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Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – flavoured gloves and frustrated guests · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Now here we go, here, we go here.
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  Speaker 2: He's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead Simpson on KFM Mornings,
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  Speaker 2: KFM Mornings. Okay, senseless survey. This one had a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of a hostile reception.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, are you being hostile?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no no no, I'm not hostile. I'm friendly,
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  Speaker 2: you know. And the thing that I love about it
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  Speaker 2: is that this guy takes his job very seriously. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: and usually, like I've heard of random people. But depending
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  Speaker 2: on what time, I need to look at who's open
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  Speaker 2: at this time? And so petrol stations are open twenty
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  Speaker 2: four hours, hotels are open twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So who are you bothering today? Hotel? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Our hospitality industry, yes, doing such incredible work, hard work,
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  Speaker 1: around the clock.
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  Speaker 2: So with all those facts in place, sure, and how
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  Speaker 2: many questions do you think I will get.
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  Speaker 1: Through here this morning? Ten questions? No, sibs? What is that?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Is that not too much? That?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Too little? That's aiming too high? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Short one Bear in mind, as I said, a hostile reception.
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  Speaker 1: Six questions six means eight questions? Eight? Okay, produce a bread?
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  Speaker 1: Farh Is someone right?
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  Speaker 2: Someone's what okay, okay, this is where I've heard of
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  Speaker 2: a random person and ask them ridiculous questions that all
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  Speaker 2: need answering for the sake of South.
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  Speaker 1: Africa, for the sake of the nation, the nation, very
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  Speaker 1: important job.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. I see the President gave an address last night,
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  Speaker 2: I too should give an address with some important Is.
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  Speaker 1: That where you were going with that? That's great?
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  Speaker 2: SABC two A serious questions. I'll be addressing the nation
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  Speaker 2: tonight at eight o'clock. Will family meeting with questions like these?
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  Speaker 1: Help you? Hi? Yes? Please? How are you well? And
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  Speaker 1: you good? Is this guest relations gest services? I was
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  Speaker 1: just wondering.
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  Speaker 2: About availability for Thursday next week.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in your flow with that before.
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  Speaker 2: Just one one person?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me?
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  Speaker 2: Do you believe that the shin bone is just a
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  Speaker 2: device for finding furniture in the dark? Do you believe
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  Speaker 2: the shin bone is just a device for finding furniture
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  Speaker 2: in the dark.
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  Speaker 3: Are you looking for accommodation or you asking me general
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  Speaker 3: knowledge questions? No, okay, I deal with accommodation only. I
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  Speaker 3: don't deal with general knowledge. I've got other customers in
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  Speaker 3: front of me, and I need to tend to you
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  Speaker 3: need accommodation. You want to book a room, I'm willing
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  Speaker 3: to do that for me, but I'm not answering any questions.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just working in tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: They open eight to five. I've got information that we
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  Speaker 3: do have availability at one to ninety nine a room
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  Speaker 3: to night.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever walked down aeroplane Tomic stays and pretended
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  Speaker 2: you were one of the Beatles?
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  Speaker 3: To be honest with you, you're asking me some questions
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  Speaker 3: that got nothing to do with accommodation.
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  Speaker 1: All right, and thing if we give you information, gotcha.
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  Speaker 3: And we don't know? Am there any other questions apart
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  Speaker 3: from that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm with you, But would you like to see flavored
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  Speaker 2: gloves for dentists?
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: Would you like to.
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  Speaker 2: See dentists start wearing flavored gloves?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, sir?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm going to end this call. I've
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  Speaker 3: got guests in front of me, and I think you're
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  Speaker 3: wasting my time. Yes, So since I'm gonna help you,
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  Speaker 3: the rude man say you want accommodation, but you asked
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  Speaker 3: me things off the map?
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  Speaker 1: What's what's your name?
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  Speaker 3: And I've got other gifts to attend. You're taking my
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  Speaker 3: time up, but you're helping other things.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, what's your name?
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  Speaker 3: My name is Mark, So how can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: I want to know for a stop to this. If
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  Speaker 3: you call a game, you're going to reject your problem
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  Speaker 3: now you are I think you're insane. If there was
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  Speaker 3: the summer help you?
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  Speaker 1: Is that? Mark?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Hi?
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  Speaker 1: Mark?
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  Speaker 2: How are you listen? NT?
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  Speaker 3: I don't have time for you A right, you are
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  Speaker 3: one of the persons you're not playing. You know that
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  Speaker 3: you really want accommodation.
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  Speaker 1: I do. I want to book five rooms.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, give me give me your contact details and I'll
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  Speaker 3: get our reservations to call you back. And please don't
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  Speaker 3: try anything further. I've got your number, Mark, I got
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  Speaker 3: your number.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine, you can.
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  Speaker 3: Have your number. Look, if you work it, I can
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  Speaker 3: hear that voice, and you're trying to wap me.
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  Speaker 2: Man. You hey, buddy, you Manyboddy Eyboddy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I listened to you. Now realize this guy you
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  Speaker 3: tried to work me. Yeah, I was running with that one.
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  Speaker 1: Wacked me wacked, whacked, wacked. I love it. Water returned safely.
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  Speaker 1: It's cool, man. I don't even know how many questions
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  Speaker 1: that was In the end, neither do. There were three parts.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter whoever someone woman,