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24: Chicago School Official Embezzles $1.5Million in Chicken Wings| #isawthisontheinternet| #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Welcome to My Solace off the Internet.
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  Speaker 2: I showed that RESIM was a podcast with with topics.
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  Speaker 1: Say, guess we have Luken Zalez whose mom wasn't made
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  Speaker 1: we got Patrick Cloud. All right, take a name to
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  Speaker 3: Houston A Cloud? What you're gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: I think it was like twenty howld are you in
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  Speaker 3: I think I bet you when I was twenty four
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  Speaker 3: look like a lesbian. You still look like.
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  Speaker 4: a You've got your whole body. I look like a man.
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  Speaker 4: Listen the flannel.
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  Speaker 3: I look like a man. Like you got a whole
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  Speaker 2: So you know that some of the gay people be
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  Speaker 1: Games, like y'all ain't even got the running game.
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  Speaker 3: When you want to do to look at you in the.
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  Speaker 4: Shadows, you still got dogs flannels.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing the bub Yeah, I do like flannels. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: you love flannels and jog pat got a coach?
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  Speaker 2: You like, alright, what topics?
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  Speaker 4: If I don't start now, let me just still be
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  Speaker 4: wearing flannels.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I didn't even make the connection because you aren't
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  Speaker 3: you saying that for you?
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  Speaker 6: Afterout all my fans, I was like, nope, people think
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  Speaker 6: I'm lesbian.
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  Speaker 4: you got that's one like fans, Thank you God, appreciate
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  Speaker 4: the outfit by the couch. I would try to sister,
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  Speaker 3: That's all. It feels like.
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  Speaker 5: like you and.
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  Speaker 1: A woman ever looking to each other's for a second.
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  Speaker 3: Ship. It was like in.
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  Speaker 6: High school, like like it was before, you know, being
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  Speaker 6: gay was cool and like like ninety the basketball team
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  Speaker 6: was gay and it was like me and two other
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  Speaker 6: girls who were straight and we would go change in
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  Speaker 6: the bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: The actual penises that's why I belong.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go, y'all at it.
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  Speaker 3: See you on the court.
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: All right, this story is wild. This is really funny though.
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: A former Chicago school official accused of embezzling one point
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  Speaker 1: five million dollars worth of chicken wings.
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  Speaker 3: Was your tar you heard?
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  Speaker 2: Why you finish? You do this?
• 3:50
  Speaker 3: How do you embezzle chicken wings? Let me take it
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: them home? How do you flip them? He flipped? Say
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  Speaker 3: the headline?
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  Speaker 2: Alright, I'm gonna read the article.
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  Speaker 1: Former official in school district of Chicago suburb of Harvey
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  Speaker 1: is accused of the ciz oar scheme involving more than
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: one million dollars worth of stolen chicken wings.
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  Speaker 2: VERA.
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  Speaker 1: Ladell is the former director of food services at Harvey
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  Speaker 1: School District one five to two. The Cook County States
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  Speaker 1: Attorney's Office. The legends that Ladell launched an investment scheme
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: that resulted in the theft of wings worth more than
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  Speaker 1: one point five million dollars. The scheme began during the
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  Speaker 1: height of the COVID nineteen pandemic, when schools were closed
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: on state order and replaced by virtual learning. Despite the
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: fact the children were learning remotely the school district was
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: still providing meals for pickup. According to the office, from
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  Speaker 1: July twenty twenty to February, I mean July twenty, yeah
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  Speaker 1: twenty to February twenty twenty two, the dale placed hundreds
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  Speaker 1: of unauthorized orders for food items, including eleven thousand cases
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  Speaker 1: of chicken wings, for which the district was build more
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: than one point five million dollars. The purersons were made
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  Speaker 1: separately from legit legit orders made by the school district, and.
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: It looks like delivered to movement.
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  Speaker 1: She showed up to the Gordon Food Service to pick
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  Speaker 1: up the food orders and lead with the district in
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  Speaker 1: the cargo van, but the food was never brought to
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  Speaker 1: the school or the students, prosecutor said, and it's not
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: clear what she did with the chicken.
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  Speaker 2: She basically she was moneyler chicken.
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  Speaker 3: She had a fool truck. I could eat.
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  Speaker 6: Imagine being a getaway driver with a back full of chicken,
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  Speaker 6: chickens falling out.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard chicken everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: Music criminals, you gotta have one hundred pieces of the back.
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  Speaker 3: Snow, nigga, they don't care.
• 5:44
  Speaker 5: Chicken wings were hard to get, so she had like
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  Speaker 5: a delicacy, because remember they Wingstop had switched over.
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  Speaker 3: To because she was the reason, the reason why she
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  Speaker 3: was a lucas some.
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  Speaker 2: Wings chicken moves through Chicago.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not for the chickens.
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  Speaker 5: She's selling to her hairds and everybody Papa's.
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  Speaker 3: It's like one wing in a baggy, get.
• 6:05
  Speaker 6: Out of the go downside.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the wire. She's going to get the money
• 6:12
  Speaker 3: down there. She'd be like to be right here, hand
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  Speaker 3: on camera. These ain't my wings? Who's winging?
• 6:19
  Speaker 6: When you get this is a big ass win by guy?
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  Speaker 6: I do little real wings organic my guy. I used
• 6:25
  Speaker 6: to pay phone after us. I used the payphone down
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  Speaker 6: the street.
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  Speaker 2: Shone the wings.
• 6:37
  Speaker 3: That's company. I sat behind it. Would you change it?
• 6:41
  Speaker 3: You in the play drunk on the same intensity.
• 6:46
  Speaker 5: But they sell chickens, Larry you niggause you want to
• 6:49
  Speaker 5: put hot money rob out here, we stall limited pepper.
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: Try kill my fire. Oh so you're putting sauces out
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  Speaker 3: behind my back.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: You put it sauce, but by something my money? You
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: clear that with me.
• 7:06
  Speaker 7: Ain't no new flavors on my b Nobody from now.
• 7:09
  Speaker 7: Nobody talks me direct. They talking to pop. They're talking
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  Speaker 7: away stop nobody talks to me directly. I'm putting sauces
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  Speaker 7: on alleges.
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  Speaker 2: Right directly.
• 7:23
  Speaker 3: Those are noves.
• 7:24
  Speaker 5: You know you don't do that depth that ship hundred percent.
• 7:28
  Speaker 3: No, I built this trump stick by stick, this clump
• 7:36
  Speaker 3: clump by cup. You tell him, I let you talk
• 7:39
  Speaker 3: it out because you don't.
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: Like I love.
• 7:43
  Speaker 4: I love that he actually Michael bodies bodies, bodies, bodies.
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: This is the kids from the apartment here, she's walking
• 7:54
  Speaker 3: with the kids. Nothing happened to you. I'm just trying
• 7:59
  Speaker 3: to fit it in with this king pin ship. I
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: want to know how she got like, if she got caught,
• 8:04
  Speaker 3: if she was in the room. They're like, we never
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  Speaker 3: got those wings.
• 8:07
  Speaker 4: She's like, I don't wait, So how you got the
• 8:15
  Speaker 4: one hundred You've got the thousand wings?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Wings?
• 8:20
  Speaker 4: We have an order a purchase order for is not
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  Speaker 4: delivering vanfuls of them for the last three weeks.
• 8:25
  Speaker 5: Nancy, didn't you open a food truck. No, that said
• 8:32
  Speaker 5: it's called wings. This is your business called wings.
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  Speaker 8: The slogan is so good you think they were stolen,
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  Speaker 8: breath so high you think they stolen.
• 8:49
  Speaker 5: It's you should meet this to your kids. It's gonna
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  Speaker 5: taste them. See I always had this business. Her first
• 8:58
  Speaker 5: day was the day the first one went missus coincidence?
• 9:02
  Speaker 5: She did.
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: Back back back back back back ba. How did you
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  Speaker 3: get just making the sound? Why are you joining that
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  Speaker 3: to get away faster?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: Reminds me remember to catch a predator.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: They will be like the dudes will come in and
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: try to talk to the kid, and then the people
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: will come out with the police. They'll be like, never mind,
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna leave.
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: The crowd back like I left some minute.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: Call what.
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  Speaker 3: Never mind? Never mind? You were you were here for
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: a fourteen year old? Never mind? Why did you bring condoms? Sprite?
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: And you know cards? Why do you have connor? I
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: always have what you asked me to.
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: She asked me to cards and a Fortnite subscription and
• 10:03
  Speaker 3: smearing off and weed. You have condoms and a pacifier?
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: What exactly I'm going to jail?
• 10:12
  Speaker 4: I changed my mind. The police made me change my mind. Actually, actually,
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: never mind.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: She wasn't doing Actually was this company seat? They were safe?
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: You getting caught. This is you getting caught and going
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: to jail trying to help.
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: Now that I think the rest, now that I'm already
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: here with everything and every intent, and I thought about it, Yeah,
• 10:39
  Speaker 4: I shouldn't be doing should.
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: Be like I was just playing. We have years.
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: And then there's eventually that point where they're like, all right,
• 10:52
  Speaker 4: come on man, like they're calling the cops, like all right,
• 10:55
  Speaker 4: come on man, just Manda man going.
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: To be like, you know what, all right.
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: Here, you seem like a cool guy.
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: I've been there, Like, okay, I understand jail bottom of Prissy.
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: He's like, which jail.
• 11:20
  Speaker 6: Now only pictured Denzel getting angry over chicken, Like I
• 11:25
  Speaker 6: didn't know you like to get fried, all right?
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: You like to get saucer? What you mean you eating
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: barbecue on the job? What if these were just off
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: for her? She wasn't resetting, that's a problem.
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: She was like the like the you know Scrooge mcdutch,
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: is that the whole room of swimming and w yeah,
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: that's Salmanilla swim.
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: Dollars by that's a lot eleven? What would you do
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: or what was it? Over the course of how long?
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: Two years? This was really like, so we need they
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: need better accountants. Two years dollars They're like, man, something's
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: going on with I don't even know.
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: They were putting that much money into the second and
• 12:18
  Speaker 4: just wings, not the whole food program.
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  Speaker 3: Like this is one of the school.
• 12:25
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  Speaker 3: Show, that's from breaking Back Chicken off. She was a
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  Speaker 3: supplying charge to supply.
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  Speaker 4: It just got cut off. They cut it off too early.
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  Speaker 4: They should have kept going up the ladder she's selling to.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, where was she storing all these chicken?
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  Speaker 3: That's a lot of chicken.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Cases, cases of chicken wings.
• 14:22
  Speaker 6: Loki might be the reason for the shortage. You think
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: somebody do that with the eggs right now, that's why.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: The food we getting destroyed.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Like all these buildings are like egg factories are getting
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: like blown up. The egg factory conspiracy. They're saying it's
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: the whole supplying the man thing like you destroy the price,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: you destroy a factory.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Like six factories get destroyed.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: That's like a cartoon. I could have blown up the
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: egg factory, cut off the eggs.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: This is like group of minions. Like I take giant
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: eggs and like billowing smoke. This is where eggs are produced.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: You kill the eggs, You kill the chicken, You kill
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: the blacks, start at the neck, you kill the little snake.
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  Speaker 3: He killed the eggs, chicken blacks. Somebody on Major said
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: it was white coyote, bar act missing. There's a bunch
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: of like eggs, and then the road running round was there.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: Then the building still falls on the building blow up
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: thirty minutes, gonna still falls on him.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Then a salt and pepper plane flies over. The season
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: is the mess? Hey, Wiley, coyote sucked. He's a whole
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: great cartoon. No, no what he was trying to he
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: suck or did the acme uh products sucked? Nigga. He
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: was a predator. You're supposed to be able to naturally
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: do this. Yeah, he had a James Bond level of assistance.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: He had missiles. Jack bab.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: Haalty Pridum made everything a part something with semi salty.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Ship is like a traditionalist.
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  Speaker 3: You supposed to catch him with your hand. You a predator.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: They was making in a front you can skateboarding.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: He put the metal balls with the bird feet he
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: had trapped, and then he got a big magnet.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: It was public a big magnet.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: When rollers cats on and trying to pull row run
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: a tool ran into a fucking mat truck.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Nigga. Hella, animals are fast. That's not an excuse. He's like,
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: you know, he didn't try to catch him naturally, and that's.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Why he turned and he was like, I got wait
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: that we should document.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: That was like that was like in the middle of
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: it was like I give up, No, no, no, no,
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: we're gonna and we're gonna tell your story. Bro, he's
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: gonna distarve it that you got a sponsorship act came
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: up like, look, you are failing.
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  Speaker 3: We've got a brand deal.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: We've been watching on an acme telescope. You have failed
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: every attempt. We can help you, bro, let us tell
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: us what you need. I need an anvil.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: It was always an anvil falling, just falling random. I thought,
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: as were I've never seen an animal that's just they
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: be working on time.
• 17:30
  Speaker 9: Who turned out as from the sky.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: They're building stuff with them. I'm not in my life
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: and would be around right now for eight hundred dollars
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: from It really is Act Me growing up. Act Me
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  Speaker 5: is the place you can actually buy stuff. Brod. I
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: just looked growing up.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I was always was gonna follow on me. Just the
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: piano there was.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Acting executives were probably like, man, he's we got to
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: make what can what else can we make for this nigga?
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: We've made every product he even he's still human bow.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: He was the arrow and.
• 18:11
  Speaker 10: He was like.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: So was like telling him to buy way more practical stuff.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: He's like, this is a hunting rifle. Nah, give me
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: the grand piano. Yeah, give me a jet pack, a
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: human bowl, arrow and a grand piano.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: How would that? How would that work?
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Is that.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: We go arrow?
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: We make that, but you.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Don't need that.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Here's just the road runner track actually not actually, give
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: me a hammer, a set of jacks, a jump rost way.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: He had a helmet. He had like a helmet with
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: a spring on it. Yes, the box came down.
• 18:54
  Speaker 9: We just made that for jokes. That's why it's always failing.
• 18:58
  Speaker 9: It's like, oh, you're getting a knowledge shops at the
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: gas and gas.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: You're playing around, you're buying our toys. These are the
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: shopping the gifts shop. You know.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: One he painted the black hole in the mountains and
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: then he went to the water.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: The other one than.
• 19:24
  Speaker 11: Killed.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Why the ship is he's literally magic at this point,
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: he's using magic. Just hunt something else. I want to
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: kill this motherfucker for really no reason. If it was hunger,
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: he's dead. He had eaten every just rode to do
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: anything back because he.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Countered and untalk me met me just that.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Can't eat me enjoining why like doing drugs? Me, I can't.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: At me.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: In an NFL he got meat me tatted on his
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: arms across his chest like thug like he was. He
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: was just tough the hell out of him, going a
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: little wiley. He's like, meet me, get me.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Actually's like we literally made a road runner attracted spray.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Nah man, give me a garlic necklace and a wooden steak.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Did you see the catapult when he had a catapult
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: and he's like, I'm a catapult myself over there.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: They're like, no, this is for boulders, it's for me.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Now we told you that what happened? How are you
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: gonna say. You're only gonna stop when you hear.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: That's why he's like, give me the helmet with the
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: spring on it. I'm good, but grab him when I
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: go by. You're gonna be going a thousand. You can't move,
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: I can.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Act.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: We rolled their eyes every time they see Wiley, like
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: every time they get a purtase. It comes in with
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: like crutches and he's all black from being blown up trying.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Just like you said, the catapult, Wait.
• 21:15
  Speaker 10: You remember what he yet where he could fly like
• 21:18
  Speaker 10: back then he was because it was working for like
• 21:21
  Speaker 10: two seconds and then the things came out. He was
• 21:24
  Speaker 10: like because they always like they're always like in the air.
• 21:27
  Speaker 10: And then they looked down and then gravity sons.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: You don't notice gravity you can literally fly to just
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: not once you recognize it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Was like, so that was us trying to do a story.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know, like we watched. We all watched while intent.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: He's terrible.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: It's hilarious.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: They really ran back the same cartoon, but like Tom
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: and Jerry was just like different things chasing each other
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: watching Jerry just.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Wally Coyote and Roadrunner.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Inside Bugs, Bunny and Elmer Fudd like everybody tweeting. Yeah,
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: so that the cat and tweety bird. Ye, it's just
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: him chasing I never thought of it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: At the time. They were like, this is the most
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: original mouse.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: So it was like cat and mouse, cat and bird.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: You don't want to switch up both of them.
• 22:26
  Speaker 11: Nothing though, fog going and the amber humongous rooster man.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Corners like a humanoid rooster. Yea he a king chicken.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: He was watching all the chickens.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: It's like he made a deal with that lady.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: It was like a steroid chicken.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: Universe is the same movie over that over stupid kids
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: don't even.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, no, no, that's different. Remember there was
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: a mouse in that one. This one got a bird
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: and an old lady. Well Tom and Jerry also has
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: old lady.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: It's just black.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: Well you haven't seen her face, but they showed a
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: white grandma and semester and tweeting because.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: It wasn't a racist. The other girl was a straight
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: up mammy. And you stocking was falling down. She's always
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: cleaning an anger.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: That old cartoons, big big sister. I was seeing them
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: stuff on YouTube.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I was I God, Budge Bunny was the worst of
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: the world. Oh, my god, he was in black face.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: He literally said that. In the cartoon, you were like, yo,
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: this wildest.
• 23:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah, they all did black face. They would blow up
• 23:51
  Speaker 12: and have big lips, niggas they got rid of. That's
• 23:57
  Speaker 12: how they did that name he was.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: He was a rapers.
• 24:00
  Speaker 9: He had the.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Biggest as a kid. I was like, this is smile.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know how that was ever Okay.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: He always held her like a long way.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: She would always be like, get I got in a
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: way that was also a spin. It was like cat
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: and mouse, cat and bird, cat and skunk, rapist skunk
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: and whatever other animal he's next to. It was the
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: cat that one. It was so friendly up until rapist Skunk.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Really who was the head of Jones And he wrote
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: all of them too. He did all the voices of
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: all the chickens.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: He was the standley of Looney Tunes.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: So he that stuck because now we have one person
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: to blame for all the racism. He did the mammy stuff.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: He let him know who he really was. The people
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: like that don't never want me. You can talk more
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: in here not working, you've possibly be working out from
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: the town.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: My sons watched the show called and it's just like
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Larva's falling over and farting and burping.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Huh, it's called Larva.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: There's no story plot.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: It's literally falling, farting and burping. And Jason and Jojo
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: thought it was God's gift to animation. This is two
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: years ago, and my sister were for Netflix. She was like,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: that show is the most popular show for boys like Larva.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Larva.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: It's literally falling, burping, peeing, Like they don't talk, they
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: don't talk, they don't talk, they don't talk.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Larva Island.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I think it's called it's just literally like, let start
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: this playing live. I think it's Korean.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's just pool. Is that pool? Are they
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: playing poo hockey?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Yes? It's literally the same thing over and.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Over and over.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: I'm not even confident enough to pitch something.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Seasons and seasons and seasons of this.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: But you know what, if you think about it, that
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: ain't nothing but the Three Stooges. Yeah, like Three Stooges.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Boy. I thought that was just boy comedy. You just
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: like that, what that'll get you going? I didn't really
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: like Slapstick and it was the.
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: I like, yeah, I wasn't really big on through some people.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: I was like, I was like drugs, drugs, man.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: I love when it was cooking shoes, stow.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: A boot in the pot to be cooking and starting
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: around the ship pulling up almost done.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Why they used to do the most followers like the
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: slap this on a human adult man, doctor Kong, like
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: the best thing ever. You think they're like cut and
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: they're like all right, so they're just like totally.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Cigarette immediately after going on that was that was Mow
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: and Larry who were always there, and then it was Curly,
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Shimp and Joe.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, was only three. They alternated the last three.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Shimp came in later after Curly went out, I believe,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: and then Joe was after what do you mean he
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: went out?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: He was out of the three. They had contract disputes.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: It was a damn it, that's hilarious.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: And Larry were there for the longest.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Then they tried to do a woman version of it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: They should they should not do that, like something in fact,
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: there was any business attached to that, like my contract
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: is almost.
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: Actually yeah, I said, there's a three pot. I want
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: a contract extension.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: I'm not backing the black people on their two man
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: they made a big jig boo.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: It was racist. Oh my god. They was scared of
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: black people. Oh mom's a ghost.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: They would be just like will be cool city, cool city.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: That's why I watched. I grew up watching with my dad,
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: Abbit and Costello.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: I love I like that.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Who's on first?
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, who's on first? One on second? I don't know third?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: That is a great The timing of that joke was
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: like I watched the whole thing like two weeks.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Ago, perfect and I had DVD. How did y'all do?
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: That is?
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I mean the timing because it was so fast, it
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: was perfect, and they got like faster and faster and faster.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: You never lost the beat of it.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: I have all the DVDs, like, I love Costello. That's
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: what really.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: That's what made me like really like one of like
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: comedy comic like the Moon Alice, what are you talking about?
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Knocking her out?
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, what's problematic? Yeah, like to the Moon? Oh yeah,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: yeah I knew that.
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: I thought you met like knocking her up, knocking her out? Yeah,
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: that's just that you gotta say that differently.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: That was just that was just an everyday thing back, yes, man,
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: it really was.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: It was It was that, but like ass comedy is wild,
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: like I'm gonna beat your ass and everyone, because I think.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: She'd be like, oh, Ralph, like you ain't gonna do ship.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: No.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: It was almost like that's just how it is. I
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: won't make your supper. How about fat? I just saw
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: this the other day, said.
• 29:48
  Speaker 13: The term wife beater reportedly became synonymous for an undershirt
• 29:52
  Speaker 13: after a nineteen forty seven criminal case where Detroit man
• 29:55
  Speaker 13: was arrested for beating his wife to death, and the
• 29:58
  Speaker 13: newspaper printed a photo of the wife beater wearing a
• 30:02
  Speaker 13: stained undershirt.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Well, let me see the picture, see that. The problem was.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: That's how that shirt was introduced to me. But the correlation,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't think of it. I didn't learn that until
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: it was already ingrained in me, Like where's your wife beater?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what's that? They like, that's what
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the shirts are called.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: And I thought it was a blanket statement like usually
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: people who wear these beat their wives.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't know it was a direct story of a woman.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Was the leader of it. Yeah, I didn't know that
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: part until this moment. I don't know.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that either.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was like, because them, you know,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: dudes in the South were always.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Like I just always picture I turned on a wife beater,
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: but he.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Was always fully clothed in the movie. I always I
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: always picture somebody from the Deep South with like a
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: pickup truck and like a budwise or something. But it
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: was just a person.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: It wasn't like a specific case. It was like Larry right,
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: and I didn't know he beat them too.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Looking that up.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: I had just saw it. It was a meme.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: You won't talk about like how crazy memes are for
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: news because a lot of times is it be real?
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: It was a meme for new like like a means
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: on Instagram, you know how they get a little headlines
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: as a memet.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: It because I remember a couple of like maybe like
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: two years ago something I was like, don't call it
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: a wife beating.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's what I know it as I.
• 31:14
  Speaker 13: Started kind of the tank top years ago because of that,
• 31:18
  Speaker 13: and I thought I just thought about it, and even
• 31:19
  Speaker 13: before I read that, I was just like, that's just
• 31:21
  Speaker 13: doesn't sound.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: You because of your breast.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: They don't they.
• 31:28
  Speaker 14: Don't sliding on the outside of tay come in the morning.
• 31:34
  Speaker 14: The house, take it out, take it up side for
• 31:51
  Speaker 14: sports bros.
• 31:53
  Speaker 11: A man, here, you just need here.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: No, I can't call it a wife beater problem solve.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I want to end the show on this.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I don't we got time.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: We only got five minutes.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I want to do a random question generator and just
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: have you answer, you answer, you answer, Okay, And these
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: are not all like ridiculous like the other show. I
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: didn't want any connection to Squadcasts, except this feels just
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: like squadcasts chemistry, but the topics are different and there's
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: no no ideas under the sun.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Lou, this is going for
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: you and they're not necessarily all funny's, So just relax.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: What have you created that you are most proud of?
• 32:48
  Speaker 14: Huh?
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: I've created a lot of things that I'm proud of,
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: But the thing I've created the most that I'm proud
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: of is my young my.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Parody Young Oh the rapper.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I did a young Mom rap parody and what
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: was her big song? Oops? No, I called it oops,
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: but it was Ooh.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: I did the parody for that, and that was the
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: first video to ever go viral for me, and I
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: think it was I put a lot of work into
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: it because nobody wanted me to do it. So I
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: had a boyfriend at the time who was mad that
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: I was dressing up as a lesbian and portraying. But
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: I was like, the whole point of my song is
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: she's singing she doesn't like women, she likes men. That's
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: the undercover line of it.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: But it did so well.
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: I love the whole work that I put into it,
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: and it came out perfect, like I couldn't ask for
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: it to come out any better.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: So that's probably my favorite thing.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Answer the same question or a different question, different friend.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: All right to hear what's on your bucket list this year?
• 33:45
  Speaker 11: Not like buckets of chicken, bucket, a bucket bottomless bottom,
• 33:56
  Speaker 11: bottomless trip, the bottom of.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Crab buckets, a pop worship.
• 34:01
  Speaker 15: Bucket list means something else. It means what it means
• 34:03
  Speaker 15: to me, like no, no, I know the bucket list is.
• 34:08
  Speaker 15: This is just everything I want to eat with down.
• 34:10
  Speaker 15: I want a bucket of crabs.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I know what it means. Bucket of check like some
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: of these don't even come bucket.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Ducking of Brisket's funny, that sounds so the.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Brisket, brisket out of a bucket. I don't know this
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: person is called footy bucket up. It doesn't matter if
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: it's bucket my mind.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Man, like you can fill a bucket up with different
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: My first layer, I want that lay red velvet cake.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: You know you gotta throw some sweets. That boy need
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: to put out a bucket.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: You know what my bucket list was when its here?
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: The little forty pounds that was actually what motherfucking for
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: out forty pounds of what wait, yeah, twenty pounds of freckles?
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: Why would he make that?
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Like, you gotta do something you can drive?
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Well, this is before you die, right, I'm for real.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: What you want to do? Bucket list or you mean
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: that's not a bucket list. Let me tell you something.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna lose this forty. This resolution either either either
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: It the right way or you're not big enough to
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: get gas by past I will gain the weight to you.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: The forty. That's so much more fun.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like I ate a bucket of six months
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: straight to get these abs.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: I missed every flight in between, got ways a big
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: for the seats, I got a bucket of stuff.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: I got a six pack now all.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Right, pat yours, that's what it was.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Forty forty pounds, yeah, forty pounds, all right. So what
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: are you gonna do now though trouble's out? What's your
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: backup bucket? Like'sn't abtainable?
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: How about a forty piece? Just forty piece? I think
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: I could knock that hit up. The lady knocked that.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: I heard you got some cases.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Jail, very lady, lest get that operation back up. Chicken
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: is back, baby, let your right back, and she stillsn't.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: Why do we let her pear?
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: Just going to a differ city, getting right back at
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: the school boards from like your lawyers here, She sits
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: down his tear.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: He starts to uppack of hot sub. You know why
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: I'm here, you know, picking up what I'm what's your name?
• 37:04
  Speaker 16: Call me rich, hot Sauce, call me hot rag, call
• 37:09
  Speaker 16: me Frying. I'm your push up forgettle to get.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: On the back yard, the yard, getting the business jumped
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: up and riding.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Season the ticket. It was riding on Fry.
• 37:33
  Speaker 13: Perfectly frying, Oh my god, forgettle to gettle.
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: The back yard, the yard this season, the ticket and
• 37:44
  Speaker 9: riding on that just came to your mind like that
• 37:48
  Speaker 9: if it's I can do the first bar.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: You made your own, second floor, I made my own.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: That's a hilarious.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Here's yours.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: What when was the last time you changed your opinion
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: about something major?
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: With something major, like a like a news change, like
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: if you want to go, follow you before you.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Give you something.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Cheese.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, when I was a kid, I used
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: to think abortion was wrong and being gay was wrong,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: and then as I grew up, I changed my mind
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: about that.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, damn, I got the political that was my mind.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: That's a good ass question, Like you changed your mind
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: on thinking like grilled cheese is a sandwich.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: That's that's that's tough. Give me another.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Here's another one.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: I'm strict in my believe.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Literally the next question, tell him I'm blind. Pirates are ninjas.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: That's that week. It was like, oh, you're asking, hold on,
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I think Peter was like Niggy, I thought it was
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: for you. Answer right.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: It only was a random generator. It was an ancistential crisis.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: What do you think about humans?
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Abortion and homosexuality? What are your views? Okay, pirates are ninja.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: It's like, this is a crazy summit.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: News that's far. On the other side of random as
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: you can be on extra crisis.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Literally, no, no, what are you like? Okay?
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Pirates being ship like that?
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: They just have a little thing like that and just
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: walking around the tent. Talk alright, pirates, let me paying
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: a picture for it.
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  Speaker 2: Let me give you something to blow your mind.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Why not both? I am the captain now hate shwink
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  Speaker 3: spider Man.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Pirate Ninjas works, but Ninja Pirates does not work. It's
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: a very different thing. Pirates in this dojo, they're all loud.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: They got the peg leg, they can't his lip. They
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: singing yo yo, You're letting them know you're coming. That's
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: not a good Ninja Nina Pirates work. Pirate is terrible,
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: like so many holes in the.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Remember Batman trained to be a ninja?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: What if he trained to be a pirate, just like
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna learn everything from Rob's all good at first hard.
• 41:05
  Speaker 9: He just knows boat charts, catch the women, the sails.
• 41:12
  Speaker 9: I've never been in the fighting, but boy, I can
• 41:15
  Speaker 9: find the win. How are you gonna help Gotham? I
• 41:18
  Speaker 9: can't help the harbor.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Lands police. You got I know how to doc of
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: ship like nobody's joker walk to play.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: There's not a boat here, I'm.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: In a building. How fast could you be to the harbor?
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: How fast could you get to the water? Just the
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: water put it in the water. Could you meet me here?
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: I'm the one with the.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: School downstairs, trying to change the state to boat man.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: She's trying to call batman, but he's just way hard.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: To do it.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Like most bolts are like fifteen feet.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Top was like a sky. I never see it. There's buildings.
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  Speaker 2: Today.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Flag not the flag.
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  Speaker 4: I think we all know that niggas are better conversation.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Pirates be smashing each other on the boat, it'd be
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: that'd be nasty they do. They smashing out on sea
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: for like years, smashing each other like.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: That because they always say there's no women allowed on
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: the boat because it's bad luck.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: It's because y'all want to do gay ship when nobody
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: watching the places and had sex.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: Didn't when they get out finally after like six seven,
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: eight months, But what do you think they're doing them
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: eight months?
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: That's why the need all that liquor for so I'll
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: never remember this. Cartoons made pirates like treasure and fun
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: and stuff.
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: It was, but they were like rough butt seck. That's
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: how scurvy started from butt secks pirates. I but and
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: then they just got them off the boat. Kirvy around, around,
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: they scurve.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: All right, enough, this has been I saw, this has
• 43:07
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• 43:12
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• 43:13
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• 43:23
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• 43:30
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