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Episode 91: From The Deep · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Oh, Freddy, just listening to the latest Dom and Jerry show.
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  Speaker 1: They mentioned Posh and Becks the most famous celebrity couple
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  Speaker 1: of all time. According to some people. Our footballerr in
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  Speaker 1: his singer Eh Only went the most famous celebrity couple
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  Speaker 1: in Bolton tellably that Donna went to a local goalkeeper,
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  Speaker 1: Malcolm big Anne's wilson and his missus Claudine, who did
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  Speaker 1: the bit of singing in the pubs at the weekends.
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  Speaker 1: Now there was some glamour. He was twenty seven, will
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  Speaker 1: look sixty. She was sixty. Anyways, enjoyed episode.
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  Speaker 2: I'll see thee.
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  Speaker 3: With God as our judge and christ add as our witness.
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  Speaker 3: It's that Tom and Jerry show.
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  Speaker 2: Jerry, You'll notice the background is turning to more wreckage.
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  Speaker 2: We have the great clean up has beg gone.
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  Speaker 3: You're going I was gonna say you're going to rack
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  Speaker 3: and ruin, but natural fact you're going to rack and asperity.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, did this this room now is is properly
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  Speaker 2: taking ship. We have recon sorted here. I did a
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  Speaker 2: very much. It was a call. It was a call,
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  Speaker 2: and you're going maybe I'll use that No.
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  Speaker 3: No, if I maybe on it. Folks her keeping. I'm
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  Speaker 3: Jerry McBride. That's Tom. O'many welcome to the Tom and
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  Speaker 3: Jerry Show. As you set up first and foremost, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: the room's looking grand. I'd leave it as it is.
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  Speaker 2: You know, there's just a couple do you know, more
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  Speaker 2: than ending just for you. I'd like to display a
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  Speaker 2: couple of bits and like of a big huge shell
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  Speaker 2: for my cannon that I want you to see. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just want to put that up there. Put you
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  Speaker 2: in a good mood. I'm going to be a bit
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  Speaker 2: easily through this jar. I'm smotherless. As they say, I'll
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  Speaker 2: have to catch in the dose that everybody has gone around.
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  Speaker 2: You have hanging around in green rooms of comedians that
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  Speaker 2: were all sniffling and sneezing at the weekend. But most
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  Speaker 2: likely it was my own child just probably sneezed into
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  Speaker 2: my mouth forgetting, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, child is with respect, and we love
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  Speaker 3: our children. But they are just a little walk and
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  Speaker 3: Petrie dish.
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  Speaker 2: They're in little bowl of monkeys. That's it there, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And that's that's where I stand right now. I'm throwing
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  Speaker 2: everything at it. So hopefully my so hopefully I have
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  Speaker 2: some bit of immunity left, but I think I got
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  Speaker 2: the better. It had me in a headlock last night.
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  Speaker 2: I won't lie. I had me in the headlock last night.
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  Speaker 2: After three gigs over the weekend, I went. But still
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  Speaker 2: I'd never missed the Tom and Jerry show. You know me? Like,
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  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: So there you go, Tom, there you go. I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 3: If you missed the Tom and Jerry Show, there ain't
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  Speaker 3: gonna be much Tom and Jerry show.
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  Speaker 2: Buddy, Hey, shout out? Did you did you notice what
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  Speaker 2: a text you? I don't know if anybody's ever picked
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  Speaker 2: up on this, but did you see what I text
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  Speaker 2: Jerry during the week You might have been having a
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  Speaker 2: beer or something, but it was like, I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: night of the week it was, but Simon and Garfunkel
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  Speaker 2: were originally known as Tom and Jerry.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen that. I guess I was having a beer.
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  Speaker 2: There's a convoluted ways.
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  Speaker 3: A broad umbrother as to what night that was, though,
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  Speaker 3: Tom if I was, yeah, I just because normally Jerry's
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  Speaker 3: back really quick or there's an hour and I know
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  Speaker 3: if there's an hour pause or.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't come back he's on it like so sleep, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's asleep. So it was Tom and Jerry, but they
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  Speaker 2: were Jerry with a Jay. And there's a real convoluted
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  Speaker 2: mad way as to how they ended up their nicknames
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  Speaker 2: more than direct because the Simon, you know, and that's
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  Speaker 2: Art gun funkl And I was the other fellow, Tom Simon?
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  Speaker 3: Is he Simon?
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  Speaker 2: Is he Paul Simon?
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  Speaker 3: Well it must be Paul Simon. That's Graceland Paul Simon.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ship there you know that's what I know. Now,
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  Speaker 2: that's what I know, fox sake, right.
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  Speaker 3: We know them better as their original names, Tom and Jerry.
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  Speaker 3: But like you know, whatever Tom and Jerry's have come
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  Speaker 3: and gone in the past, folks, this is the Tom
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  Speaker 3: and Jerry you're listening to now. Baby. We run a show.
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  Speaker 3: We run a podcast. We don't run a tight ship,
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you that much. But we do run a
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  Speaker 3: podcast and every week we break it up into three segments.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to launch into the fort one here, buddy,
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  Speaker 3: where we talk about the scuttle butt man, that big news,
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  Speaker 3: the weekly, what have you. This is a very complicated case,
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  Speaker 3: mad You know, a lot of I a lot of outs,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of what have you, and uh, a lot
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  Speaker 3: of strands to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 2: Man, this season in Ireland has kind of has passed
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  Speaker 2: us by the it's wait, well maybe it hasn't. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not one hundred percent sure on the seasons of my
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  Speaker 2: My Polish neighbors would tell me.
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  Speaker 3: Stretch, stretching evening updated to Grand Tom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's wet. It's damp, wet weather.
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  Speaker 2: I seem I think just prior to Christmas is really
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  Speaker 2: when mushroom weather is properly upon us. Now, Irish people
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  Speaker 2: were not great foragers. Jar, We're not great foragers at all.
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  Speaker 2: Tall we like stuff brought to us. We do, we do.
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  Speaker 2: We We're quite industrialized when it comes to our farming
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  Speaker 2: or whatever. But I've noticed some of the Eastern European folks,
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  Speaker 2: I know, they're mighty for going out with bags and beads.
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  Speaker 2: Like my neighbor asked, you, did you mind if I
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  Speaker 2: go over a wandering your forest and go chump catch
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  Speaker 2: a few mushrooms. I'm like Jesus Christ, work away, my man.
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  Speaker 3: It'd be hard to say.
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  Speaker 2: Note well, in fairness, I'm not going to be I
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  Speaker 2: think he was just one wondering where we're going to
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  Speaker 2: was I have to giving write a passage to other
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  Speaker 2: chaps who was going out for the mushrooms. But I
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  Speaker 2: got quizzing him, and this is where the news has
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  Speaker 2: come from today. I got quizzing him at the time.
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  Speaker 2: I says, you must rightly know the ones you're going after, because,
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  Speaker 2: oh God, Jev passed down from generations generations. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: do you ever run across like one of the number one?
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  Speaker 2: Blow your arse out? He goes, Oh, that can happen.
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  Speaker 2: There's ones that almost look exactly like this particular one,
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  Speaker 2: blow the hole off you. But he's the one to
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  Speaker 2: keep an eye out for the ones that are hallucinogenic,
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  Speaker 2: the magic mushrooms, the magic mushrooms, because we do have
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  Speaker 2: him here and I don't know, I mean, he was
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  Speaker 2: saying that, you know, sometimes you just trip into a
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  Speaker 2: bit of another space or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: But the one that's coming, you're eating your mushroom sandwich,
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  Speaker 3: and all of a sudden you say yourself, there was
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  Speaker 3: a magic one in the middle of that.
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  Speaker 2: That was yeah. And more so I think he kind
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  Speaker 2: of got a stone vibe off it. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if he loosened the genic you know, he got any
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  Speaker 2: hallosins off the walls, weren't dripping for him, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think so. You know, the dog didn't sit up and
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  Speaker 2: start talking to him around like so for me be like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'll just have a beer. I know what I'm doing
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  Speaker 2: with there, But it would seem one that's kind of
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  Speaker 2: absolutely doing the rounds worldwide at the minute. Is a
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  Speaker 2: mushroom coming out of China, and it's in a certain
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  Speaker 2: part of the Philippines as well, and it has a
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  Speaker 2: very very these in particular, it just has this one
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  Speaker 2: and only thing it will do to everybody. You see
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  Speaker 2: tidy people dance around the tiny people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this is this is we've had magic mushrooms.
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  Speaker 3: I've never partaken in magic mushrooms before in my life, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: because it was described to me what happens, I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: not my flavor.
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  Speaker 2: I had mushroom tea and I didn't. I didn't see
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  Speaker 2: the attraction to it. I know, I kind of felt
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  Speaker 2: a bit stoned, but I didn't. I didn't see God,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't, you know, I didn't. I didn't right my wrongs.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still the same bastard I was.
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  Speaker 3: Priors weren't brighter, No, no, so maybe we're immune up
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  Speaker 3: air way that love it, I gotta tell you, But
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  Speaker 3: these magic mushrooms coming out of China, this is the
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  Speaker 3: big news. And magic mushrooms coming out of China that
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  Speaker 3: will to a man show you an hallucination of tiny
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  Speaker 3: little people running round in front of you. Yeah, you've
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  Speaker 3: got my curiosity, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Well there was a woman, an American woman. She was
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  Speaker 2: she she was poop poo on a basis, she's a writer,
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  Speaker 2: and but also she's a she's a high up job.
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  Speaker 2: She's a treasury secretary with the government. And she was like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not buying this at all. How is everybody hitting
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  Speaker 2: the same trip? You know what I mean? Yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: she went about it, and see, the thing is much
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  Speaker 2: like our Polish friend. He could tell you how how
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  Speaker 2: long to cook them. The problem is people are pulling
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  Speaker 2: them prior to fifteen minutes. Fifteen minute sounds like a
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  Speaker 2: long time to buy the mushroom when you are mostly
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  Speaker 2: made up of about there anyway. But if you come
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  Speaker 2: under the fifteen minute mark, that's the magic number, and
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  Speaker 2: you start offfing these in down and fucking your super
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  Speaker 2: whatever you're planning doing it quite literally. First thing you
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  Speaker 2: see is your hands turning blue. Like Tom, it's like
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  Speaker 2: the name of this mushroom in well they said in
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  Speaker 2: Mandarin is now I'm gonna nail this by the way.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, this is not this is not a person's name.
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  Speaker 2: Tom.
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  Speaker 3: We know if you don't nail.
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  Speaker 2: This one, no, no, I just like any other time,
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  Speaker 2: and I ever bring up Mandarin, I smash it. So
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  Speaker 2: Jan shout quing.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: That's it, Jan shouting Okay, fine, which you're happy?
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  Speaker 3: God damn. I don't know. Sometimes I can just speed
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  Speaker 3: run through a minefield. Tom.
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  Speaker 2: You know, honestly, I I've been practicing. I've been practicing
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  Speaker 2: it literally translated see hand blue, I mean will.
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  Speaker 3: Turn uh and and and not only see hand blue.
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  Speaker 3: See women.
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  Speaker 2: This is the thing every single person and the world over.
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  Speaker 2: Like they've taken these to the like the University of
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  Speaker 2: Utah to really test them. And you know Americans, they'll
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  Speaker 2: get some people to sign up for ends and for
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  Speaker 2: a few quid you know what I mean, they pay.
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  Speaker 2: They do pay people for blood, don't it like they
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  Speaker 2: pay like the two do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: They actually pay. So lads are probably going in like
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  Speaker 2: empty in their tank, but they will they'll throw it
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  Speaker 2: out there and we do have Have you ever done
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  Speaker 2: like a food blind test thing? I did six days,
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  Speaker 2: but I think they paid me like a thousand euros.
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  Speaker 3: I think ship don't my way time, I want a
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  Speaker 3: thousand europe.
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  Speaker 2: It was really really good and it was it was
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  Speaker 2: for the Kerry group, I think, and I can't fully
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  Speaker 2: remember what it was. It was just flavorings. I think
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  Speaker 2: we're supposed to taste. But it was super well organized,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. You couldn't like it was
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  Speaker 2: nearly like like being in a jury or something, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean. You couldn't really relate with other
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  Speaker 2: people what you thought it was until you were told
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  Speaker 2: that was the time. But by the same thing, they've
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  Speaker 2: brought people in to the University of Utah, which is
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  Speaker 2: I suppose that's that's that's Mormont Institute that it is,
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  Speaker 2: which is Mormon Country. So I suppose you know himself
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  Speaker 2: saw a few things back in the day as well,
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  Speaker 2: you know, a couple of gold tablets and all the
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  Speaker 2: rest of it. But yeah, every single one of them
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  Speaker 2: have described either little people or elves dancing and are
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  Speaker 2: marching around.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry, but like don't be like, no, I
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  Speaker 3: didn't see little people.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't see some elves though, Like all right, well
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  Speaker 2: here's the thing, Like I mean I this, I would
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  Speaker 2: go for a j I don't want to be you know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to see my maker. I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to go into your depression. I don't want to see
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  Speaker 2: all the wrongs of my life, you know, like people
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  Speaker 2: they take acid or you know whatever, hyahuasca. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want any of that.
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  Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't mind these little mims.
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  Speaker 2: Half and a half an hour dancing around the sitting
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  Speaker 2: room with a couple of little munchkins.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so walk me through it here, Tom. When we
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  Speaker 3: say little people, we don't mean like little people. We
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  Speaker 3: mean like.
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  Speaker 2: Would fit, yeah, fit on your hand, on your hand
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  Speaker 2: like some people have described him on the edge of
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  Speaker 2: their plate. So I mean, you know, we men, isn't
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  Speaker 2: dancing on the edge of your plate? You know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean?
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  Speaker 3: This is this is like, you know, this isn't Peter
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  Speaker 3: Drinklish rocking up.
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  Speaker 2: I just gotta say, Peter Drinklitch is not rocking up.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, you know, because you know he'd be he'd
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  Speaker 2: be a grumpy bastard. All accounts seem like top crack.
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  Speaker 3: But but regardless of that, apparently not and not well
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  Speaker 3: like in the little people community. But that's that's for
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  Speaker 3: another podcast. So these little borrowers, these little king Brian's
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  Speaker 3: come running out and they're about what like inch and
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  Speaker 3: a half two inches tall.
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  Speaker 2: They look like your average mushroom like they're there. There's
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  Speaker 2: a difference.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking about the people.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, sorry, the people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because somebody no, no, somebody described there has been about
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  Speaker 2: five inches tall. They could stand on the edge of plate.
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  Speaker 2: But they're about the height I suppose of a concrete block.
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  Speaker 3: Are a he man?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, like an action figure?
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  Speaker 3: So these were he men running around the place. And
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  Speaker 3: did they talk and they talk to you?
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  Speaker 2: No, nobody has mentioned anything about talking. All it is.
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  Speaker 2: All I'm reading is that they have the happiest faces. Now,
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  Speaker 2: some people have said they're real small, like there was
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  Speaker 2: one one professor had said had did their own and
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  Speaker 2: they were only in inch high there, so there were tiny,
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: tiny tom thumbs. They could sit up on your ear
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  Speaker 2: kind of thing. But they all are saying that these
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  Speaker 2: lads are top crack. They're not chatting yet, but they
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  Speaker 2: are smiling and grinning and dancing like just.
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  Speaker 3: Wave and just it's a small world, just like yeah,
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  Speaker 3: welcome to do luck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well listen, here's the thing, right, And I have never
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  Speaker 3: protup in magic mushrooms, Tom, And if you partake in
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: magic mushrooms and other psychedelics, wonderful. Let us know in
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  Speaker 3: the comments. It never appealed to me, Tom, because I
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  Speaker 3: don't know a situation where I would have an hour
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  Speaker 3: and a half a free time to kick back and
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  Speaker 3: just watch Liliputian lads gather all around me.
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  Speaker 2: Like there's arguments that people would say, oh there, it's
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  Speaker 2: healthy for your brain and all that. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure they're like by all accounts things like I begain,
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  Speaker 2: it's supposed to be very good for people with PTSD
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  Speaker 2: and stuff like that for reward the brain, which is
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  Speaker 2: it's in the same like as an automate medical case.
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  Speaker 2: But like you said, I don't see myself as having
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  Speaker 2: now I don't. The danger of it is this, right,
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  Speaker 2: you know what like five cans of beer, You know
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  Speaker 2: how long that's going to be in your system. The
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: problem with this shit is I'm reading here that there's
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  Speaker 2: people still seeing these motherfuckers twelve hours later. They're like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: i'd be done with him now at that stage. I'm
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  Speaker 2: done with most things after half that fucking time. Let
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  Speaker 2: alone fucking let alone twelve hours of these bastards dancing
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  Speaker 2: around to it's a small world like it would be. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's like it's apparently considerably longer like a the LSD
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  Speaker 2: trip is like three hours. These fuckers are hanging around
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  Speaker 2: for well up to twelve some to twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 2: That's my only fucking thing there. Now. I couldn't. I couldn't. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't let that wash now. A couple of people
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  Speaker 2: have said, yes, they are very happy and all the
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  Speaker 2: rest of it. But one fella, he was an elder
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  Speaker 2: tribesman and Papu New Guinea describes the effect, explaining how
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  Speaker 2: he saw tiny people after the mushrooms with little round phases,
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: but they were teasing him and he was trying to
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  Speaker 2: chase him away. But you know, maybe missing misinterpreted. I
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: wouldn't mind it if you could switch it on, switch
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  Speaker 2: it off after half an hour, but no, my little
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  Speaker 2: fuck know, my luck, I'd get a gang of bastards
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  Speaker 2: and they wouldn't be a bit happy at all just
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  Speaker 2: going around the place fucking weather. Huh, do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Like they'd be grumpy ol fuckers is what I'd probably
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  Speaker 2: end up with. So that'd be my only fear with it?
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  Speaker 2: Would it be? Am I going to get what everybody
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: else gets? Now? It's a sneaky little whore, this thing,
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: because like I said, it takes you got. If you
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: cook it for under fifteen minutes, you're you're fucked. That's
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: where you're gonna see the ogres.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, okay, number one time, I didn't know you
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: cook magic mushrooms, perfect answer, And I thought you'd dried
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: them in at them just like dry.
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  Speaker 2: That's when you want them to be magic mushrooms. Put
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  Speaker 2: these things in Yunman District in China. Like the Chinese
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: lads they're brave bastards, like they are brave, but they
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  Speaker 2: turned these things. Particular mushrooms turn up on all sorts
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: of restaurants and cook houses. They're in recipes, but they
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  Speaker 2: all just go. I suppose the thing is the way
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: they look at the Chinese. They're a great bunch of lads,
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: and what they're looking at is cook the fucking and
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: right put but Western you can't let us like we're
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: like children with you know, we need the corner softened.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Just keep them my way out of us, our out
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: of our sightline, and we won't eat them. Whereas both
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: the only thing is even still between July and August
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: in this district, the hospital's just ready themselves because they're
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: going to have lads coming in and going, little fuckers
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: coming under the fucking doors, and never they reckon like
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: nast Year did. Ninety five different people coming in going.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: They were fucking climbing the walls, laughing, rolling, running around
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: the sitting room, these fucking things. So as we're like,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: can you just get this out of my system? Please,
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: I'm done with the buys now, I'm done with these
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: fairy folk. And I kind of got me thinking though,
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: and I won't we won't debate too much because this
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: is very much about the magic mushroom and this particular one,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: the blue hen.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: In particular little people.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Would you have ever considered that perhaps that might have
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: been we might have a version of that here growing
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: ourselves because we have the fay folk. And now I'm hey,
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: now I'm just I'm just putting out there. I'm in
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: no way crossing the fay folk.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Long term listeners of the Tom and Jerry Show will
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: know that we have nothing but respect for our fairy brethren.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: But at the same time, it would not surprise me
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: down through the years that your ancestors Tom eating whatever
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: they could find foraging. More so, no, no, no aldi
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: up the road for these guys eating mushrooms out in
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: the wild would see some ship wandering around the place.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Doesn't surprise me at all in the slightest. Now, what
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: I want to get ahead of here? Uh huh. And
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: if you like psychedelic substances, that a thousand blossoms BlimE
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: all right, I've never met anyone that liked psychedelics that
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: didn't fucking love There's no middle ground of magic mushrooms.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: You're less either not on that train, or you are
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: the owner of the train. You're the certain top of
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: the hat of magic mushrooms.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. I love a beer jar. But
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing. If the only place to
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: get a beer was to spend a whole Sunday wandering
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: around fields for one, that's the look. I'm a teetottler.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: I'd been doing dry January. So what I'm getting ahead
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: of is anybody that is of the psychedelic vibe, and
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: you know the you know the genre of people I'm
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: talking about, Tom Tree surgeons, very we we were very very
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: earthy people. If they are going to suggest that the
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: psychedelic mushrooms does not produce hallucinations of lit the people
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: running around, but in actual fact, these psychedelic mushrooms lift
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: the veil over your eyes so that you can see
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: the little people that are always there at all times.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, Like there's sunglasses that Roddy Piper wore in
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: that movie Hin they live?
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just want to get ahead of them
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: and say, no, that's not happening. People, not a thing.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: How do you know it's not happening.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Jer I can assure you about that. Okay, how do
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: you I can tell you that?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Now? I don't know. I don't know.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Maybe, Look, you're not piercing the veil into some other dimension.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: I know. Everybody's like, yeah, I took this, and I
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: took the empt and I went into the nether world,
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: And no, you didn't. You poisoned your brain in a
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: very specific way and it misfired left, right and center
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: and lo and behold here you are now is what happened?
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Want to be very many as a time full of
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: you know, liquid substances. I've thought I was absolutely able
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: to do things that I definitely wasn't able to do.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Jumping over I would have drinking me.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: So I am unbelievable. And by the same token, yeah,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: that wasn't his own way loosen you know, I was
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: fucking having a loose enogenic fucking moment where I.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Thought, you drink, we need to be drinking.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Tom fucking Garth Brooks has not not.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Me, not none. Well listen, there you go, folks. We
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: are leaving gaps in our loocinogenic knowledge here, which are
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: more than welcome to fill in for us in the
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: comments if you so wish. But that's the big news
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: for this week. Mushroom from China showing you we people
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: running our around the place, all right, Wi lads and
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: the wee lads nearly became this lad nearly. This segment
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: of our show is is where we take one lad
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: and celebrate them. We had a couple of candidates this
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: this week. We had a we had a we had
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: a cow that could use tools. But like, really, that's
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: all there was to it and we didn't think we
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: could drag ten minutes out of it, but we found
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: a lad that we do want to talk, but you
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: did because I I'm very excited.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: This is one of the few times that I don't
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: want to know who Jerry's talking about here.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Well, Tom, allow me to introduce you to this lad.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Now there's that guy, right, What are we dealing with this?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: I'm with gen now listeners, I genuinely have no idea
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: who Jerry has teed up from here.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: No, this one. We were going to talk about the
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: cowd that could use tools because we saw that headline
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: cowd learns to use tools and it's like it's using
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: a stick to scratch it.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: So it's it's do you know what it was? That's
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: about all because it was the tools. There's the word tools,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: and I mean, you know, she wasn't using an impact
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: driver like to put together an entian reebar with it
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: with which away is a glorious looking tool, but no,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: no desire will ever touch one. I promise you never
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: touch one.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: So so we had to we had to freezing that
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: one out and we moved instead. Tom, I was like,
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: moved instead, move it up the road, Tom, I I
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: have one for you here. This is this is a
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: disc lad that is hot and fresh at the kitchen.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: This is happening as we speak. Tom. What are you
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: familiar with the Leviathan?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I am?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Are you I am?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I'm well, you know, the mydical Leviathan.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Yes, I that's the one, Tom, Because as we've talked
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: about in the past, my son has absolutely obsessed with
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: everything monstrous.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: So everything from the Leviathan too, what's his name, fucking
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Urgamander too, you know, to your commander. Yes, okay, the giant,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: the world serpent, the world serpent that eventually we killed Tor,
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: you know, in the true in Regnarock and what exactly?
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, So, okay, you're a man, you're a okay, all right,
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: there's another couple of people out here, Tom, the Leviatin specifically,
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: I want to say, the biblical Leviatin. Now we're both,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Some staunch, staunch Christians.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: We were born Catholic, and I guess that's what we
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: still fill out on a census to this day. I
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: got it apologized for not listening hard enough to any
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: mass that I was ever at, because they never not
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: once mentioned a massive world eating serpent never sitting.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I have seen in all the recent times chair excerpts
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: from the Old Testament, and I'm going I need to
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: sit down and read this. There's someone like the Book
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: of Enock is mental, Like there's some.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Class the new edition is pretty new edition.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: That whole school is mental.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: But we'll get that someday, folks. But the biblical, the
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: biblical leviatant mentioned in the Book of Job is a
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: massive serpent, you know, huge size. If you've ever played
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: God a war, that big can snake. All right, why
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: am I mentioning him today? Tom? Go on, he's waking up.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: There was talk of this about a year ago. We're
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: reading Attained It. Ah. It was like it was almost
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: as they thought it was just like a seam under
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: the sea of rock or whatever. And there was arguments that, well,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: it's slightly moving so and people got no, it's not
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: fucking movement. And this was the article I was reading
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: aloud to my own Who's going it's le viaton?
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Well, uh, the theory has gained space in the last week.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Tom Nice picked up speed the Now. I've done a
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: little bit of research on this, not much as best
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: as I can tell. There are arguments that the leviat
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: and snake that shows up in the Book of Job
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: to raise up out of the sea like the cracking
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: and raise Mary hell with the the Hebrews of the time,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: which I gotta tell you, Tom, please show me.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: That in at Mass we never give us the good
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: stuff to put. All we hear about his letters and
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: one lad to the others. Get onto this good stories.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: You get that nice scene, creed the fu out of there,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: and get some more monsters and kaiju wandering around the place.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: There are arguments in certain psalms that suggest that this
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: massive world breaking serpent that lies away for us in
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: the sea is an actual fact, the same snake that
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: tempted Eve and then he just slipped off and grew
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: and grew and grew into this massive serpent. But then
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I seem to remember him getting crushed under somebody's heel.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: So what the hell do I know?
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, that's a nice way to wrap up the
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: story if you didn't want it to go any further
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: than the Book of Job, Do.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: In the in the extended by Alion, because King King James,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: by all accounts ripped suedes of the Bible out going. No,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: people don't need to know about that, don't need to
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: know about that, They don't need to know about any
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: of that.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Well, we need to know about it now because the
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Leviatan is, by all accounts, waking up. Satellite imagery has shown,
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: as Thomas said, there what a rational mind would think
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: is an undersea mountain, ridge or range, or like you know,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: a seam in a lake, as you would imagine. But
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: what other more learned people are saying, Oh, no, that's
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: the Leviaton.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Where and where exactly is it?
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: It is in Chesapeake Bay, Virginia.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: That's on the on the west coast. No, theast coast,
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: it's it's hitting out, It's it's on the Pacific.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, the Leviathan, the biblical Leviathan, is curled up next
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: to the city of Delaware. I can have that, and
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: he is waking up. Appartly, what is.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: The evidence that they're basing this on? Now?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: The evidence that they're basing it on is they think.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: So, come on, has it moved slightly with a tectonic
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: blazer or something?
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, but they say that it's waking up.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: And this has lit up social media in the last
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: couple of days, and it's gathering momentum. But you don't
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: have to worry about it, Tom, because there's a plan
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: in action to freeze him again.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: They're going to get oh, they're going to get They're not.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Going to get anything. They are going to do it, Tom.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Momentum is building behind the notion that the current winter
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: storms battering the East Coast of America. Yes, yeah, yeah,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: including up to and including eight inches of snow in
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: New York and the coastal areas, that that is a
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: government project to freeze the leviatin your thoughts.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm do you know what it's. It's
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: if nothing else, it's a great Michael Bay movie, Like,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: isn't it Like it's Jesus Christ.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: This is this is genuinely like the plot of the Core.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: This is like, you know, into the Earth's court to
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: set off a nuclear bomb to set the mantle spinning again,
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: or whatever.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: The that was.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: But this is we need to cloud seed the entire
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: East coast for massive snowfalls, like day after tomorrow level
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: snowfalls to freeze the Leviat in place in Chesapeake Bay.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Do you know? I mean it's sometimes when it's it's
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: it's it's always where a good movie like The Leviats
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: In a course wouldn't be Waking Up, you know, outside
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: of Papa New Guinea year Up Again would be beside
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: rock All you know, No, exactly, A course would be
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: buy an American fucking city like.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Chesapeake Bay, if I'm not wrong, opens out into Washington,
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: d C. At some stage. Here's the thing, Tom, Now,
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not one to say that I'm right and other
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: people are wrong. Right, But with that being said, there's
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: eating and drinking on this one. You gotta you gotta,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: you gotta buy a lot to know that this is happening.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: To accept that this has happened, Number one, you have
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: to accept the climate manipulation is just absolutely a thing,
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: and the government can at a whim make it snow
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: wherever they want to. I mean, it just so happens
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: that they're making it snow on the East coast of
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: America in the depths of January, which, oh good, that
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: would never have been seen or heard of before. So
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: it's kind of snow season, don't you know. They're trying
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: to make out that this snowfall is to refreeze an
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: underwater serpent. Now they seem to have gotten the notion
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: that he's frozen under the water from somewhere.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but you know the very fact that the
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: water above him isn't actually frozen with.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: The water above him is not freezing. He's not lying
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: in Antarctica. He's not lying in Greenland. Yes, you know, yeah, yeah,
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: I think if he was lying in Greenland, the United
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: States would leave him to it. Ah. No, he's he's
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: he's lying in the in the generally bomby Chesapeake Bay area.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Ah right, But nevertheless, the plan is is to maybe
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: I read it wrong, maybe they're not trying to refreeze them.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Maybe they're just like, hey, let's freeze them with five
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: inches of snowfall.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I mean I just looked up to see
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: like he's technically, even by the Bible, still on knocking about,
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: because you know, there's not really an into a story
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: like and I mean on job forty one thirty three
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: to thirty four on earth. There is nothing like him
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: which is made without fear. He beholds every high thing.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: He is king over all the children of pride. But
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: then it goes to Isaiah. Now this is where I
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: think the.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: King Kong and got shit on me.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: This is in the In that day, the Lord with
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: his severe sword, great and strong, will punish Leviathan, the
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: fleeing serpent, Leviathan the twisted serpent, and he will slay
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: the reptile that is in this I'm sorry. If that
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: kind of gear was coming out of the priest set Mass,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: i'd be front Roger.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Oh God, forget about it.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. This is his top quality reading right here.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: They would sell popcorn outside Mass.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Are you like I've had one of those glow sticks
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: spinning around?
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: This is shine in next week for more Bible, I'd
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: be like, I'm fucking here, buddy.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: And it's like Sam seventy four fourteen. You broke the
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: heads of Leviathan in pieces and gave him a food
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: to the people inhabiting the wilderness.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: No, God, it's just like matro Man Randy Savage here.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do the role viotin.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, then I'm gonna get this was swore ye.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: By his spirit, He adorned the hill. He's him piece
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: pierced the fleeing serpent. God has already done away with
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: this guy. I'm sorry. If it's got, if it's Bible,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: bashers swinging this one God, as are you? Obviously weren't
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: reading close enough to half these things. The book of
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: job like God has already filled in one here forty
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: forty one, seven to ten. He's already filled his skin
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: with harpoons and his head with fishing spears. Lay your
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: hand on him, remember the battle.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but whatever do filling his head with fishing spears.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Tom just made a matter.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Well, I put him to sleep for long enough, So
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: unless he.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Will he limped across. He limped across from the Red
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Sea over to I'm assuming it was the Red Sea
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: where the fuck, I mean, where the Bible wasn't going
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: And we now go live to Los Angeles. So he
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: went over to Chesapeake Bay to lick his wounds and
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: fell asleep in the in the bay, according to reports
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: that are coming out right now. Yeah, and but he's started,
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: he's starting to wake, he's starting to shake. He started,
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Oh I got that, Yeah, I got that. And uh
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: and now that the government led by Donald Trump, who
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: is a god fearing man by all counts, AH got
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: word of it. And he's like, no, yeah, the lizard,
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I can't do Trump.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: You are touched like more from the fucking Simpsons there.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: For lizard, he's a big snake, huge But we've got
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: a beautiful plant, beautiful plane of freezing.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: By now, by all accounts, this could be completely misreading everything.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: That's because by all accounts there's a a mythical but
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: it's probably fairy fucking real Russian nuclear nuke that an
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: underwater nuke, and the plant it's known as the Leviathan.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: It's kind of it's kind of mythical, but the idea
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: of it is to not actually blow up a country.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: The idea is to poison the water around the country
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: with toxic waste, sneaky, sneaky. And it's named that the Leviathan,
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: which is a good name. If you're gonna name something,
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: be like something to do, yeah, be like something to do.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: All right, but but yeah, there are holes in the plant.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Time and we'll we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll wish the Leviathan
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: all the best in the future. And evershon if he's
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: listening to the show, by all means, hiss a comment
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: there towards us. I don't believe with the current leadership
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: of the United States that if they were having this
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: biblical battle between man and beast for the lives of
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: every single person on the United States, and they were
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: winning by deploying advanced technology that froze the creature in place.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: I don't believe the current administration would be siled about
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: any of that.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: No, they tell us all about it. Yeah, yeah, but
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: here's the thing. We read the sims out loud. There there,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: we're already, holy podcast. I think, job a job done already.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: I think what the lad they're looking at They they're
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: losing their fucking mind and they're losing. There'll be a
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: new church open, you know that. You know, the Church
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: of the Fiery Mountain is opening. Like, there's going to
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: be a new I knew this is. I would imagine
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: what this is. You know as well, the billionaire bastards
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: that have like those mega churches. There's a new one.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: There's a new one opening on the West coast of America,
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: and it will be named the Great you know, the
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Glowing Spear of Leviatan Death exactly.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: You know this I want to be I want to
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: stress as well. I think chesa big bay is on
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: the east side. It's on air side of it.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Oh shit.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Although I don't don't hold me to that because
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you, so, it's Washington, Washington State, Washington, Washington, DC. Yeah, okay, Virginia.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Don't take me as Bible on that, because I gotta
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: tell you I've got better things to do my time.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Take me as Bible. I've read the Bible just now.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: I got better things to do with my time than
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: divvy America up into different bits. It's all the wonder me, lads.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: It's happened in America.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, right off, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: As you said, it's not happening enough to the Iron Islands.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: There's nobody Connamara sweat about this thing.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: It's in America.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: What bit America, America, all of it.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna leave you with this, tim This is the
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: somewhat maddening better about it is. You know, in the
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: words of Alien versus Predad, no matter who wins, we lose. Ah,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: they are going to succeed in freezing the le Viaton
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: in place because that thing's not coming out of the sea,
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: because it's a fucking crack in the ground.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: It's a numb. I've watched YouTube videos on this. In
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: this thing, it's a it's a it's a hill ridge
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: on it's a hill ridge underwater, most likely when the
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: plates actually smashed into each other and where they created
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: mountains and continents before. This one is just a little
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: fat in.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: A little fat and if you look at it, if
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: you squinted it, it kind of looks like a curled snake.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: I guess maybe. But here's the thing. That thing's not
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: going to rise out of the sea. So they can
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: just come and go. Mission accomplished, lads. We froze the
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: ship out of job done, Trump, you know. So there
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: you go. And they say the world is getting to
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: be a crazy place. No, sometimes maybe there are just
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: gigantic sea monsters fucking chilling outside margins.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: What are the chances are there's a whole pile of
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: a commoshrooms being consumed in Virginia right now?
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: I tell you what if? What if wake the Levitan
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: and give him mushrooms?
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Now we're fucking talking.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: He's got always snakes calver out of here.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: We're Saint Patrick. WHENNA need it?
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Is that Mariana Trenschman needs it. Folks have your say
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: on whether or not the Leviatan is coming to eat America.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: And I dare say us true time.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Sorry, God's a little show up and sort it's fine.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Snap them not God, come down, smite him with this
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: terrible bright sword, Tom. Like we said, we went to
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: mass for a long time. When we were children. We
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: didn't hear any stories of no good. We had the
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: same goddamn fifty two stories read to us every once
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: a week, every week for a year, and then the
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: start of again. That's how it was when we were little.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: A lot of other things have changed, though, even though
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: that's still the same, A lot of things have changed
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: in the forty some odd years we've spent on this rock,
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: and we always talk about some of that in the
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: closing segment of our show called We Remember When when
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: I was a young lad twenty or thirty or forty
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: years ago, Tom, I gotta tell you every now and
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: then a news story will come up that reminds me
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: that I always add ten, I always subtract ten. I
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: beg your pardon from whatever the year is. So if
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: you if you ask me when two thousand and six was,
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, but yeah, that's twenty years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: you know, in an actual fact, like, no, it's nineteen
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: ninety six, it's thirty years ago. Like fuck, okay, I
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: missed it. Henceforth, when I saw that young Brooklyn Beckham
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: was in the news and he was getting married, and
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: I was like, Brooklyn Beckham, yeah, seventeen, They're like, no,
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: he's twenty seven. I'm like, yeah, seventeen. He was born
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: seventeen years ago. They're like, no, it's clear, clear's day
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: here in the in the paper that lad is twenty seven.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I'm like, ah, fuck, I did it again. I skipped
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: a decade. Yeah, holy shit, Brooklyn Beckham is twenty seven
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: years of age. But you remember when he came around
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: the first time. Tom.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: It's like when you see somebody in on a TV
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: disch TV show that you haven't seen in years, and
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: like Jesus age, You're like, well, yeah, it was thirty
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: two years. They two years. You know.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: So what do you think Joey Tribbian is supposed to
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: look like these days?
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking old ass man.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I know, old man, thrown back in a chair, just
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: a giant life. But it's so I always get and
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I can remember, like, like, the Beckhams have been in
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: the public eye and have maintained a public image which
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I couldn't I could only imagine it being my worst
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: fucking nightmare to be that famous for that long, because
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: you knowing from the outside looking in, you're like, you
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: would end up absolutely fucking mental. There's no way you
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: can live. I've seen people who have gotten marginally famous
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: and have not been aware of what they're turning into
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: and suffered in fucking Jesus Christ.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: And these two. These two weren't starting from a steady
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: base either. We're not gonna talk too much about the
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Beckhams because we do remember. This segment is called we
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Remember When we remember when young Beckham was born. That
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: was big news at the time, and it wasn't that
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: we were you know, I wasn't an avid fan of football,
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: and I dare said, neither of us were queuing up
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: to go see the Spice Girls. But in the mid
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: nineties you could not get away from these fuckers. The
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Spice Girls were literally everywhere, and David beck And was
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: the most famous footbler on the world. Even if you
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: try to avoid it, Tom, we were comedians. If we
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: were watching shows, people were making jokes about passion becks.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: They were a punchline.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: They were like, well it it was three or four
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: famous comedians had a similar line talking. I think even
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: you know Ali g had it when he was asking,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: you know, why did you name in Brooklyn? Was it
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: because oh, you know he was conceived while we were
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: in Brooklyn? He was like, nice, you know it was
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: me and me, Julie. You know, if we was to
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: conceive a baby, you'd be like, round the skips behind
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Disco would be the name, like you know it was.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Several comedians had this.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Is my kid backseat of an escort?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, so for that fame and that's where he
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: is frozen in time. For me, he's a child that
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: was named.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: He's a child, he's a baby baby bro a league
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: that the whole world knows where your parents were fucking
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: when you were conceived?
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Like that is fucking like and it's forever itched in
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: your first name. I mean, how that kid didn't turn
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: eighteen and go? Can I be Brendan please?
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Can you just make name me Sean Sean Beckham please?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, which fit's absolutely fine.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: But you young Beckham came back around last week and
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: may as God go with and I forget how many
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: kids that have now another bone called cruise whatever, leave
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: them at it yeah. Yeah, he came back around because
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: it was revealed by him in an angry Instagram post.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: His mom absolutely made a show of him at his
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: own wedding, and I was like, that kid's married. And
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: then I dive into it and I'm like, that kid's
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: married to the girl from Transformers, Like this is all.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Just I was married? All right?
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, right, okay, so lo and behold. Yeah, by all accounts,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Victoria Beckham, God, what was her maiden name?
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Who gives a fuck? Smith?
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: That's gonna bug me now, Victoria.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: It was something English smith. Anyway, she was working at
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: her son's fucking wedding.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and she she did the bit And I gonna
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: tell you as bits go, it would be funny if
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: it wasn't the kid's wedding, sorry, the kid's wedding, the
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: grown ass man the wedding. Uh that she got the
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: band when it came time for the first dance to go,
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: and now would you welcomplete to the stage the most
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: beautiful woman in the room, we would naturally assume it
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: would be the bride. Yeah, and lo and behold, posh
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: just rocks up and cuts in and a son's first
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: dance and dances by all accounts, ludely and inappropriately.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, do you know what I like a ballocks
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: like put it once we're voting on the game. You know,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: like if you did that to me at my wedding,
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: would say Maria, I go, it's got a little funny,
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: but I don't think the bride and you want we're
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: on that fucking we're in that zone where their buddies
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, you bad bitch, bitch.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: You know this was this was very this This walks
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: a fine line between passive aggressive and aggressive.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: What she had by all accounts, and we'll get fucking
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: away from the Beckhams down like we're just setting this
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: up as to what we remember when. But by all
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: account she was because she has a fashion company, she
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: was going to give her the dress, you know, we'll
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: have her dress made by her fashion house, and ran
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: into the last minute when I am not making it.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, just making dress for myself. There was I mean,
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: like in terms of shithouse ree Tom in particular wedding
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: shithouse ree, which you really don't see all that much
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: of a it's pretty spectacular.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: To be fair. Yeah, and look here's the reality. I mean,
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: the two Beckhams have actually divided all statistics in not
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: only famous marriages, but actually famous English marriages, which last
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: approximately one percent. I would say so.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Honestly, you know, especially because he was dipping that last year.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: All those years ago, you knew this was headed for
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: divorce and here they are thirty years looks like we
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: made it.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're probably weird to get divorced in her
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: late fifties. Wait else to be at, you know. But
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: what his claim was, and this is tea of where
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: we're going, is the young lad. He was like, well,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: for Fox's sake, because this is always the same story
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: with them too. They're just money hungry and it's fucking
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: brand Beckham above everything else, and they're fucking because he is,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: like I mean, there was the whole thing, you know,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: when he joined the World Cup in guitar was a guitar,
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: the world the football World Cup was on and like
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: people were going, come on, now, come on, and he's
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: walking around wearing like, you know, a sari or whatever,
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: and he's wrong.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Remember, you couldn't get away from these people back.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: But he made two hundred and fifty million I think
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: in you know, walking around talking about Maize in the place,
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Wasn't I just love my food? So there is something
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: about what the kid was saying, you get it, like
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: where he's like for Fox, say, these two are never off.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: That's what you're saying. They're never fucking off. And you're
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: kind of going, well, have you turned down the checks?
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, Brooklyn, have you have you struck out on
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: your own? How's the plumbing company coming?
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know there's that argument too, Like, and it's
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: nice enough for surname to have behind you, feel free
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: to change your name to Brendan Marrowsey. Do you know
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: what I do it?
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: In the morning? Adams was her Adams was her maiden name.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: By the way, that was gonna bug me. I had
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: to look it up. So, yeah, you work away there,
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Brendan Adams.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: I changed my name to Brian Adams. But you know
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: this is this is news to a lot of people
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: that this son would strike out against his parents. A
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: celebrity son would cascade in the big controversy and strike
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: out against his parents. Old news to Tom and Jerry
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: over here, because we're saying our first day out, we
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: have seen this kind of thing happen several times.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: It was riddled his life twas the nineties seemed to
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: be riddled with child stars or famous parents fallen out.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: There seems to be a huge divice happening everywhere with
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: famous parents or famous kids.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Absolutely don't come to us with no Brooklyn Beckham drama.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: We've seen it done.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Before and better and way better.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: And you've got a couple of stories earlier.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Possibly one of the most famous ones. And I think
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: we both we both chatted the famous one, and still
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: to this day I've heard him been interviewed a few
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: times and he doesn't sound He sounds all right, He's
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: got it together some bit, but still he sounds like
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: a lad who was definitely a child star. And as
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Macaulay Culkin, who you know, cul this was the famous one,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: the famous one where of course he was divorcing his parents.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: You know now, I think the mother was our but
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: he was just they drove him hard. They drove him hard,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: like they they.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: I genuinely don't know that anybody listening today that wasn't
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: alive in nineteen ninety really understands how fucking famous Macaulay Culkin,
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: the most famous person in the world for a while,
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: like he was like one is to one instant recognition
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: on a level with Michael Jackson and Jesus Christ.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: You could show a picture of him to like Aborigines
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: in the outback of Australian they'd be like, oh, yeah,
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I fucking came from home alone.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's where he was at. That's where
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: he was at now, I mean delightfully and I'm so
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: glad we could. You know that, he and he as
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: he says himself, I haven't really had to work at
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: all since I was about fourteen. That's how he says.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: We did. He's one thing the parents did do. They
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: buttoned me down for every residual, every fucking residual till
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: the end of time. So he has big checks rolling in.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: But the thing was they wanted about ninety five percent
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: of it. There was your problem, there was your problem.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: And of course, and they drove him hard and hard,
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: and he missed. He dipped out of acting at like fourteen,
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I think fifteen, he was, Yeah, he was, he was gone,
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: and he went back to school and he said, I'd
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: missed so much school and then it was fucking weird
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: and I just he never got to grow up with
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: the other kids put it all, you know. He yeah,
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: I think he did a bit in university whatever. We
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: went back and he's done a bit acting. And the brother,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: by all accounts, is a very good actor. But he'll
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: tell you himself if you ever run into Macaulay Culchkman
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: down the shop, is foul flower, some bit of fucking work.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: He said, Fuck me, I don't think they talk to
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: this day.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: No, they don't. He couldn't. I couldn't talk to him
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: for the for the prick that he was. I couldn't
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: fucking talk to because he's just a cunt. I never apologized,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: but it was the whole notion that he was. And
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: there was all sorts of famous kids for coming out
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: they were going to be divorcing their parents.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Like divorcing their parents was big in the nineties.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: The nineties. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm done with him, like,
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: and you couldn't do that kind of thing with somebody
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: has the rake of fucking money, like.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Because I gotta tell you, like, you know, at the
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: age of twelve, when you're being told to do X,
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Y and Z, and you're like a divorce you people,
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: when you're in nineteen ninety two, married couples couldn't get divorced.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: We'll cover that referendum on a future show. Who else
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: have you got there? Everybody knows Coula Culkan, he was
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: you got.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's a famous enough one. And we were
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: sticking with very Irish based people because the Kulkan family
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: are are of Irish descent and we may, as it go,
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Linday Lohan very famously always Horaula I think is originally
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: from Galway or people are from Galway anyway, I think.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: But since day dot, the shameless bastard has had fucking
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: making a fortune just get selling stories about his fucking daughter.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: This is the thing. There's a lot of this going on,
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: and I'd like to think I wouldn't do it. But
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Megan Markle's dad as well. He's like a fuck the car,
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: the car needs the head gasket, went in the car,
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: ring up the newspaper high commre. Did I ever tell
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: you at the time, Meghan?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. Do you know what you're clear with?
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Mister Lohan? You drove over my foot. I need such
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: and such a combo. Hang on to a second. Hello,
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: there are People magazine. Okay, Well, Lindsay's going to be.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Do you know what, do you know what the right
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: move would be is to be still in with your
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: daughter and go here listen, caught for a few pounds
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: and I'm not I wouldn't dare ask you for it.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Was there any chance I can rinch you on a
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: story about your communion?
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Real quick, Lindsay. If you're going out for if
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: you're going out for a drink tonight.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Have to yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: And and on your way back to the tax if
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: you can fall all.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: The battle somebody part fallout, do you know what I mean?
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be great if you could do that.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: If if you can just lash out at somebody, that
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: would be super. Pett go on. The stick's going to
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: be PlayStation I need to replace. Yeah, get to get
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: the work.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But so he like he's been a prize ballock.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I don't think they ever got on. But he's just
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: he came out of the woodwork. Whatever. Mark. I don't
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: know her fucking story like a cat.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Now we've we've only spaced we've only spaced for one
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: English person on this list.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: That's it. But Lindsay Lohan been the famous fucking Lindsay
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Loan it's an awful fucking thing to just co Would
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: you ever shut the fuck up?
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Would you do me one favor? I think that door
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: from the far side.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: There must be a point put. She turned around and said, listen, look,
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: I'll get you a fucking semid over fucking ook the
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: art or out clear Dollway, get you a semd and
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I'll put a fucking Ford Monday off. No, no young,
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: no older than fucking four years old for you. Yeah,
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: just shut the fuck up with you.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Just don't be running with stories the whole time. Michael
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Logan was his name, Michael Lohan. Yeah, yeah, you tell
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: me about called Michael Loan from Coalway has a drink problem.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming, well, maybe he doesn't have a drink problem,
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: he's a working problem. Any but the sounds of things,
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: the useless gun.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: If you're away, fround rotten yet again, well okay, And
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: and a lot of these stories, like I said, we
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: are we're not really making light of them. We're just
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: common and on what can we tell you them?
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: We're making light nothing fucking And.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Lindsay Logan was driven to the drink by our da
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: and our family. And you know, I dare say a
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: love of drink as well in the middle of it all. Ah,
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: he was a happy one.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Don I don't know if I have a happy one,
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: but I have an absolute fuck me moment where you're
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: like Jesus wept. What am I to do with this scenario?
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember back, you remember the matrix?
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Obviously you you're a movie guy, remember, Remember Laurence Fishbourne.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: I do know Lawrence Fishbourne.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, all the way back to fucking Apocalypse. Now, Laurence Fishbourne.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Laurence Fishbourne always seemed like furious styles now you're talking.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Always seemed like a stand up guy. And what now, Well,
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: it would seem that he probably was working too hard
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: or was at some point not keeping an eye on
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: what was going on at home. Because, bearing his surname,
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: his daughter decided I'm going into porn industry.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody's a grown ass adult here. Okay, You're welcome
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: to do whatever you want in this life of yours.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: But I want to say her name was Montana Fishburne,
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: wasn't it.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: I'll take a word for it.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Could be anyone with a name like that. I'll tell
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: you Laurence Fishbourne's daughter Nepo babies to call him. These days,
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: you can open a lot of doors, do a lot
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: of things. To turn around, go actually, do you know
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: what I'm gonna do. I'm want to do a bunch
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: of porn. I gotta tell you that would have been
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: a hard one for Laurence Fishburn to take.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: I would say, Jesus Christ is such a good name too,
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: like you could she could have opened an auctioneers.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you, Tom for nothing. It's not a
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: great porn name.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: It's not a great fun it's not it's not.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: But I don't want you don't want any fish based
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: puns in a porn name. I'm gonna tell you that much.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Now. It's true. But Jesus wept like to turn it
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: like clearly she like a serious falling out as one thing.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: But at the same time, you're going to bear the surname.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Fucking use it right, like go down the road, open
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: the center and Fishburn's fucking center. Sure you go, that's
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Laurence's daughter. Let's see if she has the red pillar
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: of the blue pillow. You know what I mean, she
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: could open a pharmacy. Yeah, and at all red pill
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: blue pill pharmacy. You know it's not like, it's not
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Murphy's it's you know, it's fishborn, like even stay falling
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: out with the But if you're going to use the name,
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: it was clearly like now home. Might maybe she just
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: had a lifelong ambition to get raided on camera. Maybe
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: she did the heart wants what the heart wants on.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was back. Maybe she just wants to get
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: booked on camera. Maybe but at the same time, like
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: change your name to fucking you know, Montanna Mountains or
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: something like that.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Jesus Mountains is a wonderful, fucking porn name.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: But no, she stuck with the name clearly, and he
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: has to stay acting then because you know every set
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: he's on, then you're going, well, because you can't say it.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: You could say, if the daughter was out the falling out,
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: you're going, geez, she was way out of line there now.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: But there's nobody. Nobody can turn around set and go, uh,
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: I see the daughter's important. You can't like, how's.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: The one getting along there?
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: There's no there's no brooch in it at all. All.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: There really isn't you know. You know, I'm gonna tell you.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: At the same time, she's a grown ass woman can
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: do what everyone, But that's a rare instant of a
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: parent falling out with a child. I understand that I
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: was fairly dorty coming the end of no point intended,
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: but like you know, there was an acrimonious fallen out
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: between them. But that's a parent falling out with a
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: child because of their actions, rather than a child falling
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: out with because the parent's actions. Yes, so we've seen
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: it all. Just true, just true. I don't have a
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: good closer for this, but.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: This is only just I mean, you have to wonder
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: what poor out. I've just tried to think what did
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe it wasn't poor up. Maybe it has a bollocks
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: of an out like growing up like that. But she
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: could have done it another way. She just could have
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: cleaned them out some which way or something like, or
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: sold the story like the.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Fuck, there's no fucking I'm not gonna fucking open my mouth. Tom,
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say it at the end of the
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Tom and Jerry Show if I let loose what I
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: was about to let loose.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: One final one and I suppose both both both famous
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: and I suppose he's kind of fallen out hard times
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: in recent in recent times, but is Billy Ray Cyrus
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: and Miley Cyrus have had a right right ruptures time
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: and whatever whatever.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Say as we say, up their way, Tom, they don't talk.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: They don't talk, tis true. And he was in was
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: he he was basically he was drunk trying to sing
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: on a fucking thing there last year. It's it's an
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: awful fucking scandal, like he's trying to think Aggy, break
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: the heart and just off for fox sake.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Nobody was asking Billy Ray Cyrus to do much, so
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: he doing nothing was an option for him. But apparently
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: he couldn't do that.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: We see, I don't know when a fellow has just
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: like egos and all the things, like he must have
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: been looking at the daughter going what is your fucking one? Now?
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: One thing, I will say, he had one all fucking June.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: She took the fucking ball and ran with it, like you're.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Not meaning Miley Cyrus is a very talented young woman.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Well she's gotten a lot more fucking hits than he
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: ever has. But by all accounts, he was fucking lord
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: and over her and all the rest of it. And
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: after that she's like, well, fuck you anyway, and I
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: think fuck.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: You, Billy Ray cyrus, I'll give you much to think.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: About, fucking wrecking ball through your fucking house. But yeah,
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: that's so. There has been the clatter of these things
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: down through the years, and you think people would be
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: smart enough to sidestep these kind of scenarios, But it
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: seems to boil down to somebody in the relationship is
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: a money hungry count People are no.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Good with money. People are screaming at this, people are
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: screaming at the at the at the podcast right now.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: What about Britney Spears's dad, same thing, only different.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: Same thing, only different. I find that story all very sad. Now,
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: so I do. It's yeah, but same instance of like
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: you know, who's to say, Tom, a very young, very
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: young lads all of a sudden became like a multi millionaire.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Oh Jesus Christ, back up the truck and go whatever
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: you can give me, whatever you would give me, stay
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: on the fuck out of it. If you yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: what you need not a matter not about it?
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: All right there? Kid. You want to you want to
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: keep the you want to keep the money coming. And
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: and these are things that we've seen in our life. Tom,
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: and I do think, I do think that we're not
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: done seeing this kind of thing. I can't wait for
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: like ten or fifteen years time and all of the
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: child's streamers and the Ryan's Toire reviews, and when all
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: that comes out, O lord, there's a creepy level of
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: that that himself to throw on it.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: So I've got turned off to fuck. And it was
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: one yesterday anywhere they were all going to get Saint
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Patti's day gear because that they were going chasing the
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Leprecaunts and it's so middle it's fat count of an owl.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Fella is with his kids going Okay, God, smash that
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: like button. I'm like, there is no there's one fiber
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: of my fucking being. Could ever ever put me in
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: front of a camera like that with my because I'll
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: still be an outlet when he becomes an outlet. He
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: looked at me going, are you well? You all right?
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Back then?
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Like what are we doing here? Dad?
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Was man not fucking talking to you? What back then?
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: What? What was the what was the end game here? Yeah?
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: So I'm keeping a very interesting night. And it's one
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: thing when your child naturally falls into it, like Ryan's
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: Tire Reviews just organically became this monster hit, and I
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: go it's quite another thing to be sitting your kids
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: out to make YouTube videos to get five hundred and
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: fifty views. Yeah, a bunch of very fucking inappropriate comments,
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: and you're making no fucking money out of it. And
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: I sat through seven years of that. That's when the
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: ship's gonna hit the fan. I'm very interested in how
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: that is. But the old fashioned way was to divorce
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: your parents.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Malachie Colkin, Melicky Colin, you know what that's fucking more.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: That's more like it, Melchy Colkin. He draws cold for Brian's, doesn't.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: They the way? Who are we missing? Like I said,
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: who are we missing? You can let us know in
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: the comments, folks. You let us know all your thoughts
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: about a spire?
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: What was the comments?
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: What was the fallout from the spire?
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: People don't like it? Tom don't like it? No, no, no.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Because I have. I never brought it up, juring it
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: because it's such a controversial thing. No, it's not a
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: fucking forgot. I don't care about it, kind of you know,
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: ruffling the fucking the seabed. I never mentioned the pool
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: big towers, but I think we talked about it before
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: dropping them. Fucking things like, but people get people at
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Dublin Versus whatever reason, get very nostalgic about them Pool
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Big Towers. But I think I guess it's because they
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: see him when they fly back in.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: But you know, you don't have to keep telling you
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: this time and time again. You don't have to put
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: special effort into a movement to knock the Pool Big terrors.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: What you need to do is wait about five years
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: and those fucker are just gonna fall. Yeah, as simple
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: as that.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: So tell us, well, how did people did not like
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: this spire?
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Didn't like the spire? No, but I'm going to give
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: a shout out to Shane o'dee nineteen ninety seven. I watched.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: My brain just can't figure out how old this man is.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: If nineteen ninety seven is his data, bart n thirty
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: twenty nine, twenty nine. Yeah, see in my brain, I
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, yeah, nineteen ninety seven, you clearly never
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: were twenty years ago.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: You clearly never worked on the door there.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: No, no, it's no, it's it's somes. I missed ten years.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Every time I think back, I missed ten years. I'm
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: like Lord of the Rings released fifteen years ago. No,
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: dickhead twenty five. Shane lives in Broom.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: He lives in Broom.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: He lives in Broom, Austrae.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, from the surf and priest territory.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, some surfing. Priestly is priestly and fatherly him is
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: a lovely man by all kinds. So Shane, if he
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: is indeed then and Broom, he's not going to Mass.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: And there you go when he says is mad that
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: this story has made it back home. That's the Internet
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: for you, Shane, And thank you very much for listening.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: If indeed you do listen, Yeah, you would listen withn't.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: He Well, he'd listen. He's not going to mess.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: That's what that's what listening to our podcast, that's what.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: The dynamic is there. He's not going to Mass, but
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: fatherly himself. Do you know what, I'm in no way
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: surprised that he's lovely man.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: No, I mean like you around the place, saving lads
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: from from from fuel hardiness.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So look I think we kind
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: of gave him to that conclusion ourselves that.
• 59:41
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• 59:44
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• 59:47
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• 59:49
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• 59:51
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• 59:54
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• 59:57
  Speaker 3: a Twitter account and it's going to be posted a.
• 59:59
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• 1:00:11
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• 1:00:58
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• 1:01:03
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• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Holy shit, forget about it.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Good stuff as well as that. Just share it, share
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: it about, tell everybody about it. It seems like more
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: and more people are joining the the Klan, the Tom
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: and Jerry Klan.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: And it's we've got to get a better name for
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: that thing. Tom.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I suppose I like clan not with a K,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: you know, the Irish fucking Brian Brew sense Come on,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: why would you immediately go there? I can see your
• 1:01:27
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• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: What can I tell you? The Klan with a K
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: have great pr Tom.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: They do, they do, they do? But no, look see
• 1:01:35
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• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: Listen unless Leviaton wakes up and eats us all. We'll
• 1:01:40
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• 1:01:42
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