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RHOBH Premiere: "Empathy for Eaglewoman" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hey, everybody, welcome
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back. It is a very great and exciting episode today because Beverly Hills premier
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last night, so Emily and I are going to do that. Hi,
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Emily, Hello, welcome back, and it is time for us to just
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get into it. Just a couple of things. Cabareami and Vegas sponsored by
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it. You do not have to be a subscriber of my Patreon in order
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to watch it, and I hope you guys will all enjoy it. Remember
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please not forward or share with anyone under twenty one, and please drink responsibly.
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Also, I think I've told you guys who the special guests are in
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my show that weekend, and I've got Resent MJ on Thursday night, Doug
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Buden on Friday night and Omrich Kapi on Saturday night and I was just talking
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with Amrit and I was like, are you bringing anybody to the show,
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just trying to figure out my comp seats and he was like, yeah,
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Vishal and Rich are going to be there, and I was like, oh
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my god. Cool. So it's going to be a super fun family Karma
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table and Nicholas as well, so I'm super excited to see them. So
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this is very cool. We've got a lot of stuff just popping off in
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the stratosphere of news today and it's all pretty much, you know, related
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to shall I say, Beverly Hills, so serving dish. Let's just get
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into it. So first off, we have to talk about kyleon Watch It
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Happens Live, Mauricio and Dancing with the Stars and things of that nature.
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Let's start with Kyle and Watch What Happens Live. So so first off,
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we did report the other day or yesterday, maybe it was things are getting
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away from Me, but no, yeah, it was maybe two days ago
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with the paparazzi photos of Kyle. I'm sorry, of Mauricio and his Dancing
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with the Stars partner in a parking lot, a dark lip parking lot in
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them holding hands. Correct, So Kyle was on Watch It Happens Live last
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night with Teddy Mellencamp, and you know, Andy asked about how she felt
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about that, and she was like, very look, she was very candid,
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and I have to say I was taken aback by her response. She
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seemed to be like, I don't know why that happened, and it made
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me feel bad. And Andy said, did you is anything going on there?
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And she was like, I don't know, but it seems like if
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you're holding someone's hand like that, I don't know if anything has happened,
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but it seems like there must be something. Something's going on there, must
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I don't know, yeah, something there. So also I forgot how close
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her and Teddy were. I mean, I thought like in my mind,
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like I thought I should say I was. I was glad to see that
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they were still tight because so much has changed in Kyle's life and I was
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never totally sure who was still around and who wasn't, And so I was
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happy to see that they're still tight and text every morning at four am.
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Oh I love that. I was kind of and Morgan Wade too, because
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they all get up early and work out, and I thought, you know,
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this whole accountability thing. I was like, you know what, that's
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actually not a bad idea. I mean, you four am. Are you
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up for am? No? But I'll get up to text you and then
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you'll go back to sleep. Yeah, it's a sleeping accountability. I don't
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need help with that, no, I just I think that's amazing. And
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I don't think that I have space in it in my life right now.
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Like I'm not willing to prioritize that right now, and that's okay, but
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there will be a time when I do want to do that. And I
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find it to be kind of cool that they have like a text thread of
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three people, because that is incredibly motivating. It's very difficult to wake up
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and start working out when you feel like you're the only one in the world
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that's up. You know, it's just at least for some people. I
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know tons of people have no problem with it. But like, you know,
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I like waking up in the morning. I am a morning person,
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but I just don't a wake up before six, you know. That's my
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issue. And I feel like if I could get up at like five or
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five thirty, I could really rule the world, and I just cannot seem
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to do it on a regular basis. I have to do it sometimes for
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sure, when I have to do it, but I would like to make
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it a regular thing, and I just can't get there, just can't get
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there. I wonder if now that Kyle is we're seeing her filming, and
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I guess this is about in February, is that when they started filming this
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season. I don't know. I just wonder if filming throw off those four
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am wake ups because I just go to bed too late. But anyway,
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well that is the thing. So I often have to do a lot of
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my recaps at night, and so then I'm up late because I use that
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time in between, like instead of a full nine to five work day,
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it's like an eight to thirty and then it's like baby doater time on till
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after dinner and then she gets put to bed and then I work for the
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rest of the night. So my day is broken up. So I have,
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like, you know, half the day where I'm working part time,
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and then I finish it up late at night. So that's where I have
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a trouble. I have a trouble to waken up because I was awake.
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I was up so laid. Anyway, that being said, a lot was
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said on Watcher Happens Live. Andy said, well, is that why you
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deleted your Dancing with the Stars posts, which a lot of you know people
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had noticed, and she said, yes, that's why, but I did.
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She said she did vote for Mauricio, and she has the proof because
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she texted the family thread, which I was like, you know, that's
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kind of amazing. I mean, here Mauricio's out there in the streets holding
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hands when he knows he's going to be popped by the paps. I mean.
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And Teddy even brought it up too. He's like, She's like,
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you know you're gonna be filmed, you know you're gonna be caught, So
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why do that? Why do that? You know? He seems like so
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thirsty right now. It's like he's just midlife crisising all over the place.
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And I don't like, oh, she I gotta say I feel for him,
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because I don't know what thousand percent feel for him. You feel for
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Mauricio? Okay? Why? Well, okay, because there's been they are
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separated, let's start with that. And there has been so much about Kyle
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and Morgan which it seems she is still based on Watch what Happens in a
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weird answering but not answering place with that relationship. She says they are just
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friends. Yeah, she's answering. She's saying they're just friends. Okay.
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I mean, I'm not saying if that's true or not. I'm just saying
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she's a place where that's what she's saying. Okay. So I'm saying,
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in this whole process of Maurice Kyle, there's been a lot of saying one
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thing, but then the other thing is true. And I don't know if
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that is the case with Morgan. I'm just saying it was the case when
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they announced and then didn't announce their separation, and then now they're separated.
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So I'm just saying I don't know what's going on behind closed doors, but
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it's my vibe that maybe Kyle has moved on kind of publicly didn't say that
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she initiated the separation because that was right, So she did initiate the separation.
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So like, I feel really bad for Kyle, but like I don't
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I don't want to vilify Mauricio because he's now moving on, moving on in
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the world's view on Dancing with the Stars. Look, I mean it is
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solgerous, it's so dangerous. I would never allow my partner to go on
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Dancing with the Stars, male or female, because you know what I'm saying,
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it happened. It's so seductive and they get they it's so it's literally
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the show is just Bravo celeberties bouncing back from their relationships. They bouncing up
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against each other. Well that too, But I want to say Kyle initiated
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the separation. But why you know? And this is where when you say
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you don't want to villify and Marisio, I'm going to have to by default
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of thinking that he must have done something in order for her to have initiated
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that, which is that he is allegedly a cheater, so you know,
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and and all things point to that, and then for him to go on
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Dancing with the Stars. Now the other thing which we have going to talk
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about that dance in a second. But Kyle said that the thing that gets
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her the most upset about all these rumors is that they're not doing it for
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ratings, and that why would you do that to your kid off to or
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something. It's sounded very believable. I mean to be honest with you,
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but to me, I agree in the sense that like, why would she
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do that to her kids? One hundred million percent? And then I look
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at Mauricio and he's you know, they're basically acting out a sixty nine position
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at the end of this dance, caeesaring, right, and so it's just
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very strange. Now. The other thing is Kyle and Kathy seemed to be
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getting along lately. They were all at Morgan Wade's concert the other night,
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and they're getting along. Kyle's a little worried because you know, she talks
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about her relationship with Kathy, as we saw from this first episode. So
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she's like, I'm a lill my Warren because I obviously knock him on their
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shows. Everybody, please like, don't mess this up for me, which
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I totally got because you know, you're walking on eggshells when it comes to
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Kathy, and like, it's just you know, we'll get there. But
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man, that's sign Kathy. The more Kyle I know on that episode,
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I'm like, and I thought this before, but I'm just like Kathy,
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like, why why do you have to be this like volatile idiot? But
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anyway, So another thing was that in Sutton's confessional in the episode last Night,
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she said something along the lines that p Que was not alone in the
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car the night that he got pulled over from the d US. She said
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something like, I heard that he was in lone in the car the NAT
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the DUA. She just cashed four million dollars while you were saying, yeah,
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she sharees Hell did. And then Teddy reacted to that and was like,
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well, I don't see how anybody who got a bottle of vodka in
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revisal of time, I don't know what it were. And I mean so
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she was like basically slamming Sutton for being well. Teddy also said she read
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the police report. Yeah, and she made a great point that TMZ said
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he was alone and that Harvey Levin, who runs TMZ, doesn't leave crumbs,
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and I was like, fair, I know it is fair one hundred.
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Yeah, and she read the police report, so you know what the
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streets are saying are it's different from the police report, but you know,
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we'll I don't doubt that he maybe wasn't alone prior to the accident. He
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was with John Legend that night and someone else he was out to dinner with
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John Legend and someone else. Okay, the other thing is in the news
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is that Deret and PK are living separate lives, like he's living in a
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hotel and blah blah blah. And it was really funny because on Washing What
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Happens Live and one of the people called in and they were like, what
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do you think about p K and Eat, you know, being separated and
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PK's living in the hotel, and they're like they were stunned because they hadn't
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heard. They hadn't they didn't know that that hit the blogs and the tabloids,
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and it was hilarious to hear Andy sate de Kyle, but did you
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know this before? And she was like like she was straight up lying through
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her tee. Then I get it. I mean, fair enough. But
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People magazine Dave Quinn, friend of the show, did an article that headlines
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that pqu and Durader saying that we remain committed. So they're saying that they're
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not separated, despite rumors that the two were living in different residences, and
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they told People in a statement on Wednesday evening that their marriage of eight years
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remains intact, though they've had some challenging years, which they openly discuss in
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season thirteen of the Bravo series. We remain committed to working through these issues
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as a nighty couple for our family. We have not separated, nor are
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we planning to do so. Rather, we are focused on healing, making
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changes, and doing the things that many couples have to do at some point
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in their marriage. Yeah. I mean, maybe they're going through a patch.
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Absolutely, It's wild to see that these two couples who were paling around
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together tight knit, are now meaning Piquet and Mauricio, Kyle and Derie,
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Bestie's you know, are all on the rocks right now. Erica did some
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press and she it was like a local news station, and she said that
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when asked if she speaks with Tom anymore, and she always refers to him
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as Tom Girardi, which okay. She said that after Tiago died, her
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dog, Tiago died, who we love, Thiago. I'm really sad to
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hear this, so I was surprised that we didn't know that. She didn't
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say anything about it. She said it in this interview where she said,
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after Tiago died, Tom was like calling her. I don't know. I
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think she may have had to put him down. I'm not sure. It
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sounded like she was saying that but then held back, but that Tom was
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calling her constantly that day and it was too much for her, so she
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blocked him, like two weeks ago. So that's where she's at with Tom
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Girardi. Okay, Okay, well yeah, I feel like, well,
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we'll talk, we'll get into it. But I just think, huh,
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what do you America is? Yeah, she's a Rubik's cube. Oh She's
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not just a riddle, She's a rub excube. You're right, Oh my
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gosh. Okay, So I think I have figured out how to watch this
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dance and listen to it. I'm not sure, but let's but I'm pretty
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sure I can pull up all right, So I'm gonna pull up the video
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file. Okay, yes, that's not it. Whereas it I thought it
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did such a good job. Oh here over here? Okay, Oh that's
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sad. I thought I had it all set to go. Do you see
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that on my screen? No? Would I I don't see anything. I'll
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pause this and then I can figure it out. Okay, I'm going to
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pull this video in and play full screen with audio. Can you hear it?
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Can you hear it? Emily? Okay, so this is we rise
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up. This is Mauricio on Dancing with the Stars, and this just as
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a reminder, this is dead catered to his family Kyle. Now he looks
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like, am I right Emily that he's acting out his and Kyle's relationship?
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Here the push, the pull, the the push, the pool and ms
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Slater is the dancer and she's wearing like a wedding gown esque look yes,
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and he's yes, he's wearing like a hulk an incredible Hulk style ripped open
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shirt and capris. Yeah, I love those, if only they were white.
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He's like like when Bruce Banner comes back to the Hulk, and yeah,
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he comes back from being from being the Hawk. Yeah. I was
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reading the comments on some of these things where someone posted it and they were
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killing me. Okay, so here's the end. Now, she just she
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throws him on the ground that she pulls him up, she straddles him and
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they're basically doing a scissor sixty nine scissors situation, but she's laying Oh right,
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Tim, Yeah that's true. You're right, You're right. It's more
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of a scissors but scissors you got to put a leg underneath, right,
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Yeah, I mean we're gonna get It's really neither, but it really does
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look like scissor. It does at a quick glance. And if you're watching
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this on the Patreon, you will have just enjoyed that video. One of
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the comments that someone said was like, he didn't even dance, and I
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thought that was funny. I mean, it is just leap around. He
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just lifted her up, but I mean that happens, you know with the
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men. They just basically pick the ladies up, they swing them around.
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I think he's very proud of himself. He seems very emotional about it.
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How do you think he did, Emily? I like her foot right on
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his face. I mean, it's fine, Like I'm the worst judge of
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this unless they're really bad, but you know, I'm more so watching I'm
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like, gosh, what these rehearsals must have been very steamy. I absolutely
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believe that they're hooking up, and that way, it's a convincing if they're
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not hooking up. They are amazing actors, both of them. I mean,
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she's a dancer, she can do. He's not an actor or a
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dancer. So that's why I'm more looking at him like, okay, he's
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he loved rehearsals this week. But I mean to end it like this is
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too much? And who choreographs this? Because I don't think it's the dancer.
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I think it's someone else, right, the choreograph ie choreographed this is
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what we're learning. Him and his veneers choreographed this. Well, that was
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the dance. And you know, I don't know what kind of ratings they
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got, you know, judging. I don't know what happened. I don't
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care. Uh. Also, it's yes, so great for dancing, Like
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so many people are talking about the show and we're not even talking about like
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Arianna, Like we're not talking about anything else but him. Yeah, So
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I hope for their sake there that he doesn't get axed because they need the
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ratings. Arianna did great. I watched her dance as well. Nice,
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but isn't that crazy, Like we haven't we haven't talked about Arianna on that
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show, not that she would have anything to talk about necessarily because the controversy
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isn't on her. But it's right, it's moved, it's moved, and
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I will that. I don't know if you feel this way, and we're
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going to talk about Beverly Hills now. But I'm starting to think if there's
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any publicity stunt, it's more on the on the Mauricio side of things than
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Kyle. You know, well, I don't think it's a stunt so much
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as strike while the iron's hot. You got to make your money when you
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make your money, and so if Dancing with the Stars, you know,
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like whoever is in charge of casting was really smart to see this coming and
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and have Mauricio. I wonder if they had asked Kyle first and she said
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no, like I'm in. I wonder if that happened. But yeah,
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I don't think anybody should begrudge like him doing the show for publicity. I
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mean, he needs to do oh ha, but duh, let's talk Beverly
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Hills. Here. It is here, it is. There was an eagle
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woman in this episode, which and Blue Raven. I loved Amy Kim.
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Just before we get into it, I just I miss Ashland. I miss
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Ashland. I miss her too. I'm gonna chisel her name right here on
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my desk. I was I was carving Renna into stick last night. Yeah,
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Scotch, I said it then and I said it a long time ago,
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and I'll say it again now, and I'll say it again in a
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year. You guys are all gonna through the day when you applauded Rena leaving,
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I agree, thank you. Yeah, Well, it starts off with
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Durit and PK and she's coming into the kitchen bubba buba. No, he
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doesn't start off with Durit and PK starts off with just PK. We go
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through all of this and our opening shot of the season is PK with his
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hand and ten bags sacks. Disgusting, I know, how consaulting as a
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viewer. Yeah, we don't need that. We don't. And then we
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get to coming in as a third gilmore A. You know, the look
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is interesting because it's very like, how can I say this without I don't
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mean to disrespect what she's going through because it's a hard time, but it
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really it's like we talked about it the other day, Angela and I.
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When you are going through a tough time, you change your hair. You
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know, you change your hair, you change your life, and that is
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essentially what's happening with her. Like PTSD marriage problems, You're gonna go dark
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with your hair you know. Uh. But then the clothes there are no
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labels. It's just very school marm esque, and it's like a whole new
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look for her, you know what I'm saying. And it really tells the
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story of what she's going through. It's like if I were hair and makeup
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or wardrobe, if I was filming something where I was in control of telling
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narrative, like what is this character going to wear during this season of their
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life? You know, this is what I would have her do, and
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she's just killing it. I mean because it shows a lot like we're gonna
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see a lot of vulnerability from Dereit. I'm liking this hair on her,
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I'm liking the outfits. I don't want to see any her showing up in
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labels. Although that confessional, Chanelle, can we have a sit down and
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talk about what the fuck you're doing with your designs? Oh? I know
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that? And also, Dey, why did you choose that? Yeah?
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So bizarre, But I will say on defense of the dark haired gals,
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also, we change our hair color when we've gone through something, and sometimes
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we do coat darker. But for Deirite, doing the most basic thing is
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very DeWit. Ahaa totally. It really turned Chanelle really turns me off when
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I see someone in a get up like that. The letters look like they're
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attacking her. Yes they are. It's looks really uncomfortable. They're spreading out
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the way that you spell Chanel in such a way that you don't even know
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it's Chanelle anymore. I don't know if it's an earring or a brooch or
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fasteners. It's too much, and I need the Eagle Woman to make it
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right in the world of Chanel, because they're losing their minds over there.
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I don't I get. I'm fine with a wild choice here and there.
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Like if she would have worn that to a party, I would be like,
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oh, all right, But the fact that she's wearing it for an
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interview, it's like she's it's very like yeah, it's so like death and
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gaudy at the same time, I do Gotti. Yeah, it's not chic.
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Now the uh she wants to have? Well, the Eagle Woman comes
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over, Blue Raven Spiritual Healers. They come over. Oh yeah, and
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PK opens the door of potato chip hands, shakes her hand with those greasy
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snack potato chip hands. It's appalling how can you wash his hands? I
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don't know why what she sees in him, it's so crazy to me.
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I know, well, well money and then then we'll see. Uh the
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doctor of the soul is how the Eagle Woman presents herself. Sure, take
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the ladies on a vision quest and PK has a good point, this is
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good luck with this group of women. You're not going to do eight.
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So uh and then Derate's hilarious in her in her chanelle, her eight ell
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like whatever how it's spelled out in her confessional where she's like, I can't
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believe it. I sent a text to all the ladies that I wanted to
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do this and I could didn't believe it. Much to my surprise, they
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all said, yes, can you imagine we first started fieling Beverly Hills and
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this is the first event, And they all said, yes, I can't
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believe they're going to show up for their jobs. It's unbelievable. Wow,
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I mean really really yeah, I mean yeah, So that that whole thing
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too with Dery and wasn't there. That was when we got the FaceTime montages
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of getting ready for the farm and they were all doing different beauty techniques.
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And now Kyle has a handheld red laser the I and the wand and I've
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her wand looked like you could it didn't have I was wanting to know more
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about Kyle's red laser wand Okay, I'm actually I didn't see it, but
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I will say I just recently purchased off of Amazon a gua shaw stone that
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is all so an infrared thing and it vibrates too, because I, you
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know, my sin is infection that I had a while ago, the amount
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of pain in my eyebrows and cheeks and everywhere, I just wanted to like
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rub my face. I wanted to I was like a dog or a cat,
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Like I just want to rub my face on like furniture because it hurts
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so bad. So I just was like, maybe I'll get a face massage
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or you know, I'll like be like sutten, I'll be like this makes
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me feel bit. So I ordered that and I and it's the infrared thing,
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which you know, you put the light, you can put the light
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on, you can put the light off. And then it's so funny because
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I did it for a long time and then the next day I woke up
28:42
and I like my face was really swollen, and I couldn't remember what I
28:48
did. I was like, that's so weird. My face has never swollen.
28:51
I said to Brett. I'm like, well, I wonder what's wrong
28:53
with my face. He's like, I don't know. And then like a
28:56
couple hours light, I go, oh, yeah, I totally did this
29:00
infra red thing for like an hour last night. Oh an hour. No,
29:06
I'm exaggerating, but you probably just shouldn't do it for very long.
29:10
But the mask that you wear is, yeah, I have that for like
29:12
twenty minutes. Yeah, it's probably how long I did it. I just
29:15
think that my face was responding because there was probably a lot of toxins in
29:21
it, and it went away pretty quickly. But anyway, well I love
29:25
those those stones. But here we are, Here we are now we know.
29:29
Now let's go to Durte's retreat, Durate retreat at farm and Sutton's in
29:34
the car with Garcel and she's like, I'm nervous. Now, why is
29:38
her voice like eight octaves lower this season? She she's been in a rager
29:44
because she's showing up. She's like, ah, no, no, see
29:47
that is something that you notice I didn't pick up on yet. But you
29:51
probably were like, I gotta gud get in the workshop work on that Sutton
29:55
impression. I gotta reup that session. Yeah, I gotta reup. So
30:02
then we find out that Sutton bought a horse that can pull a carriage,
30:06
which I'm like, I was confused because when she said that, I thought,
30:08
oh, is this for racing, because it was you know, obviously
30:11
it's going to be like a several hundred thousand dollars horse or a million dollar
30:15
horse. But then she said it can pull a carriage, and I was
30:19
like, what, You're not going to have that horse pull anything. My
30:25
gold bars over to sudden concept with Jennifer Tilly. That's well good. Yeah,
30:34
Well, Erica is starting her confessionals and because she's walking into this situation
30:44
and she's like alone because Renna's not there and that's really her only ally,
30:48
and she says it, my friend is gone. Yes, And then we
30:52
see the resignation letter which was circulating earlier last week, and it's Rinna.
31:00
There was so much controversy about that. Well that's because it was in a
31:03
screener and so everybody saw it and so somebody leaked it, so you know,
31:07
that's the thing. Like they put they released it. They're the ones
31:11
who put it on in the episode, and then someone saw it and then
31:15
released it. And then the resignation letter, which was like thanks for eight
31:21
years and not coming back, but then they were comparing it with Andy's diary
31:26
okay, and like that back and forth. And so I think everybody wants
31:30
to know officially when a housewife quits or they fired yea, And so it's
31:36
like they can't just give it to the housewife ever that they quit. No,
31:41
and they are not going to do it now with Retna, uh No,
31:45
because I think that the streams cross, like it becomes the mutual thing
31:49
where Renna's probably thinking about not coming back and she's getting winn that that she
31:53
probably won't be invited back. So they probably made their decision before they told
31:59
her, and so she tried to send the letter just for her own sake.
32:02
I mean, Andy has said in the past, like there's only one,
32:07
I want to say, maybe two housewives that have actually ever left the
32:10
show on their own behalf. One was Caroline Manzo and Dina right, and
32:17
also Dina right, maybe Dina, I think you're right, Dina and Bethany
32:22
Frankel didn't come back as well. So now so Erica's like she's walking in
32:30
on her own. They all immediately point out how skinny Erica is, and
32:37
Kyle's like, oh my god, are you the incredible shrinking woman? And
32:40
Erica says harmons and then to rate, which I loved in her confessionals,
32:49
like is hormones spelled? And then she spells ozempic? Wow? Wow wow.
32:54
Now when the producer asks, I mean this is hilarious. You can
32:59
tell when Erica's acting, you know, She's like, well, people think
33:01
I'm on no the itch and the producers like, yeah, ozempic, WILLGOVI
33:06
whatever? And are you? And She's like melan not that I'm on some
33:09
really good hormones that they should be dead. Yeah, well, why don't
33:16
you tell us what really good hormones they are or start a brand so we
33:21
can buy them through you. Yes, the Week all have this secret to
33:24
success because we all really want to know. Yeah, Erica, do it,
33:30
please do watch the hormone line launch the hormone line that were for it.
33:36
I do. I appreciated Teddy being like everybody's on something I don't know,
33:40
Like, let's not focus on women's bodies but at the same time,
33:44
I'm like, well, I do want to know Erica had. Erica has
33:51
often I just want to know, not because I want to be like hak
33:53
Erica lied. I'm like, I want to know because I just want to
33:58
know for myself. I want to know for myself too. Yeah, And
34:01
also I think that if it's misleading us as a female nation, that needs
34:07
to be held accountable in the sense that you can't just either say that's none
34:12
of your business and then we can make our own assumptions, which we will
34:15
right, and then we would still be mad. I mean, nothing they
34:19
do is going to be right for us anyway. Let's just say that if
34:22
Erico would have said, listen to your business and I got this, then
34:28
we shouldn't be talking about women's bodies. I mean, that would be better.
34:30
But instead, if she's saying that she did something and it's not actually
34:36
what she did, then that's just a straight up lie and that's just misleading.
34:38
So just don't say anything at all instead of lying. And and maybe
34:45
she's just choosing to be ignorant to what she was told, but maybe her
34:51
doctor's like, you know what, I'm gonna call this hormones. Well,
34:55
here's the other thing. And I think we talked about this before, like
34:59
when else Handler was like, yeah, I turns out I was on one
35:01
of these COVID drugs. I didn't know because I get these, I get
35:05
a random injections of B twelve and all this stuff, and I was told
35:09
like, this will help get you award season ready. I'm totally paraphrasing.
35:15
And then it turns out like I was given like an no ozempic style drug.
35:19
I had no idea. I felt like shit. And then when I
35:22
asked, like, it's like a nurse practitioner or somebody that came to her
35:27
house to give her like these various injections that she was getting, and then
35:30
they gave her that because she's like, yeah, I want to look great.
35:34
And so anyway, I wonder if that will become the excuse that Erica
35:39
says I didn't even know I was on it, Like, yeah, that
35:44
will be it. I mean, in fairness to Chelsea Handler, she was
35:47
like, I didn't know I was on it, and I didn't. Once
35:50
I realized why I was feeling really bad. I didn't want to be on
35:53
it, and that's when I found out that I had been given this thing
35:58
that I had agreed to but didn't realize. Hmm. So she's just going
36:02
to wait for it to go away. She's not gonna ever come kick because
36:06
now she's going to look like a liar. Shiver comes clean, unless I
36:09
guess what you're saying. She could say, oh, I didn't know,
36:13
but yeah, look into it like. That's the other thing she claims that
36:19
she, you know, is so intelligent and these types of things about law
36:24
and everything that she's learned under the tutelage of Tom Girardi, but then didn't
36:30
know anything about what he was doing behind the scenes. Now she also doesn't
36:35
know anything about what her doctor's giving her. It's just not nothing about it
36:37
is. It's just landing weird, you know. Not to say I don't
36:42
believe that she didn't know what Tom was doing, because that I actually do
36:44
believe. I don't think she did know. So that's that. But yeah,
36:47
you know, maybe ask your doctor what it was that they gave you
36:52
so you can look more intelligent at this point because nobody's buying it. Yeah,
36:58
and I don't think it's a conversation like Unfortunately, we live in reality
37:02
where people want and demand to know how you got the way you are.
37:07
You know, if you lose weight like this quickly because it's taking over all
37:12
the housewives and things like that. But so if she's just trying to set
37:15
herself apart from that and not wanting to be associated with that, why like
37:20
there's no shame in that game when somebody comes for and is like, I
37:22
took Ozepic. You know, great, I couldn't lose this extra weight.
37:25
I took ozpic, big deal, Like there's no judgment there necessarily at all.
37:30
It's just all right, I'm talking about it too long, so anyway,
37:35
and then dreat Wow brings up Bravo Kan. Oh my god, she
37:43
brings up Bravocan and and that she's had. Okay, so their eagle Woman
37:52
is there. They're all sitting down and to eat spiritizing that breathe song went
37:57
on forty five minutes too long for me. Was so uncomfortable that through me
38:04
great. I was like being inside, my friend also cold, really cold
38:12
out there. Even the eagle woman was like, I am an eagle,
38:15
but it is too cold for my feathers. Can we go inside and you
38:19
guys hug it out because I'm done here. I'm freezing my little eagle wings
38:22
off so dry. It's like we've had a difficult year and I want to
38:28
move through it and you know, be able to put it behind us.
38:31
I'll go first at cock At. I can't believe you said that about Pete
38:40
k. You answered it like someone who really wanted attention a cop and she's
38:46
like, Dorrie, I'm a shillman. And I locked down and gave us
38:52
a mother Evaka is what they asked for. That's what they wanted. And
38:59
I was like, I hated that. Yeah, I hated it. I'm
39:05
not a huge Derryt fan, but I was like, uh, I felt
39:09
for dirt in that moment at Bravocan and still like, what the fuck Erica?
39:15
Yeah, well, I couldn't believe her answer. At least that was
39:20
the most honest thing Eric has said. She's been more on, I mean
39:24
honest about her feelings. And when we see the real uh part of Erica
39:30
where she doesn't hide she says as the kids say, the quiet part out
39:35
loud, where she's like, I don't care about the victims? What about
39:37
me? Right right? You know? It's like wow, all right,
39:44
and there we have it. It's like if you're willing to say all that
39:46
stuff, why not just say it was epic? Yeah, like we don't
39:52
even care about that, you know, Oh my god, I'm a shellman.
39:57
I was like, okay, and she is, and she said that
40:00
in the past. She's like, I'm gonna give the gaze everything they want,
40:04
you know, like, which, you know, I hate that phrase,
40:07
so I'm quoting her, but like she does, and she did,
40:12
and the people loved it. They loved it, and it's Bravo con and
40:15
like they're always under pressure, you're on watch it happens live, You're always
40:20
under pressure to ask these shady questions. She's like, it was a shady
40:22
question. I asked not to answer it. And she's like it was a
40:24
shady answer. And it's like, well, yes, yeah, we as
40:31
a mass, we are animals, and we want all of it. We
40:37
love it, especially like a live situation, and when we're you know,
40:40
watching Andy react so crazy, like it was amazing. It was an amazing
40:45
moment. She created, Yes, at one thousand percent the expense of somebody
40:51
that's supposed to be her friend. I know, as we laugh, but
40:55
she's, you know, Erica's she's freaking out, Like that year was she
41:02
was getting attacked from all sides. And remember when she was saying, like,
41:07
I'm gonna talk about Mom, Majelny and and I let everybody else.
41:12
So she was obviously referring to probably Mauricio and Kyle, probably Dread and Piquet
41:19
and so much has is hidden in Beverly Hills. So I can understand Erica.
41:25
Erica kind of getting to the point where she's like, guys, we're
41:31
all tucking away your stuff very conveniently season after season, and I'm out here
41:37
getting roasted. So when are you gonna clock in? And so I can
41:43
pass the torch of drama over you for a second, because I'm buried like
41:49
her saying that the last two years of her life has been complicated, and
41:53
they all hurt each other in that group is again an incredibly truthful statement.
42:00
They all hurt each other in that group because you're on a reality show,
42:04
but they also bury each other's secrets in that group too, so they protect
42:08
each other more than any other. That the monologue that Erica delivered, Wow,
42:15
was rehearsed one hundred times in front of a mirror, and I felt,
42:21
Oh, you are once again the showman. You're giving the audience what
42:25
they wanted. It felt I wanted, and she was giving those women what
42:32
they wanted in that moment. It just was like, so she was so
42:37
statuesque as the tears rolled, and like I keep getting fooled by Erica.
42:44
I really like she is a great con. She's a pretty the pretty con,
42:52
pretty con. Because also then Teddy says like, it's like, uh,
42:58
I mean, I'm jumping ahead for second, but when Erica said about
43:01
not having empathy, oh my god, the empathy thing. But then Teddy
43:07
during Watch What Happens says that the only other person besides Kyle that's ever shown
43:13
empathy to Teddy from Beverly Hills was Erica. Yeah. Yeah, and I've
43:19
had and I mean I have worked a little bit with Erica and I really
43:23
enjoyed her a lot, and so I just am like, well, what's
43:30
real. And I've worked with other a few of the other wives, and
43:34
I did not enjoy it as much. Wow. Interesting. Yeah, So
43:40
I want to say, like, I'm just sad about Erica because I don't
43:45
think I'm ever going to be able to get over the victims things she said
43:51
last season. And I don't know if now we're supposed to believe that was
43:55
because of alcohol and lexipro, Like, I don't know what that like shoehorned
44:00
into this episode. Yeah, so anyway, that was definitely well listen.
44:06
As someone who is on lexapro, I do drink alcohol on occasion. I'm
44:13
also not a big drinker as it is, so I've never had the effects
44:17
of lexoprone alcohol because I've never pushed it to those boundaries like to the end
44:22
that she did. So, but it is a real thing. You're really
44:25
I think that you're allowed to drink on it, so it but there It's
44:30
so interesting because I think, like this should be an offshoot where we literally
44:35
just sit here and talk about Erica because I really do go back and forth
44:38
with her, and I know that so much of the picture that's painted of
44:44
her is bad and it doesn't need to be that bad. Like she's a
44:49
victim in many cases. What she said about the victims was terrible and at
44:55
the same time, and I don't want to excuse it because that was horrific
44:59
to I was like, oh, okay, that is just straight up like
45:02
delusional and selfish. But she's also her entire world is collapsing on top of
45:10
her, she's got to film this show because how is she going to make
45:14
money? You know, she is an entertainer period dot. And like you
45:19
said, then with this monologue, it's like there's something you know about the
45:24
technique, the Strasburg technique and those types of techniques where you're drawing from real
45:30
life stuff. And why it's so believable is because you're drawing from real things.
45:35
So when she does do her monologue, which we should all print up
45:39
and put, you know, an audition with that audition with this for sure,
45:45
every all you young actresses out there, young actors, anyone, because
45:52
it's like, how do you get the tears because it's coming from some real
45:55
place. Yeah. But then at one point she's saying to Dereat so coldly,
46:01
like is your marriage strong? You know, like I'm a shillman.
46:06
I did what I had to do. And then then to all of a
46:07
sudden be like we all heard each other. I was getting in him all
46:13
that as your friend. I liked you about jet, I felt so alone.
46:22
I couldn't even find my puss. I couldn't pat it, I couldn't
46:27
hear it. And I'm sorry, like it was wild, because it really
46:34
was like it was shoehorned in there in such a way that I was like,
46:37
where did this come from? I wasn't prepared for this, no,
46:39
because I thought she was gonna be like, you know, screw all of
46:43
you. But then it was also in the edit, it was the edict
46:47
was messed up. I agree, and I'm not saying that that was that
46:51
made. It was just a weird Uh. It was jolted. It was
46:54
a jump scare. It was a jump scare. You guys, She's crying,
47:00
She's crying. Like, yeah, it was very but I mean it
47:08
was nice to see that she was apologizing for being vicious for her behavior and
47:14
taking accountability for that, and she needed to the first episode out of the
47:16
gates. Yeah, for sure, so I can move on. I'm fine,
47:22
I'm fine, Yeah, I'm fine for this America. Let's go.
47:25
Yeah. Yeah. But I wonder now that we're talking about that edit,
47:30
like what else in the episode, Like, oh, we got to keep
47:32
this, like we gotta keep Jennifer Tilley, like I all of it,
47:37
Like I could have used a little bit more of Erica switching gears. I'm
47:43
just trying to register where her humanity and empathy starts. Yes, so I
47:47
kind of want to see when the wall comes down a little bit. But
47:52
maybe that is why it was less believable because it was so jolting and like
47:58
whoa like so I felt like, oh, she just turned that shit on
48:01
right, like baby. It was a little bit more drawn out and a
48:06
little bit more uh natural organic, Yeah for sure. Kyle's like, and
48:15
I gon axt in my turn out one more thing to eight. I need
48:21
to go. You've been talking through this entire Eagle Woman's ceremony for like two
48:24
hours. We're freezing. Even the Eagle Woman's feathers are throne. And so
48:30
Kyle's like, you know, this is intense because coming out of the gates,
48:35
we got her eer co apology. We can start the season off fresh.
48:37
We have Kyle acknowledging like, look, you guys, at this reunion,
48:43
there was you know, Kathy. I was the victim here. You
48:45
know, Kathy made me, She villainized me, and like, I'm not
48:52
the one who should be raked over the coals, and yet no one came
48:55
over and hugged me. Are you kidding me? Right now? I felt
48:59
like I was drifting out to which was sad because we saw those you know,
49:02
flashbacks to the reunion and Kyle was just twenty twenty. Though. I
49:08
felt bad that she was like demanding that they come over and hug her,
49:12
Like, yeah, there is the time that there's infitting on this show,
49:16
Like if you're clearing something up among another wife, then yes, But in
49:22
that moment, I didn't think that anybody I wouldn't have thought to go over
49:27
to her. Yeah, I was surprised she felt that way, and it
49:30
maybe it was because of again the edit, so maybe there was some downtime
49:35
in between what was going on between Rena yelling at Kathy and Kathy defending herself.
49:43
But remember in the reunion, Durret and Kyle had a very beautiful moment
49:47
when Duritte was in her dressing room and was really like, cut, it's
49:52
going to be okay, You're going to get through this, Kathy and you
49:57
It's going to take time, you know. So she was really with Kyle
50:01
in her dressing room, so we saw that moment. I felt like Dree
50:06
was a great friend to her. So I don't know, she didn't get
50:10
what she wanted out of her friends, and that's that, and you know
50:13
what, that's how she feels yeah, I get it. I just don't
50:16
think that I was surprised about how hurt she was by that, because I
50:21
would think she would have clocked that they maybe wouldn't be doing that. I
50:27
mean right, and then Garzel, Yeah, go ahead. Oh, I
50:30
was just gonna say, I still go back to the whole thing with Kathy.
50:36
I think that, like Kyle's fear of Kathy killed her relationship with Renna,
50:40
I think Renna is still holding onto something about Kathy that we just don't
50:47
know and Kyle does know. And Renna was a real friend to say this
50:55
is what's going on and then not exposing it and now's off the show,
51:02
and it's and sounds a little like this season with Kyle's confessionals. In one
51:07
episode, it does feel a little bit like she's saying that, like Kathy
51:15
was so hurtful and nobody was having my back, and I was like,
51:21
right, Renna kind of did. Yes, I mean Renna did, and
51:28
at the same time stirred up like, yeah, the controversy between them,
51:35
But what is Renna to do with this information? But you know when Garcel
51:39
was like, well, I was confused by you. You weren't going for
51:42
the people that were coming for your family, meaning Erica and Renna, right,
51:47
so, but they she wasn't going for them because I think Brenna had
51:53
something and I think Brinn was probably right, and so that's why I think
51:59
that she wasn't going. Kyle wasn't going for them, And it really just
52:02
comes down to she's terrified of Kathy, and Kathy seems to not need to
52:07
ever take accountability from her position. So well, I think the reason why
52:15
I think Garcela makes a good point, which is that by Renna and Erica
52:20
by default being kind of like an ally to Renna exposing and giving light to
52:25
alleging that Kathy said something horrible about her and her family and things like that,
52:30
that Garcel's point is like, they're the ones who made it difficult for
52:37
you because by exposing Kathy, it exposes it puts Kyle at the fault in
52:43
the center of it. Which that's why I get what Garcel was saying,
52:46
which is like they're the ones who are causing the friction between you and Kathy
52:51
because they're, you know, getting it going so and there. And she's
52:55
right in that if Renna didn't say anything on camera, there wouldn't be that
53:00
much problem. There wouldn't be many problems between Kathy and Kyle. Essentially that
53:05
would be this bad because by putting it in the public, then it puts
53:10
Kyle. It puts Kyle in a very bad, very very very very very
53:15
very very bad pocision, which is why I really do feel for Kyle,
53:19
because there's so many secrets and there's so many things that like she has to
53:22
bury, and now we have this, well, they all end up doing
53:29
a group hug and essentially we find out that Kyle and let's talk about her
53:35
scene with Let's just go into Mauricio because she's at the point of her life
53:39
where she's like, I have been having to answer to all these people and
53:45
do everything that I've been told, like live in fear of Kathy, essentially,
53:49
do everything for my family, and put up with Mauricio's bullshit for all
53:53
these years and I'm just alleging that he's cheated. But she's done with it,
53:59
and she's had it and she's going to stick up for herself. She's
54:02
gonna have her boundaries. And she says that to Daret about Kathy, She's
54:07
like, I just have had it, and I think it's great for Kyle
54:10
to be at this place in her life where she is reclaiming herself and her
54:16
voice, and I would have loved to have seen her dancing with Emma on
54:22
Dancing with the Stars in that exact dance. Actually, yes, yeah,
54:30
I feel like I know that a lot of people have voiced a Kyle fatigue
54:37
kind of thing, but that's more on the media surrounding the show, not
54:42
just I get that Kyle has to put it out there a little bit.
54:45
I get that, but watching her in this opening episode, I mean that
54:51
tension between her and Mauricio in that scene that was mainly coming from Kyle.
54:58
Mariso is treating her like his daughter, but also just I just felt for
55:05
her so hard in that scene. And then on watch what Happens when she
55:10
was like when Mauricio told her, no more tattoos on your body, and
55:15
she's like, I can't believe he said that on camera. I thought that
55:17
then or something along the sad Yeah, she was like, you just did
55:21
this on camera. I mean, it's really hard to see the forest or
55:27
the trees when all I can see is his veneers, and that's just really
55:30
distracting for me personally. But him talking about going to Coachella. Before they
55:36
even got into the situation, I was like, Bro, you're not invited.
55:39
Okay, please don't go to Coachella. The kids don't want you there.
55:43
The kids don't want you there, all right, But they always go.
55:47
I know, they always go. They always go. And he's like
55:52
rattling around as Smoothie as he's talking on twenty computer screens and here comes Kyle
56:00
like ready to film in her little agency sweatshirt. I know, her agency
56:04
sweatshirt. Yeah. See, this is where it's like she really does rise
56:08
above a lot of the bullshit. She has a very survivalist spirit to her,
56:15
and that just goes to show about probably her upbringing. And I think
56:20
she's very strong, Like she has a tendency to be able to bounce back
56:24
from stuff and move forward from stuff more than any housewive I've ever been able
56:30
to see, Like I don't have that type of Yeah, no, I
56:35
think you're right. But I think her motivation is a girls like and a
56:38
lot of that. But like if the girls aren't involved, if it's not
56:43
about family, like she doesn't give a shit by Lisa Vanderpump like she's cut.
56:49
Yeah that's true. Yeah, she had her boundaries with Lisa Vanderpump.
56:52
Finally, yeah, now when they when Kyle says in her confessional, she's
56:58
like, when you have to schedule a meeting, a go air schedule,
57:00
you know, air some trauma. So most of town. He's like,
57:04
you look amazing you you're working all the time. My name's Mauricio, Like
57:07
what's up with you? Like, hey, you're not drinking, You're changing
57:09
life. And she's like yeah, like this is oh my god. Can
57:14
you imagine if your husband's She was so I was so annoyed for her,
57:17
like Mariso coming in like that, like, don't treat her, don't and
57:21
don't treat the audience like we're idiots, Like why are you talking to her
57:24
like this? Like it was so odd because like they just didn't film and
57:29
they have to put some exposition out there, and how do you do that
57:32
in they didn't most awkward. He did not do a good job. No,
57:37
because he can't act. No Erica should have written him a monologue and
57:42
said just and don't show your veneers because they're too distracting. Shut your mouth.
57:47
But he's like, how many tattoos you have right now? And she's
57:51
like this is the first one. He's like, yeah, I knew about
57:53
that one. And she's like and he's like, I thought you only had
57:55
three. She's like, well, maybe you should look at my body a
57:58
little closer. He's like, oh snap. And then he calls her love
58:01
bean, which is like their thing. He's like, no more tattoos.
58:05
And then she basically gives her monologue which is like, I'm going to point
58:09
my life or I don't need to do any what I don't want to do.
58:13
Should I? Should I put some music underneath it? Should I put
58:16
some music underneath her monologue? Okay? Is that too dramatic? Yeah,
58:22
that's too dramatic. Okay, that's that's too much. That's going back in
58:28
after a walkout. All right, let's let's try this. Okay. Is
58:35
that Morgan Wade playing the guitar? Can you hear it? I Let let's
58:42
start again. Okay, Okay, here we go. I'm going to point
58:46
my life where I don't need to do it into the microphone. I'm doing
58:52
everything my mom told me to do to being a mom be an example for
58:58
my girls. That music is so loud, it's like playing guitar, you
59:05
can't even hear you can't even hear Kyle's monologue. It's so loud. I
59:10
just really, you know, you do how owner ship? And when I
59:15
was staling, I feel I do anything that's great, Kyle, I didn't
59:29
hear what you said. What Oh hey, Morgan, I gotta go.
59:35
I gotta go rehearse my ballroom dance scissor splits, splits, that's my thing.
59:40
How dare you? When I invented doing I wasn't wanting to do split
59:50
held you you could do the splits, And then most like, well,
59:57
uh, don't do it in rebellion? You know, to do it because
59:59
you want to, And she's like, I'm very fucking clear. Right now,
1:00:10
Morgan is just ever present with the guitar ready to go. I know,
1:00:16
I love it, right in front of him, leaning right into his
1:00:21
face, just oh yeah, you guys have magic tattoosh okay, Hi Coyle,
1:00:34
let's go to Morgan Wade's concert. Oh yeah, yeah yeah. Also,
1:00:43
Kyle's saying that on watch what Happens, if Morgan didn't have all those
1:00:46
tattoos, they wouldn't assume that she and Morgan were together. And I was
1:00:52
like, that's incorrect, that's incorrect. And then Teddy actually said everyone assumed
1:00:59
we were together and it's true, and that was so annoying. That always
1:01:01
annoyed me. I'm like, everyone complains about how on these shows people aren't
1:01:06
really real friends. Then you finally get two people who are like become best
1:01:09
of friends, and then everyone's an issue with them being real friends. They're
1:01:13
inseparable. I'm like, pick pick something. Yeah, yeah, I agree,
1:01:20
all right, So let's go to the Sutton concept with Jennifer Tilly.
1:01:25
She's like, knock, knock, I'm here. I mean, I wouldn't
1:01:31
be surprised, like, you know, with Teddy saying that she has like
1:01:35
vodka in her purse. I wouldn't be surprised if both of them have vodka
1:01:38
in their purse showing up at these fashion shows. You're like, let's take
1:01:42
a little nip off this before the Versace show, all right. I mean,
1:01:49
I don't have a problem with it anyway. I love that they've known
1:01:51
each other for twelve years. I've been waiting for Tilly to come on the
1:01:53
show in a bigger role. Yeah, happy to see it, Delighted to
1:01:58
see it. Great, And the moment killed me when Sutton was like,
1:02:04
I wanna show my success to my ex husband. I just do, oh
1:02:12
god. And then Tillie goes so subtle and her expression, I was like,
1:02:24
these gals, these gals, I mean, did everybody. I don't
1:02:31
remember that article coming out. I never remembered Sutton's divorce package. Yeah,
1:02:39
but that is the most amount of money I think anyone's ever had on Housewives.
1:02:49
May month for these sunglasses twenty four care gold three hundred thousand dollars a
1:02:54
month. Yeah she, I mean she also had. If you really did,
1:03:00
I'll stak down. I remember. I do remember reading that article,
1:03:04
though. I mean, she's got a lot of properties. She's got uh
1:03:09
partial ownership of two minor league baseball teams, a forty four percent stake in
1:03:15
a lumber company, oh shit, countless investment shares, whatever that whatever.
1:03:22
I don't know. I like, let's just assume she's got a great portfolio
1:03:25
from him and AMX reward points. But andre, but of course that can't
1:03:31
pull a carriage. That's the difference. I mean the three hundred thousand a
1:03:38
month for spousal support. And then I mean I just didn't remember where they
1:03:43
married, since like they were twenty years so, yeah, they were married
1:03:45
very young. And and I love the fact that she's like, I don't
1:03:49
have a problem with that. I earned it, I deserve it, Like
1:03:52
I know that she helped him build whatever it was that he built up.
1:03:55
And so this is what I love about this situation is that with Sutton,
1:04:01
she's a great housewife. You're getting the wealth, You're also getting that,
1:04:05
you know, the feminist angle here, which is her wanting to teach her
1:04:12
daughter, especially financial independence and autonomy, so that you shouldn't ever rely on
1:04:18
anyone else for money, which I think is great. But that being said,
1:04:24
yeah, it grew him for cutting her allowance like he couldn't afford to.
1:04:28
Like I was like, first of all, there was an allowance.
1:04:30
Second of all, like you're cutting it back, like what, yeah,
1:04:35
you know what I mean, because it could be Yeah that was gross.
1:04:39
Yeah, and you clearly have money forever and you're cutting her allowance Like I
1:04:45
hate him, I know. So yeah, anyway, but I liked this
1:04:50
scene, and I mean it was great. It was amazing. It was
1:04:55
amazing, It was amazing, it was fun. We've missed her everything.
1:04:58
Uh oh yeah, I love him our eye. That was so fun to
1:05:02
see. It's it's been a while since we've had a sidekick that's been as
1:05:08
entertaining and a lovable sidekick. Yes, absolutely, so that's great since Stuart
1:05:15
in Salt Lake City. Oh yeah, See, I always have a little
1:05:19
I'm always a little nervous that the sidekick is going to flip or I mean
1:05:25
Stuart yeah and lawsuit, Yeah, yeah, exactly, Stuart's his own thing.
1:05:32
But yeah, I'm always like not, I'm always worried. I'm not
1:05:36
as eased and comfortable. But I do like them at the beginning usually,
1:05:42
but then I'm like yes, and then I'm going to changes it changes He's
1:05:45
coming for you. Uh. We did talk a little bit about Erica and
1:05:49
her doctor and her therapist session, and uh, you know, one of
1:05:58
the things is that she was like, doing's upset about what I said at
1:06:01
Pravaka and then she says she wants to be a better friend and she's learning
1:06:06
about empathy. And this was a very strange moment when Erica says, how
1:06:13
do I get empathy? Yeah, to which I was like, ah,
1:06:16
you know who the great Ted Bundy asked the same question, Like legit,
1:06:23
Ted Bundy didn't know how to have empathy, And I'm just which checks out
1:06:29
which checks out, So this is so That's why I was like, I
1:06:32
was just very alarmed. Yeah, but Teddy did put me at ease on
1:06:38
watch what happens. And at the same time, I'm like, I think
1:06:42
I would have been I mean con That's why I was like, maybe it's
1:06:46
a con because it's like or you know, and also maybe she's just like,
1:06:53
you know, it's that I could almost I can forgive that. I
1:06:57
can forgive her wanting to ask a therapist on camera about empathy, but it
1:07:01
was very like it was another jump scare because I was like, are you
1:07:09
trying to tell us? Are you? I hate to like, I really
1:07:14
hate this part of recapping these shows because like I don't want to go behind
1:07:16
the curtain all the time. I fucking hate it, Like I hate being
1:07:19
like, well, are they telling a narrative or are they trying like are
1:07:23
they trying to do this or that? Because I just like to go on
1:07:26
what I see. But when she said this, I was so stunned that
1:07:30
I was like, is she trying to get us as an audience to believe
1:07:35
that she doesn't know what empathy is to excuse her bad behavior in the past,
1:07:40
Like she's but it's a weird thing because she's basically saying, I'm a
1:07:45
sociopath. I am right, nobody wants to I don't understand. Yeah.
1:07:50
And then for the doctor tri Jen, right, she's like, you can
1:07:54
you know, you just have to try to imagine what it's like to be
1:07:56
in someone else's shoes. And it's like, yeah, like that's pretty obvious
1:08:00
to everybody, but it doesn't come easy to everybody. I mean certainly not
1:08:04
housewives, that's for sure. But no, but like Eric is spelling out
1:08:09
antisocial behavior and I just I'm like, I don't think that's you. No,
1:08:15
why are you doing this? That's what I know? Maybe you can
1:08:18
I go back to the victims stuff. Yeah, So yeah, it's very
1:08:24
confusing. She keeps us guessing. She sure does. What a fun Stor
1:08:30
and Dete and p K's house with Kyle and Pizza Kyle. We hear that
1:08:38
Kyle saw Kathy at Sutton's party a couple months ago and it was civil,
1:08:42
and she does say that she's at a place now where she's not going to
1:08:45
be mistreated by anybody and enough is enough. Then Dete starts to open up
1:08:51
about her marriage and how she's like, I never thought that I'd ever say
1:08:55
are we going to make it? And that p K has been spending a
1:08:59
lot of time in London, and then she says it would be one thing
1:09:05
if PK like cheated on her or there was a reason for all this,
1:09:09
but for a period of time, he just wasn't there, right. So
1:09:15
this is obviously, you know, setting the stage for what's going to come
1:09:19
this season about her struggling with her PTSD. Oh my god, I totally
1:09:25
saw this article today. Oh my god, I saw headline. I was
1:09:30
scrolling through Instagram. I'm sorry, I don't know what it was or where
1:09:33
it was. But Daree was grocery shopping. This happened after the after she
1:09:40
was robbed held at gunpoint. She was grocery shopping. She had her handbag
1:09:46
she got out before she went grocery shopping. She took out ten thousand dollars
1:09:54
in cash for something and and she went grocery shopping. She put her bag
1:10:01
in her grocery cart stop, she went to the bag. Then when she
1:10:08
went it up to go check out, her bag was gone. Who in
1:10:14
this day and age doesn't know to never leave your handbag, your pocketbook in
1:10:20
a grocery car. Especially Durie's not carrying just any pocketbook. It's probably like
1:10:27
a two thousand dollars bag, three thousand dollars bag, and that's probably her
1:10:31
scoot around town schlock bag. Like I'm gonna that's PTSD maybe, yeah,
1:10:42
just like just not knowing, not being aware. Well, I would like
1:10:49
to know where she grocery shops. I'm start following her card around. Good
1:10:56
to know. And that's a tip for anybody in La looking for ten thousand
1:10:59
dollars right. Oh my, I can't even like wrap my head around it.
1:11:04
I mean, if I have like my Jimmy John's reward card in my
1:11:08
purse, like I'm holding that thing so close to me, you don't have
1:11:13
no one will come near me. I'll macee you. Yeah, you know.
1:11:15
Yeah, Garcela and Jackson Jade, this was what did you make about
1:11:21
this scene, this planned beach scene. Yeah, we kind of talked about
1:11:28
this a little bit ago because it was in the previews, and I still
1:11:31
feel bad for and seeing the whole scene. I still feel bad for the
1:11:38
way they the boys talk to her to garcel because it's just like the job
1:11:45
of the mom is of a mom is just impossible, and she's just getting
1:11:51
the shit heaped on her. And I think they're going to regret saying it.
1:11:56
Maybe there were kernels of truth to it, and I think those boys
1:12:00
one hundred percent believe what they're saying, but they're but they are kids and
1:12:06
they don't understand the gut punch that they just had. Well. I also
1:12:13
thought it was funny that Garcel's like, let's just this is a save space,
1:12:16
Like, what do you what do you want from me? Not to
1:12:20
go to Atlanta? I can't do that? What else for you to be
1:12:26
there? I can't. I can't do that. I'm busy. You know.
1:12:28
It was just so funny because like every time she try to like see
1:12:30
it, you know, want to like fix the situation, they'd suggest something.
1:12:34
She's like, nope, can no, can do I mean because it's
1:12:39
just for a seat. She's like, well, I mean I've got to
1:12:41
work, you know, let's take work out of it. What else can
1:12:45
I do? You're always working? It is a thankless job. I'm glad
1:12:50
it ended nicely with them being like it's okay, we have all we turned
1:12:55
out fine, and you know, I think it's great. And by the
1:12:58
way, when Jack's was having was saying to her, I don't need to
1:13:01
be parented anymore, like I don't have kids, and I certainly don't have
1:13:04
teenagers, but that seems to be the moment when when teenagers say that,
1:13:10
that seems to be the moment they need the most parenting. Yes, yes,
1:13:15
yes, I agree with you. Yeah, I hope that that Garcel
1:13:19
wasn't like, oh wow, you're so evolved and I am going to be
1:13:24
hands off, like maybe he needs a little bit more freedom. But I'm
1:13:27
also like, I know, I said that ship and that was I need.
1:13:30
I needed an eagle woman to be watching over me. So yeah,
1:13:38
it's intering. I mean yeah, I mean it's Ashland, So I guess
1:13:42
I'm gonna have to go on about her. She's with us, she's still
1:13:46
alive. Yes, okay, Okay, we're good. We're good, We're
1:13:54
good. They're cute boys, so cute, so so cute. This season's
1:13:59
going to be, right. It's always interesting getting into a new Beverly Hills
1:14:02
season. And here we are, here we are yeah, okay, because
1:14:08
we ended with the Mo and Kyle scene, well we did, I mean
1:14:14
that's right, the last scene. Yes, and it was weird because the
1:14:17
one thing we did to talk about was that Moe was carving Emma into a
1:14:21
stick, then Emma into his Crisp Nudes Veneers. Well, guys, uh,
1:14:31
Tomorrow over on the Patreon you'll find Southern Charm recap as well as the
1:14:36
bonus episode, which is The Golden Bachelor. Wednesday's episode was Winterhouse premiere,
1:14:44
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Darling and Emily. We'll be back next week for New York recap on Monday,
1:14:59
and then it's like we are just going to be going through it because
1:15:01
the next thing, you know, we're headed off to Bravo khon midweek.
1:15:05
Well I'm midweek. I don't know where you're going or where you're staying or
1:15:10
what you're doing, but you fly by the CDs. Great questions Thursday,
1:15:15
I think, are you leaving in the morning? Okay, yeah, because
1:15:19
we can still do our Beverly Hills recap on Thursday mornings. Okay, great,
1:15:24
because I'll be doing that from Caesar's. Emily and are going to connect.
1:15:27
It's going to be really fun, so excited. Oh my gosh.
1:15:30
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