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Inside the New York Prison Crisis · Stay Outta My Fridge

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Speaker 1: Don't beverb We're back. This is stay out of my fridge, Buce.
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Speaker 1: You're hearing it's me, it's mad, it's Beard Laws. You're
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Speaker 1: probably thinking there's only two of us, but we're full
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Speaker 1: back squad. I was gonna say we're fully back, and
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Speaker 1: then my brain will say, don't say hard or anything inappropriate,
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Speaker 1: but me as mad as Beard Laws, Jurney. It is always
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Speaker 1: Brandon j McDermott and you've been fucking off fellas. It's
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Speaker 1: not a hot minute.
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Speaker 2: Bro, it has been. Last week was the longest week
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Speaker 2: I feel like for a long It was Wednesday, dude,
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Speaker 2: and I'm like, it feels like Sunday. That's how long
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Speaker 2: the week was. It was awful, and part of it
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Speaker 2: was the cold weather we've been experiencing. So it's that
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Speaker 2: that's cleared now we're up to even more temperate temperatures
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Speaker 2: than we've been should be experiencing this time of the year.
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Speaker 3: But the beer hell, yes, you could say the fridge
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Speaker 3: is restocked. We are full. We are repletest uh and
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Speaker 3: with the weather being nice, we were just talking about
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Speaker 3: behind stage. I my boss is not even gonna show
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Speaker 3: up next week, so I'm like, golf like every single day.
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Speaker 3: You guys are kind of like by the next episode
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Speaker 3: you're like, hey, why are you in a sling and
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Speaker 3: a knee brace? And I'm like, I went all in,
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Speaker 3: Like I I did it all.
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Speaker 2: Besides work and your tanned.
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Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, I want to have my sunburn just peeling
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Speaker 3: and everything. Oh, it's gonna be beautiful. I'm not. This
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Speaker 3: is a vacation that I don't have to burn, Like
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Speaker 3: this is gonna be so.
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Speaker 1: Its burning. It's you been well the I mean you're
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Speaker 1: saying golfing, Well, there'll actually be golf courses open, though
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Speaker 1: we are.
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Speaker 3: They take advantage, So I'm assuming by that we're you know,
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Speaker 3: we're filming on a Sunday, so uh, Monday and Tuesday,
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Speaker 3: probably not because it's going to be extremely muddy because
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Speaker 3: there's still snow, just a little bit snow still here.
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Speaker 3: But I would say Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 3: what you pay do?
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Speaker 2: You like?
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Speaker 1: You go out and when you're like, I'm gonna go
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Speaker 1: golf And the only reason masking is because we can
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Speaker 1: really only golf from like maybe the end of May
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Speaker 1: to maybe like August and August, maybe September, not a
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Speaker 1: not a good place to own a golf course, but
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Speaker 1: there are a couple what's what's the going rate? Like
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Speaker 1: are you a nine a nine holer, an eighteen holer?
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Speaker 3: So I usually do there is a nine hole course
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Speaker 3: if I'm feeling pretty cheap, but I actually work out.
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Speaker 3: I'm very I like to do a lot of I
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Speaker 3: do the what is it called barter system, so I'll
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Speaker 3: utilize my workplaces rooms. So I always go to people like, hey,
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Speaker 3: you guys want some free hotel rooms And they're like yeah,
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Speaker 3: And they're like, can I get some of your stuff
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Speaker 3: for free? And they're like that absolutely, let's do some trazy.
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Speaker 3: So there's a golf course that I get a free
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Speaker 3: membership too now because they like three hotel room nights
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Speaker 3: a year, and it works out really well.
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Speaker 1: It's brilliant. I need I need to get in your biz.
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Speaker 2: I feel, dude, I feel like working at a golf
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Speaker 2: course where you live, Matt is probably one of the
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Speaker 2: easiest jobs in the world part of the year and
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Speaker 2: one of the toughest jobs of the world other part
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Speaker 2: of the year.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because right out the gate, I mean, and this
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Speaker 1: is me never working on a golf course, but having
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Speaker 1: to not only do all the frost repair, but then
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Speaker 1: have to make sure that your sprinkler systems, if you
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Speaker 1: have a sprinkler system, didn't freeze like. And then you
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Speaker 1: have when you have to win a rise a course
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Speaker 1: like it's it's a lot of work and a quick thing.
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Speaker 1: And then unfortunately you have all these people that organize
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Speaker 1: tournaments and everything. They might be a little too early
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Speaker 1: in the year, so I mean you're having an entire tournament,
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Speaker 1: would say, twenty teams, and then they all got to
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Speaker 1: stay in the cart paths and it's just muddy, it's raining.
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Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's not great. Yeah, but there is some
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Speaker 1: good courses though. Then one of them is kind of
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Speaker 1: near the uh the filtration plant in the said town.
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Speaker 1: So the grass is always a little bit greener on
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Speaker 1: this course, but a lot to all those people that
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Speaker 1: take their tea and chew on him during around, I
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Speaker 1: wouldn't recommend doing it there because you're probably have some
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Speaker 1: kind of human shit in the fertilization. But some people
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Speaker 1: eat ask they're into it. I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I get picked on because I actually keep a tea
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Speaker 3: in my mouth the entire time because I used to
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Speaker 3: smoke cigarettes and I would be like John Daily, just
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Speaker 3: lighting them up one after another on the course. So
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Speaker 3: to replace it, I just keep a tea in there
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Speaker 3: and they're like, get that tea out of your mouth.
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Speaker 3: And I always get the jokes like, look, got him
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Speaker 3: can't go a day without wood in his mouth, And
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Speaker 3: I'm like.
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Speaker 2: I hate everybody.
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Speaker 3: You know what, If this is going to keep me
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Speaker 3: from lighting up a stogy, so be it. And then
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Speaker 3: you know, I bring my pen Griffy Junior with me.
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Speaker 3: You know, we hit it out of the park while
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Speaker 3: we're out there.
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Speaker 1: So is there an actual brand or a flavor that
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Speaker 1: is pen Griffy Junior? Because there needs to be fella different,
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Speaker 1: you know, go the Reds not as not as popular
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Speaker 1: as Seattle maybe you know what I mean. He wasn't
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Speaker 1: as good in Cincinnati, but nothing.
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Speaker 3: Is too Shay too Shay, you know Ohio. Uh they're
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Speaker 3: up there with Philly, but uh the uh I mean
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Speaker 3: so I used to call it the the Pnjamin Franklin.
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Speaker 3: You know, certainly there's gotta be something like that in
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Speaker 3: there as well. But there's galopries.
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Speaker 1: See I'm see, I'm a cigar guy. I love cigars.
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Speaker 1: I know Brandon is a cigar guy. But I'm I
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Speaker 1: would probably smoke a cigar a couple of times a week,
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Speaker 1: if not more, but one it's super frigging cold out,
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Speaker 1: so I don't really have a good place. We don't
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Speaker 1: have cigar bars around here, and I don't know, I
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Speaker 1: just I don't overly love smoking in front of the kids.
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Speaker 1: So I just don't want them sitting out there and
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Speaker 1: be like, oh, you're smoking those cigars again, which when
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Speaker 1: we grew up, it was normal. People were smoking cigarettes,
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Speaker 1: people were smoking cigars. It was just a common practice.
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Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people even have like cigars
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Speaker 1: smoking certain sense of products, you know, like beard oils
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Speaker 1: and stuff. While but I don't just now, especially now
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Speaker 1: that they're getting older, I just don't want them to
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Speaker 1: pick up the habit because they'll probably do the vapin
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Speaker 1: and that vaping shit is stupid.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, did you guys ever like just ride
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Speaker 3: in a vehicle with uh, just people just smoking, like
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Speaker 3: I mean I remember being eight or nine. They're probably
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Speaker 3: even younger, but just sitting in the back and you
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Speaker 3: would have your two vocals out there just hot boxing
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Speaker 3: the car smoking, you know, ashen in the little ass
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Speaker 3: trade compartment of.
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Speaker 1: The vehicle and napping out the lighters with the coils.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and now you mean and just honestly, I think.
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Speaker 3: One of the dumbest inventions that we ever had was
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Speaker 3: the automatic headlights because people don't know when they're actually
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Speaker 3: on anymore. And the fact, remember how you just you
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Speaker 3: would turn on your headlights and your dash lights would
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Speaker 3: come on. That's how you knew also your lights were on.
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Speaker 2: Bring that shit back?
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Speaker 3: What are we doing? Well?
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Speaker 1: If they had them like that where you had to
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Speaker 1: do more manual and less computers. One they can't mark
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Speaker 1: up the the price of things with the computers, and
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Speaker 1: two they can't control your car when they need to.
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Speaker 1: I remember too back in the day, going into like
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Speaker 1: the Bowling Alley near me, and as soon as you
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Speaker 1: open the door, smoke poured out of the building because
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Speaker 1: everybody in there was smoking at the lanes, smoking in
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Speaker 1: the bar, smoking in the boys room. There was smoke everywhere.
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Speaker 1: Legit opened the door and it was just and you
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Speaker 1: had to almost plan what outfit you wanted to wear
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Speaker 1: that you didn't want to wear probably ever again, because
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Speaker 1: it was just gonna smell like cigarette smoke.
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Speaker 3: Yeap, our local bar just band smoking January first this
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Speaker 3: year is yeah. So I was. Every time that I
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Speaker 3: would go throw in my local dart league, I would
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Speaker 3: have a specific shirt that I would keep in the
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Speaker 3: garage just because I'd have to wash it twice just
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Speaker 3: to get rid of the cigarette smell. And I'm like, man,
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Speaker 3: I was like, I used to smell like this all
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Speaker 3: the time. No offense to smokers, but there's a smell
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Speaker 3: and you know it. It's woo my fingertips. Now it
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Speaker 3: just smells like weed and smegma. We just whatever. I'm
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Speaker 3: scratching my balls.
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Speaker 2: I remember my uncles smells of his fingers. Why that's
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Speaker 2: say we're inside, but they always smelled like balls and cigarettes. Bro,
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Speaker 2: And I'm just like, dude, like, go take a shower.
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Speaker 1: That's when men were men.
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Speaker 3: Oh.
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Speaker 1: In New York, they banned it. July twenty fourth, two
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Speaker 1: thousand and three is when they banned smoking in restaurants
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Speaker 1: in bars, and they called it the New York State
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Speaker 1: Clean Indoor Act, the cia A, the Canadian version of
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Speaker 1: the CIA. So twenty two years, almost twenty two years.
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Speaker 1: It would be twenty two years this summer that you
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Speaker 1: haven't been able to in New York smoke in a bar,
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Speaker 1: a restaurant.
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Speaker 2: Wild, I think it's about the same in the Braska.
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Speaker 2: I think it's less than twenty years. I think it
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Speaker 2: was like two thousand five or six, somewhere around the
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Speaker 2: mid two thousands is when is when it happened. But
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Speaker 2: I wild to me how public sentiment really turned in
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Speaker 2: the late nineties to early two thousands on public smoking.
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Speaker 2: And I mean you remember, like this is the smoking section.
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Speaker 2: This is not ye know, non smoking, Like how you
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Speaker 2: could still smell it.
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Speaker 3: It was just.
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Speaker 2: But I too, you be remember the rides in the
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Speaker 2: car with the windows rolled up hot boxing cigarettes and
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Speaker 2: how it would kind of you would kind of if
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Speaker 2: you could stay below a certain level, you still smell cigarettes,
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Speaker 2: but you wouldn't be in the smoke, so to speak,
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Speaker 2: because the.
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Speaker 1: Spar back, getting that little buzz.
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Speaker 2: Just disgusting.
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Speaker 1: So according to Google, there's ten states that don't have
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Speaker 1: a statewide band that doesn't allow smoking in restaurants or bars.
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Speaker 1: I feel like we could guess this out by we,
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Speaker 1: you guys, because I'm looking at the answers. In the South,
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Speaker 1: there's there's some South, yes, Alabama, Mississippi, Alabama is definitely
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Speaker 1: number one. Mississippi is definitely on there as well.
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Speaker 3: Yep. Louisiana.
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Speaker 1: Louisiana is not on there. Arkansas, Arkansas yep, Tennessee, Kentucky,
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Speaker 1: Kentucky yep, South Carolina yep, South Carolina, Oklahoma, Texas, tayhas.
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Speaker 3: Yep Oklahoma NOIDA.
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Speaker 1: Obama is not on there, noe.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Florida, Georgia and the Carolina Georgia.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no off Florida. I would have I would have
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Speaker 1: bet probably at least twenty five bucks that they were
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Speaker 1: on there. They're not on there. There's there's only two
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Speaker 1: left that you haven't got and they both have the
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Speaker 1: same name, Virgins West Virginia Virginia and West Virginia.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 1: A lot of them do allow local governments to kind
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Speaker 1: of say, hey, if you want to do it in
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Speaker 1: your own area, you can, but the state has not
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Speaker 1: banned it. Yeah. I would imagine Texas there, like, you
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Speaker 1: ain't taking my and you ain't taking my ability to
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Speaker 1: smoke in this bar, y'all.
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Speaker 3: We just I know. So my local one was I
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Speaker 3: said this year, but ten years ago it was the
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Speaker 3: bigger area.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's technically Missouri does allow it, but it's
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Speaker 1: up to the local as well. But maybe that was
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Speaker 1: just a potential recent changes.
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Speaker 3: It goes by county because they all have like a
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Speaker 3: different like I know that same county that allows you
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Speaker 3: to smoke in the bar doesn't allow you to sell
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Speaker 3: liquor unless you sell so much food.
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Speaker 1: Got this doesn't have to do a smoking in a
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Speaker 1: bar restaurant, and we don't have to spend a lot
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Speaker 1: of time on it. But I don't think you guys
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Speaker 1: have maybe heard this, but this is a huge, huge
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Speaker 1: deal in the state of New York, and at least
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Speaker 1: especially where we are. But the correction officers are like
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Speaker 1: battling hard right now in like a ton of New
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Speaker 1: York jails, or the fact that inmates are pretty much
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Speaker 1: like taking over jails almost like on a daily basis.
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Speaker 1: And it's to the point where, like these correction officers,
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Speaker 1: they're not safe at all. A lot of them aren't
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Speaker 1: even showing up, they're not going to work rightfully so
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Speaker 1: and they are just going after the governor something fierce
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Speaker 1: because they put in this new like Halt Act, which
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Speaker 1: I'm not one hundred percent sure what it is, but
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Speaker 1: I think it more or less it's you can't be
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Speaker 1: so hard on inmates. You can't lock them up for
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Speaker 1: so long, like they have to have the ability to
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Speaker 1: be out and about and all that.
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I don't know exactly. That's just my brief understanding, but
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Speaker 1: I mean the jail that's local to me. Just sometime
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Speaker 1: last week they had reports that there was a takeover.
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Speaker 1: They had to send in these cert teams, they had
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Speaker 1: to do perimeters. They were fairly close from what I understand,
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Speaker 1: getting out, and then next thing, you know, this jail
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Speaker 1: forty five minutes away, then this jail an hour and
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Speaker 1: a half away. It's like all these inmates have tablets,
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Speaker 1: they have technology now, they're able to talk, communicate in
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Speaker 1: a lot of these gangs are or whatever are running,
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Speaker 1: you know, running the prisons. It's been a nightmare, man.
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Speaker 1: And you know, having family and friends and people that
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Speaker 1: are CEOs right now, I would not want to do
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Speaker 1: that job. And I know you've got some family that's
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Speaker 1: in the same biz too. Yeah, it's just his is federally.
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Speaker 3: Owned or whatever. It's like a federal prison. But it's yeah,
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Speaker 3: he just I know that they're they're mandating how many
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Speaker 3: hours he has to work, and it's just like mandatory
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Speaker 3: six days, twelve hours shifts and and still he's still
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Speaker 3: even he's crazy. He even picks up over time too,
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Speaker 3: because sometimes they have mandatory overtime, but the guy is
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Speaker 3: always working. But I just know there's short staff. You know,
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Speaker 3: Luckily they haven't tried to overtake or anything like that.
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Speaker 3: But it's just wild and it's crazy to think about
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Speaker 3: all these people that I you know, I'm not for
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Speaker 3: just being inhumane and not allowing them to ever see
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Speaker 3: the light of day or anything like that, but some
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Speaker 3: of the know, some of the funding that we're doing
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Speaker 3: for that, but we can't. We can't give free lunches
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Speaker 3: or whatever. That's just weird.
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Speaker 1: Just yeah, a lot of these inmate or the correction
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Speaker 1: officers are being like stuck and they're so short and
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Speaker 1: this and that. Like there's people that are going like
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Speaker 1: having to do multiple twenty four hour shifts, and I
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Speaker 1: mean it's gotten to the point too where like the
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Speaker 1: civilians they're not safe, they're not showing up. You have
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Speaker 1: people that like truck drivers and stuff that are delivering
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Speaker 1: food and supplies and stuff. They're not showing up. So
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Speaker 1: all of these you know, correction officers and all this
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Speaker 1: stuff started striking and then you know, the governor is like, hey,
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Speaker 1: this is against the union, this is against this. If
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Speaker 1: you strike, you can be terminated and you're not going
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Speaker 1: to get paid. And these guys are continually striking, going unpaid,
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Speaker 1: and it's like, man, it is just it's a nightmare.
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Speaker 1: And where we live, it's a pretty small place. There's
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Speaker 1: not a lot of jobs. You know, the correction officers
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Speaker 1: not only do they make good money, it's one of
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Speaker 1: the probably if not the highest, you know, employment area.
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Speaker 1: And let's be honest, and this isn't a knock to
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Speaker 1: any CEO. I mean, you don't have to have an education.
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Speaker 1: You go through, in my opinion, an unneeded boot camp
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Speaker 1: to go through it. But as long as you're twenty
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Speaker 1: one and make it through the boot camp, you got
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Speaker 1: yourself job, you know, and it's a pretty good, opinion
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Speaker 1: job in a decent career. If you want to spend
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Speaker 1: twenty five years in jail, it just I mean, I
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Speaker 1: couldn't do it, no chance.
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Speaker 3: I see the hours, I see the risk. It's good
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Speaker 3: is to them. It's just one of those jobs where
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Speaker 3: you you're thankfully you don't have to do it, and
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Speaker 3: you know, it's I think it's a very thankless job
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Speaker 3: as well.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no chance in me. I've always said, at least
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Speaker 1: in the state of New York, and I know we've
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Speaker 1: talked a little bit about it in the prisons and
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Speaker 1: stuff are much different in other states. I always said,
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Speaker 1: just have one big old jail, you know, multiple blocks
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Speaker 1: or whatever they call them, and just have that shit automated,
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I have a couple of people.
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's twenty twenty five with AI talk. You're
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Speaker 1: telling me we can't get a hold of AI and say, hey,
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Speaker 1: you're now running this prison when they need to go out,
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Speaker 1: and you know, let them out, open them up when
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Speaker 1: you need this boop. I have to imagine. I mean,
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Speaker 1: we have doors, We've had doors for what twenty years
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Speaker 1: that open by themselves when you go there motion activated.
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Speaker 1: Pretty sure we could go in there and create some
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Speaker 1: kind of big prison and what things get bad at times? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but it'd work itself out eventually. I feel maybe not.
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Speaker 3: I don't know. Sy Bester salonav every time he gets
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Speaker 3: locked up and we're like a prison, he fights a
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Speaker 3: way to escape. So I feel like that's the next
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Speaker 3: movie of his. Is there like an AI generated prison?
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Speaker 1: They just they just have this takeover. My little brother
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Speaker 1: has to go into work, and I'm like, you know,
16:46
Speaker 1: obviously nervous. I'm like, I'm like, man, maybe I should
16:48
Speaker 1: watch prison Break again just in case I get to
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Speaker 1: go in there and help. And the way flakes to
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Speaker 1: throw on the TV before bed. So she's just like,
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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't feel like there's nothing worre
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Speaker 1: wirey watching your shit Netflix boop boop. Just okay, okay, okay,
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Speaker 1: doesn't it throw up a show about like a nineteen
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Speaker 1: ninety or nineteen ninety one prison takeover in Ohio and
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Speaker 1: it was intense. They took they captured eight inmate era,
17:12
Speaker 1: the inmates captured I think eight correction officers. They like
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Speaker 1: instantly killed like eight or nine other inmates from snitches
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Speaker 1: to this and that, and it was like, I want
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Speaker 1: to say, several weeks, multiple weeks just takeover and there
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Speaker 1: was like hostage negotiations and all this stuff. They it was.
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Speaker 1: It was absolutely unbelievable. My favorite part of it all
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Speaker 1: was the inmates had the full script that they were
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Speaker 1: doing for hostage negotiations. They had the copy of it
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Speaker 1: in the block that they were there, so they knew
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Speaker 1: exactly what they were trying to do to them. And
17:45
Speaker 1: these were some smart people that kind of stopped up
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Speaker 1: and was like, hey, I'm stepping in. This is what
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Speaker 1: we're going to do. They broke you know, by gang
17:55
Speaker 1: or by whatever they in prison. You affiliate, you know,
17:58
Speaker 1: whether you know you're this religion or this skin color. Whatever.
18:01
Speaker 1: They broke it up and said, all right, you guys
18:03
Speaker 1: go there, you guys go there, so there's no more fight.
18:05
Speaker 1: We got to have peace. And even the cops and
18:08
Speaker 1: the lawyers and everything were like, Man, if these if
18:10
Speaker 1: all of these guys, these like higher ups would have
18:13
Speaker 1: just chose a different life path, like their lives would
18:15
Speaker 1: have been not like they are some of the most
18:17
Speaker 1: intelligent people I've ever talked with, but they just use
18:20
Speaker 1: that smarts to do some bad shit, which.
18:24
Speaker 3: If I was smart enough, I would probably do the same. No,
18:27
Speaker 3: one probably use my powers for evil as well. I'm
18:31
Speaker 3: not a good person. I would do the same.
18:33
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I don't know, it's break as well.
18:37
Speaker 3: And what did you think of that series, because that
18:40
Speaker 3: is time tear for me.
18:41
Speaker 1: Loved that show Prison Break. Yeah, it's a special talent
18:46
Speaker 1: to be able to write episodes when you know what's
18:49
Speaker 1: gonna happen, Like, you know what I mean, how many
18:52
Speaker 1: times did they end up keep getting in jail and
18:54
Speaker 1: getting out of jail and then going in jail. Like,
18:56
Speaker 1: it's pretty brilliant to be able to, you know, put
18:59
Speaker 1: out that many seasons with the same kind of concept.
19:02
Speaker 3: The first season will always be the best. But it
19:06
Speaker 3: was kind of funny. It's kind of like, hey, let's
19:08
Speaker 3: break out of prison. They're like, okay, season two, Hey
19:10
Speaker 3: we're running away, don't get caught. Three We're now in
19:14
Speaker 3: prison in Mexico. It's like, oh damn. Four, now we're
19:18
Speaker 3: helping the FBI. So I don't know, it was I
19:24
Speaker 3: still watched every single episode. They had like a final
19:26
Speaker 3: break movie. They had a movie, yeah, dude, and they
19:31
Speaker 3: came out with another series. God, like six or seven
19:36
Speaker 3: years later or something. They had one more season.
19:39
Speaker 2: Yeah.
19:39
Speaker 1: According to this, there was five seasons total, and it
19:42
Speaker 1: ran from two thousand and five to twenty seventeen. If
19:45
Speaker 1: you're able to have five seasons in twelve years, you
19:49
Speaker 1: did some pretty cool stuff. Season one obviously, it was
19:52
Speaker 1: season one. Season two focused on the man hunt for
19:55
Speaker 1: the prison escapees. Three, Michael breaks out of a Panamanian
20:01
Speaker 1: Panamanian jail. Why we say that Tomato with the Model
20:05
Speaker 1: four was unravels the criminal conspiracy that imprison Lincoln and
20:09
Speaker 1: then they had to get Old Michael out of prison
20:12
Speaker 1: and Yemen.
20:13
Speaker 3: Yeah. The the crazy thing is though, is both those actors.
20:21
Speaker 3: I became like a nerd of the CW shows when
20:25
Speaker 3: they had like Arrow and Flash and all those spin
20:28
Speaker 3: off ones. I used to watch those, uh religiously, and
20:34
Speaker 3: that both those actors end up being villains and and
20:38
Speaker 3: then eventually heroes and there's just spoiler alert what Yeah,
20:42
Speaker 3: because every time I saw them, I was like, oh snip.
20:45
Speaker 3: They was like, they're gonna bring it up person again.
20:46
Speaker 2: I was like, look at these dude duos.
20:47
Speaker 3: And then they came out with that. I think when
20:49
Speaker 3: they broke out Michael out of Yemen, I was like,
20:52
Speaker 3: I think it was like six episodes and I was like,
20:55
Speaker 3: wait to wrap it up.
20:56
Speaker 1: I was like, it wasn't an interesting show. I didn't
21:01
Speaker 1: watch a ton of them, but I remember I think
21:02
Speaker 1: I watched season one because I feel like just about
21:04
Speaker 1: everybody did. And I was still at that stage in
21:06
Speaker 1: my life where I was paying for TV, so I
21:08
Speaker 1: was like, hey, give it a show I don't remember
21:10
Speaker 1: the other ones. I definitely don't remember the movie.
21:12
Speaker 2: How how about TV shows, because you guys are bringing
21:14
Speaker 2: up TV shows I remember, but I never watched, And
21:17
Speaker 2: so like TV shows that were huge that you heard
21:20
Speaker 2: a lot about that people didn't watch, that I didn't watch.
21:22
Speaker 2: People a lot of people watched, you didn't. And one
21:24
Speaker 2: I would say is prison Break was one. Do you
21:26
Speaker 2: guys remember twenty four? How does this say that?
21:29
Speaker 3: Because it's right, it was right before prison Break.
21:31
Speaker 2: Every he'd never watched. I never watched twenty four, but
21:32
Speaker 2: I remember everybody was like doing weekly recaps. And remember
21:36
Speaker 2: Tony Dance. I had a show like a little like
21:38
Speaker 2: daytime talk show you had for a while. He one
21:41
Speaker 2: of his like segments was, I remember why I watched
21:43
Speaker 2: the Tony Dance Show, But I did. It was like
21:46
Speaker 2: one of the only few people along with like half
21:48
Speaker 2: of the you know, the Eastern seaboard because they're all Italian.
21:52
Speaker 2: But uh, another show I just never watched. It was
21:56
Speaker 2: just a weird premis like what was it? Was?
21:58
Speaker 1: It?
21:59
Speaker 2: Each episode is sixty minutes in a day, and the
22:02
Speaker 2: whole season is is one twenty four hour period, like,
22:07
Speaker 2: so every it was like, do you have the most
22:09
Speaker 2: crazy day where you've got bio terrorism and you've got
22:12
Speaker 2: assassination attempts and you've got corruption within companies and like
22:16
Speaker 2: one out one hour anyway, whatever? Lost now that team
22:20
Speaker 2: never watch that one either, mean either. But Lost was
22:23
Speaker 2: a show that I did get into back in the
22:25
Speaker 2: day that was like that one like changed my life
22:29
Speaker 2: because after every season and the internet was around, you
22:31
Speaker 2: would go to the Internet and people would be talking
22:33
Speaker 2: about what did this mean? What did that mean? And
22:36
Speaker 2: so it was kind of cool on Monday morning or
22:38
Speaker 2: Friday morning or whatever day the show aired, I can't
22:40
Speaker 2: remember to come back to work and like read up
22:42
Speaker 2: on all the recaps. It was kind of fun that way.
22:44
Speaker 2: But yeah, any other shows for you guys.
22:49
Speaker 1: Man, I'm trying to I didn't see either of those.
22:52
Speaker 1: One thing I wanted to say real quick is how
22:54
Speaker 1: crazy is it thinking about having to go back watching
22:57
Speaker 1: a show, whether it's Prison Break twenty four or Lost
23:00
Speaker 1: or whatever that builds into it, but having to only
23:03
Speaker 1: stop because it's you watch it the one week and
23:07
Speaker 1: then you have to wait for the next episode. I mean,
23:10
Speaker 1: right now, I don't even I've gotten to the point
23:12
Speaker 1: where Obviously I don't watch a ton of shows. But
23:13
Speaker 1: if I'm going to watch a show, like, I'm like,
23:15
Speaker 1: how many seasons of it?
23:16
Speaker 3: Other?
23:16
Speaker 1: One? Nope, not watching it?
23:18
Speaker 2: Five?
23:18
Speaker 1: Okay, it must have been all right, let's go five
23:20
Speaker 1: and then binge, watch as much as you can. And
23:23
Speaker 1: we started watching the Mister Beast Games or whatever. I'm like,
23:27
Speaker 1: I'm intrigued. I was super but it was the same thing.
23:30
Speaker 1: We watched it and it was released weekly and the
23:33
Speaker 1: kids were like, what, let's watch the next episode and
23:35
Speaker 1: they were having a hard time being like there's an
23:38
Speaker 1: you have to wait, like it's and I was like,
23:41
Speaker 1: you know what, good for him for doing this, because
23:43
Speaker 1: like I love that shit. And I was just it
23:45
Speaker 1: brought you back and they always left you with a cliffhanger,
23:47
Speaker 1: and you're like, son of a bitch, brings me back
23:49
Speaker 1: to my childhood. No wonder why I have so much
23:51
Speaker 1: stress and anxiety it, Oh.
23:55
Speaker 2: Go ahead, I was just need. I think they're going
23:57
Speaker 2: to go back to that at some point. I think
23:58
Speaker 2: that's where you'll see if TV shows exist in the
24:03
Speaker 2: in the sense of their series and it's a production
24:08
Speaker 2: that's broken up into six, eight, ten, twelve, twenty four shows.
24:12
Speaker 2: I think you're gonna see shows do more of that,
24:15
Speaker 2: and you kind of see it a little bit where
24:16
Speaker 2: they're instead of releasing all of them at once like
24:18
Speaker 2: Netflix did ten ten years ago or so or more,
24:22
Speaker 2: you'll see it. They do it at least here's six
24:25
Speaker 2: and the net six will come out in another eight weeks,
24:27
Speaker 2: or here's three and three and three. You know, I
24:29
Speaker 2: think that's what you're gonna see a lot more of.
24:31
Speaker 2: So I'm getting more of that in anticipation and talk
24:34
Speaker 2: and build up.
24:34
Speaker 3: At et cetera.
24:35
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder though, if some do that and then
24:37
Speaker 1: it fails miserably, if they'll just go back to releasing
24:39
Speaker 1: them all, because let's be honest with social media in
24:42
Speaker 1: the way that things are as we all know. We
24:44
Speaker 1: all create content, but short form content is what everybody wants,
24:48
Speaker 1: like everybody, people don't have the intention span to be
24:51
Speaker 1: able to do that. So I wonder if they're like,
24:52
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do six and then the next one
24:54
Speaker 1: is gonna be released in a couple of weeks, and
24:56
Speaker 1: then they're just like, Eh, hell with it, I don't care.
24:58
Speaker 1: I'm over, I'm not gonna wait. I'll just jump to
24:59
Speaker 1: the next one, and the next one and the next one,
25:01
Speaker 1: you know. But when we were growing up, there wasn't
25:03
Speaker 1: always jump to the next one, jump to the next one,
25:06
Speaker 1: you know, like these damn kids. Not only that's not
25:09
Speaker 1: only stay up our fridges. They have it made, they do,
25:12
Speaker 1: they do haven't made?
25:13
Speaker 3: And Lost was one show too that I never did watch,
25:17
Speaker 3: but I heard enough about it that I think I
25:21
Speaker 3: would know, but I never got to experience, you know,
25:24
Speaker 3: the episode episode on it. But The Office was one
25:29
Speaker 3: that I got into late and I binge watched that
25:33
Speaker 3: one probably like four times over in like a year span.
25:38
Speaker 3: I don't know what it was. And people either truly
25:41
Speaker 3: hate that series or they truly love it, and I
25:44
Speaker 3: fell in the category of absolutely loving it.
25:47
Speaker 2: But it's wild about The Office is that I and
25:52
Speaker 2: I think I got into The Office like because of
25:55
Speaker 2: a cousin of mine was so obsessed with it when
25:58
Speaker 2: it aired. By about season three or four, I was
26:01
Speaker 2: really into it, and I rewatched it to your point
26:05
Speaker 2: when it came out on Netflix. I mean we're talking
26:07
Speaker 2: twenty and nine, ten eleven, you know, twelve, thirteen, four.
26:10
Speaker 2: I mean, I probably have rewatched that show at least
26:13
Speaker 2: ten times. But I don't know if you if you're
26:17
Speaker 2: alluding to this at all or not, But I always
26:20
Speaker 2: assumed that that show would have such long lasting impact
26:24
Speaker 2: like Seinfeld, like other shows, other comedy shows in the past.
26:28
Speaker 2: But I think there's this feel that the younger generation,
26:33
Speaker 2: even just a slightly younger than born in late mid
26:36
Speaker 2: mid to late eighties like us, don't get it. They
26:39
Speaker 2: kind of jumped to the parks and rec kind of show.
26:43
Speaker 2: They still have the same feel of like office jokes,
26:46
Speaker 2: you know, inner office stuff. But the point being is,
26:49
Speaker 2: like I don't think it's dated quite as well, especially
26:52
Speaker 2: some of the bullying stuff and things like that. I
26:55
Speaker 2: maybe maybe it'll swing back around. But my point is
26:58
Speaker 2: is this is that there's like an off what's the
27:01
Speaker 2: word I'm thinking of, Like we're done with it, We've
27:05
Speaker 2: heard it, we're fed up with it, we don't want
27:07
Speaker 2: to hear any more about it. Like it's become the personality.
27:10
Speaker 2: It's become people's personality, right, that's the joke, is that
27:13
Speaker 2: your personality is office jokes, like exactly, Like people not
27:17
Speaker 2: only bought the show, had all the seasons on DVD,
27:22
Speaker 2: but they bought books about it. Back behind the scenes
27:24
Speaker 2: looks and things like people wanted to be a part
27:27
Speaker 2: of this show because they just loved it, loved it,
27:29
Speaker 2: loved it. I don't think it will have the long
27:33
Speaker 2: lasting impact that other shows do, and have been so
27:36
Speaker 2: surprised at how quickly that's kind of turned in the
27:38
Speaker 2: last five to seven eight years.
27:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I wonder, don't worry. I didn't pay full
27:44
Speaker 1: price for this because I found this in a bin
27:46
Speaker 1: store for like a dollar or something. I was like,
27:48
Speaker 1: this is we have I read it? Nope, but it's
27:50
Speaker 1: in my bookshelf.
27:52
Speaker 3: Yep.
27:52
Speaker 1: But I wonder too, Like you said, I wonder if
27:54
Speaker 1: it's a little bit of a it doesn't quite hit
27:56
Speaker 1: home because I feel like when we were growing up
27:59
Speaker 1: in our parents are growing up, like you, getting a
28:01
Speaker 1: job in an office in a city, in a cubicle
28:03
Speaker 1: like that was a big deal, you know what I mean.
28:05
Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't have a college education, maybe you went
28:07
Speaker 1: to college. The goal was to get that office, to
28:09
Speaker 1: get that corner office, you know, to get an office
28:12
Speaker 1: with a view and all that stuff. And I have
28:13
Speaker 1: to imagine a lot of kids these days, that's not
28:15
Speaker 1: what they're dreaming, you know, They're they're going you know
28:17
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna be a YouTuber, I'm going to be
28:18
Speaker 1: a professional TikToker, or hey, I'm going to be Hopefully
28:22
Speaker 1: they start being I want to be an electrician and
28:23
Speaker 1: I want to trade because those are Diane Rton. So
28:26
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's the way. Maybe it's not quite
28:28
Speaker 1: hitting at home, you know.
28:29
Speaker 3: Well, and I think it too. It's just it central's
28:32
Speaker 3: around selling paper and a lot of people can't a
28:34
Speaker 3: grass the concept. Now there's like what they're just why
28:38
Speaker 3: are they selling so much paper? You know what I mean?
28:41
Speaker 3: Like it's yeah, I don't know, it's I actually got
28:45
Speaker 3: into it much later than that, honestly. I think it
28:49
Speaker 3: was maybe twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, so, but yeah, it's
28:56
Speaker 3: and then I rewatched it heavily during COVID. That was
29:00
Speaker 3: that was a Game of Thrones is probably the last
29:03
Speaker 3: one that I can remember that I had to wait
29:06
Speaker 3: for an episode and probably the reason why I don't
29:09
Speaker 3: do it anymore because I was so let down with
29:11
Speaker 3: the ending that I was like, this sucks. So I
29:16
Speaker 3: was like, I'm never waiting for this again. Did not
29:18
Speaker 3: Nut you know finished.
29:20
Speaker 2: You know what? Show really has kind of come full
29:23
Speaker 2: circle for me. And I think for a lot of people,
29:26
Speaker 2: Debbie does Dallas, Yes, I mean deb Wie does Dallas
29:28
Speaker 2: and the Double and Miss Jones. My grandpa had those
29:30
Speaker 2: on Listen, dude, my grandpa. I had those on Betamax.
29:33
Speaker 2: Bro I didn't watch. I didn't watch my first films
29:37
Speaker 2: on VHS or DVD. It was on Betamax. That's how
29:39
Speaker 2: old I am. Okay, yes, so remote is connected by
29:44
Speaker 2: a wire to the machine, you know, but is a
29:49
Speaker 2: show we all grew up with that after about ninety
29:53
Speaker 2: nine kind of fell off a cliff and as stayed
29:57
Speaker 2: raw around still. But no, no, the Simpsons, and so
30:04
Speaker 2: because the Simpson and here I'm gonna try to keep
30:06
Speaker 2: this brief. The Simpsons jokes up until like season seven
30:11
Speaker 2: or eight are so good. Now are they dated? Yes,
30:17
Speaker 2: some of them are dated references Johnny Carson like leaving
30:20
Speaker 2: Late Night ninety two, like kids these days want to
30:23
Speaker 2: understand that, right, But those jokes are so well done,
30:27
Speaker 2: and a lot of them are still are funny. I
30:30
Speaker 2: watch my daughter asks to watch the scary Simpsons episodes.
30:34
Speaker 2: All we do is watch Treehouse of Horror. Now that's
30:36
Speaker 2: all I watch. It's amazing. But but what I'm getting
30:39
Speaker 2: at is. I mean, everybody the belief is that after
30:42
Speaker 2: season seven or eight it fell off, right, it sucked.
30:45
Speaker 2: You know, the Simpsons movie came out almost twenty years ago,
30:51
Speaker 2: like two thousand and seven, it came out. Bro, it's
30:52
Speaker 2: almost twenty years ago. Bro, Like that's nuts to think about. So, like,
30:58
Speaker 2: like the show had already full it off by that point,
31:01
Speaker 2: by about ten years, and it's still around. I think
31:03
Speaker 2: they're still making episodes.
31:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think we chatted about it. I don't
31:07
Speaker 1: know if it was on this show or one of
31:08
Speaker 1: the other ones. But yeah, it's still around, still making
31:10
Speaker 1: new episodes, and it is now officially I think, the
31:12
Speaker 1: longest running TV series out there.
31:16
Speaker 2: So my point being is just that if you go
31:18
Speaker 2: rediscover those first seven eight seasons, they still stand up. Dude,
31:23
Speaker 2: you will still laugh your ass off. You've seen the
31:25
Speaker 2: show a hundred times, that episode hard times. Go watch them.
31:27
Speaker 2: They're great.
31:28
Speaker 1: So anyway, yeah, here's a here's a list. Let's go
31:31
Speaker 1: over did we watch or did we not watch?
31:33
Speaker 3: These?
31:34
Speaker 1: This is according again to the Googles. Thank you to
31:36
Speaker 1: the AI overview of the most popular television shows from
31:39
Speaker 1: two thousand to twenty ten. I feel like that's prime
31:43
Speaker 1: are watching some shows and then and these are these
31:45
Speaker 1: are some big ones. So first one up with Survivor
31:49
Speaker 1: and one I've seen a couple episodes, but I wasn't
31:51
Speaker 1: like I.
31:52
Speaker 2: Got into one season with Rupert. It was only because
31:55
Speaker 2: of Rupert, and other than that, it was it was
31:57
Speaker 2: just weird bearded guy. That's why we all liked it.
32:00
Speaker 1: Just anyway, even do you watch it?
32:04
Speaker 3: No? One? Uh er, No. I was more of a
32:10
Speaker 3: Scrubs fan. I love Scrubs.
32:14
Speaker 2: I never watched r but there were a couple of
32:16
Speaker 2: times where it was on TV and you'd watch it,
32:18
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
32:20
Speaker 1: Next one Friends, I watched it.
32:24
Speaker 2: No, hated Friends, it was stupid show.
32:26
Speaker 1: Didn't love it. But No, I was just gonna say
32:29
Speaker 1: I didn't love it. But there was somebody that I
32:31
Speaker 1: was with at the time was like obsessed with it.
32:33
Speaker 1: And it was the Fall Asleep Show and it was
32:35
Speaker 1: a DVD set and it was just always on.
32:40
Speaker 3: My mom watched it a lot whenever it was actually
32:42
Speaker 3: like coming out as like a new series and stuff.
32:45
Speaker 3: And so I've seen every episode probably ten times. Like
32:51
Speaker 3: I can almost quote these damn episodes anymore. It's not
32:54
Speaker 3: a huge fan, but see it was always on what
32:57
Speaker 3: was that show?
32:58
Speaker 1: Friends?
32:59
Speaker 3: Friends?
33:00
Speaker 1: Obviously the next one. We already talk about Simpsons. We
33:03
Speaker 1: loved it, we've seen it. I still want. I have
33:06
Speaker 1: a goal in my brain that I want to start
33:07
Speaker 1: watching it again, like I want to pick. I want
33:09
Speaker 1: to try to find, roughly in my life where I
33:12
Speaker 1: stopped and see if I can try to catch up.
33:14
Speaker 1: Which then I started doing the math. Okay, it's probably
33:17
Speaker 1: gonna be about twenty years episodes and Nope, don't have
33:20
Speaker 1: that kind of time. And by the time I'm like
33:21
Speaker 1: seventy eight, I'll probably catch up on it.
33:23
Speaker 2: So what I suggest doing is going to IMDb, searching
33:27
Speaker 2: up the episode list and don't look at the descriptions,
33:30
Speaker 2: but look at what they're rated, and if there's a
33:33
Speaker 2: good rating on them, go back and watch them. I mean,
33:35
Speaker 2: because I'm with you, I'm not gonna watch it a
33:37
Speaker 2: six point three rated episode of Simpsons, but if it's
33:40
Speaker 2: eight point five or above, I'll watch it.
33:42
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, Futurama better. In my opinion, I love Futurama.
33:48
Speaker 2: I haven't watched Futurama in like ten years. My wife
33:51
Speaker 2: kind of hates it a little bit. I think about
33:53
Speaker 2: a rewatch Future, but it's such a great job.
33:55
Speaker 1: People love the Future Bender is the man.
33:58
Speaker 3: Zoidberg loves some love me some Zoidberg Man.
34:02
Speaker 1: You got a Zoidberg voice?
34:04
Speaker 3: No, no, do. I try it every once in a while,
34:06
Speaker 3: whenever I'm trying to annoy the kids. Absolutely, if I
34:08
Speaker 3: did it now, would flem probably hit the webcam. Yes,
34:13
Speaker 3: we'll save that for the Patrion episode. That's the only fans. Baby,
34:17
Speaker 3: that's almost like spit in the.
34:18
Speaker 1: Mouth makes you guys go over to Goots Gluts for
34:21
Speaker 1: all the flimmy webshots. Oh, it's next American Idol. I
34:28
Speaker 1: remember watching probably one of the first couple seasons when
34:32
Speaker 1: they had the like the rejects and the real bad
34:34
Speaker 1: ones and the one dude that became like a star
34:36
Speaker 1: because he was so bad.
34:37
Speaker 3: She Bang, she bang William Hung. Did I use my
34:41
Speaker 3: Did I use PEPSI points to get itune credits to
34:44
Speaker 3: get that song for free? Yes? I did, Baby, still remember.
34:49
Speaker 2: That, so I'll I'll say this. There was a there
34:53
Speaker 2: was The show was split into two almost. You would
34:56
Speaker 2: watch it when the season would start to see the
34:59
Speaker 2: first few uppisodes of the idiots who were terrible or
35:03
Speaker 2: were just looking for their five seconds of fame even
35:05
Speaker 2: though they knew they were terrible, because they were going
35:07
Speaker 2: to make fun of them, and that's how you knew
35:09
Speaker 2: it was going to be funny. And then there were
35:10
Speaker 2: the folks who really liked the singing and like, oh,
35:13
Speaker 2: I love Jessica, She's gotta be so great. Never got
35:16
Speaker 2: into that shit, but the first few episodes were great.
35:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's I think I watched up into like
35:25
Speaker 3: season four, Like I remember in Kelly Clarkson winning Chris Dadgery.
35:30
Speaker 3: That was the season I think I was like, really
35:32
Speaker 3: invest in it. I was like that dude, I was like,
35:35
Speaker 3: let's have a rocker when I was like, that's going
35:36
Speaker 3: to be fantastic, and then he got booted out. I
35:39
Speaker 3: think Carrie Underwood won that year, and I was like,
35:43
Speaker 3: she did well. You know, she did welldn't.
35:46
Speaker 1: There for a little while that the runner ups were
35:48
Speaker 1: having a more successful career or something like that?
35:50
Speaker 2: Yes, they were. I now I don't remember what year
35:53
Speaker 2: she was on. Was it two thousand and five? I
35:55
Speaker 2: think she was, Yeah, I don't if you know, if
35:57
Speaker 2: you remember this the year I actually stopped watching it,
36:00
Speaker 2: not because it was like an actual choice. It was
36:02
Speaker 2: just more but kind of fizzled out two thousand and
36:04
Speaker 2: four the year before, and you remember the black guy
36:07
Speaker 2: Ruben stuttered, Yeah, he had that song sorry two thousand
36:11
Speaker 2: and four, and it was a decent song. I think
36:13
Speaker 2: it made the top you know, made the top top
36:16
Speaker 2: ten in the Billboard. And I just remember thinking then,
36:19
Speaker 2: like the sad part about this is that this song
36:22
Speaker 2: is gonna die, Like you can't listen to the song
36:24
Speaker 2: in two thousand and six and be like sorry for
36:27
Speaker 2: two thousand and four, Like you can't listen to this
36:30
Speaker 2: song anyboard. So I mean, unlike ninety nine with Prince
36:33
Speaker 2: you know Partyle, Like is nineteen nine nine a little
36:35
Speaker 2: different there? But and then that song did fizzle out.
36:38
Speaker 1: His career did, and didn't he go super religious too
36:41
Speaker 1: with a lot of music. Maybe I feel like, and
36:43
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's a good or a bad thing.
36:45
Speaker 1: I'm not personally a religious guy, but I feel like,
36:48
Speaker 1: if you're gonna go religious year in a very very
36:51
Speaker 1: small niche that it's really hard to go well. I
36:55
Speaker 1: guess nowadays it'd be viral, but back then, you know,
36:58
Speaker 1: to climb the charts with the very religious song like,
37:01
Speaker 1: I can't think of any religious songs that have ever
37:03
Speaker 1: betten on the top of a chart. So I mean
37:08
Speaker 1: because the runner up was Clay Aiken that year, and uh,
37:12
Speaker 1: I remember like neither one of them did very And
37:14
Speaker 1: then there was also that there was I just remembered
37:19
Speaker 1: his name, and Taylor I think was his name. He
37:21
Speaker 1: had like the salt and pepper hair.
37:23
Speaker 3: He didn't do very well either. And then there was
37:26
Speaker 3: that guy that had the same too, think the same
37:29
Speaker 3: first and last name. It was like, uh, Philip Phillips,
37:34
Speaker 3: That's what it was. Philip Phillips, poor bastard. Hey, he
37:38
Speaker 3: had catchy songs. That was That was the only I
37:40
Speaker 3: didn't watch the season, but I just remember him winning.
37:42
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I never forgot to deal.
37:45
Speaker 1: With Phillips Razors, Philip Phillips, here with Philip Raisers. I
37:51
Speaker 1: didn't stop on over to the seven eleven for a
37:53
Speaker 1: quick Philip.
37:55
Speaker 3: Just can't believe some of these names. It's as I
38:00
Speaker 3: go by, youveen whack it off here, you know, never mind,
38:04
Speaker 3: you know what, I'm just gonna go ahead mute myself
38:05
Speaker 3: for ten seconds and reflect them just what I just said.
38:09
Speaker 1: Let's see the other show Desperate Housewives. I didn't watch it.
38:15
Speaker 1: Did I maybe try and part of my career to
38:18
Speaker 1: find Desperate Housewives? No, Gray's Anatomy.
38:28
Speaker 2: Did want to watch them.
38:29
Speaker 1: I've had to watch a couple.
38:31
Speaker 2: I remember I was over my brother's house, my half
38:33
Speaker 2: brother's house and his mom, which is my mom. Half
38:36
Speaker 2: brothers and share that one one father, one parent pntal unit.
38:40
Speaker 2: It was our father. But she used to watch Desperate
38:43
Speaker 2: Housewives and I feeded the show Gray's Anatomy. No, never
38:46
Speaker 2: watched it, thought it sucked. Then is it still all
38:48
Speaker 2: the air?
38:50
Speaker 3: It is? So I am married to a nurse and
38:54
Speaker 3: she is absolutely obsessed with this show and has for
38:58
Speaker 3: the fifteen sixteen years that it's it's been running.
39:01
Speaker 2: Are all the original characters gone?
39:04
Speaker 3: With the exception I think of two or three? Yeah? Yeah,
39:08
Speaker 3: So it's I'm not asking her. I've she made me
39:12
Speaker 3: watch a lot of it. She'd be like, hey, sit down,
39:14
Speaker 3: watch this, and I'm like, so I understood what happened.
39:16
Speaker 3: I know the names of a lot of these characters,
39:18
Speaker 3: and uh, I remember some big significant moments and just
39:23
Speaker 3: her just being like I'm like, I'm like they're dead,
39:27
Speaker 3: and I was like, that's good. And I was like,
39:29
Speaker 3: is this so finally over? And she's like no, it's
39:32
Speaker 3: on season like thirty two. I'm like, what is up
39:34
Speaker 3: with this? This is insane? But uh yeah, it's there
39:38
Speaker 3: are I can't lie. There are some moments in it.
39:40
Speaker 3: Then I was like, like, there was like this plane
39:42
Speaker 3: crash and I'm like, and people just started dying left
39:45
Speaker 3: it right, And I'm.
39:46
Speaker 2: Like, oh, snap, they're not afraid.
39:48
Speaker 1: Maybe crazy Adam character directing in the future now, maybe
39:52
Speaker 1: maybe see the plane crash where the plane was upside down.
39:56
Speaker 3: Holy shit.
39:57
Speaker 1: And I don't think and this is me not knowing.
39:59
Speaker 1: I don't think like anybody died right.
40:01
Speaker 2: No, they didn't. It was a weird situation. I did
40:05
Speaker 2: bring up a point to a buddy of mine that
40:07
Speaker 2: whole like same line of like what is going on?
40:11
Speaker 2: And he explained to me that plane crashes, especially with
40:17
Speaker 2: non commercial flights and smaller planes, are so common, like
40:20
Speaker 2: they're a daily occurrence and to some extent, you know,
40:23
Speaker 2: we're not talking like eighty people died today and flight
40:26
Speaker 2: seventy five, you know, and most of these are also
40:32
Speaker 2: smaller planes, most of I said. But what you're seeing
40:35
Speaker 2: is is you're seeing and I don't want to be
40:36
Speaker 2: that guy, but as a member of the media, you're
40:41
Speaker 2: seeing them kind of play on this and focus on it.
40:43
Speaker 2: Another plane crash, another to keep this going on because
40:46
Speaker 2: it's going to increase clicks and et cetera, et cetera.
40:49
Speaker 1: So and people are going to start to fear flying,
40:52
Speaker 1: so they're not going to spend the money on the
40:53
Speaker 1: trips to fly. But then then they're just going to
40:55
Speaker 1: spend their money elsewhere. We're all going to spend their
40:57
Speaker 1: money on something.
40:59
Speaker 2: And then of course, you know this is a big
41:01
Speaker 2: conspiracy by enterprise car rental, you know.
41:03
Speaker 1: So, oh, yep, that's that, and we'll pick you up.
41:08
Speaker 3: Yep. I saw multiple point of views from that plane crash,
41:12
Speaker 3: and I'm like, nope, nope. I saw the guys like
41:15
Speaker 3: dash cam of it, and I think and of course
41:19
Speaker 3: there's always the comments with the blue links that always
41:21
Speaker 3: tell you that they're the experts. They're like, oh, it
41:23
Speaker 3: was this wind whatever, and I'm like clicking on it.
41:26
Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, that's kind of how I watched
41:28
Speaker 3: a lot of my series. You mentioned, like mister Beast earlier. Uh,
41:32
Speaker 3: I got the cliff Notes version of the TikTok, like
41:35
Speaker 3: just snippets of the season, so like I know, like
41:38
Speaker 3: the contestant this, like did this contestant dirty and everything?
41:42
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh snap, so I know briefly what
41:46
Speaker 3: happened with it. But that's how I'm watching live.
41:47
Speaker 1: Did you guys, did you guys watch it or no?
41:51
Speaker 1: What mister mister beast games, whether you hate the guy
41:55
Speaker 1: or not, whether he makes good chocolate or lunchables or
41:58
Speaker 1: whatever he does, Like it is pretty well done. I
42:02
Speaker 1: haven't been hooked on a show for a while and
42:04
Speaker 1: like excited to watch it, Like I'm I was glad
42:06
Speaker 1: to get through it because he did some stuff that
42:10
Speaker 1: it was just kind of like it reminded me of
42:12
Speaker 1: like an old school thing, like he probably grew up
42:14
Speaker 1: with this where it was like always a twist, a turn,
42:16
Speaker 1: a plot, and then next thing, you know, he would
42:19
Speaker 1: just do this and like turn people against them, and
42:23
Speaker 1: you know, people tried playing nicely, some people tried to
42:26
Speaker 1: be in snakes, and it was just to have a
42:29
Speaker 1: lot of I think a thousand people that started and
42:32
Speaker 1: dwindle it all the way down to one was wild.
42:37
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if you guys are gonna
42:38
Speaker 1: plan to watch it or not. But there was there
42:40
Speaker 1: was points where he had it without giving away. He
42:45
Speaker 1: had points where people could win like at least a
42:48
Speaker 1: million dollars, but would have to turn and eliminate a
42:51
Speaker 1: bunch of other people, like just little stuff like that.
42:54
Speaker 1: And these contestants were like, but if I do it,
42:57
Speaker 1: then I won't get the grand price. My brain's going,
43:01
Speaker 1: you're gonna turn down a million dollars?
43:03
Speaker 2: Who gives this shit?
43:05
Speaker 1: If you if they turn against you, you are a millionaire.
43:09
Speaker 3: And I just I saw like like the clips of
43:11
Speaker 3: them like on the phone just saying, hey, give me
43:13
Speaker 3: ten thousand dollars, I'll vote for you, you know, and
43:15
Speaker 3: type of stuff, and then just the uh, you know.
43:19
Speaker 3: I think towards the end there was like five or
43:21
Speaker 3: six left and they were agreen how much they were
43:23
Speaker 3: gonna take of the pot. And then there was one
43:26
Speaker 3: individual that was like, I've got kids, and I'm like, sir,
43:29
Speaker 3: I you do your thing, you know, you know what
43:32
Speaker 3: I mean, and just it. But I was a sucker.
43:35
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys remember the Real World
43:37
Speaker 3: road rules challenge challenges, Dude, I was a slut for
43:42
Speaker 3: those things too. Man, I used to watch those religit
43:45
Speaker 3: that was one that I looked forward to. I think
43:48
Speaker 3: it was like every Wednesday or whatever it was. I
43:50
Speaker 3: was like, I gotta see who's gonna win, Like, who
43:53
Speaker 3: is Johnny Bananas gonna Like? What's he gonna do this villain?
43:56
Speaker 3: Is he gonna cross somebody again? I don't know? Uh.
44:00
Speaker 3: And it's funny because last week we were sitting there
44:02
Speaker 3: looking on all these apps that we pay for that
44:05
Speaker 3: we never watch, of these streaming services going through and
44:09
Speaker 3: she saw She's like, did you know the Challenge is
44:11
Speaker 3: still on? And I was like, that is still going on.
44:15
Speaker 3: That's got to be one of the longest running series
44:17
Speaker 3: of all times too. It's got to be season like
44:20
Speaker 3: fifty at this point.
44:22
Speaker 1: It's insane, and it's hard to see popular shows that
44:25
Speaker 1: are unscripted. I feel like at this point, you know,
44:28
Speaker 1: like I like the thing where they can you know,
44:31
Speaker 1: you gotta get in, you gotta have a little bit
44:32
Speaker 1: of gamesmanship, you gotta kind of manipulate some people. I mean,
44:36
Speaker 1: what was the one where they're what's the one where
44:37
Speaker 1: they're all locked in a house Flavor of Love? Yes,
44:43
Speaker 1: they were locked in that.
44:44
Speaker 2: The amount of by the way the amount of contestants
44:46
Speaker 2: from Flavor of Love and Rock of Love in those
44:48
Speaker 2: shows that have done adult films that may or may
44:52
Speaker 2: not be saved on I mean, uh anyway, imagine if.
44:56
Speaker 1: They had only fans during that show, who was Hoops.
45:01
Speaker 3: One of them?
45:01
Speaker 2: Though? The winner of Flavor She I don't know if
45:04
Speaker 2: she was the I think she was the winner, and
45:05
Speaker 2: I may or may not her on Instagram.
45:11
Speaker 3: Okay until you can talk after this. I'm so excited,
45:14
Speaker 3: and I have at least fourteen ninety nine on a
45:16
Speaker 3: credit guard that I'm willing to hide.
45:18
Speaker 2: I don't know how much. I've never never subscribed to it,
45:21
Speaker 2: so I don't know, but I don't think. I think
45:22
Speaker 2: she's one of those that are, like, you know, subscribe
45:27
Speaker 2: with this amount of money and I post what I
45:29
Speaker 2: want so I don't complain, you know, kind of a
45:31
Speaker 2: thing I think, you.
45:33
Speaker 3: Know, honestly, I think her bush is so big that
45:35
Speaker 3: it'll be blamed for nine to eleven. Like that's how
45:37
Speaker 3: big I think that bush is. M hmm.
45:39
Speaker 1: There's only one way to find Wait until she follows
45:42
Speaker 1: you back on Instagram. It's gonna be a cool moment
45:44
Speaker 1: in your life. It's gonna be one of those moments
45:46
Speaker 1: you'll never forget. What the hell was The one show
45:53
Speaker 1: that wasn't Flavor wasn't Flavor Brett Bretty. People love this show.
45:57
Speaker 1: I watched one season because again there was a guy
45:59
Speaker 1: with a big beard on it, and I think he won.
46:02
Speaker 1: They do they do some they're they're locked in the house.
46:04
Speaker 1: I gotta live together. They do like some challenges and shit,
46:07
Speaker 1: like in their in the backyard they set up all
46:09
Speaker 1: these crazy challenges.
46:12
Speaker 3: It was.
46:12
Speaker 1: It's super popular. At least it was. I don't know
46:14
Speaker 1: if it's still a thing.
46:15
Speaker 3: What the there used to be? Like I think there
46:18
Speaker 3: was a show that I didn't watch, but it was
46:19
Speaker 3: called Big Brother.
46:20
Speaker 1: A big Brother that's the one.
46:22
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah that was I always saw like clips of
46:25
Speaker 3: like people crossing each other and stuff, but I never
46:28
Speaker 3: did see it.
46:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what it was, Big Brother. Because I
46:31
Speaker 1: remember when I was working at the hospital, the like
46:34
Speaker 1: all the cafeteria ladies and stuff would do like a
46:36
Speaker 1: Big Brother pool. They'd randomly throw in I don't know,
46:38
Speaker 1: ten twenty bucks or something. Then they would just randomly
46:41
Speaker 1: draw a name and that's the person they had and
46:42
Speaker 1: big Brother. So they were always watching and rooting for
46:44
Speaker 1: that one person. I'm like, come on, man, I like
46:47
Speaker 1: to throw some money around. You never got me in
46:48
Speaker 1: this Big Brother pool. But the one year I watched
46:50
Speaker 1: it and they kept going, I can't believe you aren't
46:53
Speaker 1: Big Brother as a joke because the guy had a
46:54
Speaker 1: big beer and I'm like, yeah, oh, he's gonna win,
46:57
Speaker 1: and I think he. I don't know if he won
46:59
Speaker 1: or whatever, but that was It's the same thing. You
47:00
Speaker 1: see all these people that I'm going to play the
47:02
Speaker 1: game fairly and it's like, cool, you're out week two,
47:06
Speaker 1: Like you have a little, I have a little. You
47:07
Speaker 1: gotta be a snake, but you gotta be sneaky, sneaky.
47:10
Speaker 1: That's what we got to do. We gotta get all
47:12
Speaker 1: the boys from the Beard Lost Studio. We'll have an
47:15
Speaker 1: entire house full of film and somebody can do all
47:18
Speaker 1: these challenges. We'll see who comes out the winner. But
47:21
Speaker 1: how many of us are there? There's what three? So
47:24
Speaker 1: I say there's eight of us. We'll bring in like
47:26
Speaker 1: the other two for we'll make it ten. We'll just
47:28
Speaker 1: be random people.
47:31
Speaker 3: Sounds like our own like Fantasy League, which is Big Brother.
47:33
Speaker 3: But the another one was an amazing race. That's another
47:37
Speaker 3: one I didn't I didn't get into very much either.
47:40
Speaker 2: No.
47:40
Speaker 1: I tried to watch one of the seasons recently because
47:43
Speaker 1: Joel Nurt, who had been on the show when we
47:45
Speaker 1: were doing interview styles shows and he's the one that
47:49
Speaker 1: sets a lot of Guinness World Records for stuff in
47:51
Speaker 1: his beard, really good dude. Him and his friend were
47:54
Speaker 1: on there and they ended up doing really well. So
47:57
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll check it out, man like it
48:00
Speaker 1: it's just one of those shows. I was like, no, God,
48:02
Speaker 1: damn way, I'm doing this, like you need me to
48:04
Speaker 1: jog seven miles through this city to get to the
48:06
Speaker 1: next stop. Like I mean, if I can't take an
48:09
Speaker 1: uber attack and I'm not running or I'm not doing
48:11
Speaker 1: that swimming and that's just.
48:13
Speaker 3: Like that challenge on MTV. I'm always just like judging
48:16
Speaker 3: these guys that I'm like, they're like like crying and
48:19
Speaker 3: like climbing up this mountain. I'm like, pussy, you know.
48:23
Speaker 3: I'm like, you guys are you guys are weak? I'm like,
48:26
Speaker 3: what you signed up for this? Come on now, you know?
48:28
Speaker 3: And I'm over there, I'd be like nope. Soon as
48:31
Speaker 3: they said you have to run a mile. I'm like,
48:33
Speaker 3: this is not worth the ten thousand dollars. No, thank you,
48:35
Speaker 3: I'm out. We started.
48:36
Speaker 1: The wife and me are suckers for like shows like
48:40
Speaker 1: Alan where they you have to go out into the
48:42
Speaker 1: wilnerness and just survive and stuff like that. Whether there's
48:44
Speaker 1: this new one called eviction or extraction or something like
48:48
Speaker 1: that where you have all these people amateur survivalists, but
48:54
Speaker 1: then their family is in this like war room setting,
48:57
Speaker 1: so there's cameras everywhere they're watching them, and the only
49:00
Speaker 1: way I think it's called extracted. The only way that
49:02
Speaker 1: you get out is you have to go to this thing,
49:04
Speaker 1: put in the key car to the person, whether it's
49:06
Speaker 1: your kid, your friend, or whatever, and then hit the button.
49:10
Speaker 1: Then they go and they get extracted. But there's all
49:12
Speaker 1: these different challenges where the family members or friends or
49:15
Speaker 1: whatever that are in there have to win and do
49:17
Speaker 1: these challenges to send you supply so they can send
49:19
Speaker 1: you food, they can send you fire starters and all
49:22
Speaker 1: this stuff. And it's these people that were in there. Yeah,
49:25
Speaker 1: I'm an amateur survivalist and I can do this. And
49:27
Speaker 1: then it's like four hours in extract me extract day,
49:31
Speaker 1: you know, it's like, come on, you're signing up for
49:34
Speaker 1: the show, and then you know, you get these ones
49:36
Speaker 1: on a loan and all these other ones that are
49:37
Speaker 1: out after like a day. Like I'm not out here
49:40
Speaker 1: being a survivalist, but i know, damn well, I could
49:42
Speaker 1: survive at least a couple days, you know, And I'm
49:45
Speaker 1: not signed up for some.
49:46
Speaker 3: Show Naked and Afraid. That's the one that I always remember.
49:50
Speaker 3: I was like, there's no way that I could do that,
49:53
Speaker 3: just because I'd be a wrapped the entire time. I'm
49:55
Speaker 3: just like, hey, you're naked. I'm naked, Like, what's what's up?
49:58
Speaker 3: I couldn't do it.
49:59
Speaker 1: I'm shotgun, big spoon.
50:01
Speaker 3: Oh dude. First like, oh, we need to cut off
50:04
Speaker 3: for warmth, and I'm like I'm like hey. She's like, hey,
50:07
Speaker 3: I didn't think the tents was pitched, and I'm like,
50:10
Speaker 3: it is now, it is now.
50:12
Speaker 1: There ever been somebody that got pregnant while on that
50:16
Speaker 1: show with Dan.
50:17
Speaker 3: There was definitely an episode where two of them banged.
50:19
Speaker 3: They because they were camera people were like what happened
50:21
Speaker 3: last night? And they're like nothing, But I'm like, yep,
50:25
Speaker 3: that would uh, that would be me, because like, hey,
50:27
Speaker 3: who's this fat who can't help me? But he's always hard?
50:32
Speaker 3: That's me. Maybe they're like, dude, it was negative twenty
50:35
Speaker 3: last night, how were you able to keep it up?
50:37
Speaker 3: Just a pro at this? Like there's nothing that can
50:39
Speaker 3: keep this thing down.
50:41
Speaker 1: They didn't, they didn't give me a full cavity search.
50:43
Speaker 1: But I was actually able to boof a bottle of viagres.
50:46
Speaker 1: So every night I've been just kind of been popping
50:48
Speaker 1: those ones. I saw my favorite NFL stars doing it
50:50
Speaker 1: before big games, so I wanted to make sure I
50:52
Speaker 1: was alive and my blood was pumping out here.
50:55
Speaker 3: Let's I hope I don't have to become a sponsor
50:56
Speaker 3: of bluetoo because this thing works probably an overtime, I know, eventually,
51:00
Speaker 3: it's probably what's gonna kill me. They're like, hey, you
51:02
Speaker 3: have a blood clot and you're always a wrecked dick,
51:05
Speaker 3: And I'm just like, yeah, that's what's gonna take me out,
51:07
Speaker 3: you know, as it should. But I don't know, like
51:11
Speaker 3: that's what's gonna be. If they're like, hey, man, like
51:14
Speaker 3: can we pull the plug? And they're like, sir, you
51:16
Speaker 3: just you just heav e d pull the plug? Like
51:18
Speaker 3: this is it like no, and.
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