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Naked Car Wash Memories (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.19.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Uh, here's this literal dickhead. He's
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  figuratively a dickhead and literally a dickhead!
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  Known as Rick Scott. He is so obsessed. Listen,
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  do I think Kanye West's anti -Semitism is cool?
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  Not at all. I have many Jewish friends. I have
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  many Jewish mentors. A lot of my radio and people
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  in media are Jewish, so I do not stand with anti
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  -Semitism. I'm atheist, so if that's what you
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  gotta believe, blah, blah, blah, blah. But trying
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  to cancel Kanye West's concert is the stupidest
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  thing ever. Why is this human? It's because he's
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  bringing money to the local economy, and yes,
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  he said horrible things about Jews. We are aware.
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  We were all there, hearing about it on the news,
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  hearing about it on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hubby.
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  But here's the difference. Is he sad? He's sorry.
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  And as everyone loves, he uses an excuse. Oh,
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  he's mentally ill. Here's Rick Scott calling
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  for a boycott of Kanye West shows. I love how
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  Florida has so many problems. Nonstop construction.
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  And whatnot. But hey, cancelling a rap show is
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  what matters. How today that you started a petition
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  calling on people to boycott Kanye West's upcoming
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  concerts in Tampa. Why do you find that necessary.
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  Well, first off, I endorse Hitler. He has since
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  debunked that. Not defending it, because I don't
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  like when he does that, but he has since said
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  sorry. He sells sweaters. He doesn't anymore.
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  Maybe in February 2025. Are we going to go off
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  of February 2025? That would be like critiquing
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  Elon Musk about Doge. It doesn't exist anymore
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  under Elon. He's anti -Semitic. Boy, that is
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  true. He's at a public venue. Yeah, you know,
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  the one that's going to be making people money.
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  Just sold out shows and all the concession scenes
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  and all the blah. and damn, man, there's not
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  that many bars, maybe strip clubs. But I'm just
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  saying, all the businesses surrounding the area,
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  but it's about Rick Scott! Virtue signaling!
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  Shut up! They're paying for this, and so we don't
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  want to be canceled. Nobody should buy tickets.
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  But aren't you usually racist against people
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  and treat people badly? But yeah! Shut up, Ray.
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  Kiss my ass and enjoy it. You probably would.
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  You and Charlie Kiss. Just see where you're coming
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  from. Maybe I'm in the minority. I'm doing it.
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  And I actually feel like that cancelling Kanye
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  shows can backfire. No, no. I'm glad someone
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  finally said it. Because Rick Scotch is used
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  to everybody kissing his ass. A lot of people
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  are running with the conspiracy, the anti -Semitic
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  conspiracy that Jews control everything, they
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  control institutions. And I think the show is
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  canceled. That's actually a really good point.
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  And Rick's like, crap. When you see it on his
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  face, he's like, damn it, someone's making a
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  good point. And it's a millennial. I might give
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  them like, quote unquote, proof. And then they'll
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  run with that and say, see, this is what's happening
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  here. What a good question. We all have to stand
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  up. All right, Eric Scott. Get lost! Well, we
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  figured out, you know, sex trafficking. No, no,
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  not a rapper. You're a loser! And then here's
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  this dirty rotten one that has to make everything
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  about her. Her relationship with Elon Musk. How
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  did I end? Well, you know. She got that dopamine,
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  man. When she got the message from Elon, she
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  was like, jackpot. Didn't really think ahead
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  about him being a deadbeat. No, but did you?
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  I'm not. At home? All right, here we go. How'd
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  you guys meet? He slid into my DMs on Twitter.
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  Wow, he sounds so defeated. By the way, why do
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  you think he'd be a good dad? Maybe he didn't
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  even think that far ahead. But I'm telling you,
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  you claim you don't need the man. You claim to
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  be this feminist. But all you talk about is the
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  man. So unfortunately, you need the man. How'd
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  you end up with a kid? Is that Don Lemon? Oh
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  my God, he's starting to age. So we met originally
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  when we did an interview with the Babylon Bee.
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  I've heard of that. And we just continued a relationship.
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  Yeah, you saw the power in the money. My clock's
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  starting to tick. I'm still young, but this is
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  my jackpot. I wonder if Elon Musk is good in
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  bed, if he brings the rockets, or if he lays
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  there and says, you should be grateful to be
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  with me. From there, and then almost a year later,
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  we decided to have a child. That's a smart idea.
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  Totally worked out, didn't it? That's the karma
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  of being a clown chaser. No prenup. Nope. No
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  getting married, idiot. Interesting, too, is
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  so we had mutual friends who had also been to
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  his house. Oh, I'm sure that house is real small.
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  Mm -hmm. And they all, like, described to me
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  when they went into his house, they had to sign
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  an NDA. Oh, yeah. You know, when you have to
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  sign an NDA to go into a house, you're probably
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  hiding something. And by the way, I see St. Clair.
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  Mm -hmm. Usually girls with the name Ashley Sinclair
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  are crazy. I mean, with the name Ashley. By the
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  way, you claim you don't need the man, and then
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  all you talk about is the man. So, unfortunately,
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  you need the man. You're a loser! Hey! that I
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  was served papers on stage. Yeah, you know, Jason's
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  a day because it's been a lot of movies. And
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  he has one of those things where he seems a little,
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  I don't know what the word is, wishy -washy.
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  Seems like kind of a day. And the thing about
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  it, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, is
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  the fact that when he served people, or when
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  he served papers on the stage, he was being a
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  bitter douchebag. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Right now.
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  Obviously, it was incredibly traumatizing. So
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  traumatizing. Yeah, Jason Sudeikis is a loser.
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  That Olivia says she still talks about it in
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  therapy. She was on stage at cinema. You can't
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  let him give that much irony. He's a dork. McCott
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  in 2022 in front of an A -list crowd when she
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  was handing custody papers for Jason's legal
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  team. Jason just has that bitch laugh face. The
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  stupid little facial hair. He's a dark. And he
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  plays a douche in all the movies. Oh, okay. Got
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  it. Thank you. No wonder she went for the younger
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  Harry Styles. He probably plowed or something.
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  You know Jason Sudeikis laser look. Oh, you should
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  be so grateful. That sucks me. Shut up. I was
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  like, just finish your speech. Got through it.
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  Went backstage. He completely like, like dissolved
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  into a puddle. You're scumbag, Jason. You don't
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  do that to my lady allowed. And I thought, I
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  was like, no one saw it because there's no phones
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  allowed in this event. Oh, what's that? It's
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  already up on page six. There's a video. All
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  right. Well, Jason Sudeikis, you'll always be
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  remembered as a deadbeat piece of garbage. Yuck.
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  That was like, no! Keeping an embarrassing personal
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  moment to herself proved to be Mission Impossible
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  for Lydia Wilde. During her July 17th appearance
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  on the Call Her Daddy podcast, the 42 -year -old
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  revealed to host Alex Cooper that a couple of
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  months after she went viral for being served
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  custody papers on stage during a 2022 CinemaCon
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  presentation, Tom Cruise brought it up to her
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  when she was meeting him for the first time.
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  Ha ha ha ha! the most autistic meat Scientologist
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  thing I've ever heard. He should have responded
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  back with, when's the last time you saw Surrey,
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  you dead pig? I was like, no one saw it because
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  there's no phones allowed in this event, and
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  so then, no one saw it. Oh, what's that? It's
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  already up on page six. There's a video. Okay,
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  well, no one's gonna look because, like, no one's
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  paying attention. And then I remember, like,
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  a couple months later, I had the chance, I met
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  Tom Cruise, and he was like, hi, I'm Tom. F***
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  up what happened to you in Vegas. And I was like,
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  no! And Tom Simon Cruise is an irony in the room.
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  I don't think he wants to. He's a dork and a
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  deadbeat dad. So what was it like finding out
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  that you were pregnant with Eric? It was like
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  the end of my marriage. Yeah, this is a side
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  check. Her name is Lauren Cowell and she was
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  the wife of Simon Cowell's best friend. And then
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  he started banging her. and now she's his fiancee.
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  Simon is how much of a loser you are that you
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  married the sign chick. You know what's gonna
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  happen? She's gonna cheat on you. That's what
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  happens with sign chicks. If you marry one, they're
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  gonna cheat on you. And she's a dirty, rotten
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  imbecile too. Obviously, it was one of the hardest
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  times of my life. I miss you, Whisper. You don't
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  regret anything and everything happens. You don't
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  agree or you don't regret it because you're not
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  going to admit that you're a side chick, that
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  you ruined a marriage, that you're a homewrecker.
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  You're late for a reason. Oh, it happens for
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  a reason. How do you think he feels? Can you
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  imagine if he cheated on her with her best friend?
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  Oh, he'd be crucified. Oh, but she's a feminist.
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  She's a woman. Kiss my ass and enjoy it. It is
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  Happy Mom Podcast. Kissing your ass. Shut up.
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  I'm so sick of these female podcasts. It has
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  nothing to do with her being a female. But I'm
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  so sick of these podcasts, letting these side
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  checks, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The person
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  that I wanted to spend my life with. And he's
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  a scumbag too. And so as much as I wish I could
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  go back and take away the hurt and take away
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  the pain. Yeah, you don't really care. You're
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  just saying that politically. You knew what you
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  were doing when you were on that yacht riding
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  him. You know, dummy, but you want to be a smart
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  feminist. So if you're so smart, take accountability.
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  that that caused for, you know, my ex -husband.
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  It, it happened. It did happen. Oh, yeah. That's
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  Simon Cowell's fiancee, Lauren, on the Happy
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  Mom Podcast. Man, I cannot imagine marrying a
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  side chick. I've seen it before. It happened
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  to Ariana Grande. When you marry a side chick
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  or date a side chick, it ends in a breakup. Happened
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  to Gisele Bundchen. She was a side chick. And
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  he thinks this is gonna work out. Yeah, he might
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  be really stupid. Opening. No wonder he had to
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  insult everybody. He's not smart. For the first
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  time about getting pregnant with Simon's baby
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  while she was still married. Oh yeah. He doesn't
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  know how to pull it out. I felt like I was walking
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  around with like a scarlet letter. It's just
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  like the way that people would look at me. Scarlet
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  letter and a pearl necklace. You know, I was
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  on the cover of every magazine. Ah, you're so
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  famous. You narcissistic moron. And I felt like,
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  okay, this has happened. I'm a big girl. Oh,
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  yeah. I've got to, you know, suck it up. You
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  did suck it up. Just get on with it. Get on with
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  it. One's a side chick, always a side chick.
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  That is your legacy. I hope you know that. And
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  nothing more. And nothing less. Here's to your
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  murder case. The suspect will try a psychiatric
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  defense. Oh, my God. There's nothing wrong. By
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  the way, I hate when people use mental health
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  as an excuse for crimes. I'm very mentally ill.
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  I'm bipolar, ADHD, and I don't commit crimes.
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  And by the way, where's all those losers that
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  were doing the free Luigi Mangione kind of vibe?
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  They've been radio silent. At today's hearing,
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  the judge agreed to dismiss a criminal count
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  related to possession of a large capacity magazine.
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  He's such a loser, dude. I'm such a punk. And
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  to all the women out there that have dirty issues
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  that are so attracted to him, he would murder
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  you. But the problem is with all the murder podcasts
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  and all the murder documentaries, everybody romanticizes
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  it. What the hell is wrong with you? The judge
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  had already ruled the magazine can't be used
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  as evidence because of an improper search. Yeah,
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  that's the problem. I feel like the judge is
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  kind of saddening with him because he's a pretty
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  boy. Can you imagine if his name was Lamar or
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  something? Maybe a little different. It just
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  feels like he's getting pretty white boy privilege.
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  I'm not a fan of it. I don't like when people
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  defend murderers. I don't like the idea. Yes,
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  do I like health insurance companies? Not at
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  all. They're all scumbags. But the thing, ladies
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  and gentlemen, boys and girls, is that was still
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  a human life. And the fact that people side with
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  Luigi bothers me. Because all these women are
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  watching murder. murder documentaries, and they
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  get kinda, you know, desensitized to him. That
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  was somebody's father. Now, do I think he was
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  kind of a scumbag with the way he did things?
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  Mm -hmm, yes. That being Brian Thompson, but
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  you can't just murder somebody. If you think
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  he should get away with it, then I should be
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  able to murder somebody if my meds went up at
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  Walgreens. Hey, here you go. No, I would never
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  murder somebody. Doesn't it sound a little silly
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  when I say it out loud? But you'll never admit
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  fault. All the Gen Z women out there that love
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  him. You got issues. Oh, yeah. Let me hit this
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  button right here so I can get the party started.
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  What is? Oh, it's Friday. We all made it today.
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  You ready to get this party going? Let me press
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  this button. All right. And now, back to the
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  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97
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  .7. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep
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  begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And those
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  are his good qualities. A sick person with a
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  powerful tool. Welcome to... In your heart, you
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  know what you like. Doors closing. Hi, this is
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  Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy
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  Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If
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  I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  gonna start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right. The
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  semen was so big. And now, something completely
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  different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  You can always email me at RyanHoppyRadio .com.
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  We can not be in this show without playing a
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  scene from Friday. A movie I've actually never
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  seen, but I am well aware of this scene. Right
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  here. Mm -hmm. Hold up. My mom's in there. She
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  about to go to work, though. Hey, I know you
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  don't smoke weed. Mm -hmm. I know this. But I'm
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  going to get you high today. Because it's Friday.
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  You ain't got no job. And you ain't got shit
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  to do. I know the person listening right now
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  has a plenty to do. So we will cater to that.
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  It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy. Oh yeah. My freaking inbox blew
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  up. Last night, I was feeling nostalgic. And
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  I was like, you know, I want to share a picture.
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  I usually don't share pictures from my radio
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  past. That's kind of like, I usually don't when
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  it comes to the station I worked at in Tampa.
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  I want to do five of them for seven years. But
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  it was a memory. I just was thinking about the
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  Naked Girls of 2015. The event you could not
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  do now. Mm -hmm. And I posted it, and it said,
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  I was going through my hard drive and found this
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  picture from 2015. I don't think you can do a
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  naked car wash in 2026, Ella. By the way, I feel
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  so, like, fat. I was, like, probably 230, 240
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  there, now I'm, like, 295. I wear it well because
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  of my height, but my Lord, I was a skinny hunk.
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  And one of my coworkers, Ryan Hall, said, it's
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  Hoppy's topless Washington. There's that. One
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  of our listeners, Jake Von Klepp, said, probably
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  not, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try.
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  And Tom Myers said, in Florida, of course you
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  could do it. Everybody thinks that everyone in
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  Florida is just a mutant. Most of us are. My
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  voice just cracked when I said that. But yes.
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  Some people, you couldn't do that in downtown
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  St. Pete where everyone's liberal. I have so
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  many stories from that day. Now from afar, it
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  looks like it'll be a fun day. First of all,
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  I have a lot of respect for strippers. I really
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  don't. But it was the daytime strippers, so the
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  lights were on, so you saw what they really looked
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  like. And there's so much to get into. There
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  was a tent in the back. Like a huge little tarp
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  kind of thing. It's hard to describe. But the
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  back of the strip club was there. And then there
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  was a tarp. And there was kind of this vibe that
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  you had to keep it private. So Joe Garabo was
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  at one place, I think in Hillsboro. And we were
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  at Bear Assets. Oh, yeah. in Pasco, and it was
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  a joint broadcast, and oh my god, it smelled
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  like mildew. Probably not because of the women,
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  more because of the, just the water, and it was
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  like 100 degrees up, and then we had to like
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  carry the tarp up to get the tent up. So every
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  time a car went through, me and Jake Heron, we
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  had to like open up the frickin' little drive
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  -thru. It sucked! But if you want to see the
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  picture, I don't post many pictures of myself.
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  But if you want to see it, it's on my social
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  media. The most unique thing I've ever seen.
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  It's the fact that this one girl wanted to put
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  on a show for a guy. So she grabbed the windshield
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  wiper and used it as a toy on herself. I will
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  never forget that for as long as I live. If she
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  didn't have an STD before, that windshield wiper
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  probably gave her four. And the other thing I
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  will never forget. I probably hate it. I'm bringing
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  this up. But it was sponsored by Bud Light. So
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  you know what happened? So we had endless Bud
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  Light there. And every car that drove in to get
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  the naked car wash. Yeah, you know what they
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  did? This is the best part. We all gave them
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  a free open container, a little 12 -ounce Bud
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  Light. I remember this guy was like, I have to
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  drive all the way home to St. Pete. This will
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  keep me company or something. And like a year
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  later, or I think maybe a year later or whatever,
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  I said to Mike, I said, I don't think we're supposed
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  to be giving out open containers with a naked
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  car wash. And he was like, yeah, don't tell anybody.
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  And then 11 years later, I'm telling my 340 ,000
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  listeners online. And 10 ,000 per month on the
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  podcasting app. Yeah, I could not believe that.
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  I asked Alex who runs Hot 97 .7 over at Hot 97
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  .7 FM radio .com. I said, how many listeners
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  do I get? I didn't even want to know. And he
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  told me worldwide. Let me get the exact locations
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  that we do. Australia, UK, Iran, Korea, America,
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  Japan, Middle East, Mexico, Cuba, Puerto Rico,
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  Hawaii are just some of the places that you have
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  helped made this. I don't feel like I have that
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  many listeners. As Don Imus would say, I feel
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  like I'm talking to one person. Whoever's listening
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  right now, I'm talking to you. And this is quite
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  alarming. 340 ,000 people. I just, my jaw dropped.
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  You know what's the worst? When you're laying
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  in bed, you're kind of hungry, but you're kind
• 24:09
  of not, and you're a little stoned. And you get
• 24:13
  that message, or not the message, you're watching
• 24:15
  like HBO Max, and there's like a commercial for
• 24:17
  like a 1999 deal at Buffalo Wild Wings, and it's
• 24:20
  while you're watching Aqua T and Hunger Force
• 24:22
  with Rick and Morty so they know that it's a
• 24:24
  pothead watching it. And last night I was like,
• 24:28
  I need chicken wings. Then I was like, oh my
• 24:30
  God, I'm gonna have a stomachache at like 2 a
• 24:32
  .m. Yeah, chicken wings before bed, I can pretty
• 24:35
  much eat anything else, but chicken wings before
• 24:37
  bed messes me up big time. My stomach will begin
• 24:40
  rumbling around, I don't know. 2, 3 a .m. and
• 24:46
  it keeps me from sleeping and I get grumpy. So,
• 24:51
  I get this weird call yesterday. I'm at home
• 24:55
  and I was expecting a call from an Illinois number.
• 24:59
  So I get a call from an Illinois number. Oh boy,
• 25:03
  was I excited. Thinking this is a job interview
• 25:05
  for this online podcast network. I was thrown
• 25:09
  off. I usually don't answer for numbers I don't
• 25:12
  know. So I go, hello. And the guy goes, is this
• 25:16
  Diana? Which is my mom's name. I go, no, this
• 25:20
  is Ryan. This is her. Well, Diana. I went, is
• 25:23
  this because my mom needs to get her roof repaired
• 25:25
  at her childhood house? And the guy's like, well,
• 25:29
  I'm just calling about the roof, Diana. I'm like,
• 25:32
  sir, this is a Wendy's. No, I said, sir, this
• 25:36
  is a Wendy's, Diana. Is Diana there? And I'm
• 25:41
  like, no, dude, this is her son. I'm starting
• 25:43
  to get a little mad. And I said, because I guess
• 25:46
  my mom on accident gave the guy my number instead
• 25:48
  of her number. And he sounded literally like
• 25:52
  the stupidest person I ever talked to. He goes,
• 25:54
  wait, this isn't Diana. I said, no, it's my mom.
• 25:59
  I said, do you want my mom's number so you can
• 26:00
  call? Yeah, do you know what type of roofing
• 26:03
  she's wanting? And I'm like, sir, I'm 1 ,200
• 26:06
  miles away in Florida. Can I give you her number?
• 26:10
  And I'll give you the first six digits of it.
• 26:12
  I go, you ready for the number? And he goes,
• 26:14
  yeah. She goes, and I go, 224 -232. And he go,
• 26:19
  225 -242. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. Start
• 26:24
  over. And I'm like, you ready? He's like, yeah.
• 26:27
  And I'm like, 224. He's like, 227. And he's being
• 26:31
  dead silent. I was like, wow. I do not want that
• 26:34
  guy working on my mom's roof. So then he did
• 26:37
  it about seven times where he got the wrong number.
• 26:41
  And then all of a sudden, you know when you press
• 26:44
  a number, it does that little beep sound? I think
• 26:47
  he was trying to hang up. And I called my mom
• 26:50
  and I was like, please don't go with that company.
• 26:52
  And she was like, was this the guy that kind
• 26:54
  of had the Chicago accent? And I was like, yeah.
• 26:57
  And she's like, yeah, I didn't really want to
• 26:58
  go with them anyway. I was like, good idea. Guy
• 27:01
  sounds like an idiot. 225. I was like, that's
• 27:06
  the one you want working on your roof? Can't
• 27:08
  believe he said any customers. It might have
• 27:10
  been the worst conversation I've ever had. And
• 27:13
  I've been fired before. But that was up. I mean,
• 27:17
  it was. I felt hopeless. I felt like I didn't
• 27:22
  know what to do, where it was going. It was like
• 27:26
  never ending. I was glad he hung up. He's an
• 27:28
  idiot. Anyway, let's see what's going on Instagram.
• 27:35
  There was a lot of stuff I found yesterday. Here's
• 27:41
  the one. Talks about the lustful behavior that
• 27:50
  a man showed before they started dating. Let's
• 27:53
  hear this woman complain about men. I think asking
• 27:55
  someone to stop watching adult videos just because
• 27:58
  you got into a relationship is weirdo behavior.
• 28:00
  Hell yeah. I watched it last night. Sometimes
• 28:05
  it can rev up the engine if you launch it before
• 28:08
  you have sex. You cannot like it, and you can
• 28:10
  consider it cheating. It is not cheating. Mmm,
• 28:14
  the video. Women do luck if we want to get our
• 28:18
  rocks off. Now women can go from, you know, for
• 28:22
  like nine years without orgasming. I can't go
• 28:25
  nine days without it. I disagree, but like it's
• 28:29
  your life and your relationship. But if you don't
• 28:33
  like it and you consider it cheating, why would
• 28:35
  you start dating someone who watches it? I think
• 28:38
  people that don't watch, I don't get the whole
• 28:41
  thing of like, you watch these like masculine
• 28:43
  guys on YouTube or whatever. That was bad for
• 28:51
  you. Yeah, it is bad for me. But it makes me
• 28:53
  feel good when I'm alone. Makes me feel good
• 28:58
  when the girl I'm talking to is probably getting
• 29:00
  plowed by some other guy. She doesn't know if
• 29:03
  I'm on my Snapchat in nine hours. Because now
• 29:05
  you're going to be insecure, and now you're going
• 29:06
  to constantly feel the need to police if they're
• 29:08
  watching it or not. Whatever. Man, you should
• 29:12
  be wanting your man to watch a little porn. That
• 29:16
  way he brings the ruckus later on. Here's a woman
• 29:22
  talking about how men are no longer going to
• 29:25
  bars to meet women. Where are you guys meeting
• 29:28
  these cute men? Because we go out to the bars.
• 29:32
  These two hot piece of asses in the house, probably
• 29:34
  their dad's house. Every weekend. Every weekend.
• 29:37
  And we only see cute guys in the run clubs, at
• 29:41
  bagel shops, like fucking at the grocery store.
• 29:44
  It's because we don't want to go to the bar anymore.
• 29:48
  It's not that I'm against buying a drink for
• 29:51
  a girl, but I've bought him so many drinks for
• 29:53
  girls. And I'm not saying buying a drink for
• 29:56
  a girl has to automatically lead to gambling.
• 30:00
  But when you buy a drink for a girl and they
• 30:03
  just walk away, it's the worst feeling. I don't
• 30:06
  want to talk to you at the grocery store. The
• 30:09
  bar is the best place. They don't go out. No.
• 30:12
  Because they have an issue with it. And I don't
• 30:14
  know why. Because they say... They're not worthy.
• 30:18
  The girls there are low value. Yeah, you are.
• 30:21
  You're getting passed around like a blunt in
• 30:22
  a high school party, honey. Well, you're never
• 30:25
  going to find anyone then. I'm not going to find
• 30:27
  one then. My right hand never bitches at me.
• 30:29
  My right hand never has the time of the month.
• 30:33
  Can y 'all please start coming up? Because, like,
• 30:35
  you're not, I know you guys aren't going to approach
• 30:36
  us at the grocery store or at the frickin' run
• 30:38
  club. Yeah, you don't want to be approached at
• 30:42
  all. I feel like the jerks and boomer women want
• 30:45
  to be approached. I feel like, no, these millennial
• 30:47
  women do not. Like, no, because you're sober.
• 30:51
  That right there is the reason why we don't life
• 30:54
  down as women. Oh, because you're sober. If you
• 30:57
  have to be drunk to be around men, you have daddy
• 31:00
  issues. There's something wrong with you. Yeah.
• 31:06
  You know, they're just wishy -washy. These women.
• 31:10
  I'm kidding. But, I mean, this is what I'm saying.
• 31:13
  This is my algorithm. Here's a woman describing
• 31:16
  the hottest man in every room. Oh, it's me. Maybe
• 31:23
  not. Maybe in my dreams. this man in every room
• 31:27
  is not his looks it's not his clothing it's not
• 31:31
  it's his height anything like that it's actually
• 31:34
  his fucking energy and the energy is he does
• 31:38
  not give a fuck if girls like him or not he doesn't
• 31:41
  care if he gets a girl's number he doesn't care
• 31:43
  if he ever sees her again i don't know i used
• 31:46
  to really care about the approval But now I'm
• 31:51
  like, I'm at this place, dude. You know what?
• 31:53
  I know I'm worthy. I know I'm kind. If it happens,
• 32:00
  it happens. If it doesn't, whatever. Men for
• 32:04
  us having heartbreak is a lot to get over. He
• 32:09
  actually just enjoys conversation with women.
• 32:12
  I honestly like conversation with women more.
• 32:17
  They're a little more insightful. Because they'll
• 32:20
  say it like it is and they give good advice.
• 32:22
  Men will, if it's like, they'll gatekeep advice,
• 32:25
  especially if you're in like the same kind of
• 32:27
  work, you know? Yeah, he doesn't care about the
• 32:29
  outcome. I don't either. All I care about is
• 32:33
  that outcome. 856 -49 -Hobby. Here's a woman
• 32:39
  describing why women use... I'm going to tell
• 32:42
  you why some women use good men. And I'm telling
• 32:45
  you this as a woman because you deserve to hear
• 32:47
  it from our side. The nice guy. Available, reliable,
• 32:50
  always comes through. Oh, yeah, on your face.
• 32:54
  He listens, he shows up, he genuinely cares,
• 32:56
  and that is exactly what makes him the easiest
• 32:58
  target in the room. Yeah, that's what's happening
• 33:01
  to me. Being a nice guy has never gotten me anywhere.
• 33:04
  When I ignore them, I'm going to treat them like
• 33:07
  whatever they always love me, and when I get
• 33:09
  comfortable and start being nice, then they're
• 33:11
  out of there. When I treat them like garbage,
• 33:14
  I get to plow them. Mm -hmm. But once I started,
• 33:17
  you know, going, oh, I want to be nice to this
• 33:18
  one. I want to treat her like she deserves to
• 33:20
  be treated. Doesn't her out of there? Hi there.
• 33:29
  Yeah, girl. Here's the mechanism that nobody
• 33:32
  explains. A good man with no boundaries doesn't
• 33:36
  read as kind to her. Yeah. He reads as unclaimed
• 33:41
  territory. Yeah, you know what else I've noticed?
• 33:46
  Whatever I've been, you know, in our relationship,
• 33:49
  our kind of was tied down to like a complicated
• 33:53
  friends with benefits. That was when, I'm not
• 33:56
  saying all the women were waiting outside my
• 33:58
  apartment. Hey Ryan, can I have sex with you?
• 34:03
  But that was when girls would DM me and be like,
• 34:05
  what are you doing? The moment I get single,
• 34:09
  I hit up those women and I get the same response.
• 34:14
  And every, a single time, there is not a time
• 34:18
  I don't get a different response. I'm not saying
• 34:21
  I don't get girls when I'm single, but the girls
• 34:23
  that were hitting me up when I was in a relationship,
• 34:25
  all of a sudden. They're nowhere to be found.
• 34:31
  They're banging some married man from Largo.
• 34:33
  She tests a small ask, then a bigger one. All
• 34:38
  right, there you go. You can kind of see what
• 34:40
  my algorithm is. Eight years ago, Extension,
• 34:45
  or whatever his name was, Dinosaur, was not ideal.
• 34:50
  I always get him and Juice WRLD mixed up. I could
• 34:53
  not believe this. Kendrick Lamar is 39 years
• 34:58
  old. That's insanity to me. Oliver Tree's girlfriend
• 35:03
  made a post about him. Still can't believe he's
• 35:05
  dead. That's absolutely crazy. Quavo, or takeoff.
• 35:09
  From bad and bougie. From me guys would have
• 35:15
  been 32. It's crazy I'm older than him and he's
• 35:18
  dead. A new flip phone. I said that funny. There's
• 35:23
  a new flip phone coming out that's going to have
• 35:26
  internet and it's going to be $99. And Gen Z's
• 35:29
  running in it. Here's the problem. When you had
• 35:34
  a flip phone, you weren't really thinking about
• 35:36
  going on the internet. So the true flip phone
• 35:39
  experience you want to have is that if you go
• 35:44
  on, you lose two minutes of your phone playing
• 35:46
  and going to the store. The greatest weekend
• 35:50
  of my life. Oh, yeah. Been on cruises. I've had
• 35:56
  a lot of fun in my life. Had a lot of trauma.
• 35:59
  For as much drama as I've had, I've had a lot
• 36:02
  of fun in life. I've been there. I've done it.
• 36:06
  No, no, no. The greatest weekend of my life was
• 36:08
  in... I got to set this up. Oh, yeah. We can't
• 36:13
  just talk about 2007. Mm -hmm. Oh, jeez. Oh,
• 36:21
  yeah. Let me put on some sexy music to describe
• 36:24
  it. I'm telling you, it was the greatest weekend
• 36:26
  of my life. I remember it clearly. Dude, I remember.
• 36:30
  I was an only child living alone. Oh, I was?
• 36:36
  Well, not living alone, but no siblings. Rest
• 36:42
  in peace to my mom's miscarriage, Justin. He
• 36:45
  would have been 29. By the way, 2007, my dad
• 36:51
  goes, you know what? You need a cell phone if
• 36:53
  you need to get picked up in school or whatnot.
• 36:55
  There you go. So he gives me this cell phone.
• 36:58
  It's a track phone. And it was points. And starting
• 37:03
  again, the women around seventh grade. I was
• 37:08
  a big fan of Maxim magazine. I would buy that
• 37:13
  and let Jill ask on and hide it in my pillow
• 37:15
  and go to pound town with my hand. Well, there
• 37:21
  was. Something that was called the Wallpaper
• 37:24
  Store, where you could buy a little wallpaper.
• 37:27
  And I typed in Mags and Magazine and Playboy.
• 37:31
  I might have spanked it like five times that
• 37:34
  night. I think I stayed up until like 3 a .m.
• 37:38
  I was listening to the B96 After Party, which
• 37:40
  all my tapes are on YouTube. Search up B96 After
• 37:42
  Party. And my dad tried to call me that Monday,
• 37:47
  and I was out of minutes. My dad's like, how
• 37:50
  did you go through 500 minutes or 500 points
• 37:53
  or whatever track phone did? And I was like,
• 37:55
  uh. Then he looked up the report and saw I was
• 37:58
  on the internet the whole time. So I think he
• 38:01
  kind of figured it out. But for that night, that
• 38:05
  Saturday night 19 years ago, oh my God. It was
• 38:08
  pleasure. Tim Cook said he's raising the prices
• 38:12
  of the iPhone. Goody, goody gumdrops. I want
• 38:14
  to see a headline where they're like, yeah, we're
• 38:16
  lowering the prices. Like Arizona iced tea or
• 38:20
  whatever those tea companies are. Here's Whoopi
• 38:25
  Goldberg saying she wants the Knicks to go to
• 38:27
  the White House. Every single, the previous five
• 38:30
  NBA champions crowned during the Trump administration
• 38:32
  refused to go. I think there's a reason for it.
• 38:34
  That's because he politicizes the events that
• 38:37
  come before him. Yeah, he really does, man. The
• 38:42
  problem, I don't think you can separate Trump.
• 38:45
  From the White House, even though we would like
• 38:47
  to because it is the people. I want them to go.
• 38:49
  I want them to go. Do you? I want all those black
• 38:53
  men. Oh, yeah, around you. Tell it. Tell it.
• 39:00
  To stand in our house. I feel like I'm being
• 39:06
  bitched at. No wonder she's single. Share that
• 39:08
  nine. Here is this annoying hag of a woman. I
• 39:16
  don't like women that judge sports. Nah, for
• 39:19
  as much as I don't like women that judge sports,
• 39:21
  I do not like women that are diehard sports,
• 39:23
  and that's their whole existence. But I saw this
• 39:27
  video of this woman complaining about the next
• 39:31
  parade. You know, she would be not fun to be
• 39:35
  around. Shut up. New York City, um, In the finest
• 39:41
  district ever again in your life. All right,
• 39:43
  in your life. You sound like a team who caught
• 39:47
  the beef. Keep it to 55 like we're used to. Man,
• 39:51
  your age is really starting to show. You're probably
• 39:56
  single as hell and wondering why you can't find
• 39:58
  a man and then you're not having fun because
• 40:00
  of a parade. You're the worst. Like normal. Oh,
• 40:05
  what do you think is normal? Men buying you dinner?
• 40:07
  This parade should have ended at MSG. Man, you
• 40:11
  are just washed up. You're not fun. Madison Square
• 40:17
  Garden, for you guys who don't understand acronyms.
• 40:20
  Wow, you are just a dirtier out in one, aren't
• 40:22
  you? Because this is ridiculous. Man, you're
• 40:26
  starting to show your age. You're probably in
• 40:28
  your mid -30s. Your clock's beginning to tick.
• 40:31
  You got a body count as long as the CVS receives.
• 40:34
  You're starting to freak out. The most federal
• 40:38
  area of New York. Wow. You know in bed she'd
• 40:42
  be like, you gotta be grateful to me. I'm so
• 40:44
  great. Oh, what does she do for a living? She's
• 40:47
  a singer and songwriter. Oh, and she makes all
• 40:50
  the hits. Her name is Mia Dior. Oh, wow. Yeah,
• 40:57
  we all go to the club and go, hey, what up, Mia
• 40:59
  D 'Amour? Her music's so good, the way it just
• 41:04
  sounds like I'm getting bitched at for nothing.
• 41:09
  Here is Lily Phillips defending herself against
• 41:12
  cheating allegations, even though she does porn.
• 41:16
  Now, this is going to sound really complicated.
• 41:19
  To me, if you're dating a girl in porn, and let's
• 41:23
  say she does a video a day, oh yeah, she gets
• 41:26
  banged out by Ryan Driller, one of those guys,
• 41:29
  it's fine. That's her doing her job. But when
• 41:32
  you're banging like 700 men a night, it feels
• 41:35
  like it's a little more closer to cheating. I'm
• 41:37
  in a relationship and I'm allowed to crack other
• 41:38
  people. Oh, yeah. I love that term. Boyfriend
• 41:41
  isn't. Let's talk about it. I'm what you would
• 41:44
  call a mattress actress. I'm a mattress actress.
• 41:53
  I don't even know what to say anymore. And so
• 41:56
  I crack people for work, essentially. Whereas
• 41:57
  my boyfriend has a regular, shmegular job. And
• 42:00
  so if he was to crack... Can you imagine, you
• 42:02
  know, at work, everyone's like, I saw your life
• 42:06
  get cracked by 800 men at once. ...as a regular,
• 42:08
  shmegular job. And so if he was to crack other
• 42:11
  people, it would purely be for pleasure. It's
• 42:13
  the difference when I do it. It is for my work,
• 42:16
  of course. My work. Of course, it's also for
• 42:19
  pleasure. I do get paid to do it. So it is a
• 42:21
  job. And you just sound like you just, that's
• 42:27
  a hot dog down the hallway. There's something
• 42:32
  going on there. I don't know what happened because
• 42:34
  I know she's close to her family, but then she's
• 42:37
  also asked her family to help clean up the porn
• 42:39
  set, which is a little disturbing. Oh yeah, look
• 42:42
  at this sticky bed sheet over here. Let me go
• 42:44
  do the wash for you, honey. What do you want
• 42:46
  for dinner? I mean, that's weird. Maybe it's
• 42:50
  just me. I don't think it's just me. Here's a
• 42:53
  woman talking about being single at 32. I need
• 42:57
  to vent about the male species for a second.
• 42:59
  I don't need to hear from you. No wonder you're
• 43:01
  single. Yay! Anyway, also there was music in
• 43:07
  the background and I didn't want to get, you
• 43:09
  know, struck. I love when women are like, oh,
• 43:13
  men are so sexist. Men are just the absolute
• 43:16
  worst. So you can be sexist towards ours. Species,
• 43:21
  I guess. But why don't we go, oh, women are cloud
• 43:24
  chasers. Women only care about, oh, no, you're
• 43:26
  being sexist. Which way is it? I'm starting to
• 43:33
  get confused. Here's Piper O 'Callaghan. Man,
• 43:38
  everyone save it. Only fans, girl. She said Clavicular
• 43:43
  asked for 10 ,000 just to appear on his stream.
• 43:48
  Oh, I actually asked Clav to do a stream with
• 43:50
  me, and then he said that it would be, like,
• 43:51
  10K. Yeah, it's not worth it. He's just a boring,
• 43:55
  dumb Gen Z douche. I was like, damn, did Alice
• 43:58
  Rosenblum, like, pay 10K to do a stream with
• 44:00
  him? All right. Man, Clavicular gets paid $10
• 44:05
  ,000 talking about drilling his face. It's the
• 44:09
  saddest thing I've ever heard. talking about
• 44:16
  the thing that is known as our women oppressed.
• 44:20
  Are women in their daily lives oppressed? This
• 44:23
  is the most fascinating career change ever. Jetta
• 44:26
  Diabow was on The View. She was one of those
• 44:29
  annoying hags on there. And in her Twitter bio,
• 44:32
  it says, fired by corporate media for speaking
• 44:34
  the truth. I'm damn proud of it. And now she's
• 44:38
  like a female entertainer. In your view, I want
• 44:41
  you to get in the chat. I want you to get in
• 44:42
  the comments and tell me. Now, some could argue,
• 44:45
  that are men being oppressed? Are men being oppressed
• 44:49
  by being told every day that their masculinity
• 44:52
  is toxic? All right, I think everyone's getting
• 44:55
  oppressed. I don't think it's just one gender.
• 44:57
  I think everybody's freaking out. I saw a YouTube
• 45:01
  comment one time. It said, we're trying to date
• 45:04
  like it's the 1990s with 2020 rules, and I love
• 45:07
  that. Jim Carrey is gonna make a Grinch sequel.
• 45:11
  I love that movie. I think the movie is good,
• 45:14
  terrible. You know what I mean? It's a good,
• 45:16
  bad 2000s movie. There's this headline. Insane
• 45:19
  video in Ocala, Florida. He just said Ocala,
• 45:25
  Florida. It's what he says when he goes down.
• 45:33
  Ocala. Ocala, Florida. Florida. Ocala, you stupid
• 45:51
  L .A. moron. Very insane video. In Ocala, Florida,
• 45:55
  a driver is facing charges for firing a gun into
• 45:58
  the air while he was at a red light. Police arrested
• 46:00
  Jesse Swingle on Wednesday. Officers say this
• 46:03
  was not the only time. They say he fired shots
• 46:05
  at multiple intersections. And police also say
• 46:08
  that he was driving recklessly. Yeah. In Ocala,
• 46:11
  Florida. Let me think of a joke here. Yeah, it
• 46:18
  happened in Orlando, Florida. Winterhaven. Lakeland.
• 46:27
  Why would you think it's... What a moron. What
• 46:30
  an idiot. Here's Billy Bush claiming that Al
• 46:34
  Roker is mean and vindictive on the Ta -Da show.
• 46:42
  Get what I did there. I was going off of the
• 46:44
  previous thing, you know, doing a bit, being
• 46:46
  funny, being hilarious. All right, here we go.
• 46:49
  The way I describe Al is three words. Territorial,
• 46:52
  vindictive, and chronically unprepared. And what
• 46:57
  are you? A douche. He just creeps me out, that
• 47:04
  Billy Bush. Ocula, Florida. I love that. I wonder
• 47:17
  when TMZ does something stupid like that, I wonder
• 47:21
  if they feel bad at all or if they're like, oh,
• 47:23
  that's just Florida. Blew a guy one time in Miami,
• 47:26
  but that's about it. The game says that we should
• 47:31
  stay single, the rapper, not the urban sitcom
• 47:35
  from the 2000s. And Olivia Rodrigo says she's
• 47:40
  smelled fans wearing diapers at her concerts.
• 47:42
  There's these certain festivals where people
• 47:43
  wear diapers so that they can be front row of
• 47:46
  the show. And that's been an experience as a
• 47:48
  performer that I've smelled. Oh, yeah, yeah,
• 47:51
  yeah. I was thinking about that at the Knicks
• 47:56
  parade. I was like, I wonder how many people
• 47:57
  are wearing the thing that is known as a diaper.
• 48:04
  Chris Brown arrived at court smiling for the
• 48:07
  former housekeeper trial. Alex Earl was seen
• 48:11
  with Benson Boone. I bet he plowed her. Brian
• 48:20
  Austin Green says he's not tempted by Megan Fox's
• 48:23
  thirst traps. Well, she wouldn't want you. So
• 48:25
  he's not going to be tempted by. Luigi Mangione
• 48:28
  is withdrawing the emotional disturbance defense.
• 48:33
  Carlos Mencia was charged with tax evasion like
• 48:36
  an idiot. Rihanna and A $AP Rocky were in L .A.
• 48:40
  for the first time since the shooting. And a
• 48:44
  lot's going on in our own. We're losing our mind.
• 48:47
  Can't you kind of tell we're losing our mind
• 48:50
  a little bit? 8 -5 -6. 49 happy. I'm looking
• 48:54
  at this. It's so overwhelming how much stuff
• 48:56
  I have here. But every time I say that, when
• 49:00
  I'm done recording, Then I feel accomplished.
• 49:04
  My friend texted me. All right. I was telling
• 49:11
  my friend, I was telling this girl I know, Dr.
• 49:14
  Scarlet Smash, a funny story. I'll tell this
• 49:15
  before we go to break. So I was outside in a
• 49:18
  parking lot talking into my phone real quick.
• 49:23
  It was on 4th Street and 97X, which is the sister
• 49:28
  station of where I used to work, 1025 The Bone,
• 49:31
  Their promotions van drove by and they like did
• 49:35
  like a double take twice. I think they recognized
• 49:38
  me or maybe we're just looking at my height and
• 49:40
  then they almost had a car in front of them.
• 49:41
  I was like, yeah, you gotta be careful to drive
• 49:45
  that van. I know how nerve wracking it is driving
• 49:48
  a company van. All right. I don't know what the
• 49:53
  point of that story was, but we'll be right back.
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  Hang on. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will be
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  right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
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  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
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• 50:27
  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
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  listening to this next song, you can skip over
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• 50:37
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  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Every Friday we
• 50:44
  do this. Every day of my weekend. Here's DJ Yonk.
• 51:10
  weekend. We gon' all, we gon' all get it. Man,
• 51:14
  every day my weekend. Holes, I be freaking. You
• 51:17
  blame it, make it rain, but it drop. Lea Lee,
• 51:20
  okay. Nigga, I'm just like skin. I ain't part
• 51:23
  of Reno. Michael Jackson, PC. My ice still like
• 51:26
  it's Christmas. But I'm amazing. Come out with
• 51:29
  my agent. Bitch, I'm the boss, so they think
• 51:32
  that I'm Yeah, I'm tokin' like the Taliban Tunes
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  from my garrison on my cart Sit so high, don't
• 51:38
  stop, no, bitch, I land And all this ain't juice,
• 51:41
  man, but I'm on that juice, man Give me five
• 51:44
  bottles of that goose, I get a loose man For
• 51:47
  real, baby, you playin', do that on my hands,
• 51:49
  man I do this shit every day, ballin' to my plan
• 51:52
  Yeah, ballin', that's my 9 to 5, me and Spock,
• 51:55
  it's you and I You don't walk, it's kind of big,
• 51:58
  you a dick and touch the ground Versus to the
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  versus, nigga, you a dick and touch the ground
• 52:01
  You just sweet, I heard you singing In between
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  your girls' fat ass bitch So pass it to me Like
• 53:23
  a motherfucker Friday be at figure eight You
• 53:25
  know I fuck with pussy Overdosing on the strong
• 53:28
  Rolling quarters of the city Club Miami Saturday
• 53:31
  Girls the baddest in my book I just want white
• 53:34
  on end While you lame niggas look pissed Even
• 53:37
  on a Sunday, I don't take a day. Y 'all was clubbing
• 53:40
  in the station. And my nigga, you ain't alone.
• 53:43
  Niggas can see the insides. First, they take
• 53:45
  they shirts off. Second, when they hear our songs,
• 53:48
  then they take they shirts off. Third, she gonna
• 53:50
  serve us. Mouse stick her tongue out. Four hours
• 53:53
  later, fuck us all. I was like, wow. Y 'all got
• 53:56
  milk money. Bitch, nigga, I'm a cash out. Every
• 53:59
  day my weekend, living life on a fast. Every
• 54:02
  day my weekend. That was DJ Onk with Every Day
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  of My Weekend. Welcome to Happy Hour. In your
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  I tell you no I tell you no You walk in, crowd
• 56:57
  goes tired Same old stunt, same borrowed fire
• 57:00
  Lip gloss sticking on your sleeve Talk too loud,
• 57:03
  then you won't leave You run like John, but it's
• 57:06
  all talk Heavy boots on a tiny walk Bunny XO,
• 57:10
  girl you know He's a late fee everywhere you
• 57:13
  go He takes a break Then asks, surprise, surprise
• 57:19
  Just me with those same old eyes Jelly Roll,
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  go away Jelly Roll, go away All you need's a
• 57:29
  better day Jelly Roll, go away Jelly Roll, go
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  away Jelly Roll, go away She deserves more plain
• 57:38
  and clear Jelly Roll, go away Little grin, same
• 57:52
  old mess you're draggin' in Promise big, then
• 57:56
  break it small Always first to blame the wall
• 57:59
  Bunny skin, same old show Tired of the yes -man
• 58:03
  glow She needs peace, she needs room Not your
• 58:06
  shadow Let her shine. Let her have her own damn
• 58:40
  life. No more dragging through the door. No more
• 58:44
  begging for one more. Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll.
• 58:55
  Jelly Roll. Go away. Jelly Roll. Go away. Jelly
• 59:02
  Roll. Go away. But he needs a better day. Jelly
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  Roll. Oh, yeah. 856 -49 -HAPPY. 856 -494 -6773.
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  You tweeted me. All right. Ryan Hoppy Radio.
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  You can always email me, ryanhoppyradio at gmail
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  .com. So I'm in the break room, and I was trying
• 59:37
  to buy two Diet Mountain Dews to put into my
• 59:40
  Yeti cup, and I bought a Diet Mountain Dew. Then
• 59:44
  on accident, I put in, the code was 14 for the
• 59:48
  Diet Mountain Dew. I put in 10, which was a Pepsi.
• 59:51
  Now in my cup, my little yearly cup, I have a
• 59:56
  diamount to do in Pepsi, and it actually tastes
• 59:58
  like pure sugar. Let me drink it with you guys.
• 1:00:00
  Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. That is so sugary, I might
• 1:00:07
  have heart attack. Mm -hmm. One more time. Again.
• 1:00:10
  Mm -hmm. Did God come between Jelly Roll and
• 1:00:35
  Bunny? Oh, my God. If you're having to blame
• 1:00:38
  God, your relationship was stupid from the beginning.
• 1:00:40
  Because God's not real. That is the new headline
• 1:00:45
  in the $27 million split. Ah, yeah, fat ass and
• 1:00:49
  a stupid brun. Weeks before their 10th wedding
• 1:00:51
  anniversary. God knows where my journey would
• 1:00:54
  be at right now. Yeah, I'm so sick of freaking
• 1:00:56
  people that are... Shut up. I don't need to hear
• 1:01:08
  about him talking about God. I think I'm just
• 1:01:10
  so bitter because I lost my dad at a young age.
• 1:01:13
  It's like, no, God's not real, dude. When he
• 1:01:16
  dies, there's nothing. There's no God. God, let
• 1:01:25
  me, I didn't think this was going to be so hard.
• 1:01:26
  Hold on. Bunny XO breaks her silence on her divorce
• 1:01:30
  from Jelly Roll. I wonder how many women cry
• 1:01:33
  when they find out that a married man went to
• 1:01:35
  your former brothel. The dumb blonde podcast
• 1:01:38
  host tells all in an emotional episode of her
• 1:01:41
  show June 18th, saying she and her rock star
• 1:01:44
  ex, who she still refers to as her husband throughout
• 1:01:47
  and whose real name is Jason Bradley DeFord.
• 1:01:50
  I had to call myself too. Jolly Roll, that was
• 1:01:52
  my name. Felt the stresses of life in the spotlight
• 1:01:55
  and began to pull apart. We stopped communicating
• 1:01:59
  together. Yeah, he probably got, I think it's
• 1:02:02
  the skinny one. He was likable. It's the skinny
• 1:02:06
  guy. He just looks like a member of Bubba Army.
• 1:02:08
  A loser! Um, in the past year and a half. And
• 1:02:12
  I think that it's... Yeah, a bird crier should
• 1:02:15
  get some marriage advice from him. I think it's
• 1:02:19
  safe for me to say that I always loved my husband
• 1:02:23
  a little bit more than he loved me. Yeah, I think
• 1:02:27
  that's safe to say. He's a loser. He's a dark.
• 1:02:29
  He's a fat ass. Even if he's skinny, he had to
• 1:02:32
  do it the cheating way. And he's a cheater in
• 1:02:35
  general. I was very, like, you know, like, always
• 1:02:39
  protecting him and always making sure he was
• 1:02:41
  okay and, like, always chasing him. Yeah, he
• 1:02:44
  ain't gonna find a woman like her. Yeah, she
• 1:02:46
  might be a form of prostitute. Yeah, she might
• 1:02:49
  have showed naked parts of her body online, but
• 1:02:52
  she seemed to genuinely care about him. And he
• 1:02:56
  is just a narcissistic douche. And like, I literally
• 1:03:00
  was the glue that held us together. And that's
• 1:03:03
  not taking a shot in any way. That's me being
• 1:03:06
  just 100 % honest. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:03:09
  Like, I think she saw him as a fat ass that was
• 1:03:13
  coming from prison. I stopped chasing him. Yeah,
• 1:03:18
  that's the problem. You stopped putting out.
• 1:03:23
  And when I say I stopped chasing him, like, I
• 1:03:26
  mean, I stopped everything. Okay, well, that's
• 1:03:30
  what's going to happen. When a woman stops putting
• 1:03:32
  in for men's interest. Because you're boring.
• 1:03:38
  You're a prostitute. Was this divorce mutual?
• 1:03:46
  No, it was not mutual. Bunny XO reveals the reason
• 1:03:50
  for her divorce with Jelly Roll. I don't know.
• 1:03:54
  Days after it was revealed that the singer, whose
• 1:03:56
  real name is Jason DeFord, had filed for divorce
• 1:03:59
  on May 18th, his ex details the end of the couple's
• 1:04:02
  marriage and the day it all came crashing down.
• 1:04:05
  She says on her Dumb Blonde podcast, June 18th.
• 1:04:08
  On Mother's Day, we had a little bit of an argument.
• 1:04:11
  Oh, yeah. We said we're crazy broad. I don't
• 1:04:15
  think the details are necessary. I would say
• 1:04:19
  not. There's always that one argument in a relationship.
• 1:04:23
  everything just ends i was so fed up and so tired
• 1:04:29
  that i just looked at him and i said well then
• 1:04:31
  file the divorce papers oh yeah you manifested
• 1:04:34
  bunny whose real name is elisa to ford then packed
• 1:04:39
  a bag and left the couple's home and didn't talk
• 1:04:42
  to her husband for about a week oh yeah that's
• 1:04:44
  just real good energy honey And during that,
• 1:04:49
  you know, he was so mad and we were so emotional
• 1:04:51
  that he ended up doing exactly what I told him
• 1:04:57
  to do and filing the divorce paper. So there's
• 1:05:01
  that. And here's y 'all talking about it on stage.
• 1:05:05
  I wasn't going to talk about this tonight, but
• 1:05:08
  while we're talking about liars. We got these
• 1:05:15
  two white trash losers. These two mutants! With
• 1:05:22
  the maturity level of a four -year -old. Oh,
• 1:05:26
  them mutants in the crowd. They look like a friggin'
• 1:05:32
  loser that I'd pick up in Nebraska Avenue, trash
• 1:05:34
  bag, transgender hooker. It's the only time in
• 1:05:37
  the only city I'm going to speak about this,
• 1:05:39
  so break your camera pros out now. Me and my
• 1:05:41
  wife are best friends. We will always be best
• 1:05:45
  friends. Yeah, no, no, not what she said in her
• 1:05:48
  podcast, dude. Didn't really see my best friends.
• 1:05:53
  You're just pulling on the, I believe in Jesus.
• 1:05:57
  Hey, what kind of sweet man? Even though I used
• 1:06:00
  to, you know, do the thing that was known as
• 1:06:03
  rap about popping pills, but now I believe in
• 1:06:06
  Jesus and I hang out with, but quite, shut up.
• 1:06:12
  I bet that phone call was lovely. All right,
• 1:06:19
  I'm sticking around. You're the worst. I'm skinny
• 1:06:23
  now. Something about him just icks me out, man.
• 1:06:29
  Today on TMZ. Okay, politics and romance colliding.
• 1:06:36
  Ted Cruz says Katy Perry is way out of Justin
• 1:06:40
  Trudeau's league. I thought that was so stupid
• 1:06:42
  to say. He's got a bigger penis than you. There's
• 1:06:47
  an old phrase of outkicking your coverage. It's
• 1:06:55
  pretty stumbling. And I think Justin's managed
• 1:06:58
  to do so. He said Justin Trudeau is dating somebody
• 1:07:01
  hotter than he deserves. But every guy would
• 1:07:03
  take this as a compliment. I had a dream last
• 1:07:06
  night. I was dating two different women at the
• 1:07:08
  same time. Are you going to come out as straight
• 1:07:10
  soon? I don't know. The Jelly Roll Buddy XO breakup
• 1:07:20
  is official. He removed her from his Instagram
• 1:07:23
  bio. Oh yeah. Forget the divorce papers. That's
• 1:07:27
  when it's real. That's pretty fast. The way women
• 1:07:29
  handle breakups and the way men handle breakups
• 1:07:31
  are so different. Yeah, women can just go to
• 1:07:34
  the next guy. And they'll literally get on the
• 1:07:39
  dating app like an hour after you guys. Yeah,
• 1:07:42
  because we want to get our rocks on and jazz.
• 1:07:45
  An hour after? Way before. It is weird when you
• 1:07:51
  have to break up and then you're on the dating
• 1:07:53
  app. And you're like, I'm not talking to my ex.
• 1:07:57
  It's like different communication vibes. And
• 1:08:00
  the best part is the first one or whatever you're
• 1:08:04
  into, the person you have sex with, you're like,
• 1:08:06
  um. This is not my ex. It's a weird little vibe.
• 1:08:11
  Luigi Mangione and his attorneys revealed his
• 1:08:15
  potential defense. Something called... Yeah,
• 1:08:17
  he's a freaking loser too. Extreme emotional
• 1:08:20
  disturbance. Yeah, you're a little nipple baby
• 1:08:23
  piece of garbage. Saying I was driven to do what
• 1:08:28
  I did. I don't want to hear about him. Because
• 1:08:31
  he's pretty. If his name was Lamar, it wouldn't
• 1:08:35
  be the same. Colin Gosselin is giving a shout
• 1:08:41
  out to who he calls his real mom. Oh yeah, I'm
• 1:08:45
  not that dirty rotten hag, Kate Gosselin. 22
• 1:08:47
  -year -old son of the former reality stars John
• 1:08:50
  and Kate Gosselin. Announced June 17th, he is
• 1:08:52
  releasing a memoir. October 13th, titled In the
• 1:08:56
  Shadow of Eight, Surviving the Reality of My
• 1:08:58
  Childhood. And in an Instagram post, That's a
• 1:09:01
  good title of a book. May 18th, speaking on his
• 1:09:04
  childhood. Colin writes about his dad's ex -girlfriend,
• 1:09:07
  Colleen Conrad. saying, I didn't plan this at
• 1:09:11
  all, but coincidentally, on the day of the official
• 1:09:13
  announcement of my book, it is Colleen's birthday.
• 1:09:16
  She is the strongest woman I know, who stepped
• 1:09:18
  in at the toughest part of my life and chose
• 1:09:20
  to be a mother to me. Truth's important. And
• 1:09:29
  there's a lot of missing pieces to the story.
• 1:09:32
  And I think, you know, every time a new missing
• 1:09:35
  piece goes out there, it's just, you know, who
• 1:09:37
  doesn't like solving the mystery, right? Hidden
• 1:09:40
  in a basement cell and fed a cocktail of powerful
• 1:09:44
  antipsychotics. Those antipsychotics should have
• 1:09:48
  been given to Kate. Those are some of the claims
• 1:09:50
  Colin Gosselin makes in his... Alright, so he
• 1:09:53
  wrote a book. Good for him. Lindsay Lohan shares
• 1:10:02
  a rare look into some family moments with her
• 1:10:05
  husband, Bader Shamos. While celebrating her
• 1:10:15
  husband's 39th birthday, the actress expresses
• 1:10:17
  how fortunate she feels to share a life with
• 1:10:20
  him and their two -year -old son. being an adult
• 1:10:30
  in 2026 is just having a pro membership to your
• 1:10:33
  life it's become the inescapable normal can we
• 1:10:36
  go back to the day of where everything was not
• 1:10:38
  a freaking subscription all right so subscription
• 1:10:41
  prices are going up Savannah Guthrie is taking
• 1:10:50
  a short hiatus from the Today Show. The 54 -year
• 1:10:53
  -old was noticeably absent from the last two
• 1:10:55
  episodes of the morning show. It is due to her
• 1:10:58
  being on a, quote, assignment out of New York
• 1:11:00
  City. All right. It's got to be weird trying
• 1:11:03
  to, like, smile on TV about the next one. You
• 1:11:05
  don't know where the hell your mom is. Happy
• 1:11:07
  Hot Topic! Trisha Paytas is getting candid about
• 1:11:14
  her weight loss journey. During an interview
• 1:11:16
  with People Magazine published June 18th, the
• 1:11:18
  influencer reveals that she lost 26 pounds in
• 1:11:21
  two months after she started using a GLP -1 medication.
• 1:11:25
  God, imagine she poops herself every night. Mm
• 1:11:27
  -hmm. Do you have a bath? Oh, that was a big
• 1:11:32
  plus for me. LaDonna admits she used to date
• 1:11:35
  guys for their nice bathrooms. Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm.
• 1:11:39
  You can do a lot of stuff in that bathroom. The
• 1:11:41
  material girl confesses that during her days
• 1:11:43
  in New York City's 80s club scene, she would
• 1:11:46
  assess potential suitors based on their plumbing
• 1:11:48
  status. All right, so there's that. And then
• 1:11:51
  there's this hotline right here. Jimmy Kimmel
• 1:11:54
  officially revealed the latest celebrity heading
• 1:11:56
  to the ballroom. The Dancing with the Stars ahead
• 1:11:58
  of the fall premiere on ABC and Disney+. It's
• 1:12:01
  our very own. It's Kim dancing. So he's going
• 1:12:09
  to be dancing with the really, really stars.
• 1:12:13
  All right. Janice Dickinson said that her facelift
• 1:12:17
  is better than Kris Jenner's. Can you imagine
• 1:12:20
  you're that much of a washed up woman that you're
• 1:12:23
  critiquing someone's facelift as like a reason
• 1:12:26
  why you're better than somebody? What does that
• 1:12:30
  even mean? That is the saddest thing I've ever
• 1:12:33
  heard. Oh, my face looks better. Yeah, you don't
• 1:12:36
  want to age gracefully because you know you look
• 1:12:38
  like a zombie. Here's the clip of Janice Dickinson
• 1:12:43
  and her little plastic surgeon throwing shots
• 1:12:46
  at Chris for some reason. I got to say that this
• 1:12:50
  feels like a totally different world right now.
• 1:12:53
  That people used to hide. facelifts and plastic
• 1:12:56
  surgery. And now it is celebrated and ballyhooed
• 1:13:00
  and put on Instagram. I feel better. He shaved.
• 1:13:04
  You look terrible. And he's like, I just totally
• 1:13:09
  ripped you off. You could have gone to a vet
• 1:13:11
  right there. 15 years of my life. Her mouth,
• 1:13:15
  her like jaw is not moving. You know what I mean?
• 1:13:17
  Uh, people. It's like, like she's talking about
• 1:13:21
  this shot of her mouth, but she is anyway. You
• 1:13:23
  don't really notice it though. You don't notice
• 1:13:26
  it. You look like a plastic surgery little victim.
• 1:13:30
  You look like a moron. You look like a background
• 1:13:33
  actor for The Walking Dead. I do social media.
• 1:13:36
  I'm doing movies. I'm doing movies. Yeah, you
• 1:13:39
  sound great. On runway, I'm back to modeling
• 1:13:42
  again. I mean, there's so much going on in my
• 1:13:44
  life that I needed a fresh, a fresher Janice.
• 1:13:48
  Oh, there you are. Let's join us here. Just to
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  I really looked around for like a lot of doctors.
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  Yes, a lot of doctors. You sound like Don Imus.
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  In Southern California. You sound drunk too.
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  And, you know, I saw Kris Jenner's facelift and
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  I was like, no, I don't want that. I don't want
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  like. I think Kris Jenner looks better than you.
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  I don't even know what to say. You can think
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  like. You look terrible. You look like someone
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  I'll be honest. Time for Side Trick News. Side
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  chick noise. We talking messy today. Mic check.
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  Welcome to the surf. Riding in the booth, cutting
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  straight through the surf. Call it like I see
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  it. Feelings in the hearse, kid. You click the
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  frontin' Postin' healing energy while they DM
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  fraud, every fling, every late night move We
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  Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks. My
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  buddies may have known me as Hammer Hank. I was
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  labeled as slow when I started school. Come to
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  find out at the age of 12, the doctors decided
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  I was autistic. Now at the age of 48, I have
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  completed an associate's degree in radio broadcasting
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  and worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an
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  on -air personality. So yes, I am different.
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  People of autism have no needs no different than
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  you. Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain education
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  and join the workforce. I did it, and so can
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  anyone else of autism. So when you meet someone
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  of autism, don't feel sorry for them, work with
• 1:25:16
  them. Find out for yourself that autism isn't
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  a disease, it's a condition. To find out more
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  about autism, please visit autismspeaks .org.
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  We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Nothing
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  is gonna save you. Bets on the streets. Bets
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  on the beats. If you wanna bounce, best bet,
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  report to me. My city's shot down. Where I pull
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  it down. Ain't no limit. Dropping beats about
• 1:26:29
  a pound. My balls out a lot. Cause you know I
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  call the shots. Stacking paper like them bacon
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  sodas in the pot. We got the rimming. We got
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  the drone. We got them getting down on the floor.
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  We got it. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get it. I'm a strong
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  with a mean lean. When I'm guilty, then I'm representing
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  my home team. I'm super ugly with a stack of
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  money. It's a Gator King. By the bar, I can miss
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  the pimpin'. It's a Gator team. Tell them how
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  we do it, Joe. Gator, Gator 1. Rim, they're spinning.
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  And I ain't even driving. I'm just parking lot
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  pimpin'. Slide off in the club, and the man is
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  in the 50s. So fresh, so clean. Got a swagger
• 1:27:21
  in my lip, and what it is? What it do? What it
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  do? Come on, shout it. Let me see you get loose.
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  If you bought it, you can get some Grey Goose
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  And VIP, I'm putting my hands on you We got the
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  remix, we got the flow We got them getting down
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  on the floor We getting dope, dope, dope, we
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  be getting dope, yeah Dope, dope, dope, we be
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  getting dope, yeah Get over here, Grey Goose
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  Hey shawty, let me see you get loose We getting
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  dope, dope, dope, we be getting dope, yeah Dope,
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  dope, dope, we be getting dope, yeah Don't be
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  puttin' no changes in my journey I want two hot
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  liggas poundin' Smoke, jank, smoke, y 'all People
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  say, smoke, jank, smoke, y 'all People say, bitch,
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  all on the earth Don't even care, speech all
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  slurred Nothin' in my cup, shit, it's all good
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  Y 'all hidin' the motherfucker makin' up words
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  Lookin' like men, I like them light skin Two
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  at a time, now I'm twenty -ten twins With Tony
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  Gray, do like a ray of Seagram's gin Stay together
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  in my glass like they all best friends. I can't
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  walk. I, I, I. I can't talk. Broken from the
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  day to the dark. People all for square, but my
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  goons don't pee. This drink's on you, all eyes
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  on me. And niggas with me drinking dark. Henny
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  mix with Remy Ma. Party going all night. But
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  we kick it, kick it hard. Niggas, they smoking.
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  They be getting choked out. Mixing with some
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  liquor, nigga. We be getting choked out. Choked
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  out, choked out. We be getting choked out. Let's
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  there you can sign on. Hi, we're going to come
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  back and I'll be able to keep this party going.
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  Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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  DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the
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  truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
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  That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.
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  Fact is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
• 1:30:47
  of who they are. People with autism normally
• 1:30:50
  have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
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  skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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  In a recent study, people with autism are less
• 1:30:59
  likely to have a job and more likely to become
• 1:31:02
  homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
• 1:31:05
  and family, having a college education. I have
• 1:31:08
  even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
• 1:31:11
  an honorary personality for many years. Always
• 1:31:13
  remember that people with autism want the same
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  things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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  find out more about autism, please contact your
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  local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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  .org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
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  your kindness. Do it like my birthday Do it like
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  my, do it like my, do it like my, do it like
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  my Sagittarius birthday, November 27th Do it
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  like that until I, I, I end up in money heaven
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  They be thinkin' they be flamin' and torturin'
• 1:31:51
  them with the bullshit they handin' now So the
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  twister make a wish and blow the candles out
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  Blow the candles out, blow the candles out Sagittarius
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  birthday, November 27th Do it like that until
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  I, I, I end up in money heaven They be thinkin'
• 1:32:05
  they be flamin' and torturin' them Blow the candles
• 1:32:10
  out. Blow the all -white phantom out. I'm a gun
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  with the pants and the shirt and the shoes and
• 1:32:14
  the hat with the shades and the chain and the
• 1:32:15
  watch is the reason I be standing now. That's
• 1:32:17
  where ice will spin that cake while I take the
• 1:32:18
  icing off the cake. Uh -huh. It's good to be
• 1:32:20
  there, y 'all. Come on, everybody, let's go celebrate
• 1:32:22
  with me. Come on, everybody, let's go celebrate
• 1:32:28
  with me. Ella, ay, I'm an Ella When I get done,
• 1:33:06
  she gon' bring me macheta It's just a beginning,
• 1:33:09
  it only gets better Now wear my black hat, now
• 1:33:12
  wear my shirt, shirt You remember doing like
• 1:33:15
  the last day of Earth, Earth And if you really
• 1:33:18
  want to spill on the deal You sound like a mug,
• 1:33:21
  yeah, I did the mug I do it like my birthday,
• 1:33:24
  like my birthday I do it like my birthday, like
• 1:33:29
  my birthday Bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci
• 1:33:40
  pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching
• 1:33:43
  the blouse. Chain matching the ring. Yeah, I'm
• 1:33:46
  doing my thing. Got, got so many haters. Why
• 1:33:49
  is so many hating? Sick like a mental patient.
• 1:33:51
  I floss like a dentist patient. Just testing
• 1:33:53
  my patience. Sick and working my nerves. I'm
• 1:33:56
  getting, spending that money like the church
• 1:33:58
  in the church. Letting on, yeah, the skin blowing,
• 1:34:00
  trishing the wind. Just like, yeah. Yeah. Popping
• 1:34:05
  those tags, these Beezles busting the tags. I'm
• 1:34:14
  a hood star and I'm partying like a rockstar
• 1:34:16
  I'm better only at my pick -game meeting You
• 1:34:19
  can't upgrade me, mami, I'm the guap between
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  the lines Do it like my, do it like my, do it
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  like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it
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  like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it
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  like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it
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  like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it
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  like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it
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  like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it
• 1:34:35
  like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it
• 1:34:36
  like my, do it like my, I do it like it hurts.
• 1:35:24
  We'll be right back. Clocks are juking, playing
• 1:35:42
  cruel pranks Copy's out, we're almost done, feels
• 1:35:45
  like robbery in banks Brian Hoppy on the mic,
• 1:35:47
  dropping wisdom in streams Syndicated Skaro,
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  now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the happy
• 1:35:52
  hour, it's coming to a close Radio hits, made
• 1:35:55
  it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and joy, dissolving
• 1:35:59
  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, that's
• 1:36:02
  just so unfair Oh my, fuzzin' with the laughs
• 1:36:10
  It's growing dim, eardrums missing, hoppy like
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  fingers without rings, D -H -X -M -M, shoutouts
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  hit the street, but soon the sound will vanish
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  like shadows in the heat. The hoppy hour is coming
• 1:36:21
  to a close, radio waves fading like a wilting
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  rose, last differential rain is all in the air,
• 1:36:27
  but we'll keep the rhythm. is rolling dim. Eardrums
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  mixing hoppy like fingers without brains. Gated
• 1:36:42
  checks to FM. Shadows hit the street, but soon
• 1:36:45
  the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat.
• 1:36:47
  Oh, the hoppy hour is coming too close. Radio
• 1:36:51
  waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and
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  joy dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the
• 1:36:56
  rhythm alive. Now it's time to face the silence
• 1:37:13
  like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic,
• 1:37:16
  with humor so divine The void left in our hearts
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  wider than a canyon line LINE Empty speakers,
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  silent thighs, but coming to an end Like a rollercoaster
• 1:37:30
  stopping while the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes
• 1:37:33
  and jabs, he's our daily grind Now silence louder
• 1:37:36
  than the thoughts we can't rewind The Hoppy Hour
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  is coming to a close It's just so unfair. And
• 1:38:17
  like that, he's gone. You probably had Taco Bell
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  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
• 1:38:26
  is poop. I'll kick you a little and we'll call
• 1:38:30
  it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour
• 1:38:43
  is now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
• 1:38:59
  day. Good night and God bless America. Door is
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  closing.