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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 32 - We Was Up in the Club · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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  Skylar: Hello, weary traveler. I'm not
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  sure what strange magic must
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  have brought you here, but you
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  have stepped into a realm of
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  my creation. A, ah, sprawling
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  city filled with danger and
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  glory and most importantly,
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  lots of gold. I call it I La
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  Nomis. Who am I, you might
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  ask? The name is Jarjev, and
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  I'm the patron deity of
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  gambling. Long story short,
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  this group of idiots, or as
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  you may call them, heroes,
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  made a bet with me that they
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  had what it took to make a
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  vast trove of gold, but left
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  some of the key details blank.
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  So I filled them in myself. I
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  sent them to this pocket
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  dimension into the city I had
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  created with brand new bodies
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  they'd have to attune to. Can
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  these fools pass my test? Or
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  will they be trapped here
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  forever? So experience my
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  world of trials and
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  tribulations and join
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  alongside this posse of
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  pitiful people, or as I like
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  to call them, the criminals of
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  Isla Numis.
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  Skylar: Welcome back everybody, to
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  another episode of.
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  Skylar: The Criminals of Isla Numis.
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  Skylar: Joining me today are the
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  regular players.
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  Skylar: But I'll announce them anyway
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  and go through them.
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  Skylar: first of all, to my right, as
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  per the usual, we got Dave,
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  who's playing Maki, the shadow
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  sorcerer, Kenku of Shadows.
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  next to him you've got Fatty
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  Lumpkins, who is playing Kido,
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  the lizard folk fighter slash
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  barbarian. Now, so he is the
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  muscle of the gang. Following
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  on we've got Jackson, who's
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  playing dez, who is the silent
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  hunter of the group. He's also
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  a Kenku. Next, we've got
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  Cameron, who's playing Rorick,
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  the goblin trickster of the
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  crew. The jack of all trades,
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  one might say. Slowly growing
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  in those, those trades that
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  he's capable of. And finally,
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  last but not least, we have
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  our ex npc. Well, sorry, we
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  have Quinn playing our ex npc,
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  Lil Sauce. With that being
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  said, we're gonna jump right
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  into this brand new episode
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  of.
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  Skylar: Criminals of Isla Numis.
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  Quinn: Foreign.
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  Skylar: Guys, where we last left off.
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  You guys had received or found
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  a note on Radicus's person
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  when you defeated him that
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  said next supply tomorrow
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  night at the Rock Bottoms
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  club. Signed Cheeky McCool.
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  Now, you guys discovered the
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  teleportation circle that
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  Radicus had hidden away where
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  he was sending the bones, that
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  he had procured from his
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  various dealings, with members
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  of the Scroungers, sending
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  them off to. And you guys used
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  the rocky talkie to sort of
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  find out where those were
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  going in a clever way. And
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  through that you guys ended up
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  at a strange ritual From a
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  cult of the ascendants, as
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  they kind of were referring to
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  themselves, seeking the chosen
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  one, allegedly. Which you
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  discovered that at the very
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  least, DEZ is not apparently.
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  with that being said, you guys
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  were able to get your rocky
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  talkie back. You got a strange
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  robotic thing and you also got
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  a little bit of information
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  here and there. But whatever
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  the case, you guys are now
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  headed to the Rock Bottoms
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  nightclub in the Mediumville
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  district, which ironically is
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  where Little Sauce's house is.
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  So it's kind of nice to be in
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  the same neighborhood knowing
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  that you can get home after
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  you're done with things.
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  Skylar: In theory.
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  Skylar: with that being said, Lil
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  Sauce, you know, at least
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  something you're aware to some
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  extent of. the Rock Bottoms
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  Club, you probably honestly
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  even been in there in the.
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  Skylar: Yeah, yeah.
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  Skylar: Checking on some questionable
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  figures. This is the
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  Medianville district as a
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  whole is a place where a lot
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  of questionable individuals go
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  to do their dealings. it's
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  kind of a poorer district.
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  There's just a lot of kind of
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  rugged, rowdy characters
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  around these parts. So of
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  course that means that the
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  Rock Bottoms Club, being a
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  pretty popular entertainment
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  spot, attracts a lot of these
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  individuals. There's also the
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  fact that there's an
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  organization within the Rock
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  Bottom Club known as the
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  Rocks. Sort of a gang in and
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  of itself that does, kind of
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  some Robin Hood esque
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  activities. Right. They're bad
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  guys, but allegedly they're
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  doing it for the right
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  reasons. But then of course,
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  within those situations, you
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  always have those guys that
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  are doing bad things for bad
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  reasons under their name. And
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  then things get complic. Loot
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  and a messy. You know, it
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  happens. It happens in every,
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  every movie that we've seen
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  where there's crime and
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  somebody's trying to do it for
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  good reason. Breaking Bad,
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  great example, right? The
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  whole concept of you keep
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  doing more and more bad things
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  for good reasons, allegedly,
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  and inevitably it becomes bad
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  things for bad reasons and
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  then, then you die. But
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  anyway, sorry I spoiled all of
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  Breaking Bad for everybody
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  that's listening, man. No,
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  whatever the case, you guys
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  are headed to Rock Bottoms
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  Club. And sure enough, there's
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  a long, long line outside of
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  the club. Inside you can see a
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  little bit of flashing lights.
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  You can hear some intense,
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  epic, throbbing music. there's
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  a big burly bugbear standing
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  outside.
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  Quinn: His name Grizzle Toothpaste.
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  Skylar: His name is Grizzle Tooth. And
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  you guys recognize him from
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  the Minotaur races especially.
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  Roerich recognizes him because
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  you had a full conversation
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  with this guy and his Duergar,
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  buddy. They offer you some
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  tips and tricks.
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  Cameron: Yeah, I asked them for advice.
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  Skylar: So seeing the giant line,
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  seeing the bug bear, who you
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  are familiar with, what do you
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  guys do?
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  Cameron: Line for what? The club.
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  Skylar: how?
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  Cameron: People just walking into this.
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  Skylar: No, no, no, there's like a
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  line. You know, he's got like
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  a lit. Like a clipboard. He's
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  looking over his list. He's,
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  you know, there's a guy in.
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  Cameron: The front who's like, you have
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  to let me in. Do you know who
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  my parents are?
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  Skylar: And he's like, I really don't
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  care who your parents are.
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  you're not on the list. So
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  you'll get in when there's a
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  vacancy. This isn't fair.
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  Bill: My.
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  Cameron: My father will hear of this.
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  Skylar: And then the guy, like, leaves
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  line and he's got like, I
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  don't know, two babes with
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  him. I don't know, that just
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  seems typical.
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  Cameron: That makes sense.
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  Skylar: But I mean, the line takes a
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  step forward and it looks just
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  as long as it was when the guy
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  and his babes were in there.
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  So it really, it didn't change
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  anything.
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  Cameron: DEZ is having the very strong
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  urge just to walk through the
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  door and, like, do finger guns
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  and click at the. The door
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  guard guy.
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  Skylar: There's a. Yeah, the door
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  guard.
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  Cameron: Yeah.
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  Skylar: Sound like you said doer
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  guard. And I was like, well,
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  the door guard's the other
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  guy.
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  Cameron: Do, the.
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  Skylar: This is the bug bear.
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  Cameron: Oh, yeah, the bug bear is the
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  bouncer.
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  Skylar: Yes.
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  Cameron: Oh, but I don't see his door
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  guard buddy.
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  Skylar: No, I go.
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  Quinn: I, mean, I'll go over to him.
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  Cameron: I rolls.
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  Quinn: He knows me.
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  Skylar: Did you talk to him?
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  Quinn: He knows me.
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  Skylar: Well, I mean, like. Yeah.
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  Cameron: Yeah.
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  Skylar: Okay. So you've met him?
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  Quinn: I've been there.
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  Cameron: Oh, yeah, But I know his name.
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  Skylar: He, probably introduced
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  himself. Yes.
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  Quinn: There are people who I need to
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  stay away from in here, but
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  there's also more people that
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  I need that are friendly with
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  me than are not friendly with
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  me.
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  Skylar: Okay.
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  Quinn: Going to go up to Grizzle
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  Tooth.
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  Skylar: Yeah.
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  Quinn: Hey, Grizz. What's going on,
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  man?
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  Skylar: Little sauce. What are you
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  doing?
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  Quinn: I got some business to take
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  care of.
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  Skylar: Interesting.
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  Quinn: Got me my group.
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  Skylar: You know, I might just be a
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  simple bugbear bouncer, but I
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  saw in the newspaper the other
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  day that, Blank Space isn't
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  really in a position of
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  authority anymore. Not to be
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  that guy.
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  Quinn: I don't work for Blank Space
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  anymore.
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  Skylar: Oh, well, I'm not to be that
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  guy. But if that's the case. I
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  mean, your name's not on the
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  list.
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  Quinn: 50 gold.
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  Skylar: M. Okay, okay. roll a
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  persuasion.
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  Skylar: Persuasion.
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  Skylar: I'll give you a persuasion
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  with advantage.
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  Cameron: 17.
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  Skylar: okay. Yeah, you can go.
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  Cameron: All right.
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  Skylar: And he pockets the small sack
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  of 50 gold.
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  Quinn: This covers me and all my.
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  Cameron: You say that you.
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  Skylar: You say this covers you and
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  all your friends. He looks
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  over and he goes, wait a
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  minute.
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  Skylar: I remember you. You were at
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  the minotaur races.
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  Cameron: Sup, Grizz? Hey, and thanks to
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  your advice, my two buddies
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  took first and second.
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  Skylar: I saw em there.
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  Cameron: Put my hands on both their
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  backs.
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  Skylar: Well, hey, what took you so
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  long to take me up on my offer
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  to come by the club?
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  Cameron: Well, wait a minute. I got
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  lost. You see you guys in the
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  coliseum? that's my sixth best
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  friend.
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  Skylar: Oh, six. Eh.
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  Cameron: Hey, he.
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  Skylar: He looks at his list and he.
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  Cameron: Goes, oh, if you move me up
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  the ranks, I'll make you first
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  best friend. Why? Sorry. If
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  you let me in, I'll move you
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  to first best friend.
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  Quinn: Who already let you in. I
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  just.
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  Skylar: Let me. Let me show you
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  something. Let me show you
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  something.
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  Skylar: Come here. He holds out his
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  clipboard and he lists it. And
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  at the back, like, the last
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  page of the list, your guys
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  names are all on it.
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  Skylar: Wait a minute.
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  Skylar: go for it.
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  Cameron: I'm gonna dap him up.
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  Quinn: Wait a minute. Hey, you didn't
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  see it the first time.
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  Skylar: I don't see your name on here.
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  Did you win? Did you win the
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  minotaur raises?
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  Cameron: Yeah.
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  Skylar: Did you?
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  Quinn: Actually, I'm pretty sure.
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  Skylar: Were you in the top three?
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  Cameron: I. I think first, second, and
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  third were all three.
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  Skylar: Oh, okay.
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  Skylar: He looks at goes, oh, it's
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  because we had you down as
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  Feather McGregor. Feather
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  McGregor.
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  Cameron: Oh, yeah.
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  Quinn: I want my 50 gold back.
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  Skylar: He hands you the bag back.
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  Skylar: We almost had you. But I'm a
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  fair man if I'm nothing at
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  all.
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  Cameron: That's why I like you.
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  Skylar: Greece.
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  Skylar: Well, yeah, like you guys just
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  fine. What took you so long to
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  take.
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  Skylar: Me up on m. My offer?
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  Skylar: I told you guys. You guys
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  could stop by the day of the
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  thing. We've had you on this
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  back page for, like, a week.
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  Cameron: The worst fate any person can
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  go through, really. Court.
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  Skylar: Oh, I was just gonna ask if
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  you got gored by a minotaur,
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  but, yeah, that's worse.
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  Cameron: Court's way worse.
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  Skylar: Got you on the jury duty three
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  days.
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  Cameron: No, on trial.
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  Skylar: What did they get you for?
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  Cameron: What didn't they get us for?
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  But they. We all got found not
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  guilty on all charges.
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  Quinn: Really?
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  Cameron: Except for Little sauce, cuz.
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  He's a schmuck.
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  Skylar: They make you do, like,
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  community service or
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  something?
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  Cameron: We had a fight in. He had a
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  fight in the coliseum.
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  Skylar: We had a fight.
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  Skylar: Wait a minute.
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  Skylar: Were you the guy that was
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  fighting this, the allosaurus,
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  when all that crap went down?
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  Cameron: Guilty.
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  Cameron: Wow.
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  Skylar: Oh, man.
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  Quinn: My.
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  Cameron: My client did not mean that.
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  He quick. He quick dawns his
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  lawyer outfit.
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  Skylar: This cannot be used against my
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  client.
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  Quinn: I got a question for you
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  there, Grizz.
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  Skylar: Oh, sure.
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  Quinn: is, Whisper around? Whisper
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  Sprout pink?
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  Skylar: Pretty much all the above.
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  They're all in there.
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  Skylar: All right.
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  Quinn: Hey, where. Where's Whisper at
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  right now?
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  Skylar: Oh, he's probably. They're
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  probably over in one of the
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  corners. Corner tables.
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  Quinn: Of course. And I know. I know
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  you're not gonna. I know
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  you're not gonna tell me
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  because you never do. You
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  never have Gravestone around.
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  Skylar: Well, as far as anyone's
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  concerned, Gravestone's always
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  around. You just don't see
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  him.
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  Quinn: Never?
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  Skylar: Nope.
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  Quinn: Have you seen him?
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  Skylar: I see Gravestone just about
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  every day. We have a morning
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  meeting every day, prepping
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  for the club activities.
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  Quinn: You think I, You get me in as
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  a hire. Potentially a hire.
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  Skylar: You want to get a job here?
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  Quinn: a job.
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  Cameron: You know, I don't know what
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  that means.
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  Quinn: I. I'm doing air quotation.
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  Skylar: I see that. I don't know what
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  that means.
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  Quinn: I'm, don't actually. I'm not
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  actually gonna have a job. And
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  you want to meet this guy, so
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  I'm gonna do what it takes to
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  get him. Not those
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  airportations.
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  Skylar: Well, I'll see what I can do
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  for you. I tell you what. You
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  go in, you talk to. Tell. Tell
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  Dusty. Tell Dusty, about this
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  whole. That you guys were the
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  guys at the court trial. I'll
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  see what I can do as far as
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  Gravestone, but I can't make
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  any problems. He's a busy.
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  Cameron: He's a.
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  Quinn: Do you know of any activities,
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  he's been up to lately?
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  Skylar: Graystone?
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  Skylar: Yeah.
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  Cameron: Ah.
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  Skylar: Well, I mean, I know.
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  Quinn: You know.
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  Skylar: You know, that's the stuff I'm
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  not supposed to talk about.
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  Quinn: I know, but we're. We're best
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  friends here.
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  Skylar: He said I was 6 on his list.
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  Cameron: He got moved up.
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  Quinn: Hey, tell. Tell him we're
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  going out to one.
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  Cameron: I don't want to talk about
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  this stuff. It sounds boring.
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  Hey, what I do want to know
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  is, is Gavin in there?
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  Skylar: He looks at his list.
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  Skylar: I don't see a Gavin.
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  Cameron: Oh, dang it. He owes me Five,
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  Bull.
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  Skylar: Look, rock bottom's business
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  stays between the rocks. You
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  know what I mean? So, I mean,
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  unless you're gonna try to
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  join the rocks, then. but I
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  don't think we got any
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  openings right now. You know,
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  Sprout, that kid trying to get
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  on the. Trying to get on the
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  rocks, you know, he's. He's
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  trying so hard, but, you know,
• 12:40
  Graystone won't have it, so I
• 12:41
  don't think there's any
• 12:42
  openings right now. I'll be
• 12:43
  honest with you.
• 12:43
  Quinn: Sprout's a good kid.
• 12:45
  Skylar: Yeah, a little misguided, but,
• 12:47
  yeah, he's a good kid.
• 12:49
  Quinn: He just wants to be accepted.
• 12:50
  Skylar: Yep.
• 12:51
  Cameron: Yep.
• 12:52
  Skylar: Anyway, going in, like I said,
• 12:54
  let Dusty know that you guys
• 12:55
  were the guys behind the whole
• 12:56
  thing. That's hilarious.
• 12:58
  Cameron: hey, is this guy wearing a
• 12:59
  belt?
• 13:00
  Quinn: Yeah.
• 13:01
  Cameron: I'm gonna very discreetly just
• 13:04
  flick my wand at it.
• 13:05
  Skylar: Oh. To see if it falls off.
• 13:06
  Cameron: See if it falls off.
• 13:07
  Skylar: Titans.
• 13:08
  Cameron: Oh, God.
• 13:08
  Skylar: One or the other.
• 13:09
  Cameron: And he's not gonna know. Odds,
• 13:10
  Titan, evens, Loosen.
• 13:12
  Skylar: Okay.
• 13:12
  Skylar: Yeah.
• 13:12
  Skylar: as long as we establish
• 13:13
  beforehand it loosens.
• 13:15
  Skylar: He goes, whoa.
• 13:17
  Skylar: And his pants fall down onto
• 13:18
  the ground.
• 13:19
  Skylar: He goes, you know.
• 13:20
  Skylar: You know.
• 13:21
  Quinn: Got them.
• 13:23
  Skylar: You guys didn't see that?
• 13:25
  Skylar: And he looks over, and there's
• 13:26
  this entire line of people
• 13:27
  that are all just, like.
• 13:28
  Skylar: With the, like, mouths of
• 13:30
  Gape. And he's like, yeah,
• 13:31
  this isn't going.
• 13:31
  Skylar: To get you in.
• 13:34
  Quinn: Hi, my man.
• 13:35
  Skylar: All right, have a good.
• 13:36
  Skylar: He's. He's fixing his pants,
• 13:38
  man.
• 13:38
  Skylar: It just won't.
• 13:39
  Cameron: It just won't.
• 13:41
  Skylar: This is weird.
• 13:42
  Skylar: He's just holding. He's just
• 13:43
  got one, hand, like, holding
• 13:45
  his pants up. Right now.
• 13:46
  Cameron: He can't even check the list.
• 13:48
  Cameron: He doesn't know.
• 13:48
  Cameron: Oh, shoot, so many people are
• 13:50
  going to get in. We're going
• 13:51
  to be so overcrowded.
• 13:52
  Cameron: Or not get in.
• 13:53
  Quinn: No, they're just going to
• 13:54
  knock it in.
• 13:55
  Skylar: Yeah.
• 13:55
  Skylar: Nobody gets in.
• 13:56
  Cameron: Doors closed. Nobody's getting
• 13:58
  in until someone brings me a
• 13:59
  new belt. And then they get
• 14:01
  in. Everyone just takes off.
• 14:03
  Skylar: Yeah, whoever gives me your
• 14:05
  belt gets to get in.
• 14:06
  Cameron: And, like, one guy's like, oh,
• 14:07
  I'll do it.
• 14:08
  Skylar: And he just takes his belt off
• 14:10
  and hands it to him.
• 14:11
  Skylar: He's like, all right, fair is
• 14:12
  fair.
• 14:12
  Skylar: You guys head on into the. The
• 14:14
  club. And like I said, you
• 14:15
  know, it's. It's your classic,
• 14:17
  like, club scene from any
• 14:18
  movie. There's bright lights,
• 14:19
  there's throbbing music, very,
• 14:21
  like, upbeat. There's a big
• 14:23
  dance floor where there's
• 14:24
  people doing that, like, dance
• 14:25
  where you keep your elbows
• 14:26
  close because like, otherwise
• 14:28
  it's so crowded in the dance
• 14:29
  floor that you. You'd end up
• 14:30
  smacking somebody in the face
• 14:32
  if you let your hands go out
• 14:33
  too high. there's people with
• 14:35
  these, like, wands that are
• 14:37
  enchanted with the light
• 14:39
  spell. And so they just look
• 14:40
  like glow sticks, and they're
• 14:42
  just moving those around. It's
• 14:43
  the only thing that these
• 14:43
  wands do. But there's, you
• 14:46
  know, like a bunch of people
• 14:46
  have them. Some people have
• 14:48
  enchanted, like, bracelets
• 14:49
  that do the same thing, and
• 14:50
  they're just doing their
• 14:51
  dance. there's a variety of
• 14:53
  tables. They're more like
• 14:54
  booths almost, that kind of
• 14:56
  surround the dance area. And
• 14:58
  then in the back, you see sort
• 15:00
  of two hallways that lead off.
• 15:02
  One that has a sign that
• 15:03
  suggests there's restrooms
• 15:04
  down the hallway. The other
• 15:05
  one is, you're not sure about
• 15:07
  actually, if Little Sauce
• 15:09
  would know, is the, like,
• 15:10
  private rooms. And then there
• 15:12
  is a door and it just says
• 15:14
  employees only. But otherwise
• 15:16
  that's. That's a basic
• 15:16
  description. And then right as
• 15:18
  you enter, to the right of you
• 15:19
  guys, there's a nice big bar.
• 15:22
  there's stools at the bar.
• 15:23
  Obviously, there's like tons
• 15:24
  of bottles, different kinds of
• 15:26
  alcohol behind the bar. And
• 15:27
  then additionally behind the
• 15:29
  bar, you have a duer guard
• 15:30
  who's standing there and he's
• 15:32
  cleaning something up. And
• 15:33
  then there's this guy that
• 15:34
  walks up and like, motions,
• 15:36
  and so he turns around, he
• 15:37
  starts making this guy some
• 15:38
  drinks.
• 15:38
  Quinn: I'm a big, big fan of Rusty.
• 15:41
  Skylar: Right on.
• 15:42
  Quinn: Dusty.
• 15:43
  Skylar: And yeah, I was gonna say, you
• 15:44
  recognize is Rusty. Sorry, I
• 15:45
  may have said Dusty by
• 15:46
  accident. Some friend.
• 15:47
  Cameron: I tell him.
• 15:48
  Skylar: you also recognize him. He was
• 15:49
  the other guy at the Minotaur
• 15:50
  race.
• 15:51
  Cameron: You need to constantly mess up
• 15:52
  his name now. Oh, no, always
• 15:54
  something different.
• 15:55
  Skylar: Busty.
• 15:56
  Cameron: Hey, how you doing?
• 15:58
  Quinn: Busty, I think, I think.
• 16:00
  Skylar: Oh, nobody's called me Busty
• 16:01
  and Quaid sometimes. Oh, hey,
• 16:03
  I, recognize you as.
• 16:05
  Cameron: I was struggling to get on the
• 16:06
  stool.
• 16:06
  Skylar: Yeah, Climbing up all awkward.
• 16:11
  Cameron: That's me. I like one large
• 16:15
  mojito.
• 16:16
  Skylar: Oh, sure, sure.
• 16:17
  Skylar: Mojito.
• 16:18
  Skylar: Here you go.
• 16:18
  Cameron: And I don't know w. That was
• 16:20
  fast.
• 16:21
  Skylar: I've got them pre made under
• 16:22
  the bar.
• 16:24
  Cameron: That's good business, Crusty.
• 16:26
  Skylar: I'll start a tab for you boys.
• 16:28
  Quinn: I'm going to go seek out
• 16:29
  Whisper.
• 16:29
  Skylar: Okay, so you. You go off into
• 16:31
  the crowd.
• 16:31
  Quinn: If anybody wants to come with
• 16:32
  me, you can.
• 16:33
  Cameron: DEZ is going to wander into
• 16:35
  the employees only door.
• 16:37
  Cameron: Maky will grab a drink and
• 16:38
  follow Sauce. my mojit. Hey,
• 16:47
  it's on the tab. It's all
• 16:48
  good. Just get another one.
• 16:49
  Skylar: They're pre made.
• 16:50
  Cameron: He just picks one up his hand,
• 16:53
  like, fine, give me another
• 16:55
  one. keto grabs it.
• 16:56
  Skylar: Oh, come on.
• 16:58
  Cameron: Roerich looks around to make
• 17:00
  sure no one else is gonna grab
• 17:02
  it.
• 17:03
  Skylar: He's already partially. He's
• 17:05
  halfway reached under the
• 17:06
  counter.
• 17:06
  Skylar: He's like, oh, you do okay.
• 17:08
  Skylar: You do.
• 17:09
  Cameron: In his best DJ Khaled
• 17:10
  oppression. another one.
• 17:12
  Skylar: He hands you another one. So,
• 17:14
  okay, you, went with dez,
• 17:16
  right? Maki Sauce. Oh, you
• 17:18
  went with Sauce to go find.
• 17:19
  Cameron: Where'd you go? You just told
• 17:20
  my drink.
• 17:21
  Quinn: I think I just took me to.
• 17:22
  Cameron: Drink and stood there next to
• 17:23
  you.
• 17:23
  Skylar: All right, so the two of you.
• 17:24
  Skylar: That are at the bar, the doer
• 17:25
  guard, he. He leans and he
• 17:27
  says, so, what brings you boys
• 17:28
  to the bar? What took you so
• 17:29
  long?
• 17:29
  Skylar: We've been waiting for you
• 17:30
  guys.
• 17:31
  Cameron: Funny story. Yeah. Worst fate
• 17:34
  anyone can experience, really.
• 17:36
  Court duty.
• 17:37
  Skylar: Oh, court, duty.
• 17:38
  Skylar: I hate doing jury duty.
• 17:41
  Cameron: Oh, we weren't on jury. We
• 17:42
  were on trial.
• 17:43
  Skylar: Whoa.
• 17:43
  Skylar: Really defending or defending
• 17:46
  really.
• 17:46
  Cameron: Got charged with a lot of
• 17:47
  stuff. got him off on
• 17:48
  Amendment 28. That's right.
• 17:50
  Quinn: Wait, what?
• 17:51
  Cameron: You didn't.
• 17:51
  Skylar: You did the 28th Amendment?
• 17:52
  Cameron: No, just feather McGregor or
• 17:55
  little sauce. Oh, Little
• 17:56
  Souls.
• 17:56
  Skylar: Yeah, I knew that guy.
• 17:57
  Cameron: He had to do the Coliseum
• 17:58
  fight against that allosaur a
• 18:00
  couple days back.
• 18:01
  Quinn: No.
• 18:02
  Skylar: Yeah, that was him.
• 18:04
  Cameron: Yeah, that was him.
• 18:05
  Skylar: Wait a minute. All right, you
• 18:06
  gotta tell me truth. Was he
• 18:07
  the one that blew up the
• 18:08
  Coliseum?
• 18:09
  Skylar: Nope.
• 18:09
  Bill: Really?
• 18:10
  Skylar: Nope. That was a separate
• 18:11
  incident.
• 18:12
  Skylar: Yeah.
• 18:12
  Skylar: Wait a minute.
• 18:13
  Skylar: Let me ask you this.
• 18:13
  Skylar: Who fired the Arrow into the.
• 18:15
  That was.
• 18:16
  Cameron: I didn't know the rules. I'm
• 18:18
  new here. You knew that. I
• 18:19
  told you that the race.
• 18:21
  Skylar: That's true.
• 18:21
  Cameron: That's true.
• 18:22
  Skylar: Well, I wasn't at the. I
• 18:23
  wasn't at the Coliseum to warn
• 18:24
  you against it. It was a good
• 18:26
  eight. You know, if you came
• 18:27
  by the club sooner, maybe we'd
• 18:29
  be friends.
• 18:29
  Skylar: We'd be hanging out the coast.
• 18:30
  Cameron: We were friends. Well, yeah.
• 18:32
  Skylar: I mean, I'm just saying, like,
• 18:33
  we go out and do stuff.
• 18:34
  Skylar: We could have made plans.
• 18:35
  Cameron: Oh, it's true. You're
• 18:36
  probably. He's probably a lot.
• 18:38
  I'm like, looking at kiddo,
• 18:39
  he's probably a lot cooler to
• 18:41
  hang out with than little
• 18:42
  size, if you ask me. Probably
• 18:44
  we would have avoided that
• 18:45
  whole puppet fiasco mess Died.
• 18:50
  Skylar: Yeah.
• 18:51
  Cameron: Yeah, the dude cross dressed
• 18:53
  for a couple days. I did.
• 18:54
  Really silly frilly Willy Fry.
• 18:57
  Skylar: Frilly silly Will.
• 18:58
  Cameron: Eh, close enough.
• 19:00
  Skylar: Yeah.
• 19:06
  Cameron: He.
• 19:06
  Skylar: He like looks both ways and
• 19:07
  he's like.
• 19:08
  Skylar: I mean, y. We deal in a couple
• 19:10
  of things here in the club.
• 19:11
  What are you looking for? I'm
• 19:12
  usually not the guy to.
• 19:14
  Cameron: Talk to about it, but, this is
• 19:15
  not you. I think it's called
• 19:18
  Euphinage. Euphoria. Oh,
• 19:21
  spinach. Was that the stone?
• 19:22
  Quinn: No, that's.
• 19:23
  Skylar: Oh, I can't get your spinach.
• 19:24
  That's stuff pretty.
• 19:25
  Cameron: Oh, don't worry, we got plenty
• 19:27
  of it. When we beat killed.
• 19:28
  What's his name?
• 19:29
  Quinn: King.
• 19:30
  Cameron: King. King. No, Fortunate
• 19:34
  Fortunis. King M. Fortunis?
• 19:36
  Yes, we killed King Fortunis.
• 19:39
  Oh, yeah. No. Oh, yeah, we've
• 19:42
  been up.
• 19:42
  Skylar: Now I know you're yanking.
• 19:44
  Cameron: No, we've been up to a lot of
• 19:45
  height.
• 19:45
  Skylar: Now I know you're pulling me
• 19:46
  leg.
• 19:47
  Cameron: No, now I know.
• 19:48
  Skylar: Now.
• 19:49
  Skylar: Now I know you're.
• 19:49
  Skylar: You're slapping me silly.
• 19:51
  Cameron: Did I get a part of him?
• 19:53
  Didn't someone get a belt? He
• 19:55
  got his belt. Oh, wait, I took
• 19:57
  the belt, didn't I? Wait, who
• 19:58
  took the belt? Someone's
• 20:00
  wearing the belt. I might have
• 20:02
  taken and put in my bag of
• 20:03
  holding. Cuz didn't that belt
• 20:04
  replace your electric belt?
• 20:06
  Yeah, so I think Roark has it.
• 20:07
  Skylar: Oh, okay.
• 20:08
  Cameron: Cuz I wanted to take something
• 20:10
  from each monster we killed as
• 20:12
  proof in case of Hal
• 20:14
  Hippodrome showed up and be
• 20:16
  like I killed them like you
• 20:17
  told me to. So I kept the head
• 20:18
  of the. One of the heads.
• 20:20
  Skylar: Yep. Which is back at Lil
• 20:21
  Sausage's house.
• 20:21
  Cameron: Oh, it's in my bag of holding.
• 20:23
  Skylar: Oh, all right.
• 20:23
  Cameron: Everything. We captured a lot.
• 20:25
  Put it in the basement. Oh,
• 20:27
  yeah, that's. But I also kept
• 20:28
  the separate head for myself.
• 20:30
  Sure. And I also kept the belt
• 20:31
  so I had proof that I killed
• 20:33
  these things. Okay, okay, so
• 20:34
  I. I pull out the belt and I
• 20:36
  hold it up.
• 20:37
  Skylar: And he goes, no way. And he.
• 20:38
  Skylar: He takes out like one of those
• 20:39
  little like monocle things
• 20:41
  that like jewelers use. And he
• 20:42
  goes. He's looking at it.
• 20:43
  Skylar: And he goes, no, that's a
• 20:45
  genuine Fortunis belt right
• 20:47
  there.
• 20:47
  Cameron: Fortunis fortunes.
• 20:50
  Skylar: My gods.
• 20:52
  Cameron: So yeah, we got plenty of
• 20:53
  spinach.
• 20:54
  Skylar: Well, I bet you do. Hey, don't
• 20:56
  be waving that stuff around.
• 20:57
  You'll get yourself in a lot
• 20:58
  of trouble.
• 20:59
  Cameron: Oh, I don't use it. I sells
• 21:00
  it.
• 21:01
  Skylar: Well, don't do that here.
• 21:02
  Cameron: Or was it planning on it?
• 21:03
  Skylar: Moonglow will be on your butt
• 21:05
  about that moonhole.
• 21:06
  Skylar: Got it.
• 21:07
  Cameron: Okay. so. And he looks at
• 21:09
  Kido. He goes, I don't
• 21:10
  remember why we were here.
• 21:12
  Looking for Euphoria. Ah, we
• 21:13
  don't want. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 21:15
  Is it out loud? Really loud.
• 21:17
  Skylar: Hold on there. You shouldn't
• 21:19
  be here. Looking for eu. Let
• 21:21
  me tell you, you won't find
• 21:22
  Euphoria here. Gravestone has
• 21:24
  explicitly banned any
• 21:27
  euphoria, in Rock Bottom's
• 21:28
  club.
• 21:29
  Cameron: Oh, that's important to know.
• 21:30
  Who's Gravestone?
• 21:31
  Skylar: He's the boss. He's the enemy.
• 21:33
  Cameron: Okay. Oh, he runs the club.
• 21:34
  Skylar: Yeah, he runs the club. And he
• 21:36
  explicitly says every. Every
• 21:38
  morning. During our morning
• 21:40
  meetings, he explicitly
• 21:42
  reminds us, I, don't want a
• 21:44
  sea. Any euphoria in this
• 21:46
  club.
• 21:47
  Cameron: So.
• 21:47
  Quinn: Non euphoria.
• 21:48
  Cameron: 20% markup on spinach. Well,
• 21:51
  among other drugs, spinach is
• 21:53
  pretty.
• 21:54
  Skylar: Recognizably, banned across
• 21:56
  all of Iowa. Numis. Euphoria
• 21:59
  is a bit new. And so, the
• 22:01
  rules. I mean, it's illegal,
• 22:03
  but I just mean, like, in the.
• 22:05
  In the down low, right? It's a
• 22:07
  little bit, unregulated.
• 22:09
  Cameron: Yeah, but I don't.
• 22:10
  Skylar: The gravestones made his
• 22:11
  stance pretty. Pretty
• 22:15
  poignant.
• 22:15
  Cameron: I'll be honest. I don't
• 22:17
  remember why we're here.
• 22:19
  Quinn: Kido.
• 22:19
  Skylar: Do you?
• 22:20
  Skylar: Why do you want we? You're
• 22:21
  trying to get Euphoria.
• 22:23
  Cameron: We were trying to track down
• 22:25
  someone. I don't really know.
• 22:28
  This is all has to do. Yet
• 22:30
  again, we are stuck on another
• 22:31
  little sauce adventure. I
• 22:33
  never know where we're going
• 22:35
  with these things, and I only
• 22:37
  do it because I'm bored, and
• 22:38
  it usually leads to me killing
• 22:39
  something. And so that's why
• 22:41
  I'm here.
• 22:42
  Skylar: Well, there's always plenty of
• 22:43
  people here at Rockbotun.
• 22:45
  Cameron: Oh, to kill.
• 22:46
  Skylar: Oh, well, maybe.
• 22:48
  Cameron: Are there bounties? Oh, we
• 22:50
  could pick up a bounty. I
• 22:51
  haven't done that area.
• 22:52
  Skylar: If you want to get bounties,
• 22:53
  you'd be better off probably
• 22:54
  at the Mercenaries Guild.
• 22:57
  Skylar: But with that being said, I
• 22:59
  mean, there's. There's so
• 23:00
  much.
• 23:00
  Cameron: What if we became. And, I'm
• 23:01
  pointing at Kido and do this
• 23:03
  wobble became hitman for
• 23:04
  Gravestone. Well, I could do
• 23:07
  some hitting. Where are the
• 23:08
  two strongest members of the
• 23:10
  group?
• 23:10
  Skylar: To be honest, I'm not saying
• 23:11
  it's a bad idea. And I'm not
• 23:13
  saying that Gravestone one
• 23:14
  doesn't have need for, an
• 23:15
  occasional orphan. but with
• 23:17
  that being said, I don't know
• 23:18
  if there's any openings in the
• 23:20
  Rocks right now. We got,
• 23:21
  Cameron: Well, we're really good at
• 23:23
  making openings.
• 23:24
  Skylar: Are you saying you've got to
• 23:25
  kill members?
• 23:26
  Cameron: No, I wouldn't say. I wouldn't
• 23:28
  say that.
• 23:29
  Skylar: Well, I hope you're not.
• 23:31
  Skylar: I'm a member of the Rocks,
• 23:32
  sir.
• 23:33
  Cameron: Wouldn't start with you to be.
• 23:34
  Skylar: Well, you wouldn't start with
• 23:35
  me, would you? End with me.
• 23:37
  Cameron: I'm joking. Just joking. I'm
• 23:41
  just joking.
• 23:41
  Skylar: You're just poking my m.
• 23:42
  Tummy.
• 23:43
  Cameron: Oh, yes, that's right. Get
• 23:44
  busty.
• 23:46
  Skylar: You're just sticking your
• 23:47
  finger in me nose. Okay, hold
• 23:50
  on now.
• 23:51
  Skylar: It's a, euphemism. It's not
• 23:53
  literal.
• 23:53
  Cameron: I'm new.
• 23:53
  Skylar: Yeah, well, let me tell you
• 23:55
  these. If you're looking for
• 23:56
  some kind of work, maybe in a
• 23:57
  little bit down low again, I
• 24:00
  mean, there's plenty of people
• 24:01
  you could talk to here. Right
• 24:02
  here at the Rock Bottoms.
• 24:03
  probably here tonight. In
• 24:04
  fact, Oh, let's see. You got.
• 24:08
  Well, whisper.
• 24:09
  Cameron: No, I mean, like, tell me the
• 24:12
  name of the coolest one and
• 24:13
  I'll just go directly to them
• 24:14
  because don't waste my time
• 24:16
  naming multiple names. I'll
• 24:17
  forget all of them but the
• 24:18
  cool one.
• 24:19
  Skylar: That's really tricky to say.
• 24:21
  Dino.
• 24:21
  Cameron: Dino is Dino.
• 24:23
  Skylar: Sounds pretty cool guy.
• 24:24
  Cameron: What do you think, Kido? Dino
• 24:25
  sounds.
• 24:25
  Skylar: He's a smuggler.
• 24:27
  Cameron: Oh, I used to be a smuggler.
• 24:29
  Skylar: Oh, well, there you go.
• 24:30
  Skylar: It's perfect.
• 24:31
  Cameron: Back when I was a pirate, if I
• 24:33
  had a nickel for every time
• 24:34
  you talked about your pirate
• 24:36
  life, you'd be a rich. I'd be
• 24:37
  out of this pocket dimension.
• 24:39
  Skylar: What's a nickel?
• 24:40
  Cameron: I think you mean copper piece.
• 24:41
  That's. I think that's how the
• 24:43
  expression goes. If I had a
• 24:44
  copper piece.
• 24:45
  Skylar: I'll tell you what. If you
• 24:46
  want to talk to Dino, you give
• 24:47
  it about, like, three minutes,
• 24:48
  he'll be right back over here
• 24:49
  at the bar. He's a heavy
• 24:51
  drinker.
• 24:52
  Cameron: Oh, fine. That's. I wasn't
• 24:53
  planning on leaving here
• 24:54
  anyways.
• 24:55
  Skylar: Perfect.
• 24:55
  Cameron: Well, Roerich will match him
• 24:57
  one for one. That's not true.
• 24:59
  I used to. Back when I was.
• 25:01
  See that anymore.
• 25:03
  Skylar: All right. Myself, I don't
• 25:05
  drink. I'm six years older.
• 25:06
  Cameron: Good for you.
• 25:07
  Skylar: Thank you. Thank you.
• 25:08
  Skylar: Not that I'm counting.
• 25:09
  Cameron: Well, that's fine. Yeah.
• 25:10
  Skylar: I just want to make sure
• 25:11
  that's emphasized.
• 25:11
  Cameron: Hey, whatever gets those
• 25:13
  steps.
• 25:13
  Skylar: That's right. That's right.
• 25:14
  Good friend, Grizzle Tooth out
• 25:16
  there. He's. He keeps me
• 25:17
  honest.
• 25:18
  Cameron: He's a nice guy.
• 25:19
  Skylar: Oh, he's the best guy. He's my
• 25:20
  best friend.
• 25:21
  Cameron: How many people does he knock
• 25:22
  out on a regular basis? Yeah,
• 25:24
  well, quite a few. Oh, that's
• 25:25
  cool.
• 25:26
  Skylar: Yeah, he. He's always got my
• 25:27
  back. I've got his back. We've
• 25:28
  gotten in a.
• 25:29
  Cameron: How many guys knockout on a
• 25:30
  regular basis?
• 25:31
  Skylar: Probably a good dozen.
• 25:32
  Skylar: Wait, on a nightly basis?
• 25:33
  Cameron: Yeah.
• 25:35
  Skylar: Yeah, about a dozen.
• 25:36
  Cameron: This club's great.
• 25:37
  Skylar: You get the. You get these
• 25:38
  troublemakers that come up
• 25:39
  here. They order something
• 25:40
  absolutely ridiculous, and
• 25:41
  then they're all snooty about
• 25:42
  it, and you just got to punch
• 25:43
  them in the face, you know?
• 25:44
  Cameron: And Rorg, like, kind of stands
• 25:46
  up on his stool and, like,
• 25:47
  puffs out his chest a little.
• 25:48
  Let me see how nice
• 25:50
  intimidating this looks. Yeah,
• 25:52
  that's an 11. You think I
• 25:53
  would make a ideal, bouncer
• 25:55
  for this club?
• 25:57
  Skylar: Well, if you killed King
• 25:58
  Fortunes and you wore his
• 26:00
  belt, you might just fit in.
• 26:03
  Cameron: Look at that. Of course, I
• 26:05
  wasn't the one that based it
• 26:07
  in melee combat. I did mostly
• 26:09
  range, you know.
• 26:11
  Skylar: You know, we tried. We tried
• 26:12
  once upon a time. While,
• 26:14
  Grizzletooth and I were on
• 26:15
  vacation, they tried to do a
• 26:16
  ranged bouncer.
• 26:18
  Cameron: That doesn't work.
• 26:18
  Skylar: Doesn't work. Does not work.
• 26:20
  Cameron: That's why Keto here, he's the
• 26:23
  muscle. Yeah, I'm the brain,
• 26:25
  all right.
• 26:26
  Skylar: Brains in the brawny.
• 26:27
  Cameron: Look, he looks so happy about
• 26:29
  this. I'll let it slide a hell
• 26:30
  of.
• 26:31
  Skylar: A smolder, that's for sure.
• 26:32
  Cameron: He practices in the Mayor.
• 26:34
  Skylar: All right, so with that, I'm
• 26:36
  gonna cut over to dez, who's
• 26:38
  making his way towards the
• 26:40
  employee only's area.
• 26:42
  Cameron: Strutting through the door.
• 26:46
  Skylar: Well, it's locked.
• 26:47
  Cameron: Oh, it's locked.
• 26:48
  Skylar: As per.
• 26:48
  Skylar: You know, any employee.
• 26:49
  Cameron: Only door m. Can I pick the
• 26:53
  lock?
• 26:53
  Skylar: Do you have lock picking
• 26:54
  stuff?
• 26:55
  Cameron: Thought so.
• 26:55
  Cameron: Let me look at my. My bag.
• 26:57
  Skylar: Look at this backpack. Take a
• 26:59
  little peek in your pouch.
• 27:02
  Bill: You know what?
• 27:03
  Skylar: I don't.
• 27:04
  Cameron: I don't have any lock picking
• 27:05
  kits.
• 27:06
  Skylar: Angry doesn't have lock pick.
• 27:07
  Skylar: He just punches the door.
• 27:10
  Skylar: Dang it.
• 27:10
  Cameron: Let me end.
• 27:11
  Skylar: I will say though, again, to
• 27:13
  your right, the bathroom area
• 27:15
  for whatever excitement that
• 27:17
  might suggest. And then to
• 27:19
  your left is, you. Actually.
• 27:20
  You look down the left hallway
• 27:22
  and you notice that what it
• 27:23
  is, is, several curtained
• 27:25
  rooms, okay? Sort of like
• 27:27
  private rooms that people can
• 27:29
  have for, like, private doing,
• 27:31
  like, who knows what kind of
• 27:32
  dealings or whatever go on
• 27:34
  behind those curtains.
• 27:35
  Cameron: There's a lockdown walk down
• 27:37
  the private alley.
• 27:38
  Quinn: Okay?
• 27:38
  Cameron: You know, ooze, got cape.
• 27:42
  Cameron: It's a. It's a bunch of
• 27:43
  curtained off rooms, right?
• 27:45
  Skylar: Yeah.
• 27:45
  Cameron: I'm gonna peek, through a
• 27:47
  curtain. Let's say it's a long
• 27:48
  hallway, right?
• 27:49
  Skylar: Okay.
• 27:49
  Skylar: Yeah.
• 27:50
  Cameron: Third curtain on the left.
• 27:52
  Quinn: All right.
• 27:53
  Skylar: Third curtain on the left.
• 27:54
  Quinn: Yeah.
• 27:55
  Cameron: Come up with that one. DM on
• 27:57
  the fly, dude.
• 27:58
  Skylar: On the fly.
• 27:58
  Skylar: It's the mayor.
• 28:00
  Cameron: It's the mayor in a Scandalous
• 28:03
  Husband.
• 28:05
  Skylar: okay.
• 28:05
  Quinn: Yeah.
• 28:05
  Skylar: You peek your head through the
• 28:07
  third one. You see a. Oh, is a
• 28:09
  female duergar.
• 28:11
  Cameron: Okay.
• 28:11
  Skylar: And she has this, like, huge
• 28:14
  stack of papers in front of
• 28:16
  her. And she has one paper,
• 28:18
  and she's just, like,
• 28:19
  furiously scribbling away. And
• 28:22
  then she sets it aside, and
• 28:23
  then she grabs another one off
• 28:24
  the top of the. The stack. And
• 28:26
  then she's furiously doing
• 28:27
  that. And you notice that she
• 28:29
  has a paper that's in front of
• 28:31
  where she's, like, doing all
• 28:32
  the scribbling and stuff. And
• 28:34
  you glance in and you can see
• 28:36
  that it looks like she's
• 28:37
  duplicating whatever that one
• 28:40
  main document is.
• 28:41
  Quinn: Okay.
• 28:42
  Skylar: She's just making, like,
• 28:42
  duplicate copies of these. And
• 28:44
  she's like, in her. She's
• 28:46
  like, in the zone. She doesn't
• 28:48
  even notice that you're.
• 28:49
  Cameron: I want that original copy. I
• 28:51
  want that. I want that copy.
• 28:53
  Skylar: Oh, my gosh.
• 28:55
  Quinn: Here's,
• 28:55
  Skylar: And I have to come up with
• 28:56
  what it is.
• 28:59
  Cameron: Here's what I'm going to do.
• 29:00
  All right, I'm going to throw,
• 29:02
  first of all, bag, of tricks.
• 29:05
  Cameron: Oh, I'm going to my.
• 29:08
  Cameron: My best distraction. I'm going
• 29:10
  to throw a fuzzy ball. Bag of
• 29:13
  tricks.
• 29:13
  Skylar: Yes.
• 29:13
  Cameron: I'm going to aim the ball
• 29:15
  behind her. It's a small room,
• 29:17
  but it's still, like, in the
• 29:18
  corner behind her.
• 29:19
  Quinn: Sure.
• 29:19
  Cameron: and it spawns a ax beak.
• 29:23
  Skylar: Oh, my gosh. With wings in the
• 29:26
  room.
• 29:27
  Cameron: and when that spawns, DEZ is
• 29:28
  also going to just snatch.
• 29:30
  Skylar: Wait, just lunging and.
• 29:32
  Cameron: Yeah, dez, like, locks in,
• 29:35
  right? He locks in. He's got
• 29:36
  his superpowers.
• 29:37
  Skylar: And he just goes, absolutely.
• 29:39
  All right, do me a stealth
• 29:42
  with advantage. Since you
• 29:56
  created a distraction.
• 29:58
  Cameron: Oh.
• 29:58
  Quinn: Oh.
• 29:59
  Cameron: 25.
• 30:00
  Skylar: Holy crap. Okay.
• 30:01
  Skylar: Yeah.
• 30:02
  Skylar: You snatched that document
• 30:04
  while your, ax beak is just in
• 30:06
  the corner, just, like,
• 30:07
  squawking and flapping its
• 30:09
  arms. And as it does, like,
• 30:10
  the papers are starting to,
• 30:12
  like, get hit by the. The air.
• 30:13
  That's that it's moving,
• 30:15
  scattering them. And so she's
• 30:16
  freaking out between, like,
• 30:17
  what, like, trying to stop
• 30:19
  this ax beat and call it. And
• 30:20
  Trying to, like, stop the
• 30:21
  papers from getting all mixed
• 30:22
  up at the same time. But,
• 30:24
  yeah, you managed to snatch it
• 30:25
  and get back behind the
• 30:26
  curtain before she notices.
• 30:28
  Quinn: That's right.
• 30:28
  Cameron: I'm just gonna. You know what,
• 30:29
  with that said, I'm just gonna
• 30:30
  go back out to the dance
• 30:31
  floor.
• 30:32
  Skylar: Okay, you've got the document,
• 30:33
  whatever it is.
• 30:33
  Cameron: I've got whatever this is.
• 30:35
  What is it, by the way?
• 30:36
  Skylar: It is. It is a whole bunch of
• 30:39
  stock certificates.
• 30:41
  Cameron: yes.
• 30:41
  Skylar: Okay, I will get back to you
• 30:43
  on what the company is.
• 30:44
  Cameron: You got it.
• 30:44
  Skylar: But I definitely have a
• 30:46
  company in mind.
• 30:47
  Cameron: But I have the only legitimate
• 30:48
  one, technically.
• 30:49
  Quinn: Yeah, yeah, you do.
• 30:51
  Skylar: That's true. This was the. The
• 30:53
  legit copy. So, yes, you have
• 30:55
  the one actual real stock for
• 30:58
  whatever this company is.
• 30:58
  Cameron: Perfect.
• 30:59
  Skylar: All right, jumping over to the
• 31:01
  two of you that are apparently
• 31:03
  looking for Whisper.
• 31:05
  Cameron: Right?
• 31:05
  Quinn: Yes. Yes, I am.
• 31:07
  Skylar: Yes, you are. All right, so
• 31:09
  what are you doing in order to
• 31:11
  find Whisper?
• 31:12
  Quinn: I mean, I know where he's
• 31:13
  going to be. He's in the
• 31:14
  corner generally, and that's
• 31:15
  where he says he's going to
• 31:16
  be. So I'm just gonna go over
• 31:18
  to Whisper.
• 31:18
  Cameron: I wonder if Whisper doesn't
• 31:20
  like you very much.
• 31:21
  Skylar: Whisper sitting in the corner,
• 31:22
  at one of the booths here at
• 31:24
  the club. And they are
• 31:27
  chatting with, there's an
• 31:29
  individual, there's like a
• 31:30
  big, like, bulky dude, let's
• 31:33
  say a Goliath that sits at his
• 31:34
  side on one side. And you know
• 31:36
  that that's kind of his
• 31:37
  bodyguard, right?
• 31:37
  Quinn: That's the guy that's names.
• 31:40
  Jeremy.
• 31:41
  Skylar: That's the Jeremy that
• 31:42
  everybody keeps talking about.
• 31:44
  Jeremy is sitting at his side,
• 31:45
  and then he seems to be,
• 31:47
  chatting with a person with,
• 31:49
  like, a hooded cloak. And he,
• 31:52
  he like writes something down
• 31:54
  on a paper, and then he hands
• 31:55
  it to him. And then you see
• 31:57
  them slide a small, sack of
• 31:59
  coins to Whisper. And then
• 32:02
  they get up with that piece of
• 32:03
  paper and they head out. And
• 32:04
  then Whisper turns to look at
• 32:05
  you. Keep in mind, this is a
• 32:05
  kobold. So they're pretty
• 32:06
  small. Fatty Lunkin's
• 32:08
  character is a, ah, kobold. So
• 32:10
  you're, you know, you're kind
• 32:11
  of aware they're smaller, you
• 32:12
  know, so he looks, he looks
• 32:13
  over at you and.
• 32:14
  Bill: He says, oh, little sauce.
• 32:17
  What, ah, what brings you
• 32:18
  here? Hopefully not after one
• 32:20
  of my clients.
• 32:21
  Quinn: Again, it's all business.
• 32:24
  Bill: Hey, I mean, who am I to, deny
• 32:27
  that statement?
• 32:28
  Quinn: We're here looking for, some
• 32:30
  people.
• 32:30
  Bill: Selling some, euphoria here.
• 32:35
  Rock bottoms. I thought I
• 32:37
  Thought Gravestone had said
• 32:39
  that. That was a pretty big
• 32:40
  no.
• 32:41
  Quinn: No, that's what I've heard,
• 32:43
  too.
• 32:44
  Bill: M. Interesting.
• 32:45
  Quinn: But I'm also hearing there's a
• 32:47
  big shipment coming in here
• 32:49
  tonight.
• 32:50
  Bill: Really? A big transaction, you
• 32:53
  say?
• 32:53
  Quinn: That's why we're here?
• 32:55
  Bill: M. Well, I might know a little
• 32:58
  something about that, am I
• 33:02
  not? Yeah, that's kind of how
• 33:03
  this works. How I.
• 33:05
  Quinn: That's.
• 33:05
  Bill: That's how it goes with every.
• 33:07
  Everything that I may or may
• 33:09
  not know is that I may or may
• 33:11
  not know it. For the great
• 33:12
  price.
• 33:13
  Quinn: Can you use for the equation
• 33:14
  at all to be like, you know,
• 33:17
  hey, if he's doing behind the
• 33:19
  back deals now of Euphoria,
• 33:20
  when it's saying it's strictly
• 33:21
  illegal in the club here.
• 33:23
  Skylar: You can try. You can certainly
• 33:25
  try.
• 33:25
  Quinn: So we're gonna. We're
• 33:26
  arranged. Chart.
• 33:26
  Cameron: Yeah.
• 33:27
  Skylar: Rolled Persuasion.
• 33:27
  Quinn: well, let's just say this. If
• 33:29
  he is going to be selling
• 33:31
  Euphoria behind your back,
• 33:33
  what's happening? It's illegal
• 33:35
  to add here in the club itself
• 33:37
  with. How is he going to screw
• 33:38
  you?
• 33:39
  Bill: Let me, Let me see, let me
• 33:40
  see. Two things to that. First
• 33:41
  of all, you said it's a he,
• 33:43
  which is interesting. Do you,
• 33:44
  do you already have
• 33:45
  information?
• 33:46
  Quinn: I have information that deals
• 33:47
  are going down tonight.
• 33:48
  Bill: Oh, so you don't know it's he.
• 33:51
  Quinn: Pooh.
• 33:52
  Bill: This person, you're saying is
• 33:53
  gonna be doing some big drug,
• 33:56
  drop or whatever.
• 33:57
  Quinn: Gravestone.
• 33:58
  Skylar: Yeah.
• 33:58
  Cameron: It's pretty brave of you to
• 33:59
  assume that it's a man.
• 34:01
  Bill: Yeah, that's what I'm getting
• 34:03
  at. You said he specifically.
• 34:05
  So do you know something?
• 34:06
  Because the more you can give
• 34:08
  me in. In the form of
• 34:11
  information and money, the
• 34:13
  more I can give back to you.
• 34:15
  Quinn: It's really them.
• 34:17
  Bill: Oh, again, you know this.
• 34:19
  Quinn: No, I don't. That's what I'm
• 34:20
  saying. Is they them? I guess.
• 34:22
  Bill: Oh, you're saying it's
• 34:23
  ambiguous.
• 34:23
  Quinn: It could be a he, it could be
• 34:25
  a she, it could be an it.
• 34:27
  Skylar: So you.
• 34:27
  Bill: You know nothing is what
• 34:28
  you're saying.
• 34:29
  Quinn: No, I know there's a deal
• 34:30
  going down in there. Right,
• 34:31
  right.
• 34:31
  Bill: But you don't know anything
• 34:32
  about who.
• 34:32
  Quinn: It could have, who it could
• 34:34
  possibly be.
• 34:35
  Bill: Oh, who do you think it is?
• 34:36
  Quinn: Well, I think definitely.
• 34:37
  Well, obviously the rocks have
• 34:39
  something to do with it.
• 34:40
  Bill: You think the rocks. Let me
• 34:42
  tell you, the rocks are pretty
• 34:45
  loyal to Gravestone. I don't
• 34:47
  think that if Gravestone made
• 34:48
  it.
• 34:49
  Quinn: I can you that, I also can
• 34:50
  tell you pretty positive.
• 34:53
  Cameron: Yeah.
• 34:53
  Quinn: That the, Give me one Second.
• 34:55
  Bill: Of course, of course. Take
• 34:56
  your time. It's not like I'm
• 34:57
  doing business here. Sir,
• 34:59
  excuse me. it'll be just a
• 35:00
  moment. He's got.
• 35:02
  Cameron: Oh, the.
• 35:02
  Bill: Oh, the legion. Well, okay,
• 35:04
  hold on. How is this, you
• 35:05
  saying this is all connected
• 35:06
  to the legionnaires?
• 35:07
  Quinn: What makes you think that I
• 35:08
  think the legionnaires are.
• 35:10
  There's a little pile. I give
• 35:12
  you a little information, you
• 35:13
  give me a little information.
• 35:16
  Bill: You know that I can be a
• 35:17
  little bit tricky.
• 35:18
  Skylar: Roll me the persuasion trap.
• 35:19
  Quinn: 14.
• 35:20
  Bill: All right, I tell you what. If
• 35:22
  you've got information on the
• 35:23
  legionnaires, I might have a
• 35:25
  little bit of information on
• 35:27
  your suspect. So, yeah, we
• 35:30
  could make a bit of a trade
• 35:31
  here.
• 35:31
  Quinn: All right. Do you know
• 35:32
  anything about magical bones?
• 35:34
  Bill: any particular context?
• 35:37
  Quinn: What was it? What's the guy's
• 35:38
  name? Eradicus. Okay, out of
• 35:40
  game here. Rack has to sell in
• 35:42
  the bones to.
• 35:43
  Skylar: Well, yes, was requested for
• 35:45
  bones from.
• 35:46
  Quinn: A third Rare Crest is
• 35:47
  requesting bones.
• 35:49
  Skylar: From the cloak figures, which
• 35:50
  technically, you've seen.
• 35:51
  Quinn: We went to the cloak figures
• 35:53
  and found out that they're
• 35:54
  selling Euphoria at this pub.
• 35:56
  Skylar: Right? Or they have somebody
• 35:57
  that is.
• 35:58
  Quinn: At least from. We hear that
• 36:00
  from the figures themselves.
• 36:02
  Skylar: You saw, Well, you have the.
• 36:03
  We have the Atticus. And then
• 36:06
  you also saw on the map that
• 36:08
  said that somebody here was
• 36:09
  selling Euphoria.
• 36:10
  Quinn: So it's all connected some
• 36:11
  way, shape or form.
• 36:12
  Skylar: Right?
• 36:13
  Quinn: So legionnaires are searching
• 36:15
  out and ran if he's a
• 36:17
  legionnaire, right.
• 36:17
  Skylar: Or he was like, contracted by
• 36:20
  the well. And again, you're
• 36:21
  assuming that the cloaked
• 36:22
  figures are the legionnaires,
• 36:24
  which I'm not saying. Yes.
• 36:25
  Skylar: Right now.
• 36:26
  Quinn: They're working.
• 36:27
  Skylar: They're working.
• 36:28
  Quinn: Okay, So I tell him. I tell
• 36:30
  him everything. And all the
• 36:30
  legionnaires potentially
• 36:32
  working with at this guy named
• 36:33
  Radicus, this bones, we. Some
• 36:36
  hooded figures. And we saw
• 36:38
  that there is a big deal going
• 36:40
  down tonight in their back
• 36:41
  room. We escaped. You know,
• 36:43
  we. We didn't can, you know,
• 36:45
  confront them at all. So
• 36:46
  there's. There's. There's big
• 36:47
  things going down in this
• 36:49
  city. And the city is going to
• 36:50
  crumble if we don't figure
• 36:52
  out, you know, there's big
• 36:53
  things about to go down. And I
• 36:54
  feel like you and I working
• 36:56
  together right now is going to
• 36:58
  not only save this city, but
• 37:01
  save your life potentially,
• 37:03
  too. There's big deals going
• 37:04
  down, big things that people
• 37:05
  aren't talking about. And
• 37:06
  we're trying to get to the
• 37:07
  bottom of it. Blank space. I'm
• 37:09
  sure You've heard. Everybody
• 37:10
  knows about it. Everybody.
• 37:12
  Everybody knows about it now.
• 37:13
  Knows about the seat. They
• 37:14
  don't know that I was. Not
• 37:15
  everybody knows that I was a
• 37:18
  member necessarily. You do? Of
• 37:19
  course. But yeah, it's not.
• 37:21
  It's not necessarily. I'm not
• 37:23
  obviously not a member. Now
• 37:24
  I'm doing this.
• 37:25
  Bill: I'm impressed that you still
• 37:26
  lie. Life after what I. Mike,
• 37:29
  My informants told me about
• 37:30
  what happened there. It was a
• 37:33
  massacre, to say the least.
• 37:35
  Yeah.
• 37:35
  Cameron: Oh my God.
• 37:36
  Quinn: I can't tell you about my best
• 37:38
  friend secretary.
• 37:39
  Cameron: They literally.
• 37:40
  Quinn: They literally cut her toes
• 37:41
  off. Put them through a meat
• 37:43
  grinder.
• 37:44
  Bill: They had a meat grinder on
• 37:46
  site?
• 37:47
  Quinn: We had one.
• 37:50
  Cameron: The bling.
• 37:50
  Skylar: The famous blank space cookout
• 37:52
  where they. They just start
• 37:53
  shoving meat into a meat
• 37:54
  grinder.
• 37:55
  Quinn: We ground our own meat. Every
• 37:56
  cookout. And then they. They
• 37:58
  skinned her.
• 37:59
  Skylar: They use the grinder on her
• 38:00
  skin too?
• 38:01
  Quinn: No, they use a cheese grater.
• 38:02
  This is terrible.
• 38:03
  Bill: I might be an information
• 38:05
  broker, but this is far more
• 38:06
  information than I ever wanted
• 38:08
  to know.
• 38:08
  Quinn: I just. I miss her so much.
• 38:10
  Cameron: I loved her, man.
• 38:11
  Bill: I'm sorry.
• 38:11
  Bill: Look, I'm sorry.
• 38:12
  Quinn: She made me cookies, Rose.
• 38:14
  Bill: Oh, well. No cookies now, I
• 38:16
  suppose.
• 38:17
  Quinn: New hand me cookies.
• 38:18
  Bill: No, I don't have cookies.
• 38:19
  Sorry. I don't think they sell
• 38:21
  cookies here. Mostly just
• 38:22
  drinks.
• 38:22
  Quinn: What about cookie flavored
• 38:23
  drink?
• 38:24
  Bill: They might have those
• 38:25
  actually.
• 38:26
  Cameron: Dude, later.
• 38:27
  Bill: Rusty is a hell of a drink
• 38:29
  maker.
• 38:29
  Quinn: Anyways.
• 38:30
  Bill: Anyways, man, you gave me.
• 38:31
  Skylar: You gave me quite a bit.
• 38:32
  Bill: Okay. I. I'm honestly at a
• 38:34
  point where I'm like. I start
• 38:35
  to feel bad that I haven't
• 38:36
  given you anything because
• 38:37
  this is. This is a lot of
• 38:38
  information. There's some key
• 38:40
  details in here that I didn't
• 38:42
  know. And, I'm glad I know.
• 38:44
  And then there's also some key
• 38:45
  details you throw in then. I
• 38:46
  wish I didn't know. but that's
• 38:48
  beside the point. So, you're
• 38:49
  looking for somebody selling
• 38:50
  euphoria around here.
• 38:51
  Skylar: Okay.
• 38:52
  Bill: do you got a name?
• 38:53
  Quinn: I'm assuming that Engravestone
• 38:55
  has.
• 38:56
  Bill: You keep making assumptions.
• 38:57
  Skylar: I know.
• 38:57
  Quinn: I don't think I do have a.
• 38:58
  Bill: Name that would help a lot.
• 39:00
  McCool. M. McCool. I've heard
• 39:02
  that name here before,
• 39:03
  actually. Somebody. Somebody
• 39:04
  uses that. I tell you what.
• 39:06
  Skylar: And he scribbles onto a piece
• 39:08
  of.
• 39:08
  Bill: Paper and he says, take this
• 39:10
  over to Slick. Slick knows the
• 39:13
  people here. Slick knows about
• 39:14
  the titles of people that are
• 39:17
  involved here. Slick would
• 39:19
  know if there's a, McCool that
• 39:22
  attends his Club Slick knows
• 39:24
  exactly who it is. You go talk
• 39:26
  to him.
• 39:26
  Quinn: Who is with me?
• 39:27
  Skylar: Marky.
• 39:28
  Cameron: Yeah, Marky's just standing
• 39:30
  there, standing there,
• 39:31
  drinking his mojito.
• 39:34
  Skylar: He is his lawyer, so, you
• 39:35
  know, it's good that he's on
• 39:36
  retainer.
• 39:37
  Quinn: Hey, yeah, this is my lawyer,
• 39:39
  by the way.
• 39:40
  Bill: Oh, nice to meet you.
• 39:41
  Skylar: Along a man of the law.
• 39:43
  Bill: Another man of the law, I
• 39:44
  guess.
• 39:45
  Skylar: Yep.
• 39:45
  Cameron: Also a part time judge.
• 39:47
  Cameron: Really?
• 39:49
  Bill: They elected you to the court?
• 39:50
  Skylar: Say judge, jury, and
• 39:52
  executioner.
• 39:53
  Cameron: He has done that, too. More of
• 39:56
  that. I. I serve in the
• 39:58
  people's court, if you will.
• 40:00
  Bill: Oh, interesting. Interesting.
• 40:02
  One of those, like, guys, that
• 40:05
  deal with, like, the small,
• 40:06
  Small claims courts. You're
• 40:08
  the guy that hands out divorce
• 40:09
  papers and stuff.
• 40:11
  Skylar: Yeah.
• 40:12
  Skylar: Arbitration arbitration.
• 40:13
  Bill: Yeah, I like that. Okay, well,
• 40:15
  hey, it's great to meet you.
• 40:17
  I'll have to come find you if
• 40:18
  I, ever need any information
• 40:19
  or what's going on in small
• 40:20
  claims court, because I got
• 40:22
  some clients that deal, within
• 40:24
  those kind of areas. You know,
• 40:26
  guys trying to divorce their
• 40:27
  wives. Guy who thinks that
• 40:29
  another dude smashed his cart
• 40:31
  and wants to know who might
• 40:32
  have done it, you know?
• 40:33
  Cameron: Yeah. Neighbor touches your
• 40:36
  cat inappropriately.
• 40:38
  Bill: You know, it's interesting you
• 40:39
  say that, because two nights
• 40:41
  ago I had a guy who was like,
• 40:43
  all right, well, I appreciate
• 40:44
  you. Yeah. yeah, thanks for
• 40:46
  stopping by. Go talk to Slick
• 40:48
  Mario.
• 40:48
  Quinn: Let's go talk to Slick.
• 40:50
  Skylar: real quick, what are the rest
• 40:51
  of you. Ah, you guys are at
• 40:52
  the bar still?
• 40:53
  Cameron: yeah, waiting for Dino.
• 40:54
  Skylar: Yeah.
• 40:55
  Skylar: Okay, so.
• 40:55
  Cameron: So a couple.
• 40:56
  Skylar: A couple of minutes later,
• 40:57
  this lizard folk dude just
• 41:00
  comes slamming into the bar,
• 41:03
  and he's like, I didn't come.
• 41:05
  Skylar: Up with a voice for this guy.
• 41:10
  Skylar: Yeah, Rusty, this. I need
• 41:15
  another heater.
• 41:17
  Cameron: Okay, new best friend.
• 41:23
  Bill: You know what?
• 41:23
  Quinn: Let's.
• 41:24
  Skylar: Let's just cut the bull crap.
• 41:26
  Give me two.
• 41:27
  Skylar: And the duer guy, Rusty is
• 41:29
  standing there and he goes,
• 41:30
  oh, you.
• 41:31
  Skylar: Know, the limit's only one at
• 41:32
  a time.
• 41:33
  Skylar: I can't give you two. I can't.
• 41:34
  I can't let you go out there.
• 41:35
  Skylar: Double double fisting drinks.
• 41:37
  Cameron: The. He has bro mojito. You
• 41:39
  can have mine.
• 41:40
  Skylar: Oh, now here's a standard guy
• 41:42
  right here. Hey, wait a
• 41:43
  minute. These are empty.
• 41:45
  Cameron: Oh, did you know they do
• 41:46
  cookie flavored shot here?
• 41:49
  Skylar: Wait. Oh, yeah, I had, like,
• 41:51
  four of them already.
• 41:52
  Cameron: Oh, I want, two.
• 41:54
  Skylar: Yeah, give this guy two. Give
• 41:56
  this guy two on me. Ah, chug,
• 41:59
  chug.
• 42:00
  Cameron: When I get two, I slide one
• 42:02
  over to him.
• 42:03
  Skylar: Oh, I mean, okay. Cool.
• 42:05
  Skylar: You both do the shot.
• 42:06
  Skylar: Yeah, it tastes like hydrox.
• 42:10
  Cameron: Ew.
• 42:10
  Skylar: Yeah, they suck. no offense,
• 42:12
  Rusty.
• 42:13
  Skylar: We're trying new things out.
• 42:15
  Skylar: It is what it is.
• 42:17
  Skylar: So what are you guys doing
• 42:18
  here at Rag Bottoms?
• 42:20
  Cameron: we were looking for a job.
• 42:22
  Skylar: A job?
• 42:23
  Cameron: Yeah. With you.
• 42:25
  Skylar: From me. I don't even know you
• 42:28
  guys.
• 42:29
  Cameron: You do now. I'm right. And I
• 42:31
  stick out my hand past Kito to
• 42:33
  shake hands with him.
• 42:34
  Skylar: Now, see, this is.
• 42:35
  Skylar: He reaches out his clawed
• 42:37
  lizard folk scaly hand. He
• 42:39
  shakes your hand. He says.
• 42:40
  Skylar: Now see, this is some good old
• 42:42
  fashioned networking right
• 42:43
  here. It's nice to meet you.
• 42:46
  Cameron: This is Kito. And I bump my
• 42:47
  hand straight into Kito's
• 42:49
  chest when I'm pulling it
• 42:50
  back.
• 42:51
  Skylar: Oh, great. Nice to meet you,
• 42:53
  Mr. Keto.
• 42:54
  Cameron: I like smile. Nice to meet
• 42:55
  you.
• 42:56
  Skylar: Oh, great.
• 42:57
  Cameron: I know we're like cut from the
• 43:00
  same cloak.
• 43:01
  Skylar: I wouldn't go that far. That's
• 43:02
  kind of racist. But aside from
• 43:04
  that, I would.
• 43:05
  Cameron: And this is Frog. And I point
• 43:07
  at my robot who's just sitting
• 43:08
  on the stand with a little
• 43:10
  thing of oil that I gave him.
• 43:12
  And he's just slowly sticking
• 43:14
  his head into it.
• 43:15
  Skylar: It just looks like a. Like a,
• 43:17
  Cameron: He's got a really long straw
• 43:18
  sticking out of it. He's just.
• 43:22
  Skylar: Oh, yeah, you got a little
• 43:23
  robot, man. That's pretty
• 43:25
  cool.
• 43:25
  Cameron: Yeah. Anyways, we won. we. We
• 43:27
  wanted smuggling.
• 43:30
  Skylar: Well, that's what I do.
• 43:31
  Cameron: Well, we.
• 43:32
  Skylar: You need something to get from
• 43:34
  here to here, and you don't
• 43:35
  want nobody to know about it.
• 43:36
  Cameron: I'm a former smuggler.
• 43:38
  Skylar: Oh, that's real cool. What'd
• 43:39
  you smuggle?
• 43:40
  Cameron: Mostly coconuts.
• 43:43
  Skylar: Really?
• 43:44
  Cameron: Bananas.
• 43:45
  Skylar: Okay.
• 43:46
  Cameron: Various fruits.
• 43:49
  Skylar: Sometimes. Customs can be a
• 43:50
  real butthole about that kind
• 43:52
  of stuff.
• 43:53
  Cameron: Not a case of scurvy to be
• 43:55
  found within 20 leagues of
• 43:56
  that guy.
• 43:57
  Skylar: Well, good for him. He's
• 43:58
  getting his vitamin C. See,
• 44:00
  that's important for a
• 44:01
  smuggler. And really, anybody,
• 44:03
  to be honest.
• 44:04
  Quinn: Dial Sortus.
• 44:07
  Skylar: Oh, you're walking up at this
• 44:08
  point.
• 44:09
  Skylar: Hey, it's Lil Sa. Oh, Little
• 44:12
  sauce.
• 44:14
  Bill: Ah.
• 44:14
  Cameron: He always ruins the fun. Cops,
• 44:17
  man.
• 44:17
  Skylar: Yeah.
• 44:17
  Skylar: What are you, you're not here
• 44:19
  for me. I m. Haven't done
• 44:20
  anything that you would know
• 44:21
  about.
• 44:21
  Quinn: I ain't here. I ain't here to
• 44:23
  arrest nobody. You know what
• 44:25
  happened?
• 44:25
  Bill: Phone.
• 44:26
  Quinn: You've heard. You've heard
• 44:27
  what happened?
• 44:28
  Skylar: Oh, about break space. That it
• 44:30
  got shut down, to say the
• 44:32
  least. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
• 44:34
  for you, but it's great for
• 44:36
  me. Yeah. I mean, like I've
• 44:37
  had the time of my life.
• 44:38
  Cameron: And me.
• 44:39
  Skylar: Right on.
• 44:41
  Quinn: You know, I've always liked
• 44:42
  you, Dino. I feel like,
• 44:44
  really, your heart's in the
• 44:45
  right place.
• 44:46
  Skylar: I like to think so. It's right
• 44:48
  here.
• 44:48
  Skylar: You points at his chest.
• 44:50
  Quinn: Do you know anything about
• 44:51
  some smuggling going on? It's.
• 44:53
  Cameron: That's kind of a dumb
• 44:55
  question.
• 44:55
  Skylar: Yeah, I mean, I don't talk
• 44:57
  about it. That's kind of the
• 44:58
  point.
• 44:59
  Quinn: With some euphoria.
• 45:00
  Skylar: Oh, hey, hey. I don't do that
• 45:04
  stuff. I don't mess around
• 45:05
  with that stuff.
• 45:06
  Quinn: Gravestone. I didn't ask if he
• 45:08
  did it.
• 45:08
  Cameron: I asked.
• 45:09
  Skylar: I know.
• 45:09
  Skylar: I don't smuggle it either.
• 45:11
  Gravestone said, no euphoria.
• 45:13
  and I, you know, he's a good
• 45:14
  guy.
• 45:15
  Quinn: So what if. What if someone
• 45:17
  with a little bit more money
• 45:18
  came by and said, no, I want
• 45:20
  you to smuggle this?
• 45:20
  Skylar: I'd say, what do you need
• 45:22
  smuggle? You need your forest
• 45:24
  smuggled? No, sir, I don't do
• 45:26
  that.
• 45:26
  Quinn: And they offered you a lot of
• 45:27
  money.
• 45:27
  Cameron: Oh, no, no, no.
• 45:28
  Skylar: You don't understand. See,
• 45:30
  this guy gets it.
• 45:31
  Cameron: He puts it.
• 45:31
  Quinn: No excuse.
• 45:32
  Cameron: Because you said he was a good
• 45:33
  guy, but now you're implying
• 45:35
  he'll double cross for money.
• 45:36
  That's not a good guy.
• 45:37
  Skylar: Yeah, see if he gets it.
• 45:39
  Cameron: I know the smuggler's code. I
• 45:40
  was a smuggler.
• 45:41
  Skylar: Even with smugglers, we gotta
• 45:43
  have a code.
• 45:43
  Skylar: I liked him have good nipples.
• 45:45
  Quinn: I liked him to detect thoughts
• 45:46
  on.
• 45:47
  Cameron: Oh, okay, okay, good idea.
• 45:49
  I'll let you know. Smugglers
• 45:50
  do not like people reading
• 45:51
  their minds. Okay, but doesn't
• 45:53
  he roll to see if he's getting
• 45:55
  a spell cast?
• 45:55
  Skylar: only if he wants to go deeper.
• 45:57
  Oh, but you can see the
• 45:58
  surface levels automatically.
• 45:59
  Quinn: I want to go deeper.
• 46:00
  Skylar: Oh, okay.
• 46:01
  Skylar: Well, then he's gonna make a
• 46:02
  scene.
• 46:03
  Quinn: Throw.
• 46:04
  Skylar: So 14. What's your spell? Save
• 46:07
  DC.
• 46:08
  Quinn: I'm gonna use the luck.
• 46:09
  Skylar: Oh, okay. All right.
• 46:11
  Skylar: Oh, okay.
• 46:11
  Skylar: Only an 8. You see him
• 46:13
  smuggling crates of hats.
• 46:18
  Knitted hats. Nice. And he's
• 46:21
  handing them off to a factory
• 46:24
  facility in the Wakandale
• 46:26
  district. And you see what
• 46:28
  looks like a faded. The faded
• 46:31
  words on the facility are
• 46:32
  Steel Born Industries. And
• 46:35
  he's saying to this, you see
• 46:37
  an individual. He's bald. He
• 46:40
  has, He's like, maybe a little
• 46:42
  bit under middle aged,
• 46:44
  completely, like, clean
• 46:45
  shaven. And he's got these
• 46:47
  weird, like, big almost like
• 46:49
  racing goggles. Like back in
• 46:50
  the, like, steampunk style
• 46:52
  racing goggles. And they've
• 46:54
  got, like, cogs on Them. And
• 46:57
  he says, so, you got a.
• 46:59
  Skylar: Bunch of hats, huh? That's a
• 47:02
  fun industry to get into.
• 47:04
  Skylar: And the man says, I would
• 47:06
  appreciate.
• 47:06
  Skylar: It if you would keep it quiet.
• 47:09
  Skylar: that's what I do. I deliver
• 47:11
  goods with no words. I got my
• 47:17
  big old lizard folk lips
• 47:19
  sealed.
• 47:20
  Skylar: And he's gotta, like, go all
• 47:21
  the way around his lizard.
• 47:22
  Mole snout.
• 47:23
  Skylar: Yes. So he has to go all the
• 47:25
  way around it to fully seal
• 47:27
  his lizard lip.
• 47:28
  Skylar: And then you.
• 47:29
  Skylar: You come out of it.
• 47:30
  Cameron: Well sauce. Well sauce. We
• 47:33
  said you could trust the,
• 47:34
  smuggler. You just kind of
• 47:35
  zoned out there when we said
• 47:36
  that.
• 47:37
  Skylar: I don't know if you could
• 47:38
  trust any smuggler, but, hey,
• 47:39
  let me tell you, you could
• 47:40
  trust this one.
• 47:41
  Quinn: So I realized that he's just
• 47:45
  dumb.
• 47:45
  Cameron: And doesn't know what he's
• 47:46
  smuggling.
• 47:47
  Quinn: At the time, probably. What
• 47:49
  was it? Has anything or was.
• 47:50
  Skylar: Are you asking him?
• 47:51
  Quinn: No, I'm saying it was a legit
• 47:53
  hat.
• 47:54
  Skylar: As far as he was aware. They
• 47:55
  were hats.
• 47:56
  Quinn: Yeah. And then the guy's like,
• 47:57
  look. Oh, shush. I'm sure
• 47:58
  there was more than hats. What
• 47:59
  was in the hats?
• 48:01
  Skylar: Or maybe there wasn't anything
• 48:02
  in the hat.
• 48:02
  Quinn: It was just hats. Dino, you've
• 48:05
  been smuggling hats again.
• 48:08
  Skylar: Now. Okay, first of all, he's
• 48:10
  kind of.
• 48:11
  Skylar: Wobbly because he's been
• 48:12
  drinking a lot.
• 48:12
  Skylar: He says, first of all, this is
• 48:13
  the first time I've ever
• 48:15
  smuggled hats, mind you. And
• 48:18
  second of all, I don't know
• 48:20
  what you're talking about.
• 48:22
  Cameron: Can't beat that.
• 48:23
  Quinn: Okay, hypothetically, huh?
• 48:26
  Hang on a second here.
• 48:26
  Skylar: A little hypothetical.
• 48:28
  Quinn: Rusty, let me hit you with
• 48:29
  one.
• 48:30
  Skylar: What if trees are m. Made of
• 48:32
  metal?
• 48:32
  Quinn: Hang on.
• 48:33
  Skylar: Oh, man.
• 48:35
  Quinn: Hey, Rusty.
• 48:36
  Skylar: yeah? What do you mean?
• 48:37
  Quinn: Two cookie shots.
• 48:39
  Skylar: All right, Two cookie shots
• 48:40
  right here.
• 48:41
  Quinn: Both are double.
• 48:42
  Cameron: Oh.
• 48:43
  Skylar: And he pours in another.
• 48:44
  Another. Whatever.
• 48:45
  Cameron: Give him the maki.
• 48:46
  Quinn: Daniel. These are free.
• 48:48
  Skylar: Oh, geez.
• 48:49
  Skylar: Ah.
• 48:50
  Skylar: I'm gonna say these kind of
• 48:52
  sucked, but who am I to say?
• 48:53
  Not a free booze.
• 48:55
  Skylar: And he downs both shots.
• 48:56
  Cameron: It's funny, he said that when
• 48:58
  we took shots earlier, and it
• 48:59
  was on his tab, but he still
• 49:01
  said that.
• 49:01
  Quinn: Well, these are, All right.
• 49:02
  Rusty, his tail.
• 49:06
  Skylar: He requested it. This is. This
• 49:08
  is bad bar. That's bad,
• 49:10
  business. And I might be just
• 49:12
  a drunk man, lizard man, but
• 49:14
  that's bad bar etiquette.
• 49:16
  Cameron: Yeah, I'm not gonna let you
• 49:17
  push around my new best
• 49:18
  friend.
• 49:19
  Skylar: What do you want?
• 49:20
  Quinn: You wanna take yourself
• 49:21
  something?
• 49:21
  Cameron: Take what outside? The drinks.
• 49:23
  What do you want?
• 49:24
  Skylar: You got, jobs?
• 49:26
  Cameron: Maybe I wanna Do a hat? Yeah.
• 49:28
  Quinn: Gave me these hats.
• 49:30
  Skylar: well, here's the thing. I
• 49:33
  don't know why I should tell
• 49:35
  you that. You didn't say it
• 49:38
  was on, like, for terms. Look,
• 49:42
  if you guys want jobs,
• 49:44
  Cameron: I want to do a hack job.
• 49:45
  Skylar: I don't know.
• 49:46
  Skylar: We'll see if I. I probably
• 49:47
  will get more of those, to be
• 49:49
  honest with you. They were
• 49:49
  going pretty good, with that
• 49:51
  being said. Ah. Just, you come
• 49:53
  find me at the Gartham docks
• 49:55
  in the morning, and I'll see
• 49:56
  what I can do. I could always
• 49:58
  use a good, trustworthy crew.
• 50:01
  I pay fair market value.
• 50:04
  Cameron: What's that?
• 50:04
  Skylar: Well, it depends on what I'm
• 50:06
  getting for the job. So you
• 50:07
  get a percentage of that.
• 50:09
  Quinn: So you.
• 50:10
  Skylar: Depending on how many people
• 50:11
  we get, usually you get 10 to
• 50:13
  15%. If you do the work,
• 50:16
  that's a full share.
• 50:18
  Cameron: Only 10 to 15.
• 50:19
  Cameron: But if it's like 10,000, I
• 50:22
  mean, he's got it.
• 50:24
  Skylar: all right, I'm, going back to
• 50:25
  party.
• 50:27
  Skylar: He, like, throws his arms, and
• 50:29
  he has a. He grabs somebody
• 50:31
  else's mojito. And so he's got
• 50:33
  a mojito in both hands, and he
• 50:34
  gets walking back in there,
• 50:35
  and.
• 50:35
  Quinn: All right, I'm gonna go see
• 50:36
  Slick. Okay.
• 50:38
  Skylar: Slick is. Slick is a party
• 50:41
  dude. You see, he is a
• 50:43
  tiefling. there are a lot of
• 50:44
  tieflings here. He's a purple
• 50:47
  tiefling. He's got purple
• 50:49
  toned skin, and he's, like.
• 50:51
  He's, like, sexy dancing with,
• 50:53
  like, a group of three or four
• 50:55
  other people. They're kind of,
• 50:57
  like, grinding on each other
• 50:58
  and stuff. Like, it's pretty.
• 50:59
  Very physical dancing.
• 51:01
  Cameron: I was about to say DEZ is over
• 51:03
  there, but I changed my mind.
• 51:05
  Skylar: You're just walking by, and
• 51:06
  then. And then you see the
• 51:08
  rest of the group is walking
• 51:09
  there, and you all kind of,
• 51:09
  like, clump together.
• 51:11
  Quinn: Slick.
• 51:11
  Cameron: Slick.
• 51:12
  Quinn: Slick.
• 51:13
  Skylar: Hey, let's go.
• 51:15
  Cameron: The sauce.
• 51:17
  Skylar: Good to see you.
• 51:18
  Quinn: Can we talk some business?
• 51:19
  Skylar: You want to talk business?
• 51:21
  Skylar: I'm doing.
• 51:21
  Bill: I'm getting my dance on right
• 51:23
  now.
• 51:23
  Quinn: Well, can we go talk business
• 51:24
  and come back? Get your dance
• 51:26
  off.
• 51:26
  Skylar: Do I have to?
• 51:28
  Quinn: Yeah.
• 51:29
  Cameron: Really?
• 51:30
  Quinn: Yeah. M. Very nice.
• 51:31
  Skylar: It'd be nice.
• 51:32
  Cameron: It doesn't sound like I have
• 51:34
  to.
• 51:34
  Skylar: And then he's like, does it
• 51:35
  sound like I have to, guys?
• 51:36
  And, like, his friends around
• 51:37
  him are.
• 51:37
  Skylar: Like, no, it doesn't sound
• 51:38
  like you have to, bro. So I
• 51:40
  was like, you should just keep
• 51:41
  dancing.
• 51:43
  Cameron: you have to. And Maki slides
• 51:45
  over his robe and puts his
• 51:47
  hand on his Hand Crossbow.
• 51:51
  Skylar: No need for violence, my man.
• 51:53
  I'll just dance one over your
• 51:55
  way.
• 51:55
  Skylar: And he just, like. He's like.
• 51:56
  He's like, doing, like, a hip
• 51:58
  thrust thing and his hands in
• 51:59
  the air, and he just does that
• 52:01
  towards. He's, like, body
• 52:02
  rolling towards you guys. He's
• 52:04
  still. He's still kind of
• 52:05
  dancing to the music.
• 52:05
  Cameron: He's like. So what can.
• 52:06
  Skylar: What can I do for you guys?
• 52:08
  Cameron: No need for violence in the
• 52:09
  club.
• 52:09
  Quinn: Whatever Catch. I want sick
• 52:10
  handle over the paper.
• 52:12
  Skylar: Oh, what's Whisper? Whisper
• 52:14
  wants me to tell you
• 52:15
  something.
• 52:15
  Skylar: What do you want to know?
• 52:16
  Quinn: Cheeky.
• 52:17
  Skylar: Cheeky?
• 52:19
  Skylar: Is that it?
• 52:19
  Skylar: Just cheeky?
• 52:20
  Quinn: What's the one so cool. Cheeky
• 52:23
  McCool.
• 52:24
  Skylar: Oh, Cheeky McCool.
• 52:26
  Quinn: Said he might. Maybe he'll be
• 52:28
  around here tonight. Maybe.
• 52:29
  Cameron: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 52:30
  Skylar: No, it's,
• 52:30
  Bill: It's a,
• 52:30
  Skylar: It's one of them, them, like,
• 52:32
  fake names. You know what I
• 52:33
  mean?
• 52:33
  Skylar: Like, when someone doesn't
• 52:34
  want to know.
• 52:34
  Skylar: Who they really are, but they
• 52:36
  won't want you to know who
• 52:37
  they really are, so they use,
• 52:37
  like, a fig. Like a pseudonym?
• 52:39
  M. Yeah, it's a pseudonym,
• 52:42
  dude.
• 52:43
  Cameron: You know exactly who it is,
• 52:44
  man. You'll never guess who is
• 52:46
  it is.
• 52:48
  Skylar: He looks both ways.
• 52:48
  Skylar: He goes, dude, it's Sprout,
• 52:50
  man.
• 52:51
  Cameron: He's been all like, hey, guys,
• 52:53
  Tiki.
• 52:54
  Skylar: McCool try to be all, like, I.
• 52:56
  Skylar: Don'T know, cool and stuff.
• 52:57
  Skylar: I don't know.
• 52:58
  Skylar: He's. He's ridiculous, man.
• 52:59
  That kid, Oh, he's causing so
• 53:01
  much trouble all the time. Try
• 53:02
  to get into the rocks.
• 53:03
  Skylar: He's always like, I'm gonna
• 53:04
  become a rock.
• 53:05
  Skylar: And then, like, the next day,
• 53:07
  he's.
• 53:07
  Skylar: Like, I'm gonna join, like,
• 53:09
  the.
• 53:10
  Cameron: The. The beasts.
• 53:12
  Skylar: And I'm like, man, you.
• 53:13
  Cameron: You ain't got no muscles, man.
• 53:15
  Skylar: You know what I mean?
• 53:15
  Quinn: But he's actually legit
• 53:17
  pulling off some stuff, huh?
• 53:18
  Skylar: I don't know.
• 53:19
  Quinn: Is he? Yeah.
• 53:20
  Skylar: What's he doing?
• 53:21
  Quinn: Well done. So you need to
• 53:23
  know.
• 53:23
  Skylar: Hey, man, I don't care. But if
• 53:26
  you want it, if you.
• 53:27
  Cameron: Want to tell me.
• 53:29
  Quinn: Euphoria.
• 53:30
  Skylar: Oh, hey, hold on, man.
• 53:32
  Skylar: We don't mess around with that
• 53:33
  stuff here, okay?
• 53:34
  Bill: Maybe.
• 53:35
  Skylar: Maybe outside the club, I.
• 53:37
  I'll, you.
• 53:37
  Skylar: Know, do a little sniff.
• 53:38
  Skylar: Sniff.
• 53:39
  Skylar: But, we don't do that here. I
• 53:42
  wouldn't. I wouldn't even
• 53:43
  mention it if it was me.
• 53:44
  Bill: I don't.
• 53:45
  Skylar: That's how you get kicked out.
• 53:46
  Cameron: I want to keep dancing.
• 53:48
  Skylar: All right.
• 53:48
  Quinn: Thanks.
• 53:49
  Skylar: You want to dance with us?
• 53:51
  Quinn: No, you don't.
• 53:52
  Skylar: Okay.
• 53:52
  Skylar: You Missing out.
• 53:53
  Quinn: I'm going to go over to
• 53:54
  Grizzle Tooth over in the
• 53:55
  corner.
• 53:55
  Skylar: Yes, Slick. Just.
• 53:56
  Cameron: Just dance.
• 53:57
  Skylar: He. He body rolls back over to
• 53:59
  his group.
• 54:00
  Quinn: Pretty, sure. Slip. I'm pretty
• 54:02
  sure he's on the Euphoria.
• 54:03
  Cameron: Ah.
• 54:04
  Skylar: Oh, you're saying that he's on
• 54:06
  the. He's on the.
• 54:08
  Quinn: You say there's a little
• 54:09
  sniff. Sniff out there.
• 54:11
  They're called.
• 54:11
  Skylar: Look, here is the thing.
• 54:13
  Little saucy. You know what he
• 54:15
  sound like right now, and I'm
• 54:17
  not trying to be that guy,
• 54:18
  but, you kind of sound like a
• 54:19
  snitch.
• 54:21
  Quinn: I hear there's euphoria deals
• 54:22
  going on in the club.
• 54:24
  Skylar: Okay, so that's pretty bad
• 54:26
  news because that's pretty
• 54:27
  illegal. Who do you got
• 54:29
  somebody?
• 54:30
  Quinn: I do. I got a name. Okay.
• 54:32
  Cheeky McCool. Okay.
• 54:35
  Skylar: And it's also sounds like a
• 54:37
  fake name.
• 54:37
  Quinn: It is. Slick told me it's a
• 54:41
  fake name for.
• 54:42
  Skylar: Well, look, if you need help.
• 54:44
  Quinn: Sprout. It's Sprout.
• 54:45
  Cameron: No.
• 54:46
  Quinn: Yeah.
• 54:46
  Cameron: No.
• 54:47
  Quinn: Yeah. I was shocked as you
• 54:48
  were. I tried to help that
• 54:49
  kids.
• 54:50
  Cameron: Oh, no.
• 54:52
  Quinn: Sprout kid. Sprout is leading.
• 54:53
  Well, yeah, you say night
• 54:54
  camp, but that kid is leading
• 54:56
  up, some sort of big euphoria
• 54:58
  deal here tonight.
• 54:59
  Skylar: Yeah, I know he is.
• 55:00
  Quinn: There's a big deal going down
• 55:01
  tonight, all right?
• 55:02
  Skylar: We need to find him, cuz.
• 55:03
  Quinn: Does Gravestone know about
• 55:05
  this?
• 55:05
  Skylar: No, probably not.
• 55:07
  Quinn: Everybody should give me
• 55:09
  contacts.
• 55:10
  Skylar: I. It sounds like we should
• 55:12
  probably be going and getting
• 55:13
  Sprout. We need to go catch
• 55:15
  the. If he's doing it, he
• 55:16
  could be doing the deal right
• 55:17
  now. That's not cool with me.
• 55:19
  Quinn: All right.
• 55:19
  Skylar: No Euphoria, in the club, all
• 55:21
  right?
• 55:21
  Quinn: And.
• 55:22
  Skylar: And he puts the little, like,
• 55:23
  velvet.
• 55:24
  Skylar: Gate thing over all the
• 55:25
  people. He's looking at you.
• 55:27
  He's looking at him. He's
• 55:28
  like, if any of you guys go
• 55:29
  in, I've memorized every
• 55:31
  single one of your faces. I
• 55:32
  will throw you back out of the
• 55:34
  club. I'm gonna go. I will be
• 55:36
  back.
• 55:36
  Skylar: And if I.
• 55:37
  Skylar: If this line looks any
• 55:38
  shorter, I will go back into
• 55:40
  the club. I will find you, and
• 55:42
  I will throw you out.
• 55:43
  Skylar: And he just like, cracks all
• 55:44
  his knuckles and. And then he.
• 55:47
  He follows you guys into the
• 55:48
  club. Okay, so you guys are
• 55:50
  all looking around for Sprout.
• 55:53
  Are you guys splitting up?
• 55:54
  Cameron: No. Okay, can I roll to see
• 55:57
  how many I want to see?
• 55:57
  Quinn: I don't know that these guys
• 55:58
  go with me and talk to.
• 56:00
  Cameron: I drink Slick.
• 56:01
  Cameron: Three drinks. Can do. I roll.
• 56:03
  Let's see if I'm drunk.
• 56:04
  Skylar: Yeah.
• 56:05
  Cameron: I got a nine.
• 56:06
  Skylar: Oh, yeah, you're.
• 56:07
  Cameron: You're getting pretty good.
• 56:08
  That's kind of important.
• 56:09
  Okay.
• 56:10
  Quinn: Yeah. So guys ruining
• 56:11
  everything all the time.
• 56:12
  Cameron: Warwick's like, you know, oh,
• 56:15
  no, I'm about sick of this
• 56:17
  little sauce guy. He's
• 56:21
  telling, us a stupid, vicious.
• 56:23
  He's keeps leading us the
• 56:24
  wrong way.
• 56:25
  Quinn: And he comes over here.
• 56:25
  Cameron: You hear him? He threatened
• 56:27
  me. He said, let's go outside.
• 56:28
  He said he want to fight me,
• 56:29
  you know, if I wasn't stuck in
• 56:31
  this stupid goblin body.
• 56:33
  Quinn: Can I punch him?
• 56:34
  Skylar: No, you're.
• 56:34
  Cameron: You're not here.
• 56:35
  Cameron: You're not here. Rory, you
• 56:37
  left. This is right after you
• 56:38
  left, this Rory immediately
• 56:39
  starts going on a ramp. He's
• 56:41
  like, you know, and when I was
• 56:43
  doing this stupid goblin by. I
• 56:45
  would kill him.
• 56:46
  Quinn: All right?
• 56:47
  Cameron: You know, back when I was a
• 56:48
  dwarf, I would kill him
• 56:50
  already because he was stupid.
• 56:52
  I hate him.
• 56:53
  Skylar: He's stupid.
• 56:54
  Cameron: I don't know why we keep
• 56:54
  following him. He's not even
• 56:55
  taking us on money adventures.
• 56:57
  We need mine to get out of
• 56:58
  here. You know, Stupid, stupid
• 57:01
  stuff.
• 57:03
  Cameron: DEZ walks from the dance
• 57:05
  floor. He's got, like, those
• 57:06
  rave glasses with, like, the
• 57:07
  shutters on up. He's got,
• 57:09
  like, six of those bracelets,
• 57:10
  and he's sipping, like, a
• 57:11
  martini glass drink.
• 57:12
  Cameron: He's going full clubbing.
• 57:14
  Cameron: And he just, like, whips out
• 57:15
  the paper. He heard money.
• 57:17
  Whips out the paper in front
• 57:18
  of, Roerich and then puts it
• 57:20
  back.
• 57:20
  Cameron: In his back pocket. What does
• 57:21
  the paper say?
• 57:22
  Cameron: It was a, certificate for
• 57:24
  stocks.
• 57:27
  Cameron: You see what I'm. Des wanders,
• 57:29
  off by himself, and he only
• 57:30
  gets so much more money than
• 57:32
  Lil. Slots will get us in,
• 57:33
  like, three weeks. Okay, so,
• 57:35
  like, why, you know, and Roark
• 57:38
  makes, like, cutting, like,
• 57:39
  with his fingers and just, you
• 57:42
  know, out of the picture. No,
• 57:43
  we're not gonna scissor him.
• 57:45
  Oh, yikes. Kido is going to
• 57:52
  grimace at said.
• 57:52
  Cameron: Scissor remark back way and
• 57:55
  then take.
• 57:56
  Cameron: A deep breath, come back in,
• 57:57
  hand over Rorick's shoulder.
• 58:00
  Skylar: Oh, man.
• 58:01
  Cameron: And say, I feel you. I agree.
• 58:03
  Skylar: Wow.
• 58:04
  Cameron: See, exactly. This is my
• 58:06
  point. I mean, I'm fine with.
• 58:08
  Quinn: Yeah.
• 58:08
  Cameron: Later.
• 58:09
  Quinn: The biggest Euphoria dealer in
• 58:11
  the land.
• 58:11
  Cameron: I'm feeling like I don't.
• 58:13
  Quinn: We're not.
• 58:13
  Cameron: We're going on stupid
• 58:14
  adventures that don't lead to
• 58:16
  money. You know, that's the
• 58:17
  only way we get out of here is
• 58:19
  money. Right? But no, instead,
• 58:21
  we're going to go help this
• 58:22
  place. What's the matter?
• 58:23
  We're not going to be here in,
• 58:24
  like, two weeks. Two weeks. I.
• 58:27
  Unfortunately, I bet we're
• 58:29
  going to be here a while. Why
• 58:30
  don't we go do that stupid
• 58:31
  bank job? We came up with our
• 58:33
  banks insured. I don't know.
• 58:35
  We never got the answer for
• 58:37
  that. We. Oh, that's another
• 58:39
  thing. That's another stupid
• 58:41
  thing. You know, it's always
• 58:42
  stupid things. You know, I
• 58:44
  want to ask the rock really
• 58:45
  important questions, like how
• 58:47
  many frogs are in the area or
• 58:49
  are banks insured? You know,
• 58:51
  valuable questions. But no.
• 58:53
  Every single time. Every
• 58:55
  single time. And he's, like,
• 58:57
  banging his hand on the
• 58:58
  counter every single time
• 59:00
  little sauce has to ask the
• 59:01
  question. He's not even from
• 59:03
  up top like we are, and he's
• 59:05
  wasting all our questions. And
• 59:07
  you know what? Most of the
• 59:08
  time, big man says, oh, I
• 59:11
  don't know. Every time he
• 59:13
  said, I don't know. So he's
• 59:15
  wasting our questions on I
• 59:17
  don't know.
• 59:18
  Quinn: This is.
• 59:18
  Cameron: You know, I love the guy and
• 59:20
  all, but, like, I don't want.
• 59:22
  I don't want to kill him,
• 59:23
  okay? I don't want you to get
• 59:24
  it that way, okay? Like, I see
• 59:26
  the way Rusty's looking at me,
• 59:28
  and, like, I want to clarify.
• 59:30
  I don't want to sit there.
• 59:31
  Skylar: He's, like, washing a dish.
• 59:32
  He's got the rag, like, in the
• 59:33
  thing, and he's just, like.
• 59:34
  Cameron: He hasn't even been paying
• 59:35
  attention. He's looking
• 59:36
  somewhere. I'm not saying I
• 59:37
  want to kill him, okay? He's a
• 59:39
  nice guy, and he's been
• 59:40
  through a lot. Apparently,
• 59:41
  that lady that died and got
• 59:43
  torn into pieces and thrown to
• 59:44
  the wolves or whatever he
• 59:45
  said. Oh, if I have to hear
• 59:46
  her name again. Anyway, I
• 59:48
  think they were secretly
• 59:49
  lovers, if you ask me. But
• 59:50
  anyways, I always thought he
• 59:51
  swung the other way.
• 59:53
  Skylar: Oh.
• 59:53
  Cameron: That's why Des said, ah,
• 59:54
  scissor. I get it now. Oh,
• 59:58
  okay, so. But, like, I want to
• 1:00:00
  kill a guy, but how about we
• 1:00:01
  just start, like, doing our
• 1:00:03
  own ideas instead of his idea?
• 1:00:05
  It's always his ideas. That's
• 1:00:07
  all. I'm getting that. Okay?
• 1:00:08
  But guess what? Me, Des, is
• 1:00:10
  right here. And, like, I
• 1:00:11
  pointed the three of us. Three
• 1:00:12
  of us. That's three more votes
• 1:00:14
  than him, right? Why do we
• 1:00:17
  always win his ideas? Yeah.
• 1:00:18
  What say you, dez? Yeah, dez,
• 1:00:20
  you're the talkative type.
• 1:00:26
  Cameron: Dez, takes a sip of his little
• 1:00:28
  martini drink, and just throws
• 1:00:31
  it at the ground and writes
• 1:00:34
  multiple times on his little
• 1:00:35
  whiteboard.
• 1:00:36
  Cameron: Bank job, paint job, Paint
• 1:00:38
  job. Finally, I knew you'd be
• 1:00:40
  into this. Okay, now we get
• 1:00:42
  Maki on our side. He'll
• 1:00:43
  definitely be on our side
• 1:00:44
  because the instant I
• 1:00:45
  mentioned we use any type of
• 1:00:47
  magic in this Bing job, he'll
• 1:00:48
  be in. I already know that.
• 1:00:50
  Skylar: So with that being said, Maki,
• 1:00:52
  are you still with Lil Sauce
• 1:00:54
  at the moment?
• 1:00:55
  Cameron: Yeah, I'm his shadow sorcerer.
• 1:00:59
  Skylar: So the two of you are looking
• 1:01:01
  through the crowds for Sprout,
• 1:01:03
  while Grizzle Tooth has kind
• 1:01:05
  of also gone into a different
• 1:01:06
  direction looking for Sprout
• 1:01:08
  amidst the cloud. I'm gonna
• 1:01:09
  have, one of you two roll a
• 1:01:12
  perception check, whichever
• 1:01:13
  one wants to, and then add.
• 1:01:16
  Let's do advantage, since the
• 1:01:18
  two of you are both looking.
• 1:01:20
  Skylar: I'm doing good.
• 1:01:23
  Skylar: Okay. It doesn't take long,
• 1:01:25
  but sure enough, you. You step
• 1:01:26
  out over by the bathrooms
• 1:01:28
  area.
• 1:01:28
  Cameron: He's wearing, like, a thing
• 1:01:30
  that says McCool on the back
• 1:01:31
  of the.
• 1:01:32
  Skylar: It's like a sign. Like when
• 1:01:33
  you're picking somebody up
• 1:01:34
  from the airport and just
• 1:01:35
  says, Cheeky McCool. Want
• 1:01:37
  euphoria?
• 1:01:37
  Skylar: question mark?
• 1:01:38
  Bill: No.
• 1:01:39
  Skylar: You walk around to the corner
• 1:01:40
  to the bathroom, and he has a
• 1:01:41
  shirt.
• 1:01:41
  Skylar: And written on the shirt, and,
• 1:01:43
  like.
• 1:01:43
  Skylar: You know, he did it by hand,
• 1:01:44
  like with a. With the paint or
• 1:01:46
  something. He has a white T
• 1:01:47
  shirt on, and it just says
• 1:01:49
  Cheeky McCool in some, like,
• 1:01:51
  bright orange. And he sees you
• 1:01:53
  guys come around the corner
• 1:01:54
  and he looks really shifty. He
• 1:01:56
  says, what's up? And he
• 1:01:59
  doesn't look like he's. He's
• 1:02:00
  assuming you guys are just
• 1:02:01
  headed to the bathroom.
• 1:02:02
  Skylar: Bro, what are you doing?
• 1:02:04
  Cameron: Little Sauce?
• 1:02:05
  Bill: What are you doing here?
• 1:02:07
  Quinn: Euphoria.
• 1:02:09
  Skylar: Oh, crap.
• 1:02:10
  Skylar: And he starts to bolt off.
• 1:02:12
  Quinn: No.
• 1:02:12
  Cameron: Ah.
• 1:02:13
  Skylar: And with that, we will close
• 1:02:15
  out this episode.
• 1:02:23
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• 1:02:28
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• 1:02:29
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