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- 0:04Speaker 1: M M.
- 0:09Speaker 2: It's all good, nigga.
- 0:09Speaker 3: It's hot ship as hell.
- 0:12Speaker 4: Oh, nigga, I was out here cussing your the front door,
- 0:14Speaker 4: cussing your son off. First of all, I ain't even
- 0:17Speaker 4: heard the ship go off, saying front door. I mean,
- 0:19Speaker 4: you know, like that you on camera ship. Then I
- 0:22Speaker 4: hear tray at the door.
- 0:22Speaker 2: I'm like, nigga, opened the fucking door.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Just standing the person and some beam and I'm like,
- 0:29Speaker 3: oh this.
- 0:32Speaker 5: So I cleaned off my key ring because you know,
- 0:34Speaker 5: I'm walking around with the keys to be a little
- 0:35Speaker 5: like a janitor. So I got a separate key ring
- 0:38Speaker 5: for you know, keys for my mother's house, keys and
- 0:40Speaker 5: showing his house.
- 0:40Speaker 2: And you just seen me clean that goddamn flow. Why
- 0:43Speaker 2: would you drop that right there key?
- 0:46Speaker 5: So I didn't didn't remember grabbed the second key ring,
- 0:49Speaker 5: And so after I got I was at sharwn front door,
- 0:51Speaker 5: like my keys a little old.
- 0:53Speaker 6: I did take the damn the keys off to.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Said one time too, not that the same thing left.
- 0:57Speaker 2: I got keys to your house, my grand mother house,
- 1:02Speaker 2: my mother house. I got somebody else. I can't remember
- 1:08Speaker 2: your keys the key house.
- 1:09Speaker 3: This is my ship.
- 1:10Speaker 2: No, because I got her cold.
- 1:12Speaker 3: That's it smart.
- 1:15Speaker 4: Look, look y'all be proud of me, because that's my
- 1:17Speaker 4: little teachers appreciation of key ring.
- 1:19Speaker 2: That's it.
- 1:20Speaker 3: That's that's it.
- 1:21Speaker 5: Two keys, No, nigga, I walk like a d that
- 1:24Speaker 5: got got got a belt loop full of keys. I'm
- 1:26Speaker 5: about to open up a library or something.
- 1:29Speaker 3: Hey, nigga, this up the door.
- 1:32Speaker 2: Giant called mister Braden.
- 1:34Speaker 6: Cobby there, Cobby down in two minutes coming from the cafeteria.
- 1:38Speaker 2: Mm hm, walking around, walk around there.
- 1:39Speaker 4: He then he pissed because you let the motherfucking door
- 1:42Speaker 4: lock without checking to make sure that Mitchell was up.
- 1:44Speaker 3: Mich this mother, you.
- 1:46Speaker 5: Know you're a professional. You got to retractable key ring.
- 1:48Speaker 5: You didn't even gotta take it off the things.
- 1:52Speaker 2: Damn it.
- 1:54Speaker 3: Don't listen.
- 1:56Speaker 4: I'm telling you right fucking that, right now, right now,
- 2:01Speaker 4: make sure your dough unlocked before you leave.
- 2:05Speaker 6: I am so glad that my key my my trunk.
- 2:08Speaker 5: If its census that keys are in the trunk, it'll
- 2:10Speaker 5: reopen the trunk, because at least once every two three months,
- 2:13Speaker 5: I'll be I'll leave my keys in my bag and
- 2:16Speaker 5: then put the bag in the trump and I'd be like, dude,
- 2:17Speaker 5: the thing reopened and be like, oh Ship, my key
- 2:20Speaker 5: my car beeps and I leave my keys in the car.
- 2:23Speaker 4: First when I when I had when I had serious,
- 2:26Speaker 4: that was the first time I realized, like I was like.
- 2:28Speaker 2: Oh Ship, what the fuck damn? Like, yeah, honest, like
- 2:33Speaker 2: my keys is in my bock going off.
- 2:35Speaker 7: And then then I said, like you see the trunk
- 2:37Speaker 7: fly open, like the fuck's going on here?
- 2:40Speaker 3: And the yeah, that's just rolls is going on.
- 2:44Speaker 6: Swim Hey, y'all, it's hot as hell?
- 2:50Speaker 2: Why it's hot? There's a Halloween coochie mm hmm.
- 2:56Speaker 6: Welcome to this week's episode.
- 2:58Speaker 1: If it's motherfucker, I'm talking, you know, you know it's
- 3:05Speaker 1: time when you short on, you ain't got time for
- 3:07Speaker 1: the food because, motherfucker, I'm annoyed because I'm like, you're
- 3:10Speaker 1: doing to.
- 3:12Speaker 5: Want to look look, oh Ship, I was in the
- 3:15Speaker 5: middle of something. See your nigga distracted. Welcome to this
- 3:19Speaker 5: week's episode of Wine and Audacity, the podcast The Meltdown.
- 3:23Speaker 5: I am your unshaven host brain.
- 3:25Speaker 3: It's a call.
- 3:28Speaker 2: I had to move my.
- 3:32Speaker 5: That's why I My movie roof is permanently open, and
- 3:36Speaker 5: I ain't gonna do that.
- 3:38Speaker 2: Do it like the comedian did us in Vegas, all
- 3:42Speaker 2: that I should be like, they got damn head off.
- 3:45Speaker 6: Baby.
- 3:45Speaker 2: I almost feed on myself like you're.
- 3:47Speaker 3: About to say.
- 3:50Speaker 5: Now, yeah, just like that nigga, the nigga say here
- 3:55Speaker 5: for open a barber shop called because all I listened
- 3:58Speaker 5: a minute was gone. Yeah Booth, he was quite into
- 4:01Speaker 5: try to go to prosper and give me something something,
- 4:03Speaker 5: not the miracle drops.
- 4:04Speaker 2: That's what big boot of judy self.
- 4:05Speaker 6: What's the old boy?
- 4:06Speaker 3: Justin Kelly.
- 4:07Speaker 5: They'll be selling the stuff on on the social media's
- 4:09Speaker 5: prosper wellness, the heavy growth or I'm gonna need a
- 4:13Speaker 5: couple of couple of couple of gallons of that, a
- 4:15Speaker 5: couple of gallon you know, and one of them Derma rollers.
- 4:18Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm bringing the card.
- 4:21Speaker 5: Hell I'm hot, Okay, let's do it. Speaking of hell oh,
- 4:27Speaker 5: and I'm doing my two of my favorite people in
- 4:29Speaker 5: the world. How y'all feeling this week?
- 4:30Speaker 2: Hot? Good as hell? I got all kinds of powers
- 4:34Speaker 2: and praise dogs Bay listen, I got medium titty problems.
- 4:41Speaker 2: I feel bad for y'all, but them big ass drugs. Boy,
- 4:45Speaker 2: I will.
- 4:45Speaker 5: Say this and we do as a big Johnson and
- 4:50Speaker 5: Johnson hate to see my big ass because the way
- 4:52Speaker 5: I be in the house, like when of them junkies
- 4:54Speaker 5: and LEXINGI munket baby powdered up to the net. Just
- 4:57Speaker 5: everything downs. I'm white, I got all over. I think
- 5:03Speaker 5: ship a body to walk around. Mrcy and y'all dumb ass.
- 5:08Speaker 5: He is still out here with fucking and hoodies on.
- 5:12Speaker 5: My sister toy is six so many I went to
- 5:14Speaker 5: Happy Ho, took Toya her friends Truth Trusted yesterday.
- 5:18Speaker 2: They like it. Hell you didn't love They loved it
- 5:20Speaker 2: was I got there.
- 5:22Speaker 5: My favorite spis Baltimore t Trust to Oyster Company. She
- 5:25Speaker 5: showed me a social post of a of a little
- 5:28Speaker 5: of a y n young nephew passed out in the street.
- 5:32Speaker 5: He decided he wanted to run from the police yesterday.
- 5:36Speaker 5: What a fucking sisty one.
- 5:38Speaker 6: It was, y'all.
- 5:41Speaker 2: So it was ninety nine degrees in the shade yesterday.
- 5:45Speaker 5: For context breaking forth wall again all right. Now, currently
- 5:52Speaker 5: in Baltimore it is one hundred degrees with the heating
- 5:56Speaker 5: decks of one hundred and six. We're filming this on
- 5:59Speaker 5: the third of July, so by to turn y'all see this.
- 6:01Speaker 5: It'll be almost some moff lader right right, So the
- 6:05Speaker 5: young the young nephews here, like the could be outside mersty,
- 6:10Speaker 5: not just musty, but in shisties.
- 6:12Speaker 2: And hoodies and in sweat, SAIDs.
- 6:15Speaker 6: In the middle of the fucking summer.
- 6:17Speaker 2: So this young nephew, oh, because apparently what I was
- 6:20Speaker 2: told is uh, they were wearing shorts for girls. Okay, Well,
- 6:26Speaker 2: according to one of my Facebook friends, he said, the
- 6:28Speaker 2: dude he was in one of Baltimore's best carry outs,
- 6:32Speaker 2: Royals there with Emerson. Now it's a little dangerous, you
- 6:35Speaker 2: might want to call your food and so you just
- 6:36Speaker 2: running and get in the leaf. But he said he
- 6:39Speaker 2: was in there yesterday and the dude told him they
- 6:42Speaker 2: liked this outfit and he was like, I mean, I
- 6:44Speaker 2: like it. I wouldn't wear at y'all. And he was like,
- 6:45Speaker 2: why y'all got on Sweatshe it was one hundred degrees.
- 6:47Speaker 2: He was like, ain't wearing no shorts. Don't know real
- 6:50Speaker 2: nigga wearing no shorts. Now that you're not a real
- 6:52Speaker 2: nigg old gee, but don't real niggas wear real niggas.
- 6:56Speaker 5: Also, don't die for fucking heat. Exhausted, call me pussy
- 7:01Speaker 5: because I love me and me and who Daddy was
- 7:04Speaker 5: going to govern. Real bad nigga be locked in like look.
- 7:09Speaker 3: You want see something.
- 7:13Speaker 2: Yeah, m hmm.
- 7:16Speaker 3: We'll be saying.
- 7:18Speaker 2: All my thighs, I hate Jesus.
- 7:23Speaker 5: Andized I did everything. I did everything shallow last night
- 7:27Speaker 5: to Boyton.
- 7:37Speaker 2: Half of this bullshit. I wear as little clothes as possible.
- 7:40Speaker 4: Saying, child, don't know the real like the world, all
- 7:45Speaker 4: these that the real niggas y'all be talking about.
- 7:48Speaker 8: You still use the rock Capris used the rock Caprice.
- 7:51Speaker 5: And you real shirts looked like dresses the Iley brothers
- 7:56Speaker 5: back in the seventies wearing off the tops and bell bottom.
- 7:58Speaker 2: Who's that out?
- 8:00Speaker 6: And you know they had guns on them too.
- 8:02Speaker 5: Then on top of it, oh wait, man, don't forget
- 8:05Speaker 5: don't forget the nigga shoot you and the multi tizement.
- 8:07Speaker 5: Don't forget the niggas just with the tackle, meat sewing,
- 8:12Speaker 5: open ass meet showing niggas.
- 8:14Speaker 3: Yoo ookay for the episode. Don't give me starting.
- 8:20Speaker 8: Same, don't get me started on the parliament.
- 8:25Speaker 3: Hmhm, leather, you see.
- 8:27Speaker 2: The shorts basketball players you used to wear baking and
- 8:29Speaker 2: as jiggling balls, just hanging, just hanging. I like that,
- 8:38Speaker 2: but that's what I'm saying.
- 8:38Speaker 8: It's like, Yo, it's crazy. It's crazy the.
- 8:42Speaker 5: S that you the image that y'all have. Nigga like
- 8:45Speaker 5: girls wear shorts. Call me pussy because I'm some shorts
- 8:48Speaker 5: on in the summer trying to impress.
- 8:51Speaker 2: I'm trying to die. This is my first year in
- 8:55Speaker 2: a long time with with some summer children, h working
- 9:04Speaker 2: with summer kids. And we already told them, don't y'all
- 9:07Speaker 2: come down. Y'all can't come in here with the shorts
- 9:08Speaker 2: and ship on, but don't come in here with no
- 9:10Speaker 2: hoodies and and and and all that on. And there's
- 9:12Speaker 2: one hundred degrees outside. Please don't, I said, because if
- 9:15Speaker 2: you pass out, I'm gonna call am blamps and I'm
- 9:19Speaker 2: gonna pass out with you because we both get to
- 9:21Speaker 2: check the day.
- 9:23Speaker 3: That's funny.
- 9:24Speaker 2: As the cold cloth crossed your forehead to the baby,
- 9:29Speaker 2: I ain't got nothing. I told them kids that the
- 9:31Speaker 2: other day. They was like, miss Shana, you funny. I'm dead, very.
- 9:34Speaker 3: Serious because what you got going on? I like shorts
- 9:40Speaker 3: for girls.
- 9:42Speaker 2: A little girl showed up the other day, baby with
- 9:44Speaker 2: some shorts that stop right here and a crap time.
- 9:49Speaker 2: I said, what fuck you thought? You was going at
- 9:52Speaker 2: it's a summer job, but instead a job. Baby, what
- 9:54Speaker 2: do you thought you was going? I said, as come in,
- 9:59Speaker 2: let me talk to you.
- 10:01Speaker 3: She's gonna leave and go right to Baltimore straight.
- 10:04Speaker 6: Oh god, don't put that on that young lady.
- 10:06Speaker 2: No, they just want to be hoochie. It's okay to
- 10:09Speaker 2: be a hoochie, just not at work. I wish I
- 10:10Speaker 2: could be a hoochie at work.
- 10:11Speaker 5: I should have a hoochie show you hold out from
- 10:14Speaker 5: my forty Hold that's HOOI hold on.
- 10:16Speaker 2: Then I'm with you, you know, shake that edge, I
- 10:23Speaker 2: look fan and I can be a hoochie in the wintertime. Baby,
- 10:26Speaker 2: hold on.
- 10:26Speaker 5: So speaking of not having hair, I joke about going
- 10:31Speaker 5: to Turkey to get the get the procedure done, you
- 10:33Speaker 5: know the time have my hairline from my hairline is intact,
- 10:36Speaker 5: but had my my moon roof ree installed, getting brand
- 10:38Speaker 5: you know, brand new one put on the top.
- 10:41Speaker 6: But what people don't tell.
- 10:42Speaker 3: You about the fucking side effect side effects.
- 10:47Speaker 2: So I'm just I got stopped. Y'all know, I'm fresh
- 10:51Speaker 2: off the table. He said, Oh, well, this past we're
- 10:54Speaker 2: not gonna work. You're gonna have to go for extra
- 10:56Speaker 2: raification because.
- 10:58Speaker 6: This don't look like you.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Why swim because they literally it's trauma to you, just
- 11:05Speaker 2: like when people getting those dogs. There's trauma to to
- 11:10Speaker 2: the area around all the day. Nigga. Damn, Oh my god, his.
- 11:17Speaker 6: House is like Cleveland Brown.
- 11:18Speaker 2: Oh my god. When I tell you the swelling exhibit
- 11:24Speaker 2: day exhibit and worst of ball exhibit, jump skar.
- 11:38Speaker 6: Nigga for all that, I'm gonna stay bad.
- 11:40Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 11:41Speaker 6: I was scared the way I wouldn't leave my house
- 11:43Speaker 6: for two weeks.
- 11:44Speaker 2: Jesus, he can't lead the house for two weeks.
- 11:47Speaker 3: He just gotta open.
- 11:52Speaker 2: You gotta put tape on his eyes, the hold his eyes.
- 11:57Speaker 3: He's like when he died in the ring, you know right,
- 12:00Speaker 3: you bro.
- 12:02Speaker 2: Was like.
- 12:04Speaker 8: It was like, yeah, I know why you just take
- 12:15Speaker 8: neutral for my nigga that you know some people, that's
- 12:19Speaker 8: I think.
- 12:19Speaker 5: That's a rare side effect. It's a potential one, but
- 12:22Speaker 5: it's rare. Let's see heads the heads be looking like
- 12:26Speaker 5: looking like shelves.
- 12:27Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, I.
- 12:28Speaker 6: Got permanent ship because just for him to swallow out
- 12:30Speaker 6: that fun.
- 12:31Speaker 2: Wow, it's gonna go away good for you, like that
- 12:36Speaker 2: permanently that you should have just went to bosic, bro,
- 12:41Speaker 2: you should have went to bozzle all they gonna do.
- 12:44Speaker 4: They want to do off the back getting and cut
- 12:46Speaker 4: that ship down like like crack bro, and then start unstalled.
- 12:50Speaker 6: So do y'all know how to hair hair transplants work?
- 12:53Speaker 2: I've seen like one online before Carryosity. I watched them
- 12:58Speaker 2: this ship and yeah, watched I watch.
- 13:02Speaker 5: The pull hair from other areas of your body and
- 13:05Speaker 5: they put they implant hairs on the loose areas.
- 13:09Speaker 2: Yeah, you walk around with his hair on your headline, back, head,
- 13:15Speaker 2: all this right hand and cut all that off, look
- 13:19Speaker 2: like because.
- 13:20Speaker 3: It is breaking down a right Yeah.
- 13:22Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:22Speaker 5: They put it from the back of your neck, from
- 13:24Speaker 5: your upper back. They pull it from your chest chest
- 13:26Speaker 5: made from your legs.
- 13:28Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm good. Hey, can I sh sure?
- 13:36Speaker 3: Did you did you watch the the versus?
- 13:41Speaker 2: I watched the clips, let me tell you, but I
- 13:44Speaker 2: did not watch the actual the actual show. Okay.
- 13:48Speaker 3: I watched them start to finish.
- 13:50Speaker 2: I feedback.
- 13:53Speaker 3: First of all, pleasure is petty. Of course it is
- 13:56Speaker 3: that nigga.
- 13:57Speaker 4: You know that nigga Petty flag was flying I'm talking
- 14:00Speaker 4: and they made the mit like they would they would
- 14:02Speaker 4: do their.
- 14:02Speaker 2: Song right after group wanted ones they could actually sing.
- 14:05Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they did the whole They would do their
- 14:07Speaker 4: song and then cut the song like manways, just so
- 14:09Speaker 4: you can hear this nigga singing.
- 14:11Speaker 3: And then he told him I sound the same on
- 14:13Speaker 3: my records. Bitch, Why why.
- 14:19Speaker 8: Y'all say a peller?
- 14:20Speaker 2: I've seen him live and he was part of a
- 14:23Speaker 2: show that man Key went to you. It was like
- 14:25Speaker 2: a nineties R and B ladies night show and he
- 14:28Speaker 2: was a part of that show. And I can admit
- 14:31Speaker 2: that he can sing live. I'm just not a fan
- 14:34Speaker 2: of his.
- 14:35Speaker 8: Uh yeah, It's it's like Fizz pretty much set the
- 14:40Speaker 8: niggas off.
- 14:41Speaker 2: The niggas off for slaughter because mister numb y whole
- 14:46Speaker 2: K was being Patty and asked him what slicking was
- 14:50Speaker 2: at Yeah, oh yeah, yeah that's what. And then he
- 14:52Speaker 2: got and was like he had no idea slicking was struggling.
- 14:55Speaker 2: And this is maybe anybody knew that they've only been
- 14:58Speaker 2: online acting a pre deep damn for But also you
- 15:01Speaker 2: realize that I don't know, I don't know, it was
- 15:04Speaker 2: just tour, was just starting on tour. He wasn't then either,
- 15:08Speaker 2: so you was going on start playing with me all right.
- 15:13Speaker 2: I just I was on your side for a while,
- 15:15Speaker 2: but you that was a little pet. I mean I
- 15:18Speaker 2: probably would have said it too, But that's.
- 15:19Speaker 3: A little pet.
- 15:21Speaker 8: I mean, but my whole thing was just like I realized.
- 15:23Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't think that was a good matchup.
- 15:26Speaker 2: It was. I mean, it wasn't because Mario because on them.
- 15:33Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no, you're right, you're right.
- 15:36Speaker 2: They were teenagers when they came out. They made pop,
- 15:38Speaker 2: bubblegum pop music. Ye, Ricky were grown men making nasty music.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Oh five, that wasn't a good They shouldn't have put
- 15:47Speaker 2: They should have put B two K against B five
- 15:49Speaker 2: or some ship. I don't know.
- 15:54Speaker 5: Oh versus still comes on, yeah, because supposedly they're trying
- 15:58Speaker 5: to get fantation for Hudson to do one.
- 16:00Speaker 2: But I don't think that's a good man.
- 16:02Speaker 3: I need you to do me a favored though, since
- 16:04Speaker 3: you since you're going to the concert.
- 16:05Speaker 2: I want you.
- 16:06Speaker 3: I need I need your I need your your full
- 16:09Speaker 3: all that because.
- 16:10Speaker 4: I'm hearing a bunch of sh it online about how
- 16:13Speaker 4: Chris Brown is Chris Brown is outperforming Usher.
- 16:16Speaker 2: That's not what I heard. I heard Usher. Mike been
- 16:19Speaker 2: on the entire time, and oh no, no, no, it
- 16:21Speaker 2: wasn't mic. I heard you'll performing him, Yes.
- 16:26Speaker 4: I did hear that, but niggass like he all performing it.
- 16:29Speaker 4: I should like kind of like struggling a little bit boy.
- 16:31Speaker 2: You have to realize that USh is almost fifty.
- 16:35Speaker 6: Well, it's time for question of the week.
- 16:44Speaker 2: Oh we get doing now?
- 16:46Speaker 6: Yep.
- 16:46Speaker 7: Oh.
- 16:47Speaker 6: I was waiting because I figured it was going.
- 16:50Speaker 4: Because your poke, your pokas brought out there and brought
- 16:52Speaker 4: out the little horns and ship.
- 16:53Speaker 2: So it's like, what's the trouble me bringing up through?
- 16:55Speaker 2: You know, you put us out of you put.
- 16:57Speaker 8: Us out of a job.
- 16:58Speaker 9: Bom bom bob, nigga make their horns and ship.
- 17:10Speaker 3: So you still didn't figure out your sayle bitch.
- 17:14Speaker 6: Oh h.
- 17:21Speaker 2: The guy that was in the commons sat while I
- 17:22Speaker 2: always eat and drink on that show because I can't, bitch, I'm.
- 17:27Speaker 6: Gonna let you live in.
- 17:31Speaker 3: Don't come to the white birds in the Aaron bro.
- 17:33Speaker 2: That's that's crazy. I didn't he's he's not. I don't
- 17:36Speaker 2: have to show he's in fact, not gonna let you live.
- 17:39Speaker 2: I don't have to show you.
- 17:40Speaker 3: I don't shade you this whole episode.
- 17:43Speaker 2: Nobody said you're shaving me. And that's all. I don't
- 17:45Speaker 2: have to.
- 17:46Speaker 6: I don't have to.
- 17:48Speaker 2: I don't even say nothing told.
- 17:52Speaker 10: I don't know.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Said guilt not. It's not what you say, is how
- 17:57Speaker 2: you say it? How did I say it?
- 18:00Speaker 8: Mm hmm.
- 18:00Speaker 2: Actually I can't tell you exactly. Mm hmm.
- 18:04Speaker 3: Fuck off on all, realize I ain't really got a
- 18:06Speaker 3: point of this.
- 18:07Speaker 5: I'm just he's just talking ship anyway, right, question the
- 18:12Speaker 5: week segment of the show, and on the question of
- 18:15Speaker 5: the week segment at the show, if I scoured oh.
- 18:18Speaker 6: Ship, no see into.
- 18:23Speaker 5: Being veneto I know, tis just so that know, sorry y'all,
- 18:28Speaker 5: but that that's about twenty four minutes late.
- 18:31Speaker 2: And what's coming and and and police.
- 18:35Speaker 8: Mm hmm.
- 18:38Speaker 6: You are quainted yours.
- 18:42Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, mm hmmm. Yeah, shout out to our Spanish
- 18:49Speaker 2: listeners were a little bit we're all here, see.
- 18:55Speaker 5: And on the question of the week segment of the show,
- 18:57Speaker 5: I scoured into webbs retack fy p page where I
- 19:02Speaker 5: find videos, set them to our second group chat and
- 19:04Speaker 5: it pull it up on the shoulder.
- 19:05Speaker 2: You like to hear here you go, I'm bored.
- 19:09Speaker 5: Tell me the worst thing you found on the partner's phone,
- 19:11Speaker 5: not like the photo, like the most unhinged thing in
- 19:15Speaker 5: your eyes.
- 19:17Speaker 2: Oh shit, I'm ready.
- 19:22Speaker 3: Don't go look and you're gonna find some ship.
- 19:24Speaker 2: You look always all right, I'm bored.
- 19:27Speaker 5: Tell me the worst thing you found on the partner's phone,
- 19:30Speaker 5: not like the photo, like the most unhinged thing in
- 19:33Speaker 5: your eyes. A highly detailed self spreadsheet of every argument
- 19:37Speaker 5: we ever had, color code is on who was right?
- 19:40Speaker 2: I was never right? What that's that? Yo?
- 19:45Speaker 3: That's that nigga that I've been trying to.
- 19:49Speaker 6: Figure and color put it in the formula. What's that right?
- 19:54Speaker 3: Yes, that's that nigga?
- 19:56Speaker 2: Yo, Chat GPT, make this concise?
- 20:01Speaker 6: Yeah that sound.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Here is that nigga? Replay every argument they had and
- 20:07Speaker 2: then she said, and I said, Chat GPT, who was right?
- 20:16Speaker 3: Just sad that nigga?
- 20:17Speaker 6: Break out?
- 20:17Speaker 3: All right, bitch, check me out.
- 20:19Speaker 2: Chat GP, I was right.
- 20:20Speaker 8: September fourteen at eight.
- 20:23Speaker 4: Eight at eighteen eight m after we had after we
- 20:27Speaker 4: had breakfast.
- 20:28Speaker 3: Bitch, I told you I was right?
- 20:31Speaker 6: And he's like, yo, I was like, no, that's the
- 20:34Speaker 6: episode title who was right?
- 20:41Speaker 3: But you know, but you know what, you know, what's
- 20:43Speaker 3: so fucked up about that?
- 20:45Speaker 2: No?
- 20:45Speaker 4: Matter how many times they look at, how how much
- 20:48Speaker 4: they right. They was arguing with a black woman. Don't matter,
- 20:53Speaker 4: I said, I said, don't matter, bro, You're still wrong.
- 20:56Speaker 4: I said, you're still wrong even even if you was right.
- 20:59Speaker 2: Bro, you let me say what I say.
- 21:01Speaker 3: When I said it, they ain't gonna let you die
- 21:03Speaker 3: by of course.
- 21:04Speaker 2: Fuck that was funny.
- 21:06Speaker 4: That that was funny because at the end of the day, nigga,
- 21:10Speaker 4: no matter how many pomos you plug in, bitch, you're
- 21:12Speaker 4: still wrong.
- 21:12Speaker 6: Oh they ain't, my bag. I got scared for a minute.
- 21:15Speaker 2: You're wrong.
- 21:16Speaker 3: I thought I still have my glasses on.
- 21:19Speaker 2: I heard him saying, even when I'm wrong, I'm right.
- 21:21Speaker 2: So what I'm saying, Next.
- 21:24Speaker 3: One, Next one, you just wasted your time.
- 21:26Speaker 5: Last one, I'm bored. Tell me the worst thing you
- 21:29Speaker 5: fell on a partner's phone, not know, like the photo,
- 21:32Speaker 5: like the most unhingched thing in your eyes.
- 21:35Speaker 2: Child.
- 21:36Speaker 6: We was talking to the same guy.
- 21:39Speaker 3: Hello, Barbara, this is.
- 21:45Speaker 2: I was about to say, room. Now, I know how
- 21:50Speaker 2: you gonna take this.
- 21:53Speaker 6: You gonna take this, miss girl?
- 21:56Speaker 2: Rather, you're gonna get mad trying to come out of
- 21:58Speaker 2: my leg on me. I mean I went and tried
- 22:01Speaker 2: about you bitch. I'm not matured situations like that. Like,
- 22:15Speaker 2: first of all, you're talking you.
- 22:20Speaker 5: Can have a ship because I can get another one
- 22:24Speaker 5: because this tongue was in my ass last night.
- 22:26Speaker 2: I'm not a bitch, min I was in here. Mm
- 22:31Speaker 2: hm you got a miss her.
- 22:33Speaker 5: I think that's the episode titled Hello Barbara, this is DIONI.
- 22:40Speaker 11: This is the first time we went through.
- 22:46Speaker 3: Yeah ship.
- 22:49Speaker 8: Would you feel the nigga came up to you and
- 22:52Speaker 8: told you that he he was baby for.
- 22:56Speaker 2: Yo, I'm not mature enough that situation and somebody getting
- 23:02Speaker 2: their ass kicked. Three snaps and Z formation.
- 23:16Speaker 5: That's what I'm boyd. Tell me the worst thing you
- 23:19Speaker 5: found on your partner song? Not no, like the photo,
- 23:22Speaker 5: like the most unhinged thing in your eyes. He sent
- 23:26Speaker 5: the dick pic to his mind for approval before sending
- 23:29Speaker 5: the same pic to.
- 23:30Speaker 2: Him my hoarday, Hey mo, I punch tray in the
- 23:43Speaker 2: throat right.
- 23:51Speaker 6: Read that.
- 23:53Speaker 2: And I know that's not a good angle and make
- 23:55Speaker 2: it look small.
- 23:56Speaker 6: It's not a good ale.
- 24:06Speaker 11: My god, God, put the next to a water bottle.
- 24:18Speaker 5: You know, when I get these pics from mister Mster Charlie,
- 24:20Speaker 5: I like to sit next to the remote control, the control,
- 24:26Speaker 5: not the more control. And you got so you know,
- 24:28Speaker 5: I brought you that pack of glade from Sam's Club,
- 24:31Speaker 5: the bottles out. See how you measure that, Jesus. I'm
- 24:35Speaker 5: all right, so I think she liked that, But go
- 24:37Speaker 5: ahead buy you and the girls since I washed your
- 24:39Speaker 5: balls thirty years ago, Rady, That's what she said.
- 24:52Speaker 6: Next one, let's just let's just move past that.
- 24:55Speaker 2: I'm bored.
- 24:56Speaker 5: Tell me the worst thing you found on the partner's phone,
- 24:59Speaker 5: Not no, like your photo, like the most unhinged thing
- 25:02Speaker 5: you ever saw with your eyes. He texted girl w
- 25:09Speaker 5: y D while I was out of town trying to cheat.
- 25:12Speaker 5: She didn't even reply, don't.
- 25:19Speaker 2: You have a friend if you're thinking lonely?
- 25:24Speaker 12: Now?
- 25:26Speaker 6: Wait, girl, Brady, you know what that's.
- 25:31Speaker 4: So fucked up because it would be women that go
- 25:33Speaker 4: on nigga on like they little girls trips, and all
- 25:36Speaker 4: the niggas be thinking about how much pushes they can
- 25:38Speaker 4: they can try to get, and then there'd be a
- 25:40Speaker 4: dry ass weekend, dry as weekend for that nigga and
- 25:43Speaker 4: she and she out here getting sucked by Dexter.
- 25:46Speaker 6: The Jamaican.
- 25:49Speaker 7: Spro niggas make Eiffel towers and ship the nigga be
- 25:59Speaker 7: win to start out.
- 26:00Speaker 2: And ship.
- 26:03Speaker 6: Next one.
- 26:04Speaker 2: I'm bored.
- 26:05Speaker 5: Tell me the worst thing you found on the partner's phone,
- 26:08Speaker 5: not no, like to photo, like the most unhinged thing
- 26:11Speaker 5: in your eyes. I'll have the video or some other
- 26:15Speaker 5: chick fucking herself with a cucumber on the hood of
- 26:17Speaker 5: my car in the parking lot of the pizza pizza
- 26:20Speaker 5: place he worked at.
- 26:21Speaker 2: Damn, that's ship. Excuse me, on the hood of your
- 26:25Speaker 2: not on the hood of my mother and I got
- 26:27Speaker 2: my ship wax and then ranches put the juice on
- 26:33Speaker 2: and they're making pickles and on top of my coat.
- 26:39Speaker 6: I have so many questions.
- 26:41Speaker 4: They remember her from, Hey, why is she on my car?
- 26:47Speaker 3: Bitch? Next one whom you passed that.
- 26:50Speaker 2: I'm bored.
- 26:51Speaker 5: Tell me the worst thing you found on the partner's phone,
- 26:53Speaker 5: not no, like the photo, like the most unhinged thing
- 26:56Speaker 5: in your eyes. Seven picks of himself and my lingerie too,
- 27:00Speaker 5: men off of Craigslist.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Baby, Now he even messing with your Victorian secrets, not
- 27:06Speaker 2: your three for twenty five, not your good drawers.
- 27:10Speaker 6: Did you feel.
- 27:14Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I see baby?
- 27:18Speaker 2: Let him have him?
- 27:19Speaker 5: Oh my God, because sorry, you look you ain't gotta
- 27:24Speaker 5: wear trake keash is Victoria's secret.
- 27:26Speaker 4: No not.
- 27:28Speaker 5: There's a brand called Cardaware that sus all the lingarees
- 27:33Speaker 5: for men.
- 27:34Speaker 6: Get you some guarter.
- 27:35Speaker 5: Belts, Get you a corset, get you a little silk panty,
- 27:39Speaker 5: little number. They even got throngs they got first of all.
- 27:44Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you like, nigga road from Milton.
- 27:47Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying that you're like you'd like to
- 27:49Speaker 3: see a nigga over and the like in the lingures.
- 27:53Speaker 3: I mean you shot, you shot you know you strike
- 27:56Speaker 3: me as like a like A know you not nigga?
- 27:58Speaker 2: No, you're not nigga.
- 28:00Speaker 6: A Ain't nothing better than seeing a nigga with a
- 28:04Speaker 6: big hairy ass and the throng and or a skirt.
- 28:08Speaker 4: Okay, okay, you heard her head bitches, You.
- 28:18Speaker 3: Heard her head bitches squeak.
- 28:20Speaker 2: He like smoking the bears and and throngs and skirts.
- 28:23Speaker 6: Ain't nothing better than seeing a body a.
- 28:25Speaker 3: Man and a skirt, he said.
- 28:29Speaker 8: He said he ain't trying to permit them for size niggas.
- 28:32Speaker 6: He's trying to remember remember the Remember it was complicated
- 28:35Speaker 6: when a bunch hit.
- 28:39Speaker 2: I can.
- 28:41Speaker 6: You're not gonna see the top of my head thing
- 28:45Speaker 6: back like that.
- 28:46Speaker 2: It's so.
- 28:49Speaker 5: Ain't look look, Aaron, you ain't gonna see showing the
- 28:53Speaker 5: Callaway dot com. You can buy your lingerrees, you can
- 28:55Speaker 5: get throngs. They got they got body suits.
- 29:00Speaker 3: Yeah we're talking now long or latex mess.
- 29:05Speaker 2: I think, okay, they got.
- 29:07Speaker 5: Throngs with the mesh pains, with the briefs and that
- 29:11Speaker 5: called Away were having all the things.
- 29:13Speaker 6: If that's your jin, okay, give me regular drawers. I
- 29:17Speaker 6: don't need. I don't need all the extra ship you know.
- 29:19Speaker 8: But yeah, I'm gonna say nothing. You just like to
- 29:23Speaker 8: look at him like.
- 29:24Speaker 2: I'm a boy. I like to watch next one.
- 29:27Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, long time.
- 29:38Speaker 5: Damn straight, I'm bored. Tell me the worst thing you
- 29:41Speaker 5: found on a part of this phone, not do like
- 29:44Speaker 5: the photo, like the most unhinged thing in your eyes,
- 29:50Speaker 5: trying to find movie theaters on his phone. I see stepfather,
- 29:54Speaker 5: fucking step daughter porn. I had two daughters when we
- 29:56Speaker 5: got married him.
- 30:00Speaker 3: Yeah, that would raise some questions. That would raise some questions, or.
- 30:04Speaker 2: Hear me out. You go in the kitchen and you
- 30:06Speaker 2: boiled some water, and you asked some sugar to said
- 30:08Speaker 2: water and let them bull.
- 30:11Speaker 6: Not you making.
- 30:13Speaker 4: Nah that nigga, make that nigga, make that she trying
- 30:16Speaker 4: to make that ship. Uh you know that little a
- 30:18Speaker 4: little sticky.
- 30:19Speaker 2: If it so happened to fall on him, it's gonna
- 30:22Speaker 2: stick and if you try to wipe it off his skin,
- 30:25Speaker 2: that's gonna come off with it.
- 30:26Speaker 5: Okay, next one that's attempted murder, Okay, to touch my daughter?
- 30:36Speaker 8: Yeah, your door, leave it.
- 30:37Speaker 4: That.
- 30:39Speaker 5: Tell me the worst thing you fell on a partner's phone,
- 30:42Speaker 5: not know, like the photo, like the most unhinged thing
- 30:45Speaker 5: in your eyes.
- 30:46Speaker 3: Excuse me.
- 30:48Speaker 6: I was after giving birth.
- 30:50Speaker 5: My husband sent a couple of photos of our son
- 30:52Speaker 5: to his side chick and said, I wish I could
- 30:54Speaker 5: have had my son with you instead.
- 31:01Speaker 2: So nope, do you like grits? Nope, there's this game
- 31:08Speaker 2: that I learned from Nope. Mm hmmm.
- 31:12Speaker 3: We got just keep them moving.
- 31:15Speaker 5: It gets worse. Yeah, I'm bored. Tell me the worst
- 31:19Speaker 5: thing you felt on the partner's phone, not like the
- 31:23Speaker 5: most unhided thing in your eyes. I found the video
- 31:27Speaker 5: of him getting head the time stamped metched when I
- 31:30Speaker 5: was miscarrying alone in the hospital.
- 31:34Speaker 4: Damn Ted, that's turtle, that tad that wasn't that wouldn't
- 31:40Speaker 4: keep robertson Jed, that was the first one.
- 31:42Speaker 3: That's turtle, Nicole, Nicole.
- 31:44Speaker 2: Chicken grease is hard to get off stuff. But stop
- 31:49Speaker 2: trying to stop trying.
- 31:50Speaker 3: Get a nigga the third degree burned.
- 31:51Speaker 2: He's still alive, so him next one in pain here
- 32:00Speaker 2: one of our dad's seeds. The podcast, we don't condone
- 32:02Speaker 2: I legal acts, we don't.
- 32:04Speaker 6: We don't.
- 32:05Speaker 2: We understand them, but we don't condone.
- 32:07Speaker 6: Now I'm gonna just keep going.
- 32:09Speaker 2: I'm bored.
- 32:11Speaker 5: Tell me the worst thing you found on the partner's phone,
- 32:13Speaker 5: not know, like the photo, like the most unhingched thing
- 32:15Speaker 5: in your eyes. And I'm not saying it like that.
- 32:17Speaker 3: That's how the.
- 32:18Speaker 6: Prompt was working.
- 32:19Speaker 2: Okay.
- 32:20Speaker 5: We went together for four years. We lived together. I
- 32:24Speaker 5: found out that he was married and had four children.
- 32:26Speaker 5: I had met her before. She introduced herself to me
- 32:30Speaker 5: as his sister. Apparently they had an open marriage, but
- 32:33Speaker 5: we didn't have an open relationship.
- 32:36Speaker 2: I beg you'll find this polygamis lived through that.
- 32:42Speaker 11: What the hell?
- 32:43Speaker 3: My mama, My mama was doing dens.
- 32:46Speaker 4: One guy had a daughter like this nigga came to
- 32:49Speaker 4: the family home, family get together and all that shit.
- 32:52Speaker 4: This nigga was staying night at the house and everything.
- 32:54Speaker 4: Come to find out this motherfucker was married. And then
- 32:59Speaker 4: even now my big age, my big age be damn
- 33:02Speaker 4: even in my big age are almost forty.
- 33:03Speaker 2: It's like, Yo, how the fuck did you manage that?
- 33:08Speaker 2: You to one person who's working night shift and another
- 33:10Speaker 2: one was working no no, no, no.
- 33:13Speaker 6: Travel for work. You could be out of town for
- 33:15Speaker 6: a week or two.
- 33:16Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
- 33:17Speaker 6: I got a job across to trial for half a month.
- 33:19Speaker 3: Then you bring then you bring your big head ass
- 33:21Speaker 3: do around us. So how you keep her?
- 33:24Speaker 1: So?
- 33:24Speaker 2: How you keep her quiet? Brian? Yo, that just say
- 33:29Speaker 2: she had a big ass and landunce not that.
- 33:31Speaker 5: I couldone this or you know think of this, but
- 33:34Speaker 5: there are always to keep have two separate families across
- 33:37Speaker 5: town with the avid and technology, and I'm gonna just
- 33:38Speaker 5: lead us lead at day I mentioned the first step
- 33:41Speaker 5: though next one the worst thing you fell in the
- 33:45Speaker 5: partner phone. I don't like people like that. So I
- 33:48Speaker 5: don't like but one person time two several people hold
- 33:52Speaker 5: you know, I don't understand that. I don't understand that
- 33:55Speaker 5: grand with some wild boys. Wow, because I couldn't understand.
- 33:59Speaker 5: I couldn't understand the god damn sister wise ship. I'm like, bro,
- 34:03Speaker 5: I could barely deal with the one, the one you
- 34:05Speaker 5: want me deal with three more?
- 34:07Speaker 6: And all these cycles of same? You got four in
- 34:10Speaker 6: your face?
- 34:11Speaker 11: You love.
- 34:14Speaker 2: On their rob My can't cook.
- 34:19Speaker 5: I just stepped in front of this GPS truck dropping
- 34:21Speaker 5: by the house. Y'all got it here ya?
- 34:24Speaker 4: And then he had kids with these bitches all like yo,
- 34:27Speaker 4: now you got Now you got thirty kids on crosses.
- 34:30Speaker 8: Murder on your bitches?
- 34:31Speaker 2: Nah, surely you good? You wouldn't celebrate Christmas, Nigga, We
- 34:34Speaker 2: move them now. You know, Cody, you're a stronger man
- 34:37Speaker 2: than me. Bro, you want me Muslim for the same.
- 34:40Speaker 5: Our great granddaddy's was twenty one with six kids, in
- 34:42Speaker 5: a full fledged drinking broom.
- 34:45Speaker 2: And in the house throwing every damn thing around. One
- 34:47Speaker 2: to come in here and slap people because he had
- 34:51Speaker 2: worked his hands to the damn boss. He got thirty
- 34:53Speaker 2: seven goddamn church. He got another family on the other
- 34:56Speaker 2: side of town, which is why your grandmother can't stand missus.
- 34:58Speaker 2: Jerald Dene Baby listen, that's too much, the whole lot.
- 35:04Speaker 6: I'm bored. Tell me the worst in the cobbler.
- 35:07Speaker 5: Tell me the worst thing you found on a partner's phone,
- 35:09Speaker 5: not I don't like the photo, like the most unhinged
- 35:12Speaker 5: thing in your eyes.
- 35:14Speaker 3: Well, he had to kip with my sister.
- 35:17Speaker 12: Not them, brothers, cousin, brothers, the brothers, sisters, sister, I'm sorry.
- 35:28Speaker 2: Sisters, sisters, sister, sister, sisters, my mother, the sisters, they
- 35:35Speaker 2: were sisters, they were sisters, froyd dal and albasteon m M.
- 35:43Speaker 2: I see those kinds of stories all the time, and
- 35:45Speaker 2: I'll be like, Lord, thank you, just just please, don't
- 35:48Speaker 2: ever put me in the situation like that. Now, I
- 35:51Speaker 2: had a nigga hunch my.
- 35:52Speaker 8: Cousin, but he had a baby with him, different names, Jackson's.
- 35:59Speaker 5: I'm bored, specifically, I'm I'm just shit. Tell me the
- 36:04Speaker 5: worst thing you found on the partner's phone, Not no,
- 36:07Speaker 5: like the photo, like the most unhingched thing in your eyes.
- 36:10Speaker 5: My god, today I found a video of him driving
- 36:13Speaker 5: my car and not that ain't got my hoodie to
- 36:15Speaker 5: send to another girl. But he didn't know that the
- 36:17Speaker 5: other girl was me or sneaker snap because I was
- 36:20Speaker 5: trying to catch him cheating.
- 36:22Speaker 2: First of all, whow my hoodie, not my good motherfucking
- 36:27Speaker 2: peak hoodie. Do you know how them things ain't cheat?
- 36:32Speaker 3: Need the other ones that we buy the y'all stell,
- 36:34Speaker 3: so you know I don't give a damn You better.
- 36:37Speaker 2: Hope it was one of the ones I stole from
- 36:38Speaker 2: his ass, and that my motherfucking fifty. It was my
- 36:42Speaker 2: fifty hoodie. Bitch, we got to tussle. That thing ain't cheap.
- 36:48Speaker 3: What said, no, no, we're not going.
- 36:50Speaker 2: We're not going.
- 36:51Speaker 3: No it in that ignore the fact that she tried
- 36:53Speaker 3: to set that nigga.
- 36:54Speaker 2: Up here for I caught you, bitch, gotcha, bitch.
- 37:02Speaker 5: Next one, I'm bored. Tell me the worst thing you
- 37:05Speaker 5: fell on the Parker's phone, not knowing like the photo,
- 37:08Speaker 5: like the most unhingched thing in your eyes. He sent
- 37:11Speaker 5: me a photo of me in my sleep. Only thing
- 37:14Speaker 5: is we don't live together and he doesn't have a
- 37:16Speaker 5: key to my house, so.
- 37:18Speaker 2: You thought, Mitch. So either he got a camera in
- 37:21Speaker 2: your house or he's snucking that motherfucker and stood over
- 37:24Speaker 2: you in your sleep. Either way, right, you don't feel
- 37:30Speaker 2: somebody over time Chase sleeps at the bottom of my bed.
- 37:33Speaker 2: If I feel that little hussy roll over, I'm like shit.
- 37:38Speaker 2: The only time I've ever slept that is if I
- 37:40Speaker 2: was drinking to the bathroom.
- 37:43Speaker 3: I wake up, like, where are you going?
- 37:46Speaker 8: Where are you going?
- 37:47Speaker 2: I'm going to the bathroom Like last year when bthday
- 37:51Speaker 2: my birthday slash graduation cook out, and I went and
- 37:59Speaker 2: got into god damn bit And when I tell you
- 38:01Speaker 2: I was, I was out. I woke up. Everybody else
- 38:03Speaker 2: was already sleep the lights was out there, cleaning my
- 38:06Speaker 2: damnstairs up and every damn thing. Okay, well, I'm gonna
- 38:10Speaker 2: go ahead and go pee and lay back down. Thank you. Now,
- 38:13Speaker 2: that's the only time I've ever been able to sleep there.
- 38:15Speaker 3: Gotten that mm hmm unless she got some good.
- 38:22Speaker 2: And that's a long time. I'm bored.
- 38:25Speaker 5: Tell me the worst thing you found on the partner's phone,
- 38:27Speaker 5: not no like to photo, like the most unhinged thing
- 38:31Speaker 5: in your eyes. I was just starting to cross. My
- 38:36Speaker 5: ex had a video of him touching and grabbing his
- 38:38Speaker 5: mom's boobs while she was sleeping, and she didn't know
- 38:40Speaker 5: about it until I showed her. The moment I saw it,
- 38:43Speaker 5: I broke up with him, there was so much more
- 38:45Speaker 5: to cooks.
- 38:47Speaker 2: You nasty some of them?
- 38:48Speaker 6: Bitch?
- 38:51Speaker 2: What kind of bullshig?
- 38:54Speaker 10: Why?
- 39:01Speaker 3: Why are you suck harassing your mama in her sleep?
- 39:03Speaker 2: Bro? I'm pressing Georgia.
- 39:05Speaker 3: Wait a minute, that's that's right, that's assault. Okay. Why
- 39:09Speaker 3: are you saying your mama in her sleep?
- 39:11Speaker 2: Bro?
- 39:11Speaker 11: Like?
- 39:11Speaker 2: What the fuck is wrong with you? Though? What's going on?
- 39:14Speaker 2: I'm pressing Georgia's yeah.
- 39:15Speaker 3: Fuck that mm hmmmm mmmmmm mmmm mmmmmmm and.
- 39:20Speaker 8: My best morningque voiceman.
- 39:22Speaker 6: Next one, what you're doing?
- 39:26Speaker 2: What you're doing?
- 39:27Speaker 4: What do?
- 39:28Speaker 5: What you doing?
- 39:28Speaker 6: What you do?
- 39:30Speaker 5: I'm bored? Tell me the worst thing you found on
- 39:32Speaker 5: a partner's phone? Not no, like the photo, like the
- 39:35Speaker 5: most unhinged thing in your eyes? Text saying don't text
- 39:39Speaker 5: me to an unsaved number ten minutes before each time
- 39:43Speaker 5: we'd hang out. So you're telling me not to text
- 39:49Speaker 5: you because you're about to be nah, I would have
- 39:55Speaker 5: kindly put that number in my phone.
- 39:59Speaker 3: Be shau trying to take.
- 40:05Speaker 2: Dumb ship? Motherfuckers do Why would you put some ship
- 40:09Speaker 2: in your phone? Is Popeye's nigga texting you?
- 40:14Speaker 6: Fucking Papa Jones?
- 40:18Speaker 2: Why the fuck is BG? And he texting you when
- 40:20Speaker 2: you're coming over. They wouldn't know what they made for
- 40:22Speaker 2: that bill. I am so confusion that he he paying
- 40:29Speaker 2: in the stars and inches next one. My god, today,
- 40:35Speaker 2: I'm board.
- 40:35Speaker 5: Tell me the worst thing you found on the partner's phone.
- 40:38Speaker 5: Not no, like the photo, like the most unhinged thing
- 40:40Speaker 5: in your eyes? Him texting his mom, Can you lie
- 40:44Speaker 5: and tell Tori that you lost an earring when you
- 40:46Speaker 5: come over?
- 40:47Speaker 6: I had a girl over. Her response was, well, what
- 40:50Speaker 6: kind of ear ring.
- 40:56Speaker 8: To this work?
- 40:58Speaker 7: This work on both levels because it's like your first
- 41:01Speaker 7: off was in your mama, but then at the same
- 41:03Speaker 7: time it's.
- 41:03Speaker 2: Like your mother arrived for you.
- 41:05Speaker 3: Or that's fucking crazy.
- 41:07Speaker 2: That's the girl talking about. I'm not that boy. Mom.
- 41:13Speaker 3: You're fucking them. Nigga, you're sucking up, ain't I'm not.
- 41:16Speaker 2: I don't even wear that kind of jewelry. First of all,
- 41:18Speaker 2: be you got that from swap meet ditch. I wouldn't
- 41:20Speaker 2: wear that ship what kind of a ready like girl?
- 41:26Speaker 2: I'm like, girl, I ain't seen my son in two weeks.
- 41:29Speaker 6: Let's do a couple more.
- 41:32Speaker 2: I'm bored.
- 41:32Speaker 5: Tell me the worst thing you found on a partner's phone,
- 41:35Speaker 5: not know, like the photo like the most unhinched thing
- 41:37Speaker 5: in your eyes. I checked this check GPT log and
- 41:42Speaker 5: he asked it how to emotionally torture me?
- 41:45Speaker 6: Oh?
- 41:45Speaker 13: Hell up, Nope, damn no, they should go that they
- 41:50Speaker 13: I should go that deep I thought, I thought, you know, hey,
- 41:52Speaker 13: I be like, I can't do that because that is
- 41:54Speaker 13: that is causing, that's caused the physical harm type ship.
- 41:58Speaker 2: Damn, you fucked up, bro j GPT. What is oldest
- 42:06Speaker 2: and flavorless and can be mixed into food?
- 42:09Speaker 6: It's not any freeze. They changed the chemical scenario. Does
- 42:12Speaker 6: it does taste bad?
- 42:13Speaker 2: I'm bored.
- 42:14Speaker 6: Tell me the worst thing?
- 42:15Speaker 8: How the fuck do you know that.
- 42:20Speaker 2: They hit somebody in there doing chase that.
- 42:26Speaker 5: That's not sweet anymore. Last one, I'm bored. Tell me
- 42:31Speaker 5: the worst thing you found in a partner's phone? Not no,
- 42:34Speaker 5: like the photo like the most unhitched thing in your eyes.
- 42:37Speaker 5: He had been checking summer for a whole year. That
- 42:39Speaker 5: never responded.
- 42:41Speaker 2: Damn oh oh. Not only is you trying to chieve,
- 42:44Speaker 2: but you was up. He is a loser.
- 42:47Speaker 5: And that concludes a Question of the Week segment of
- 42:49Speaker 5: the show. And this hot that episode, Thank you, goodbye.
- 42:52Speaker 3: That's crazy.
- 42:54Speaker 8: I'm sorry that. Like the first week.
- 42:57Speaker 2: Talking to yourself, you don't nobody else want chance mething?
- 43:01Speaker 2: How about that? Bye?
- 43:03Speaker 3: Look at the first week? You know, yoh, you should
- 43:05Speaker 3: have gave up at the first week.
- 43:07Speaker 6: No, you should have. It's beautiful today outside and not.
- 43:12Speaker 3: As beautiful as you.
- 43:13Speaker 6: Not as beautiful as you, pretty lady.
- 43:17Speaker 2: Are you over there laying down without me? Want some company?
- 43:22Speaker 2: I hate that? Are you taking a shower?
- 43:26Speaker 6: It's a good show.
- 43:28Speaker 2: You heard of the show called yellow Stone is so
- 43:31Speaker 2: good right now? It's beautiful without me?
- 43:37Speaker 4: No, but that's sad, Joe, Like it's I mean, despite that,
- 43:40Speaker 4: because like you said, you trying to cheat and it's
- 43:44Speaker 4: not working for you.
- 43:46Speaker 2: Like at that point you just let it go.
- 43:48Speaker 6: You still like chicken fingers. Remember that one time we
- 43:51Speaker 6: went to the Bull and Airlien. You got the ones
- 43:52Speaker 6: You split the sauce on your pants.
- 43:55Speaker 5: That was so funny, girl, I know well when it happened,
- 43:59Speaker 5: but you know, I mean, hey, good memories never died, right,
- 44:04Speaker 5: Go the hell?
- 44:04Speaker 2: What you doing?
- 44:05Speaker 3: Go to hell?
- 44:09Speaker 5: You know what the sonic we met at that one
- 44:12Speaker 5: time you had that cherry line made slushy. I still
- 44:16Speaker 5: taste the lime on my lips. Girl, I still taste.
- 44:21Speaker 6: You to create that.
- 44:24Speaker 5: I'm ready whenever you are let me pull you know,
- 44:32Speaker 5: partly cloudy outside right, That's how I feel. It is
- 44:35Speaker 5: my world when you don't respond to these years, bro,
- 44:37Speaker 5: he messages, BA, can't sleep when you talk to me.
- 44:43Speaker 2: Came in your away from me? Yeah?
- 44:48Speaker 6: Girl, sound that you like with the subtle.
- 44:53Speaker 2: Never business band? Nothing gets you, Bro?
- 45:00Speaker 6: You still like friends?
- 45:01Speaker 3: Made it to the big like a French toast.
- 45:03Speaker 8: He's been trying to get her to the bed for
- 45:05Speaker 8: like ten years.
- 45:05Speaker 2: You want fruit on top of yours? Something put you
- 45:08Speaker 2: to the bad. I like food on top of behind.
- 45:10Speaker 3: At this point, Yo just asked it was a cash at.
- 45:12Speaker 6: Can I put some fruit on top of you? Let
- 45:15Speaker 6: me know?
- 45:15Speaker 2: Girl?
- 45:16Speaker 3: Oh that turn the nigga? That turn real quick, Yo,
- 45:18Speaker 3: don't do that.
- 45:20Speaker 2: What's your pH bounce? Yeah?
- 45:25Speaker 3: Goodbye?
- 45:26Speaker 6: Okay, I'm done. He just saying anything.
- 45:31Speaker 5: Trying to say he didn't get a response. You be
- 45:36Speaker 5: bleaching inside of your jeans, y'all.
- 45:43Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm gonna continue to just keep trying to pull
- 45:47Speaker 2: my questions up.
- 45:50Speaker 5: You know, my sister told me a trick with oxy clean.
- 45:52Speaker 5: If you need that advice, I can help you, is
- 45:56Speaker 5: your nipples tender?
- 45:57Speaker 2: Girls? All right? First of all, my God, today.
- 46:03Speaker 5: What nigat he ain't got no response messages is coming
- 46:08Speaker 5: through so brand.
- 46:09Speaker 4: So what Brandon is showing you is the struggle that men,
- 46:12Speaker 4: that men go through when we are when when they
- 46:15Speaker 4: inbox women that's not interested. I'm sorry and sometimes like sometimes.
- 46:21Speaker 2: Yo, somebody leave you a own bread. Just leave it alone.
- 46:23Speaker 2: Don't double message, don't keep trying to talk to him.
- 46:26Speaker 2: Don't wait a couple of weeks and then try to
- 46:27Speaker 2: talk to them again. They sinked it, they saw it,
- 46:30Speaker 2: they saw they didn't respond. Let it go. It's not persistent,
- 46:36Speaker 2: it's not I'm trying to apply pressure. Is none of that.
- 46:39Speaker 2: If you send somebody a damn message and you saw
- 46:41Speaker 2: they read it, they they respond. Let it at the
- 46:44Speaker 2: three days, Yo, they don't like you.
- 46:49Speaker 5: You can't make somebody like you, and they going for
- 46:51Speaker 5: women to could y'all bit just be allway upsessed tent.
- 46:55Speaker 4: But say all of them got doors, Say I made
- 46:57Speaker 4: I made some mad coarna. You want something and then
- 47:00Speaker 4: it's gonna go for it.
- 47:02Speaker 2: You don't want to make macaroni sounds. You don't want
- 47:03Speaker 2: to God, Damn macaroni. I like macaroni.
- 47:06Speaker 4: You like.
- 47:09Speaker 2: Macaroni? Sound what kind of tea is you putting your macarone?
- 47:12Speaker 3: That's a legitimate ass question.
- 47:14Speaker 6: You still make that bait chicken out like girl, It
- 47:17Speaker 6: has been.
- 47:18Speaker 2: My son is almost nineteen years old. Me and his
- 47:22Speaker 2: father have not been together since he was just about
- 47:26Speaker 2: to turn too. Oh right after he turned to and
- 47:31Speaker 2: that nigga still asking me about my fried chicken. And
- 47:37Speaker 2: I said, well, instead of just sitting there waiting for
- 47:41Speaker 2: a plitch, you probably should have learned how to fix
- 47:43Speaker 2: it your coddamnself.
- 47:44Speaker 6: He don't want to do that, Damn.
- 47:46Speaker 2: He better figure it out. He better go watch some
- 47:48Speaker 2: TikTok videos.
- 47:51Speaker 4: I will not nah, because then it turns into I mean, yeah,
- 47:54Speaker 4: I can make it, but it don't be like how
- 47:56Speaker 4: you make it.
- 47:57Speaker 2: No, because I'm a batter than shitting box and not
- 47:59Speaker 2: fly fuck out my face.
- 48:02Speaker 10: Moving along, moving on, trying to figure why that's just
- 48:09Speaker 10: why that's just my lugert girl, that extra country what
- 48:11Speaker 10: you put some some crystals.
- 48:14Speaker 2: In this shout out to joints on the polygamis. That
- 48:16Speaker 2: was the one of the good things you did. AnyWho,
- 48:19Speaker 2: Moving along, My God, today before we get started, if
- 48:24Speaker 2: you have any questions, comments, topic ideas, any any TV shows, movies, documentaries,
- 48:30Speaker 2: and anything else that are liked that you want us
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- 48:33Speaker 2: I gotta go do my my little repertoire. See what
- 48:36Speaker 2: I got for them? Any events, rants, and anything else
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- 48:49Speaker 2: A N D A p O D at gmail dot com. Well,
- 48:52Speaker 2: I need to go check the emails. I ain't checked
- 48:54Speaker 2: this some sub so I check. You could also reach
- 49:01Speaker 2: us all over Beyonce his Internet with blue Ivy's Wi Fi,
- 49:06Speaker 2: Sara's main frame, Roumi's I P address, I thought so uh,
- 49:11Speaker 2: Roumi's I pr dress Chezy on the head man, Mama
- 49:15Speaker 2: Tina in the back making gumbo and so long as
- 49:18Speaker 2: just this regulationship per usual, because my fellow cancer, Hey girl.
- 49:23Speaker 3: Like a crazy.
- 49:26Speaker 2: But don't dout your hair. That's you used the suitor
- 49:30Speaker 2: theym that means made up name. Okay, all right, if
- 49:35Speaker 2: you had to do that to people, now you have
- 49:38Speaker 2: the people now they don't know what that means. If
- 49:40Speaker 2: you want to be anonymous, did you want to initials
- 49:46Speaker 2: first name, lest initial or vice versa ship or if
- 49:49Speaker 2: you're just gonna use your gunman name like the one
- 49:51Speaker 2: your mama give you at the hospital, that's on your
- 49:53Speaker 2: birth certificate, with your elected daddy.
- 49:56Speaker 3: SHA dynasty, you're gonna use.
- 50:02Speaker 2: It's Shadina.
- 50:05Speaker 5: Dion Sa diamond, sh dynasty, dynasty, your destiny. And what
- 50:22Speaker 5: their little brother Alexaxi ab name is just shine.
- 50:29Speaker 3: Shot shot that.
- 50:32Speaker 2: One of the little kids spoke her name for me
- 50:34Speaker 2: the other day.
- 50:35Speaker 3: That I was working with the summer kids. I was
- 50:36Speaker 3: a baby, that's that's that's it's that's something, and she was.
- 50:39Speaker 2: Like, it's k apostrophe some I said that, who the
- 50:42Speaker 2: fuck with this apostrophe? And here that ain't with your name? Really, Okay,
- 50:46Speaker 2: that's all I whatever. It's just keeping that what it was.
- 50:51Speaker 2: Because after she pronounced and this spelled it, I said, okay, girl,
- 50:57Speaker 2: if you're gonna use your government name because in the
- 50:59Speaker 2: words of Sharp in Field Circle, real house lives of Atlanta,
- 51:01Speaker 2: many many many, many many many many many many many moons,
- 51:06Speaker 2: honorary degrees in summer, spring falls, joggers all go who
- 51:11Speaker 2: gonna check you?
- 51:12Speaker 5: Boo?
- 51:12Speaker 4: Hold on, stop, So honormary degrees that they just gave
- 51:15Speaker 4: it to you ain't actually go to the motherfucker school.
- 51:19Speaker 3: Sometimes that's bullshit.
- 51:21Speaker 2: There's a lot of people here honorary degrees.
- 51:23Speaker 3: It took like one class and it was like, oh,
- 51:25Speaker 3: you know, we give this doctric.
- 51:27Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 51:27Speaker 3: That's yep. I can see why. I can see what
- 51:30Speaker 3: brand them be mad.
- 51:32Speaker 2: You hearing this, bitch, hear the nights I set up. Okay,
- 51:39Speaker 2: our first question this week is coming from one of
- 51:42Speaker 2: our favorite threads. One of our homegirls. Shout out to
- 51:47Speaker 2: miss underschool Parker for real. If you are not already
- 51:50Speaker 2: following her, make sure you go in follow like she had,
- 51:52Speaker 2: subscribing whatever else. Okay, man, my wife, who knows I'm
- 52:01Speaker 2: writing you, paid for a funeral for her baby daddy
- 52:04Speaker 2: with our money. When I met her, she was in
- 52:07Speaker 2: the transition stage of leaving him. She had three children
- 52:10Speaker 2: at that time, the last one was only two months old,
- 52:14Speaker 2: and I helped her raise them. We bought a home
- 52:16Speaker 2: and hit a child together. When he died two weeks ago,
- 52:20Speaker 2: she paid eleven thousand dollars for the funeral. I found
- 52:24Speaker 2: out about it when the balance became low in the
- 52:27Speaker 2: account we had been saving for a summer home, and
- 52:29Speaker 2: she spent eleven thousand of the twenty five thousand we
- 52:32Speaker 2: had saved. She told me she never stopped loving him,
- 52:35Speaker 2: and I need to understand that she had a whole
- 52:36Speaker 2: life with him. She explained that while she loved me,
- 52:39Speaker 2: she's in love with him. That's the love. That's the
- 52:43Speaker 2: love never died. Although he put her through hell. I
- 52:47Speaker 2: can't understand it. He treated her and the kids like shit.
- 52:50Speaker 2: Where do I go from here? By the way, he
- 52:54Speaker 2: was married, she took over the funeral and fought his
- 52:56Speaker 2: wife at the funeral, all because she was the woman
- 52:59Speaker 2: he was cheap on. Cheating. Oh god, this is messed up,
- 53:04Speaker 2: cheating on her with twenty five years ago. Wife says, yes,
- 53:10Speaker 2: I paid for the funeral because I still love him.
- 53:12Speaker 2: I love my husband, but there's a difference. I did
- 53:15Speaker 2: fight the wife because she interfered with my funeral arrangements.
- 53:18Speaker 2: Whatever everybody you give him, remember I'm his wife. Girl.
- 53:21Speaker 2: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on certain
- 53:24Speaker 2: divorce her. Leave that hole, because my whole thing is
- 53:28Speaker 2: if you were still in love with the baby dady.
- 53:30Speaker 2: Should have stayed your funky ass over there with the
- 53:31Speaker 2: baby daddy. But you came over here and used this
- 53:33Speaker 2: good man whiles women out here like me who would
- 53:36Speaker 2: have treated him baby like he was the best thing
- 53:39Speaker 2: since sliced fucking bread. And I'm over here single and
- 53:43Speaker 2: he helped you raise three chern in one nas.
- 53:45Speaker 6: I mean, you ain't kind of be single a few
- 53:47Speaker 6: with just sending a text message.
- 53:49Speaker 2: I don't like people, that's the problem. I'm gonna end
- 53:52Speaker 2: up with a I'm scared to end up with a
- 53:54Speaker 2: male version of this bitch. Give me the green swim.
- 54:01Speaker 5: In the same situation, he I'm ready to go right now,
- 54:06Speaker 5: one two three green, name something something. Putt my tongue
- 54:12Speaker 5: in your back right now ahead, Mr. I'm sorry, I
- 54:23Speaker 5: would see her for my eleven thousand.
- 54:25Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm just mean you married her so legally,
- 54:29Speaker 2: I guess you can't do that, but I believe her.
- 54:31Speaker 2: I will take whatever's left in that account and move
- 54:33Speaker 2: it elsewhere, and she would get the horsepapers. And I
- 54:36Speaker 2: was telling to go be with your baby daddy at first.
- 54:39Speaker 2: At first I was yes, I know he's dead.
- 54:40Speaker 5: I don't give a damn go join him by fi
- 54:43Speaker 5: fi file for separation and divorce with your money from
- 54:46Speaker 5: the camp, but also.
- 54:48Speaker 2: New white, and I would go married the new white.
- 54:51Speaker 5: Yeah, it's too if you still care as much about
- 54:54Speaker 5: a person that you ain't been with for decades fighting
- 54:56Speaker 5: the current spouse over technically legally the new.
- 55:01Speaker 2: Wife, dumb, because so goddamn fast kind out, you're gonna
- 55:07Speaker 2: come over and take over funeral arrangements for my fucking husband.
- 55:10Speaker 2: You legally don't win no damn right, your children head rights,
- 55:13Speaker 2: and I still got more rights over there because I'm
- 55:15Speaker 2: his wife exactly. Baby, Please, the way I would have
- 55:17Speaker 2: got you exported about that.
- 55:19Speaker 3: Motherfucker, to my knowledge, you can do you doing nothing.
- 55:23Speaker 8: You can throw a funeral. He was on more than
- 55:25Speaker 8: one funeral.
- 55:27Speaker 4: However, Like first I was rocking with it like low kid,
- 55:31Speaker 4: because it's like yo, he was a very prominent part.
- 55:33Speaker 4: But then you started adding all that extra shit like
- 55:35Speaker 4: that nigga's beating you ass, and then that nigga, but
- 55:38Speaker 4: that nigga was married when y'all was together, and it's
- 55:40Speaker 4: like the way I mean, I'm not saying no, no, no,
- 55:43Speaker 4: I'm not saying you know what I'm saying. I ain't
- 55:44Speaker 4: gonna let you spend eleven thousand dollars on this nigga.
- 55:46Speaker 4: You feel me, and like he might have a nice
- 55:48Speaker 4: he might have a nice coughing. But at the same time,
- 55:52Speaker 4: even though he got a wife, he is a wife,
- 55:55Speaker 4: you know. But that's what I'm saying. That's like, at
- 55:57Speaker 4: first I was rocking with it, like I understood, like
- 56:01Speaker 4: a low key understood, like what was going on. But
- 56:03Speaker 4: then you you start adding extra ship. He was married,
- 56:07Speaker 4: he was beating he was beating your ass. He was
- 56:09Speaker 4: doing all this ship, and it's like, yeah, yo, go ahead.
- 56:12Speaker 5: By she's stupid because she could have said, well, the
- 56:14Speaker 5: kids want to contribute this, Let's give this part of
- 56:17Speaker 5: the money because his children want to contribute. His child
- 56:20Speaker 5: wanted to contribute to his service in this way. She
- 56:23Speaker 5: was wasn't stupid. See, I'm giving y'all game for niggas.
- 56:28Speaker 4: The ship because at one point he was the niggas
- 56:33Speaker 4: y'all Like, well, you know, I mean, that's what I'm saying.
- 56:35Speaker 3: It's like a wee game.
- 56:37Speaker 6: I ain't fucking nobody over, but I learned a couple
- 56:39Speaker 6: of things.
- 56:39Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying.
- 56:40Speaker 4: It's like, it's these these little these little Waiians and
- 56:44Speaker 4: gen zs y'all y'all don't know ship, and y'all think
- 56:48Speaker 4: y'all know ship.
- 56:50Speaker 6: Divorce, it's clearly her feelings are clearly they where they're
- 56:55Speaker 6: supposed to be.
- 56:56Speaker 5: The person she loved just died to go ahead and
- 56:59Speaker 5: divorced that woman by it's right, your mama about to
- 57:04Speaker 5: go meet him, So lead that woman. That's that's your
- 57:06Speaker 5: wife the fuck alone, filed for divorce. Protect yourself and
- 57:10Speaker 5: your assets, because I feel like any judge that here
- 57:13Speaker 5: is the situation is gonna be like you did what
- 57:16Speaker 5: you ain't been with that man for how many years?
- 57:17Speaker 2: You did what? Yeah?
- 57:19Speaker 8: You spent what?
- 57:20Speaker 6: Sorry, you get whatever you asked for? Yeah, and then
- 57:23Speaker 6: she can go mor the person she loves clearly not you.
- 57:27Speaker 4: Good day saying yeah because that shit right, Dad kind
- 57:29Speaker 4: of cut deep as like like I love my husband,
- 57:33Speaker 4: but I was in love with such and such.
- 57:34Speaker 2: It's like that.
- 57:35Speaker 6: And I wonder what the kids reaction to all of
- 57:37Speaker 6: this is.
- 57:38Speaker 4: MHM, watching your losses, watching their mama fight their step mother,
- 57:47Speaker 4: Mama always said, is.
- 57:50Speaker 2: So goddamn much. When the second wife came and took
- 57:52Speaker 2: the body and had her own funeral, and the first
- 57:54Speaker 2: wife came in was like the fuck you real bitch,
- 57:56Speaker 2: dig them up and had the police come and get
- 58:00Speaker 2: They took their main body, and she went there at
- 58:01Speaker 2: the funeral.
- 58:02Speaker 3: My dad examine the body.
- 58:04Speaker 2: Bro. No, she had just she had just buried him.
- 58:08Speaker 2: And she said, no, before you start putting that dirt
- 58:10Speaker 2: over their casket, roll it back up. I'm the first wife. No,
- 58:14Speaker 2: she was the second wife. She ain't got no rights,
- 58:17Speaker 2: and that's what happened. You know, this was a different country,
- 58:19Speaker 2: of course, so they can have for second wives and
- 58:21Speaker 2: all of other stuff. Baby, Yeah, place you ready to
- 58:23Speaker 2: go talk to Joyce?
- 58:24Speaker 5: Y'all we need to start watching and reviewing couple's therapy
- 58:27Speaker 5: on Showtime because clips on social media. Yeah, but both
- 58:33Speaker 5: had that. That's an offline conversation. I just came, sir,
- 58:37Speaker 5: keep making delirious like it's doing now.
- 58:39Speaker 2: Sir, divorce divorce at Hotter, divorce them, take that last
- 58:43Speaker 2: fourteen thousand off that account, and move on with your business.
- 58:46Speaker 2: You don't have no times to her, according to what
- 58:49Speaker 2: I just read, I don't think y'all had no children together,
- 58:51Speaker 2: So learn her and she can go morning comfort her
- 58:54Speaker 2: children about that man. If she mourned them so damn much,
- 58:57Speaker 2: she might join them fucking.
- 58:59Speaker 3: Because that's she was like being stepdaddy.
- 59:02Speaker 4: You'll find a number woman with kids, bro, I forget
- 59:04Speaker 4: it's twenty twenty.
- 59:06Speaker 2: Yes, I remember. Whatever advice you give him. I'm still
- 59:08Speaker 2: his wife. You suck is the wife, bitch.
- 59:11Speaker 6: Your dumb bitch.
- 59:12Speaker 2: And to the actual wife for the baby daddy, you're
- 59:15Speaker 2: a fool, because there's no way in hell. For all
- 59:18Speaker 2: we know, there's no way in hell.
- 59:20Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not just say this.
- 59:21Speaker 5: Maybe the current wife famous dumbage that she's being portrayed.
- 59:25Speaker 5: I mean to beat the hell out of the lady,
- 59:27Speaker 5: some bitch I started to fight, that's my man. Yeah,
- 59:30Speaker 5: that was probably up and dragged her out that damn
- 59:32Speaker 5: funeral home.
- 59:33Speaker 3: Like like when we was kids and when he had
- 59:35Speaker 3: social media, you.
- 59:37Speaker 2: Got the best of.
- 59:39Speaker 6: The game telephone.
- 59:40Speaker 2: You're real now you're probably did be the ass and
- 59:43Speaker 2: then you know what you might say, Okay, go ahead
- 59:44Speaker 2: and spending eleven thousand, guess what the life is Shoran Probacy.
- 59:48Speaker 5: I got I'm gonna keep all right exactly. She was like,
- 59:50Speaker 5: but spending your little money money for me, I'm going
- 59:55Speaker 5: to bitch.
- 59:57Speaker 2: Mm hm, next on, No, we don't do pissy p
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: over here. And now this song gets catch you before
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: car spin it ship, spind this ship.
- 1:00:18Speaker 6: What's next?
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: Us spend that ship.
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: It's hot as ship.
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: Ahead, but you don't spend that ship. Spend that ship with.
- 1:00:28Speaker 6: My scamming ask Giggs and spin ship, spinance ship spinding ship.
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: Moving along, read that ship, that ship reading ship.
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: Were all my ill leather red bitches. Little them bitches
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: don't even know what theyre livingly me and they saying
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: like right here, all right, moving alone, we're moving on
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: with I shall not move it over the six.
- 1:01:08Speaker 8: This break for me.
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: They didn't mean spend that ship.
- 1:01:19Speaker 5: Spend that.
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: Is mixed though, don't get them no idea, my.
- 1:01:26Speaker 5: Jesus lovers and praise that bitch President gospel bag, President Lord,
- 1:01:34Speaker 5: President Lord.
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: And the pole.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's a stump at.
- 1:01:42Speaker 5: There for me.
- 1:01:44Speaker 6: I promise the stump the whole stop nothing but stonp
- 1:01:49Speaker 6: It ain't over.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: Because I'm hungry, Okay, I want to teachers dating the principal.
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: He's separated, so obviously he'll choose one of us to
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: settle down with. My big issue is that the other
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: teacher is his public girlfriend, and he hasn't been public
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: with me. She's also a friend with the teachers she
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: I Love Island Elementary School with Disney. She's also a
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: friend of mine. I've befriended her at work, so I
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: can't date him publicly either. I'm the best woman for him,
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: and he seems to be moving too slowly to admit that.
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: We've had sex everywhere, but he's taking her on trips,
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: et cetera. I got him high and tattooed my name
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: on his hand. He's pissed and withdrew from me. How
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: do I persuade him to give me another chance? Bitch?
- 1:02:38Speaker 6: Go therapy?
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: First of all, you ain't the best one.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: You ain't getting fleud out.
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: He took he take our own sh bro.
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: He take her out in public, He introduced her as
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: his girlfriend. You ain't got nothing but the wet ass
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: and hurt feeling.
- 1:02:54Speaker 3: You in the back, getting beat with a yard stick,
- 1:02:57Speaker 3: getting spank that.
- 1:03:01Speaker 6: He don't like it at all. He liked that whole.
- 1:03:07Speaker 3: Fort ship.
- 1:03:09Speaker 6: We're gonna teach these kids.
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: Sometimes like our principal is supposed to be dating teachers,
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: it's not.
- 1:03:16Speaker 6: It's some around it's some around upon.
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: I mean it's round upon because you know, you can't
- 1:03:24Speaker 4: fragnize as a principal. You can't fragnize with your teacher.
- 1:03:27Speaker 5: Multiple and they probably ain't just your to you probably hunt.
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: And I'm certain that certain school districts do have like
- 1:03:34Speaker 5: FRA Yeah that frad turning and realization proper policies. I
- 1:03:39Speaker 5: can speak English, but staff members that aren't like married,
- 1:03:43Speaker 5: when it comes out that you don't report that you
- 1:03:45Speaker 5: in a relationship, they'll either make you'll one of your
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: moved schools or you can't be in like a you
- 1:03:49Speaker 5: can't the principal and you're a science teacher and that's
- 1:03:52Speaker 5: your boss and y'all. Yeah, to take the confort the
- 1:03:56Speaker 5: interest teacher had to quit or get school.
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: But this petty bitch, she seemed like the type that's
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: going up if they gonna blow all the spot, she's
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: gonna go snitch.
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: But at the same time, it's like, I'm sorry, and
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: you know.
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: If you choose the other teacher he already had already
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: has public not try like not like I'm the best woman.
- 1:04:16Speaker 6: He don't see my work. I don't got that man,
- 1:04:20Speaker 6: and wait, and I tried to be first with this bitch.
- 1:04:22Speaker 6: You know what she got over because I'm the.
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: Better her at work, all all smiling, I got his
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: dick on my bre open, and she recognized.
- 1:04:32Speaker 6: The smell that you stupid. You ain't that bruise at
- 1:04:34Speaker 6: the back of your throat.
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: I'm gonna be real, like I'm gonna be honest, like
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: I don't.
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: I don't want to.
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: I hate when people were like, I'm the best, I'm
- 1:04:40Speaker 4: the best for this person. It's like, that's your opinion.
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: That's your brain. That person doesn't share it.
- 1:04:45Speaker 3: They did you be with him, That's that's your life.
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: You want to.
- 1:04:50Speaker 6: I don't care who tell me.
- 1:04:52Speaker 4: But but my issue, but my issue also is just
- 1:04:54Speaker 4: like yo, wow, like you already know what's going on,
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: and the signs have been and the signs of being shown,
- 1:05:01Speaker 4: like yo, he.
- 1:05:02Speaker 8: Just like he just fucking you.
- 1:05:03Speaker 4: And you're okay with that, and you're okay with that
- 1:05:05Speaker 4: ship and you want to be a little vibrational as
- 1:05:07Speaker 4: the as the people say young people say, Now you're
- 1:05:11Speaker 4: a little vibrational, and you want to keep it up.
- 1:05:12Speaker 4: By all me is do that, but understand that you
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: were not the one that he picked spend that ship
- 1:05:18Speaker 4: dumb ass, not dumb ass.
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: But I'm staying on six brown chicks, okay, And that.
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: Was six brown chicks. I thought that was Miss Parker.
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: That one was six brown chicks. Damn. So I'm gonna
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: stay here and Rana talked about it freely. That's crazy.
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: And I'm gonna read this to protest.
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: Staying on this one because this one has an update.
- 1:05:41Speaker 8: Kay.
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: So I'm a redo original because I can't remember if
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: I read this one yet, but redio original in them redouble.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: My woman would give me the money to take care
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: of bills, and one of the biggest bills was the rent.
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: I managed to date the landlord so I didn't have
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: to pay rent and I would just pocket the money
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: and went on for about four four months. The landlord
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: was a widow. She just wanted some sexual healing. I
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: paid her with egg clank and me and my woman
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: were living there for free. A young single man moved
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: into our building, and I knew he would be a problem.
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: My issue is the last time I tried to pay
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: the rent with my egg clank, she blocked me. She
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: said I'd rather have the money. I don't have the money,
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: though the rent is spent She also said that if
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: I don't get four months to back rent by the
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: end of the month, she's going to start with eviction proceedings.
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: And the new tenant was in was sitting in her
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: apartment with his shirt off when she dumped me. I
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: thought we had a better relationship. I don't know how
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: to tell my woman I was pocketing that rent money
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: that she gave me. She thinks I got a job,
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: but I don't. She has no idea how I paid
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: our rent before, and the landlord don't give me credit.
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: Okay, tom on, I ain't never heard.
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: I don't remember here for my sexual services. I'm in
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: a buying what to do? Go to hell? Put on
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: your stupid What the fuck? Like?
- 1:07:09Speaker 6: What I can't rent with dick?
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: I guess it wasn't worth sixteen.
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: And up?
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: Oh lord? What I really want to know is did
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: not pay my rent? The d was implied as payment.
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: She can't fire me and not giving me credit for
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: my services? Right? Can I call the police of services?
- 1:07:32Speaker 6: No, you don't have a contract.
- 1:07:34Speaker 8: First of all, you're dumb ass. Like, first of all,
- 1:07:36Speaker 8: you're dumb domb You didn't right that.
- 1:07:41Speaker 4: It's no no, But thats if you want someone like
- 1:07:44Speaker 4: if you want on some real ship and you're paying,
- 1:07:46Speaker 4: like yo, you're paying, you're paying in inches.
- 1:07:48Speaker 8: As I as I applied earlier.
- 1:07:50Speaker 3: Interest in is like if.
- 1:07:52Speaker 4: You're paying the inches as I applied, as I implied earlier,
- 1:07:56Speaker 4: then there should be some kind of some kind of
- 1:07:58Speaker 4: documentation saying that your I don't have to pay rent
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: because I'm giving her dick that.
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: You make it.
- 1:08:05Speaker 5: You can't make sense out of nonsense, brother, it ain't
- 1:08:08Speaker 5: spoke you a dumb ass.
- 1:08:09Speaker 8: Next question, like you you took, you took the idea
- 1:08:12Speaker 8: that you took, You took the you.
- 1:08:14Speaker 4: Took the pussy and not throw and not thought financially
- 1:08:17Speaker 4: a nigga like, okay, I need to, I need to,
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: I need to cover my ass.
- 1:08:20Speaker 5: Souse, the ship is gonna come back to bite you
- 1:08:22Speaker 5: in the motherfucking ass because now she.
- 1:08:24Speaker 4: Got a new nigga that probably got a dick bigger
- 1:08:26Speaker 4: than yours, and probably that's probably doing ship that you
- 1:08:27Speaker 4: can't do.
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: It gets bigger than yours.
- 1:08:30Speaker 4: You got a nigga that's probably doing ship that you
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: can't even do or never even tried to do. Or
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: she might he might have just put her on to
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: some new ship and she wants the new ship. And
- 1:08:41Speaker 4: now she's like, okay, I got that new ship.
- 1:08:43Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, your bitch ass, and you you owe
- 1:08:46Speaker 5: me for four months background because now she got a recoup.
- 1:08:51Speaker 4: You should have you should have just been you should
- 1:08:54Speaker 4: have never took that dick was what it ain't ain't
- 1:09:00Speaker 4: gotta be you. It may not, it may not have
- 1:09:01Speaker 4: been white. I'm just saying it may not been whack.
- 1:09:05Speaker 4: But at the same time, she realized that youhoe, now
- 1:09:08Speaker 4: that she got somebody new she was wasting, like she
- 1:09:10Speaker 4: losing she's still losing money.
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: So it was like, yeah, yo, yeah I.
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: Got I gotta recoup on that I got.
- 1:09:14Speaker 4: I need a return on my investment, brocause you know,
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: I've been letting you fuck me for fucking me for
- 1:09:20Speaker 4: rent and that.
- 1:09:21Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I need to.
- 1:09:23Speaker 4: Ask if you had some sense, don't Yeah yeah you Yeah,
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: you're a ym for really stupid. That's a bad part
- 1:09:32Speaker 4: of you. Yeah, you're ym my nigga, Like we were
- 1:09:36Speaker 4: smarter than that. Bro wed had some kind of like
- 1:09:39Speaker 4: some kind of documentation to back us up.
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: Child. You tripping.
- 1:09:45Speaker 4: Now now now you're lying ass, got to go back
- 1:09:48Speaker 4: to your woman to tell her that you'ld all that money,
- 1:09:50Speaker 4: all that money been spent, and that y'all gotta come
- 1:09:52Speaker 4: up with four thousand, four or five thousand dollars.
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: Lady, it's okay to be alone. You can do bad
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: your damn the partner for he bab, we need five
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: bags for back.
- 1:10:06Speaker 6: Been giving you money.
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: That was the first mistake. You should have paid this
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: just up. See what happened was that was your first mistake?
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: Then you you don't have a job.
- 1:10:20Speaker 2: So where she thinks you're going at every day when
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: you over over over do dirty house playing playing Madden?
- 1:10:29Speaker 11: Yo?
- 1:10:29Speaker 8: She probably she probably, she probably worked over nights.
- 1:10:32Speaker 6: Bro All y'all stupid. What's the next question?
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: Sism? That's it, Jah, that's all I got. That took
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: a lot out of me. Jam.
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: It ain't the heat, you know.
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: It might be a combination of the.
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: Chair, my scamming ass niggas a.
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: Right there in the fucking question.
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: He about to lose his apartment in.
- 1:10:53Speaker 5: Flat Well, we're about to get on up out of
- 1:10:57Speaker 5: here because it's hot as fucking We all melt yep.
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: If you have any questions for.
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: Us, send it bye, Send that ship, Send that ship.
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: If you have any questions for us.
- 1:11:14Speaker 4: Let me tell you all this this ship don't be
- 1:11:15Speaker 4: don't be recording like you know, like this is natural
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- 1:11:20Speaker 5: If you have any questions for us, feel feel free
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- 1:11:32Speaker 10: Uh.
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- 1:11:38Speaker 3: Right.
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- 1:12:02Speaker 6: With that being said, we love y'all.
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- 1:12:06Speaker 3: Niggas they were playing Plinko. All right, well we hot.
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: I'm gonna make it to the person.
- 1:12:13Speaker 6: We hot and delusion, but we thank y'all for watching.
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- 1:12:25Speaker 3: Motherfucker's hot. Well, we love y'all. Thank y'all.
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: We hollers outside, baby, share that ship, Share that ship,
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- 1:12:38Speaker 5: My name is Peaches and I'm the best. All the
- 1:12:41Speaker 5: DJs want to fill my breast.
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