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Full EP | Trump Seeks to Cancel Billions in Funding; One Voyage Jeopardy with Jamal Kingsley; Comedian Aida Rodriguez Joins DLHS Crew; DLHS Pays Respect to Legendary Host Angela Stribling; and More · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, happy birthday to Hilary Duff.
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  Speaker 2: Did she do, what was that?
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  Speaker 1: She did a lot of movies. Happy birthday to Young Jeezy.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Pauletta Washington. Happy birthday to Bridget Bardot.
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  Speaker 1: to Karen Ashley for the Yellow Power Ranger. How do
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  Speaker 1: we know? I have no idea. How do we know?
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea how.
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  Speaker 1: We know that. Just like they told us the Teletubbies
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  Speaker 1: was gay?
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  Speaker 3: Well, they said one was gay, the one who carried
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  Speaker 3: a little purse.
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  Speaker 1: But I didn't know there was gender. Maybe it was
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  Speaker 1: Indiana Jones. I don't know. A little rainbow stemmy. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to a very funny comedian, one of my frat brothers,
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  Speaker 1: Joe Torrey. Happy birthday, JT. Happy birthday to Reggie Brown.
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  Speaker 1: He's in a purse that looks like President Barack Obama.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Terrence Crawford. Did you see the interview
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  Speaker 1: with the boxer Terrence Crawford? He's from Omaha, Nebraska. You
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  Speaker 1: see his interview with his mother? He was either going
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  Speaker 1: to be a world champion or a criminal. And she
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  Speaker 1: would have driven him to it. What happened? She would
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  Speaker 1: pay people to fight him. Did she want him to
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  Speaker 1: be a boxer? She wanted him to be. I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 1: it is the most horrible example. Sometimes people shouldn't have kids.
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  Speaker 1: And his success is obviously a means to an end.
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  Speaker 1: But it's one of the most horrible stories I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. It's very sad. It's very sad. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you can cry on the pile of money, but it is.
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  Speaker 1: for all of the details. Jasmine Sanders, tell us what's trending.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, everybody's talking a lot about this situation that happened
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  Speaker 4: on Cornell. Even you referred to it at the top
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  Speaker 4: of the show.
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  Speaker 5: Do it.
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  Speaker 4: The fact that they are going to reopen this investigation,
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  Speaker 4: it should have never been closed.
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  Speaker 3: And of course, the judge was removed. This is a
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  Speaker 3: horrible case.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, this kind of thing happens a lot on
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  Speaker 4: college campuses. You know, but when someone comes forward and
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  Speaker 4: they tell you what happened and then you have the
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  Speaker 4: audacity to question them. I mean, I understand you're searching
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  Speaker 4: for the truth, but the evidence was there.
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  Speaker 1: There was a. Young man who raped a woman outside
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  Speaker 1: of a dumpster at Stanford. Everybody saw it. The judge
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  Speaker 1: was leaning on him.
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  Speaker 3: Very much so.
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  Speaker 1: There was a man, an 18-year-old in Chicago, who raped
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  Speaker 1: a girl. They knew it. We're leaning on him. This
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  Speaker 1: thing right here, everybody knew. They said free pee upstairs.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now, you can't wonder why.
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  Speaker 3: They sent that via Snapchat, by the way. So they
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  Speaker 3: sent it to a lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: So you can't wonder why we have a Supreme Court
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  Speaker 1: justice that has been accused of this or why we
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  Speaker 1: have a president that's a rapist.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot tell me and this could not happen unless
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  Speaker 1: people in society accepted it. If they say it's normal,
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  Speaker 1: if they say, you know, this happens all the time,
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  Speaker 1: then obviously there's a level of acceptance that most people
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  Speaker 1: should be very uncomfortable with. But it's baked into the
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  Speaker 1: equation because when your forefathers start off raping and doing
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  Speaker 1: all the things they did to you, it's natural.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The U.S.
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  Speaker 7: Natural.
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  Speaker 3: Very much so.
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  Speaker 1: They always want to talk about crime, but never the crimes. 70%
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  Speaker 1: of Americans registered sex offenders are middle-aged white dudes. Texas
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  Speaker 1: has more sex offenders than any other state in the country.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many sex offenders in Texas that they could
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  Speaker 1: fill up Arrowhead Stadium. Wow. But the fact that having
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  Speaker 1: somebody who was an adjudicated rapist not be disqualified, that
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  Speaker 1: it isn't a disqualifier. that Kavanaugh went through virtually a
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  Speaker 1: mirror image of what we're seeing right now. And that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't disqualifying. As a matter of fact, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: women were like, we don't believe it. This man said
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  Speaker 1: you can grab him by the pee and they'll let you, right?
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  Speaker 1: Which is what? Sexual assault, isn't it? So you knew it.
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  Speaker 1: So let's not pretend to get out. Somebody mentioned 38,500
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  Speaker 1: times on the Epstein list. This is on America. This
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  Speaker 1: is how low we've gotten.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Or how low we continue to be. We can't even elevate.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's just, I don't know. Everything about it
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  Speaker 4: makes me sick to my stomach. Even when you reference
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  Speaker 4: the story where the judge, the guy who raped the
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  Speaker 4: girl behind the dumpster, and the judge basically said, we
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  Speaker 4: don't want to ruin his future.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 3: This would be a horrible thing for him.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, oh my God, like what is happening? Anyway,
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  Speaker 4: finally trending, update in the Tasia Fortune case.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see this?
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  Speaker 4: Where they say, they don't try to. They said it
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  Speaker 4: was a drug deal gone wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Stop. I'm like, what's it going to be next? Stop.
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  Speaker 1: What's it going to be next? Yeah, you know, drug
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  Speaker 1: deals go wrong. Yeah, and they hang you because of that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Basically. Yeah, come on, stop. It's going to be aliens
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  Speaker 1: from the planet, a plantation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I'm just so sick of this mess.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just so sick of it.
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  Speaker 1: Can we let Mississippi have its own? Please. Let's do
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  Speaker 1: its own thing.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Except for our listeners. You guys can stay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But I mean, we're sending a boat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sending a boat to Mississippi. That's nice. And that's
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  Speaker 3: what's trending.
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  Speaker 1: All right. There is an old adage, an old phrase.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure that many of you are familiar with it.
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  Speaker 1: The expression, a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you've all heard that bantered around a bit.
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  Speaker 1: It comes from the fact that the district attorney generally
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  Speaker 1: has so much latitude with the grand jury. that they
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  Speaker 1: can get a grand jury to indict for almost anything.
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  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, they have about a 99%
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  Speaker 1: literacy rate. Pregnancy tests aren't that, like DNA tests aren't
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  Speaker 1: that effective. Ivory soap isn't that effective. They have around 99%
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  Speaker 1: of the time. As a matter of fact, we had
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  Speaker 1: a grand jury that this year indicted somebody because a
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  Speaker 1: pool was green. But we don't have a grand jury
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  Speaker 1: that indicts someone because a young man is found floating
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  Speaker 1: in a body of water. A grand jury will indict
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  Speaker 1: a ham sandwich cake, indict a home sale. Anyone, any
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  Speaker 1: number of Trump's political opponents and enemies be indicted for
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  Speaker 1: frivolous reasons. We watched them attack members of the press,
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  Speaker 1: former FBI agents, former elected officials, because when he wants
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  Speaker 1: somebody indicted, they are despite little to no evidence. How
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  Speaker 1: many of them have been thrown out because they're so frivolous?
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  Speaker 1: Here we have a situation where a young man was
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  Speaker 1: found floating face down in a pool of water with
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  Speaker 1: dubious circumstances. Even the autopsy report can't say what the
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  Speaker 1: cause of death was. And you'll have any number of
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  Speaker 1: right wing social media influencers trying to tell you about
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  Speaker 1: dry drowning. Now you can, you know, you can drown
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  Speaker 1: your sorrows. You can drown in red tape. You can
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  Speaker 1: drown your fears away. You can drown in debt. It's
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  Speaker 1: very hard to drown face down in the body of water.
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  Speaker 1: And that is how far people are going to explain this.
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  Speaker 1: And the bottom line is, if you can indict somebody
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  Speaker 1: for scraping a pool with strange credulity, you can't indict
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  Speaker 1: someone for having a young man come up dead in
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  Speaker 1: dubious circumstances. That is about desire. And at any other
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  Speaker 1: point in this nation's history, even if it were an
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  Speaker 1: administration that necessarily wasn't even fond of black people, at
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  Speaker 1: any other point, the feds would be called in. As
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  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, Nolan Wells, he met his end
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  Speaker 1: on federal land. 94%. The feds own 94% of that island.
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  Speaker 1: A private owner owns six. So it happened on federal land.
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  Speaker 1: The feds would be calling in to investigate this rash.
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  Speaker 1: Of black people that are being hung all over the country.
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  Speaker 1: I said this before and I don't think people quite
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  Speaker 1: got what it was. I said that there is a
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  Speaker 1: reason if you live in a black blue state or
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  Speaker 1: a blue city or if you're black, brown or yellow,
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  Speaker 1: you really do not have any federal representation at all.
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  Speaker 1: You are on your own. No one would. As a
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact, no one from this administration has mentioned it.
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  Speaker 1: at all, the drash of dead people. Nobody has mentioned
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  Speaker 1: at all what happened to Nolan Wells, no elected official
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  Speaker 1: of any note. Nobody from the FBI, nobody from the
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  Speaker 1: Trump administration, barely somebody from governance, not even a senator.
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  Speaker 1: They've stayed away from it. Any other point, the feds
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  Speaker 1: would be called in. But there is a reason at
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  Speaker 1: the beginning of this term, they got rid of the
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  Speaker 1: Southern Poverty Law Center. Remember that? They indicted them for
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  Speaker 1: being what they called racist. There's a reason why the
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  Speaker 1: Civil Rights Division of the Trump administration is all white.
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  Speaker 1: There is a reason why this district attorney and others
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  Speaker 1: do not feel a sense of urgency because they know
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  Speaker 1: no one is going to hold them to account. But
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  Speaker 1: they also should know this, that we are not going
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  Speaker 1: to look the other way. That one day there will
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  Speaker 1: be another administration. And murder does not have a statute
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  Speaker 1: of limitations. This was about desire. This was about a
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  Speaker 1: district attorney who wanted to. This is about the federal,
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  Speaker 1: the feds who want to. So the next time somebody
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  Speaker 1: tells you that your vote doesn't make a difference and
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  Speaker 1: all these administrations are the same, do you actually believe
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  Speaker 1: that an administration headed by Kamala Harris would be doing
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  Speaker 1: nothing right now, saying nothing right now? This is about desire.
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  Speaker 1: This is about wanting to. This is about somebody wanting
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  Speaker 1: to get to the bottom of it and somebody in authority.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason they don't, the reason nothing's happening, because
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  Speaker 1: they don't want to. That's a little note from the
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  Speaker 1: GED section. It's the D.L. Hughley Show. She's jazzed.
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  Speaker 9: She smiles.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 4: President Trump announced Friday that he is seeking to cancel
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  Speaker 4: almost a billion dollars in federal funding, sidestepping congressional approval
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  Speaker 4: and earning criticism from lawmakers on both sides using a
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  Speaker 4: controversial move known as pocket rescission. Trump said he wants
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  Speaker 4: to nullify eight hundred ten million dollars in spending that
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  Speaker 4: Congress had approved for programs and agencies which would serve immigrants,
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  Speaker 4: minorities and children.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let one of these shoe booty telling you that
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  Speaker 1: this administration ain't racist. And you know what? I can't
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  Speaker 1: wait till the new administration comes in. And the first
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  Speaker 1: one should go is that dizzy ass broad. Which one?
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  Speaker 1: What's the one? There's so many dizzies.
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  Speaker 2: No, no.
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  Speaker 1: The one, the one Anaconda. What's the one? The one
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  Speaker 1: singing Anaconda? Oh, dude. Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj.
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  Speaker 3: She's got to go.
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  Speaker 1: She's talking awful slick for somebody that's here illegally. She
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  Speaker 1: is talking slick. She's talking awful slick with her husband
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  Speaker 1: that is a registered sex offender and you're here illegally.
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  Speaker 1: That explains a lot, though. You got to watch your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Watch your mouth. You got to watch your mouth because
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  Speaker 1: you're in favor with this administrator. You're talking slick about
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  Speaker 1: another one and the first thing they need to do
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  Speaker 1: is have her ass out of here.
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  Speaker 3: I think so, too.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to talk about you should vote for him.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to talk about he's been good for us?
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  Speaker 1: Ask any other immigrant how they feel. Ask the Haitians
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  Speaker 1: how they feel. Ask the Cubans how they feel. Ask
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  Speaker 1: the Venezuelans how they feel. You think you've got that
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  Speaker 1: little fake-ass gold card? I'm telling you, I'll make an
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  Speaker 1: anonymous call.
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  Speaker 4: We know just how stupid you are because you got duped.
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  Speaker 4: You got duped in front of everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Goofy-ass bra.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, goodness.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, speaking of goofy, adults who consume a high dairy
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: diet are up to 25% less likely to develop.
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  Speaker 3: Heart disease.
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  Speaker 4: That's according to a new study. Researchers have pointed the
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  Speaker 4: high nutrient content in dairy foods to explain this boost
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: for the cardiovascular system. And they say it's actually a
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  Speaker 4: major source of vitamin B12, which actually is used in
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  Speaker 4: building red blood cells and keeping the nervous system healthy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, maybe because nobody can afford milk right now.
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  Speaker 4: Not only that, I mean, you got a choice. You know,
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: you can be high in dairy, which ain't good for everybody.
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  Speaker 4: When you get over a certain age, I miss that.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: You're in there making booty gravy. I was about to say,
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: I feel that rumble. Oh, God. At this sound, you
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  Speaker 1: were here all show long. Who's in there playing bongo?
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  Speaker 1: More milk, please. Lucy, I'm home. Get out. It is
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  Speaker 1: the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. The countdown is
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  Speaker 1: only Ricky Smiley. We've got six days, one incredible trip,
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: and only a few cabins are left. The concerts, the food,
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: and the experiences, you don't want to hear about it afterwards.
• 12:55
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• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Or you can log on to onevoyagecruise.com for all of
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  Speaker 1: the details. I will say this. You cannot be shocked
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  Speaker 1: that one of the things that's consistent, or fairly consistent with, These,
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  Speaker 1: you know, right now it's the Cornell 7. The Penn,
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  Speaker 1: remember all the white boys in Penn were dealing drugs.
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  Speaker 1: They got a drug ring there. We had a kid
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  Speaker 1: in Stanford that raped somebody and the judge doesn't want
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  Speaker 1: to be leaning on him. And now somebody raped somebody
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: in Chicago, the judge didn't want to be, because they
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: didn't want to ruin those careers. And you know what happens?
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Those dudes have good careers. They come and they're our governors.
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  Speaker 1: They're our attorney generals. There are Supreme Court justices. There
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  Speaker 1: are presidents.
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  Speaker 3: You know what else they are?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: To reckon back to something you said, a rapey lot.
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  Speaker 1: They are a rapey lot. They are a very rapey lot.
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  Speaker 1: How is it that rape and molestation and sexual assault
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  Speaker 1: is not a disqualifier?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How is it that that's possible?
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  Speaker 3: I can't answer it.
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  Speaker 1: How is it?
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  Speaker 3: So disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: Now, instead of a Me Too movie, we have a U2. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because it seems to be pervasive, particularly in this. James
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  Speaker 1: Tallarico is running against Paxton, who let off a dude
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  Speaker 1: who raped a child for years. There was somebody credible
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: associate who was a spiritual leader of Oklahoma. Raped a
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  Speaker 1: girl for years. He's out now. The dude who raped
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: a girl for years did less time than Puffy did.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: One day. So let's stop it. Let's stop with this
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  Speaker 1: moral majority. And you let them do it because you're
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  Speaker 1: used to them doing it. When that man said I
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: grabbed him by the pee, nobody batted an eye. You
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: guys voted for Roy Moore Jr., a child molester. The
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  Speaker 1: only reason he lost is because black dudes were like, man,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: this dude wrote a horse name trigger. We're like, ah, nah.
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  Speaker 1: Not this time. Not this time. Ernestine gave me my
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  Speaker 1: 74 pieces of ID. I'm going down there and vote.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: We headed out.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody load up. We going down.
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  Speaker 1: How dare you evoke the name and tell us how
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  Speaker 1: Christian you are when you let your women and children
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  Speaker 1: be ravaged? How dare you? How dare you? Pretend like
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: you've got the connection with the Lord. Well, not only
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: I was about to say that's my thing. Thumping the Bible,
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  Speaker 1: re-quoting scriptures.
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  Speaker 4: Well, whenever you need that particular scripture, because obviously you
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  Speaker 4: never read the context and that you just take whatever
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  Speaker 4: you want.
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  Speaker 3: And it's so interesting. I'm thinking to myself, you're always
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  Speaker 3: talking about God.
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  Speaker 4: Even when I think back to Pete Hegseth and him
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  Speaker 4: talking to those recruits and he's telling them what God
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  Speaker 4: wants them to do and quoting Bible scriptures.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, like y'all really sit around and.
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  Speaker 1: Read the Bible. Every time you open a Bible, a
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: affidavit falls out of it. Now, why did Nikki McLaughlin
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  Speaker 1: like the Trump administration? Her husband and brother fit right
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: along with him. Birds of a feather. He's back, this
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: time with One Voice Jeopardy. Welcome Jamal Kingsley, the militant man.
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: This is Jamal Kingsley, the militant man, here for another
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: exciting episode of One Voice Jeopardy.
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: We have two new contestants. She runs all of Dallas radio.
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: You've heard her on the air.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Queen Indie B. How you doing?
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I'm all right, Jamal.
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: And our next contestant, freshly graduated from a prestigious HBCU,
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: that boy Trey, representing Morehouse.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: You hear him weekly with My Life After the Yard.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: He's a graduate, you know.
• 16:41
  Speaker 10: Are you ready, Trey?
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: I'm ready.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: All right. Here we go.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: The first set of lyrics.
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  Speaker 6: Indie, are you ready? Yes.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: Lazy, hazy.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Girl, I'm going round. I want you to know how
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: much I love you so. I want you to know how.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Much I love you so.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: That is Al Hudson. One-way cutie pie.
• 17:14
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: That boy Trey.
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: Are you ready?
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ready.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Here we are. All alone.
• 17:19
  Speaker 11: You and me.
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: Privacy.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: And we can do anything.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Your fantasy. I want to make your dreams come true.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess Jodeci? I don't know.
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: That is 112 featuring Q Parker, Anywhere.
• 17:53
  Speaker 10: Here we are, all alone.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: You and me, privacy. And we can do anything, your fantasy.
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: I want to make your dreams come true.
• 18:09
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Here's the last one. Anybody can just jump in. I
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: have a feeling neither one of you will. When you shake,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: what you got? And girl, you got a lot. You
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: really something, child.
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: Yes, you are.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Because when you're hot, you're hot. You really shoot your shot.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: You dino my child.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I'm going with Barkay. The Ohio players fire.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, they will.
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: Be on the stage along with the previous songs we
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: just mentioned.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's going to be crazy. One Voyage Cruise at OV2026.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: Com or you can get your phone out and call 214-495-1963.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Don't wait.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Secure your spot before it's too late.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: Book your cabin now. This has been Jamal Kingsley with
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: One Voyage Jeopardy.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Now book your cabin today, my brother.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: It is time to present another diploma from Dale's School
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: of Real Good Book Learning. Who do we have on
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: the phone? Melanie. Melanie. Where are you calling from, Melanie? Hi, Melanie.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I'm calling from Lansdowne, Pennsylvania.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Pennsylvania? Wow.
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: We important them in from, oh, that's close to Philly, huh? Oh,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: she's in the suburbs. She's way safe. She's way safe.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: She's in the suburbs. This is how it works. Skip,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: why don't you tell her how it works? All right.
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: I'm going to give you a word. You're going to
• 19:56
  Speaker 9: have to use this word in a sentence.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Then after you use the word in a sentence, we're
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: going to get Jasmine to use the word in a
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: sentence and D.L. use the word in a sentence. And
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: after that, we'll see who got it right. And it
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: doesn't matter who gets it right. You're going to get
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: your diploma from D.L. School of Real Good Book Learning.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Wait, don't say that. Don't say that. It does matter
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: who gets it right. It does.
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: I don't want her to get shook. I don't want
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: to get... I'm not either. Some people don't do standardized
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: tests well.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Some people don't do standardized tests well.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Well, don't play me cheap. This ain't Trump University. You can't...
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Not just some of anybody going to get a diploma
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: from here.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, stop throwing a tantrum.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 20:30
  Speaker 10: Come on.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Don't... All right. Don't discredit my unaccredited school.
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: I know that.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 20:38
  Speaker 9: Are you ready? Today's word is codex. Use codex in
• 20:43
  Speaker 9: a sentence.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Codex like?
• 20:47
  Speaker 9: No, not like the film. Codex.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: Codex.
• 20:50
  Speaker 10: Hmm.
• 20:55
  Speaker 9: Sometime today.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I went to Staples to grab my Codex.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 21:03
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: She's from the suburbs of Philly. Then she can take
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: her time. She ain't in no hurry. I have no
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: idea what that means.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: Neither does any other graduate from D.L. School of Real
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: Good Look like me.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, watch your mouth. Watch your mouth.
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: Don't worry about it.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth.
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: Jasmine, codex, use it in a sentence.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: I hate it when my girlfriends come over to my
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: house and they're always borrowing my codex.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Wow. Okay.
• 21:36
  Speaker 9: All right. All right.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: What is it, a feminine product with a camera? I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: don't know what that is.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: But they better leave it alone. I know that.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Codex.
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: You giving it a shot of DL?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, for sure, for sure. Some people have a Rolodex.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I have a Codex.
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: Okay, all right.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: A Codex is an ancient manuscript text in book form
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: or an official list of medicines, chemicals, et cetera, you know.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, you can borrow that. You can borrow that. No,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: you can't. You always have wings. You always have wings.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: You supposed to be riding a horse or playing tennis
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: when you went borrow yours. Mine was closer to it.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: And I don't know what she and we waited so
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: long for her to give an answer. We don't even
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: have a show no more because she killed four hours.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: But that's all right. See, she's in the Philly area.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: So she could have went to Temple. She could have
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: went to Penn State. She could have went to, you know.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Westchester State.
• 22:35
  Speaker 9: She could have went to HBC. She could have did
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: all that. But she chose D.L. 's School of Real
• 22:39
  Speaker 9: Good Book Learning.
• 22:40
  Speaker 11: Congratulations, you got a diploma, okay?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Thank you. At least somebody understands it. Thank you so much.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: And the graduation won't be as long as it took
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: you to answer that question. I promise you that. It
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: won't take that long. Hey, hang on a minute. Skip,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: come on, get your information. Thank you for calling in, sweetie.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: We appreciate it. Thank you. Hang on.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: We're recognizing some of the funniest comedians. Some you know,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: some you do not. Welcome to the stage, Gary Michael Anderson.
• 23:07
  Speaker 10: Realize I don't want kids, you know?
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: I mean, I have them, but I don't want them.
• 23:16
  Speaker 10: So I'm just navigating that every day. Send help. I
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: never wanted kids because I got a big family, big
• 23:24
  Speaker 10: dysfunctional family. I got 16 nieces and nephews. Yeah, one
• 23:28
  Speaker 10: brother and sister. My brother has seven kids, including two kids.
• 23:35
  Speaker 10: They're the same age. They're not twins. My sister has
• 23:40
  Speaker 10: nine kids, including a set of triplets. It's three kids.
• 23:44
  Speaker 10: You guys know that. It's three kids, but there's two fathers.
• 23:48
  Speaker 10: There's two different dudes between the three. One guy fathers
• 23:51
  Speaker 10: two of the triplets and another guy fathers the other.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 23:54
  Speaker 10: How is that possible? I don't know. But probably the
• 23:59
  Speaker 10: same way you find an onion ring in your french fries.
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: No one knows.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I still eat that.
• 24:14
  Speaker 10: I never want to kiss. I hate my nephews.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: Um.
• 24:17
  Speaker 10: I went up to the Bay Area to celebrate my
• 24:19
  Speaker 10: 35th birthday, and one of my nephews asked me if
• 24:22
  Speaker 10: he could have my laptop when I die. And I
• 24:25
  Speaker 10: was like, bro, it's my birthday. But also, do you
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: know how computers work? Do you know how death works? Like,
• 24:31
  Speaker 10: I plan on being here a minute. You know what
• 24:32
  Speaker 10: I'm saying? I'm a 35-year-old fit, non-smoker, non-rapper. I live
• 24:39
  Speaker 10: in an up-and-coming neighborhood across the street from a Whole Foods.
• 24:42
  Speaker 10: I plan on being here. A minute, you don't think
• 24:45
  Speaker 10: that I'm going to outlive a 2016 refurbished MacBook Pro
• 24:48
  Speaker 10: with no space bar? Because space bars, Brooke, you think
• 24:52
  Speaker 10: that I'm going to die before I spill another latte
• 24:54
  Speaker 10: on that? Which would be partly my fault, but also
• 24:57
  Speaker 10: the fault of the Starbucks in San Francisco on 16th
• 24:59
  Speaker 10: and Montgomery Street for having wobbly ass tables when I
• 25:02
  Speaker 10: stood up too fast to take a shit because coffee
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: strikes without warning. But my nephew's a hood kid, so
• 25:09
  Speaker 10: all he knows is like hood-related death. He's like, but uncle,
• 25:12
  Speaker 10: what if you get shot? And I was like, why
• 25:13
  Speaker 10: are you so excited?
• 25:14
  Speaker 9: But you're right.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I could get shot.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: I could.
• 25:18
  Speaker 10: But I just exited that 15 to 34 age range
• 25:22
  Speaker 10: where homicide is the leading cause of death amongst black males. You, sir,
• 25:26
  Speaker 10: just entered it.
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: So.
• 25:28
  Speaker 10: Uh, let me get your Xbox.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Subscribe.
• 25:38
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: It is the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Remember
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: that if you are going to be in Columbus and Cincinnati.
• 25:45
  Speaker 10: Cincinnati.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I think we're going to be there. Are we in Columbus?
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Columbus and then Cincinnati.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: We're going to be in Columbus and then Cincinnati for
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: the DL and DL2. I'll get you the particulars later on,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: but this Friday.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Where are you going to get them?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: The particulars. Particulars.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: That's how you know you made it. That's how you
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: know you made it. When somebody says, I'll get you
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: particulars later. Yeah, we'll get you the itinerary later on.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: We'll get you that later. Run that down for you.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: The particulars.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Particulars.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Tavis Mallory used to say that all the time. Particulars.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: That sounds so funny when you said it. He can. Particulars.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: You hear this goofy-ass Brandon Tatum? You can dry drown.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: I'm so sick of him.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: There's the same guy who said that he did cocaine,
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: that Noah Wells did cocaine, a lie from the pit.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I'd sue him. And shout out to Ben Crump who
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: played that like a Stradivarius, didn't he?
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: He played like what?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: He's Stradivarius. He played that boy.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Particular Stradivarius.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: He sure did. He waited for that dizzy to say, what?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Up here. We have our own experts. Yes, he did.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: We brought our imported white people to.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Talk to you.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Well played.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Well played, Ben Crump. Well played.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: And you know what? This is what they don't understand.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: They don't understand that a grand jury is not a
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: finding of fact. They can bring it back up when
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: they've had another grand jury. And what I would do
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: is wait until we got... Just because you got... Enjoy
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: your little time, boys. They got Joran Vandersloot after all
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: that time. Remember, they don't wait.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: And he plays chess, maybe he does not play checkers.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, he does. You know what? There is no way
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: in hell any other administration, any other administration. This would
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: already they would already have the feds coming in.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Even as racist as they were in Mississippi in the 60s,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't pretend to investigate. The grand jury is only
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: just like that dude that didn't want Breonna Taylor's people indicted.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: That's the only reason a DA does not get people
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: indicted is if he doesn't want them indicted. The standard
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: is so low. We believe that an ex Olympia took
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: a knife. A box cutter.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: And bent over out of his boat.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: And scrapes. Eight feet down. It was so stupid. But
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: you've indicted them for that.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: So dumb.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Anyway. They've indicted. Oh, you were the one who said
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: you could.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: T.C.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: Harris.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: T.C. Harris.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they can indict. They've indicted DAs, FBI agents, former
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: elected officials. They've indicted all that. They've indicted journalists. All
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: at his whim. All at his whim. And he's sitting
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: there falling asleep and shitting his pants. Hey there, welcome
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: back to the D.L.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Hughley Show. We're hanging out here with Ida Rodriguez.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: You know what's funny? We're talking about football, but you know,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I was at 1619, which is the series that's running
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: on New York Times, and it talked about how corporate
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: America and the idea of capitalism came from From plantations. Oh, absolutely.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: And that's why they treat American workers like we're not
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: inspired to work by promotion. We're by fear.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Do this or I'll do that. Virtually everyone. And they're
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: good capitalists. There are people who there are people who
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: are have unions, 60 percent of unions. And they have
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: they fight for rights. And you have to. But in America,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: they get to be brutal to people who work for
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: them because they were brutal to people who work for them.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: It's embedded in the fiber of this country and the world.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: My grandmother used to tell me that melanin was divine.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: And she would say they would not try to eradicate,
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: destroy and berate something unless they knew that it was powerful.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: She's like, think about it from the beginning of time
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: to where you are now. Think about the persecution of
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: people of color.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: It is for eradication.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: And it's because it's divine. I think about all this
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: all the time. I try to write jokes about it
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: because for me it's very important. I have two black children.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Me too.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: They're always there. They are everywhere.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: My son leaves the house every day. My son is
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: a grown up. Every day he has to text me
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: to let me know he made it home. That is
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: a fear that no white person will ever.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: They don't have it.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: And it's like, you know, the reality of it is,
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: is that you look at all over the world, black
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: people are oppressed. And there is a reason for that.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: And we have made it part of. It is part
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: of the culture. It is subconscious behavior.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: It's in our DNA now. It is.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: And we, you know, Latinos get mad at me.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: They're like, why are you always pumping for black people?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I am the black people.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I'm pumping for us. Have you lost your mind? You
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: know what's funny? When we went on tour, me, George,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: and Eddie, we went on tour. And I'll never forget this.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: George were in El Paso and this dude, he was,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: he was tatted. He was clearly about to have been
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: in prison. He had, he had tattoos on his face
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: and he loved George. And so we were, it's Charlie.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: We're online. And so the dude was shaking. Everyone wanted
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: to shake George's hand. And George said, I'm not going
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: to shake your hand unless you shape his head. And he,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: he shook all our hands and his girlfriend started crying.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: She said, that's the first time he's ever shook hands
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: with a black man. He ever touched a black man.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: He wasn't fighting. And it's how they have made us
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: believe that we are enemies. Oh, we are not. The
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: same scriptures they use to put immigrants in cages. They
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: put us in chains with, and our fights are so similar.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: And you know, what makes me proud of you is
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: that I didn't, I'd never seen you talk, got a
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: chance to talk to you, but I see your story
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: through your stories. And that's amazing.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, I appreciate that.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: I think that I've been advocating for this for a
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: long time because I am brown and black.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: That's who I am.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: But I say it all the time. The Latinos are
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: so upset about these babies in cages. But you have
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: to be just as pissed about Tamir Rice as you
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: are about those babies.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, you do.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Until we have to we have to reach across and
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: we got to do it. The strength in numbers, like
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: if you think about black and brown people, we will
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: own the world. The fact that they have convinced us.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: You know, and that's prison thing. That whole Mexican black
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: and brown thing, that's a, you know, you think about
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: all the profitable business, prison and death is so profitable.
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  Speaker 4: And black people are usually the expense, you know, at
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  Speaker 4: black men.
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  Speaker 3: And it's just, it's so ridiculous. I cannot go on stage.
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  Speaker 4: I cannot go anywhere and talk about comedy or do
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  Speaker 4: whatever without bringing that with me.
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  Speaker 3: It's so much a part of who I am.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate you. And you know what we're going to do?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to take my Range Rover. You take your Mercedes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much to Ida Rodriguez.
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  Speaker 4: Make sure you check out Ida as part of Tiffany
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  Speaker 4: Haddish's Day Ready series now streaming on Netflix. Remember, you
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  Speaker 4: can hear more of our discussion every day on our
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  Speaker 4: radio show. Check out our website, thedlhughleyshow.com for local listings.
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  Speaker 3: We'll be back coming up on the DL Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for what you need to know with
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  Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 8: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. President
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  Speaker 8: Trump says he anticipates conducting further high-level diplomatic discussions with
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  Speaker 8: Iranian representatives this week after officially rejecting a proposed ceasefire
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  Speaker 8: agreement over the weekend. In a telephone interview with the
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  Speaker 8: news organization Akron... The president stated that Tehran desperately wants
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  Speaker 8: to reach a deal, but asserted it's not a deal
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  Speaker 8: he's willing to accept, claiming Iranian leaders overplayed their political hand.
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  Speaker 8: The president further stated he is constantly evaluating the resumption
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  Speaker 8: of heavy military airstrikes as the broader international war enters
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  Speaker 8: its seventh month.
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  Speaker 1: Of active combat.
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  Speaker 8: That lingering early season storm known as a nor'easter is
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: continuing to affect communities along the east coast today. While
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  Speaker 8: the most severe rainfall and destructive winds subsided, the weakened
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  Speaker 8: coastal storm system is expected to loop back around between
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  Speaker 8: New Jersey and Long Island today, bringing light rainfall and
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  Speaker 8: wind gusts reaching 30 miles per hour alongside the ongoing
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  Speaker 8: high tide coastal flooding warnings. In Chicago, the Obama Presidential
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  Speaker 8: Center reports that more than 175,000 visitors attended museum exhibits
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  Speaker 8: and special ticketed events since the facility opened its doors
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  Speaker 8: in June. Representatives for the Obama Foundation confirm the center
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  Speaker 8: welcomed enthusiastic guests from all 50 U.S. states and 39
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: foreign countries. In college sports, USC issued a formal one-game
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: suspension for linebacker Desmond Stevens following injury. a brutal targeting
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: hit that led to a concussion for Oregon quarterback Dante
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: Moore Stevens drove his shoulder directly into Moore's head as
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: the quarterback surrendered a slide resulting in Stevens ejection and
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: Moore being rushed by ambulance to a local hospital where
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: medical evaluations confirmed a severe concussion to subscribe to my
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  Speaker 8: 24-7 go to news1. com I'm Sybil Wilks be informed be empowered.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so very much Sybil Jackson and you know
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  Speaker 1: All right. More of the D.L. Hughley Show coming up directly.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. It is the D.L. Hughley Show,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: your 2026 edition. I am going to be along with Don.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to be in Columbus, Ohio. And then the
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: following day, we'll be in Cincinnati. So come check us out.
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  Speaker 1: At the Mershon Auditorium in Columbus. At the Mershon Auditorium
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  Speaker 1: in Columbus. And the following day, where are we at?
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  Speaker 1: In Cincinnati.
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  Speaker 9: The beautiful Taft Theater.
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  Speaker 1: The beautiful Taft Theater. Is that named after the President Taft?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure. I hope. Not the Merchant Theater on Friday
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  Speaker 1: and Saturday. The beautiful Taft Theater.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Going to be there. John, this is, you know, you know,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: he's a rookie. He is a rookie.
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  Speaker 3: He's doing his best.
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  Speaker 1: He's doing well. Yeah.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: He used to the road life.
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  Speaker 1: Wearing them out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I thought you were going to show him
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  Speaker 3: the ropes.
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  Speaker 1: Teach him how to do it. Well, he fell asleep
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: before I could. Hey, wait a minute. I'm the only
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: one who falls asleep at the dinner table.
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  Speaker 10: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. Shout out to Sid the Entertainer. He came
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  Speaker 1: out Saturday to, we were in St. Petersburg. He came
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  Speaker 1: out and I had a great time with him.
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  Speaker 11: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you've ever been to dinner with me
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  Speaker 1: or lunch if I haven't fallen asleep on you.
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  Speaker 4: Well, hold on a second. You may have been to
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: dinner or lunch with you. But it's not, you haven't
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: really been christened until you fall asleep.
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  Speaker 1: If somebody tell you they went to dinner or lunch
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  Speaker 1: with me and I didn't fall asleep, they lying. There
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  Speaker 1: you go. They're lying ass. You're telling your best story. Yeah.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Or in the middle of someone else's story.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Phone in hand, everything. This would be a good time
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  Speaker 1: for me to doze off on your ass. Very interesting.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: You're so interesting. Oh man, this booth looks so comfortable.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: I wonder how many people have pictures of me sleep.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: You know who has a lot of pictures of you sleep?
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Kyle does. Jeff does.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Your writer friend, Jeff, he has a lot of pictures
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  Speaker 4: of you sleep. I have none. Maybe one, because I
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: wouldn't do that.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I know Derek has a lot. They think it's funny.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: They giggle and cackle and put.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Each other's elbows in there. Wake me up just in
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: time for the bills. He's up now. Here's the military man,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Jamal Kingsley, returning to explore the racism hidden in our
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: everyday lives.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, my brothers and sisters. This is Jamal Kingsley, the
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: militant man, here to expose racism hidden in our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 2: Why is it when you stop working on your computer,
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  Speaker 2: it goes.
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: To sleep and the screen turns black?
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: Is it because you think blacks are lazy and they
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: stop working and go to sleep on the job?
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  Speaker 9: Think about it, my brother.
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  Speaker 7: And why is it when you take your driver's license picture,
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: if you have on dark sunglasses, they make you take
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: them off.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: But clear glasses, you can keep on. Is it because
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: you don't trust anything dark?
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Think about it, my brother.
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: And why is it back in the day used to
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: keep all your phone numbers in a little black book?
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: But nowadays, all your phone numbers are kept in your iPhone.
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: Is it because you're always developing technology that eliminates things black?
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  Speaker 7: Think about it, my brother. This has been Jamal Kingsley,
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: the Militant Man. And until next time, stay woke and
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: think about it, my brother.
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  Speaker 1: That'll do it for us, ladies and gentlemen. This is D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley showing you a 2026 edition. In case you're going
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  Speaker 1: to be in Columbus, Ohio, I'll be there this Friday
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: at the Mershon Theater along with Don Living for D.L.
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  Speaker 6: D.L.
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  Speaker 1: On the road again. Anything grows to a D.L.
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  Speaker 6: And D.L.
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  Speaker 1: At the Mershon Theater in Columbus, Ohio. Then, of course,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: the following day we'll be at the Tab Theater. Theater
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  Speaker 1: in Cincinnati, Ohio. So DL and DL, so come check
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: us out this Friday and Saturday. And my book, Charlie's Boy,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: is October 6th.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Shy of what? Four days, five days?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'll be on today, Monday. And then I
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: got to do what I got to do today, Monday.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: And I got to do Jennifer Hudson. I got to do.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait, hold on.
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: Hold on.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: I got to get you ready. I got to get
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: you ready. If you're doing J-Hud, how are you going
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: to come down the hall?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to dance.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: You're not going to come down the hall?
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Come on. You got to do something. I'm not one
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: of those people. Do the Migos Challenge.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Do something.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: You don't need to talk to me about that. I
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: ain't doing nothing I don't want to do. If that's
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: the predicate, I won't go. I'm just telling you.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I'm a grown man. I'm going to do what I
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: want to do. If you want me to do that,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: get somebody else.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Well, they're going to line up on the hallway.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: You can just walk down if you want to. I
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: don't care what they do. I'm going to restore. I
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: don't walk through lines before. I'm not going to make somebody.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: You can hop like a Q coming down if.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: You want to.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do none of that.
• 39:30
  Speaker 11: Or you can do that bunny hop from Disney.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, you'll do the bunny hop. I walk my narrow
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: ass down there. I bet you that.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, don't be a ground.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Why don't you do something? I am going to do something.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give her a great interview. Yeah, that's
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: what I'll do. Now, did you learn anything, Jasmine Sanders?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: My heart was heavy yesterday because I found out about
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: the death of Angela Stribling.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Horrible.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: And, you know, I you know, everybody knows her from BET.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: They know her from screen scene. And, you know, of course,
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: she was on the radio in D.C. And I had
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: the privilege and the pleasure to meet her. When we
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: all went to D.C., all of the black women in
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: radio who were being inducted into the Library of Congress.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: And I was, you know, I fanned out because I've
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: always been a big fan of hers. I love her
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: personality and her voice. And it hurt me so bad
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: when I found out that she lost her her battle
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: with brain cancer after two years. And she and I
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: developed a little relationship and we would talk and reach out.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: And I never knew she was sick. So prayers to
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: her husband, prayers to her family, her sister, you know,
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: it's just, it's just terrible, especially someone, you know, the
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: same age as you and you see, you know, it's just,
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: it's really hard.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Life is, life is life.
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Life does keep life.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, it does.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Prayers up for her.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Indeed.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: She will be missed.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Beautiful, beautiful spirit.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. Junior's hand is a king. What'd you learn today?
• 40:56
  Speaker 11: Well, I learned that it's probably, you age out on
• 41:00
  Speaker 11: certain things like, going to the state fair I went
• 41:03
  Speaker 11: this weekend and boy I.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Thought it was weird when you said you were going
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: no it's cool.
• 41:08
  Speaker 11: But you know it's different than when you had kids
• 41:10
  Speaker 11: you know when you had kids you chase them around
• 41:12
  Speaker 11: you let them ride the rides and all that but
• 41:15
  Speaker 11: after a while especially when it's 100 degrees man all that.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Walking you can keep your Exactly. Dos elotes, por favor. Please.
• 41:27
  Speaker 11: Then it was packed from all those people in for
• 41:30
  Speaker 11: the game.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Keep your fried Oreos. I don't want none of it.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: No mas.
• 41:35
  Speaker 10: No mas.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Big feet on the stick. Keep all that.¿ Dónde estás,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: mis caros? I was like, go away.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Dónde estás, mis caros? I'm trying to say, where's my car?
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: No.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Cat is not. You said,¿ Dónde estás?
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: No, I said,¿ Dónde estás? Me-scottos.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's scottos. That's not real.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Me, my car.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: That's not real.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Where's Elena when I need her?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: You were having an ordinary drink. Probably trying to look
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: up what you just said. On the next D.L. Hughley Show,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: sometimes people get really upset with the things I say,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: so we're going to give them an opportunity to be
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: with our segment called... All right. Plus, we're going to
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: honor someone who's as benevolent as a human being of
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: the week. It is the D.L. Hughley Show. We will
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: definitely see you on the other side. Kyle, my favorite
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: short bus operator. Let's drink. We gots to go.
• 42:22
  Speaker 9: Toot, toot.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.