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DRUNK DIAL LOUNGE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: If you ever are out and about and you want
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  Speaker 1: to use the John Jay and Rich drunk dial line,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you want to give that number to somebody who
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  Speaker 1: you really don't want calling you. What is that again,
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  Speaker 1: Kyle six two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three. We've
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  Speaker 1: captured some beautiful moments in life on that drunk dial line.
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  Speaker 1: And also we have the talk back too, which is
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  Speaker 1: if you're listening to us on the iHeartRadio app, there's
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  Speaker 1: a microphone at the top right corner of the app.
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  Speaker 1: Just press that and you've got thirty seconds to share
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  Speaker 1: with us all of your thoughts and dreams and desires.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to the drunk dial line. It was a
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  Speaker 1: single SONGI it's John Jay and Rich. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: I have figured out why.
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  Speaker 1: I think you guys should call NASA.
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  Speaker 3: I do not have a number, but you guys might
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  Speaker 3: You seem like you're connected? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Step one, Never trust the world.
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  Speaker 3: They are shifty.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why they're always like going.
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  Speaker 1: Up trees and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: They're shifty. Don't trust them too. Always carry snacks. We
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  Speaker 3: love a perse snack. If you don't have a purse,
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  Speaker 3: get Amerse, I would suggested.
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  Speaker 1: And the last depth, if if your ex calls you
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  Speaker 1: through your phone in the nearest body of water, immediately
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  Speaker 1: it can be fuddle. Throw that phone away.
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  Speaker 2: It is no good.
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  Speaker 1: It's no good.
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  Speaker 2: I love you guys so much, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Hope you call Massa.
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  Speaker 3: If my mother is listening to this, please send me
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  Speaker 3: some soup pressibly tomato. Okay, nice, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean that is somebody who's drunk. Tile lines for all
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  Speaker 1: of it's glory. But don't you guys feel like NASA
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  Speaker 1: knows about the squirrels being shifty already? Sure they probably
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  Speaker 1: got some deep research. Okay, let's go to the talk
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  Speaker 1: back line. Oh IMJ, Kyle and Peyton. I am so
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  Speaker 1: excited to hear that you guys want to sew. My
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  Speaker 1: name's demandable. I know how to sew.
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  Speaker 3: I've won so.
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  Speaker 1: Many tickets this past few months on the show, and
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  Speaker 1: I would love to teach you. Let's do this. Let's
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  Speaker 1: yo please.
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  Speaker 2: I want to learn so bad. I want to be
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  Speaker 2: like my passion making. Like what little sewing machine do
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  Speaker 2: we need to get? We need all the things, we need.
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  Speaker 2: The thing we need to get cute little sewing aprons
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  Speaker 2: then you know those like cute little pin holders. We
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  Speaker 2: can make their own clothes.
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  Speaker 1: Could you do an OnlyFans sewing channel? And that's it?
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  Speaker 1: Just probably let's do another drunk tyle.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I just have a PSA for everybody. When and
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  Speaker 3: they tell you that the ice cream machine is not working,
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  Speaker 3: I don't believe his job are not working. I just
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  Speaker 3: steel it in my bone that just know that that
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  Speaker 3: they always have it on. And I just don't know
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  Speaker 3: why they're gatekeeping. That would be me goodness, because you
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  Speaker 3: know justice, the Nick Florry never take no frienswer demand.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I think it's right. I think the I scream
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  Speaker 1: betwine does always work.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard that. It's just like a pain to glean.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I don't want to us they tell you,
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  Speaker 2: but it's so delicious. I mean McDonald's to bring back
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  Speaker 2: their fried apple pies, yum, that's what I need. Like
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  Speaker 2: you said you didn't like hot fruit, it's different when
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  Speaker 2: it's a McDonald's applepie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is quite the contradiction.
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  Speaker 3: You said you didn't like the apple pie.
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  Speaker 2: What I do, it is what I do.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, the apple is different. I fear it's kind of
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  Speaker 1: like a lesser apple pie than a like pot. When
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  Speaker 1: Kyle's talking about the apple crumb apple pie. That is
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  Speaker 1: a thing of glory.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't want, like too much of the Like
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  Speaker 2: I'm a texture person, and I feel like the hot
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  Speaker 2: apple pies is a lot more crunch than there is
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  Speaker 2: anything if it's tale, Okay, alright, alright, fair enough, Yeah
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  Speaker 2: you can.
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  Speaker 1: You can have your let me.
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  Speaker 2: Be my walking contradiction.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you can. You can have that. You can own
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  Speaker 1: that sure.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well so if you ever want to contact us, talk back.
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  Speaker 1: We we love those and uh boy, the drunk style
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  Speaker 1: people are really really leaning in. I love it. This
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  Speaker 1: is John Jay and Rich