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- 0:10Speaker 1: Ye, Welcome to the show, Friends, Neighbors, Ridiculous Historians. My
- 0:26Speaker 1: name is Ben, My name is Nolan ben Can. I
- 0:29Speaker 1: first start today by saying to you, thank you for
- 0:33Speaker 1: being a friend, travel down the road and back. You
- 0:38Speaker 1: know this? You know this is yeah, I can actually
- 0:41Speaker 1: play it on ukulele. You're a friend and a convent. Yeah.
- 0:46Speaker 1: When I sing that to you, Ben, I sing that
- 0:47Speaker 1: to the entire ridiculous history community at large, whether or
- 0:51Speaker 1: not you remember of the Ridiculous Historians Facebook community, right,
- 0:55Speaker 1: Ridiculous Historians Facebook community, which we started along with super
- 1:00Speaker 1: producer Casey Pegram, to whom we dedicate my personal favorite
- 1:07Speaker 1: sitcom theme song from that's from The Golden Girls, and uh,
- 1:12Speaker 1: you know, also shout out to the Perfect Stranger's theme song,
- 1:14Speaker 1: which is great. Oh yeah yeah, so Wings of My
- 1:18Speaker 1: Dreams and so no. I have a suspicion that some
- 1:24Speaker 1: of the ridiculous Historians who said they appreciate your voice
- 1:28Speaker 1: have inspired you to sing in every successive episode. Would
- 1:31Speaker 1: you say that's gonna happen now? Now, now, now, that's
- 1:36Speaker 1: not fair. I do. I do like to sing when moved,
- 1:38Speaker 1: and I was moved to sings. I think that Golden
- 1:40Speaker 1: Girls theme really sums up the theme of today's episode,
- 1:43Speaker 1: which is appreciating our amazing ridiculous historians on the page
- 1:48Speaker 1: who have some pretty cracker jack ideas that maybe don't
- 1:52Speaker 1: warrn an entire episode into themselves, but are a lot
- 1:55Speaker 1: of fun to talk about and kind of a clip show,
- 1:57Speaker 1: a little cut up nugget format like we're gonna do too,
- 2:00Speaker 1: right because as we've said on this show before us,
- 2:03Speaker 1: some of our best ideas have come from you, specifically you,
- 2:07Speaker 1: so enough about us, what are your ideas for some
- 2:12Speaker 1: fantastic episodes or instances of ridiculous people, places, or things
- 2:18Speaker 1: throughout history? With our cutoff being as you and I
- 2:21Speaker 1: had discussed off air noal uh the nineties about ninety
- 2:26Speaker 1: three because of Max the Grilla. So you and I
- 2:31Speaker 1: went went through this amazing agglomeration of post and we
- 2:37Speaker 1: found us some stories that really called out to us
- 2:41Speaker 1: for one reason or another. And to you know, I
- 2:45Speaker 1: would like to, if if you're okay with it, I
- 2:47Speaker 1: want to put you on the spot, give you the
- 2:50Speaker 1: the honor of the first story. Well man, that is
- 2:53Speaker 1: very kind of you, and I'm going to start uh
- 2:55Speaker 1: today's show with a topic suggestion from Lori B. Should
- 3:00Speaker 1: how do we actually we do this? Ben? Should we
- 3:02Speaker 1: get full names? Let's do let's do the initial Yeah
- 3:06Speaker 1: that's good, Um Lori B. She says, Hi, guys, just
- 3:09Speaker 1: listen to the podcast about Lincoln's dog Fido. Poor Fido man.
- 3:13Speaker 1: He had a storied, storied life, ended up stabbed like
- 3:17Speaker 1: a dog in the streets, and he was in fact
- 3:19Speaker 1: a dog in the streets. Um, but I digress, she goes.
- 3:22Speaker 1: I'm amazed you aren't space geeks enough to know the
- 3:26Speaker 1: first dog in space was like a l A I
- 3:30Speaker 1: K A l A I K. I can only imagine
- 3:32Speaker 1: how terrified she would have been sitting alone on that
- 3:35Speaker 1: rocket being blasted into the unknown. And then she sent
- 3:39Speaker 1: this really beautiful song um by a group called Trent Mueller.
- 3:43Speaker 1: It's like an electronic kind of I think they're Swedish.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Actually saw them perform live once. But the video has
- 3:49Speaker 1: like of the dog going through all the preparations of
- 3:52Speaker 1: being shot up into space and like mouthing the words
- 3:55Speaker 1: to the song. It's it's really quite a beautiful and
- 3:57Speaker 1: heartbreaking video, and it's heartbreaking for a lot of reasons,
- 4:02Speaker 1: first and foremost being it was understood by all concerned,
- 4:05Speaker 1: at least that were close to this actual project, that
- 4:08Speaker 1: like of the dog who would rocket into Earth's orbit
- 4:13Speaker 1: two thousand miles into space was not It was a
- 4:18Speaker 1: suicide mission. Like I was not going to come back.
- 4:20Speaker 1: Everybody knew this was acknowledged, the various medics, and even
- 4:26Speaker 1: the trainer of Likeca, who who taught her the techniques,
- 4:31Speaker 1: I don't want to call them tricks, but taught her
- 4:33Speaker 1: the behaviors that she would need for this trip. Even
- 4:36Speaker 1: he knew that this goodbye was going to be goodbye forever.
- 4:42Speaker 1: I think she she did reach orbit alive, right, she
- 4:46Speaker 1: did reach orbit alive, and I believe she made it
- 4:48Speaker 1: a couple of orbits before um issues with the heat
- 4:53Speaker 1: shield caused the compartment that Likeca was was in to
- 4:58Speaker 1: begin to reach temperatures upwards of nine degrees, which, as
- 5:01Speaker 1: we know, dogs don't do well in those conditions. And
- 5:05Speaker 1: because the Sputnik two spacecraft was kind of tossed together
- 5:11Speaker 1: pretty quickly, because our buddy Nikita Khrushchev insisted on a
- 5:17Speaker 1: space flight to commemorate the fort anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution.
- 5:23Speaker 1: As you do, as you do, yeah, and when when
- 5:25Speaker 1: Krushchev says, jump or make a spacecraft for a dog.
- 5:30Speaker 1: You do those things. And we have some of the
- 5:33Speaker 1: details from from this story. So like has launched in
- 5:37Speaker 1: the space on November three, five in the morning in uh,
- 5:40Speaker 1: what do we say, fifty seven next, just a couple
- 5:43Speaker 1: of years before the infamous Disney snubbing, right right? Are
- 5:47Speaker 1: they related? Uh? She circled the Earth for a little
- 5:51Speaker 1: more in a hundred minutes and a hundred and three exactly.
- 5:55Speaker 1: And what's strange about this is that, according to of
- 6:00Speaker 1: the story, after the flight, the official records were falsified.
- 6:04Speaker 1: There was a cover up. Absolutely, there was a cover up.
- 6:07Speaker 1: And also like the public story was not the same
- 6:10Speaker 1: as the story that the people involved in the project were.
- 6:13Speaker 1: We're being told they knew people involved in the project
- 6:16Speaker 1: from the from the doctors, the veterinarians that implanted um
- 6:20Speaker 1: like go with equipment that they could use to monitor
- 6:24Speaker 1: the dog's heart rate, because there was a functional reason
- 6:26Speaker 1: for doing this. It wasn't just a you know, space
- 6:29Speaker 1: dog and pony show. It was literally to see how
- 6:32Speaker 1: can how will a living creature react in these conditions.
- 6:36Speaker 1: So there were these like devices installed in the dog
- 6:39Speaker 1: surgically as they could monitor the dog's heart rate and
- 6:42Speaker 1: vitals and all this stuff. But everyone involved in every
- 6:45Speaker 1: step of this knew that dog was a goner. But
- 6:48Speaker 1: the public maybe not. Maybe there was this like kind
- 6:51Speaker 1: of hope in the hearts of the public that maybe
- 6:54Speaker 1: old Leika might return unscathed from the Great Beyond, a
- 6:58Speaker 1: Pixar sort of story or romanticization and propaganda piece. Really,
- 7:04Speaker 1: and to be fair, Mico was the first, But they
- 7:09Speaker 1: had other dogs, right, they were training them through a
- 7:12Speaker 1: process of elimination. That's right. We're getting a lot of
- 7:14Speaker 1: this info from a fantastic Smithsonian article by Alice George
- 7:18Speaker 1: called the Sad Sad Story of Likeca, the Space Dog
- 7:22Speaker 1: and her one way trip into orbit. But Ben tell
- 7:24Speaker 1: us more about this cavalcade of of canines that was
- 7:28Speaker 1: assembled here. Yeaheah. They started with a herd of female
- 7:32Speaker 1: stray dogs, the understanding being that the female dogs would
- 7:36Speaker 1: tend to be smaller and allegedly more docile. And then
- 7:42Speaker 1: as they were experimenting with these dogs, they were seeing
- 7:46Speaker 1: which ones could best adapt to the conditions they could
- 7:50Speaker 1: mimic on Earth that would be similar to the conditions
- 7:53Speaker 1: the dog would encounter in space. Assuming of course, that
- 7:56Speaker 1: the heat shield was not lost. Yeah, and I mean
- 7:59Speaker 1: to me, I don't know if I'm reading too much
- 8:01Speaker 1: into this, but it feels like the hasty nature of
- 8:04Speaker 1: the assembling of this spacecraft may have led to some
- 8:08Speaker 1: conditions that were not optimal in terms of function. Absolutely, right, yeah, absolutely,
- 8:13Speaker 1: it's first off, it's still even in an insanely ambitious
- 8:18Speaker 1: and complicated thing to put anything into space. I'm ready
- 8:22Speaker 1: for Space Force. I don't know about you, you know,
- 8:24Speaker 1: I initially thought Space Force was some cartoon from the
- 8:27Speaker 1: nineties that ibviously is. But yeah, I would sign up.
- 8:30Speaker 1: We've talked about this for I am one million percent
- 8:33Speaker 1: in I did the math. It's one million percent for
- 8:36Speaker 1: a one way trip to deep space. I think it's
- 8:38Speaker 1: worth it. I don't know if I would make the
- 8:41Speaker 1: like a decision. But also when we go to the
- 8:45Speaker 1: issue of morality here, what they're doing is saving, in
- 8:50Speaker 1: their opinion, a human pilot, you know, and it just
- 8:54Speaker 1: it stinks for us to look back on it now
- 8:56Speaker 1: because who doesn't love dogs, bad people, monster monsters. And
- 9:00Speaker 1: then I do want to say, though, I will miss
- 9:02Speaker 1: you when you when you take your one way trip
- 9:04Speaker 1: to space, because I'll have a live stream. I will
- 9:06Speaker 1: not be joining you. You know you're gonna do some
- 9:09Speaker 1: vines from space. Ah, you know it's gonna It's gonna
- 9:12Speaker 1: depend on how far I can get and where the
- 9:15Speaker 1: technology is at. Maybe I'll land on a planet and
- 9:18Speaker 1: start a thing, a commune of space colune. Yea space culture. Yeah,
- 9:23Speaker 1: why not? Why not? You can come visit. Um, I
- 9:26Speaker 1: just have one that one last thing. You're just to
- 9:28Speaker 1: kind of point to the public perception of this whole thing.
- 9:30Speaker 1: There's an article from nineteen fifty seven November. The New
- 9:34Speaker 1: York Times headline says recovery of dog called possible, right.
- 9:40Speaker 1: Several US experts agree, but Willie Ley says it can't
- 9:45Speaker 1: be brought down alive. Several experts in the United States
- 9:47Speaker 1: said yesterday that recovery of the dog from the Soviet
- 9:50Speaker 1: satellite was within the realm of possibility. I don't say alive,
- 9:54Speaker 1: But so what's the deal? Band didn't that didn't didn't
- 9:57Speaker 1: it orbited, continue to orbit for some time, right, and
- 10:00Speaker 1: then crashed. Right. So the initial public story is that
- 10:06Speaker 1: like it could be recovered, and that she died painlessly
- 10:10Speaker 1: in orbit about a week after blast off. As we've
- 10:13Speaker 1: established that was not true. The capsule that she was
- 10:18Speaker 1: in stayed in orbit, encircled the Earth two thousand, five
- 10:22Speaker 1: hundred and seventy times before it burned up in the
- 10:25Speaker 1: Earth's atmosphere on the fourth of April in nineteen fifty eight.
- 10:29Speaker 1: That comes from great BBC article by David white House
- 10:33Speaker 1: called first dog in space died within hours. Yeah, that's
- 10:36Speaker 1: the thing, um, And that's the part they falsified. I
- 10:39Speaker 1: believe ben was how quickly the dog died under what conditions?
- 10:43Speaker 1: Because in the Smithsonian article it said their hope was
- 10:46Speaker 1: that he would die peacefully from oxygen deprivation pretty quickly. Um,
- 10:52Speaker 1: but what actually ended up happening was probably a lot
- 10:55Speaker 1: more unpleasant for it for like, Yes, but gave her
- 10:59Speaker 1: a tram in this lead vital place in the story
- 11:03Speaker 1: of space exploration. Absolutely, she has a legacy that's even
- 11:07Speaker 1: larger than Lassie's. If I'm being paid by the illiterate
- 11:10Speaker 1: of l Holy Cows. That was literally delightful. Um. Yeah,
- 11:16Speaker 1: she got a postage stamp. There's a statue, a memorial
- 11:19Speaker 1: statue of like um on top of a rocket at
- 11:22Speaker 1: a research facility in Moscow. And yeah, and that was
- 11:25Speaker 1: unveiled in tw in Moscow, according to the Smithsonian article,
- 11:30Speaker 1: So let's all collectively thank like the space dog for
- 11:34Speaker 1: helping us learn a little bit more about the universe
- 11:36Speaker 1: that surrounds us. Let's also travel. I've got a got
- 11:41Speaker 1: a different story here. That's that's wild. I think we
- 11:45Speaker 1: could use a fun one. Are you in? Yeah? Okay?
- 11:49Speaker 1: After that one was a bit of a yeah, there's
- 11:51Speaker 1: some hope, there's it's better sweet. It's like a Nina
- 11:54Speaker 1: Simon song. So we'd like to extend a big thanks
- 11:59Speaker 1: to brand in him. Brandon m sent us something that
- 12:04Speaker 1: he had found via Reddit, and it is this story
- 12:09Speaker 1: of how the famous actor uh and the guy who
- 12:13Speaker 1: plays the mayor on Family Guy, Adam West, was kicked
- 12:18Speaker 1: out of an orgy while pretending to be Batman. First off,
- 12:22Speaker 1: I have to I've got to semantically argue here he
- 12:25Speaker 1: was Batman. He wasn't pretending he was a Batman. He
- 12:28Speaker 1: is the original Batman. He's the original Batman for you,
- 12:33Speaker 1: He's definitely the swingingist Batman. He is. He's always at
- 12:36Speaker 1: a square. He's seen that clip where he's like sixties
- 12:39Speaker 1: dancing and cutting a rug. And as we learned after
- 12:44Speaker 1: that show ended. The behind the scenes adventures and misadventures
- 12:50Speaker 1: were even more outrageous than the stuff they put to film.
- 12:55Speaker 1: You know, there's there's some quotes from his biography that
- 13:00Speaker 1: are honestly probably not fit for this show. And we're
- 13:03Speaker 1: pretty fast and loose with this stuff. So according to
- 13:07Speaker 1: an interview that Adam West had with Blaster In, he
- 13:14Speaker 1: and his pal Frank Gorsten, the guy who played the Riddler,
- 13:18Speaker 1: decided to go to a Hollywood party, but they didn't
- 13:21Speaker 1: know anything about what was happening at the party, and
- 13:25Speaker 1: when they walked in, they saw a ton of people
- 13:30Speaker 1: getting incredibly and cooperatively intimate, very caligular. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 13:36Speaker 1: And from his we have a quote from him where
- 13:39Speaker 1: he says, so I immediately went into the Batman character
- 13:43Speaker 1: and Frank went into the Riddler character because we were
- 13:46Speaker 1: getting the big giggles with the big gigs. It was
- 13:48Speaker 1: so funny to us what we walked into, and we
- 13:50Speaker 1: were kicked out. We were expelled from the orgy. So
- 13:54Speaker 1: let's point out here that the first thing Adam West
- 13:58Speaker 1: and this Frank Gorsten guy do when they walk in
- 14:02Speaker 1: on this cavalcade of fleshly pursuits, they say you know what,
- 14:07Speaker 1: we gotta get in costume, and they try to get
- 14:10Speaker 1: in on this, and they were not They were not
- 14:15Speaker 1: treated with perhaps the respect that they felt they were do.
- 14:19Speaker 1: The story would have disappeared if it wasn't for Gilbert Godfried,
- 14:22Speaker 1: who mentioned it when he was talking about his own podcast.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Do you know that he has a podcast? Was just
- 14:28Speaker 1: you know, I was the first I've heard of it,
- 14:29Speaker 1: But I could I take a whole podcast in that voice?
- 14:33Speaker 1: I don't know. The Godfrey shoon a colossal podcast show,
- 14:40Speaker 1: so hard to put on your shoes the Aristocrats, Yeah,
- 14:45Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, he had one of the filthiest versions
- 14:47Speaker 1: of that joke in the movie, didn't he that? I
- 14:49Speaker 1: am I making that up? He had one of the
- 14:50Speaker 1: filthiest versions. Who you know who had the filthiest though?
- 14:54Speaker 1: Who was? It was a matter of opinion, Well I think,
- 14:57Speaker 1: I know, I think it's pretty objectively the case and
- 15:00Speaker 1: the filthiest version of the joke, which the long would
- 15:04Speaker 1: you call it a shaggy dog story and that kind
- 15:06Speaker 1: of what that is where it's like a big old
- 15:07Speaker 1: set up, a big old set up, and then a
- 15:09Speaker 1: sort of very let down punchline and we're talking about.
- 15:13Speaker 1: We're talking about a film called The Heuristic Costs, which
- 15:15Speaker 1: traces the evolution. This is a comics joke for other
- 15:19Speaker 1: comics exactly. But the guy, the guy that played the
- 15:22Speaker 1: dad on um full House, he was notoriously lechery and
- 15:29Speaker 1: weird and pervy in his comedy. I saw a standup
- 15:32Speaker 1: set of his that blew my mind. His first like
- 15:36Speaker 1: four minutes or something. We're about cocaine, and I had
- 15:40Speaker 1: only known him as the kind of square but affable
- 15:44Speaker 1: dad House. So I looked into some more behind the
- 15:50Speaker 1: scenes stuff. Oh first off, first off, thank you Brandon,
- 15:55Speaker 1: and thanks for sending this article from The Decider by Kaylaka.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Adam West was once kicked out in Origin while pretending
- 16:02Speaker 1: to be Batman. True story. But I when I was
- 16:05Speaker 1: looking behind the scenes, he wasn't the only weird guy.
- 16:08Speaker 1: Now Batman or Adam West rather has sort of this
- 16:13Speaker 1: this Austin Powers vibe almost you know, of that time.
- 16:18Speaker 1: So it's like, yeah, it's weird, it's a little sleezy,
- 16:20Speaker 1: but he's fun. He's being campy. Burt Ward, the guy
- 16:24Speaker 1: who played Robin Batman, was absolutely uh at least just
- 16:32Speaker 1: as strange because he wrote an autobiography called Boy Wonder,
- 16:38Speaker 1: My Life in Tights, and he spent a lot of
- 16:41Speaker 1: time talking about his uh sexual adventures because he was Robin,
- 16:47Speaker 1: and he described himself as a sexual vampire who had
- 16:51Speaker 1: superhero sex with young fans. So it's likely he kept
- 16:55Speaker 1: the costume on too. I think so. And it's weird
- 16:58Speaker 1: because this iteration of Batman, despite being so iconic, only
- 17:02Speaker 1: ran for three seasons. I'm just saying, look, if you
- 17:05Speaker 1: see someone dressed as Robin from Batman or heck, Batman.
- 17:10Speaker 1: If you see someone dressed that way and they're coming
- 17:12Speaker 1: towards you and it's not Halloween or Dragon Con or
- 17:15Speaker 1: a convention of some sort, word to the wise, watch out.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Did I ever tell you? By the time, I was
- 17:22Speaker 1: in a New York subway station and I heard this ruckus,
- 17:24Speaker 1: this fracas in the distance, and it was clearly a
- 17:27Speaker 1: man and a woman, young man woman having a big
- 17:29Speaker 1: argument because the woman had just broken up with the man,
- 17:33Speaker 1: and it's just this whole just chaotic, you know, shouting
- 17:36Speaker 1: each other. He's walking after her, and I'm kind of
- 17:37Speaker 1: trying to mind my own business, and then I look
- 17:39Speaker 1: and notice that he is wearing a full spider Man
- 17:43Speaker 1: costume and just like reading her the Riot Act and
- 17:47Speaker 1: like to the point where people in the subway station
- 17:48Speaker 1: are like, are you okay? But the whole Spider Man
- 17:52Speaker 1: cost but just sort of added a layer of absurdity
- 17:54Speaker 1: to the whole thing. I love it a picture and
- 17:55Speaker 1: the guy going you never believed in my art, Karen Never.
- 18:00Speaker 1: I have a feeling based on where we were, he
- 18:02Speaker 1: may have been one of those Times Square we could do.
- 18:08Speaker 1: I would love to do something and just that culture
- 18:12Speaker 1: of people were mascots in Times Square. But that's a
- 18:14Speaker 1: story for another day. Can I say one thing about
- 18:17Speaker 1: Adam West thing, just that there's a couple of comments
- 18:19Speaker 1: here that I think are appropriate. One is from Jerry
- 18:23Speaker 1: M says, this is hilarious. I love that his reaction
- 18:25Speaker 1: to an awkward situation was to one up the awkwardness
- 18:28Speaker 1: to the point that he was actually made to leave.
- 18:30Speaker 1: And that's what I think is the funny part of
- 18:32Speaker 1: the story too. It's like they happened upon this scenario.
- 18:36Speaker 1: I don't know that they were expecting it or that
- 18:38Speaker 1: they were there for that right, Like as I had said,
- 18:41Speaker 1: they just knew there was a party, no idea what
- 18:43Speaker 1: was going on? Yeah, and then Chad M says good
- 18:46Speaker 1: luck making a family friendly show about this one. To that,
- 18:50Speaker 1: we say, there you go, Chad, yea, here there it is.
- 19:00Speaker 1: We have more on the way, Noel, I mean a
- 19:03Speaker 1: ping palling this back to you. What really moved you?
- 19:05Speaker 1: Next from ridiculous Historians? Yeah, this one comes from Rick W.
- 19:11Speaker 1: A new member UM, and he says this. He says,
- 19:14Speaker 1: back in grad school in Kansas, we encountered many very
- 19:17Speaker 1: bizarre stories about how cities became county seats. This often
- 19:21Speaker 1: involved a raid to a neighboring town to steal the
- 19:23Speaker 1: records and or burn the town or the courthouse. UM
- 19:28Speaker 1: of particular interest is Finney County, which combined with Gray
- 19:32Speaker 1: County to raid, subsume and eliminate Garfield County completely. And
- 19:38Speaker 1: yes I did graduate edit. If you look at the
- 19:40Speaker 1: Kansas County is on a map, Finny originally called Buffalo County,
- 19:44Speaker 1: has an L shape where it's pretty obvious something happened. Um.
- 19:48Speaker 1: And then there's a really great conversation thread, one of
- 19:52Speaker 1: which had an article posted by Steve M called the
- 19:56Speaker 1: Legend of Joe Rolette the most interesting and in Minnesota history.
- 20:01Speaker 1: And this involves a similar dispute about moving the capital
- 20:06Speaker 1: of the state from St. Paul to a little about
- 20:10Speaker 1: seventy five miles southwest along the Minnesota River, a town
- 20:14Speaker 1: called St. Peter. Yes, And a big reason for this
- 20:20Speaker 1: was that one of the judges I believe that was
- 20:22Speaker 1: involved in like ratifying this or really pushing this forward,
- 20:26Speaker 1: owned a lot of land in St. Peter. And the
- 20:29Speaker 1: idea was that people that lived in St. Peter, farmers
- 20:32Speaker 1: and such wanted to be more centrally located to the
- 20:35Speaker 1: county seat or the right, right right. There's a lot
- 20:39Speaker 1: of land speculation. So this guy Willis Gorman is the governor,
- 20:44Speaker 1: not a judge, excuse me, he's he's he's into the
- 20:48Speaker 1: idea of moving the capital to St. Peter because he
- 20:54Speaker 1: just happened to own a fair chunk of land there,
- 20:57Speaker 1: apostle apostle of land. Accurate Minnesota excess. I know, I've
- 21:04Speaker 1: been there. That's how they all talk um. But yeah,
- 21:07Speaker 1: he had skin in the game, literally land in the game,
- 21:10Speaker 1: and he was part of the faction that was supportive
- 21:14Speaker 1: of moving this county seat to St. Peter. There was
- 21:16Speaker 1: also it equally, what's the word I'm looking for, Ben
- 21:20Speaker 1: riled up faction that that was totally against it. Wanted
- 21:23Speaker 1: to keep things right as they were. So a bill
- 21:26Speaker 1: was drafted and it was handed to an organization or
- 21:30Speaker 1: an official body called the Enrolled Bill's Committee, of which
- 21:35Speaker 1: there was a chairman, a chairman named Joe Roulette. This
- 21:38Speaker 1: was an eighteen fifty seven. Now he wasn't technically from
- 21:43Speaker 1: Minnesota as we know it today, right, He was about
- 21:45Speaker 1: a sixteen day dog sled ride from St. Paul, which
- 21:49Speaker 1: was basically Canada pretty much. They called it pem Pembina
- 21:53Speaker 1: Pembina at the time. Um No, it's not not quite Canada.
- 21:57Speaker 1: It's it's the last orderline Canada. It's almost Canada. Can
- 22:01Speaker 1: you describe this fellow forest Ben? He has something to behold? Oh? Sure,
- 22:05Speaker 1: sure he Um let's let's let's double team this one,
- 22:08Speaker 1: because this guy is a fantastic portrait that we see
- 22:11Speaker 1: in this article by Steve Newman. He is dressed partially
- 22:15Speaker 1: in the fashion of Native Americans, yeah, but also partially
- 22:19Speaker 1: in the fashion of like the Founding Fathers. It looks
- 22:21Speaker 1: like he's got like a velvet kind of velveteen coat
- 22:24Speaker 1: with fur rimmed sleeves. And then the Native American asked
- 22:28Speaker 1: and he also has a cravat kind of thing around
- 22:30Speaker 1: his neck, right, and he appears to be wearing moccasin's
- 22:34Speaker 1: uh to be wearing paches deer skin breaches with some
- 22:41Speaker 1: decorative stuff on his belt. He grew up pretty wealthy. Actually,
- 22:46Speaker 1: his dad was a higher up in the American fur company,
- 22:52Speaker 1: so he was educated out in private schools back east.
- 22:56Speaker 1: He married a woman who was partially Native American, started
- 23:00Speaker 1: a family, and then started building commerce from the far
- 23:04Speaker 1: northwestern part of what become the state into St. Paul it'sself.
- 23:09Speaker 1: And he very much loved dressing like the stereotypical image
- 23:15Speaker 1: of a fur trader, buckskin pants, frock coat. He would
- 23:18Speaker 1: go over super well at Coachella, you know with these uh,
- 23:21Speaker 1: these these Native American pants. Boy don't so so what
- 23:26Speaker 1: about what we know we have? His back story has backstory,
- 23:30Speaker 1: um basically, so he's the chair, he gets the bill physically,
- 23:34Speaker 1: the document in hand, and then he he ghosts ghosts.
- 23:40Speaker 1: Then this is like an early example of ghosting. He
- 23:44Speaker 1: they referred to it as his one hundred and twenty
- 23:47Speaker 1: three hours um on the lamb uh. And it's kind
- 23:53Speaker 1: of become part of Minnesota history, right because he just
- 23:57Speaker 1: totally disappeared. Everyone's searching for him. He has document and
- 24:00Speaker 1: in my mind, I'm like, why do they need him?
- 24:02Speaker 1: Why can't they just push it through without him? Um,
- 24:05Speaker 1: But apparently it held up the electoral process so much
- 24:08Speaker 1: that it kind of died. Wait, what was your interpretation
- 24:11Speaker 1: of this then? So he was gone for about a
- 24:13Speaker 1: hundred and twenty three hours. Nol. He was, he was
- 24:16Speaker 1: on the lamb, he was on the buckskin, and he
- 24:20Speaker 1: I think, as we may have established earlier, he was
- 24:23Speaker 1: part of the team that absolutely wanted the capital to
- 24:26Speaker 1: stay in St. Paul. And legend has it that this
- 24:32Speaker 1: vanishing act actually did prevent the capital being moved because
- 24:37Speaker 1: the bill never got there. But the problem is there's
- 24:40Speaker 1: no there's no definitive account of what he actually did,
- 24:45Speaker 1: and the processes that occur legislatively to keep the capital
- 24:51Speaker 1: in St. Paul are much drier. It's romanticizing it for
- 24:55Speaker 1: us to say all the guy had to do was
- 24:58Speaker 1: steal the bill, and Tennessee was almost coming out steal
- 25:02Speaker 1: the bill and uh run away to grind the actions
- 25:07Speaker 1: of governance to a halt. It's much more interesting to
- 25:11Speaker 1: try to figure out what he did during those twenty
- 25:16Speaker 1: three hours. We don't, we don't really know. We have
- 25:18Speaker 1: some guests and what do you you want to break
- 25:21Speaker 1: it down for us week a tag team and um, yeah,
- 25:25Speaker 1: so there's alleged things that he may have used to
- 25:28Speaker 1: occupy his time during this twenty three hours. Um was
- 25:32Speaker 1: that he was hiding out in a brothel. Um or
- 25:36Speaker 1: that he went on kind of like a John Lennon
- 25:39Speaker 1: Lost Weekend kind of bender. Right, Yeah, And people were
- 25:44Speaker 1: will tell you that the bill itself was sitting in
- 25:46Speaker 1: a bank while he was on this crazy carousing adventure. Also,
- 25:50Speaker 1: the people of St. Paul, especially people who should have
- 25:54Speaker 1: been looking for him, did a great job not finding him.
- 25:57Speaker 1: So it's quite possible that maybe the authorities saw him
- 26:02Speaker 1: unofficially and then just decided it never happens, but we
- 26:06Speaker 1: don't know, it's lost to history. Well, there's even a
- 26:08Speaker 1: story here that they're that a sergeant at arms who
- 26:11Speaker 1: was tasked with like tracking down this runaway lawmaker actually
- 26:16Speaker 1: knew exactly where he was and went and hung out
- 26:18Speaker 1: with him and played cards. So yeah, there's this sense
- 26:22Speaker 1: that like, obviously this the St. Paul lights did not
- 26:26Speaker 1: want this to go down, But why would you exactly
- 26:30Speaker 1: move it. Yeah, no, it well, because exactly it's kind
- 26:32Speaker 1: of a crooked situation here about this governor. But it
- 26:34Speaker 1: turns out to that, while it's a really good story,
- 26:39Speaker 1: this guy's move didn't necessarily all in and of itself,
- 26:43Speaker 1: keep this from happening. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's it's kind
- 26:47Speaker 1: of a publicity stunt. It feels like it. It definitely
- 26:51Speaker 1: hampered the process, but that alone could not, as it
- 26:54Speaker 1: said earlier, could not have prevented the actual legislative action.
- 26:59Speaker 1: Someone could just write down another bill. Yeah. And in
- 27:01Speaker 1: this article in The Growler, which is a great name
- 27:04Speaker 1: for a magazine, Um, they say that, like the way
- 27:07Speaker 1: history goes is that the sexier story is a lot
- 27:10Speaker 1: more fun and the real story of what legislative machinations
- 27:15Speaker 1: kept this county seat from being moved are a lot
- 27:19Speaker 1: less interesting. So we go with the quirkier story. Yes,
- 27:23Speaker 1: always we will. We will be honest. We do here
- 27:27Speaker 1: on ridiculous. We will be honest when it is an
- 27:29Speaker 1: alleged story or or a legend itself. But we want
- 27:33Speaker 1: to get to the fun stuff. Speaking of disappearances, I
- 27:37Speaker 1: found one that was it was fascinating. Lori J. You
- 27:42Speaker 1: sent us a post that opens with this great line.
- 27:46Speaker 1: I feel like Florida could probably have fifty episodes of
- 27:50Speaker 1: Ridiculous History devoted to it and there would still be
- 27:52Speaker 1: content left over for the show. I think Gibson Town
- 27:57Speaker 1: might make a good episode Gibson tow. You see, we're
- 28:00Speaker 1: speaking disappearances. Gibsontown has a very special place in a
- 28:06Speaker 1: specific community or culture here in the United States. So
- 28:11Speaker 1: carnies circus workers spend most of their career traveling extensively
- 28:18Speaker 1: around the US, and one part of a lot of
- 28:22Speaker 1: circuses for a long time had been people who performed,
- 28:27Speaker 1: you know, strange acts like biting the heads off chickens.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Were people who had some sort of perceivable physical difference,
- 28:34Speaker 1: right It wasn't that a geek, didn't the geek? Yeah, yeah,
- 28:37Speaker 1: that's they would be called the geeks, sometimes billed as
- 28:40Speaker 1: like a wild man of so and so, and then
- 28:43Speaker 1: you would have the world's strongest man, people who maybe
- 28:46Speaker 1: were very short or very skinny, uh, someone who was
- 28:50Speaker 1: a woman but had a beard, those sorts of things.
- 28:53Speaker 1: And these people probably don't want to have you know,
- 28:58Speaker 1: if you if your job is to be stared at,
- 29:01Speaker 1: and in some cases reviled by publics and small towns
- 29:04Speaker 1: across the states. Where do you go when you need
- 29:07Speaker 1: to break other than you know? Of course cheers. So
- 29:13Speaker 1: they would go to Gibsontown, Florida, just south of Tampa,
- 29:17Speaker 1: and that is where they would spend the winter. They
- 29:20Speaker 1: would be in a place where they could live a
- 29:23Speaker 1: normal life. They could go to the post office, they
- 29:25Speaker 1: could check out the theater. There was a special counter
- 29:30Speaker 1: at the post office just for people who have were
- 29:35Speaker 1: height challenged, you know what I mean, And for people
- 29:38Speaker 1: who didn't quite fit in elsewhere. This place, sometimes called
- 29:42Speaker 1: GiB Town for short, was utopia. There's a great article
- 29:45Speaker 1: on The Guardian by Kim Wall and Katerina Clarissi that
- 29:50Speaker 1: examines how life was here. There was a campsite, a
- 29:54Speaker 1: bake shop, a fire department, the beer hall had custom
- 29:58Speaker 1: built chairs for the fat lady, ease in the world,
- 30:01Speaker 1: the various versions of the world's tallest Man, which there
- 30:04Speaker 1: were several. Uh. They were allowed to keep their exotic animals,
- 30:08Speaker 1: their lions and tigers and bears in the neighborhood with them,
- 30:13Speaker 1: and the town had at its peak almost fifteen thousand residents,
- 30:20Speaker 1: and it became known as the industry capital of the
- 30:24Speaker 1: circus world. They called it Carneytown. It was a place
- 30:28Speaker 1: for everyone to escape being stared at. You know, so
- 30:33Speaker 1: this place existed as almost a a a society on
- 30:39Speaker 1: its own, you know, like Carnival. The show Carnival, Oh yeah,
- 30:43Speaker 1: multiple times. I know the spoilers for the season they
- 30:47Speaker 1: never made what I'll send them to you off air?
- 30:49Speaker 1: How could you know this? I go down Rabbiles. Interesting,
- 30:54Speaker 1: but yeah, Carnival is an excellent example because of course
- 30:57Speaker 1: you become kind of insular when you're in such an
- 31:01Speaker 1: US versus them environment. Right, and now the population has
- 31:08Speaker 1: entered a resurgence. It's around fourteen thousand, two hundred and
- 31:12Speaker 1: thirty four people after a previously dropped below nine thousand.
- 31:16Speaker 1: It was hit weirdly by the you know, the decline
- 31:20Speaker 1: of the American circus because think about it, right before
- 31:23Speaker 1: we had internet and endless entertainment at our fingertips, these
- 31:28Speaker 1: traveling shows were the biggest events in town. One thing
- 31:32Speaker 1: I love about the Carnival is um the the lingo
- 31:36Speaker 1: like you got the Rubes, you got the rows tis
- 31:38Speaker 1: the Roustas are the carnie dudes that like build the
- 31:42Speaker 1: rides and all that the Roustabouts or whatever learned a
- 31:44Speaker 1: lot of that cool vernacular stuff from from watching that show. So, man,
- 31:49Speaker 1: this is such a good one, Ben, I almost it's
- 31:51Speaker 1: almost a shame. We gotta we gotta kind of hit
- 31:52Speaker 1: it quick. Maybe we come back and do more of
- 31:54Speaker 1: a deep dive history of of the Carnie scene another episode.
- 31:58Speaker 1: We absolutely could. There so many more things we could
- 32:02Speaker 1: say about it. What is inspiring about this? And one
- 32:06Speaker 1: of the reasons I really appreciate you sending this, Lorie
- 32:08Speaker 1: is that it makes me think of how many other
- 32:11Speaker 1: towns exist within the US but almost culturally separate, you
- 32:16Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like they're they're always gonna be
- 32:19Speaker 1: some religious towns, sure, but there may be things that
- 32:23Speaker 1: are just for specific trade. What if what if somewhere
- 32:26Speaker 1: out there there is a town that is entirely populated
- 32:31Speaker 1: by bank robbers who got away. Wouldn't that be cool?
- 32:35Speaker 1: I'm gonna write it. I'll just write that's why you
- 32:37Speaker 1: hope you made this up? Wouldn't that be cool? Yeah? Well,
- 32:40Speaker 1: or sort of like you know, like a prison colony
- 32:41Speaker 1: and and then like Australia or something, right, Oh yeah,
- 32:44Speaker 1: that could happen. Hopefully in my head. These bank robbers
- 32:48Speaker 1: got away successfully. But yes, we have agreed, and we
- 32:52Speaker 1: hope you agreed to we have a visit to Gibson
- 32:56Speaker 1: Town in our future. Well, no, old friend, it looks
- 33:07Speaker 1: like we have a bit of sad news. You know that.
- 33:10Speaker 1: What that sound cute? Casey casey presumably just through in
- 33:14Speaker 1: here means right? What it was the sad trombone? That
- 33:17Speaker 1: means we are we are running up on time. And
- 33:21Speaker 1: isn't time kind of an ephemeral thing in the podcast space?
- 33:24Speaker 1: Does anybody really know what time it is? Yeah, well
- 33:26Speaker 1: it's it's anybody seven am. That's what my my laptop seven.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Don't let big clock run your life, man, It's the
- 33:34Speaker 1: what do they call it, the the atomic clock. Everything
- 33:37Speaker 1: sync up to this mystical atomic clock, which itself is
- 33:40Speaker 1: a fantastic idea for a story. The creation of that thing. Okay, yeah, No,
- 33:44Speaker 1: here's the thing about shows like this, Ben, we we
- 33:46Speaker 1: have we come in with the best intentions of like
- 33:48Speaker 1: hitting all these like we're gonna give you this this,
- 33:50Speaker 1: this like amazing clip show after the other. First, do
- 33:54Speaker 1: you really even want that? I don't know if you
- 33:55Speaker 1: want that? Do you want us to just mention headlines
- 33:58Speaker 1: and then and then move on, so we didn't get
- 34:02Speaker 1: to all the stories that we had individually picked out
- 34:05Speaker 1: off air, which I think is a great problem to have.
- 34:08Speaker 1: We'd like to do an episode like this later on
- 34:11Speaker 1: in the future, and we need your help to do so.
- 34:14Speaker 1: We really do. UM. If you are digging the whole
- 34:17Speaker 1: idea of being a part of this online community, which
- 34:19Speaker 1: we are huge fans of, you can join the Ridiculous
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- 34:25Speaker 1: send us something directly, we're totally into that too. We
- 34:28Speaker 1: didn't do any emails on today's show, UM, but we
- 34:31Speaker 1: certainly will in the future, and we have more updates
- 34:34Speaker 1: to share. There's so many great stories we didn't get to.
- 34:38Speaker 1: We actually, you know, we're we're pretty cool, hip happening guys,
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- 34:47Speaker 1: time reading this stuff just for fun, so we really
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- 35:12Speaker 1: to ask about the quister, I don't know. We checked
- 35:15Speaker 1: the studio earlier today, I haven't seen him. He might
- 35:18Speaker 1: be under a table. Yeah. He also you know, I
- 35:20Speaker 1: don't know if you know this about him then, but
- 35:21Speaker 1: he has what I like to refer to as the
- 35:24Speaker 1: quiz lair um, where he has a closet with about
- 35:28Speaker 1: ten of the same outfit just laid out like with
- 35:32Speaker 1: let let labeled you know, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
- 35:34Speaker 1: Because you know, every day he's quizzing. It's not just us.
- 35:38Speaker 1: He's got other podcast hosts that he torments as well.
- 35:42Speaker 1: I've seen him on the street just pulling people for
- 35:45Speaker 1: a quiz fix. Holy count many quiz fix. I think
- 35:47Speaker 1: he's good quiz think. I think I smell a spinoff.
- 35:51Speaker 1: Let's let's hear from you, let us do what you think.
- 35:54Speaker 1: Oh and thank you as well, of course, two super
- 35:57Speaker 1: producer Casey Pegroom, friends and neighbors. Where would we be
- 36:00Speaker 1: without him? Thanks to Alex Williams who composed our intro track,
- 36:03Speaker 1: and most importantly, thanks to you. Thank you for being
- 36:06Speaker 1: a friend, all of you traveling down that ridiculous road
- 36:10Speaker 1: with us, you know, and back again um and being
- 36:13Speaker 1: our friend and confidante. Uh. And we'll see you next
- 36:15Speaker 1: time for another episode of ridiculous history. Goodbye,