
Oh, you, you can. Oh, for that you can, yeah.
33:40
OK. It's like he's like a versatile
33:45
#9 I don't think he's a a big man up front, but he can play
33:48
like a big man up front. He does make the runs of the
33:50
ball but he also can pull back and take that false mind
33:54
position which he's done for Newcastle so.
33:57
You think that's what he's going to do for?
34:00
I think that's what I think that's what he can do for
34:02
Liverpool if that's what it has to to what for When you have
34:04
Salah on the right, he doesn't have, he doesn't have all the
34:07
pressure on him and he's taking pressure off Salah and he's
34:09
taking off pressure off himself. I don't think he has a fall off
34:12
season. I think maybe he doesn't score
34:13
as many goals. So I still think he scores close
34:16
to 20, but I think he'll add more assists if he went to the.
34:19
I think his assistant goal goal numbers are going to drop.
34:22
Yeah, and if his assistant goal numbers drop, then he's going to
34:25
have a big drop off because he's very assistant goal dependent.
34:28
He's very Gax dependent. So I also think to, to Tika's
34:33
point, I, I, and I totally see what you're saying too.
34:36
I'm not like, I like, I get exactly what you're saying.
34:38
Like it's hard to like what a rising tide raises all ships.
34:41
Like how is he not going to be better when he has Salah and all
34:43
these players around him? But at the same time, I, I'm
34:46
also just kind of like, like to my point, I said why I don't
34:49
think Liverpool's going to win the title is that is that reason
34:51
too. I think there's a lot of movie
34:53
pieces and there's going to be a lot of new parts.
34:54
And I don't think it's all going to necessarily gel day one.
34:57
And especially like, obviously going off of last year's Liver
35:00
Liverpool team, you don't see like, you know, some teams like
35:03
the wingers that are all over the place, they switch
35:04
positions. Like you never see Luis Diaz go
35:07
on the right side or most solid go on the left side.
35:09
So like they're kind of stick to their positions more than any
35:11
other team from the top tier teams in the Premiership or
35:15
across, you know, Europe. So I think they're more like,
35:17
hey, staying like, you know, not staying in your lane, but
35:21
staying in like your position. So I think that's why he's not
35:23
going to be going on the wings as as much.
35:26
You think Mossala wants someone else on the side bringing you
35:29
the defenders? No, he wants more space.
35:31
So put them in the box, create some space for him.
35:33
You know Mossaler isn't a selfish player rival, no.
35:36
No, he's the greatest. He's he's become a really good
35:38
sister as well, Aspana in his later years, but Aspana.
35:44
OK. Andrew, what do you have?
35:45
Solanke will be a top three goal scorer this season.
35:50
Doesn't mean we're going to get anywhere close to the top five.
35:53
It just means he's going to score a lot of goals in
35:55
pointless games, a lot of tap insurance.
36:00
What is this? Who wrote all this?
36:04
I thought you wrote all this. I didn't.
36:05
Really, I did not write all that.
36:09
OK, so that says you want me to read it or do you want to read
36:12
it? No, I think that was just like
36:13
someone. It was just listening to what I
36:15
was saying before. Yeah, it doesn't make sense
36:17
because it says get Nate and do another podcast and see how that
36:20
goes. It says a lot of happens.
36:22
Oh, really? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
36:24
Thank you. Thank you.
36:25
Well, no, no, no. You're telling us after the fact
36:27
you should just go get Nate and do another podcast.
36:29
Let's see how that goes. F you.
36:31
What the F? See, was it?
36:33
I think that was just voice recording at some point.
36:35
And maybe like anyways, I got under our dock and I was, I
36:38
thought you did that. No, I don't get.
36:40
I think it's gonna get, I think it's gonna get delete everything
36:43
else I wrote though it delete it.
36:44
You'll get a lot of tap insurance because it's very
36:46
Thomas Frank does a lot of overloading, especially on the
36:48
wings when they cut into the box and then Solanke will be in the
36:52
six yard box and it'll get a lot to happen.
36:54
Yeah, that's a fun one I have. I think Isabel William will
36:58
finish better than Pedro Netto by Jack Scoring.
37:02
Because he scored, That's just because he's scored that tap in.
37:05
Today it was not what happened. It was like a two.
37:07
It was almost a. Show that happened but also I
37:09
just think that he in general looked really, really good and I
37:12
really like the way he played and I really think that him and
37:16
Cole Palmer like linked up really well.
37:18
And as much as there's things I really love about Pedro NATO, I
37:20
think he's better in like a counter attacking system.
37:23
And sometimes I just feel like we don't play that way that
37:26
often. And yeah, I just think like over
37:29
a full season, I could see us about winning that spot at 18,
37:32
which is crazy. We're talking like elite, elite.
37:36
And it's exciting. And I don't know like where he
37:39
that means he goes and drops or anything, but I think it's
37:41
exciting. OK, any any comments on that or
37:44
you guys just don't care? Eyes, eyes glazing over and be
37:46
No, it's just Chelsea winger it. All depends on if he gets
37:49
starts. Yeah, that's all.
37:51
Yeah. So if he gets starts, he has a
37:55
good opportunity. Probably now it's proven, that's
37:57
all. Yeah, yes.
38:00
That's why it's a bold prediction.
38:02
Sergey's Yorkers scores more goals than Cesco.
38:06
It's not bold. That's not bold at all.
38:08
That's that's. That's like a given.
38:11
I think anything other than that would be bold.
38:12
Yeah, if he said Cesco gets more goals in Yorkers, I'm like, Oh
38:16
yeah, that's tasty. OK.
38:19
OK, so that's good. Jokers gets more golds than
38:21
Solanki. I don't think that's bold
38:23
either. I don't.
38:23
Think that's bold, but me saying Solanki's what I mean top three
38:26
goal scorer is. Me but like it's it's bold and
38:29
ansos predictions. Solanki's top three.
38:31
Yeah, but these are these are bold predictions.
38:34
Yours is. You're saying facts?
38:37
Yeah, you're saying, you're saying sounds like chop, you're
38:39
saying like like a chalk opinion.
38:41
Like, I think people assume that OK, if you like Yokers gets more
38:45
goals in Holland, then maybe we could maybe we could talk.
38:48
Next year I have a bold one, OK. Here we go.
38:51
Go with that. Go go with that.
38:52
Redo. Oneri wins the starting spot
38:56
from Otoguard. That's.
38:58
Our time. There you go.
38:59
I like our time. Yeah, that's a bold prediction.
39:01
Who does that? One year.
39:02
In one year. You know I love.
39:05
Have you heard the Arsenal fans after the last game?
39:07
Have you heard how much? How like they got so happy with
39:10
the last game because they had two kids come on a 15?
39:13
Year old. And real good.
39:15
Yeah. Yeah.
39:15
But now they're saying that these are the the special
39:18
talents that are coming through. I mean, every club has a few,
39:20
Yeah, but Arsenal? Just gets full honor.
39:22
They're like, they're always the next TRRE when they had Thea
39:25
wilcon blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
39:27
Do wait, do we want to talk about the Wenieri Odegard thing?
39:30
Because I, that's the first time that Sergei's kind of said
39:33
something similar, that he think Odegard's going to lose a spot.
39:35
I don't I I personally don't follow are still enough to like
39:39
believe that. And I also feel like every
39:41
single time I've seen Odegard, he like looks really good,
39:43
especially in the last the end of the season and even like that
39:46
that preseason game the other day.
39:47
It seems like everything was going through him so hard for me
39:50
to believe it, but it's. Bold, it's bold, it's bold.
39:53
And in my head, if say, Odega gives a slight injury and he
39:57
gets a run of games, I think that could be.
40:00
The opening do you guys want to hear chat GBTS because I
40:03
actually think it's kind of a good.
40:04
One I was going to say I like chat GBTS I.
40:07
It might have been. It might have been the best one,
40:08
huh? Pedro Poro would finish as a top
40:11
five overall fantasy scorer in 2526, ahead of at least 2 of
40:16
Sala Holland, Saka Palmer or Bruno Fernandez.
40:18
You. Know when the last time that
40:19
happened? Trent maybe or something.
40:22
No, it was trivia. Two years.
40:24
Ago. Oh yeah, he he didn't do that.
40:27
Oh yeah, and that was when trivia was getting a lot of
40:30
assisted goals. He was on my team, yeah.
40:32
I remember, but he didn't win that year so.
40:34
I also had how long and. You had both of them.
40:35
You still didn't. Win so oh.
40:38
Yeah. Rough times, All right, Those
40:41
are our those are our predictions.
40:44
Are you guys anything else you guys want to chat about?
40:49
No, I'm actually curious. 5678 European spots, who do you think
40:54
So get the 5678, we already did our top four.
40:56
What do you think we get 5678? I think United might squeeze
40:59
into like 7, I think. I think Newcastle is still up
41:05
there and I don't know. Good question.
41:10
I'd say Evans going to squeeze in there too.
41:12
That would be really fascinating.
41:13
Really. See Evans squeezing.
41:15
In their attack itself is so interesting this year I think.
41:18
I'm going to say I. Think Tottenham gets in there?
41:20
I think I think Tom gets six this year ahead of May and I to
41:23
get 7th. He just hates it, I said.
41:25
Maybe he's going to squeeze it in the 7th.
41:27
I mean, you think they're he's they're going to drop from top
41:29
4? I think that Ameren's going to
41:31
get fired after 8 weeks. Oh yeah, you do, I think.
41:34
He's going to get fired after 8 weeks.
41:35
I mean, if they lose a few games, it's not going to be a
41:38
very. You lose.
41:39
You lose 4 out of 6 at Old Trafford in the 1st 8 weeks. 812
41:43
weeks you're done. You're done.
41:47
Who are their? Who are their?
41:48
Who are their fixtures to start this season?
41:50
They're going to start against Arsenal.
41:52
Arsenal, Fulham, Burnley, City. I could see that losing to
41:56
Arsenal, drawing to Fulham, beating Burnley and losing the
42:00
City and then after that Chelsea.
42:01
Losing to Chelsea, I could see, I could see that's future where
42:05
in the 1st 12345 games they have one draw and 1 lot, 1 draw and
42:11
one. Win.
42:11
All right, let's let's do some schedule talk against Arsenal at
42:14
home. That's a win.
42:16
Noah. Noah's no.
42:17
It came in. That's a win.
42:18
Old. Trafford is not a a fortress
42:21
like a fortress. It's a leaky roof with a leaky
42:24
defense. You know what, the thing about
42:26
leaky roofs, sometimes they work against Burnley at Old Trafford,
42:30
that's a win. So that's three.
42:31
You know, Man City on the road, that's probably a loss.
42:34
So we're there 3 and 1. Chelsea at home.
42:37
That's a win. I don't.
42:39
Do you believe anything he's saying because he doesn't
42:41
believe it? I know he does.
42:42
How about? This I think I was making a bet
42:43
about how many points they have. I I bet they will have under 6
42:47
points in those first 71234512345 games.
42:53
I think they'll have less than six points.
42:55
Wait. Do I make that 12345 first five
42:59
or first six first five 1st 5? 345 yeah.
43:03
So Chelsea, City, Burnley, full on United.
43:06
What what happens if they have 6 push?
43:09
No, I win. Why so?
43:10
That's so 6 is 5. 6 or less. Yeah, six.
43:13
Yeah, no. So wait.
43:17
You just said they'll get. You just said they'll get four
43:19
wins in that first five. You just said that's what I'm
43:21
saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:22
All of a sudden you're trying to backtrack.
43:23
Yeah, I'm not. So you're saying they're going
43:24
to have 12 points? He's saying they're going to
43:26
have less than half, half or less.
43:28
There's a difference between making a bet and what you
43:31
believe. That is true.
43:35
Oh yeah, I think when? You're making bets.
43:36
You want odds. You want to maximize your.
43:38
Favorite. I'm placing the line at 6.5.
43:41
So OK cuz when you're saying 6 it's miss, you know it's
43:43
misleading. Yeah, I understand.
43:44
You're right. OK, fair. 6.5.
43:47
Fuck it. So you have 7 for you to win.
43:49
Anything less than that I win. So which is the same.
43:53
Sounds like a great. Just sounds like a great bat.
43:55
Less to 6, 6 is a push. It's the same thing.
43:58
No, there's not push. There, there is a push.
44:01
Literally, there's the push. No, no, this is. 6 This is in
44:04
the MLS 20 years ago. What?
44:06
Why? I don't wanna.
44:06
I don't wanna do 6. Why are you talking 6 1/2?
44:09
Why are you talking as you're not even in this bed?
44:13
Wow, just take. Just make the bet.
44:14
Be a man. I'll do 6 1/2 Tico.
44:17
That's my final offer. You just, you were just talking
44:19
about how they're gonna have 12 points by that time period.
44:21
Yeah, let's do it. Oh yeah, Yeah, 20.
44:25
Funny. All right.
44:26
First bat of the season. First bat of the season.
44:28
Can we keep like a sheet of all the bets?
44:32
I haven't I. Haven't paid us for like the
44:34
past. I don't know how many bets we
44:35
guess. Hoyland.
44:36
Yeah. You owe money for a Hoyland,
44:37
don't you? Yes.
44:38
He does. Wait, what's the We Bet 54
44:42
thing? Right, Tottenham and Menu?
44:44
Yeah, man, that bet's looking worse and worse for you.
44:46
We should. We should.
44:47
Figure that bet. I made a bet with Chico and
44:51
Derek. We had a little drop pile on
44:53
last week and as the party's going on I've been busy, so I'm
44:56
busy cooking, you know, BBQ, doing some kind of the summer
44:58
he's. Been working as He's been
44:59
working as. I made all the side dishes.
45:01
It was great. And then down the house, almost
45:04
burnt down the house with the pork belly, which I'll never do
45:06
again. And as we're doing it, I'm in
45:09
the pool just cooling off. And they're like, yeah, I think
45:12
May and I would do better on top of another one.
45:14
Like we just got Morgan, Gibbs, Wyatt and Kudu.
45:16
So that's that's solid. We've got a great midfield, good
45:19
attack. We're going to be fine.
45:20
I think this is going to be bad because it's not a big inch, so
45:22
I shake on it. They say 50 and they're like all
45:24
right, do it. And then also the fact they go
45:26
and tell me that Morgan, because right fucking just resigned for
45:28
fucking. And I think that's talking about
45:30
that. Talk about shady stuff.
45:32
That's shady. Talk about shady stuff.
45:34
I would never do that. I haven't told you guys this but
45:36
Nate asked me to like Co manager league with him that he joined
45:41
so I agreed to do it. I did not know.
45:44
No, you bloody no. Derek near.
45:47
Derek knew, and I saw Sergey and Derek talking about something
45:50
about like, did you see it on the phone?
45:51
I didn't know what the news was. I didn't know.
45:54
OK, I'll give you. I believe you.
45:55
Take her. I would argue that you can even
45:58
re nag on your back with Derek. No, I would not only look, no.
46:02
No, no, I just, I just feel like stick with it.
46:04
Like withholding that information is pretty.
46:05
Nasty. So I'm gonna stick with it.
46:06
It's fun. It was in the chat.
46:09
What'd you say? Would you say, Sergey?
46:11
It was in the chat. Yeah.
46:14
Enzo was Enzo was cooking for you guys.
46:17
Enzo was providing a a roof for your heads, trying new drinks
46:22
and what? How do you repair them?
46:24
Fucking. You swindle them.
46:25
There you go, swindle you swindle I.
46:26
Didn't give him swim and then relax.
46:31
All right. Are we done?
46:32
Yeah, we're. Done finish off, Keith.
46:34
Cesco at a top speed of 35.7 kilometer per hour at the
46:38
Bundesliga. Can you give me some reference
46:41
points of like who else is like around that area?
46:44
It was the second fastest in all of Bundesliga.
46:47
No one runs in the Bundesliga. They all jog how many miles an
46:50
hour top? Speed of players in the Premier
46:52
League because it's a different. I mean, it's still running, who
46:54
cares? Well, what was it?
46:55
What was Cisco's? 35.7 kilometers an hour.
46:58
You want to know what the top speed in the Premier League was?
47:00
What then? Van der Vanden Vanden 37.12.
47:05
He's not getting past him, son. Matthias Nunez, 36 probably
47:09
Anthony Longer, 36. Pedro Netta, 36.
47:11
Dominic Slobes, like 36. He doesn't even crack the top
47:14
five. How about top five and strikers?
47:17
He just creeps in between the long end Nettos, yeah.
47:21
Let's just wrap it up. Yeah.
47:23
OK, fastest. Tracker in Man U.
47:26
He's not even the fastest player in Manchester.
47:27
OK, this has been episode 101 of Draft off Sides.
47:31
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47:34
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47:36
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48:01
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48:03
There it is, Kai. Baby, you're close, Matt.
48:08
O'Reilly there's. No nicknames, right?
48:10
It's actual names. Baleba.
48:13
Place for Arsenal? Zinchenko No in.
48:20
The Oh, right out. Zubin Mendi.
48:23
Zubin Mendi. No, I already got Zubin Mendi.
48:25
That was the last one. He went to it twice.
48:26
Would he? Kai, what's the baby's thumbs or
48:30
something? Kai suck.
48:33
Just what's the first thing yelling?
48:35
What's the first one? I, I said, plays for Arsenal.
48:38
Give us a give us a position. Saka.
48:42
Yeah, Boo Kai. Oh, Saka.
48:45
That was tough. I like that one.
48:47
These are good. I'm really bad at these
48:49
apparently.